Eisenhower’s Close Encounter: The President, the Aliens, and the Mysterious Chipped Tooth

Should we just start so that this this the rest of this soup debate can go on the episode? We all right. We'll start. Let's get this bullshit running What is going on everybody welcome to another episode of the GIT and podcast we're talking soup We're talking soup and we'll also conspiracy about president eventually we'll get to it. We've already we've already confirmed potato soup good beef stew good chicken noodle good tomato good as a side dish or a dip you don't want it to be the Now tomato basil soup with some rice in it delicious. I'm hungry. Fuck this podcast over I'm doing clean clam chowder over Boston. Yes, no, it's okay. It's in Boston red. Yeah I'm never seen a smoker. I try to block that shit out cuz those are the worst movies ever These movies are hilarious. The first one especially is hilarious. The first one's all right. The second one is just just funny Like I don't care about the movie, but it's funny. I don't know. The first one is hilarious when he jumps into that inflatable raft and then turns on his little hand fan and goes we Across that like three foot area and then gets back out. Right. But for those of you listening to night work actually Not talking soup. We're going to cover. We're talking soup. Eisenhower's closing counter with the aliens. Fuck Eisenhower. I'm not talking from south of the board. I'm talking about from outer freaking space. I love how that's just like the term now even though alien Illegal aliens can mean anybody from anywhere. That's true. Ali and Gonzalez. I just wanted to eat. He has fucking green card. Fuck no. That's why he rode in the basket. Where was I? More soup talk. Broccoli cheddar. No, really? I don't like don't I'm doing a soup like I said I'm not a big soup guy. Cream chowder, New England style. I can eat the ass in all that shit. Fair. If it's good. If it's not good, it's fucking horrible. It's like a paste. I'm a little bit crack. I'll be a little bit crackers. I do. After that comment earlier about about certain people putting sugar on everything. No, I said we are pretty sure. Well, I'll listen back to the tape. So the day don't cut it out. Uh, who knows. But put some um, saltine crackers or always true crackers. Whatever you want. Crunch and bitches up. And it's like a pace. It's like chili. I love my chili. But it's not a soup. I don't know. I'd say but it's my chili has to be thick. I want it almost like mashed. I put mashed potatoes. But chili ever mashed potatoes. I think I've done it. It's phenomenal. I see. That's my thing is like I knew about three ways before I even had a fucking had skyline. My mom used to make that shit, but it was real chilly. Yeah. Chilly spaghetti. And like my mom used to make chili dogs. This was chili. Over hot dog which is a county just with regular chili or that. I think they actually make a certain kind of chili dog type chili. But I like my shit thick. That's why I'm not being like chicken. I can eat chicken. I like them. But I'm hungry. I'm trying to separate it. Oh yeah. I'm a big proponent of soup as a side. Yeah. What about chicken tortilla? I love a chicken tortilla soup. Never had a chicken tortilla. Yeah. You should have chicken tortilla soup. It's delicious. It's like a tortilla. No, it's like his spanic chicken noodle without noodles because you put either break up tortilla chips or like they make tortilla strips like fried. I don't know. Top. I'm going to use green onion. All right. Delicious. What else? Egg drop. No. Overrated. Not bad. I don't know. I never had it. It's okay. But it's overrated. I'm kind of me. So I'm very vanilla. No. What comes in my soup intake? Not a middle aged white vanilla guy. Yes. I'm just saying I'm very vanilla now. In other aspects of my life. I am not vanilla. You're white back to front. Only if it's a messy one. No, if it's a messy one. I need a shoulder replacement. So I can't sometimes I can't have one of those songs. They make butt-wiping songs. I had one. When I had my when I broke my back. Yeah. When I broke my back. Somebody got me one. I wish I had it. I obviously lost that. The divorce. You get some butt-wiping songs and a donut. She took your butt-tongs. Well, I think and well, that wasn't the divorce. It was the breakup. I think I think I think I would think that would be something that was included in the box of years your stuff. Well, you think what I got maybe I got one box and not too long ago. One little thing not too long. Maybe I think the butt-tongs would be another box out somewhere. What is it going to use for something? You know what? Maybe maybe somebody wasn't paying attention and they're now just uses tongues. But it was fantastic because I got a bad like I said, I got a bad shoulder. Sometimes I don't have the range of motion. So I can't get in there and get the undercarriage as good as I once was being an old man. We just take a shower. I've done that. We once while you take you take we drop one of these that you just need a bath. Funny starts. Remember when COVID happened. When COVID happened, you know, the toilet paper shortage of 2020. Yeah. This is stupidest shit ever. You know, I was discussing it with the kiddos and they were freaking out. I was like, "What are we going to wear for hours?" I was like, "Take a shit and hop in the fucking shower." Yeah, or get some leaves. I mean, I would prefer you not take a shit in the shower. Use your hand. This is what I do in a lot of like Eastern countries. I've got to go out back to the story. And you bitch too much. I go out and get you some leaves. But if you bitch too much, I'm going to get you some boys and I be just to teach you a fucking recipe. Yeah, true story. In a lot of Eastern countries, that's why like they only, like you'll only ever shake somebody's like, "I think right hand." Because the right hand is used to like do things and stuff with because they wipe with their left. I could not, there would be no way I could get clean with my left hand. I came and jack off my left hand. There was somebody else's left hand. No. That's what they should do. There you go. Instead of having sweatshops, just have butt wipers. Yeah, that's, hey. There you go, Nike. Where do you sign up for that? There's your new employment opportunity. Employee, employee underage children to wipe the asses of your patrons and your employment. All right. Whatever. Can anything else you want to talk about before we get into Mr. Eisenhower? Jason Anthony still did it. Or should he knew something about it? She knew more than she says she knew. We've never done a way. She's Anthony happy. I don't think so. I mean, she's not worth this. Here's the thing about the case. Miss Anthony. It's just because she's hot. She's not even, people just people just think she's hot. So she got a bunch of attention. That is not even my point. She's not even that fucking hot. Same thing with like Jody Areas. I mean, don't get wrong. I'd tap it, but I'm not going to fall in love with it. It's tap. Of course, I'm a bit of a whore. So I, you know, you're the tapie. Tap, tap, tap, or real. I mean, but what is she, you know, trying to make, I would say she's broke trying to make some money getting on TikTok. And I think she is. Well, she's worked at that fucking law firm forever. See, she's guilty as fucking the comments right there. And I'm not even saying she did it. Like, I don't fucking know. But if nothing else, she had more information than she gave the cops, which then is perjury and possibly an accomplice to murder. I mean, she's on TikTok now to be an advocate for wrongly accused. You didn't even do fucking prison time. But here's the thing. There's much easier ways she can make a lot more money doing something else. Being stripping, being mildly freaking hot with her. I hate to use words celebrity, but with her name recognition. She started no f baby and probably making kill money. She'd kill it. I mean, I'd probably just put them. I probably, I just never got that. I'd probably subscribe for a month just to kind of see you check it out. Then it'd be a quick bucket answer. I don't know. $10 just to kind of check it out. She definitely looks like she'd be good at acting like she's at an actual audition. Yeah, but I let black leather couch. I think she's missing the boat. I think she's just if I was her, I would just fucking stuck to what I was doing. Just keep working and being normal and because all you're going to do, yeah, you might get a couple of people because I did watch like the peacock documentary. Did change it a little bit for me. I started thinking I was like, maybe she didn't personally physically kill her kid. They cover up type shit, but 100% I never, at the end of that, I even still was like she knew more than she fucking let on. Which that's, I don't know. I don't want to say that's just as bad. But it's been so long since I looked at the case or Did you watch the peacock thing? I have a couple years ago. It was a fucking. So I'm not I I'm not up to date. Maybe I'll start looking into again. Whoa cover it again. But you're on podcast. You use to listen to they cover this and they naturally I will listen to them again. I go through cycles, but they did. I listen to the same podcast for like two months and then by the time I'm done with that. And then I'm like, oh shit. There's so many episodes of other podcasts. But they did they didn't they did that over time we're talking about whom. What's the podcast? Necronomopods. They did a bonus episode and they also brought up when they talked about KCN, because they love KCN. In a weird kind of way, in a joking kind of way, but they brought up something in headlines that I missed in the paranormal world they brought up. I wish this is your wheelhouse. I just listen to it right now. Oh, you talking about Aaron from? Yes. Yeah, I knew about that. Why didn't you say something to me, fuck darned? I just think you did. No, you're social media game nerd. I'm sorry. My social media game is filled with half naked women shaking with no brawl. Yeah, you don't have TikTok. You're an