Dry Guy (ft.SWIM and Ej)

"I've always wanted to ask you, what is it like inside your mind?" "Yeah, um, so we go." "Yeah, I mean, we're ready for it. Let's go baby." "We'll continue to do that." "I mean, we're trying to-- let's test the other really." "Because I want to know if you're pervert." "It's okay to be on some free shit." "That's okay. You know, you can be a little weird. You can be on some free shit." "Shut the fuck up!" "Say Christ is Lord. Say Christ is Lord." "They're warning I am the Aquarius. I'm a crazy-ass mother-fucker that knows how to keep it in control." "I mean, my mind is a storm." "Yeah." "So it's a storm." "I guess it's a cure? We are not a fan." "It's like what you guys were making me think we were." "No, no, we were fans." "No, we realized we'd learned abomas, queer, married to a man, dresses as a woman. We'd all learned that it's not common knowledge." "Michelle Abomas, a man." "Of course." "I am a common meme." "We'll can't say that." "Don't fuck up." "Yeah, pretty much." "I'm just living the meme." "I'm just like just like just living the dream and just loving the meme." "And it's pretty much just what's happening." "I'm just like. " "I'm just like. " "Because I'm not gonna catch your asses anymore." "You little scumbags." "Well, you go off with a mass death of our species." "Why a bunch of scientific, crazy people." "Man scientists set up this slow-grit murder operation." "The truth is, I'm right about all of it and you know it." "And Hitler is the devil." "Uh, the, um, the six million. " "He was back at Roger?" "Yeah, he's in the Beatles cult." "Well, he's in the Beatles cult." "Me and Billion are even on the way down here." "He was saying. " "What song was it?" "All he forwards is." "What you're saying about John Lennon?" "I was saying he had. " "Oh, it's a hip-heat, yeah." "It was Sour Grape so because he never wrote that good of a song." "Steely Dan?" "It is a whole Iron Man really had." "Where it was like, Steely Dan wrote a lot of good songs." "Yeah." "It's Steely Dan never wrote a song." "They're more like music guys." "Yeah." "That's what I'm saying." "They would never turn like a five-year-old's head." "Which is?" "That's. " "I was just like. " "That Billion's are hitting me with like the most fucking blew," "What about Blueist or Colt?" "I was just telling like, I've for a while, I wasn't like into Blueist or Colt Toyota when all the shit." "And then I start listening, I was like, dude, it's actually good." "If you can just listen to it in a vacuum without all your other. " "judgements on songs." "Dude, hold the line and all that sucks." "Africa's a hit." "Africa's a genuine hit other than that." "EJ did a mash-up of it." "Yeah." "And one more good Toto song." "You just got mash-ups, bro." "Rosanna." "Rosanna?" "Yeah, that's what I'm saying." "I get them confused with. " "And thriller, dude." "They wrote all Michael Jackson's hits like, the guys are good." "Jackson's wiped." "What was the other song that I get confused with Toto?" "It was, like, Carriella or. " "Oh, you're thinking of Kyrie, Broke-A-R, Mr. Messer, Mr. Messer, dude." "Yeah, I was told, Bill." "Oh, Broken Wings fan." "I might play that." "That's what I'm supposed to do." "That's what I'm saying." "All these songs are good if you just chill out and don't have all these. " "Yeah, I was agreeing with you. I was just saying, like, the Steely Dan dude. " "Most people don't have these hang-ups." "They just listen to songs and enjoy that." "Yeah, yeah." "I can't get into Steely Dan." "Really?" "That's what I said. I have music, but, like, I would never put it on." "It sounds like songs, and I know this was before this trend even happened. It sounds like they're trying to have a library to make a jukebox musical." "Here we are, Bill." "Here we are, Bill, with the critics and the suffocates." "I think it's. " "The high IQ individuals, the actual artist." "I don't even know what the fuck that means." "Okay, you know, like, Billy Joel has a musical out, right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, you think Steely Dan was going for that year?" "We're just going to make songs so that there can be a show." "Yeah, that makes sense." "No, you're tasty." "Because that's where the money. " "That's where the money is." "Here's the thing with Steely Dan is, every single song they wrote." "If I listen to it, I get the visual of, like, two ugly dudes." "It is dude." "It doesn't have anything to do with the song." "That's what it is." "It sounds like people trying to write a song." "Yeah, 'cause it's too wordy." "Did you see the rayfine?" "Too complicated." "I don't know what this is from, but I saw the video rayfines dance into emotional rescue. And I was just thinking about Tom being all skinny from his face." "Just like that, like. " "I'll try to find it, it's hilarious." "But no, that's the thing, like, the stone songs and the Beatles songs." "I never hear it and be like, oh, this sounds like two dudes set down, or the song." "I'm always like, oh, it sounds like somebody dude just fucking. " "You know, let it out." "Bang Disturitus in 1968 and like, had to make this song happen." "Yeah, it's like, rayfine's dancing." "Fucking great, dude." "Rayfine's well known." "Hog?" "Very hung, dude." "Really?" "Who is he?" "Oh yeah?" "I think you told me that." "No, dude." "Rayfine's the actor." "I don't know who it is." "Volumort." "Volumort, oh, for real?" "Oh, limb, dude." "But they say, what's the correlation between noses and dicks?" "Oh, get out of here, bro." "Let's not try to put that show on your show." "You saw the hammer last night with the foe, dude." "Yeah, he does have a fucking big ass fucking piece, honestly." "I hear a talk about that, though." "What?" "I'm out, yeah." "You did a five-day fest, which is fucking blowing my. " "Touch God's hand, I'm not here to talk about dicks." "What was day one like?" "Days one, two, three were nothing." "Yeah, but dude, that's like. " "I'm talking about. " "I think you have a little bit more. " "Well, I've fasted it before, but I went dry for the four days, right?" "That's fucked." "So like, days one, two, and three, I was like, and everyone's text me like, "Did you won't make it, you're gonna die?" I was like, "Wait." Tom's taken 18 days away from the guy who did a dry fast in the cell, so he was like, "I was licking wall in station." "Sometimes he was licking walls." "Hey, man, I don't know." "I'm just saying if you're dry, you're dry, you're wet." "The rule, the rule, my whole life was. " "If you don't get water in three days, you die." "Yeah, it was three, three, three." "So, Tom, I'm happy that Tom tried to debunk, but then rebunked it." "Yeah." "We're rebunked now. Four days." "Four days." "Well, no, it's three days." "Three days is probably what everyone should know." "Cause I think what it is is." "The fourth day, you start to die." "Here's the thing, if. " "40 days in the desert without food or drink, my lord and savior." "And he had someone with him." "Oh." "And I was in Cassena, me." "No, if you went three days without water in like a panic mode, like outside somewhere, and you had no water, you would die." "But if you're able to like take showers and like know your fasting, and you're. " "Yeah, if you were wet, you're wet, and you're dry, and you're dry, and you're full of sugar." "I'm talking about a soft dry fast." "You can't come in hunger strikers." "Yeah, that. " "Lips were sealed." "The hunger striker went like 42 days." "In a trial like 70 years." "Yeah, 70 or some shit like that." "Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you're fasting, and your mind knows that you're fasting, your body doesn't follow it and die." "But if you legitimately like got stuck in like a train car, and you're out of food, and why are you dying three days?" "Are you just lying when you're like, I feel sharper, like, did you actually feel it?" "Yeah, you get like every single clarity, like you get like. " "It's weird, like when you don't like the first day, you're a little like I was here with you the first day." "Yeah, totally normal." Down the way home, I kind of like, I get a little hanker and be like, "No, I'm fasting, I remember." "Day two, I woke up like a little bit of a hangover feeling, but I snapped out and felt good." "Day three, I was truck, I was just all day like I was like, I fucking, I could do this for another week." "You look so fucking bad