DoKnow & Jakarta on Mexican Roast jokes, Muslim BBLs & Smuggling Migrants

Do not record in the video! I'm a piece of it, bye guys! Come on! Welcome boys! Welcome man! Where I can like real cool right now but we're really a fan of you. Oh crazy. Not that. No, I can do cool right now. I'm a gassum of mine. No, no, no. Because sometimes I watch this shoot, a lot of times I watch this, and I broke fan bro. Thank you. I'm watching the camp, the camp, we're a gagnon. You're gonna watch a little history stuff. Which history stuff? Which history stuff? I had a feeling. It's Mark's got a demo. It was one he was so much. Thank you so much. Yeah, as far as educating, he's us. I try to be, I mean in a group of just Mexicans, come on bro. Hey, come on. What do you mean bro? What do you mean educate on the Hitler cities? Because he's Muslim and we know how the Muslims feel about that. No, no, no, no. I'm not even like this dude, but I'm not, thank you guys. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm like super educated but like, yo, did you bring down a lot of shit for like stupid people? You know what I'm saying? Like when they say dumb and dumb, he dumbs actually at the fuck dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the show. That's the show. Is that heard, huh? That's your heard mine. No, you know how you're digging. Oh, you know, every suspect like that in front of Schultz, but yeah, come on. What am I going to do? I was guy called rule number eight. Yo, don't disrespect your front of an alpha male. Say hello. Who is that? Like, you know, who is the alpha between you guys? Yeah, if we just make you stupid, say it like I'm trying to, like you just be saying, say, you know, you know what it's the car. Pop, pop, look at the chains. Oh, wow. Yeah, but he's been getting money for a while, man. No, I have. He's getting like, so when I met you, I was getting paid $100 for that TV. No, for me, then why am I kind to him? You only got $100. I probably got like a far hunting and I was there for like 100 hours. How much you get for 100 watches? How much you get paid for that little more shit? Kiss a deal. No joking then. That shit was a bag or no. That shit was a bag. Hey, hey, you don't notice. He said way more said that I knew that like, Divi, if not, I'll let this out. Oh, yeah, I call them. I call them the wet back street boys. I was sitting there. It's clearly like, it's not the gate, but the two foods next to me, you know, Divi, what are you doing? Where they sweet? Where they were? Yeah, they was you. Remember, he was like, and you're big fan of your year, bro. No, don't put your arm before me. You know what I said to you. No, don't. Hey, don't shout out the girls. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's against the slime. So we got Rosecran's big and a motherfucking bill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a mic right there if you need it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. You want the case? You want the case? You want the case? You want the case? You want the case. You want the case? You want the case for like five months. Exactly. Now I'm competing. Now I'm competing. Now I'm competing. That's all the occasion for ever. Yeah. There we go. No. Yeah. Fuck. I peed bad, but it was a good experience. Yeah. You had a fucking move, man. I want to let you know. I want to let you know, bro. I went home and I thought I'm a homie. He's like, the fuck are you food? I made it. Now your soul's wearing the same chance of protection. Fuck fuck fuck. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. By the way, there was no black people in that movie on. Pro. Boy and that scene, it was just a producer. And Blake Carlo. He's not black. Blake Griffin, I was a wobble. I was like, he's close. He's close. He's close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's half black and white right? Yeah. - But for, come on. - Yeah. - What? - But for what? You have flackin' one. (laughing) - He's a churn? - He's ginger though. He's gonna hell, so. - Yeah, he's ginger. - I'm part of it. - I'm part of it. I know you guys are under the hood. (laughing) - I'm part of it. - I'm part of it. - I'm part of it. - I'm part of it. - And by the way, I watched you fight her, dude. - Did you watch it? - Great job. - Oh, thank you, man. - Oh, my god. - I'm saying what I love you right now. - Well, I love you, great job. - You didn't watch it. - Well, look, I watched it. - By the way, by the way, he's a Cheepass, you watch it, I'm like one of those fake websites. - Did you watch her fake website? - Yeah, you did. - I watched it. - Yeah, you did. - I could take one longer. - I said, I thought that's a broke, 'cause we were supposed to watch her, I watched it with my girl at the grove. - Oh, okay, I got you, dude. - I just want to hit that foos frill. - Okay, dude. - 'Cause I told one of the homies I was going to watch with him. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I watch it with my girl, big ass I'm max. - No, look at your gas, dude. - Don't, don't, don't get that. - Dollism son. (all laughing) - Oh, I forgot for a while, YouTuber. - By the way, the dude. - That did Dollism, whoa. - Nah, he's a, he's a, he's a. - He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a hoax guy, bro. - Yes, homo. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - He was fucking dope. - Yeah, but no homo. - He did jump wall. - Yeah, but did jump wall. - Yeah, you haven't seen it yet, bro. - I'm pretty sure this is not, you're right. - I'm pretty sure he's, he's, he's a ball-fucker and I was, oh. - Someone comes to you in person, oh my god. - What? (all laughing) - He's a street fighter. - I'm sorry. - He's right here in the flesh. - Yeah, exactly. - I wasn't broke, bro. - I know, but you feel me. - I just don't know how to test the girl to the girl. - Yeah, he's crazy, bro. - You know what it is, the car is, in love right now. - You've got a girl that you in love with, bro? - Type shit, type shit. - No, no, no, no. - She's weird, the pops. - She knows. - Why, why is she weird? - Why is she weird? - This is a podcast, don't talk shit about it. (all laughing) - We can do it on, we can do it on our shit. - He's a big climber, bro. - Hey, take part in girl, fuck you bitch. (all laughing) - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I'll fuck you bitch. (all laughing) - What are you doing, bro? - No, bro, I'm in donations. - He's in donations. - Chicago. - Chicago. - Chicago, Chicago, Indonesia. - You're black, you're black. - Yeah. (all laughing) - I was like, he was in the bones, African-American. - African-American. - African-American. - Yeah, you put a reakin' fuck in there. - Yeah, no. - Get the fuck outta here. - I'm black. - I put a reakin'. (all laughing) - Nah, but you two told me next year, so that's the end. - You two told us shit even for Indonesian. - Yeah, for my grandpa, both of my grandpa's are from Yemen. Both of my great grandparents. - Oh. - Yeah, both of my great grandpa's are from-- - Oh, why is that funny? - I can't say the funny. - Oh, yeah. - This sense of groupie bitch. - How? - Good luck. He never claims the language that we come on here. - He's like, so my grandpa is-- - Yeah. - The fuck outta here. - I will fool they are. They just came to Indonesia and started fucking on-- - Sorry, my great grandma's, I guess. (all laughing) - I'm talking about the world, bro. - I just saw my stuff right now. I was talking about my great grandma. - So they moved to Indonesia, see you. - I'm gonna say bye. - I'm out of the migrated, there. A lot of people from Yemen migrate to Indonesia. - Right. - I really don't know why, but a bunch of-- - How did you get your grandma for? - I think it was cheap sale. (all laughing) - It was my grandma's, bro. - You never fucking met them? - I know what I wish I did. - Don't you wish you ever met people your ancestors? - Yeah. - You know, that family-- - No, dude, I never met any of my grandparents. - So you just brought a huge plantation. (all laughing) - Damn. (all laughing) - You know, man. (all laughing) - What are you messing with? You know Italian? - No, my mom's from Scotland. - What the fuck are you doing? - You don't know what these are? - Nah, I don't do that shit. - What do you-- - What do you do? - I don't know how to figure out what you don't put in your house. - Yeah, it's a challenge here. (all laughing) - No, no, no, no. What are you looking for? - My mom's from Scotland. - My dad is like-- - Like bagpipes? - Like bagpipes? - Bagpipes, God. - Yeah, yeah. And then she came here, she was like 23. And then my dad is like in New York, or he's like Irish in German. - New York. - New York. - Hey. - How'd they meet? - My dad took a dance class from my mom. - A dance class? - Yeah. - I know that's how they bet. (all laughing) - Hey, because you were born in New York. - How do you embarrass me? - You know, my dad, he had a few. (all laughing) - She was on the roster, bro? - Yeah. - Oh, no. - He's not a dude. - He's not a dude. - No. - That means he was the best. - Oh, Puerto Rican. - She didn't even-- - Does that mean that? - Yeah. - So, oh, she won out. - She won out. - Yeah, she's the best. - That crazy. - I think all of our dads probably had a roster when we met their mom. - Fuck that, all of my dad had a roster. - He's going to ask. - All right. - You think? - I think so, bro. - You don't think he had a, right? He's the tallest Indonesian in history. - Oh my God, my father is half this full side. - No, his dad is-- - That's what I'm thinking. That's his dad, you know, like saying that. - I told you personal shit, dude, you don't say that. - I don't think that's what I'm talking about. - So, who is his dad? - That's my father. - So, his dad is like a five-two Indonesian dude that looks Mexican. - How tall is your mom? - Her mom's like five, seven, probably. - Your mom's not five. - Five, six? - When the hijab were off. - Oh. (all laughing) - Oh, I'm going to say-- - No, yeah. For their smiles, I'm like-- - He's kind of-- - Yeah, my father's pretty small. - What about your grandpa-- - People don't know 'cause he's sitting down. You're like six, six. - Thank you. - How tall are you? - Six, four. - Yeah. - Yeah, but the Timzone-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I see you guys got the Timzone. - Yeah. - He's excited about Jay. - Are you doing the Super Bowl? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Bullshit. - Yeah. (all laughing) - Nobody want to know what I can do with it. - Yeah, relax. - Relax. