Double Betrayal

- You two are bad friends. - You are these two idiots. - Wooo, I did an Asian dinner. You two are disgusting. - Oh, you two are something. - We're bad friends. - Here, here we are once again, together. - You see my, you see my fit today? I'm a Netflix guy. - I'm a hula guy, dude. - Look at this. - Whoa, dude, where's that club at? - Look at that, Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival. - Are you serious? - And this hat. - It's supposed to be nothing. - Seriously? - Yeah, I mean, I got nothing. - I got an email and it's-- - Interesting. - I got a part talk. - Interesting. - Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. - Interesting. - Interesting, please say. - Persay. - No, you got a jacket. They sent you. - Is it a medium? - Oh, yeah. - Interesting. - Interesting. - The old dogs are the best. - No, no. - That dude. - That dude and the Logan. - I love Logan. - I love you, Haley. (laughing) - That's so good. - He's one of my favorites. - You know my favorite is a Conor. - Oh, he's legend. - Because my impression of Conor's literally flawless. - I know it is. And-- - A raven. (laughing) - He's the king. - He's the king, dude. - You don't have to say that. (laughing) - It's so, mom. - It's so good. - Mom. - It's so good. - Would you perhaps be interested? - Yeah, it's so good. - In taking a walk. - Yeah. - He's the best. He's the best. Like, they should be lovers. - Love on the spectrum, Japan. (laughing) - Bro, it's the best show. - It's the best show, bake shows good. - It's up there too. We want to thank all the fans that came out to see us at the YouTube theater in Inglewood, California for the Netflix's Joke Fest. - Thank you so much. - Oh, they're really good turnout. And we got invited to, I think last year they had the Netflix brunch and we talked about it, did we not? - Isn't it every two years? It's every two years. It wasn't last year, it was two years ago. - It's a two years ago, there was a brunch. - Wow, Ted Sarandos's house. - Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted. - Tarantos. - Yeah, Ted, Ted Sarandos's house. - Yeah, careful. (laughing) - Is that a boy? - I don't know. - Yeah, Pokemon. - Pokemon. - Hey, you heard what you guys said on the pod? - Yeah, I know, but. - I heard you were very, very punctual. - First guy there? - I was probably the first guy there, I was the first guy to leave. It was me and Don now. - You were. - Yeah, I mean, Don. - Well, you did it almost a trick to me. - It was a good bit. - Yay, the ladies are here. The Filipino lady. - Can we talk about the trick real quick? - Yes, sit down. - You put the ladies on. - Sit down, girls, and we'll chat a little bit. So we did the Ted Sarandos Netflix house. First of all, it was double the amount of people than the last photo. - Wow. - Everybody got an invite. - Everyone got an invite. (laughing) - I know, that's what I felt like. - Once they knocked out all the legends, they were like, "What's stragglers?" - I know, I know, I go. I looked around and go, "That's another guy on the open mic." - Yeah, yeah. They're like, "Yeah, yeah." - They're like, "Yeah, yeah." - It's a couple of bookers were there. - Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. And then also the guests of other comedians. - Plus one. - So what happens is, this is what happens, right? A big comedian will bring a smaller comedian and there's a smaller comedian who will sneak into the photo. (laughing) And I could name a couple, I don't wanna put them out, you know what I mean? But there was sabotage on the photo, which I'd like to talk about openly if I may. If I may. - You may. - Okay, so I think Tom Segura, if you watch the big shot, right? They had his throw a ball toward the camera. - Yeah, all made us take a play pen ball. Like McDonald's play place. They made us grab a ball and they said, "We're gonna throw it at the camera at the exact same time." - Yes. So what I did was not throw. (laughing) - Right. - I know the trick. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bob? - When they said, at three, right? They said, "We're gonna come to three at three, throw the ball. One, two, three. Everyone threw the ball, not me. I did my best smile." (laughing) - All right, can I know the trick, right? 'Cause if I did any kind of motion, it would make, so what Segura did, which is crafty, right? When he threw, he exactly timed out, where his hand went over Greg Fitzibbon's face. And if you look at the photo up close, find Tom Segura, Greg Fitzibbon's face is completely blocked out. - Show him the photo. You didn't send it. - I sent him the big photo. - Just got it now, here it is. - Yeah, so go zoom in, zoom in up where I am. I'm in the middle. See that, me? - Yeah. - It's like, where are we? - Right there. All right, so right to my, right? Now there's Segura's right above me. Go closer, zoom in closer. - And there's Fitz's face. - And there's his Fitz's face, and that's Segura's hand. He fucked him. - And look at Theo, by the way. - Yeah. - Finally, closing his mouth in a photo. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - This guy, the first time ever. - Yeah. - And you wanna see how Andrew handles these public events 'cause he gets nervous. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The school to the left. He'll scroll to the left there. - He scrolled to the left. - Okay, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it. I don't know what that is. - That is it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what that is. - Yeah, so see the big yellow ball there to zoom in there and right there, zoom in there. - Yeah, yeah. - And that's me in the top corner right. - Yeah. - And I, look at how happy it is. - Like it's a basketball. - Look at all. - You're Steph Curry, look at that three pointer, dude. Why'd you three point that ball, dude? - I don't know, happy. - Yeah, you are so miserable there. - That's mild. - Yeah. - So first of all, they shuffle everyone in here and then all of the hungry, give me needed tension comics have pushed their way to the front, literally. - All right, let's go the front. - And then I said, and I said, I'll just stand in the back. I don't care, and the girl was like, just get down there, go down there and I said, don't worry about it, I don't want to do it. But everyone that forced their way down to the front was like, and look at way, zoom out a little bit and look to the right, Jeff Garland did catering that day, by the way. (laughing) Dropping off a plate of food. - No, but Jeff Garland did something very interesting, right? - Interesting. - Interesting. - What he did was, you don't know the reference 'cause you haven't seen the show, but it's insane. - It's insane. - It's such a good show. - Great show, love on the spectrum. - Yeah. - But anyway, Garland was the last guy to enter. I saw, 'cause you have to witness their behavior. - Oh, smart. - Right? And he's like, oh, I'll just go over to the wall and do a lean, right? So now he's a focal point. - That's exactly right, he's pulling. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pulling focus. And that's an interesting thing. - Interesting. - Yeah, and then, so then in the front, go to the front. Let's see who's in the front. Ooh. - Carrie Kenney. - Roll. - Next to Chipel. - Yeah. - Matt Rive. - This is hand, oh, that's Robbie with Chipel. - Right, Robbie Prach. - He's Robbie Prach. - Chipel. - Where's Bert? - He said the right a little bit. - Yeah, there he is. Matt Rive is above the guy in the red shirt. - Bert is right behind Matt Rive. - Yeah, that's above, Matt. Seinfeld is above. - And that's Ted Cerandos right next to Sandler there, next to Eddie Murphy, right in the middle of the black shirt. That's the Netflix dog, next to David Letterman. - Uh-huh. - That's a pretty cool clash there. - Legendary. - Yeah. - And then let's go back up a little bit. Back up, go zoom in to my face. One more time. (laughing) Legends. - Legends. - And look at my face. