Drinking MAGA Tears

All right, listener, I don't know about you, but when I wake up in the morning, my immediate immediate need is coffee. So I make it to the coffee maker. I make my coffee and then life starts happening. A text message here, an email there, a phone call there. And I'm not able to consume my coffee at the perfect temperature uninterrupted. Well this is all changed for me because I recently got ember. Here lets you set the precise temperature you want your coffee. So you don't have to microwave the same cup over and over again. And with the new Ember 3 mug, you can set your temperature right on the mug or use the app. It's also the first Ember mug that is dishwasher safe for easy cleanup. But don't just take my word for it because I love, love, love my ember and use it every single morning. So over 4 million mug sold, it's been named a time best innovation, won a GQ Tech Award and was recognized by good housekeeping, mince health and people magazine as a product that's changing the game. My coffee always maintains the perfect temperature thanks to my ember. Listener, your coffee, exactly as you left it, discovered the best deals happening now at ember.com/hatted. Go to ember.com right now and when you're asked where you heard about them, please let them know it was I've had it. That's ember.com/hatted. Ready, one, two, three, excuse me, was that a cough club? Sorry. Post-election cough, post-election cough, I've just been up to you now. Patriots, day triads, day triads, black triads, brown triads, hey triads, we did it, did it. We love you and all of the bigoted, MAGA, pro pedophilia, pro sexual assault, pro crime assholes can do wet pumps. Fuck off, anger jail, anger jail, I want jail, jail, jail, that's my new cry. All right, pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, you're not going to like this because you deserted me in my time of need when I was going through divorce and you quit smoking. But the first thing I thought of it this morning was I, what I've had it with is that neither one of us smoke cigarettes anymore because this would have been the morning coffee, smoked. It would have been an incredible cigarette. I mean, I get chills thinking about it. I mean, I had like a full, like I was putting on makeup this morning and that's all I could think about was God, I wish I still smoked. Can I show you guys a listener video we got on this topic? Okay, this is from Ryan. Hey Jen, hey pumps, you asked for celebratory videos, I'm recording mine, I'm so excited to be in Ohio voter looking at the trends right now, it feels so good. In fact, I'm going to do something I know you, Jennifer, and you, Angie, Miss Pups, you miss a lot, are you ready? Kylo will probably have to censor this, but this is what I'm doing right now. For those listening, he puts the SIG in and he lights that baby up and I have to say pumps, that is a great grievance because I, I have to say, I'm, I've returned, I've turned into one of these horrible reform smokers that like the thought of smoking right now gross is me out. The thought of like smelling it when I smell it in the street, I'm like, I can't believe I did that. That's so disgusting, but I have nostalgia about how there's some camaraderie and smoking together. There is that non smoking, non smokers will never understand. You just do not bond with people unless you're collectively killing yourselves together. It escalates the bonding makes it better. So much. It's like a assisted suicide homicide packed and the bond from that is so intense and I agree. It would have been great. Well, let me tell you what I've had it with. I have had it with one chuckle schumer, parading around the internet, taking a victory laugh. And I want to say this, Chuck Schumer, we won in spite of you and we will do everything on this channel, everything to make sure that you are not the Senate majority leader. You do not represent us. You've made it crystal clear what your loyalties are to. What you did to Angie Nixon in Florida, I will never, ever, ever forgive you. Angie might because she's a better person than I am. That's why she should have been a United States senator. I want, I will nurture that resentment. I already have it gift wrapped, I have a beautiful bow on it and it is sitting right here living rent free in my head and I am a tenacious woman and I laser lock and laser focus on things. And what you did to her, she lost by one fucking point and what you did to her, I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever forgive you. And I will make it my life's mission, we're going to, Kylie, I want senators, names and numbers and it's going to be so toxic if you vote for Chuck to be the Senate majority leader in this new democratized media which I think is where everybody is getting, you know, living right now, for as far as news, everybody's off the corporate media. Chuck Schumer now, now, in quit taking victory laps on Twitter like you won this, nobody likes you. Nope, we're not Nicole, we're not Nicole, we don't like everybody in our party. So no, absolutely not. I would like to see, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be great for the Democratic party to let Bernie, his final term probably in the Senate