Englands Winning The World Cup & Surviving Temu Ayahuasca

>> What's up, everybody? Well, we're going to flag a quick reminder to the NYXA champions of the world. >> NYXA. >> Frank's just got knocked the fuck out of the cup mark, just got knocked out literally minutes ago, just got knocked out. Okay? >> That's a good game. >> Alex is a fresh off of doing Teamahuasca is what Neil Brennan called it. He got a group on for Ayahuasca and went to some ladies Airbnb in New Jersey and did it and he has lived to see another day. So we'll get back to that in a second, but first of all, France, because part of the Ayahuasca journey is about maybe connecting to lost and past lives and all this kind of stuff. >> You have just experienced a great loss, right? As France has just been rightfully knocked the fuck out of the world, right? >> I don't say like that. >> They lost. It was a tough game. They lost. >> To a good team. >> I didn't see much of it. >> Yeah, it's for the best. >> It was for the best. >> Not their best showing, you could say. >> You guys watched the whole game. >> Yeah. >> What do you think, do you think that, what do you think the difference was? >> They didn't show up. >> They just had a bad game. >> But Argentina doesn't show up and they have help from, yeah, because they have Infantino. They have, maybe it's real, they have a lot of people behind. >> It's a demon. Yeah, who are you? >> It's difficult to say. >> Twitter, if you go by Twitter, it's all the above. >> Yeah, yeah. >> They have them, they have Hitler, I think. >> Hitler is helpful? >> Yeah, he was in Argentina for a while. >> So he's still over there. >> Yeah, he was helping them out. Some girls invented the HGH that they put and that's the only thing that can't be done. >> It was a fucking Mengele science experiment. >> Yeah, Mengele. Not girls. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, type shit. >> Yeah, type shit. >> Yeah, that's what it was. >> But now the boys didn't show up. It wasn't great. >> It wasn't great. >> At least that wasn't there. >> Remenium Hall. >> It was just cut enough DNA on the outside, it just was not. >> Remenium Hall, dude. >> Yeah. >> Cababees. >> Legend. >> I mean, he was making girls catch fucking charges. >> Whoa. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. >> He was like 16 or 17. Wasn't he cracking shorties that were like 27 years old? He was under 18 smashing like celebrity chicks in space. >> As he should. >> He was making them catch charges. >> Whoa, I thought he, oh, you got it. >> You got it. >> I used banana. >> Stay with me, my boy. >> Yeah, I got it. >> Put that on my man. Stay with me. I said he was making them. His ability to play the game of soccer. >> Football. >> Football. >> Yes. Made women not care about statutory loss. >> Yeah. >> It seems that way. >> When I was out there, they said he had the hurt. He had the, Jesus. >> The hurt because he was fucking so much. >> Why would you put that on him, bro? >> These people said that. >> Can I just say one thing? >> His people. >> This is what Spaniards always do. >> And they don't even look at it. >> Can we just say one thing? >> Please. >> That's a legendary hitter. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. >> That right there is legend there. Even in victory. >> Even in victory. >> Even in victory. >> Even in identical herpes on an 18 year old. >> Yeah. >> His people. >> He's not still in pussy from you. >> Yo, but they were saying it like they were proud of him. >> Son, just tell me how you grow watching the game, bro. >> Tell me how you grow watching the game. >> She doesn't grow if I am a little bit too much. >> Yeah. >> A little bit too much. >> Yeah. >> She's bumpy. >> We need to see her jersey. >> Her jersey might have the name on it. That's like God damn. >> Oh, can she wear your mall jersey? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> She's a pedophile. >> You know, but, Al, do you want to take that back that Ali Gassione? >> I don't think he does. >> I'm just saying what I heard when I was in Barcelona. >> And why would somebody within the home country say such a horrific rumor of the game? >> Maybe he's taken it down like that. >> Yeah. >> Maybe he's taken it down to French. That's why he probably got it from them. >> You think so? >> Yeah. >> I don't think French people get that CDs. >> Yeah. >> I don't know about that. >> I think he's started there. >> Can I ask you a honest question? >> Do Europeans get AIDS? >> That's a good point because people accuse Europeans of being gay all the time. And then I don't know if the epidemic hit them that like that, you know? >> If I'm being honest. >> I don't think they was getting after it. I think they were just gay, but acted like straights. >> So they would have maybe casual sex, but not to face it. >> Where's America? Everyone's acting straight. >> They freaked. >> They freaked. >> They freaked. >> No, no, no. They were, they were, how do I say it? >> They were, they were, some of them earned it. >> Nobody earned it. >> But. >> You know what I mean? You know what I mean? >> See, let me see the statistics. >> My boy, all right. So Emma's best friend is gay. He told me, he told me they got a new, they got a thing called doxy. Where you take that after you have sex and it cleans everything out of your system no matter what STD you get except AIDS. And then they got a thing called prep that you take all the time and that stops you from getting AIDS. So front door back door STDs, they figured out. >> I'm kind of smart. >> Wait, wait, the prep, they take it even if they don't have AIDS, I don't think they take that once they got the AIDS. >> No, no, you take it to stop you from ever getting it. It's a goalie. >> Get the fuck out. >> Bro, they figured it out. >> It's like a statin? >> Yes. >> But one day it does maybe have it about, let me know more when you see the little brother, right? >> The little brother. >> The brother. >> The brother. >> How would they do that? I actually was thinking that. I don't know the answer. >> Is that the crazy thing to say? Like, is it same, is it same parents? Are different? >> I would imagine different parents. I mean, different dad. >> Yeah. >> I don't know the exact science. I'm gonna look into this real quick. >> I think it's different dad. Hold on. I don't think. >> Okay. >> He's that. >> I mean, he's so cute. >> He's cute as hell. >> But they are. So cute together. >> They're like, hold me. >> Yeah, hold me. He's at everything. >> Mm-hm. >> It's so fun. >> Damn. >> That's all he wants. >> It's really crazy that you would put out that Ali got seal on him like that with no evidence to back it up. >> That's not a bad thing. >> [LAUGH] >> Hold on. >> Then like. >> Hold on. >> You're doing like that culture, like it's like, so then I really worried about her piece of those types of CDs. >> Yeah. >> Like, yes, the her piece. >> Yeah. I mean, I think if the dig looks like the semolina bread, then it's a problem. >> Yeah. >> That's my personal opinion. >> If you go to an Italian restaurant and they just immediately bring you some olive oil and luminum oil's dick. >> Sorry, sorry, sorry. >> It is half brother. >> Yeah. >> It's half brother. >> That's the same mom. >> They have the same mother. >> Chill. >> [LAUGH] >> And why did you make it spotted, brother? >> [LAUGH] >> He spotted. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> We got to take that off of him. I mean, wipe that clear from him. >> Yeah. >> I only got 20 kids, 19 and he's devout Muslim. >> Word? >> Yeah. >> 100%. >> I don't know. >> No, he's one of them. >> He's one of the new age ones. >> No, I don't think he doesn't drink water during Ramadan. He's a real one. I'm pretty sure. >> Unless you know something, I don't know. >> I know he's not married. >> [LAUGH] >> He's digging down bitches over there. >> How do you know that, though? >> No, I know. It's everybody knows. >> Is that true? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah? >> I don't know. >> Yeah. >> Mark doesn't seem like he wants to confirm it. >> I have no information other than I've seen him eat. >> Mark wouldn't do any conspiracy on that. >> I don't know, right? >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> Maybe this is AI, we've been AI before on this. >> I don't think we were AI, man. >> Do you see? >> This is him with his sweet, devout Muslim girlfriend. >> Uh-huh. >> And there's hanging out having a great time. Enjoying themselves. >> Uh-huh. >> That's the boy. >> That was the boy. >> That was the boy. >> That was the little hello on the cheek. side of Morocco. How many, I don't think you got to be born, but I think if you've heard my take on this, you have to be fed. You have to be fed. Whoever feeds you, that's where you're from. How long? I would say after titty mook. I would say once you get off the titty, that's whatever country you're in, that's where you're from. That's when you can represent in a physical activity. But I think you can go down though. Like if you don't make the main team, I think you can fall back. Come on. I think I think how far back can I go? Can I go back to Africa? If you like, if I trace my roots, if I could trace, if I could 23, it mean myself back to wherever in Africa, maybe more than 23. But like to wherever we evolved from in Africa, right? Yeah, yeah. Can I go play for that team? Like how far back can we go? Grandparents. Yeah. Grandparents. So there's a limit. Yeah, there's a limit. Grandparents. But then you can fall back if you don't make the main one. Like let's say you were born and raised in France and then you can make the French team. You're like, all right, fine, I'll go play for Algeria. But isn't that an example that like you failed your parents? Like your grandparents or your parents or grandparents moved to another country to give you a better life? Yeah. And you're like, I'm going back. And that's the thing. They're not even going back. They're playing the tournament in America. Now you got to live there. You got to experience no AC. You got to experience no fucking ice in the soda. Like you have to live a little bit like you're from that country. Yeah. For like a month, maybe. Yeah. And I think the American players should have to do that too. The players on Morocco, they don't live there. No, I don't know. Really? There are elite players that are probably playing for most teams of Europe, right? Yeah. So like they're going to play at the team that they play for. Yeah. But I thought to play for you, the country, you either have to live there for five years or one year, parents or grandparents have to be from there. I thought that was a rule. They have like some type of citizenship that they can get. Yeah, you can't just get citizenship. If you're nice, if you're nice, you saw a Saudi Arabia made it OK to live with a woman you're not married to for Christian. I don't know them. They changed the rules. They're like, you have to be engaged. You have to be engaged. Yeah. And like final give her a ring, whatever. He still calls her his girlfriend. That's just adorable. Yeah. Like an interviewer. He's like, yeah, my girlfriend. It's like, you all got seven kids. What the fuck do we talk about my girlfriend? He refuses to lock it down. Yeah. Isn't there like just get a prenup or something and then lock it down? Why not? I don't even know if he's worried about that. You think? I don't think he got to worry about anything because she's Christian. He exists on another like or do you know how like women are incredibly good at just getting like used to whatever their life is? Like do you think going through her head is, all right, my husband's Christian. I don't know though. Let me not fucking ruin this shit. This is awesome. Or do you think she's at the point where she's like, you got to go play for a billion dollars in fucking Saudi Arabia. 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If there's six tickets left, they're all advanced spots. But fucking even if you're not advanced, just get the ticket. Show up. You'll find room for you to play on the other courts. But literally six tickets left before the sell sells out the all love club dot com July 25th. See you guys there. Peace. But yeah, we should make a correction here. Matamoros not a city in Spain, city in Mexico, but named after a Spanish like legendary guy. And also, we need to correct the AI thing that we said last week. There wasn't true. I don't think to. I think this is real. I got we can't believe y'all didn't know that was AI. We got AI. We got in the honor of being a proud journalist and being committed to the truth. We played this early Holland video. Yeah. And it was a how you know it. One of the things people pointed out was that like the patches are all a bit weird. And then people point out that this is the original one. This guy right here. Apparently, I think I don't even really know, which is a way, a way funnier video. Is this AI or real? That's clearly AI. I think this one might be the real one. Yo, can I just. This thing is the real one that they have. Can I just ask about it? I just have a question. This is a genuine question. This is not me being insulting enough. Is he is he a cousin? Oh, I did this Mongolian. Yeah. I mean, same to same, I think they used to use that term. Yeah. But is does he have is he syndromatic of anything? I think so. He might have some. Okay. He got a mark for it. I don't think he's nice with those chopsticks. That's maybe not. I don't think he is, but I think that he looks it. Yeah. They can use forks. Do you know how to tell me you think this guy? I don't know. Come on. Come on. Come on out. You got hard working in. You got to stop that. Yeah. But early hauling the might of like won the World Cup on his own. Did you see the celebration that had in Norway? No, they were crazy. They've been going absolutely wild. He's one hearts and minds. He came off the plane with this joint right here representing Proud American culture. Well, was it a bald eagle? No, it was a raccoon. Drinking a beer. There's got some cute. Is this AI? Did we get AI together? No, no, this is real. Yeah. You really? I thought he bought a raccoon. I thought he was like, you got to see these animals. They're incredible. They'll sift through your garbage. I think this one is that he posted on Snapchat. Like he got a bunch of taxidermy things from like some guys, like bar or something. And then it was like dude, America's fire. I brought it home. But they've been having like massive stuff. What's the real pick? Which is the real one? What? No, this is real. To my understanding, he's the one that posted this and he was like, follow me home. And he posted on Snapchat. But you know, they've been so you think early on won the World Cup. In terms of like every World Cup, there's a player that becomes a superstar. Yeah. Everybody falls in love with him. Bob Bay was what? Two worlds or last one last 2018. That was when he scored the hat trick in the final. That was the