adult. Fuck that. I enjoy that shit. You're a grown-up. 52 years old. I need to see half dressed women, tat it up, dancing around. I've lived life. This is my how I spend my retirement years. I'm not sad. No. But yeah, if you would open any other social media account, you would have seen this. Really? Yeah. She's actually enjoying it. Well, I mean, considering that we do have joint social media accounts, visa via this podcast. Yeah, never open up our shit. Yeah, excuse me. Instagram or X. Yeah, you would have seen it. Yeah, because of what we, well, I mean, it's because of who we are and who we follow and who follows us. I'm like, like, like, we're the, that's the bad start. I've been up the podcast shit. Yeah, there's probably all kinds of shit that you don't know about. Fuck. Yeah, that bitch trying to have him killed apparently. I mean, I've, listen, I've got, wasn't by like a foreigner too. From what I heard, your Puerto Rican or something like that. It was one of those people from trash island. You used a middle man that was in jail who contracted it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, from like Florida or some shit. Yeah. For one, why are you talking to some motherfucker in jail? Pen pals. That's a thing. For this. There's a fucking, there's a whole fucking economy of like people making J pay, like TikToks and shit or like you can like make little like profile videos and be like my names. Uh, fucking John Smith in my number C1278544. And cars rated it to in Topeka, Kansas and I like long walks on the wreck yard and trying to keep my butthole safe. If you, uh, if you guys want to hit me up, my J pay number is this. It's a thing. Oh, nice. It's like tender for fucking inmates. Listen, I've got a lot of pissed off X's in my life. I don't think anybody took a hit out on me. Now some X boyfriends up some. Well, I mean, it's a little different. He's like a millionaire that has great healthcare. All they got to do for you is wait. Do you think he is? Come on, Zach's taking out what imagine and Zach taking all that. What imagine his entire net worth is probably got to be in the millions. If you take into account investments, properties and dorsmen, and here's the thing they were only married, but two years like they think they got married like 22 or something. Yeah. 22. I mean, you got tired of him that fast. Jesus. Or was this just a fucking in the make me the works the whole time? I mean, she was like, oh, I have a plan. And then he's like 10 months into his, she was like, fuck, Zach's gay. That's not going to work. I'm going to have to bang the former fat one. I mean, I'm an asshole and it took my ex wife about 10, 11 years to figure that shit out. And she still didn't try to have me killed. And I thought if somebody was going to put out a hit on me, it would be her. And I've dated some crazy ones before. You don't think there's any fucking voodoo dolls out there? Maybe it's possible. Not this is long distinguished. You ever watch two and a half men? I've seen it. There's a when he has his, he dreams about his funeral. Mm-hmm. He's got a bunch of women lined up spitting in the coffin. That'll probably be my funeral. That'll probably all who show up. X's that I have scorned. You go to the, you go to the service for who? Phil. Who? Fuck him. All right. So anything else you want to talk about? I don't know. I don't know. You think that else happened? Wait and see if the storm comes into tomorrow. Yeah, it sounds like it'll be rough. I didn't see shit on the weather on like when I checked the weather, but what else? I think that. But we're covering conspiracy aliens. Oh, I need to go and see if a Nosferatu is on stream yet. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. So I can, you know, do the old tradition drink a bottle of wine and have some fucking ramen noodles and feather tickle my butthole while I watch scary movies. Are you homosexual? No, that's just as God intended. It's in the Bible. You know, I was talking to somebody. I believe there's probably a large contingency of people who are gay. Who watched this confirmed who watches that think we're gay. There's people that have met me in real life that thought I was gay. I mean, there's multiple being gay, but I don't think we put off gay vibes. Like multiple people have thought I was gay, especially like where I work over the years. Like a handful of people were like, I wonder if he's gay. And I'm like, no, I'm not gay. I'm just way more comfortable in my male sexuality than you are. Gay use that. Well, it's like, you know, so I mean, so I can sit and look at the guy say, Hey, that's a pretty damn good looking guy. Yeah, that's okay. That's not gay at all. That's his common sense. Yeah. When I see Jason Momoa, I'm not like ill or I can look at a guy that's a deaf fucker to toad. I mean, I can get every day in the mirror. You're fucking a dork. What the fuck are you doing? I can look or I say, damn, good job. Well, no, it's just because I'm good at acting effeminate. And I don't give a fuck to because sometimes it's just funny. It fits the scenario. I mean, so high school girls I work with like randomly are like, yes, queen. And I'm like, I mean, there's nothing wrong with a homosexual joke between two heterosexual men. They're not men. Yeah, there's nothing. Yeah, about cracking a gay joke with the boys and then going home and sucking each other off. Okay. That might be a bit much. There's nothing straighter. All right. I mean, that's a great segue. It's just like, it's just like porn. Like everybody's like, no, I watch straight porn. Like that's the gay shit ever. And I grew it. You're not gonna watch. You're just searching for dicks. You're not gonna watch the title had little dick in it. You're not gonna click on that something. This one's in. Some people might, but though, you know, BBC, I probably saw the most clicked thing in the world. Oh, no, I saw a breakdown by state. Oh, it was interesting. He got weird. It doesn't get weird. Yeah, even though I've noticed this a little, I don't know, maybe it's in my algorithm. There's a lot of stepmother porn out there. That's been a thing. Stepbrow, stepmom, all that shit. Oh, no, I'm stuck in the dryer. Who's dumb enough to get stuck under the bed? Yeah, that was a thing. That started. I mean, I've seen those, but it started during COVID. You know, I started because a bunch of lonely fucks with too much internet access ran through the fucking porn library. They went ridden. They porned at all. Like, all right, we got to try something new. I mean, and that's when they started like the, my favorite video on all of the porn's. If you can find it, I forget what it's called, but it involves a girl and a guy. They're both on, at least for the beginning part of it. They're both on hoverboards and he's in an inflatable T-Rex costume with a giant strap on strap to the outside of it. It's hilarious. All you hear is like, you see like this all white, like porn mansion in here. And because she comes wheeling around the corner and then the guy comes out behind with his big floppy fake dick and he's like, and it is hilarious. I mean, how bored and how demented are you? If you get to the fucking end of the porn hub, fucking category, or category, whatever I'm trying to say, catalog, that's it. I don't know. I'm sure somebody's done it. I'm sure there's some. I think you might be a problem. I'm sure there's somebody there that's scrolled every page. But because you work your way through a lot anyway because you never watch the one you pick first, you see the related videos bottom and you're like, oh, that one looks good, open a new window. I'm going to let everybody in all the female listeners because we have vast female listeners. It works the same for women. If you make it to the end of the porn, it wasn't very good. Well, unless you fast forward, unless you're like, I like these things and you're like, let me see a little preview and you're like, there, and you're like, it works the same for both sexes. Does it? I don't know about the, I don't know about the, um, different, the more, uh, uh, uh, what's the word? I'm like a diverse side of the gender argument that, you know, since LGBTQIA plus is a thing. I don't know how the fuck they porn. But how they porn? Yeah, I don't know how they porn. You porn. That's a website and sponsor us. But yeah, I don't know how all of them porn, how they them porn. But for one, for my understanding, you know, a lot of men and women porn the same. It takes you about 20 minutes to go through suggestive videos because you're like, oh, that looks interesting. You know, I like it. And then eventually every once in a while, you just go, where's that one? I watched like a month ago that I really liked. I liked all these women that talk about, oh, how that's all disgusting and they played out like, yeah, that's, yeah. And then they, and then they go home and they, they, they, they want to judge you because you say something about porn ever. And then they go home and they like shut the blinds and the first thing up on their TV from the Roku stick is like some chick like blasting diarrhea out of her ass onto a fucking birthday cake while some guys like, we know me at a pub. setting I like to e-drop. I'm not a people person. I don't like anybody. This is a very select few people that I like, but I will e-drop. And there I've heard conversations that women, a group of women have had. Oh, it's that would put a male locker room to shame. Yeah, they just like, I don't understand it. I'm like, everybody just accept it. We're all fucking animals in the heavens. Yeah. Embrace it. Sexy stuff is like one of the only things that every human being has in common. Everybody has sex and if they don't, they either don't know what it is yet because they're too young or they want to be right. Well, this is a great thing. Listen up nerds. Wait, we are at, we are six minutes over. Are all a lot of bullshit sessions. Listen up Asian nerds. You want make fuck? Get nice car. All right. Let's get into the present eyes and heart. Do you think have you heard the conspiracy? What? Yes, mother. That