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- I don't possess none of that. - And so you tried to, in that one show, and I literally about fell out. That's how I can't do that in half a million lives. - Yeah, I can't, and it was simple moving. - I'm literally going. - And I went too low. - And my knee, my left knee, it turned off. It literally was like, turn off. And it went, and I fell. - Oh my God, so there's a lot of stories that come out of this second leg of tour. And you can get those all with this Wednesday on the patreon patreon.com/usionalpodcast any tear gets the Patreon exclusives do. - It was so fun. - Thank you, I'm really good at my job. It's so, it's so funny, bro, all this stuff that happens. I kind of want to get into some of it, but maybe I'll get into it later, but I have something that happened. We just got home a couple of days ago. - Yes, we did. - And I've been telling you, I want to go see the Odyssey. - You went? - I went to see the Odyssey, but only some of it. - Okay, okay. There's so much wrong with that one sentence. One, you went without me. - Oh, yeah. - I don't plan on doing things with you anymore. It takes too much, it's too much work to go do something. - It takes a text. - No, it's scheduling. - Yeah, but a text, an initial text. Hey, you don't have to change anything for me. You say, "Hey, I'm going at eight tomorrow. If you want to come, you can." - Oh. - And then that's up to me to schedule my own life. - Okay, it's true. - Sorry, but I went, so I just don't give a sh*t. - No, I went, like as soon as we went, I got home. I knew there's no chance of you going. - Oh, I was in Oklahoma. - You were in Oklahoma, yeah. - You had a funeral. - Yeah. - R-I-P. - And so I was like, I'm just going. I need to go see this movie. - That's fair, okay, that's fair. Now, to the biggest disappointment of that statement. You saw some of it? - Question mark, question mark, question mark. - About 35 minutes of a three hour movie. Yeah, and I left. I left the Odyssey within 35 minutes of seeing it. - You need to defend yourself right now. - It's not my fault. - It's not my fault. - No, it's not, don't do that. Take a shot. - Take a shot. - No, it's not, it's not my fault really. It's the movie theaters fault. So, if you don't know the Odyssey was filmed on IMAX, and it's like very rare that movies get filmed. - 70 millimeter films. - Yes, and so everybody's saying you've got to go see an it's 70 millimeter IMAX, 70 millimeter IMAX, 70 millimeter IMAX, so I say, God, okay. And so you know I've been, I've been cursed with movie theaters recently, people taking pictures with me, people talking, I'm asking, hey, man, can we get this flash on in the middle of a film crazy? So I go see Odyssey, and I'm like, okay, I got to find a 70 millimeter in Dallas. So I'm like, okay, let me look. Well, I'm also not good at scheduling stuff. I'm like booking stuff for myself. I built a team to do that for me. All right, 'cause I know I'm not good at this. But I was like, you know what, this is a personal matter. I can't get the team on it. So let me do this myself. I go. - Here we go. You go, it's just weird. I showed up. We're watching freakier Friday. I'm like, you're gonna make a fit wrong move. And so I go book this movie, and it was way more expensive than a normal movie take. So I was like, this has to be 70 millimeter IMAX. And I looked up 70 millimeter IMAX whenever I book this. So it has to be 70 millimeter. - It has to be. - It should be. - And there's a theater I've never been to. I go into the theater, right? And the, I look up at the screen, and I'm like, this screen looks pretty normal. Like this looks like a normal theater. Maybe it expands when the show starts. I don't know. The walls pop out and goes, yeah, maybe something like that. I've never been. I sit on my theater and it's like big seats. I was like, this is weird, like elevated. And like, I don't know, and there's buttons on the seat. Why are there buttons on the seat? You went to another dining accidently? - No, I'm there, right? And the movie starts, right? I'm like, okay, the screen's the same size. What the fuck? Why am I moving? Why am I moving? Why am I moving? Dog, these motherfuckin' get on a bone. And I get squirted. I don't know where with water and I'm shaking. I'm like this with a popcorn. Like what the fuck? I'm like, I'm like, you're like, what the fuck? Dog, I'm getting dizzy. My popcorn's all over me and I'm like, dude, you know the panic in my eyes whenever I'm shaking and soaring. Yeah, and then the movie starts getting cold. I'm like, dog, what the fuck? I'm like, what's going on? Now, I don't know if everybody else would sign up for the guy rollercoaster movie experience. I look over to my right, there's this woman and she's pregnant. And I'm like, this can't be good. This can't be good. It's a whole lot of movement, man. She's literally like starting to like deteriorate on the spot and now I'm not worried about Tom Holland. I'm looking at her like, is she okay? Do we need a call for a medical emergency? I'm a medical emergency. All of a sudden she goes, oh, no, she. Like the most, like, throw up quietly. The most, she wanted. (crashing) I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah. Right. I'm like, oh, bulls**t. Oh, fuck. She wanted everybody to know I'm going up. Oh, you're pregnant, cool. And so, I see it though. I'm immediately, I'm, I can't do this anymore. I'm wet, I'm cold, there's throw up next to me. And then this, she was an attentional. 'Cause she goes, sorry, I'm ceasing. (crashing) Oh, fuck. (crashing) I think she can. (claps) (crashing) (crashing) Oh, my shit. Oh, I got up on my left, bro. I haven't seen the first 35. I can tell y'all, it looks great so far. The little part that I was not busy for, that's unbelievable. That's the worst movie theater ever. Oh, you said, it's like, do you, do you start? Does the opening credits just go? (crashing) What the f**k. Huh. You just squirted on my Odysseus. Yeah. Oh, I'm paying, I need a second. (crashing) I need a second. It's real life. The fact she said, sorry, I'm ceasing. Yeah, I hate it. I want to hit my button and then like, as soon as the person can be like, she needs to leave. I'm completely fine. That woman needs to get out here. Yeah, throw up and she's just being an idiot. It's so bad, bro. Holy f**k. Okay, dude. Apparently someone threw up during our live show too. Really? I heard. I think it was those two drunks in Orlando. Oh, probably. Oh, he sucked. Anyway, y'all suck. You know who you are and you suck. Oh, I want to say a lot more. We'll talk about our Patreon. Maybe I'll win the Patreon. I'll come back to you soon. Yeah! Anyway, okay. That's what happened to you. What happened to me? So, a quick backstory. We are, our Chicago show is Saturday. We all left Sunday morning. I had to get on a separate flight to go to Oklahoma City, so I left without y'all, right? Early. Yeah, really early. I wanted to wake you up to kind of piss you off. I said, man, let me not. I was expecting a kiss on the forehead or something. I was going to go for like a hug on that f**k, but there was some sleep in the f**k out. Your f**k out, by the way. I woke up and I saw, like, I'm talking a full plumber crack. Like, you were sleeping. Your shorts were on, but they were about yay low. So it's like, I don't know what that was all about. And then it was just a little bit of tiger stripes. I don't like sleeping with my butt closed. It's like a closing of fish's gills. I gotta get some-- - Straighten it. - Yeah, I gotta get some air flow in there. I'm like a tunnel. - Jesus, okay, so I live wide open tunnel. - God, I go to the airport early. When I tell you, I don't know what we did. Like, I don't know what we did for these airport curses planes. - Yeah. - A trifecta all happened in five minutes. - Oh, God. So I go to the airport, I go to the bathroom. Now, I get in there and it's one of those like, one of those f**k bathrooms is just a quick one in between the big main. - Yes, yes, yes. - It's like two stalls. - Yes, yes, yes. So I'm waiting on a stall 'cause I gotta poop, right? I'm waiting on a stall and I'm sitting there up against the wall and an old man walks in. - How old are we talking? - I'm talking like 80, 85. - Okay. - Pretty old, right? - Back into the air. - Oh, back in, back last-- - Day, a couple, like, I mean, it's real close. - He's always a puppet territory. - 100%, 100%. He's walking, oh, excuse me, sorry, excuse me. And I was like, okay, yeah, no problem, sir. No problem. So I turn, I'm standing looking at the stalls. Right? Just waiting to see someone walk out. The urinals are right across from the stalls as they normally are. - Yes, yes. - This old man literally goes like this. - Okay, excuse me. He's going to the urinal. He goes, okay, excuse me, sorry. He gets down, he goes. His pants, his belt, his underwear, all the way down to his ankles. - For the urinal? - Like a four-year-old. All the way down to his ankles. I mean, life is beautiful, man. It really is one big cycle all the way down. And now, now, you can take this with the grain of salt, right? I have good peripheral vision. - How is he looking? - At this point, I'm not attempting to look. I'm looking at the stalls, I'm like, please. Oh, it's not, oh no, it's not about what he's working with. It's about what he did. This man dropped his sh-- all the way to the ground. - No. - That swelled everything. It just got a massive, massive handful of his own nuts. And just started chopping. He literally comes, he went. And just started fondling himself. And I was like, man, I said, man, pinch it off, man. I said, come on, bro, come on. Hey, you good? You're good? - So that's the first thing. So then the guy leaves the stall. I'm sitting there just like, what the hell? Just happened. He's brought the eight-year-old, drop his drawers, and stuff. - Yeah, God bless you. I'm not going there, I take a halacious poop.
