Draw Or Die (Part 2)

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Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome to Distractable. I'm your host once again because somehow by the hand of fate, which we think has never happened before, I was declared the winner again by the wheel and therefore I'm back again and of course I had another episode in the pipe. And is it the perfect describe even dressing by the title that you already clicked on you know that it's not the perfect describe. It might be the perfectist upset who knows who we're going to upset in this arena today. But before we do that, meet our contestants, Bob and Wade. Hello. Yes. Yes. They've flown all the way in to be on this podcast. Thank you gentlemen for making the journey. Yeah. No problem. Flight was good. Flight was good. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Comfort plus for our guests. Yeah. No, I appreciate that. From other shows. You know, I know. I know. You stick you in the back. Actually get that Ryan Airjet that's standing room only that we made a joke about existing almost a decade ago. Do you think that they made that sense? That's real. That's a thing. Yes. No. It's a thing I believe that's in service. Ah, that might not be true. Nice comes the bike pedal plane where we have the pedal to live. Yeah, your kids are dangling in the cage. Oh, what a good bit. Oh, that was back when we were funny. Remember? Funny. Honestly, I wish I could. I would just start recycling those bits because nobody's going to remember stuff that long ago. Nine months ago, there was an article that says budget airline Ryan Air denies claims it will soon offer cheaper standing seats. They deny it. But the CEO has been clear with, he says, and I'm extremely paraphrasing this is an odd radar code. People won't only want one thing from us and that's the cheapest flights possible. So if it was possible to offer even further reduced prices by having standing seats, we would. It's safety is the first priority and it's simply not allowed, that was in 2012. He says from his cardboard plane that's standing room only. He didn't say not possible or humane. He said they won't let us they won't we try to make a plane out of Tupperware. They wouldn't let us. I can't believe these pesky FAA we were going to put our passengers in a sling shot and just hope they landed safely, but they won't let us do that. We heard that distractable advertisement where Mark was trebucheting things around and we were like, hey, but they won't let you do that now. I would try a standing seat. It was for like an hour or less, like I know, especially in Europe, there's a lot of flights where it's like pay 20 bucks fly for 40 minutes from Heathrow to somewhere in Dublin, somewhere in Ireland, somebody like that, like, maybe it was like Cincinnati Detroit, maybe it was really cheap, like really cheap. I kind of would be okay with if there was a flight and it was just standing room. There's no seats. There's no standing seat, but it's just like guard rails and handrails and things like that. It's like a subway. You just hold on. Yeah, yeah. If it's just an hour flight, I'm like, you know, actually, maybe I could do that. Let's pack in here. Squeeze in, we can fit more. Give me comfortable seats with leg room or give me who I'm a fucking owl. It's like those trains in Tokyo, everyone's trying to get on the last plane. And the guy at the door is like, okay, your finger's in there. That sounds awful. No. Then it doesn't matter if you can sit down. You can just relax your body and float in the mass of humanity. We are one step away from the treadmill that powers the plane. We all got a lock on in our standing room. Think of the savings. I'm thinking of them. I'm thinking of right now. We wouldn't see the savings, but for shareholders, the savings. Man, you know, they used to be boats back in the day, like cruises. I'm sure the Titanic had this too, where it's like the lower levels are just crammed in there. It's a squeeze. I'm in bed. What are you talking about? Get in there. You know, and hey, people did it because it was cheap. Yeah, you know what? Maybe. As far as I've heard, everyone loved that. Yeah, everyone. And you haven't heard anyone complain about it now. You think it would have come up, but that's what I'm saying. I remember when the sun flower landed, it played the May flower, let someone landed at Plymouth Rock. And everyone was standing. Dying of the plague. Why can't we go back to those days? By the way, everyone listening, slash S, slash S, like we're slashing our prices. Let's sarcasm. Yes. That's what I was getting at. Anyway. All right. So good to Ryan air update. I really appreciate that. How is Soldier Boy doing? Oh, still there, still selling Soldier consoles probably. Is he out in the Soldier Boy 64 yet, or is he still in 16 bit? No, I thought the latest one was like a DS or a switch or something, wasn't it? I got a look again. I don't honestly remember, it's been a minute since we talked about Soldier Boy updates. The innovation is quite insane. One tenth of the price, or one 1,000th of the quality. I don't see any updates. Sadly. So I don't think that there's any new Soldier Boy game consoles coming out anytime soon. Only been a few months since the last one. All right. So outside of the world of Ryan air and Soldier Boy, how are you guys doing? Doing pretty good. Except for there's snow on the ground still. It's February. I guess. Isn't that still winter? I've McFlurry pun had it. What? I was trying to make a Flurries and I'm McFuckin had it, but I was like, no, snow Flurries. McFlurry had it. It never, it never congealed. No, no. Try again. Keep going. Keep going. It is dead on the floor. Come on, man. McFuck. McFuck. See, he's got it. He's got it. I'm laughing. Just work it. Workshop it. I can't read Nugget. Hate it. It's like resuscitate, but with Nuggets, because McDonald's pun. Hmm. Oh, it's a, I, whoppers Burger King. Let's snack wrap this up. We're like a sappy meal. We can help. Convince me. I don't need a 3D printer. Please. Convince me. I'm a lazy sack of shit, and I'll never actually use it. Tell me I don't. I won't do all these projects I have in my head. Convince me. Come on. Come through for me. I would love to, and I will. But Wade, I did hear you had another pun, and I just want him to get it in. I'll, I'll get back to the 3D printer I swear. But Wade, I heard that, and I think it might have made me smile. The sappy meal? Yeah. What was that about that? Oh, some of these, Bob was getting these like, I need you guys to help me. It was like a sappy meal. No, no, no. No, they say, don't meet your heroes. That's our sappy meal, Billy. Sorry. I'm not getting any, no one getting points here. All right. 