whole conversation and your mom shows in a lesson. Yes, mother. You were one of the few people that I like. So anyway, now that you've talked to your mom, porn. Porn. Donkey shows in ping pong. Winking buttholes and floppy nuts sack. Hey, this, hey, okay. Let's present eyes and heart. Floppy nuts sack. Probably it was old. But do you have you heard the conspiracy theory that he met with? I can yeah, aliens and maybe I listen to a whole podcast where his was granddaughter is great granddaughter. Yeah, who is wacky as she's he's fucking out there dude. Oh, speaking of real quick sidebar of like weird culty out there shit. What was the fucking Mazza Rishi or whatever the fuck back in the 70s and 80s. He started the transcendental meditation thing. I don't have like the beetles and Oprah went there and learn how to do TM. They call it watch a little documentary about them. They still are a thing in Iowa. Uh-huh. And like it was in an odd way. Like they have all these allegations of being a cult. And like there's some stuff that might not be too kosher in their history or somewhere along the hierarchy of it. But the video I watched it was like the most if it's a cult. It was the most normal and like not super creepy weird cult. I've ever seen. It's like a thing like they have they have a whole fucking like property. You can go there. They have like different places where you can learn to meditate. Dude transcendental meditation. You can practice it as a group. You can fucking like they have like parking lots and buildings on this thing. Like it seemed pretty fucking chill. It was super weird. I was expecting it to be much more sinister by the end. But like literally they met with like the president of the company and he was like he. Like he was like he was like I just you know I hope you guys you know. I live a happy life and I hope you know what you learned here you can take with you and just keep doing it elsewhere. And we hope to see you again and like they just left. It's always good to come across a good cult. Well then I made me think now I want to look into transcendental meditation. Because the guys in the video were like yeah no I do feel like clear. And he was like I only had one cup of coffee today which sounds weird but I always have two and I feel just as perfectly fine. Huh. Without the second cup. You have to bring fruit and flowers. I don't have the patience to meditate. I tried. I've done it multiple times but most of the time I just end up being like cool I sat still for 20 minutes. Yeah pretty much. I got a poop and I want candy. That's my breakthrough. Alright there is a serious connection between president Dwight D. Dwight D. President Dwight. Dwight D. Dwight D. Eisenhower and extra terrestrial. What Dwight Howard? No he's just a freaking. Do you think he's ever done that for Halloween? Put on like a fucking suit and a white wig and glasses and then Dwight D. Eisenhower? No. That's a fuck I'm tweeting at him. That's a great idea. This is a long standing conspiracy theory that has been around for a while. And 1999, 1999, 1994, 1594, 1954 Eisenhower allegedly met with aliens to negotiate a treaty. Why did the fuck go on? What there is? I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to be up all. I'm going to spill the beans right here. I'm instantly up all. There is no verifiable evidence. No shit. That this took place. And also why the fuck what what treaty are you going to negotiate? The fuck. I want to cover it. We are the Ukraine. But paintings back home grandma. We are, we are the Ukraine and the aliens are Trump in that conversation. We, you know, have the cards. You have no cards. I walked into this room. I said, oh, what a nice room. But 1954, the meeting between Eisenhower and the, I believe it was just a Nordics, the first meeting. And it seems the, the tall blonde and actually doing that researching this, this goes really deep to something maybe before this happened. We'll come to that. The body was meeting with aliens. It was just magnets for magnets instead. But Eisenhower, in February 20th and 21st February, Eisenhower was in Palm Springs vacationing, if you will. But he suddenly disappeared from this vacation. He went to a official explanation given by the White House, he had an emergency dental appointment after chipping a tooth while eating fried chicken. He went to a rubbantug. Or maybe, or he went, met out aliens. He went to Mar-a-Lago. I witnesses and Wilson-Bowler, lawyers later claimed that Eisenhower and a team of high ranking officials met with a group of Nordic-looking extraterrestrials that had, at words, air force base. What? My biggest problem with this whole thing, off-rip, and from, once we get to the end, it will still be a problem. Wouldn't you think there would be stories about this from other politicians from around the world because wouldn't you think that other countries would be involved in this? Well, maybe or there as far as you know, we the shit. Where was Gorbachev? Mr. Gorbachev, tear down the- Mr. Gorbachev? Gorbachev wasn't in power yet, I believe. Who was? It was Stalin. In '54? Was it Stalin still? I think so. But Brezhnev. Maybe, I don't know. I don't think Gorbachev came into the late '70s or '80s. Brezhnev was before him, correct? Or was Brezhnev after that? Yeah, I don't know. It was, it was Lenin Stalin, Brezhnev Gorbachev Putin, right? I think so. See, these are those moments where I say shit like that and people in my northern day-to-day life are like, "What the fuck you know shit?" And I'm like, "Yeah, let me tell you about the fart I had this morning." But the Nordic aliens were described as humanoid taught with pale white skin and blue eyes. Nords. Or maybe they were German Nazis. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. They just interviewed fucking- Don't worry. The Nazis are going to make an appearance in this podcast episode. Of course they. I mean, before it's all said and done. But these aliens apparently came to visit old Dwight because they wanted to spread a message of peace and a warning about humanity in the future of. Oh, said humanity. Why the fuck would you be making a treaty? Well, they offered, because there was no negotiation. They were offering technology and spiritual advancement. They supposed to offer to help humanity evolve spiritually in IT and it's changed for nuclear disarmament. Now we talked about this. A lot of good that did. Well, and also they were warning about other races. There weren't some. There were some not so nice. Oh, other alien races? Yes. You got to walk top from the back to the. They're going to come up from the border. The dark ones will take you down. About other alien species that maybe weren't so friendly. But they just described it like a fucking coral snake out West. Like, black next to yellow, you're a dead fellow. But they basically wanted to use to abandon the nuclear weapon program, fearing that nuclear energy posed a threat to Earth and beyond. And Eisenhower just stood up cocked a shotgun and said, "Come and take mine." That's pretty much what Eisenhower said. He said, "Don't you tread on me. You are the worldly son of a bitch." Eisenhower was unwilling to accept these terms because it was the start of the Cold War or the early stages of the Cold War. And you know them pesky Russians. I'm going to do it. What? This comment says there's no evidence to prove these interactions occurred. However, there's full blown alien descriptions from setting counters. The Nordic aliens aren't like a new thing. Listen, I will, there are witnesses. And I will mention witnesses to this. So keep your fucking pants on there, sure, Tets. Well, and also, like I said, the Nordic aliens isn't like a new thing. No, they think there's the Nord's, Graze, reptilians, fucking what? Insert ones that we don't know, Anunnaki, fucking. There's like seven, apparently there's 79 different races, something like that, the alien species. What do we know of? That we know of. Okay. That's like a good thing. Are we putting a finite number on that? When you hear no official evidence, this is called documentation via the government. This is called what the government do and there's a reason why there's no documentation of this and I will if you people would just Slow your fucking roll Hang with us enjoy it. I will cover all this shit, but no now you had to fuck up my rhythm See not fuck this I don't have any rhythm. I fucking quit. No, I have any rhythm You have to we can't even read our notes half the time how the fuck are we gonna have a read? I know but still The meeting and the time we read it sounds like Bismarkey Now there are witnesses that said that stated that the ship came down I don't know this air strip got it. They got out these tall freaking Nazi-looking aliens got out and Proposed this treaty proposed this shit and basically I Dwight said Look off. It's like you couldn't have just done this in a zoom meeting. Yeah, no shit But I had to wake up for this shit. I had a I had to golf the back nine with a guy Mara Lago that doesn't exist yet Here's we have talked about this nuclear disarbrament ship with aliens. It'll never happen No, why never happen and it's not real. Wow. Do they give a shit? Do they give a nuclear power? Well, this is their they give that shit to their kids for fucking Christmas science project That's what's gonna say the only reason the only realistic thing that I could think of that would make them give a shit about our nuclear prowess would be If Nuclear fusion nuclear fission some type of nuclear powered something is the next step to legitimate space or intergalactic travel Allowing us to go elsewhere and fuck other places up like we fucked this place up Here's the thing here's what you know look listen the radiation come that comes off a nuclear power plant or a nuclear explosion the meltdown or the bomb is Pales to comparison to what is out there in space. So did you get outside of our atmosphere? Yeah, try going out in space without protection from the sun. You'll be cooked see what fuck happens. Let me know how that goes for you So I just don't