E497 An Everlasting Lemon Haunting and a Levitating Glitter Pinecone Phone

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And I went, well, mom, have you heard about tumble? And ever since then, she's been checking her phone like a maniac for the delivery update. So if you would like to be like my mother and your big old condo in Boca, or if you just want a rug, you know, tumble is the place for you. They're machine washable rugs. They're made better for a limited time only. Our listeners get 10% off and free shipping at tumbleliving.com slash drink. That's T-U-M-B-L-E living.com forward slash drink. And you purchase, they will ask where you heard about them. So please support our show and tell them that we sent you over to them. Christine, why do you drink this week? This is a real doozy for everyone. If you haven't caught the news. So I was deciding to just wing it. So here we go. I appreciate that. I want to also wing it. Okay, great, great, great. That makes me feel better. Because I kept thinking like, am I just being lazy? And it's like, no, I just want to speak authentically. Um, yeah, this is um, wow, I did pull the tower. Wow. Uh, yeah. So see, here's the thing. Once upon a time, it all began. It all began in the year. Oh my god, now I'm just stressing people the fuck out. I'm so sorry. Um, folks, I have to say a very sad thing, which is that I will be leaving the podcast at the end of October. And I was dancing around it, not very gracefully, but that is the news. Um, it's like really sad and hard. Um, but it just feels right and necessary for me at this point in time. And, um, yeah, it's not a decision I made lately. And it's not something that um, has been like recent. This is like a, you know, something we've been working through for a while. And, um, yeah, we, so we, I suck. No, no, it's, it's what's best for you. And, you know, I think the, it's just, uh, if you haven't noticed, I mean, we, it's as of today that we're recording this, a press release came out about it. So like by the time on TMZ, it splashed all over. Did you see breaking news? I'm sure New York times like breaking headlines, hit everybody's phone. We paid Zach Bagans to announce it himself. So, oh shit. And you know what he paid? Cause he's so fucked up in the head. He paid, uh, the Amber, the government, Oh, the administrator, the corrupt administration to release an, like a silver alert, you know, about this. Some old, old podcaster is missing. It's just off into the pasture. We're just sending her out of the field and, um, she's going to go be really happy in a farm somewhere. And you're not eating her for dinner right now. I, Oh, that turned weird. I do. I want to add on to what you're saying that this is cause I feel bad that this is coming so close to the time that Christina is leaving. And one of my biggest concerns this whole time has been making sure that the audience had enough time to process it before anything changed. But unfortunately with the powers that be and just how circumstances play out and telling everyone behind the scenes, I, we've both spoken about this in our own text messages that we wanted this told to people way earlier. It just did not happen that way. Um, but we have absolutely been talking about this for a long time. This is something that we have both known about and we're both okay with it. And I absolutely support Christine. Christine supports me carrying on with the podcast. It's it's like, yeah, that, well, that's the big news, I guess. Yeah. I guess that's the real big news. Like mine is like the intro to the bigger news. I don't know. Is that, well, I just, I'm not ready to leave the podcast yet. I really love doing this and, uh, it's just a lot of fun and I'm very, very lucky. And Christina's at a place in her life where she's ready to try some other stuff, which you can talk about if you want. But, um, I want to keep, You'll find me folks. You can't get away from me that easy. Yeah. I promise. Well, this is where, Oh, wait, we did release like statements if you want to read them for more like detail or what, if we're forgetting something, which we probably most certainly are. But just so everybody knows, Christine is still going to be a part of like parapods and behind the scenes and everything. It's just not in front of the microphone as much. Yes. I don't, I don't even know what level of microphone you even want to be a part of, but you'll be more on the backend with Eva and all that. We're talking USB condenser. No, Sick. Lab mic. Christine will be the mixer. Yeah. You might even know. You might even know me as big Mike by the end of this season or little Mike or medium size Mike or condenser. Okay. The point is, the point, the point is this is why we had to release a written statement and not just say it on the podcast. Right. Cause otherwise it was going to be too, um, scatterbrained, I guess. But, uh, yeah, I, I just, I, and I tell him if you want to cut this out, that's fine too. But I, I just want to say to everybody that I just feel bad that it is so close to the time. I really want people to know, earlier, but that's just, it's just, it's nobody's fault. It's just how things happen. I think it just, you know, it's just how it's meant to be. I don't know. I let it kind of just happen the way it was meant to happen and let the pieces fall. And I feel like it's gone smoothly enough. We've sort of, I mean, I've both sort of like surrendered to whatever's going on with the situation. Yeah, exactly. So, uh, no, we are every, everything's like good over here. I fully support Christine's decision. We've known about this for a while. This is not, this is something that, uh, you know, I'm very, sad that you're leaving, but you know, I've made peace with it. I'm only happy for you. Um, and do you want to talk more about what you're up to? I know we've put out a press release, but just if people haven't read that. Yeah. I mean, sure. I, yeah, I, I feel like I don't even know. I mean, I'll still be on beach to Sandy with my brother. Um, and we'll be on tour this fall. So that's fun just for a couple of cities only within driving distance. But other than that, I don't know. I'm just kind of, I'm kind of like posting. I've been like doing like little channeled readings on Tik TOK and YouTube that like are just daily, but it's just whenever they come to me. So I can, if you want to find me there, but if that's like not, I mean, that's certainly not everybody's bag. Right. So if that's not your thing, please just avoid. Cause you're going to be like, what the hell is this? Like, what is she doing? People listen here. They probably are about that life. I think there, some might be. Yeah, I hope. And it's like, you know, this is, that's how I learned tarot was by watching these videos of like readers, like kind of connecting with my energy and stuff. So I'm doing like energy readings and channeled readings over there on Tik TOK and YouTube. And I don't know, in the meantime, like I got my Reiki certification. I'm, I have a little studio set up. My brother and I are recording. We have a little space set up. Every other aspect of my life has also very actively seen a tower moment. So we're not, we're not going to go there, but just like, you know, it's, it's, life is happening. Life is happening like rapid speed right now. And it's sort of like, it has, it felt like a nightmare, like Chrysalis for a long time. And now it's like, oh God, everything's happening at once. So yeah, you know, the nightmare Chrysalis, that's me. Not, anymore though I'm out now I'm free I free myself uh yeah I don't know where I was going with that so apologies but I've never been one to uh really know how to deliver some awkward information no I think we're both just maybe I'm it's just me but I assume I'm speaking for you as well that we just want everybody else to you know if you feel like this is like somehow blindsiding you or like it feels a little like informational whiplash like we are going to get through it together Christine you are welcome back anytime if you are feeling chatty and you know whatever that oh if I'm feeling chatty if you ever need to throw in a new uh little story um as for what's going to happen here on out I'm going to have some guest hosts fill in for Christine while I figure out the next move I have had a lot of time to think about what that next move is but just nothing has felt perfect yet and I think that's because I just want to make sure that our listeners have either some sort of say or I just want to hear your input on how you would like to see things um evolve from here and I didn't I just didn't feel right to make a decision or like what if we brought someone on immediately after Christine I don't want it to feel like you know now you just have to like this person and deal with it like I really if you guys in the comments I know we say that kind of in a silly way sometimes but truly if you guys have any suggestions for us to do in the future I would love to hear from you guys on what you would like to see moving forward um I don't want things to change too much I would still like it to be this format and these topics and things like that because I this is already a lot of change we don't need to change everything and it would like you know but anyway I'm now rambling I just want to make sure that people feel as comfortable as possible with an uncomfortable situation because it is new and we all know I ain't changed um and I'm gonna miss you I wish you were staying but I also understand that you've been here for like a decade it's you know time to go and it's been a long time it's hard to believe um yeah I know I'm really it's been it's been also a long like grieving process so I feel like you know it might not be coming through yeah right like here but we've we've processed other people this is new information but we've both grieved it um and yeah uh it'll be different but I still um I still feel like a lot is more to come with and that's why we drink and I hope everyone is okay with it and I hope everyone is okay with it and I hope I know it'll take a second to to be cool about it but we gotta be cool guys we gotta be cool um and yeah whatever if you ever have any fun new projects coming out or anything you know always come on to promote or whatever that is or I just come on to promote my new channeled just popping guys I would what if I just do channeled readings on the podcast I'll be like hey hang on I'm getting something actually that would be lovely can you imagine if you come back you're I mean it's like probably exactly what is happening right now because at this point I don't know what I am and what I'm not to be dramatic but I don't know what I am what I'm well anyway it all began um yeah I don't know I I yeah it's been I know it's awkward it's been one hell of a year uh one hell of a journey one hell of a one hell of a decade really um and I'm around I'm around I'm I don't know what the right I don't even know I want to make sure that we give this the time it deserves but I don't want to harp on it either but how about for yappy hour if you're comfortable with it we can just spend yappy hour just talking about some favorite moments uh or I don't know yeah that's fine I don't know whatever whatever floats your boat yeah we'll figure we'll we'll we'll flow with it and see what what happens and for all we know when I tell you my topic maybe we'll find something else to flow I was gonna say by the end of it we'll have a menu to be looking at or something yeah yeah we always it's always a historic menu it's always a minute it's always a menu well oh I'll tell I know I'll tell you about this shirt I just found in my closet I bought it 13 years ago in Shanghai and I just found I just found in my closet and I was like oh my gosh this is so fun my shark shirt and then I was like wait I have lots of shark shirts and so now I'm starting to realize like I kind of have an issue I think I don't know that's the third shark shirt I've had this week where I've been like wait a minute that strikes a good question how many shark shirts until you realize someone maybe has too many shark shirts how many shark shirts should a shark she she should should she have how many shark shirts should she have zero is the answer and how many shark shirts does