- I mean, it's a tremendous boat. - Oh yeah. - Put every bit of that boat out. - Okay, okay, okay, come on. - Poop it out. - No, toilet won't flush. - Oh yeah. - I just took eight out of that boat. - Come on, come on, come on. - Come on, bro. - It doesn't flush. And I'm like, man, I gotta get on this plane. - Yeah. - So I leave. So again, there's only two stars. When I leave, another guy was waiting on mine. - Oh, cam. - He walks right into it. And I literally hear the guy go, man, what the fuck? And I went, yeah, I gotta get out here. And I just left the bathroom, went to another bathroom to wash my hands. I couldn't take the, like, I don't get embarrassed to wash my hands. - Yeah. - What the fuck, man, I went, yep, I'm out. I said, headphones on. And I didn't dare really love it. I just walked straight to the next bathroom. Wash my hands. Final part. - Oh, no. - I get out of this bathroom, it literally just washed my hands. - Yeah. - I walk out, there's a seven year old threw up right in front of the bathroom. That all happened in about five minutes. - No way. - It's all happening about five minutes. - He literally just tummy ache right there with his mom. He's clearly trying to make it to the bathroom, threw up right in front of the bathroom. And I'm just like, man, I just gotta get to C12, excuse me. And I'm just like, what? An airport is like, an airport is like a melting pot of just f**kups. - Airports are the worst thing. - I mean, when you really think about hygiene and-- - It's the dirtyest place I ever walk in, there's a guy taking the craziest, the craziest altitude constipation is life. 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I just did that whole read using the even realities even G2 glasses. I bet you couldn't even tell. Love you now on to the rest of the episode. But you should know podcast. What was that even? It was used that same day at the same airport. Meek care Robin Darryl were there after you. So meek care Robin Darryl were sitting alone, by the way. Just on our own section waiting on our plane to board. And we're talking, all right. We were just making jokes, we were having a good time. And we were on Instagram and this guy we know, he was showing his bag collection. There's a bunch of duffel bags, like designer duffel bags. And outside of our, like, wealth class. We, I don't know what these are. And then so we're talking about it. This lady comes and sits down. And I'm like, okay, with so many other seats, right? She's about 40, something like that. White. White. And so we're talking, and then Robbie got, we're talking about this bag and we're all looking at it and Robbie goes, Zeta, you think that's an Hermes or a Birkin? And I go, oh, shit. I don't know. I mean, Hermes maybe looks like a Birkin. And then she goes, Hermes is Birkin. What are you even talking about? Excuse me. The random woman said that? Random woman said that. And so I'm like, I'm like, holy shit. First of all, why are you listening? Second of all, why are you chiming it? I mean, you're hustling like a son of a bitch. And then Robbie goes, excuse me. Oh god. Oh, what did Robbie say? And so my double bag is sitting on the ground, right? It's a Louis Vuitton double bag. Say it again, say it again real slow. She goes, that's like saying, she grabs my bag and picks it up. She goes, that's like saying, is this Louis or Louis Vuitton? It's the same thing, drops it on the ground. I almost kicked that right now. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. No, she didn't know that. Picks my, that's like saying, is this Louis or Louis Vuitton? You dumb ass. I'm like, hold on. And then we go on the plane this 38F. I know you ain't talking about a pass. I know you ain't saying no, no, no, no, no, it's 38F. What you saying can't hear you? 38F picking up mine. Spatune. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, it was crazy. God, it wasn't there. Oh, I want to care it out for you. I would have been like, never mind, never mind. I'm doing good. It's been a good day, so what? Hey, dude, yeah, it's airports are all, it's a wonder, wonder of people. It's so dirty. I have a plane story, too, though. It's our we're so story heavy right now. But this is, I mean, lots happened. It's about tour whenever we were flying to Boston, right? We're flying to Boston. Now, I didn't know that Canadian was on fire. That Canadian, yeah, Canada. Can't go on a crazy amount of time. And so we land in Boston, the whole sky's orange. It landed in like the set of like doom, right? And so I instantly get like while we're over Boston, like right before we land, I'm getting instant like hits of smoke getting into our plane. I'm like, oh, we're going, this weather's going down. So wow, this is it. They're really Boston. Yeah, you can die somewhere better. Yeah, so I'm, I'm like, oh, I'm coughing. I'll be coughing on the plane. And I'm looking, I'm like, why is it so smoky outside? I guess I get allergic to the smoke. It instantly, my stomach up. Oh, yeah. And so, Cam, you're sitting a couple of rows behind me. I'm like, one of those pains in your stomach that is like biblical. Like it is like, like this is the worst stomachache I've ever had. You were like, you were gripping yourself. I'm grabbing onto the side and I'm like this, like leaned over. I start to sweat. I begin to perspiration. I don't like perspiration publicly. No public perspiration. I have a public perspiration and I have to poop. That's the three P's. And so I'm like this. It's a triple piece of sin. And now I have to, I have to like, violently diarrhea. But like we're on the dissent, right? And so the seatbelt sign is on. You may not go to that bathroom. And even if I go to that bathroom, I can't poop on a plane. You cannot do that. The four P's of sin, public perspiration, pooping on a plane. I can't do it. It's a four P's. It's quadruple P's. I'm sweating. I'm like this. I look back at Cam because he's not in first class. I look, I look, I look, I look, I look back at Cam. And I like, I have this phrase, his face up. Dude, he takes blame him, I'm, I'm, he turned around. 'Cause now I might have not been in first, but I was very close to it. I was the first row outside of first. I'm called that second. Anyway, he looks back. He went, I said, oh, yeah. You okay? He goes, no. And I was like, text me. The literal text he sent me said, I have to, something crazy and I went, oh, oh, poor bug. And so I get to the point where I like, I'm looking down at the ground and y'all know this. If anybody's been like sick to the point where like you start to hallucinate, the ground was patterned and it started moving. You say I was on an acid trip and I was like, oh no. I'm 40,000 feet in the air. I have to publicly perspare to poop on a plane and I unbuckle my seat. I swear to God, I unbuckle my seat and I start hitting one of these. I'm like this, the flight attendant comes over. She's like, see belt on and I go, oh. Shit, come on my motor. And so I don't know if you know this. So I get off the plane. I poop so much. So you left us with tremendous speed. I ran off the plane. I pushed over this wheel chair. It was so bad. Move that. That was your most white moment ever. The second you heard the, dang you went, ran off the plane. And so, and during the Boston show, there's a part of the show where we have to get off stage. I ran to the back. I didn't even hit the toilet. No, you didn't. I painted that white porcelain. The lid was closed and we were on the time crunch. I got like a minute and a half where we have to get back on stage. I look all over that toilet. You are, you are a fucking line. Yeah, I'm sure we're going to get in. Voice soon. You told me you went to get a high note.
