Ep. 220 - We Traveled Across the World (w/ Michael Reeves)

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I'm trying to talk about some shit right now. Are you trying to talk about some shit? You're chomping at the bit. Err it out, please. Stop it. What are you doing? Stop it. Michael is vindictively rubbing the mic against his very puffy jacket because you made him say in a birch at chair. Rub it on your puffer's mic. Michael rubs his puffer's for you. ASMR, Teddy. Michael, how big are your nipples? It's big enough, fuck. Well, no, like compare it to the average, do you think? Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. You are larger than I thought. You're a little bigger than you that way. You beat me. They are like a mosquito bites. No, you got normal ass nipples. You Michael the same size nipples. But yours is just on a much larger ball. Yeah. Oh, fish. Have you guys ever touched him together? Yeah. Couple. I asked Ludwig. He didn't reply. But I was like, we had to plan out all this stuff because he's like in this weird, like, sex cult fucking man show. Yeah. It's so weird. You can talk about it soon. But I was like, so are we having come-slave Michael on? And he didn't reply. He said that, is that what he said? He did phrase it like that. And my question is, who's the come-slave between you two? I don't know. I guess we switched positions. Well, I don't know. We do that. We are here in beautiful lemon. I have come here to fuck my sister. Your French got way worse. We've been doing only Jamaican around the French people. They love it. And they love it. They do. But it's come to a head because I said bumble-clat. And then he said someone called me out. They said, you can't say that. Who said that? And I couldn't. It was Coco. She was like, isn't that a bad word? She's the most racist of them all. I'm saying she's Canadian. So I didn't, but I didn't know. I had no defense. Yeah, you can't, you can't authoritatively be like, yes, I can. Yeah, I don't even know. I feel like we've all individually googled what bumble-clat means. And they all have forgotten it. Bumble-clat. I think it means like, "Skeabity Toilet" in Jamaican. Yeah, I mean. That's got to be racist. Like, just full stop racist. No, racist. I am racist. I'm a French man. I'm racist. I'm a French, of course. I love it. I love to eat the food. They serve it in the pan. Very good, the nice. The boobs, they pan. They serve me such a bad accent. I love to eat the poop because I am French. Genuinely horrible accent. How is it horrible? Okay, do what I did then. I guess I have to talk about this, but I was ministered. You sound French. I was fairly old at the time. It was, I was 25. I was, I was, I was, I was, no, I was 607. Okay, wait, what do you want to talk about? Let's get on the fucking rails. Yeah, what are we doing here? Let's get back on track. We're, how about that? We're here at Le Mans, me and Michael, because we're racing race cars. By the time this comes out, we will have crashed and died. Yeah, you will be exploded in a fireball. These will be the last things you said. I will have taken out 14 families. Stands of Le Mans. Final words will be these. I'm not going to lie to you. It's all I've been thinking about as you guys dying in the fucking car. A awesome fireball. Don't think about it. I can just see it. Yeah, you can see it. It's like, I'm thinking about the game coming up. Just watch it. Yeah, just watch it. You guys are going to die like a mummified couple. Like you're holding each other, but you're only bones. My mangled fucking body and golfing flames. What, what do you guys know about this event? Okay, so it's formula four, which is the baby version. Yeah, yeah. For the lowest. So you must wear some sort of bonnet or maybe have a binky while you race. Yeah, you look like baby Ouija. You guys have been hard stuck silver for a few months. Okay, well, don't, it'll get me wrong. We're also hard stuck silver in France, because we went to the land cafe and tested that theory. And it's true. Yeah, EJ West had got hands. Did you buy European accounts? We did. Yeah, that's what we did. Oh my, how do you? What are you talking about? Can you turn it around? Uh, more so eat it. And, uh, okay. How do you say crash out in French? What's eight, seven, seven? Uh, I think they have crash out. Really? Really? Re-sets it? Re-sets it? Re-sets it? Uh, crash us. No, we've got got a, we'd set it. Okay. Yeah, we sucked ass. Dude, the land cafe, Ludwig. Okay. Bitch, lock in. What is the, what is the event? Uh, we just said F4 baby. Then, uh, uh, the land cafe real quick. If I get, if I get quickly, just stop us. Take up a stop. Call it a stop. Uh, change the tires or take the tires. Um, uh, dude, no stereotype. No flame on the French people. They're beautiful people. It's a beautiful place. My goodness, the land cafe. We walked into the smell. It was like, it was fucked up. It was fucked. It was fucked up. It was, it was, we were, we were rooms away from, we were, we were rooms away from human beings. And it was like, oh my god. It was like, oh my god, I can't, I literally was like, I can't breathe. We need to find a different room to play video games. I can't breathe in this room. It was, it was also, I love Can be in here. Because when we were setting up, I was reading a book and it farted. And, uh, yeah. And you're the one being like, it was so smelly. I'm talking. I can hear the smell. And so, and Can looks at me. He's like, that was crazy. And it was like, it was basically, it was basically a D minus. And I'm like, I love being around new heads. Like, you know, I was doing crazy shit in the Airbnb. It was insane. He's been disgusting, dude. I haven't been disgusting. Dude, we were in, we were in an Uber and we got out and he was like, I was going to fart in the Uber, but you'd be weird about it. You know, I was like, yeah, you'd be all fucking pissed off. I don't know, it's just rude to do. It's rude to do that to an Uber driver. Don't make their lives harder to fart in their car. Yeah, also the Uber driver that came here, he threatened to kill people on the highways. Like, I said, I said them to paradise. We had, we had, we had, we had the Arab Marcus Brownlee as an Uber driver. He was going 150 in his school zone. It was really bad. He almost, like, I wouldn't, it's not fair to say he almost hit. But he like went way too fast. And there's these two elderly people. And he said, uh, send them to paradise. Yeah, send them to paradise. And then, and then when we got here, there was these two women doing some sort of media thing. On the grass right in front of us. And he's like, huh, sexy bitch, huh? Sexy bitches, huh? It was crazy. This guy was crazy. I know I was like, yeah, man. Anyway, we're here. We can't be racing him tomorrow. We came to your, your, your eyes wide shut, man. There's a sex party in here. I think it's like a fake mansion. I don't think it's that. So my idea of this, Ludwig is, it's F4. So you go like, what? Like 150 miles per hour. Yeah. We're all on the same side. You're bored of our story. No, I'm bored of, uh, F4. Okay, okay. I see. I see. Not F3. Um, and you are not on a, a NASCAR track. It's not one, it's, there's turns. There's all sorts of shortcuts and, um, in different ways of driving on it that you must that are difficult and, uh, and that's all I know. And there's a three day event. No, two day event. Friday, Friday is the day of the event, but not a race. Yeah, you got most of it. Okay. It's, it's a three day, three day. They got multiple concerts. There's a 200k attendance. Michael, you just, we're going to, we're going to edit it out. It's probably, well, I guess that we can't now for the context. Stop rubbing your microphone on your jacket. Are you boring? No, you're boring. Don't give me the fucking bird poop chair. Don't give me a perfect clinic. Well, there's, there's burp. Yes, there's burp. I thought you would like that. It is a giant French event. And there's so many, so many people coming. There's 200,000 people coming. I keep hearing that number. That's insane. We went the biggest, I think, uh, knock. Yeah, I think that most people I've seen in one spot was when we went to the AFL in Australia. And that was only 90,000 people. Yeah, it was an extra world more than double that. Well, this would be spread over three days. But what's, uh, also crazy. I don't know if we're going to leak this. What's out already price? No, no, how much the event costs. Oh, what's it guess? We were supposed to talk camera. Fucking leaks today. I don't know if I can leak it. Give three numbers. Give three numbers and guarantee it's one of them. But don't say which one. Okay, okay, 20 million. Okay, 20.1 million. Okay, 19.9 million. Okay, it's one of those today. I don't know. It could be either a big range. Did he say how much they spent on just us? I, yep. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. When they say spend, he told him everything, huh? Why are we even doing the fucking podcast? A million dollars, five bucks or four dollars. Okay, wait. Well, that's actually less than sorry, one of the three. That's different than the one you're applying is more than one. He told us like 800 K. When you say spent on you guys, what does that mean? Who's spending what? What does that mean? Is Riyadh part? Yeah, we're all part of this area. Riyadh would be here. Yes. They're showing us. MBS won't be here. He only likes video games. Yeah, he, He's doing a fatal fury tournament at the town overs for $8 billion and KSI will be there. And Bill Burr is playing him. Yeah. That's gonna be awesome. It's Bill Burr's Terry. It's, I think it, what was it, $7,000 for an hour of driving the cars? Yeah. Or was it $7,000 a day? It's close to that figure. It's gross. The cars are like 200 grand each and there's 24 of the fucking cars on the track. Oh my God. And then it's like, you know, like a day of driving it, like the bike track time is $7,000 a person, I think. And that doesn't include coaching. We are guaranteed to have a crash. No. That's crazy. Sure. You're crazy. They're not professionals. Well, you're guaranteed because we're going for it. You're trying to crash. Yes. The footage on high time is going to be horrible. Yeah. Really bad for the families. I've already conceded the idea. I mean, the podcast you bailed on before we left, you know, all we talked about was these are the last times we'll talk about Ludwig. Yeah. I'm pretty good. We're both good. We're both. All right. There's some monsters out there. There are some monsters. Yeah. Like it's really good racers. Yeah. Are they smurfing or they just practice harder than you and they have more grit and talent? No, no. That's just their third event. Oh, so this is the third time they've done this and like maybe a quarter of the people here. This is their literal third time. You got a little elo. Uh, yeah. We are newcomers. That's hard. Yeah, we're both better between the two of you. We're neck and neck. Yeah. We are actually really close. I think Michael was leading and then I think I binked a better time. But then like we were racing. Yeah, we got back to it and both just fucking we're fighting it out at the at the back of the pack. So a rehearsal you raced, um, yeah, it's not rehearsal. Fucking theater kid. I heard it was called a rehearsal. When you call it picture locked to the event real quick, it was called a rehearsal. Guys, everyone is on the block. Brought in here. Uh, yeah. For chance. Same day. For GCP chance. I think so. That's why I thought it was called rehearsal because Broughtum was like, I'm here and I'm at rehearsal. Yeah. He's never heard of first. I thought he was he. That makes. Yeah. That makes because he's in