to be the Senate majority leader. He has earned this. He has paid the way he was, he tirelessly campaigns for people and because he campaigns for all of us, for all of us, and I just think it would be a beautiful thing to do, like the reverse, the reverse Merrick Garland, actually put a fighter in there who earned it. I completely agree. I think you're 100% right? And how can Jeffries can go as far as I'm concerned? Get out. I'm glad you brought that up. I don't think it's too soon at all to talk about this. I am very concerned about that off the record meeting that he had with one Jared Kushner. Exactly. I am very disappointed that Jared's camp, though it's reported, is the one that leaked this and that Hawkeam wasn't transparent with all of us. And I do not like how tepidly Hawkeam endorsed, at the very last minute, one Zoraan Mamdani. I don't like how Hawkeam takes money from the same fascists that are funding MAGA. And I just think we need a speaker of the house that doesn't have a master, that the master of the speaker of the house or the people. And I just think that that's what this victory tells us, that we won in spite of Chuckles and Hawkeam. I completely agree. And one thing that I am really looking for, as we move forward with this blue tsunami, I want accountability. I understand there are a lot of things that have to be done to help the American people. I get it. And I want those done. But corruption was on the ballot and the people that want accountability for corruption, one. And so we're going to have to do a lot of things that wants, but accountability has got to be in there, in my opinion. MAGA is proven, you can do a lot of things at once. You can dismantle democracy, you can still from people, you can commit war crimes. You can deny people, habeas corpus, you can erect concentration camps. You can gerrymandor, and that still doesn't help your ass at all. That was the point. And you can buy off Supreme Court justices. You can walk in shugam, so Democrats, you can walk in shugam for good. Because if anybody has a notion that the members of this community right here, that I've had at community, like, oh my god, we won, everything's going back to normal now. I see our work is beginning today. I see this is great, but we have to defeat MAGA forever. And they are starting today as well. And they are starting there. They will not relent. Even though this is a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful moment. Are you kidding me, Kansas? Those ass hats lost fucking Kansas. Mississippi. Yeah. We got a goddamn gay senator. Voke is back. Papa's. Papa, my papa, big daddy up in New Hampshire. I love this shit. I mean, I love it so much. is back. DEI is back, I am here for it, but let me just tell you something. I mean, there is, I feel energized. Yeah. I feel like so much more fighting me. And now we celebrate these victories, but now, because we are not in a cult, it is time, it is time to put fighters that are not prostitutes in leadership positions in this country. If you're taking money from lobbyists and you're having private patty cake meetings and Braden Jared Kushner's hair, well, he braids your hair. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out on that. I just, I don't trust. I don't trust it. Here's the thing. I don't trust pretty much anything right now. But I do, for the first time, in like, I can't even remember how long I trust the voters. I mean, I really, I look at, I mean, obviously Oklahoma stocks, but when you look across the board, like you said, Kansas, Ohio, what would happen to the governor candidate? I mean, that was horrible. And people are like, we don't want that. We're tired of all this shit, but we got a fucking get in there and clean house. Texas liberated itself from Christian journalists. I mean, and I have never related to something more when I saw that video of them celebrating on the streets in Austin, Texas, they, they ousted all of the Christian nationalist bigots in one of my critical Bible thumpers that sit there and weaponize faith and Bible thump and are just huge hypocritical bigots, taken money from Elon Musk, doing whatever Elon wants them to. And they eradicated. It's just, it's so beautiful. I'm so happy for Texas. All right. For those of you out there that are parents, I think one of the most important lessons we can teach our children is how to manage their money because I'm still learning. And as I know, many of you are, what are the best ways that I can manage my spending? Well, cash app is partnering with parents parental oversight and no hidden fees. For all of the parents out there with teenagers, we know you're already trying to keep a million different things under control. 