Rick Glassman opens the podcast by announcing his live stand-up comedy tour, listing key stops across North America and the UK, and inviting listeners to sign up for updates. The conversation shifts to personal stories shared by Dylan and Logan, exploring their passions—such as Dragon Ball Z, Hannah Montana, and trains—while reflecting on how these shows resonate with their lived experiences, particularly related to autism and identity. Dylan shares how Hannah Montana’s dual life mirrored his own, helping him understand his emotional and social world. The dialogue also touches on family dynamics, differences in preferences, and the importance of respecting others’ interests. Logan discusses his experiences with social anxiety, confidence-building through dating and the show, and his love for animation and video games. A recurring theme is mutual respect and emotional growth, as the hosts navigate personal boundaries, humor, and self-awareness. Sponsorships for Clarina, Gusto, and Revolve are featured, promoting financial tools and lifestyle products. The episode concludes with a warm, heartfelt tone, emphasizing connection, shared laughter, and the value of personal authenticity in both relationships and everyday life.
Hi, it's Rick Glassman from this podcast. We'll get right to the show. But first, I wanted to let you know that I'm on my stand-up comedy tour, Ricky's on the loose, and I'm in Dallas this weekend. And if you're in Washington, DC, Montreal, Quebec, Edinburgh, or London in the UK, Portland or Eugene in Oregon, Philadelphia, PA, or Houston, Texas. My tickets are for sale now at rickglasmin.com. And if you want to be the first to be notified when I'm coming to your city because I'm adding dates as we speak, go to rickglasmin.com/tour, sign it from an email list, and I'll let you know. Hey, girls, get started without me. I'll be right there. Hurry up, Rick, seriously. What are you doing? Please, I'll be right there. Now enjoy the show. The show. The show. The show. The show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, whatever this is, Mr, whatever this is, Rick, I hope you have those people wearing these back in the day. No hat is more easy if I wear it like this way. Yeah, sure, I'll do that. Yes. Sure, go ahead. Will he like? Well, he smells me sometimes. Oh, it's prime pizza. Oh, it's a really nice gifted door. It's large. You said you want large turn around the size. Wow, it's really, it's really big. But you said you want large and this is the one I got it. Wow, is it a real pizza place? Yeah, they have everywhere. I didn't look at this yet. Oh, my gosh, don't that's really nice. That's your name, buddy. That's really cool, Dylan. Of course. And I'm like, SpongeBob. Really beautiful, Dylan. Yeah, you've been talking about SpongeBob since the first interview, so I thought about you the other day. That's really nice, Dylan. Here, go here. Well, wait, Dylan, how did you make this? No, I got it. Tell her to store for you. Now, you tell him last weekend, and we walked into a gift shop, and Dylan saw your name. He really wanted to get it right now. Yes. I am very excited for the end of the podcast for my Rick license plate. I'm sure you got me one. But don't give it to me yet. Don't give it to me yet. You don't worry. It's a surprise, Rick. Thank you. I'm going to ask before we get started, if you guys want anything to drink. No, Rick, we're good. Just for a minute. I have some options. Sure. Go ahead. You want your caffeinated and non-caffeinated? Dylan, do you like Dragon Ball Z? Because I can see a Dragon Ball Z blinking on your couch. I love Dragon Ball Z. Of course. I've never seen that. People react, you know, foods, um, thingies in the days. Wait. Is this your house? No, no, it's Rick's. My house, bro. I was going to say you watching me. I don't want you to me. The only anime I watch is Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z. Well, Logan, you said you watch Hannah Montana, me too. Remember, you remember when you said that? I could say that. I was like, who I know who would like that show, um, Abby. Because you know, I, her show, Hannah Montana, I related to, as due to my autism, how there's feels like there's someone living in Zadmi and her secret pop star was Hannah Montana. So it was like Hannah Montana was masking. She lived a double life in the show. Just like how I'm living a double life in my world. What's your, what are your two lives? What are your two characters? As one side of me has autism and one doesn't. Explain to me the one that does have autism first. The girl inside. That's why I wrote a song about it. It should be my theme song to a show. I start. It should be my theme song. I ordered so much Hannah Montana stuff that didn't come in time. Have no way, Rick. Yeah. Well, I also, it's much similar to my Rick license plate, I guess. Maybe by the end of the episode, it'll arrive in Rick. What is this, what is sponsor? What is a sponsor for? I can hear you. I said, what are we sponsoring for? When? What sponsor? You always do sponsoring. Oh, for this episode. Let me see. I know Abby did it. I don't know. I don't know yet. Well, we've just sponsoring whatever this is, but I must understand. All right. Well, let's say it's sponsored by proton. Okay. If, if, um, if the, um, if the proton will like croutons for sound, it's but counts. That's right. If the proton for croutons like salad but counts right now, when making payments, we all want flexibility, control. And extra value. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why Clarenna has a suite of services to manages your purchase. Oh, yes, it does. That's why Clarenna. Oh, wait, yes. Clarenna. Clarenna. Clarenna. Clarenna. Download the Clarenna app today or visit clarenna.com to learn more. Clarenna balance account required to be eligible for cash back points. Clarenna. Clarenna. Yeah, I know. Start your business today with the industry's best business partner. Shopify and start hearing cha cha cha. Sign up for your $1 per month trial now at Shopify.com/taiso. That's Shopify's.com/taiso. Cha-ching. 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Houston, Texas, Tacoma, Washington, and October. And of course, Salt Lake City in November. And I guess if you come to the friend show and you could show us your ticket, my dad will pay for your Salt Lake City show. It'll be my pleasure. Go to rickglasement.com. That was good. I can get it a laugh. Go to rickglasement.com for tickets. And also, I'm adding more tour dates. So if you want to find out when I'm going to be coming within 50 miles of your city, sign up for my email list at rickglasement.com. And go for the gusto. That's rickglasement.com/taiso. Well, no, it's not, I know, but wait, if it's not slash Tyso, what is it? Slash T-T-B-I-I-I-D-O-T-Y-S-O-T-Y-S.com. You keep confusing that Logan when you're, so yeah, he keeps understanding things like when he said Sean all the time in the first episode. Well, I got to do my research. Yeah, it's Kean. Are you ready to meet a real girl? Yes, 'cause Sean, that's Kean. Now I see where that name's coming from. Well, how? He said Sean sometimes during the show, I was like, this guy all the time, I kept laughing every time this guy. Were you, did you forget or were you messing with him? It was, it was an accident. Rick, I didn't mean to. All right, then you know what? Then theme music. Wait, where's your theme song? Can I hear it? Yeah, I know what he blew. Sing it. Sing it. Oh yeah. com/proton. Oh my gosh, that's where your theme song sounds like. I'm going to put you guys over here. Rick, I really liked your house. All the way. I never. What's this? Money, money. Well, he paid you well, good for him. I don't get paid enough.
it back in the days. Oh, well, the only thing I got paid is that my mom sometimes usually takes me to movie sometimes. Oh, wait, do you remember what? Well, sometimes when she takes me to movies, like big movies, like, like last weekend, I saw the master's universe movie with Idris Elba, I was like, whoa, this guy, you went to see He-Man and together with Idris? No, I saw the movie, but you didn't sit with him. No, I didn't sit with him. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. No, I saw with my mom and my uncle. I didn't see that. I've never seen the cartoon. What's it about? Oh, you explained to him or something. It always starts a conversation and then he has people finishing. I think I know the company who made the cartoon, but I don't know the cartoon. I'm sorry. I mean, what kind of, what is it about? So He-Man is a, if I'm not mistaken, I think he is- The Prince of Eternia. And he's, he, he both is, his pronouns are He-Man and he identifies as a hero with a, with no shirt. Is it fair to say, like, big strong boobs? Muscleers, you made muscles, not what you said. Wait, wait, wait. I don't think men have boobs, but- Okay, well, I've always wondered what Logan might look like in a bikini because oh wait, you've wondered what you would look like in a bikini. I could show you. Go snap your fingers like that. Snap snap again. I'm not gonna do that. No, though, could it do that rig? You have to bear a seat on those dad doing. I'd love to see what you look like in a bikini. I'm not doing that. As it bear a seat, he understands. Oh, good God. So he man, he man is a cartoon where with a guy that holds a sword and he goes like this. Yeah, yeah, phone. Sorry about that. He yells and screams. Like he said, he has the power. But do you place that game at my work? Well, game. Office feud. But but but but but but John's really, he's really um, John is somebody who works at office feud. Yes, it's no, it's but he's really nice. Really. It's just they he gets a little competitive when he when he doesn't win. But but he's really nice. Really, Ricky. We first of all, I love that you called me Ricky. That's what that's what people work. I said, Rick, I meant to say Rick. What would they say? He said Ricky and I like that. I would like for you to call me. We're trying to say Ricky. You know what? Ricky. Is it Ricky? It's Ricky. I can hear you, Steph. Oh, you can. Oh, my gosh. She's just a one dollar bill. Yep. When you were going to buy a suit and it was $299 and then you asked if it was $2.99. Mike, what are you laughing for? No, what he's what you're saying. What you're saying about the suit. How much is it? No, they're $299. Oh my gosh. Did I have a question for you? Did you get to keep that suit? Well, I still do have it, Ricky, but I just don't know what I'm going to do with it. You haven't worn it since. No, I haven't. But well, I did wear it when I I mean, no, I didn't wear it. I didn't wear it. I didn't wear it. What I meant to say was I didn't, I didn't, I didn't wear, I stopped wearing it after we were done filming the night. I took at the work. Yeah. And you said you work at where is it? Leave. What is it? It's a computer place. What do you do? Computer stuff. Dylan, you see my podcast before, right? No, sir. My first time. How did you know I had been shorts on? I saw in the video that you have Abby. You have everybody. Well, because I was wondering if you knew that my nobody in my family knows what my uncle does. I would love to hear like what is a day like at work? What do you do? Well, Rick, we go on the computer and then we we we just work Monday's from Thursday's and Friday. We have a free day. Also, I noticed you wiping your face. I got a little. I'm so hot. My sunglasses. My glasses. Thanks for the dollar. I just don't know what I did. Will I was just giving it to you because you called me Ricky. Oh, so every time I call you the right name, I get a prize. Oh, my gosh. I wonder, I wonder where I can buy off this. Of course, Rick. I know I talk about the wrong things too much and I need to correct myself, but I really like trains. I want to say what he says. He likes trains. So I know who likes trains that much. Who? Perry? Who else? Perry Winkle. No, not Perry. Perry from season three. Oh, I don't know who else. And also Sheldon. Sheldon likes trains. Wait, Sheldon from of the spectrum. No, no big big theory. He likes me. I did promise Connor. I was going to watch that. You know what? I could actually show you him on a train. Oh, I see it. Hey, the future. What's her problem? Apparently, I kept her up all night. How come no one likes me, Jim? Intel does. Thank you. I hit the mic. You hit you hit the mic, Logan. Logan, I have a few questions and Dylan, I have questions for you, but the first question I wanted to ask was, do you prefer trains with faces or without faces? What kind of trains do you like? Trains with faces, trains with, you know, trains without faces? I prefer them either way, Rick. If you had to pick, it doesn't matter. Well, if you can draw yourself as one with a face, then I wouldn't prefer everyone's with faces, but, you know, if they weren't Thomas and Friends character, then I basically choose just on regular trains. Would you choose it or would you chew, chew, chew, chew, choose it? Oh my gosh. Chew, chew, chew, choose it. Thank you. Well, I actually was going to say, okay, yeah, sure, chew, chew, chew, choose it. I guess it works. Yeah. Yeah, because when Sheldon like trains that much, where he understands trains and he always quotes things like, how do you say those things like when he said quotes? He goes like, hey, I'm showing a lot of trains. You know, no, not like that. How do you say he keeps seeing the word he said from quoting things? I don't know the show. I know. I don't know. I know, I know, but I've got to watch that. I know. He said, um, Bazinga, and he said, um, Sheldon for the wind. I just, I was just watching that episode, the one where he Leonard was trying to open, no, Sheldon was trying to open a white sparigus. What do you mean a white sparigus? That jar of white sparigus. Oh, like a glass jar that has like pickle the sparigus in it. So some, yes, yes, you've got that right. Rick, um, also, um, and also Leonard was eating a doctor named Stephanie of no offense. I'm not offended. No, no, Stephanie. Stephanie. Stephanie Hill. Good question. The doctor, the doctor that she's, he's dating. So Stephanie, if you're hearing this, I'm sorry, but I said your name. I'm right here. No, if you hear it, I'm sorry. Wait, is he talking about you, Stephanie or in the show, Stephanie? I think he's talking about me, Stephanie, right? No, no, no, there's a Stephanie on the show, but you're saying it no offense to me. Yeah, I have the same name. That's why I said. Can you hear this? Well, I'm right here. I hear you, but I promise I'm not offended. Okay, just just check my sister sometimes says that. Oh, whoops. You know, let's get back to us. Whoa, whoa, what is your sister say? Nothing, nothing, Rick, we didn't do anything. Yeah, go ahead and this quote me like you do. I don't do it on purpose. Uh, okay, I do want to say something to Logan. Um, Logan, well, your, your mom was saying in the, in the first episode, you don't drink wine, what can you see? What was that all about? Well, I question, well, well, well, Dylan, the reason I don't drink wine is because it's, it's alcohol and it's wrong. Yeah, you always said that. And your sister said, not always wrong, right, Neve? Well, she's correct. Well, would you like a glass of wine, Neve? No, not, not at this particular hour, but I mean, it's just, well, whatever's trying to say was sometimes I don't have the same interests as my family, but I always try to respect what they like because I don't want to be one of those people who thinks what I like is better because not everybody likes the same things I like and that's okay because Rick, sometimes you have to give the things that other people like a chance because if you don't, it's going to, it's going to make you feel like you, you think about yourself all the time, but I'm not, I'm not that person. Did you have to learn that? Did you, did you, did you ever use to be that person where you only cared about your interests and then you realized that you didn't want to do that anymore? Well, Rick, I did have to learn to respect what my family liked because I knew, I knew that I had to, I would meet somebody someday that likes that same interest because I didn't want to be one of those people who thinks what I like is better because I, I always give other people's things a chance like, like, like, I, I don't really want to say, you don't have to give an example.