valor. It'll get a boy. Stay right. Huh? Hey, let's bring the cause and stay dry. You guys are real funny, but you mean a new country that I'm scared in by the way. How did you guys end up do from like the beginning of this? Why are you racing in cars? I still don't get it. I'm so close to you and I don't fucking get what do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? How did this like did someone call you up and be like you and racing for fuck for you for toy car? That's what happened to me. Yeah, yeah. Well, Squeezy, Squeezy message me. Squeezy, right? Squeezy. He's the biggest dreamer in France. He's like PD pie, but for what? He is like, PD pie. So it's like, Squeezy at 12. Squeezy is, no, at 12, it's not number two. He's not number two? No. He's not top. Is it 12 like the KSO? No. Who is he? At 12's like. Is he like the cuff him? No, he's like a nerdy trivia guy. He stands. He's, he's, yeah, but bigger than stands. That's what I'm trying with. That's the metric here. Okay. Is it 12 of the cuff him of France? Answer the question. He's got the cuff him. I don't, what, what rapper would he be? Uh. Is he Royce to five nine? Yeah, we're on Royce to five nine at the moment too. Is it, it's all Royce to five nine? He's not Royce to five nine. It could be. Maybe he, is he like Macklemore? Not big. That's pretty big. No. Why can't you answer this question? He's like the David of France. Okay. Oh, which David? Which David? David. David. David. Okay. That's a fantastic musician. Excellent. All right. Squeezy calls you guys up. He says, what's up? I'm the kyson out of France. What happened is he was in L.A. and then I invited him to my Super Bowl party. That's why I was like, I have some French friends in town. Can they, can they call me? And I said, yeah, come. And they had a great time because they ate cuties cooking and it was so in, in, in, uh, memorable, memorable, uh, chanting that they, that he called me up and he was like, Hey, will you do that for a race? And then he was like, you can have anyone as your teammate and I hit a Michael. Oh my god. And then Michael, I think was ready to snap, say no. It was, it was before I knew what it was. I wanted you want to say no, though. I had some stuff going on. Okay. I was, uh, I was just like doing some shit and I thought it was going to be like a, hey, do you want to, I don't know, go fucking do what they're like, hang out, want to fuck it. I'm stupid fucking. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, um, uh, but then he had a race car in France and it was like, are you afraid of much Michael? Hmm. You don't come, you don't come off as a guy with a lot of fear death, dying aneurysms. Crocodiles. You're afraid of aneurysms. Crocodiles. Like crocodiles. Aneurysms. I found out what aneurysms were when I was a teenager and I wish I didn't. I found out crocodiles when I was a teenager. He's scary. Stay. Fucking well. It was a bad day too. They're the same. I mean, guys are the crocodiles of the brain. I only had one hunter and he's dead. That's until you everything. Yeah. They took out. They took out the one crocodile hunter, huh? Uh, yeah. That's, but that's it. And then it's, I mean, it's, it's kind of fucking insane the amount of, so are there other like content? Like, who else is driving these cars? Like you guys are YouTube guys. This is our freshman. This is huge in France. Like you have to understand, this is going on like, uh, like public television. Bonsoir. Oh, it's going on public television. Yeah. Saturday. What is that? Like ABC 13. They got like French ridiculousness on that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're all with the adesh. Jumpy out your deck Real back real back real back. Sorry guys. We're very high energy. We've been together for many days and a row without you guys He's gonna do it, we're fucking my sister, let's watch something. - That's very crass, very, yep. - You guys get pretty crass together. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been, well, mostly him, but I have been encouraging (laughing) because you haven't been here. - He's wanting himself up. - If I don't encourage him, he thinks I, he doesn't more when I don't like it. - Sure. - So if I encourage him, it, the bit close. - Oh yeah, I just, I recede, I shrink. It's like when I give you shit, And then you just, you just like, yeah, and I'm like, huh, I have nothing to say, nothing to do. - So how long was the process? How long did it, like, from, you got the call and then you what started, I don't get it. - I got the call, we didn't do jack shit. Then we came out here three times in the course of three months. - All the way out here? - Yeah. - Three times. - Yeah, three times. - There comes two trainings and then now this shit, was freaking neat. I didn't realize how big it was until kind of until we got here to the first training. - Yeah. - And I saw that they must have spent fucking million dollars on just this training. - And also how big the creators are. Like the two musicians, they got like 10 songs of a hundred million listens. - Are they French? - Yeah, yeah. - Are they gonna play Savage Race in a car? - Everyone's French, there's two Spaniards that the French secretly want to explore their cars. - Of a guillth. right over there. They were making fun because they love the school shooting jokes. They're like, they're like, I'm American. I like Ford truck in guns. And then I went on French like 14 year olds. It was a silent room for a second. Wow. They don't like it when you're back. Yeah. You didn't have to make a joke about the death. No. Also, they love guns. Dude, their cops are carrying around fucking M4s and UMP 45s. That's the John Domoree. What does that mean? Okay. There's the state police. What do they need those for my concertion destroy? Yeah. They had like the like the golden reptile skin. I was like getting a drink out of the preta minasjarae machine and the guy walks by with an M4 and I just wanted to touch it. I think it's called. What a good minasjarae. Yeah. It's like when the restaurant just brazier. It's disgusting. Yeah. Why is the bar brazier? It's Brasserie, oh right, Brasserie, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a Brasserie, you go to get your drink, you get your little food, no, yeah, I don't know shit. I don't know shit, but I will say this. I love gay parry. I love it. Have you guys had French dinner yet? So you keep, what does this mean? No, what is this French dinner? Because you were like, you were so weird about it when you brought it up earlier. Well, you're gonna be worried about it after you go to it. We're gonna go right after this. It's right after this. We have French dinner. Is the weird part of the food. No. No. No, the food's excellent. Actually, it's good. Yeah, food's genuine. We had rabbit back and lay him shoulder yesterday. Your girl got that rabbit back. That's yeah. It was back. Yeah. But you'll get to go to French dinner. Your girl. Yeah. Got that rabbit back. Yeah. Got that rabbit back with hair. That's what Ludwig and Michael said. So what is this shit? Yeah, what is this? Okay, I don't like you literally said save it for the pod and then we started the pod and you you brought no clarity Okay, no, we started the pod and then slime did like a horrible French You knew what was French. I got me last year. Oh my god It's like a fucking Transylvania I was touched when I was having I want to fuck my sister (laughing) [BLANK_AUDIO] dreamer is a blouse toys say like it's very much. Yeah. So that's what you guys brought. And so yes, we had a little thing. Yes. But we're getting there. Okay. So we heard every French dinner is in that room right there. That glass. The one that we were just in. Oh, no, there's a left. But tanical garden looking room. Yeah, we haven't been in there yet. And it looks like a shake. I'm not going to hold you. Hey, dude, it's starters. Dinner starts at nine. That's kind of a while from now. And it's a bit late. Yeah, it's a bit late to be late, a bit late. Are you going to like fuck our brains out? This is so fucking weird. Fuck your brains out. I have to say to them. Please will you, Ludwig? And then it's a you order from a menu. It has a like a set menu with multiple options. You order. Yeah. But you can't order until everyone's had at the table. Okay. And you have to wait for your table to be full. Okay. So if you don't have enough people to fill the table, you never order. You're getting French dinner has cam and Christian done French dinner. They have. So they're loud because something really kind of fucked up around here. Yeah. So you'll notice behind us. If you're watching the video, not listening to the audio, there's a big castle behind us. And that's the hotel that you're sleeping in. Yeah. But over there off camera, not picture ask enough to be filmed. There was a literal butler's quarters. Yeah. That both cam and Christian are sleeping in. They look like torrents apartment for the help. Yeah. And for the hell these guys are telling. I don't know if they're telling you, but they're telling us like, yeah, we tried to grab a water from this giant pallet of waters. And they were like, that's for the talent. And they made them put it back and they made them put it. It was not a water. It was an Arab water bottle. Oh, it's an Arab. It was an Arab. Was it an Arab water bottle? That's like the made it was an Arab water bottle. You've got to hook me up with an Arab guy. He sits it on. He makes fun of me. I'm the only Arab guy. It is only for the races. I'm going to make sure they don't have enough to give you. Put in my lips around everyone. I've been roasted all fucking here. I'll get you a fucking pod. Please. Yeah. Pods are good. You want the pod? I don't know. It's like shit. Oh my god. It's like it's the milk esports arena. The toilet water. It's worse. The 24 hour land cave was called milk. It was called milk. Oh, sponsored by ASUS. That's fun. Yeah. I watched Michael. There was a pallet of like, there's just like new ret, like prototype red bull flavor. And he grabs one. He's like, check this shit out. That's correct. And then I look away and it's empty and he's crushing the can. It was fucking crazy when you get a good can of red bull in you. That should taste delicious. It is a good flavor. Winter flavor. Goop home Fuji and John. So what is this friendship that you described something that sounded uninteresting? It's basically a fucking two hour long nightmare or three hours depending what's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Well, it's good. Well, we just couldn't do anything. Oh, you can't. Let me. You can't. Because the thing is, we don't have enough people at the table if you guys don't come. Yeah. Oh, my God. So if one person leaves, we would all have to leave to go to our own thing. There's something in France that's weird because we went to the last night, me and slime. And we had a reservation, but we waited in a reservation line. What's that? What the slime and I? We're doing, we're doing this. Okay. We want to get on my head about the grammar of it all. You want to speak right? Okay. He cheated his way through college, Michael. It shows. Well, guess what degree he has finance, clothes, marketing. It's kind of close. He's really good. We went to dinner last night and we had a reservation, but we had to wait on a reservation line, which is kind of strange. Like there was like a long line of people and then we like didn't eat till like maybe we didn't sit down until like 25 minutes after our reservation, maybe. And then when we sat down, everyone who was in line, like before and after us started getting their food. And no one had to come up to us to ask us what we wanted. Like