Draw Or Die (Part 2)

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Second half, 20% off. 2025, all rights reserved. - Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Michelangelo Mark tracks the soldier, makes Tyler strip, then judges the gents' scribblings, berating Bob Flames McTeese, wants spectator mode, derides Wade, and brushes brakes. Winkling Wade remembers the Mayflower, rejects 3D for two, scrawls Soy Jack, and utterly ignores directions. From standing seats to walloping walls. Yes. It's time for Draw or Die, part two. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. - Hello and welcome to Distractable. I'm your host once again, because somehow, by the hand of fate, which we think has never happened before, I was declared the winner again by the wheel, and therefore I'm back again, and of course I had another episode in the pipe, and is it the perfectest crime? Even judging by the title that you already clicked on, you know that it's not the perfectest crime. It might be the perfectest upset. Who knows who we're going to upset in this arena today, but before we do that, meet our contestants, Bob and Wade. - Hi. - Hello. - Yes, yes, they've flown all the way in to be on this podcast. Thank you gentlemen for making the journey. - Yeah, no problem. Flight was good. Flight was good. - Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah. Hey, comfort plus for our guests. - Yeah, no, I appreciate that. That's nice. You don't get that from other shows, you know? - I know, I know. - You stick you in the back. They actually get that Ryanair jet that's standing room only that we made a joke about. - We made a joke about existing almost a decade ago. - Do you think that they made that since? - That's real. That's a thing, yes. - Now? - It's a thing I believe that's in service. Ah, that might not be true. - Next comes the bike pedal plane where we have to pedal to live. - Yeah, and your kids are dangling in the cage. - Oh, what a good bit. Oh, that was back when we were funny. Remember? Remember when we were funny? - Honestly, I wish I could. I would just start recycling those bits 'cause nobody's going to remember stuff that long ago. - Nine months ago, there was an article that says, "Budget airline, Ryanair, "denies claims it will soon offer cheaper standing seats." They deny it. But the CEO has been clear with, he says, and I'm extremely paraphrasing, this is not a Boudoir quote, "People only want one thing from us "and that's the cheapest flights possible." So if it was possible to offer even further reduced prices by having standing seats, we would. But safety is the first priority and it's simply not allowed. That was in 2012. - He says from his cardboard plane that's standing room only. - He didn't say, "Unpossible or humane." He said, "They won't let us." - They won't. - We tried to make a plane out of Tupperware. They wouldn't let us. - I can't believe these pesky FAA. - We were going to put our passengers in a slingshot and just hope they landed safely, but they won't let us do that. - We heard that distractible advertisement where Mark was trebucheting things around and we were like, "Hey, eh?" But they won't let you do that now, so. - I would try. I would try a standing seat. - It was for like an hour or less. Like I know, especially in Europe, there's a lot of flights where it's like, pay 20 bucks, fly for 40 minutes from Heathrow to somewhere in Dublin or somewhere in Ireland, something like that. Like, maybe. If it was like Cincinnati to Detroit, maybe. If it was really cheap, like really cheap. - I kind of would be okay with, if there was a flight and it was just standing room, there's no seats, there's no standing seat, but it's just like guardrails and handrails and things like that. - It's like a subway. You just hold on. - Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, if it's just an hour flight, I'm like, "You know, actually, maybe I could do that. Let's pack in here. Squeeze in, we can fit more." Excuse me, let me just get out. - Give me comfortable seats with leg room or give me hoo-hoo, I'm a fucking owl. - It's like those trains in Tokyo. Everyone's trying to get on the last plane and the guy at the door is like, "Eh, oh." Get your fingers in there, gosh. - That sounds awful, no. - Then it doesn't matter if you could sit and sit down, you can just relax your body and float in the mass of humanity. - We are one step away from then the treadmill that powers the plane we all gotta walk on in our standing room. - But think of the savings. - I'm thinking of 'em, I'm thinking of 'em right now. - We wouldn't see the savings, but for shareholders, the savings. - Man, you know, they used to be boats back in the day, like cruises. I'm sure the Titanic had this too, where it's like the lower levels are just crammed in there. It's a squeeze 'em in bed. What are you talking about? Get in there, you know? And hey, people did it 'cause it was cheap. And you know what? Maybe. - As far as I've heard, everyone loved that. - Yeah, everyone. I mean, you haven't heard anyone complaining about it now, you'd think it would've come up. - Well, that's what I'm saying. - I remember when the Sunflower landed at, or wait, the Mayflower, that's the one, landed at Plymouth Rock and everyone was standing, dying of the plague. Why can't we go back to those days? - By the way, everyone listening, slash S, slash S. - Like we're slashing our prices. Oh, that's sarcasm. - Yes, that's what I was getting at. I'm getting it. Anyway, all right, so good Ryanair update. I really appreciate that. How is Soulja Boy doing? - Oh, still there, still selling Soulja consoles probably. - Is he on the Soulja Boy 64 yet, or is he still in 16-bit? - No, I thought the latest one was like a DS or a Switch or something, wasn't it? I gotta look again, but. - I don't honestly remember. It's been a minute since we talked about Soulja Boy updates. - The innovation is quite insane. One-tenth the price or one-one-thousandth the quality. - I don't see any updates. - Sadly. So I don't think that there's any new Soulja Boy game consoles coming out anytime soon. - Only been a few months since the last one. - All right, so outside of the world of Ryanair and Soulja Boy, how are you guys doing? - Doing pretty good. - Except for there's snow on the ground still. - It's February, I guess. Isn't that still winter? - I've McFlurry pun had it. - What? - I was trying to make a Flurries and McFuckin' had it, but I was like, nah, Snowflurries, McFlurry, that doesn't make sense, it never