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Jay, we are-- - Are you a big Jay-Z vibe? - Oh, he loves Jay. - How much more? - Like, who's more important to him? - So, when do you think he joined the Luminati? - Probably, maybe, 98. - 98. - Yeah, really? - What do you think you got to do to join the Luminati? - Oh, we know. - I was the top sacrifice, I would be like, I would serve in Dixie. (all laughing) - What do you think I would do? - I love how it's sacrificed to kill, kill kids and then just kiss some juice. (all laughing) - I'm a thousand percent. - That's it, that's all you gotta do. - Oh, that would probably be kissing a wall of times, you shit, bro. - Really? (all laughing) - What do you think I'm so mean? - So, there's a more-- (all laughing) - Brother, brother, I watched this podcast. I know. (all laughing) - You know what, big thank God. (all laughing) - I wanna let you know, whatever team you get on, we're on the same team. - I'm always on your team, man. - Come on, bro. - Why'd you find me in the back like I just build your house real good? (all laughing) -Yeah, that shit was starting, y'all. -That shit was starting, y'all. -But I know what it is. -Yeah, but that roof is no-one. -It's not one of those Mexicans. -Yeah, he's the Mexican, he's the Mexican that pays other Mexicans. -Oh, see, we're an organist. -Yeah, I'm like, "Wow." -Everybody go here? -Yeah, that's good. -I'm not a-- I'm like, "I'm at the end of the day." -I pay the bills in my house, but I can't build shit. -You really can't build anything? -I could put a shakeout plate together, for sure. -Oh, yeah, brother. -But not if a woman's there, the woman would fit the plate. -What the woman do that? -Yeah, of course, brother. -For we're big on women doing this. -Is that where you guys connect culturally or just abuse? -Yes. -No, no, no, no, no, no. -No, no, no, no. -I'll do a thing with it. -Oh, sorry, sorry. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -If this was in the sky, the first woman, I see under a bam, you know, I'm just-- -You have to do it. -Yeah, you have to do it. -But it's his fault. -It's my grandpa's fault. -It's his grandpa's fault. -It's a bloodline thing. -Yeah. -Till about your grandpa. -Oh, yeah, my grandpa used to come home and just be the shit out of my mom and her siblings. -No way. -Why don't I know why? -Because there was no food at home. -That's why my mom's such a good cook now. -She learned. -She learned. -So wait a minute, wait a minute. Why would she upset it? -No, no, no, no. So my grandpa used to come home from drinking. -Yeah. -And Mexico City used to just go home. -To Angle. -Yeah, to Angle. And then just beat the shit out his kid and his wife. Because there was no food. -Have you ever been in Mexico City? -I have. -What do you mean? -Have you ever been? -Yeah, it's fun. I did my bathroom party there. -And I've been a few times. It's fucking sick. -How many look did you buy him? -No, I mean, I'm married. You hate that small fucking show. -I thought I thought we were talking to men. -Yeah. -Sorry. -Put him down. -What do you guys do with your fucking money? -What the hell? -What the hell is that, brother? -No, no, no, no, no. I went to Hong Kong. Just the airport. -No, fuck, I think my Hong Kong TJ. -TJ. -No, no, no, no. What's to Rosarito? -Oh, nice. How was that? -That shit was crazy, brother. -Yeah. -That's the-- -And you're whining, Tawful Bitches were on you. -Now, 'cause we saw you and these are, oh, my God, citizens. -No, there was no citizenship because it was like, it was the spring break shit where we all, 'cause I went to college to say the barber. -So we all went to Hong Kong TJ. -Oh, wow. -We went to college? -Yeah. -Oh, fuck, I'm gonna fucking be funny. -The fuck is you doing to say the barber? -Oh, wow. [ Laughter ] -Oh, wow. -Hey, do you want a college? -Oh, wow. -What do you want to call it? -Oh, it's just supposed to do it. -Arts your shit. -If you got a college, you have to agree. -I love that enthusiasm. -We're down to agree. -For what? -It's like college. -It's like college. -Why is this shocking? -I feel like you were wasting-- Like, Brian, you would have been so much more famous super early. You just knew what you had to say. -I went after it. -Exactly. -Yeah. -You were making parents happy sometimes, man. -Wow. -But you're saying he's like a failure, kind of? -What? -Yeah, 'cause I was-- -That's what you said. -That's what you said. -I didn't even call him, oh. -I'm sorry, but-- -You wanted more than the one. -Everybody just-- -Hey, Markard, you can't just have the alpha, bro. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Come on, come on. -I'm coming to Birmingham, Alabama, November 6th, and 7th, TheAndreShults.com for that. Also, guys, great news. I am on the road as well. I will be in Pasadena, California, San Diego, Detroit, and Salt Lake City coming up in the next two months. Come on out, shake my hand, take a pick. I'll see you guys at the show. Peace. The scariest thing is Halloween might be the front row. -October 29th, cancel comedy takes over Chelsea table and stage. We have a happy hour at five, the comedy show at seven, and the after party at nine. One ticket gets you access to everything. Pre-sale is live now, bring your costumes. -Oh! -By the way, by the way, she's an alcoholic. She just sent me, she came back from Mexico City. -Oh, she loves Mexico City. -Yeah, she was living there during COVID. How did you find your team? You just picked them out or what happened? -Bro, it's cold and a little coke stuck in there. -It's not a fucker. -I know, that knows we take a helicopter off. -All of it. Honestly, one day, I would love to do drugs with you. -So, what type? -Me and I play the snow. -Do you like to play the snow? -Yeah, I don't do anything else. -I really don't coke once. -Pussy. -Why? -What? -Damn, why's that? -I guess we just focus quitters. -I don't know. -It's a party. Stupid bitch, we try to make it, shut the fuck up. -Yeah, let's try it again. Let's try it again. -Yeah, yeah, I only did coke two times. -To be honest, bro, it's a bad thing, but you can try to try it. I said it to her, right? Like, there's no fun to be had in this. -Well, honestly, what I would say is just invest your money. -You can't always tell me that, invest your money. -Bitch, and what? What do you know, tell me, you know? -I don't know. You're a stupid bitch. -You're such a dumb bitch. -I'm a dumb bitch. -Yeah, look at your shirt, bitch. -That's the investment. -Yeah. -A grenade, we're an grenades. -Yeah. -We're talking about grenades. -You're a bro. -You did not wear that to the airport, did you? -No, I didn't wear it to the airport. -Oh, look on the ground. I'm going to the brown. I'm going to walk out. I'm going to the car. -I actually like this shirt, think. -Thank you for the hug, you. -What's it all hold on? Let me fix your mic. Well, thank you. -Always got to touch your brown, man, huh? -Yeah, these titties supple, but I didn't expect that to be like this. -Now, for, I mean, I'm trying to get rid of the tits, bro. -Are you trying to come down? -I'm built like a thick routine of bitch right now, and I don't like these. -Yeah, you are. I mean, you are down. You're looking a little. -Come on. -All right, let's do it. -How much down? -Like a competition. -No, I'm not saying it. -How much down, baby. -I'm okay. I'm hitting it, man. -How much down? How much down are you? -I'm all 80 pounds. -By the way, every time somebody asks them, the number changes. -That's all right. That's the point of it. -Because you keep losing, right? -He's saying all you lose it. You know what it is? -You just have 90 in the morning when I was in. -It just is. With a guy full of Islam culture, they just hate on other cultures. -Oh, yeah. -Stop hating fools. -Fu, my dad, my dad. -I didn't do nothing to you, fool. -I didn't do anything. -I didn't do anything to you. -I'm not in a country. -What? -How are they coming so fast? -I said the walls get in build. -They're built up, too. -By the way, which is our country? -Just so we're. -You're a country brother, you're a country man. -I'm sorry for that. -You're an immigrant man. -You get the fuck out of here. -Yeah, really, right? -By the way, just street fighter have any Mexican fighters. -They do? -Vega? -No, he's from Spain, but that was the closest. We don't have a fucking Mexican in it. -I think later on. -I think later on. -Yeah, for show. -But they needed that. -Yeah, they need the American fighter. -They did need that. -What would the Mexican fighter do? -Some luchador, shit. -Yeah, for show. -They do have one. They do have the luchador in it. -It went out of the movie, right? -In the movie, yeah. -It briefly was like montage. -I did. -I know, dude. -Fresh of me on the movie. -By the way, by the way, by the way. -And that was a painting. -Hold on for a second. -Yeah, I knew what you really got to check. -Look at that. -What the hell is this? -The most of them holding it to kill a bottle man. -I know right now. -I know right now. -Hey, you know that's hilarious. -I better walk. -I can go the far. -I appreciate you, though. -So, how you gonna go? -Yeah, question me on the movie. I can't talk to Taylor. -I know you don't watch it. He doesn't support your friends. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You don't not support your friends, bro? -My fuck, guy, I text you. You never reply back to me. -Fucking wall. -Oh, boy. -All right, my bad. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Give Vick a job and then prove to me something. -What does that mean? What does that mean? -What motherfuckers? -He's a graphic city. -What motherfuckers? You two make me to reply. -He wouldn't like it. -He wouldn't out of his, are you? -That's a good point. -He's throwing it at you. -Okay, he's not fucking me. -If he's giving us a shit up, we would have split the bill. -He's doing it. He's doing it with a split 50 chips. -Wait, he's doing no cheap, though, or what? -Actually, when it comes to it, he's a piece of shit. I was like, "Is whatever's cool, I get money now." -Wow. -He's doing the shit now. -I'm not cheap as well. -Where are you going? -I'm going to my Lego side. -All right. -He's got a leather jeep. -No, I ain't doing it. -Salut. -Damn, that's what has you tried. -Okay, he's not crazy. -He's not crazy. -He's not, he's not crazy. -He's not crazy. -He's not crazy. -It's not so good. -It's crazy. -It's the freedom to be Mexican now. -The freedom to exist outside of racism, bro. -So you can be racist to everybody. -You believe in this? I know where people say this before they say, "Black people can't be racist." What do you think about that statement? -No, we could. -For sure, right? -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah, I think it was in the most racist. -Right. -I grew up defending myself. -This is why I'm like-- -How? -Wait, blacks will be-- -They will call me-- -They will call me as a sand nigger when they was growing up. -That's what you would say. -They will call me, though, yeah? -Is there sand in Indonesia like that? -Not even. -So I don't even know. -You were like water. -Yeah, you'd be like water-- -I'd say it. -God. -You were like water, man. -That's insane. -So that's what I'm going to say. -That's what I'm going to say. -I'm going to say-- -Wait, what was the best-- -What was the best this is you got for Mexicans growing up? Like, that was the show where I did it. -Oh, well, that's good. That's good. -Well, no, no, no, I got to. The problem is that Mexicans aren't a culture, don't know that Indonesia. People think Muslim is a culture, not a religion. So a lot of my homies that never hung out with other people with different races and religions, they think because he's Muslim-- -I can't be Indonesian. -You can't be Indonesian. -Well, you know, these are coming from Mexicans, yeah. -But most people don't even know what is Indonesia's like the most populated Muslim country in the world. -It's not in the world, yeah. -But most people don't know that. I would think-- -What you did was-- -When food's think about Indonesia, they think Bali. -Yes. -What just an about thing. I'd have ever been there. -Fujakarta. -Yeah, real places. But Bali-- -You know what I'm saying? That bush? That's a real place. -That's what I was just saying. -That's what I was saying. -So what's that, is that, man? -So what's that? -So what's that? - What is that? - I'm gonna say it right now. - No, this is gonna happen. - No, but tell me, what is the gang like out there? Like, just three guys are open. - Why should people? - People are third. (laughing) - That's really good. - He doesn't drive. - He doesn't drive. - You don't drive? - So, you only need a driver and you can afford a driver. - Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a target. - Come on, that'll be on that one, buddy. That's right. (laughing) - But it's frustrating. - Wait, why don't you live in LA, you don't drive? How the fuck you get around? - Oh, you want to know why? 'Cause all the money he making, on the knees of the blade shit, Uber or somebody else to pick 'em up. - Get the fuck out of here. - No, I'm gonna stay here until the end of that episode. - Okay. (laughing) - Yeah, so it's probably, it's Uber. I don't get on a bus no more. I like, what, I would never. But, Uber or the home girl, Andrea picks me up. - Andrea is your home girl or that's that. - No, that's she works with us. - Oh, okay. - So maybe the handner for those there, somebody the handner for those there also being this Uber and Giver. - Correct. - Well, what if you need to get some food? - So, drop me off to get some food. - Oh, or like, when I'm with my girl, you should be driving me around places too. - You don't ever want to learn how to drive? - I know how to drive though, I'm not like. - Ah. - I don't, ah. - You're a rich, rich, you're a rich, you don't know how to drive. - No, you never been on the freeway. - Okay. Okay, I've been on the freeway. One, you don't know my life, Victor. (laughing) - No, you do it on Victor, you know? - Talk it in a mic, Victor, come on. - This is why you're going through what you're going through, buddy. (laughing) - I don't want to say it. - I really want to say it. - You're gonna say it when you push me, you push me to do that, all right? - Why don't you drive, you afraid to drive it? - Type ship, I have a lot of anxiety food. Like, ah, but it's not even that. One time I've driven from Burbank to Long Beach. - Yeah. - It's pretty good. - That's a huge distance when I drove in like my ex's car. And that's huge, right? - Yeah. - What would that be in New York? How far is that distance? - Long Beach to Burbank, that's fucking huge dog. - What is that, two hours? - That's a good hour. That's a good hour. We'll try, I think we'll try. - That's like the upper west side, so you drove an hour as an adult and then-- - But I crashed one time and I should kind of fuck me. - How bad? - I made the hardest. So my cousin came to my house where older brother was like, don't let this food drive and my cousin out. I was like, yeah, I won't let him drive. Once we exited the crib, he gave me the keys. I mean, my cousin tight like that. So then my drive, I pick up the hongies, we getting faded. Everyone's high in the car. I arrived to the destination. We're out where I'm supposed to be. Everything's done. It's time to park. I pressed the gas instead of the brake. The car gets on the curb, the fucking tire falls off. The axles all fucked up. - Oh my god. - I had to call my brother, I became, triple A came. My cousin's crying like a bitch. And I'm just like, oh, this is getting fuck me eventually, dog like-- - Is that the moment where the community knew you were Asian? I'm actually-- (laughing) - That's enough for me. That's what I'm really like. That's just a dumb ass. - That's right. - Thank you for being an easy man. - Yeah. - It was great. The Mexican would never-- - No, the Mexicans can drive, bro. - Yeah, that's good drive. - No, they could drive. - Yeah, they could do it legally, that is true. That's why they drive slow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We don't drive slow at all. - The whole culture is about driving slow. - Yeah. - It's kind of go fast. - Oh, right. - You have a song about it. - That's the first of all, that's one. That's like Mexican American gold. - Tell me about it. - What the fuck are you? - That's Chicano. - That's Chicano. - I didn't grow my, that's Vic, Vic grew up more Chicano than me. - Why, how'd you grow up? Mexican Mexican? - American. - Oh, so your parents' parents came from Mexico? - Technically, yeah. So my, both my parents are born in Mexico, but they came super. - They were raised here. - My mom came here as an adult. Vic's parents were fucking all day. - All day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But they're not as old as they're. - Is there like a beef? - Not a beef, but is there like distincts? I probably, no, because Vic's grandma's super culture. But like, essentially like a lot of Mexican Americans are raised more Chicano. - Like, they're second generation? They probably want no Spanish like me, Vic, or like certain people with no Spanish. - No Spanish. - Yeah, they're no Spanish. - Yeah. - You speak Spanish? - Yeah. - Yeah, that's how they speak Spanish. - No, I swear, I think you do. - I'm still in Spain. - For how long? - A year. - Sick. - You ever had paella? - Glad, I don't wait. - Wait, wait, where the fuck else have you lived? - California. - Okay, our Santa Barbara. - Spain. And then Florida, a little bit, during COVID. - Is that where you met him? - No, no, no, no. - He was already-- - We did meet in Florida, but it was before that. - Yeah, okay. - That a comedy show. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How come none of your team's photos out there's only all you? - No. (laughing) - That's so precious. - This is such a life. (laughing) - I'm gonna have to show it all. - I'm gonna have to show it all. - Yeah, the pictures out there. - Am I fucking lying? - Yes, you're a liar, everyone knows you're a liar. - Bro, there's more shit about-- - There's like 20 group photos out there, bro. - There's like 20 group photos out there, bro. - It's like 20 group photos. - You left and he found home right here. - That's right. You are home for him, bro. - You are home for him. - My little brown guy and my little Asian. - Dude, chill. - He's actually-- - Sometimes he's very mean, though. - Really? - Yeah, bro. - I don't see him being mean. - Yeah, of course, you're under a fucking shoulder spot. (laughing) - I was a man, I was a man. - I was a man. - I was a man. - Me and him, I was a man. - No, not when you were in this room. - Wait, why does he mean? Why does he mean? - No, tell him why. - Oh. - Tell him why. - I'm not a logistic or anything, but I fuck up sometimes, and I guess-- - So I guess-- (laughing) - I guess when he reprimandes me when I fuck up, he's just very mean about it sometimes. - He'll reprimand you? - He'll reprimand me. - Am I using the right word? - Yeah, I'm just saying-- - Biggest shit, fuck a man! (laughing) - It's a mental thing, it's a mental thing. - No, mental thing. - I can't wait until Jakarta's down to find me one day. - I'm sorry, God, we're gonna find him. - But when I grew up, I grew up in LA watching, like I've seen videos of him fight. Like, there's like five, six videos of him fighting. - How can you scrap? - Not really. - But I'll fight. - You'll lose. - I know it'll be hard for them to enjoy the one. - Man, I've got in my house a little before. - Really? - Yeah, bro. - Like that bad? - Not that bad. - Like, I recently went boxing with the humming. That's one of the reasons I started with the way. I went boxing with the homie Felipedo, shut up homie Felipedo. Um. For the Chico Talks, I went boxing, and I was so out of breath, bro. It was bad. - Oh yeah, the boxing is the-- - Is it the Halloween party, man? - Oh, that's the-- - Oh, we got in a big rumble. - Oh, man. - You can't really see nothing here. It was like a big-- - But-- - But you want to know why we got in the fight? - Oh, shit. - Because I made a joke with Vic and them on when we're on Brownback. I made a joke about the Indian Empire. - Diey? - Yeah, Indian Empire. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made a joke. And then fucking, when I made the joke, some dude was like, "Hey, man, you're talking shit about my city." - Okay. - And then I was like, I was so off like Molly. - Yeah. - I was so tripping out. I was like, "What?" And I said, "Fuck, we're like out of rain. Because the rain happens in the I.E." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And we got in the fight. And then-- - But he thought I was alone with my bitch. I was with that the moment. But I was with all the homies. And I was high off Molly. And I don't do drugs. I only do it when they-- when they drug me. (laughing) - That makes sense. - No, but nobody is fucking drugging me. - No, I haven't. - He drinks the water. - That has Molly. And he's like, "Oh, my God. I hope there's no Molly in there." (laughing) - They drug me. - They drug you. - I need to put it in my-- - This who knows there's a Molly in there. - That's right. - He was aware. - Can you play the shit where we like switch it up? You know, so there might be a couple of waters. 'Cause you know, rains are expensive. That's what our expensive. - Yeah, yeah. - So we'll buy three for waters. Two out of the four. - Have Molly. - If you drink that one, hey. - So it's a surprise. - I just don't-- I don't like knowing. 