- Well, you know how people don't like just, just in Bieber. To be honest with you, I've never met somebody that doesn't like Justin Bieber, but I believe there are people out there that don't. - But you like Justin Bieber? - If I could, I would give the song "Baby A Chance" and I would dance to it and I would probably sing it. - Well, you know, it's actually-- - Oh, thank God, don't. - It's actually not too late to say sorry to these people. Did you know that? I would love to hear you sing it. - Well, it's the song's on playing right now. - Baby, baby, baby, oh, I'm good. - Baby, baby, baby, oh, like baby, baby, baby, oh, what? - It's not too late. - It's not too late. - It's not allowed. - I don't even know how to. - Nave, no, your sister knows it. Can we hear it? (laughs) - It's a-- - Yes. - Well, you're laughing like that. - Like that. - No offense. - You'd always be mine. - Yeah, she's a huge Justin Bieber fan. - Oh, and that's why-- - That's why I always say. - Like my life was serious. - Songs just to be re-songs. - And my life was pretty about that. - Could I hear you sing a my life song? - Well, we could try, but I don't remember what it is, but-- - Oh, you know a lot. - No, of course, let me explain to Rigg, I used to like him, I'd like to explain to Rigg. - Oh, you do? - A load you're doing? - Yes, Hannah Montana explained to him. I'll go first. As a child, watching that show makes me happy, because Hannah Montana makes me happy all the time watching TV and movies in the days. And I remembered Hannah Montana as a child, because I have different people of the world, me, my regular life, and me, and the autism spectrum, all the time, because Hannah Montana's a superstar in reality, but in the real one, she goes to take off her weight, like a normal girl, and go to school. I mean, like that. - And you say you connect to that because of how you are in your real life and with autism? - Yes, Rigg, like, what is the real life, what is the real life that isn't connected to the autism? - Well, the family I have all these years, like Stephanie-- - No offense. - Yes, thank you, sorry about that. - That has to be the most sweetest thing I've ever heard you say. - And thank you, Logan, and I understand Hannah Montana dead much because I was thinking about it and I know who likes Hannah Montana dead much. Abby, because she, the three of us like Hannah Montana, the three of us. - Do you like Miley Cyrus' music outside of the show? - Well, sometimes, yes, Rick. We're not in the moment, but sometimes. - See, Rick, see what we did just now? We're expressing our interests, and he doesn't have the same interests as me, and that's okay, because I can learn to like what you like. Did you know, you know that Shrek figure you had? - You mean, I love-- - I do, I used to love Shrek. I used to love that movie as a kid. When we my sister were like little, little kids, we found these Shrek DVDs in the cereal boxes, and I was wondering what kind of Shrek DVDs were they? - What kind of cereal were that, was that? - I don't know about that, Rick, but they were really cute Shrek DVDs, and they were, I think they were like shorts. They weren't like the movies or anything. They were like, they were shorts. They were Shrek shorts of the show. - These are so bigs that some people call them Shrek's shorts. Shrek's shorts, like these are the type of shorts that Shrek would wear. - Of course, I'm sure, 'cause I saw them all. - All I've seen them wear is that, that's the thing that scosh people work, Kilt Kilt pants. - Is that what you, is he always wearing a Kilt? Is Shrek always wearing a Kilt pants? - Kilt pants, yeah, that's what he looks like. - Yeah, so back in 2001, I was watching that, back when I was a little kid, I watched Shrek all the time, and as a child, Shrek always makes me, the movie makes me happy like him on time I'm seeing. And I understand, I relate to Shrek, no offense death. - No offense death. - No offense death. - Will you tell me how you relate to Shrek? - Well, as a kid, I understand his movie so much, Rick. And I understand, I said, I want to really find my princess. So I related that, what was he was seeing? And he, well, Shrek was saying, yeah, my swamp or something, I was, he said, in quote. - That quote has became a popular meme. His mouth, his mouth, his huge mouth has become a huge meme. Like he's literally, every time you go look up Shrek on the internet, his mouth, you see Shrek's open mouth, his mouth has become like, 'cause it's like this, and it's just a huge meme. - I have a couple of questions that I have that I want to ask you guys. - Yeah, yes, Rick, go on, I'm listening to him all ears. - You are both so nice to me. - Yes, Rick, thank you. - Yeah, thank you both, very much. - No problem. - Now, I have some questions that are playful and I have some questions that are a little more serious. - Yes, playful, and what you're seeing. - Are you okay with either? - Yes, Rick. - Are you okay, if I cough? - No, you're okay. - Not a cough, man. - Can I cough? - No, glass, man, I'm coughing. - Excuse me. Did you say, is that a cough, man? - I thought you got a cold. - No, dry throat. - Dry throat. - You always have, you always have dry throat sometime when you're talking to celebrities, like this or not now, or not in the moment. - I don't know, McCone, do I usually have a dry throat when I talk to celebrities? - No. - Do you think I'm just nervous? - I think, maybe I'm a little nervous. - Yeah, and have a question for you for Rick before we get the questions. So you had Paul Rudd and Ben Schwartz, the voice of Sonic. - Oh my God, you had Paul Rudd. - Are you talking about from Ant-Man? - I love you, man. - I love you, man. - And I'm having a great time. - So thank you again for that. Oh, hey, that's all right. I appreciate it. Thank you. - It's extremely hot, so I took a shot. - Okay. - Oh my God, oh my God, put your hand on me. - It's really hot, put your hand on me. - Yes, and also what made you want to have Rick, what made you Rick want to have Ben Schwartz on your podcast? Don't mind me asking. - Ben Schwartz is a basketball player and I love basketball. - Oh, you do. - He also, he loves, do you know game grumps? Do you know about them? - No. - He's turned me on to them and he's helped me out and he's got these video games that have all the Nintendo, Super Nintendo. This is before your time, PlayStation. But we connect over video games, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, basketball and improv comedy. And he makes me laugh so much. Him, I did an episode with Ben Schwartz and Lisa Gillwright together. I don't know if you know who she is. - No, they're so funny. I love being around funny people. - Yes, and I did tell, I did tell Dune just now. Yeah, I'd like to meet one of those actors you were talking about, Paul Rudd and Ben Schwartz. Like when he did-- - I'd like. - Doug Tills, I think. Like when he did. - And you said, you said he voiced his Sonic, right? - Of course, Logan. I remember when Ben Schwartz plays Sonic and I was like, oh my God, this guy's good. I recognize his voice from Doug Tills. Thank you so much, Dylan, you're so nice. Listen, you're not could talk forever, but animation costs a lot of money So right now I gotta go fast no offense Ben shorts and ductails. Yeah, I played do we do we do we do we do we do we do it down and do it up Yes, I agree what he was saying so he was in episode of friends like back in the days when people want to watch friends He was he was in in Yeah, yes, let me yes. Thank you Logan. Thank you for that It is fair to say that most people know him from friends or Ant-Man and don't forget he was in Nine new museum. Yes. No, no, not dad a different guy was he in that in the museum a different guy was are you Ben stiller? No, Paul right I believe he made a cameo on there. I believe you I don't know what you gotta watch the movie. 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So I've been a really big fan of the show. And since season one. I'll take your shoes off. No, I'll be talking about love on the show. We'll love take your shoes off also. But love on the spectrum. Is that what you're talking about? Or take your shoes off. Yes. The one you're seeing love in this picture. Okay, so yeah, I've been a big fan since season one. And so I've always watched it and I think season two had just ended and I was like talking to my friend and we were like, wait, Dylan would be great. And so that's how we kind of looked it up and everything kind of happened. Yeah, we sent an email to somebody. Yeah, so I had told Dylan, we looked something up and I guess they were like telling us to upload this like video and send it to someone. Do you have that video? Could we see it? Well, actually, I had told Dylan that after school, we would record that video. But then Dylan called me when he was done with school and he was like, well, guess what? My counselor had a flyer if I want to audition for love on the spectrum and she helped me send an email. And so they kind of just took things. Amazing. Do you remember what the audition was like? What you had to do? No, the audition was simple. So Keen, Emma came into my doors. I was like, Sean, if you have, no, no, that's not Sean. Keen, what you're saying, no, Keen. That was every one of them. So wait, sorry, I interrupted. You were saying that the audition was simple with Keen. And Sean, I mean, not Keen, not, yeah, with Keen and Emma from season two. What did you have to do? audition and talked about what made you want to do the show? You guys are watching the show from day one and that's all it. Well, that's what I wanted to know. I wanted to know what made you want to go on that show. Well, yes. So I saw the show from day one, the US, when I explained to you everything. And I spoke to my friend, my friend Matthew was sending me a picture like, do the show love the spectrum? So we've been calling and texting and doing the show. And he said he wants to do it. He wants to do it with the, with me and him. Who do you like to talk about? Thank you. So my friend Matthew was saying he should do the show together, but he said, I got, he said he got Sean and I got Emma. And I said to myself, we did the signing papers, the audition and doctors. No, audition doctors. No, no, the auditioning. And the doctors and that was all in. Oh, that's psychologist. Thank you. Let me explain his, please. No offense. So and also they said to me, we don't want your friend Matthew on the show, we want you. I was like, oh my God. Did you tell Matthew that happened? No, he does not know. Well, he was, he's so happy. I was on the show. But he's got a girlfriend now. He doesn't need them. Well, he could have been on the show. Your whole family could have been on the show, man. I would have loved to see them, bro. Well, you get to, you get to see, you got to see mine. You got to see my mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to see my sister, you know? Yeah, I know who has twin sister like dad. Sheldon does. No offense, neither. No offense. You got it. Of course, because when I did this show, I said, my mom, I want to do that show. Mom said, oh, my mom said, you know, I'm going to do this. You know, I'm going to do the shows and I kind of did it. He could just want to prove myself. They have some fun. And what I'll do it when you keep saying no offense. I wonder if you sometimes feel like you might be offending somebody and you say that just in case. Yeah, I said all the time with my mom and family sometimes. Where did you learn to say that? Big bang three all the time, because my watching that second, the, the, the, the third episode, the one, no, the fourth one, when he goes to Halloween in the fifth one. I know my keep moving all over the place. No, no, it's okay of rig. It's okay. I understand that. That's good insurance. That's going to become a dream someday. I, I, I connect with that because I learned that sometimes when I make jokes, I bother people or I offend people or sometimes they don't know that I'm joking. So I sometimes learned that sometimes you have to say,
I'm just joking even if they know that know that I'm joking. Does that make sense? Yes, Rick. I don't do that as much anymore, but I sometimes like don't know if somebody's offended. Do you feel like if somebody's offended, you could notice it or would you not know it, so you say it anyway? No, I say it anyway because I say it to the whole family sometimes except for someone I do know, we're not going to talk about you know who. Yeah, I know who. Yeah, Abby. No offense. No, I didn't. Oh, my gosh. I wonder if she's watching right now. No, she's not. Okay. No, no, she's not. I kidn bro. I kidn bro. I don't even know that. I don't even know. She's watching right now because that's not really. My guess she was here before Rick with with her mom and I now tell you this, Rick, because I saw, um, I saw, um, how do you say this, I, I, yeah, I saw Abby since the day, the day before I left for my trip for dinner with her, with her mom and her, in her, in her sister. Dylan, what trip are you talking about? The trip I went to New York, um, so have you get explain to Rick? Oh, you want me to say it? Yeah, sure. Explain it to him because I don't understand it. Well, you already started. You might as well just finish. So the, we went to New York, um, me and my mom, but before that, we went to, um, Dominican of Republic. It was nice. And you know the rest, Stephanie, right? You know the rest. Yeah. So you made a pit stop in New York to visit your other cousin and then we met our sister in Dominican Republic, which was amazing, right? Dylan. We were by the beach. Yeah. And I was it on the, it was on swimming, tell him I wasn't swimming. Dylan did not want to get in the water. And he, like, Alvin, he refused to take his socks off sometime, got in the water with socks. Oh, you have a, you don't like socks being off, no, that, that, that, that triggers me sometime because people keeps take, take off your socks and that's bothering me for these. That's a child to understand it. If my podcast was called take your socks off instead of take your shoes off, would you still come on it? No. Well, if I paint, if, Rick, if I paint, if I painted before we did this, if I painted my nails and my feet, would you want to see my feet? Yes. But I would still want you to put on socks, but I'd let you take them off to show me. And then I'd want you to put the socks back on. Yes. Did you? Would you like to show us your feet? Oh, I didn't paint them yet. But I, I, I sometimes, I'm like, I asked sometimes I paint my nails, sometimes I paint my feet. My dad does that. My dad likes to paint his big toenail all the time. Of course, the only thing my dad does take me to, sometimes the zoo as a cave with my brother sometimes as a child would, and as a child for a zoo, it, it baffles me and I go to the zoo with my dad. Tell me why? Sometimes when you go to the zoo as a kid with me and my brother, well, my brother sometimes he understands things. Your brother isn't Matthew. Matthew's a friend of yours. No, Matthew's a friend. What's your brother's name? Jaden. So you and Jaden, go on. I'm listening. And Jaden and me and him, we spent some time together as a little kid. But he's younger than me so I'm the older brother that example. No offense. Yes. All right. I want to ask you guys some questions. Go on. Rick, I'm listening. I'm all ears again. I'm going to ask you this first. What fears did you have about dating before you went on the show? Well, before I went on the show, I was actually worried. I was just concerned of how I was