Oh, no, I went I wouldn't It was a real bad. Peyton Steven order. No, you Boston. What's that theater called? Oh, God, I'll burn I'm all over the Wilbur It was bad. I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. It's like all over They just chop it up with Robbie. Yeah, cuz y'all are always so tweaked on the time y'all be like do you We're about to go out right now 50 seconds. I'm always just like all right, all right, we're good We got time and I was like man, I said the greener was like right there. I was like where he's still getting high new Yeah, you did not all over it's on the handle. It's on everything almost at the sink. It was bad. I'm sorry It's discussing. Where were you gonna talk about? Okay, I have something I have something for you. It crazy. You just talked about poop But I got something for me. There's no one else here. Oh, I got some I got some of that what if I said for that guy there's a guy standing there. Yeah, did you see that guy during our tour? He was like in every show of this second leg of the tour. He's like in the back Yeah, I keep kept looking at that one that one video from the club Just like him. He was like this. He didn't have he went to five shows didn't laugh at one He was like this at the back. That's right. God. I He bothered me every show. You know when I started recording the crowd at the end it was for evidence It wasn't for like to get the crowd. I posted it on TikTok for a reason. He's in the bag Why don't we look to the video and you can clearly see he's like this Every time I'm sure we can find it. No, we need oh there there's to be there's three repercussions if we can find him in video like this Yeah, in multiple cities of repercussions. Yeah, go ahead. Anyway, I got home finally late late Sunday night and I walk in and the house is crazy because you know my wife has been there with the kids and whatnot and everything and There's a book with all my son's books that I haven't seen this book before. No, it's a new book. Let me look at it This book four Malachi. Oh, no Was that but or face? Can you tell which in your looking at? There's a children's book. No, it's not that has a collection of Or faces carry levels going on wherever that is carry level. Whoever wrote that's going out And so I picked it up who bossed that for your kid. That was my exact for it I say who the purchases. I said no make yourself known right now. He doesn't even know all his colors. It was lolly Yeah, he came saying yeah, he goes rarrow. Why do you want to look at it anyway? So this but so I look at this and I go this I Really want to keep it. I think I'm crying. I Really do want to keep it, but I'm not sure we can We figure that one in the post. So anyway, this is a literal book. Yeah of butts or faces and we're gonna play Oh my god, okay butts are faces. Here we go. Butterface. Butterface. That's what we used to call That's bad and high school. Oh, she a butter face. She's a butter face. Yeah, yeah All right, here we go. That's bad. All right. Here we go. First one up and I'm gonna say I'm gonna have there's it's gonna be on the screen So you don't play along with us. Here we go All right there's what you look at it. Do I not get the animal? Oh no, you should get a little quick little picture. That's face It's a butt. Okay. Oh, what's a but of a of a you but dwarf frog so that's that's so lame I thought it was like animals. We know. Okay. I know the next one. That's definitely a zebra butt. That's a zebra butt Yeah, okay That is the butt of a of a zebra. Yo, you thought of a zebra. It's an oka-pucky. See? No, it's a guy. Zebra. Look at that expression That's demonetized. We can't have that We can't have that I Can't have that I don't want to know what that is Might be censored Depending on what that it what is that I pray to God that the face I pray to God they wouldn't put that in a kid's book It's a face of a star-nosed mole Star-nosed moles need to get extinct. We need to hunt them like wild dogs I don't know what that is and what the purpose of those to this earth is a star nose Oh, I know some people that would love a star nose. Oh look at that thing look at that That looks like a dimmer gorgian. I Hate that. Okay, is it a butter or face? I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is That's a butt think think about this a Promethea moth caterpillars rear end has a Smiley face built in can I see this book? We think we're we think we're sexual creatures. Can I say this? First of all lolly needs to stop watching your children lolly needs to stop watching your children say all whoever's buying this for kids You know they you know how they got rid of certain books in schools They need to get rid of this book for children. Like I don't ever want I don't want my nephew reading We need to put out so we didn't sort of go for me to citizen to rest for carry the bow and I'm not gonna your kids like what 18 months old 17 months old He doesn't even know what butts are he doesn't know what that like what this book isn't for his age group like what is this? This is the dumbest book ever. This is so stupid I'm sorry. I hate this book. Oh my god I hate that. I'm so glad you had the exact same Reaction is me. I literally picked it up. I said you're out of your mind because I saw that and I said this can't I said this Like this can't that can't it's not a good book that is insanity. Oh my god Huh, there's a sequel. There's it. What is it a second one? He's a girl throw it. What's a sequel to that? What is that? What do you mean to the sequel? 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There's a guy walking our country the whole country He's he's seven days away from finishing his journey. I see I hate people like that. Yeah, it's so dumb I'm not gonna shout to H.M. Blaze H.M. Whatever. What does that mean with the shopping cart? What does that mean? It has like it has his lifeline it like a generator a tent so like he's literally he's done 2600 miles 2600 miles on foot like this With a cart. He's not just walking freely. He's pushing a guy. He's a for why I think he's a for charity And then he's doing it for a charity. I don't understand that either I don't get that. What about that is charitable. I don't I think people so the people donate to him and they get me Oh, keep it keep it go and blazy blase and whatever. So is he famous already? I mean he's just streaming it I have I've never heard about him before he could be I don't know. Is there is is there any context to this? Oh, no, I I wanted to like a that's a remarkable. Yeah, B. I I don't think it's remarkable. I don't respect that the charity I do let me put the I don't I don't I will never I will never watch somebody walk across the country and be like wow You're great. I don't get it. Oh, I would you're coming from that guy's I would never tune into that show either no No, it's not tuning in. I don't think that's cool. Oh, yeah, I would never be the guy walking either I'm not saying that either. I don't think it's cool that he's doing it. I don't think I don't wait. Why? Why no, no honestly, I don't think it's cool. It's like