she have I think probably 16 I think after four I would I would be like oh someone's got like a bit of a shark thing well this one is like I just bought it at a uh a forever 21 in Shanghai and it was the year of our lord 2013 wow yes it was 2013 I don't know why I still own this this is what I'm saying like I'm like I don't even know anymore I don't think I've worn this shirt since 2013 are you going through like a purge like are you trying to declutter yes okay on every level okay got it spiritually mentally physically literally I mean and it's not really under my control speaking of surrendering to the universe it's sort of like if you follow along any of my because some people do and they've been like really loving and like jumped over to my chant my youtube and tiktok but if you are on there and you watch through like some of it really is very like I feel like when I'm reading energy I'm reading like the connection between myself and other people and so it like calls in the same energy of like what I'm going through so I feel like like you can almost follow this process and I started doing it one day I literally got a voice in my head that was like just do a tarot reading for tiktok and I was like that's so embarrassing no um but I just winged it and I started doing it and it just kind of worked so um but yeah that shows showcase like some days you'll look at me and go like what the fuck is up with her and it's um but yeah so you can kind of probably because it's daily you probably scroll back and just see my face changing and sometimes your hair is like just sticking out and uh oh just gray it gets grayer and grayer yeah um I start wearing makeup again oh nope I don't silver alert another silver alert oh another silver alert she hasn't she hasn't washed her hair again anyway it's fine we're we're on the I feel for from my perspective on my life alone I am very much I've reached the light at the end of the tunnel of my own like very much dark night of the soul experience this year um I feel that I finally reached that as of like this week literally so um yeah it's been like a tornado a whirlwind I don't know um but yeah yeah I don't know where I was again I'm just kind of winging it here clearly but that's okay I think people would I I think it's appreciated even when we were talking to our manager about how we would go about telling people I feel like it was um a question for her about like well do you want to even bring it up on the podcast would you like to and I both of us I think we're like there's you know we want to be there's like no way around it yeah also right like we've talked about like how are we not gonna talk about it we've talked about every other thing uh uh in in the podcast world or about our podcast we've talked about every single thing up until now it would be really weird to not talk about the end of an era yeah exactly exactly exactly it just doesn't feel right to be authentic about it so I I it's you know you're going through a lot of changes um I am horrified of change so I'm sticking with this but that's not why I'm sticking with it I also just really enjoy it but um I'll be holding down the fort and uh I I might my feeling about it right now is that I'm gonna have some guest hosts help me out um probably through the end of the year because I don't know if we said this earlier but Christine is sticking around of course you gotta have episode 500 together we gotta that would feel weird to not do that with you and Christine is also going to be with us for all of spooky season so we get one last big Halloween together um but then for the uh rest of the year I'll be trying out some new people or just hanging out with some people while we figure out what's going on and if you like anyone in particular that tends to be slow season anyway people kind of start doing their own thing and then picking back up in January it seems at least with our audience so I yeah so I'm thinking by New Year's hopefully there will be an official decision made so yeah oh just take a look at my birth chart people and you'll see what I'm going through okay and then you'll like literally know just mathematically what's happening um it's really all very amazing how it reflects back um yeah well I'm glad that you're doing okay I I was gonna make a joke about reading my birth chart and I'm trying to like like get it together so I'm just going with we're all very proud of you for making some changes and wherever you need to even if it is also the podcast but you know we're just happy that you're um feeling better than you were a year ago so yes I'm uh I'm feeling well yeah I'm feeling more like myself I would say yeah good with the sobriety and everything you know there's a lot of a lot of pieces that just sort of like all accidentally or on purpose kind of went click click click click click and then it was like ah wow you know things are moving so uh yeah just weird times um and it gets weirder by the day I feel like you know it I don't know at least my life does every day I'm like what the hell is going on I uh I've just been traveling as much as I can yeah where are you I'm in Michigan okay okay oh you're literally like us we're like a state away yeah literally we're like a state away we're like a we are well sort of I mean um there's one in between just a big one called Ohio we're um also I'm on the like I'm basically in Canada that's how far up Michigan I'm in the upper peninsula lovely UP um never been it's pretty heard good things I'm ready to leave um this reminds me of your time in uh the the Fond du Lac is that where you went the fuck is a Fond du Lac? What are you talking about? what no the fondle what's the town what's the town help me where's the town that you went to where you were like oh it's so boring it's just like country club people or it's like golfing at this place you were now i see now it's i'm making it sound worse you didn't say that i'm making you sound like an asshole you didn't say that you said like it doesn't sound like something i would say um i'm just trying to figure out what you're talking about it was said in a much nicer way but you were essentially saying like oh it's kind of bored it was when you were in one of your random states like idaho probably idaho jinx hey by the way my story today okay speaking this is okay is it in idaho is it in fond du lac okay great that's in wisconsin um what was i what are you talking about where were you i i was in cordillera just like i'm in michigan core okay fond du lac cordillera they do both sound like americanized versions of french things yeah they are i think no i uh also i'm always blown away when detroit is french i always forget it's detroit always forget i love it um yeah no this has been nice for the water views and i'm also i've got a little sunburn if you can tell but oh i've seen enough water i'm like ready to go shopping i'm over this i'm sorry go shopping where do you go do you go do you like the influencer thing where you go into like a coach store and you're like which one should i pick today you know maybe it's the best that you're leaving um because after 10 years if you think i'm going at a fucking coach i know i know i'm honestly i just love to watch like influencer snark videos and i watch them so regularly that a lot of my contextual stuff is just like watching like um what's her name uh michaela naguera like going into like our algorithms are so different i don't know what your first fond du lac and all this shit and then it's like sleep hypnosis to manifest your highest quantum reality yeah there's some insane shit in my it's like when we were ghost studying at a eureka springs and you're like oh i just listened to like bells what was it like what do you listen to to fall asleep it was so i don't oh i was listening to the navajo flute yeah yeah the flutes the flutes i like to listen to the navajo you said it so you said so casually though like oh you know like the flutes i'm like curl music i mean i will tell you about it anytime so um don't even worry but yeah i uh where were we oh the yeah so that's why i said like when you go shopping on vacation like what do you do because i know some like fancy people go to these i don't know i mean i i go to like the souvenir shops i guess yes that's probably what you do um i i'm really a sucker for a main street usa so oh yeah yeah like i just like the like the um i mean sometimes the main street is like a bunch of franchises which i don't care for but i love when you can go down every street is like you know like um sixth street on austin where like they're all kind of weird and funky you know i love yeah and you just like get a feel for the vibe you and your mom both love funky you literally made fun of your mom so much like three weeks ago you were like she loves funky it's so embarrassing and now you're like i just love anything can i be honest it's because too much time with linda until an hour ago i was with my mother for the last like 10 days so that's why how is it going you seem like in good spirit well she's on a plane now so um she uh god we and you did just say i'm over it i want to go shopping so mom did a really good job of of planning the trip but it was um but it was more for scenic stuff and i'm like okay i gotta go get some dopamine that's all but yeah sometimes you need that you need a spike i get it um well and she drinks and stuff and it's like you're not doing you know so that's dopamine hit you're not doing that and we were trying to find some like really good restaurants out here but the areas that she picked it wasn't like the main downtown areas of upper peninsula it was kind of like more like in the middle of nowhere and so the restaurants were really slim pickings um so it was a a different trip than i'm used to because the last time we were on a trip together we went to the fucking hamptons and this time whoa this time it was um not the hamptons which is so maybe we were all wondering if you went to a coach store today i don't know i mean after that as i said hamptons you're right yeah um yeah no i felt well my mom and i we tried to do a trip every year usually around mother's day and uh we try to find a city that neither of us have been to but we've traveled a lot of places and so is she and i was like we've never been to like the fucking hamptons and then it became a thing where we like went to say that we've gone so um you've never been to fond du lac and that's next and that shows oh walk through the doorway and realize it right right now um but no so i i really did appreciate the views but i'm i'm ready to go spend some spend some money on some yummy food spend some hard-earned cash on that on that main street usa cornfields corn dog you know what i mean yeah well you know what they have out here which has been really lovely at every restaurant they have cheese curds and i know you like a curd uh they have that in fond du lac because it's in wisconsin i mean i don't know i've never been well before i get into my story i want to ask you know why are you not why are you drinking we know why i'm drinking for that same reason what are you drinking uh i just finished my usual bisexual iced coffee it looks pretty lesbian to me that's not very on the boy side with all that well this is the one that you named the bisexual but yeah so i guess i guess it's like i guess it depends on where you are on the spectrum right of bisexuality where are you today christine like that cup or uh i don't know what does it mean in my like what does it mean like like this is how i do you know what i mean like is this like how i present or is this like how what i'm like more interesting you know what i mean like what's the vibe i get if i saw you walking down the street and i knew that you'd be like she's more gay like that's a that's a gay bisexual i am also wearing a sleeveless shirt so that does seem to be a fair guesstimate but i would say i'm actually like kind of square i'm kind of like off everyone at this point in time like no none of this god damn it i really love when you're bisexual i love i like anti-sexual i'm just kidding i'm kidding i like when you're the stereotype where you show off your little your little armies i mean yes like that's why i'm saying like presenting maybe i'm halfway but like i don't know i