when I FaceTime deal." "I wake up, dude." "He looks like bad news, bro." "And then I woke up, I woke up day four, and like Bob was texting me, I did your gonna fucking ban, I was like, I'm not bound, fuck this. And like, I couldn't do anything, so I had to like pretend I was functioning until Dana left for work and then I just put like an alcohol and pretend he's sober." "I was like, I'm good, I'm good, I got these kids." And then like, she had just taken the sheets off the bed and everything. I like went in and just pulled like a dirty sheet over my, not a dirty sheet, but the sheet of the bed, like pulled it over my head and just told the kids, like, don't fuck with me. If you need me, I got them food and water and was like, just play all day, like, I'm sick. Like, you're not sick, you're fasting, just eat, and like, no, I don't need VB. So finally she came home from work early and I was talking to her, and this was probably around like 4 p.m., and like she started like going into like the wrong eyes, like my eyes were crossing. - So the world started fucking kidding. - So I went outside, I was like, I'll just go outside, collect some firewood slowly and just like take some breaths and hang out, and I was outside, I was like, I'm gonna die. - Were you gonna like fall out, were your legs all wobbly? - No, I did have like a fucked up geek. - I mean, it's a borderline attempt. - It was borderline attempt. - I thought you were solid, once you're quite quitting your solid, quite solid. - But I do. - I took a sip of water and I bounced right back. - What did it feel like? - It actually hurt my throat. - Because my throat was hollow. - It closed up. - I'm just saying, I'm just saying, huh? - I'm clean now. - I hear you, but you know. - But now I drank some water, burned my throat a little at first. Is that cool to say, I'm gonna go back. - Yeah, you're good, you're good, I'll just say. - On of that core drop. - Throw it through off the table. - Yeah. - So, I throat-goated some water. - And I could only take a couple sips at a time all night, and then the next morning, I just kept taking, I just had a tall mountain valley thing. - Yeah, yeah. - The thing drinks like 15 of a day, and I was like sipping on them, and I took me through. - Did you not eat? - So, Friday at 5 o'clock was the break, and I had some bone broth and like a clementine, and I couldn't finish it. - Oh my god. - And then since then, I've just been eating a little bit and a little bit more. I've just been eating salads with kimchi avocado and eggs. - Oh, that sounds fucking horrible. - You don't fuck with kimchi. Narrow. - So good. - The green is got to you, man. - No, I'm telling you, if you fuck with some kimchi, you'd be like, holy shit, this is good. - It's like coleslaw, right? - Yeah, but it's like, it's like-- - No, we had another vegetable enjoyer here. - I mean, I wouldn't go that far, but like, I eat like three vegetables. - Okay. - I don't eat vegetables really except for fermented ones. - Yeah, supposedly they're like, they stop cancer. - So good to belly. - Yeah, fermented-- - Wait, so it's sweet. - But if you had like pounded water, it would have barf newly dangerous, right? You could get, you could get, you're actually like the old guys with the fat ankles. - Yeah. - I would just get like puffy ankles. What causes that? It's called an edema. I think it's like sodium retention or something. - Okay. - But the point of this is like you go into this fast mode, it gets in your fat and you have actual liquid in your fat and that, and then you start pissing. - Did it smell? - I smelled like death. And my mouth tasted like mouth balls. - No, it tasted like, like when you're at the beach and there's like something that's been sitting like. - You're a doc and has a like fishy crab. - Crabby spit. - It's like a bass man on my mouth. - Death. - It was very like fish like. - Oh my god. - Well fat smells like fishy. - That's probably what it was. - Yeah. - And then what happens is you start burnt, so the point of a dry fast is supposedly according to like the small book I read. - You're, when your body, so if you're drinking water while fasting, your body doesn't go into full recovery mode. - But it's never enough, dude. - It's never enough. - I mean, I literally read this book and I was like, I wonder if this is real, I'm gonna try it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then Matt and the whole gang were fasting and I've been trying to do this for a while, but like I can't tell my wife I'm gonna fast 'cause she starts freaking out. - Yeah, I mean, they think you're gonna die. - They just were like, well, they're just, they're just like what you're doing. - It's called shit testing. - Yeah, shit, shit, shit, shit testing. But your body starts to burn your fat to find water in your fat. - That's fucking crazy. - I was pissing, dude, I was pissing the whole time. I never stopped pissing. - The whole time. - I was, dude, I was sending, you weren't in the group chat. - No, no, no. - I was sending pictures. - He's got piss jokes. - Yeah, I was just taking pictures of my piss. - Why are you hitting drugs? - I had mansions to measure the mansions. - Oh, fuck, Jesus Christ. - He's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's like watching me piss naked in an amazing jar of the kitchen. Like, what are you doing? I'm showing my boys like that. I'm still pissing. - He's a scientist. He's a scientist. - You didn't marry a scientist, but I am one now. - You've become one. - People change, man. - People change. - Yeah, man, you don't know who you're marrying. - I know. - It unlocks certain things. - You just grow with them. - Yeah. - You grow together. - She wasn't a hairdresser. - I hear you. - Sometimes you go together, sometimes you grow apart. - Yeah. - Now she's a hairdresser. - Show me the rules for love and war and all sorts of all that. (laughing) - Yeah, I mean, that, like, do you feel better? - I feel incredible. - Really? - Like, that was, so I started doing yoga in the beginning of the year. After the fast, like, I'm doing everything, no aches and pains, like, fully, like, like, I'm just way more flexible. - I wonder what the fuck that, maybe inflammation's down? - Inflamaging. - What? - My inflammation's down. - What's that mean? - Combination of aging and inflammation. - He's going to turn. - Did you really? - Dr. August Dunning, going to turn. - I'll say that's a good, that's juice, honestly. - My guru. - Yeah, the fucking inflammation does cross everyone. - Crosses everyone. - Spade, I mean, he's in the fight for his life. - I know. - I just hear this, it's just this extreme stuff that I want. Like, I want this, I want this mania of, like, the feeling of, like, I'm on this insane journey or whatever. And I just literally just, I had no drive that, like, when you break this poison sugar, you just don't even want to do anything. - You're in detail. - I don't want to do anything, man. I'm fucking just here. - There's dudes, like, dudes get sober and they either get in a god or, like, lifting or some stuff like that. Like, once you break through, like, you're gonna have to, you're gonna find some other mission. That's gonna get you pumped up. And now I have to build a life around being able to go get beers, dude. I can't live like this. - Just make it once a week. - There's no way to live. - Yeah, no, if I just eat better. - Eat better, it's just like, I was eating beers. - I was eating, like, a grandma at night. - So was, I was pretty close to my friends. - Yeah, I was pretty close. - How many beers do you drink if you go out drinking beers? - Like, maybe cut that to, like, three. - That's what the dietitian chick was like, how about four? - Yeah. - What I mean to talk to-- - Show me the rules of love on the one hand. - Talk to me on the fourth beer, bro. - That's true. - And a hot girl comes up and goes, do you want another one? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're already flowing, yeah. - We're getting married. You don't even know. - You don't know this. Once you drop some weight, you're gonna be able to live a little bit more normal. - Oh yeah, I hope so, yeah. - Yeah, you just gotta spend some stuff you have in the savings. - You trying eight points of Guinness? - Yeah. - That's like four beers. - It's not a big. - Four beers worth alcohol and calories, too. - Whatever, dude. - Not for that. - Guinness has the less calories. - Yeah, way less calories. - Six health podcasts. - Yeah, right. - I mean, we would deal with that and then just Zoomers did. Zoomers are, they're gonna grind the world through a screeching halt. - Doing what? - Existing in the world as adults. - Oh, yeah, we're having a hard time. - They're physically impossible. - Oh, yeah, you were saying there's only text, only up to like $4.59. - It's growing pains, dude. It's the same shit when I was like, I'm telling you, I think to live in Dianna LA is like this awesome fucking 80s movie. But I think if you try to show it to them, it would be lost to them. Like I just watched true romance. It's like, dude, this is fucking amazing. I got to rewatch all these movies. - Dude, true romance is, it's a really good movie. I know Vince Gallo said he's a collage artist, but like, it really is, it's like the 90s movie. Brad Pitt's in it, James Gandalfini's in it. - Walking. - Walking's in it. - Walking in it. - You're also in it? - Walking in it. - What do you hear else in it? - No. - No, that's the girl in it. - No, that's not. - Patricia Arquette. - Patricia Arquette. - So hot. - Yeah, Dennis Hopper. Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walker. Walking in it, it's great scene. - I gotta rewatch that. - That's an eggplant scene. - But I haven't, yeah, that's like my dad's favorite movie thing. - It's a good stuff. - It's a good stuff. - What's it called? I still, we watched all those movies. - Slater, Christian Slater. - Years ago. And now it's been so long that I forget them, but I'm just gonna wait another 10 years and watch it with Mac. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I'm like, I'd rather see these with you. - Well, I was reading this thing about how Saudi Arabia is just mocking the fuck out of everybody and getting hands in or to make the new national anthem. - That's so sick. - So they're gonna have like a fucking soundtrack. - Maybe he's getting a hand-zimmer national anthem. - Yeah, dude. Damn. (laughing) - We got like a doge to start spending our money, right? - I'm thinking about emigrating. - Oh, don't get me started on that ancient, the ancient Venetian doge. - Yeah, black struck oil with the fucking, there's like-- - It's do 19 keys, kills me, yeah. - There's always been a doge, everything's Roman. Roman times there was a doge, was he the influencer or some shit? - No, you just hire the doge. Like the king will hire the doge to do the stuff that the king can't actually do, or there'd be an uprising. - So you get a doge. - And Elon's the doge. - Elon's the doge. Elon's a fucking front man. - He's a freak boy, dude. - Do you see his text, that chick? - Oh yeah. - Oh my god, dude. He's texting this Ashley St. Clairger, like I can't wait to knock you off again. - What's that she's saying? - She's some like right-wing influencer or some shit. - Come on, man, you tell me Limp Dick actually does it. It's all IVF. - Yeah, obviously. His dad says, yeah, he can't conceive. - Elon's dad said about his son. - Yeah. - Elon's dad's the best right now. - He killed three dudes. - Elon did. - Elon's dad. - He dispatched people into the next realm. - How? - They broke into his bush house. - Oh, fuck. - Dude, they wanted to take his daughter from Mootie. - What's Mootie? - The one they shrinked at. - They shrinked the heads. - Oh, Jesus Christ. - And they put him on the dashboard, like a dice in the mirror. It's called Mootie. - Mr. Musk killed three of them. - Yeah. - He dispatched them. - And he's talking about his dirty Harry's gun. - Yeah, he had a fucking 357 Magnum. There was 52 shots from them, three from him. Or, yeah, two from him killed three people. - How'd he kill two people with three shots? Or three people with one through the other? - I think they're the stars lying family. - Yeah, I think they're the most rungo. - Yes, I think like the lizard movie. - Yeah. - He's like, I killed three people with one bullet. - That's funny, 'cause like there's people, the people make jokes about like, the major unicorn stuff. And they're like, that's just from monsters. - Monsters Inc. - Yeah, I haven't watched kid movies in a long time. - That's all I watch, I'm serious. - Moana, too, you good? - Moana, too sucked. - Really? - I let my kids watch a movie like three or four movies a week. 'Cause like, don't get them hooked on that. That's my whole life. - It's the only screen time you can get. - Right, so I'm like, if you're gonna sit down and watch the show at the end of the night, I don't want you watching these fucking shows. Watch a movie. That way like, you start to learn like, - Yeah, the whole story is it. - And like, you can sit for two hours. - You don't want them on TikTok. - I don't want them watching like, - Everything else that they make for kids is so bad right now. - Really? - It's crazy. - It's like weird mind kids. - It's like high speed, college, like, the stuff they make for adults, isn't it? - No, I'm just saying, continuing the cycle of abuse with like, cocoa mountain shots. - But I'll show them like, good scent. Like, I thought Robin Hood, the Robin Hood movies are animated. The old Disney movies have good lessons in them. - Okay, man. - Like, there's a lot of like, stop snitching. - They're racist. - Oh, chill. (laughs) - It's like, there's a scene in Pinocchio where Jiminy Cricket goes to tell that Pinocchio's joined the circus and then he stops and he goes, but that would be snitching. So I'm not gonna do that. (laughs) - I was like, fuck yeah, these are good lessons. - The movie is so dark. - So fucking spooky. - Yeah, if you're lie, your nose grows. - Do not like that out there. - But it's all about capturing children and selling them into. - And then he whiskers to him. He's like, I'm taking these kids to my island to, yeah, and the fox is like, ooh, what the fuck did you do? - I'm serious. - I feel like my whole life is so dark is different because of that. - If you go back and rewatch it. - Yeah. (laughs) - That's all I wanna do. - If you go and color money, got me. - Oh, color money. - I was too young for that. And then I didn't, I watched a hustler before I watched color money. - Okay, yeah. - That shit. - Same. - Talk about a sports movie that makes you cry. - Bro. - That movie. Filmed I did the same thing you told me to watch hustler and then color of money. Yeah, yeah got a hammer of a break I never got to do that. I love Tom Cruise, dude. Yeah, and he's that's what I'm saying like don't gonna be a Scientologist I'm not gonna be a Scientist eventually. Yeah, I I respected it. Nothing nothing. I respected as a technology and I can like Tom your boys got you he doesn't have me. He hits me like every three months. He'll hit me with a Pull out the book fully annotated this thick dude annotations throughout the whole whole whole fucking shit is reading now There's multiple right dude. He's got courses. There's all sorts of just one book here about Did you read that article about Neil Gaiman? I heard he's been better. Well, that's not what's interesting about the art I mean that's also interesting, but Dude was raised in Scientology, and his parents were like the English representative of Alron Hubbard like they were high up Fatons high level things see or know things, right? I don't know The microscopic aliens are in your Time at the mid accolades Were they see work they were see or they were wow and he was on the boat as a child He was raised in the shit holy shit, and they so Scientologists also believe that children are small adults So they discipline them the same way that they discipline adult. I don't like that. That's a good What slippery slope it's tie with Crowley Alron Hubbard like met him and that he wasn't like in with them. What from my understanding? He wrote a Pam Crowley wrote a pamphlet about how to start a religion this I Don't have it. Yeah, you're close. I read about this. Yeah, but he at the time Crowley went to LA He was trying to set up a business where he would sell his seamen Mail order I think come on cuz I don't know is he up college degree is he ever six foot? He's well, he's real posh You know he comes for money. He does, but he I mean that seamen has got to be low grade because he was a fucking junk Yeah, true. He was a garbage can they he it was Elron Hubbard was shown with the Parsons from JPL. Yeah, the the rocket guys. Yes. Yeah, yeah, so then they were