last one, 2022 against Argentina. But they lost that game, but he got a hat trick. And then 2018, he's the young rookie that wins. And he goes that crazy run, wins a World Cup at like 19 or whatever. Got it. And then okay. So this year we think it's Sirling Holland. Yeah. And then even beyond that, just like he's so beloved. The personality is really fun. Yeah. It's almost unfair. Skill set is there. He's sagging up. What'd you say? And the skill set is there. It is almost unfair when like, like for example, like Messi might not have the personality side of it. Though there are videos. Get bring up this. This one kill. He got a little bit of that mongoloid. Do you see the compilations of Messi being awkward? No, no. Oh, it's funny. He was that a word. He used the one with the one where he's getting interviewed by the guy. This is everybody's like, yo, this is Messi has autism. But if you, to me, this is the most normal I've ever seen him is in this video. Yeah. And he has a bunch of these kinds of moments where he just does stuff. And it's like just a little, a little off ski, a little off ski. I think he's been working on it, too. Like now it's like he's having normal reactions. And he's like crying and trying to cheer with his teammates and so like that before he used to just like walk around just like, yeah, we just for it. Yeah, you know, yeah. Yeah, a little bit of that. Oh, yeah, this one right here. Okay, go. So this interviewer's talking to him and he's saying that it's a dream to have interviewed Leo Messi. And he begins to cry. No, but he stays in it. He stays in it. That's actually to edit it. The real one. I want the real one. And that motherfucker sits in it. At first, Messi laughs and it leads back. And the guy still is crying and saying, oh, most of us. And then he's like, oh, it's not a bit. Back into the interview. Maybe that's what makes him great though. I forget if this is me making it up or someone said this, but they were like, yeah, I feel awkward in life. And then when I'm on the field, I feel calm and like connected to people. And it's like the way that he you connect with human beings. because he might be a little teesmo. - Sounds like me with tennis. - No, you're like messy. - Yeah, yeah, it's just like messy. - No, I will say this, I'm getting a lot of, oh boy, here we go. - And then of course, people just, come more of that. Those are the pictures that's hard, though. (laughing) - Where is this one? Oh, oh wow. (laughing) - I'm just watching the guy drum and just shaking his head. - All right, nice. All right, cool. - My shoulder's in the hamptons, that one. (laughing) - But yeah, I mean, someone just compiling all your most awkward moments. No one looks great, but messy in particular. It's just a little rough. - What are, okay. I'm getting a lot of videos on there. And now that I've watched like a few soccer videos, so they're sending me like a lot of soccer stuff, right? - Same. - Are you getting the messy Ronaldinho compilations at all? - Of them playing together. - Yeah, yeah. - And like their friendship and how much they love one another ever. - Oh, that's awesome. - Yeah, it's just a joy. - I live in Barcelona during Vernaldos, like heyday. - Okay. - Ronaldinho's heyday. - Okay. - And he was just such a beloved like creative character on the pitch, and like, I don't know, I was really cool seeing like, I don't know, again, they can make you think anything 'cause you're just grabbing little moments from like years of playing. - Yeah, I've been seeing like Ronaldo versus Messi, like who's a better person? - Yeah, see what it's called. - And it'll be like Ronaldo, like, petting a kid's head and they're like, he's the best. And they'll be messy, like ignoring a handshake and they're like, he sucks. - Yeah. - And it's like, just whatever side you're on. - Yeah. - And they just find clips and stuff on it. - But I will say, "Reciency bias" is definitely a play here, but with the amount of messy videos and the success of what are they called, VA Argentina. - It looks as if I'm a complete expert in soccer, so you know, take this with a grain of salt. But it looks as if the conversation on Messi or Ronaldo is definitely shifting in the direction of Messi. Even from the other greats talking about it, like even other soccer players are seeing all these clips and going, yeah, it's messy. It's messy. - I think this was Ronaldo's chance to even it up. - So you say Messi was ahead. - Yeah. If Ronaldo had an absolutely exceptional World Cup, they win it all. - And Messi, yeah. - It's like, I don't even know what the NBA equivalent would be for Messi. It's like, you can-- - It's Jalen Bronson. - If Jalen Bronson was 20 years, the greatest player. - Right. - If Jalen Bronson goes on a run for the next 20, it's like the longevity of LeBron. You can score like Jordan. You have handles like Kyrie. - Yeah. - And you do it for 20. Like, yeah, that's the only thing that compares. - Yeah. - I don't even know what would be close in basketball. - But it's interesting. What's up? - Good job. - I'm sorry. - Thank you. - I read it on Instagram comment. - But it's similar to Jalen, I think. And I'm not just saying this. - They actually do play kind of similarly. - They're undersized. - Yeah. - They, for whatever reason, get wherever they want to go. - In tight spaces. - In very tight spaces. And they're not that fast. Like, I don't know if any of us would look at Messi and be like, he's got him pop a speed, but he's quick. - But he's quick. He's quick. He gets to his spots wherever he wants to get to. And I think people used to compare it to Steph, but Steph game is so different because there's all these like long shots, whereas like Messi's getting to the cup if he wants to get to the cup, but there's nothing you can fucking do about it. - Yeah. - So I think they both have similarly confusing games, 'cause when you just see them, you go, there's no reason you should be so effective. And then you watch them play and you're like, you're the most effective person. - Yeah. This is an all-time great, Messi awkward moment. - Okay. - He's walking into like the training camp or whatever. - Oh, they're so excited. He goes, oh, oh, okay. (laughing) - Love it. - I love it. - Also, I saw this on Twitter. I actually thought this would be helpful for the American folks. This is World Cup semis in NBA terms. And I was like, ah, okay. So England, Loud Fan Base might finally be their year. Those are the next. - Ooh. - Spain, elite defense, led by a young superstar. - That's his first. - Argentina, can the goat carry them one more time to goal the state and then France, dominant roster, top to bottom, probably the best team on paper. Okay, see. - Very interesting. - Yeah. - Very interesting. - Any counter examples here? Any counter points? - No, I think that, I think the England next thing, - I just hate the spurs, Spain thing. - Being a spurs fan. - But it's. - But it's, it's low key. - Yeah, yeah. - The only thing I would say is that the Spanish game, like the spurs are known for like, boring fundamentals. And Spain is known for. - Tiki-taki, what? - Yeah, like, to me, I think it's almost like a more progressive style of soccer, right? And like, I wouldn't say flash, but like, there's an exuberant situation, Spain. It's not like a boring, slow plotting style, which is what. - It's kind of boring, in my opinion, watching Spain. - Why? - Because it's like a real possession. - Because it's like so systematized. Like, they play as such a unit that like, they're pretty patient, they build up, they score goals that are like, pretty technical, but not like a wow factor, you know? So it's kind of just like, all right, and they scored. That's how it feels watching Spain for you. - It's effective. - It's effective, they win, but it's just like, whereas like the old Spain I think was more exciting. - That's the Tiki-taka. - Yeah, and they're still kind of doing that, but it's just a lot more like, systematic and maybe less creative, but more effective. - Argentina being the warriors. Do you have any objections set? - I don't know enough about Argentina. - There are both have old teams. - Yeah, legacy with the go kind of, and like they have one chips in the past, and are they gonna be able to do it again? I think it's actually pretty solid. Also, I did hear another NBA comparison with Soccer that I was interested in. Someone compared Zlatan. And I don't know enough about basketball to know if this is a crisis. - He's a LeBron. - I heard. - Oh, I mean, give me another guess. - The LeBron story is-- - Give me another guess, give me another guess. - Okay, go ahead. - Is he a current player? - No. - How long has he been out? - To be honest with you, I don't know. - Did he play during your lifetime? - No, I don't think so. - No. - Magic Johnson. - People haven't compared in a magic, but that was not the highest voted one on Reddit. It was this guy, Dominique Wilkins. - No, that's hate. - They hate him, bro. - That's what they said. I don't know enough about that. - That's what the comments were like. Oh, that's actually pretty solid. That's Europeans don't know anything about basketball. - See, I don't know enough about Zalton or whatever they-- - Oh, it's not Zalton. - No, that's hate. - He never won like the big trophies, had like crazy highlights. Like highlights where you're like, "Oh, this is the most insane thing I've ever seen." - He never won a championship. He never won like a-- - There's a lot of trophies in Europe, so like he won like some of the local trophies, but never like the big ones. - Okay. - And so this is what the-- - So that's the knock on him. He never won the big one. - But is he a flashy player? - Who's Zalton? - Yeah. - Like the most flashy. Like has some of the craziest goals you've ever seen your life. Like if you look at his highlight really, you're like, "This must be the greatest player of all time." - But it's different types of flash. It's not like-- - This is how the comment characterizes it and what people liked. Amazing highlight reel came close to the MVP a few times, but never won it. One national title's but never got close to the two big ones, which is World Cup and Champions League. Career numbers are very good, but maybe not an all-timer. - Ooh, they're saying he's not an all-timer. - But for me, Zalton, his aura, his mystique is greater because he played for Sweden. And Sweden was never really a big factor. - So he didn't have a chance to actually compete at the World Cup. - But if you look at his highlights, you're like, "Oh, this is the greatest guy ever." - And then Harry, does Harry have a chip? - Yeah, with LeBron. - Oh, okay. - Outside of that, no. - There's another little fun little NBA crossover. - Yeah, you know, kind of. - Kind of interesting. - So what about his time in Barcelona? - I saw somewhere where he was like, yeah, I was miserable there. - Oh, maybe. I don't know. But like, do you know anything about his time in Barcelona? - No, I can't speak. - Because somebody was talking to him about happiness or something like that. He was being interviewed and he was like, "Are you happy? He was happiness's moments." He's like, "Sometimes you're happy. Sometimes you're not. Happiness is moments." My dream of whole life was to play for Barcelona. I went there and there was my nightmare. So happiness is moments. He's a sophisticated fucking thinker. - He's like a monk. - Yeah, like, yeah, like I would really love to talk to him. - Right? - Yes. - A lot of time, you got to come on the pod, man. Like I would, I'm very interested in his like competitive mindset but also just like life mindset. - Yeah. - It seems like he's really grinded his gears on everything that he's done. - Mm-hmm. - You know, it doesn't seem like his decisions are frivolous. - Yeah. - And I'm curious about that. - Yeah. - He seems like a fucking like a karate master. - Yes. - Yeah. - Where he just like knows the right things to say. He kind of speaks in like riddles sometimes. - I think he treats it like martial arts. - Yeah. - Yeah, his approach to it seems more martial arts-based. - Yeah. - Also, happiness is moments. Like what athlete you know would have a bar like that mean? - Yeah. - Yeah. - All right. So who do you have in the final? Tomorrow, Argentine versus England. - Uh. - Falklands revisited. - I think it's coming home, man. (laughs) - I think it's coming home. - I need to say, my sky's family's gonna be furious for me. - Now I'm with you. I'm fully with you. - I want England. I really do. - I want England badly. - I want England. - I want England to be already keen on going to be Spain. - And that's the true Nick's fan comparison right here. Right? It might finally be there a year. - So, according to Calcio, for the game tomorrow, okay, today, England advances 53% over Argentina. [BLANK_AUDIO] - What? - We're kind of crazy. - Why is that? - I don't know. I mean, England's been playing well. They got like maybe more star power. I don't know. - Like what? - Arducita got BB. - Yeah, but. (laughs) Arducita is a squeak and buy all their games. They beat like a one man down Switzerland, a squeak by a cape bear, a squeak by Egypt. - Yeah. - So it's like they haven't been playing like out of their minds. They've just been like barely getting by all these games. - Interesting. - Okay. - For his England's been looking pretty good. And then going into the final, they put Spain at a favorite at 58%. - Well, I think England's gonna do it, man. I think it's gonna be a historic year for underdogs. I think Nick Swinn, I think England wins. - And I think the English fans would appreciate him more. ♪ There'll be no fucking rowing in New York ♪ ♪ There'll be no fucking rowing in New York ♪ - Oh, that's awesome. - So we might have to go to the final if they're in it, but we gotta get that little cheat sheet with the chance before is there like a WhatsApp we can get on? - Oh, yeah, yeah. I've always wondered that. Like how do they know where to sit? Oh, how do they know like, hey guys, we're all gonna be on this goal. - No, when you're buying tickets. - Don't they do like that, is it? - Yeah. - Damn, I'm dumb. (laughing) - You going to the game tomorrow, man. - You already went to the france Morocco, June. - I was wondering, I was like, why are they all over there? - How was that? Before we get into Team Alaska, can you tell me about how? - Go into the games, it's just the coolest thing ever. - Outfield is no different by the way. - Yeah, right. - That's $200 worth of that. - I actually am. - You know what I'm talking about? - We're just walking to the stadium and seeing the field is just like, hold, it feel like you're in Harry Potter. It just feels like Quidditch. You're like, oh, damn. - Oh, different than watching an NFL football game? - I've never been in an NFL game. - Got it, so I can't say. - But I imagine similar. It's just like this massive, perfect green lush field. All the fans are just like awesome. And there's actually a ton of Morocco