congealed. - No, no, try again. - Keep going, keep going. - It is dead on the floor. - Come on, man. - McFuck, McFuck. - See, he's got it, he's got it, I'm laughing. - Just work it, workshop it. - I can't read nugget-tate it. It's like resuscitate, but with nuggets, 'cause McDonald's pun. - Mm. - It's Whopper's Burger King. - Let's snack wrap this up. - This segment was not sponsored by McDonald's. Don't go eat McDonald's because of this. You can do it for other reasons, just with, you did this to us, Wade. - Yeah. - Look, guys, I need you to de-influence me, okay? I need help. We've talked about this before, but I'm going through another cycle, I'm going through another downtime. You're the wrong people to bring this to you, but I'm gonna try. - We're like a sappy meal, we can help. - Convince me I don't need a 3D printer, please convince me. Tell me I'm a lazy sack of shit, and I'll never actually use it, too. Tell me I don't, I won't do all these projects I have in my head. Convince, de-influence me. Come on, come through for me. - I would love to, and I will, but Wade, I did hear you had another pun, and I just want him to get it in. I'll get back to the 3D printer, I swear. But Wade, I heard that, and I think it might've made me smile. - The sappy meal? - Yeah. - What was that about that? - I don't know, something, Bob was getting these, like, I need you guys to help me. I was like, oh, it was like a sappy meal. Don't meet your heroes. That's our staff. email boy i'm not getting anyone no one getting points here all right 3d printer i love how fair and balanced this podcast is no one's gonna never mcdonald's i'm shoving it that was actually funny i just feel like i can't laugh at your bits right now that was that was good though that was very funny that's good job this feels sincere wow feeling good thanks for coming back to me anyway 3d printer you should look into a prusa you should get a prusa print they're cool but they're expensive if if they don't come to you on a pallet from prusa directly they cost a lot of money i know this is the wrong group to bring it to because wade loves buying stuff and leave it on his floor and mark loves 3d printing i don't need one but man am i obsessed with it have you ever downloaded 3d cad software and designed a part that you can't 3d print because your 3d printer doesn't work currently but you're like nah i'll buy one and print it that'll that'll happen i looked at mark's iron lung bucket for the 3d printing code until i went and just bought one from regal yeah but that's gonna take a while to get there that's the closest i've been to 3d printing was taking mark's code my code not my code yeah discounted code what you can do is you can get a used 3d printer for great prices because they come out with new versions all the time and even if it's not a prusa you can get like prusa like mark threes for probably decent prices even like used mark forest probably you could get for decent price and if you get a used mark four you can upgrade it to a core one they have that path available if it's the right one i think i found out on one on wish that does 3d printing but it does it in a two-dimensional scale oh what does that mean all of your 3d printing comes out on like paper oh 2d printer joke is funny guys that's that sound we were making oh good thing i brought my briefcase of funnies today i'm gonna open it up now so i say stuff that makes people laugh you're doing great man you're doing great don't worry about it don't worry what anybody's saying don't worry about it honk honk here's my squeezy funny lens cleaner it's my funny box laugh all right all right all right all right let's hold off on the funny just until we get to the the actual main game here oh my bad i was bringing a serious question to the group i'm having a serious we helped we told you what i wanted at all i'm gonna go buy one though yeah go buy one yeah that'd be great get a well well maintained use one you'll be happy you gotta be careful bob you're talking to the two tech boys here we're always going to encourage you to buy new tech that's us two tech boys doing the tech two tech boys oh what the heck two tech boys get on the deck yeah two tech boys fucking look it's shrek all right i'll give you a little bit for that and just doesn't you know doesn't throw you we did this comrade the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon 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from the super bowl that makes total sense for this show that does make sense it does just tyler if we actually got like a super bowl thing tyler in the background would just be like he would though you're right stripped down all the way to his tom brady jersey oh yeah absolutely wish he wears to bed every night yeah i'm tyler heads is weighed bob your tails i'll tell you what we're doing after i spin this bonk bam it's bob goes first of course it is i'll actually let you decide are you going to kick or receive i guess uh we want to receive okay you're receiving so you're receiving you're going to be the first to draw fire up ms paint or your preferred drawing program oh uh i want to be a referee not an option i want to be in the stands i guess you could quit the podcast yes uh i'm considering it oh in the constitution i don't i think it's a lifetime appointment all right i have paint open welcome to draw or die what we're gonna do here if you okay use unless you have a fantasia use your inner eye and imagine alongside of us not your third eye because that's your butthole i'm gonna send wade a picture from a stock image site it's gonna start simple they'll gradually get more complex however far we go is just up to how soon we get through this this is cooperative right we want each other to succeed yes so i'm gonna give points based on like did you do a good enough job it's out of three so remember the the three is like an artistic drawing program and i'm gonna send wade a picture from a stock image site it's gonna start simple drawing three scoring system for how well you drew the matching thing but also there's a scoring system for how well you were describing it to your opponent do you guys remember how long i gave you to do this less than 40 minutes that's okay all right um all right i don't remember was it like a couple minutes it was pretty quick it was yeah it was quick but not it was so shockingly fast i think it was three minutes we can try three minutes and we'll feel if that's too long or too short but i think it was three my brain says one but one feels way too short