'Cause I'm like mentally like weak. - Or I would hate to do drugs and not know I'm doing drugs. That would be terrible. - Really is so much fun. - You were the fighting on Molly, though. - That's what I'm saying. - Did it feel good? - Yeah, when he put his hands on you, that's got a grip. - No, no. No, 'cause technically he didn't get the chance because that already separated us. - Oh, okay. - And then after that, it just kind of cracked off. I did kick him in the face when he was on the floor. Can we go through the end of this? (laughing) - He used to play by play. - He used to play by play. - Keep on, keep on, keep going down. You'll see my little feet go up. This one, I was look up. (screaming) - Street fighter, put me off, I'm on. - Oh, man. - I mean, I have to lift this home. You're right there, like a bitch. - And then this is you recently? - Yeah, this was like, I was out of breath. Look how fat I was. - Which one are you? - The one in the white bone. (laughing) - Shit. - No, you look way better. - That's like you then fun you now. - We do that so much. (laughing) - Tell me what, if I lift this like a fucking. - Yeah, he's strong. - Did maybe want to get fit, though. 'Cause I was sort of breathed. - Oh, dude. Yeah, that's not good. - Okay, I was at the ring too. - You posted this? - Yeah, they posted this. - Yeah, this is great. - What are they blurring out? Your ass? - Yeah. - Oh wow. - Oh, you don't ready, Martin? - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah. It's not his gym, though. - No, no, it's a boxing gym. - Yeah, it's like a boxing gym. - No, yeah, yeah. - I'm not gonna lie. - I love it so much when I was watching this. I hoped you were gonna kill that food. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Oh, God, man. - Yeah, what sort of bread? - I hope the ending was killing it. - Wait, you put money on it? - No. - Oh, the Hummy dinner did. - Oh, no, he dropped you when you fell. - He fell. - I fell. - Come on, let's do it. Come on, I'm just saying. You look so good. - You look so good. - You look so good. - You look good. - Yeah, I was, bro, I was, I probably saw the bread. - It's exhausting, by the way. - Yeah, 'cause fighting as a kid, it was so much fun. And I was like, I was like, just young fighting this shit. - Yeah. - But like, did I was like, oh my God, this is so bad. - Fight as a kid lasts for 30 seconds. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, facts. That boxing is just different. - Three minute rounds. - I think now everybody lasts one good side of round. After that, I'm still dead. - Are you doing cardio? - No, I'm not. - I'm not cardio. I'm hiking this shit. That's the difference. - Eating chicken and rice. - That's it. - Chicken and rice. - Not all of those. - I tried those epic though. - And you beat it. - I think you beat it. (laughing) - No, I tried those epic. And then I plateaued like I had. I was 350. I plateaued like I had 330. - So it couldn't get passed. - Couldn't get passed. - And I was like, you need to change how I'm eating. - Yeah, 'cause it started getting crazy. - And it's swimming. - So now you're eating chicken and rice. How is that different from what I was waiting for? - Yeah. - From Mexico City? (laughing) - What was I saw that I came here? (laughing) - No, you know what I used to do for no can? I need to talk about the show, Tim. I used to wake up like at 12, eat a chick filet meal. - Oh no. - Like the fries with the shit, and then-- - Full combo, full combo. - Full combo with a large Coke. - No, you can't. - No, no, once it was just, I would take a nap, wake up, eat again, go film at, we're brown bag, take a nap again, eat at eat, we're brown bag, and then, yeah, it was bad, I was killing myself for them. - Yeah, but now it feels good, right? - Yeah, and it feels good. - If I got a nag flu, it's crazy. - Yeah, I've never had one before. (laughing) So for now, I'll be like, "Hey, put this camera in the chat." (laughing) It was bad, boy. - Are the holes coming around with different? - It's different now. - Well, I mean though, he's always had holes. - I can't really tell you. - Really, it was always easier. - I can tell you guys, it's always easier. - Really? - We went to middle school together, and you said, yeah? - What? - You said you-- - You know what I heard? - Yeah. (laughing) - Come on, we want to keep this job. (laughing) - Not enough. - Still baking, not getting in. - No! - I'm not. - He's putting a block, I'm just kidding. - We went to middle school together, it's six grades. - Seven? - Yes, seven grades. - This is what all the bad bitches. - Really? - Yeah, and now he's still going to the middle school. (laughing) - Found his demo. - I've seen it, I've seen it, I've seen it. - Found it, I've seen it. (laughing) - Yeah, but we still like recruiting. - Yeah, she is. - It's so awful. - The red shirt. - The red shirt, yeah. - The red shirt. - Oh shit. - All right, so you always had girls. - All right, so you getting skinny for you? - For sure. Full, I used to be sleeping, and I used to wake up, and I used to wake up, and I used to wake up, and I used to say, bro, my sciatica used to hurt when I was on flight, like 12 flights by I'll wake up, have my body numb. - Oh shit. - No bullshit, bro, it was bad. - You were killing yourself, huh? - Bro, I was killing. Full, like you know what people were like, go on the internet and be like, oh, I was like, and then we're going to like, bro I was 350 pounds. - And you're not, you're not that tall, even, that's to be so, I'm a compact. - Yeah. (laughing) - You were like a little ball, like a little fat. - You know, I knew it was fat food, 'cause I would be wearing three X t-shirts. - Yeah. - And that should feel like, like- - You still have to pull it down. - I'm just kidding. - Yeah. - And now I took in my three X. - It's funny when next thing you can get fat, bro, their arms just go up. - Yeah. - Have you noticed that? (laughing) - But why do you just get fat, it just goes straight out. - No, I just get fat, I just start talking to children. (laughing) - That is very true, as they make sure those predator videos get viewed so evenly, bro. - Did you guys watch that primetime movie? - I didn't watch it. - The Chris Hanson movie. - But we watched Chris back in the day. - Oh, for sure. - We're watching him do it. - That ain't your homie boy. - Yeah, that's the homie boy. - That's the homie boy. - You know what? We had him on the show. - Yeah. - Where? - Did I? - Damn, that's sick. - You're gonna love that chick, you know what I mean? - You're gonna watch it, I'll be watching any kind of tips. I'm like, you can call fuck that. (laughing) - Can I put on your nose, bro? - Don't, I don't accept it. - Oh yeah. (laughing) - Damn, why did you watch that movie? - I did, I watched it with my crew. - You loved it. - Where does fuck? - Why was it weird? - 'Cause they made that for kind of the crazy, bro. They're trying to make him look like he was a money hungry, like Chris also a predator. - That was the reason. - That was the idea. - But here's the thing, it's like, (laughing) (laughing) - Who did it? - Who did it? The Starboy? (laughing) - The Starboy. (laughing) - No, but the idea is like, all right, let's say he is a predator. Can't you be a predator for child predators? Like, don't we like that? - Facts, how you? - Like, we should examine that. - A predator is in like, would you praise the child predator? - Yeah. - How you running it up? Fuck you. He inspired so many people now to do that shit. There's a whole YouTube channel. All they do is get predators and beat the shit out of them grocery stores. - So here's the thing with that though, like, but if they don't get them arrested, aren't they just out there doing it more? - I feel like as long as I forgot to shit. Whoops. Or they should try to get them arrested, but at least you got this house whooped. - I want this house whooped. - Jail, so you can't touch kids. - I don't think that's 100,000 percent. - Well, we know what you want 'em to. - What is that? What is that move right there? - Right there, right there. - Right there, right there, right there. - Right in there, right there. - Oh, you think I want him to feel the pain? - Yeah. - I'll administer the pain. - No, no, no, I don't know about that part. - No, you're not a jail, you're a schoofer, you can do it. - I'm a schoofer, I'm a schoofer. - Someone in jail's gonna fuck 'em and make him feel. - One of the drug dealers. - Yeah. - What's the rules on that? Is that gave you fuck a predator in jail? - I don't think this one knows the rules on that. - Yeah, I don't know the rules on that. I'm not in jail. - I just gave you fuck another man. - But if you're a predator and you're just trying to get payback, it's revenge. It's like, you did this to people. How do I make you feel like what they felt like? I don't know if that's okay. - I think I got a fuck that for them. - You got a fuck that for them. - I fucked up when they killed 'em or something. - Yeah. - I actually had a teacher tell me that they should try new drugs on them. - Oh. - There should be like, if we have a cure for cancer, but we were scared, I might have somebody go crazy. Let's try it on those food. - That's actually it. - Good idea. - Like any pigs. - Like just putting the water in just having. - Yeah. - Let's see how they react. - Let's just find out. Let's say one of the predators has cancer. - Yeah. - Well, we haven't tried on a regular program. - It's animal testing, but you're doing it on predators. - Yeah. - Is there animals anyway? - Exactly. - Yeah. - Who's the teacher that said this? - I don't know. Why should a teacher tell you this? - Yeah. - I love this teacher. - Oh, yeah. - That's my homie. She looked out for us all the way. - She looked out for me when I was a child. - She was this PE teacher. - Yeah. - I still look out for you. - What? - PE? - Not really much. (laughing) - What's y'all looking out for yourself? You know, usually PE teachers are fat. - Yeah, that's true. - Yeah. - But anyway, how'd they look out for you? - You guys have some troubles. - Well, I'm gonna trouble show over there and fight for me. We're gonna try to kick me out. And she's like, you can't kick 'em out. It's just a system. - Well, like, do PE teachers think you have power? - For sure. - If you're a fucking math teacher, I'll look at PE teachers and be like the fuck on my face. - Well, you're a agent. You mean a math teacher? - No, I'm not that agent. - I'm like, dooku dooku agent, you know? - You're not a hierarchy. - No, there is a hierarchy. - No, no, for example, you're not that-- - I'm definitely above Indians below Chinese. - Yeah. - You're out of that. - 'Cause it's Chinese, or-- - Definitely above Indians. I don't think y'all fuck with Indians like that. - Yeah, I'm just-- - Shout out to Indians, bro. We love you. - We love you. - We love you. - Come on, but you never go perform this, man. I'm coming in here, bro. - We love you. - We love you. - I love y'all, man. - I know, I see y'all. - Bro, I make a manager out there. - Yeah. - I see your schedule. No India there. - Everything else, though. - Saudi Arabia. - Yeah. - I see what you're saying. - White house. - You guys-- - You hate them, bro. - I would hate them. - You gotta tell your boys it's not barming them. - They're bitches. - The whoopies. - The whoopies? - They're tough. I don't know what's going on over there. - I think they just got WWE, you know? - They have a lot of stuff going on over there. - You gonna have to find a Saudi? - Well, he's-- - Speak your mouth, speak your mouth. - Speak your mouth, speak your mouth. I'm not a fan of the Saudi government. I don't really want to get political over. I'm one of my boys, you know what I'm talking about? - I can't believe you got him a Lego set as a gift. - Yeah, for you-- - This was a Lego. - What was the Lego? - You made a-- - It was a-- - To help him build a wall? - Fuck it, I'm okay. - On-- - I can't tell him-- - On the anniversary of 9/11? - Okay. - Okay. - Do you guys celebrate that? - All the homies. - Yeah, I'm sure. - Yeah, I'm nervous. - How's that day for you guys? - Fuck head about it. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, man. - Oh, man. - What really happened then? - 9/11? - You-- (laughing) - Have some of us something. (laughing) - Anything more suffering? - Son, that is our mission, you know? - No, that is a fucking-- - I'm gonna wait, by the way. I'm gonna have to be a chump for real. - Say what? - I would love to be your son. And I know you just had a kid, you know, adopt somebody else. - Yeah, I want you to be part of my family, man. - I'm gonna fuck with you adopt the 26-year-old fat Mexican. (laughing) - Whoa, what's he laughing at you? Like, fat Mexican. (laughing) That was a little bait trick. I knew you were gonna-- - I knew you were gonna say that. - Why'd you tell me that? - That's just a fraud, I'm just fooling myself. - Yeah. - You know what I mean, like, Mexican and Florida? - No, yeah, that was a lot, right? - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no. - Cuban's a shoe, but Cuban. - Cuban, before we get to the minute, a great time. - No, we're not allowed to go. - We're not allowed to go. - Are we not allowed to go to Cuba? - You can go, but not, it's hard. Like, Mike. - Just started being able to go. - Yeah. - You gotta go through Canada. - We gotta go through Mexico. - Yeah. - Everybody has to go through Las Papas. (laughing) - 'Cause you love Mexico City, right? - I do. - You went out there by the gang hooker. It's just cool shit, right? - Yeah, no. - You know, people in Mexico. - Yeah. - Why, hey, why do you think Mexicans are the best, man? Why do you think they're the greatest? - Man, just so many reasons. When my boss is Mexican, so it's cool. - We're partners here. - Outside, I'm just bitch, not fun. But why not like Mexicans? I think I like Mexicans because, well, damn, you look less than right there there, you know? - Yeah. (laughing) - This is their 24/7. Great workers, I guess. I don't have any Mexican workers, but I'm. - Everybody that worked for you in "Oh, no, one dress." - It's over there. - It's over there. - Yeah. - Oh, great food. - It's over there. - Great food. - To me, my favorite cuisine has to be, it goes Korean, Thai, Mexican, Indonesian, and then, like, American or something. - What's the Indonesian? - Indonesian food is probably like a cross between Indian food and Chinese. It's a lot of coconut-based stuff. - But you don't fuck with it. - Well, he's fucking dumb. - No, no, I do. - You fuck with it, and I'm so sorry. - Yeah, shut up, bitch. - I don't like the tofu shit. - Yeah, tofu shit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But he's out for breakfast lunch and dinner. - You eat tofu for breakfast? - I usually have, like, a big addiction of tofu. - A addiction. - Yeah, with that. - It has no flavor. - He would dig into it. - Oh, like, salt and pepper. - You don't salt and pepper shrimp. - Yeah. - The Chinese dish. So imagine that with fried tofu. It's just incredible. I mean, his mom made like a tofu thing that was for six people, he ate that shit in one sitting. >> I'll say I was really high though, off marijuana. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> When you're high, you can just eat, does your mom know you smoke? >> No, but they're like, they're like, like all come home and she'll be like, you don't drink, don't do this, don't do that. And then, yeah, we just move on. >> I'm gonna go and ask, man, but I'm gonna do it over the fuck I want to, I would never smoke in front of her. I would never drink in front of her. >> Hey, by the way, by the way Jakarta sent you a piece of shit because Jakarta has done bumps in my mom's bathroom because when I live with my mom, and then, but if I go to Jakarta 's house, Jakarta is like, take off your shoes, don't cuss, don't curse. >> You would do cocaine in his mom's house. >> Wow. >> That's crazy, bro. >> Wow, thing to say. >> Isn't that crazy? Jakarta, that's crazy. >> You're missing a part with permission or without, I would ask him, where can I do it? He would take go to the bathroom. >> That's the fact. >> Because you can't be in my mom's kitchen, she makes me, you know, they take that, very serious. >> That's very serious. >> But the bathroom, I was like linked to Jakarta, like, but you would think based on your cultural values, you'd have to respect for his mother and her domicile. >> Mm-hm. >> Yeah. >> Wow, that's a big word. >> Don't worry about that in my time. >> She wasn't home, she wasn't home. >> She wasn't home. >> I was definitely home. >> She wasn't home. >> Where was she? >> Where was she? >> I was talking about her. >> She was doing Zumba. >> Come to Zumba? >> Yeah, she's doing Zumba. >> All right. >> This is about to kick you back to me, she literally came home and I saw what she said to me. Have you put in my mom's Zumba class, you bitch? >> No. >> No, my mom can't do Zumba, she's going to excessively sweat with her job on her. >> Okay, that's pretty much it. >> I don't even know where your mom had a dance, she put it on a walk. You don't want to let her fucking see. Is that true? >> For his mom, instead of being a street fighter, the ninja. >> You sense it? >> No. >> So, yeah, that right there. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Fire, bro. >> Yeah, we got excited. >> Fire, bro. >> Yeah. >> I did so. So, when you were growing up and people were racist to you, they were racist to you thinking you're Mexican. >> No, thinking I was Indian. >> Think, oh, you got Indian? >> You didn't think that. >> Always, bro. >> But you also have been around the world, you're in that lane, you've only been raised on. >> Fire, bro. >> Back in Mexicans. >> I was only raised on black in Mexicans, like my whole life, you know? >> Yeah. >> And then you got to get roasted by both. Fucking terrorists, Indian fuck. I don't remember. People used to call me Gandhi, I think? >> Got it. >> I think so. >> You're excessive. >> This one got a mouth on him. >> That's well. >> That's one. >> I think to do have to explain, like where you're from? >> Yeah, but then it's like, oh, I'm already getting me fun of, I got to explain now. And then growing up, I was like fucking Indian people, because everyone thinks I'm fucking Indian, bro. >> Yeah. >> But then I grew up and I was just like, no, I don't really hate Indian people, but then I grew up grew up and I'm like, I'm good, brother. >> I'm good brother. >> You know? >> Why would you think that? Why would you think that? >> I don't think that's called fully civil. >> What? >> You never seen the TikTok? >> What? Which one? >> The shit with the feet up, where they're mixing the food with the feet. >> Come on, I don't even hate him. >> I like feet, man. That's the thing. So it's like, it's kind of two of my feet. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I think you're like, your girls feet. I don't think you like fucking Abu and this is 46 and his feet are fucking crazy. >> That's crazy. >> Who'd you say this is 46? >> No, I said it. I was like, come on. >> Come on. >> Come on. >> This has to be AI. >> Don't lie. >> Don't lie. >> This disgusting piece of shit. >> That's a loose Asian though. >> This is from Indonesia. >> Kill, that's the shit. >> [LAUGH] >> I fucking don't know. >> No, no, no. >> That's not the AI. >> This is AI, no way. >> That's doggy right there. >> That's cat in the knee, you know. - Oh, yeah, you guys aren't allowed to have a dog in there. - Yeah, like muslims and shit, but would you be able to eat a dog, do you think so? - Nah. - Nah. - Bullshit, you ain't supposed to be, all they have with doggy. - We thought when we were down in Rosarito, no bullshit. - That what they say, they do say taco de perro. - When we were a teacher? - Tell them the story about, about. - So it was-- - We have an Asian homie named William and we had an Asian homie. - Woo. - Woo. - Yeah. - Yeah. - For instance, Woo Sung Chung. - Woo. - Oh my gosh. - I swear to God, we're not even like. - Yeah. - Me and the homies, we go to Hong Kong. - I call him that. - We go to Hong Kong, where like, you know, the bitches and shit, and then we go outside and there's a taco spot. - They call it Tijuana Hong Kong. It's a-- - Hong Kong, it's a strip call. - Hey, brother, can you look up Hong Kong? It's a fucking brotha go in there's gonna be a great time. - It's in TJ though. - Is that before you paid for it? - Yeah, we all paid for it, one more time. - So we're just going to have fun. - Go on, have fun. - She'll learn, guys. Our investment room's money in prostitutes, but. - Yeah. - Hong Kong. - Hong Kong, see what I think about Hong Kong? - Yeah, exactly. So we get tacos outside. We get a saw the tacos and we're like, "Yo, this doesn't taste like a sawler." And then this food's like, "Oh, it could be dog." And then I didn't know, but I looked to the right, my homie Woo, he's like on a seventh taco. He's like, "This should be strong." (laughing) He's like, "Yo, this shit is crap." No, I think that's solidified and we're like, "Oh, this has to be dark." 