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Dr. Drew and The Corporate Resentment

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Dr. Drew and The Corporate Resentment

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I am cool dude, alright? What is a problem with ayahuasca? The biggest problem I've seen, I've been thinking about it. The biggest problem I've seen is. I've been waiting 5 hours for this podcast, and I have to say this man, with the internet is going out of control man, the things that they're saying about you Peter, I don't like it there. They call what they call you. Hold on, I'm talking to you Tiger Belly fans. Go direct it. I'm going direct to Tiger Belly fans, I'm in the comments, and I used to have a nickname called Gay Bobby Lee, which is pretty good, it's fine, I accepted it. Yeah, you loved it. And now it's changed to Trans Bobby Lee. Which is closer to visually. Visually it's closer, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm passing it as a girl, yeah, yeah, it's visually closer, but another thing is wow, Rudy looks like shit when they talk about you. They're Rudy let herself go, let her go, yeah, if Rudy ever looked like you eventually, I would. He would kick her out. He would dishonor. Oh, I would not even know who she is. What's the worst part about my face? Oh, my God. I mean, how long can we go here? No, we have an hour. Okay, I'll tell you what it is. What is it? You keep ragging on me. All right, I think you're handsome. I don't find that out. That's crazy. I'll rephrase it, okay? If I had never seen another Asian person before or I've never seen an Asian movie, right? I've just never seen anything, right? And then I first saw you. I'd be like, that's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, it's just because I'm comparing it to what I know, like a steveon. He doesn't know that. It doesn't exist. Well, first of all, isn't that something you put you into drink when you drink coffee? Or is that stevia? Stevia. Stevia. Stevia. Stevia. Stevia. Stevia. It's really good play on words. I like that. Thank you so much. Stevia. Stevia. So you looked at Charles Melton and then you saw my face. I think the opposite. The opposite of Charles Melton. I'll get him. Okay. Oh. Get the wee end hit. You're the opposite. That's a bunch. Yeah. You're the opposite. Yo. Tiger belly fat. I need you to come have my back. Tiger belly fat. Please. I know a lot of you aren't a fan of me, but it's I need you to have my back on this. Everyone's a huge fan of me. So I'm super glad. Everybody comments are sweet. Here's a Tiger belly audience. There are fans of Noah. Andy like Bobby. Everyone says don't read the comments, dude. It's like my biggest past. All right. I love to read the. I'm reading every comment by the way. Yeah. I'm reading it. I read it. I write. I write the comments down. Yeah. It's right. He's here. He's here. He's here. Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you. Doctor, everybody. Hi. Thank you. OK, lots of noise coming outside, but no people. What do you mean? What? Outside? I can hear you guys. I was chatting away. You know how ugly Peter is. But I don't think he's that ugly. No, no. I know. Can't. Did you? What did you just say? I said you're not ugly. That's a nice. Perfect. From a doctor. Yeah. That's a medical doctor, bit. Yeah. It's a medical doctor. How about it? How about we give it a nice? Yeah. Because what-- Awesome. [LAUGHTER] That's what Drew knows. He knows. I don't know. He knows I'm Korean. But let's a re-group, right? OK. And let's have a proper introduction. Is my bike on? There we go. Yeah, yeah. Of course it's not before. You're always on. So we have somebody that I've known for a very long time. Yes. Somebody that's helped me out in life. A little bit. A little bit. But you know what? Your words of wisdom. I don't know what they are. But I really don't remember. You know, they're good. You don't know any piece of advice he's given. No, but you know, here's about-- I've sat in this room. Various incarnations of this room. Almost every generation you've been in. Every generation of this room you've been in. No, no. I was in the old house. Oh! Oh, wait. Each one? Yeah. My god. That's how long we go. You were still married then. Oh, we have dating. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, yeah, whatever. Yeah, it was a deep, long family. It was OK then. It was OK. I have a new thing now. Good for you. Yeah. Oh, nice. [LAUGHTER] You know what I mean? From the Midwest. OK. Right, farm. To table. Farm to table. Yeah, farm to table. Peanuts. Organic here. No, but she's kind of Thursday. She is a-- One day you will meet her. OK, good. You know what I mean? You know, out of all the doctors, I know. You know, there's so many-- There's not a lot of famous doctors. We have Dr. Doom. [LAUGHTER] All right. Dr. Steven Strange. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dr. Gray. Dr. Jackson. Okay, from just X-Men, right? Right, Gray. You're one of the-- In terms of my, you know, out of all the doctors, I know. Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil, right. Top 20 doctors. You're one-- Out of all the doctors, you're the top 20 doctors. Thank you. Yeah, give her a round of applause for that. Dr. Doom. Dr. Doom. Woo. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Dr. I-- since the last time I saw you. I quit pornography. Well, good. Are you-- are you identical? No, four or not. You can't say P anymore. Are you identical? Or pornography. Or pornography. Are you identical? Identifying as a-- can you say sex? What do you mean? The word sex. You're allowed to say sex, the word. Because all kinds of weird things are in it. Yeah, they-- Okay. You're allowed to have sex. You got-- you got away from corn, but you're identifying as a sex addict? I think I was a corn addict. Mm-hmm. And you destroyed every relationship I ever had. I've talked about this before. Are you doing a program? I'm not doing a program. I just-- this last relationship, I'm like, I don't want to destroy it. Listen to me. I did it anyway. What? Destroyed it anyway. The last one. Yeah. Yeah, the last one I destroyed. Right? I destroyed it anyway. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And this one, I'm like, I don't-- I think that's the root. And I-- Okay. You're going to see how he follows my advice. You're like, what? I'm like, what? He's like, what? So-- Okay. So you're going to probably need to go to some 12 step around this. Probably. Just-- filed away. Why? Why, why, why? Because it's as addictive as ever yelling. It's as addictive as anything else. is anything else. -Yeah. -It is. -But it's been a year. -Good for you. -Well, congratulations. -You haven't seen anything for a year. -Okay. It's also-- -Hold it. -As one of the reasons that I want you to go to a program because a response would emphasize to you that abject honesty is important. -Interesting, objectively, beyond us right now. -Sure. -Can I tell you what my honesty is? -Yeah. -Okay. Is is that sometimes, right? If I want to do, you know, sometimes you go to a restaurant, right? And you go, "You know what? Today, appetizer." -Okay. -Right? -And some crap? -You love appetizers. -I'm the-- I all order every single appetizer. -Apple cider. -Apple cider. -Apple cider, you're chipping. -What's chipping, man? -Chipping. -Do a little bit of hair in there. -Oh my god, dude, it's chipping. -Yeah, appetizer. -So, like, if I know my girlfriend will come over. -You're chipping. -Can I finish that? Because I don't think we're chipping that. -Does it help you last longer if you relieve yourself ahead of time? -Nobody gets me-- gets the-- -Get you going, okay. -It's like, you know, it's like a warm-up for like a television show, right? You know, you got a warm-up-- -I would say if you can manage that, you don't actually have quarantine. -Oh, really? -No, I don't think I have it. -You may not. -I may not have it. -I think I have it. -Oh, you have it. -I think I have it. I watch every day. -That one's a lot. It's common. -It's common? -Yeah. -It's super common now. -But have his kids get exposed around age 9 to 11 and it's just like, "Oh, it gets in their brain and they can't, they can't start them up to that." Not that you start doing it then, but it gets-- the image is get in. -Do you watch porn? -No, he doesn't usually. -No. -Once in a while. -Once in a while. -You're married. -Married. -Yeah. -Beautiful wife. -Oh. -I'm better. And I love her. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's-- -What do you mean? -I have a problem. I have a problem. You've met my partner. -Hot. -Yeah. -But I can't stop watching porn. -Do we expose that? -Gay porn. -Gay porn. -State porn. -State porn. - I respect you, I would never be watching it. - It's boy on boy. - I don't know we know. - Man, I'm a man. - You don't girl, boy. - Man, I'm a man. - Yeah, the girl's filming. - So why is it? (laughing) - Why is it? - What are the consequences of it? Why is it a problem? - Because I think I'm leading into what you were saying about your old relationship is that I'm starting to not get as excited with my hot partner. - Yeah, that's the problem. - Is that gonna be a problem later? - Can I just fix it in a couple of years? (laughing) - So much good content right now. - I have enough trouble with this guy. I need to be two of you guys. - Yeah, you haven't met me. - I know, I know. I realize it was happening. - Yeah. - Okay. - So what about you, young Luke? - I was exposed at a very young age and I refuted. I don't think that there's anything bad with watching a shit ton of porn all the time in the good, the good, the good, the good, the good. