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So it's like, you know, you know, they did their big one with this and it's just like ASMR. ASMR, just like get y'all self some, you know, triple sec and like. And Smurnoff and you know, and it's just like somewhere. You know what I mean? So we're going to handle this but thank you to Smurnoff Ice for this special creation to the menu for this summer month and thank y'all for sending this over, okay? Adaljianas, you already know that it's just like thank you, y'all, that it's so good. We love y'all. And then it's like now y'all send us this drink like don't y'all play. So we're going to handle that and just loving Adaljianas and so let's get into the episode. And we love not that y'all care and we love Tristan and Channing. And we love Smurnoff. Alright, little candle. Welcome. Like what's up everyone? Welcome back to the pod. Also, I just like literally have to give my the biggest shout out because I have been wanting this like Disney, like I came as soon as I heard, right? I've been wanting this like Disney princess ears because I can't wear normal Mickey ears without my head actually fucking throbbing and since this sits on top of my head, it's just like whatever. And you woke up at the ass crack of dawn to like acquire and it's just like moments like this way. Well, yes. No, and I'm like actually like top 10 most tired moments I've ever been which started yesterday, yesterday. So yesterday feels like two days ago, honestly, but no, I did get up. Um, at 6.30 a for some reason because I just like really wanted and you know what, I should attack. I could have I should have texted you and just been like, Hey, why was already out of that? Oh, no, I just had to handle something because the T is that, um, I don't know if you saw I made a vlog finding it. She's finding it. I made a vlog the other day where I went to Disney looking for this fucking hat because I saw it on TikTok, but guys always check the geo tag, especially when it comes to Disney, obviously, because it's like I was like, I want this hat. I want this hat, whatever. I just have a pass to be sitting with dust on it because of my family and like them getting me a pass and all the stuff. But when I saw the hat, I was like, unfortunately, I need this. Unfortunately, I do need this because like genuinely the princess market will live as long as I do personally. And like when I find out how to like, seem stitch the ears out, like it's literally about to be open. No shade. No shade. Because it's not shade. I'm just looking for versatility like I'm going to get you like a custom phone. Well, maybe yeah. Well, yeah. If you all know how to make a cone, let me know, um, actually, like a cone. But um, all that to say that I went then to vlog whole of the thing ended up just getting a heck old and like didn't even get the hat because I realized, yes, but I can't remember. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, um, still the same vlog. I thought this is vlog number two. No, this is like the same vlog. And um, I did in fact, what am I trying to, and like not to make it about you, but like do, can you hear how like I can't even speak English right now? It's kind of like I don't know. Do you want to be on camera? Okay. We'll blur you out. Thank you. And when I literally do the like, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, that's not the song. Okay. Sorry. I'll start that story over. Um, okay. So essentially what happened was, yes, I like looked for the hat, maybe checked the geotags because it was in Florida. I was like, oh, so now I'm at Disneyland the other day, just absolutely going through like the social anxiety that could only be equivalent to like the beast games, like genuinely, but also in the name of anxiety, never lasts, never as bad as you think it's going to be. So just like everyone remember that because when I was editing the vlog later, I was like, there was like four hours of footage to me being like, but then you're like editing it from your bed and you're like, oh, yeah. Um, so anyway, that turned into didn't find the hat. So it was kind of my whole like reason for going and then Kim, shout out, Kimber ye. Kim going post on her story two days later talking about guys this hat that just dropped at Disneyland, like what the hell? And I was like, oh, that's crazy. Okay. If we could only turn back time for one more day, like if we could only, you know, so then I was like, okay, you know what, we had like one warning off. This is why I'm tired right now, though, see, because why didn't I think about me later? I don't know, but we had like literally one warning off yesterday and at 10, 30 the night before I was like, when it just be so funny, yeah. If I went and saw if they had the hat because also the tea is like Kim and also like you guys, I was like, well, you could go to downtown Disney, but like everyone can go to downtown Disney. So like the shelves were fucking licked, yeah, clean. So Kim was like posting on her story like, um, yeah, like they told me that they had it, but they don't have it here. Like the girls on the table. Where's that? Where's that? So then long story short, I was like, okay, well, then if I go, I can go in for myself, but then also for like gang, if I can like get in type shit, um, so I woke up at 6am for no reason. And I went, um, and I got there at eight and I found this goddamn hat. And then I left where it was in fantasy land, yeah. And I also tried, um, I'm 27 and I'm proud. I'm just let John know right. I'm ugly and I'm proud. Like it's not even shade, but I went first to get the banana fee fucking, yeah, that I'd been seeing because I was like, unfortunately, I do need a coffee and like, I was like on TikTok on my iPad, like who got who trying to like, you know, big naturals, like cold brew big naturals. Um, and I tried the Banoffee coffee or whatever that really was like, this is like the best fucking coffee. And it was sick thing. Wait. Banana's back. Banana's so back. And I have always been a banana stan, right, because, well, sorry, let me clarify, banana stan in the sense that I don't like bananas. Oh, sorry. Thank you Ryan for the coffee, like, um, I don't like like, like, okay, this is this, this core. It's like, okay, your friends who like probably should eat a fruit, but I just don't like like bananas as a fruit because it tastes different, it tastes different, but also I just don't grab it. Like she doesn't call to me, um, with that being said, banana flavoring, not banana laffy taffies, but like banana and a coffee banana, like flavor dessert, like I'm usually like listening as fuck, especially like with banana pudding, but I will say if there's huge chunks of banana, I'm not fucking with your pudding, like they need to be thinly sliced, I cannot cap. Interesting. Um, with that being said, um, banana flavor seasoning, okay, banana is like a long day, okay? Sorry. And a flavoring be taking at boots and I just found out. Yeah, but the cold brew's out Disney are like pretty insane because it's like the cold phones because they be working with like, they have a butterscotch one, right? Well, the banana one's also butterscotch, the coffee's butterscotch and then the banana cold foam is like banana, but I just like personally, like, I don't know what specific banana flavoring it is, but they also use it with the minion's rosty. You know, like it's not same. It's not like the super like, no, it's not like a super. Yeah. But it's like open. Yeah. So like that, yes, that was very delicious. Yeah. Um, yeah. But sorry, I was only saying that though because when I went there, like, maybe no hat walked inside, maybe no hat. But then I had to take, I had to take the day all the way in. Yeah. To the hotter and it was giving like, they probably just put them up there fresh. Yeah. Um, so then I just grabbed, you know, a cinnamon and I was like, thank you guys, exo exo gossip girl. And also, I saw like two other people wearing the hat and I was like, guys, honestly though, like, and one of them was like this little girl. Like she was probably like eight or nine or so, never know how old kids are, so she could have been like four actually would have no idea. But she was giving me like eight or nine and we like walked past each other and I literally was like, my lady because I'm like, girl, honestly, like this could be your future in this sense that like guys shit too dark to not like put on a fucking hat. Like, yeah, like a little princess, just put on a princess cone hat and like, hand on it and like people are going to look at you and whatever. And also they've been flying off so nasty, which like, hold up a thing, but they've been flying off the show of so nasty that I went to a store in like after I got the hat, I was like going through the store and the like worker diva there was literally like, did you get that hat here? And I was like, yeah. And she was like, oh, people were like asking me about it, but I'd never seen it. So I was like, we don't sell that. And I was like, well, maybe because when I saw that ticked talk, I was like, you know, the girls. fresh off the shelf the girls be like give me that I'm like whoa oh ladies ladies ladies ladies ladies like like my maybe I will get a condo for real, maybe I will get a condo. - Right, well I was gonna say I'm like, there's some people who can give you, there's like an Etsy girl who could do a bust down like Sickening Kona. - I'm sure Loki Local, I need to ask, I have some sources for you. 