probably yeah one is too short i do not think we did one i'm pretty sure it must have been some at least three if not more than that three seems fair all right so wade i am sending you a picture hey the last thing is i sent you here where are the pictures from before that's funny i love when we hang out they're all landscape so your canvas can be the same they're all landscape at least that's kind of the general shape of the picture some might be slightly more landscape but you can keep it to landscape whatever the default is that's what you can go with so wait do you see your picture yes so when i hit the timer what we'll do is bob you go ahead and share your screen with your ms paint or whatever you have yep wade you are describing the image you're able to see what he's doing you are describing the image and so you just want to give him as much as possible to get the image across you want to describe it well you all remember how this went before i can't even remember if you were able to tell i believe you were seeing we were seeing okay cool we were definitely seeing yeah i think so so i'm putting three minutes on the clock and if you both are ready we will kick this game off everyone who's just listening listen to wade's description and paint this in your mind if you're a viewer just enjoy it as it all unfolds in front of you all right three two one go all right we have a red background got it there is a guy in a red t-shirt belly button torso up emerging from the bottom left his hands in a fist his left hand which will be on the right because he's facing us a little bit higher up like eyeball height so celebration pose guy in a red shirt yeah yeah fist like that oh that's a shirt okay good yeah that's the shirt perfect he's kind of going at a different angle though you have the opposite angle he's kind of coming out opposite angled a little bit because he's okay got it yeah yeah that's fine that's fine so it's kind of like this yeah yeah perfect yeah that's it right arm is on the left side comes up to like his fist comes just above his chest on that side so his arm kind of goes off like that but then it kind of like good enough yeah yeah yeah and he's got like a fist situation left arm does the same but it goes out to the left left arm does the same but it goes out to the left got it so he's kind of like yeah perfect no fist oh and then his head is in like a triumphant scream black short hair and black rimmed glasses but triumphant scream you see oh my sweet fuck bob is going rogue with the fill tool he really the fill tool's really screwing us here it's fine all right just i'm gonna yep they're perfect perfect that's what i wanted i would get that head in their head black rimmed glasses oh black hair short black hair no i don't even know what the hair is gonna matter he's very big in your picture but that's okay are they rectangular glasses the round okay good thanks thanks for getting that in that's really good you're welcome i appreciate the timeliness of your answer i forgot square glasses existed oh yeah that's exactly what they look like that's what i meant and then oh black hair triumphant scream uh-huh uh-huh short hair right short hair yep perfect and then the old 20 seconds front and bottom teeth are showing he has ears and a nose easy teeth he has a nose perfect that's all of his teeth they're right there they're all in there you can count them ears nose uh yeah i think there's a little bit of white showing over here but i think it's going to look good on his left shoulder like an undershirt no you're fine you're fine at time no no no pencil down pencil down pencil down this was great it's a great start i do think three minutes was the time because i was at first i was like oh he's gonna get this quick and now i realize like oh the more complicated ones he's so three minutes is what we're gonna stick with wade would you please show wait no i'm gonna actually no i'm gonna send bob that's right i send bob the picture that wade just got so that he can pull it in side by side of what it is bob are you ready to see what your picture was yeah yeah yeah bonk oh yeah no yeah yeah yeah i think it's a fairly good interpretation and then we hit it with the old well it's just my drawing it's like it's the same picture it's the same picture it's the same picture it's just my art that's actually it's really good not horrific the angle was key i think the angle change right there at the beginning because he was originally everyone listening he was originally leaning left out of frame and then he was reading leaning right in the source picture he has the right hand roughly the right position left hand is definitely in the correct position i see round glasses i see all those front and beautiful bottom teeth the red and the red is a good thing because the shade of red of the shirt was the same shade as the red of the background which i picked intentionally to try to throw you off he does go out of frame a little bit but as a first try i'm willing to give this a three because it's the easiest it's only gonna get harder from here and description also i'm gonna give a three because when you were flying away with like red background i think you got that good got a little panic for there so as a warm-up round i think you both did great i love this for us i think that was fantastic i love that we also didn't know the time until the final 20 seconds because that was part of my panic and the description is like has it been 20 seconds or three minutes already i don't know i will give you countdowns at one minute and 30 seconds i kind of forgot that's all right it added some pressure all right so well done boys both three out of three i'll judge this next one justice easily bob this is coming to you this will be your picture to describe okay good good roughly the same difficulty right i'd like to think that this is pretty much the same yeah i think that's pretty fair actually i think that's pretty fair so wade you've got your canvas up there i will also allow you if you want to pre-draw your box frame inside of there whatever you want to do yeah if you if you want to put a frame up it is landscape so that can give you i think that was helpful just to have some kind of reference yeah got your tool ready got everything set up as you want it sure three two one go all right don't draw i'm gonna give you the whole picture before we start it's a pink background there's a guy who's in the middle bottom his head comes up to maybe two-thirds of the way up he's holding a banana in his right