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Couldn't be more anxious. - I think you purposely did that. - Okay, so I talked to you candidly about this. - I know. - I don't like these things. They give me really bad anxiety. - I understand that. - I just get nervous and I get weird and I don't like it. - Well, it's because, I do know why. - 'Cause I don't belong there. - No, I'll tell you why. - What? - This is my theory and don't get mad. - Oh, yeah. - 'Cause Taylor swiss off there. - Oh, that's a good joke. - Yeah, yeah. - I think it's not big enough. (laughing) You need a hire. - Yeah. - It's gotta be Zuckerberg. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Come on. - No, it's just not funny. - Come on, it's not funny. - I mean, if it was funny, it'd be good. (laughing) There it is. - I don't know. - That's good. - What is that? - When things bomb, I do that. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - You should do that on stage. - Yeah, I'm gonna do that from now on. On this podcast, I will live myself up with something that doesn't land. - Yeah. - But to me, it is funny. And if you zoom in. - Those are just tough for me to do. - It's hard. - It's really hard. - I talked to everybody about it. I walked up to everyone and I go, how do you feel? They go, I don't feel comfortable and I feel anxious. - It's anxiety inducing. - And I said, I feel the same way, but what I did was a couple of things. - Well, you took your lexapro, first of all. - I took my lexapro and I went against my good instinct on certain things. So I walked up to people that I never knew. I never met and I just said, hey I'm Bobby on Comic, I'm just a big fan. - That's awesome. - I did it to John Stewart. I have a photo with Bob Odin Kirk. - That's cool. - Yeah. So I would go up to people that I'm actually fans of and walked up and I went, now Eddie Murphy was one that I wanted to do that. - Yeah. - But he has an aura that you can't, you just can't break that aura. - He's perfect. You know what I mean? It's like an energy field or something. But he did shake my hand when he was walking up to his thing because hello, sir. And he shook my hand. - Wow. - And I'm like, oh my God. I couldn't believe it. - That's awesome. - Yeah. - No, so it was amazing. It was beautiful to be around all these legends. It was incredible. I just, it gave me-- - Yeah, it's a lot of anxiety. - It's hard because there's too many people. Like look at that. Like there's Taylor Tomlinson up there. I didn't even see her there. That's what sucks is like, there's people you didn't even see there. - Dude, Kate Hudson's fun to me. She was literally two people away from me. I didn't even see her. - Well, you also asked who is that? (laughing) - Yeah, because in my mind I'm like, I don't know a comic that looks like that. - I was like, you know her. - Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like, I didn't know it was her because in your mind, it's like if you're going to like, you know, a football hall of fame and a cricket player's there. - Yeah. - Instead of like, you're right. So in your mind, You're like, what team, Falcons? I don't know, you know. - It was pretty cool though. It was a cool moment in time. And then when it was over, so here's, this is my favorite part. - It Falcons the team. - Yeah, Atlanta. - Okay, thank God. - So then it's all over, come into a close. Bob and I get on the phone, he calls me. And I share this, I called Louis, Louis was in the car with Fitz and I called them 'cause I thought it tickled me so much. Bob calls me and he's like, "Hey, are you still there?" And I was like, "Yeah, I wasn't. I was in my car." - No, because Andrew that told me earlier on in the party. - He the first to lay. - You pulled me and say, "Go, as soon as the photo's over, you gotta rush." - Gotta get out of here. - To the, you know what I mean, valet, because there's gonna be a line. So me and Donnell Rullings, he beat me. - Mm-hmm. - Well, yeah, he's faster. - Faster. - And we both were running with our ticket or our internet. We were the first to get to the valet. - Right. - But my car came first. - Of course. - There's part across the street. - Yeah. (laughing) - I saw it when I pulled in. - It was a relief. - Yeah, they left you close. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Because that was the first guy there. - Mine was-- - Yeah. - About a mile away. - Yeah. - So then I left and then like maybe like 30 minutes later, I call Andrew or did you call me? - You called me. - I called you about something and then you said, "I go where you at." And you're like, "I'm still at Ted Sarandas's house." - Oh, I lied. I was in the car. - I know, but then what did you say? - So then I said, I said, "Dude, you're. " He said, "Should I, should I not have left?" Because he thought I was still there. And I said, "You're not going to believe this." I go, "Dude." Oh, no, I'm sorry. I called you back because I said, "I'll talk to you later." So then I ruminated about the same I had. And I called him back and I was whispery. And I said, "Hey, dude, you're not going to fucking believe this." And he goes, "What?" I go, "We're inside Sarandas's master suite." He has a movie theater in here. And it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louis, John Stewart. And he's doing a private showing of new specials and stuff that are about to come out. And then he asked me, "Where's Bobby?" And I lied for you. I said, "You were downstairs still." And he said, "Can you go get him?" So I'm panicking. And he was like, "Are you fucking, should I, oh my god, should I come back?" And I was like, "You got it, dude, I don't know, man. I gotta go. Maybe come back." And I called Louis and Fitz and told him. And they were like, "Are you gonna tell him the truth?" I was like, "I have to fuck it." 'Cause he would have driven back to Sarandas. - I was, I get a U-turn. - Pulled into his driveway. - I'm a U-turn. I am raising back to where, you know, in the area. - And then he called me back going, "I'm just kidding." - You imagine, he believed it for a second. I'm in Sarandas's master suite with Louis and Letterman and Johnson. - It's such a believable, come on guys, it's a believable situation. - For Andrew, yes. - Did they let us into the house? - I mean, it's like, you don't even hide the meanness. - No. - I said for Andrews have a livable situation. I believe that he would be there. - Oh, I said with you. - Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go. - They didn't. - I'm so defensive towards you now that it's like, I miss, I give you a hug. - I ruminate about anything, you know, okay. - I gave you a big hug the other day. - The comic, you were drunk. - Yeah, you were hammered. - You were hammered, that doesn't count. - We're doing that show soon with him. No, the comics weren't allowed in the house, so you can let all these pigs inside the house. That's insane, no chance. - Yeah. - So obviously we weren't allowed inside of the home in Sarandas, but we were happy to be in the yard. Look at Fahim, he was happy. - Fahim's happy. - Fahim was happy. - Yeah. - I