And I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I'm sorry. I don't believe you. Oh Dude, and let me double down. Let me double down on this. Did you see the girl? That was kayaking across the ocean? There's this girl and she just got home There's just there's this woman and she kayaked across the whole ocean Oh, and she livestreamed the whole thing. Oh Is it Starlink? Oh, and then apparently like she had all her food in the boat with her and she slept on there and She she she lost she's the bathroom. Yes, and she lost track of time But she had the track of time through a sundial or something. I'm on butchering how she did this but then oh Okay, let me say this and she like achieved something She's like the first woman to do this. I don't want to take away from her. Congratulations. Congrats. Yes, if it's real Okay, can I put my conspiracidal bag on do it? You're faking it. How are they fake? You're faking it. I don't how does that make sense because she first of all First of all if I'm growing my boat across the ocean for months on end You're either gonna lose a tremendous amount of weight or you're gonna be so sunburnt and sun deprived that you look like a raisin Oh, yeah, she got off the boat To a mariachi band, Hawaii, but there's so many people There's and then she came off the boat right and you would think like if I'm been sitting down for six months Sun for four months. I'm like What? I get off of it. I get off of a four-hour plane and I can't stand up straight. I'm like this I'm hunchback of another day for four-hour plane right off the boat shoot like this And then she she and then she attended a party that was for her If you don't get off immediately immediately go to the emergency room. Yeah. I would need you have to have doctors on standby I would need a Banana bag the size of a civic and she had a speech to the people which is fine You know, I know it's how she did it stand No, you didn't There's no way and dude that's okay, but okay, not one shark bitch That one shark not one eight hundred pound male tuna. Are you crazy nothing the sun didn't scorch you to hell It doesn't make sense. I agree. Okay. I'm kind of like I like to give people their props. I know you do I know you do the soft heart, but dude at some point it's like what you're liar and you are a liar You're a liar And I'm not saying that was certainty. I'm saying it because I know I couldn't even attempt Yeah, it might be some jealousy 100% but there Okay, in the in the conspiracidal tin foil. Yeah, how do they fake it though? Like how does one go about taking the same way we did went to the moon man. Oh, no, that's not that's that's 100% But like if you say say she was live streaming 24/7 I don't know if she was and if she was I can't name one person I watch that all the way through So there's all there's always a crack. Oh, dude I know people that go on these marathons these subathons Oh and they're not on screen actually that whole time. Oh, yeah, there's been proven I only eight-hour streams. It's literally pre-requitted. It's not true man. Just look at the chat. They're like oh, I'm just Anyway, back. Do you want me to sleep? They're sleeping the bed. Yeah, they're sleeping the bed. Yeah, I know I know If you if you did streaming and you got Oh, yeah, you give me a enough capital. I'm dying lying to you. I'm sorry It's like it's like a gifted comes in. It's like it's like pee. You're so funny And by the way, do you have an all-men joy in your pocket right now and the pericordie you're like, dude Proofs are all the same anyway, man It's so bad. You should be like an under like an under budgeted Dude speaking of live streaming. Did you see streamer university man? Wow Lot happened sick. Are you okay? Yeah, like a robot. Wow Lot happened really cool. I go. I'm sick. I'm human. Is this earth Calm down. I think I was in the middle of catching my breath. No, dude. Streamer. You was isn't saying the whole time Maybe it's because I'm like a supreme psychopath and like make what's the word when you love yourself conceited? Oh, yeah Yeah, maybe it's like I'm so involved in myself Anytime I was watching anything from streamer university. I was imagining myself there Could you imagine me at streaming university? Oh, no, oh No, I could not you'd live like Yeah, we can do that. You go to class class. I'm gonna go to my room. I don't think I would leave my room I think I'd be the only person in streaming university to never leave my dorm room. No, there was another woman There was a woman she actually was she's like inner 50. Yes, but that's different. Yes, Mrs. Puzzles. Yeah, I just love puzzles You're 27 sexy and a bachelor. You should be out of time. No, I don't think I could do streaming university I don't think you could either with the most certainty in my in my entire heart soul and life if you don't want streaming university It's basically kites and that one of the biggest streamers in the world takes up like a bunch of these streamers He rents out a whole college camp is and has them live on there for five days Just dude do okay, not okay. You got in that bag to concede it. Can I get in the carrying bag? What I would be You're like, oh you black people calm down. Stop throwing things. I know you're out here In the hall and man put it down put it down. It's a limp. No, that is not the route. We got funny Mike. It's not so funny So funny when I hit that invoice, huh? No, I am saying not from that stance at all The sheer destruction of property it always it slightly upsets me. Oh, no, yeah, it's like it honestly does make me a little He did I'm like, why can't you not like they're to me. There doesn't have to be a correlation of let's burn everything down and have fun Yes, I just said not fireworks in like this. This is a real building. Yeah, they're not gonna be No, somebody's back. Oh, Kai. Yeah, they're gonna get on a plane and leave like do this late. There's blood on the wall There's Nutella smeared smelling words on on real kids door. Yeah, no, it's crazy. There's a fireworks set off It's like they broke it. Yeah, there's smoking weed. It's like are we gonna write it? It's our friend Mark L. Washington was there Dude, he killed it. I want to call him real quick, and I want him to see I want to ask him How he thinks I would fare at streaming university. Oh my god. He ate too. He got best club. You're saying that I see that you've been saying that Hey, you that that eats honestly that eats you've been saying that so much you literally were on stage from a thousand people When you like this clock it ask cuz I'm a bad. Okay, so I can't be a bad If you your call has been for it. No, no, no, no, no Worst is here. Worst is there. He didn't he did not answer. He said oh Do we test it? Do I call you going? If he answers your call if he answers, I'm not talking. I'm not gonna speak If he answers your call I'm not gonna speak. Here we go. No, he answers your call. I'm not gonna speak If he answers my call, do you just call him? Do you de-friend him? Just call him? Here we go. Oh my god. If he answers your call, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. Oh my god Please don't answer. Please don't answer me You're looking good. You're not dead. Your call has been Oh I think he got the person you're trying to reach is he he bangers quicker. I think you did pay mine quicker No dude and they were setting off like fireworks and some university was like you don't have to destroy things around you But uh-oh and where you would definitely you would definitely not do good. Yeah, is all the the the self-pranks aren't you like pouring chocolate and hot sauce and I don't know I don't pour things on me my skin's bad So I'm like oh god. She wrote you but I gotta go clean. I gotta go. I don't find that fun. I'm not having fun. I'm not having fun fun. I know you stop yelling. It's like stepbrows Get a little quieter and stop pouring objects on. Yeah. Yeah. Do we were on that we were on that bus with the streamers for a little bit. Oh man I still have that video. Oh, I don't know if I put it out but it's bad. I'm too old stretch dude. I mean it's it's it's it was like a like a ninth grade lunch Yeah, it's too I'm too old for that This episode is brought to you by hymns. 