hand and he's holding a banana and he's holding a banana hand which is on our left and he's kind of like and so pink background white t-shirt there's a guy coming out of the middle bottom of the frame he's like chest up white t-shirt white t-shirt it's a good strategy i kind of like it two-thirds up that's like the top of his head is two-thirds up what part of his body is at the bottom of the frame his nips are just above the bottom edge of the frame okay so he big right yeah i'll take that that's all right and this is white white t-shirt his head is kind of like a tall oval and his mouth is open like he's going ah and he has brown hair and a brown beard it really looks like a soy jack meme head right there i think it's perfectly in the shape it does it does short brown hair long brown hair he's short not like buzz cut but the beard and the hair are similar length and they're both medium short beard and it's like a full beard it goes around his chin and it goes above his oh it goes all the way oh yeah it does yeah it does this is such a straight-up soy and his his eyes are open fairly wide and he's literally his mouth is open like he's going you could see a little bit of top and front teeth all right oh perfect uh he's holding a banana yeah so he's his arms are up like like he's like what and in his right hand on our left of the frame in his hand one minute you could see most of the banana sticking up like the stem is up and you could see like three-quarters of the banana sticking up out of his hand okay and then what's what's the left hand doing the other hand is just up in a similar position it's just kind of open just like what what if you have time i would go in with a little brown and give him some eyebrows he's got pretty pretty defined eyebrows kind of like curvy outside like happy eyebrows sorry 15 seconds i wasn't even paying attention well what else does he have uh is it i mean that's very accurate except for how tall he is add some more pink up top if you can time pencil down pencil down all right all right wait are you ready to see what your picture was yeah the scale of like nipples at the bottom that threw me off oh there's a lot of dead space i kept i did try to get that way to give up on that oh okay when you said two-thirds i i said two-thirds i said two-thirds i said the top of his head came up to about two-thirds through through the through the frame there i'd call it half-ish but yeah two-thirds is fair drag that picture in let's let's see there he is oh it's the same picture look at that yeah i had the banana going the wrong way but otherwise yeah yeah i almost i almost picked on that but we were low on time and i was like the banana's in there that's pretty good yeah i like that you have the banana in there at all with the stem and the right amount of banana it's it is face down and then you have the banana in there and then you have the banana in there and it's facing the wrong way i think i can forgive that i kind of handsome squidward his head a little bit but i do want to focus on some can you move the picture and reveal the other hand i know fingers are hard i just but look the thumb is perfect i do see the thumb yeah the thumb is there and the other hand was holding a banana but it was one of those prank grenade bananas and it just blew up all the other fingers he's kind of holding the banana like i'd hold a grenade it's like home movies right there's a very stylized his hand is angled back and you just lose the definition but like they're in there in the animation you can totally see it it reads the arm is in the right position he is a little high yeah he is high i don't know how low his nipples are but this the dude in your drawing has low nips it maybe actually made a little smaller the descriptions were there the drawing went a little away from it but because this is the first one and the rough shape is there i'm gonna give you both three again because it's just the same warm-up i think it's close enough because it only gets harder from here good i think that if we can all understand that this is about to go downhill very quickly i don't know what you're talking about bob it's back on you to draw i'm gonna give way this image so that he can translate it to you wade i just sent you a picture and i think you can agree it's marginally more difficult than the other pictures i'm gonna use the whole canvas as my frame this time uh-oh uh oh somehow i started playing wordle on discord i didn't know it was a possible thing i'm ready whenever you guys are you ready bob yes three two one go bob i'm gonna do the same thing you did and describe the whole picture first so we have a guy on a bicycle leaning very hard forward over the bars and his head looks very big by perspective and then there's like lines and squiggles coming out from around him so there is a lot of space above and all around him except for the bottom he's got like turquoisey like a light bluish green background it gets a little bit lighter in the middle but i would just go with turquoisey is there like a horizon is there a ground and a not ground or no no no it's just like a painted turquoisey background blue background got it yeah i'm uh close enough the guy's wearing yellow pants the very bottom of the screen is like just below the top of the handlebars there's like a little bit of bicycle bar showing at the bottom and then there's a little bit of the bike and you can see above the handlebars the pole coming out where the seat goes but you can't see the seat so we want a little girth here just make sure you leave room for the guy and leave space around handlebar situation i assume this is like a road bike situation so there's like downturn bars it's one of those like curvy u bikes with the handlebars coming out from the u and then there's like a saddle saddle you can't really see the seat but you see the pole there yeah okay pull for the seat he's got like khaki looking tight pants coming out toward the handlebars but his gloves are covering the knee because his gloves do his hands i guess first he's got like fingerless fishnet gloves 90 seconds oh god finger fingerless fishnetty gloves on the handlebars okay elbows are out elbows are out yeah uh come in and big head in the middle got it elbows are out coming in is his head down is like are we seeing the helmet it's it's in the foreground so it's big because it's in the foreground do we see his face or the top of his head whole face he's making like a puckery like the seat's going up my asshole face bike helmet not a helmet a