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. - I'm my fellow Luke. - Yeah, we're good, as long as you don't have consequences. - Yeah, like what would be a consequence? - Consequence, you wanna reduce it and you can't, for instance. - Right. - Or you lose your sex drive, your cheat is all gone. - Or a cheat. - A cheat. - This guy, look at me right now, look. This guy, he's never had cheat. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - A lot of Kim Chi. - No, a lot of Kim Chi, a lot of Kim Chi, but we've tested it since he was a baby, right? That's single cheat, zero cheat. - No, yeah, yeah. - He's a cheat list. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You have cheat. - I ping and pong. (laughing) - I got a lot of this. I got ping pong, right? - I got it all. - Ding dong. - Yeah, good. - What's going on? - I was just, oh, your, your, your, your producer's gonna come out and meet me. (laughing) - Oh, okay. - The late, yeah. - Look at my minute. - So, um. - Dr. Drew, um, you came in with a little resentment? - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - I was, first of all, I was all set. I have to, you know, this is not easy to get here. Right? The valley is just such a glorious place. (laughing) - This is getting real, so let's get real. - Okay, so, so he've canceled the last minute yesterday, and I am, I immediately thought, I talked to some other, I, well, I immediately thought, okay, he's using. Just 'cause, you know. - Oh, that's where your head went. - Yeah, well, of sure. - Yeah. - And last time I saw him, he was down on his knees in front of me on stage in Austin. - What? - Begging for something. I don't remember what. - I still promised you were gonna come to me and talk about recovery, that's what it was. Something in that zone, remember that? - Oh yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - I don't hear a resentment yet, though. - Oh, okay. - Okay. (laughing) - I don't think out, we're building up. - I feel like you're going into my life. - I don't build resentments easily, I really don't. But, but, the instructions that your producers sent out were like offensive. (laughing) - That's talking about you. - The other producer. - That's you. - Who was it you? - There's so detailed. And I'm like, George, you have half of the tire belly. I said, can you give me your home address? I'd show up and drive and drive. Will you hang out here? And that was tire belly. - Yeah. - Now it's like, be there exactly five minutes for the little little little little. There's like, like three pages of directions and do not let you overlap with the previous guest. And it's gotta be five minutes ahead. And will you gotta text me when you get here? And I'm like, Jesus, oh, my friend Bobby Lee, what happened here? - Could I defend myself? - Not yet. - Okay. (laughing) So, the cancel, and then I got a whole another page, couple of pages of stuff, with a different phone number to text when I get here. I got here, texted no response. - That's me. - That's me. - No, I got two different numbers. I've had two one, two number and a three, two, three number. And I'm like, hang on. And so I'm thinking, you know, what happened to this cool podcast we used to do? What happened to, he's getting corporate. You go on corporate. - Oh, that's not too big. - It's not too big. - That's my resentment. - We have Coca-Cola on the table. - Like I've never done that. - Like he's, I do like it, I do like it, I do like it. Can I have it? - Yeah, that's you. - Thank you. So that's why I was out, man. I started going, this is too much. This is too structured. Too much, it's not Tiger Bell anymore. It's going to your house. It was in your bedroom as I recall. Wasn't it? - It was practical. - It was a bedroom, yeah. - Yeah, it was a bedroom, yeah. - That was cool. - Yeah. - That's punk rock. - It was punk. - Punk rock, yeah. - I mean, we're in a garage right now. Yeah, I wasn't aware there was a garage, was it the same? - Yeah, same car structure. - And your ex-wife, that last time, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, whatever, whatever. - Collylo, yeah. - Collylo was here last time. - Yeah, yeah. - And I don't remember how we got into it, but I'm having this flashback right now. I'm getting passed my resentment, it's into a flashback. (laughing) - That's great, that's great. - Where she said, I was talking about dating him for the first time and she says something like, "Yeah, when I hit sex with Bobby, "I'm thinking of myself, I can't believe it." Bobby Lee is inside of me now. And I then really told him, immediately told the best stroke I've ever told him. That's exactly what I said. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. - So, that was fun. - Yeah, that was fun. - And I was afraid and resentful that the fun would have been taken out of this. Clearly, I was wrong. - The fun is already here, right? The fun train has been here, right? 'Cause that's, I'm the conductor, right? And we've got the caboose, which is Peter. (laughing) I'm in the back. - Yeah, I'm in the back work alone. - Yeah, and the caboose is open. (laughing) Yeah, man, there was an explosion. - It's gaping. - It's gaping, it's gaping. It's a gaping caboose, but anyway, we can get that fixed up, but, um. (upbeat music) ♪ Price, price, fix for your heart ♪ - Make your way. ♪ Price, fix for your mind ♪ - Make your pick. ♪ Price, fix for your legs ♪ - Make your pick. ♪ Price, fix for your heart ♪ - Make your pick, make your pick. Football is heating up and everyone's pulling up because price picks has all your picks in one place. New users get yourself a head start with price picks best offer yet. 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That's Shopify.com/Tagrebelly, go to Shopify.com/Tagrebelly to hear your first-- [BELL RINGS] Guys, if you're in a jungle, you can still open a store. Check out this tune. Oh, Shopify! [BELL RINGS] [MUSIC PLAYING] So I would like to defend myself and apologize. You don't need to. I don't want to. But may I? May I attempt it? Yes. I'm a member of a sphere of co-dependence. It's hard for me. Okay. So number one, I have no-- True. It's already true. Already true. Right. I have no connections with who's texting whom. What is going on? I knew that. Yeah, you know that. I knew that. But I thought to myself, now is all-- this is either one of two things. He's going corporate, and it's not going to be fun when I go out there. I was wrong. I was wrong. Or-- oh, man, this is what they have to do to manage this shit. They have to nail everything down so tight to manage you and Peter and the guests. Yeah, yeah, sure. So I'm like, oh, that's tough. The truth is this, if I may, don't go. Yes, sir. Okay. I've-- the last three weeks, I've been slammed. I believe you. I've been all over the world, Australia, and-- Congratulations. I've been confused, tired, right? I want to give you that. I don't even know that word means. Try more. Yeah, if you try more. Yeah. Inquisitive. No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Can I try more? Stay with tired. I've been fatigued. Listen, I figured that was, by the way, another option in my head that you were just really on the road or something. And I was like, raw. Which case, I give you full full-- So here's what happened yesterday. The option. Here's what happened yesterday, okay. I had no idea that you were coming. You didn't get the text. No, not the text. Just let me just finish, okay. I never know who's coming. That's-- I don't want you to take offense with that. No, no, not at all. All right. So I don't-- I never know who you're texting. I want to show you the emails I got. Oh. [LAUGHTER] This is just-- All right, can I-- It should be just hatred. I know. I know. I think-- okay, so here's the deal. This is the deal from now on. When you come here, I'm the one. I would love that. I text you directly. And I go, come up, drive, park in the driveway. Yeah, I know, probably. That's what we always did. That's what we're going to do from now on, right? There's been-- oh, so I'll give you another thing, right? We've had massive changes in terms of the structural entity of Tiger Belly. You mean the room? No, in terms of-- [LAUGHTER] This is like an angle of structural-- No, no, no, no. This is all different, too. It is different. This is different. Also, I want to say that the business aspects of it have changed. I figured. OK, so that's what I thought had happened. That's what I was saying. That's what happened, yeah. So you accepted my apology. Let's move on from here. I'm your direct fucking call from now on, right? And I apologize based on, on behalf of the people that work for me. Cool, then. I'll make sure this is actually your number. You don't change your number, huh? I've never changed it for 30 years. That's exactly what that's going to be. Yeah, yeah. All right. So from now on, we do it that way. All right, so we got the resentment out of the way. Yeah, we got the out of the way, you know. The doctor, I