wasn't unhappy, I was, that's my face. I get very anxious at these. I get nervous out of my mind. - Yeah. - And then Sherri O'Terry, right there next to me, who is one of the greatest legends. - Oh, I love Sherri. - Legends. - Yeah. - Turned to me and said, are you have enough room? Are you okay? I said, I'm fine. I don't need to wiggle into the thing. And because I'm like on a side, standing on a side thing. - Yeah. - And she said, what's wrong? I said, these things make me so uncomfortable. - I don't, I don't. And she said, give me a hug. And she gave me the biggest fucking hug. And it, I still made that face for the photo. - But inside I felt incredible, 'cause she's a legend. It was incredible to see some of these people, man. - Yeah, yeah. - It was really incredible, yeah. - And then man, what a night I had after our show. - Yeah, I'm right, look at him. Yeah. - So just for the fans, so I can say this, so because it feels incredible. - It feels incredible. - After we did our show at the YouTube theater, that the girls were at. - Yes. - Thank you for coming. - Amen. - I get an invite to go to this Dave Chappelle after party. - Oh God, amazing. - I go to this after party. It's for agents and managers. It's a decoy. - Oh, tell me about this. - I walked in and I was like, oh no, this is the decoy party. 'Cause everyone was like, is Dave gonna be here? - And you could tell right away, you're like, oh no, this is for agents and managers. And then I get my phone back 'cause they're locked up. I walk outside and I texted Chappelle. I said, I'm sure you're getting blown up. I think I got the wrong thing. Are you guys at another spot? He goes, yo, pull up. Almost to me to the, he was like, you gotta pull up. Who are you with? I said, my buddy, a few of my friends. I said, I'm with three black adult men if that helps. And he said, it does. And I went to-- - I know one of them. - That's a good thing. - Devon Trey, EP in my buddy's bank. - Oh, EP was there? - Yeah. And then so we go to this other spot that's like six blocks away. I walk in, the inside, you're not gonna relate to this as much. But the inside-- - I'm all with it. - The child inside of me. Explosion. - I'm telling. - It was insane. - Yeah, yeah. - I walk in and on stage, there's 40 people. On stage is Telebequally and most deaf. And they're doing basically half a black star of the album, right? And then it starts to flood in with people. Like more people are starting to catch on to like-- - Hey guys, Oprah. - They're performing. Oprah was on drums. (laughing) - I hate that. - Then I bet it more. - Yeah, yeah. - So then bust Rhymes. - That Dennis Rodman. - Dennis Rodman was there. - Yeah, yeah. - Buster Rhymes gets on stage. And I was already like, this is insane. And then I hear like a lot of people shuffling around and talking. - Ooh. - And Kanye gets on stage. - No. - My hand to God. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire-- - Holy shit. - Kanye. - Is it the night that we did last Friday night where when did we did our show? - After our show. - Yeah. - It's interesting that I was invited with your little charade. - You went to go get food. - Oh, that, okay. - You literally were like, I'm gonna go eat. And I was like, I think we're gonna go to the Chappelle thing up. He heard me say it. I was like, I think I'm gonna go to the Chappelle thing and you were like, we're gonna go get food. So you fuck off your own opportunities. 'Cause you could have been there. And I was in the front row. I went right up to the front row. I wanted to watch Kanye. He was in military boots and he kept doing that thing. Where he kind of smiles, where he goes. (laughing) - Wow. And they played it all falls down. And then he did a few other songs. And he was actually rapping. It was wild to see. And all that anti-Semitism went right out the window. - Right out the window. It was incredible to see him live like that. That close. It was banana. - That's insane. And how many people were there in the audience? - I would argue by the time that he got on stage 'cause people were going outside to text. Like people had got their yonder bags unlocked to go text friends. Try to sneak into this venue. - Wow, wow. - Probably 200 at the most. - Oh my god. - It was like the OR. Maybe less, maybe like 150. It was fucking incredible. What time is it? Midnight or one in the morning? - I was asleep. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was dead. - You were never gonna come to that. - I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do you know who Talib Kuehli is or no? - I am him. (laughing) - That's how much I'm a fan. - Good answer. (laughing) - I am him. - Anyway, we had a great show. We appreciate all the fans coming to the bad friend show. And here are the two of our favorite girls that did the show with us. - Yeah. - Our Filipino friends. - Lisa and Jules. - Woo! - Judy Jules. - Lisa, shoes are phenomenal. - It's her. - Those are dope. - Yeah. - And she never wears shoes. And your mom came. - Yeah. - Just flirting with me so hard backstage. - I know. She loves the orange dick. - She does. - Yeah, yeah. - Orange dick. - She goes, where is your-- - I can't say orange, why? Why can't I say that? - She can. - And I did. (laughing) - She says-- - America first. - She asked me where my dressing room was. Many times. She goes, can I go to your dressing room? I said, sure, man, come into my dressing room. - Yeah. - Peter Bobby was gonna push her while you were doing your set set. - On to the stage? - Yeah. - Can't have a moment of my own, huh? (laughing) - Are you out of your mind? - Always got to sabotage my bit. - Are you out? - Can't have a moment of my own. - Are you out of your gourd? - As soon as the spotlight's not on you. Boy, oh boy, does it get dark, huh? (laughing) - Do you think I would do that? Are you insane? - Yes, you absolutely would. - I would never do that. - Lie, lie. - I just grabbed her and I kind of pushed her towards stage. I go in a row of Andrews said, but I would never push her all the way in. - Are you telling me for a second that you wouldn't run a bit like that? - Not in front of that many people now. - Yes, you would. - I wouldn't. - Who believes that he wouldn't do that? - I don't think he would. He'd be too afraid. - Yep, there we go. How about you, Andreas? - Yeah, thank you so much. - It'll be so funny. - Yeah, yeah. - I think you would 'cause you got the balls. - Yeah, you know what you did? (laughing) You tongue kissed a man. (laughing) No, I was there. - I was there. - You stuck your tongue out and you guys did a little sorely swirl. - You did. - In front of my face and you are my friend. - Gay. (laughing) - I just texted right. - That's exactly like gay, right? - At some point. - Bobby did that to six other guys. - I didn't open my mouth and do a tongue twirl. You open mouth that's getting with your tongue. - That is his rule, no open mouth. - No open mouth. - I don't want a hunt of Iris. - I've already had four times. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't know about the experience kissing men that you do. I don't know how to do that. - Whoa. (laughing) - See, you know why? You know what you say? Why would I never do a cruise? - Why? - A hunt of Iris. - Exactly, you're right. - I was right. - But you never said hunt of Iris. - Yeah, I thought it. - Okay, okay. - I thought it. - I thought it. Imagine if a hunt of Iris. want to virus, hit the atom divine fucking crews. - Yeah, the important crews? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Imagine if that happened. The first one to die, throw it out. - Who's the first one to go? Stop breaking the table. You know what someone said to me one time? Someone who listens to show a friend of our family says when Bobby kicks the table in my speakers and my car with bass or on, it sounds like an explosion happened outside. Who would die first? 'Cause I know we have the same answer. - Yeah, I know what we're not gonna say. - We're neither of us are gonna say it. - I know we're not gonna say it. - Isn't that fucking annoying? - It's that's interesting. - Fuck that's interesting. - It's interesting. (laughing) - Klarna, it's cash back with money back. - I love cash back with money back, baby. And save money with Klarna. You're gonna get your cash back and earn interest and unlock purchase by using Klarna. 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Get your free quote at ethos.com/badfriends. That's ethos E-T-H-O-S.com/badfriends. Application times may vary, rates may vary. - Girls. - Yeah. - How are you guys doing? - Good. - You good? - So you got a huge pop last night. - Massive. - Yeah, Rudy, Rudy of all those people. And then you said one thing. - I waived. - That's true. - ESA, you didn't see anything. - I think ESA needs a bigger pop from the fans. I think she needs to come out and they need to explode more. - Yeah, I think so too. - And she's our secret weapon. - She's a secret weapon. - She's the new funniest girl on the show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know you've been overtaken by a mile. 'Cause you've changed. - I haven't dated. - You 100% are a different person. - Oh really? Last night I was at the house and she was working out, right? - You're actually thousand. (laughing) - At least at night. She's like. (laughing) - Hakan. - Hakan. - Hakan. - Hakan. - Right, and things like. - Hakan. - You doing the Hakan? - Yeah, yeah, right? - Yeah. - And I was going. It's one in the morning. - What are you doing? She's like. - I have a model show Tuesday. - Oh. (cheering) - And then she showed me photos of other models that are going to be there. And like, I'm not how you do these. - Yeah, but she was like working out. I go, it doesn't work in one night. (laughing) You have to be doing this every day for like two years. - Forever. - Forever, yeah, yeah. - Do you work out? - But she was doing it. - Yeah. - No, don't worry about it. - It doesn't mean, I say don't work out. - Don't work out. - Everybody, don't do it. Everyone should stop. It's a blob of yellow garbage. - Still rocking. - Still rocking. - Still rocking. - No polyps, no cancer, nothing. - That's true. - In my bottle. - It's good you got checked. - Yeah, in my bottle. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But yeah, so she was working out. And then, you never guys talked about Coachella. - Oh, because this is the first time? - Yeah. - We've been here since. - You guys had so much fun. - Yeah, so much fun. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Would you go back? - I would. I don't think she would. - Why won't you go back? - There's so much people. - So much people. - Oh my god, give me a fucking break. - You hate it. - Spoiled Brad. - You hate it. - I went for you, you spoiled it. And I'm gonna tell you something right now, Andrew. - Okay. - And you're just getting me off my rockers, right? - All right, get off my leg. - Get off my leg! - I think I don't see that I have right now. Get off my lawn. - Get off his lawn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm so furious. I have to slowly get this up. I'm so sorry. - Hit her hard. - Hit off my fucking one. - Oh, go for her, man. - All right, interesting. - Okay, so. - I'm sorry. (laughing) Jelly. Oh, did I step on you, Jelly? (laughing) - How does she even stand him? - He told my James. (laughing) - You know they're doing get ready with me tutorials and it's amazing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's putting on, she's taking off makeup and putting on moisturizer and he is doing the voiceover. It's fucking incredible. I gotta watch. - Now she's a jelly's applying moisturizer. - It's amazing. - Yes, it's a face. - All right, so, you know. - You full glow. (laughing) - It's amazing. - Great impression, I said. - Thanks. - They should have cast you on SNL. (laughing) - I could have made mad TV. - Honestly, could you wear this clothes? - To SNL. - No, I was pretty far away. - No, there's no way. You flew to New York and didn't in front of Lauren. - Yeah, it wasn't right for me. You know what's right for me? - What? - Bad friends. - What I'm saying though is-- - This is the only show that matters. - They missed out so badly, 'cause this is the best guy out there. - No, no, no. That would have dropped on that. - Into the characters and impressions and all that, do you would have killed that? - I would have drowned. - No, you hit the ball. You're Daryl Strawberry. - I do cocaine. (laughing) - No, no, no, no. - All day long. - You hit the ball. - Strawberry is the man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Shout out to yes. - So, I wanna go back. - Take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back. - All right. I went to Coachella. - I did not wanna go. I did it for you guys, right? So then I asked you guys to do one thing for me, right? And you guys are like, we all not do that. - That's what they do. - I wanna go to Magic Mountain. - Magic Mountain's great. - Right. And they're like, no, something else. And I go, you know what I mean? One trip to Magic Mountain, you know what I mean? Is lighter than a trip to Coachella. - I would argue you taking them to Coachella and paying for the tickets? - Yeah. - Is worth five Magic Mountain trips. - Yeah, thank you, five. - Five. - Five or six? - Six, six, six yes, but five absolutely. - Absolutely five. - Yeah, at least, yeah. - Yeah, at least, right? - I've already went to Magic Mountain. - Does that happen? - It doesn't matter. - Did you go with him? - Yeah. - You were there too. Right. - Yeah. - Okay, so that's one trip. - That's one trip. No, I'm asking for two, and I deserve five. - I agree. - Yeah, yeah. - Do the math. - And we took it in and out afterwards. - Yeah, do the Coachella math. - That was incredible. - Yeah. - It's too much. - Okay, so. - So scary. - Yeah, so they won't do it. - Why? - Why, baby. - So that I gave them two options. - Move out. - No. - Okay. (laughing) - No. - Magic Mountain or skydiving? - Oh. - Oh. - And what do you, no? - East, no. - They're both, like, does. - That no one dies at skydiving? (laughing) - Yeah, magic mountain. - Yeah. - What's more safer, skydiving or Magic Mountain? - I would imagine maybe skydiving. - I think skydiving is worth ever. - No, 'cause magic mountain people don't die. While there is no single public record up to date for injuries six flagged Magic Mountain reports of value, 109 injury complaints, but that's at no deaths. No deaths. - No deaths. - Yeah, you're breaking on. - Big deal, you got another one. - Big deal, yeah, yeah. - You break a white one. - We go to, like, Renfair. - Because it's, oh, this weekend's the last weekend and I'm on the road. - Skydiving accents are rare with roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in the United States over 3 million annual jumps. So that's not bad. It's not bad. - Is the skydiving or Magic Mountain? - Aldiv Magic Mountain. - Magic Mountain. (laughing) - Okay. - I think it should be skydiving or bungee jumping. - Oh, no. - Oh, I can't do that. - I can't do that. - Yeah. - Bungee jumping. - You're more apt to skydives than bungee jumping? - Yeah, 'cause bungee jumping, it's just like, I don't know. - Yeah, so with skydiving. - Yeah, but you're with someone. - You're falling. - But you're with someone, no? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're with an insurrectionist, like January 6th. (laughing) - Hey, man, you know. - Bungee jumping is very safe. One in every corner of the morning. - It's war, it's going great. (laughing) - Nobody dies. - No one dies. - That's so scary. - One death per year globally, and that guy wanted to die. - He wanted to die. - He probably, he went. - Nah. (laughing) - Unhook the carabiner. - Yeah, yeah. that would be a fast, painful death. - Hitting the ground, you know what the worst part would be? - It would explode, right? - I mean, you'd pop, for sure. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, especially if you ate that morning. - Yeah. - The worst would be, it goes down, then it comes back, and then it losing it then would be even worse. - It would be it. - Like when the bungee goes boi, and then it goes, if you fell from the set, like you feel like the bounce, it held you, and then it didn't held you. - Ooh. - Oh, you hear a snap when you're going up. - Oh my. - Oh my Lord. - That would fuck you up. - 'Cause you feel like you survived the first. - Right, right, you would hear the snap, too. - Oh my God. - And you're like, what is that? And you do calculations. I'm dead. - I'm dead. - I die. - I'm fucking dead. - Me die. - Yeah, me die. - Yeah, so skydiving, bungee, or magic mountain. - Magic mountain. - Magic mountain, line up. - We open with what? - X2. - Yeah, X2, you must open with X2. - I do so. - Oh God. - It's the best one. - It's the best one, yeah. - It's the most fun. - It's the most fun, yeah. - 'Cause you start off backwards, there's fireballs. (laughing) - Love the fireballs. - We love the fireballs. - And what you survive the fireballs, everything's pretty easy after that, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What do you go on the Joker or something like that? It's a cakewalk. - It's a cakewalk. - Look at this. - Oh my God. - Yeah, look at this. - And the speaker's pumping in the sound, screams. I love it. - You're gonna die. - You're gonna die. - You're gonna die. - You're gonna die today. - Ha ha. - It's gonna be great. - It's so much fun. - There you go. - It doesn't even want to go though. - Who? - Your girlfriend. - Okay, I have a girlfriend and she doesn't want to go. - Yeah. - But she's going. - If she doesn't, you know why? - You don't go. - It's called that? - Or skydiving. - Or skydiving. It's duty. - Yeah, girlfriend duty. - But we'll follow her if she doesn't, you don't know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called duty. - Okay. - Not that I'm a king, right? But I'm a crown prince. - You're not the crown prince. (laughing) - What am I then? - It's her, she's the crown prince. - I'm a butler. - Wow. - She's the crown princess. - Yeah. - Why? - She's all her sweetheart. - Yeah. - Tell us more. - Sweetheart. - She gets really nice when she's around. - Yeah, she's so nice. - Yeah. - When she's around. - We had dinner last night and it was, he was very nice. - So she should be around more. - Yeah. - Yeah, he turns into a better version of Bob. - He doesn't even fart in front of me. - Yeah. (laughing) - That I find hard to believe. - You know, I sneak away. - Yeah. - You know what I do? She's in the bed and I'll go all the way down my hallway 'cause I have a little hallway and I'll right go to the very end of the front, the door of my bedroom. I squeeze my cheeks and it goes up to you. Like, you know, like an agent orange. - Oh, you do the opening. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wow. - And then I let that smell simmer there 'cause what happens is, I don't know if you know about science. But it follows you, like a stalker. Like a stalker. - A little fart go. - In the night. A little Richard Ramirez, right? Falling you in the night, okay? So I let Richard dissipate. - Like a little fart go. - And then I'll go back into the arena, right? And lay down. But sometimes what happens is, there's a little bit of another, you know, I mean, zodiac killer that comes out. - Ooh. - So I have to leave the bed again and release the zodiac killer. - Aftershock. - Or a little aftershock. So that repeats several times over the night, depending on if I had ice cream or not. - Right. - Yeah. - Remember when you parted on Andrew's wife? - Ooh. (laughing) - That's gonna grow. (laughing) - Are you trying to start a war? - No, I'm just saying that. - Okay, because that was let go in the past. He was so mad. Yeah, so what are you trying to do? - I'll say that's beautiful character growth. Your grow, it got up. (laughing) - Oh my God, dude. - Why would you bring that up, dude? That dude, we almost ended. It was, the Beatles were over. Yeah, I mean, Yoko had entered. I mean, it was, you know, it was bad. - Yoko farted. - Yeah. - On Paul's wife. (laughing) - It was bad. It was bad. He pulled me aside and he goes, "You don't ever do that again." - And a million years. - Yeah, and I locked eyes with them. And just through the eyes, I can see, right? Don't ever do that. - Evil, evil dead. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was bad. But, yes, what else have you noticed about me? - You're just sweeter and nicer. And you're very, like, cuddly with you. - That's cute. - You're a new man. - No, I'm cuddly with all creatures. (laughing) Like my dogs and cats, right? - It goes. - Dogs, cats, girlfriend. - Well, I've known my dogs and cats longer. - That's true. - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - And, you know, I have a connection with Gobi. My first dog I've ever had. - Yeah. - She's still with me. And she looks at me like, "Dad?" - She's the dog. - Yeah, there's a connection there. So it's like, "I can't put that in order yet." - I agree, you know? - You're right. Yeah, there is no order yet. - Yeah, so. - How are you feeling? - Me? - You wanna talk about it? - Yeah, so let's talk about Carlos's head transplant. - Do you wanna talk? I mean, it looks-- - No, I'm feeling good right now, yeah. - You're not in any sort of pain. - It's just a little sore, but it's been-- - Big shout out to Bosley for doing the hair. - Yeah, congratulations and thank you. - Wow. - Duck down a little bit. Let's see just the, yeah. - Wow, yeah. That's what's gonna happen. - Yeah, yeah. - But it's been going well. - It's gonna look like when we first met. - Exactly. - But the hairline be a little lower? - Well, they were trying to be realistic. They, like, there's not enough graphs in the back to put on top. - Imagine if the hairline was down to your eyebrow. - And it was just hair all the way. - I mean, that'd be a cooler look. - But it would stop up here and I would have no hair in the back. - Wait, that's, no one looks like that. That's amazing. - All of our tree or something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But I have a, I have a thought that you're gonna get the hair and you're gonna still buzz your head anyway. And you're gonna keep it short. - I, I wanna grow it out once I get it. - Yes. - Yeah, I wanna do the slick back. - You gotta, no, don't do the slick back. - I like slick back. - No, dude, grunge. - Oh, see, that's kinda cool too. - Yeah, that's cool too. - Yeah, grunge it. - Like, I've been on the road. - I can't take a long time to grow a grunge hair. - A mad scientist. He has what, 40 more years