El café

Onda cero podcast presenta. Gente hablando, una serie de fluxer para Atresplayer, creada por Álvaro Carmona. Capítulo 9, El Café, con Manolo Solo, Antonio Duran Morris, Jimo y Charlie P. Good morning, Sara. Good morning, what do you want? A latte with soy milk. Your name, please? Fernando. You're 3'80, Fernando. Here's your change. At the end of the bar, they give it to you. Good morning, Fernando. Yes? Caramel mochachino grande, with double coffee, vanilla, cream, strawberry syrup and a lot of honey. 10.50. There you go. 20. 20. Are you busy? Yes? I'm sorry, I'm busy. No, no, no. You didn't look at me like that. No, I looked at you because... You were out there asking for it, right? You gave me 50 cents, right? Do you want me to return it to you? No, no, no. It's not what caught my attention. You've asked for the most expensive coffee there is. It's the one that's more delicious. I mean, with that money you can ask for it. Five coffees in a normal cafeteria. I just want one. I mean, you could take one and with the rest of the money... It's the same. It's the same. Well, I know why. That someone who asks for it... ...will spend euros on a coffee from an amateur. The weird thing is that he wouldn't ask me for the coffee I like... ...if I could afford it. No? What? Come on, man. What? Can you afford it? Well, you can afford it because people have given you the money. And who gives you the money or the flowers? You know that people who have given you the money... ...don't spend 10 euros on a coffee. Well, in a certain way they have just spent it. It's not that you want to win the argument. No, it's better because you're not going to be able to. Do you think people would have given you the money... ...if they knew you were going to spend it on the most expensive coffee? I don't know, tell me. You wouldn't have given me the money. Why would you have given me the money? Well, to help you. I thought you were in a situation of need. And it's true. Caramel moca chino. That's what I need. Yes, I'm Caramel moca chino. Do you want to try it? No, no, thank you. If you try it, maybe it won't be that expensive. I'm sure it's even better than mine. But if you're sure, why don't you ask for one? Well, because I didn't spend 10 euros on a coffee. Oh, you're a rat. No, I'm not a rat. But I like managing my money well. You like managing your money? Of course, and I don't. Maybe I should have opened a pension plan with your 50 cents. Oh, you rat. Why are you laughing at me? I have to take advantage of my good time. I started with wine for a while and I don't have such a fine head anymore. Are you like Sivarita with wine? Do you like coffee? No. With wine I don't have so much patience to save. Do you know about wine? Well, a little bit. Tell me one that's good and that's not expensive. Well, that's how it was before I came to Toro. Torrazo, for example. There's it in any supermarket. I've tried it. It's very tasty. It's very tasty, yes, yes, yes. And do you know Viña Solana? No, it's pretty good, isn't it? It's a sweet pass. I like it. What's wrong? Nothing, nothing. I didn't expect to end up talking about wine with you. I'm not very understanding either. I like it. Too much. Although today I'm going to have to be a carton because I've spent a lot of money on this. Oh. If I had opened the pension plan, now it would be rich like you. I don't know, it's rich. I'd like it. Do you have an alicates? What? Alicates, in your house. Do you have them? Well, we have a box of tools, I suppose. Suppose? It's rich. Why? I don't know if I have alicates. Because if you didn't need to use the alicates, it was rich. To be rich, you'd have to have a lot more money. Believe me. No, it's not that rich, it has to do with money, necessarily. A little bit of it, right? No, no, no. Look, I've spent a lot more money than you do here. But you've gotten better than me. And if I go to my friend's house and I ask for 50 cents, they'll tell me that no one can ask for it here and they throw it at me. But if you do it, you'll probably get it. Why? Because you don't remember that this exists. Because people don't like to think about the possibility of this happening. It's better to do it like I'm invisible. No. You're not invisible. No, no. Look, are you Fernando? I'm not. And I've been here at least 15 times. Well, not even once have I been asked the name. They don't give me the name in my coffee. The problem is in the first world. Well, once it can happen, but the 15th, I guess, is Jote, right? No. At the 15th, yes. Because when I worked, once I came to a place like this, and they gave me the name. And I didn't spend 10 euros at that time. I'm not crazy. And why? Because of things. What things? Because when you're under everything, you're more worried. More. Because you always have the fear that one day you can lose everything, but I don't anymore. Look, I just lost everything right now. Everything I had, I just lost in this coffee. And what you fear the most in the world, it just happened to me. It happens to me five times a day. I'm in Macarrota. When you worked, you were rich. Yes. Two. You don't have a place to sit here. No, no, no. I'm waiting for a person. Well, as long as it's good, I mean it's not. Everything's good? Everything's good. I see. Well, no. Yes? The coffee. This man has asked for a coffee. A very expensive coffee. He doesn't have a name, the coffee. You have to give the coffee a name. Well, okay, excuse me. I'm sorry. You've been an actor, have you? Who the hell do you think you are to give me 50 cents? I should have given you more. No, you should have given me better. No, in fact, you haven't given me anything, I've given it to you. Because what you wanted was to buy you the feeling that you're a good person because you give him a lime and I tell him that you're not going to see him again in your fucking life. But then you've seen me come in here and ask for this coffee and give you a thousand laps and you've realized that you've bought it wrong. That I'm not that much either. That I sleep in a cellar and you say I'm 15, that we all have our shit. So, good luck, mate. That was 50 cents. Look, in the end, you've been the one who has not managed the money well. No. Here, take this. I don't want your money. Carranza brand, Rioja, 2016. It's worth 22 euros on the front balcony. They just took it out of the sale, but it's a spectacular wine. I've seen restaurants where they charge 150 for the bottle. In two weeks, I'll triple it. What's your name? Marquis de Carranza. Marquis de Carranza. Before you drink those, let them breathe for a minute. I don't know if I can do it. Thanks. Fernando. Nothing. What's your name? Fernando. Really? I want to know your name. Fernando? My name is Fernando, like you. I was 15. You've never known how to say it. I've never known how to say it. I've never known how to say it. You can live your life without knowing it. It's a bad thing. Yes. It is impatient. It's going down. I don't know what's coming out of my mind. I'm already there. "Gente Hablando", a series created by Álvaro Carmona. With Manolo Solo, Antonio Durán Morris, Jimo and Charlie Pee. If you want to see the series "Gente Hablando" by Fluxer, you have it available on Atrasplayer. Onda Cero Podcast. Onda Cero Podcast. Listen to all the episodes and many more stories El Lab y la web de Onda Cero.