going to do. But I turned out great. If you watched the episode, I was covering my hands like this because I was, I do that sometimes because I'm a little shy. No offense. How did you, you said that you did great? Did you know you did great after watching it or while it was happening? Well, the only episode I watched was the one when we did the viewing party. I didn't watch. But I can try to watch the whole. You haven't watched the show yet? No, no, no, no, Rick, I watched the whole first episode when we had the viewing part inclusion. But I'm saying you haven't watched the other episodes of the series. Oh, have you guys, what have you guys watched the show? I feel like I watched a lot of the clips for other, I just couldn't, I think a lot of Logan Sam. I just like couldn't really watch it. I don't like watching this. Oh my god. But I watched a lot of like clips of everybody else to the point and people would show me all the scenes. So I feel like I'm not, but yeah, I watched it. I love it. I love it. We actually were, oh, sorry. Go ahead. We actually had talked about like having a watch party for the longest up until like, you know, it aired. But then and Dylan was like, so down for that. Well, you invite me. You guys end up doing it again. No offense. Well, yeah. I mean, no offense. But yeah. If you don't invite me, you'll, you'll be invited always. But then Dylan didn't want it anymore. And I think it was just like the nerves of like watching himself. Yeah. Yeah. Watch parties baffles me as a child until I understand more or less than going to the zoo less. When I watched this season, I loved you both so much. I thought you were both such a great addition to the show. And you were the only two for the show that for the season that I reached out. I wanted to have you guys on and to find out that you both come on together. I was so excited. I was curious if you all were friends. Also, do you want to put that? Do you want to put that in your pocket? Uh, yeah. Sure. Just keep playing with it. He got his pocket in. Sorry about that. So no offense. Yes. You got that none of them say that told me not to say it's about saying you can say it. I didn't say that. You do whatever you want. But you said not to say that thing when in the card, I wasn't in the car with you. No, she wasn't the car with me. You can say that's offensive for you. Yeah. Now I'm taking offense to that, but you're putting words in my mouth and not say it, but you said don't say it. No offense. Definitely at the car. Don't say don't say you got that right. Don't say it. Oh, Jesus. You told me not to say it. What's happening right now? What do you notice? Well, I just want to let you know, I had a lot of fun doing the show. I made a lot of new friends. I know I haven't seen the full series because I've been busy with work, but I will watch the full series. And I know for a doubt, my performance, I may have not seen the whole sea, but I don't for a doubt my whole character was great on that show. Logan, it's you. You're, you smell like a character that's you I can, I can, I can, I can't do that because like even doing this like this is me, but I do feel like because I know cameras are on, there is a level of performance and character, are you saying character because do you feel like do you feel like you're the same on the show as you are when there's no cameras or do you think it's different? Yeah, I believe so. Which one? The same? Yeah, it's the same. Okay. You're right. But you know, I mean, I mean, I mean, I really good good good good. I mean, a lot of good friends, but it was good to like, it was good to kiss somebody. Go out with somebody for once. She's hi, though. I know. So what do you like about kissing? So I want to never stops. I would like to say something to Logan about the second day with Haley, the ghost thing. What? So, so have a question for you, Logan. You say you want to hang out with Haley again for the second day for a ghost thing, right? Well, we'll see about that. And also you're saying your mouth burns. It was the, it was the, um, it was the pepper spray. It was the pepper spray. It was really strong. Yeah, I know because and I want to say this to rig because I saw the show. I saw this. Logan was doing the thing like minty. Like I know who says minty. I know who said minty, um, the, the Beverly Hills move, Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, like back in 2008. Some dogs saying minty and the breath is minty. I don't know if I ever saw Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Of course, I think I kind of back in the days I remembered that line was familiar. I said, who said I word minty, the dog? And I knew Logan was saying it in good, good line Logan. Logan, are you saying this because of Beverly Hills Chihuahua? Or are you saying it because you came up with it yourself? No, I was just saying it because it was really strong and minty. Yes. Logan, I noticed that when you put on perfume, you put on a lot of perfume or cologne. Yes, I do, Rick, because I want to smell good. You should talk to Dylan. We, because he, he should wear some too. Well, well, uh, Rick, no offense. You don't even smell that bad. I can't even smell. I don't use cologne all the time. I don't use cologne. No, I want to talk to you about that. Okay. As, as, as a, as a grown man, I don't wear cologne back in my youth. Dylan Ding, I use his deodorant like old spies. My mom keeps saying, don't buy that stuff by a different one. Yeah, my mom says the same. My mom says the same attack thing, but here's the thing, Dylan, it has a lot of, I use greetings. And there's a lot of people who keep making commercial themselves bathing it. Of course, with the shower products, I'm like, gosh, this, this stuff, how is it going to really clean your skin? Well, and also, Rick, I use Dr. Sesquatch now because more cheaper in a way. Dr. Sesquatch, I've seen commercials for that. I know me too. I said, I said, I have an idea. If everyone can use that stuff, why can I use it? That's not a bad idea. But just because when you're really older, you can, you'll understand, because my, my family tells me this every day, because what every day, go on, what things I can use and what things I can't use.
do you not want to use a certain deodorants because there's aluminum in it? Spice deodorant before and it smells the same. And also I use that, I agree with Logan with saying so, um, yeah, Logan, you don't use it as a lone free, but Dr. Sasquatch is, um, doctor sometimes, but sometimes Dr. Sasquatch isn't a doctor, he's just a big creature in the woods. And I sometimes wonder, do I want to use this person? So Logan, speak on this. Wait, he's a person. I thought he was a, I thought he was deodorant. When did this turn into a person? Tell him who Sasquatch is. What are you doing? Give me a sec. Let me just, I'll do the same. Doctor, hold on. Yep. Um, Dr. Sasquatch is a big, like a big, how do you say those things like in the world? Yes. Thank you. Thank you, Ricky. You're Ricky. Is he like, is he like big foot or something? No, there it is. There's the peace I've been waiting for years. Will you just say that? Just so we could give you my, no, I've been trying to say it for years. I've been, he just really is. There you are. There you are, Rick. I've been saying that for, for a while. I did. I haven't heard you say it. Yeah, Rick, yeah. So as I was saying, um, Logan, the, uh, the creature, like creature, like big foot or, I'm gonna interrupt you guys and ask you another question. Go on, go on, sir. What's up? Okay. So I was wondering what you were afraid of about dating before the show. I didn't hear your answer. Am I dating? What were you scared of about dating before the show? Dating, because when I was dating, um, I'm not going to say the bleep. I'm not going to say it. I will say it. It's okay. Well, we could bleep the name too, but you could just tell me about it. Well, I was, when I was the bleep moment and thank you, sir, for doing that bleep. So that's what I was saying. Um, when I was the bleep moment, my, the first time I saw her, I was like, oh my god, this girl remind me of someone like Fiona as well. No, not that. Not, not that. How do you say those things that she has, she has blonde hair. And I was like, you look, use the voice sound like Brita dead. And I said, her voice sounds like that. Her because the high pitch squeal. I can tell the difference. She had a high pitch squeal. Well, sometimes you must have been doing something, right? Well, well, you know, in the movie, I'm the chimons that use, um, they use voices for the movie. I think they literally, my prediction is like, they high pitched the voice actors voice for the characters because they wanted, they wanted Alvin and chip in the chipmunks like sound like chick munks. Yeah. Yes. You got that right, Logan. And I'm so, you know, Alvin, Peter and Simon, they all have girlfriends and they're called the chick munks. You mean chip ads? I didn't know they were their girlfriends until I watched the second one. You mean chip ads, you may, you say, you, you, you were saying you met the same chip ads, not what you're saying before chick munks. It's chip ads or whatever. So and also because that high pitch squeal sometimes baffles me when I was eating bleep. And you can just say the bleep. I said that name before. During the show, sometimes you would ask questions. And there was a certain answer you wanted. And you would say, please say no, please say no, please say no. Do you like candies? Please, please. Do I like candies? Yes, please say no. Um, depending. So, okay, I'll say it to you. So as a child, Ricky, I understand all of what I say to those lines. It's been baffled me when I was a kid. So I said, well, sometimes I don't use my words, but Logan was saying. And I don't, I do say I have sometimes Ricky because I understand it. What do you, what, I don't know what you're saying. No, I, let me understand. Say it differently. Would you Logan or excuse me, Dylan? So I understand why I say, please say no all the time. Because I've been saying that three times, like in that thing, what do you mean you understand? You know how that movie, um, Beetlejuice, like when everyone's saying three times is like dead, but, but different. Like it's different. I got it. Would you explain? I'm not understanding. Will you explain to me? Like when you're like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. And then like Beetlejuice, yes, yes, you got that right. Yes. So you're saying you said, please say yes, please say it three times because Beetlejuice. It's like an offer. Oh, to make it make it happen. Yeah. Yes. Yes. To make it happen. Sometimes the rig and I understand when I watch a second Beetlejuice, the trailer of Stephanie, can I explain? I saw the trailer of Beetlejuice. But because you weren't dare seeing the inside out two movie, you weren't dared. So you're rich. No, I mean, you weren't dare watching inside out two with the crew of old Brazil, your old job. You weren't dare. I could give him that. I haven't seen the movie yet either. I've seen the first one. I'm not seeing the second one. You were dare, Stephanie. You were in vacation. You were dare. Let me tell you, um, no offense. Okay. Thank you. So in June 13th, um, in 2020, um, 24. Yeah. Thank you for that. Rick. Thank you. So the point is, um, my 70s friend Jessica called me. So you want to go inside out two? I said, yeah, I need to see the first one. And I saw the first one on in my mom's bed. Good swallow, by the way. Sorry. Yes. Thank you, Rick. The point is. And so my friend Jessica said, let's go see inside out two. I was like, okay. And I saw the movie. I scared. And I said, I don't want to see that move. I don't want to see that movie. You have to say that one more time. I didn't see that. And, um, until in September of 2024. Thank you, Rick. Dylan, I'm going to interrupt you again and ask if you're a fan of Matthew McConaughey. Oh, well, I don't think so. Because Matthew McConaughey, when he thinks something's all right, similar to you and Beetlejuice, he'll say it three times. Did you know that? Of course. Can I hear you say, uh, you're Matthew McConaughey impression? I'll try. I'll, um, that me, okay, I'll try. All right, all right, all right. Very good. I can do it like when he, like my mind said, it's not school that she's crab. Do you want to hear my Matthew McConaughey impression? Yes. Frost yourself. Frost yourself. Yes. And I, where I was saying to you, Rick, about the, um, the thing I was saying to you, where I've said, where I was saying, well, I want to know, I want to know after the show, what you feel like, are you better at talking to girls? Of course. And when I was watching, um, all sick comms like back in the days, all the people are dating girls like when, um, like when, um, how just, it's just like in when, how well, um, Steph, how do you say when I was watching, um, reality shows like that? How do you say it? Well, we can say, I want to bring up what you said in the car right now in our way here, because you brought something up about how you feel more confident. Yes. Since you've dated, right? Yeah. I feel more confident about that a little. And also you know how, how, uh, when people date and and TV shows and reality back back in the days, Rick, tell me about it. What you're saying? It was different back in the day. Yeah. So when I was up, when I was a teenager in school, like like 14 or 13, I didn't do it at a time. But doing the idea at once, but Steph, my cousin's friends, but it counts in a way. Oh, tell them, tell him, tell him about it. So my friends I've had for years, and they've seen Dylan grow up, but Dylan, when he was little, he would say that my friends were his girlfriends and then he would meet another friend and then he'd break up with that friend and then he'd say that the other friend was his girlfriend. Yes. And now they're all his exes. Yes. Yeah, you got that. Yes. You got that. Yeah. It's kind of a long time. So I'm jealous, dude, because in my school, I didn't get a date. I did see some kids kissing and making out a few of them kissing and looking at my school. And also I want to say this took to Logan. I'm Ricky. So I'd want to tell you something Logan. So you said, um, you said you don't like movies about their kissing. What was that all about Logan? I was just, you know, kissing, well, you know, Hannah Montana, they, they, uh, they show a lot of shows. They show a lot of episodes of Miley kissing someone. Boys, yeah, I seen, and I know what the show is. You know, you know, um, oh, yeah, right. You know, uh, you know the actor who plays Jake Ryan. So basically there's an episode where Miley um, was didn't think she liked Jake, but in the end she like saw his, you know, in the end, he said he had feelings for her and he said something like he's in love with Miley source. So she came to the memory. He was at and they, they were kissing. Oh, yes. Um, yes. Yeah. Yes. Logan speaking of kissing my favorite. Well, I don't know. Logan, go ahead. You speak into kissing. I've always wanted to kiss. That's the most nice part of the show that I got to kiss somebody that I didn't know for once, but I, you know, but it was you, besides that, I had a lot of fun. I did make some friends. I had a lot of fun women at these different locations. And you guys, were you guys friends before today? Oh, yeah, we met. We met the godfrey hotel. Godfrey hotel. And did you guys chat? Yes. Madison and had us in the group chat. So yeah. And I didn't know his number. I was like, who's that person and fun there's anything I know with these.