to do it. (laughs) - Yeah. - I know. - Oh, but less. - Yeah, I know. - I know. - You guys think you're gonna die before, or I'll die before you? - There's a chance. - There's a chance. And I would like to talk about if I may. - Oh, man. - Gosh. - What? - We're about to hear Bobby's side of the story. - Oh my God, that makes me so mad. - What? - Dude, that puts me in such a rage. - What's wrong? (laughs) - Because as if-- - There are two sides of the road. - There's no, there's no, it's not, it's not Roshamon. It's a personal reference of, but, anyway, it's not, you don't mean a two-sided situation. It's one clear side. - Oh, you almost said, why didn't you cloud, because you could have been on my side, I called you. - What happened? - Because I knew Andrew would see things that come out of me. - I want to hear your side. - Can I hear your side? That's a good strategy for me to go first. - It's the Aburlian strategy. - Yes, so you can come up with things to defend you. Okay, I'll just go. - Queen's Gambit here, dude, you got to find out. - I'll go because there's certain-- - I want to go first. - No, I want to go first, I'll tell you why. - That's a good boundary, I'll respect you. - There's certain things that I want to omit from in the story. - Copy. (laughs) - That's why I want to go first. - So what is it? - People like listening to this stuff or no. - We don't know what it is yet. (laughs) - That's true, that's only true. But these kind of personal conflicts. - Yes, man. - Okay. - What is it? - All right, so I played New Jersey Pact. - Wellington. - Yeah, and then we did-- - Wellmont, sorry, wellmont. - Yeah, and then we did Medford Pact, right? - Sadly, sadly I had a little problem in Atlantic City. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - What happened? - What was the laugh about me? I asked per se. - Because I'm having a trauma response. - Yes, what? - I'm having a trauma response. - Oh, trauma. - Interesting. - Interesting. - So first of all, for weeks, I was like, can I get out of this gig? - You don't want to go to AC. - It's that, is that when you, you know, before you go to a gig, and you know, there's that blue dot epidemic, you know, what that is? - Oh yeah. - No. - You don't know about the blue dot epidemic? - Is that antivirus? - No, it's different. - He doesn't have it ever, so that's-- - I know, he doesn't ever have the blue dot epidemic. - What are you talking about? - Blue dots on ticket masks. - Oh, oh, the seats. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's your problem? - You're just angry about. - I asked you with the-- (all laughing) - What is going on? - Yeah, I don't know. - Are you okay? - I don't think I am. - You're on edge. - I know, he does it. - Well, what happened? - I'm gonna tell you right now. - Fine. - All right, so not a good show, right? I think I did pretty good given the circumstances. - Yeah. - In terms of response. - And we had a great day. - Casinos can be hard. - Yeah, you played Borgata? - No, ocean. - Ocean, yeah. - And, you know, I still got over 1,000, you know, I mean, tickets sold, but it wasn't what, you know what I mean. I want to, anyway, I get off stage and I'm sweating and I'm on the verge of tears. I'm literally on the verge of tears 'cause I've never seen anything like that. I'm so grateful that they all came out to support me, but, you know, I was just as disappointed in turnout, right? Which really happens. And I was in the green room on the verge of tears, right? And I'm literally, I'm calling my agents. - Yeah. - No one's picking up. - No, that's fine. - And just sitting there like hunched over like that, sweat dripping in the verge of tears. tears, and then all of a sudden I see cameras going on. Somebody walks in with camera, two cameras, no, he invites a tick toker to do a video with me, and I don't know what's happening. Who is this person? He's already met. I've already met him, but it's like before the show, I want to know who's going to come and do a video with me after the show, right? Is that a proper and fair thing? He doesn't tell me, right? So I'm sitting there, and then I have to, in that moment, turn it on. Turn it on. So I'm like, "Hey!" You hear me, and he's like, "Hey, and I'm reading off an advertisement that he has on his phone for his new product." You didn't have to do that in real life. I'm just saying, I didn't know what was going on. Because there's no prep from my tour manager, right? And then, right? He leaves, it's done. I look at Carlos and I go, "What the fuck was that?" And then he gets defensive. You like good shit. I like good shit. And I go, "What do you mean?" I thought you would like it, right? So that's why I did it. I go, "Yeah, but I want to be fucking pre-prepared if I knew a tick toker was going to come and do a video, especially with a knife that I had tonight." Right, right? Your honor? Yes. Case heard. Okay. Did you get good shit? No. Defense? My defense is that I didn't know they're going to be filming when they walked in, and I wanted to surprise Bobby on this tough night with two free pairs of golden goose shoes. What did that have to do with the tick tockers? That was the tick tocker was bringing that for me. But after the show had went the way it went, and knowing that the blue dot virus was going on this night, did you not think to preemptively say, "Let's hold off until a little bit after the show," or you just let him come in. I let him come in. Without preparing it. Without preparing me. You're right. I wanted to be a surprise, but in my defense, I apologize and said this happened on my watch. I'm sorry, Bob. I did say that. But in what world do I not say that? See what he's doing right now? He's winning the case. He's not winning the case. No, no, he's not winning the case. I'll tell you why. Yeah, well, I'm the judge, but yeah, I'll tell you why. Now we're at dinner afterwards, right? And I look at Carlos because in my mind, Gilbert from Tiger belly was there as well. And in my mind, I thought that Gilbert had set it all up. So now I'm living at Gilbert. So he's not even taking the phone. Right, so I look at Carlos. I look at Carlos and I go, I'm so pissed off at Gilbert right now. And you're like, why? Because I love the guy that came in. It was just the wrong timing. Sure. Right? And I go, because of that situation. And you go, oh, yeah, I mean, we're both, you know what I mean? You're on it. Yeah, you're on it. And then did I not take when Gilbert sat down on the table? Did I not pull him aside? And I was confused because when we walked into the restaurant, I did that energy just, I'm a passionate lawyer. Look at the energy energy. 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That's Quinn's dot com slash bad friends Sunday night. We do a show in Boston. Yeah. Right. And as a tour manager, you know, you don't eat all day. Why not? I just I ate a little light meal because you think after the show, you're gonna. Oh, right. Yeah, it's a tour manager. We had reservations. Okay, so so so. Go ahead. As a tour manager, you're supposed to set up a meal. Yeah. Okay. We go to the restaurant after the show and we walk in and the host goes, we're closed. P.F. Changs. No. And I look at Carlos go, what the fuck? What do you say? He said the kitchen closes in 30. No, that's not what he said. He did say that. He was an immigrant. Didn't know who you were. And I thought we would get the library treatment. Now I'm going to call somebody. Now I'm going to call somebody that was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm going to and you don't say anything. Okay. Witness. Yeah, I have a witness right here. You don't say anything. I want because you are excited. Yeah, is this Gilbert? You're calm. No, Ramsey, my opener. All right. Yeah, hello. Hi. So you're on bad friends right now. Hey. Okay. So, you know, after the Sunday show at the in Boston, Medford, I think it was, was it Medford? Yeah, yeah. So afterwards, when we walked in the Korean restaurant, what did the guy tell us? He said that their kitchen was closing and they didn't have time for us, right? Yeah, that's correct. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye bye. And instead, he went to the four seasons and eight. No. By the way, answers on the first ring. I know what? Desperate. Hello. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I also have another witness if I could call if I want you may. I may. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. We're mentioning the kitchen closed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just who who who who who is the witness at bird calling the stand? Yeah. Don't say anything. Please. Thank you. Let's see how many rings. Each opener is going to get to switch. All right. Turn the message. Sometimes you have to do it again. It's cool. She's not doing not disturb. Yeah. One ring. Oh, cats, Lucy. Hi, Kat. You're on bad friends right now. I'm on bad friends. Yeah, just I have to ask you a question. Okay. Okay. It will be the only time that you're on bad friends. Okay. All right. So well, something tonight, well, we're in Boston, right? Yeah. And we went to that Korean restaurant afterwards, right? Yeah. And then what did the host of whoever said to him? when we walked in the restaurant. - The host said, oh, you can't, the kitchen is closed. - Thank you so much, good night. - Okay, bye. - Unreliable witness, he's paying them. - Two, he's paying his witnesses. - Oh, so what you're saying that it was open? If it was open for 30 minutes, why wouldn't I sit down? Because you got frustrated, didn't you? - No, no, no, no, get recognized, that's what happened. - No, no, no, no, that's literally what happened. He didn't go, oh, Bobby, you're here. - Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. - Interesting, you per se. (laughing) - Wow, wow, wow. - Bro. - Well, Judge, please make a final verdict. - I gotta be honest. - Tender life, buddy. - Yeah. (laughing) - No, I beg you, I beg you, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Also, you're a hair, you're a new hair. How does you get your new hair? - How did I get it? - Yeah, oh, from bad for me. - Exactly! - Hey, I got you new hair. (laughing) - I got you new hair. - Thank you, sir. - Are you lied? - I didn't lie. - Yeah, and conduct conspiracy. - Did you make a reservation? - Of course. - Did you tell them it was him? When you walked in, the kitchen was open for 30 more, but they still said, please don't sit down. - Exactly. - Right. - Well, they didn't tell us not to sit down, but they warned us. - But they said, COVID-1930, which is another way of saying, we're not gonna, we don't wanna do this. - They didn't say that, Andrew, I'm telling you right now, based on my witnesses, right? - They said, we are closed. - Well, the first witness said 30 minutes to close. Cat actually-- - No, he didn't. - No, he did. - No, Randy did not. - No, he literally said, they said they're closing in 30 minutes. - He said it was the kitchen is closed. - Yes. - Closing in 30 minutes. - No, he didn't say that. - He didn't say 30 minutes. - Yeah, I'm gonna call him one more time, sorry. - 30 minutes. - I have to call him again, sorry. First ring. - Hello. - Okay, you're on bad friends again. What did you say again? - He said, he didn't have time for us. The guy, he was kind of mad about it. - Because the kitchen was closed, right? - The kitchen was closed, do you hear him? - Yeah, thank you. Bye-bye. - You're leading the witness. - I'm not leading the witness. That's what he said the first time ever going to hear it. - He said it, he didn't say that. I swear to God, he didn't say that. - No, we'll jump here. - Yeah, so-- - It's a double jeopardy. - It's a double jeopardy, dude. Yeah, yeah. - He said the kitchen is closing. - Exactly, thank you. - Change the statement, so he lied. This is not, I'm sorry, but that first witness is gonna be thrown out. - Okay, I have one more witness. But the second witness is fine, is she still valid? - Yeah, she's still valid, and she said-- - The kitchen is closed. - Is closed. - Yeah, and would you side with a convicted liar? - We usually don't in this court of law. - Yeah, exactly. Somebody that's known to deceive. What do you girls think, you guys are the jury? - I mean, from our experience with Carlos at Coachella, he was really-- - We love the Carlos. - Yeah, so I don't think he-- - I'm gonna side with the jury here. - Carlos, you're clear to all the charges. - Thank you, sir. - Bobby, you're gonna have to stay after. - Carlos was the best at Coachella. - I'll get you. - And stayed with us the entire time. - Yeah, wanted to make sure you were safe. - Good shop run, and she gave me mushrooms. Thank you. - You did? - Yeah. - Did you do mushrooms at the show? - It was a microdose. - Oh, it wasn't anything. You didn't do any young lady. - No, he didn't. - She didn't. - He didn't? (laughing) - Who didn't? - She didn't. - So you gave Carlos drugs? - Yeah. - She's doing them? - Yeah. (laughing) - Go. - Because you literally just betrayed me. I'm starting with Carlos, so I will betray you as well. - I did betray you. - Yeah, I did betray you. - And if you betray me, I betray you. - I did it. (laughing) - Go. - It's fair. - It's fair, it's a double betrayer. - I did it, I got it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. That has nothing to do with the case. That's before you. - Correct. (laughing) - You're bringing up a completely different situation. - What did she do? - All right, what has she been doing? - Ah, stop! - And now you stop betraying. - I'm not betraying. - Look at me right now, dude. All right. - She's smoking. - Oh, no, I'm not. - Are you really smoking? - A little bit. - Then why do you say, oh, no, I'm not. - Did you smoke right before you came? - No. - You haven't smoked one cigarette today? - No. - Oh my god, I swear. I swear. - I swear. - No, good. - Good. - Yeah, yeah. But so you want me to reveal all the things, too. But I won't. - Do it. - But I'm just saying, we can't have-- - No, we can't have-- - I know about when you betray, right? - I mean, betray. - I just said Carlos was so good at this. - For what does that have anything to do with the fucking case of the last weekend? - Plus that is a betrayal on his own. - Yeah, that's a betrayal on his own. - How come once on this show we can't, can we go a week without betrayal on this show? - I know. (laughing) - I know weeks. - One week. - I know how you feel. (laughing) - One. - I know exactly how you feel. - Because I feel like every one of the shows is trying to betray someone. - I'm a victim of circumstance. - We should be lifting each other up. - I agree. - Yeah, not bringing everyone down. It's like I gave you a job. You don't want to do it. See, you don't even listen. Look. (laughing) - Dude, I'm so grateful for the job you gave me as tour manager. - Well, do the job then. - I've been doing it the night before you were like, oh, this is such a good restaurant, Carlos. Like, you forget about all the good when one drip of bad drops down. - Interesting. - Interesting. (laughing) - I think my bad stuff is so bad. It's like oil or something. It just ruins everything. - So we got an email, the Carlos of the Booth, the up-production company. They reached out. It's the production company that's handling the distribution for Karate Ghost. (laughing) But before you push play, I want to say this, okay. - When you're doing a movie like this, an independent movie, right? You take certain, you know. - Risks. - Risks and you go. - Like, it doesn't matter. - Like the risk of the whole film. It's not. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter. I could do whatever I want, you know what I mean? I look into the camera, whatever, you know what I mean. - Yeah. - Someone will sit. - Go, go. - And he's going, it's good. - It's really good. - Oh, you're good. (upbeat music) - Turn it down a little bit. - Turn it down a little bit. (screaming) (upbeat music) - Oh, you ain't in the big city of Beijing, no more, huh? - I'm from any rep at us. (laughing) - I don't know any other towns and Chinos in Beijing and Japan, but that's besides the point. Now, if you're going to be staying here for a while, you've got to get yourself a form of transportation. Okay, it's big out here. It's too far to walk. - Wow. - And I can't be schlepping you around every day wherever you need to go. - I understand. I am sorry for the inconvenience. - It's all right. I mean, I don't mind doing it today. I'm happy to bring you home, but it can't be an everyday saying, I mean, I've got stuff to do. - Yeah, I know, I'm getting accurimated. I'm sure of it, but sure of it. I hope it will be sooner than later. I'll tell you that. - Now don't mean to be harsh. You know, I like you. Now, the dough Joe is a staple of our community, and well, hell, we're just happy there was someone to take it over. - Well, I want to thank you for welcoming me into the community. Everyone has it been so kind. (laughing) - Except-- - No, nothing, nevermind. (laughing) - I think I know-- - That's you too. (laughing) - They, they, you're doing the sinners. (laughing) - Well, this town is, there's some things about this town. It's, well, this place is just unique, okay? I'll tell you about it another time over a beer. How about that? - I would throw up up here. (laughing) - Well, I got to head down this loan from road here. Got to get me home, so you have yourself a good night. - Try to be safe on the loan from road. (door slams) (door slams) (ominous music) (door slams) (ominous music) (sniffing) (sniffing) (sniffing) (sniffing) (sniffing) - He's a white belt. 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(laughing) - Wow dude, that was real dude. - No, no it wasn't. - No it wasn't. - That's what you're just in. - He knows, I was fucking with him. - Yeah. - Yeah. - 'Cause also he took the note. - Yeah I did it. - Oh you did it. - I wanted to play with him in front of, you know why? - Yeah. - 'Cause he was doing director thing in front of his buddies. - Yeah. - And I was gonna stop on his neck in front of his friends. But of course I did the fucking note. I just wanted to make him feel it for a second when he's going, he's got real directory at some point. - Right. - And I let it go all day. - And then in the car, I was like, that's it. - Dude, it's, you know, here's a thing. - Doesn't it give you hope that this little tiny crew can do, we can make-- - The cone can direct. So can Andreas, okay? I can't do the notes. - Oh right, no. - Yeah so it's like, and I'll probably come off in the movie, like not good because I didn't take any notes. - That's not. (laughing) - And I, 'cause I refused to take notes from these two. Right, then it's gonna come across bad because if it was like-- - What if we-- - Tarantino. - Right. - Oh yes, sir. - What if it's a DP, your respect? That we get a DP. - No, no, no, no, I can't because it's coming, coming from them 'cause I know the whispers. (laughing) And they go to the DP, right? And the DP comes to me and goes, can you do it more? And I know that it's all from them. - You're right. - So there's no way I can work with them in that way. - All right. - So we won't do it. - I just thought-- - And last, you give me no notes. I will say this, this was everyone that worked on it, fantastic job, everyone put their neck out for this, they did it on a low budge, on a shoestring, and on a whim, they slept at this house overnight in the desert, like literally four to a bed, 'cause they wanted to make this, and everyone we appreciate, this was just a fun little-- - Incredible. - A bit we wanted to run with you to show Karate Ghost, and McConaughey idea, I said, I'm down to shoot it, we got one day to do it. - Incredible. - And we had one day, and everyone did a great job. - That's one day shot, that's-- - Two days, I did one day with them, and they did the stunts and all that stuff. He had a stunt guy come and do all that flips, and all that shit was nuts. Do you have any other grudges to hash out before we take off? - I think we're good. - Girls, do you wanna say anything before we go? - Well, they're doing live streaming. - Oh yeah. - Wait, what? - No, we had to stop it 'cause the PC wasn't-- - I know, but you're gonna do it. - Wait, you guys are doing Twitch? - Yeah. - What are you doing on Twitch? - We're playing games. - Okay. - What? - I'm a little concerned about that community. - About our community or community in general? - Asians. - Oh, here we go. - No, no, no, no, no, the Twitch thing, I'm unfamiliar, I'm ignorant. - It's huge. - I know, I know, I know, I know. I'm just saying a piece of it with the girl streaming feels a little dangerous to me. Like to creep our creepos on there, saying stuff to you? - No, really. - No creepos. - No. - But they were flaming us for the quality. - Doesn't it feel like a place-- - I don't know, I don't know. - It feels like a place that creeps would sign on. - It's everywhere on the internet. - I know, but this is them live for creeps, you know? Live for creeps. - Yeah, but it's not like we're just wearing something. - That's a channel. - I'm not saying what you're wearing. I'm saying creeps, weirdos. So nobody says, not gross shit, good. Don't, good we'll fucking find you. We'll find your IP, we'll trace you and we'll kill you. I just don't like that the lot. 'Cause it reminds me of what's the thing where omega, omega, meagle, omega? - Yuck. It just feels like it's like a breeding ground for weirdos to do weird shit. - Who's Mookie Betts? (laughing) - He's probably one of the greatest baseball players alive right now. - 'Cause tomorrow I have to wake up early and meet Mookie Betts. - You're saying this as if I set it up. (laughing) We're going to bowl at his house. - Or are you doing it too? - You're doing it because of me. - Oh, I don't know who Mookie Betts was. - Exactly. - Yeah, yeah. - You're an idiot. He's a great baseball player. He's like one of them. - Oh, I'm sorry. This is a sport that I'm not familiar with. I apologize. I knew Daryl Stropberry. - You did. - Yeah, yeah. - We hear more about the streaming. Mookie plays for the Dodgers. He's amazing. He's the man. - Okay, good. So we're doing, you're going to meet me tomorrow. - Brother, you're meeting me tomorrow. (laughing) - You know what I choose not to now. - Don't go. I don't care. I invited you. - Yeah, I don't want to do it. - You're doing it. - Well then, people are grateful. - I don't need you. I'm doing it because I think it's fun. - I'm going to do it too. - Correct. - Let's move on. - You're welcome. - Thank you for being a bad friend. - Perfect. (upbeat music)