'Cause I'm like, when Macy and Gabby went to the Renfair, yeah, Macy had like a really cute like princess cone moment, but it's like very tea. What was I gonna say about banana flavoring? Oh, if you live, well okay, when I worked at Quick Trip, my like go, well okay, here's the tea. When I worked at Quick Trip, I worked at the one, well I worked at the one in like my suburb, and that's when they started installing the like Quick Trip Kitchens in like what, 2016, ooh. - Like the Quick Trip Kitchens. - And I like worked in the kitchen, which was such a goddamn key. It was such a goddamn key. - With that being said, I was about to go into trauma, and I'm like, we don't need to do that today. But when I worked in the kitchen, it was like tea and I was by myself, and they had like a soft serve machine, and I would literally do vanilla ice cream Oreo and banana flavoring, and it was so fucking good. I don't know if they still have it, 'cause they don't have them in California, with-- - Right, right, right. - We don't got the Quick Trip. - They don't, and I'm like, I wish they did, because it's just like, she's everything. - Yeah, I've heard about her. She's everything, and I'm like, that's like, when we go to Texas, we should go. - Right. - 'Cause they have a kitchen. - Oh, a kitchen. - Yeah, a living kitchen? - Wall walls. - Oh, with all the sense that they, you know, there's food and stuff. - There's like a kitchen and shit. But yeah, so like yeah. - And then we went to Hilary Duh. - Right, we spearlled it yesterday, which again is why it's just like, you know. - Yeah, you were just holding on for a dear life here, but for a long time. - You spent a day. - We did, and that was so fun. Shout out to Opera All Spirits. Like, y'all be literally treating us like, the sweetest people ever actually, and the gang is so sickening, they're like, love you guys. But that was a key. - Yeah, it was a key. I'm like, and not that y'all care, wedges. - And not that y'all care about, like, um, with that being said, I just like, I feel like Hilary Duh, she's everything. This is not like, a read on her. I just, like, forgot. This is actually not a read at all. It's actually quite the compliment. But the girls came in so fiercely, like, she sold out the forum for two nights, back to B2B. And I was just gagged because I think she was just a little before my time, like, when I was watching her, I was like, dead the fuck ass, like, in first grade, like, second grade, you know what I mean? And so, I don't know, I just wasn't like, teletapped in with her, but I was just like, damn, yeah, she is like the moment. - Oh, she's like, I don't know who would be or equivalent, really. - I don't, well, I mean, I guess she is kind of like, I feel like you're like a Hilary Duff girl. You know, like, you were a Lizzie McGuire girl, or you were like a Raven Baxter girl? - Yeah, yeah. 'Cause I do feel like, um, I was like, Raven Baxter core. - Yeah, but I feel like that's the Raven was a little more our time. - Well, at the cut being like, three years of a different. - Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. I feel like, 'cause, oh, like, that's a Raven girl. - No, that's a Raven. - Because Hilary, like, she's Hilary, but I remember when I was a kid being like, oh, that's like, she was already like, established. Like, she was already like, maybe that's Hilary. - Yeah, okay, so it came out in 2001. - Wow, bitch, yeah, we were like, (laughs) - Well, that's what I was gonna say, 'cause when I would watch Lizzie McGuire, maybe it was the reruns and stuff, but I do fiercely remember the Lizzie McGuire movie and I do, and I do remember my sister did like a dance for the talent show to one of the songs on the Europe album, like when like, they went to Europe. And my dad literally got hurt the Lizzie McGuire like, movie album, or like, the soundtrack to the movie and like, the soundtrack for the show. And I just remember like, I listened to those front to back, left to right, side to side. And I'm realizing in real time, our equivalence, Miley. - Oh yeah, like Miss Hannah. 'Cause I feel like Hannah was like, that was when we were watching her and we were like the same age, though, 'cause then it was like, bitch, that's Hannah's. - But that's how I feel. I feel like that's so raven, though. That like, crazy. - Hannah wants to end in 2006. And I'm like, when we were the same age, I was five and she was 14, like, exactly. - 'Cause I'm like, what am I saying? - 'Cause I'm like, that's so raven. Like, I used to really say, oh snap, all the time. - Well, that's raven was like, that girl, but was she like our, like, music girl, though? - Oh. - Well, like, Cheetah girls, like, yeah. - Yeah, Cheetahs. - All right, I guess I'm thinking of, like, well, was Lizzy McGuire? Lizzy McGuire, was Hillary Duffa a music girl like that? - Yeah. - Like, she was like, starting with the movie, I would say. - Okay, and then maybe had music a little bit here and there around the movie. - But she was like, concerting boots. - Yeah, yeah. She did have like a tour, but she wasn't like, like, in Lizzy McGuire, she wasn't singing like that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I see it. 'Cause in my head I was thinking about her like, how Miley used to do the Hannah Montana, like, it was like, she was also a singer. - Oh, no, they didn't do like, a Lizzy McGuire, like, tour though. - You know what I mean? - Tea. - Remember that, though, when Miley Cyrus is doing like, remember when she, when she like, tour, sometimes is Miley and sometimes is Hannah, was that just the show? - Yeah. - And see how they blended fact in fiction, like that? Like, they don't do it like that, though. - Oh, that was sick, man, 'cause girl was like, what should we call you, like, time here? - Well, 'cause it wasn't Dolly Parton, her grandma. - In the show, yeah. - But I thought they were actually related. - Well, because the way that they were running that at the time was low-key, like, that was like, y'all, y'all can't bend our minds like that. - Well, and it's just the crossover episodes were. - They were very sick, but then it's like, the Cheetah girls exactly see, 'cause Cheetah girls too, exactly, and then it's like, quiet on set. - And they're re, I saw a video on TikTok. - Oh, yeah! - They're like rebooting her. - Cheetah girls? - Yes. - With Raven, mind you. - Oh, I didn't know that. - Well, yeah, I saw Raven did all of them. Raven made a TikTok and she was like walking around and she was like on the way to like, the reboot or some shit. Did I make that up? Guys, honestly, anything I watched last night, like even. - Oh my God, Cheetah girls, next gen. Y'all don't wanna talk about that, Rosie. - Next gen is low-key. Okay. - Big shoes. Big shoes. - Oh my God, I love the Cheetah girls. - They're just revamping everything. - Like, there's a new camp rock. - I know. I'm in the reboot era and I think about it all the time. I think about all the time in my fucking film history class. He told us this would happen. Like, there was like a cycle that he showed us that like every 10 years, there's like a genre, there are not a generation. Every 10 years, there's like an era of time of like different things and there literally was an era called the reboot era, but the next one will be the Renaissance era. So if we live through the reboot, like we'll get a bunch of new stuff, but just the concept of like, having 14-year-old girls be Cheetah girls. Like the new Cheetah girls. - And that's the only thing too is like, they're just gonna wear the same outfits. - I know, but I'm like, okay, y'all. Okay. - Okay. - Hi. - Like, it's like the Cheetah girls, like fuck you. - Well, that's something that's so crazy. - Thank you. - It's like now seeing them. I'm like, oh my god, they're so like young and small, but I'm like, that's how young and small those girls were. - Oh yeah, so we were all so young and smaller. - And it was also like, damn, like I just, if I got the call right now to do the Cheetah girls reboot, I don't think I would do it. But also because I think it like means something. It means, you know what I mean? Like I have the understanding that I'd be like, maybe I don't know if I could like eat Raven nachos. Like that, like she would do something. Like I fear it's just too eye-conning. - Well, let the girls do the next trend. - Let's Raven some on. - And like the girls, and like Anna and Anita, hey, Nana, Anita, like, hey, Nana, Anita, hey, yeah, like it's just like, I don't know. - Thank you. - Um, like yeah, should we play this clip of Hilary Doff? - Yeah. - Sing it says, like here. - Cause I wanna talk about that. - And she did, right. Okay, let's just, let's just see something. And then we are probably gonna have to like, bleed the audio. So it's like, no shade. Hey. (laughs) - And they're wrong. - Thank you. (laughs) - The guy on the left, thank you. - No, cause that, yeah, that's that 2000s right there. - Well, I'm like, I just need to let y'all know that she did do that dance. And let me tell you, she went full out. - Well, she had to because it's actually not funny. - Cause they read her, they read her. - It's just like the concept of guys, the concept of like making her do the today's show dance from 2008 is just like, - But are you at like, fucking five AM in the morning? Like, I'm sorry. I would have been like, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. No, but those were like 2000 score like, yeah. Cause they were like, bust and move on and bust and move on. - Like, in like the highest heels, girl in the highest heels, and like a midi, like body-con fucking dress. Like, it's enough. - No, like a bandage dress. - Ha. (laughs) - But she kinda hit that though. I see what's trying to happen. - No, she did hit the fuck up. - Hey. (laughs) - It's just like, there she was like. - I'm obsessed with this video. Hey. And it's just the way how I was literally telling Keelin, like, I was like, yeah, we're gonna go see Hillary Duffin. He was like, oh my god, is she gonna do the dance? I'm like, guys, what about her story? - What about her story? - I need her story. - I forgot about her story. - Does anyone care about her story? - Well, I'm like, she hit the fuck up. - She got into that. - We'll do care about her story. - Um, so it's just like Hillary Duff. Also, this is totally completely not on topic at all, but dude, we just are watching Big Brother. - I was thinking about it. - I'm surprised you don't watch Big Brother. - Well, what I was gonna say about Big Brother is I've never watched it. - I just remember when I was a kid and shout out if you remember the movie channels. Like, 'cause like back in the day before we had like HBO Max as an app. - Pre-streaming. - Yeah, pre-streaming on cable. Like if you had the bus down direct TV or like Cox, you could buy the like movie channels. So it'd be like HBO stars, whatever. And they were just like add-ons. - Exactly. - With that being said, I think it was like show time or maybe it was HBO. They had big brother after dark. And it's where you could literally, they would literally play it at the same time that it was a live stream feed. - Yeah, they still do that. - And Selena's titties is in this season. Shout out. - Selena who? - She's from Revolge Drag Race. Shout out Selena's titties or Jason. - Love. - I think her name's Jason. - I got scored. So what do you do, do you play games? - Here's the thing because I fear you, thank you, shout out Jason. I fear you would really enjoy Big Brother and I was thinking about it specifically because I've watched it a little bit because Keelan Big Brother pillow. - Oh wow. - Big brother. - And I've watched it with him. I do enjoy it. It is kind of like one of them tangs though where it's like that's where you draw the line. If like are you a TV watch survivor? - Well, yeah. I think they have some reality divas on this one. 