don't know like because i'm not really thinking about well i'm telling you in the tank top with that cup i would think that's a bisexual for sure and she's lady leaning currently interesting yeah i wouldn't say that i mean that's probably what they think when i pick leona from school yeah that probably is what they think you almost hesitated a little too long on that one no i thought because i thought because i pictured myself i zoomed out as i often do on my own life and i pictured myself walking through leona's school in what i'm currently wearing which is biker shorts come on girl and like i was like oh yeah they definitely think that but like i'm i don't feel that gay i like i you know wait why are we talking about this why are you asking me this i don't know it was the cup the cup really scared me okay i uh i don't know it's just the usual it's the same hey here's what i'll say it's the same cup it's always been okay so you know perception is reality that's what i'll say here's my cup it's the same cup it's always been okay so you know perception is reality that's what i'll say here's my cup you guys can decide whatever you want um and also i'm drinking well i'm not because it's iced coffee and it's empty and you can probably tell by how fast i'm speaking so i'm now on the water okay well speaking of my speaking of my mother from usually the hamptons i guess when we were out here she discovered an iced tea that she was so obsessed with and i don't know how true this is but allegedly according to her it's like it mainly comes from like greece oh and she was like i have to have more of this tea it's the best tea i've ever had in my entire life and then for someone who i'm clearly missing a chunk of the story because she was like you can only get it in greece but then 24 hours later she had it in her hands um and it was at aldi i promise it was at aldi i promise you i would bet you eight million dollars on this spot jungle gyms in the upper peninsula i know exactly like that's how i that's such a good so um this i've never i don't know this tea i've actually never tried this tea in my entire life but my mom was getting on a plane and she had three bottles left and she was like please please drink it's like contraband she's like i'm getting on a plane i can't this can't cross state lines so for anyone who would like to try a sponsored by linda tea maybe my mom's the new co-host oh my god greece can you imagine greece indiana or something you know it's got to be it has to it's got to be like gary indiana but like you know well different or something sponsored by linda this is olympus iced tea can we see it you can but the reason i haven't shown it to you yet is since she gave me three bottles and there are three different flavors and i've never tried it before i want you to pick the flavor there's three flavors like did she go to greece when i was taking a nap i don't fucking know she like amazon primed it from greece or something okay so here's here are the options i have a feeling i know which one you're gonna pick and it's gonna piss me right off okay here's the first one go ahead this is mint okay mint mint lovely then we have a greek peach okay oh that's lovely okay and lemon oh god well i would not do that to you on today this day yeah i'm really picking out a wound there i'm leaving but you can have something involving lemon that's my everlasting haunting of this fucking podcast uh yeah what a name i've made for myself um - Peach, I would say, right, or mint. no peach peach you gotta pick babe well you said you would be mad with what i got picked okay well i assumed you were going with lemon off this on the spot oh oh it was lemon that was mad okay yeah peach okay great let's all see is it i thought it was gonna be like a caviar flavor and you were gonna be like christine loves this shit you know anchovies and i was like it really probably does exist um okay so my mom did say when she tried this out of the bottle she was more disappointed than when she got it straight out of the cup because i guess when she got it at some restaurant detroit i guess they like really zhuzhed it up with like like different shapes of ice and like a mint leaf and all this and so so there might be some like like a gap in the presentation versus the actual user experience exactly so i'm gonna imagine there's ice and mint in this okay lovely and different shaped ice it must be it's nice it's nice it's nice i wouldn't import it from greece in 24 hours or less but oh wait they do they literally sell it at greek go greek.shop well there you have it and that's like where you have to buy it your your mom is like not messing around with this shit too she was it was like i i don't know what was going on but her pupils were dilated when she was telling me about it she was like i have to fucking have this right now she'd already had 16 bottles of the olympus iced tea and was like i'm i'm on to something i think i'm finally talking about it anyway okay my people in greece are on the case and they're gonna get the case to me tonight i feel like the greeks are gonna hear this and go that's not that's like nothing that's like no here it is you are going to go get zapped by a lightning bolt because it says right here source from mountain olympus it says on the website greek cart.shop hercules write this what the fuck more do you want sourced from mountain olympus olympus is produced from sideritis leaves that sounds poisonous and is it sounds bad i wouldn't drink any more of that and is made according to the traditional greek recipe okay well maybe it's safe the leaves are carefully hand-picked and then gently brewed releasing all its flavor see this is part of the experience like you didn't get the i mean maybe you did because your mom seems like she did have an entire like sales pitch i literally i was taking a nap in the hotel and she came back and she's like you have to have this tea so anyway maybe the mint one will really do it i feel like if she needed a little leaf of mint with the peach maybe she needs well now is it refrigerated is it you need it cold is it really cold it's not chilled oh you gotta have it chilled i feel like that'll make a difference my own problem my mom's screaming in her car while she's listening to this going she's like throwing them out the window oh i thought you meant on her way to the airport throwing them out the window she wouldn't dare not this not this treasure she's found not this yeah beautiful contraband that's worth like millions um anyway anyway that's for you that is quite a big why you drink though like from olympus i i had to go to mount olympus to get a drink for the news that we just the a-bomb we just dropped on people do you know what do you know what that is it's a sisyphean task a sisyphean task no because i say it wrong sisyphean no that's what i fucked up and i added an extra syllable to sound and i made myself think i was sounding correct but it's actually sisyphean okay whatever you say you're right it is whatever i say for those who aren't watching i just gave a real nasty look to chrissy that's sometimes how i say it and sometimes it's not and sometimes we say uh how how well yep it's like you've never spoken a day in your life um it's like i was never meant to be here after 40 years uh no what's half as ardly that's what i'm trying to think of yeah and sagu and fond du lac and all the other things we've said for so many years on this show if there's one thing you guys know about me i love to what say it with me eat but you know what i don't like doing when it comes to eating cooking and i don't like waiting around i don't like having to go to the grocery store i don't like having to figure out what ingredients i need i don't like having to do anything that's going to require more than like 20 30 minutes of my time so a lot of times i get overwhelmed when it comes to cooking or you know grocery shopping or even just like being you know just thinking in a healthy way about food sometimes it's just easier to just grab something and just go to the grocery store and just go to the grocery store and just go to the but luckily with hungry root they have really helped me out 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you'd be bringing if you would be sad i'm bringing 2013 shark shirt baby oh man just know that i'm fucking i'm losing my mind i did this with the in a good way with the preparation that maybe it would have gotten really sad and you know i was i thought maybe tears would be shed on my over here so i was i was trying to make sure that i kept the mood right so i'm seeing if i have any i i could do like a little like i'll just like pinch myself real quick that would make me feel better um just so i don't have to we'll fix it in post okay great um jack well in case you were gonna have you know you're gonna feel super mopey i was like i gotta pick something that christine's gonna fucking love to get her back in the right energy space so great this turned into one of where i thought it was gonna be quick it became not so quick um but you also if i'm gonna tell this information to anybody it has to be you um this is a biographical account of chip coffee now i want you i literally had no i literally thought you're gonna say zeus or poseidon or some shit because i'm still thinking about that iced tea and then you said chip coffee and it's like you're drunk man um i mean he's literally the dream man of all because like the scarves the skulls the chip coffee shop uh dot shop or whatever it's called and man it's just like good idea after good idea with that guy talk about business acumen totally and also just like connected like to the dead people he's like oh that one's not nice and i'm like oh he can read a room like no but of dead people i mean like nobody's every time you mention him and then i go watch like a clip of him i'm like oh i totally get why christine's obsessed right it's like when people look him up and they're like oh shit like yeah he's a he's a he's an icon well i want you to know this is not just any old putzing around research i want you to know that i read multiple books did you go straight to the source of course i went straight to the source oh well did i reach out to chip coffee no i didn't oh no no oh well he well he and i dm you should have dm'd him he literally said i heard my mention on your podcast oh my god i was gonna say tell me he's signed up well listen chip you better be ready for whatever is about to unfold here because i certainly am not it didn't occur to me that dming was even an option here um but yeah he's i mean he is a very busy man so chip if you're listening just know that you were the present that was going to keep us all in high spirits today uh yeah so this i read of all episodes for him to jump into this is a weird one yeah he's like what the hell's going on here he's like okay why are these people talking i'm gonna sue these people actually is what i'm going to do well then i'll give you a big shout out so you don't sue us um i got a lot of my information from his own book called growing up psychic i i listened to just about every interview that spot affair utah youtube has to offer um i this is like this one i took it was it spent i spent some time on this so it was a labor of love it was a labor of love this is for you so no i'm so honored this is so exciting this okay so he calls himself but i christine calls him many things but let's get with the professionalisms here i already in this episode have called him many things yes besides christine's dream man um yep he calls himself a pre-cognitive psychic a medium an empath a spiritual counselor and a communicator with the dead he is also a speaker a writer just like a full full package an investigator and an ordained minister He has been featured all over the place uh a lot of this i just found straight on his website which i love this he feels there's something about him it's just it's just aligned it's all a lot you know when you meet someone you're like oh yeah this makes sense like aligned it makes sense on his own website he like listed every single thing he's ever been credited and it seems like and so just fantastic just from pieces of his website i found that he has been featured on coast to coast larry king live mori the insider