cap that's a cap i'm gonna call that a cap it's got a brim on it he's got glasses oh okay glasses got it puckery face under chin hair i assume he's wearing a shirt of some sort yep shirt yep like this some kind of shirt oh god i love under chin hair under chin hair shirt is blue yellow red blue oh my shit okay shirt is blue yellow just yellow in the middle then blue at the top you said red blue because it's a long sleeve shirt it's a long sleeve shirt got it got it got it but mustard yellow pants wow that's not what i wanted to have happen mustard yellow pants give him the pants pants pants okay a yellow next to the arms then red pencils down that was amazing oh we didn't even get to the squiggles that was incredible bob please pull in your picture oh bob i'm sorry i feel like i failed you i tried but there's a lot going on in this photo oh my god here's what i had to work with oh man i tried so hard there's so much you did so you did so did i do it okay all right let's start with the positives right it's the general hunch is there i'm so glad you got the yellow pants in there even if the legs aren't in the right position it's really hard to describe that position and there's a lot of layering of like things in front of other things it was hard you got the pucker i see the glasses i see the cap the only things really are missing is like the gloves i can't quite tell the long sleeve it looks more lately football pads there's a little red missing i can forgive that and the squiggles the squiggles are are the things that are missing we're still in the early phase i'll give you two on the drawing because it's clearly not perfect but it's it's if you squint your eyes i can definitely see that there's some comparison there the description similarly i feel like you started strong i think the strategy to describe it whole is good because i feel like that allowed him to get some informed decisions but i feel like you got caught on some details trying to formulate how to say it got tripped up the red got confusing the color scheme got confusing so i'll give you both a two on this one that seems generous to me honestly i went into total panic mode because i was looking at his legs and i heard bob like here's the helmet i was like no not a helmet you fool i do that on the basis where i don't think i could give either of you a one on this i don't think the instructions were that far off i think the efficiency of the instruction could improve so we're still in the early phase the next one gonna be harder but i'll give you both a two out of three i think that was good oh that was very very well done but don't worry the next one's gonna be hopefully just as hard i'm sure it will be fine all right bob this is yours you noticed that yeah so there's about equivalent number of little details here and i think that it can uh bode well for the both of you i'm ready three two one go don't draw yet this is a another bicycle themed one there's a normal sized businessman wearing black pants black shirt black pants black shirt black shirt black shirt black shirt black shirt shoes a white collared shirt and a blue stripy tie on a tiny little kid's bike so he's like squatted down on the bike but he's doing a wheelie and he's holding a briefcase in his back hand so he's like having fun kids bike we're gonna start with draw a man squatted down like he's straddling a kid's bike doing a wheelie start with black pants facing which way he's going to the right facing towards the right his back leg is sort of bent at a 90 degree angle and then his front leg is kind of like down more so you can kind of see his crotch opening he's opening the camera okay which way is this guy going that way okay what's that thing coming out of his butt that's his leg you said 90 degree angle he's going to the right so his knees would be pointed to the right whatever he's going to the holy shit oh oh he's going to the right so his knees oh jesus christ keep going there's a bike between his legs it's a very small bike you can't go back now it's too late that's perfect the bike has blue handlebars that's but oh that's honestly that's pretty good the bike is just like two bars connecting the wheels it's very simple and then it has blue handlebars going up to he's holding on it with one hand and he's got the briefcase up in the other hand so he's got one hand going down to the handlebars and then there's the back hand farther away from us is holding up a black rectangular briefcase and he's just like ah like he's doing a wheelie one minute wheelie okay uh oh you're fine don't you can't undo that there's the road oh okay perfect yes that's the way i see it keep going he's got dark hair he's got thick black oval glasses and he's got a big smile on his face i don't know why he has a beak but i'll allow it oh white collar it's a white collared shirt with a blue stripy tie so just give him a give him a little shirt action yep well his shirt his arms down here but that's okay his shirt doesn't need to be on his arms let's keep going march forward forward progress forward progress 20 seconds blue blue tie blue tie any kind of blue tie situation perfect feel it make the briefcase as black as you can briefcase black yeah perfect fill in the bike tires with black just because because why not maybe draw it though don't paint don't fill time pencils down perfect that's exactly it okay you said he was going to the right i thought he was going to my right going to the right mark am i having a brain aneurysm or i drew him face another way before i thought you told me it was wrong what direction in this picture that you drew what direction is that guy going left but i started the other way and then i thought you changed it you did not start the other way you drew the legs the same way twice you drew the legs going up why are your legs going up he said 90 degrees i didn't know what 90 degrees was yeah 90 degrees towards the ground where your feet go like a squat oh do you see the picture please pull the picture in did you get the picture i don't really want to i don't know how that happened i don't feel like my description was that bad it's got blue handlebars he's got a blue tie he's doing a wheelie his knees are bent look the briefcase is facing the right way yeah the briefcase is almost dead on i gotta say man his head's facing the wrong way his legs are bent the wrong way and facing the wrong way the bike is facing the wrong way but that briefcase that is literally the only thing in the right direction look man if you just mirror if you just