want to talk about just in general, right? Because we are human beings. We are. I'm listening. Right, and we are-- And as artists, can I call myself an artist? Yes. 100%. OK, so that's very nice. It feels weird to call a comedian an artist, no? Yeah, it's a lot of pretension. It's a little pretentious, but I'll call myself an artist. Oh. It's an artist. But I think that actors would call themselves artists. And you do improvisational acting. I do improvisational acting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? I wanted to say it fast, but I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. More like the improvisation, you're the skit performer. I'm a skit performer. Skit, skit, skit. Skit, okay, good. So we're sensitive human beings. We're very, you know, I'm aware of what's going on in the world, right? So we have three things emerging. OK, OK. We have the emergence of AI. That's very scary. Why? Well, because, you know, they've been escaping through these playboxes, these-- It's secure playpens and agents. Right, agents. And then they hook up with other agents. And they, you know, I mean, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, could be all good or all bad or both. We don't, we don't know. So, you know, but the question marks scary. Right. Data centers going around, you know, I mean, poisoning the land. Okay. Number two. Okay. We have this forever war going on. Right. Their gas prices are up. Yeah. Really? Although I heard the streets of Harmoos open today. That's what they, they always open and close. Okay. Yeah. Keep it open. Keep it open. Okay. Yeah. So you don't like uncertainty. I don't like uncertainty. And the third thing that's happening is global warming. Super El Nino coming. Yeah. Something that is happening. I don't know what it is. Yeah. So there's these three things going on. I don't know what is going on. And I'm very sensitive. Right. So I try not to scroll. Because every time I scroll, I'm just in doom. Right. And, and there's the same thing. You do the same thing. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And then you ruminate. Right. And then you go, what the fuck is going on? And then you start like looking at your bank account going is end and the end of the world going to happen. What do I need to do to survive? Right. Bank seeds. Yeah. Right. Plant. Yes. That's why that's one of the wild. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm buying seeds. Organic seeds. I have no land. He's got gold buried under that. I have no land to even fucking bury this shit. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know how to do it. Yeah. I know water and fertilizer. Anyway, um, yeah. But I get it. I get it. I get it. You get it. Yeah. So what does one do? And there's just uncertainty all over the place. Change and change is massive. And it's unsettling. And it's, it's scary. I'll grant you. It's very scary. Yeah. So what is one? And I worry like hell about the Gen Z and the millennials and stuff. They seem so unhappy and so unhappy. Yeah. How do you? 25? For first time ever, a 27 year old asked me for spiritual guidance. And I was like, we didn't give a sh, we didn't care what old are dudes thought when I was 27. We want to get. We just move along old boy. Old man. But do you have any spiritual kindness? I think that's what they're drifting. And they let they want to. I'm drifting. We're all drifting. You've gotten an expert at it. At this point, if you just have a guest house, I'll take that to you. If I could just crash in the back. Yeah. But, but all the male female stuff is, is messed up. He's got a beautiful girlfriend. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. One of the beautiful. Okay. But there's a lot of messed up stuff going on, right? In young men and women, how they treating each other or not. Yes. Yes. Yes. Especially. That's really where the distress comes from. Yeah. A lot of porn addiction. Yeah. So you're telling I'm hearing guys your age talking about St. Prostitutes and things. I know. Yes. I know a lot of people. My That's a new thing. What for young men to go to go. I'm out. It's not if you were living in driftwood in 1830. But, but it's kind of like an urban kid. The new thing again for young American males. It was not a thing. Where's driftwood? Deadwood. Deadwood. Yeah. Never saw that HBO show driftwood. It's just a river with a piece of fucking wood in it. You think the words you were saying rotting. Yes. So I worry about all that. I'm almost worried more about that than anything. What they're up to. And they don't have kids. They don't want to have family. Yeah. And they're asking for spiritual guidance, but not finding it. It's. I mean, the internet. Think about when we were young. We want to get rid of old people. I didn't know the old people I knew were my parents. And you were interested in casting off the yoke of their their containment. I do still think that is a popular mindset, especially with like the housing market and people are definitely ready for some change over. But it is it is also scary because it's like I think we have a severe lack. I have a severe lack of knowledge. I have no idea what I'm going to do at all when I charge. I think that's kind of good given all this stuff that he's talking about. Yeah, because we don't know how it's going to shake out. Yeah, I'll just talk to Claude or Grock or Shatchy Lane again being on. entrepreneur. Yeah, yeah, that's it's good. It's never been a better time for that. Okay. Because there are no jobs. I just don't know what. Yeah, you got to figure it out. But you say we don't know, but I think it's negative. Well, let's say climate. Let's say climate. Okay, yeah. That's negative, right? Okay. If we're serious about climates, if we really think that's going to be a problem, do you think it's a problem? We should be doing carbon capture. We should be doing forestry management. We should be I mean, we should things are really impacted. And we should be preparing for the consequences. Not going to just not running around like maniacs. Not and we can't be can't prevent it. India and China are going to not going to slow down. So let's do we can with the carbon care. Let's do the really impact things like forestry. And let's prepare for it. But if you would let's innovate to either true, you're talking about the end eventually, inevitably of this planet, not where do you get that idea? Nobody worth a shit is predicting that. Okay, I'm not saying it's the end in the sense that like there's going to be no living life on plant, right? But in terms of, by the way, there's an asteroid headed our way to hear that. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, by the way, there's an asteroid. Those were really going to go for the full apocalyptic sort of lack of fertilizer, right? There's going to be a global, you know, I mean, humanitarian crisis in terms of food, right? That could happen. I'm not saying it's the end of humanity, but there's good in terms of super El Nino. The last time that you have to, I look, I would just argue you really have to factor human innovation into all your calculations. Okay. Do you know where you used to get fertilizer from? Where? It was bird shit, bird guano, seagull guano, in particular, on an island off of like Argentina, the world's fertilizer. And they had like millions of years of stuff built up, and we used it all. All gone. And then we figured out how to pull ammonia from the air essentially and make nitrogenous stuff that we could turn into fertilizer. But Gen Z don't know that shit. He's asking you for advice. The future is not going to chat GPT nose. And then I tell chat GPT and it doesn't. I'm saying my thing is why do we have panic? Never helps anything. Anything. Have we not learned that for everybody? Panic is bad. Fear is not particularly good, but a little healthy fear is all right. And innovation and planning. Let's deal. Let's go deal. Let's stay a little bit positive. But no one's doing anything. Because people want to be, you think it's the administration? The administration is not going to do anything? What does a federal government do? Exactly. One of you got the federal government to make your life better. This is the first serious part that you guys ever done. I don't know what we're talking about. I don't like it. I don't like it. Let's go to a comedy. Let's go more to a comedy. But because you're a bright guy and I trust you, I just wanted to know your point of view. That's all. I don't have answers. What about a way to assuage the anxiety that's not corn? Because that's all I have right now. I do have something to say. I want to hear it. So Voltaire came up with the answer. At the end of Candid, you guys don't know what Candid is. You read Candid in college or high school. High school? Okay. What was it about? Tell us about Candid. It's like. Panggloss. I'm giving them the characters. The Panggloss and they invade Candid and he has to fight them off. This guy is constantly told we're in the best of all possible worlds. He's like, I don't know. He starts touring the world to see if that's true. All he sees is death and destruction and horrible things. His guy he's traveling with keeps going, but it's the best of all possible worlds. Don't you see? He's sort of like the. You've ever heard the Odyssey, which is