biography channel tyra et vh1 people magazine the soup chelsea lately expedition unknown haunted salem live exorcism live which is crazy we should talk about that sometime haunted collector real fear uh good morning america nightline cbs's sunday morning wait no hang on a second i'm gonna wait till the end of the bio we can cut that we can take this just drop it in the end but just real quick before i forget chip what are you doing um end of like beginning november uh throughout the rest of your internal terminal future because uh where there's a spot a vacancy that's opening up here at this show i'm telling you i don't know if if you stepped away and chip coffee arrived i mean i would literally be like i should have stepped away five fucking years ago you literally be like now i'm an avid listener of the show all of a sudden now i've i literally love this show it's amazing wow i'm looking for someone to guest host between november and december you let me know um so he also apparently got into acting for a while did we know this i well i certainly did not know i i'm so sorry chip if you're listening to this uh none of the things that i saw on his imdb and his acting section were very recognizable they were a while back um but he is also apparently known for a and e's show airline which i did not know about and we need to discuss at some point it was it's from what i'm seeing it was his first appearance i looked everywhere under the sun could not find this show it just doesn't exist anymore but we need to talk about it because apparently it's south air southwest airlines reality television show hello pardon and never ever was this discussed to me why has tick now an algorithm which would have shown with our combined venn diagram like sliver of interest we would have both received that on our algorithms there's no way we could have missed this so he was in one of the episodes about i guess haunted planes or something and the title was things that go bump and the flight okay well i'm gonna lose my mind yeah that's great that's just no notes no notes on that one he is and that was pre-ai by the way so like let's give them props for that he is best known for his recurring appearances on paranormal state and psychic kids as well as kindred spirits oh i love psychic kids oh my god he has done tens of thousands of readings for people over the years oh and if you're like what's kindred spirits and it sounds familiar we had amy bruni on recently and did a book giveaway um and it was just really fun and cool and she's awesome too did i tell you i just had high tea with amy bruni recently no yeah you did not that's like the most first what yeah holy crap my my mom and tom watched us talk did you drink olympus tea i must that would be fucking crazy imagine you bring you bring your own tea to the tea party no but we ate scones and i and i had a chicken salad little sandwich situation um oh my gosh lovely it was nice i met her daughter um it was very nice it was very at random i was just at high tea with my mom and i saw someone sitting next to my mom and i was like she looks like amy bruni and then i went back to talking to my mom and then she went don't i know you and i went wait you were both sitting there that's what i'm saying yeah we both that's well i know but you said i had high tea with her but i just assumed like you saw she was in town and like messaged her or something no it was very random that's crazy literally and we were on an island what are the odds high tea you should have asked her about chip coffee she's literally like his best friend well i didn't know i was going to cover this yet okay well i would have been like psychically i was telling you somewhere in a different reality so you know what you should have been listening well no so her and i you know that sounds lovely we ended up having high tea with our families for like over an hour together it was very wonderful oh yeah and she's like just written a book anyway it's great um so that those are where our man but kindred spirits oh so good delicious delicious our man chip coffee that is his intro and now we're gonna get into it his his biology biography what that handsome man no um now we are gonna get sued please what do you do you know anything about his background do you know anything about his background apparently he's been acting in a few things including southwest airlines sad tragically not no longer running reality series but no i don't i don't know much i mean i'm maybe from psychic kids but southwest airlines has changed way too damn much recently and by that i mean the reality show has to come back um i mean that's the only big thing missing in my book here we go i tried to keep some real spooky stuff in here for you and i tried to get as detailed with his past as possible because if you love this man the way you say you do you need to know everything about him because what if one day he just shows up you have to be able to then i look insane and i say right then i'm like hey how's your i haven't thought about that you know i think about that constantly because i have i heard you were an actor well because it happens to us sometimes right where people are like hey how like i heard juniper sick or something and it's like what because i'm like behind you know i didn't like click and it's like oh shoot and then they're like oh god sorry i heard that on the podcast you know what i mean like i feel like then i get this thing but honestly he knows now that i know so it's like okay yeah this is how you're finding out and he knows that yeah and he's also finding out at the same time which is cool for him it's exactly right i bet i bet he loves this i bet he's loving it i hope so there's no there's no uh shade about him in this just uh just oh my god riffing interesting his wikipedia didn't have like uh what's that category where it's like a footnote or there's no no the category where it's like um controversy oh yeah yeah um okay so he's an only child fun fact he was born in elmira new york okay i did know both of those things actually jesus okay do you know his birthday do his chart later he was in aries i don't know what is he he is born august 21st so last week two weeks ago he okay so that's like leo august 21st that's a great late august is he virgo leo or virgo he's on the cusp i think um there's not technically yeah it's leo okay cus yeah there's not technically cusps is that what you're gonna say so it's sort of sort of i don't know i'm learning a lot about astrology but yeah it's technically leo but um yeah okay fire sign i was close i'll take it cool i mean i'm not surprised at all that he's a fire sign um those scars those are his flames you know i mean really they do like whip people into a frenzy yeah and they go especially the airs they fan the flames holy shit um well i guess that's more an air sign isn't it whoopsies um okay so he was born true i bet he's like a gemini rising i would love that he that would be great august 21st 1954 apparently he's irish native american specifically cherokee um dutch and english and he calls himself a heinz 57 blend uh yes he does there's no way he says that without his flaming scarves no way so uh flaming because of the fireside conversation not because he's gay okay which he is also which he is also the supernatural experiences uh around chip coffee have been happening in his life literally starting at birth do you know about his birth no no clue okay so his mother had a near-death experience while giving birth to him uh during the c-section that they were having his mother's blood pressure dropped so drastically that she blacked out and then had visions of two angels dressed in white lifting her off the table like bye-bye bringing her away oh my she told them to let her live and they vanished they just put her back on the table and went away and she came to just in time to give birth to chip coffee i can't believe the angels were almost gonna like not let chip coffee happen leave him that's not nice or i'm sure he whatever the situation was that was not his mother or family in general's first paranormal experience chip actually comes from many people with gifts so his mother her whole life had psychic abilities his grandmother read tea leaves his great-grandmother was a respected indigenous medicine woman and because of this he thinks this is a good time to give birth to chip coffee so he's going to give birth to chip coffee this might be how he got his gifts because in some interviews he did say that he thinks that um these abilities are hereditary but he doesn't think that the abilities themselves are rooted in dna he just thinks how easy or accessible these gifts are is what's rooted in your dna because he thinks everybody has these abilities yeah i love that that's such a cool way to look at it just depends on how easy it is for you to access um so he his whole family seems to be really tapped into this shit and it because his family was not able to give birth to chip coffee he was able to so involved in this world he luckily actually grew up not being judged for his abilities and it was very normalized so one of the things he talked about in his book a lot was like don't make your kids feel like fucking weirdos it was very normalized at home but they did tell him to keep it private and keep it within the family to avoid judgment because at different times in his life he lived in the bible belt so and like in the 50s 60s i mean that's yeah just safer um fun fact since we're talking about that he was raised catholic he is still very very religious and he had something interesting in one of his it was either an interview or a book where he said like well if you're going to believe in like all the mystical parts of religion why is the mystical parts of being a medium so fucking crazy to you like yeah that's what's so wild like catholicism that's why there's like this they call like a pipeline from like cath like recovering catholic girl like school girl or whatever to like witch you know because it's like they're the ritual is so similar like there's just i mean it's literally blood sacrifices to somebody and you all chant every week with each other and eat the blood of his body and all that i mean my grandmother like had these like altars and you know it's like you to like the virgin mary and it's like yeah like now i have that but in a different context like you say deity and all of a sudden it's fucking crazy i know i know so yeah that's an interesting take i do know i have noticed that he's pretty pretty religious yeah he said a quote i'm supposed to say it later but i'm gonna read it here because it's so funny a lot of people think that the paranormal goes against the bible but newsflash i'm a southern gay catholic psychic medium wrap your brain around that wrap your scarf around that is what i say open the door and fucking realize that or whatever and don't let it hit you on the way out yeah you know what that is so beautifully put that is so beautifully we gotta bring back newsflash newsflash newsflash is so good we should have put that at the start of the episode when we had a real newsflash literally yeah you should newsflash you should have brought your your jacket when you were reporting again oh yep i should have next time okay so chip coffee is born and one year into his life they moved from new york to spartanburg south carolina which is where his child modeling began because he was a calendar baby oh my gosh i know of course he was i think somewhere in his toddler years he was a calendar baby while he was a toddler he also started to show psychic abilities um the first thing he used to do was he would just stare at the family phone and just shout someone's name and that person would then call the phone crazy shout someone's name can you imagine grandma it'd be crazier if he was like the president of the united states oh yeah yeah yeah the car dealership again yeah imagine if you're trying to like have a sneaky phone call like not around him he's uh-uh no no no secrets but so it became like his thing like everyone knew like oh well if he says their name and then he's looking at the phone they're gonna call and i love that like because they were so like supportive of it that he just was like yeah i do this all the time and it's norm so