'Cause usually it's just like random people. Angela is Angela in this one. Oh girl. Okay. - I'm like James, like Raf do something she, okay, she don't give a fuck. Anyway. So yeah, it's like one of those things. I feel like the only reason why I'm not fully Big Brother Pilled is because I have that line where like I don't just like TV watch. So it's like I think you would really like it because you do TV watch. So like you're able to lock in for like a lot of episodes 'cause it's kind of love Island Pilled in the sense that there's like a hell of a fucking episode. But let me pitch it to you real quick. - Yeah. - 'Cause also really I want to watch the season two because I found this YouTube channel that he goes through like he goes, well you don't want to see it because it's pointless I guess but like he goes through every Big Brother winner from like the start to the end and he basically like recaps their strategy through and like how they like one Big Brother. Because in essence, Big Brother is very like traitor-esque in the sense that it is, well it is the OG social game. Like it is a social game down. So they bring these people into the house and I might be butchering a little bit but like this is like I'm pretty sure in this slash what I remember of it but they bring like X amount of people into the house whatever your goal is to like be in the final two. And every week they have an HOH competition which makes you the head of the household and when you're the head of the household you get to pick who you want to put on the block to like go home. So you'll pick three people and you'll just be like I'm nominating you guys to like go home whatever. So then during the week and that's a challenge that will be like a game challenge to win the HOH. So the HOH picks the three people and then like social game social game everyone in the house kind of has to figure out like who they want or like the HOH will be like I'm targeting this person but like these two people are like pawns like shit like that, you know? - Okay. - And then and it kind of changes 'cause every big brother episode they add some shit like they be having like twists and shit so like whatever but like at the base it'll be like okay there's a veto competition and in the veto competition somebody wins the opportunity to like either take themselves off the block or like take somebody else like off the block. So that's like a separate game that they play that Diva gets the veto and then they get to be like bitch I'm off the block type shit or like sometimes people will be like no I know I got shooters in here like I'm gonna take them off the block and like whoever I'm up here with going like don't get sniped like no shade either that or like you have to usually put a replacement person to like fill that spot xyz. So that's kind of like the weekly bus down and then every week or like every couple episodes I'm not sure if it's like weekly but like people get eliminated from the house because then it's very much social game like who are your allies? Like who's voting for you? Who's not voting for you? - Okay. - And so like it's a lot of social play in a way that I think you would really like and then there's also challenges. So then the other thing is like halfway through this season I believe there's a certain amount of weeks where everyone who gets eliminated after that becomes a part of the jury. So then-- - All those who like survivor. - Tee 'cause then at the end the last two like they do like whatever you get to the final two and then how-- - Everyone votes. - Exactly. - Well that's like survivor 'cause like you know they vote in the end who they want to win type. So yeah, you're like you can't like do too much 'cause if you do too much it's like bitch it's scorched earth. And also like the girl like with big brother too a lot of the times what they say I don't know if survivors like this but like when it gets to jury time like people start kind of like making these quote unquote bigger plays because like they'll be like I know that the jury will fuck with me for like pulling this big move or like this diva that I'm watching right now one of the winners like she, I don't know if it's like strategy but like it is arguably one of the reason why like the jury was on her side 'cause at the top of the season everybody was like we don't like her. Like people are gunning for her just cause it's a whole thing. I'm not gonna say too much 'cause it was oil but like they were just like doing too much and like they just it was a whole thing. It was unfair is when I'm trying to say it was very unfair. So like her whole journey was her kind of like gaining everybody's trust back and like getting people back in her corner and like you know or like making herself a worthy like ally for example should be like I'm good for your game. Like I'm good for your game type shit. - What games, what challenges do they play? Are they like physical challenges? - Yeah, like they'll either be like physical or they'll be like puzzle games like stuff like that but it is like tangible set like maybe it's like American Ninja Warriors. - Okay, oh wow. - So it's very that but like towards the end for everyone 'cause on Big Brother it's kind of like met in the sense that the set is built that like at least those seasons I've seen where when you get off, when you get evicted you literally walk out the door and you walk immediately onto a stage where they like kind of like talk to you about like what's going on and then you get like goodbye messages from people in the house. And so like for her game for example like they were saying that her goodbye messages were a reason why like the jury like really flipped on her 'cause every time people would come out she would be like this is my plan. Like I didn't mean for you to get sniped for real or like that, that, that, that, that. And like I really like you to that. So when they got to that and they were all like well she was like looking out or like she was like exactly. - Or like you were doing your best. - Yeah, like you were trying for us tight but it's very social like very like that. - Well, I mean that's what I was gonna say 'cause like anytime someone from Big Brother comes into traders a immediate fucking snipe bro. Like you literally Big Brother survivor and who's the other one? The challenge. I'm like those are like the three instant target on your back and they always pull hella people from Big Brother too. But you like the Big Brother people I will say have in the past couple of years have made it to like the end damn near. - 'Cause I feel like Big Brother from like what I know though like Big Brother is like the, that's like the social like. - Well, and that's what I was gonna say. That's what I was gonna say. I'm like survivor, you have like the, I would say that's probably the biggest target on your back. But I feel like, I don't know. If you really like make a name for yourself, I feel like in regards to traders when it comes to like celebrity traders and stuff, usually they're like fuck, like oh you're a game player now. Fuck now. - Yeah, totally. - It's pretty quick, pretty quick sniping. - No you should, you should lock in. - And there is a lot of like extra, you know, there's like a Kuchermont, so people will be watching out for like they reshomances and shit and people will be like, gunning for you. It's just like a lot of like politics. - JoJo Siwa. - JoJo Siwa. - Who's in Big Brother, right? - Oh my God, she didn't have a show man so I actually lost it. - Yeah, they're like still together, right? - Well, but like you know, when the girls-- - I don't know how to start it. - Oh, but when the girls like are in just stuff, you know, it's very social vibes. Like when the girls are in partnerships and stuff, they'd be like, y'all gotta go. Like it's very like no allies maybe don't play, but they'd be in there, like making a hell of allieships and like groups of six and seven and then it turned into three and then it turned. Like it's just very like, you should lock in. I think you would really, really like it. - Okay, I'll watch it. What does it start? - Tonight. - Tonight? - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. - It's good time. - It's good time. - Because Rick Devins from Survivors gonna be on it. - Yeah. - Just found out last night via the Denver Survivors' guys TikTok. - Right. - But I'll let's say I've never watched it, but I'm curious too, because I like want to see him play. It is very tea. Honestly, that might be your, your traders come up. It's a big brother first. - Well, I know the, I'm literally making a reminder in my phone to like, remember to watch it. - Yeah. - 'Cause I'm like, I want a big brother. - No, the big brother lock into something very serious. And I love the way that they play the game. It's very sick. - Okay, I'm gonna do some research. Well, the thing is, I think that people, like the producers or like the cat, the people, like the casting directors, it seems like a pretty fierce, like, you kinda have to be like, showing up to some things. - For traders? - For big brother, I think. - What do you mean? - Well, I don't know the realty, because this was like, back when I was in college. But someone who, I went to college with like, big brother, capital B, capital brother. Like, capital big, capital brother, like, for real. And they went to like, some showing, like what you were saying, like the eliminations and stuff. And they were like, yeah, I'm trying to meet some producers. Like, trying to get on the show. - Well, that's actually, 'cause usually the girls are like, this season, I can tell they're adding some, you know, like some other people. But like, usually they're just literally, like Angela Mama. Like, Angela's literally a mama from like some, but she, like, her gameplay was like, she didn't, that was the season that I did, like, watch the most of. I was like, maybe she don't give a fuck. Like, she literally, she was giving like, paranoia T, where like, so when you're the HOH, me knowing so much about the brother for some reason, when you're the HOH, they put you in like, this sweet bus down, like it's like this giant bed. - Yeah, I don't know if I'd want that. - Well, and the thing about it is in there, there's like, I believe it was in there, whatever, but there's like a TV. There's like TVs where you can like see people around the house. So she would be up in there, like genuinely day two. She was like, looking, like, she would see people were just like, talking and she with, her edit was so crazy. But she'd be like, they're making an alliance. Like, they're all, like, they're gunning for me. Like there was like this hot guy in there and she was like, with your crazy eyes. Like all the girls are gonna fall in love with you and you're gonna, like, she was just serving, they pulled like a mom out of them in West and it was just like unfair type shit. She literally came down the next morning day motherfucking tomb was like, they're mind you, they came to her. This like group of like seven people which is amazing for your game because that's like majority of the house type shit. Came to her and they were like, hey girl, like, if you're trying to link up, like we're trying to do a little one too, whatever she was like, okay cool. But then she like convinced herself through like seeing them like talk to each other and shit that they were all banding against her and it was like this whole plot from like the hot guy to get everyone to turn on her. So the next morning she literally came from a hot guy truck. That's what I said when I watched out, like maybe a hot guy trauma. She literally came in the next day and was like, and you got you liars. One, two, pointed the whole alliance out to the house. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. You came into my room and told me, you want to have an alliance like the run, they were like, we did, yeah. Maybe she blew their spot up, they had to regroup. Right. It's like shit like that. Like they'll literally be like, they're in the alliance. Like I think we should vote both of them. It's very like, I don't know if I could do big brother. It's almost too like big brain, like, yeah. It's so serious. Okay, that's interesting. You should clap 'cause you love. Okay, yeah, I'll watch. I'm like, yeah, it's really interesting to like see everyone's like strategies for like certain games and stuff. I need to watch their challenges 'cause I feel like that's the part where like, I feel as though I would need to get better at or like, I would just need to figure out what like the challenges really are and like how people they are. Well, they're very like different like, there's different kinds of challenges. They're not all like what I imagine like the challenge to be where it's like, are you big and strong? Like it's giving like, some of them sometimes might be like, oh, I think I saw one where they're like pushing this giant barrel. Like it was like, you and somebody else are pushing this barrel. But then there's like other ones where you'll be like, there was one where they're in like a win-tube and they were just like a bunch of alls. You have to like pick up the red ones or like, there'll be some where it's just like puzzles. Like it was genuinely just standing in the cube or like riddles and you'll see it in the cube and they'll be like, or like trivia, like they'll be like, oh, is the sky like red or blue and then you like hold up your sign in this like. So it's just like a bunch of different kinds of challenges. Like I think you can pull. Okay, yeah, see, that's what I mean. I'm like, I would need to get better. I should start doing the New York Times games every day. (laughs) They do bitch, they had one. I should be in my connections, era. Connections. They had one one time though that I was like, oh hell, were they like, we're sitting in a chair and they like spun you around and there were like different colors like on the wall and then when they stopped the spinning, they you'd have to be like, like they'd be like, oh, what was the color pattern and they goes like, um, like green yet, like it's very like shit like that. So you could handle 'cause it's like variety but that's also why people try to align themselves with like the stronger player, like try to like do their one too. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, yeah, I would need to see 'cause I'm just like, I feel like that's the only thing. You know, like obviously challenges aren't everything when it comes to like the game playing shows 'cause like there is so much more to it, especially if like you're well liked. It takes you a lot further than you would even think. Yeah, for sure. But I'm just like, you do need to be able to like hold a little bit of weight in some of the challenges. Well, 'cause I'm like, also there's like the people who are like, you know, like very tight grip, close fist, like challenge heavy who can just really like power through it. Power through 'cause I'm like that was like, you know, 'cause sometimes it's like, I just feel like you don't need to be the most well-rounded when it comes to challenges. But I will say every now and again, if it's like Desperado Monte Carlo like back against the wall. Well, very much like the Vito comps. Like you need to be good at like challenges in terms of the Vito comps 'cause if you're on the block, it's like go ahead and get yourself off the block, my love. Well, and that's like the shield challenges with like, you know. But I don't know. That is the thing with Big Brother where it's like someone's constantly watching, I guess it is similar in traders where you're just constantly wondering if someone's plotting against you. But I feel like I would look. He have to do a little more. I have been watching some of the Buddhist meditations and practices and stuff. But I'm like, I would have to do a few more 'cause I would, I think get a little nervous that like, oh shit, they're not fucking with me. Well, and that's literally like, that's the thing though, is you will just never know. And at least from what I've seen about Big Brother too, it's just kind of that vibe of like, especially because Big Brother does this thing where they do be, they be like for the first time. And you know what I mean? They're very like, oh, and this year we're doing this and this year we're doing this. So it's hard to ground yourself in a super solid kind of like gameplay strategy. So it's like you kind of just gotta go for it and see what that will happen 'cause it's like. Well, I guess like, I think the only thing that scares me is like, and it's something like Big Brother, 'cause I feel like when everyone goes into traders, they're on like high alert. You know, and rightfully so, but I feel like with Big Brother, I'm like, would I almost be like, too naive to like go and like play the game, you know what I mean? No, I feel like with Big Brother, a lot of people to like, it might just give like, study the ancient texts and see, but ultimately like people want a good like ally throughout the game and also like, in a way, no, have you know, I'm an ally. And also like there's a, like for example, the final two, they'll be like, a lot of what they'll do is make final two deals. So like, it's usually, well, I shouldn't say usually, but for example, we'll be like, the two strongest competitors will be like, we have a final two deal and secret of course, like we'll make it to the final two, but maybe when they get to the final three, they don't ever want to take the strongest competitor anyway in terms of like challenges. Oh, yeah, no. So it's like, I feel like with Big Brother, it's like it's good to be, it's good to be good at challenges, but also it's better to be good at just being like a good person. Like you're just being like a good social player. Yeah. Because that'll like ultimately take you further. Like if you're in here busing down all the challenges, they'd be like and just know that when it's time, we gonna get you like, yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, no, I definitely feel like I could like key. Like I feel like, if I went on Big Brother, I'd just be like, all right, y'all. Like guys, okay. Guys, like I don't know what to say now. And just handle the show, Manson keep it pushing. Like the show, Mans bitches be literally like to the top unfortunately. Oh, they do. Well, maybe not to the top, but it's just like, I feel like that kind of allyship, it like breaks the fourth wall. I would give you like best friend, Manson. Right, Manson, you know what I mean? Like, I would show you like on like some be like, y'all don't wanna break up like the 2D bars, like the two best CD heads? No, right. Well, they will. So like don'ts on you on that, but like yes. I know. Because like when they know, they'd be like putting both on the block and it's like dammit. I'm curious. Yeah, you should watch and see what you think. I'm gonna watch tonight, but I'll watch them clips and shit to like see. 'Cause I'm like, yeah, the thing with like survivor, I'm just like y'all ain't about to have me on an island and like there's no food, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami, yeah. 'Cause I'll show you my ass right now. I, that would actually be where I really show my whole ass, 'cause once I'm like taken out of the comforts of like civilization. Yeah. Well, and you must do get on big brother too, 'cause they do have sort of a class system happening. Oh, really? They have something, or at least in the season that I watched, they had something called like the have-naughts. And like when you're like a have-naught, like there's like things you can't eat and you also sleep in like a twin bed for a minute. Okay. - Twin beds? - Okay. - Well, I'm just like, twin beds fine. - Yes. That like I couldn't have an Oreo would be like a little fucked up. - And you would be serving Angela because that was like another one of her big ones was like, there was like a charcootery board that she really wanted, but then one week she like got the have-naught, so she couldn't eat it. And like one of the other divas like ate the charcootery board during that weekend, she like crashed the fuck out. Like she was like crying. - Oh, I get shame. - Angela's, but Angela's televised right now. So it's just like that would also be me like bitch O.L. - Like O.L. - But just don't be a have-naught and you'll be like fine. - Like O.L. no. How long are they filming for? - I actually don't know. Can we look that up? Sorry. I want to say it's like a month, but I could be wrong. But they do be having that. You can just watch them throughout the day. It's crazy. - That's what I was gonna say 'cause I'm like, "Yeah, I feel free month." - I didn't know it was three months. - Yeah. - Well, that's probably why I stopped watching for a. (laughing) So, but honestly, I can send you that YouTube channel because they have like these hour to hour things that just like talk about people's strategy. And it is sickening. - That was like, they do that for survivor. They'll like make this guy makes like documentaries for like damn near documentaries about like the people who played and survivor in their strategy. And stuff 'cause I started watching them for traders 'cause I was just trying to like understand. - Like what's going on? - What's going on? - Damn, could I be away for three months, y'all? - I mean, if you win, yeah. - I'm like, neighbors are y'all mad at me. - $750,000, right? - Dude, if you had to go handle it, though, you would just have to go handle it. And we'll figure it out. (laughing) - Like, you know what I mean? - You'd have to be like that. - Right, no, actually, though. 