3D printer. I love how fair and balanced this podcast is. No one's going to watch. Never. McDonald's. I'm shoving it. That was actually funny. I just feel like I can't laugh at your bits right now. That was, that was good, though. That was very funny. Good job. Does this feel sincere? No. No. Feel good. Thanks for coming back to me. I appreciate it. Anyway, 3D printer, you should look into a Prusa. You should get a Prusa print. They're cool, but they're expensive. If they don't come to you on a pallet from Prusa directly, they cost a lot of money. I know this is the wrong group to bring it to because Wade loves buying stuff and leaving on his floor and Mark loves 3D printing. I don't need one. But man am I obsessed with it. If you over downloaded 3D CAD software and designed a part that you can't 3D print because your 3D printer doesn't work currently, but you're like, "Ah, buy one and print it. That'll happen." I looked at Mark's iron lung bucket for the 3D printing code until I went and just bought one from 3GLE. Yeah, but that's going to take a while to get there. That's the closest I've been to 3D printing was taking Mark's code. My code. Not my code. Yeah. This counted code. What you can do is you can get a used 3D printer for great prices because they come out with new versions all the time. Even if it's not a Prusa, you can get like Prusa like Mark 3's for probably decent prices. Even like used Mark 4's, probably you can get for a pretty decent price. And if you get a used Mark 4, you can upgrade it. two a core one they have that path available if it's the right one I think I Thought on a one-on-wish that does 3d printing but it does it in a two-dimensional scale What does that mean all of your 3d printing comes out on like paper? 2d printer joke is funny guys. That's that sound we were making Oh good thing I brought my briefcase of funnies today. I'm gonna open it up now So that's a stuff that makes people laugh you're doing great man. You're doing great. Don't worry about it Don't worry what anybody's saying. Don't worry about it. Hong Kong. Here's my squeezy funny lens cleaner My funny box laugh. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let's hold off on the funny just until we get to the actual main game here Oh my bad. I was bringing a serious question to the group. I'm having a serious. We helped we told you to buy one That's not what I wanted at all. I'm gonna go buy one though. Yeah, go buy one. Yeah, that'd be great Get it well. Well, maintain use one. You'll be happy. You gotta be careful Bob You're talking to the two tech boys here. We're always gonna encourage you to buy new tech. That's us two tech boys doing the tech Two tech boys. Oh, what the heck do tech boys get on the deck Yeah, two tech boys fucking look at Shrek All right, I'll give you a little bit for that and just as a throw you. We did this comrade This episode is brought to you by Shopify Bebrewary's a big time of year here for the podcast. 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I just say that that's Shopify dot com slash distractable All right, you want to go over the game like which one? Oh your game. Yeah, my game The super baller way where you want to go. Oh, yeah, we should do an episode from the Super Bowl That makes total sense for the show does make sense It doesn't just Tyler if we actually got like a super well thing Tyler and back on He would though you're right stripped down all the way to his Tom Brady Jersey. Yeah, yeah, absolutely What you wear is the bed every night. Yeah, I'm Tyler heads is Wade. Bob your tails. I'll tell you what we're doing after I spin this Bunk bam. It's Bob goes first. Of course it is. I'll actually let you decide. Are you going to kick or receive? I guess we want to receive. Okay, you're receiving so you're receiving you're going to be the first to draw Fire up MS paint or your preferred drawing program. Oh I want to be a referee not an option. I want to be in the stands. I Guess you could quit the podcast. Yes Considering it. Oh, in the cost of tuition. I don't think it's a lifetime appointment. All right. I have paint open Welcome to What we're gonna do here if you don't remember listeners. It's okay use unless you have a fantasia use your inner eye And imagine alongside of us not your third eye because that's your butthole I'm gonna send Wade a picture from a stock image site. It's gonna start simple They'll gradually get more complex. However far we go is just up to how soon we get through this. This is cooperative, right? We want each other to succeed. Yes So I'm gonna give points based on like did you do a good enough job. It's out of three So remember the three is like an artistic drawing three scoring system for how well you Drew the matching thing, but also there's a scoring system for how well you were Describing it to your opponent. Do you guys remember how long I gave you to do this? Less than 40 minutes. That's okay. All right All right. I don't remember was it like a couple minutes. It was pretty quick. It was yeah It was quick, but not it was so shockingly fast. I think it was three minutes We can try three minutes and we'll feel if that's too long or too short But I think it was three my brain says one, but one feels way too short probably yeah one is too short I do not think we did one. I'm pretty sure it must have been some at least three if not more Than that three seems fair. All right. So Wade I am sending you a picture. Hey the last thing as I sent you here Where the pictures from before I love me hang out They're all landscape. See your canvas can be the same. They're all landscape At least that's kind of the general shape of the picture some might be slightly more landscape But you can keep it to landscape whatever the default is that's what you can go with so wait You see your picture. Yes, so when I hit the timer What we'll do is Bob you go ahead and share your screen with your MS paint or whatever you have yep Wade you are describing the image. You're able to see what he's doing You are describing the image and so you just want to give him as much as possible to get the image across you But I describe it well you all remember how this went before I can't even remember if you were able to tell I believe you were seeing We were seeing okay cool. We were definitely seeing yeah I think so, so I'm putting three minutes on the clock and if you both already we will kick this game off Everyone who's just listening listen to Wade's description and paint this in your mind if you're a viewer just enjoy it as it all Unfolds in front of you. All right, three two one We have a red background got it There is a guy in a red t-shirt belly button torso up emerging from the bottom left his hands in a fist His left hand which will be on the right because he's facing us a little bit higher up like eyeball height So celebration pose guy in a red shirt. Yeah, yeah, fist like that. Oh, that's a shirt. Okay. Good. Yeah, that's a shirt Perfect. He's kind of going at a different angle though. You have the opposite angle. He's kind of coming out opposite angle A little bit because he's okay. Got it. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. So he's kind of like this Yeah, yeah, perfect Yeah, that's it right arm is on the left side comes up the like his fist comes just above his chest on that side So his arm kind of goes off like that, but then it kind of like Good enough. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and he's got like a fist situation Left arm does the same, but it goes out to the left left arm does the same and it goes out to the left got it So he's kind of like Yeah, perfect Fist Oh, and then his head isn't like a triumpet scream black short hair and black rimmed glasses But triumpet scream. You say oh my sweet fuck Bob is going rogue with the fill tool. He really got the fill tools really screwing us here. It's fine All right, just open it. Yep, they're perfect perfect. That's what I wanted. I would get that head in there head black rim glasses Black hair short black hair. No, I don't even know what the hair is gonna matter He's very big in your picture, but that's okay. Are they rectangular glasses? The round. Okay, good Thanks for getting that in that's really good You're welcome. I appreciate the timeliness of your answer. I forgot square glasses existed. Oh, yeah That's exactly what they look like. That's what I meant Black hair triumpet scream Short hair right short hair. Yep, perfect. And then the old 20 seconds front and bottom teeth are showing. He has ears and a nose easy teeth. He has a nose Perfect. That's all of his teeth. They're right there. They're all in there. You can count them ears nose Yeah, I think there's a little bit of white showing over his left shoulder like an undershirt. No, you're fine. You're fine At time No, no, no, no pencil down pencil down pencil down this was great. It's a great start I do think three minutes was the time because I was at first. I was like oh, he's gonna get this quick And now I realize like oh shit the comor complicated ones. He's fucked so three minutes is what we're gonna stick with Wait, would you please show? Wait, no, I'm gonna actually know. I'm gonna send Bob That's right. I send Bob the picture that Wade just got so that he can pull it inside by side of what is Bob Are you ready to see what your picture was? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bonk. Oh Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's a fairly good Interpretation and then we hit it with the old me like well, it's just my drawing. It's like it's the same picture It's the same picture. It's the same picture. It's just my art. That's actually it's really good Not horrific the angle was key. I think the angle change right there at the beginning because he was originally, everyone listening, he was originally leaning left out of frame and then he was reading, leaning right in the source picture. He has the right hand, roughly the right position, left hand is definitely in the correct position. I see round glasses. I see all those front and beautiful bottom teeth. The red and the red is a good thing because the shade of red of the shirt was the same shade as the red of the background, which I picked intentionally to try to throw you off. He does go out of frame a little bit, but as a first try, I'm willing to give this a three because it's the easiest. It's only going to get harder from here and description also, I'm going to give a three because when you were flying away with like red background, blah, blah, blah, I think you got that good. Got a little panic for there. So as a warm up round, I think you both did great. I love this for us. I think that was fantastic. I love that we also didn't know the time until the final 20 seconds because that was part of my panic and the description is like, has it been 20 seconds or three minutes already? I don't know. I will give you countdowns at one minute and 30 seconds, I kind of forgot. That's all right. It added some pressure. All right. So well done, boys. Both three out of three. I'll judge this next one. Just as easily. Bob, this is coming to you. This will be your picture to describe. You're okay. Good. Good. Roughly the same difficulty, right? I'd like to think that this is pretty much the same. Yeah. I think that's pretty fair, actually. I think that's pretty fair. So wait, you've got your canvas up there. I will also allow you if you want to pre-draw your box frame inside of there. Whatever you want to do. Yeah. If you want to put a frame up, it is landscape so that can give you. I think that was helpful just to have some kind of reference. Yeah. Got your tool ready. Got everything set up as you want it. Sure. Three, two, one. Go. All right. Don't wrong. I'm going to give you the whole picture before we start. It's a pink background. There's a guy who's in the middle bottom. His head comes up to maybe two thirds of the way up. He's holding a banana in his right hand, which is on our left. And he's kind of like, so pink background, white t-shirt, there's a guy coming out of the middle bottom of the frame. He's like chest up. White t-shirt. White t-shirt. That's a good strategy. I kind of like it. Two thirds up. That's like the top of his head is two thirds up. What part of his body is at the bottom of the frame? His nips are just above the bottom edge of the frame. Okay. So he's big. Right? Yeah. I'll take that. That's all right. And this is white. White t-shirt. His head is kind of like a tall oafl, and his mouth is open like he's going, "Ah!" And he has brown hair and a brown beard. It really looks like a Sojak meme head right there. I think it's perfectly in the