understand why I think personally this is the Conspirit The people who believe in these things are are pushing in agenda go they hate fucking nuclear. There's still look now 54 And 60 yes, there should have been a fear Yeah, they're not when they still had fucking air raid sirens and fucking well you all know get under a fucking My desk is not having death. Yeah, you know, I was gonna save you from it, you know Wasn't there something wasn't there something else behind that like they I've discovered there was some other reason why they had kids These are stuff. I don't know. I did those drills. I didn't we did your tornado drills which dumb as fuck as well Get on the ground and put your head between your legs You have to protect your cranium from falling object. Bitch. We're in a building. What the fuck do you think my eight-year-old hands are gonna stop from Crushing my fucking head. Are you shitting me? Are you fucking dumb? Do you not understand how construction works? I'm eight. I weigh fucking like a hundred pounds What do you think I'm gonna stop from happening? You mean put my head between my legs so I can kiss my ass goodbye if this thing actually goes down the fuck Anyway, so the only the Nordic aliens were not pleased with Oh, Dwighty Dwighty, what are you talking fuck off? We're gonna go pound sand so they left Now there was an alleged second meeting with the grays There we go later in 54 Eisenhower said to have met with a different alien race what we commonly refer to as the grays now small Gray skin beans with large heads and black eyes. That was just the royal family Unlike the these Nordic other Nordic aliens a grays were allegedly more pragmatic and willing to make a deal They they were really deal. What the fuck deal do they need to make? I'm gonna tell you once again Slow your roll wouldn't it just be do what we say or we'll fucking blow you up. This is actually referred to as though as the Grata Grata, Grata treaty Eisenhower supposedly signed an agreement with the grays That's now known as this treaty that I'm gonna say again because I can assume it's a great out of it for the grays Yeah, the treaty allegedly allowed the grays to abduct a limited number of Us for medical research and return they would they would They would give us technology advancements such as you know fiber rock. This is where the whole people talk internet and shit like the you know fiber optics and all the big leaps and technology came after 47 people always link it to Roswell, but they They but they also agreed to return these I think I had hot sauce on my finger and I scratched my eye. He's abductees Unharmed hey other than a little anal probing This and this weed guards instantly back to the fucking porn conversation and I don't give a fuck what anybody says look Nothing wrong with a little anal probing if those people get abducted by aliens come back and bitch about anal probing I guarantee you look at their web browser There's gonna be some anal probing port up. I guarantee it. They liked it. They just didn't want to admit to it I don't know about all that but you can definitely make the argument that after we see what they allegedly do to livestock The probe is very miniscule. Well, I see here's the thing that instead of having like all your organs ripped out through your asshole Right, but you know, but like I said this tree was for You know, they gave us some which technology we gave them you know some test subjects But there there is always there's always been there is a big there has been a big jump in Technology from World War two To where it's grown at a rapid pace. Yeah I mean think about I mean considering we still we're to the cotton gin for how long when when did the right brothers take off was at 19 18 18 90s early 1900s Oh So a hundred to say 19 12 but that was the Titanic and I think maybe the first like I don't know factory made automobile But 19 10 I think I think they was about 2000 91 yeah 2001 when China got their first cars 90 I think oh one 1901 was one of the first cars Was 19 10 with the Ford Motor Company did the the assembly line thing then I think so maybe but we know stuff the past no things 100 look at what Civil War what 18 65 and 18 65 I love thinking as bad as a South. I love thinking about battle back then is it You stand there Will stand here jack off your gun and at the drop of the coin we shoot to the shit out of each other Whoever quits first is a bitch and loses So what's that so Civil War was what 140 years ago roughly? 160 160 year. Yeah Yeah Give her take under 170 years math is hard don't ever do it. I'm an idiot. Give her take more time because we're dumb We'll go 175 years. It's wrong, but we'll go with that give her take 50 that's still not that long ago No in the grand scheme of thing that's that's not long at all Your great-great-grandparent Your great-great-grandparent That was three was probably born right around 1900 so your great-great shit my grandparents were born around 1900 well fuck I think mine were only born in the 30s and I'm over new Because my grandma out of the 20s because my grandma would have been I Don't know for sure, but like I didn't pretty sure I believe my grandma was 100% old enough to have remembered World War II. Well, that was 1942. Yeah, so anybody born no like I'm pretty sure she was like in her teens So she were close to it so if not older right I'm trying to do some math. I don't know because she died when she was old. She was born when she was young She was older when she was older than young and then she died when she was old So somewhere in their war my point is two people ago People lived to be fucking a hundred which two people ago two people ago Was basically the Civil War. Yeah That's and look at what we're driving around now look at the techno. We're talking to fucking at least three people all over the globe Yeah, there's people driving around and fucking door stops K.A. Tesla trucks Yeah, that's true Steepers look fucking vehicle Well, you know if you want a spaceship, but that looks like a spaceship. I don't want a spaceship. I want a fucking car Okay, but take your spaceship and drive it right up your asshole and win Donald Trump in it and really if you think from the time the Wright brothers Got in their paper mache fucking Right still the most outlandish thing ever. I give him got their balls is they had balls When you get a go gust a wind and you're like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck to the jet engine right started right about Was developed I believe that the Germans first in World War two. Have you seen the video? I got sucked into a gen engine. No, I don't want to see that it was there's really not much to see kind of disappears the motor stops working. No, there's sparks like, but no, but if you see a goose get it, but yet you see some feathers in that 40 to 50 years, there was advancement, but not to look at the advancement we had from say 80, 1980 to fucking 2000. Yeah, that was a big job. The internet, I would say cell phones, but I'm pretty sure cell phones, things that technically were a thing in the 80s. Yeah, they were. They were just the bricks. You know, they always, I believe government, government had cell phones, the internet's been around since the fucking 60s. Well, realistically, you also had car phones, which car phone is essentially if you break it down to its most basis form is basically a cell phone, but look at it. It is a phone that does not require wires or a landline to make itself work. In the 80s cell phones became the car phone became pretty big, I guess. Yeah, so you need rich people could only afford it. I'm a big kid. My best friends at the time the mom had a car phone. I felt so cool. I got to call my like my house one time and like ask if I could sleep over. I was like, this is fucking, this is next level. This is I've peaked. 70s and 80s, the car phone. And then it, you had the brick in the 80s, for sure, you know, with the, it was about that big look like I had a shoulder strap or two movies with a guy's got a backpack. I need air support. You know, but I would, I look, remember my first cell phone. I didn't think I got a cell phone till I was right before I got married. So it was a 95. I think my first one was like, Oh, two or three because I was like 12 or 13 and I never fucking used it. I only took it if I was told to take it somewhere because my dad was where I was going to be like outside of the house without my parents. Right. But 94 95s when I got my first cell phone. And that thing was colossal compared to what we have today. I mean, we have a fucking miniature computer in our hand. I'm watching us live on my cellular device. Why? Because that's one free viewer. As long as you can. And if you may do the math, I make up 20% of the people watching us right now. Yeah, but I'm just saying we have since whether you want to believe people who believe in Roswell, we got back engineered some of that, whatever crash there. But from 47, which was a Roswell to or if you want to go with this 54, there is a big jump in technology. Now I would think fiber optics, people always say fiber optics. Yeah. But however, I would think if it's extra terrestrial, I think you'd take more than fiber optics to travel the bed and space and time to get here. Right. I think more than fucking fancy little light cable. How'd you get here, space man? iPhone. You'll know. I put an iPhone into a Chrysler station wagon and here we are. But there is something like I said, no, I don't know whether or not to work back engineering, back engineering, fucking alien tech to make these if we've got in our hands on it, we definitely are. You'd be fucking stupid not to or this is just we're getting smarter as a species and naturally more. The more people you have that have a high intellect will create things. Yeah. And the more conclusions you have, the more chance you have people waking up being mathematicians and it multiplies over every year, you know, things get better and smaller and it just magnifies. That could account for I don't know. I don't fucking know. More brains for storm