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Listener, download cash app today and open a managed account for your child, visit our link in bio. All right, let's get Kylie in here. Kylie, I think you have some comments from some viewers. I do. Okay, Ashley said we did it, we did it, we did it. The blue tsunami came all around the globe. And J976 said, oh, what a glorious morning. So happy for all of us big cheers from Scandinavia and Jennifer, you are bloody brilliant. And then we've got one more that said so thrilled about the blue tsunami was cheering you on overnight in the UK. Now the hard work begins. It is. Now that's exactly that that last one is perfect. And that begins. This is a people driven election. This is an election that said citizens united be damned. We're going to fix this ourselves. We are going to elect politicians that aren't prostitutes. And that was proven across the electorate. And now our work begins within our own party. Improving we are not a cult. And to the politicians that are tepidly and that tepidly endorsed Abdul, I got a list. And I I woke I will nurture that list much like I will that rent free of chuckles. I'm serious about this. I have kids that are in college right now. And I want them to live in a good country of decency. And I don't want their politicians to be god damn hookers. And listen, I appreciate hookers and I appreciate sex workers because they are who they say they are. These political prostitutes say one thing on camera and then go take private meetings with a dipshit like Jared Kushner who needs to in my opinion be sent to the Hague immediately. Immediately off to the Hague off to the Hague off off off you go. All right. Thank you to our viewers. I love that. All right. Now it's time to drink magatiers. Yay. I was there are certain days on the internet where you never went the internet to go away. There are certain days on the internet where the internet is completely undefeated. And I see the creativity, the cynicism, the brilliance of my everyday fellow Americans. And I just want us to read some of these together and drink magatiers. I did order a magatiers cap, but it's not in yet. So I have my not-to-day fascist cap because literally not today. We got my book titles never been worth it. I credit so much your book and how it laid things out. I think it will continue to be read and strategies will be all. Thank you, Pumps. That's my opinion. Thank you, Pumps. All right. Let's let's look at these tweets. Okay. We have Zay Dante who says, I want every pronoun on my desk by midnight. Kristen Lovebyk says, Nancy Pelosi taken her kenty cloth to the dry dinner says the ballroom will be a planned parenthood. That's my favorite. Love it. All right. Put up the next one, Kylie. Okay. Nugget Hanbank says cracker bill has to change their logo to two guys fucking. That one's good. I hadn't seen that. It's so good. It is so fucking good. All right. Amanda says every seat Democrats win. That's a new gender. Okay. Then another poster says your body, my choice at real Donald Trump. Yep. Love that. And then girl boss posts, I'm getting word that Vance is going to be sold into white slavery. Here's the thing. He'd enjoy it. Right. He might like it. Yeah. He would really, really, really like that. Okay. I think we have more of these tweets. Brent says, if you are not trans, you are going to a labor camp. You know what's so beautiful about all of these. Mag is so stupid. Right. They will take every single one of these literally. They will take it literally. And they'll be like now they're saying that they're sending the streets to labor camps. You know, the lib tards are completely out of control because they don't have humor on that political side. Well, and here's the deal. These are the same. I mean, I go back in my mind. And I think about Benny Johnson and his alligator alcatraz hat. And it was fine. That was great. That's where we want people. But then now, there's no remorse. I don't see any remorse. They're not capable of that. It's just stunning. That's the wall you always run into. You project what you would think as empathy. And you project that onto these sociopaths. And they're simply not kept. There's no remorse. There's no regret. The people who believe in this stuff, they are true believers. Now, Benny Johnson is a particular case of cell phone where it's widely reported and not even contested that he is a closeted homosexual. And he was cruising around on gay sites. And then he gets on Google and he gets a targeted ad for a gay cruise. And it's like, oh my god, the gay agenda. And then he screenshots it and then post it and then owns what he's been shopping for on Google. And here's the message that I want to say to any member of MAGA that has a secret that they have shame about. I hate your movement. I really do. I cannot stand the MAGA movement. I cannot stand bigotry. I cannot stand homophobia. I cannot stand the ass kissing of rich people. I cannot stand the Oh, they're rich, they must be a genius in this worship of these mediocre rich people. But I do want to say this in, I know it's hard getting your ass beat, losing Mississippi. I know that's humiliating. I get it. Kansas, if I could kid me, what are we talking about here? South Carolina, if I could kick Darlene kiss my ass grunts. I know that this is brutal. It's fatal, it should not sling Niagara Falls. Get it, painful. I've been there. Yeah, I know it hurts. I know it hurts. And I know watching all of us smug ass lib tards dunking on you left and right is fucking awful. I get it. And I'm any empathy for it, but I get it. But what I do have empathy for is you are, have been a member of a system that has exacerbated your shame about something that if you were on our