normal like so many of us i feel like are like is it real is it real and he's like oh it's just always been real and there was no shame rooted in it so he didn't even occur to him to not do it or tell people not trust himself yeah um so he actually this is very funny he calls himself the original caller id because okay that's great this is this guy's calls himself a lot of things i tell you i should put that in the beginning of his intro the original caller id chip coffee you know what you said you told me i call him a lot of things and i thought i did but now i'm realizing he calls himself a lot of things and i'm like honestly he's doing a better flash so again the family did not make a big deal out of this they treat it like it's normal and a few years like when he's like seven or eight i think um they moved back to elmira new york so he was born in elmira then they went to spartanburg now they're back in elmira okay they do a lot of flip-flopping between those two towns i'm very confused when they move back to new york they buy a family's house everyone has passed since but the family was originally the murphys so now they're moving into the new york city so they're moving back to new york city so they're moving back to murphy house one of the only things in this house that the murphys left there which is so fizuck and eerie is a framed greeting card on the wall and it reads the house is yours its portal opens wide and welcomes you to all inside dear friend and guest enter in peace and rest the house is yours like i beg to differ how far into the signing process interactually have we gotten right how did the zillow listing actually show a photograph of that on the wall because if that didn't show then that i consider that to be like false advertising and also i rebuke all of that just for my own energetic field bye that's terrible and you know what's so funny is like it probably was meant with such kind intentions but like you have to look at it from the other perspective that's the eeriest thing you could have left behind truly not just like a note that says like welcome home but like you have to know what you're doing right like that's an i mean um you can't be i mean i guess you can't be that unhinged to think that's normal but like i don't know like what do you i have no idea it's like those people who leave fake skeletons under their crawl space oh my god stop it with that you're gonna give someone a coronary and it's gonna be me and then i'm gonna send you the medical bill but i'm not because i'm too nice for that well fun fact one day chip decided to open up the frame to clean it and he found a picture of the youngest murphy child hidden behind the right i was like i promise this was some sort about something and there you go oh my gosh fun fact he has sense because he he reframed the picture in a new frame where now the the picture of the daughter and the poem are side by side in this frame and he actually hasn't he has hung it by his front door at every home he's lived in hey all of a sudden it's sweet i love that chip coffee you know how to alchemize really creepy people's behavior breaking barriers breaking barriers into like your own magic that's kick ass he's everything because i was really letting you ride that wave of thinking it was horrifying because it is it really is objectively from the start and then he found a way to say don't do that let's bring love into this yeah that's what i love yeah it's like you know what this has been given to me and i don't really have a choice here so let's just fucking go with the flow and honestly it's my dream to fucking find an old photograph inside a creepy frame like hello that's the dream that's my dream well um so it's funny you mentioned zillow earlier because when the family moved in i guess they were under the impression that they did officially own the house but then they're the person who helped them sign their mortgages or whatever ended up realizing hey did you know that even though this family lived here and all the family members died and technically there's nobody left to own this house there's actually a missing son of theirs who if he's alive actually is the the official owner of the home and what we don't know where he is but you have six months to try to find him and let him know and if you can't find him in those six months then the house is yours yeah try typing that on zillow that's not one of the tags you know he probably comes back one day going i'm looking for my frame where is it i've cleaned it for you actually and polished it and reframed it that's the chip coffee way he's like fine fine fine as long as you didn't show my sister's face again oh no so um now they are trying to figure this all out because they're like oh shit we have six months so they're putting classified ads everywhere trying to find this guy which is really honorable of them because i feel like my family would have been like let's just hope he doesn't show up for six months well i was gonna say why did they have to fucking look for him it does feel like it shouldn't be their job is but is that the like deal but also like how do you i check up on whether maybe that was just how it was back then i have no idea that's just how it was if you found a house go find here's the house and now find other people to take it from you by the way there is a creepy poem on the wall and it's for you like what so they went looking for this guy fun fact they never actually found that guy so they ended up keeping the house but while while they were looking into the family to figure out what this guy's name even was they learned that two of the kids that lived here died either in or nearby the property one definitely in the property one nearby um and so they ended up taking these discoveries and realizing that people have died in the home uh all of a sudden activity starts picking up in this house a little overdue if you ask me because everything else after finding the girl's picture i'd be like yeah where are you just show yourself babe i'm so over this the portal already welcomed me inside to meet you where are you you like you're supposed to say surprise now surprise that's like the part it is the part i don't know what she's thinking so uh she likes the like the fashionably late movement i guess yeah yeah yeah true so lights are turning on and off the piano starts playing by itself they start feeling cold spots in the hallway and then this was during christmas so they had like these pine cones and a bowl as decoration you know how that is i know how that is to this day in 2026 like pine cones obviously are the move nailed it um one of the glitter oh shit one of the pine cones starts levitating in front of him and his dad oh and this hell yeah this is a quote from chip coffee he says i remember the pine cone incident perfectly my dad and i were sitting down and watching tv at christmas time there were all these decorations and glittered pine cones all of us i knew it literally he it was meant for him all of a sudden one of them lifted about six or eight inches above the television floated suspended midair for a few seconds and then dropped back down perfectly in place my dad and i turned to each other a little wide-eyed didn't say a word and went back to watching tv that's how de rigueur it was that lit first of all thank you for that and second of all what uh what a life to live it's like 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the fucking air i'm like you can like smell that i'm making fun of her on on the air she's like on the airplane like somebody's talking about me um but also what was i gonna say 202 portal i don't remember it doesn't matter the point is oh yep okay here come the comments i'm turning my phone off yeah no need to read that bye okay so anyway people are weak people are gonna have big feelings for a while and then i'll give it a shot i'll then i've only seen a nice a nice i mean what oh good i don't think anyone i don't think anyone's gonna be whatever we'll see i i i hope all is well and everyone is very happy for you and understanding and and everyone be nice everyone be nice to both of us um okay you don't have to be nice to both of us you have to be nice to me you can do it you can do whatever you have to be nice to me you have to be nice to m you have to be nice to me okay you have to be it's the rule or else i'm gonna bring those two random men back in here and they're gonna turn the internet off man it couldn't get scarier than that at the end of a sentence about two random men i just had to say two men that was all it's like where are we yep i don't uh apparently oh still here the pine cone falling oh god so the pine phone pine cone falls and him and his phone calls pine cone calling pine phone so uh chip says that the family never felt in danger there but they knew that the murphys were there and they were just like happy to share the space i think that's like an actual quote from one of his interviews um but because of the activity growing the family did bring investigators in just in case to make sure that they like weren't crazy and the investigators got evps of a little girl an older man a piano playing and a train in the background even though trains don't go through there anymore oh that's cool when the coffees ended up moving or when they planned on moving they were like oh man we're really gonna miss the murphys and so they straight up invited the murphy ghosts to follow them back to south carolina oh my god wow so they really were close i i guess they were like well we feel like this is you're safe enough i guess and he well also he took the picture so it's like if you take the picture and you take the picture and you take the picture i feel like you kind of have to invite them along you can't really leave them there without the picture you know like that's the one thing we had left and now you're taking it so yeah it feels like you kind of can't do like separate them in a way well so they ended up uh literally inviting them as they're moving out going if you'd like to come with us you're more than welcome to just be nice and shortly after moving in um they they uh one of his t-shirts one of chip coffee's t-shirts that was lying on the chair levitated into the sky and fell back down and the family was like okay well they came with us sick that's awesome wow they're like we can do it we can do it so now the coffees and the murphy ghosts are all living back in spartanburg south carolina and as soon as they move in previous residents of the house come by and say we used to live here can we check out the house and the guy walks around the house and is telling them stories about when he was a kid there and then he looks at the family the coffee family who also have their own ghosts that they've just invited into the building oh and this man says have you seen anything strange since you've moved in shut up and he says when he was a little kid they used to see a huge shaggy creature with thick heavy hoof prints and he called it the wang doodle i rebuke it again i don't know if you heard me the first time all of this is out for me thank you so much well what's extra horrifying about this is that right before this guy showed up on their property chip coffee's parents had been seeing really heavy thick hoof prints in the ground oh my god and they're like oh nice a horse oh god what am i what have i been petting this whole time jersey devil in our forest holy fuck and it later became a thing where like chip coffee would hear this monster i don't like that trying to break into their house at night or was like like walking around really heavy and moving things around on the porch and every when he would go out there later and see what was going on there would always be heavy hoof prints in the front yard i just can't abide by any of that horrifying so um anyway that's his like young childhood all of his experiences up to this point had him really hooked on leaning into the supernatural obviously it was normalized in his family they have the murphy ghost he's got this wang doodle he's dealing with and not another one and he taught himself tarot um he got prescriptions to paranormal magazines there was a soap opera that he loved that we need to get into called dark shadows which was apparently yes i've