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thousands years ago yeah he goes yeah I'm gonna add some of this blue lepoo lezuli drops that there and then it's a blue bomb yeah he goes how do I take the bomb out and just pretty I the thing is is I don't understand okay so I know fireworks are a tube with powder in it and a string and a weak and you light it on fire and it blows up that makes sense to me yes but how can one of them I it's the same material in somebody goes and it doesn't blow up and then some of them you do it it goes and then it's a cat and then some of them spell out names and I don't I don't understand like a revolutionary war canish there's nothing to and then some of them are little beauty and they just make dynamite set like I don't understand for bid we try to decipher the double bomb like the double exploding ones yeah they go I don't get it I mean it's it has it can't be insane ingenuity yeah but it sure it's it's it's it's way too much I think it's I think it's the most underappreciated technology we have it's more impressive than AI it's more for friends fireworks are more impressive than self-driving cars I literally is about to say we have vehicles that can stop at a curb open the door you get it it says hello patent on the screen and then it drives off and takes you to a different location I can understand that more than I can understand gunpowder turning into a American flag you're not you're not a thousand feet in the sky you're not being my experience with good fireworks not a thousand and they go off to the beat of some songs you just said a firework yes something that is literally ancient yes is more impressive than a full self-driving car exactly what I said that is stupid and it's so far I've something's picking you up and that's the closest thing we have to teleportation I can understand that I can understand there is a man or a woman sorry in a factory that made a computer that's just tracking I get that that's all AI and it's tracking you can't you can't just glaze over just a computer and AI technology and it's track and metadata and it give me a to beat yes but that makes more sense that makes the other work that makes more sense in a bunch of loose powder turning in to a guy samurai sword in the sky multi-colored you do not you are you're not listening yourself you just you your AI techie whatever yeah you have no you have no idea how any of that work is I'm gonna I'm gonna leave it to you make it I want you to it in your best way explain a self-driving car and then explain a firework okay self-driving car go self-driving car it is a vehicle that is programmed in very AI native that has a ton of metadata that has been collected over tens of years that is running from a center somewhere else offside and it goes it can pick you up stop amongst real human drivers that can turn move break any given time and get you from A to B safely okay now explain how far that's okay now explain how fireworks work and now explain how fireworks work you take a tube you put powder in it you add some colors there's probably some lacing maybe some glue to where things go off at certain times you close it you put a wick and you light it and then what happens and then it shoots up into the sky to the beat of fireworks by Katy Perry it blows up into a four-feast right on beat and that's incredible that is incredible it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen I've got cry every time I see a firework dude I cry every time really every time a Haka gets me but a fireworks never move me oh what a Haka oh I if you want to see me literally ball crying what's what's a Haka I don't know what that is you you're not being serious I'm not a Haka is not only do I not know what that is I've never heard of that ever in the history of words you've never I don't know if this is insensitive and it's that if it is this is genuine ignorance but the like Pacific Islanders and stuff like that when they come back home from my mission I got that yeah yeah yeah see that cry at there you cannot show me one that I'm not cry that you cry at that and there's nothing to do with you no it has nothing to do with me it's nothing to do with me but that it mean it like honestly it means nothing to you the movie radio doesn't mean anything to me you cried at radio they put his closet started making fun of him throwing footballs at him hell yeah I cried the movie Garfield's fake is he got lost in his room in the streets I cried someone's uncle James coming back from serving a year as a technician in the war when he comes back I cry he's not my uncle I cry I'm soft that's fair that's fair Haka's the Haka and I never watched one without crying I swear on when I watch Haka's I get like oh this is like so cool something like I can't imagine like the hell and rich this culture is exactly I don't get what I feel I get moved to tears because I'm like God they look like I like my mom would never you enjoy you get whenever you get home hey Cam yeah like I know they love me tremendously like that's a little love but the cultures what I cry it's same yeah see I don't are it's just different cultures are so weird like our American culture it's like our American culture's like koozie for and by the way what the point of a koozie it's been simple just keep your hand it's you don't have to hold the cold can that's all it's literally all it's like a con for your beer a koozie's the point of a koozie is to keep your hand from being cold yeah because you drink you're supposed to drink beer really cool what did you think it was oh what did you think it was I thought it was supposed to keep the drink cold now would you like to explain that one how would that work like a thermos like a thermos like a thermos that's stainless steel the koozie was 10 cents mass produce like warm it's to keep your hand people that buy koozie's are just lame from freezing if anybody has a koozie and like uses a koozie I automatically think you're a loser I'm sorry I do my sister as a collection about 200 loser no koozie are lame activity koozie's are not lame what are you talking about it's like it's like it's not a haka but it's cool a koozie's cool you do bro people use koozie's all the time I understand that it's wrong that's not wrong it's a hundred percent wrong it's lit that it's it's such a just because something simple doesn't mean it's wrong koozie's are wrong because one there's never been a drink that cold by the way there's never been a drink that cold bulls I bulls you're not yes there has secondly you only really need to use a koozie for the first like two minutes of a drink that's it and then after that it's cool down hey thermo hands I don't know what you got going on in your paws if I've an ice cold beer that beer is cold for a while no it's not yet and the second of all you could never have a koozie that keeps your drink just stationary I've never been able to sit a drink down with a koozie and then not fall over okay the seating is a little that they need some more development but you first off you don't know my skin you don't know my skin and I felt beers that have been freezing cold for 30 minutes and people that use koozie's and then put it in a cup holder like you're just dumb it's like like you pick one I hate that koozie's a why did you run in with the koozie I just hate it I see people wearing my like you have them at shows and I'm like you get the fuck out of here okay now wait wait at shows yeah like I don't know live shows people using koozie's now we have a problem it's a they they they third party brought in a koozie to our live show they back pocket of the koozie that's that's creepy that's sons of anarchy baby yeah very hardly very hardly group it's bad dude no oh my okay I actually thought of this because in the airport of a gentleman moan when he sat down next to me and I just thought about this I hate that would you rather every time you sat down anywhere have to moan like at a decent rate like a not like like a like a like every time I like that or okay every time you stand up from those seats you have to obnoxiously clap every time oh every time you sit down or I'm not gonna lie one you know my answer one gives for freak and one gives attention and there's no other way and you know I'm completely fine with the first one I'm completely fine with that oh yeah dude and I'm not gonna I like to get off moans anyway like I'm a natural moaner if you if you hugged me too hard on moan I've never hidden from a long I hugged you and you made me bleed it from your defense and you still moan I don't like being hugged you're so straight yeah you're completely wrong by the way there's no I don't like attention you know anytime like one of y'all like my friends are too loud in a situation I'm out there I can not be around it's okay you go you go to malachi's first recital yeah you go to his band recital yeah sit down it's quiet room you show up late because that's what you do like this oh yeah fine sorry about it you got to hear it and you know but maybe one of them teachers by like I don't everybody much wrap you're out you're out you're out