side would be embraced. And you could have pride about it. And you could have radical acceptance. And then you could fight for other people to break these cycles of shame. And so I just want to say this, I want to create a world in an America where the day that you decide. And there's a lot of people who have done this. There's a lot of people that were members of the pray the gay ways, a lot. It can't be these torture chambers that have said, it's all bullshit. I was gay the whole time. I've completely deconstructed my faith. That we're making the world when you decide to do the hard work that you can come and live in it without shame and with radical acceptance. And I want you to have health, can I listen? If you voted for Trump three times, we're just not going to be friends. Truly, I don't want to be your friend. Life is short. I'm looking to make friend cuts. I'm not looking for additions. I'm looking for subtraction at this stage in my life. I'm looking at subtraction. But I don't want you to suffer. And that's the fundamental difference. I do enjoy your topical suffering right now after this election. I enjoy that quite much. Really, truly I do. It's beautiful. But for the long term of your life, I don't want you getting exploited and working your ass off and not having wages. I don't want you to not be able to buy a home. My politics don't just apply to the people on my side. My brand of politics apply to everybody in this country. And people who want to immigrate to this country. My politics apply to them as well. But today is not one of those days. No, not today. Today I enjoy the magnateers. I enjoy the not today fascists. I really enjoy myself today. Yeah, I have just been engrossed in reading in all the stuff because I felt like I didn't get this after 2024. It was so depressing. I was ball-babying. I was, you know, I'll tell you what I, when I really teared up is when I realized that all we've heard is Pete Hexet, Donald Trump, JD Vance, DEI Sucks, all that shit. And now I look at the landscape of who the American people have chosen to be governors and senators and representatives. And it's like, that's what America is. We're not just all white men. Like we, First Native American Senator from Minnesota, First Native American Governor and Keisha Lance Bottoms. Incredible. And that race is particularly important because if Ossoff wants to run for president, then he is not tethered to that seat if it would have been a Republican win there. And also what a victory for Georgians. And they went from what was his name camp? Brian Camp. Yeah, they went from that guy to Keisha Lance Bottoms who is incredible. And I just do want to say this. Black America, every white woman that votes against their daughters, that votes against themselves, you owe the black community everything you have. Everything, any future problem your daughters ever gonna have, you owe to the black community because they are mitigators, they show up, they get very little delivered back to them. There's never been reparations, there's never, it's always, whenever they say quit me and racist towards me, then you call them a race hustler and a race chamber. And so it's just the death that we owe the black community in this country is just, it's just infinite. It is infinite. All right, let's get back to reading the brilliance. Okay, everyone is waking up tomorrow with a vaccine needle in their arm and an N95 mask super glued to their face. And hot damn historians says, everyone in Texas is getting a gender reassignment surgery tomorrow. They should have put attention at Elon Musk. Yes, I remember when they said after, I remember after 2024 they said comedy is back. I think Elon said that comedy is back. None of the shit y'all did was funny. This is fucking hilarious. Eric Allen says, a third shoe just hit George push. For those of you that don't know, it was during a press conference. When during the Iraq war, when the guy just took off his shoes and just hurled him at George W. Bush. And it was so satisfying. I remember thinking, but George, I remember he had these cat-like reactions like, he ducked. Yeah, he didn't know. I was like, God damn it. I wish it would have knocked him right in the face. Okay, next. Phoebe says, we're melting sis white guys down for scrap metal, which was that easy. Ella Dawson says, fuck it. Let's ban straight marriage while we've got the numbers. (laughing) Anna Marie for Chino says, they're doing sex changes at Chick-fil-A now, which by the way, that little Chick-fil-A prick, remember that guy? That little, in that, it was some NBC years. I can't remember who interviewed him, some corporate news channel. And it was like the CEO of Chick-fil-A. And they were asking about all the anti-gay stuff. And he was like, we're just committed to hospitality. We're just committed to hospitality. We're just, we're just hateful little bigots. And so I love this, you know what? We do not throw Chick-fil-A enough. - No, we don't. We've let them go, kind of. - No. - He looked really gay to me. Okay, that's okay. I didn't want to say that because I, everybody's like, I Jennifer thinks everyone's gay. And so I'm glad the lesbian stepped in and said that. But I got a total gay dark pink. - I