'Cause I'm like, it just wouldn't even be like that. - The R&O TV, like. - 75,000? - 750. - Oh, sorry. I thought it was $75,000 and I was like, I don't know if I could be gone for the love of the game, you see? - Yeah. - Well, and it's the love of the game. - Well, let's further runner up, though, shit. - That's a great, oh, $1,000 every week, to just at least stay there. So at least you're getting, oh. (laughing) More like, after taxes, 500. - Yeah, that's-- - Yeah, for sure. You know they be playing so bad. - Okay. - Well. - A thousand dollars. - I mean, you would have to do it for the love of the game, I fear. - Yeah, yeah. No, I wouldn't be like-- - My stipend, like-- - No, I mean, that is crazy, though, considering people are like not going to their jobs and, like, not with their families. - Yeah, well, they would have to. - And we could send you messages only when you win HOH. - Okay, I did. - And I think that's more than, like, what the love island people make, at least. - The love island people should be set for life, the way how y'all be dog walking them. - Dude, that's like, I was really thinking about the Hunger Games and though, like, they don't kill each other. But, like, in the sense that, like, you either come back, like, a fan favorite or, like, you literally get, like, dog walked throughout society off of, like, you being the most unregulated version of yourself for, like, a month and a half. Except since here, he's lived that way for a long time. - And it was, well, yeah, but I'm like, now let's come to light, so. - What came to light? - No, I'm just saying, like, now it's like, like, like, everyone, like, now it's in the light. - I was just, like, he also gonna have to handle something. Like, they should be making, like, they should be making enough money to, like, actually let the shit blow up. - Well, and that's what I was saying, too. - It's like, it's so, it's just, like, so crazy how we are, like, the most capitalistic. - Yeah. - When it comes to just fucking everything, but it's, like, even love island US versus UK, like, the UK has, like, maybe one ad, and it's literally, like, eBay or something. Whereas, like, the US, it's, like, serivate. It's, like, you know, it's just, like, ads on, ads on ads. - And then you, like, don't pay the girls is crazy. - Well, and then what I was gonna say, too, is, like, I think a lot of people go ready to become, like, some sort of, like, social figure, like, you know, whatever an influencer, um, and already have management. Whereas, like, I feel like the girls who, like, go to, like, love island UK, like, yes, sometimes they, like, maybe there is an aspect there, but I feel like some girls are, like, no, I'm, like, dead ass looking for love. - Oh, yes. - And they're, like, I'm, like, yeah. - And that's why their seasons vibes are so insanely different. Like, it's crazy, especially, like, ours is, like, slop. Like, ours is, like, US, slop at this point. And it's just crazy because it's, like-- - But, yeah, I feel like you can really, really, this season specifically really tell the, like, producers' involvement. - Well, of course, but I mean, never forget that it's, like, always there, and it really is crazy. I mean, not even, like, in a shaming way, but just in a realistic way. It's kind of, like, people, they should be making enough money to actually not have to work for at least a year, considering the fact that you're bringing these random people from their jobs and putting them in this insane, like, actually insane scenario, making them actually show their, not, well, I was gonna say show their ass, but, like, Penn not intended, like, show their ass, like, you know, just, like, they're very unregulated selves. Like, you're putting them through actual, like, psychological warfare. You have no idea what that'll do to them. Their image, not even, like, the public sense, but just, like, their image, just, like, is people, yeah, like, going back, you expect them to just, like, go back to their hometown and just, like, oh, yeah, we paid you all, like, $1,000, like, here, just go back to work. Like, I would hope everyone could go back to work, but it's also just, like, the risk that you're taking of, like, putting these people's lives and experiences in a very manipulated sense, like, out to the, like, out internationally like that, and then y'all aren't even paying them enough to, like, figure their shit out when they get home for real. It's, like, what are we doing, like, actually? 'Cause they should. They should have enough money to pitch if I literally go on a show and got oiled up and, like, fucking, like, did my one, two, and, like, literally was on that bitch, like, bitch, I'm fucking Tee-Tee, bitch, like, I'm Tee-Tee. And then I came home, and I have to go back to my job at, like, fucking, whatever, like, an air one, like, I don't even want the smoke in my co-workers, like, what? - Beaking of which, I got a follow from one of the girls from this season. One of the cost of girls followed me, but, unfollowed me. I think it was an accidental follow. - Love. - Like, it was just giving, like, I think it was giving, like, maybe they were, like, looking at my profile, like, accidentally followed me. - Yeah, and then, like, unfollowed me. But anyways, it, like, gagged me. I was like, oh, shit, hey. Like, 'cause of your back. - Okay, cool, bro. - No, they really are, but this girl was just like, oh, hey, hey. - You know, and it's like, hey, and it's just like, you know, everyone go to their big one, and, like, you will be fine. But, I know, I was like, curious. I was like, wait, D. - No, like, D. I just wish there was more consideration for everyone as people. 'Cause not even that that's, like, exactly what's gonna happen. Like, I don't think there's any shame on going on fucking reality TV, especially Love Island, anything that comes out of your mouth, honestly, like, we gotta chalk it up to the game, considering, like, you're actually in, like, an experiment. Like, you're literally on an experiment. We're all just, like, watching you for some reason. But it's just crazy to me that they wouldn't consider, like, what if we really, like, did something that just had their life, like, fuck the fuck up, and then we just kinda send them back. - Yeah, I think this guy kind of said that. - Wait, love. - He, like, made a post about how, like, Love Island ruined his life. - I could see that. But I think, you know, I think also too, I, yeah, I think this season, there were, like, hella pitchforks. I even had a pitchfork at one time. But, like, as, come towards the end of the season, I'm just putting all my pitchforks down, like, man, listen, if that's your tea, if, like, at the end of the day, like, you came here, we're on fuck shit, and, like, played the goddamn, like, Violin. We're, like, actually, just playing and everyone, like, played everyone, like, the fiddle. You played everyone, like, the fiddle. But I'm just, like, I also, I'm not gonna, like, quite literally, you, like, you know, run you down on the tree. - Not on the tree, yeah. - But, I mean, you know, good luck, Charlie. - I look real in this, dude, and good luck, Charlie. It's, like, fucking crazy, man. But, I mean, yeah, I mean, wishing everyone, like, love and luck. I'm just, like, damn, and you would think, yeah. But also, it's, like, I will say most of the contestants, like, you know, Casey and I, Cata, like, the people who are, like, young as shit. - I'm, like, y'all, 22, like, yay. - No, for real, but that's just, that's just, like, crazy way. - It's a crazy way to touch those. - Crazy way to, like, experience your, like, 21s and 22s. I will also say, on the other end of that, like, I don't know, like, you're saying there's a pop for every lid, there's a fan base for every. - Yeah, totally. - For every contestant, you know what I mean? So, yeah, interesting, but. - Yeah, no, and they are, they're, like, young as shit. I'm not even saying that on, like, a character level, 'cause they're gonna figure out, and it's fine. I'm just, kind of, like, the way in which, like, the show touches every single person's lives in such a crazy way. I'm just, kind of, like, damn, like, it does before and after your shit. - Yeah. - Just, regardless of what happens, really, like, just, kind of, before and after your shit. - No, literally, well, and also to, yeah, it changes everything, like, in such a serious way. And I think there is a deeper sense of, like, people feeling parasocial to them, because they came as normal people. - Yeah, totally. - And then you, like, went on the violent, which is, like, incredible, you know, like, so many people wanna go on the violent, but it's like, you went on the violent, and now, so many people are watching, like, literally, one of the most watched shows on TV, like, literally, every show suffers. During the summer, when the violence on, because everyone is, like, clock the fuck in every night, you know? But, with that being said, I just also think that, like, it changes lives in such a way that, like, I can't even begin to fathom. Like, I literally think of a Landria all the time, because it's just, like, I don't know. She was, like, so normal, worked, like, a very normal job. And now, she's, like, literally, one of the integrals, like, she's in every campaign. She's, like, literally in everything. And, I don't know. I feel, like, people Loki came for her when she had security at Coachella, but I'm just, like, fuck, yes. Yeah, your life, like, changed overnight. Yeah, and also, like, someone could just, like, run up on you. Like, I feel, like, with Love Island people, specifically, it's so different than, like, I don't know. It's just such a, when you go from, like, traditional media of, like, you came from TV versus, like, you come from social media, which I do think, like, social media, the level of, like, parasocialism there is, like, even more severe. But, like, I don't know. It's just, like, different. Like, I'm, like, I too would have security if I was seeing people threaten me, like, you know what I mean? Well, yeah, Love Island kind of sits at this weird, like, intersection of those two things, where it's, like, traditional media and, like, it's broadness and it's scope and it's intensity, but then it's, like, social media, in the sense of it's, like, humanist, it's personality, like, it's very kind of, like, random people. It's, like, it's honestly streamer core. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say, like, the fan base that you would get from Love Island is, like, a similar fan base that you would have if you were, like, a proper streamer. If you were a streamer and they, like, air day on Paramount Plans, which I was thinking about, like, streamers, and I'm just, like, damn. I'm sorry, and I want to hear what you have to say, but. I just had, like, existential moments just be, like, we just be, like, saying shit. Like, I was like, we shit all the time. Like, we're, like, and then I was thinking about big brother and it's, like, and then I was thinking about streamers of, like, what I want to hear about this. Well, I was thinking about streamer culture, 'cause it's so different now, especially now that people stream outside, because I'm just, like, that's, like, new. Like, that's, like, Loki, like, Kai Sinatra, like, nachos, where, like, I definitely feel like he was, well, actually, I don't know shit about streamers. Let me preface that, like, right now, like, we don't know the history. No, shut up in a, like, we love her so much. But she is, like, probably the only streamer that I would be, like, yeah, like, that's my girl. Like, you know what I mean? - Totally. Besides that the other streamers like I'm just like I don't know I'll see like clips and stuff of like people who are streamers and I'm like The culture of like that outs people who go like outside in the world. Yeah, I'm just like Wow, it's like insane. We're gonna look well. We're looking at it right now, but we're gonna look back on that for real and be like Well, and also like since it is live like you're fucking live Yeah, like you just have a road camera a light and you're just like live on to it I'm like I don't even know how that works like the technology alone When they be having like the chat like on their phone you know that clip of um, I show speed meeting mom Donnie No, and he like didn't know that mom Donnie was like the mayor or something and he was like chat like like the Distopianness they were at like a soccer. Yeah, and it's like the dystopian nature of like meeting mom Donnie Be like a chat and then wait chat is this like a W like it's like girl. I don't know. Well. Yeah, we have the clip perfect It's just like gaggy like it's crazy. Like what technology has turned into you feel me Like next to like our king mom Donnie mind you Oh, yeah, both the man Lovely, lovely, love you Like the concept of the movie like a. Oh nice to meet you a nice to meet you a chat Also, I'm like I'm so curious if there's ever a Person that I wanted a docu series on it's a videographer's right because they're like quiet on set Yeah, you get everything, but I saw this one guy. Okay. I guess what brought this up was there's this one streamer girl She's like absolutely like stunning and gorgeous. Yeah, and shout out the streaming girls Shout out the streaming girls for real picture spell on the streaming girls But I can't you and Lee hi can you and Lee like for real? And you just need a different kind of backbone. Yeah in such a serious way because I feel like the longer your content is the more Parasocial people are gonna be with you live mama. Yeah, it's like we low key key king. Yeah That's what I mean to cuz I'm like yeah, the streamer girls like I'm just like people are so locked in with you cuz it's like Yes, if you're on tiktok, you know, okay, you held someone's attention for like a minute 30 seconds Whatever and then it's like you go on YouTube and you're like 20 minute 30 minute vlog sometimes longer than that But then it's like okay podcasting like hour two or whatever Streaming and six hours five fucking hours because it's also like the vibe of streaming two is like Like we can feel very attached to people through like YouTube I know something about that, you know, I mean like I got my girls. I'd be like, oh thank god You upload like I literally was about to like smoke a cigarette like that's crazy But at the same time I think as a viewer even if it's like some conscious There's a feeling of that being like something Consumption or that being like I'm watching this like I feel connected to this person But I'm watching it as to where streaming cuz you know, I'll be I'll be seeing my girls like I'll be watching VOD sometimes But like streaming is much more conversational like if you're really in the pit and you're like hey like they'd be like Hey, like it right wait, hey, well, and that's what I was gonna say too is you really need to be so good at like Talk like looking at the chat reading the chat while doing whatever you're doing and I'm like that's the hardest They be doing that work for real. Yeah, well, and that's what I mean. I'm just like well in period but It's like right and then you know what period. No, I'm like well hell yeah except like the fucking annoying like I don't want to be like Throwing smoke bombs in a cafe isn't shit like shut up That's what I was literally about to talk about was there's this old disgusting decrepit I've actually never seen someone so fucking fugly in my fucking life like genuinely pissed me No, fugly as fuck bro like genuinely I like saw him in my phone screen cracked like I had to go to Apple and like the same hour to get my phone Fucking fix cuz he cracked my fucking phone. Okay obsessed with that being said. There's like this really cutie diva I've seen her before but I guess she's a streamer and I don't know what her like streaming role is But she's like kind of I think a little newer to the scene. Maybe I don't know, but she's very cute With that being said there was like a streamer key key that was happening like hell a streamer through there and this old Ass man mind you old by like he's 30. He looks like he was 45 Okay, and I can't remember his name, but like y'all probably know he looks 45 as fuck, but I guess allegedly It's a hard-ass 30 that's happening probably yes, and The girls like 19 maybe 18 or something. Oh, and This guy was like talking to his friend and he was like oh like I need like a 19 year old like some some and The guy was like okay like okay like I can't even remember it was like some dog shit though It was fucking disgusting. I need a 19 year old some bitch. Well, so then they called the guy who knew her. He was younger I think they're a duo. I don't exactly well, and don't So the younger one called the girl over and was like oh like hey come here and she walked up on them They're wearing red track suits if there's streamers who wear red track suits. It's them and She he was like she was like hi, like what's up and there and he was like I can't even remember what he said But he was like oh like I need a 19 year old like something is what's up and She was like wait what like night what and so then so that happened in their stream You could tell she's like fucking like what the fuck's going on right now and like she kind of like leaves because she's but she's so sweet Like her vibe is like she's the sweetest bitch ever goes and talks to this other streamer guy. So now this is His dream, I think what I mean watching this like this dreamception because people are like uploading the clips of like They're like low-key piecing match it together. Okay, so then now it's like his dream and she was like these two like Do you know those guys in the track suits over there like they literally like we're really freaking me out and And the big being so creepy and he was like honestly like on some man shit was like ignore them like ignore them like it's okay. Like just ignore them Um, I think his name is Adrian Brody or something No, I know I think the girls named Nana the Oscar I think it's Adrian Brody. Hey, you're a buddy, but he's there We're Adrian Brody streamer. I wrote a streamer in a truck suit bitch. Are you fucking kidding me? Let me find out his name is Adrian Brody Wait, what's his name? I need to find it now This is worse Like this whole story I think it's hatred Wait, I need to find it. It's no This is worth an heated rivalry like Skull Hunter like disgusting streamer story. I think it's Adrian Adrian girl, maybe oh my god. Oh this guy Adrian, Adrian Bronner, okay, it was close. It always look like shit He literally looks like fucking shit, bro. Oh, what do you mean he's 30 he's 30. I like it. Yeah. Yes, yes That man's not 30. Well, that is not a 30 year old man, but anyways, the girl's lacy. She's so like cutie-gale and Okay, and I just like get these mother Spaces fuck like I genuinely am like get my gun like when I see like men like genuinely, but anyways Yeah, she like told another streamer that she was like they made me like mad uncomfortable Yeah, he was like oh ignore like he's like just ignore them like they're weirdos like fucking ignore them like whatever But then I guess this other guy that's like older, but he's friends with like Lacy's mom or something. I don't know what is that okay long story short. It's giving like or sorry Maybe he doesn't know lacy's family at all like that and I'm hell of miss talking long story short I saw it in another stream. Okay, cuz mad third stream mad streamers were going but like essentially this guy who was like that's like I consider her like a stepdaughter like not even like you shouldn't even be fucking looking at her like that And he's like you need a fucking apologize like she's like literally a fucking kid You're a freak bed handle and like handled the fuck out of him. Good, but I guess this guy Apply to be at streamer university and this other streamer and his stream was like if I see him at streamer University Pay-per-view that shit cuz I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you for literally talking like that Yeah, and like you're so weird and discussing and like such a loser, but like there is just like Yeah, there's just like this kind of like When you start getting into like the clavicular weirdo man loser fucking loser loser loser loser loser loser loser loser loser loser Fucking streamer man. I'm literally like dead ass - No, no, no, no, no. - We're losing our loser. - I was like, "You fucking fit." - No, but actually, though. - Whoa. - And with my hat on, with my hat on, like shut the fuck up, challenge. - But like, 'cause there are like such pure, sweet, amazing like streamers, you know what I mean? - Yeah, of course. - That's like, of course. - Right, our sister. - Right, our sister. - Exactly. - Our sister in like, Christ Jesus. - And like, holding it down in such a like, from what I can perceive as a general pop, like not even too much on me, 'cause like, again, I don't know, like, the ins and outs of streaming, but like, for the girls who are holding it down in such a like, toxicly male mask environment, I'm like, y'all are actually the only reason why the needle is not like, breaking the barometer. - Yeah, genuinely. - It's like the, and you know what? Everything, all roads lead back to the violin, but like, it's very much like, these like, RRL super just like, fucking, just doing shit, just doing shit ass like, mother fuckers who be like, RRL streaming, and they're like, man, and like, shut the fuck up challenge. It's just like the performing like, masculinity bullshit. It's like the performing not like well, yes, that guy too, but like that being a separate case because that's just like bitch if I heard that at the club I literally like are you fucking serious? All my fist up and then move my body at heart is fucking like Fucking body on him and like literally start throwing my up. No, cuz girl fuck you exact maybe we knew you were 30 whatever whatever it doesn't matter But it just in a general sense like there's just kind of like what chat like I'm so sick You know, I'm like outside yelling at people on the street. It's just like oh hell like it's just like the fucking thing Also, it's like it emboldens the boys around them because it's like when you're streaming outside right and you have your whole setup Okay, that's already like eyes are on you right and you're also like 20 years old and you're 20 years old But then it's