all met up with Crowley Yeah, it is and For real, but him and like I think Ray Bradbury all the science fiction guys from that era Even the ones that didn't start religions were like hanging with Crowley when he came to LA and Crowley was like a pioneer and like drug cocktails Was it so he was making like concoctions, which would be like Tiny bit of this he had it down something something. It's all about dosing dude with dosing and timing Yeah, he would hit you with like it's just technically magic and then a little bit later You get hit with this and he would have like a three-part drink and it would be like like those dudes would eat like three grams of hash And then have like an opium tea. That would have me on come back tune, bro But you can like you're a magician like that you can't orchestrate a night Yeah, you started saying like demons names and shit and had people with a pound of hash and some acid that way to the sky is fucking the wizard There's there's that remember the yoga dude in Austin What was it maybe holy hell? Oh, yeah, he was like doing like rituals and then giving them acid without them No, yeah, they would just come online and be like holy fuck this guy knows Crowley wasn't in the bathroom. No Crowley was into opium and like I think early peyote Oh, but he would have like parties and they would all drink. I can't remember where I read this But in LA in LA. Yeah, they had a house. And that's where Elrond Hubbard's bum ass was that dude owed his wife money He just ran around the type right here. See that movie the master. No Is it about Elrond Hubbard? They say I break they say that right. Yeah, it's Philopsy more Hoffman What's it in Joaquin Phoenix Amy Adams? I'm I've been off the movies for so long. I do that's good man. You have a life. I got a brother con It's realistic. Yeah, it's really whatever you want to do that. I mean, I think it's why Philopsy more often got popped Are you serious? I think that that was they are powerful. It makes sense and they do that with the drugs and stuff and there were Yeah, I really missed acid. No, it wasn't that it was pay. No, it was ain't died for like cocaine. Yeah So he would have been like early peyote days. I still don't understand why all the Beatles and everyone were like such like so on his dick Because he was cool. Well, okay. He is like a huge part of like what modern England is like like he was part he was he took it from the eight hundred's he was like politician status kind of not really but he's like a fancy guy from a fancy family. Trump Yeah, but he didn't do anything they say it's like a man No, no, no his his dad was like a minister or something. No I'm saying they're saying they say Alex or Crabley is Barbara Bush's dad. Well, you know, I think that is yeah William Campbell Oh, yeah, right. Okay, okay He looks a lot like him right the reason they didn't put him twice on the cover of Sergeant Peppers because they thought people would think he was Paul Are you serious? Yeah, dangerous Chris. Yeah, I just never understood like why they got I also have never read is like books and shit like that I think it's what you get into if you're like like Jimmy Page. It's something to get into. Yeah, I was on a subway with him He had a fucking book in his trench coat. Have you started reading that shit and like it's not like the internet now You know now the internet you can get into some shot it. Yeah, you can get some shit for the night You'd be like, oh, well, I might be a fucking this or that Superimpose yourself ever screenshots. I'll talk about it I think also he was like a rock star. Yeah, the early nineteen hundreds like he was a rich guy He liked to climb mountains. He did whatever the fuck he wanted. Yeah, and his whole like do whatever you want Do what that will do with the whole of the whole if you're rocking back then you're like Using fish on women and stuff using fish on what was Jimmy Page's big thing? What it was not like the groupie story Jimmy Page like put a fish in some girls with China. I never heard that like the peak of like crazy I don't think Crowley would have thought that that was the great word. I don't But I think that Crowley was closeted and he had an any I don't know. I keep on honestly to severed so I get a severed The idea of this show severance is like you have a they can split your mind So your any will go to work for you. Fed's watching this. Yeah, so like your Audi is like so you have an Audi life and in any life Yeah, and you go to work and you hit this like elevator type thing and you're like then you're in He's in at work then then then that is it funny. Dude. It's fucking weird. I mean Ben Stiller made it so it's kind of funny Like I don't know best over does a lot of dark comedy stuff. Yeah, but like There's this subplot in it with John Tutoro and Christopher walk and fall in love But Christopher walk in's Audi is actually gay and married and I think John Tutoro's Audi is straight What is in his gay, but I might be making that up because I'll be backwards Because there's one scene where John Tutoro starts banging on Christopher walk in his door like we're in love like I need to see you and like it's real life or any life I don't know I keep watching like I think his any is gay and his Audi straight. I don't know That's why I might have made that up though. I'd be I make shit up constantly Especially fall asleep watching it. It's not confusing. Yeah, it's it I fall asleep every time I put it on Dude Fed fell asleep during white load of season three. Yeah, cuz he was like yeah Wasn't too bad, but did you watch the end? Then he was like no, I fell asleep. I'm like Jesus fucking Christ. Did you watch that? I don't know why they're trying to do this though. I'll tell you why this is my this is my It's my favorite why mark. That's a Kennedy who they don't stop. That's a Kennedy that kids a Kennedy What yeah, man? The one that wants to bang his brother. Yeah, his brother is supposed to jailboat with him bro We never did that. I never that's why they answer sick. I always left out of all these cool parties Have you haven't seen white lettuce? I saw the first season or some of it. Yeah, that's Schwarzenegger's kid and he's marriage He married Maria. Yeah. Yeah, JFK sister. What the fuck are you talking to me and do a season? It just came out last Sunday in Parker Posey. Yeah, Parker Posey's in it But like not to give her away like the home-owned session with spoiler The episode's totally normal guys shaping up to be something nice the very end the two brothers are in a hotel room And he's like, oh, it's gonna be hard to jerk off with you in here and his brother like sits up and smiles at him Then he like saunders to the bathroom like dick and balls and ass out and like turns around like cheekily closes the door Embarrassed man ritual because and it's no reference. There's no like I don't know where out of nowhere. Just brother J. O. Buds like Yeah Not my bag. I was like like you told me you were like to watch it if you want Yeah, it's pretty taboo and I was like I love taboo You love taboo. You're not that taboo, but I was like I'm tapping out. I told my parents early finally found your line My parents were like did you watch the new white Lotus? I was like mom and dad. Please don't watch this And they were like why I was like, it's very offensive. They're like if you're saying it's offensive We're not gonna tell you I'm telling you I wanted to I don't know. I gotta lay off watching all things for now I have to clean myself and just read books and fucking get ready to start I'm like fuck now because I want to keep watching white loads to see if that was like some if that's like a prank It'll be the funniest thing ever. Hey, man. I'm not gonna hold you bro. It ain't I might stop then you're gonna just hit you with Like it's like sissy hit now at this level everything they make like they do it like gladier to his trash Fucking I just tried to watch it. Yeah, I don't watch it bro. I heard about this Maybe the brutalist I'm like, oh, this will be cool whoa bro can't watch it when I come to the apprentice I was like this looks like they made it on my way here No, it's good, but I can't the way they shoot movies now fucks me up No, but you came in at the end. I'm telling you the style of cinema. Oh, that's what you're saying I thought you were saying in general. No, no, no, no the when it's the 70s. It looks like