have him right here, if you want me to pop play it. I want everyone in the comment section to tell us on a scale of zero to 10, the gay dark pink who get from this guy right here. Here's this Chick-fil-A fail sign. Homophobic extraordinaire, hate chicken producer and manufacturer who had an opportunity to not be a bigot on national television and he chose this instead. Play the clip. - They were protesting. They were boycotting Chick-fil-A. They don't stand with the LGBTQ+ community. What would you say to those folks? - Well, for anybody that hadn't tried us, we'd love for you to come try and have our great taste of food and the hospitality that we're known for. I think that everybody that won't be willing to walk in the door, they'll see that they're welcome to come eat with us. We'd love to give them great taste and sandwich and give them great hospitality. - You don't want to talk about that chapter in Chick-fil-A's history, right? We're focused on serving everybody that come in and eat with us. - I want to talk about that chapter. I want to talk about that chapter big time. You had an opportunity to turn the page on that chapter, but you doubled down and wrote a volume too. - So Chick-fil-A hate chicken. I have to give it to my mother. - I was gonna say. - Okay, you guys, my mother Linda. So when my kids were younger, and it's like you're just to all the young moms out there that are listening, this will hit so hard. So like I was working full-time, carpool, you know, have to feed the kids. I want to get some exercise in just, you know, being pulled all different directions. So one time I went through Chick-fil-A drive-through and I wanted to see my mom. So I went through the Chick-fil-A drive-through. My kids were in, like, I think one was in a car seat, one wasn't. We go into Mimi's house and I walk in and I'm like, boy, sit down here and my mother goes, Jennifer, what is that that you brought into my house? I said, well, it's just there. I said, I know they're eating fast food. I thought she's kind of like calorie police as well. And I was like, I'm just there hungry. And you know me, I don't cook. She's never taught me how and she didn't. And she totally didn't teach me how to cook. And so she goes, well, Chick-fil-A is mean to the gays. Jennifer, that is nothing but hate chicken. I wish she wouldn't bring that into my home. And this, like that, like people ask me, where did you get your conviction? It's generational. Like it is something that was taught to me. Standing up for marginalized people was taught to me. I throw zero people under the bus, zero. 'Cause it was just, it was not an option. It was just not something that was taught to me. And people teach their kids that. You teach your kids to throw people under the bus. So everybody who went and voted MAGA, for any MAGA politician, for whatever your reasons were. You taught your kids. This is how you throw people under the bus. And you think somehow that one day you're not gonna get thrown under the bus. More than likely, you probably will. Yeah, it. It's coming. It's coming for everybody. I mean, everybody, it's coming for them because in this administration, it's just a claw on the back of the person in front of you to get to the top and the whole pyramid's falling. And I'm here for it, personally. Totally. All right, go back to that one page. Okay. Every baby born for the next two years will come out with blue hair and be and Bab, assigned binary at birth, assigned non-binary at birth. This is mom Donnie's America. I love it. Assigned non-binary at birth. Could you imagine Fox News? Could you imagine God? Now they go fucking bananas over shit like this. And everybody else is like, get over it. Who cares? If somebody has a different pronoun, get the fuck over it. Okay, E-post, I know Republican, I Dominican. And then we have Sydney who says they're shooting Mitch McConnell out of Canon tomorrow. That's someone that says I'm like, I wish Mitch McConnell was alive to see this. I saw that too. Okay, okay, put more. Let's see, some of these user names, okay, your baby is having sex change surgery and will then be a board. Here's the deal. We're laughing at this, but as I am cruising the internet, that's the kind of shit you're seeing. Like that's, it's like stuff that's like real, it's terrifying people. It's just it's that's a problem. Yeah. Oh, it's their problem, but it's and that was repudiated. What was happening? Like even a Mississippi. It's even a Mississippi. Mississippi. In my ass says, I says, I pee pee pee, I is woke, should we, my fuckers pronouns at the wazoo, I mean, fucking losers, losers, you fucking morons, couldn't even take Mississippi. Are you fucking this me, Kansas? I'll tell you what I would feel like I was. I had a good feeling about Kansas ever since they passed the abortion, you know, we have a Democratic governor too. That's right. Okay, let's go back here. Okay, bald and down post, they're developing hallmark Ramadan movies. I think somebody puts hallmark, miscellaneous tweez. I'm starting all my emails with Allah Akbar. Oh my God, so many people are so clever. Okay, tada post, me at the woke 3.0 in Sharia law wedding crying. Okay, somebody post, I don't care if you sell a bit