and they also attribute like the stealth aircraft to seeing it, seeing it to microchips, fiber optics, all this to either the trade, the trade of knowledge for our human anal, analises. But well, well, I was gonna say like all jokes aside, maybe this was when they started populating the earth, they needed the test subjects to figure out how we synthesize and digest our oxygen molecules and stuff like that on this planet. And they were like, all right, we're gonna take some of you guys will be back in five years and we're gonna live here now. I'm the Betty. No, I'm moving. I'm gonna be I am your stepfather. No, now we're gonna get to the part where the commenter wants to talk about no evidence. I'm going to give witnesses now and these aren't Billy Bob from sitting in the back of his pickup, Dr. Dr. Ginton, natty light. Oh, yeah, this is going on. We can't find DB. These are reported people who actually witnessed this meeting were in attendance to this meeting. Gerald Light, a metaphysical researcher to find to have first hand knowledge of this meeting at average for Edwards Air Force Base. Yeah, I'm gonna look up what a metaphysical researcher does. I think it's a white job personally. Not the best, not the best witness, but here comes a good one. William Cooper, ex-Navy intelligent officer alleged that the there actually was a treaty done with the grace. It was a real thing in the US did gain knowledge from their technology. Huh. This reads a metaphysical researcher or metaphysician. I like that word much better. Explores the fundamental nature of reality, including existence, consciousness and the universe, often delving into areas beyond the scope of empirical sciences. Huh. That reads that would be the kind of person that I would expect to be at a meeting that didn't happen. Now, I'll never I didn't write them all down. I believe there was a CIA director. I thought their names don't want it. Yes, I didn't. Well, motherfucker. He didn't exist. I could go into my other notes and find it. But Phil Schroder, an engineer came, uh, claimed to have worked in underground bases where the government collaborated with these extra trodder. Phil Snyder. Phil Snyder. Yeah. It's, uh, but there was, I keep fuck, I wish I wrote. I don't know how I missed it. There was like an X CIA director. I believe one of the first one. Who was the first one? Wasn't that the guy killed Kennedy? The first CIA director. Yeah. Wasn't, what's his name? Wasn't it Eisenhower? I don't know. CIA. Back in Eisenhower, talking to the first one, Oss. Oh, I don't think CIA did. We have Mike came around about this time. Go ahead. I'll find it anyway. Good as soon as I look it up. First, the first CIA director. But I thought it was a former future president, wasn't it? No, I don't think so. I'll get back to, I can look me out of the next book. I got a rear admiral Oscar, Roscoe H. That's him. Hillin Coder. He was a witness to this as well. So these aren't crackpots. Let's be honest. Um, I don't know. Just looking at this man, he was old as fuck at this time. Well, you know, it happens. Now, as we'd like to do here on the GIT and podcast, we will cover this kept six few. We will let, because it's a very popular view. Like contrary to popularly, I am not a full-born conspiracy. Neither am I. I talk about them a lot and I find them super interesting, but like I don't believe most of them. Now, do I? I think some of them are very, um, uh, conveniently, um, detailed or precise in certain ways that make you go, well, but like the goddamn bats and fucking Wuhan. So this, the skeptics view is there is no official documentation. And there's a reason for this. And I'm going to because it's the government. I'm going to cover it. There's a real legitimate reason. And you probably even heard about this for this water gate. No, many people, people believe this story emerged from the Cold War paranoia of UFOs culture in the 50s, which reads very possible. That is very possible. Now, or it was fucking like Russian propaganda. Right. Now, this ties into another conspiracy theory. Have you ever heard of the 1952 Truman surrender? Mm-hmm. This is a conspiracy theory that the, that present Harry Truman orchestrated a secret Nazi alien surrender like surrender to the Nazis and aliens. Correct. The not natural. We know the notches did escape, but the Nazis did escape of us to Argentina and to other places. I'm still pretty sure they Hitler did. They did have secret bases. They were very interested in Antarctica. There's rumors that high ranking Nazi officials escaped to a hidden base in America. We've covered this in previous episode called Newswobbingland. Mm-hmm. What was it? Operation blue or no Operation Burr Admiral Bird? We covered it in that. Oh, um, paperclip? No, paperclip. Uh, fuck, there's so many operations and it was where bird had the war in Antarctica with alien spacecraft. It's, yeah, because it's, it's, it's, it's tied to paperclip. Right. And this is kind of tied to paperclip as well. The, the, I'm going to think of it. continue right now we know operation tumble drop no it is a fact that the Nazis were much more advanced than us they had a lot more going on technology technology wise this is my wheelhouse it's really bothering me that I can't just spit this out technology wise they were more advanced they they had the best scientist hi jump yes it is a proper we appreciate it also could be operation double drop yeah okay the Daning lover yeah boat tap I think that was the name of the other boat tap nice boat tap my friend I think in that we've covered there are pictures of flying saucers German flying saucer there's a video of one yeah it doesn't do much it doesn't like fly off or anything but it there's a video of one leaving the ground for momentarily and then dropping back down right and we've all heard of the bell the Nazi bell which they called decalaca that's how you pronounce that I took German high school thank you I got an ep in it once semester only if I ever got school you know what a Nazi gets if they come around these parts the Glocka oh dude great dad joke I just heard oh fuck me why the pie or why did the cowboy get a weaner dog or tell him why he wanted to get a long little doggy yeah I did just put up all over the fucking other good one huh that was you guys can have that where are we at also saw a tweet where's him he said who's got seven thumbs and just got fired from the more to where he's from the morgue so we're talking about the Truman surrender there's a conspiracy theory that Truman's surrendered to the Nazi it here's only task force between Nazis and aliens in a true man always gave off 1952 and which I didn't expect to go down this rabbit hole I expected this episode to be done right here but I fell down this rabbit hole and I had a major Woody so I had to write it down now we I know you've heard of the UFO incident over Washington DC in 1952 there are those people that believe that these UFO sightings were an attack or a show of force I should say but to the US government by the Nazis and aliens this led to a nationals national society national security concerns and the US Air Force launched an investigation under project blue book this is where blue book kicked off not to be confused with blue beam now which is happening right now there are those people believe that this was not actually UFOs extraterrestrial UFOs yeah these were the Nazis coming up from Antarctica to demonstrate their power and negotiate a secret surrender or treaty what if these were all just fucking drones before before drones were a thing I never thought of that now true basically Truman was coroner this Truman was forced to basically surrender because there's those people that believe the Nazis never really lost a war that is a legitimate thought they lost a state of the state of Germany over the last day law years says otherwise Germany lost the war the Nazis didn't fair with paperclip we took all you know there was a true and a good yeah that's an interesting way to think about it because if you think you like realistically the Nazi party in a way never never resolved it just it just changed names and started working for us it wet they dispersed they were allowed to disperse whether it be we took them some of you know so you took some scientists everybody took you get a scientist you get a science and then Hitler ran away and just lived in Castle Gray School for the rest of the time and went to so the Nazis were never actually defeated Germany took the fall they were repurposed right they they were allowed to rebrand it if you know where was that they hit the waiver wire right now so basically there's this Truman had to surrender because the technology was much more high-tech than art what we had at the time in 52 now the most extreme version suggests that 1952 Truman secretly surrender to Nazi forces who had survived the war and maintained a technological I can't even speak tonight Jesus you know I'm trying to say edge over the US why did I put that twice anyway just in case I have you ever heard of the majestic 12 yep this is for those people who don't know it was as opposed secret government group formed to handle UFO matters with some claim claim played a role in covering up the 1952 surrender and come to the eye was just thought it was a fucking quentin Tarantino we have mj12 is the name mj12 is the name of the next secret number one rang top quarter back part this back this organization was formed in 1947 by Harry S. Truman to oversee image information related to extraterrestrial encounters right around the wall so he made a code he made a thing to keep an eye on this and then he ended up being a bitch about it no he didn't he means you're in his side to truce with that's that's the majestic 12 mj majestic sounds like a mj12 was not a force it was just a committee to cover the shit up that's where he went to complain about it I think it was going on like I don't know if we should do this Harry are you kidding you weren't there Tom it's either we do this or they're having a good there going to fuck my ass not yours the project majestic 