shape. It does. It does. Short brown hair, long brown hair. He's short. Not like buzz cut, but the beard and the hair are similar length, and they're both medium short. Beard. Like a full beard. It goes around his chin, and it goes above his- Oh, it goes all the way. Oh, yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. This is straight up Sojak meme head, and his eyes are open fairly wide, and he's literally his mouth is open like he's going, "Ah!" You could see a little bit of top and front teeth. All right. Oh! Perfect. Are you holding a banana? Yeah. So his arms are up like he's like, "What?" And then his right hand on our left of the frame, he's got a banana in his hand. One minute. You could see most of the banana sticking up. Like the stem is up, and you could see like three-quarters of the banana sticking up out of his hand. Okay, and then what's the left hand doing? The other hand is just up in a similar position. It's just kind of open. Just like, "What?" "What?" "What?" If you have time, I would go in with a little brown and give him some eyebrows. He's got pretty, pretty defined eyebrows, kind of like curvy outside, like happy eyebrows. So in 15 seconds, I wasn't even paying attention. "Well, what else does he have?" Is it? I mean, that's very accurate, except for how tall he is. Add some more pink up top if you can. Time! Penciled down! Penciled down. All right. All right. Wait, are you ready to see what your picture was? Yeah, the scale of like nipples at the bottom, that's for me, huh? Oh. There's a lot of dead space. I kept, I did try to get that way to give up on that. Oh, okay. When you said two-thirds, I-- I said the top of his head came up to about two-thirds through the frame there. I'd call it half-ish, but yeah, two-thirds is fair. Drag that picture in. Let's see. There he is. Oh. Look at that. Yeah, I had the banana going the wrong way, but otherwise, yeah. Yeah, almost, I almost picked on that, but we were low on time and I was like, the bananas in there. That's pretty good. I like that you have the banana in there at all with the stem and the right amount of banana. It's-- it is facing the wrong way. I think I can forgive that. I kind of hand some Squidward's head a little bit, but I do want to focus on something. Can you move the picture and reveal the other hand? I know fingers are hard. I just-- But look, the thumb is perfect. I do see the thumb. Yeah, the thumb is there. And the other hand was holding a banana, but it was one of those prank grenade bananas and it just-- He's got to hold the banana like I'd hold a grenade. It's like home movies, right? There's a very stylized-- his hand is angled back and you just lose the definition, but like they're in there. In the animation, you can totally see it. It reads. The arm is in the right position. He is a little high. Yeah, he is high. I don't know how low his nipples are, but the dude in your drawing has low nips. Maybe I should make a little smaller. The descriptions were there. The drawing went a little away from it, but because this is the first one and the rough shape is there, I'm going to give you both three again because it's just the same warm-up. I think it's close enough because it only gets harder from here. And I think that if we can all understand that this is about to go downhill very quickly. I don't know what you're talking about. Bob, it's back on you to draw. I'm going to give Wade this image so that he can translate it to you. Wade, I just sent you a picture and I think you can agree it's marginally more difficult than the other pictures. I'm going to use the whole canvas as my frame this time. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Somehow, I started playing Whirtle on Discord as a possible thing. I'm ready whenever you guys are. You ready Bob? Yes. Three. Two. One. Go. Bob, I'm going to do the same thing. You didn't describe the whole picture first. So, we have a guy on a bicycle leading very hard forward over the bars and his head looks very big by perspective and then there's like lines and squiggles coming out from around him. There's a lot of space above and all around him except for the bottom. He's got like turquoise-y, like a light, bluish, green background. It gets a little bit lighter in the middle, but I would just go with turquoise-y. Is there like a horizon? Is there a ground and a not-ground or? No, no, no. It's just like a painted turquoise-y background. Blue background, got it? Yeah, close enough. The guy's wearing yellow pants. The very bottom of the screen is like just below the top of the handlebars. There's like a little bit of bicycle bar showing at the bottom. Then there's a little bit of the bike and you can see above the handlebars the pole coming out where the seat goes, but you can't see the seat. So we want a little girth here. Just make sure you leave room for the guy and leave space around. Handlebar situation. I assume this is like a road bike situation so there's like downturn bars. It's one of those like curvy U bikes with the handlebars coming out from the U. And then there's like a saddle, ooh, saddle. You can't really see the seat but you see the pole there, yeah. Okay. Pole for the seat. Got like khaki-looking tight pants coming out toward the handlebars, but his gloves are covering the knee because his gloves- do his hands I guess first. He's got like fingerless fishnet gloves. 90 seconds. Oh God, fingerless fishnetty gloves on the handlebars. Okay. Elbows are out. Elbows are out. Yeah. Come in and big head in the middle. Got it? Elbows are out. Coming in. Is his head down? Is like, are we seeing the helmet? It's in the foreground so it's big because it's in the foreground. Are we seeing his face or the top of his head? Pole face. He's making like a puckery like the seat's going up my asshole face. Bike helmet. Not a helmet? A cap? That's a cap. I'm going to call that a cap. It's got a brim on it. He's got glasses. Oh, okay. Glasses. Got it. Puckery face. Under chin hair. I assume he's wearing a shirt of some sort. Yep, shirt. Yep. Like this. I'm kind of shirt. Oh God. Under chin hair. Under chin hair. The shirt is blue yellow red blue. Oh my god. My shit. Okay. Shirt is blue yellow yellow in the middle of the blue at the top. You said red blue. That's something arms. I didn't get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. It's a long sleeve shirt. Got it. Got it. But mustard yellow pants. Give him the pants. Pants. Okay. Yellow next to the arms. Didn't