Logan, he recognized, I didn't recognize it for a minute. - I had a text in like, you know. I was like, oh my gosh. - Dylan, is that you? - You thought it was someone else, so. - No, no, I knew it was you because I texted to make sure. - It was the right person because it was the right person. - You know, I would recognize you in a second, especially if you're wearing your blue suit, and I didn't think about it in time. But if you guys ever come over again, I would like you to wear that suit and I wanna wear a suit. - Okay, out. - I'll wear my suit, but I just want to, do you want it? - Do you want us to like, recreate the scenes? 'Cause we can, no, no, I would just, I just, I sometimes feel when I'm wearing a suit, or if I'm chewing gum, I have a little more confidence. - Oh, yes. Let me explain, my favorite one that, at him on town, I was told the one we're hand out trying to eat her to her gum, right? Logan, remember that? - Yeah, I remember that. - You explained to him, you had to remember that. - Yeah, you gotta remember that. - You gotta remember that. - Also, I have to say, the thing about being in the show is I got to be really jumpy and try to be very happy. Like, you know that, you know the show called, you know the Wiggles, like they're always happy. - Yes. - Those excited and they're always singing songs. Like, they're always dancing. And you know how this thing in fruit salad, you know, and I kind of related to that. - Remind me how it goes. Fruit salad, yum, yum, you know that song? And they're always, for a kid show, they're always jumping proud. They're always trying to like, you know, give the message out to everybody. - So, so I better understand what it is that you're telling me. Are you saying that on the show, you were kind of inspired by Wiggles but to be more jumpy and happy? Pretty much, is that not how you are regularly? - Sometimes but I'm very, I'm always trying to be happy. - Yeah, I've noticed that you're very good at like knowing how you feel even if you're not happy and you're able to express it. Do you agree with that? - Yes. - Were you always in touch with your feelings and were you always able to express it to people or is that something you learned as you got older? - Well, it's something I kind of did learn when I was older. Do you remember how you learned it or what you might have learned? I think my sister and my mom kind of taught me. - Steve, do you connect to that? Do you talk like was there something that you noticed and he advised that you gave? Because he's really good at it. - Yeah, I feel like yeah, he does grow up in like a house of women. So I think that kind of. - Oh good God. - Yeah, I know, Dylan. Kind of like Mel Gibson and what women want. Do you remember how he grew up in with a lot of women and in the burlesque? Did you ever see that movie? - No. - May I buy it? It's Nancy Myers, Mel Gibson. And Mel Gibson could read women's minds and he could hear it as they think it. - Yes, and yes, I wanna tell you a, I've been watching a lot of TV rick. Like all the TV shows I've been watching back in the days when I was a child. So the one show I liked is the New Zealand Vampal Rules and I don't get what these new people are up to. - Dylan, can I ask more questions? - Go on, Logan. - Yes, go on, Logan. I know you'll see that. I love that meme again, I'm sorry about that. - No, I like, that's my name. - No, I'm not gonna say what Logan was saying. - Okay. - Well, I will say, no, no, what he was saying to you, like that word he said. - I remember. - Yes, so, but if he's okay, I'll say it again. One word, the end and that's it. - Go ahead. - Well, not now soon. - When you, I'll be waiting for it. - He's like, he's like closing a movie. He's closing after a movie or something. - Not yet, Logan, I'll get this one as I can. Not now, will we? - It's the Dillon and Logan movie. - Logan, I'm gonna ask you guys a couple of serious questions and then I might interrupt and say, hold on, I wanna talk about this more, okay? - Yes, please, go on. - Logan, I wanna know if you could name a few things that scare you. - Fire alarms, spider webs. - Say, what was the first one? - Fire alarms, spider webs, loud animals. Mumsectors, loud sounds at a game and sometimes a lot of music. - So, everything with the exception of spider webs is loud. I wanna say again, I'm sorry earlier before I had my headphones on my yields. Why you had your headphones on? I'm sorry about that. - No, you good. - Thank you, very cool with your legs crossed on your backwards hat to say it like that. What scares you? - Well, what scares me sometimes when. So, you know how those people when like. You know that baffles with Logan was saying loud music because I'll tell you this, Rick, if you're okay with that. - You love music. - No, no, I'll tell him. I'm telling him now to him. - How's that stuff? - Sorry. - Thank you. - A little offended. - Yes, what I'm trying to say is with my mom plays loud music in the car, it bleeds my ears like shielded, was like, good God or something. I was shielded with say to Leonard. - Oh my gosh. - But you love listening to loud music. - But only if it's your favorite. - Well, her music, not mine, not mine. - But sometimes when I listen to these covers on the YouTube, I turn the music loud, but every time I can call it, I make sure to turn them, you know, really low. Just because my sister calls me or somebody calls me, you know. - You say you listen to covers. I listen to covers all the time. You like hearing other people singing songs you already know. Well, basically they're train covers. Train to band? - No, no. I'm talking about actual train covers. - It's like, what is it? Like people will make videos of trains kind of. - Oh, the videos you watch if people do train stuff and like going over bridges and going into water and stuff. - Like what? - Basically, it's basically, Tom's friends covers of this user making like, he makes the, like Rick, he puts-- - Kind of like music videos, like less than covers, like more like music videos kind of, right? - Well, yeah, he does covers of the, from the show. He does covers of singers. He does the covers of singers and some of cartoons and some of, I'll show them later for you if you want. - Sure. - In the meantime, I'm gonna just actually Rick, I wanna know what you like. What I like, I really like being around friends. I think of it like collaborating with people, like making something together. It's what I really like about this podcast that McCone's here helping. I have my friends at home helping. I have new friends that come over. I love being able to be silly, opposite another person. - Yes. - I love eating. - Oh, yes, me too, Rick. - Who doesn't love eating, man. - Yeah, I'll explain to you something, Rick, like you're saying, eating. Well, I used to love all types of food when I was a kid because then when I went to Prime Pizza, the grand opening of Valley Village, Anthony said to me, "You never eat pizza, right, Steph, never." - Yeah, Dylan's on a fan of pizza, but he loves Prime Pizza. - Well, it's, well, yes, it's all interesting. That's my love, yeah, yeah. - Yes, thank you, Rick, you got that right. Thank you. - Interesting. - I tell you your name now, Rick, you remember? And that's the moment I've been waiting for years. That's the moment. - Well, you know what, I have a saying too, it's-- - At the moment, you've been waiting there for years. - It's not, you can say, but it's-- - You can't waste your money. - Yes. - You're gonna have anything to buy for this. But Logan will say, good job. - Oh my gosh. Rick, Rick, you keep using your money, you're not gonna, but it's nice to-- - I want to pay you guys for doing this. - Oh, good, good, good. - I don't get paid sometimes my office at home, man. - Dude, I, we usually get paid on Fridays at our job. - Well, give me a back. - Nope. (all laughing) - Keep your money Logan. - I can not give-- - Keep your money. - Keep your money-- - Keep your money. - That's all. - Okay. - Now I said it. So now I was saying, oh yes. As I was saying, Rick, I understand pride and peace. I've been wanting to go there for years when it's open. So, you know there's a, you should be a pizza Hut next to write and they shut that down. They took it over and I got a message from the owner, Zach. - Did they pay you? - No, he didn't pay me, he just give me pizza for free. Right, right, Steph? - We gotta talk, Steph. - We do. - Get the back, get the back. - Oh my-- - Help me. - You should-- - Logan, we're trying, we're trying. - Tell Dylan to get the back, get the, get the, get the back. - What bag or something? - The bag of money. When these people are reaching out, you have to say, this sounds lovely, I'd love to hear what your rate is. - Yes, well, I didn't say that because-- - What are you gonna say Dylan? - I'd warm. - I did not say that from the owner, Zach, because Zach is the owner of Pride and P that he's been there since like years ago, back in Fairfax. - You know where the girl is? - Of course. You know what I like, when I go to the girl and I go shopping, if I go to the farmer's market or something, you know where I put all my groceries? - Where? - In the bag. - Oh my God, so-- - Get, yes. - Bag, get paid for that stuff. I've been seeing you promoting all this stuff and posting about Papa John's, where they don't just have better ingredients. - Yeah, well, I just wanna say something to, let me say something to you, so-- - Let me ask if that's okay with Logan first. - Go on. - Logan, is it okay if he says something to me? - Yeah, that's okay. - I'm a very decent person. - So, since two days ago, I saw the screening of 235, some woman from Papa John's, she came out of nowhere, she said, excuse me, are you dealing with it?
Yes, I am. And she said, we were at Papa John. Can we do a little video? I said, Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead. Next time somebody from Papa John's or another brand says, we do a video with you. I want you to go like this. Absolutely. But first, I want to talk about getting the bag. Getting the bag. But what's that? The bag of money. Oh, my God. Bag. We're learning something today. Just like it. Just like it put just like in track to when the king wants to get pushing boots the bag. Yes. That's the second one. Was this where this this guy could be my teacher. He could literally be my teacher. Dylan. Well, yeah, teacher. What do you want to teach you? Out of talk. You know, are you going to pay him? No. And also, I just want to talk you about it. I can pay you back, but I don't know. So can you announce something. Greg just want to make sure I don't want to say something for HBO or something about you want to not something for HBO? Yes. So so I heard about this new show called Stuart fail save universe is coming to HBO Max. This coming July. Do you know about this McCone? No. What's it called Stewart saves the universe? No, fail save universe fails to save the universe. Oh, my God, it shouldn't be way better than the OG big, big theory. Because if Stewart Blue who plays Kevin Susman's coming back, Lauren Lapkins, Ryan Posey, who plays bird, I think and John, John something who plays Crypt Key. Like, hello, prisoners. I can do the voice of Crypt Key like a bit. I'll show to you shots. Yes. Hello. Hey, Cooper. What brings you here? Nothing, Crypt Key. I'm just doing my work. Ah, yes. You must understand that. If I was doing your work, Sheldon, he said Cooper sometimes I got that from him. Cooper. Why are you mentioning Cooper? You're doing a super Mario impression too? No, that's super from the from the big bang for him. Also, Rick Cooper is Cooper. Same thing, but what one has exactly. Yeah, and also rigged because the show's going to come out too on HBO Max. And I was like, the new show that are coming, I want to see like the Larry David show, you might know him from Curbin Fusia. Yeah, the show where they're American history. 250 years of America. I basically like to hear on the Kelly Clarkson show and probably, I don't know, I'd like to meet my like Cyrus, like kind of like Samaritan. How you like you like female pop stars? Yes. Like, like, like, I probably make the wiggle someday. But it would be nice to, it would be nice if I could work accessory street just once. Yeah, I know who does Sesame Street. I want to show you guys something. You can keep talking. What? Yeah, I know who does Sesame, I know who likes Sesame Street. David. Oh my gosh. Is that you? Yeah. Dude, you got to make me one of those. Well, you can't do that now. Myself to be that's who I want to play in Sesame Street my own self. Logan, will you be the voice? I'll talk to him and then you'll be the voice. Yeah, do it. Do it. Please. I'm not going to do it. He'll do it. I'm me. Oh my gosh. Let him do it. So are you a fan of love on the spectrum? Yes, I am. Cool. Who's your favorite? Dylan or Logan? Uh, both of us. I mean, I'm not my fan. I'm a fan of myself and Dylan. Yes. What about Logan? Oh, I meant Logan. I meant to say Logan. Yes. And Rick, I want to say something to you. As a as a child to understand Sesame Street is baffling me back in the days. And when I was a little kid, I watched that show all the time. Me because it baffles me all the time. He keeps seeing all the numbers and treats, treats sometimes. I understand as a child. So I'm laughing to you. Child to understand that when he, well, you know how Elmo sometimes uses things like that. I'm a puppet. Yes. Yes, Logan. Let me speak to Rick for a minute. Well, I'm trying to say is Rick, um, Sesame Street has been back. Sesame Street is the best show ever. I was a little kid. I grew up with those little kids shows like Clifford back in the days and everyone. So it's wiggles what you're seeing. Logan, who likes the wiggles? Um, I'm going to have to say, um, shoot, I'm going to have to say the original wiggles like the one that I'm seeing the, uh, I should remember that to say I'm going to have to say the right step I haven't seen. I got to rewatch that. Ready steady wiggle. No, I'm going to say Madison, but it counts. Hey guys, can I tell you the truth? For the past couple of minutes, I've been having my hand in this puppet and I have no idea what you guys are talking about. So that ever happened to you. Do you ever talk to people and they're talking and then you're just like, I wasn't listening to you. Oh my god, dude, I've gotten that. Oh, good god. So yeah, so, um, I want to say to Rick. So, Rick, when I was in the flight house in like April 3rd, the flight house. Oh my gosh, he's got, he's got a good, he's got a big speech. You're such a good memory. Logan, you could learn a lot about. Yes, I can. I can. I can learn a lot from the. You didn't see you. You didn't just learn how to date women. You learn how to remember all of the dates. Yes, I remember all the days. Logan, I interrupted you. What were you saying? He could be, you could be the president. Where are the way you talking? No, like he's president or something back in the day. So April 3rd in 2026. So I remember this day, I felt doing for president. Yeah, what do we have? Let's go and commercial, Rick. Okay, this episode is sponsored by and I forgot the rest. Wait, wait, he said pop. So how are you feeling, Dylan? Yes, yes, don't talk into the head. Dylan, you don't seem that nervous. You seem like a natural. Yeah, how are you feeling? Good. Oh, yeah, they're my favorites. I got those on the Warner Brothers button. They're signed by Hannah Barbarra too. This is so freaking cool. Are they cool? And also, Rick, I want to tell you about something. I also want to talk about the new movies, also coming out Supergirl later. Okay, I'll be back. I think we did come back. Now, there's the, the hoping. So I won't also talk about after the Supergirl thing, Rick. So we'll talk about that. Those books you have later, we can talk about the books later. Those books are absolutely literally bringing them out. Oh, dear guy. Rick, I swear to God, I feel like you, you may. Hello, I feel like you made that. Hi, hi, Lisa. Yes, Lisa. This is Dylan and Logan. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Logan, you're right all the way. I almost didn't see the first one, so I'm going to go curving. Yes. Okay, I'll put you here. Perfect. We have this for her too if you, because I know you like Kirby straight. You like straight and like curly. Oh god. Oh, Lisa, I'm going to tell Rick about the story about the Supergirl thing from yesterday. I'll change the story about it. He's so happy. He just jumped on my lap. He's like, Hey, let me be on, let me be, let me join in the fun. And then he just jumps on my lap. And he just like, he just goes. Okay, so as I was saying about this story about, that yesterday, my mom and I went to the bank to deposit my, a hundred, I like to call it, I know some time, like a hundred dollars. My, a hundred dollars, but I said sometime on 100 dollars, more easily, I said, a hundred dollars. Did you have a cash or a check cash? Hey, show her the cash. One hundred dollar bill. Show it to her. No, every time I said, Ricky, to him, he gave me money, so yeah, every time I got his name right, he gave me $2, dude, I literally don't know what to do. I get myself a huge model trade with this rich. What's what's my other name? Ricky? Oh, dear, it is. Oh, my God. He's literally getting everybody. It's real money. Yes. And also the story about, that's gonna be nice people. The story about yesterday when I was on the bank, driving, my mom was, I told my mom, well, you want us to see a superhero movie with me? She said, I'm not familiar with Supergirls. Oh, come on. That's Superman's cousin. She, and also she's like, Superwoman is Superman's cousin. Supergirls is the same thing. I didn't know that. No offense. Okay. I have a question about Supergirl. Does she have a drinking problem? No. I don't think she drinks alcohol. I think it's a kids movie. Oh, I thought in the trailers, she seemed like maybe she had a drinking problem. I think she's like depressed. Okay. She's depressed because of the dark. So, and I don't get because I haven't seen Superman. Yeah, I'll go see it soon in on digital, but not now soon.