fans. Didn't expect how many there would be in Boston. They all came down from Montreal. - That makes sense. - Yeah. - And do they, is it charged up outside coming in? Like, when do you start feeling the energy? - I mean, getting in was, again, St. Fiasco. - Why? - I mean, just like the traffic, the stadium, the way it was coming. Like, I don't think they use the normal protocols that they use for past games because it was just crazy. Like, trying to get in, there was a nightmare. - Can't be worse than day three of the Jay-Z concert. - Oh, did you also go to that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So Timo Bosco, right to Jay-Z day three. So it really tested your patient. So we're gonna talk about that. - But then we got the greatest hookup ever. Dove got on the line with Lieutenant Mark. And Lieutenant Mark was like just a legendary dude from Boston, born and raised. And he's just a police captain that helped us park illegally on the median. - Okay. - And then every word that he used was just a different Bostonism. So he's like, yeah, it's Lieutenant Mark. Am I talking to Mark? And I was like, yeah, it's Mark. He was like, yeah, it's Mark. He was like, all right, Mark, you're gonna park your car? It seemed like he was doing it on purpose. He was like, you gotta go park your car up on the median, right in front of the Chick-fil-A park your car. And I was like, we were all laughing in traffic, trying to hold it in while he's on speaker phone. Being like, are you alone? And I was like, no, I'm with everyone. He's like, okay, all right. And you're like, I'm sure I could hear his laughing. And then we pulled up and dapped us up. - You messing again. - Dove goes, he goes, how far are you? How far are you away? And Mark goes, I don't know, a hundred meters. What the fuck? - I love it. - Literally. You guys, what, you're a peon? Am I talking to a European guy? - I was so funny. But yeah, it was amazing. Going to the game, it was nice going with Dove. You know, it was nice going with Dove. It was sad because it wasn't like the greatest showing. So it was kind of like a one-sided game. But we had a wonderful time. Yeah, it was truly amazing. All the games had been awesome. Tomorrow, I'm a little worried about because it's gonna be tense. - Because of the historical implications? - Yeah. - More tense than the French Morocco game? - Yeah, I don't know if there's animosity like that. - Really? - I don't know if it's the same way. Because France and Morocco, I think also, any type of colonized country, and I'm gonna speak out of turn here in a little bit. But I think there's a little bit of symbiosis because there's a lot of cultural trade over. So it's like, you're upset about the treatment. You love the coffee. But yeah, exactly. So the French gets some coffee. There's a Moroccan guy who lives down the street from you. Morocco, they speak a lot of French. There's something that's connected. Whereas Argentina and England, there was just a bloody war where a thousand people died and they hate each other. - Yeah. - Over some islands. - The knees are really give a fuck about them. - Exactly. - Yeah. And so it's like, that's just a blood feud. There's a quote that I heard from-- - How did England lose that one? - Well, I think they got it back, right? I don't even know who controls the Falcons right now. - Oh, I thought they lost that. - Miles, do you know who controls the Falcons? It's, oh, the Falcons are a self-governed British overseas territory. - So yeah, I think under a 2009 Constitution, the islands have full internal self-government. The UK is responsible for foreign affairs. So yeah, the UK one got it back. And the Argentines are not happy about it. - What's on these islands? Is it just having access in the region? - I'm assuming. - So they just put a base over there, some shit? - Something like that. - Got it. - But like, Margaret Thatfer was like, "Yo, we need that." That was reason, too. That she was in the '80s. - Margaret Thatfer, man. She, she did not get well fuck. She was like, it's so funny, does the interview have ever been like, "These islands are ours." And it's like, there are 10,000 miles away. You're not even close. - Yeah. - She was like, "It's obviously English." - That's it is. - But why? And she's like, "Look at it." - I mean, did she like create apartheid in South Africa? - Probably. - Look, I support Liverpool. So I hate Margaret Thatcher. And whatever they want to say, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, die, die, die. - Yeah, did she say it in a box? - She said in a box, there's something about that, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, they hate Margaret Thatcher. So I'm like, all right. They're up to something. I think they're on. - And also, they hate one of the newspapers. Is it the Sun? - Oh, yeah. - Right. - Did they? - I don't remember which one. But I think it was because they reported on the Hillsboro Massacre. - Yes. - Yeah, there was like a death of the state. It was that people got trampled or something like that. - Yeah, yeah. - But yeah, Maradona had a quote back in the day, which was playing against England. And the quote is like, basically saying like, we have to kill these people. - I'm assuming it's real. It's possible that it might not be. But I saw it on Twitter and it was like, these people killed our brothers. They killed our cousins and we're going to kill them. I was like, damn, all right. So we're going to see. Tomorrow is going to be, it's going to be a lot. - Do you really think England is a fly fuck about Argentina anymore? - I mean, I don't think so. - I don't even think about it. - They don't got money in ATM machines. - Maybe there was a point in time where there was some historical significance. - But anytime there's a world cup game and you got some hooligans, some proper geezers down there. - They don't bring it up. - Yeah, dude. The veneers are going to be in full display and they're going to go on average. And once you got the veneers out, - I beat them. - I beat them. - They took a break from a beat for this weekend to go down and fight some guys in Atlanta. It's going to be awesome. But yeah, the world cup's just the best. - Now, who are you going with? I'm going with my buddy Jaime and another one of our friends that will be down there. - Oh, man. - So it's going to be a nice little vibe. - All right, Alex, tell us about Teamahuasca. So just to put this in perspective for anybody who did not watch last week's episode. Alex planned on doing Ayahuasca and he was paying $200 for the session. We immediately called Neil Brennan, who's done tens of sessions. And he was like, that seems eerily low. Concerningly low, it should be five times the price of that. I would be very concerned. That's what he said to you going in on that, going into this. And you still decided to go. - Yeah, okay. - Because he, you know, he's just one of these gringos that gets tricked. What the fuck? - Sorry, this is a different video. I want to bring up later. It's a very funny video, but I'll bring up later. - Yeah. - Hey, though, but he's one of these, you know, Hollywood guys. It just gets tricked into anything and over-priced. But you know what it felt like? Going to the authentic Mexican spot that Mexican people are eating there. Because 90% of the people there only spoke Spanish. - Yes. - And all from South America. Like, Iceland had a field day. Put it like that. - Really? - Yeah. - So I felt like once I was there, I was like, oh, I'm doing the real shit. - Yeah. - So it takes to the experience. What happened? - Okay. Oh my God. Where I start so much. So you guys put that in my head. And I was worried about that. - It's this guy. - What? - Oh my God. Where do I even start? - Yeah, it's so much. - Oh my God. - I had to cry. - I used to cry. - I used to cry. - I used to cry. - I used to cry. - I used to cry. - Okay. - How are we called? - Former lapsuit. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I did kinda because I did all black. And then my next day outfit was all white. It's like, I'm born again. - Time of shit. So I did. There was some intention with the fit. - You weren't even happy. - I'm going to be so born again. - Yeah. - I'm not even going to talk about the connotations Alex has with the colors white and black. But like, you basically voice it all to yourself. - Stop. - Stop. - So you said you did eye-loss. - You did the black hat again. - Stop. - You didn't even support the black team, France. - That's part of the easy part of the colonizers. - You did the white Spanish. - You did it. - You did it. - There was two black plays on the Spanish team. You started. You go. - Yes. - You go. - Okay. - So you go, you're in your black outfit. You go. - Yeah. - Okay. - All right. So I go from Thursday filming, Charlotte main academics, then following day, Jay-Z day one. And then straight from the concert, I go home, pick up my stuff, drive to. Jersey. It was like that, some mansion. It was one of the guys who was partaking. He's a doctor. So he. - He offered to. - He offered to his place. Yes. - It was huge house. - In fact, if there's a doctor there, it's comforting. - Yes. - What kind of doctor? - I did not. - Powerpractor. - I did not. (laughing) But I was curious. I talked to him. I was like, "Yo, how do you do this?" And I know you believe in Western medicine. He's like, "No, Western medicine." Of course, I believe in it, but it's just so small. Just scratch the surface. Like, this is this. Like, and I'm like, "Okay, well, I feel good about that." So, yes, I have in my head the conversation that we had here, and I'm like, "Wonder it." I'm like, "Fuck, I hope I didn't get got." And you're like, "So we start the whole situation." I'm starting to feel like-- - You drink the drink. - I drink the drink. - You all sit around a circle. - We're all sitting around, yes, the mind is-- - Music playing. - Yeah, they're like playing-- - Doing the drums and that kind of stuff. - You're starting to feel some vibes. Are there, is there any talking that's happening and what language is it in? - Yes, so while the first thing we're doing is like, some powder, I don't know in the names of all this stuff, like Rapa and then some other stuff. So, whatever, that's cool. But you do have to take something to get your stomach. - I hate you. - That's what you wanna do. - I don't know what I'm talking about. - But you don't have another guess just for the joke. - It's got another guess that's not Rapa. - It is cool, that's what it's cool. - Okay, so you take the Rapa. - Yes, you take the Rapa. - You take the Rapa because it helps-- Sorry, well, it helps the DMT not get broken down into your stomach after you take the Iwaska. And so, but while that's happening, it takes a while for it to get in your system. So, we're all just talking like, you know, intentions, or why you're here, or just any comments or whatever. And so, like, everybody's going around, and then the doctor is translating everything for me because everybody's speaking in Spanish. So, - Is anybody sharing some wild ass shit that you're like, yo? - I would say super well. Like, there was one girl who recently got married, and she was like, conflicted with having to change her last name, or her parents are like, pressuring her that like, oh, you're giving up the family. She did Iwaska to decide whether she should change her last name? - No, no, no, that was just something that was on her mind. - She was the person with the least problems. - But she's right, imagine being the next person who's like, yeah, I was brutally fucked a lot. So, I don't even know if you're comfortable doing this powder. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. - So, yeah, we're all going around, we're doing that. And then we finally drink the Iwaska. - Is it hot? Is it cold? - No, it's cold. And actually, it's like a little sweep, but it's kind of bitter. It's like the same time, like they probably put something to make it a little bit sweeter. - What color is it? - It's like a dark, dark brown. - Okay. - So, yes, take that, and then they're playing music, or everybody just starts to lay down, 'cause it usually takes anywhere from like 30 minutes or an hour for it to, you know, feel the effects. And so, at this point in like time, it's starting to get a little blurry. I don't know exactly how much time passed by. So, I'm laying down, and then I start to feel like my body getting lighter. And it's like, it reminded me when I did the past life of regression when it felt like my spirit was kind of like lifting out of my body. And then it's, I'm feeling it elevate, and then all of a sudden I'm hearing noises, and then I lose concentration, and it like, drop back down, it's me. And so, then that happened like three or four times. And I'm gonna tell you the noises I was hearing. I didn't find that till after the fact what it was, but I'll keep going. So, it happens, and then I'm like, fuck, I need to concentrate harder. Like, I'm fucking it up. And then it stopped happening. And it stopped happening for like 10 minutes. And I'm like, these motherfuckers. (laughing) So now it's like, mind you, they take everybody's phones, take your car keys, 'cause they don't want anybody to like bugging out and shit. And so now I'm like, holy shit, I'm surrounded by a bunch of people laying down. I don't wanna interrupt this whole thing. I'm gonna have to lay here for five hours, wide awake, sober as fuck with no phone. This is gonna be horrible. Next thought I have, I'm being woken up and told I need to hurry up and run upstairs. (laughing) So everybody's in this commotion, grabbing this stuff, we're running upstairs. Let me just get to that part, because I find this out when I'm about to leave. Why we all had to run upstairs. So basically, there was a kid there that was doing it, 17. And they actually give this to kids. I didn't realize this, but like in Central and South America, like they give this like babies. They'll put it on their pacifier and like get them used to ayahuasca even at a young age. This kid, 17, I think like, he maybe has like behavioral issues or whatever the case is. So he's seeing one other lady, like vomit. And then it gets him sick and then he gets upset and he tries to leave. He's like, fuck this shit, I'm leaving. And so they're trying to like, you know, keep him here, calm him down, but he's just like, whatever. He gets access to his phone, calls 911. There's no way. Yeah, there's no way. So when they found out that he called 911, now you got a bunch of people laying on the ground, hi on ayahuasca, which is illegal. And there's a legal sign. Oh, no, no, no. Inside and outside a little, bro, no, no, no. Oh, mind you, I am so out of it. I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I'm just like, but you don't think you're out of it. No, it's like, at this point, do you know like all I do? Oh, yeah, when I woke up that point, I was like, oh shit, this is the real shit. Like it was a much stronger