why is there. Oh yeah, just watch that. That was real. And he's sort of advocating that even with bad things, it's still God's world. It's the best of all possible worlds. And at the very end, Candid is his home again and is like, well, what. I guess Panggloss, whoever it is, the main character is back home. And somebody asks, you've toured the world. You've seen everything. You've seen all these horrible things. You saw the porch, the Lisbon earthquake, you know, all these horrible shit. What have you learned? He goes, well, I've learned. I have two things to tell you guys. This is one of the things. I've learned that it's important to cultivate your own garden. In other words, stay home, raise your family, put your seeds in the ground in the back here, and cultivate your. Control what you can't control. Invest in people that you love. That's it. That's what the message is, okay? The other thing came from. I did it. I feel so serious. No, I don't think it doesn't matter. It's the most serious I've ever been in your presence. This is weird. There's a lot of spoilers, too, honestly, but I guess I don't have to read it. Yeah, you don't read it now. No, no. I'll tell you why it's serious. It's because it's been on my mind. Okay, okay. Let me tell you the other thing. The other thing is when. We'll talk about Farts afterwards. I have a fart thing, so. Tell him the story about. Tell him the story how you got in trouble at MATTV, speaking of Farts. Okay, when I put my pants. No, no, no. Oh yeah, when I farted in Christopher Flanagan's mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Wait, what was the second thing? How do I get the answer to life? So, in this country, we do a very shitty job. You guys were using the word corn. Am I allowed to say shit? Oh yeah. We're not in a Christian podcast. I don't know what's happened. You could talk about that. I hear corporatized them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You see those pages of emails? I got just a show up at your house. We really, back to the panic and the fear and all of this stuff. You know, the whole safe space is the thing is the opposite of mental health, right? Say that again, say that again. Safe spaces is the opposite of mental health. A major focus of mental health treatment these days is called exposure therapy, where we expose people to the stimulus that they don't like. That makes them anxious. It works. You expose people they develop resiliency. Fighters, for instance, you would, you would, you would, you would slowly expose you to those things with another person. That's what you would do. And then what do you laugh at at that, but phobias resolve with that. Spiders, yeah, it must be in his clowns. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can do it. So exposure therapy is how you get to tell it to get resiliency. You get to regulate your emotions. This idea that you must remove exposure or not let people fall down or not let people fail is a horrible idea. It's a worse thing. It's why we're all like, what am I going to do? We're like, can I tell you what I did? Let me finish. Okay. Then you can tell me what you did. We did it with spiders. It's worse. Okay. Corn. It's with corn again. Yeah. When Freud got to this country in the turn of the 20th century, there was no tape recorder or anything. There was reporter men's, right? Sigmund Freud. There were reporters with their stenopads. The reporters came up to them at the port and said, Dr. Freud, what do you expect to achieve here in the United States? And they said, well, I hope to understand the difference between come to an understanding of the difference between serious mental illness and ordinary misery. Ordinary misery because ordinary misery is good. It's part of life. Yes. It's how you build a strong self resiliency problem solving. What does you do? Well, I want to talk about that resiliency, if I may. Yes. Okay. Laws that includes words. Well, it's later. Okay. Okay. So, I had an opportunity to do exposure therapy and I got too scared. I've never played music in front of a big audience with a rock star before. Yeah. So, I ruminated it for like a week and a half. Before you lied. And then I lied. What did you lie? What did you say? I said I was sick. Why didn't you? I wasn't feeling that good, but yeah. What did you just tell? I convinced myself I was sick. Yeah. I could just tell them, it's just too much for me. I just can't put it together. That's one of my greatest fears in the world is getting in front of an audience for musical performance. Yeah. Not really knowing what's supposed to do. I know that this is exactly what I went through. I dreamed about that. Yeah. I'm standing up in an opera and I don't know what the hell is going on. Yeah, but you're not a opera singer, are you? Yeah, I was. Yeah. No. No, no, no, no, no. You're an opera singer. I was. Now I'm lost. Okay. But what a type, specific type of singer. Yeah. It's the most vocal range I've ever heard. Opera. It's a certain thing. Yeah. Yeah. It is. And you can't do anything. And I didn't do it anymore at all. You know, I didn't. First of all, I didn't realize how. How useless it is. How unuseful it is until I went on the mass singer. And they're like, no, no, you're going to sing. It's a rock song. You're singing a rock song. Oh, my god. I don't know how to do that. Yeah. How to go. Okay. Wait. I was up against Patti LaBelle. Oh, there I am. Yeah. You can hear that. I don't like you. There's there. Oh, here we go. Where are you nervous here? No. Ooh, a little flat. I wasn't going to mention it. Yeah. I wasn't going to mention it either. It was a little mistake. Yeah. Well, it's great singing at Hockey Games. It's like singing in the shower when you're out there on the ice and echoes. Yeah. It's great. It's great. Do you ever get nervous? Oh, here. Yeah. What are you getting nervous the most for? Singing an opera, not where I am. Oh, you weren't singing. You weren't nervous. There you said. No, I know what I was doing. Oh, you know the song. Yeah, I knew that song. It's called the National Anthem. (laughing) - You've heard of it. (laughing) - I've never heard of it. Just couldn't have done it. - Yeah, yeah. - It was a good song. - Do you know the National Anthem? - Kind of. - It is still freaky out a little bit when you have to go out there and say, he's like, wait a minute. Is it, which comes first with all of the shit? - Give me the first line. ♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪ - Let me go. The next one is, where are the donder? - By. - By the donder. - Don's early light. - Exactly. (laughing) - By the donder. - There's no by the donder in it? - That donder party. - Seeing the first two lines. ♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪ ♪ By the donderly light ♪ - Oh, see, that's what I meant. Don's early light. - Don's early light. - Don's early light. - It was a really good, well structured song. - He was actually a boa. - What? - It was a boa. - It was a poem first. - Wow. - A little bit of controversy on that poem. - What do you mean? - Because it had some racist stuff in the stanzas that we've thrown out a lot. (laughing) - It was a bunch of Edward at the time. - No, no, no, but it was, it was a little bit like, come on. And it was a guy who was held prisoner. He was being held prisoner on a British galleon. He went over there to try to get a doctor back or something. It was crazy. And he sat and watched this fort getting destroyed with the flag made it through. - Oh, wow. - How do you know that you're a history major? - I'd like history. - You do like history, yeah. - Why people be love at history? - I love it. - I've seen pretty much every Kenber's document. - Are you Korean? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - As you get towards China, there's just too much history. - There's too much history. - A thousand history. - Yeah, it's just too much history, yeah, yeah. - You don't know who Ken Burns is? The documentary guy? - Yeah. - I watch all the documentaries. My favorite one is every year I'll watch, I'll burn through the Vietnam War one. - Ugh. - It's hard, it's hard. - It's a hard watch. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Good War though. (laughing) - We got a lot done. - We got a lot done. - You know, let me say why it's a good war. How many movies based on it? - The best ones. - The best movies, war movies are based on that specific war. World War II is a good one too. In terms of movies. - Yes. - Yeah. - Horrific, terrible, life boss. I don't like it. - What? - World War II I think is better movie wise. - You think so? - Or fun? - You think Sam? - Custom blocker. - That's a World War II movie? - Technically, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - No, you know what I'm talking about. On terms of, that kind of stuff. - You're like saving progress. - It's about force god. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - A saving pride ride. - Yeah, Avengers. - Would you save me if my legs got blown off? - No. (laughing) - No, no, no. - I would not go back. - None of us would. - No. - You don't think so? - No. - I don't think I could. - Like a leg. - I don't think it depends. I mean, there's a no malef behind thing. I mean, if you're a Marine, if you're behind, you're gonna get picked up. - Okay, good. That's a rule. - Yeah. - That's a rule. - You'd be screaming from the ground, like, it's a rule. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think I would yell that. - I do the special forces show for Fox. You see that show? - No, we'll tell me about it. - It's great. They put you in a bootcamp or worse in bootcamp. - Wait, did they fly you to Australia for that? - I had to fly to Jordan. - Yeah, I, I, could I answer with you? I'm offering that. - I think I might have been offered that. - And the, and the Martian one too. - Maybe I'm a Martian one. - Oh yeah, that's fun. - Yeah, I got, you did the Martian? - No, but that looks fun. - Yeah, yeah. - But the special forces, no, I ended up in the hospital. Very quickly. - Wow. - Yeah. - It was, it was that tough. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - So much fun. - But I felt great about it. I was like, oh, it's a crazy cover. But everyone was mad at me, because I was-- - You guys, have you seen those clips of George Santos? - Yeah. - You have to get out of the way. - Yeah, yeah. - It's so sad. - Well, that's special forces. - People are doing it? - Oh, way, but I wouldn't go. - That's the way to say it. - Oh yeah, that's the way to say it. - It's actually the latest crew that did it. - That, yeah. - I have to do the next show. - It's really something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You cannot last a day, bro. There's no way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could do better than George Santos. - And that guy just yells at you the whole time. - Okay, anyone that's producing that show, I'm announcing it now. What's that show called? - Special forces. - Special forces. Offer me. - No. - I last. - How did you do, Dr. Drew? - I was in the hospital by day two. I was in the hospital. - Oh, no. (laughing) - No, Dr. Drew's, I got, he's dope. I got, he's dope. It was 120. - Being a doctor. - And I was into it. I liked it. I really, I was diggin it. It was very interesting. And I can say something that I don't think any other person on earth can say. Jamie Lynn Spears saved my life. (laughing) Wow. - She saw me getting confused and saw my eyes twirling around and took me to the medic. - Oh, you were going delirious. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - What were you thinking about? - I was just, I was trying to hide the fact that I was getting sick because every time, if, you did anything wrong, the whole group would get punished. So I didn't want to, I didn't want to, yeah. - Oh wow. It's like when you see people faint on TV, there's a second before they know they're gonna faint. - Oh yeah. - But then they try to like, you know what I mean? - Hold their exposure. But they can't. So then their eyes are like, I can't hold it. (laughing) Yeah. I'm going down. - Did you see Heather McDonald's fall after her, it was her pot syndrome? - She was on it too. - Oh. - No, no, she had it. - Oh, I saw that. What happened? - That was pots from a vaccine. - Oh wow. - But you weren't allowed to say it back then. - Oh, it was pots from a vaccine. - Yeah. - So vaccines. - Can cause pots, sure. - What's pots? - It's an autonomic dysfunction where you faint. Your blood pressure can't be controlled properly. - Does it go away? - Sometimes. - Okay. - Often times. - A bad case doesn't go away. - Mm. - What are some other consequences from the vac? (laughing) - Come on. (upbeat music) - Shopify. (laughing) Shopify. (laughing) - For your mind. (laughing) - You guys, Shopify, we have an online business here. We use Shopify to get our merch out there. We only use the best here at Tiger Belly. Like, I'm no expert at e-commerce, right? I'm a simple person. I want something laid out in a simplified way. 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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are some other consequences from the vac? Come on, come on. Come on. I don't know them. Yeah, because I took the, okay, I'll be honest with you. Can I be honest to you? Let's scout on or honesty. Okay. Okay. And I never, you've bullshored a number of times. I already know how we don't believe in this. Believe this. Okay. What was I saying? Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, scouts honored. All right. I don't know if I felt any consequences, or you know what I mean, from the Vax. Not everyone did. Not everyone did. Okay. Yeah. Maybe later it will come out. What do you mean consequence like autism? No. Some people have luck worse autism. Yeah. Or advanced autism. What? Yeah. No, there's some people that have chronic, like, like, it's, it's a mess. Yeah, it's a mess. Oh. Yeah. I got a friend who got really bad. Maybe Koreans have a different response. Maybe they've been saying. It's the kimchi. Yeah. Do you believe that kimchi sucks out microplastics? Have you seen this? I've not seen that. It's all over tech. Kimchi is good for your bio, you know, your gut biome. So it makes sense. Yeah. It might do something. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. Kimchi. Yeah. Yeah. I think I instinctually need it because I know it's good. Oh, yeah. You think so? Oh, yeah. I stomach up. It does. The spice. Oh, the spicy. Yeah. Well, you're white. I'm really. You have a thin lining. Oh, there I am falling out of the helicopter. It looks like a hundred here. This is so bad at. Look. He just pulls back. Why did you go back? Oh, wow. That's what they told me to do. Oh, my God. Did you get out? Oh, God. You know what I would say? I go 50 feet higher. Oh, my God. Yeah. I know it. Fuck you. You would do that because you'd be like, I want to get injured on the first day. Okay, make you go out on the, you know, those ramp, those bars. Yeah. And I was always going out there. I thought, oh, I'm going to. This is how I come by. I'm going to fall off these things. Yeah. And then I was able to stabilize myself. And he goes, look over there. That's Israel. That's Syria. That's Saudi Arabia. Yeah. That's what we were looking at from that helicopter. I used to be a pirate. And I used to be the plank all the time. Is it the same thing? I don't like it. Don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Santos, by the way, did a pretty good dive out of the helicopter. That's what you're seeing was the end of that dive where you had. Oh, it looked like he fell. No, no, he did it right. He did it right. Yeah. Almost no one did it right in that group. Is that for money? Do you win something? No. Oh, it's just for pride. It's, it's a rather show. So you just put your hands up like this. And you get really close to everybody in the group. And you get, like, bonded up, like right away. They, they make sure of it. Oh, you like them. You like every group. You just, you're, yeah, well, what? Do you like everybody in the group? You do. You get really, really. Because there might be like a celebrity. Mel B was in there with us. She, we had. - Wow. - She was great. - Everybody was great. And I got really close to Danny Amadella from the New England Patriots. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. - But trust me, the professional athletes have an advantage. - Yeah, I bet. - Oh, I got a 64-year-old out. They shouldn't. I got sick right away. - You're 64? - I'm 68. - Whoa. - Whoa, look at that shit, dude. Look at that shit in the, I look at it in that picture. You'll see. (laughing) - Keep it in it. - Doctor, Doug, you look great. - God bless you. - Yeah. - I should come here more often. - You never smoked. - No. - No drugs. - No. - Really? - What do you do? Any supplements? - Yeah, you do peptides. - What's your health protocol? - I tell you about it. - What do you do in the morning? - First of all, pick up weights. You lift weights. That is orders of magnitude the most important. - Did you do that if you have weak bones? - I got messed up joints from years of lifting weights. - I have no density of my bones. - I still, you should tell them. - You're going to get density by putting resistance on those, putting weight on those. Tell them what your doctor said. - My doctor said I have no density in my bones. - Then take some reed, then take some reclast. - And he said my legs, the muscles are attributing. - Well, then lift some weights. - I refuse to do it. I'm going to keep it skinny. - Maybe just put on a weighted vest and just wear it everywhere you go. - I like to look though. I like the kind of like the skinny legs and the cake pop. - Do you like that? - Yeah, yeah, we're more cake pop. Cake pops. - Do you like the way you look? - I like the way I look. - I am a lady boy, we look. I feel like a duckling. - What? - It's like a dumbly. - You look skinny down here. - But if you're not even in a good place, you're not doing typhoon. - You're not, I'm not doing typhoon. You're from like third street. D-deep. - It's somewhere far away. - Well, yeah, yeah. - You're not a good dumpling place. - It's a skinny fat. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't like, I want it to be like, my fat only goes here and my neck. Why doesn't it distribute? - It's genetics. I mean, you can get it, you know, sorry. - I look like my grandma. - Are these the weights? - She looks better than you. (laughing) - I've never seen her. - I've never seen her. - I've never seen her before. I just know. - She looks better than you do. - She's dead. - Yes. - Lift weights. - Heavy weights, ideally. And if you got a bone density problem, take the re-class or take the, whatever, you know, take some phosphatronomy, right? - What's the FOX-Mex? - It paralyzes the breakdown part of your bone. - Really? - Yeah. - Okay. - The first thing at the agenda though, 'cause I just talked to my doctor today, is I have some sort of like clogging here. - How do you know? - 'Cause my doctor said it. - Did you have an EKG and you saw it? - I got everything. I had all the testing. - Ultra sound, yeah. - Ultra sound in my thing. He says, you know, we gotta get a cholesterol. - I got cholesterol. - Did you have a calcium score? - Yeah, it's what's your calcium score? - I forgot. He said the calcium score was high, but something else was low, so he's scared. Not scared, but he's like a little worried. - I mean, what's the fuck, what's the fuck, what's so funny? I don't know what I'm talking about, right? Is that what you're laughing at? - Yeah, I'm scared. - So, I've noticed post-COVID, a lot of people have calcium depositions that I didn't have, including myself. So, it didn't have a pre-COVID, so I think it did something. We know it affects the lining of arteries, the spike protein, which is does. So, you got to lower that cholesterol. You got to lower that. - So, we're taking a medication. I'm going to pick it up tomorrow to get that down to cholesterol. - Crustor? - I think something like that. I think, yeah, I think that's what it is. - That's what they usually do. - Yeah, I think that's it. And then, I'm going to get back on a GO pill one. I know you're mad at that, but tomorrow I'm going to pick up the pill. - Why are you mad at that? He doesn't like it. - He needs to just work out. - Yeah, but once you have heart disease, you've got to have a heart disease. - Yeah, but we've been trying to have a heart disease. - Yes, you do. - No, I don't have heart disease. - You have heart disease. - I don't have heart disease. - Your doctor is scared. - Doctor is scared. - Yeah. - Doctor, I don't have heart disease. - You have it, dude. - I have a little bit of calculation. Oh, whatever. - My calculations. - Yeah, yeah, it's like, you know what I mean? - Fuddled, or, you know what I mean? - Fuddled. - It's fuddled in there, you know what I mean? I don't know the right terminology, but I don't have that. - I don't, okay. (laughs) - All right, I have heart disease, man, Fuddled. - Wait, coronary artery disease. - How do you know that? - Are you okay with that? - I just told you. - You're telling me, that's what it is. - The clock is the heart? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh. - Oh, well, that's where I'm going? - That's where you are. - No. (laughs) - What are we talking about? - You're there. - Your future, dude. I still have 10 years. - No, you can't calculate that. - Okay. - So let me finish my morning. - Go ahead, go ahead. - You guys are. - Yeah, I'm gonna eat you. - All right, sorry, in the morning, go in the morning. - So I take 10 of my riboside, which I'm convinced. Whenever anybody says I look young, I think that's gotta be it. - What is it, Nick? - Nick, 10 of my riboside, it raises NAD levels. You heard of NAD. - Broken talks about AD all the time. I'm convinced that NR is better than NAD. - Can I leave here for one second to pick up a pill? Come back down, I wanna ask you what this is. - Okay. - Do you give me one second? - Can we keep talking? - I have a question. I have a question. - Wait, wait, wait. - Let him continue the routine. - Okay, he's on a routine. - Oh yeah, a routine. - How the fuck do you put up with that kind of thing? (laughing) - You put up with every year's. - All right, what do you want to ask? - Well, you're a routine. Can you finish your routine? - Oh yeah, NAR, something called Fatty. Fatty 15, it's a fatty acid that's good for the cell membrane. - I'm looking at fatty food. - I take some vitamin D. I take glycine and in astrocystine, which makes glutathione, which is a good end. Those are my main. - Everyday. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, thanks. - And then you have you weight training. - I can't do heavy much anymore, but I'm doing as best I can. - Do you do any cardio? And is that important? - cardio is important, but I think hit cardio is the way to go. Not long cardio. - Okay. - 'Cause long cardio raises your cortisol and breaks down your muscle and stuff. And it is really hard to maintain muscle as you get older. It's a thing. And it's probably the most important part of aging well. Yeah, what do you got? - I thought it was the same thing that you were taking, but it's not. But I still have in my pocket, but I don't want to pull it even, pull it up. - What a twist. - What a twist. - It's a twist, it's a twist. - It's flyer taking. - You said something, I'm like, I take that too, but I don't think it's the same thing. Would you say, would you take? - I tend to buy the ribosite. - Oh, this is not it, right? - Nado Kinesi. - No, no, no. - What is that? - Oh, Nado Kines is good, particularly given you had the hard thing. - That's why I take it. - Yeah, it's good. - Yeah, thank you. - I like that. - Anyway, shit. - Let's go back to the morning routine. I think I fucked up, but I go ahead. - Oh, he finished. - Mar, ribosite, glycine, vitamin D. - Yes. - Yeah, and it's still cystine. - I don't know how to say that one, but that one too, yeah. - And fatty, the fatty 50. - Fatty 50. - Fatty 50, and I got that. - That's a decanoic acid. - I take fish oil, is that good? - Yeah, I mean, we're not the way we used to think, but it's probably okay. - Oh, but it's not. - Not, not. - I could do without it. - Yeah, okay. - Probably, yeah. - We used to think it was more important. I know, I take a lot of DHA, which is good for the brain. - Mm-hmm. - Do you buy this at like GNC or something, or like NutriShop? - You have a different thing, different places. - Yeah, no, no prescription. - Write this stuff down. - I'm writing it down. - Well, what we're gonna do right now is this. I just decided right now, as a group between us three. - Let me give you some space. - Yeah, we're gonna get every single thing. I'll buy it. I'm gonna buy it. - Yeah, that's expensive. - I don't care. - Let's get jacked. - Some of the merch. - Yeah. - This is not about, yeah, all three of us, all three of us, all three of us. - We're gonna take these as daily supplements, right? I'm gonna give you like two weeks to supply. I'm not buying you fucking your supply, I'm fucking. - It's not happening two weeks. (laughing) - You gotta do at least a month. - A month, minimum month. - Right, Doc? - Yeah. - Six months. - Six months. - Oh, fuck, six, you heard it. - And we're gonna, I'm not doing it. - We'll go to equinox together. - Oh. - I can't go back to equinox. - What happened? - You got in trouble or something? You did something. - Are you banned from equinox? - Did you do so pretty much. - What did you do? - Too much. - I can guess, I can guess. - I hate that you did that. - Why? - 'Cause it's not, it wasn't planned. - Who pitched it? - I know why. - I know why he hates it. - Why? - 'Cause heterosexuals can't do that. - Dad. - We can't do it. - We can't do it. - Who pitches it? - Who pitches it? - Who's like, oh, hey, I have an idea, guys. Why don't we all-- - No one's pitching it, you're just pitching a tent. And then you're like, oh, you got something's happening? Oh, okay. And then-- - Imagine if women behave like that. - Wow. - Well, what kind of utopia would we live in? (laughing) - I'd be dead. (laughing) With a big smile on my face. Yeah. - Are you jealous? - No, but it's like-- - He is. - How do you bet it? - No, one time, a guy did smile at me in the green room and I said something, I just said no. - Why? - In the green room. - Not in the green room. I bet steam room. - Oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hi, I'm your opener. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh, thank you. (laughing) - You're good. - I just said no, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Yeah, because I know that there's like, there's one on Beverly Boulevard. That's like a steam room, but there's like a lot. - The Korean spa? - No, there's something that goes on, nefarious there. So my brother and I went once and we left immediately because we're so uncomfortable. - Yeah, 'cause you're not gay. - You're not cool. (laughing) - That's right. - Exactly. - There was a guy out in the street steam room. - I've sucked penis before, doctor. - Oh. (laughing) - You're pretty cool. - You're pretty cool. - You always bring that off and that's not. I don't think that counts. - What is that? - Was that sucking a penis? - No, what does a penis do? - Oh, yes, yes, yes, he's circumstance. - That's how Bobby. (laughing) - There was a circumstance. - There was a circumstance. - Thank you. - Okay. - That's not being gay. - I'm not gay. - No, I know, but you-- - He's cool though. - I'm just gonna have to face with me. - Yeah, that game is cool. - Yeah, but that's not. - I'm gay, Jason. - It's punched, it's called. - I'm a gay, Jason. - You're an ally, you're an ally. - It's an ally. - You're a Jason. - I'm a Jason. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, you support us. (laughing) - What was happening here? - That's what my brother-- - Oh, you love it. - What am I doing? - That's what you're here. - That's why I bite you. - Yeah, that's what you're here. - Free. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We tried to go serious, it didn't work. - It did not work. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is it because I don't know much. Yeah, is that why do you think I don't know much you know a lot about specific things? I know a lot about specific people don't know that I know about specific things But I do like do you know stuff about Star Trek? Do I yeah, I mean I'm in I'm little have you met anybody from Star Trek? I miss chat. Yeah. Yeah, wasn't oh, yeah, he's awesome. He's awesome. He's amazing. Yeah, my experience with him was not so much good Yeah, my experience with him was very no boy George. Okay, too. He's nice. He's very nice. Yeah Hello, Bobby Yeah, yeah, I'm George to come I love him though legend. Oh, I took care of the guy. I Well, you're gonna love this. I took care of the guy that brought the tribbles on board the ship. No, yes No, that's where to God. What's his name? Can't remember was when I was a resident. Oh, wow. Yeah, he bought the tribbles onto the enterprise. Yeah, wow Remember the guy at the beginning of course I did yeah, yeah, I took care of the guy. He's he's long You guys aren't Star Trek people. No, you ever heard the trouble with tribbles? I'm getting a fuck you did right? Our generator. I'm getting a right to name exactly what Star Wars is not life Star track is way better than track. It's not wars over check. Okay, it's not even worth discussing. Anyway, um, so doctor You're here for a triple. You're here to promote something. I guess I am because that's what I heard that you had to promote something I was like I do a show I look I look I like coming to visiting you and it came up and somebody said do you want to go? Yeah, yeah, and but this publicist that's a book that I'm just now realizing is representing a show called health on sensor that I do I'll help on sensor health on sensor health and it's actually been a really great project really great We've done about two seasons now with three and people come in and show me they're breakthroughs and stuff Yeah, there it is. It's very good. It's really good sensor So it's like you could set you could bring up any sort of gross health. Yeah, you can bring up anything you want But but it's got to be like legit and sometimes I mean, I've kicked people off the set before Right or I've I've shamed them so much for not having good data that they just gave up What are they pitching you a breakthrough and you're a decision. No, they they're they were they pitched the producers and stuff And then they and I'm always like hey, they better have the data because I'm going to demand it and they come in They let me they show me good data and I'm like oh, it's fascinating. It's really cool But when they don't have it, I've learned a bit doing some of these things and when they when they don't have it, I'm just Ruthless. Yeah, I'm so offended. It's like shark shark tank Little bit like that, but they're but they're pitching more to the audience than to me just raising awareness All right, so let's let's let's what would you say like Peter and you and I have an invention. Uh-huh. We're coming in to see Doctor Um, at the show true. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. At the show. Yeah, I know what it is Dr. Anyway, let's oh, we have some celebrities and we want to come out at some time But we don't know we didn't we don't we didn't invent anything yet. There's no yeah But the the celebrity interviews are more like recovery stories and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll do it. Oh, yeah Yeah, I love to do it. What what what is this on doctor? Right now it moves around. It was on lifetime for a while. I think it's on Fox business now on Sundays. Okay It's good. It's good. I'm curious about a recent breakthrough in health that everyone is talking about all the time And I want to really it's these peptides are they real should I be taking them? Yeah, see you red a true tide. I mean What is it BPC 157? Yep. Yeah, what's my RetroTry is going to get approved I think but in some fashion BPC 157 I believe is going to have some utility And are these just basically GLP ones that are repacketed? No, well retro true tide is kind of yeah, but but the these are Actives and biologically active molecules that are in the form of peptides rather than you know organic compounds, you know ring structures and things that we normally use in pharmacology and They seem to affect things the main thing that I've seen them do that it looks positive a sort of growth hormone effects You know things on growth factors and I need that and I need that bad. Yeah, well, what's going on? What's that what's not growing? I'm trying it It's not important what's going to know I want to know what's dying what's right. You like your body. He doesn't like it You don't like your body. I want to get big jacked. We could get jacked Let's get him a peptide stack and get him jack you get tan you get jacked you get skinny It's a call of duty I'm 55 years like a fuck you up there. Oh, you get on pet Look at me right now. I don't even have to do shit dog. Look at me a little pal punk Little punk ass bitch. I don't even need to do shit. I'll fucking defeat you. Your doctor is scared of you I thought you were cool. I am cool. All right So this guy. I don't know though. I think you have strength You have some sort of hidden strength that I don't even I would never find there is a weird Asian hidden strength there is Yeah, we're so strong. It's the rage. It's the rage. Yeah, yeah, so but having said all that I just don't I just don't know There aren't there aren't there certainly I ever you've seen people that have results. You know there are results right at what risk? I cannot tell I just don't know this is really the ISO as a physician I can't recommend things unless I understand the risk reward same thing with hallucinogenics and mood and things like that It's like yeah, I've seen benefits. I don't know the risk. I don't have data. You what I'd enough data you're you buy you know by his a single person One That's good. Yeah, so I so I can't recommend them really I think I think the I think BBC 157 orally is harmless What about ayahuasca same problem same. You don't know the data. I've seen improvement. I've seen lots of problems problems Yeah, what is a problem with ayahuasca the biggest problem I've seen now been thinking I'm thinking about it The biggest problem I've seen is in people are trying to get off heroin go back more than once And they always go back to the heroin after about a few months and it's such a change in their personality Ooh, and we don't want to do that to you my friend. Well, that's the that's the moneymaker. Oh, yeah, right right. You want to be positive and jolly and goofy Right, you think ayahuasca could get me in my mind or make you goofier That's good. Oh, that like more. I don't know. It's it's what I've seen to scares me. Really? It's me so I won't do it. I want to do it. Yeah, I know you'll do a fuck. Well probably one time probably it's like not that we could deal But you know what I've noticed with that is you know a third of the people have a horrible experience A third of the people have like I'm nothing experience and a third have life-changingly positive experience and yet I I'm so I'm skeptical of these life-changing Moments because afterwards I'm like I talked to them a year later. I go, okay, what's different? What if you change? What have you done differently? How's your life massively changed by this thing? No, nothing. Yeah, you got you got life-changes a daily effort. Couldn't it just be like a mental it is Outlook it is, but you got to keep that up though. Yeah, I mean if we I again back to Voltaire You know you to see you cultivate your garden. What are you doing? You know that really matter? There was two we've lost track of how to have a we've lost track of how are you talking over everybody? Why don't I talk over here? You're right. I do I'm so sorry. We I do it to it. I'm not sorry We have lost track of we have lost track of how to have a good life in this country Back to the fear on the panic and all that bullshit How to have it? How do you lead a good life? What does it mean to be a good person who leading a good life? It's an important question I have a question for you Um, how do you lead a good? Well, this is kind of related to that. I saw I know that you dealt with prostate cancer Then you had it removed. Yeah, is it can I to bring this up? Yeah, I know I know I know but they said leave it till they end because of my demonetized. This is good No, okay, you're talking about like you want to ask my anal sex. I am yeah, you don't know where this is It doesn't affect the anal sex at all Even if you take Oh, I see the male g spot. Yeah, the may have you experienced that yeah It's psychological. Hey, what are you laughing about is it? I just I just Actually, I'm like yeah, are you never experienced the male g spot? No, I haven't put anything. You're gonna prostrate exam I haven't put any these 25. He doesn't know he has a prostate You know you have one though. Yeah, I mean like I yeah, I guess there's a button in there. Do you know where it is? Next to the poop sort of of