mirror this midsection it's perfect he's wheeling he's wheeling he is wheeling he's wheeling barely but he is he is doing some kind of wheelie he's happy it doesn't actually look happy but i'll give that to you that looks like the most mid bird i've ever seen wait i hope you understand i think this is fair if i give you a one i believe that this would be fair if i give you a one i won't fight it my only my only rebuttal is i swear i had the nose on the right and i was told to flip him no it was just the legs man it was just the legs that were making both mark and i fucking die of laughter when that leg bent up i was just like i know it started out perfectly and i was like great finish the leg and he went up and i was just like oh no and i was like surely he'll get it right on the other side then it was like out up you said 90 degrees and i think i just misunderstood which part you meant the knee was 90 i did the thigh at 90 if i could give style points for this which i'm not i would give you points for that bob i think your descriptions were grand the only thing i could possibly say that maybe could have saved this is say start over just delete everything yeah well i sort of made the call in the opposite direction after we spent a minute not working on the legs i was like we need to start making progress here totally you were making good adaptations and hey i think you pulled it together i think your instructions were pretty spot on so i would like to give you a three because i don't think you were in any way trying to sabotage him i had a vision for how you were going i think it was smart to start with a guy squatting i think your decision making was good there it just there was a translation error somewhere on on knee rotation that threw things off you know what it was me i made an extra assumption that we all understood how legs are and that's on me i skipped over a lot of important leg details and just sort of left you out to dry on the legs and i'm that is on me so fucking funny i think this is the same picture once again we'll leave it up to the audience as well i think that when they see this and they're like because i could give you a zero i feel like they'll be like yeah yeah we'll take the one we'll take the one what do you mean they'll be fighting for at least subreddit one of you defend me fuck i fucking clicked on a button i didn't mean to and now some ai shit is happening to paint who ruined paint oh no code pilot i clicked remove background on that image and it just deleted the guy and made it a white rectangle i feel sick that made me laugh so hard i feel nauseous oh that was sick wade that was really sick in the best way i had a good thought with this i'm saving my previous masterpieces here i like this all right wait i'm sending you the picture you're going to be describing oh boy i can't wait this is the most complex picture we have and the other one is similar i'm ready when wait is ready to go three two one go all right bob before we start here we go image about two-thirds of the image from the left all the way to a third of the right is a brick wall and part of the middle right side of that brick wall is crumbling the other part of the picture is a guy in a suit making like a karate punching face and his fist is contacting the wall causing it to crumble and behind him looking very small is like a cityscape in the background that was good that was good so crumbly wall just make some it's all brick on the left and where you drew there is like a middle of it but it's crumbled and like breaking apart like he just broke it we're gonna get to the crumbling here i'm working on some thoughts i'm working on some gestures and it's like a red orange brick with some you know dark brick it's like a darker brick oh yeah we'll get there guy is standing with his right arm punching the brick wall two minutes got it yep he's about two-thirds up his top of his head's about two-thirds up in that picture and his hips are at the bottom his hips are at the bottom of the picture top of his head is about two-thirds up and his hips are at the bottom of the picture with a one-button suit jacket suit jacket looking good i want to just put his arm down at the side since i have no further thing on that uh that one's slightly curved in with into a fist very slightly elbow out right arm is up punching the brick wall he's got short we'll call it light brown hair maybe it's dark blonde light brown hair kind of facing toward the camera very slightly facing the brick wall he's punching but like torso is facing full front camera one minute is he happy he's like angry like i'm punching like karate punching like okay he's not happy he's mad oh he's unibrowed open mouth burying his teeth oh that's an important thing yes open mouth ah yeah teeth ah ah and he has legs i assume no hips the picture ends at hips okay no legs got it yeah that was an important detail a picture the hips are at the bottom 30 seconds there's his hips are at the bottom got it all right uh cloud it's a very cloudy background behind him with a cityscape at the bottom cityscape goes up the tallest building is still lower than his armpit uh city uh city a tall city yep and then clouds clouds lots of very cloudy 10 seconds clouds clouds clouds so cloudy blue sky all right i'll let you take away uh i'll let that leave that last one i won't count that i would love to just a blood city okay i love your modern art it's a real mid-century modern wall piece here this is delightful i'm gonna send you the picture now i don't think you're that off i'm feeling strong on this one all right good good as you should i think it almost looks like the clouds are saying lol don't do it lou so it all hinges on how brick those bricks are i think because the body pose is good i think he has dark brown air versus light brown i can kind of tell he's got a suit the arm is supposed to be bent so it's like you know you can get there but i see the city you know if i squint my eyes i'm like ah clouds kind of sure sure lou the impact of the brick wall is actually pretty good um the bricks themselves what do you mean man those are very bricky what um what was that pause i get what you're going but if i didn't know this was supposed to be a brick wall i might accidentally be like he is an artist painting something or he's fighting checkers that is also an option i don't think that helps you oh okay i mean obviously it's a brick wall i it's clearly a brick wall clearly clearly but but i'll give you some leeway here in that at least it wasn't what