-What's the dog's name? -Pripto. -I love dog. -I love dog. And also, Lisa, and I understand because my therapist, I told her about his yesterday. And she said, "It's not for him with that name." "Oh, come on. She's Superman's cousin." And what universe is that? She said, "All types of universe." Like, when people doesn't understand the universe type, what Sheldon was saying, and what universe are Slurpy and Icees? No offense to Sheldon. -I don't know. I don't know sometimes. -I don't know. -I don't know very often. The actor who plays Sheldon, Jim Parsons, if you're listening to this, I'm sorry. -Jim Parsons actually does listen to this a lot. -That's where the guy is. Watch it, he'll get, he'll really reach out to me. -If you're watching this, Miley Cyrus, I got to put the AC on. -Are we okay with this? -If you're watching this, Miley Cyrus. -I want you now. -I'm in heaven. -You're a knight. -I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you. And the Wiggles. -So. -Do they sing fruit salad, yummy-yummy? -Yes, we were just talking about that. -We were just talking about that. -Do they say something like. -Foods, chupos and the bananas. Are they not from, they're like Australian or something? -Yes, they are Australian. -They are Australian. -They are an Australian band. But the show is basically. It's basically a Playhouse Disney and Sprout show. So it's basically. It's basically about them and they live in this little playhouse. And they're like. The animation is so cartoony, it's so good. -I thought they were real people. Or is it both. -No, they are real people. They're real people, Lisa. They literally. They literally. They literally are real. They literally perform at concerts. -Still? -Yes. I saw a video recently of one of the Wiggles who's an amazing opera singer or Elvis singer. He sings Elvis really good. -Mean of Austin Bud, they're like him or something then? -Even better. -Like Jack Black or something. -I'm just making sure your focus is crisp. Because you go soft. -I go soft. -Last time when we did it with Paul, you were soft. I'm going to get out of here now, though. -What are you doing, Rick? We're in the middle of a press junket. -Do you know all of these questions I wrote? -Should I copy my case? -I've got to say, guys, we've been doing a fucking junket for a long time today. I'm tired. I'm holding a fucking shit in the chamber. And I have to go take a number two. But if we're going to just fuck around, then I'm not a fucking walk. -Here, here. -That guy's giving off a weird fucking vibe. -I'm not shacking a couple. -Different than Jack Black. -He sounds just like Elvis. -Ringo Sard is not sound like Elvis as much as this guy from the Wiggles. -I can do a pretty perfect Elvis impression. -Oh, please, God. Yeah, this is, well, in the movie Boss Baby from "Backet Chess" in 17. -No, no, no. I've just never heard a girl do an impression before. -Oh, I can do an impression you want. -Name anything. -Can you do the impression of the Wiggles? -Oh, please, God. -I kind of did one before, but I'll do it again. -First, you are in the bananas. Then you are in the grapes. -Was that okay? -No, that was great. -That was so perfect. -Rig. -I want you guys to ask Lisa to do more impressions. -Lisa, I'm going to ask you something. -Okay. -Rig said you're going to do a podcast leader. -Yes, I'm the next guest. -That's why I'm here. -Sorry for crashing yours. -No, no, no, it's okay. And also, I want to say something to Rig. -Rig talking to her. -No, I'm done. -BOOM from Wayne Wilson, his book. -He gave it to me. -No way. -She could do a good impression of Rain Wilson in the office. -Oh, me, God. Don't do it. Every time I keep hearing this guy, it's been bothers me. -Oh. -Bare's Beats Battlestar Galactica. -What bothers you about Rain Wilson? -I don't like him. He's giant head or he's beating the lies. -Let me explain my words. -It's okay. -Wait, you just said your name? Does he get another $100? -It's only when he says a different name. -No, it's okay. -Rig. -He's literally going to give me money. -That's the second time we get the bad. -I guess I'm going to get my mom something pretty when I come back. -He froze it there. -You good job, Ricky. Oh, dear God, this again. -I didn't have my headphones on, so I didn't hear you. -No, I said that name, Ricky again. -I know at you, but I'm going to get my mom. -You know, this makes me feel uncomfortable. -Tell me what you're going to get your mom. -I'm just going to give it to her. -I'm going to give her the money. -Wait, but you said you're going to get her something nice. Instead of giving her the money, what do you think you should get her? -I don't know. Maybe I'll think on it. -What about a magic bullet blender? -I mean, I just don't even know. -We can do that. -What about a new one? -A new magic bullet blender? -I was thinking maybe a little one stitch. My mom loves a little one stitch. He's blue like Thomas the train, tank engine. But it's not about that. He's blue like a supergirl. -I feel another impression coming on. -Oh, my God. -Oh, that means family. -In, was that okay? -Yes, that was good. -I'm like, "Rig, I do want to tell you something right now." -I was seeing. -Wait, wait, I want to hear you. Can you do a question about the builder? -Oh, please God don't. -I've never seen it, but I guess he's going to say. -Can you do a impression of SpongeBob? Don't do it. SpongeBob, what's something SpongeBob would say? -I'm ready. -I'm ready. -Oh, please God don't say anything. -Oh, please God don't say it, Seth. -You're a sister can do it more than I can. -Chocolate. -Chocolate. -Don't say it. -I wish I could. -I'm not going to say it like that. -I can't do a SpongeBob impression. -I cannot do a SpongeBob impression. -I'm not now soon. -I can only do LML and. -Can you do a Squidward? -Oh, I'm not going to do it. -No, I can't do Squidward. -Do I have never heard of Squidward? -No, so. -I'm happy. -That's really good. -Rig, if I was saying. You know that 500-500 feet of wire when that guy from the office connected to a computer wire? -That's what I'm going to do with my mom. I've been breaking her all day and night. And I'm going to get a 500 feet of wire. -Do you could use the money I gave you to buy a whole bunch of wire? -Yes, great deal. -Ricky, oh dear God. -I can't do it. -I'll try it again. -What's up, Ricky? -I don't know. -No money. -I don't want to keep. -I said Ricky. -I want to get asked so much. -I can't hear you. -Lisa is an impressionist and she is going on tour to do impressions for the Lisa Gilroy impression tour. -What cities are you going to? -I'm going to Tennessee and Williamsburg and Chicago. -She's doing a three-city tour where she's doing tons of impressions. And part of the thing that we do is you guys. -Yes, Ricky again. -I can't hear you, bud. One of the things that Lisa is doing is she's going to ask people in the audience for suggestions for impressions. Even if she hasn't seen it, she does a pretty good one. I kind of want to try. Think of some of your favorite movies and TV shows. -Like literally anything. -As I was seeing Lisa. -Wait, Bill, hold on. You got to give her impressions. -Go on. I'm listening. All ears. -Dillon, do you have an impression you'd like to hear? -I'm no one. -Don't know. -You don't have to do that. -You can give her ideas. -You can say to Logan. -Can you do a lot of favorite characters? -Can you do a. -Struck. Can you do Barney? -Of course. -Oh, look. It's XB Barney. -That was freaking good. -That was amazing. -It's just something I've been training for my whole life. -I know. So, yes. -That episode, these are the ones where. -With the wire and all that? -The prank. -Have you seen "Home Alone" when speaking of wire? It's kind of like wire, but it's string. He has the paincans and he swings them down the stairs. -No, not that kind of prank. -Anyones. -Don't do that on your mom. -No, I wouldn't do that on my mom's head. -I'll only do that if there's people working in my house. -If there's people working in your house. -Yes, breaking in, of course, of course. -The praying I'm doing from the office, pranks. -Yes, so there's a bunch of wire, but what's it connected to? -Do you know how to computer to the ceiling? -The computer is connected to the ceiling. -So, you're going to take wire, plug it into your mom's computer. -No. -It's 500 feet of it. -You mean projector? -You're going to put tape on it. -Okay. -And my mom's going to be like, "Do I?" Like, Dylan, what is this? It's wire. Wasn't here before. It's projector mom. It's wire. If I had no wires, it doesn't. It has to be on the wires. I said, "Mom, I'm very busy. It's not time for that." I was like, "What the hell is wires up to?" "My mom's been pranking me all day and night." -No, she keeps pranking me all the time. But I'm trying to get her bag. -Oh, all right. Let's talk about something else. -Oh, dear God. -We're going to say, "Don't do it." -No, we'll follow some money. I would get my mom a stitch toy. -Oh, please, don't do that to me. -Hey, you can just put it on the ground.