a moon That's kind of cool. Okay, yeah, it looks 80s and then there's a home video And dude the fucking guy Sebastian Stancer. He's like Luke Skywalker, Mando, no video He fucking is gaining weight throughout the movie so I'm like the stuff these actors do it's crazy like Jeremy strong is like losing weight becoming a gay Roy Cohn. Oh, and Trump through Trump's I don't know if it's a fat suit or what bro, but they put he puts on like face fat like he gets fat They could probably do it digitally now, too. I don't think that I think this looks real They don't have transformers. The movie's really like kind of gross to watch because it's like a gross version of Trump He's like got his belly out. He's like ripping cheeseballs down at the jaw at the Taj Mahal I just don't understand they put rape on people so easily and it's like dude the beaks you have to have inside you to rape It's from Ivan is biography. I know, but still obviously that's I believe I'll believe all women. I don't do we've been over this I thought you were saying that you were like I was like this is shot where you like this is how they shoot movies now I was like and you know, no, no, it's in that movie each part like And like as the movie goes on he's getting like fatter. I'm like dude. He did it. I wouldn't I mean dude I have struggling with this. Yeah. How the fuck did I do this? Remember Dallas-Bias club. Yeah, fucking remember the machinist these guys lose weight like McConnay lost on a weight for that Yeah, professionals with them though. I know I hear you still don't take that away from them the professional They did that so they should stand gain that weight then he's gonna go come back. I think he's in like a Marvel thing Yeah, maybe they come back with test or something. They all got that's what Sandy they got a big farmer like on their ass I have shooting them up like every single I mean dude You're talking to a guy read the muscle and fitness is I did their workout plans. Do you guess what you don't start to look like Wolverine? Look exactly the same might have a kink neck. That's about it. All of it to your tea and stuff. Yes, dude You can't like he's he's saying the um you're a snack monster though like those guys might be salads What do you mean like you can't get gas without getting like a twinkie? I got a water Yeah, it might be bad. He's fucking really. He's talking. He's might be the key. Yeah nice try You were going to like CVS and the guy behind you getting like three nerds ropes and a mountain doing you're like I did it every day going to work. He's saying fucking some of glutes eyes aren't that bad and they're getting a silo I'm not saying they're not that bad What's that? What's a nerd's rope? Yeah, no, that is not Is that what it was epic? It's cool. Is that what is epic? Yeah, I was epic to send me glutes I know I was talking to a dude about The OP ones. Yeah, I was just like yeah, pro aren't those things like super bad and make your bones hollow and the guy was like He had no fucking dog in the fight because he wasn't talking to a morbidly obese man He was just shooting me straight because there was none in the room and fucking he was like dude. Thanks The MI as a fucking man He was saying that like The shit coming out about is epic like obviously Died and exercises what you should do to lose weight and you know, we're in this go-go-go world This random stranger talking about is epic my boy Sawyer. Well, I got my blood work done Oh, okay, and they go with a four a 45 minute overview while your blood work and shit blood work came out straight He recommended a is epic. No, no, we didn't that's what say we're just bullshit I was like go because he was talking to actually about like L. Cardinine or something like that And it's like real good for losing weight, but he's like dude, you're good like you don't really need this shit But then we started talking about ozampic. I was like bros It making people's like bones hollow and stuff like that and he was like dude like If you're smashing ozampic every day like yeah, you're gonna get fucked up But you would if you drank beer or alcohol is ozampic like do you get a dose or is it like oh shot? But is it like injectable every day you do it or is it like I'm about to go to a pizza party? I think there's like different strokes for different folks. So like you could be taking ozampic every other day There's people who micro doses that ozampic and all this stuff. So like there's I mean it depends on always a needle Yeah, the thing that freaks me out about it is like they push these things so like Over the they'll push it like they brand it. They're like yo, here's this and they put it into the consciousness Like do you don't even need to do that? I watched that fucking apprentice movie and I'm sitting there figuring out I bought fat burner pills on a fucking mad wand Yeah, just cuz I watched trump get liposuction old school labs good brand, you know what are fat burner pills for my genics? It's just a cool looking thing and I was like this on speed. That's what I said I don't want to get addicted. Yeah, yeah, you have it strong enough will it wire smoke a bowl of ice every Sorry, my good nosing meth Yeah, I'm known men that tried and failed at that Do a little bit everyone tells me like you get a couple good rips on meth and like you get like a week of W That star in super Mario or you just run through all the fucking turtles. I mean must have been I was thinking about it This this morning. I was like man. It's crazy like when caffeine hit because they make it like Here's this daydream and man kind of and I was thinking it's so nuts that we're getting the point where the dough just gonna say If you you're gonna have to get normal liquor you can't keep up. Yeah, but all this shit is like a world before caffeine must have been weird I'm so slow that team chat. I'm still slow without sugar. It's saying before tea before caffeine I'm not all world. I'm talking about before the beans, man. Okay, the beans are wicked. Yeah, I mean these are all great Yeah, but it changed the world if everybody get on 100% yeah, so if everybody you just keep doing this like They do our whole world's based on alcohol nicotine caffeine. Yeah, he'll hold debunk and then rebunk drugs for you They're all it's all those it does. It's all dude. It's all susceptible. It's all like suggestibility too. Yeah, what do you mean like? If like let's say alcohol just came out right it would be a public health craze But they'd be like do this shit makes people puke they like fucking. Oh, yeah, it's poison wives This is insane like your alcohol was just like a a thing that popped up that someone discovered if it wasn't just for the guys Have fun. It'd be bath salts a for y'all and that's fake what people eating faces That is and also bad salts were just that's fake. Yeah, it was a guy who's literally fucking psychotic On a while they're trying to get keep fucking bath salts, but yeah, they get you know what it is. It's because it sells Yeah, so like if you're trying to sell ad space and you like a big bad salt new crazy drug that the kids are doing and someone ate someone's face You're getting so many eyes can get so many clicks. Yeah, but it's like That's right hitting stuff. Oh the fuck you do I think it's used for addiction treatment too, right? Yeah, you said that. I never knew about that It's it's it controls urges is that like what how does this shit work? I have no fucking idea Honestly, I never like looked into it I just know a bunch of people who get it and they me they get like a fucked up looking face and lose a ton of weight But I also heard that it like attacks muscle first. So I mean for me. I you I'd rather I'm gonna fight to fucking ounce of muscle or I'll you take inches on as I'm not getting now come on man Don't do that to build this come on there. Can't go there. Wait, so is that big eats weight your muscles supposedly? That's not the but this could just be I don't know what the fuck the believe anymore go for shirtless summer No, I'm just going for a healthy bill, you know what I mean? Like I Should go for shirtless summer. I'm not like the minute I put any labels on anything I started fucking speed wobbling fuck it up. If you drive around that truck no shirt like 90% of the time you be chilling I would get pulled over I can't drive around in that truck in Kensington with no shirt on they would