red. Pencils down. Oh man. That was amazing. Oh, we didn't even get to the squiggles. That was incredible. Bob, please pull in your picture. Oh, Bob, I'm sorry. I feel like I failed you. I tried, but there's a lot going on in this photo. Haha. Haha. Oh my god. Here's what I had to work with. Oh, man. I tried so hard. There's so much. much. You did so, you did so. Did I do it? Okay, all right, let's start with the positives, right? It's the general hunch is there. I'm so glad you got the yellow pants in there. Even if the legs aren't in the right position, it's really hard to describe that position. And there's a lot of layering of like things in front of other things. It was hard. You got the pucker. I see the glasses. I see the cap. The only things really are missing is like the gloves. I can't quite tell the long sleeve. It looks more like football pads. There's a little red missing. I can forgive that and the squiggles. The squiggles are the things that are missing. We're still in the early phase. I'll give you two on the drawing because it's clearly not perfect, but it's it's it's if you squint your eyes, I can definitely see that there's some comparison there. The description, similarly, I feel like you started strong. I think the strategy to describe it whole is good because I feel like that allowed him to get some informed decisions, but I feel like you got caught on some details trying to formulate how to say it got tripped up. The red got confusing. The color seam got confusing. So I'll give you both a two on this one. That seems generous to me, honestly. I went into total panic mode because I was looking at his legs. I heard Bob, like, here's the hell, but I was like, no, no, no, hell, I do that on the basis where I don't think I could give a either of you a one on this. I don't think the instructions were that far off. I think the efficiency of the instruction could improve. So we're still in the early phase. The next one going to be art about give you both a two out of three. I think that was good. Oh, fuck. That was very, very well done. But don't worry. The next one's going to be hopefully just as hard. I'm sure it will be fine. All right, Bob, this is yours. You noticed that? Yeah. So there's about a equivalent number of little details here. And I think that it can bowed well for the both of you. I'm ready. Three, two, one, go! Don't draw yet. This is another bicycle themed one. There's a normal sized business man wearing black pants, black shoes, a white collar shirt, and a blue stripy tie on a tiny little kids bike. So he's like squatted down on the bike, but he's doing a wheelie and he's holding a briefcase in his backhand. So he's like, having fun, kids bike, we're going to start with draw a man squatted down like he's straddling a kids bike doing a wheelie start with black pants, facing which way? He's going to the right, facing towards the right. His back leg is sort of bent at a 90 degree angle. And then his front leg is kind of like down more so you can kind of see his crotch opening. He's opening the camera. Okay. Which way is this guy going? That way. Okay, what's that thing coming out of his butt? That's his leg. He said 90 degree angle. He's going to the right. So his knees would be pointed to the right. Whatever, he's going to the right. So his knees keep going. There's a bike between his legs. It's a very small bike. He can't go back now. It's too late. That's perfect. The bike has blue handlebars. It's fun. Oh, that's it. Honestly, that's pretty good. The bike is just like two bars connecting the wheels. It's very simple. And then it has blue handlebars going up to he's holding on it with one hand and he's got the briefcase up in the other hand. So it's got one hand going down to the handlebars and then there's the backhand farther away from us is holding up a black rectangular briefcase. And he's just like, like he's doing a wheelie. One minute wheelie. Okay. Oh, you're fine. Don't you can't undo that. There's the road. Oh, no. Okay. Perfect. Yes. That's the way. I see it. Keep going. He's got dark hair. He's got thick black oval glasses. And he's got a big smile on his face. I don't know why he has a beak, but I'll allow it. That's white collar. It's a white collared shirt with a blue stripy tie. So just give him a give him a little shirt action. Yep. Well, his shirt is arms down here, but that's okay. His shirt doesn't need to be on his arms. Let's keep going. March forward, forward progress, forward progress. 20 seconds. Blue, blue tie. Blue tie, any kind of blue tie situation. Perfect. Fill it, make the briefcase as black as you can. Briefcase black. Yeah. Perfect. Fill in the bike tires with black just because, because why not? Maybe draw it, though. Don't paint. Don't fill time pencils down. Perfect. That's exactly it. Okay. You said he was going to the right. I thought he was going to my right. Going to the right, Mark. Am I having a brain aneurysm or? I drew him face another way before. I thought you told me it was wrong. What direction in this picture that you drew? What direction is that guy going? Left, but I started the other way and then I thought you changed it. You did not start the other way. You drew the legs the same way twice. You drew the legs going up. Why are your legs going up? He said 90 degrees. I didn't know what 90 degrees was. Yeah, 90 degrees towards the crown where your feet go. What a squat. Oh, do you see the picture? Please pull the picture in. The picture. I don't really want to. I don't know how that happened. I don't feel like my description was that bad. It's got blue handlebars. He's got a blue tie. He's doing a wheelie. It needs her bent. Look, the briefcase is facing the right way. Yeah, the briefcase is almost dead on. I got to say, man, his head's facing the wrong way. His legs are bent the wrong way and facing the wrong way. The bike is facing the wrong way. But that briefcase, that is literally the only thing in the right direction. Look, man, if you just mirror, if you just mirror this midsection, it's perfect. He's wheelieing. He's wheelieing. He is wheelieing barely, but he is. He is doing some kind of wheelie. He's happy. Doesn't actually look happy, but I'll give it to you. That looks like the most mid-burn I've ever seen. Wait, I hope you understand. I think this is fair if I give you a one. I believe that this would be fair if I give you a one. I won't fight it. My only, my only rebuttal is I swear I had the nose on the right