no one took our orders. And I think we were clocked as Americans. Yeah, I think it's because you're dirty Americans. I think we were clocked as Americans. They were so nice. Oh, you think you were clocked. And but they never asked us. They never asked like, Oh, like you guys ready to order. And there was no like order on your phone. We double checked everything. And I had to just like go get someone and be like, can we? And they're like, Oh, yeah. I think it's the next thing. I think that I mean Florida is bus. Dude, he's like, where's I don't know? I'm not ordering. He's the same. What do you talk about? You're literally the fucking saying. I think it's the nickname. You are. No, I think it's actually a French thing. I don't think it's a French thing. I'm telling you, it's a French. These people, whoa, Ludwig, they're so lovely to me. And I have to train him. Okay. Earlier, a group of girls who were on clearly on a scavenger hunt and they fucking clearly needed a picture with a bald person. So close. They were like, we get a photo with you guys. And then later, another group of boys doing the same scavenger hunt watched us as we walked by it. I'm like, they want you. It was fucked up. It was it was 14-H girls who stopped us. And I was like, what is going on? They're, yes, they were French. So we are looking men. Oh, you American. Can you take off your ad pants? They asked us to take a picture. I was like, we're like fuck you. Of course, you know us international celebrity times. We're like, yes, ladies, light up. I like how you guys take a picture of a bald man. Secretly, it was take a picture of a guy with the smallest penis. Yeah, like I, because it's less embarrassing that way. But yeah, and they just were like giggling and they took pictures. And it's me and Nick just like. And then, and then they just giggled and left. And Nick was like, they're doing a scavenger hunt. And then a couple minutes later, I was like, I think they needed a bald guy. Yeah. And it was so weird. That's what, that's the kind of shit that goes down on one bald guy in a lesbian. They're like, I can't believe oh, my God. No, no, in France, it's like every, every other couple is a bald guy in a beautiful woman, a beautiful woman. Why are the French also bald? I mean, bad genetics. What do you mean? It's looming with testosterone. There's a lot of baldies. There's also the hottest Frenchman on earth here. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. He's at the rounds. Yeah. What does he, is he a racer? He's a racer. He's the, but he's a racer. The, the most attractive Frenchman ever. Yeah. He's, oh, you're talking about a different hottest friend. Wait, were you talking about? I was talking about Scott. Scott is different. Oh, he's fucking hot. He's like crazy. Anyway, back to Pierre, I mean, I mean, there's three guys. There's a very attractive thing. I'll try it. Oh, that's tough. The, the one they walk by, they don't do the nod. They're just so good. It's so good. It's so fucking good. He's so casually. I know, just give the nicest fucking wink you've ever seen. He would walk up and go, yeah, give you just like, like, he's like, I don't even know. You're in the nail. So I think it's in your bones. Yeah. Yeah. You got that head. They, they're so, and that's how they say hi. And I, every time I go, hey, they've, they've, they've whipped me off my feet. But yeah, there's some baddies here. Uh, yeah. I mean, you walk through the streets of gay parry. I saw two beautiful men kissing and I said, can't do that. He did do it in the Uber. You're just homophobic. He went, this is exactly what he went. He went, oh, you see that. I was like, why is it two men kissing? No, I was way more excited. No, it wasn't excitement. Oh, my God. Did you see that? And then I was like, can't do that. This is, this, even the reaction of, oh, my God, did you see that as homophobic? I don't think it's homophobic. I just like, it's so weird. You're actually like, it's modern family in 2011. Or like we don't live in Los Angeles. What I'm saying is I think people in Los Angeles are less gay. Is that what you want to fucking say? They're less brave to do that. Yeah, because when you're gay and france, it's brave. I think, yeah. We live in a home of, we live in the city of love. The city of love and they were loving. I think Paris was excited. I think Paris was open to gay people before, well, before the US. Yeah, that's right. That's, that's the, that's what it gets for us. We're coming from. I think I'm getting crucified right now for looking at a gay person case and then go, you can't do that. Yes. Yuck. That was the joke. Yeah. But my initial part was like, oh, oh, my God. You look at that. That's so beautiful. That's so beautiful. And then I couldn't even fart in the fucking car. Yeah, dude, it was, do he has been farting in a weird way? Me too. I think it's the French long and gross. There's some French because I've been ripping it. Really? I'm letting the shoppers in. Just now, a yoga was letting it rip. Barking that John. I think that you could, do you think you go for it for far with me? No. I and I have stopped trying to challenge you since our hot dog debacle. You know, it sucked as I couldn't even bask in it because you bailed on the episode. Did you see what I did to him, Michael? No. I fucked him up. I ashamed him. What happened? It was a, eat a hot dog and then run 100 meters, right? Yeah. And I don't even know what the time I got to, I think you finished the race. He ate a hot dog in about eight seconds and then ran the hundred meters in about 43 seconds. But it was luckily for him. Everyone else didn't finish the hot dog. He ate it fast enough. He ate it so fast and then ran like just a pregnant woman. I ran. I ran crazy. I didn't know how crazy I ran until I finally like fat Albert. It was fucking you run like the club guy. I am so befuddled. I don't know why it looks like that. I was, I'm genuinely going back. I'm just going to get someone to teach me how to run because I run all the time. That's the weird part. I run every week at least. I don't sprint. Also, were you sore after sprinting? No. Not at all. Don't fucking, don't fucking lie. Don't be an asshole. I know that you want commiseration, but you genuinely are living your own life. You were in my sore. Very severed in mind. I was not even a little sore. That's crazy. I post on every morning. A hundred meters isn't gonna. I post on every morning, every morning. My God. When I'm in the States at least. Okay. Yeah. You can find one out here. I don't think so. What's that for you? Loveway. What? I'm homeless. I know. I'm homeless, loveway. This is real. I don't have a home. And I need to stay with you. Aiden's fucking homeless and he has to stay with me and it's, and it's, and it's lucky. Can I tell you it's very lucky? Can I say, I've had an awful night of sleep this last week. Beautiful nights. I genuinely just swapped my mattress out for a healing sleep mattress. You swapped into the guest room at healing sleep mattress. I literally just did this week. So I get a nice, I get a nice little cushy. Yeah. But it's my place not your sleep quiz. And maybe somebody crawls in at night? Well, if you like the bed, then it means that you and I have synchronizing sleep quizzes. Wait, I don't even, I actually don't even want to stay in it. Why? Because who took the sleep quiz to find out what type of mattress is? There's no way me and you have the same preferences for a mattress. I want my own perfect mattress by taking the sleep quiz. Well, you first off, you can take the sleep quiz. It's really easy. I did it twice because I had fun the first time and then the second time I did this is real. I did it the first time by myself and then the second time I was like, oh, I should ask cutie because it's supposed to be his half and her half, but I was answering for her. Do I get his half or her half when I stay over? Uh, you would have two her halves. So it's just a her fall. You did that. You'd have a her mattress. Okay. Well, if you're homeless and you're, you need to stay in your friend's guest room and they got a nice. Tell them to do the healing sleep quiz. If you're homeless, don't, you get to be subtle about it. Tell your friend to take the healing sleep quiz and then say, hey, can I come over to try your mattress and then stay forever and then just don't leave, which is actually my plan. I have told Ludwig that I'm leaving on Friday, but I realistically, I'm going to need to stay for two to three weeks. What the fuck? Hey, go to helix.com. He likes go to helix.com slash the yard for 27% off site wide. That's helix sleep.com slash the yard for 27% off site wide. Exclusive for listeners of the yard. I'll give you a week out of love. A week. I need two weeks. This is how we use our own self, bro. Dude, you, you need me in good condition to do my job. Sleep here. Sleep here. This will work. This is not. We're going to heal sleep matches from your sleep.com. So you're set 27% off, buddy. You could use it. You can go to helix sleep.com, slash the yard. Thank you. Thank you for sponsoring this week's episode. Do you guys having fun? Be honest. Honestly, you already got paid by the time this is out. Pretty sweet. I think the racing is awesome. Yeah, when you're actually in the car, there's just, there are these things called flags and they, they'll be like, it's kind of just like notifications and they'll tell you like this kind of the state that you should be going. Like yellow flag is like, there's an accident up above or up ahead. You need to slow down. Double yellow is like super big accident. Then red flag is like, go back to the fucking pits now. We need to bring a helicopter out to lift someone out of the gravel. And we see the red flags. So god damn it. What? Wait, what? It's people like, it's not like their cars flip. But like these cars, if they go into the gravel, there's like how, like sections off of the track in case you go too fast and you slide off. People just love it. I don't know if it's a French thing, but they love the smell and the taste of gravel. And they think it feels good to have on their cars. I mean, me included now a couple of times. I had the taste of the gravel. I've had a taste of the gravel one time. But sometimes you go out and your whole session is just gravel sniffers. Does this not like ruin the car? Yeah, I'm very confused by so it's it. So it hurts it a bit. But that's a red flag. That's a red flag. Why? Because they got to bring it because there's no way for the car to get out unless it gets towed out and they're stopped and you can't bring the tow car drive it out because you can't drive and gravel. But why the fuck would they put gravel there if you can't drive on it? Just slow you down. Why not just put the wall then the wall. Slow down. It's like on the interstate in Colorado when they got the big gravel like it's like somebody hit like a water barrel on the highway. And you're like, why is the water barrel? No, it could just have a lot of sense. You hit the water barrel. This is the water there. And then you go, oh, wasn't supposed to do that. And then you keep driving. That's the thing you come back up to the bottom. Yes, you do. That's your car tow. The problem with the gravel is not that your car is broken. It's like, you're on gravel. The idea that you think you hit a water barrel on a highway. 