think I'm copying If you popped out of the while on no shirt on cop if you were jacked They would think I'm trying to score You keep your head down your work. Can't have an '06 GMC Sierra with no shirt on this back then cop If you're jacked enough you can yeah, maybe the couples yours a good day sir, but I think that Rufor shit Which one Rufors are becoming like fucking Tony Robbins now Rufor oh no, you said me no dude. That's not that's not like they're becoming all contractors have conferences here It's fucking crazy. Yeah, you just you just solve contractor conference for the rufors are proud of West Watson, right? Yeah Yeah, you sent me that yeah a roofing like um, what do you call it a conference? Roofing conference hired West Watson He all started calling them like fucking Pussies and you're all fucking fat fuck you and start talking shit to them What happened? Nothing. What are you gonna do motivational speakers for contractors is a dark plate. It's a sad place It's like a fucking porn convention It's like an avian award. Yeah, yeah, but Rufors just having the worst dude because Rufors are all They're usually all out of fucking sobriety. Yeah, they get into roofing and that just why is it I've no clue why is Rufing like the first? It's the easiest one Carpet roofing there. They're easy to start. I thought people doing carpet were usually still on meth Well, dude, I mean Rufors aren't sober, but like they're like working like you like get up and get to work early Yeah, you're days done like you're really killing it if you're a rufor. Yeah, you're getting a lot of shit done Less carpet guys all bro. That was a different animal. Yeah, let's guys all stream the N word in public 2013 just straight up hit a guy. Holy shit pain rufors carpet. We're this the low. That's the low totem pole Yeah, those are the only dudes ever got in the beast with Anytime I drop the truck or a dumpster for a rufor it is an immediate fucking problem like someone's there to fight you Yeah, dude so angry all the fucking time. I have no idea why everyone else is cool shit rufors just for some reason We're like oil and water would never really fucking like each other But anyway fucking semi-glutants. I don't know if they fucking you should try him as he'll be on me No, I wouldn't try that I don't I Fucking love pre-workout bro. Let's pre-work out. It's like it's like a story - Speedy drink. - It's caffeine with like nitric oxide and stuff that like pumps you up. And like I'm fucked up from it just because I was taking it when it first came out and that shit was like, it's like quail, it's dude. - Why don't you just go full net? - I do, now I just drink coffee and fucking work out and try to stay somewhat fucking healthy. But like, you just get into like a dependency. - Yeah, you do the calf, nicotine. And you drink pre-workout. - What? - You just drink coffee, take nicotine. - Yeah. - And you drink pre-workout. - Yeah. - Your heart's gonna blow up, bro. - I know. - It's fucked up. - Yeah, I'm trying to stop, I need help. That's what I fucking got. I got like this, this is the thing that fucks me up though. I get my blood work done, never known vegetable hater. Hate the fucking things. No nutrient deficiencies whatsoever. - You drink smoothies and like little shakes and stuff. - Not really dude. Nothing to move in you. - Well if you're eating red beef, you should be getting everything you need. - That's what I'm saying. So I don't like, I'm real confused on that shit but I don't want to start injecting. I don't fuck with that at all. - I don't understand that so many people do it. Dude, it's like they're literally just getting people dependent. Like dudes who are on TRT are trannies. Like you are getting like, that's why I tell my boy right. As a dude, that is your gender of firm and care. You fucking bodied all your shit and now you need to get testosterone from fucking Pfizer or some shit and you're gonna, you have to take it for the rest of your life. - Yeah, it shrinks your balls and I got nothing to care for. - I got nothing in that department. - Yeah, balls. - Grapes. - Damn dude. - Nothing crazy. - Nothing I was blessed with. - You have big balls. - Fat balls, man. - It's the only thing I've ever had a woman be like you. - I swear to God dude. Dude, I swear to God, I've never, I've only, he's all bald. Dude, I've only, I'm dead honest with you. I've got negative penis comments in my life. - I'm having flashbacks to what I was on your couch. - Dude, I'm getting negative. - I have got, dude, you used to call it the wizard. - EJ, pull out a little closer. - It's your wizard. It hurts 'cause it's sharp. - But I've got negative, I've got animal penis comments. I've gotten in break up conversations, negative penis and breath comments. And breath comments. I'll live with that. - No, you had a dead tooth. - Yeah, that was back 18. - You had a dead tooth, dude. - But every go to every girl, they're like, you're fucking breath stinks anyway, I'm like fuck you. - It's alright, you found the one bro. - Yeah, no, she just doesn't kiss me. - But, dude, two things I've never, I've only gotten praise or shock for, load volume and ball. - Yeah, I forgot, yeah. - I wish you had volume. - And I'm still in your North Shit 42, still killing it. - You saving opera just like it could be back-to-back, no problem. - I only come on Sunday. I told you, you texted me. You were like, "You ready guys? I can get my cookies down to you right now." - I can get my cookies down to you right now. - You hit before you came. Every Sunday, I make love to my wife. It's the only day I come. - Holy shit. - I did not know that, that's kind of gross. - You were smelling your sleeven shit on the car right here. - No, that was a different story, 'cause I thought I'd spill cat and me nasal sprays. - Nah, every Sunday, I only come once a week. - I'd never knew you had fucking big balls. - Huge, dude. - Nah, yeah, I mean, I used to have a small dick. (all laughing) - I don't know. - Yeah, I've never seen other man's balls either. - Yeah, I've never really ball watched. - I've seen like, yeah, yeah. - Come on, man, don't do that. - When it's all wrecked and they're all fucking, I'm talking, I've never seen like a wrestling set. - Ball, right. - Like I've seen dudes' dicks. - Yeah, yeah. - But I've never like, - No one's pulling their balls out of this. - No, there's been like, check out my balls. - I don't know if you got into the whole, like-- - We used to brain people. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That was really big when I was in high school. - I saw a lot of balls, and I forgot. - I think like, seeing a set of balls hanging, though. - Yeah, that's like, seeing a flop. - You can't tell what they're working with. - That was like the brain. - Remember who was like, you only go. - Nah, I remember kids did it in high school. I was like, holy shit, you guys have hair on those things? - Yeah, that's mine, there's nothing to write home about. It's like if you were picking through gays like, oh shit, I like this one's pretty big. - You might've gotten cariny balls, or canny bird. Canny bird's the big bird's small balls. - That's what I got. - Skurs big balls, small balls. - That's a fucking, my nuts are literally nothing to write home about, not that amount. - It's probably because you fap and drink all the speed, too. - Come on, dude. - What, dude? - You're gonna act like you don't fap. - Holy come on Sunday, dude. But I'm saying, you're a whole life. - I probably fap more than anyone else in my life. - Yeah, until I've made this promise of myself less. - You front load of the fapping. - I front load of the fapping. - That's why I won't even go day to day, like every day. At this point, I rarely fucking beat it. - You shouldn't. You live with a woman, it's just-- - It feels dirty, yeah, it feels very insane, but every now and then, you know. - If you live with a chick, it makes the situation hostile. I learned over the years. - Oh yeah. - 'Cause you're like, fuck, you are fap. Like, I get right there. Like, I don't have to put up with anything. - Yeah, whatever I want. (laughing) - Any flavor. Yeah, that's-- - And also, I only have my phone, and Mac uses my phone all the time. - Yeah, that's sad. - So, like, I just stopped looking at porn, 'cause it's like, if he ever caught porn on my phone. - Oh, yeah, I mean, that's-- - The rest of my life. - You're a