and I was told to flip him. No, it was just the legs, man. It was just the legs that were making both Mark and I fucking die of laughter. When that leg bent up, I was just like, I know. It started out perfectly and I was like, great, finished the leg and you went up and it's just like, oh no. I was like, surely he'll get it right on the other side that it was like, out up. You said 90 degrees and I think I just misunderstood which part you meant the knee was 90. I did the thigh at 90. If I could give style points for this, which I'm not, I would give you points for that. Bob, I think your descriptions were grand. The only thing I could possibly say that maybe could have saved this is say, start over. Yeah, I sort of made the call in the opposite direction. After we spent a minute not working on the legs, I was like, we need to start making progress here. Totally. You were making good adaptations and hey, I think you pulled it together. I think your instructions were pretty spot on. So I would like to give you a three because I don't think you were in any way trying to sabotage him. I had a vision for how you were going. I think it was smart to start with a guy squatting. I think your decision making was good there. It just there was a translation error somewhere on a knee rotation that threw things off. You know what? It was me. I made an extra assumption that we all understood how legs are and that's on me. I skipped over a lot of important leg details and just sort of left you out to try out the legs and that is on me. So fucking funny, once again, we'll leave it up to the audience as well. I think that what they see this and they're they're like, because I could give you zero. I feel like they'll be like, yeah, yeah, we'll take the one, we'll take the one. What do you mean? Yeah, that'll be fighting for at least. Subreddit, one of you defend me. Fuck, I fucking clicked on and a button I didn't mean to and now some AI shit is happening to paint. Who ruined paint? Oh no, co-pilot. I clicked remove background on that image and it just deleted the guy and made it a white rectangle. I feel sick. It's gonna be laugh so hard. I feel nauseous. Oh, that was sick. Wade, that was really sick in the best way. I had a good thought with this. I'm saving my previous masterpiece this year. I like this. All right, Wade, I'm sending you the picture you're going to be describing. Oh, boy, I can't wait. This is the most complex picture we have and the other one is similar. I'm ready when Wade is ready to go. Three, two, one, go. All right, Bob, before we start, here we go. Image about two-thirds of the image up from the left all the way to a third of the right is a brick wall and part of the middle right side of that brick wall is crumbling the other part of the picture is a guy in a suit making like a karate punching face and his fist is contacting the wall causing it to crumble and behind him looking very small is like a city scape in the background that was good that was good so crumbly wall just makes some it's all brick on the left and where you drew there is like a middle of it but it's crumbled and like breaking apart like he just broke it we're gonna get to the crumbling here i'm working on some thoughts i'm working on some gestures and it's like a red orange brick with some you know dark brick it's like a darker brick oh yeah we'll get there guy is standing with his right arm punching the brick wall two minutes got it yep he's about two thirds up his top of his head's about two thirds up in that picture and his hips are at the bottom his hips are at the bottom of the picture top of head with a one button suit jacket suit jacket looking good i want to just put his arm down at the side since i have no further thing on that uh that one's slightly curved him into a fist very slightly elbow out right arm is up punching the brick wall he's got short we'll call it light brown hair maybe it's dark blonde light brown hair kind of facing toward the camera very slightly facing the brick wall he's punching but like torso is facing full front camera one minute is he happy he's like angry like i'm punching like karate punching like okay he's not happy he's mad oh he's you to proud open mouth bearing his teeth oh that's an important thing yes open mouth ah yeah teeth ah oh yes legs i assume no hips the picture ends in hips okay no legs got it yeah it was an important detail it pictured the hips at the bottom 30 seconds there's his hips are at the bottom got it all right uh cloud it's a very cloudy background behind him with a city scape at the bottom city scape goes up the tallest building is still lower than his armpit city uh city a tall city yep and then clouds clouds lots of cloud very cloudy ten seconds clouds clouds clouds so cloudy blue sky oh the rick's are red wait no no no no all right i'll let you take away uh i'll let that leave that last one i won't out that i would have loved it just a blood city okay i love your modern art it's a real mid-century modern wall piece here this is delightful i'm gonna send you the picture now i don't think you're that off i'm feeling strong on this one are good good as you should i think i almost looks like the clouds are saying lol so it all hinges on how brick those bricks are i think because the body poses good i think it has dark brown air versus light brown i can kind of tell he's got a suit the arm is supposed to be bent so it's like you know you can get there but i see the city you know if i squint my eyes i'm like oh clouds kind of sure sure blue the impact of the brick wall is actually pretty good um the bricks themselves what do you mean man this is very bricky what oh what was that pause i get what you're going but if i didn't know this was supposed to be a brick wall i might accidentally be like he is an artist painting something or he's fighting checkers that is also an option i don't think that helps you okay i mean obviously it's a brick wall it's clearly a brick wall clearly clearly but but i'll give you some leeway here in that at least it wasn't what way did come on man so if we're using that as the one benchmark i think this gets enough things there that it's like this is really good now wait i think your descriptions were pretty much spot on you got the two thirds you said hips he raised it up a little bit you know there's some there but you got the city background you got the break you got the position you even described the arms supposed to be there you didn't describe