Okay, now even your attention fear aside you're out of your mind. Moning publicly has so much more repercussions with it. And no, sir. And I don't, I'm not a loud moaner, first of all. - No, no, but I said at a decent volume, you don't get to pick your moan, you don't get to, no, you don't get, you have to, it's like a five, six out of 10 every time. - Yeah, but my five, six out of 10 moan is, I'm grunting. No, I'm magic. - I'm on like a cave, man. You get, you get, that was, that's that. We're hitting monkey dirt there. - They're going to the line, they're supposed to be cave there very much. You sit down on a bus, you get on a subway in New York. - Yeah. - There's just four women around you. - Oh yeah. - You sit down in the moan. - Oh, creep, creep, now you're about to have to get in fight 'cause you're a creep. - No, no, no, no, I don't think, I don't think, if I'm like looking at somebody while doing it, then they can have a problem. I'll know at this point, if I'm sitting beside somebody, my eyes are closed. You'll just think I'm thinking about something crazy. (laughing) You know what I mean? - That's your line of defense. - I'm not, I'm not proud of my moan, I'm not mad at it. - Can we hear your vote? - Yeah. - Which one? It's what's a different environment. Am I, it's something mirror man, in some way. There's absolutely no way you said that. There's absolutely no way she said that. Give me the somethings in you. - Oh, get the fuck up. Did he just pick up? (laughing) - Oh, yeah. - Oh, there's no way you said that. - Yeah. - Yeah, no, I've been called worse. I've been called worse. - I'm 100% clapping. - You really, bro, you can, at that point, people just don't like me. - You're already laughing them not just as it is. So I think that if it's in one, I'm already like openly like, "Hey, I'm fine with you knowing about it." - But now you're, you tear the line of openly being a creep. - No, no. - Yes, yes. - No, 'cause moans aren't always, like, could be taken as that. - Give me a monotone moan. Give me a, ooh, that's not a moan. - Yeah, it is. - If you ever did that during fun time, I don't, she got up and left. - No, that's what, I mean, most of my moans are about, I'm bear-tone. I'm not, I'm not up there with the tenors. - No, no, no, no. - I'm riffin' with the tenors. - Really, you're high. - Oh, I'll be like, "Lif!" I'm riffin' with the tenors, doc. I was like, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You moaning here, wife's name, that lad, oh, live, oh, live, you know what I think about? I can't imagine you doing that. Every week when I drive home in that traffic, every single week, I go, my kids are gonna see what I just said. Yeah, that's fine. They have a good life. Oh, I'm. It's fine. You know what I mean? It's not like, what are you gonna do about it? No, no, no, it's great. And I'm gonna openly show them. I'm gonna grab popcorn. We're gonna watch together. This episode of the You should know podcast is brought to by booking.com. You know the other day, something happened to me. I was lounging around in a friend posted on their Instagram, oh, I'm traveling into the beach. And you know what I said? I want to travel to the beach. I instantly got that pool. I got that itch to go travel. And I was thinking, what is the best way to get from point A to point B? And that is booking.com. I was tired of being here in this grunge of town that I live in just the gray and nasty. And then I want to go to the sunshine state to get the UV on my bum bum. But you know one of the things that holds me back from traveling, it's just booking things. It's hard. I don't like all the logistics and all that. 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It is the craziest thing what people used to eat at school. It's just Buffalo ear and corn husk. You're not far. You're really not far. You're kidding. You're. Let me get it for you. Okay. In the 1920s, right. The entree was pickled pigs foot. It was. You. I would have been 75 pounds. I would have never eaten it. It was. It was pickled pigs foot pickled pigs foot raw milk. It was unpasteurized stewed prunes and tomato stuffed with cottage cheese. It was like the meal of the 20s in school and it was banned due to spreading severe stomach viruses. Yeah. No. I'm getting a little reverb. You know, it's nasty. It's nasty. In the 1930s, we got a little because great depression now. So we really got a budget cuts in the school hard molded bread crust. No. It was horse meat sandwich. It was eating during the great depression because livestock shortages and they would have raw onion and peanut butter on the side, a salty vegetable broth and lard pie. You lard pie, salty broth. Yeah. Onions and peanut butter in hordes. And honestly, the only reason it was banned is for massive calorie count. It was over. I was going to say these are healthy portions. It was over 3500 calories in that one meal. This is great school. Yeah. The kids eating this. 1940s. We had a little better, we had a spam sandwich, ketchup soup and glass bottle Coca-Cola. What in the actual hell is ketchup soup? What is ketchup soup? I don't know, but it was banned for lacking nutritional value. And the spam sandwich was banned following parent complaints about high sodium and kids were getting really sick. 1950s. They were weak back then. 1950s. You could tell drugs were starting to hit the streets because the Andre was lamb brain. Pickled pig salad, bread with butter, stick and sugar and a tart cherry juice. If I hear another pickled pig, if I hear anything that's pickled or pig again, lamb brain. That sounds like this was our education, it sounds like fear factor. It sounds like an episode of fear factor. You to go to the next level and attempt to win money for a televised show. You have to eat lamb brain in a pickled pig foot. Yeah. And they were just like, here you go, Johnny. Here you go, Sue. The lamb brain was banned due to extreme brain parasites and diseases that started to form. We're getting to the 60s now. We got guinea pig testicles, hard boiled eggs, tomato juice, and candied cigarettes. What? What did I tell you? I would have been homeschooled this. Yeah. We were eating nuts. Yeah. Well, and it wasn't for our- Guinea pig. What is that? Little bitty. What is that big? Yeah, probably. But it wasn't banned because of us. And because the animal welfare community started to step in here, candied cigarettes with a side of guinea pig testicle in the hard boiled eggs were banned because students started to hide them in teachers' belongings, causing terrible odors in the school system. Dude, life would have been- Wow, man. We're here. You want me to keep going? Oh, keep please. Oh, wow. In the 70s, we had quail nuggets, suspicious chili. Can I have your suspicious chili with a side of a mystery meat? Yeah, and then deep fried twinkies on the side and a black coffee. Yeah. Kids were dying at four years old. Dude, we all wonder why our grandparents just a little thrown off. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, I mean, that's not- Hard art was flying. They were like, "Quail nuggets." Okay, that's all right. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Whoever's behind this wall, sorry. Sorry. They were hit, letting it fly. Ain't nobody being raised towards me. You hitting quail eggs and deep fried things, suspicious chili. If you have a black coffee, a bowl of suspicious chili, quail nuggets and a candied cigarette. You had to be racist. Well, yeah, the suspicious chili was banned because the cafeteria's were secretly mixing in random animal parts, like rat possum and pig nose. I mean, I'm genuinely getting a little build-up, getting some build-up. In the 1980s, we're almost there, we got pink- We're almost a cracker. We had a pink slime burger. What? I don't know. Oversized chicken patties, fudge brownie and Dutch chocolate whole milk.