kid finding your gun in your room loaded. - Yeah. - That's a life-hander, dude. - You'd be like, oh yeah, my dad watches something, like, it would be such a disastrous event for the little guy. - It's waiting. - I popped it up and was like-- - That was-- - I make sure it doesn't happen, 'cause him and Maggie use my phone. They pick my phone. Like, Mac knows how to do everything on my phone. Like, he'll text people. - Yeah, yeah. - Like, if Kevin's supposed to bring him a HermitCrab cage, he'll just take my phone to like-- Oh, cool, Kevin. Where's my HermitCrab cage? Like, he'll just start hammering 'em. So, the last thing I want to do is have him open in. It's just like-- - You remember MTV True Life? - Vagely, I was like, the tail end of that. - Yeah, there was his one where I was like, True Life, I'm addicted to porn. - Christ, and that stopped him from watching porn. - Still did it, bro. So, I know this is disgusting, but he had to fucking use. Now what they're up against is-- - So, he made his password as kids' names. - Yes. - And then he would go fat. - To get on into a mature site he needed to write his kids' names in there. Now, dude, it's done. Like, it is so done, it's not even funny. The gambling and porn addiction that these kids are coming up with is atrocious. - Kevin, Kevin up north, his wife does gambling in Vermont. And she said, March is the big month where it all kicks off. So, gambling awareness month. - Yeah, dude, fucking scene. - Everything that I don't understand is like, all my boys do it and they do it on like, draft kings and shit. And they're like doing crazy bets. It's like, you got to pay taxes on this. - I don't understand like, the thrill of gambling when you're like-- - I mean, it's thrilling. If you have 30 fucking grand on the line and you're watching dudes score like fucking freaking out. - I don't know, it's just not my twist. - It's not mine either, thank God, dude. I always used to think about that shit. - It's definitely not mine. - I would get my paycheck and go-- - Did you just put up 30 grand? - On a lacrosque. - I was painting a house and-- - Who the fuck are these people? - Psychos. - Who are these fat fucking rich people you hang out with? - Jack. - Ripped honestly. - Yeah, I was painting a house, I was painting an apartment for college kids and they had 10 grand on a college football game. - That's insane. - Just college kids had 10 G's and I was like, how the fuck, and the whole job I was doing was like 2200. - I was like, I'll pump up, I'm like, this is $2,000. - That's fucking-- - It treated me like a fucking servant. - Yeah, it's getting dark with that. The skill games are still-- Do you have skill games in New York? - What is a skill? - Games of skill on the machines. It's not gambling, they're games of skill. - I'm like, what kind of machine-- - Like on a-- - In the corner stores and shit? - No, I haven't seen a-- - Holy fuck, bro, they are so bad. They're gambling machines that, like, you know how the, like, you know I'm a vending machine works where you can, like, buy vending machines and hit up a store by go, can I put a vending machine in there in place? They have that for gambling machines. And, like, there's one on, uh, fuck, is it algania? I've never something like that. And there's, like, seven of them. And there's a security guard telling the-- Like, dudes are addicted to gambling, rolling in there, smashing the fucking button, saying, like, this thing's broke, this is bullshit. And they'll, like, a dude will walk in, the guy will be like, dude, someone with 2500 on that. I was like, I got my car-- - The machine's hot. - The machine's hot. - Literally, like, they're hitting these dudes with it. And these guys are coming in there, like, $20. Just munching. - That's one. - Like, the Bodeg is post all their lottery winners. - Yeah. - So people are like, oh, these guys sell the good tickets. - That's it. - Yes, yes. - He just lottery free. - I'm a real auto. But I have been pretty good lately. I haven't played. - Scratch off her. - How no. - No? (laughing) - He plays the numbers. - I play the big ones. - Oh, you play, like, the power balls? - Yeah. - He's a man of clas. - Give her one anything. - Yeah, a couple. But I always like get my tickets bought and stuff, but it's tough to come into more than just like a couple of tickets worth of money. It's really hard to get. There are guys that do-- - There are guys, like, stats and math guys that know how to do it. - And they can hit, like-- - They can more than often? - Yeah. Yeah, I don't understand any of that shit. - How much does a lot of ticket, like, five bucks? - No, it's $2. - It's gonna go up to five or 10. - It's gonna be an unripe thing. - Yeah, it'd be a fucking uprising, bro. - That's my worst shit when I go to get gas. - No, but like-- - Scratch them. - The serious ones are the numbers. You can play all day. They draw like every couple of minutes. - What? - Yeah. - So you just buy a ticket and wait. - Yeah. - Just three numbers or something. - That's fucking fine. - And they're these, they come out. They're the ones that they have to print out, you know? They come out with these. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I see the dudes coming out like the fucking thing. - Oh my god. - Is that what people are doing when they're in front of you? And you're like trying to get gas? - Yeah. - Yeah. - And you're like, and they're like 37, 20. - Yeah. - What the fuck. - And they draw every like half hour. - It must be crazy rolling up there. Low IQ individual, like 36, 25, 21, 17. - You got to just-- - No, I've played the same numbers every time. Every time. - I mean, that's my opinion. - It's fun, though, man. When I was a little kid, my dad would be pulling the gas station like we'd be working together. And I was like shifting his truck. like we're talking and you'd be like, I'm gonna go and get something. What numbers do you think? And I'd be like, oh dude, I was just gonna use to do this to me. - Magical thing and I'd be like, oh. - It was nice when they would have it on the evening news. Like, we had to do the balls. - And the balls would hit, you'd be like, fuck yeah. - Yeah, I get the nostalgic memor berries whenever I, like, we were watching the apprentice and I was just watching the Trump family sit down and eat and I'm like, man, I think we ate dinner when I was little. That was a long time ago. - Do you still do like, if you watch channel six at five, like it'll be like, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. - Fuck if I'm playing that, I just see clips on like, YouTube and stuff. - I don't sit there at five o'clock and like, 10 years ago you got your bombshells. - Yeah, but they got fuck news on me. - You watch, fuck it out. - They don't watch local news anymore. - They don't have the fucking thing. - Watch Jesse, dude. - But they have, like, I'm talking like-- - Dude, they're crazy with it, dude. - They're losing their minds, dude. - It is so, and my dad is only watching different versions of World War II shows. - I mean, male and male and male and female in the Mediterranean is insane. - I got them, I'm like, that's fucking-- - Seriously thinking about going down there and like, fucking intervening. I mean, like, we're shutting the news off for a moment. - Oh, dude. - It's-- - Wouldn't hurt, man. - It's fucking crazy every time. - Yeah, keep an eye on them because the Murdoch family is changing up. It's succession. And they're gonna switch to Lib. - I would love it. - Yeah, so they're gonna, they're slowly-- - They're gonna live out like that. - Ships winning. - This is the shit I was-- - Ships winning in the world. - This is the shit. - That's the can't, isn't it? You sick freak? - Yeah. - I love it. - It wasn't even sick freak. She's hot. - It's cakey, so hot. - I'm saying it's hot. - She has a big butt, yeah. - So I like her dynamic with the husband. That guy had me going a little-- - Tom? - What? - Tom Maldon? - She was like, cheeky breakfast there? - Yeah. - We're having like, on their wedding night, she was like, I'm still gonna fuck other guys. I mean, they had to deal with it. - This is what I'm saying with the taboo. Like, I'm glad that White Lotus got them on something. - I like taboo and film because I'm like, this is spicy, this is-- - When I first heard about cucking, I was like, my fucking eyes were bleeding crying. And like, you were