heard of that oh you have okay well i believe so well he was obsessed with that and then he started actually telling what sorry yeah yeah i definitely know dark shadows yes i need to get into it then he um started telling some of his close friends that he could trust that he was able to like predict events before they happened and by 10 he was giving his friends private readings that's amazing i remember that fact from one of the psychic kids episodes and i was like 10 yeah so cool i remember when deirdre just got in deirdre got into tarot and would make us come over so she could do readings for us but also she was like 12 so who knows she could just be making shit up but it was i know i wish i i always wish i had the balls to actually make stuff up like then i would have been doing this years ago you know what i mean like i just can't commit to the bit like that like fair enough i can't like boldly like i would just be giggling or making but yeah that that that feels like something powerful that you could do as a kid just make it all up oh my god especially before the internet no one can even fact check no one can fucking fact check you until sporkle comes around or whatever the fuck it was called or no what was the thing oh yeah so um these close friends that he felt like he could share that with they were awesome they encouraged him to keep it up and then his parents also had two family friends that were into the supernatural and they also normalized it and made it feel like made him feel like he could go through um dealing with this and learning about it and one family friend actually had a husband who passed and chip knew it happened before anyone else told him because fun fact in his family they have the coffees have this thing we're like oh if you see a dove in the house and it flies diagonally across the room it means someone you love just died can you imagine that happening enough fucking times where you're like literally i was about i'd go okay but like think about it like think about seeing a good sideways across the room and then think oh no maybe i maybe that was something else you know like how do you there's no like there it's not like oh did i hear a knock or no maybe i was imagining it you know like you're like oh fuck yeah the sideways dog is back yeah oh shit the second it flies diagonally i i and also bye if i just saw a bird in my house i wouldn't even have time to think is it a dove i just be like how the fuck do i get this bird out of my house i think you'd be the dead person yeah i think so i wouldn't see it i wouldn't see it hit the other side of the room i just go faint yeah well so i guess he's they knew that one of the family friends who is all into the supernatural her husband was sick and then he like saw a dove in the house and it flew diagonally and then his mom called him and he was like i already know he died so crazy and the dove told me by the way his mom i know i said that his mom has her own psychic gifts i need to tell you it's very quick one of her own experiences where apparently she predicted elvis's death because she had a dream of elvis's mother which how did she know who she was um well i think she was probably pretty famous elvis's mom really am i stupid i don't know elvis was so effing famous i guess i don't know i guess i know what justin beaver's mom looks like right exactly um or like i don't know people know what like taylor i mean i don't really know but like taylor swift's yeah i don't know everyone the jonas brother's dad they know yeah i mean his brother they know frankie broke franklin jonas they kind of all look the same to me but well apparently elvis's mom appeared to her in a dream and said you need to help someone needs to do something or else elvis is going to die in his bathroom of an od seven days from right now no and wait that's so sad she was trying to find somebody and honestly intervene i wonder like was she just trying to find anyone with those abilities and went to whoever could hear her because uh chip coffee's mom later told him like i just had the stream and chip coffee was like why would elvis's mother come to you what like what is going on but then seven days later on the radio they heard that elvis died in his bathroom of an od um oh apparently he and his mother were very very close oh that's so sad um after okay so he he graduated from um dorman high school chip coffee did he graduated from dorman high he was really into theater there he did acting producing writing and after high school he ends up going to elmira college where he got a degree in counseling and psychology um while he's not actively being a psychic i mean he has the abilities but he's like not chip coffee yet um he's really into theater because he was in high school he's worked for many theater companies including kids music theaters he worked as a social worker and now he's a travel agent this is very important what so he becomes a travel agent and up at this up until this point he's only been able to access some of his abilities he's really not told anybody about it but then while he's working at this travel agency he gets tight with a co-worker and this is when the floodgates fucking crack open for him oh boy oh boy he is uh he has a co-worker named pat we love pat we love pat we love pat we love pat uh pat is his co-worker at the travel agency and she's really into like the mystical mediumship stuff um by the way this whole story coming up that i'm about to tell is from his book but he talks about in other interviews too but it was really well what's his book called again growing up psychic okay um so out of nowhere he's like hanging out with pat and he she he knows that she's into this stuff and then out of nowhere he hears a voice in his head of a man saying tell pat hi for me and uh it keeps happening and he's like this is like i don't know what their guides are teaming up here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's like i don't know what's going on but there's like some voice telling me tell pat hi for me and he's saying this to pat and because she's open-minded to it she's like what else is it saying and then he gets that it's it's a guy whose name starts with a t and he's like like tommy or tony or something and then pat goes i had a brother named tony who died in a car crash gasp and so chip runs with it pat is so about this she's like tell me everything chip runs with it and says that he feels like tony didn't actually die in the car crash and he's like i don't know what's going on and then chip starts feeling this pressure in his head and a pop and pat said yeah tony wasn't a car crash but he had a brain aneurysm while driving and that's what caused the car crash no way see that's and that's what he like to this day can do like in these places it's amazing just started out of nowhere like he was like it's amazing he then got the number six which i think was how many like hours or days or weeks he survived in the hospital um he was able to get that tony the last time he saw pat they went out for ice cream together um and then he was able to say oh as you know tony saw you pat at the icu the night before he died and pat said that's not true tony was in a coma he never woke up he wouldn't have known that and then she said i guess he said something to the effect of like uh chip heard tony say like no i was there you little shit or something and that's like how he used to refer to his like sister yeah yeah yeah and so then pat was asked him what i was wearing since he had those eyes open he was about to say yeah yeah and chip immediately saw in his eye in his head like the tablecloth in italian restaurants like the gingham red and white check oh yeah and that was the type of dress she was wearing oh my god so this was the beginning of chip coffee's mediumship abilities another time that happened um very early on was at his dad's funeral he actually saw his dad who had both of his legs even though he was an amputee um and he was able to say like take care of your mom for me and then vanish but up and like that was the first two times anything like that had ever happened wow um and after this happened chip was like oh shit well i guess like i have some new powers kicking in like i'm gonna do some as a side hustle do some readings for people while i'm at the travel agency but then 9-11 happens oh whoopsies that'll put a damper on it yeah so all of a sudden no one wanted to travel so his job as a travel agent was no mas no ma yeah no more um uh but he he remembers actually talking to himself uh at i i don't know when on this day but on 9-11 i guess he knew his fucking career was over and he went well i guess i'm a full-time psychic now like he's like wow this yeah wow that yeah i guess that's where you gotta go next i'm just gonna fall back on that so to gain traction he started going to conferences and conventions and he met other investigators um that's how he met an investigator named patty star who like took him on overnights and um all this kind of stuff many creepy things happened on his first overnight with her were like the other crew members phones started ringing and said chip coffee was calling them but he was nowhere near his phone and did not have their phone number um and he was not using his caller id and he's like i would know better than anybody his megaphone yeah he's like i would know if i were calling he looks at a phone and goes me also at one of the look that same location i think no wonder he calls himself so many things oh my god it all makes sense so he basically um also on that on that investigation by the way he saw a little girl and then days or weeks later after they all left that house the owner of the house was in there now and his phone started ringing a lot and every time he answered it it was a little girl on the phone saying oh i want to play with chloe i want to play with chloe where's chloe i want to come downstairs and he realized after like two or three phone calls that this little girl was talking about his dog chloe and he talked back into the phone when she called a different time was like i want to play with chloe uh he said are you talking about my dog and then the line goes dead that is so spooky i don't like that whatever was there knew how to use a phone multiple times freaky so okay um through working with patty who was the one that took him on all these investigations and and all that we love that we love that uh she basically said um oh i have this like kind of gig like uh a and e has a show coming out called airline or there's a show called airline and they want us to come on for a spot it was like in its third season or something and this is the southwest show so man man i need this man's birth chart i gotta look it up this is amazing he really just stumbles into some cool shit so that's amazing allegedly this was his first ever tv thing as a psychic but again i looked everywhere for it i could not find this episode but from this episode on airline he found out that a and e is doing another project soon calling paranormal called paranormal state oh yes oh yes oh yes where he did over 30 episodes for them he did a lot of work on the show and he did a lot of work on the show and he did a lot of work on the show and he does vouch that he was like i always went in there totally blind i have no idea what was going on if you're wondering if that was all fake and phony like i'm telling you i was as authentic as can be for those who don't know paranormal state is a play on penn state because the show followed students from penn state investigating people's houses but i have to tell you uh like i just did not care for this fucking show um yeah yeah i'll get into that i don't know that i ever watched it like i'm like i know it is but i don't think i ever watched it basically penn state students go into people's haunted houses and i don't think that i want to watch that though in 20 minutes they not only investigate the house but also like decide that there's a demon every time and then like are able to call lorraine warren warren on fucking speed dial and then they bless the house i'm like how like this is obviously a and e money like there's no way you just know lorraine warren and she's just stopping over all the time in pennsylvania on on the same day that you're