or abstinate, grab the nearest person available and do your worst abortions on me. Wait, Kelly, go back and look at the lake rename. Oh my God, pronoun park. Trans towers, she her spring, vaccine valley and furry fields, people are so fucking clever. I love this country. I'm a patriot. I am a fucking patriot these people make me patriotic. Absolutely. Fox News makes me hate America. Right. These people make me love it. Love it. Okay, I don't know. If I don't know who said it, so I'm not taking credit for it, but I read somewhere that I'll say, Dr. Amy Andrews, Dr. Let's get them questioning JFK, RFK, Jr. I mean, medical doctors that are actually going to stand up for patients. I'm ready. I'm so ready. I completely agree. Very, very, very good. Okay, let's get back to more of these. I can't get enough. Tap the vein. Give my favorites in this one. Okay, at dandy lion. Jorgasm says, you can't even fathom the pronouns we're going to invent. You can't even pronounce them. We're going to have a, it has a bunch of symbols on the Supreme Court before the year is out. Normal person tweets, they're going to give new born babies septum piercings at the hospital. Yeah, Brandon tweets, make sure you open that. Okay, wait, Brandon tweets, make sure you open that bitch up on Sundays from here on out Chick-fil-A. No more Sunday school homophobes. No more, no more mega church Sunday school homophob. Okay, and then we have a Nicki McCann Ramirez says, we're seizing the cry spirals into life. Julia says, drop and give me 20 pronouns. Amanda Domaleski says, every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic. And they're just going to get better. You know, people think this is what happened. You have really smart creative feedback on our team. Okay, what's your name? Kaylee. Kaylee. Kaylee. You want more? Yes, they're more. I love them. Please more. Okay. Every state gets a COVID conscious lesbian bar. Dream boy post caps lock. We are all getting abortions tonight. Yes, let's fucking go. Brandy Jensen says, I love posts. I love scrolling. I love being on my phone and also my laptop. We cut that one out. Okay. Natalie Wynn says, it seems we are not, in fact, Charlie Kerr. No comment. No comment. Jill says, if you're in line for new pronouns, stay in line. And then Sharkazze says, Iran achieved regime change in America. There's something to you. True. Oh my god. I'm a hovy, covey post. Pete Hexeth, one of people to watch a public execution. Will they're seeing it tonight? Yep. Yep. And Pete Hexeth, number one on the chopping block. Trump got, okay, where did that one? Point of view. You slept great, because Elon poured almost half a billion dollars into the Texas midterms for Republicans and still lost. Yeah. That is so beautiful. And I saw one, I saw one that I don't think made the cut here that said we're putting Pete Hexeth on estrogen. He's also got a really good one for Darlene. Oh, here's Darlene. Okay. So the Hill post, Darlene Graham falls and the daily show trolls the fuck out of this and says, touching. Darlene Graham honors her brother the late Lindsey Graham by finishing on bottom. Oh my gosh. Today is such a great day. It's a great day. I'm so I am so proud to be in America today. So proud. And normally when the national anthem's on, I'm just like cringe city, but I am just I might get me a little flag. I'm going to twerk. I'm going to start twerking during the national anthem now. You should. I think you should twerk twerk for America. So you should do it. I will do it. As long as you don't fall over. That's the risk with you dancing. There's a lot of risk if you fall over in the process, but yeah, it would be a risk. Okay. So now I have a next up for the class and today's sore winner presentation is a video from one Sean Hannity. Let's play the clip. Inspired Democrats more Democrats have come out. Then although I think I think the hatred for this man is unprecedented. I've not seen anything like it. So Sean Hannity, what I have to say to that is it is unprecedented, but we just started. Yeah. I have so much more hate to give towards him. I've barely even tapped into it. I would say out of my potential of hating him 100%. I only do 10 to 15% there. I still have 85 more percent to realize in these next two terms. And I feel like I'm speaking for a whole community, 5 million strong in the iPad at community. - Yep. - You have seen nothing yet. If you think our measly 10 to 15% of hate for this guy, you've never seen anything like it, sit down and get your fucking popcorn fat ass 'cause we are just getting started. We are just getting started. We are all gas, no breaks, motherfucker. All gas, no breaks. I can't even begin to tell Sean Hannity how much untapped hatred I have for Donald Trump and the MAGA movement at large. I feel like I feel invigorated. Yeah, I feel like my God, I can go. I'm gonna go, here's 5% more hate here. There's three more percent there. And I can just go. I mean, in this show is gonna be full blown, non-stop, hate or hate, hate or hate for the country because there's gonna be no kumbaya, no. I will hate this motherfucker forever and ever and everybody that voted for him. I want you to have health care. I want you to have all this stuff. If you voted for Trump, I fucking hate, I hate you. I hate you because you contributed to the worst of humanity in the worst in our country. And I have stamina. I am vicious about the prosecutions. I'm ambitious about who I want indicted. I'm ambitious about who I want to go to jail. I'm ambitious about reforming the Supreme Court. And I've got stamina. How much hate do you think you've tapped into, Pumps? I hate it more than you and half for a while. So I'm gonna put my hate at about 35%. Okay. So I mean, it's just 65% more to realize. 