like the color of the suit but it was close enough you said light brown versus dark brown i think that actually that was a really good descriptive round i i think you did a great job there especially from the beginning to like two thirds brick one third that guy so i'm gonna give this two for the drawing and then i i'm gonna give a three out of three for the description i think it was very good i need to do that last one oh no that means i'm drawing yes that is how this goes oh fuck oh no it's easy it's it's it's equivalent uh-huh uh-huh yes it's equivalent stop not equivalent he's psyching you out he's trying to save you out easy i want you to succeed we can do this all right wait are you ready yes bob are you ready yes three two one go draw when you feel comfortable the bottom third of this is a brick wall the top two thirds of this the background could just be white that's close enough in the middle there is a guy standing with his arms over his head holding a baseball bat like he's about to smash the shit out of something he's kind of obscured by bricks flying towards the camera like he's already breaking through the wall that's on the bottom there so the brick wall i would say the break is sort of just left of center the baseball bat is really dead center but the guy is very slightly left of center it's a guy in blue jeans and a red and white plaid shirt about to smash down with a baseball bat big time okay i've got the bricks does the guy is where now his waistline is even with the top of the wall so i would take like an eraser two minutes a race like a v into the wall and make him standing in there and he is about twice as tall as the wall is so like you can see his legs down in that part of the wall you just erased and then his torso is like sticking up from the wall he's got blue jeans and a red yeah okay and a red and white flannel shirt you lost me for a minute out of the legs there but i see where you're going red and black flannel red and white flannel red and white flannel i mean honestly i think if you get red that's close enough but like red with white it is not i remember his arms are up over his head holding the baseball bat like he's going to smash down yeah okay yep flannel flanneling got it yep flanneling flanneling yep yep yep head there's an heck in there head okay there he's tall hammer and he's got both hands on the baseball why are you drawing a hammer i think it's a hammer i said baseball bat like five times baseball that brown brown or metal wood light brown wood baseball bat okay he's got a black hat and black thick glasses what kind of hat cap uh yeah like it just like a nonscript cap like a baseball cap kind of thing perfect perfect okay what else he's got the thick glasses he's kind of looking off to the left square around rounded yep okay looking to his left he's looking off towards our left so he's like looking close close enough that's good enough eyes are on that side lightly bearded black hair what color hair give him a collar across the top of a shirt because he does have like a white undershirt on under his flannel there you go something there but it is a white shirt so you don't have to do anything with that time oh i wasn't calling the thirties i apologize i was so enraptured by it god no no this is an improvement you're just sit back at what you've created after and wondered what the fuck it's an improvement it's an improvement it is i think it is oh i think that it is an improvement i think it is i don't get i need the flying bricks he's i like the deepest v flannel i know in the world i don't know where that came from was it just not buttoned up is that what you were imagining with the flannel shirt or i just panicked and drew i see i see okay good want to make sure we got that white shirt underneath it was my artistic rendition sure sure sure the arm it's very Patrick star here but that's okay if i'm squinting and i believe that the other squiggle that was his eye and is not his eye is his ear then he is facing the correct direction which i think you tried to squeeze that in am i correct oh this shit is right here yeah he said he said something about that yeah yeah he said that so the only thing is missing is the flying bricks really if you think about it i think this is too how do you smash bricks without a baseball bat yeah i love brown or metal brown or metal was a great question when i was like all right his legs are in that in the cut out in the wall blue jeans and you started drawing the outline you drew i couldn't tell if i needed to stop you i was like oh no other legs okay if i'm gonna give that that's blue jeans and that's white flannel and i'm just believing it i'm buying it all then the only thing's missing is the flying bricks so this got to be like a two i would take it to gladly yep you hit your two out of three i think your instructions were impeccable because really really i can see what this is the brick cut out is actually the closest thing here it's actually pretty good it's really good yeah the shape of it the kind of stair step there if it had flying bricks which i like like no time to get those anyway. It's good. You got the blue dreams, the flannel, the shape. You did say bat a lot. You said a bat a lot and then that hammer came out and I was like, there was a lot of things. I'm not gonna lie. Taking so much time on trying to get it to look like bricks. I was hard to focus on the other descriptions while making the brick lines. - That's fair, that's fair. Again, I think the descriptions were solid. Most of you guys had your descriptives spot on. So this one was three out of three. I think another minute he would have had all the details. So I think you did good. - Yeah, we were coming, if we had more time, we were coming around. - Okay, and with that, we have finished the whatever this episode was called. - Jaurdai. - Two. - Jaurdai. - So to tally the points, wait. You got point for who, who, I'm an L? - Our new upcoming tech channel, two tech boys, two tech boys, what the heck? - He's not paying attention. - All right, holy shit, I got left in the lurch there. - Sorry, I was saving my image. It's okay, I'll give it two, I was two tech boys. What the heck is this? - Oh, all their bar boys with the boys, I forgot my words with the boys. - It's too late, man, all right. - No, no, come on. - You got a full three on the red points. The red picture, you got a full three on the banana description, you got a full, you didn't get a full, you got two