there um so anyway i i watched you mean like it feels too produced or what it was very produced and i'll get into it in a second hang on okay okay but um i i watched two episodes of it that were specifically about him one was his first appearance on the show you mean chip coffee chip coffee sorry yeah okay okay um i watched two episodes of paranormal state the first one i watched was actually just episode two that's the first time chip coffee appears the other one i watched was the following episode episode three because chip coffee in an episode two was the first time interview said that that was the scariest thing that ever happened to him so i wanted to watch both of them now the thing that he said was the scariest thing that ever happened to him quote he heard a very masculine guttural demonic sounding voice come out of the body of a three-year old little girl that was not in this episode so i think someone put the wrong source with that quote so i ended up watching that for nothing um but then the one where he had his first appearance i did watch that and i was gonna talk more about paranormal state but it was honestly like i'm sorry like i'm i don't doubt chip coffee's abilities but watching that show maybe now because it's 2026 and we've both done stuff with tv before and we've both done stuff with ghost hunting and cameras right we yeah it's just like such a goddamn joke i'm sorry like whoopsies it's a joke um chip seems to be fine i i trust that he was trying to be as authentic as possible but the host felt very shady to me um and then i found out after watching those episodes that he was he was later arrested for fraud and theft and scamming people out of money whoopsies oh that's right that's that guy yeah right yes what's his name buell that's right i remember i got into a rabbit hole one night that's why i know about that because i went to a rabbit hole my snark channels you see sometimes they get a little weird and i i remember being in that rabbit hole he also maybe lied about having cancer and then um like he i remember that too he had he was hosting like some sort of paranormal convention um and taking that money from fans instead of actually creating the convention he allegedly paid for treatments but we don't even know if the cancer thing is true and i say that because it sounds like even his mom didn't know about his medical situation and anyway the show seemed very fake um also lorraine warren making an appearance so much was odd to me um and what was also odd to me is how many times they were just loosey-goosey letting like people host exorcisms in there i was like i thought the roman catholic church was so odd about this and like so hush-hush about this but now we're just filming it for fun multiple times and in one episode he oh and the one that i ended up watching that i didn't need to episode three there it was literally like it was clearly like a family like struggling and like there was clearly maybe some like depression going on or something oh i've seen this episode he was just calling them dirty was really like disturbed by he kept calling them and then said the only thing that like uh you're haunted and it's your fault because you're you're bringing in this energy so it's your fault that this is happening and the only way to fix it is to clean your house to like show that you're trying to create order in your house or something but like it was just very odd he was like one of the big challenges of tonight is going to be having to step around all their stuff and i was like ew what is your deal god yeah no he like there was a one episode about like mental health and i was like yo this is a child like really struggling or something and like he was just like getting so pushy and i was like this has bad vibes yeah he also claimed at like 23 that the roman catholic church personally calls him with paranormal cases i was like what are you fucking talking about i just didn't understand well lorraine warren shows up so i don't know yeah shit i don't know so i don't know if it was him or the producers but they were also making like the storyline seem like like one of the big things we need to know about this host in every episode is that he's attached there's a demon attached to him and the two of them are in cahoots or some shit like that i don't know it was very odd so anyway chip coffee was there the guttural thing did not happen the voice that did not happen um but he does not have a voice so he's like oh my god over 30 episodes of the show he's actually even gone on to interview saying that his relationship with that guy is kind of uh rocky i would imagine it would probably have to be at some point but while doing this a and e's crew noticed how kind he was to the victims chip coffee and they asked if he wanted to do another project which led to a documentary called psychic kids where chip would mentor children with abilities oh it's so good and after the documentary came out they got thousands of families asking for help like literally they got like 6 000 applications for kids with weird experiences and so it ended up becoming a whole show and then after psychic kids the show uh came out chip was asked so many questions non-stop over and over again about what to do with your kid if they have abilities so that's when he decided to write growing up psychic i love that and now we're in the epilogue since 1983 he has lived in atlanta he uh has done paranormal reading tours called coffee talk which i love um when not working he actively turns his mediumship abilities off a quote of his is i'm not running a hampton inn for the dead at my house this isn't grand central station and i went i'm running the hamptons in my in my i'm in no but what's the one you just said earlier faldamac or whatever condolence uh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh wow so he works with many is that in wyoming i said it wasn't wait i have to check where well i know but now i have to make sure fondalak oh thank god it's wisconsin okay well he works with many charity organizations and animal rescues um on his website he lists all of his dogs that he calls his beautiful girls and some of them have passed and some of them are current oh angels the one spirit that he always hoped to see was his mother and after nine years he finally saw her for just a few seconds i said this earlier but he's very big on his faith he believes that all of us have abilities he says that psychic being psychic is quote accessing information or energy that you cannot gain with your other five human senses yes that's exactly and like it i think it's silly to think we only have five senses right like yeah six cents sure yeah right but like yeah senses of like being like we have all sorts of like spidey senses and like being watched and like all that kind of stuff yes true so he so i yeah i i totally agree he believes we all have abilities it just depends on how accessible it is for you he believes in karma he believes in reincarnation he believes that we should all be present and grateful in each life and one of the reasons we don't know our other lives is to be able to focus on this one he believes that we should all intend to help others and do good he is not afraid of death he says that death is not the end and he's quoted saying while i'm not terribly afraid to die i'm quite content hanging out for now in 3d hey thank god he don't go anywhere please he does claim to be 100 right in his readings um but he loves what he does and i wanted to end on this fun fact specifically for you christine this is a quote from him he probably wouldn't let his kids use a ouija board you know what um i'm just saying i'll take that into consideration for 0.5 seconds okay and then also i wouldn't let my kids hold a butter knife so like what the fuck i like i yeah i would also not let my kid use a ouija board let me put that out there because my kid is leona and i'm not going to let him use a ouija board i'm going to let him use a she's gonna do something really fucked up to my house right now she's just downstairs with the ouija board and like a random she really could be it's starting to make me wonder i'm like wait a minute has anyone checked where the ouija board is but um yeah i also wouldn't give my kid like most items you know so it's like i guess it depends on how old they are but even then it's like wait till the frontal lobe is formed right like i mean i didn't like i actively was using one as a child but you know just saying and i regret nothing to be clear to be super clear oh we don't we are not you have you have regrets you've had regrets about that for a long time oh 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old faithful i pulled out a haunted road atlas next stop and i opened to a random page and it was boise idaho and i thought to myself oh boy see uh i was gonna say it if you didn't i did not think that i didn't think that to myself organically in the exact moment that you saw boise it's crazy you know i wish i i wish i had um but my story here is the boise murder house and so i was like reading this and i was like what the hell and so then i started i mean i remember the story but i was like i wonder if there's any more information that being said it is like an up-to-date story because i checked so i'm going to tell you the story and also insert some of my some of our because you're you have some of the best little um this was like i literally was like this is one of the best like little comebacks you know the blurbs yeah yeah okay so let's see this is a place called either the murder house of boise or the chop chop house oh my god which i feel like is very distasteful and like uh hmm depend like you'll see spoiler alert what's gonna happen here okay uh-huh so built in 1910 it has a history uh of just a really gruesome murder so on june 30th 1987 there these two men who were living in the home um in like this matter of it was almost like a it's so disturbing it reminds me of like it's like a close call uh we'll get to it these two men ended up killing a 21 year old man named preston murr in the basement of this house before then dismembering his body and hiding it throughout town whoa and like different parts of him throughout different parts of the city scattered jesus christ yeah so we're not sure like how the this is one of the frustration points for me at least researching is like we don't know what the altercation was about or what happened but around midnight um 31 year old darren cox 37 year old daniel rogers ganged up on this guy it was 1987 and they shot him in the shoulder out of a movie he like makes a run for it escapes the house starts banging on the door and then as the neighbor is like going to check what's going on he just hears the banging turn into shouts of let me go let me go as the person is being dragged away from the front door back to where they came from oh my god and i had a blurb to say about this at some point i know well to be fair it's not on this page oh my god it's not on this page i need to drink water i'm sorry my throat is so dry i'll drink with you by the way this is the third beverage that i just realized the third that's so adhd of you to just have cups it is with the same sticker by the way what is wrong not so scrappy when you've just got a bounty of clubs that's how i'm so scrappy i've just got them everywhere you know i guess so actually you're right i i'm i'm trying to fall in love with this the way my mother's in love with this and it's just not happening i think you gotta cool it like not not cool it like you i mean cool you're too fucked up hey back away from mount olympus about the iced tea she bought it at costco okay um i really believe that's something no she didn't she bought it from like greek.shop or whatever okay so this is horrifying like this is out of a horror movie so this guy runs next door starts banging on it after he's already been shot the neighbor is approaching the front door his own front door hearing like in the middle of the night this guy banging like saying help help and then the screams for help turn into let me go and it's like getting farther and farther away and he does not open the door like good that's the right thing to do um however he and he does call the police so he does everything right