'Cause this motherfucker's in the first place. Hold on, if you don't have dogs now, and you don't have dogs as pets, culturally, why couldn't you eat a dog? I didn't say I can't. Oh, you could, right? I just said, "That shit was not prepared correctly." What do we need to eat now? Well, that was not because it was there. I said, "I need a toffee." Obviously, for the season, but it was kind of dry. We think that's the meta, like, if you don't have dogs, it's fine that you're done. >> Live with dogs cuz to him it's just another animal. >> It's a pig, it's a fucking cow. >> I would say whatever. >> But also like if you don't have kids. >> [LAUGH] >> You see the logic is crazy. >> That logic was wild. >> Hi cuz he can't, what do you think kids you don't have kids? >> Hey, somebody's bitch is beating kids. They don't know, they don't know. (laughing) - Come for me, come for me, come for me, come for me, come for me. - I mean, I'm so married, I don't give a remass. - But so, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, fuck what other guys? Do you be like, come for me, come for me, come for me, come for me. That's not what I had to do. (laughing) - It's crazy fun. (laughing) - That's your preferred way to ejaculate. That's how you like to play. - Oh, no, no, no, no. - No one's saying about a woman. - Get to my ear. - Grab this shit and just come for me. She told me that I'm gonna go somewhere. - And me and her. - It's over there. - Not immediately, this is gonna fail. - Who's more faithful between you guys? You think? - Who would I say? - What is it there? - I only think that's to a lie. - Fast. - Oh my God. - All right. - All right. - He says, he says, "Allah and Halal in the same word." - "Allah." - That's not the same? - Yeah. - "Allah, Allah, Allah." - Yeah, how do you say it? - "Allah and then Halal." - "Allah." - There. - That's the other way. - He has to extra terrorize like everywhere when he says it. (laughing) - That's what he's gonna say to you. I was crazy as fuck. Tell them to say this shit when he walks in. Like, you know how he screams out, Siri? You got like a Siri. Wait, what? (laughing) Go. - Are you bad guy? - Putting your foot in like an Indian. (laughing) - Seriously. - Okay. Okay, all right, so. So, you think you're more faithful than Jakarta? - Yeah. - A hundred percent. No, fuck me. - I'm more faithful to myself, I don't know what it is. - What does that mean? - Like Jakarta wakes up when he cheats on his bitch I mean, like, what a big, you feel guilty about it. - I've never cheated on my business, I don't know. (laughing) - No, I'm not a, I'm not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, - No, I'm not an ass, I'm not an ass. - You guys say it, man, you gotta say it better than that. - Say it again, one more time, one more time. - Try it again. - I'll set you up, I'll set you up. So like, yeah, you ever cheated before? - Fuck it's cheating. (laughs) - No, again. (laughs) - I told you, I told you, I told you. - I told you, I told you. - Wait, wait, so you think you're more faithful than Duno? - Oh, day. - Oh, time, I swear. (laughs) - Now, day's foot, step, break out of the beach. (laughs) - Oh, you, my girl, and dad, oh, he's on that, oh, no. - No, no. (laughs) He's on face, so what's your out what's your white? No, I don't think it's a government So so you're super favorable. Hi, what are the what are the keys to that like what are the I don't know I don't want I don't really fuck girls anyway, so it's like you know respect facts I'm like only girls I fuck this like I've been with them, you know, you've never been with a girl that but you're not officially with your girl I don't know if it's your lines or idol here. (laughing) What's up, man, get big joy, you're faking the fun. - That's an hour, don't say an hour, that's my idol, you're idol, you're idol is Jared from Subway. That's your idol. (laughing) - Yeah, what were we talking about? Yeah, I know I'm very thankful to my girl, but I just don't cheat, that's it. - How long have been with you girl? - I've been with her for like a few months. - Jakarta, stop lying, you're not with her. It's not official. - She's not my girlfriend, but I tell her. - Okay, so when your foods are old, Like, I don't know what you who's are doing. - They date, they date, it's like dating. - You just date around and see. - 'Cause you got your wife and wife. - Why are you wearing a partner? Oh, you married, right? - I married. - But before that was she your girlfriend? - Yeah. - You asked her, hey, do you want to be my girlfriend? - I think there was a conversation where we're like, all right, we're just seeing each other. - How do you know she was the one need to come out? - I go get it, so I had a conversation with her. Hey, you don't see nobody else. I'm not seeing nobody else, it's just us. - That's your girlfriend, but you can't say that. - But girls, but girls are like, - You're not my boyfriend until you ask me, "Hey, can I be your girlfriend?" - Well, that's a fact, but you're not putting a title in it. - Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm not fucking you, so don't worry about what I'm doing. (all laughing) - 'Cause you're so invested in this. - No, I am. - You're so like, "Oh, oh, who are you fucking leader?" - I'm a character right now. - I'm not out of character. - Before you see your guard on. - She is. - Is a official? - As your girlfriend? - It's official. - What is it, it's official. - What is it, what is it, what is it? - You know, what are the types of. - And your way of spraying, that means yes. - Yes. - All right, but, is a girlfriend a white thing? - I think girlfriend's a white thing. - No, it's not, is that your later or not? Okay, fuck you. - Is that a woman? - That's my girl. - That's your girl. - Hands down, yeah. - I want to see, can she hook up with other guys? - I would fucking beat the dog shit. - Whoa! - Really? - Whoa! - That little dog shit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I promise you that again. Let's do it more time. So if she cheated, how would you handle this? Oh, you can, right there. I promise you. If I was a Duna, if me a Duna were in a car, another man's hands. Yeah, we get in the gas run them both both. Yeah, no, no, no, no, we go. We go. We've got even known for driving into groups of people. Yeah. It's interesting how you just came up with that idea like organically like it. For five years. That's a good point. Well, come here. So we five years are people bros. Why do you want to be like you fucks up the judge. Yeah, yeah, I pop down. Okay. We chill in with the homies. Yeah. Starboy shit. Yeah, exactly. So, uh, cats deli, that's Jewish for sure. He's Jewish. Yeah. Where'd you guys take that from? Or it's always been yours. No, it's just it's like a polar thing. Asian European. I would love to go to cats deli bro. When we're out cats is here, right? Yeah, you go to cats deli while you guys are here. Yeah, so what we fired the sandwiches are fun. It's amazing. The last time I've been in New York, I was like six years old. Why do you guys come? But then I have to look around and say, you know, go for the tallest one. What is the next time I hear that first thing? I'm fire. What is the tallest building in Jakarta? Don't you guys have super tall fucking thing? I'm pretty sure. I've been there since I was like 17 and what happens? So, if women read, they throw him off it. Hold in Harry Potter, floating town. That's crazy. America's Americans were doing actually first off a show. What are we doing with trials? What? If like, let's say if you was trying to fuck with a girl, the girl didn't want to fuck with you. This bitch is a witch. No, no, no, no. That's what people think because girls make us to villain all the time. Who was snitching on the women? Women? Yes, bitches on the world. They don't like each other, bro. I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate over nice bitch. I hate when a big bitch is wearing something she didn't be wearing in her friend. Oh my God, queen. You look incredible. No, I think that bitch looks biggest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, me and Duno had this thing on their on their podcast. I have to know what big bitches shouldn't do or what they shouldn't wear. And then I wanted to do the yogurt with me. You want to let me know. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, you know, what should big bitches not wear? Go ahead. Rompers. What's up? Oh, is that where it's like connected? Yes. The you agree. I need to see one in it. Okay. I need to see one of the five girls and Rompers. No, those girls are great or my own person. Yeah, they're not family. I look like her. They're Rompers. Let me, let me look, let me look. And it's crazy because they got mad at us. Like, bitch, what's the perfect time to tell women what they should be wearing, by the way? No, I'm saying I'm like a little Mario. That's fire. That's a great. That's your crazy. I love for confidence. Yes, I don't confident. Yeah, I don't confidence. I can't really see her though. Yeah, she curl like 35. What's wrong? Well, we're gonna throw it back. We're gonna throw it back. You never taken down some big. No, no, no, first of all, first of all, we're not denying that we don't love big women. I'm just saying women in this world don't get told that like me as a man, I know I'm big because the world will tell you you're wearing the three X because you're trying to accommodate the fact that you were big when you were big. Yes, I mean, I'm big close to try to know because I'm big because you're big. I was trying to wear a small. Also, you are coming from the big culture. So you could speak on this. That's the good. She's getting off of my today. Johnny is bigger. How much do you see loose? She's getting out. She was never big, but you know, to me, anything number 180, a big. I mean, you think it's just subjective now. We love big bitches. They think the day the best eaters. Right? Fox. Sometimes I think. No, no. If I'm being honest, blind girls. Yeah, she's going to know what they're looking at. Asian woman. And Helen Keller with a eater. I could build what Helen Keller look like. I want to see what my smash this bit. Oh shit. And by the way, by the way, Helen Keller is a fucking wire ain't no way because you know how they said she learned. She went like this. I don't know. She went water and started touching water. And she write that's how how. What do you mean? How? How do you even teach somebody like you understand? How do you put water on their hands? And then she goes, Oh, water. How is she hearing? She'd - Def blind and dumb? - Well, what's the dumbest? - Like she couldn't speak. - But if you're deaf, you can't speak. - You can't speak with the accent. - Oh, I don't know how to speak. - I'm gonna hug you on it. (laughing) - Me and Jakarta said if we ever got kind of big, and we're positive, they're gonna come out. (laughing) - Happy New Year! - Jakarta. (laughing) - I like Kelly, I like her a little bad bitch. - Yeah, I would've fucked. - You know, she flew a plane one time? - I know. - Shut the fuck up. - Shut the fuck up. - Oh, so she's the one that hit the Twin Towers? - Yeah. (laughing) - She did not fly a plane. - Then the woman fly one time. - Yeah, bro. - Hey, how much bullshit? Like, I like that you're honest. It was the dumbest thing I've ever think about. - Yeah, yeah. - What? - They're honest. - He does shit and I'll fly the plane. - They're not flying a plane. - Come on, bro. - I should've stopped. - Who wrote this shit? - It feels like when you're playing games with your little brothers. - Oh, it is the Afterworld War. - Oh. - I think she's with the Nazis. - Oh. (cheering) - And that's why you said a lot of reasons. - And that's why you picked the same guy. - And then we're running for them. (laughing) - We don't need to ask some photos of their comments. - Yo, shut the fuck up. - What the fuck is that? - What the fuck is that, man? - Who is it? - I didn't do that. - I just seen that video. There's a compilation of shawling. It's saying, wild shit to people who eat interviews. - It's the funniest shit in the world. - It's the funniest shit in the fucking world. - All right, guys, take a break for a second. Man, let me tell you about the best thing to boners since the genus. 