on the bike, and you got a one on the bike. Then you got a three on the brick descriptions, and then you got another two on the brick drawings. Bob, you got one point for snack rat this up, you got three for your own red picture descriptions, you got the banana full points there, you got two for the bike, the first bike, you got three for the second bike, two for the bricks that you drew, and then three for those bricks, which puts you at 17 to Wade's 16. - Ooh, very close, going into this, which you may not have thought of, given some of the points I was hanging out there, but unsurprisingly, very close. I can't wait to get tied up, maybe even take the lead before host wins comes up again. I'm excited, man, it's gonna be great, it's gonna be great. That was fun, I like a hindsight, looking at the pictures you chose for us were well chosen, they were the two and two were close. - Yeah, I think you focused on some different things than you did last time around, and these were, I think overall, a much simpler level of image, but with complexities because of the game, 'cause last time there wasn't there like a computer monitor with a game on it, and some like a bunch of stuff happening. - Yeah, the computer monitor game clock. It was a bit too much, so I tried to really hone in on some subject of these pictures. - Yeah, no, these were good images for this challenge. - Good, good, good. Spin that wheel, see how many we got? (upbeat music) - Two! - Two! - I might survive this. - Let's just do another lose point kind of thing. Last to touch their nose loses a point. - Hmm, okay. - Spin number one of two. (imitates a game) - Another two spin, two, two, two. - Used best word. - Hmm, Wade, you were trying to get a lot of McDonald's words in there. - I mean, I actually got a point for snack wrap this up. You did get a point for that. Was there any good descriptors that occurred? - I believe I used the word gubernatorial at one point. - Did you? - Sure. (laughing) - Wade, I'm not surprised that. I thought Mark would be like, no, you didn't. - I hate if you did. I mean, that makes my job easier. I can't think of what a best word is. - Can I respawn 'cause it doesn't jump out? - We can do a respawn. - Yeah, let's respawn that one 'cause it doesn't scream. - If the winner is not obvious, I feel like respawn is always on the table. - Whenever the best word I could think of being used is flannel, I don't know that it was. (upbeat music) - My ass. - Oh, we got it. - Oh, really? - According to me anyway, from my end, Wade was first. - I heard him after me on my end, that's crazy. - I heard me before you definitely too. - Mark is the least biased 'cause you and I are hearing ourselves with no latency, so that actually kind of makes sense. - I love that. That the only other do something when it spins came up and I just added another one, that's very fun. (laughing) - This spin will decide everything whether it's a tie and we're walking away with maybe me or who's the winner. - And the host wins again. - Worse luck. - Worse luck. - Did that apply this game? - Yeah, does it have to be within this episode 'cause I don't know that we really had a lot of luck in here. - Both of you flip a coin. Am I calling it or anything or just? - If it's heads, that's good, if it's tails, that's bad luck. So heads is good luck right now, tails are bad. If you both get heads, you'll flip again. (dramatic music) - Okay, I dropped it, I'm just gonna flip again. I'm gonna flip again, that was it. - Okay, but wait, it's got heads, that's good. (dramatic music) - I have heads, the lady is heads. - One more time, luck's on both of your sides. (dramatic music) - I have a lion, the lion is tails. - Ooh, hey me too. - Fuck, you guys got same luck. - We do, hit it again. (dramatic music) - Shit, I got heads. - No, and Bob's got it, but yes. - Wait, it's worst luck. - Wait, has the worst luck. - Oh wait, you're right, he's got the worst luck. Yes, wait, it's got it, I lose. - No, oh, I did, I fucking, wow, I flipped that. You're right, you're right, wait, that is the worst luck. - Yay, holy shit. - The only reason I'm sad is 'cause Mark told me I won for one second before we realized. - I really, I totally forgot what the premise was. That's incredible. - I like how you celebrated, I went, oh no, and then we all got like, oh wait. - Yeah, everyone, everyone simultaneously was like, Bob wins, oh wait a minute. - Bob has the best luck, wait, that's not the point. - Of course I win a coin flip when it doesn't fucking matter. (laughing) Every other time you want to win the coin flip, nothing. The time you want to lose the coin flip, win, obviously. - Well, congratulations Wade, why don't you give your winner speech channel a seat? - What you think of all this? - You know, this is the first win I've had in a while. Like, I won the one man show, but that kind of feels like what you do. This feels like the first legitimate win in a while. I can't remember the last time I actually won. It feels good to be back. We are further into 2026 than I'd like to before this win came. But it came, Bob, losers speech. If I could just say my ass faster, none of this would have even mattered. But, you know, you get what you pay for in this life. I just feel bad for all you listeners and watchers that you're gonna have to listen in or watch Wadey's little philosophy out. We're part seven. - Yeah. All right, well, I'm changing my episode now. - Yeah, that didn't sound that mean in my head, but that felt me in coming out. - No, no, no, I love it. - I just feel bad for all these, you know, there's no other way to. - I'm sure it'll be fine, I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure you'll have something, and it'll be, your games are fun, it's fine. - It's gonna be now, I'll come up with something. - Thank you, boys, for participating in this fun experiment. Thank you, everybody, for listening and/or watching. The watcher's obviously, you know, you got to see it happen. But the listeners, I hope in your head that it was a beautiful rendition and you could understand just what they were drawing based on how it went awry from what you were drawing. So, come back later and watch what unfolded and so you can know how close you might have been. Thank you all so much. This has been MySkrm, LordMiniN777, or Minion777 on the internet. My name is Markiplier, follow the podcast for more distractable.shop for merch, and thank you again. Podcast out. - Watch new episodes on Spotify.