in the 80 or the 90s we had here we go we're getting to modern times so our parents read some of this my parents are in the 60s oh yeah I'm gonna say you're eating well-known to suspicious shilly oh dude get any pantesticles and horse meat oh my god oh my god I'm thinking about think about leaving the playground going into lunch and you're eating a Clydesdale the horse the horse washed it out black coffee a little side order of a guinea pig nuts yeah some of the horse meat in here it says it had hair in it I mean I mean I'm fighting bro in the 90s right this is something where some of y'all were in school back here pizza lunchables normal Dunkarroos and squeezeable juice drinks like and now we're back to normal life boy we're back to normal life with a lot of these were banned because of the high sugar contents and the lack of nutritional standards 2000s we had deep fried tater tots is when we were school mini turkey corn dogs yeah we did fruit roll ups yeah we did with tongue skin tattoos remember those bro I would take this sugar and red 40 over that other bulls in the day of my life yeah and then in 2010s this one most Michelle Obama step there's only got a little better we had regular food there we go there we go I mean what one is the worst brother that literally everything 1980 and prior that is the that's some of the craziest ever heard yeah but like in a sleeper ones black coffee yeah we're giving black coffee to kids yeah no it's crazy you had a guinea pig nuts sack yeah you had a horse meat sandwiches Lambrane two different two different errors of pickled pick foot well and suspicious shit literally everything that all sounds like that one guy on tip oh Well the 70s was like a prime time for music and there's also prime time for food. What was the 70s again the quail nuggets and so I thought it would be a good I was already getting reviewed. You don't have to do it. Yeah, I'm gonna give you an option Option one or option two option one is you eat the quail nuggets option two I get up and drive home Option two is a mystery box Which one would you like to pick? I? Want to hit your willy Wonka sound and so bad option one or two Come on get what you want it. It's quail nuggets. Yes, but now I have no I have an idea No, no, are you doing this with me? No, I mean what you don't know what option two is give me the mystery box So you're going option two well option two is you're not eating the quail nuggets you have to Eat whatever the audience puts in the comments right now from that era From the errors I read the comments section is going to pick What you do on the next episode So in the comments right now Put which era of school lunches you want Cam to eat This is torture. This isn't real. This is this isn't real. This is not happening. This is not happening You're like the you're like the the headman and and and squid games like you're a masked man making me do thing What is the crazy part of his I didn't even have the quail eggs here. I just watch you. It's a yourself There's not even a box is there So now you just agreed to something welcome to prank wars Mother oh Dude I am evil mr. Beast you are evil mr. Beast. Oh my god. Oh, man. Okay now give me a moment Don't so right now in the comment. I'm not too happy with you. Here we go Hello dearly beloved Viewers this is Cameron Kennedy and I do want to remind you of all the good laughs that we have curated together you and me On this on this platform all the amazing memories and the stories that I've shared and I didn't have to I'm basically telling you this to look in your rear view Just remember all the good things and take it easy on me. I would really like you know Maybe just a cup of black coffee or a spam a spam sandwich wouldn't be half bad either and just don't do anything extreme Please I love you the 90's they could give you the 90's if you give me the 90's I will kiss each and every single one of you As your first one and Kim doesn't read the comments, so I'll be able to lie. Oh no, no Every single Make sure to upboat make sure to upboat right now. Do you want to know the worst part about this entire thing? Huh, so I actually brought a food for you to try today really for me to try today. Oh you're eating with me I mean that was not bad. It's I mean, I love it. I don't think you're gonna be fond of it Okay, but I got back from this leg of tour my dad was at my house, and he was eating this Okay, I completely forgot that I killed it in childhood, and I loved it so much you killed it I ate this all the time. Oh, okay, okay. Oh So it's It's a big paper plate. Okay, what's the food? Saltine crackers. I don't know what's going on So peanut butter crackers home made peanut butter crackers I'm not doing that We ate this no, I don't know if my father curated it. He was the first. I don't know who and his lineage did, but when I tell you I didn't know you grew up this bad I thought you had a little more that you had more options show the camera. They can see All right good old sandwich like a like a like a like a sandwich cheese Good old peanut butter. I don't eat I don't eat cheese, bro. You have to Okay, I might eat a pickled pig foot next week. Okay, and you won't eat this for me. All right. I see you saw when that spit I have eaten children octopus for you. I ate it too. I took a bite. You can't do this get your saltine Get your saltine. Oh, yeah, family heirloom. You got to do at least six You and your family Oh, I like crackers. Oh, give me no crack Okay, so yeah, it's pretty much I feel bad for the people that watch the buycast and they like do the food challenges we do this one Well, I'm telling you but not eating this bro. I'm dead. I have all right. She's disgusting. I'm allergic to cheese if you don't If you don't eat this if you don't eat this then you I'm allergic to cheese. You're gonna kill me So you're not allergic to your intolerant to it. You're not allergic to it if if you don't eat this I what do I get I get a free dub and prank or something. This isn't you know this is you you're just not being who you're supposed to be oh my god Not being home supposed to be. Yeah What am I supposed to be supposed to be a rider die and try something when I bring it? Oh, I've never been a rider to Oh, you'd snitch on the gang at heart beat what my god. It was him the guns in the second drawer. I've been phony It's a crazy it so you really just paint about your crack. Yeah, it's on there And you just topped with some cheese. You just rip it in half. Yeah. Oh, your fingers are dirty Okay, oh my god. This is disgusting, bro You just get get your little spoon. I don't know how to open this There's a line on it and you just go right there Peanut butter cracker with cheese Am out now. I really don't like cheese, bro Oh, you didn't use all of it. Oh no, you just got to cover the square, but She got to cover the square. I mean that cheese is moving crazy. I mean, this is not healthy It's moving crazy. Yeah And that's it Okay, and now he said the origin from for my dad at least he said yeah, so I'm doing this so I don't have to pick the cheesy peanut butter crackers Or just the regular peanut butter crack to say this covers them both. Okay, all right, so welcome to cam's childhood and let's let's do it cheers Bob cheers, Bob governments in this to the house cheers, Bob Mm-hmm. I got this after 11 p.m Okay, cheers, Bob All right, enjoy Oh, give him more than a little gerbil. Oh my god, dude when that cheddar hits Oh, that little American American, but no, I know but that cheese right now cheese that American hits. I need a washer down her of a cracker Oh, son of a that's good. Let's call my finger. Tell my finger. Oh, you got to get you. You got to get it more. Get a bigger bite Why I Did it talk us do it? Talk us do it. Gross. No, it's not I Hate peanut butter and I hate cheese. I'm strange guy. I think I'm sweating. Oh, you aren't I don't know if that's cheese or peanut butter. There's something that's staying on your top lip. It's on your top lip It's on your's a big thing of something. Oh My god, it's in your beard a little bit. Oh a little bit of peanut butter in the beard. Just right here I'm just 80 bitty mount. Yep. Yeah, you see it right here. Yeah. Just anything at all. Oh, just 80 bitty mount I'm trying to make you freak out. Oh Oh, it's working oh, it's working in it in it in it. I'm not having fun