mouth. Yeah. Because my mom loves her stitch. And you know, I, you know, I basically, because I'm a caring person, I would get, I'd get her the whole cast, but I don't know if they mean a Lilo plus yet because. Oh, but Lisa does a great impression of a plushie Lilo from Lilo and stitch. Oh, please God. It's cool to do anything. Yeah. Um, well, I already did my famous, or how about this family? And then Lilo is the girl, of course. And she goes, Oh, I love Lilo and stitch. That's what she says, right? No, I think, I don't think she would say that because she wouldn't Lisa you're out. She wouldn't mention her own shell. Yeah, that's so true, actually. Do you don't think she's seen the movie? It's such a popular movie. I mean, I get I should judge you. They don't even like, they didn't watch them on the spectrum. Oh, okay. I bet, I bet Barney. What's his own shell? Because okay, maybe, maybe I shouldn't say that he was watcher, because I bet Barney watches the show, because I've seen him in person. And I'm, yes, it's for God. So Lisa, that costume that appeared in the live action. I started to think that he and Batman are real because you met Batman too. Well, I, I just think he's real because he's always in his Baton Ville. And maybe the reason why I'm starting to think Barney's real because, because it's not just the costume. He could be real. You could be Barney. I mean, you're wearing a purple hot. Yes. Yeah. Maybe I'll turn into Barney. When this guy is open, this again, every time with his crap, every time doing it, dude, two hours, three. All right. Stop. Oh my gosh. Dylan, how much money do you have now from Rick? Well, if you say that, every time this guy keeps doing this, now he says this guy that my headphones are off. Now this guy has no sense. Well, I have no sense left. You've taken them all. Well, he said you were all ears earlier. I did. I said all ears, sir. What is that? Hi, please. Wow. Good God. I already do that. Oh, my goodness. You're a petition, bro. Well, you could have done that. So freaking cool, bro. What do I have in my ear? What the good God? Rick, Rick, what do I have in my ear? Well, do you have to ask me that question or must you ask me that? That's so cool. Wait, wait, is it still in there? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yes. Oh my gosh. I literally have a pink fur in my brain now. I don't know what that means. But what I just did with the ear stuff, that's why I just want a couple of webbies. So yes. And I'm Rick. So, so you're getting casual. As I was saying about the lighthouse back in this year, this year, I know how to sing the love of chicken song. He writes death. Oh my gosh. My favorite to it. Oh, try a little bit or some try a little bit. If you can put the song on or something, if you can't put on, take it away. I'll just do it. Yeah. You heard that. But is it still in my ear? Will you just. Sorry. It's your ear, sir. You could say that for the first time. But that was kind of fun, though. That's the second time. Now you're all ears. Good. You're all ears is kind of like Dolph Lundgren and Universal Soldier. Do you remember that movie? No, Dolph Lundgren. I have a word with you. I'm all ears. No, Dolph Lundgren did. I've not had this much excitement. Sorry. No, since I went to that, Jonas Brothers concert. Are you saw Jonas Brothers in concert? I did. When? Like two years ago. I remember you saw, you were fan of the Jonas Brothers because you saw above the freezer with all the snakes. Yes. I did see the poster. Do you see all three of them or just Joe all free of them? Have you ever seen them? Not in person. No, so now we're with it. Oh, yes, this song. The songs. Okay, go. Yes, you're going to take it away. Well, la la la lava, chick of the chick and Steve lava, chick and yeah, Tacey is hill. Mama, Cita. Now you're ringing the bell. Chris Vee and Juicy. Now you're having a snack. Super spicy. Oh, yeah. All right, dude. I love it. Lisa has an unbelievable memory. I bet you she could do that word for word. Oh, she's got a little bit of chicken on a chicken. Oh, please God. Oh, blah, blah, blah, dooh, blah, and I'll favor it. Chicken. I love the level chicken. Look, that's not crazy. That's like a super power. That was really great. Thank you. I bet you need to cure it. Do do it. Let's go. Please God. Please God. Don't go there. Logan. Please God. Don't go that I'm a chick here. Please don't go there, Lisa. Please don't go there. No offense. None taken. I actually don't really like lying. In fact, I even had a question on here about lying that I wanted to ask you guys, but it is true that sometimes I tell a fib every now and then, but something that never lies. Yes, John. That's all, John. But this was perfect. Oh, please God don't go there. So, um, so I was seeing about the, um, jet blade and the, um, the flight path. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no is jelly roll. You might know jelly roll that he did the sonic free movie the song. Let me see your jelly roll. No jelly roll the song the country singer. He's seeing the song for the sonic free movie. He loves sonic. He loves Ben Schwartz. Oh, yeah, we love Ben Schwartz. Of course, and also in Meserah, Michelle Gale did it. Everyone did. I'm like, oh, I love Michelle Gale, we're sorry. What do you, what did she do? Do you know what she did last summer? No, I know. She did the flight house. I'm like, I want to do that. So, you tell her. So years later. I saw Tate talking to flight house. I want to do that. Something went to in 24 and years later, they called me to do it. I was like, okay, let's go do bed. Can I do my impression of you? Oh, please, please don't go there, Rick. Interesting. Oh, that's it. I can't take this no more. Like Ricky. Oh, crap. This again. You owe me $100. No, it was a joke. All right. All right. That was a joke. Interesting. It was a joke, Rick. Dylan, could you say it one time? Rick, it was a joke. Say your line. I'm lying. No, say your line. Interesting. You got to say interesting. I'm not going to say it's embarrassing. Dude, I see you posting it all the time literally from mountain tops. I see you behind big buildings going. Interesting. Wow. Oh, you saw that. I see it. I saw that. Yeah. Okay. I'll tell you with the one time for the one time. Come on. I'll tell you. Interesting. I'm done. Okay. That's it. No more staff. Don't need it. That's all I needed. Knock it off. Logan, what's your catchphrase going to be? I know, Sean. You say I know, Sean. So I can tell Lisa about this. You can see Dylan. I want to be able to answer the question. Those are okay. I just want to tell her about before we get started. Before I wanted to answer the question, the podcast hasn't started yet. It's not started, bro. We're just talking about it. It's not starting. I just wanted to warm up. What are we doing? So Lisa, let Logan was talking to him. Go on, Logan. I think my catchphrase would probably be, Sean, no way, I think he was keen. No, no, no, no. We've never seen Ken. What does he like? What does he look like? I follow him on IG. You can see what he looks like. He's well, why don't you tell me and like, you could you could lie or you could tell the truth and I'll try to guess. Well, lying's wrong. Number one. And two. Oh, God. I'm on to that. I don't know. He's so alive. It's on to be the right. Yes. Yeah, so make me out front of that song. And two, uh, Sean's, I think he, I mean, Ken, uh, now, I mean, Ken's, uh, produce. Wait. Yeah, the producer. He's a producer. And he, he's the producer of the show. And yeah, he, I mean, because you spoke to Sean first. Sean was the first person you met and spoke to you. And then you really clung on to that. They're both behind the camera. They're the whole. I can see how that happened. Yeah. So, yeah. So Lisa, I was trying to say this to you. So every time with Logan, you see Sean, the
first one every time it been laughing. Right, Seth? It was it was it was it was funny though. Like I always try to say that right Lisa? His name's Kean. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, the line girls. If um, this girl from Mustang sales was watched this for now. Now as well, wear that Kean and Sean tag because it's going to be a thing now forever. Oh, yeah. They like through you or you had a little event with them and she had a name. I think I like that. I had a lot of fun. Even though I made some mistakes. I was doing something to drink. Yes. Water soda. Yes, soda would do because I must understand one of the lot of things. So, uh, and also Lisa, you may not I was telling you to rick about this. The shows do it feel the universe is coming to each B.O. soon this year. I know my friends on it. Lauren Lapka. So I was just seeing her last night. She said it's coming out soon. I'm so excited to see it. Low. You wait. You know the show. Stewart feels. Thank you, Rick. Well, you know about it since since when they started the show or they started? I know about it because my friends got a job acting on it. Yeah, because when I first heard about young show and was over and I said, well, she didn't come back or the other family member will come back. We're not sure. Or what about a show called Young Dylan? Yeah, hell, no, it's embarrassing. I've never seen that show. What have you made one? What were you like when you were a little kid? Well, hold on. As a child of Lisa to understand. Tell us, Grandpa. You don't don't call me that, please. She was saying in this, the show would be you are Dylan all grown up telling your grandchildren about what it was like when you were a kid. So just at the very beginning, your grandpa Dylan right now, please stop, say dead Stephanie. I told you stop. I'm just saying that would be interesting. Will you just say that word? There's a band on the word interesting now. Oh, oh, you're on. Okay. What were you like when you're a little? You go as a child of Lisa to understand my world. So I feel like with my mom keeps pranking me every time and she keeps understanding. She said, you need to do something more than I was like. I should do that. I'm sure it's like stuff. Yeah. Thank you, Stephanie. You always said, your mom does that sometimes. We'll explain that later. Not now. But now that you're now that you're a grandpa, you want to prank your mom with all the cables? Well, not them. Well, yes. And I'm trying to prank her some stuff like I'm trying to get I'm trying to get a vetting machine and put all for something to vetting machine just like in the office show. Well, how are you going to get a vending machine? What I'm trying to say is Rick, the point is when you know how people like prank shows like when shows like pranking you real quick, I'm so sorry, because I know you like sponsorships so much. Will you do a commercial for Dr. Pepper? Oh, please God. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing it, Steph. The last time I did that for a prime piece of I got scammed or something. You did one. I told him he's got it. He's doing all of these things that I said, you got to ask for money. Get the bag. You've got scammed. Why don't you want to do it? I do. Wait, how did you get scammed for Pepsi? Go ahead. Do a Dr. Ripper. Oh, I can't. He put his germs on. I get you. Oh, yeah, here. Oh my gosh. I cannot believe I'm doing this. I'm okay. What would you like to do a commercial for? We have spun up. We have squirt. We have please own say it. If you guys need Dr. Pepper, I'm out or something. We have coffee. Oh my gosh. Don't even get me started. I got drunk too much coffee. Do you want to do a commercial for Rupiah? Okay. Maybe later. Maybe later. But any of these other ones interest you. I'm okay. Okay. Uh, basically, that's it. Um, I could do a commercial for dogs. I was going to say go there. I um, why don't you want anyone to go anywhere? I will. Um, what are you saying, Logan? I was just as many Corbin Blue used to like um, trains and I Corbin Blue, the cooking school. No, for high school musical. Yeah. And uh, back in the days. I used to love seeing trains going around. And that's something that happened in common. I used to like trains and Disney Channel. And you know, that's kind of something the hobby I kind of have. And you know, I know who likes trains that much. Well, Perry from the show and Sheldon. Yeah. Do you like Big Bang Theory? Of course. Because my mom is Sheldon. I'm Linda smart one. So can I be Penny? You give me penny. You got the money on the money. Yes, you can be. You got a thousand of them in your pocket. Um, the guy who doesn't understand boundary, let me see. Wait. If we're going to be Sheldon, who am I going to be? I want to be Sheldon. Nice try, um, Logan. The last time someone said that to me, I couldn't sleep on that night because of my, uh, mom keeps bothering me. I want to make sure I'm understanding Dylan right because I think we're starting to become friends and get to know each other. You're saying the last time that somebody said that they were Sheldon. You were up all night because your mom was bothering you. Sometimes because there's got to be something you love about your mom, right? Well, because she, she's the crazy one. I'm the smart one. Oh, so you're, you're kind of like an iconic duo. Yeah, like, no, nice try. No, like the grumpy grumpy or old men. Ha ha, no. But because my mom is Sheldon, the crazy one, I'm the smart one. But what's one name one thing you like about your mom? Two things. Because she's Sheldon. Sometimes she said, I want to get the roommate agreement, get the roommate agreement. No, you're talking about the big bang theory again. At least it's asking you to say something you like about your mom. Well, sometimes my mom and I we've been going out for a bit. Like sometime we, she always wants to go to John's and Vinnie's. I don't want to, but sometimes. Well, Dylan, what do you make your mom every morning? When you wake up coffee, you make your mom coffee every morning. Let me say it. You're not part of this deal. Well, you're not answering the call. They asked you a question. So when you answer it, let me say it's death. Can you kind of please say it? Thank you. Just give him like fun or to say this. Thank you, big. Take it away. The point is, you also talk about your magic water jug, though. Watch the magic begins. The magic will begin. Magic water. Well, it was a personal thing. Just like when you know how in the show, it's to bring a teenage witch usually has the thing, the finger like magic milk is like that, but different in a way. Sabrina uses her finger to make magic milk. I think you're thinking of the thing from, uh, thing from Adam's family, drinking magic mind. No, I think you're thinking of magic Mike, magic milk drinking magic, which you're imagining, Mike, I auditioned for it. I actually, um, I know he's kind of fun because I used to watch that when I was younger. Sabrina the cheese wedge. Yes. Me too. Yeah. Did you like, did you like, um, uh, Ferguson, the neighbor? I know that's not the right show, but it's the same girl. And also, I know who explains it all. Well, I once used to you to rig so, um, my mom knows David, David, lasher back in the days. I don't believe you. Your mom is front of David, lasher. No, he, she knows her. She, she works with her kids. She used to work with her kids. So, okay. And David, lasher knows everyone like Joey Lawrence, Matthew Lawrence. I can do to avoid the Lauren, let do the Joey impression. Joey Lauren's like, whoo. That sounds like Joey Lawrence under water. Uh, but seriously, whoo, that, that sounds like it. Joey Lawrence had a baby with a cow. That's what the baby sounds like. She got you Dylan. Darn it. That's her. I went there. Darn it. I'll give you that. I was going to say that to you, but digging, you could do better than me. That was better than me. She's literally going to three cities doing impressions. My big impressions. So don't compare yourself to me. So, you know, I got to say, you're, your impressions just like I really take the cake. You should see a performer live show. She's one of the funniest people in the world. Can you do one more too? Do you do what? Can you do it? I don't know too. We got don't go. Wait, you doing it again? Let's do it into each other. Oh, please God. Oh, God. Dylan, how come you don't like it when they're doing stuff like this? Well, as a child, sometimes when people dare me to do like when I go into the boat. So but grandpa, what does that have to do with the last? I do call me grandpa. We've been overdid. I asked you to stop calling me Ricky when my headphones are on. That was a mishap. That was he said. No offense, Logan. Not taking it. I'm not really offended. Do you guys think I could call you Lolo and Dilly or is that? Oh, please God. I mean, that's. Oh, that's okay with him because he's going to keep saying no. Lolo and the Dill. Like it could be like, please God. It could be like a cartoon show. Then what kind of name do you want? I'll let you put. I'll let you put your name first. And the minds can be second. I don't want to say my nicknames. Don't think they've been baffled me sometimes. How about as a child to understand Lisa and Rick. So when I was a kid, those needs have been bothering me. Those nicknames. It can be. It can be doing the Logan the greatest. But are there any nicknames that don't bother you? You could make up one right now, a new nickname. Yeah, take the power. I'll say some things to you. You tell me if you like, you'll need power.