100 meters of coffee can beat your. I hit a water barrel on the highway. And my car is not total. I am fine. I'm not on a type of road. It's just water. I'm making so much sense right now. I think you're not. Many if I hit the water barrel on the highway, if my car is not totaled, what stops you from driving? It's not going to be not total. Okay, no, but this isn't the problem with the gravel. The gravel is not total your car. Yeah. The gravel is a way to not drive anymore. Oh, you're over here. You can no longer drive. I think because slowing down and being able to just like just getting stopped on gravel is better than exploding. What would you put there instead of the gravel? This is a great question. I don't know, because we're asking maybe a scientist, someone who has a high level understanding. What about Slime? What about Slime? Slime's a good idea. It's not the best idea. It's a good idea. 100 meters of cotton candy out there. I'm on sand. Yeah, why not? Because it doesn't do that. Why not? Because it's not how F1 cars work. Why not? Because it doesn't have traction. The tires is too slick. The tires are like the tires are like this. The tires are like his gene. They're like my gene. There's no there's zero traces. It's a ball. It's all this is head. Okay, well, why do you have to? It's. Dude, that's a fresh one. I'm fresh. I posted a picture of Slime's head and all the replies on my DMs are just like, he's so bald. Really? Dude, he took the fucking worst picture. I feel like shake drizzled, bro. I think the worst picture of me have all pie posted on my Instagram story. And I'm like, don't ever tell me what these people are saying about me right now. I look insane. I don't think I'm crazy. I think we could find some sort of material. What? What's probably you're trying to solve in your head here? We don't have to talk if a car goes off the track. We don't have to tow it out. Okay. That's the problem. Because you have to, because there's a whole process. It stops the whole race. Instead of being like, okay, I can drive back on. He wants like, he wants like a like railings like in bowling. I think he wants a parking lot and all of the track is just lines. You guys instead of fuckers. Yeah. He wants it to look like the Braia mall. Yeah. And then you just draw the lines. We just crash. You're slower, right? What is it? Yeah, Mario Kart. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, then why don't you put grass? They do not grass in some place. The gravel stops you from moving so you don't crack without having a wall. The whole point is like it stops moving, which then is like why you can't move after. The biggest issue is dying. It's a prevent death. We'll see. And gravel, gravel stops the death. Yeah. It stops you very well. It's very good at stopping. And because it's so good, it's also good that the going. No, no, it tastes no good. It's 100% in stopping. Okay. So anyway, we, you know, actually, money is what I want. I want an 80 20 material. Something that gives you 20. That gives you 20%. What about like just to drive us out like gravel with like olive oil drizzled all over it. That would work. Slicker material works. No, but he gives you the 20 back so you can drive on it. Well, man concrete. So it healed itself. Um, cobblestone. Cobblestone. Um, Nick, it's not a problem. It's a good thing because you're not supposed to go off the track. It's an error of the dry proof everywhere. I'm sorry. It's a perfect. Yeah. Okay. But at which Nick has sort of started to do more doctor Mario, ask like misunderstandings of the world. He's getting dumb. Yeah, he's getting dumb. And I don't know why I think intentionally, I think intentionally because I don't think he's a dumb person. Maybe unintentionally because I've seen him play Vex. Oh, I don't think that's a fair thing to say. You want to talk about you in mid lane, dude? What if I'm on a mid lane? You want to talk about you in any lane? You don't understand the game. Look, if it's driving, you're driving. They got to give your champ the second drive steering wheel to the instructor can stop the car. I bought it. I bought a Moomo on that fucking smurf account. That dude costs 50 blue essence. Two-time platinum. He's literally just a, he's a fucking AI machine. It's so nothing. Uh, but yeah, I will say E west head law hands. What are you going to do about it? They're worse region than that. But what are you going to do? What can you do? What can you do? They are a racist, how you say? Oh my God, the first game we got in, we bombed it. I did so terrible, but I kept calling the guy who was flaming me racist. He didn't say anything. He didn't call you right. Wait, sorry. No, at the end of the, at the end of the game, they got racist. Oh, but that's what I'm saying is I kept calling him racist because he was mad at me for being bad at the game. You spoken into the world. And then he just got racist. He came racist. And, uh, and that was the first time I've ever seen him end word on League of Legends. Oh, it was for you know, yeah, the EU client doesn't censor anything. Yeah, no, no, they're really about that, I guess. So cool. I guess, man. Nice job. Nice job. You play League Michael. I used to. What would you pick at? Plot. Oh my God. Maybe. What what's up a plot emerald rule that that's probably before is before that I was like high platish I was a zed mid lane. I was a killer. He's a guy. I'll be good. You play ignite to plat boys. Yeah, oh you fucking oh Yeah, I was really good at laning and then the game just stopped actually wish the entire game of league was just laning phase I had so much fun. Just just play fighting you should play a fighting game. I'm a smash. There you go I play ultimate. Who do you play again? I'm fucking my god. Yeah, you love melee. Yeah, no you guys are kind of made for each other. I hate melee. Why piss me off. I'm too fast. You're too fast. You're at four races. Oh, I four. Yeah, we're not one. I get it. Yeah, I get one. I don't know. And I don't understand enough. It doesn't I mean some parts feel cool I just like hitting a foot. Oh, you know, honestly, I might play if meteor counseling wasn't a thing. What the fuck? Why? How do you know a media just learn a nipple spike? That oh the fucking nipples They didn't know what the nipple spike was until like five years ago because of how rare it hits. It's a fucking five. It's like a three degree angle nipple. Oh, I'm sorry. The game's hard. It's hard. It's it's hard. That's a hard one. They didn't even know it existed for a while. No, yeah, I think meteor counseling is asked. That's so interesting. I agree with them. I think you're a one of one guy. You just got to learn how to do the knee after the meteor spike. Okay, you're only looking at Falcon, but like meteors are dumb for all characters. Like it's dumb for Mario. Mario would be so much cooler if Mario's had a spike or should be a spike. Yeah, but I think there's like many such cases of this. It's well, it's blue balls. So I think the idea of meteor canceling is bad overall. Yeah, I think my favorite thing about some actually like a spike a child into the ground. And just they die because you get a sweet freaking stomp. Yeah, just turning nest into a blood stain. Oh my god. Yeah, my favorite part about flashes of Luigi. Like Mario. This is I'm so weirded out. I'm weird. You wore your black AF ones to France. Yeah, I mean no bullshit here. I am going to die. And I will kill someone on my way out. If it's not a smash. I'll take out a French family. I'll take out a French. I'm not seriously coming to terms with the fact that you might die. What do you mean might? You have a chance of dying. There's a chance of rain on race day. True. No way. There's a high chance. Yeah, on Saturday. I check that out. Saturday's hundo p rain. And you race no matter what. Rain. Rain. Rain. We've never practiced in a tunnel in a drizzle. And that's why those wheels are 14 car pile up. Those wheels are there. He's slippery slippery wheels. There's race. All the gravels going to be wet. Ludwig. I will give you the traction you need to drive out. Good news guys. The gravels now track. The Roman concrete is absorbed the water. We put water barrels, but you can just hit it, but we have about 1,200 pounds. You just keep driving. Just fucking keep driving. Where have we lined up a bunch of deer on the outside? And you get one of your car. I have to try one of those fuckers. They've got the hallers. I'll stuck him. Yeah. Four cars are pretty fragile. They're cool. You know what? I think they do need an racing. I think they need more trees or more like a cardboard house next to the track. Because when you watch that shit, it looks kind of slow, but in the car, I feel like I'm going 1,000 miles of miles of reference. Yeah, you need some kind of reference to tell how like, like you tell like, yeah, yeah, I fucking came, bro. Cam last trip. We we're doing our. In between finding children. So to sort of children. We might have to believe this for cams for cams. It's lively. But Cam did brensy Bob. He left basically any time we ever run out of something to say, well, cams, we call cam a pedophile. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You've been doing that for fucking forever. But you know, we're keeping it off the mainstream. Okay. It's just for you guys. Yeah. Because Nick's a misogynist is carried around. Aiden is racist and likes the white, you know, you tell me of sweet. So this would carry. Sure. I guess when you keep saying something, it does end up sticking like how Nick England can't read. Yes. And those are mostly harmless. Sure. Of course. No victims. And that situation. Because there's a little truth to cam situation, I think we should have. But anyway, we were what was I saying about Cam? He's a pedophile. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah. We filmed in slow mo. And it looks pathetic. Like you're going so slow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no speed. You should have filmed in fast mo. Yeah. I'm saying Cam feels in show mo. What is what is fast mo? Uh, that's speeding footage up a lot of week. Oh, I'm learning. I'll heard. And then there's the Bev Mo where you get whatever you need. Yeah. That's what this has to sponsor. Dude, they should put like an Uber East driver on the course while you guys race. And he's like, Oh, fucking Uber driver. That one was killed. Oh, that guy I can win. That guy. Yeah, that guy. Watch out for him. He was listening. No idea how to change the way. He was listening to the little Wayne. Oh, my God. I gave him one star. I never do that. It was just too dangerous. It's too dangerous. Karen. I am a Karen. He couldn't kill. He was going. We were in like residential neighborhoods with tiny roads like a two-way street that actually doesn't fit two cars. Like if a car comes, you have to kind of like go a little bit off the side of the road a little bit just to let him buy. And he's going like 90. Oh, he got you. He did what they wanted but quicker. What an 80. I was fine with it. I was I don't mind. You don't mind. I think it's more responsible for like the the people on the road. But for me and the car, I felt fine. I don't know. This guy probably does it every single day. I imagine he's a decent driver. That's cool. He's a responsible driver. One time I had an Uber driver tell me how to kill and dress a chicken. How to like pluck and bleed a chicken. Okay. Was this was this unprompted or did you ask him my question? No question about chicken chicken. Now could you recite this for a minute? Talked about how you need to not kill it instantly so that the heart pumps all the blood out. You also said this about pigs. How do you open up for the blood to drain if you don't kill it? He was like cut the artery and just let it pump until it dies. He said he said right. He said I need to use Filipino. That's how we got on this. He said I come to America. I'm can. I'm allowed to that I come to this is the Filipino accent. I was just like I'm to America. My children do not know how to bleed the pig. He was talking about how his kids got it easy because they don't need to know how to kill butcher and dress up. If you get to go to a grocery store to get pig. That's exactly what he said. He was like he just go to the grove vans and they get it and it's like they don't know how to do it. So I'm trying to bring them back to the Philippines so we can gut a pig and bleed it out and teach them. And he's like they don't chew bloody the chicken here. It's because they don't cut the neck and let it bleed. They do it wrong. They do it wrong. Yeah. They kill it too fast. Oh, and there's too much blood left in. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. The heart goes out and the blood still in there, but he's saying cut the pain is what he said. Cut the pain. Yeah. And just let it fucking pump until it dies. When I I've told this on the public floor, but when I was like 14, my friend Max, they lived on a ranch and his dad once he's like it checked this out and they fucking shot a pig in the head and got it and slaughtered it. And the whole day we just didn't talk to each other. I can I can draw every part of that experience by frame. It was it the Filipino Uber driver in a way was right. I don't think it made me a better person though. It just I'll never forget it made life easier. I don't think it did. If you didn't have to experience that. I don't know. Well, you know what? We probably would have done something different that day. We should be in the head feels like the wrong way. That is shoot it twice. It was fucked up. Oh my god. They put the 20. It was a 22. They put the 22 rifle right between its eyes. My god. Like execution style and they shot it and it starts seizing and just fucking squiling. Yeah, and it's not that perfect to drain though. Oh, such a good drain off. Perfect. It's just like fucking freaking out because it got shot in the head and they just do it again. But then I put like a all sorts of like gunpowder and stuff in the pig. You're not going to eat the head, I guess. Yeah. I guess they're not using the head meat in the head really much. There's places that will pay for a big brain. But the guy who shoots a pig in front of his kid probably not the one who's using the head meat. Yeah. They just use in his head killing it. Oh, dude, they had me to get that kid. They have to sit down and the blood drain under the concrete and I never fucking forgot and it was awesome. And anyway, now we're in front of this big fucking giant horror mansion. We are that they put Cam in a mask like a half mask and he just get walked on one of them tables. Yeah, it's a fan of the opera. He talked about like that, bro. He ain't talking about him. He ain't talking about him like that, bro. I can talk about it like he's working for you right now. He's not working for me. He literally is. No, we drop a contract. You want to walk away? You can walk away if he wants. Bro's name is Cam and he films stuff. Come on now. Come on, I'll stop playing around. Hey, I'm a podcast. What are you doing, bro? Yeah. Yeah. Look out, guys. I'm not bad. I'm not bad. It's all my fantasy football knowledge. I love Cam. You're consultant. Why are you doing this? Come on. This is brought to you by Michael. He wants you to suffer out there. So I missed actually missed the only Michael reef episode of the art that we had. Right. You guys were in Nepal. Yeah. I wasn't here. Maybe you asked this. Michael, what do you like? about Ludwig. The same thing I have a slime question he would have. I did. I did. I swear to God, he's a fucking diet triad. He's like, you're saying I'm fucking Ludwig. You're fucking. What do you get? What do you get from Ludwig that you don't care for all your other friends? I like the way that he plays smash ultimate. Badly. So we can get fucking foul games. I get sweet fucking stomps. Yeah. If you lose a single game, by the way, Ludwig, that's embarrassing. I lose several. He beats me almost like every time. That's crazy. Okay. He's way better at the game than me. We can just chill and say slurs. That's pretty nice. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Sure, man. Great comfort. We'll share in those. You wanted a serious answer. Yeah. You didn't want to give it to you. You want to live that whole life behind that, you know, irony. You know, well, I'm gonna let him because what power do I have in the situation? Right. You can try to dig through. You can try to be the 22 bullet that pierces his skull. The pierces his big brain. Michael. It takes two leads. It takes two maybe two. God, big skull. Oh, man. I'll buy the way. There's a little bit of an update I wanted to update everyone. The saga of art and the yard is concluded to catch you up really quick. There is a small suburban art collective on North Carolina called Pleasure Island, which is kind of interesting. Yeah. Shouldn't name an island that these days. Why? Because you just shouldn't. And so this art collective is called art and the yard and they stole our logo. And usually we don't care. It's like what the fuck? They probably just killed a yard logo and didn't know we existed. But they were very adamant that actually they their designer made that logo. This one on the mic. Yeah. Right here. And so I was in a bit of back and forth. And I was like, if you basically I said, Michael, I was like, if you guys feature my art at your festival, then you can keep the logo. This is my art. That's pretty sweet. You got so much free time. Fuck you talking on Instagram messages like, um, I don't think we're going to be featuring that. Yeah. I'm good on that. Anyway, to finally update it, they said they've been using this logo since the beginning of their project. I can confirm with the graphic designer. I said, let me know. And they said we have the email trail requesting a poster designed from our first year in the event. The dates are from 2022. So after your podcast start for the graphic designer, we have not been able to reach the graphic designer to understand where he got the fence portion of design, but not only fully saying it, but not only fully saying like, you're right. We are designer must have taken this from you guys. That is our bad. They're like, I guess the dates don't quite line up in our favor. We certainly weren't aware of your podcast or your fence logo. We thought we had an original sign because the fence portion of the design is not really critical to the overall design. And it's to you. We've decided to modify the picket fence portion of our images so that it won't just look like you show the new one. They just asked AI to extend it. When they added a McDonald's arch, then they said we will make this change going forward only, meaning they're not going to, you know, change it. Which I wouldn't care. I don't care. Fuck it. I don't care. I just wanted to be right. You care a little. I just want to be right. Since I, because it's an art, it's an art collective. I do think if you're a fucking design, someone in the community to make a new logo. How fun would that be? It would be great. Since I believe we acted in good faith with purchasing our graphic, which I do think, I would hope you would retract your statements about us having stolen your design. We'll start the process of updating our various graphics this week. And then I said, just to clarify, none of this on your end happened prior to July 2021, but you thought it did. And they said that is correct. It happened are an after July 2021, which is the first episode, which is why we're just not going to draw this out and wait to talk to the designer, but just make the change now. And I said, are you sure you don't want to feature my art? God is fucking 45 year old woman living on Pleasure Island with her with her fucking side hustle of art in the yard. Stressed out. Oh, yeah, it's a hustle. It's a hustle. Yeah. That's a great word. We should go look at all art at the event. Make sure it's not fucking. Oh, that's a van. Go. That's a moray. I said, you sure you don't want to feature my art? They said, yeah, I think that's a no. And I said, bummer. And I said, I mean, we would be happy to clarify that you probably didn't know the design was established in full use, but I personally will be making fun of you for not knowing how long your branding has existed and just assuming that you're right. And then they said, wow, I think that says more about you than it does me. It does. She's right. She's right. At this point, I'll just say good luck and chow. Now, chow was spelled out. See it. Oh, W. And then I replied, it's chow. It's Italian. The right way. And that has been the conclusion of art in the yard. And it's all good. A lot of stop. That's awesome. First off, first off yelling at God, like that. That's kind of cool. This is what happens when because you stopped being like a reply to people on Twitter guy. And now you just need a new outlet. He's getting it out. He needs a new outlet. And you're getting it out on this 45 year old fucking woman in front of your head to make your life. I do. I do think like it is really funny that instead of making a new fence, because they took it's still a logo. They just extend. It's the same like the fence poster on the same diagonal. It's the same pixels. It's too petty people being very petty, but one of them is right. And it's me. No, no, you're wrong. What the fuck are you talking about? You're on the logo. Yeah, you're wrong. Engaging is wrong. No, he's wrong for pursuing his rightness, but he's right. Yeah, it's what I mean. Yeah, I'll take it. I like being right. Going for the engagement. It all makes you wrong. You're not right. I think asking if they wanted to feature the art and having an awesome compromise, that is obviously not a legitimate compromise. Well, what if they did? That's kind of fun. Imagine they're like, yes, so this piece, long story. But they were never going to feature the piece. What if it was a stick figure of a guy and it's like a sunny sun? Yeah, I see that. What if we get what if we get it done really well? Like, we get a realistic like, the regrialistic coming beautiful vein looks like a tree in a forest like just very real. Oh, man. Well, look, it's my it's my little saga, you know, on behalf of the yard, which Ludwig endorses a whole heartedly barely part of it going soon. Not a big fan of my idea, which I said on the last thing was, we don't make them change their logo at all. We just make a t-shirt with their logo. And it says art in the yard, we saw them and we don't put the profit. That's a good idea. Just a little fun. That's fun. We're just fucking having some fun on that. That's before we get killed in because they take cars. We get killed. You know, what am I doing here? I'm not going to get my holes filled. No, fill my holes, Michael. They're not going to do it until 5 p.m. at French dinner. Yep. And there's a drain session. You're not going to hit it. Oh, you guys can't go to the drain session. What's the drain session? What the fuck is this? The lymphatic drain session. Oh, you guys are draining your lymphs. I'm draining my lymphs. Floral even. Why? Lymphs? Well, lymph is the fluid. I'm putting my lymphs all over the floor. Why are they draining your lymphs? Why are they draining you? Why are they draining it? So I have none left. Oh, you need it. Is that good for driving? Huh? The lymphs? No. It's not lymphs. It's not it's lymph. That's the fluid. My lymphs. What if my lymph nodes? It's your lymph nodes. Yeah, I'm dropping my lymphs on the fluid. Flink your lips. My lips. Get my lips. Sprint my lips. Drim my lips. Drim my lips. Drim my lips. Gage. Drim my lips. Gage. Drim my lips. Gage. My lips are flaring up, Gage. Well, it's really nice