okay but the police are like eh we're not worried about it of course it's like a man was just dragged screaming from my home um but to be fair like what is he gonna do so he calls the police he goes to bed now he probably had a weird night of sleep i don't know i would but i would but what the next morning was it was rough he opened the front door to find blood everywhere so he hadn't realized right because it was the middle of the night he just heard the banging he didn't open the door he just called the police you know like we're not worried about it stabbing or something he didn't know the guy was bleeding um and so he had been shot um but yeah so he he sees the front door is covered in blood and he's like uh uh-oh i hope the police responded last night they didn't um by the way oh this is the blurb let me say it because it is on the next part i i wrote here the following morning the neighbor woke from what i imagine was a sleepless night to find his front door covered in blood to which m says which 100 caused another sleepless and then i wrote and hope yeah hopefully the end of his lease so that's our fun little banter we we take it where we can you know yeah exactly so anyway he he calls the police um again and is like remember how i called you last night like did you come out here because it's not looking good and they're like uh we didn't but we're gonna come out now so they arrived to a gruesome site not only is this guy's porch and like front stoop cover and door covered in blood there's a trail of it right like leading back i know it's horrifying and nope is it just the two of them that they're only those two apartments or whatever like is nobody else seeing this trail of blood and calling the police again no it was just there were several houses but it was just like from the porch i guess nobody would have seen it it went back to the basement door of this other house oh it's so sinister man it's so sinister went all the way back to the house at 805 west linden um rogers and cox had dragged murr like screaming back into the basement before firing a final fatal gunshot to the back of his head and of course as if this isn't already like just horror movie gruesome enough um they like i said dismembered him um they used an axe and they cut him into 26 pieces and then they wrapped them in plastic loaded them into the car drove to the idaho oregon border and scattered them throughout like the the reservoir there and oh it's just so sick man and um approximately one week later is when these pieces started to be recovered um so cox was sentenced to rogers was sentenced to life without parole at the idaho state correctional center um the house has had a lot of residents including many college students so they're um it's boise state university and um it's very close it's not technically campus housing but it's often used as off-campus housing um and like i wrote in here like imagine being in the basement like for beer pong or something it's like somebody you know what i mean like it's just like i don't think that house could have any good i don't know i'd be really weirded out by that you know like way too far in the future when it's like not even something people care about it's gonna be like just some crazy old lore that they tell oh yeah yeah yeah and it's gonna like it turned into some like really dramatic yeah i mean it is already dramatic but you know what i mean did you see there's a there's a tiktok of some a guy who lives in the house that ted bundy used to and he like poses himself in the like the infamous pictures of ted bundy in the house like recreate the picture to be like look how fucking eerie this is and it's so weird because like the house has not changed one percent since ted bundy lived there it looks like he just walked into a place that's still currently by ted bundy and it's so weird to just see like like there's a picture that everyone knows like ted bundy like by a fireplace like holding his girlfriend and he like redid it it's like so creepy uh i don't know why i brought that up i'm sorry but it's just made just this just made me think of that where it's like no but you're right it's like this like it's like this it's like well we talk about like would what is your thing would you wear the shirt of a murderer or whatever or something yeah or it's like yeah and you know what some people are probably like yeah i don't care and it like for them it literally doesn't matter but for me where i'm like i care it's like well now it matters all of a sudden i'm like it's got energy it's got something on it or yeah so i'm sure they weren't like using this also as a selling point when like renting this place out i don't i but like you said i'm sure there was some like lore or whatever um okay so while most residents haven't reported like outright hauntings beyond like the place is so creepy um there were a few incidents so one former resident claimed that being in the basement for more than a few minutes was so unbearable because of the dark oppressive energy that you like couldn't handle even staying down there we know what that feels like in certain places another uh recalls canvassing the house one night after hearing what sounded like a crashing like break-in to the house and he left the house to like can't like case the building to see if like anything had been broken into and when he looked back at his own freaking house he saw a big black oily looking thing in the bedroom window quote unquote and the shadowy figure moved from the window toward his bedroom door and vanished then reappeared on the porch and was reflected in a mirror that like he had on the porch he's like explaining every little detail that happened here and then passed through his what the fuck oh my god this is where you're you wrote you wrote what is it called what do we call it a blurb uh a blurb you wrote if a ball if a ball of sentient oil passing through your body doesn't i've been thinking about this all day i'm sorry i know i'm so distracted but i've been thinking about this quote this blurb all day all day if a ball of sentient oil passing through your body doesn't unsettle you take that big ass red flag and get away from me and i was like what the fuck well i've been thinking get that big ass red flag away from me from or get take that big ass red flag and get away from me like because then you started saying like walk through the open the door and walk through it and all that and like it sounds like he's just kind of waltzing by this thing and it's not affecting him at all it's sort of like he's like yep then it did this then it did this i stand by what i fucking said i'm like if you're just okay with that then like i can't be near you then it's like you should be it's that's the same thing though it's like then you should be living in that house because clearly it doesn't fucking phase you any bit no not for me not for me but the fact that like you're like i heard a break-in then you leave the house look around and see someone in your own bedroom window forget it and then a ball of oil or something is inside of your body yeah yeah if that's the afterthought of the story like we can't hang like it's just not gonna oh my god oh my god okay apparently at least as a publication and as least as far as i could check on google maps the house still stands um there are some looky loos that like to go there and take pictures and see if they can like get anything in the windows um you know don't trespass please um i'm so what was the name of that creature that chip coffee just so lovingly referred to the wang doodle the wang doodle derger derger how do you say that uh the wang doodle yeah i just feel like don't trespass i just feel like i just thought of the hoof prints i don't know why that came to mind um a lot of words man yeah what's happening um i don't know if you do go look at it you know take pictures but just stay out or the wang doodle will get you the wang doodle she's gonna eat you up yeah so that's my that's my story of the day i'm sorry it's a little bit um scatterbrained but no no no no i uh things just keep happening you know what i mean the life is life and as the kids say life starts coming and it don't stop coming wow now that sounds like some sort of prophet prophetic message actually i'll tell smash mouth okay actually don't because i think they're like not great no or is that no that's sugar wait that's sugar ray but i don't know i believe i believe that i hope yeah are we surprised but i'm not surprised smash mouth problematic my favorite thing to type in all the time is is this problematic is this problematic um he got mad when someone threw bread on stage so maybe he's not canceled i would fucking love someone would throw me bread on stage oh my god people have thrown way scarier shit at us on stage they have yeah and we're podcasters okay anyway uh that's all okay great um i will say the only update since then that involves boise is um i've been there and eaten potatoes and they're pretty good but um i i totally forgot about this story and i did not remember the sentient ball of goo yeah i think you wouldn't have gone anyway and also i think you wouldn't have really enjoyed it because i think it was just it's just a side road and like you just have to like just it's not anything that exciting since we have a second to chat about it this this little ball of whatever do you think it was also sticky because that would fucking ruin my day on top of everything else he said greasy oh god all over your clothes because then greasy you know what greasy does it gets sticky because stuff sticks to the grease and then suddenly you got sticky grease and you're if you're wearing any clothes you wear are fucked although i will tell you i just last night i got grease on a sweatshirt that i just bought and so i went to the kitchen of this restaurant i just stood there just waited for some swinging doors and i went might you spare some uh dawn dish soap from your dishwasher uh because dishwasher soap gets the grease out and they were like did you get grease yeah yeah let me help you like they were so quick to be helpful and just like i think they were just wanted to desperately like squirt someone with a bottle of soap like in a cartoon because they just went right on me and then i scrubbed out it was good it was lovely so i would need a whole lot of dawn dish soap if i ever ran into this fucking ball yeah you'd be like one of those ducklings do you think it was shiny i mean yeah because i think he said it was shiny didn't he he gave a very did you have a problem with his description i am forgetting most of it once i heard that it went to be fair i said a lot i said so many words at once and they were all like really dramatic words to be fair it went inside i didn't miss that right greasy oily it went through passed through him you know your first fucking plan of action i was to go to a doctor and like what if that stuff is in you like what if it like what if it's like poison m m's like m's like fucking spinning out about this like medical malady that doesn't exist and that probably was somebody's sleep paralysis i'm like can you just do an x-ray and if there's a lot of grease out of nowhere can you just it looks like there's been an and they're gonna just like put what like put squirt dawn down your throat like what do you want that's a good point i guess i'm just stuck you're gonna be a duckling again oh it'd be terrible oh my god oh my gosh well what do you think about that you're hanging out with that little leona of yours uh um yes i am hanging out with gg or the kitty cats or all of them all of them all of those stinky furry creatures and yeah um live in the dream just another thursday well i guess have fun on your travels thank you i i'm trying to knock some of these things off my list so we'll see how far i end up because i do have to get home eventually but um i'm just doing another road trip and as far as i can get is as far as i'll get so wow that's beautifully put and like it wherever you are you're already there wow hey you should write that down you should put that on a shirt they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming you know what i mean i know it i know i know and you know we know and the 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