I know when is the thing. So do you like the nickname dilly fantastic four? Oh, please God, that's my teacher would call me on the time I need to report what about big deal? No, that's a kosher deal. No, you just be just death. Well, because I picked people calling pickle Rick Pickle Rick in the deal. Oh, please My gosh, I was trying to get Rick right cuz We were thinking of Rick and Mort, but we're not making fun of you Because Rick's a nice name. I call you Rick. We weren't hoping we have to go over the like let's remember the name Because if he once he if he says the different name, it's not done. We're done. Yeah, so I was like he said Nick And I was like, it's not you know what I miss a people's names all the time And I sometimes still get insecure about it But I've kind of accepted like I'm really bad at remembering people's faces and names and when I mess it up I just go, oh, I'm sorry. Let me just call you a deal pickle instead that dad What's that? That's my cousin says she never recognized those names never right Steph? What names? What you were saying about those celebrities you don't know. I'm really bad with names Dylan is really good at like reminding me You probably remember as the dates of every time you forgot a name probably Yes, I'm talking Sorry, I got your back Dylan. No, thank you Rick. So yeah, I leave every time so I have a question for you Dylan Yes, because we don't really know each other yet and you seem really silly and you like to do jokes Is it my is that right? Yes, for yes, sometimes I notice it like when you say no, go God Please don't say that or if you tell stuff let me finish Do you really get frustrated and not like it or is that part of how you like to play? There's how that triggers me sometimes because could you explain what it feels like when you're triggered as a child Triggering is a when we you know how those kids when when parents trigger you and bother you sometimes is like that but different But do you sometimes feel like when you're triggered that you would rather not be triggered and do you ever try and just Calm like is there a way that you sometimes things bother you when you try and just calm yourself down? Or is it the easiest way is just to tell people to stop well to calm myself down with my therapist So I mean to calm down sometimes What trick says your therapist and you have you and your therapist been talking about to kind of come down We've been talking about some things We we like Disney Channel like stuff and we've been listening to songs like a Rihanna on that stuff He goes me my cousin seven. We've been listening at those songs like Rihanna like back in the days like Like we sing those songs on the time. Do you know that a Rihanna is married to ASAP Ricky? Yes So whenever you call me I get back to you as soon as possible of course up and Seth you can explain to this We listen to those songs music like we do a lot of karaoke. Yeah, we've been listening to neo and also Neo won the mass sing and I was like oh my god. I didn't know he was winning So I recognize his voice right staff and I was like I recognize Neo's voice like who who can sing like that the count I said neo. It has to be Neo. I recognize him right away. Should we sing our favorite neo song? Oh, don't say it. Please please So Logan that same question though go on Logan when you feel overwhelmed or triggered about something Are there times where you feel like you need to like be alone and you need to just kind of get it out And then what are the times where you feel like you could calm yourself down? Well, sometimes Rick when I'm frustrated I just go to my room like you see that door. I'm not gonna get up and I'm gonna I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna do it in the question. Yeah, I'm gonna do this Okay, so if I'm frustrated and I need sometimes a bit I go into my room and I close the door This is great for the visual learners. So he's he went to the bathroom and he's saying he would listen to music So sounds like both of you guys when you guys are triggered you need a distraction and music is a big part of that I almost hit me I usually I usually look look up trains because I just love trains so much deaf man and and I literally I literally watch a lot of train videos mainly diesels. Yeah, then Then like the guy who loves his family in who then these are what's they called the diesel triple X Fast and furious back in the day Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure there's a train in it. It's gotta be Well, what music do you listen to when you go to your bedroom? I usually listen to Tom's friends covers, but You know, I listen to this youtuber and they're basically he literally makes the music sound like the visual like he makes Tom's friends covers of any show and He movie any any any Like real like covers the logo aren't they like they're like more music videos. Yeah, but I'm gonna talk about I'm gonna talk about Even though I love trains I do like Actors like I like will Ferrell is watching and I do like Outlook Baldwin and Who's my favorite actor who is my favorite actor? If you see what you're going to wait and I love Then store and I like big and fox the big five. I love all of them Well, also, I want to tell you something Rick. Um, I like Jag Black He's one of my comedy idols. I love him. I met him once. You're really cool I've been guessing he bought the best singer so many times and I was like I want him on the mass singer So and also you may not notice that if I want to tell him about this, let me just hold on So my my mom knows the singer named Rachel Platon He's like right that fights on yes, and let me find his beef you can just talk about this so I've been guessing much of Platon Every season two seasons one two thirteen on mass singer and because I told my mom That's Rachel. She said that's not Rachel and I told her I bet you twin daughter That bed is her on mass sing night and I said to her and I said to my mom She should do that show the show to me up or something and we heard it now this season when you heard a penguin boy said That's Rachel and I told my mom bed. I bet you twin don't at this her then years later she took off the message Oh my god, but you're five and I've been guessing her so many times. I broke my curse. I broke the curse I said and my mom said here's your $20 you won, I guess you're making a lot of sense well Well, yeah, because mom if you're watching this Rachel Platon was on the mass singer and you still bet you also we love you very much and we're sorry We're sorry. Yes, and yes mom you owe me $20 because you lost a bed remember you lost the bed I gave you money you can if you can take it back You can afford to buy your mom something. No, well my mom lost a bed. She lost some time. You just got so much money. So I don't even know just trying to get that bag. Oh, she lost a bed Stephanie my mom lost a bed some time But Dylan if you had to buy your mom a present will you buy her? I'm not telling you his secret Well, she'll they don't always keep secrets I would literally buy look at she's not listening. Will you tell me whisper it? Trust you. Yeah, trust you right now I'm not telling you right now. Oh, man. Oh, she keeps saying she wants to buy a new phone all the time That what she keeps seeing and that was by her phone. Yes, Steph now will you just please please? Thank you I did it go. Okay. It was stuff just talking the whole time. No, it was So and Lisa because sometimes my mom and I we go to CPK sometimes when we go hang out I don't understand because you say you don't like pizza, but yet you're at Papa John's you're at CPK If primes you only pizza that you like my question for you is do you not like better ingredients? Wow 15% off your first purchase of the high Yes, and yes, Rick so do you have bangs? Bings yeah, no, I don't have bangs now at the moment So I watch the show called mom went on the ferris in Allison. Jenny. So also I'm gonna get to see Allison Jenny for the minions and monster will be premier soon. All right, so y'all on at me so Because he mentioned every character so the TV show mom is about a modern daughter Like my mom Yeah, oh no help me. Oh, doesn't she do stuff like that. I'm scared. Yes, both Neiman is like that because I'm like on a fair Is my mom's like Allison Jenny is on a fair as the smart one Well, no, aren't you the smart one? Oh, yes Dance break There you will be there God bless God bless the swimming God bless this woman. You can literally do any Thanks Logan so in big you know the reason why I did love this bedroom. Can I guess yeah because I get mess into
is every year on the show with, I get messages every year I should do that show the show of people up. Oh, all your friends. You didn't do it to shut people up. You did it because you were looking for a girlfriend. Exactly. Yes. That one too. That's why I did it. I want to ask some more questions. I don't want. I'm going to say, make them all ears. You wanted to say that that here, but you're scared? Why? Because do you think that some of it was going to judge you? I just didn't think it was appropriate, Rick. Buddy. Do a podcast where I don't tell my guests I want a girlfriend. Yeah, dude, I don't just, I just want a girl just so I can touch them so I can do spend time with them. Yeah, when I go out to eat them and maybe we can go to the zoo, we can go to a transition even though, but I'm not saying, oh, no. No, I don't, please keep going because earlier you were saying, you've learned that even if somebody doesn't share your interests, you want to learn about their interests. So maybe even if she doesn't like the train station, she'll go with you and you'll go with her places. Keep talking about what you would want. I would basically go anywhere with her. If she chose the place I'd like to always go to place that she's comfortable with. I just want to take this off so I can hear it. Okay. Cool. Yeah, you can take it off and on as much as you want. Logan, what if I give you date options for like where you would want to go on a date with a girl and you pick which one you like better. Sure. Okay. Would you rather go on a date to the water park or to a spaghetti restaurant? Well, I mean, I'm not one of those, I'm not one of those people, sexist pigs who want to see, always want to see girls in their own eating spaghetti underwear. Yeah. But I would go to if they say yes, I would go to a water park. But I would, I swear, at least I would never say, I wouldn't stare at their, their views the whole time. I would do it because I had to spend time with them. Logan, can I tell you the truth? Yeah. Because I also don't really like lying. What? When I take a girl to a spaghetti house, I like to look at her boobs. Oh, dear God. Oh, dear God. Oh, dear God. Rick, how could you do that? Dear God. Don't go there. I asked permission first. No, I asked permission first. Oh. That's good. I'll say something. Excuse me. I've had such a wonderful time with you. I've noticed that you have really nice boobs that I want to look, you fake you. Oh, my God. Nice meatballs. And I was wondering if I could look at them. And later on, you could look at my sub. You're noodle. Oh, my God. Please stop. I think it is. Oh, my goodness. You got to censor it. Don't censor it. Please. Yes. I'm going to keep talking like this. I think I might have to order El Dente. Oh. So, Rick, let me explain something to you. I can't hear you with your headphones off. So I want to say something to you, Rick. Whoa. So. Sorry, it was a little loud. Go ahead. I'm going to keep talking about it. sooner or later if you don't tell anybody the truth, they're gonna be like, why didn't you tell me the truth instead of like, you know, telling me the real thing and I'll be like, and then I'll be like, well, I don't know, it's just I was too scared. I had to make them a lie 'cause I didn't want you to be upset, that kind of thing. - Do you sometimes not tell the truth because it makes things easier? - I always try to, even though it involves me and yell that, but I always take it with great assault. What do you mean? - I mean, you always tell the truth. - Yes, yes, do you experience that with them? Do you feel like, oh, yeah, Logan will let you know whatever he's not in honest. - Are there ever times that Logan tells the truth so much that you feel like, Logan, you don't have to tell that much of the truth. And so could you give an example? - Yeah, like maybe if I'm like talking to him or I smile and he's like, oh, you're teeth are yellow. - Oh, dear God, you don't mean it, you don't mean it, you don't mean it badly that Logan, you're just like, he's blunt. - Well, I like it, though. I like somebody serving me the truth. Like because Logan will tell you if there's food on your face, like a real friend. - Nice. - I always think about that. I always think if somebody ever tells me there's a booger in my nose, I would, I, there's a level of trust I have in that business. - Yeah, that's real bad. - The less they're the one that put the booger in my nose, Dylan. - Oh, so that means it means the thing what you're seeing. So every time I pick up my, pick my dog with my mouth and say, "Oh my God, that's so good." - That's nasty. - What's up with your mom, man? Tell her to take a, take a chill pill. - Yeah. - Let the man pick his nose. - Yeah, I know. - And also we have a candy Oreo because we are a trio sometimes because we are, me and my mom are a trio, like, like. - A trio or a duo? - A trio. - They kind of like you and Lisa and that bush? - Sometimes. - So three of us go everywhere together. - You're a trio. Sometimes when the bush came in, - So when are you included in the bush? - Your cat. - Yeah. - Is that what you're saying, Drew? - Yeah, it's my girl. - Yeah, trio they dress sometimes because. - You want to tell Ricky, Rick, your about your cat? - Yeah, Oreo because I'll tell the story. And also let me say to my mom, mom, if you're watching this, I'm sorry about defending you about this. We're sorry, you. - That's all right. I'm sure she's listening and saying. - Stephanie, tell my mom I'm sorry, you. - All good, I'll text her right now. - No, tell her I'm sorry in the camera, I mean. Tell her now. Like a public apology. - Yeah, calm down. - On Dylan's behalf, he's sorry. - So we're going to wind this down soon. But before we do, there's 18 things I want to do. - Go on, I'm about ears. - It's a kid, every time, it's a kid. - Well, I was just fixing my shorts. (laughs) - I swear to God that money, one more time, I'll be right out in the store about the job out of the window, we're stumped in. - Can you Rick, remember? - Yeah. - I'm going to go on that crack that drink and then I got scared and handed it to and said it was rotten. - Yeah. - I think Alvin farted at the same time I opened it. - Oh, yeah, I said, I thought something was wrong. - I don't know what I got scared. - Real quick, I will just want to let you guys know something, I want to tell you what kind of dog parent I am. - Yeah. - Alvin didn't fart, I did. - Rick, are you absolutely serious? 