like the little boys around you who like you know aren't a part of your stream or whatever see that and then they start doing Disrespectful shit. Yeah, so you like pan the camera to them and that's what I mean like that when that behavior starts happening And like you're not calling it out or you're not like in support of that or you're just like again like There's such a fierce like we just don't have any Well, we do have some male Creators who like yeah are setting a really good example. Yeah, you know, but I think like The ones that like the boys respect like it's just so out ratioed will be you know what I mean? Yeah, it's just like the way that they talk and the way that they do shit and the way that they move it like Really really really like there's not enough guys who just like give a fuck I don't know who because it's also like and now I'm making raw generalizations and you know whatever like if we had speed Fucking phone and like he might have a different whatever and I and I would hear him out and understand that but like Baby it all come down to capitalism like capitalism done fucked up drag because it's like yeah Of course like if your audience is 12 to fucking 15 year old children and all they know is that they feel rat like they turned Like they like they were like bitch. We taught like we turned and like that's what's gonna resonate with them is you going out in the streets and Acting like you're 15 years old like fucking turned the fuck up Yeah, that's what you're gonna get rewarded for it's like the same way of like you know It's it's the same exact shit is like Just the way how maybe negativity go make you that coin. Yeah, if you got something to say about somebody and you're like bitch There's a shit views clicks comments like it's very like of course these men are running around here making this fucking bag off these like Young audiences of kids who like don't even know like they're literally 14 years old like I want to run around in public and fucking scream and like Yeah, they don't even have the router obviously like they scientifically don't have the router But they just even socially like they don't have the router. So they're gonna go out and they're gonna find things that identify with them Which is like the guy doing back flips in the middle of chilies. It's like fucking stupid. Yeah, it's stupid as fuck Well, and I think also to these kids well, and that's the other thing too with like the virality of it all That you know speaking to our younger audience in the sense that like it is really normal to like Just be normal. Yeah, totally like I think like these kids It's kind of like the same way that like People who like can't come from like you know like if someone's a rapper, right? And they came from your neighborhood and you see them like make it out in such a fierce way It like inspires you be like I can do that too. Yeah totally and which is true like a pursue art period Yeah, and I think with like the streamers the youtubers like that everyone else who's like doing stuff Which I encourage for like our demographic to like we need more like genuinely I feel like this conversation just like stems into the fact that like I'm not trying to like ganky bad all In fact, I actually encourage it because I think it's so important for like people like us and like our audience To do more of that because there is so little Representation and I feel like there is almost like this discouragement, you know like genuinely That's why like I look up to vanilla so much. It's cuz like I mean vanilla Curia just do her mama. You can't stop her from doing her Which is like absolutely incredible But she also like takes no shit, you know what I mean And I just feel like that's also like a really important kind of role model to have in your life It's just like and take no shit from these bitch ass hoe Poor man man like genuinely straight up and also if you're like a straight man Those into our podcast for whatever reason and you're of the younger demographic and like be the change you want to see in the world Okay, like you don't have to like fold to these weird Fucking weirdo loser loser bitch cuz when I tell you is losership It's losership like take the streaming away Take the money that they paid for these girls to come on the podcast and like ridicule away A shit, but that's what I mean like it's all it all come down to money at well, right. Yeah No, that's what I mean it's bullshit money and like the random like cloud and shit I don't know it's just fucking weird and just like do because oh my god It really is just like we're swirling the toilet of like late stage capitalism where it's also just like everyone like one-uping themselves or not themselves But just like you know because back in our day like being like oh like they're so crazy used to be like fried Literally used to be like I put like a hundred orange slices in my pool my backyard like that used to be our shit No, it would already be like fried like I have a pull in my back. No literally. We were like wait what the fuck like it was weird so I'm like it I understand why we're here. Yeah, and I understand I understand the social economical like context of like why we're in the place The we're at but like being you at the end of the day is like always gonna be the most heat and there are people who are just like us bro And you cuz you know you might not be like us like type shit so it's like There's room for just bitches to be and that's why I'm ready for like the pendulum swinging on a back to like bitch back in my day Like a youtube video like a youtube video of 5 million views used to be like a bitch making like a lip scrub Yeah Like literally like a lip scrub and like it's just like like how to do a flip No literally and like like Jenna marbles bro. I was re-watching some of her videos the other day and I was like You remember when court is all used to be like Low as a bitch like the hottest drop and like yes, that could be attributed to the fact that like you know That was when we were kids before we had like bills and shit But also though like genuinely the media landscape of like Jenna marbles would be the hottest video of the week on youtube and I the other day was literally watching her video Where she's like so these are my plants and I was like because those are your plants Because those are your plans here are my dogs like in Halloween costumes. I don't know Bitch those are her dogs in some Halloween costumes. She don't know you don't know like it's just like She was just showing us that's like my no, I'm like that's my yes I'm taking inspiration from that feeling. Yeah, I'm like just trying to recreate that kid feeling Well, and I think that's kind of like you know now The parents of our generation like us the people who are our age that our parents, you know Or kind of having that conversation now because it's like the overly edited media is just obviously In the shablam ass media literally shablam shablam like we're in Carl's Jr We're gonna set off some fireworks in here. It's like okay. And it's just like you know Watching shit like kai you that's like Like peaceful ass or like Kai you Actually the parents don't like him because he he low-key a cry baby, I guess it's a weirdo girl Okay, I'll take it over literally them. Oh, let me stop. Which is what I mean like you know, like that's great Just like some very chill very Oswald very relaxed Oswald like very slow as Oh our gen like by the time like our generation in terms of like the people who probably will have kids in like five or 10 years Have them like toy story five type shit like our kids are gonna have like at your sketches in their turn better Yeah, and that's what they'll do and that's what they'll do and they'll have a very peaceful life Yeah, so that'll be good bring back the me go bring back the phone that used to flip I had the one that like it was like long as she and you would like flip it like this and it turned into like a iPod Or like a MP3 play. Oh wait. I do remember that. Yeah. Yeah. I had a sidekick For a stint. Yeah, the sidekick and you know what? Hey shout out the show. I don't know how y'all do it I don't I don't know how streamers do it. I don't know how streamers do it at all like the chill ones It also likes like reality TV scares me a little bit, you know, uh-huh Like the concept of like if I actually were to ever like for real for a go on does scare me but streaming scares the absolute dog shit Well, because you simply couldn't get more reality than that. Yeah, then if we just like walk down with the camera I mean, we would cut up in like geeky because like we have see and that's hard for sure But they're like well, we would cut up but like just in this sense that it's like if that was my job I'd literally be like this. They do it's on here. I don't know. They like don'ts. It would it would say do it's in this bitch Yeah, cuz I'm just like that that is the fiercest part. I will say that is the fiercest part where yeah I don't know. I think I it's like over stimulation Period maxing yeah maxing. Yeah I would if I did streaming I'd have to be one of those faceless streamers like for a streamers That like wear a mask or something like faceless stardew valley streamer. I feel like stardew valley faceless streamer Except you would hear my voice and be like hey, Dom You'd have to put the coder on I know all right, right, right, right. They shout out Corpse Husband. Is he a thing still? I don't know actually. I feel like he disappeared. Shout out Fred too. That was a shout out fucking Fred bro Dude the corpse has been y'all just like randomly like making like a corpse husband like does he is he brunette? Oh, we I think there was like one okay. Oh, he did do the interview He's real is it like you're real is it okay? Wow Wow, but the way how he will yeah, cuz I was his thing. He had like a he had like a chronic illness Oh, damn But we're okay about like a one speculation pitcher. Well cuz I like Crystal Cosswell's ass like album cover I remember somebody like a drop to what they alleged was like a photo of him and people were shredding the fuck out of him And then I remember it was giving like okay. I'm out. Yeah, cuz I knew about Corpse Has been y'all think about a let like a block cared like animated person dominate the internet And I don't know like a dark voice no with the dark voice with the deep voice you see with the dark deep voice From the real how do we know his height? Oh, I do remember he did that interview where he was blurred out He went on like someone yeah, oh with yes, yes, and they like blurred him out. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's so sickening though Like I don't know if you could do it like that like with that amount of Fame I guess but like it is so sickening that like nobody knows what you look like That's me just digital just digital bitch. That'd be me drama avatar to I feel like I would have been literally Like a sick thing Big movies computer big naturals and sexy please No, like literally sexy and big naturals. I'd be like that's dumb and that's dumb Well, and that's like I don't you'd have to come up with the name, but honestly and the I know what would be my streamer name. I don't know Like you don't know me. Yeah, probably don't be on the track But then see that brings the freaks at bitches, right? You can't say dummy. I say dummy mommy. It's like y'all get y'all know what I mean Yeah, it's dummy mommy, right, but it's not like Or if I said daddy, don't it's worse. Well, but it's giving what's that guy's name? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, literally fragile friend. Um, no, the guy who did the face reveal dream that dreams because it's honestly like the goal. They're so evil We're so evil for that and that would be me too. Okay, look back every picture I've ever taken except this podcast funnily enough It's from the left if I had to do face reveal. I would literally be like Hey, you know, like it would give like, you know, yeah, it's just one of them tanks. We're on you know if I have a side I think you look at them both sides But I think it's one of them tanks where it's like listen like that's the golden cage of like if you go and go faceless for real You have to be like you it's just like it's a wrap. Yeah, it's like period because I'm not going to come out here in mog y'all Yeah, no, I would not I would never ever if anything I'd make mine look as Chungus's I was like a faceless streamer. I'd make mine like a Chungus ass like avatar I think you only need to have plays oiled up talking about this with corpse has been look like I'd be like deleted no guys I'd be like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like deleted like I'd be like bugs bunny chuggas like avatar No, I would be I'm on every stream like I just know I'm talking to my condos chowder. I would do my lookie chowder I'm chowder as fuck no like chowder is how I'm literally I'm not so it's like just like whatever It's like rata rata. It's no tea. Oh my god. I need to like start watching chowder again, honestly I will say the most impactful episode being the one or actually when they have the cooking competition Or now he's trying to renew his His cooking license number one and number two. It's fucking schnitzel quetz. Thank you. Like bitch y'all don't want you exactly like rata rata bitch No, you're low-key serving Miss mama though. I even when you do that voice. That's all of the voice you do. Oh my god. I love. Oh my god He is so like Y'all can't come for chowder. No y'all can't play chowder though for a like that was like oh man And it's just like we don't want to talk about what made people funny Well, we don't want to talk about chowder and we don't want to talk about the weird funny bitches because y'all know I was in flapjack Oh, well, that's what I was just about. Y'all know I was in flapjack. I was like literally flap jack core is fuck But I'm just like yeah, I feel like if you watch cartoon network it you were like weird funny You were all low-key that was kind of like the all bitch that was I'm just like you were just like on your weird shit You know what I mean? No hundred percent because I watched like flapjack like like a couple months ago and I was like What the fuck yeah, like it's sickening, but I was like why was I watching this as like a 12 year old child because it's literally like But it's sickening though. I love shout out flat. Shout out flapjack Yeah, guys did clavicular really get that nose job the last thing. Wow It's a damn shame You know, he's like feeling really insecure about it. Oh, yeah Okay, that's how it is see and see okay, and I'm turning into grandma. Oh, is that him now? Can I argue that I Actually, I don't give a fuck Genuinely not the botched nose job girl. Well, I'm just like also. He's not healed yet, but I'm just right anyone like clavicular I'm literally like shut the fuck up bitch. No, it's like a hammer. Oh well, and when my diva starts talking on you It's like you know it's serious no shade But I was just curious because I literally saw like one take talk about it, and I was like is this true He made if that's like what his nose looks like like he made himself like baby girl by accident. No, well, he fell asleep like right now Pray versus predator faith. Oh, like he held a like dream face reveal like that would be me from this eyed like oh God was that real? He looks like completely different question mark And when it's just serving like we're unsure like where like is that and then when he just looks like completely different I also am like listen. I like don't give a fuck genuinely. I just think that like He's like in fucking saying I think like anyone who preaches like body image shit and like body standards and all this fuck shit You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like genuinely. You're preaching body standards like have less than like 3% body fat But then you like go to a doctor to like surgically change your face because baby like what do we say? I'm just like that's not what God gave you right? It's cyclical. It's cyclical. It's not what God gave you It's not what God gave you and he's all about what God gave you girl Well, and the judgment cast upon others is cast threefold back to you. So I'm gonna just let him handle that and like prayers up He's like the live Schmidt of our generation. Who is that? She's the bitch who's like how to stay skinny who she's like the girl who likes being I'm on I don't even want to do you know what I don't even need to like fuck this bitch genuinely because she like sends me But she's just like I like being skinny and this is how to stay skinny. Okay, and But she's like it's the same shit. Yeah, and she's like I'm not yeah, she has a yeah, she has a skinny society I fucking here. I'm sorry. I actually can't be rage-baited right now unfortunately, but thank you so much for offering You rage-bait well actually she didn't even rage-bait me. She's not rage-baiting like she's not actually dead The fuck I'm serious, but I'm so tired that I'm like I can't see no shit like that is going like actually like make fucking angry Like the same pill, you know, they like took did they took the same red pill right right right and I like took the blue pill where I got like a Disney princess I know I'm like But I'm just like God Jesus. No, well, that's the thing right. It's like every pop for a lid every person right every pot for a little But I'm just like the pot. It's like one of those things or it's like you don't have to suffer now Well, but that's what I mean like the cyclical judgment baby like it's just like if that's what you're gonna preach I can only pray for what you preach to yourself and like it's not my monkey or my circus, but I do wish either do I care Everyone. Yeah, neither do I care at all. I do wish like love and light to like like maybe I wish I wish nothing but like I wish nothing but like a glitter wedge like a glitter wedge So yeah Well don't take the red pill take the blue pill and Like be a blue-haired liberal today be who you are for your pride and also it's just like girl y'all play Well also if y'all are streamers, you know drop your lotion. No, drop your streamers. Hey, let's go You want the neighbor streamers? No, let's like that. Let's like that. If y'all are in your streamer bag drop your shit No, go ahead and send us a little one-two in the comments Yeah, if you got like a little podcast or own podcast drop it in the comments It's like let people find you type because it's just like girl y'all know we need more of that and like let us know your streaming schedule T's exactly. Well, we love y'all boots. See you I love you guys so much and honestly, it's been really real. - What? - And when Dom's hearing things, okay. - Great, sorry. - Your neighborhood watch. - Oh my God, please think of me. - Neighborhood watch is just enjoying your whimsy and being, and just remembering, guys, here's the thing too, while I was sitting at Disney at fucking 8 a.m. genuinely just eating some scrambled eggs, I was like, lesson. To be like whimsical and to have play and to have leisure is such a fucking privilege. Like every time I start talking about it, it makes me want to cry, but I'm also in my period, so it's a different thing. But like with that, like the gratitude to be able to just do random shit, like wear a princess hat, like, oh, it's like he he ha ha, 'cause it is, but also like, maybe that's a privilege. And if you need something to be grateful for today, like think about the fact that you might be allowed to take a break today, or you might, you know, be able to go kiki, you might be able to have fun, 'cause not everyone gets that, like in a serious way, not to make it hell a serious at the end, but I'm just like for that, and the my way of honoring that is like, I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna serve my whimsy and I'm gonna have fun, I'm gonna play, and I'm gonna put respect to the law and to the land on top of that and know that that is not owed to me, but I am gonna sit here like this, because like what can I do, but like, honor that privilege by like serving you guys this. Do you know what I mean? - Like princess side bang. - But it's just like if you ever like need something to be grateful for, like it's always right there for you, and that is one of them damn things is like, listen. I get to go home and like watch like a 20 minute YouTube video, not everyone gets that privilege and so. - Amen, yeah. - Amen brother. - Gratitude and like, yeah. - Gratitude to the most high. My neighborhood watch, what if I, what if I've been watching? Oh, Loki, I watch this, do I want to, I want to, is that what I want my neighborhood watch to be? I don't think so. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm trying to think. Loki, I think I wrote one down. - Can I, can I look or y'all gonna be mad at me? - No, look where I look for it. My neighborhood watch is, okay, fine, my neighborhood watch is like open an index fund. Guys, I think it's a good idea. I think, you know, you should just get in there, get with fidelity, adapt them up, and then just like, keep it pushing. Okay. I think it'll be good for everyone involved. - Right, and it's like, sorry, when your friends like in town and like, texting about like, where's the toilet paper and I like paid dust, like I hope you get. - Yeah, well, I guess that's really it. I don't, I was 80 minutes later, I guess that's it. Like, just like, like, hello, you're just like talking, so. - No, just like talking and like, thank you guys for being here. - Neighborhood watch to the violence almost over. - Neighborhood watch by the time this comes out, it will be over. - Thank you. - Thank God. - All right, we love you guys. - All right, I love you guys, so see you guys next week. - Bye. (upbeat music) (audience cheering)