12 surface became knowledge we gain knowledge of this in 1984 by researcher named Jamie Shandira already sounds untrustworthy received an envelope containing a role of undeveloped film this how it always happens class according to reports on this film was once it was developed classified government documentation documents dealing with the mj12 project dated from 1952 contained a briefing for incoming president Dwight D. Eisenhower and the secret committee formation and activity the information suggests the mj12 was responsible for handling extraterrestrial technology reverse engineering alien aircraft suppressing public knowledge of UFOs the committee included well-known figures in the military and scientific fields such as this dude mr. Bush a scientific advisor and head of wartime research projects oh this is why I got confused okay this is Roscoe he's in this James first or first first or first or a first all first secretary of defense Roscoe he culture in the first CIA director and general Nathan tweening a us air force chief of staff so now all star so basically the mj12 was basically to cover up your phone counters reverse engineer and have a secret relationship with the action to us girls but main thing is misinformation which you always have to understand that we don't know what to believe with this even today this is true how much of this a majority of whatever we've learned all this disclosure could be just misinformation what was what's that other operation where you know Jesus is gonna talk to us in the same project moving yes it's happening right now yes so like you the crazy it isn't if you looked into that there's project blue beam shit going on really maybe well yeah did we cover this episode what project movie yeah we was like my first episode I did or like second second there yeah no like if you look into the news around the world and like how stuff's going on like maybe we project blue beam is I'm not saying that actual project blue beam is coming true but shit that is low key outlined in project blue beam is fucking happening currently maybe we ought to revisit that and talk about what's going on the carrier across ever we could do that maybe a good upset as of but I did earlier let's do some to bunking this controversy or say I did a rod I did or I know I did early as I did spoke earlier about let's deep monk this as I did spoke her as I don't say it there are a lot of of existencies in the terminology used in these documents some of the language I don't have examples of this I searched I just somebody said this that just sicked me on it out of found some of the language in the documents were not consistent with the lingo of 1940 or the 40s and 50s the aliens were quite strange but also lit as fuck when we had a party formatting issues the structure of the documents does not exactly match authentic government briefings due to the conversation with the extraterrestrials we fear for the future of our company or country and that is no cap now I this I just doing that makes sense because it makes sense to shut up about it that's why no verifiable government records There's no there's never it no verification in day 12 exists. The only time we get the shit is 50 years later and half the fucking paid documents blocked out and redacted and here's the thing about the government they will deny the night area 51 was in a fucking blockbuster movie before they in 1996 and they still denied it was a thing. Yeah, it wasn't what 2010 or 2005 somewhere between two I think 2005 2010 they actually admitted area 51 existed when you have fucking kids were out walking around talking about area 51 before you even fucking make a comment about it. You're doing a bad job. Will Smith was talking about area 51 and independent state Jeff Goldblum knew all about it. I mean come on when you reach that level of pop culture it's in a major billpaxed and he broke the he broke the levy. I will not go softly will not go softly to that good night. It wasn't kick ass speech. Where's my drunk pilot? Where's cousin Eddie cousin Eddie get out of the window. Did you notice the fact I didn't think about that he also lived in a fucking winnebago in Independence Day. Yes, maybe he had a thing about when a baby get out of your winnebago and save the world in words of my generation up yours. The moral shitter's full Eddie we need you now. Now here's the thing that's pretty much all I got. I thought maybe MJ 12 we might do a full breakdown episode of one at some point talk about his combine results. I thought he was 23 but I could be wrong. I know that's that's Michael Jackson the average age of his lover. Oh, MJ 12. Hello. You know what Michael Jackson loves about 26 year olds? What is 20 of them? Don't fuck with the king of pop. You know, here's the thing. Do I think Dwight D I was Eisenhower met with aliens? What good would it do? Like we have no again not to sound like fucking Trump daddy but like we don't realistically. If they have the ability to travel here from another galaxy. We don't have any fucking like we have no we hold no Trump card at that point. We'll get we'll spend a little bit we're gonna threaten them and they're gonna be like oh okay, it will be a million light years away by the time you can press the fucking button. We have warps we have a ludicrous speed. Hey ludicrous speed. He can take a hundam to make a space shuttle. They'll be like hey, you lick my space nuts Dwight. We're out. You know, here's I don't know. I think it's a foregone conclusion. There's something going on right now whether I think we are closer to disclosure now than we ever have been. But then again, how much is this is a siap or disinformation and how much of it is disclosure and how much of it is just acceptance of reality? I am 100% sure there's life throughout the universe. Yeah 100% sure. Yeah. Because everybody's like oh, but like no, no, no, you're thinking about this the wrong way. If there's single or multi-celled organisms elsewhere in the universe, that's life. That is life elsewhere. What do you think we fucking came from? Right. Now what people are seeing and I've moved a lot closer to this way of thinking. Doesn't mean it's extraterrestrial. It very well could be interdimensional. The multiverse is actually a real thing. Well, yeah, how do you think they got war in Deadpool again? I feel like I've got to get off your pop, your Marvel fucking shit. Fuck them. You watch that shit before you went to see that shit in theaters. Fuck yeah. Oh, wait until it came out of Disney Plus. Who's the Marvel nerd? I don't. I haven't even watched Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Neither of I. I need to. Apparently, am I making a cry? First one made was it first one in group died? No, yes. I got a little terrier. I was born again. I have a group died. Dude, what fucking when Yondu died? That was sad too. What was his name in days of thought? He was like, "I love you boy." Rowdy and days of ThunderDead when he died. I did some days of Thunder shit on Monday. Did you? Here's how bad fucking we're going off on a run here. Fuck it. We're basically done. Here's how bad Hollywood is. No, they fuck kids. Well besides that. Enough said. They're remaking another fucking Maverick is coming out. Another Maverick. Top 3. Oh, Top Gun. Was they Maverick with Mel Gibson? The fucking Riverboat gambling movie? No. How much do I, how much do you credit me for the bull? I think I saw this. I don't know if this is a jerk or not. That's a shout out to Casey Rock. They're redoing Harley Davidson in the Marble Man. What fucking muscle bound dude that looks like the beast from Beauty and the Beast are going to use this time? That is Don Johnson and Mickey Rour. Yeah, I think. Mickey Rour looks like he's wearing prosthetics at all times. He doesn't look like that back then. I remember. He had a little bit of a beat going on. I think I forget. I'll call him in to somebody else. Jason. It would be perfect. Jason Mamon and Jason Statham. No, I forget Jason and Jason. But anyway, I don't even know if that's true. That could be a fake. It could be the rock. No. Or John Cena. What else did they ref fucking doing? They're redoing something else. They're doing the one of twos out on Disney Plus. They obviously lost their creativity. Well, yeah. I'm up with some new shit. The remade, John, and I'm not gonna fucking knew he says the original John wasn't good. Neither was the remade. But the remake was worse. Yeah. At least the original John had an excuse. It was back in the day and they did a shit job. Or they did a okay job with special effects with what they had. It was no Star Wars. No. Done in a garage. My fat dudes that smelled weird. But I just don't get it. I mean, and TV shows. How many fucking TV shows have basically are we? Oh, yeah. Oh, my five oh fucking. I'm just waiting for Knight Rider to come back. And what was the one with Hulk Hogan and the boat? Thundercut. Thundercut. Thundercut. No. No, that was his character in Rotary. Thundercut. Thundercut or something. Do you hear that stupid fucking boat? Yeah. Well, listen, brother. I need you to get on the boat because I need your help. The country is on the wake of a disaster because boat puns. I mean, I think I've obviously they can't. They're taking away their little scared of kids now. So they've lost their creatives. No, kids are scared of them. Well, but they're not getting their dose of kids now. So they've lost their creativity. Which blows my mind. How the fuck is that happening? And you're running out of kids to try to bang and put into TV movies and TV shows in Hollywood, but they're still getting funneled into the Catholic Church for like a mother fucker. They never did. Didn't, uh, well, Catholic Church provides snakes. Didn't they say they were going to release the Epstein Piles the other day or last week or two weeks ago and that was a big fat, nothing burger? This because the file probably has nothing in it at this point. I mean, yeah, it's probably been shredded and burned. Yeah, because I don't want all those politicians names. I went to his island and fucked kids to