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It's just, I'm so like, I'm doing both sides. It's so important that you pick, you know? I just want both teams to just enjoy themselves. You have, you know, just soak it up, right? Because it's the journey is actually the most fun part. - Oh, whenever politicians just like really just love it. - Just love the ride. - Yeah, love the ride, dude. They're not all about winning, it's not about winning. - 'Cause mostly people are gonna lose, or at least half. - Half of them are gonna lose, dude. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And don't be caught up in that. - And all of us are gonna lose, no matter what. - No, we're gonna win. - Oh, yeah. - Because I'm gonna put money and make some money on cows. - That's a good ass point, man. - 50% odds. That's good. - What is it? It's politics are brutally corrupt. - Yes. - So you might as well get a quick bag ski off her. - Get a quick bag ski. - Do you know what I mean? They're getting a bag. - Yeah, exactly. - You know, you might as well get a bag. - Yeah. - You can't get that big farm a money. - No. - Yeah, we don't have a super pack. - You can't get that big pack money. - We should get a super pack. - Yeah. - You get sponsored by a super pack. - I don't have these guys, again, pack the fuck up. - That's for sure. - Okay. - Great. - Anyway, so what do we got? What's the, what's the tightest, what's the guaranteed dub? - I don't know. - Give me a guaranteed dub somewhere. - I mean, let's see what we got. - Texas is not guaranteed. They got. - They got 65%. - Tallarico about to flip a state. - Oh, big Kurt. Big Kurt's about to sweep up in Montana. - In Montana. - Oh, look at this. Young Jeff Murkley is about to clean up in Oregon. - My man David Brock Smith only got 1%. That's his family. - That's his family. - That's his family. - He's got a quent right now. - Who is that? - He's got 1%. - David Brock Smith. Oh, what about Joja? Oh, John Ossoff. - Yeah. - What about Flo Rada? Is Flo Rada up? - Of course, Ashley Moody. You know Ashley Moody. - Oh, yeah, fine. - Yeah. - Obviously, Ashley Moody. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But you want to go to the battle room? - I'm Nikki. - The battle room. - Yeah, I'm Nikki. - I'm Ryan and Nikki for all. - Two. - Every one of these battles. - Two. - Yeah, facts. Roger Marshall. Oh, this one's going to come down to. - Yeah, I'm going to go to the battle room. - Yeah, it's far away. - Bro, so my best member is a kid for watching the Kansas Senate race with my family, my dad. He went to Kansas with us and he took us out. - He took you guys to the Washington race. - I must have been exhilarating. - Oh, I mean, the sound, you could hear a pin drop for hours. - Because people on that lockdown were silent for that long. - And they were counting in ballots, counting in ballots. - They're recounting. - Oh, it's fantastic. - But we didn't have a chance to, you know, throw some money down. - But now. - It's different time. - Yeah, just get a quick back ski. It's just about a little quick back ski. - Yeah. - You know, set up a college fund. - Exactly. - Your kids ain't going to college, man. There's going to be no such thing. - Can you do a homeschool college? - Yeah, you can. - That's what I'm doing with my kids. - They're homeschool all the way through. - We know it. - We get employment, you know, homeschool employment. - Mark's birthday Reddit Mods. (laughing) - Yeah, let's get back to the show, man. - Mix it, asshole. Big, just let the world on fire came to New York. - I know, dude. - Yeah. - You didn't like the world on fire, dude. - I did, I did, I did. - Why don't you do that? - I think, I think, I think, I think you're like Karen Bass on your city, Bernie. Now you're like, "I'm a loser." (laughing) - Let me see what you're making us talk about right now. (laughing) - What's going on? (laughing) - Big aka Karen Bass. - You all right? - I'll say one more with you. - Do you feel it down in foreign language? - Solonja. - Solonja. - Solonja. - Solonja Nobles. - Yeah, Solonja Nobles. - Solonja Nobles, exactly. I'll step on it with you. - Okay. - We got some ice in his bitch. - Damn bitch, we got shit to do here, spit this. - What do you think you got shit to do? - Freaking Muslim, I see you right. - We just move. - This is what you're doing. - What is the dumbest thing you're spending money on? - Prossoshoots. - Prossoshoots are like drugs. - Yeah. - Yeah, Prossoshoots are drugs. (laughing) - He found that first thing. - Prossoshoots are drugs and a lot of tofu. - A lot of tofu. - When I just started getting money, 'cause I just started getting money like this, who had me quit my job in a march. - What were you doing? - I was working at a hotel with my father. - What? - What was your friend desk? - Your dad owns a hotel? - No, my dad's one of the managers at the hotel. - You know Indians are not Indians. (laughing) - Is that your beef with Indians because of the hotel shit? - No, my beef with Indians is because there's don't have to act around women. (laughing) - I'm like you. I like you. I like me. You know, I'm a real player. Bitch, I'll tell you not to talk. But why'd you turn back? Oh, yeah, I did that for bro. You like? 50 feet with another. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, you put it down. You want to talk about Eater? >> Yeah, fuck me bro, like you said, good, dude, you know, you know, you know, you know how this food died? A black guy in prison, shot at the bros, you know? A black guy in prison was like, he was like, God, tell me the fuck him kill you. Killed this fool in the gym and then there's nothing. - Yeah. - He might have the rights. - Yeah. - Yeah. - How do we feel about that? How do we feel about that? - I fucking love that shit. - Fuck your fed arm and all his homies. - And all his homies, you know? - Real. - Fuck, and fuck his mom, just goes. - Just goes, right? - Yeah. - This is probably not her fault, but fuck that bitch. - Yeah, fuck that bitch, bro. - Yeah. - I agree with you, man. - Can't be a hot take, but I like it. - And fuck the police, homie. - Deep for the police. - Yeah. - Also that. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Now we need some-- - This is the police in that time. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - Why don't you say fuck where we don't like? - Who, Charlie Kirk? - Charlie Kirk, yeah. - Yeah, fuck the blood. - So fuck the blood. - What's he gonna do? - Come back. - Yeah. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - I'm just saying, I'm just saying. - That's where Kirk Kirk's gonna get to it. - Fuck that bitch too. - You don't like Erica, you're not a thing, Erica. - Whoa. - We're not fat, but the WWE, they should hire you then, but you started to game out. - Oh my God. - You guys did it, and she came out, and she came out like, you did all your special on YouTube. - I missed you. - Come on, let me see. - Come on, Charlie, no. We're dropping to something new with Mikey next week. Just wanted you guys know, the Kirk Fives are coming out with Jordyn. Please do it in Charlie. - What is it, Indonesia and funeral like? - Oh shit. - Indonesia must have funeral. - Wait, and what does that mean? - So must have funerals, they do the prayer. You get wrapped in a, like in a white. - Are they already wrapped in white? - Yeah, because they watched the body for like four, I used to work in a mosque too. - Oh really? - Back in the day, I worked there for like three years. - I used to pick him up at the mosque he worked at. I said, "Indonesian Muslim." - So his dad, by the way, his dad is the leader of the Dandonesian Muslim, and Los Angeles. - Oh really? - Yeah, so we had a wanna shoot a film there, just tap that one. - That's it. - That's it. - I can't make a call. - But look at you, you make calls every day. - No, but I wanna call the Indonesian Muslim community, and I wanna get locked in. - What would you say? - I'd be like, yo, I would have my name. (laughing) - So the people listening, by the way, and all the audio, I'll think I said. (laughing) - By the way, there's no massage. You gotta stop doing that. - He's like, "I've had no massage." - He's like, "I've had it bro, yeah." - Oh, I know. - I just like the smell of things. - For the Dan, for the Dan Habiki, when you had the mustache, cracking, huh? - Yeah. - By the way, you look swollen as fucking the movie. - By the way, you're obviously dead, go ahead. - You want it, you want it, you want it, you know what I'm gonna do? - You know what I'm gonna do? - You know what I'm gonna do, you know what I'm gonna do? - If it's a racist, why not? - Fuck that guy. - We're trying to get rid of him. - Is a racist? Is a racist and why people do this? - No. - It depends on how you put it. - And by the way, when the black ops matter thing happened, I did post the black screen on my Instagram. - Respect. - Got you brother. - Thanks, prove that. - I can't. - You deleted it. - I deleted it right after. [ Laughter ] -How long have you trippin' out how long you trippin' out? -Yo, why don't the mix, he's gonna get a square, man. We need to put more respect. -Round squares everywhere. -You