(laughs) - It's disgusting. - Presentation coming back episode two, two, two, seven. Grab you some peanut butter, grab you some crackers, grab you some cheese and try it at that. What was that? - What was it, it's gross. - You're having to just do dry saltines, it's crazy. We absolutely love y'all. Go to the Koala Club, it's a crazy community. All of our exclusive and extra content lives on the Patreon and anything we say do or announce. Koala Club gets it first. That is linked in the bio and the description right under right there. - What bio? - That's not why I said bio, but it's in the description right there. We absolutely love you. Confuse the casuals with this week's secret code. Hello, you're alive on the Houston O pod, guys. How are you doing? - I'm junior, still want to throw somebody die. (laughs) - No, we're calling you because we are watching you be the best cheerleader coach ever. - You know, I had to really set the tone. I had to let them know, I needed to bat if it's on the floor. - Oh, okay, and we were thinking like, okay, streamer you, it looked like something that I would absolutely hate being at. - One hundred and ten percent. (laughs) - We were calling you-- - You're getting bullied. - You think so, that's what we were wondering. How would I have acted? How bad would P have been at streamer you? - Oh, he would have been terrible. Honestly, I think he would have yelled in the basketball league, but in the whole social aspect of it, he, I got overstimulated day one. And it took Montana and Ryan, I was in my room when I was alive. And Ryan was like, stop it and get up and shake some ass. I said, oh, but that really got me up. But if I was overstimulated, he would have been fucking yourself and lockers and trash can't. He would have been starving himself in his work in Rome, not coming out. We would have thought we would have had to do a wellness check because that's how overwhelming he would have there. But it was a lot of praise on here. Oh, wait, no, great, he off the market. (laughs) And then look at nowhere. Take that, take that, we're back. I'm trying to live for nobody else. But yeah, I just don't think that would have been his move whatsoever. Only the only thing I would have asked him or wanted him to do was be on the basketball team and then go back to the room. Yeah, I was watching it. At first, if somebody would have poured some buffalo sauce on me, I'd have been like, somebody's got to clean this up. I'd have been freaking out. Oh, no, and they knew not to do. It was so funny, everybody knew, addressed me as Coach Mark Hill. And I said to Tom, I would have ripped somebody. Tom was out there who had sauce on me. I saw them starting it up. They did a hot sauce flower. They started to put a Jason Bouncing. You know how they'd be doing the thank you, thank you. They started posting his photos everywhere around campus. I was like, they are ruthless. And then they had put lotion on the bed, a suburb, baby, he stayed up three days in a row. He didn't go to sleep the most wanted person. They put hot sauce all on his bed. And then they said, you're dead, are you done? Or something like that. They wrote in a sexy sauce on his wall. Oh, my Jesus, take the weed right. And then he had to wear a couple of disguises and try to go incognito. But they found them. What do you think Kai's cleanup bill is after that week? Oh, my God. The floor is alone. I think anything broke a couple of chairs and bookshelves and shit like this. It was borderline like a pock elliptic. Yes, yes. It was little chat listen. I would think nothing short of-- because just speaking from my dorm alone, we had three floors. And they were paying, they were pouring milk on the floor. So then when that dry up, you know that sound? Whoa. Rangantang. Oh, God. Yeah, so then it just smelled like dancing determination. And I think realistically for all three, it might be like, I don't think anything under 100 grand. Jesus Christ, man. Poor guy. I think under because that's going to be deep cleaning and cleaning the bathrooms. They started opening the bottles of tone and dumping them in the toilet. And then they will put the whole bottle in there, open some chips, pour the chips in there, and then piss on it. No, no, no. That's freaky little white-weight hatred. I want a girl doing what you're all excited. That's some freaky little guy going on a streamer you, man. Exactly, all my gauges was really just taken from a zero to a 10 every day. Yeah, we were calling because we were having a debate on how well or not well I would do. And I think you've solidified that I would have-- You hit the nail right on the head. Yeah, yeah, you would have-- You would have-- The bed, you would have done well at all. You would have been like, is Payton that streamer you? What, literally? That's funny. Well, I'm proud of you killed it. Yeah, you did great. Great, friend. You did great. Thank you so much. Well, I'll text you. Yeah, we'll talk to you later. We'll talk to you all, boys, have fun. All right, bro. Bye, bye. Well, that solidifies it. Yep, there you go. All right, guys. Take your coat for this week. If you use cash, it was get your good karma. B-S-L. Ooh, B-S-L. Bad school lunches. Bad school-- I mean, that shouldn't be bad. It should be horrific. Yeah, oh my god. Remember, in the comments below, you can want Kim to do-- Please don't forget that part. Remember everything else. Remember when I took Walbert's, don't make him to Christmas, and we'll see you next time. And pay for you on this Wednesday for the breakdown of Lake Tooth Tour. No, yeah, the comment section is broken. Yeah, it is. Set us not up. OK.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Jakso sisältää useita kertomuksia kiertue-elämästä, lentokenttäkokemuksista ja epäonnistuneesta elokuvakäynnistä.
Puhujat keskustelevat kouluruokien historiasta 1920-luvulta nykypäivään ja järkyttävistä ainesosista.
Jakson lopussa haastetaan yleisö päättämään, mitä toinen juontaja joutuu syömään seuraavassa jaksossa.
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Tämä podcast-jakso keskittyy kahden juontajan humoristisiin ja kaoottisiin tarinoihin kiertue-elämästä. Ensimmäinen tarina kertoo elokuvakäynnistä, joka menee pieleen, kun juontaja vahingossa päätyy liikkuvaan 4D-elokuvateatteriin, jossa hän kastuu, tärisee ja joutuu todistamaan viereisen raskaana olevan naisen oksentelua. Toinen tarina käsittelee lentokenttäkokemuksia, kuten vanhaa miestä, joka riisuu housunsa täysin alas uraalia käyttäessään, sekä epäonnistunutta vessakäyntiä.
Lisäksi keskustellaan lentomatkasta, jossa toinen juontaja kärsii pahasta vatsakivusta ja joutuu juoksemaan vessaan heti laskeutumisen jälkeen. Jakson loppupuolella juontajat pelaavat lastenkirjapeliä "Butts or Faces" ja keskustelevat kouluruokien historiasta, joka paljastaa järkyttäviä yksityiskohtia, kuten hevosenlihaa, sianjalkoja ja marsunkiveksiä 1900-luvun koululounaissa. Lopuksi toinen juontaja haastaa toisen syömään vanhan perhereseptin, joka koostuu suolakekseistä, maapähkinävoista ja juustosta, ja yleisö saa päättää seuraavan jakson ruokahaasteen.
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