to be here with you guys. I mean, having an awesome Italian food while I'm here. I haven't had any French food. You're like Lily. Why? She likes Italian food? No. She went into town to explore the mall while we were at track time and she went to the very famous cathedral and then she wanted to go to a French restaurant and then she got nervous about being in the French restaurant because it's all in French. She went to a Korean spot. Oh my god. That's so fun. She went for the safe food. You're going for the safe food. Wow. Who else is here? She's showing to people for VCT a lot of people are here. Oh, and then Evo France is in a week. Yeah. In Nice. In the Irish tournament. That's right. The Irish tournament. No, I mean, your spikes. Only the holes in my in my family. You're awesome. I'm excited to meet your family. I wish we had done that before recording. So we could use it as content. Yeah, you know, it's good. It's healthy to meet my family and keep it off. Your whole life is content. The grid. No, you called me to say I love you for the first time in three years. It was for content on stage. So disgusting. No, that's for charity for content. Charity is content for you. Think about that. If it was for charity, you would have called cutie. Yeah, it had a no mom rule. I added a no-girl friend rule. No mom rule. Making it harder. Yeah, that's for charity. Making it impossible to get the money. Yeah, I pie for charity. I mean, I, okay, which family member of yours do you think that if I challenged to a fight antagonistically would fight me? Oh, would actually fight. Yeah, it's cousin. Yeah, I go to fight you. Yeah, you're being a prick. If I was being a prick, is that the only person you think pernellify me? No. We try to swing on my sister like, what are you talking about? I mean, it'd be funny. It'd be funny. Aiden was too much of a pussy to admit this. But he's been spending money on charity every month and use rocket money to cancel it. I mean, I found out I was paying for your support. subscription that I forgot about admittedly because I wasn't really sure. And you didn't want to calculate in the charity. No, it's because I wasn't really sure if my contributions to that specific charity felt good or warranted anymore. And I was like, I forgot. I was donating that not super confident in the work that I have. The value of charity is getting to know the money's going there. That is half of it. Not the charitable work that's being done. You know what? You know what? You just don't necessarily, I feel like a money is a person I find it's app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, even charitable ones. Can we just say like? Modders are spending. It helps lower your bills so you can go savings. Yeah, we say like YouTube TV or something. So if you're anything like Aiden and you're spending too much on charity because you're millions you're making for your podcast aren't enough, then cancel with rocket money. So I could take the amount of money and I could up my donation to a different one. 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No, no, you can't sell your subscriptions to your monthly payments that you may or may not have forgot about. It doesn't, in fact, it doesn't have to be charitable at all. Most for most people. But it can be. But it can be. But it can be. A streaming service that you forgot about. Oh, no. Like I cancel or my discord nitro. Oh, no. Or I can be charity. Or charity. Or charity. You forgot. You still getting donating this year. We're keeping that shit this year with rock and money.com slash the yard hashtag. Keep that shit. That shit. Keep that shit. Bit of rock and money. Don't come since. We don't know. Later clash was canceled. What's that? Were you glad to create a clash? Three was unfortunately canceled in a very nice happy way. Why would it be glad? I don't know. You were training up. No, I wasn't in that. I was in chess boxing. That's probably what you're mixing it up about. I'm not having a chat about it anyway. Yeah, because I did. I wanted to fight the stock guy, but then he had like a heart problem. So I'm not a killed them. Well, no, I do. It would have been you would have been going hard for hard. I think it would have been fair fight. We've been going hard for hard. But mine wasn't as serious like his. I was not. That's pretty beefy. I don't know who the one that. Uh, yeah. It was been fun. He's got all sorts of awesome numbers in his head, probably helping him. Regulations. He was talking to each other while we were training and he was saying, I have, I don't know how to play chess. So I'm only going, I'm going one way and one way only that is the big issue of chess boxing. Every time I ask someone to do it, they only do the boxing part. And then the first time they see the chess board is at the event, losing a boxing is embarrassing, losing a chess is not embarrassing. It's also embarrassing if you lose the chess that you don't get to do the boxing. Uh, yes, because it goes first. Yeah, we're not going to be. Yeah, I guess you could. I could scholars mate the stock guy and be like another, another job. Well, no, technically you could force boxing. But you have to know that, but you have to see it's coming, which if you're in scholars made, you don't know. I guess you're right. That's the issue about chess boxing, too, is that even when you win by the chess, if you won the boxing, people are like, the boxer, Loki won because they respect fighting so much more than chess. Yeah. Because no one watching knows what, well, 80% of the people watching don't know half of the event. Yeah. They don't know any of the chess parts. You don't need to know how boxing works to know who's winning. What if we did not lose hot dog boxing? Okay. You have to eat a hot dog between every, every round. Automatic. So you either win by knockout or by I can't eat another hot dog. Oh, so you just run out of hot dogs that you can throw up. You lose. Yeah, throwing up his. It's the opposite of eating a hot dog. Right. I like that. You can't boot rally. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How about geek bar boxing? Oh, my God. And you got to drain the geek bar. It's the first to drain. He's got double blinker between rounds. But first one of drain wins. That should be coming out of my ears like Wiley Kylie. When's the last time you swung? Goon boxing. Sorry. Swung on someone. Yeah. And for a workout. Do you have a carnival here with a punching machine? I swung on that. Did you hit it hard? I hit it pretty hard. He's strong. But it was like a punch hard of the me for sure. I don't, I don't punch much anymore. Yeah. The last time I boxed was dude against toast for training for his chest boxing. I was like, isn't I the Spartan partners? Yeah. But that's the last time I was like actually in any kind of sparring or combat. Would you do another one? Fuck no, God no. Yeah. But this is like the common thing I've heard from a lot of people who do it. They're like, no, we'd never do it again. I'm so happy. I feel like it's no longer going to do it again or like, where you're addicted. Yeah. I guess the answer is either you guys for no. I mean, to be clear, I really like fighting. I like the act of it. I don't like getting hit in the head and then being like sleepy the next day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know if I'm like permanently brained or just aging, but I'm like, I don't know if I feel like dizzy or I'm pretty hyperchondriacal and like, so I don't know. But I just wouldn't try it just in case. Yeah. I would like drop like an edge guard and mainly I'd be like, that was because of the box. Yeah. Yeah. I was like that before. I was trying to see the signs everywhere. But it's so fun to be like, okay, if he does this, I'm going to hit him with the three peace and fries and then you actually hit the three peace and fries. Executing the plan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a hyperchondriac too. I used to be. I kind of beat it out of myself. Yeah. I shouldn't say it that way. I did not masturbate until I hit the hard on the head that I don't think about it at all. Really cool. But that's why I always talk to cutie about like hyperchondriacal because she's, you know, she's crazy about it. And I'm like, I've been where you're at. It's going to be all right. I think I can because we share this. No. I was a scared of cancer as she is all the time. And then I beat it out of myself. Yeah, but now you beat it out so you can't like, I was bald. I could commit the rate. Now I'm not bald. I can't have that out on the past. I think I, but I still, it's a lived experience just because you don't feel fear then I hold the bald pass. What does that mean? I get to, I get to say that I know what it's like to be bald. I'm. Yeah. There's always everything. It was my choice. I didn't have a choice. And being a hyperchondriac and being bald and a hyperchondriac. Mm. You get a choice. You were, you were bald. We skipped the balding. So it doesn't count. You skipped it. It's like you went to digital press, but you skipped the analog press. It just doesn't. So speed wagons isn't going to know. So cancer patients who are bald don't count. No, they don't. No, we don't call them bald, Ludwig. So we do. We say get well soon. I don't, dude, if you're a kid, so if I got cancer and had to go on chemo, I am not, I'm still bald. But I was a lot of petions. I was bald before. Like they're a bad soul. In the old. Yeah. We tried it out. The old petions. They live in South America. I believe. Maybe it's on some like, like Pemda, shit, like the hair comes back. Well, they had a group talking about that. He had his hair came back kind of weird. It grew back curly. Yeah. And then it came back normal. Mm hmm. I'm proud of him. I'm proud of all scientists. And I'll say that. How many? How many could you name? I named so many scientists. Five. Neil deGrasse Tyson. How is my one? Albert Einstein. Hank Green. Uh, Hank Green's not a scientist. I, uh, Enrico Fermi. Okay. You like that one? Yeah. Okay. That is three. How about mother, boy, Hank Green is a scientist. No, he's not. No, he's not. Really? Yes. Would you say that to his face? He would say he's not. I can call him. We said it to his face on the show. He said, I'm not a scientist. Yeah. So actually, we don't need a call because we actually did not play the clip. Michael Reeves. He's an educator. Also not a scientist. No. Then what are you? I was going to say a bad word. Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh were so good at rejecting, am I a school? - Rejecting? - You know, like jerking, this one. The dance. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we got a lot of name boys. Yeah, they used their athleticism and other things after they realized basketball will not pat out in their lifetime. - Well, boxing. Go like you're good. - Boxing, they go to boxing, boxing works for them. Shit, there's a lot of short boxers. - You're still too short. - Short for what? - Scientists. - Oh, too short. - Oh my god, when many Pacquiao was revealed to be racist, that was probably like 9/11 for the Filipinos. - What are you saying? - Who's racist? (laughing) - He said some crazy shit. - He's still a god there. - It's just me and Pacquiao there. - The boxer that 50 cent made fun of, that can't read. - No, it's me weather. - That's Floyd Mayweather. - That's Floyd Money Me Weather. - Many Pacquiao, and that's the only boxing fight I ever saw. a kid was the Filipinos love having like big party dinners. I went to one. I went to do it. Philip. I don't pack you off party. Yeah. And I went to it. It's like at nine years old and dude, the vibe when he got beat by Mayweather was a trod. It was so annoying when that fight happened. Whatever. I was young enough to be like, I think what I was doing right now, 27. No, dude, you were older than that. I remember it was nine. Dude, the amount of shoes at the front door. I like that. It's like a children's birthday party. Um, the Robert J Oppenheimer. Yeah. Nice dude. Hoppy. And then as I'll pee, I'll pee side shots with I'll pee. And then my final scientist for naming five scientists for the Ludwig five scientists challenge to win $1,000 is of course has to be out. Obviously. And so clearly, uh, um, Dr. Manhattan. Okay. Yeah. I guess we didn't say non fictional and professor eggs. So many scientists get them locked up and say. I actually know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. Good. You got there. I'm so smart. Oh, people say that about you. It's such a beautiful little villa in this weird little sex cult. So I'm keep talking about wanting to move here to France to like anywhere you can live in solitude in a small apartment in a, in a, in a booming metropolitan city, close, a close, tightly niche metropolitan city. You could not handle France. Of course. Like what are you talking about? So I'm said he could live any single single place on earth in the world. It had fiber internet. Yeah. And he said discord is a wonder one replacement for social interaction in real life. Boom, bug clad. Hey, first off, that is a dangerous formula. No, it's not. Yeah. What could go wrong? Dude, if the uniformer just had a discord chat that he had like a rocket league friendship group, I think he wouldn't have done the stuff that he did. Of course he wouldn't have been coming home to discord. Guys, it was me. That's all I'm turning myself in. Yeah, I think you would actually not be able to live here for one reason and it's the service. The service. Yeah, they're talking about they fucked my sister. It's all even dead. It's been on repeat. This is what makes sense. It's not a car circumstance. It is. So you're out. It is a beautiful utopia. You couldn't handle it because the service here, you like American service in French services. Way different. All the French services like like like what do you mean service? Like in that service. You mean no, like restaurant service. People treat you when they see how you look the stupid open nice to me. The speed of how people move here is just different than America. You want fucking Chipotle. You want fucking fucking beans? You can't live here because you can't get your Chipotle. That's a crazy part. You think you know me. You're pulling you're pulling rabbits out of your ass. You're fucking dordas salad. I would just go down the street. I don't need a dordas. Change your tone after French dinner. You're really gonna change your tone. You're really gonna fucking shut up real fucking quick. So what you're saying is the culture that you are inundated with is miserable. It is. It's a different lifestyle. It's always like for example lunch. Yeah. We get dude. We show up first and we leave within five minutes and they're still eating lunch. It's a two hour lunch. This doesn't affect me. If I have fucking fiber internet, I go. I grab some food. I fucking go back to my apartment and I game and I sit in my underwear. Why don't you do that in Iowa? I could do in Iowa. It could be anywhere. But I like a lot of people being around. I argued that I didn't believe that he was I think that Iowa thinks cap. I think he thinks it's there's a hilarious angle for him to be here. There's something there's a fish out of water aspect. There is a there is a I'm surrounded by cobblestone and old buildings and I'm playing I'm gaming on a on it with a PC and a gaming desk and that to him is funnier than I live in Montana. I would I grew up in that if there's a lot of people around I think it's cool. But also yes I think also I think be cool to like be in another country. I'm getting really eight and piled and I think that's fine. But you know I different from eight and I appreciate the ethnic makeup of other cities. Yeah. So eight and wants to move to Sweden because of ethnic makeup. But these hopes that he'll never see a person of color again. Yes. And if he does, he'll say keep walking. You have talked about maybe living in Japan. I'd love to live in Japan. Why? I think it'd be freaking sweet. Let the rest of your life for like for a short period of time. Probably not probably for a short period of time. I think I got the whole thing planned out. I think I leave less annually as soon as it can. And that well now like four years. Then I go to Japan like for one or two years. Then I think I'm thinking Colorado after that Colorado. I like a mountain town or something. That's where I'm from. Yeah. For like, yeah, but not that part. And then I go to say that. I don't know what I'm 30. And then I die in Hawaii. I think that's cool. Yeah. Back to the old country. Yeah. But you've ever had a soon to death like a year before? Oh, no. I think I'd want to get like I don't know. 10 years out of it. So like, I don't know when I'm 30. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of moves happening because you have to be in LA for four years. A math isn't. We'll get there. Not a whole lot of things. We'll get to each year list the islands. Yeah. Maui. Probably number two. Two realistic like a number one is probably Hawaii. I mean, in terms of stuff. Maui's number one. Fuck, Hawaii. Hawaii. Stupid as hell. Maui's number one. But quite probably number two. And then it's everything else. And then it's a Wahoo at the bottom. We say fuck a Wahoo on the yard. Yeah. Jane in the sex mansion. We say fuck a Wahoo. Fuck a Wahoo. And I have the age pass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You do. You do. I did give it out. What's the age pass? You've got to go to Hawaii. You went on on stolen land. I went. Yeah. On stolen land. I thought it was a world. Larry Ellison stole it. I had seven peanut colladas. I probably simulated the economy a little bit. Virgin peanut colladas. Virgin. Sorry. We're rocking around going Hawaii. Hawaii. Yeah. The pop street's consonant. Learn that. How was there? Real whiteheads. I feel like I'm in some sort of gothic horror story and I'm just not going to make it to the morning. Dude, you're not the one driving a fucking motor vehicle. I'm talking about your dumb car. I'm talking about this. You're not staying here and you're not doing anything at risk. They're not going to let me leave. Fucking go into an Uber fart in it. End up at a fucking hotel and go. I was in a stage. I was in a stage. I were like a binding of Isaac here. I am full-rested. Go. It's fucking right. He's right. I'm going to wake up. I'm just waking up and I got to get fucking go raise a car. You should see the fucking Airbnb. We're staying in it. Oh my god. I should not be allowed in this place. It is like a home of an art collector. And it's like gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. I don't worry about that. That's not for you to worry about. There's nothing potent. Don't worry about it. It's very much though. Also, her husband looks crazy. It's like it's like it's like someone's human house with like her shit everywhere. That she's just Airbnb. I think they have like another place to live while people live in this house. And there's like family pictures up everywhere. And I'm like, look at this guy. It looks crazy. How? He's just got a fucking crazy face. You look so normal. I don't know. What's wrong with you? I don't know, my. You can't just be like that. Why not that man? Did she charge me $4,000 to leave it out? You're the one who spent $4k on an Airbnb because it was the only option. Because you fucking cocksucker. You race comes to me. Try it. And we had to come and fucking figure it out. As if the group chat wasn't like the day before he's supposed to leave what do we supposed to leave again? There's nowhere to stay. Tomorrow we'll get a ticket. Oh, should we get like an Airbnb? Also, they delete my Airbnb account. And I don't know why I'm not kidding. Because of the things you do in it. Yeah, probably the smell you left by the last one. He's fucking fucking messaged Airbnb hosts. And you say like, why do you have those fucking pillows? Are you colonizers? You just make fun. You just like craft a fiction of your life. Oh, yeah. About me. I'm going off what you said today. It's literally what you said. A fucking fiction about my life to to to fill some agenda. Some fucking political agenda. Who's day? Damn. No one knows your hear. And that's also weird. There should be more security here either hotel. No castle. Yes, we should have knights. Guys, not like a legit castle. Look at that. That's a castle, brother. Oh, it's a fake castle that built it. This is what you want one day. You want fucking butler's quarters. You want fucking cam fucking Christian living there. Rock and bitch. Yeah. What gangling to live in there? Dude, you should get a butler's quarters at your house. I take good care of my boy. And this. England can live in it. My garrisons? Garrisons. Take good care of my garrisons. I'm just so overwhelmed, man. I like the level of casual racism in France. Yeah. I've been hearing a lot of that. Really? I'm experiencing Europe is high tier at that shit. France is quite racist. They go crazy. They have a lot of immigration. Now they're quite Alright. I am quite righteous, I love it to be this way. It's a good country, but maybe too many Muslims. I think it's, I heard them say that. They say it's his job, I think they are hiding something in the head. I'll never forget that Italian Uber driver. Which one? He was the nicest guy on our trip, but we were just talking, asking all these questions. We were like, do you guys think New York Italians are like real Italians to you guys? And they were like, "Ah, they're like a more Italian than us." Bannering was all fun. We were about to get out of the car and he was just like, "It's like. " Watch out for the insert, hard, R, N word. [Laughs] I was like, "Rot!" [Laughs] A small tip for Italy, a casual friend. We were, we were having a good convo. That's so crazy. I have seen the last time I was in Gabe Ari had a great time and so far I'm having a great time, but the problem is that I'm not making it out of here, bro. I'm not making it out alive. They're not going to fucking. They're also taking back what's ours. Really the problems you're going to spend four days in Le Mans. We're off the fire. It's lemon. It's not a hot tourist destination on the map. No, I mean, every time we ask someone, what do you think of Le Mans, they make the, like a fake, like an alien lemon. Like a lemon by. I don't think he's that bad. I don't shit. I have enjoyed it, but also we get to ride race cars. That's true. We do ride race cars. We'd be quite boring, I think. This is like somewhere between a still-contrent and London, it's like just a middle ground. It's kind of like. It's not terrible and it's not lively. Yeah, it's just a fucking place. They don't have a lane cafe. They do have a video game store. I might go stop there. That'll stimulate my brain for 45 seconds. Fucking video games. There's a comedy place. Let's go watch some French comedy laugh rock-a-slee. Yeah. That is a very funny joke. Imagine a man who smells pretty good. What? What? Yeah. All the way out with him. Put on the orange line. Why are you guys in the comedy clubs speaking English in French accent? Well, it's. To be more diverse. To be more. To laugh at jokes, to be speak more. Right. Yeah, you ever go into the UPR and there's the Albanian? I don't really hate that person. That is fucking worst-case scenario. I don't know if it's accurate, but it's that English wasn't a top three