like, oh, yeah. - You evil to the world. - You're like, I can get into that. And I'm like, I can get into it. - That is scary. - That's like you saying you would champ a fucking plane actor. Like, you cannot get into cucking. - I can't myself in my personal life. - When he was young, talking a lot of shit when he was young, he's like, oh, yeah, you know. But to me, I was just like, dude, this is horrifying. - Yeah. - That's up there with the devil for me, bro. - I'm saying like, I'm not into it, like demonic possessions coming into my life. - I was like, you know what I'm trying to do? Get you into cucking, I'm like, absolutely not. - Yeah, you would throw that chair away. - But I'm saying, if it popped up in a movie, I'm like, damn, that's kind of spicy. So it's just like-- - Yeah, well, anyway, the succession-- - They're going to switch. They're going to switch up to like a more-- - Dude, my dad's gonna get into cucking. - Dude, they're just gonna-- - Dude, my dad's gonna trans. - They're gonna usher 'em into like a more liberal, kind of a mindset or whatever. And this is the shit I was talking to EJ before you guys got here about how they're trying to say that they de-throened Joe Rogan and the mightest touch boys and now the number one podcast or whatever. And this is like all mainstream media. They're sitting there and it might have been five, might be Fox or CNN. It's one of the mainstream guys, but they're all kind of becoming one company. They're pushing, they're gonna say, these guys just did this with their own blood, sweat, and tears like this fucking shit. These guys couldn't be more connected to the deep state. - Massa. - The old entertainment, the old guard of entertainment. - Dude, their dad is diabolical with what he's been up to. The people he's been up to. - They were the mightest brothers there. - I'll tell you right now. - I'll see you soon. - EJ, well you said who made the deal with the devil? We were talking about this right before you guys got it. - Faustian Bargain weekend. - The weekend, so. - 100%. - No, I know, I-- - He's got it inside. - I have a friend who met with his manager and literally, dude was drunk and was like, deal with the devil. - Yeah, see. - These might as such guys are like, they came at Portinoid. Me and Billy saw, me and Billy saw him coming at Portinoid. Is that how we know him? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was something going on. It was like a little spiver, spy action, might as such for his Portinoid about some-- - Probably money. - They were drumming on numbers. But dude, the years ago, in like, 2018 or 2019, this dude fucking on Instagram, his name is Johnny Miami. He's a porn star. He went and shot up Trump's hotel down in Florida. The door was like-- - I can't remember. - Dancing Bear, dude. He's from Dancing Bear. - He's a dancing bear. - Shut the fuck up. (laughing) - That's my scene. - So this dude-- - My wife goes away, she gets kind of frisky. - This dude gets interrogated and he starts dropping these names, Kenny Mussell. - Crazy shit. - Kenny Mussell's and Mark Garagas. These are the guys that run puff daddy. Oh, the shit, nobody gave a fuck about it. Now that did he, like, now we know what he was up to, the mightest touch dude's like, their dad was wrapped up in. Like, you remember the fat boys? - Yeah, the rappers. - The rappers. - Yeah. - So this dude Kenny Mussell is, he, like, fucking, became friends with the fat boys. Followed the next iteration of this was like, "Father MC or something." And then there's this dude, Sean Colam, so he was doing A and R for that album. And that means what? - Counselor, sea of artists and repertoire. It's like a liaison between a recording artist and a recording artist. - Who was his fucking daddy, though? - Who? - Puffy? - Who was he working under? The little fancy sweet boy. - Yeah, what's his name? - Sonsboy. - Clive Davis. - Clive Davis, yeah. - It's not my boy, but. - I watched one documentary on it. - Yeah, but, um, what do you call it? Fuck you. - I feel good movie. - He goes, he goes, uh, diddy goes to Kenny and he's like, "Yo, man, will you represent me?" And then he teams up with fucking diddy back when diddy was 19. - And he killed someone. - Who did, diddy or the man? - Yeah, he was responsible for a few deaths in a big club scene that he like promoted some big party. And then there was a stampede and like three people died. - Yeah, but this guy, these guys, dad, he does Sean Corms, Lady Gaga, The Weekend, Usher, Nicki Minaj, does fucking, then his boy, like Ben, Kenny Son, he works for this dude, Garagas. He was wrapped up in whitewater, Roger Clinton, Claire Bronfman, did the Michael Jackson lawsuit, David Carradine. Help. - David Carradine's death. - He helped get rid of something for one of the, the main guy from the village people. - Damn. - Like a crazy list of. - And now these two dudes have a podcast. - Oh no. - Yeah, like so, yo, he, the one guy Kenny made, one of Rihanna's albums, big, but then his boy was defending Chris Brown. So it's just like a money go round. - Yeah, right. - They did the Colin Kaepernick, the Neethan. They did Josie Smellett. Like they do all this high-profile shit. But the mainstream media is like, these guys came out of nowhere, man. Oh yeah, they just get a microphone. You can, you can de-throw and Joe Rogan. - And they're not even really de-throwing, Joe Rogan. - No, it's all fake. - Release 10 episodes a day. - It's like Hawk II a girl. They were saying 10 million views in episodes. - They're just juicing what happened. - I mean, she was before her time. I mean, she could have done a lot better. If she just was giving the opportunity to just chill out a little bit. - Yeah, it's crazy. It's just crazy that they're doing that. - That's wild. - That's what the mainstream media is going to try to infiltrate regular people. - So like you're saying though, the Fox is going to shift to more live views. - Yeah. - Because the kids are taking over the company. Like, fucking. - Yeah. - Yeah, but then won't like another news station pop up. We'll just start watching. - Well try it, but dude, Fox has that fucking bankroll behind it. It's going to be like the same thing as all the shit you see on CNN. - And now quickly you could get those guys being like Trump slipping up. - Yeah, dude, they hated him. I mean, like this is the shit that pisses me the fuck off. My boy's hated his ass now like, oh, Trump's not taking shit. So dude, you guys hated him. He got waxed. - Yeah. - Like, they'll flip that quick. They'll get a whole generation people come up especially. Especially once they see their vanguard and their Roth IRA start climbing up and like Trump starts fucking with shit with like other countries, they're going to freak the fuck out and turn on them, dude. - That's true. - They're going to fuck with all of their money and then they'll immediately turn on Trump. They hated him two years ago. - Yeah. - They didn't want him run again. I hadn't argued with my one boy and he goes, you don't understand how many people hated Trump. Obviously Joe Biden can have the most votes of all time and beat out Biden and Trump. That was the craziest thing in the world that happened and they just kept it pushing, dude. Biden got the most votes of all time. - Yeah. - That's fucked. And then they just say, yeah, whatever. We'll just, at least the fucking, the grownups are back in charge. And now we're here, bro. - It's gonna be crazy when all those dudes have to find some drug to get rid of their HIV. - Yeah, that's coming out. - I was looking at it. I didn't find anything. - Come on in. - Just wait. - I'll leave today, bro. - I'll be out in three years and be with you. - Oh, what the fuck? - Yeah, but wait. What's up with the weekend? He has a deal with the devil. - Dude, dude, do you see a super bolder soul to the devil for a start? - I don't fuck with this stuff. For what? - He's for a start on it. - But I don't, I only-- - You don't fuck with it anymore. This used to be your beat. - This was my beat. - Yeah. - Never the weekend. I could never stand the fucking thing. I don't know some about time, so. - A couple of years ago, I was thinking about, there's like, in music, there's like, every hundred years, there's a diabolical figure. - I'm not joking. - 100 years ago, in 1920 something, it was Robert Johnson. - Let me just tell you, every time I take acid, you're in the vision.