feeling than that initial situation. And I'm like, I'm in it. But usually you can still see where you are. So when you open your eyes, the world is regular. It's not like mushrooms where you're hallucinating or anything like that. You close your eyes, a fucking movie is going on. Like what? Like I'm seeing geometric shapes. I'm seeing like the best way I can describe it. I don't know, you probably didn't see some movie. Doctor Strange, multiverse of madness, right? There's a scene where he's going through all these different, like different universes. And it's like, first it's ward or first it's geometrical shapes. There's this glass shattering shit like that. I'm seeing that. And at the same time, I'm having memories from my life, just like replaying and stuff like that. And then surprising enough, it's like all stuff from like the past month. And I'm thinking I was going to just like, oh, go back and go into my childhood and it's like trauma's an orchard. It was just replaying this last month, which is really fun. Like I see all you guys popped up. Like my girl, family, all that type of stuff. But I said the game, but it was just crazy. It was just all recent stuff. And the craziest thing or the biggest takeaway so far that I've processed was that I'm talking to my different consciousness at the same time. So I'm talking to my consciousness, my subconscious, and other things. It's happening simultaneously and I'm aware of everything. It is so crazy. So I imagine this memory is playing. I'm like the director and I'm acting in it and I'm the audience member and controlling the cameras is one time I'm watching the memory. And then it just zooms out and then it's, I'm watching it birds I view. And then there's still geometric shapes going on here. While I'm picking about this memory and talking about it and being in it at the same time. Like it was Nazi prop at all. - Yeah, like in the beginning stage, when you're given the first stuff to, that's what makes you a little bit nauseous. - The Rope, throw up, not the eyewarski. - No. - So did the police come? - They did. - And they went downstairs? - Yeah, they went there. They cleaned up everything. And so they took the kid, took the mom, they went to the hospital. Mind you, the mom had two other kids there, eight and 10. So, are you doing it? - No, they weren't doing it. But later on that night, the child protected services came and interviewed the kid. - Oh my God. - Luckily, everything's fine, the kid's fine. Mom didn't get in trouble. But yeah. - This is $200 ayahuasca. - No, no, that, right? - No, no, no, it's not. - He went on well with her ayahuasca. - After when I'm leaving. And from the girl that invited me, she's like, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry." I'm like, "Why are you apologizing?" I was like, "No, from what happened." And it's like, "What happened?" I'm like, "I had no idea." And she's like, "You know, all the commotion and the police and all that." It's like, "The police are hitting like that huck in." Whereas like, "Did I almost get locked up?" Like, "What the fuck?" And then that's when I found out all that stuff happened. And she felt so bad. She's like, "I don't want this to be your first experience." And I was like, "Yo, I had the most amazing time." - I'm gonna offer you a free, no, no. - That's fucked up. (laughing) - The cops come, they move you to a different room. You got off for a little reason. - If you're at a restaurant and the cops show up and they have to be like, "Hey, we're gonna move you to the dining room." - They're gonna come to meal. - You got to come to meal. - I don't know how much cheaper she could make it. (laughing) - That's the thing. - Like, trust me, the lady that does this, she's been practicing medicine for like 35 years. Her parents and her grandparents all did this. Like, she's from a lineage of like medicine people. - Ayahuascaidus. - Yeah. And so she has a license from the Colombian government that allows her to travel with. Because I was wondering, I was like, how do you get it into the state? She's like, no, no, she's legally can travel with all the stuff. - Like, out of Colombia. - Out of Colombia. - You can't get it into America's. - No, no, no, like she can travel with it. 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It's not necessarily a vision. It's like a feeling and it's like oh wow I can feel how small I am in this grand scheme of things. And it's like some of some of these shapes and things like I can't even imagine seeing the things that I saw. Like I'm like seeing stuff for the first time. It's just really it was such it was enlightening it was really fun Because I was like scared. I was like oh fuck what if I don't come back? What if it's changed me forever? Like I was scared going into it. I will absolutely do it again. Really? Absolutely without a question. I'm going to wait some time. I want to like think journal a little bit process. Probably maybe like a year. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. So you're not in any rush. No, I'm experiencing it. And so the doctor he put it the best way. He's like think of the medicine like your iPhone. You can pick up your phone. You have access to all the information in the world. But when you pick it up you only get a little bit of information. What you're searching for that one time. Yeah. It's like when you take the medicine you have access to all the answers of the universe. But every single time with you sit with it you're only going to get a little bit. And it's going to be a different experience every single time. No two times are going to be the same. And it's like think of it like information. He's like some people go into it looking for like Oh, I need to be healed or whatever. He's like, no, you're just getting information with that information. Yeah. I was like, I really think Mark especially because this Mr. Curious, he wants to know everything. And I'm like, you would absolutely love it. And it doesn't feel like your own drugs. I love the fact that I open my eyes and the world's regular. That's it was comforting. I'm like, Oh, even though this shit lasts like eight hours. Yeah. That was a time I woke up and I thought it was done because I was like, OK, because you feel it. It comes in waves. So like when you close your eyes when you're like at the top of the wave, the everything going on is a lot more. And then when you're when you're at the bottom of the wave, it's like, it's still happening, but it's like less intense. So when I was like towards the end of a wave and then it wasn't coming back, I was like, OK, I guess this is towards the end. And then maybe like probably like six hours passed by whatever I was like, OK, it makes sense. So like I start to get up, walk around. I have like a banana. I like eat a little bit, drink whatever. And then I was like, I'm kind of feeling tired. I sit down for a bit, close my eyes. Boom. I'm back. Yeah. Wasn't that feelings of interconnectedness. Not so much. I was thinking because from all the research I've done and people that I've talked to who I've done it, they're like, Oh, they can feel or see the other people in the room. I had none of that. Like it felt like I was alone when I closed my eyes. Do they use tobacco at all? Yeah. That's one of the things they give you. And that's just weird. It's like they like blow it up your nose. And it's like it's intense as fuck. That's your like, I was like, whoa. That gets you back. No, no, that's in the beginning stage. It kind of like they say, it like cleanses you and helps your body be more like open. So what's about to happen? Right. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. I'm telling you. Everyone should do it. Any experience that you had or anything that you thought about that you won't share? Good things, but I thought about my girl a lot. And like in a way where it's just like, Oh, I need to be better because she's like, amazing. Oh, so you had a lot of gratitude. Yay. Oh, that's good. That's mother Gaia. See, that's what happens. That's what I'm saying. I was because you see the female, the perfect female, the divine female. That's why women are cool if that's taken it, you know what I mean? And then you take it and you come back out and you're like, dude, my girl's awesome. And they're like, yeah, take care. Yeah. I'm telling you, I know you're convincing me a little bit. Yeah, but I like it doesn't even feel like one of those things you can take and go crazy. Everybody, there is like, all right, regular, normal. You feel normal. Yeah. And then when it's over, everybody's back to being normal. Yeah, it's like there's no hangover feeling. Like I felt perfect. I'm always curious how they figured it out. Doesn't that I can never, I can never get to the bottom of break it down. Like because I forget exactly where I was like originates and was like the jungles of like, I don't know, Brazil. I don't think it originated in one place. Like I think indigenous cultures all through like central and south we're doing versions of it. I'm like, you have to take two brews for it to work. Yeah. And I'm like, how do they discover these two things when you mix them together and you drink them simultaneous, they're one after the other that it creates this effect? It's like an Onal Palmer. Who's they got the Onal Palmer? Well, I do think it was like probably a mistake first time. You love ice tea and then you go, that could be good together. Yeah, like you just mix and shit. Like if you ever tried mole, yeah, mole is fire. Yeah, back in the day, making food was just mix and shit. So I don't think they intended it to like make you meet mother guy. But they ran out of cilantro and they're like, all right, throw that in there. And then they like, this batch of fucking tacos is incredible. That's right. I do want to try smoking the DMT because it's like much shorter. Like this is like, you have to fucking devote a weekend to it. Yeah, it's such an Americanized version of it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, okay, well, what's the fun part of just the DMT? Okay, we'll find a synthesized version of it. Yeah. And then they used to end the Amazon. They would smoke it too. But they could isolate the DMT to smoke where you have to go into my process. Really? It's really just like a root. You grind it up and yeah, yeah, it's smoking. Boom, takes you there immediately. Yeah, I remember a girl, a burning man offered me some. This was like, it's just years. I think maybe my first burn thing, I was just kind of like wandering or maybe my second, I forget. And then like, I met this girl and it was just like instant vibes. And we were just kind of like talking. And then she was like, here, do you want? I was like, what is it? Because I didn't even smoke weed, I think at the time, whatever. She's like, it's DMT. And I was like, I think it was a pin. Does it come in? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I was like, I'm good. And the second I said, I'm good. It was like some sort of cosmic separation between the two of us. I don't know what that was about. And it didn't feel like, I wonder if she was already high? Probably. With like, you know what I mean? With all the respect. I mean, you're a cat shouldn't be wrong. I don't want you to get it wrong. But she was definitely tripping balls. It felt like me saying no, like not unless he scared her. But like, it was like, oh, we're not on the same vibe. Yeah. Well, I'm on a wave right now. And I think you're on the same wave. And then you're like, nah, I'm not on the wave. And she's like, oh, we're not. We're not like the initial moment felt like it was like the world presented to us to each other or something like that. And then I was like, I think I'm good on DMT. And then it was like, the world has not presented. It was that stark as separate. My buddy that has such a funny story of doing DMT. Maybe I've told you before, but in brief, he had like written out this whole journal. And he was like, okay, I want to work on this. And I had to think about this thing and my relationship with this person that had this whole thing. Lays in his bed, rips the pen, falls back, and then goes and sees bunch of like elves. And the elves are like, isn't that part of it? You see like the gnome or something? Yeah, which I think happens more with DMT than I was. It's like results may vary. And he's like, he's in a waiting room and they're like showing pictures and stuff and they're like, yeah, you can't go in yet. You're not ready. And he's like, come on, has them in. And then they're like, all right, fine. And so then they open up And he goes in like a club, and there's like a elf DJ, and like all the elves are partying, and they're like, "Yo, he's here!" And they're all excited. They're like, "Yo, the dunes here!" And they're like showing around, and they're showing 'em all the shit. And it's legit, it feels like five minutes. And then he walks out back through the same way to room to show 'em some more pictures. They're like, "Look at our furniture." And it's all like weird fucking, like dolly-esque furniture. And then he like zaps back out, just laying his bed, and then looks at his notes that have like, "Think about your mother!" And he's like, "The fuck!" And he just went to a party with the elves. And they're like, "Oh, dude!" And that was the whole experience. So he was like, "I didn't really get much out of it." But he said, like his takeaway was like, "That's kind of the point. 