be on there. I still, yeah, definitely not getting on any of you. You guys know I guess after this. How is how is that hooker in jail for that bitch needs to be dead? So child sex trafficking to fucking no one. Yeah. Why hasn't fucking anybody been arrested? Why hasn't why hasn't Hillary Clinton made her commit suicide yet? Like she did Jeff. Do you actually believe it? You actually think that what the Hillary Clinton killed him? The Clinton tab that kind of jack, that kind of power that kind of poor, I guess. Yeah. I don't know. I don't think it's just them though. But I think they definitely have the ability to do that. How you do a whole episode of fucking smart to pull that shit off. I could do a whole episode on the massive body count that surrounds the Clintons. There's a lot. I mean, I like, here's the thing I like though. I did not have sexual relationships with that woman. I just had her suck my dick. That's not the same. Hillary, it's the same. It's like my daddy told me in Arkansas eating, ain't cheating. I mean, hey, if I'm the most powerful man on the planet, being the president of the United States, or supposedly most, if you can't use that to get some hose, who can't? Well, not only that, not only are you the most powerful man in the arguably the most powerful country in the world, you're also married to a fucking bridge troll. That's the same. Yeah, I will say though. Hillary was an attractive younger woman. Stop right there. No, she wasn't compared to now. I saw pictures of her when she was in law school. Still a fucking great. She's a lot better than she is now. Well, yeah, neither of them age gracefully. Both of them looked like, you know, those fucking titty inserts that women with small boobs have, the like silicone ones. They both look like one of those. The Wonder Bra. Yeah. They both look like one of those that got like microwave and thrown against the wall and you put some googly eyes on it. She is a mutant. And she's a bitch. Oh, she's a no bitch doesn't mean did you see that dude? Did you see have you seen the video Trump talking about the Gulf of America where they zoom in on her? It's I had a slight new respect and appreciation for Hillary Clinton. he's like he's like we're going to take the Gulf of Mexico we're going to rename it the Gulf of America and like they zoo you there's a video I saw they zoom in and she literally sitting there and starts to like laugh noticeably and I'm like all right I hate you a little less and you see Bill goes honey I'm like she does she starts laughing and say turns her face away and I was like yeah I like I found some there's one thing I like about fucking Hillary this was funny here's the thing I don't know what you think about tariffs I don't give a fuck but candidate has lost so much fucking face over this shit candidate I love you you make great maple syrup you play hockey really well but shut the fuck up they're talking all bad do you see all that shit the most fuckers yeah and then they back down for like a back in time like a bitch if I was a dude if I was his Justin Trudeau still yeah the prime minister in the can it that's your first fucking problem Justin Trudeau is a plot waffle they talk shit once they backed out then they really started talking shit again and Trump did it again and those fucking posties just if you're gonna talk you shit honestly the whole shit it's Canada the way they should have handled that whole shit about it's gonna be the 51st day they should have just showed they should have been like probably minister Justin Trudeau is holding a past conference today about it's the alleged annexation of Canada into the United States and he should have gone up there and if you wanted to do it right somebody should have said prime minister Trudeau what's your response to President Trump alleging that Canada may be the 51st day he should have gone and walked off stage but it's really about the tariffs that they're they're bitching about and they're trying to look tear for where we got going on they're going to fucking lose and also and then but here's the thing listen if I start shit with you if I start running my mouth to you we're sitting in the bar there we don't know each other I start running my mouth to you what are you gonna do and you we don't know each other oh we're going to have something to say back to right now I got one of two choices I can back the fuck off which I'm old I probably do anyway because I can't throw down like I use I use good lessons worth it okay so I back off then I started doing it the second time see and at that point that it would be the opposite at that point if somebody did that I'd be like but they're funny man at that point I need when you come back at me if you come back at me I gotta stay my girl I gotta take that ass who I can man I went back for second I gotta do it like Doug Glatt from fucking Goon he said he'd glad you try that shit with me I'll let your ass fuck up he said hey I'll light your ass back up on fire but I'm gonna say if you're gonna fucking come back a second time and talk shit okay you backed yourself into when you're gonna have to throw it down at this point my biggest problem is it's very rare that somebody's going to just try to talk shit to me and like gain the upper hand and shit talking because as soon as somebody does that to me I'm looking at I'm going through my role dex I'm like who what two celebrities or fictional characters could I say fuck to create this human but I forget what the percentage of Canadian residents live south more more more southernly than the majority of the Canadian US border yeah yeah in like Toronto and like 75% of the yeah most of Canada's not populated is below our northern border in you know in population density so just cut them off take that make that the 51st state fuck them or just leave it at 50 who wants 51 50 is a nice even number and do we really need another state who gives a fuck if we have a 51st state why do we give a shit we already got Puerto Rico Puerto Rico is not a state this an annexation they can vote but I don't think they can vote generally not I don't I don't pay tax they use US currency yeah but I don't think they can actually vote yeah well if my tax dollars are going to trash island trash okay I don't want them as if I don't even want Greenland who does it's fucking cold fucking we like congratulations we have annexed Greenland good job ask that we have a fucking volcano now unless there's some minerals and all shit there but they won't let us drill it the US government will let it drill in there's a fucking volcano what was a fucking volcano and yeah like a big volcano no this no the other zone's not a volcano yes it is it's a super volcano underneath I thought it was just like a pressure point no it's a cold there that that is the national park is a cold era no we're fucked well I mean well that's gonna kill us anyway I don't be not in our lifetime probably but eventually I think it's actually because once that goes off everything else is a lot of other shit's gonna go off well I think I saw I watched a video because I watched TikTok and learned that it's just not women don't have to make a women dance and sometimes the internet they never told a lie just like Bill or Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby actually us here know how we will survive the initial blast we will get poured on by ash what will kill us will be the good nuclear fault the wind the nuclear winter that's what's gonna kill but I'm pretty sure I saw somewhere like once that once that goes off it'll it'll fuck up the the what is it the subterranean pressure to the point that like a hand a bunch of volcanoes will probably be activated to so that that makes it and the next thing you know we got lava sharks I think it's a it supposedly goes off every 65,000 years or 650,000 years and it's been like 649 you know and it seems like we're right there but it could be another hundred thousand years you know let's just say I don't want to be in Yellowstone or on the Dutton Ranch when that motherfucker goes off I don't want to be anywhere within a 10,000 mile radius when that shit goes off that you still fucked no matter what you eventually yeah yeah it's like going to a party of Bill Cosby's house eventually you're gonna get fucked eventually you're gonna get the pipe plate the pickup lines that guy must have had once he once you're up those women they're like they tried they tried to fucking fight back and he's like his call to the yellow putting pop and on a yellow putting stop who thought Rudy's dad should do that he'd done that I know America's dad Dr. Fuckstable I think the signed for there I think the signed for there nobody where Eddie Murphy warned us nobody wears that mini sweaters he's got a fucking urban dictionary sex act named after him the Cosby sweater it's something like what is it it's like it's something like like one of like one of the partners like eats a bunch of like fruity pebbles and then like throws up on the other one's just while they're banging or some shit like that welcome to urban dictionary I don't know sorry you think I want to get time urban look on go on urban dictionary and look up the Tallahassee gas mask it's gross it's funny but it's gross this was the Alaska pipeline and that one's also disgusting this was my last UFO episode for a while they it's hard to really get a good one me not because it's like you can talk about it to your blue in the face but then when people are like any evidence you're like no not really unless something pops off new I think I'm done with the UFOs now conspiracy theories I'm gonna fuck them right now well next week we'll be talking about fucking Aaron from ghost adventures and his harlot of a wife I swam time what is he yet has he come on say anything about it I don't know right off hand he won't I know he'll have Zach Megan say exact did make a comment who come out to be that show he was still fucking on yeah there's like fucking four versions of it how the fuck is that show so have you been on discovery plus lately no there's like fucking six different