language here. Yeah, I would imagine it's French. Arabic. Oh, Arabic, that makes sense. Portuguese. Portuguese. Portuguese. Portuguese. Portuguese. I wasn't surprised by Arabic. Yes. That English was not horrible. They're horrible. It's a most of like every fucking English anime spoken is like they all go hey man. I'm English speaker As a guy you have guns of guns Donald Trump number one. Yeah, that's an awesome new update every English accent that they try I love it is Lily. So Lily's here. Yeah allegedly. Yeah, we go hang out. Is she coming to the race? She is coming to the race She's trying to see Brodin's performance same day, which is the same day as a race What the fuck is Brodin? Are you seeing Brodin made a song for Valorant? It's quite popular. What's in VCT? Yeah, it's of listens This is crazy No one tells me shit. He's an RTC. This is out there. Is it really good on the internet? Is it rap? It's it's it's rap yet Brodin does Free style rap Christian hip-hop Christian hip-hop Brodin pellet and Royce the five nine Yeah, and he does the whole time an accent. Okay That's so fun. I'm gonna give it a listen. Very good. You're making accents. It's a treat Are we so we're gonna get special seats at this event? Honestly, I'm a little worried about that. Okay. All about like the amount of the 20 people that we were allowed to bring Yeah, cuz we're allowed to bring 20 people and all we have is like the box right behind our where our cars are Yeah, which is a cool spot, but it's the best spot, maybe it actually is not Yeah, because you can't see you don't see shit and it could fit like five people and I don't know how 20 would fit in there the bitch It's sold out though, right? It is. It's oversold. That's really bad. That's really bad. So we're gonna have maybe the worst time ever Now you know see the TV, which is nice. Yeah, the TV of the TV. Yeah. I can see us when we come back Exactly. Do you guys have the suits that are fire retardant? It's and I'm seeing so much. Yeah, I'm trying to get through it Yes, we do have the suits that are fire retardant So are they like a comfy? Tell me about the experience of being in a car now. They're beautiful ones They got us like different size ones in case because we measured ourselves and I really was fucking nervous because they've been all calling me Fattest fuck the whole week. We're doing all you're gone. Good man. Everyone does that now, which fucking hurts me and the eyes level thing that Unfortunately started from that picture. Yeah, my picture whatever and then and so I they gave me the small one at first And I've never felt batter really. I thought I'd gained weight since the measurements because because we've worn them before Yes, I wore before and it was fine and then I wore it again And I was like I was like the Michelin man Angel dolls with the belly stuck out I'm like I was like trying to be good nice because it was like So nice to me about it. So I felt like but I felt really weird in it and then give me the beer And then everyone's like oh my god. Thank God It looks like a pig brain after a 22 shot Tell it a glance. They were split down the middle and they had no blood flow to each other Yeah, so now we're good on the suits It's weird getting in the car because it's like kind of it's okay to get in the car But then the guy who you don't buckle yourself in because you have a helmet and it's like kind of a guy who just does Everything and he seats you in the car and he fucking straps you in and then he uses every bit of weight in his body to strap your seat belt in To the point that your chest is like getting sat on is it is it claustrophobic in there? I don't really I mean, I think if you were claustrophobic it would be probably you probably have to practice like driving with the Range of motion that you have wall that constrained right? It's another option. It's not like you ever go out without that range of motion and the driving is not like 101 there's almost nothing to do the regular dumb question Are these manual transmissions here? They are they are but they have paddle switches. That's like no so it's CVT your clutch No, also know you have to know how to technically drive stick to drive these cars. No, also know. There's no stick There's no stick, but you have to understand win-to-shift gears. Yes, yeah, yeah, which is all driving stick. Yeah, there's no stick Well, no there's the clutch mechanic. All of driving stick is the stick. Yeah, it auto-clutch in the clutch and it auto blips you when you down Shift so the auto-clutch is up and then it auto revs your engine when you go down So you think about it pretty much not at all like something memorizing like when you should be in a gear getting at a first Getting at first is the only thing that's hard. You do have to use the clutch for getting in a lot of people struggle on that one Oh, so it's really just like what part of the track you're in you kind of know, right? Kind of yeah, I'm starting it from zero is embarrassing to stall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I Was there a normal life that you need a lot of gas for this? Yeah, it's it's definitely not intuitive and the clutch Takes about a thousand pounds of pressure to depress it. What does the clutch do Anthony? It's Well, Michael probably knows better than you but there's a diagram It's like there's a spinning thing and the clutch like engages and disengages with it and it's it's cool Michael, it's like you have like an engine and it's turning all the time Yeah, but you're at a stop so like how are you is it are you not moving at a stop? Yeah, it's like I want to sometimes not have power to the End to the wheels, right? So it's like imagine a stick is spinning and I just press them together. Yeah, and now they're yeah, it makes sense Yeah, but it's the letting go that presses them together and when you press it. Yeah, yeah, right Um, it did ask how close is it to Mario Kart? Almost the almost as except for the awesome gravel, not zero. Yeah, zero zero Zero except for the zero genuinely zero. How close is the sim to real racing? It fucked me. It fucked me in my Little hole, it helped me in my tiny little From how did your hole get fucked by the sim dude? It fucked us in different ways kind of right? You're breaking points, right? We're bad. The habits that I formed at certain points were worse And I think it helped me to get better at slow turns and went to gas So like there's some pros and cons, but like it's just a lot different. Is it just a maybe you can't say this Is it just like a bunk sim is there a better sim you could have used? No, no, I mean It's not about the sim was good. I think because I've used eye racing and a set of course, but it's really just about like Those F1 guys they train on sims too, right? You can use sims, but like I don't think you can use sims to mock the race I think it's mostly for learning the course I don't like all the courses mapped. Yeah, the courses and that's and that's what we did So it's like a pre-visualization and it looks just like it So we really got used to the shit There's a little race as French people It'd be good if you generally use a sim on like various maps and then race a totally different area that you've never Simmed you would come with more knowledge. Oh, but if you race if you send the exact map like IRL shit It wouldn't be 101. I kind of fuck my technique a little bit like I have learned from my coaches that I wasn't turning the steering wheel as much Like the right amount which sounds crazy. It's like just turn the fucking wheel more But in in the game, it kind of punished you for turning the steering wheel you'd spin out more So in real life, I'm really now quite tentative about doing it And I'm trying to unlearn it really hard because it helps every time I do what are like you're strong and weak points as drivers each of you He's good at he's good at the like straight up hairpin turns. Yeah, he's quite good at those I'm good at the shakains. He's good at the shakains. Oh, it did it did it did it did it. Yeah, the reason shakains shakains. Yeah, that's a spot. I Well We're almost at the time, right? Oh 125 minutes off. All right. Well, how about this? I want to raise the stakes. Okay between you guys six are higher right now. Oh, he's got some stakes. I have one of the other racers on the grill. There's no chance that I win this race for me. My, my, my go win. No chance. Uh, unless there's a 14 car pile up, no. Well, let's just say there might be because I've been working on a little side. We are going to kill drivers. Let's go. If someone dies, this will be not aired. Uh, yeah. So there's almost no chance that we win. Is it just because you're bad? It's just because they have more experience and their times are, they're bad. Like there's something that's faster and they're really a hook. Oh, you're mid here, huh? Mid you're normally hot. Like you're the Hawkeye, but you're mid here. Huh. Oh, yeah. He's a Le Mans five. I'm not a Le Mans five. I'm kidding yourself. These are not Le Mans people. Okay. We're kind of people are they scavenger hunt bold. Yeah. I'm in the, I'm in the negative, not. I wanted them imaginary numbers. But one of the racers, because apparently it's gotten back to a couple of people. I was just talking shit on my stream about them. Like I was making front of the Spaniard, because he winked. They gotten back to me. I said, the Spaniard, I said, he winked bad on my stream. And then he goes, I've been working on my wink. Interesting. I remember saying it. I was like, cool. Good job. And then, uh, cook oats. I was, I called, I just called her shit. I tried. And that got back to her. And, and so I have a bet with her now. And the loser has to get a tattoo that the winner draws. Oh, my. So my whole race is you know that between you two as well. No, no, no, we're teammates. Yeah, yeah. We're on. I don't care. My go wins. Okay. Well, I mean, I want to raise the stakes. Okay. When you guys, I'm putting up a hundred dollars for the winner of between them two. That's right. Dude, this is going to change everything we do. I might have to kill my hair, a hairpin, a cane coming off. I got one part, but we have vehicles like Voltron. And then I said, do you remember the double lary from Naruto? And then you fucking spin my car. Yeah, that's the plan. I want to get one of them cars. Did I get not last? Uh, you'd get last by like so much of the absurd. Come on. Within maybe four turns you would spin out and go into the gravel. What are you talking about for four turns? It's like a Versillo rate coming up from them behind. Versillo, going 40 kilometers an hour has managed to get the first racer to drive on gravel. Turns out there's always an option. Turns out you could just drive it out. He's reinventing the sport slowly. He told him not to do it and he did and now, oh my god. Oh god, he's doing the water barrels. They're still going. Versillo up the crowd. He's a national hero here in France and here comes Royce the five-nine. So Royce the five-nine holograms. Right, we've got to choose comps. Let's hear it. I got my last seed. I have Royce. I got some last seed. Royce is a child. Royce is the same going to go. He fucked me. He's in there and then to have a gambitune. I drive foul air. That is a great note to end on if you ask me. Yeah, that's it, man. Yeah. Well, thanks guys. Thank you, Michael again, for coming on. Do we kind of get this as always anyway? So we're going to take off and again, depending on what happens on the racetrack, this might be a very somber one to look back on, but hopefully you guys don't explode. You can just end the episode with like in loving memory and whoever died in the updates. Okay. I see you.