'Cause I went in trying to fix my whole life when really I just need to be kind of having fun." And like, "Yeah." And I was like, "Oh, that's a good way to go." - I'm glad that I did this, 'cause I've been thinking about doing Iowa Oscar for years now, but it was like, "Now I wanna be in a place where I'm like, I feel good, you know, like not like, "Oh, I'm working through something." - Yeah, you don't wanna, I love the fact that the Iowa Scarrow said that it's not a place to go for a quick fix. I think a lot of times people are like, either really suffering or dealing with something, and then they go there for this quick fix. But going there for exploration and like being open to whatever interpretation of these events you have, yeah, I think that's a good reminder. Even for life, you know, like I think, so often we're trying to like control life. And allowing yourself to interpret life in either the best or worst possible way for whatever you're going through is a choice. And sometimes I guess we need to induce stupid drugs. - Yeah. And then maybe you being all the people in the play is kind of a part of it, you know? It's like you are the person watching this right now. You're me, I'm you, you're Miles, and maybe we're all the same thing. Fucking hell, no. And then you left that and you went straight to this. - Oh yes. - Did you literally go straight from there directly to this concert? - No, I first did an episode of A.M. Mortings. So I slept, I actually drove home Saturday night. So I got there Saturday early like 8 a.m. We drank around 10 and then I think I left the round midnight. Well, so I left, slept in my own bed, woke up. - Are you eating anything while you're there? - No, not really, because we're starving at the end of it. - Yeah, like when I got home, I like found pizza and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause you have to fast like the day before. So day one, I'm at the JZ concert and I was in the suite with Charlemagne. And you know, sweet, they have all this food, drinks, - I can't touch it now. - Any of it. - What about water? - Water, yeah. That's only like, what? Imagine just like, oh, all this food. - I wouldn't bet. - I know. - It also drives probably immaculate. - Yeah. - But at concert, it was fine. I was still at the, still had all the energy in the room. - Okay, tell us about the Sunday JZ concert. - So the Sunday JZ concert. So I get there and I was worried. I was like, for anybody on a wear Sunday, something happened. And they delayed the concert start for like four hours. - Yeah. - So that's why Sunday was like different than the other days. - But it's like Yankee Stadium, it's like an acid. - Yep, so bring it down, what's happening? - So I get there around 815, show supposed start at 8. But I do remember Friday, the show didn't start until like almost nine. So I'm like, eh, whatever, I'll take my time. So I get there and when I got there, they already said, oh, gates are closed. I'm like, what do you mean gates are closed? And so they're like, uh, we don't know security issue. So I'm texting everybody. I'm like, hitting Charlman, I'm hitting like the security guy inside. It was like, all right, so what I'm hearing is that people showed up early. They bum rush to get inside because they didn't have tickets. And it's too big of a security risk for Yankee Stadium because if they gotten with a weapon, now Yankee Stadium's liable, if anything happens. And it's just going to cause them way too much money if some shit happens. So it seems as though they locked down the doors and tried to track all those people that came inside via cameras. - Whoa. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's what I'm hearing from the security people. - And this is a video of people getting in. - So there were people who bum rushing got in? - Yeah. Yeah. So imagine if anyone of those people got in with a gun and then goes on like a mass shooting or whatever, that Yankee Stadium's clothes fair or a new owner is so good, have to take over. - And if you're someone that's not getting in, you're like, yo, I'm just going to hide out in the bathroom for an hour. - Yeah. - Wait for the concert to start. They're going to start eventually and then I'll just walk in. - Yeah. - Oh. - So now they have to go through all the fucking cameras, try to track every single person in this giant stadium. And it took them about three to half hours. - And they found all the people? - Yeah. I'm not sure, but I would think so if they went through with the show, I think so. But Jay-Z didn't start, like people out inside were upset, people outside were fucking pissed off. Like it was. - I knew somebody left. He was there with his kid. - Yeah. - And he ran to my friend of mine left too. - 10 minutes before he started. - Oh. - I know. - Waited four hours and then he heard rumors that they weren't going to start. So he got his kid. He got school in the morning. It's like, oh. - Oh, no. I kept checking with him. I'm like, show me. - They're a rock nation employee, right? Is this show happening? - Dom was there and he was texting me and he was like, yeah, I'm with the live nation guys right now. They said they're going to do it. - Okay. - That's going to happen. So I was like, okay, it's going to happen. How long are they going to push it? And then are they going to do anything in the interim? Like what is the? - Yeah. - I think they just had a DJ on. - But barely almost. - Yeah. - And then, okay. So once it goes, the concert is going to start. What is the reaction? - Oh, everybody, like instantly forget that they were just upset and it's immediate hype. - And what is the first sound that they hear? - What was, I think he started it with the intro to a reasonable doubt, which is just like a heartbeat. - Yeah. - And until, like, once people heard that, it's just like, ah, yeah. - Because I imagine a lot of people that night were like, yo, it might not happen. - Yeah. - So they went from, it might not happen to, it's going down. - So immediate hype. - Once they opened the gates and started letting people in, we figured, okay, the show was going to go on. Because like, what would you let everybody inside if you planned to? - And first night was Eminem, as a guest? - No. Beyonce, fuck, dream, Memphis, bleak. - Oh, that was first night. - Yeah. Beyonce came out first night and third night. - And last night. - Wow. - And then also Rihanna? - Yeah. - And Rihanna, young GZ, fucking Jada, Fat Joe, Ferrell, it was crazy. - Honestly, probably the best concert ever. - Really. - But of course, I'm biased. This is my favorite artist. But the fact that you just have all these heavy hitters, that they're one waiting four hours for the show to start. - Yeah. - As Beyonce, you made, wait, four hours for it to start. - Yeah. - And Rihanna and all these people. - Young GZ, I heard canceled his own show to be that. - No way. - Oh my gosh. - He had a show to it. - Wow. - Was it cool being in Yankee Stadium? - Yeah. - Like a concert there. It was. - It felt so New York, like the opposite of Vinnick's game. (laughing) - In San Antonio. - Yeah. - Yeah. - No, but I know how you were saying, like MSG didn't feel like-- - Game three. - Yeah. - Game four, it felt like-- - Oh, okay. - But game three. Game three, game four, I was in the-- - But this felt like-- - You, you. - Yeah. - Like this was crying. - Also, even if you're not from New York-- - You dress in a park 'cause you know it's a New York moment. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Lot of times. - But I'm telling you, it was like, I would say average age is like mid-30s, like-- - At least. - Yeah. - But this shit was fire. I was so hyped. It was probably the best week of my life. - Really? - Yeah. - I don't know how to adopt this. - So nobody, once it started, nobody cared. - And then it went on for how long? The concert. Two and a half hours or something like that? - Three hours. - Oh my god. So people didn't get out there until three in the morning. - Yeah. I didn't get home until like 4.45. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - DMT is still ripping through your legs. - Tonight. - Tonight. - And everybody just hyped. Even in a box. - Everybody was just-- - 'Cause it was such a good show. It's like, how could you be mad? - Yeah. - Like everybody's hype. - Yeah. - I'm fucking, like, I'm in like the little 160. I should have been on the floor. But whatever. I'm in the 100 checks and it's like, I'm around some heavy fans. Like, I'm just bribing with the fans that are like super hardcore, which is rapid every single lyric. - Yeah. - And then the girls around are just like making hype and beyond. - Yeah. - 'Cause I was like that, but I'm just up. I know whoever was behind me was pissed. 'Cause I didn't see that at all. Oh, so fuck. - Dude, I wanted to go, man. - I don't know. - You're a j-fan. - Um, genuinely, I, I don't know. I'm like, I just want to be with the family. I don't know what to say. I know it sounds like a- - Yeah, I was sacked, but this is like, this was a moment. - I know, I know. I thought about it. But it was like, same reason I didn't go to the, what's it called? - World Cup game. - The World Cup game. You know, it was just like, same reason I didn't go to the Connor fight. Like, my buddies were all going to the Connor fight. They were all going to the party max and like, you know, I got some friends, Ryan. And, um, but I, yeah, it's like I'm doing this movie out in L.A. And like, I don't know, my family's not going to come the next two stints. I go out there and like, I don't know. The kids are like, this awesome age. And I've had kids late. So all my friends with kids are telling me like, man, it goes fast. And I keep thinking about that every single time my daughter's like, "Dad, can you give me a bath?" Or dad, like, or she wakes up at night and she's asking me to like lay down with her. And I think about that. Like literally every single moment. I'm just like, all right, how many times am I going to be able to do this? - Yeah. - How many times am I going to be able to pick her up and throw in the pool? like eventually she'll get to an age where either she's too heavy or she's like, "Dad, stop throwing me up in the air and catch me full," which is like seven years, eight years? Yeah, so like, I don't know. I just frame things in that way. And I respect. Yeah, we want to just spend as much time with them as I can. And I don't wish. It should be she would have been I. And again, I think if it's like, I knew I wasn't going to be away for 10 days in L.A. and then come back for four and then away again for 10 days, I think I would have been no question. Let's do it. If I was just hanging in the city and then there's no question. I'm going out and going. That's why I'm excited for my kid to get old enough where I can start taking him to stuff and having him appreciate it because then he's off to choose. Then you just get all the look. It's like, "Hey, someone has an opportunity to go to a thing, buy a ticket, bring your kid." Yeah. He has an amazing experience and then you're like, "Oh, great. I just did all of them." But it isn't weird. It comes with me everywhere, bro. Shit. I brought this easy to the nicks gate. That was crazy. But it is a weird feeling. It is a weird feeling because I don't feel the FOMO. Yeah. But if you asked me for kids, I would feel it. Isn't that so funny? The people who ask me to say, "Man, you probably got to give up a lot of stuff." You don't give up. You don't feel like it. You do way less stuff. Way less. And you don't go to things. Yeah. But it's not FOMO. No. It's like, sometimes I have the opposite FOMO. Because I've gone to stuff and been like, I would have much rather just done bad time. Or like my wife will send me a picture of them reading and I'm like, "Oh, that seems way better." Yeah. Like a standing on the sheet right now. I'm this sucks. Yeah. And especially given the nature of what we do, we already are going to be spending less time with them because we'll be on the road. We'll be doing a project or something. So it's if we were just doing working every single day during the week and then you get to see them for dinner and you get to see them on the weekends, like my folks did for me. It's like, "Okay, well, yeah, go rip a concert, go do whatever." But it feels, I think it feels a little indulgent when I'm already taking the time way. But yeah, I was surprised to not feel like the, it looks so cool and it looks so awesome. There's a part that wants to go. And that's where you wish you could teleport. Yeah. As we go, you're like, "Oh, can I take a helicopter and then drop right into it?" And I'm like, you start doing the logistics of it. But yeah, I don't know for whatever reason I did. I was like stoked that like, Doug was texting me. It was happening. I'm in bed, like texting. I'm like, really like interested, like excited by it. And I'm texting Charlemagne. Like, "Well, what do you think is actually happening?" Like, and he's texting jokes back that I'm taking serious. And I'm like, "Do I share this with other people who are asking me what's happening?" Like, Charlemagne told me something that it was the reason for why it was delayed. They're like, "I didn't think it was a joke at first." And then Eagle went, you know, to come eat an Eagle. It's texting me, like, "Yo, do you know what's happening?" And I almost texted it to him. Once it goes to Eagle, it's everywhere. And I had to hit Charlemagne back, like, "Yo, is this a joke or not?" And then he just, "How hot?" And I'm like, "Ooh, thank God, I just start doing what I was very close." You probably made the right decision not going to the McGregor fight. Bro, with the without kids in the equation, because that was sad. It was just tough to watch. Yeah. I was gonna one day it felt like I missed so much. That's a day people told me that fucking, what's Mitch McConnell died of? Like, "Yo, did you see this con or fight?" I'm like, "Yeah, how'd I miss so much?" "Why don't I see a wolf change the world?" No, the counter-fight, man. That was, uh, it just kind of a bummer, you know? It was. It was a bummer. Because, like, I'm happy that Max won, but it's like, I think even Max is like, "I feel bad for Max a little bit." I want to fight. Like, I trained a lot for this. I think that a whole camp. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, there's multiple ways of looking at it. Right? Because you're like, I feel bad. There's a part of me that, like, never wants Max to get punched again. Because I just think he's just the best guy. Yeah. And I'm like, "Wait, you can make tons of money and I can punch." That's awesome. Yeah. But there's also a part of me that looks at, like, this man has dedicated his life to this thing. And he only gets to do it 35 times in his life, maybe total. Is that the guy almost fucked up, Mark? No, no, no, no, no, no, Max would never. And that guy wouldn't. Yeah. Absolutely. But, um, but no, Max is the boy, bro. And you, you, uh, you hung out Max. Yeah. Yeah. And he was a true Hawaiian. Yeah. Like, that's the only way to really describe. Shout out, "Why not, bro?" Shout out, "Why not, man?" Like, he's a fighter, but that is kind of the Hawaiian spirit a little bit. That's it. Like, they will scrap and throw down, but also it's, like, shoes right on. Yeah. Yeah. It's both. Yeah. Just the most smiley, relaxed people who will absolutely beat the fucking dog shit out of you. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Do you think he was injured before? Yes. So the question I think now isn't whether he was, I think it's whether he was aware of the extents. It is very possible that he just jump, does the kick and then lands in that angle. And you could see the knee kind of buckle inward, which is like usually what an ACL or MCL injury is. But it's also the case that these guys in fight camp, no guy goes into a fight healthy. You were literally fighting to train for a fight. Have you ever had a fight that you walked out and you're like, oh, I feel great. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, I was fucking jogging yesterday. I rode my ankle. That's it. It's a two week job. So it's like, at least guys are doing that every day for training. So everything I imagine hurts going into a fight. So no one's 100% healthy, but you fucking stiff upper lip it. Yeah. The question is, I heard he was practicing that exact kick in the locker room. They show a video of it and he looks pretty good. Okay. Okay. And now everybody's reading into everything. He was taking off his shoe and he kind of like hobbles a little, you know, there's all these different things. The way that it, what I thought was so interesting about it, and I think there's a lot of things they're adding to it is if you looked at his demeanor day of the fight, it was so different than we've ever seen Connor look going into a fight. What do you say? I don't know. Again, he hasn't fought for five years. He got to into alcohol and maybe other substances. He'd even acknowledged as much. And that kind of got like a grip of him. And then it looked like he had pulled himself away from that. We hope. And then dedicated himself one more time. And I think he was looking at this as like this beautiful rebirth, you know, like maybe he connected with God in a different way. And he was hoping to have that same rebirth. And then he went back to the source of all his pride. Did he wear the money? Did he? No, the best is the secret best. If he's reborn still in a darkness. So I wonder, I wonder if it's like, so there's a part of him. I felt really bad because I imagine he was like, I'm going to be reborn in this thing that I dedicated my life to before the money, before the fame. When I was doing it, just to be the best at this specific thing. And then he goes out there, tries to do it, then immediately snaps me. And he can't even deliver. Even if he went out on a shield, he could do it with a sense of bravery and honor. But going out on like that, it's like just that. And there's a moment where it looks like he like breaks down in the ring. He like, Max says something to him and then he like covers his face and he like, I think goes down on his knees. And then he gets back up and I think he tries to like fight through it. But of course, you know, Twitter and Reddit are going to do all these things. But he was going to a pain management institute and all this other stuff. And it's like, okay, yeah, maybe he was feeling pain because he's kicking shit for two months, getting ready for a fight. Yeah. People are like, why would he open up with that kick? I saw a compilation of him opening like all of his fights. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does like a crazy thing. Yeah. But again, it's just like, he just wanted, you would hope that he wasn't injured going in. There's a chance that his knee was compromised. Like his elbows been compromised or his leg is in compromised. Like, when he fought Dustin and he shattered his leg, it's like, that was probably compromised going in. But he was like, you know what, I'm going to fight anyway. When he won the championship and then won the other one at the same time, he was also probably compromising. So I wonder if in your head, as a fighter, you're like, yeah, my knee hurts, my shin hurts, my fucking jaw hurts. But like, this is what we do. Probably the age recovery thing as well. Of course, you know, my knee hurt like this five, ten years ago. And I fought through it in one. But it's not the same knee. All right, guys, stay break for a second. 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I have like a little bit of a soft smile for Connor, I know like reputationally, there's all sorts of things going on, but even just reading this, it's like damn, like my head's gone, destroyed, I had no injury, injuries going into the fight, I was throwing cakes, planting, jumping throughout the camp as well as backstage before the fight, came out of nowhere, I'm beyond dark here, I can only describe it as hell. Damn, yeah, I was so sharp and so ready for this fight, can't believe what has happened. They're talking to me being off while walking into the fight as nonsense, I was calm, ready and confident, I'm in shock. What has taken place? The devil is literally staring at me right now in front of my face here, I'm not engaging, we'll be a church tomorrow, I will ever come. Check on, check on, contact, oh absolutely, check on him, like that's a dark. Then he's like very much found God again, again it's difficult to know like really what's going on, but and it's seen that he had found it before. And like, yeah, I don't know, I have a soft spot for him as well, like he reached the pinnacle, the highest of the highest, and I think that like he was, so he was getting asked questions in his conference, like, you know, sometimes maybe it feels a little different from your support from Ireland, like I don't know, maybe the Irish support for him, lesson or whatever, I don't know exactly what the relationship with him and Ireland was, but like, yeah, you almost like, he just kind of want to see somebody who's, who's had it, then he's down and out and struggling, like give another chance to live up to that thing that he could possibly be. And maybe it wasn't this time, but you hope he finds a way. Yeah. You know, I mean, what a fucking life this guy's lived. Crowned. You know, I'm fucking welfare, they're going to be a double champ, making hundreds of millions of dollars. And then squandering the thing that like, maybe he wanted all the whole time. You know, it's like, yeah. Don't he got a case on him now? Damn you with the alley got so well. You with the alley got so bad. Everybody talks about him so poetically, but nah, like, no, because yeah, I don't think it passed that shit kind of easy. No, no, I don't think it's because I think a lot of times it's not about, yeah. But like, I don't think it's about the person as much as like, you want to know that that's possible. Okay. In life. Good. Like, I think sometimes like people are representations for what we hope can happen in the world. You know, like, you're seeing this guy get humbled humbled now because he's still hundreds of millions of dollars. He's still a fucking yacht in Dubai. He can live. Does he still have a family? He still has all the fucking things. So we're putting this like sad story on someone who's like, he's going to be all right. You know, I mean, like, okay, so he didn't get to come back after five years and then knock out one of fucking greatest MMA fighters in history and Max Holloway and then have everyone love him again. Yeah. It does seem we wanted to see the Rocky story. Yeah. That's the thing. I don't know if I have a vested interest in Conor's like the person because I don't know this person. Exactly. But it's sort of in like his, his legend as a, as a mythical figure. Yeah. You want to see. I'm trying to think of like a historical archetype. You know, like, I want to like a dissuist type shit. Yeah. It's like you want to see a dissuist get home. Yeah. Like, is he going to be able to get home? And who knows what home is? Like, maybe home ain't knocking people out anymore. Yeah. But maybe home is helping people. Maybe home is helping the people in Ireland that we're in similar, similar situations as him. You know, do you think he hangs it up? This is the toughest time in any fighter's life. When you get older in general, sports break you. So it's like he's already broken one leg. Now he's the other knee. He's going to recover this and he's going to put so much stress on the other leg while recovering this that that one's probably going to be weak or like what happens is your body gives up before your brain gives up. And then athletes naturally are so competitive. They don't know what else to do. So they'll find that this right here never stops thinking you're great or maybe it has moments where you're humbled, but like never stops wanting to be great. But that's why I have so much respect for Kabin. Like at the peak of his career, he's like, I'm done. I did it. I submit to a law. I'm going to train these boys to be great fighters. He just like taps out. It's like he played it perfectly. I respect. He did. I was good. We're just enlightening people man. He got gone, bro. You guys are going to make me know. But that's the thing is like, and Kabin is managed to like stay in the spotlight for sure. But I think, but I think what happens a lot of times for guys is like, you find out what you wanted in this thing in the first place. It's like, if you like the competition of going out there and just like sparring and stuff, you can do that without the bright shiny lights and all the money. And maybe he could be learned that he didn't need that. Maybe he's got enough money. And then maybe he learned that there was joy in other places. Some people learn that they like the shiny lights. And this is just the only way they could get it. And now they have to do this horrible thing for their mind and body so they could get their fix. Over here, which is just the love and adulation of the people. Yeah. I do like the Catholic turn. I mean, just posting like the whole creed right here. You would. I support anyone Catholic. But I think he was on it before, no? I, I, I, I was tracking it. But seeing it here, I'm like, fire. Come on, dude. I can fess one. Dapsism for the forgiveness of sins. I love that. But I mean, you know, McGregor's not doing so good, but at least Mitch McConnell was better than ever. It seems like. Yeah. You've seen these videos going around. Son, he's so funny. He's popping out. Oh, that's fire, bro. I mean, you're telling me this guy's sick. Dude, this guy can definitely run the country. He's in a great, he's in great shape. Look at his wife. His wife is happy. He's showing you. Okay. The wildest shit is though when he has this, whatever health issue. And then she just went to China for bad luck. Yeah. I mean, her job is done. Hey, hey, she better go back home before they arrest her answer. Right? Yeah, it's a little sketchy time. That's funny. Son, they're sketchy crazy. She never like the vice president or something. Think about it. You know what's sick? Go, go, go, go. No, it's just people aren't really putting enough emphasis on it. You're in the hospital. Your wife just takes a trip. Son, there's no reason for your wife to take a trip. She's not a doctor. They got doctors there. She got stuff to do, bro. That's crazy. That's great. If if everything wasn't a conspiracy now, like, you know how nobody believes anything we can't even like we it's just like, I don't even know where the Charlie Kirk trial is right now. Like, you know, what's happening? But nothing is real and nothing is fake. We just live in like post-truth for whatever it is, right? It is a little bit of a shame because if we still lived in the, we believe everything era, this story and the Lindsey Graham story would have the internet on fire. I don't even worry about this. So Jimmy Kimmel posted a picture on Instagram with him in the hospital. Yeah. And I DM them like, yo, you okay? And he sent me back a Twitter of Mitch McConnell. And I was like, you motherfucker. The one time I believe, the one time I believe that, you can go. I still think that's hollanda. I think I know. I think I'll know. Anyway, the point being it's like, this is an insane story. What they are alleging, what the conspiracy theorists are alleging. The one with Mitch McConnell like what he actually has died. And if his death isn't announced until after the election, then I think they can like just insert anybody that they want in place. Is that the idea? If it's announced after mid August, they don't have to do a special election and do the original election that they're planning on doing. He's retiring. God, they would do the original. But if they do, if he dies before, they would do a special election. And the special election could be screwed up because other people could join Thomas Massey joins. And that's maybe what they're trying to avoid. Yes, they're trying to. So they're trying to say that he's alive when everybody's like, nah, my man is dead and his wife fled the country. And that was like some high ranking Chinese government people or something like that. I don't know exact details. But like what world do we live in where this isn't even a crazy story anymore? It's just kind of funny. Yeah. And then like Lindsey Graham goes to fucking Ukraine, visits the drone shop, visits the drone shop and then gets back in a timeline that according to the Iranian Twitter channel is not possible to get back. And now he's dead. And then his sister finishes his turn. How the fuck does that work? What? How do you get to throw your sister in? All people are talking about it is how gay you are. Not even that he possibly got to take it out by another country. He gave it. You know what? If I, but if I was our government, we had to come and we had to cover up the fact that a foreign country murdered one of our government representatives. I would say, yo, say you sucked his dick. Because now we're talking about how you sucked his dick. Not the fact that Putin took out one of our, oh, that's more our senators. And maybe that's why Putin took them out because he's gay. Oh, we can't have that shit in you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is I go, you're getting too close. Yeah, too close. We'll do that shit over here. I'm pretty sure Russia came out. They said we have no gay people in our country. That was Iran. No, I think Russia said they're like five years old lesbian singing girls. They got them out. They still in here. What was it in that band? They locked him up. They locked him up. Yeah. And then they have Bernie Griner for a little bit. And they're like, get out of here. Well, trade it for anybody. We're trying to put John Hill in that movie. Yeah, yeah, but it is crazy. To me, I'm like, these guys are just so old. Like he's regardless of his health and that was not that old, bro, he's seven years old. 71 71 is not that old, bro. The average age of the Senate, I think 64. That's nuts. That's pretty old. That's nuts. Is that that old? That's pretty retired. Half five. Yeah. If you fly a plane for delta, it reaches retire. You fly a plane for delta. They make you quit when you're like 65. 