versions of ghost adventures there's ghost adventures there's like ghost vids adventures international or some shit there's what the scream room or whatever the fuck where they basically just over COVID sat in a fucking room and watched their old episodes there's house calls which is basically I've seen house calls literally just ghost adventures in a house that they get called by the client yeah it's basically a paranormal state just with a higher budget I mean I heard that guy was a fucking piece of shit oh Ryan from paranormal state yeah I've heard bad things about him yeah I think he got I think he's in jail isn't he probably yeah he probably he probably he probably touched the wrong butthole that's usually what takes him down because I watch your name joined up with Nick from the old guest adventures and did that which wasn't a bad show where they'd actually spend the night sleep and everything in a place it was actually pretty a show when they got black bald because of ghost adventures that's what I've heard yeah I've heard that ghost adventures in Zach Baggins has sabotaged every project major project that he's tried to do since he left well Zach Baggins is a fuck bag oh he's definitely yeah he does it as far in place oh I mean yeah what's he gonna do he's just gonna talk slow at you you're a cock bag I understand what you're seeing we spent years building our credibility well if you would if you would prefer for the benefit of my bank account and that of my team because my team and my team and I love my team. Let me talk about my team. We, I feel we should have this conversation in the most haunted home in Namibia. You go to the music. Don't ask Neck tattoo on the back. Is it Neck tattoo? Oh, it's like a cross on his shoulders that comes up on his neck. Yeah. You know, that's straight bitch. Stop. Stop running. That's all I hear. Fuck him. See, I used to want to make fun of his glasses, but I guess if he does actually have a condition, I would because of his team in house. It was. It was. Which I will say wasn't a bad job. I give credit. That documentary. That shit was creepy at the end. That shit was fucking creepy. It was probably fake, but it's creepy. And the best acting he's probably ever done. My point is when he fucking chucked that, I don't know if it was a recorder or what, when he threw it into the hallway and he was like, "Back the fuck up!" I was like, "This is the best acting I've ever seen him do." My problem is basically watching paranormal activity with a lower budget. My problem with him is always he might be the biggest person to play. He is possessed at the drop of the fucking hat. Oh, there he is. His whole crew is. Did you see the one where what's this fuck was like? I've never drank on an investigation, but I want to drink that whiskey right now. Have you seen that shit? They put a shot of whiskey out as a trigger item. And he's like, "Billy, whatever the fuck his name is." He just went off on this thing. He's like, "I want to drink that." "Fuck dude, I want to drink that whiskey." And I'm like, "That's just because you can't stand the people that you spend your day around." I'm sorry if I was Aaron. You know, I feel sorry for Aaron. Especially now, you think they'll stop making them go into the scary room now that the wife tried to fucking kill him? They fucking him every time. Somebody's got to do it clearly. His wife didn't want to. They gave him all the shit jobs. Yeah, they're like, "Aaron, you know that room where everybody's been violently eviscerated within five minutes of walking inside of it? You're sleeping there tonight." But shut the fuck up, Aaron. Turn the cameras off, Billy. I mean, if I was Aaron, I would have beat his ass a long time ago. I know. Like, he's like kind of big, but I don't see him being very intimately. He's probably about my height, your height. Well, he's kind of built, but I don't see him as being intimidating. Like, if he was like, "Will the flipper I'd be like. " What, what, what? The show was here, Aaron. He was on a dating show? What was it? How awkward was that? Oh, he fucking. My name is Rob McEath. No, not to the dating show. He was a little fortunate. He was on Wheel of Fortune. Yeah, Google that shit or YouTube that shit. Did he only guess the letters G-H-O and ask D&T? He had been his sister. We're on it. He was a sister? Yeah, I think so. I think he. Google that shit. Was it Aaron? Hold on a minute. I would Google it. Fuck it. We got nothing to do here. I'm faster. In 1998. Okay, you got it already. No way. I'm serious. Would I lie to you? Oh, look at him. Oh my God. What a fucking nerd. You tell me that fucking thing can get beat up in high school a lot. Oh my God. He looks like. Well, he looks like a. Schmull Schmutter. First off. Yes. He looks like he is on the alumni list of Columbine. And he also kind of looks like the pre-story version of like. You know what he looks like? He looks like the. Like if they made a prequel to one of the Joker movies, it would be him. He's the Joker in high school. No, you know what he looks like? He looks like the thin man from fucking Charlie's Angels. Fuck, what's his name? God damn it. Oh. Tofer or something or something. The ball guy. No, he had here. Oh, I'm thinking of the. Yeah, always plays like a creepy. He played. he was also the. He ran the orphanage in Lake Mike with Bowel. I don't know if you're not saying that. I would not watch a Bowel. This guy. Oh. Bad from back to the future. Yes. Yes. Okay. That's what he looks like. He looks like a young him. You are dead nuts. With Backstreet Boys hair. I'm totally. I'm finding that whole episode and watching it now. I'm like, what a nerd. I will say the best thing that I will have to give Ghost Adventures is that that one time when I was wondering if any of the major ghost hunting shows had ever farted on investigation and included it in an episode they have and they did. Props. It was fun. It was pretty funny. I. He did. He just ripped ass in the middle of it and they're like, they're like, "If this place is haunted, you are." Funny story. But didn't even let go out to the story. First time I ever went on an investigation. You farted? No. I took a shit the first time you and I went on one. We were sitting there doing an EVP session and it was at Rawls Opera House in the auditorium. There's a. You know, I had a recorder. Everybody had a recorder. We are taking turns doing our thing. I asked some questions. It was in a group. You know, probably five of us. And Mike. I'm sitting in, you know, their theater South seats. An old theater South seat. I was in there my recorder like this. And you can hear your stomach growl. Your throat. And so he said, "Let's hear your tape." I was like, "I want to." So I played it and he said, "Oh, what was that?" I said, "That was a lack of a cheeseburger." That was a, like, realistically scenario. Like, that is the perfect opportunity for a fart. Especially like, yeah, you're just like, everybody's like, "We have to be quiet so we can hear anything." And then like, especially if you start getting some activity or some answers and people start getting a little fired up and maybe some a little scared, do you just. You know what? Out of no. I might get on that old computer. I might still have those tapes that recording. It was fucking hilarious. That's a good mic. Get picked up. That'd be a dangerous statement if you were a politician or you're working Hollywood. I might still have those tapes. I keep everything. All right. That's about fucking it. I don't know. You're doing next week any idea what you're going to do next week? Nope. Not a clue. Having the foggyest. Okay. But like I said, I'm not going to. I think my next episode of a couple weeks might be more. I might try to find something paranormal, but. Oh, you see, we've done anything more. Well, yeah, we have. Maybe like near death experiences or something like that. I don't know. I've got a list. But I do have a. Another conspiracy like. government, fuckers and the heinous story to do. But I'm going to save it. A little too close to all of them. A little too close to your Charlie Manson episode. So. I don't know. I'll try to whip up something paranormal in a couple weeks. I'll give it a shot. You think we'd get hit with copyright infringement if we made a. If we brewed a beer and called it MK Ultra? I don't know if the government has a patent on that. I'd be more worried about. Mikalobe. Do they have it? I don't know if they have it. Mikalobe. Well, we make MK Ultra and the logo is like a fucking vulture instead of an eagle. You know, you remember the old. You're not old. Back when I was in high school in spring, where. The big thing was shirts. Like. Budweiser shirts, but they weren't. It was hit, said something different, like badass clover. You know, it's like. Yeah, but it's still a thing. Is it still a thing? Yeah. Like the FBI female body inspector just dumped shit. We ought to do that, being with a mixed ultra. But logo, ultra, that's a good idea. Make sure that we ought to do that. That's a good idea. Branding ideas. We shouldn't kept that to ourselves. Nobody's listening to this shit anyway. Uh, two people are. I'll shut the fuck up. Keep our secret. We'll cut you in. Be air, everyone. It's just a thing. Still listening. Say something in the comments. We'll cut you into the profits. It'll be. There won't be any. There'll be at least 25 cents. I guarantee. I don't think that we've sold a piece of merchandise since I came onto this podcast. I don't even know how to get on. I think I've got that password too. We might have to fucking start a new one. Good fire up some designs. Gotta get people to listen. Hey, we got. Or we make a couple and we do giveaways on like Instagram. Well, I'm gonna start trying to get back to doing the shorts. I think we should do that. We should make up some merchandise of some sort and do a couple giveaways on Instagram. Okay, we can do that. All right. All right. We out of here. We're fucking done. I kind of gotta be definitely gotta fart. After all that fart talk. Okay, we're out here. Take care. We love you. Bye.