wade did come on man so if we're using that as the one benchmark i think this gets enough things there that it's like this is really good now wade i think your descriptions were pretty much spot on you got the two-thirds you said hips he raised it up a little bit you know there's some there but you got the city background you got the break you got the position you got the position you even described the the arm supposed to be there you didn't describe like the color of the suit but it was close enough you said light brown versus dark brown i think that actually that was a really good descriptive round i i think you did a great job there especially from the beginning to like two-thirds brick one-third that guy so i'm going to give this two for the drawing and then i i'm going to give a three out of three for the description i think it was very good i needed that the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lemon on top and lemon on the bottom in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the sip tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college that's why she shops at bj bj's wholesale club saving up to 25 off grocery store prices beef jerky microwave meals laundry pods even they can't screw up have you met my kids and with bj's gas she gets there for less they call me the road warrior this is your home road warrior mom home of the save join for just twenty dollars at bjs.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save last one oh no that means i'm drawing yes that is how this goes oh fuck oh no it's easy it's it's equivalent uh-huh uh-huh it's not not equivalent he's psyching you out he's trying to psych you out i want you to succeed we can do this all right wait are you ready yes bob are you ready yes three two one go you draw when you feel comfortable the bottom third of this is a brick wall the top two-thirds of this the background could just be white that's close enough in the middle there is a guy standing with his arms over his head holding a baseball bat like he's about to smash the shit out of something he's kind of obscured by bricks flying towards the camera like he's already breaking through the wall that's on the bottom there so the brick wall i would say the break is sort of just left of center the baseball bat is really dead center but the guy is very slightly left of center it's a guy in blue jeans and a red and white plaid shirt about to smash down with a baseball bat big time okay i've got the bricks those are the guys where now his waistline is even with the top of the wall so i would take like an eraser two minutes erase like a v into the wall and make him standing in there and he is about twice as tall as the wall is so like you can see his legs down in that part of the wall you just erased and then his torso is like sticking up from the wall he's got blue jeans and a red yeah okay and a red and white flannel shirt you lost me for a bit out of the lakes there but i see where you're going red and black flannel red and white flannel red and white flannel i mean honestly i think if you get red that's close enough but like red with white it is i remember his arms are up over his head holding the baseball bat like he's gonna smash down yeah okay yep flannel flanneling got it yep flannel flanneling flanneling yep yep yep head there's a neck in there head okay yeah he's tall hammer and he's got both hands on the baseball why are you drawing a hammer i thought you said a hammer i said baseball bat like five times baseball bat brown brown or metal wood light brown wood baseball bat okay he's got a black hat and black thick glasses what kind of hat cap uh yeah like just like a nondescript cap like a baseball cap kind of thing perfect perfect okay what else he's got thick glasses he's kind of looking off to the left square around rounded yep okay looking to his left he's looking off towards our left so he's like looking close close enough that's good enough eyes are on that side lightly bearded black hair what color hair give him a collar across the top of his shirt because he does have like a white undershirt on under his flannel there you go something in there but it is a white shirt so you don't have to do anything with that time oh i wasn't calling the 30s i apologize i was so enraptured by it god no no this is an improvement you ever just sit back at what you've created after and wondered what the fuck it's an improvement it's an improvement it is i think it is i i think that it is an improvement i think it is i don't get any of the flying bricks he's i like the deepest v flannel in the world i don't know where that came from was it just not buttoned up is that what you were imagining with the flannel shirt or i just panicked and drew i see i see okay good i wanted to make sure we got that white shirt underneath it was my artistic rendition sure sure sure the arm it's very patrick star going on here but that's okay if i'm squinting and i believe that the other squiggle that was his eye and is not his eye is his ear then he is facing the correct direction which i think you tried to squeeze that in am i correct oh his chin is right here yeah he said he said something about that yeah yeah yeah he said that so the only thing is missing is the flying bricks really if you think about it i think this is two how do you smash bricks with a baseball bat yeah i love browner metal browner metal was a great question when i was like all right his legs are in that in the cutout in the wall blue jeans and you started drawing the outline you drew i couldn't tell if i needed to stop you i was like oh oh no oh their legs okay if i'm gonna give that that's blue jeans and that's white flannel and i'm just believing it i'm buying it all then the only thing's missing is the flying bricks so it's got to be like a two i would take it too gladly yep you get your two out of three i think your instructions were impeccable because really really i can see what this is the brick cutout is actually the closest thing here it's actually pretty good it's really good yeah the shape of it the kind of stair step there if it had flying bricks which i i like no time to get those anyway it's good you got the blue dreams the flannel flannel the shape you did say bat a lot you said about a lot and then that hammer came out and i was like there was a lot of things i'm not gonna lie taking so much time on trying to get it to look like bricks it was hard to focus on the other description of it and i was like i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna while making the brick lines that's fair that's fair again i i think the descriptions were solid most of you guys had your descriptives spot on so this one was three out of three i think you know another minute he would have had all the details so i think you did good yeah we were coming if we had more time we were coming around okay and with that we have finished the whatever this episode was called draw or die to draw or die so to tally the points wait you got a point for who i'm an owl our new upcoming tech channel two tech boys two tech boys what the heck he's not paying attention all right holy shit i got left in the lurch there sorry i was saving my image it's okay i'll give it i'll give you two i was two tech boys what the heck i guess oh oh they're our boy we're the boys i forgot we were the boys it's too late man all right no no come on you got a full three on the red points uh the red picture you got a full three on the banana description you got a full you didn't get a full you got two on the bike and you got a one on the bike then you got a three on the brick descriptions and then you got a another two on the brick drawings bob you got one point for snack rat this up you got three for the red your own red picture descriptions you got the banana full points there you got two for the bike the first bike you got three for the second bike two for the bricks that you drew and then three for those two and then you got three for those bricks which puts you at 17 to wade's 16 oof very close going into this which you may not have thought of given some of the points i was hanging out there but unsurprisingly very close i can't wait to get tied up maybe even take the lead before host wins comes up again i'm excited man it's gonna be great it's gonna be great that was fun i like in hindsight looking at either the pictures you chose for us were well chosen like they were the two two and two were close yeah i think you made see you focused on some different things than you did last time around and these were i think overall a much simpler level of image but with complexities because of the game because last time there was wasn't there like a computer monitor with a game on it and some like a bunch of stuff happening yeah the computer monitor game clock it was a bit too much so i tried to really hone in on some subjects on these pictures yeah i know these were good images for this challenge good good good spin that wheel see how many we got two i might survive this let's just do another lose point kind of thing last to touch their nose loses a point okay spin number one of two another two spin used best word wade you were trying to get a lot of mcdonald's words in there i mean i actually got a point for like wrap this up you did get a point for that was there any good descriptors that occurred i believe i used the word gubernatorial at one point did you sure wait i'm not surprised that i thought mark would be like no you didn't i hey if you did i mean that makes my job easier i can't think of what a best word is can i re-spin because it doesn't jump out we could do a re-spin yeah let's re-spin that one because it doesn't scream if the winner is not obvious i feel like re-spin is a good idea i think it's a good idea i think it's a good idea re-spin is always on the table whenever the best word i could think of being used as flannel i don't know that it was my ass oh wait got it oh really according to me anyway from my end wade was first i heard him after me on my end that's crazy i heard me before you definitely too mark is the least biased because you and i are hearing ourselves with no latency so that actually kind of makes sense i love that they that the only other do something when it spins came up and i just added another one that's very fun you this spin will decide everything whether it's a tie and we're walking away with maybe me or who's the winner and the host wins again worst luck worst luck did that apply this game yeah does it have to be within this episode because i don't know that we really had a lot of luck in here both of you flip a coin am i calling it or anything or just if it's heads that's good if it's tails that's bad luck so heads is good luck right now tails are bad if you both get heads you'll flip a coin again okay i dropped it i'm just gonna flip again i'm gonna flip again that was a okay but wade's got heads that's good i have heads the lady is heads one more time luck's on both your sides i have a lion the lion is tails oh hey me too fuck you guys got same luck we do hit it again uh uh uh uh uh shit i got heads no and bob's got it wait yes wait it's worst luck wade has the worst luck oh wait you're right he's got the worst luck yes wade's got it i lose no oh i did i fucking wow i i flipped that you're right you're right wade that is the worst luck yay holy shit the only reason i'm sad is because mark told me i won for one second before we realized oh i really i totally forgot what the premise was that's that's incredible i like how you celebrated i went oh no and then we all kind of like oh wait yeah everyone everyone simultaneously was like bob wins oh wait a minute bob has the best luck wait that's not the point of course i win a coin flip when it doesn't fucking matter every other time you want to win the coin flip nothing the time you wanna lose the coin flip win obviously well congratulations wade uh why don't you give your winner speech and let's see what you think of all this you know this is the first win i've had in a while like i won the one man show but that kind of feels like what you do this feels like the first legitimate win in a while i can't remember the last time i actually won it feels good to be back we are further into 2026 than i'd like to before this win came but it came bob losers beach uh if i could just say my ass faster none of this would have even mattered but you know you get what you pay for in this life i just feel bad for all you listeners and watchers that you're gonna have to listen in or watch weighty's little philosophy hour part seven yeah all right well i'm changing my episode now yeah it didn't sound that mean in my head but that felt mean coming out oh no no i love it i just feel bad for our audience you have to listen to another weight episode i'm sure it'll be fine i'm sure it'll be fine i'm sure you you'll have something and it'll be your games are fun it's fine gonna be now thank you boys for participating in this fun experiment uh thank you 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