62, I think is going down every day. But like if you were 62, you're locked in, doing weights every day. I know this is I keep hearing people say this about like, we got to get old people out of the fucking whatever. Like old people out of positions of power, whatever they do. But like each one is. I don't know. I think terminate. I think terminate. Old people kind of lit because they seen it all. That damn scene, all of it, bro. Mitch McConnell thinks that he's dancing. Mitch McConnell. He probably saw the video of him and he was like, I did that. No, I don't think Mitch McConnell is lit. But he's so old. Yeah, he's old. But man, he's turned old. He's just 100 years old. Like you saw when he did that. Yeah, he should have been out of that after that. No, maybe we should put a limit on on on an age. But then if the age, then if life expectancy goes up, yeah, I don't like the age thing because some old people shark talking Bernie is still named some type of quiz. Here's the thing that's interesting. It's like everybody said, we got to get these old people out of power. And then Warren Buffett is stocked through the roof and you invest in his stock. And you never once were like, Warren got to step down. Right. So as long as you're making money of the old people, all of a sudden, old people will be in charge of fun. It's more, I don't like the opinions of this person that happens to be old. Bernie, they're like, they never said Bernie should step down one time, right? They was telling us Biden was alive. But four years, they were like, he's not even old. This is ageism. But Bernie knows baseball stats from the 1800s. Yeah, come on. So that's, that's going to be like, all right, he's pretty good. So maybe it's, so that's, I guess my point is it's really not about your mental acuity. It's not even about your age. It's just about your opinions. You got to do an Instagram live and we got to test if you're still locked in. Yeah. If you can, I can't even do that probably technologically speaks of a day. You can. I got you. Yo, I get up, right? You thought the holiday was real. It's what I'm saying, dude. And that shit is real, bro. Tell me because I go with his personality. It perfectly goes with his online personality. That's how they get you. That's how they get you, dude. That's a good video. They got to do some type of test to see if you're still mentally sharp. I don't know exactly what it is. Yes, that I agree. But then you got the month. Like it's Trump says, oh, I passed it with flying coast. Perfect score. If you did, then you let him rock. You know, I'm just saying you got it. Why don't we do turn limits? Like you said, yeah, why don't we do for what is it for house representatives? You do like four terms for the Senate. You just do two terms because now you're in power for 12 years. That's a lot. That's a lot. And then for, I give them four, it's for the house. Four. Yeah. So so now you're at eight years. Yeah. That's I'm sorry. That's what I meant. Yeah. Fuck it. Do six. So now both of you can be in power for 12 total years. And you have to be able to use Uber Eats pretty quick or something. There's got to be some other type of thing where it's like, oh, he says what I had to do it. And he knows how to do not delivery or pick up. You know, like, you know, you know like all the buttons. Yeah. Got to be some other thing. You got to be able to call me FaceTime audio without the FaceTime coming on. Oh, that's good. Actually, that's really good. That's really. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Older people have a really tough time. They can't do that. Yeah. Yeah. That's an awesome. But again, we like our old people that make us feel validated in our opinions. So it's really not about it. If it's about age, we got to keep it a buck across. More and buffer got to step down. Okay. The McDonald's guy got to go to reach it's about like the elected official. No. All old people. If it's about age, you got to go. Fuck elected officials. Everybody old. Got to step down. I don't agree with this personally. Yeah. But I do agree with terminates. But should a 90 year old be able to run? No. I'm trying to figure out a system. Oh, can they run for the first? What about Buzz Aldrin? No. He's old. Wait, wait, wait, that's come on. I'm here and fucking walked on the moon. Legit. No, you can't let old people do the shit. They're going to have a time. And I'm trying to figure out the system that works and it's very. I don't think you should be able to, I don't think young people should be able to say anything. Well, 35. No, I mean, like what age should be about how to say things? Oh, talk. Yeah. That's even early. Yeah. Think about it. All the shit, not all of it. But like a lot of the shit that you do, like I can't believe I did that. Like think about any girl that did a fucking bang bus video or some shit. She was in college like, she not doing it at 30. Yeah. Yeah. So you can make some mistakes. You got to tell 25. Yeah. 25 is not bad. But then even then you could talk. We might not take you serious. Yeah. There's an interim tier from 25 to like 30 something. Yeah. 30 I think is a good number. That's a 30 reality set sense. Yeah. And you start realizing like, oh, the decisions that you make, you know, definitely are going to affect the rest of your life. And that's kind of, that's kind of who you need in elected positions of power. Yeah. And it's like, if you 30, you still doing bang but it's like, all right. That you love that. That's it. You have seen them old board stars like the old ones. That's you are. You are loyal. I like seeing them old bitches. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like seeing like a, like a legend in the league. It's like Vince Carter in his last season. Like, yo, dude, he's fucking built for this. LeBron loves this game. He's got no reason to be playing. He got his kid in the world. Guarantee contract. You could go do whatever the fuck you want to do. That's love. He is, he loves it. Yeah. He loves it so much. He's trying to not play with his kid. He got his kid, the Guarantee contract. The Lakers guaranteed the next day, LeBron said, I'm out. I'm not signing up with the Lakers. Speaking of that, you decide where he's going yet? No, he has not because he's waiting on the, uh, the trial for, uh, Kauai to pan out trial. What do you mean? Oh, the shit that investigation. I was going to try. Investigation in Kauai. Yeah. People are coming. I thought he's in Toronto. Well, Toronto's not going to do it until they figure out all the logistics of that. I thought that was a done deal already. Okay. Well, I think it was an agreement, but I think the NBA won't allow it to go through until they finished their investigation with the Clipper Sam. Yeah, that's going to be bad because we know he's dead. Yeah, that's going to be bad. Come on, bro. It goes through and they let him off. LeBron could take that minimum and then just get paid through. Let me tell you, let's say if he does go wear LeBron and Cleveland, uh, I mean, yeah, go back to clean. If the club, I think of anything to do it. The Cleveland thing, in my opinion, is only because it looks sick and if the money, if you could take that minimum, but get, make all this money in different ways, then yeah, it goes back to Cleveland. Why is he, first of all, he's not taking that minimum? Second, well, why would he go to Cleveland? Legacy play. Yeah. Legacy play about it. That minimum thing is only because he's going to get paid through other. Why is it a legacy play? Explain that. It's where he started. That's where he's from. And he gets to act to them. Yeah. He brings the chip back and then ends his career with the people that gave him a chance where he's from where he's born and bred. You know, any Michael and give a fuck except people in Cleveland. Sam and those are people. Yeah. But I mean, his people are where he lives. Exactly. Yeah. Anzalous. Yeah. Yeah. You think his wife wants to move back to Cleveland, Ohio? No, she's standing on that. Yeah. So that he definitely ain't going to Cleveland. If his wife says, if it's with all to respect, but if his wife is like, you know what? I'm going to stay here with the kids. You go wherever you need to go. He's going to my game. He might be going to fucking the visa. He's ever back. There's no way to now. He's going to fucking Cleveland. Why is he's not coming? You're out of your mind. It's just the icing, bro. He's going to Paris. I mean, he can't go to the next now, though. No, he can't. We don't want him. We won't take him. We don't want him. I mean, the way we want to play for free, we wouldn't even take him away. The way Lakers fans have talked about this period is so fun. It's all my LA friends. It's like, it's been such a drag. All my LA friends are like this period with LeBronge has been like hopes and dreams and nothing ever like actually manifests. They got a chip. They got a little. What's it called? Bubble chip. Yeah. It's like a chip when I asked her. Yeah. It's like a chip and a half. They got a chip where they didn't get to witness it. Yeah. Oh, that does, but I would, I would actually mix one in a bubble. How would you feel? I would feel elated. I would be right outside the bubble coffin in that bubble. I would have been in the bubble. I would have got it. I would have found a way. I would have been chicken nuggets and friends. Yeah. I would have been in the bubble that big. Absolutely. I would find a way. I would find a way. I don't know. I feel like you'd be like, "Alright, we'll try it all." Like in the back of your mind, it'd be like, "No, bro, you really don't understand how long it's been." I don't. I truly don't understand how long it's been. It came home, dude. It came home. It came home. It came home. We went to set it, Tonyo. Almost got killed. Yeah. Yeah, put your life in the line. Put our life in the line for that team. To actually, to get butter. Yeah. Yeah. As big bitches as this. So scary. I thought they were going to be bigger if I'm being 100 with you. The game didn't have that many big ones. Bargley really did a number on them. That's fucked up because he gave him a bad rap and it's not even that bad. Everybody just says, I thought it was too. Maybe they took the criticism and stride. Maybe the ZMP came out and they were like, "You know what, Chuck's right." So they had an insecurity. So they're like, "We got to make up for this." Thing about who's got the shiningest teeth in all of Europe now, you know what I'm saying is English. Well, every time you see an English one, I don't know. They all get the big shiny chomper. Because for fucking centuries, they were known for having a worst tooth. It comes naggle teeth, angler fish. And then all of a sudden, they get, you know, 10 grand. I'm getting just giant. But why they get the bad ones? Why? Because they do. The bad ones. They're getting the big ones. The flattest girls get the biggest tits. I'm like, "Yo, I'm good now." You want the natural off-white, or do you want the shiny, they go, "Give me shiny," or "Give me just shiny." I didn't even see it that, but I guess that's a thing. No, it's bad. I don't even know if they don't even put the separations that they teach sometimes. It just looks like they're wearing like a mouthpiece. They get chew teeth put in. You curve your little teeth, face. Never floss again. They should go to, I think Turkey is doing that, right? They do. Turkey really is upgrading everyone. Isn't that kind of interesting? That's right. Like you go get your hair done. Yo, can I just ask this question? With this, no disrespect to Turkey. But why do they want to make men so handsome? They build their whole economy around making guys hotter. Like you don't go to Turkey to get new tits or an ass or like new liposuction. Turkey's like, "Come here, brother. We're making so hot that handsome." There is a little something gay about that. A little bit. They need to, I think they need a real average of men of at least two points. But for who's gay? You want to imagine you want to a Turkey butt lift or a Brazilian butt lift. You're 100% right. But what I'm saying is that like I would never even think of going to Brazil for veneers. I know if I want to be hotter as a man for cheaper price, they make a man hot for nothing. It's like, they lose their money. They're like, "Yo, will we just need you to be hot." They can't wait to make you hot. They need guys to be sexy. Put you in a hotel. We'll fly you out. Put you in a resort. The whole deal. And it's like two rins. It's crazy. What is that saying about like, I don't, I honestly, I'm trying to not be disrespectful over here. But why are they so obsessed with making all the men on the plan look good? Yeah. Well, is Turkey, are they in Berko? Are the women covered? No, Turkey's a secular nation. But it's still a little, I guess it's like monarchy, all right? Yeah, well, I'm not. But like, the elections are not always, that's a fair country. I don't know the details. I just know there's some completely fair country. Some comedians get thrown in jail. I don't know. I'm seeing someone. What are you talking about, brother? We're going to do a comedy festival. Shut the fuck up. Okay, we're going to go there for fake tea. Even if we're going to go and we can't pay them fake tea, can't answer it. We're going to fucking need it. So we don't have to say shit. No, it's, you know, of course, yeah. And one is probably a dictator. Maybe I don't know all the details, but I'm curious what his, what is incentive is to make everyone so hot. It's a good export, you know, like I don't want to, I don't want to invade Turkey. I don't want anything to happen to them. Maybe they're giving themselves some insulation to like, Hey, you really want to fuck with us? I'm aware you're going to gather your hot guys from forever, you know? Sure. It's like they're kind of, you know, strategic. Yeah. Trump smart. It is, I mean, it is kind of smart, but it is crazy that there's not one other country on the planet that is dedicated to making guys hot. They don't even want you to get fat. Like they try to give you ice cream. They take it away. You know, they never did it to the women. No, but the second a guy is trying to look not hot, even a little bit, they sneak that ice cream. And then you go, think about it. You want this ice cream because I want it. Nope. No, you don't. It's an African. Yeah. I don't want to nap going to want the ice cream. And they never give it to them. Never give it to them. Yeah. Maybe you get a cone if you're lucky. You get just the cone. Yeah. But the ice cream, that's way too many calories for you. Yeah. I'll listen. I think Turkey. Yeah. I think it's Turkey. And the rebranding the name because they're like, yeah, we don't want to be compared to this fat bird. That's the whole thing. Like we're not Turkey. We're Turkey. Turkey. Yeah. Turkey. Oh, really? Yeah. Turkey. All right. All the World Cup announcers are like, yeah, Turkey. Turkey. Yeah. They officially have to call that hearing that. And I was like, am I missing hearing it? Okay. Okay. Guys, I think we're on to something we need to ask Erdogan. What's up? Yeah. Because he's, he's, if there was a country that you would think based on their exports and their economy was a homosexual nation. It would be France. Like without without without it would be France. And it would be the French. They would be. There's gayer countries. They're a gayer country than France. Yeah. But what I would say is France has outsourced. They're making guys hot enough to suck up their cocks a lot, right? So it's like France is like our economy can no longer support that, right? We have to put all our money in football and making trans women for imbap to devour, right? That's what we have to do. But, but in terms that we have to find an outsourcing. We needed a place to make our sneakers and our clothing, right? We found China. We found a, they did that. France needs a place to make guys in Europe hot. So they could have sexual intercourse with them. They were sick and tired of looking through the fucking holes in a British guy's mouth. And they're like, there's no way I can put my dick in there. So they found a place they could do it for cheese. You don't think Thailand has a little gear? No. I honestly, if I'm being honest with you, they're fucking ladies. Yes. I know I'm being honest with you. You got to be a man first to be gay and I don't know if they get there. It's just boys to women. You gave people to go to Thailand. It's holy straight dudes that go to Thailand. That's a good point. If you're a gay guy, why would you try to be with the most girly looking man? That's the least gay you could be. They run in for that. That's not the least gay. To me, that's the least gay. No, that's not the least gay. It's the least gay gay. No, that's not the least. That's what I thought we were talking about. In the spectrum of gay, right? Having sex with a Thai lady boy, I wouldn't even, I'd say that's, I don't even know if that's gay. But it's not perfectly straight. You know, there's more straight than gay. Let me ask you a question. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You don't even fish that can kind of fly for a little bit. Are they a bird? No. No, we're going to fish a bird. No, we're going to go them a bird down one time. You're like, wow, those fish can jump out the water for a little bit, but then they get back to fishes. That's it. That's it. I even know if there's another four works. That makes sense. It makes sense. I think you're kind of straight. I think if you're going to Thailand to hook up with a lady boy, I think you're straight in the way that a fish can fly for a little bit. It's still a fish. Still a fish. When the fish is flying, you're like, is that one of the three birds? I don't know if that's one of the three. But then back in. But then back in. Exactly. Are you holding America's gear? Probably the most gays. Yeah, that's what makes a straight. That's what makes a straight. The country of the most gays is the straightest country. What? Because they can be gay. Oh, we're the most secure. So we're like, yeah, be gay doesn't affect us because we're super straight. Exactly. Europe is the gayest country because the gays got to pretend to be normal. When you meet a gay in Europe, they have no accent change. We allow the gays to be so gay that they have their own accent. They can indulge in who they truly want to be in their identity. You meet a gay in, in Britain. You meet a gay in fucking Luxembourg. They just sound like a guy from there with the point. What is the point of that? That's why the French sound the way they do because they're just all gay. They're just all gay. That's not an accent. It's not an accent at all. It's by design. And so France couldn't make the gays themselves so they were like, who can do it? No, France wanted the gays to be even hot. France is about aesthetic and experience and pleasure. Everything touches a pleasure center. What smells the best, what tastes the best, what feels the hottest. Who's the hottest? Okay, we're done. fucking ourselves. All the Muslims we bring in, we can't fuck them, right? Oopsie Daisy, they have a religion that doesn't allow us to game up. We got to go North. The British come in. It's a fucking jack-a-lanter. You sticking your dick in a pumpkin's mouth. It was carved for Halloween. Are you going to do that? Come on, man. Genuinely speaking, come on. No, you can't do that. We've got to see the Tyson Fury. Oh, goodness. Yeah, it's annoying. It's annoying. I get nicked on a fucking cooking tube for some. I can't. It needs to be smooth, porcelain. So you reach out and turn you say, "Hey, I don't even know if you got to reach out." I think Turkey's like, "We want hot guys." Oh, why? Do you know one? No, they're, they're, they're a gay factory. They're a factory. What about the Lebanese? What about them? Aren't they the gay Muslims? I think they just say that about them because they're kind of accepting of other religions. No. And is that why? Yeah, but also who went into Lebanon and taught them a bunch of words? French. Come on, man. Come on, man. Yo, pick your colonizer. Pick your colonizer, bro. Oh, man. Yeah, that's a good point. It's obviously the rock solid. French is wet around just gay and everybody up. If I was Turkey and I wanted to throw the scents off the gate trail, I would definitely start doing some things to make women hotter too. That's all I'm trying to say. Do some things to make the women hotter too. That's the, those same surgeries can apply to women. Where do women go for to be hotter? That Brazil. That's the cheaper place to go. Columbia. Columbia. Columbia. Columbia. Columbia. And if I'm being honest, you go to the place that has the most attractive looking women. Yeah. So does Turkey have the most attractive looking men? Is that why men are going there? Are they going, I want to have a hairline like a Turkish guy. I want to have teeth like a Turk. Is this a compliment to the Ottomans? Select the breeding over hundreds and hundreds of years has produced the most handsome men. That's issue. That's not that point. There's a picture of that Ottoman princess. I'm pretty sure you can bring it up. And this is what the most attractive woman in the Ottoman Empire look like. We could probably get an image of it. Yeah. This is, she's been touted at least as this beautiful princess. Yeah. Let me know. You're actually nowhere close in that image right there, but you got to find it. Yeah. I want to find it. But while I pull this up, you really think this guy's gay? Louis XIV. Was that the 14th? I think so. Who's the sun king? I think it was him. I don't remember. Because I thought he had golden hair or whatever. They would pay to watch him shit. Really? They had a hustle, bro. Really? Yeah. He would just take a dump of motherfuckers and just sit and watch him in his bedroom. People come from all around the world. And they also came all around the world to court this woman right here. Oh, shit. Yeah. F.M. That was a. Oh, no. Oh, this is Persia. The princess of Persia, I think. Whoopsie. But she might have been Ottoman also. I keep that straight clothes, bro. Keep that shit close. What are we trying to let out of there, man? That's insanity. That's absolute insanity. Maybe we just don't get it. Maybe there's something that we just don't understand. I see why they went gay. Well, look at that thing. Is this a painting or a picture? I think it's a photograph. Oh, at least with the paintings, you could spruce them up a little bit. But photographs back in the day are that is good lord. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out exactly where she's from, but I'm assuming this is her again. That's got to be her, right? That's rough. You've got to see the black and white picture of it. Well, I'll pull it out. You can get it up, Miles. Excellent to work. Get it up, Miles. Wow. Yeah. Apparently, if you want it to be nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It must have been some inbreeding with this one. Oh, man. Who knows? Awesome. Wow. Yeah. She was married to an aristocrat in the son of a defense minister. He divorced her. And she divorced her husband, breaking a taboo, becoming the first woman in the royal family to get a divorce. No, she was a man. What's you mean? She just has to. What's you mean? What's you mean? You can't be the first to do that. That was a man, bro. She's a victim. Maybe her mafidate. There's no way. That's her name, bro. That's not women or a symbol of beauty. Princess Fatima Kanung, Estimate Aldale was the princess of Persia. This is epic. It looks so much like him. Come on. It looks so much. I love you, but go back. You made that the whole screen. Go back a little bit. Goodness fucking gracious, dude. Nah. Why did Disney never make this movie? Nah, this is the Olympic box that got both the X Ys and all that zoom in and go crazy. Go up, go up. Let's just look at that head for a second. There's no fucking way. Maybe she was funny. Nah, this is the first trans. First trans. Brother, that is a thick mustache. I know. That mustache. Put the thing on. It's like, yo, I dead the fire. That's a woman. Sometimes you just gotta forget parts of your history, man. You don't gotta put everything in the book. We don't know what Abe Lincoln's wife looked like. Yeah, we don't. We know the hot lives. Yeah, but we don't got to know every president's wife. Yeah, that one right there. You just gotta push that to the side. Goodness gracious, bro. Right? I really don't think that's I'm reading now. I'm reading about her. I don't think that's a woman. I really don't. I don't think it's in. I don't think it's possible. She learned piano and embroidery from a French tutor. When did she open Halal guys? That's what I need to know because that guy has put the fucking white sauce hot sauce on for me for the last 20 years of my life. Look at that fucking thing. Beauty standards change. Hopefully it's AI. Hopefully, you know, she looked like Matilda's dad. Bring up Danny DeVito and Matilda. No, no. In her book, this woman describes how men and women in 19th century Persia describe a certain standard of beauty. Women prize their thick eyebrows and the hair above their lip to such an extent that sometimes they painted them on with mascara. No, they are gay. They even wanted they wouldn't to look like that is crazy. Yes. Look, dude, things change. You know, yeah, jeez. I keep staring. I can't stop. We got to stop this podcast. We're going to end the podcast. Okay, let's anything else. This was a, what do you have, Miles? Just before we go, Al is a big fat phony and was here watching the game and his story makes it look like he was watching it in the streets of New York City and he wasn't. He was here in the studio. All right. Just want to bring that up. So what did he say? I wanted to watch the guy with my girl and Y'all wanted to have some long debrief shit back there. And so Al is such a fucking post where I was supposed to be. So you posted like you were in Spain. No, but it's celebration for my team. Hold on. No, not Spain. She's got a bound fucking mother guy. And she's up the block. I think I'm in the streets right now. It's not even loaded for me. That's the universe is God right there. That's something. I don't know what that is. Yeah. Yeah. Load. What do you have it? No, I got a brand up right now. It's fine, bro. Also shout out to Miles just for being an all-time hater. He is. He is. Not when you get away with this. I know. Oh, we celebrate the streets of New York. Oh hell, no. Yeah, we don't even know if you're in San Antonio now. We love you. What did you go to this? No, it's my girl. That's what I wanted to go to. And yeah, I was like, oh, we got a record. We got to repost her. Yeah, why didn't she didn't post it? And she did. Yeah. So you're like, yo, just send me a clear word text in the whole time. And every time we scored, she sent me some shit. Oh, wow. I am celebrate. Yeah, I just hate it because your team's lost. My team won. I like to sell my team's still in it. Who's my team's team? I'm up for the song. Okay. There we go. Yeah, it's guy lived in Spain for a long time. That is true. Yeah, he lived in Spain for a while. Yeah, Repi said, yeah, I do rep it. Where's your colors? You looking kind of French right now. It's coming home. Oh, no, I don't know. Do we have anything else we need to hear? There was a famous incident that happened out in one of the national parks that went super viral. Oh, I saw this. I'm not sure the current state of this dude. Have you, did you see this? Yeah, I saw it. I'm not sure the state of him right now. Did he make it? I think so. Oh, if he's alive, we're good. I think he's good. If he's dead, we good. No, no, it's a learning lesson. No, because they're full grandfather. He came over to fuck with it. No, he did. You got to watch you got to watch he's all the way in the background right there. So how did how is it? Look at the Buffalo. It's by a fucking picnic. The Buffalo shouldn't be there. This guy is standing right here. Oh, that's his picnic. That's who's walking by. He's not camping. And he's got suspenders and jolly walking towards the Buffalo. He's not the Buffalo. He's a man. He's walking away again behind a tree for cover because he's like, oh, this is a little sketchy right now. Watch, watch, watch this. It's a cartoon literally watch. He sees it. This is fucked up with like, all of a sudden comes over. Let's get behind the tree. No, watch, watch. So he's hiding. He's hiding and he's good, right? Like there's no way this bison's going to get him. Is he you didn't actually permission to take a picture? He ran. He runs the bison and falls up. He runs. He's trying to run around. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's doing right. He's doing all right, right? He's on. He's on. He's on recovery. This is like, you know, running with the bulls in Spain. This is American version. We do bison though. Are you going to do that running the bulls? No, I think they stopped it. They didn't stop it. I think they did. Or maybe they, I don't know. I think they stopped or they stopped the, yeah, they maybe they stopped killing them. They killing them. Yeah. But the running of the bulls is lit. I would love to do that. I went to it. You did? Yeah. How about you didn't get in? No. I was too tired. You party all night. And then in the morning, they, they run and you're like, I was partyin' all night. And like, were you there for the summer solstice when they do like some big celebration in the streets? Oh, bro. It's crazy. It was crazy. Like they have bonfires in the middle of streets everywhere. People are fireworks everywhere. Every other block. It's like a fucking concert going on. Yeah. But it's like the fact that a calm city allows giant bonfires in the middle of street. Crazy. Crazy. It was madness. It looked like a war zone. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's just like, this is the last video I want to show you guys. All right. This one popped back up. I sent this to you a while ago. It's maybe the funniest. I didn't even watch this yet. Didn't we already watch it? Yeah. You can play it. Oh, come on, bro. Hey, there's no way. There's no way. There's no way. So he's trying to jump the fence. He got it, though. He good. He got it. Oh, he's got his pants caught on a little bit. He's struggling a little bit. He should be able to get it. He's burning out of energy, right? He's pretty high up, too. And he's doing a dip. This is kind of hard. This pants caught me. That's tough. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. No, no, no. No, no, no. Instead, it's his boy for never stepping in the house like that. I mean, all time. Great video. I mean, at a certain point, like, I don't know when you ditch the pants. Like right here, you're like, oh, I can save it. There you go. All right. My pants are fully coming off. And then here is worst case scenario. I mean, there's a dangling upside down. God bless this man. Oh, man, Internet's great. Boys, we love you. We appreciate you. We'll see you next week. Peace.