65% that I can stay in jail. And this leaves on the table a lot of hatred that I will be unlocking and unleashing in perpetuity, all of the Republicans and the Pundit class that didn't speak out about this. You're on notice. You are on notice because the very first time you tried to say on camera that you would always been against this. Right, which is coming. Patriots will be assembled immediately and you will be dealt with because the internet is forever and we have all of the bodies, all of the bodies of all of the times that you could have shown courage and you didn't and you kissed Donald Trump's ass instead. Okay, let me ask you this. I've been thinking a lot about this in the last few hours. Okay, so from jump, it's been like calling on people to come out against this and the pussies and the cowards that are Republicans can do it. Even after they lost primaries, they couldn't do it. Now he is a full blown lame deck. He has lost the house and the Senate. Are these coward Republicans going to start breaking with him? - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - And here's the good thing about it for us. It's gonna be nauseating and irritating. The good thing is that this wave is so massive that it gives post-boy Republicans and post-girl Republicans in the Senate to get to a 2/3 majority to override vetoes. This gives them the political capital to do that and it's frustrating and irritating and all of the things for sure it is that all of a sudden they found Jesus on the issue and they're like, but it does help the Democrats. If we don't have Chuck Schumer as the leader who isn't compromised in the same way that a lot of these Republicans are, if you have a Bernie or somebody like that or Elizabeth Warren or Chris Murphy or Chris Van Hollen that can go around and say, listen, we need to exact change. You know, here are the numbers on your district and here's the candidate that we're gonna run to primary. You if you don't vote with us and they can really use that to their advantage. But it's gonna take real unshackled leadership and Chuck Schumer is shackled to corporations and lobbyists. But yeah, that's what's gonna be nauseating. You're gonna see a lot of them talk about how, you know, yeah, you know, he was out of control with the people, it's gonna be so nauseating because these people self-preservation is gonna kick in. - Okay, let's listen to our listeners. They have sent to Kylie some celebratory videos, play the Clevvy. - Yay. - Okay, first we got Josh and Angelina. - James Thompson, Ryan, Seth, Josh, a beautiful Kylie. We're Josh and Angelina, we're Gen Z. We live in Texas and we're in the streets because James Celeriko and Gina Eda has to dress one. - Girl! - That's so exciting! - That is so exciting. - I love it, inject into the veins, who's next? - This is Mandy. ♪ We did it, we did it, we did it ♪ ♪ Second set up, we did it, we did it ♪ - I have to do this, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - We have to do this, but I was so happy. - Yeah, we did it. - I did it. - Truly, like Texas fight, you did it. You did it, Oklahoma still stayed red. But the liberation, the liberation that you're doing, from the, I'll say hook 'em. I mean, I will, because that's how big it is. This is so much bigger than all of that. In such a liberation for Texas to get away from these fascist Christian nationalists. I mean, that video of them celebrating in Austin, I felt with every fiber in my bone as a person, as a blue dot in a red state that I've had to go vote every election. And I just, I wore my politics on my sleeve. I didn't care who knew that I was liberal. I actually wanted them to know. I wanted them to know. I am an atheist and I am a Democrat. And I want poor people and sick people to get an assist. And that's morally important to me. And people would poo poo me and be mean to me. And I just, I still did it. And I forged ahead and I'd go vote. And then just heartbreak hotel. Next election vote, heartbreak hotel. Texas, I know that you all did that. I know that, I know it. I know that you voted and you had so many heartbreaks with the other senatorial candidates that you've had. And then Ted Cruz is smug ass horrific victories. Ted Cruz is on the table right now. That's what I was going to say. Ted better be running fucking scared now. Yeah, yeah, he should be. Ted Cruz, you know what, we need to put a little, I want to issue a watch on Ted Cruz. You guys, his Twitter, his podcast, I want to do a little Ted check-in. We noted, yeah, we need to get to the bottom of how Ted is handling Texas. That really could be delicious. 