'Cause you need to go to the doctor, I need to say. - No, no, but I don't, like, you know some people will say - Rick, look at me, you need to go to the doctor. - Oh, do you have a god? - Dylan has a farty spot on the couch. - When it was really bad. - Yeah, I do. - I didn't even smell anything. - You can ask him if that's his chair. - Maybe that's his farting chair. - Let me explain to you my spot. - Yeah, the spot. - The spot is from Big Bang, but I explained the quote. - No, the quote. - No more Big Bang Theory, I'm calling it executive order. - The winter scene, I can't, I'm going to say to you what you say to Steph, lock it up, dude. - Yeah, I want to tell you the least of my spot. - Don't look at me, you can't tell me. - No, the spot is simple, love. - Wow, he really loves the, he really loves that. - In the winter. - I got to watch it. - I don't even know what it is. - Let me explain a spot to me as to people. The winter to see it as a technically warm, sometimes in the season of warm, and the summer in a kind of cross breeze, windows over there, in there, basically a television angle by the direct, and not just kind of coming to you to do it a rise, and not understanding the conversation draft. I can go on, but I'm thinking of my point. Rick, I'm done. - Sorry. - Here, all done is over. - I fell asleep because how much you were talking with a big bang theory. - It's over now, the nightmare's over. - Thank you, jeez. I didn't realize it was almost December 25th. - Well, I think Dylan gave me a good option. - I remember a good demonstration of what happens if you talk about the same thing over and over again. So since I've already talked about my trains, I want to know what you like. Rick, I like, I like. - I just did the Rick last one bit on you. Rick, right? I said it earlier, but I meant that I like having friends come over and playing with them. - So love. - Like this one right here. - Don't you like Dragon Ball Z, and? - Yeah, but not as much as I like playing with people. I love having friends so much. I love when people want to do jokes. I love when people want to get food together. I love when people want to watch a TV show or a movie with me, and I love watching it. And then I love pressing pause and asking what they thought about it, or if I have a joke I want to do. And sometimes if somebody else asks me what they thought about it, or does a joke, I'll press pause, and then I'll rewind a little, and then they go, oh, I'm sorry. And then I say, it's okay, I love doing that stuff. I just want to rewind it, but we could keep doing it, and I'll keep the remote here, and anybody could press pause. - Yes, and especially for watching the Big Bang Theory. I actually, sometimes I don't even press pause. I press stop. - Yeah, and also, Rick, I don't ask you something about-- - Better not be about the Big Bang Theory. - No, about the, about Abby and David's thing. You said, do you think his farting is funny? And he said, sometime, what was that all about? (grunting) - I think Farts have great comedic timing. - Oh, God. Yes, so. Yes, and also, Rick, you should-- - That was me doing an impression of my fart. It was not amazing. I can do this one. - It's not funny, yeah. That's not funny, right? - I can do-- - When I prayed, my mom would ask for signs. - Yeah, thanks. Every time I keep preparing to do a fake fart, I prank her all the time. - Do you want to see Lisa poop all over us? - Oh, please God, no. - Logan, do you want to see it? - I would protect myself with armors. - All right, you're saved animation the whole bunch of time. - Next time. - Do you want to see Lisa poop on me? - Oh, go ahead. I don't care what it is. - No, no, dude, if I'm not comfortable, she does not need to do it to you. - I'll just blow some boogers at you. Is that better? - Okay, God, no. - Hey, do I have a booger in my nose, Logan? - Yes. - No, I don't think so. - I don't see nothing. - What about this side? - No. - Yes. - Thank you, Dylan. - Oh, please God, don't do that. - Don't lift your head up. - Oh, that's it, I'm done. - No, I'm done now. - You have a booger in your nose. - Oh, crap, I'm done. No, I'm just playing my hair. - Dylan, do you ever pick your nose and you have a booger on your finger and you can't get it off 'cause every time you flick it, it gets stuck to the other finger. 'Cause there's some kind of ring that goes this all the time. - I will admit this is. - Well, I look, you go ahead. So, yeah, since you've heard enough about trains, I'm gonna. I would like to look in what else you like to. - Or like you were collecting good boogers stuff. - No, I just want to know. - I mean, it's funny. I'm glad you guys are having fun. But. (all laughing) - We are having fun. - We are having fun. - Ask Lisa that question. - What she likes to do? - What's the question? - What do you like to do? - I like to play Stardew Valley. If you play that. And so it's Crash Bandicoot or it takes two. - I'll wait a minute. I used to play that. Crash Bandicoot. - I love that game. - I know you play that game. - Yeah, Crash Bandicoot. - Jack Scepticai. Talk to the more of you Lutty's. My name is Jack Scepticai. - Dylan, I gotta hang out with you a lot more to know what you're talking about. - So, and I want to tell you this, Rick, before it is not about TV or nothing. So, I met this guy, British guy named Miles Smith. Well, he's nice. - Mr. and Mrs. Smith's kid. - No, no, Miles Smith. - Oh. - Show him your British accent. - Good eye. Yeah, take forever. She's bloody mini-ch might. - That's a little scary. - I must understand it for you, might. - Do British people have itchy wrists? - No, sometimes. But he did. - I thought they were normal like us. - So, this, so can you do any sort of accents? - I'm sorry. - Can you do any sort of accents? - I can do Wassey from Wassey and Garmin. - She's growing me. Don't forget the crack is. - Oh, that's really good. - And I know you love it so, and Rick. - I learned that a month ago. - So, I want to turn your dish about this. - My mom literally got me on board. - Back in 2018. - My mom literally got me a whole collection of Wassey and Garmin. - And I've been literally like, just doing the worst. - He said, like, "I've got you get in peace." - That's what you're getting peace. - Hey, Dylan, what you get? - Hey, Dylan. Right back at you. - Dude, that's it. I'm done in peace. So, and also Rick. - Wait, was Logan done talking? - Dylan, Dylan. Go on, Logan. - Thank you. - Okay, I'm sorry. - I'm done talking. - I'm done talking. - You have something. - Not this again. Okay, that's it. I'm done now. A lot, so. - I guess you're not all yours anymore. - Come on. - You're back. - So, and also, you're all this now. - This movie of "Bang to the Inking of Wassey." - Dylan, I really want Logan. I really want to Logan to finish what he was saying. - Go on, go on, Logan. - Okay. - What I was trying to say was, I'm just actually glad. - Well, it's in, well, it's in. - Well, it's in, well, it's in, well, it's in, yeah. I, you know, it's basically just the clay animation show, "Ib Shorts" and they, they're basic, it's just about a guy.
his dog and they're basically going to miss adventures. Sounds like it sounds like my story. And he basically loves cheese. And he literally, he literally just like, he literally like munches it a lot. And he's like, he just loves the cheese to death. And it's just, you know, I remember hearing about the, the, you know, the wrong treasure, the train chase theme, which is my favorite. I didn't, when I first heard this, this, this song, I always thought that was from a, but I started finding out that it was from Allseeing Garment. I watched this, like, this, this train video on YouTube where this guy was making a video of a train and I didn't know it was Allseeing Garment until I looked up the short and I was like, oh my gosh, this is the best animation I've ever seen. And it's just, yeah, I recommend it's just one of the best cartoon clay mansion cartoons I've ever seen. Nice. I can also grow it is great. Yeah. Also, yes. And did you guys know without a close shape, we wouldn't have the show show on the sheet today. Yeah, we wouldn't have shown the sheet. It's like the same and what are not odd one. Yeah, I know that would have shown the sheet. If, if the clay animation wasn't popular in the, especially with Boston Garment, because, you go down, yes. Do you see sheep detectives? Oh, Sean, the sheep, she's executive or the new movie sheep detectives. Nope, I got to watch it. Is that with you with you with you? Yeah, it's so good. And also Rick, I want to turn something back in 2018. I remember, how could you tell me back? You have to tell me today. Right now, I'll tell you. Okay. So, you know, I've been, I'm a big fan of Queen the band. You know, my mom, we've been listening to this song called Bohemian Raphne every time. We have a Galileo moment, like Galileo guy. My mom said the first guy lay all night, said the second guy, I wish in 2018, they would make a queen. They wanted to make a movie about Guns and Roses, why love? You guessed that they would make a queen movie and you guessed who all the masks singers were. So maybe do you think you can tell the future? Let me, let me finish from talk. Let me finish. And I don't want to make them a movie about Guns and Roses. She said, let me get this straight. You don't want to make them move out Guns and Roses because you never heard her song. Who's voice is that? My mom. She's got a real attitude problem. Did you ever watch Rock of Love? No, never. There's a show with Brett Michaels. Of course. Yeah, I know where he's looking, he kind of like your show. He's looking for a girlfriend. He's a free banana on the mask thing. He's a free banana on the mask singer. But what I'm saying is he has a show where he's looking for love as well. And it's called Rock of Love. It's similar to your show. Yes. And yes, no, never. You might like it. And I was like, Oh, yes. And I like the scar bros on me, the scar brothers. No, I got also I got the scar on me because the connection my heart about Guns and Roses movie. I don't want to make them move out Guns and Roses thinking Lauren Paramount. But now in 2018, I got a call for my theater, my aunt Emma. She's singing Ratsys about Queen. You asked me your album. They said, yeah, you won't see a trailer. So not really. I'm in just tell me when and what to wear. And just like that. I saw the movie. It was greed. Shout the Romney Malik. And so we should we should see clips from the from two clips. I'm we should show you when you are when you around your way home, would you call your mom and say mama mama, I'm coming home. That's Aussie. Oh, no, yeah, you would say, mama. Well, you do know love Sherry. Sherry. Sherry is the good guy. I have showed lost. Well, we got to end it, dude. We got to end it. And I want to ask you guys each what you want to plug. You already plugged Romney Malik. Is there anything that you would like to plug and give attention to? Well, all I know is there's Aussie Osborne. And I think he's known for the song Crazy Train, which is my favorite song when I was a little boy. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train. That that just made me want to like go off the rails. Yeah, make me want to maintain back in the beans. Like blow up. Well, yeah, that should be your theme song. And also I like that. He might notice me. That song Crazy Train came out and mega my back in 2010 back in the days. Excellent movie. I love that movie, Dylan. Is that the one where he will Ferrell? Yeah. Yes. I love Will Fern. I like him. I like him. He's he's such a good actor. And also because they play songs that mega my like AC DC. My favorite one all the time AC DC. The most greatest bands of all non-generations back in the days. I remember AC DC as a kid. And I really I really know songs AC DC all the time. You really like Jack Black and they love AC DC in School of Rock. Yeah, I know we shot it out. So this we shot it out. Um, Rami Malik, Ozzy Osborne, Jack Black and anything you want to plug? Uh, Durand, Ran. What's up? Oh, please God. Yes. Oh, please God. Okay. What do you want to plug it? Okay. You guys want to plug anything? Um, we're shot out too. Shout out Anne Hathaway, actually. Perfect. Yeah. I just rewatched Devil Wars product because I haven't seen the second one yet. I want to go see it. I see it in theaters. Do you want to get some friends? I just wanted to show them Ellen Chanted. We love Anne Hathaway and everything she does. So shout out shout out. Yeah. She did the real movie back in 2011 back in the days or 10. Remember, it was 10 or 11. Yeah. Girl, we love your work. And speaking of girls who love who love we work. Shout out to Britney Spears. Who did it again? 2001. Oh, please. You love 2001. The year I was born. Yeah. Yeah. I should have a tattoo say zero two zero zero one or you people will recognize it. Oh, that's actually cool to do it like that. Oh, she's in the Gomez. Oh, big shot. I'm first getting for appearing in was really a place. Fun fact. Starring. Loved. Loved. Yeah. Starring in that show. Fun fact. I loved all your work as a kid. I especially loved your parents in Barney and friends. Yes. I have to shut that out. I did. I know that because, um, so me and Stephanie, we did Orlando, something that wasn't banned. She's slinging gum. We did not take it. We did not have the gum. It was the in Barney. I was like, I didn't know I'm sorry. That was a trip out first. Yeah. And we both like that. But I do have you to love. Yeah. That's that voice. I got it because I can do a shaggy boy. Like, love, love, love, love. When she was on the show. And when I, when I first heard a massive of space, but I think a shaggy, but I don't hear a shaggy tone as much as that could be Sean Paul. Yeah. Well, like, we got to end the podcast. And I want to end the podcast the way we normally do with singing. Mr. Lava, Lava. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, Mr. Bum. I'm going to shake. I'm going to roll. Roll. Shaggy. Shaggy's nose has an itch. Yeah. No, has a note. It's because I like that. And when I first saw this show, um, Dylan, it's done, dude. Right. We're done. It's like back. Back to it's done. Back in 2018. Just tell me your favorite young Sheldon episode. Oh, okay. I'll show you. Oh, your music. Scoot. Do. I don't remember doing. I remember is the one where, um, the one where, um, Sheldon goes, you know, Dr. Rest darn it. Sheldon goes and take your time. Okay. Oh, now I remember the one where Sheldon is learning a violin. Yeah. Something like that. He is one TV boy. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Then he ends all my. Is he really fronting on you? Are you sure it's not Dylan? Dylan is basically our dog. That's basically our dog. Bam, bam. Yes. I know. You, you broke it with Tifa Logan. Oh, my God. They're bringing that back. Well, uh, well, Dylan, I, I, I, I, I just moved on. I, I just want to let you know, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a changed man. And I just can't explain to Tifa. No, no dude. It's almost over. Yeah. Okay.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Rick Glassman is promoting his stand-up comedy tour with upcoming dates in major U.S. and UK cities, including Washington, DC, Columbus, Ohio, Edinburgh, Amsterdam, and Salt Lake City.
The podcast features personal conversations between Rick, Dylan, and Logan, focusing on shared interests like Dragon Ball Z, Hannah Montana, trains, and Shrek, highlighting their unique perspectives and experiences.
Key themes include self-acceptance, respecting differences in interests, and emotional growth, with discussions on autism, family dynamics, and how personal connections help build confidence in social interactions.
Summary:
Rick Glassman opens the podcast by announcing his live stand-up comedy tour, listing key stops across North America and the UK, and inviting listeners to sign up for updates. The conversation shifts to personal stories shared by Dylan and Logan, exploring their passions—such as Dragon Ball Z, Hannah Montana, and trains—while reflecting on how these shows resonate with their lived experiences, particularly related to autism and identity. Dylan shares how Hannah Montana’s dual life mirrored his own, helping him understand his emotional and social world.
The dialogue also touches on family dynamics, differences in preferences, and the importance of respecting others’ interests. Logan discusses his experiences with social anxiety, confidence-building through dating and the show, and his love for animation and video games. A recurring theme is mutual respect and emotional growth, as the hosts navigate personal boundaries, humor, and self-awareness.
Sponsorships for Clarina, Gusto, and Revolve are featured, promoting financial tools and lifestyle products. The episode concludes with a warm, heartfelt tone, emphasizing connection, shared laughter, and the value of personal authenticity in both relationships and everyday life.
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You can find tour dates and ticket information at rickglasmin.com. Sign up for the email list to be notified when Rick adds new dates near your city.
Rick is touring in cities including Washington, DC; Columbus, Ohio; Edinburgh, Scotland; Amsterdam; Dublin; London; Portland, Oregon; Eugene, Oregon; Philadelphia, PA; Houston, Texas; and Salt Lake City.
Yes, if you attend a show in Salt Lake City, Rick will buy you a ticket. Additionally, if you show your ticket at a show, his dad will cover the cost of your Salt Lake City ticket.
The podcast covers personal stories, hobbies like trains and anime, family dynamics, dating experiences, and shared interests such as Dragon Ball Z and Hannah Montana.
Dylan connects to Hannah Montana because the show features a character living a double life, which mirrors his own experience of living two lives—his real self and his identity with autism.
The theme song is a personal project for Rick, inspired by the show 'Hannah Montana,' and reflects his journey of self-expression and connection through music and storytelling.
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