course the poop's all in there. I don't know I've never spoken a gay man post prostate to me to give me a definitive answer on that Your your and I'm not sure all much like with women I'm not sure all g spots are the same like how big they are. No, no I mean like what you're actually experiencing for some people Well for some people I think the prostate probably is I think the prostate probably is really important for some people in that experience Right, and so if your prostate is gone, you're just gonna be different thing But so what is it? It's like a little what's your prostate? Yeah, it's a big land around the base of your bladder that Creates your semen. It's what it's what produces semen. Oh I thought it was like your balls do that. No, your balls produce your balls with the pee - Your balls drips in sperm cells into the seminal veins. the vesicles where it mixes with the semen that's produced by the prostate band. - Sperm is not semen. - Sperm is, sperm with the little cells. - It's the little swimmers. - That are brought, that are carried in the semen. - Right. - Semen is the fluid, it goes in. - Right, right. - And the, - He's lost already. - What dream? - Put up a prostate clout up there. And the prostate clout is also the immune gland also. It also, - Right. - And so it also will make you come. - Yeah. - No, it produces semen. - But I have, - Have you heard of milking the prostate? - That's milking the prostate, right? - So when you do that to the prostate. - Give me a front view of the prostate on the bladder. That's the side. - Yeah, crazy. - Once you do, once you get in there, sexually. - Why the glove? (laughing) - The most important part. - I like raw dogging. - I like raw dogging finger. (laughing) - You're saying why not just a pair of peanuts? - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Oh, to the skin. (laughing) - I skipped to the foreblade. - All right, so you can see the prostate gland there, like the face of the bladder. And you see how the testes are at the way down below you. See those little tubes running up from the testes? They come down and feed into the seminal vesicles behind the prostate. - Yeah. - So if you get a vasectomy, semen is coming out, but there's no sperm. - Correct. - The blocks that tube that brings the sperm up to the semen. - Right. And it tastes different. - So you orgasm through that little. - That gland. - That gland. - That gland. - It's the same kind of orgasm that you would. - Not, right? Different orgasms. - Without my gland, I have no prostate. - Okay, it's removed. - I apologize. - I'm sorry. - Did it touch you so much? - Full respect, man. (laughing) - So 15 years ago, picking out. And it has not changed my functioning at all, but no semen. - Wow. - Oh. - What does that mean? - It's just a ghost comes out. - Woo! (laughing) - Yeah. - It goes to my stomach. - It's ethereal. - So you can have semen without sperm, but not sperm without semen. Like the sperm can't come out with a semen. - Yes, correct. - If it did, it'd be weird. - Yeah. - You wouldn't be able to see it. - Yeah, we're like tiny. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - We're not doctors. - Anyway, so check out Dr. D's show. (laughing) - Sunday's. - Sunday's where Sunday. - I'm being excused. - I'm being excused? No, no, no. I just wanted to get off of the. - It was good. We went fast. This is good. It's a fun sensory, check it out. - Yeah, here we go. - Also, I would got to promote my wife's show. Look up, ask Dr. Drew on like, like Rumble or YouTube or whatever. - Okay, go to ask Dr. Drew. - That is a show. I do it. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, at two o'clock, and it's a very cool show. It's a live stream. There it is. Really like doing that show. I mean, all kinds of damn aim in today. Talked about the cratum stuff. - Wow. - A live show. - It's very, it's just keeps scrolling up. Let's see what else we've been on the show there. - Well, I guess they don't have it all this set up. - That cratum stuff is setting. - Cool. - Talked to RFK Jr. Talked to just lots of interesting people. We had RFK here, too, remember? - Yeah, right before the lecture. - Jay about a chariot. Talked Jay about a chariot a few times. Anyway. - Amazing. - It was very good. - So what's it called again? - Ask Dr. Drew. - Ask Dr. Drew on Rumble and YouTube. - On Rumble and YouTube. - And followed on X, whatever. - Followed on X, guys. Well, do check out everything Dr. Drew Pinsky does. - Thank you. - Because he's a lifelong friend. - That's that. - And that's that. - That's enough. - All right. Do you have fun today? - I did. - Because when you're dismissing me. - We're not dismissing you, we're just doing hour. - Okay, okay. - Is that a personal thing? Everyone says that. - Because that's a sign of how much fun they're having. - It went by friends. I could go as long as you want to. You can talk about all kinds of stuff. - I do need to get home. But what else do you-- (laughing) - So let's regroup now. Let's look at what we talked about, okay? - I don't care about all the stuff that we learned. I want to talk about how we're feeling, which is I know that you came in with a resentment, right? I think that's subsided. I think we're good now, right? - I unburdened that. - Burdened it, right? We have direct contact now, you and I. Like, we don't have enough, we don't connect. - I know, I know, I know. - But that's not your fault. - It is me, is this me? - No, no, no, it's me too now. - Because you're so busy. - I could call you. I know that number's accurate, you know what I mean? - There is something, I was like, oh, shit. - There is something I want to talk to you about. I can't see online or not air. And I want to talk to about today, but there's something very kind of serious going on. - Okay. - That I want to talk to you about you a little later. - More serious than heart disease. - I'll weigh more in three. You have Dr. Ronald Block. (clapping) (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language)

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  1. A new caramel apple-flavored 5-hour energy shot is launched as a limited-time, sugar-free fall treat available online at 5hourenergy.com or Amazon.
  2. The product combines crisp apple and smooth buttery caramel flavors, offering a refreshing, orchard-inspired experience.
  3. The brand emphasizes "follows back," meaning all sugary fall exclusives are now available, expanding the range of indulgences.
  4. A segment of the conversation discusses personal and professional changes in the podcast format, including increased structure, corporate influence, and communication shifts.
  5. Hosts express concerns about AI, climate change, global warming, and youth mental health, highlighting societal uncertainty and the need for resilience.
  6. The discussion touches on addiction, particularly porn use, and the emotional impact of exposure to negative content or trauma.
  7. There is a focus on mental health practices like exposure therapy and cultivating personal resilience through self-growth and small acts like gardening.
  8. The podcast includes promotional content for Shopify, Bluetooth, and a fantasy football app, blending entertainment with business and wellness themes.

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The transcript features a promotional segment for a new caramel apple-flavored 5-hour energy shot, marketed as a sugar-free, refreshing fall treat available online. It highlights the product's blend of crisp apple and smooth caramel, positioning it as a seasonal indulgence with a limited-time availability. The segment is interwoven with broader discussions on personal and societal issues, including the impact of AI, climate change, and youth mental health.

Hosts express concern about rising anxiety, uncertainty, and the lack of preparedness in the face of global challenges, advocating for resilience through personal action, such as gardening and self-reflection. The conversation also touches on topics like pornography addiction, exposure therapy, and the importance of facing discomfort to build emotional strength. Interludes promote wellness brands like Bluetooth and e-commerce platforms like Shopify, with personal anecdotes about music performances, health routines, and family life.

The recurring theme centers on navigating modern chaos with honesty, humor, and a grounded sense of responsibility—balancing entertainment with deeper reflections on human experience and future resilience.

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A sugar-free, fall-inspired energy drink that combines sweet and tart apple flavors with a smooth, buttery caramel finish for a refreshing taste.

Only available online for a limited time at 5hourenergy.com or Amazon.

It is sweet, but sugar-free, offering a refreshing balance of apple and caramel flavors without added sugar.

It delivers a unique, orchard-inspired flavor that mimics a crisp apple bite with a smooth caramel coating, making it a seasonal treat.

Shopify is referenced as a platform for launching online businesses, with a specific promotion for users to start a store before Black Friday.

New users get a $150 credit in lineups when they sign up and win their first $5 lineup through the Price Picks app.

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