100%. I wish we had a cell phone number so we could call in. Hi, Ted. Hi, Ted. Jennifer and Tom, Tom, so if I've had it, how you doing, Betty? How you doing? How things going with the neighbors? Really can, can lately. You want to vacation with your neighbors, yeah? You read the news. You read the news lately? Yeah. Have you pulled any of your organs out of Trump's ass lately since they lost? Are you now going to act like, oh my God? You know what, he's going to be like, well, Travis appointing me to be Supreme Court justice. Right. If one Democrat ever voted to confirm any-- I would hate saying that. Trump again, I swear to God. OK, one thing we failed to remember is-- and I kept seeing it all over my feet. Remember Lindsey Graham in 2016 said, if-- I can't remember the exact quote, but if we vote for Trump, he will destroy us and we will deserve it. Sorry. He did. He told Trump. He did tell. He told Trump, he had his trunk in his butt, whatever. The tree trunk. Trump will destroy us and we will deserve it. And I'm just like, fucking yes, sir. That was before Trump was like, here's the deal. I just picked up with massage. And here's all the gave shit we have on you. You better vote my way forever or this shit's coming out. Which is why I still double and triple down that we need a full investigation into Lindsey Graham and who had him compromised. Or was he just a closeted asshole? Because he's just that big of a sociopath, which is also possible. All right, play the next video. These two are international. The next two are international celebrators. This is Nile. Hi, Jen. Hi, pumps. Hi, Kylie. It's Nile from Locke Winach in Scotland. What a result get in. So please, so please, so please. And by the way, the word is "twat." Not "twat." Congratulations on all the best. - Okay, I love, you're in this beautiful countryside. You know what, we haven't done yet, ready? ♪ Y-M-C-A-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T-I-T ♪ Y-M-C-A-Tuton, Y-M-C-A-A ♪ ♪ We love to jerk off ♪ ♪ And John Hanstead got his ass beat ♪ ♪ Because people think you're a closeted gay ♪ ♪ Why don't you go ahead and start second dick ♪ ♪ You prick ♪ (laughing) - I didn't know you were a rapper this whole time. - I know, I know, I know, I'm a woman of men. - So many talents. - All right, who's next? - Okay, the last one is Phoebe. Five-year, listening, watching live from Australia. Obviously, I've got the receipts to show. I have listened to every eye hip, every I've had it, every special guest, for this entire time, for the duration that you have been doing your pods. And you, Jennifer, and Pumps, and Trash, and the team. You are virtually the queens of the resistance. You are the crusaders. You have never dropped the ball. You have worked your asses off. You have spread the word even to places like Australia. I haven't literally watched the news all day. And fuck you. I think I from Scotland was a Nile Nile. And then our Australian what's her name? He be Nile and Phoebe. I love it. Y'all are such better people than we are Americans are so ethnocentric. We pay zero attention to what happens in other countries. Yeah. That's true. They care about our country. I love it. It's so good. Oh my god. It's such a beautiful. It's a beautiful day. It's a beautiful day in America. Magneteers are international listeners are so proud of us. I'm kind of glad that like the rest of the world knows like we're anti all this crazy shit. Yeah, it's been humiliating. And it's going to take a long time. This is just a long little step to restore. But anyway, this is I just want to thank all of the brilliant people on the internet, like you're so smart and clever. And I love it so much. I live for irreverent humor and blasphemy are like two of my absolute favorite things on the planet. I love all of that. But most importantly, I love the community that we built and in some small way. I think that a lot of these platforms ours and our peers, whether it be the mightest touch or the majority report. I'm going to leave people at Jack Couchurella, Don Lemon, Joy and Reed and on and on and on that we have collaborated with this these spaces are where the real basis. This is where where people really are and we're building community and we've only just started that we have only just begun because to defeat fascism. This is just one tiny little micro step. It has to be like elephant leg pounded stomped out. And so I I'm just so energized and so excited and Chuck Chuck Schumer. You're next. Yeah, I got you. I got you my sights on you. You cannot. You cannot. Absolutely positively cannot lead the Senate. I don't want to hear about any more letters. Oh my God. The strongly worded letter. Fuck you. Fuck off. Yeah. Yeah. He's got it. All right. That's all we have. It's a great day. We'll be back to Maga Bash. Don't don't think for one second that we're going soft because it's just I'm only just started and to Sean Hannity. I am going to brazil dazzle you. How much more of an ability I have to hate. I will I will over perform like the Democrats did in the primary. They over perform the polls. We are going to over perform on hating Trump hating. And also hating Fox News you fucking losers. And it's hilarious that your ratings are down 30%. If you're in striking distance. In striking distance. All right. We'll see you all later.