know? -Yeah, for sure. -Wait, a square for what? Over the ice, you're going out? -I think it ain't walkin' it real. -Yeah, we walked with the foot. [ Laughter ] -We run it, Mom. [ Laughter ] -That's why you guys left that labor with this, sir. -That's bad out there, Mom. -Would you throw him under the bus? -What? -No, like if, you know, people try to set you up, would you be like, "Yeah, but he's-- - Andrew, I'm fucking born here, you fuck. - Nah, but you don't gotta lie. (all laughing) - And I'm talking about the good kids. - Okay, like, like, like, like, like, like. - Why are you putting that up? - Doesn't make you square. - No, I put it as a gang. - That's a gang, man. - It is? - That's not a gang. - No, it's not, it's not. - Mark and Florida don't stop, bless, don't act brand new. - What do you mean? - Mark, you used to claim that shit as a gang. (all laughing) - And you get to put your finger in this. - Hey, where'd you put your starboy blood? - It's not a brand new starboy blood. - No, okay, crazy story. Where I'm on tour, right, for comedy, right? My brother-in-law, he drives for me. He's an immigrant. My brother-in-law. So does he drive for us? When we got like, interested to do, I'm like look, 'cause our cameraman also be driving me like, I'm like, I'm like, like, you're not gonna drive my pay-eye after that, like, fuck it. So we in the spring, right? We go to humor, Arizona, another border. We get to humor like nothing. It's cool, we're telling, we did this so great. So meet the car. the car has been hosting lately so it's getting there we do amazing so we're leaving because you know you were only like four hours we've done the long hour right where it's like from Salt Lake City back to LA yeah so I'm like fucking it just drive back everybody we're thinking anything of it we're just yeah we're not thinking nothing ever like let's just go back home we're driving but when you go back from you my Arizona to Cali it makes you go through the back so you kind of have to live like the borders like like kind of like for what are they called like orders all the tolls and shit the toll the checkpoint the checkpoint the checkpoint yeah so we're driving there's a there's a nice check and it's always another comsucker Mexican that thinks he's better than us that works for eyes always yeah yeah yeah so so we're going through the thing yeah the wide dude is there he's talking so he's like hey man we're young good young good like over to you guys coming from this who goes up he's all mad just had a comedy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we're at I'm like you may like the comedy club and you man I'm like no the you must stay theater we just did to stay theater and he's like all right man the Mexican dude in the back he goes now now having pull over to the side the brown fuck yeah fuck why do you think why do you think because he's a little bitch like to tell you can tell he was he was the one that high school getting bullied everyone was fucking on his bitch yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's a fun bitch you're asking for hug this shit yeah yeah girl yeah yeah yeah he's that type of he's so visits high school yeah I remember the days I used to play here like so we put over right and the wide dude again the wide dude's like hey man we're y'all coming from this dude by the way the chillest dude in the world why why people sick right yeah well well yeah Jeffrey Dahmer right no but no for you guys by the way yeah you take that one we take it yeah yeah and then we and then the wide dude is like man how y'all doing man M.K. y'all open up the Mexican dude is trying to look over but as we're driving to the second point I'm like hey jacarta wake the fuck up could you car this fat ass shit on the beast and those guys whoa so he just asleep right I'm like jacarta wake up he's not the place stupid right now and my brother lost scared and I feel you know they're my brother like he's my older sister we run this for the blame yeah no no no so we have the merch so we have the merch and I was like and I was like hey man just put the box over and the and the wide dude is like hey man y'all good I'm like yeah like Dustin Drey I'm like this my whole team we just came back and he's like oh what are y'all doing and I'm like oh I'm a comedian he's my whole there's another comedian the homie angel son of a angel or another one and and then the Mexican dude is in the back of the white but the white dude is like higher than him and he's like trying to look in and he's the all right man y'all but good day the Mexican fool is hot he didn't tell that he wanted he wanted us to get off the car yeah I'm so weird shit but he was right yes I was you were smuggling illegal to cross the boy you would have got to it's one of God's a woman hold on so so you put him under like the no no so I'm like a sprinter man yeah yeah and then he was already just taking a nap because he was him and my um cameraman has switched off and he's like if we just drive like an hour I got it right now because he just I drove all day thank god he was so you put so did you put anything on him so they couldn't see him yeah no no no he had a blanket on him he had a blanket no he had to pretend to sleep he had a blanket the merch the merch it to the yeah but yeah the merch was kind of like sticking out because if they got him right there it's over right oh yeah but and then and then I would have to explain to my angel I took his father oh my god how would that conversation go you know you stupid bitch he's on vacay he'll be back soon yeah no no one I know he's not a fucking two three or two but it was crazy you say like listen your dad is in Hong Kong man you say like somebody like somebody that went in Japan with all it's a pen but it's bad but it's bad but it's that's right that's the rap Japan that's the right where's Hong Kong no more work where's Hong Kong where's Hong Kong I'll be Hong Kong trying to get there in the pen no it's not Thailand it's China yeah we're free on free on free on free on free on free on why yeah cuz I don't know is the Jews are taking him no the Jews are not them Chinese people they're taking China they're like I need your dad can China I'm trying to take you China and I got like for tiny people to be the smarter people in the world they definitely don't know how to make the road time what's your name because like the top of the road is the bottom of the road you have everything you know China's built no it's like the bottom of the road is really the top and if you go up the elevator you're really in the bottom but you're really on the top I wonder what what the fuck are you talking about China he's talking about the city song king I think oh why do you know that John King yeah no specific cities yeah I like that everybody I would love to go I would love to go to China why do you want to go to China so Chinese food is my favorite time of food really the Korean food yeah well that song pepper should all five is your girl 10 is not she Mexican come on how do you feel I'm about to come on you know you know you know what he Mexican she Mexican she from the same place that he's from and and so when he had a hard part no no not she can park her like she's from east L.A. East L.A. East L.A. East L.A. I don't know what time I'm just getting pizza downtown I'm walking I see him in a low rider who's you not just driving by the true what's the best Mexican neighborhood in L.A. back of our best Mexican neighborhood that's Mexican okay but he's biased okay you're biased but what's what's best culturally like the most richest culture what do you talk about that didn't have to be that like it could be a it could be a cornucopia a little bit of everything but it is I'm gonna give you two spaces where you fill out home in Los Angeles that feels like Mexico no no it doesn't necessarily mean it feels like Mexico it could be like Mexican American influence it could be the fight yeah what's it's it's the lay area that's where you grew up come on that's a nice area that's beautiful zoom it was a dump hey man it's a prize it's beautiful it's a lake it's a lake it's a lake sorry it has swans and everything no it's a sweet boy yeah but what city were you in our group in K town Korea oh my god you're such a punk like our borderline with Koreatown on a place called city that's where you grew up is it damn bro that's your card I'm not from the my parents are from there there we go oh well I only say that well over here when they asked for one from a say Indonesia when I'm over there I say America and you can't be saying Indonesia from over there you know they be tripping why they got upset no cuz they hear how I talk they're like bitch shut the fuck but do you speak uh not as well as they do of course but like I'm like a no-savo but like can you understand so well yeah and I want people to speak like super proper Indonesian that's when I like lose it why why why why cuz it's just big guys fucking words you can't fit a little Indonesian for um eat a dick that's a little piece of English in there for you take that white man take that white man I get like I understood that I flash back to that white people demand you know what I'm so delicious I'm like the duck I don't think so I don't know what you're there now I've never been a fucking dog again are you sure go there with the Yankee Jersey bro why I love that right it would jump the fuck off they know daddy no no no that's the ring so count the rings oh who count the rings why do you mean touch Andrew Schultz from the fucker show me careful show me careful be careful what you got the dodgy stadium on me y'all show me that's the right other one right here you know what it says right here I swear to god says I love baby duck please I lost the bad one I was younger I'll just say it baby bro why do you think why do you think the Mexicans love the doctors I can tell you right now please tell me I can tell you right now it's not a dodgy it's a do you know I think they go why do you guys like actually you tell me it's her not it's her not it's her not it's her not no ball in swela Bernando ball in swela there was a picture right now somebody don't know yeah that's right he came in he was the best pitcher in the league he was lights out they won a world series and then after that everybody was started going in the game it was like it just it just took off that he was at a best bro bro and by the way by the way yeah that guy right there he just recently passed right it he don't have a they have a mural of this who biggest shit on a million ice yeah right all right what did the 101 go to a fight to a five yeah yeah and they built a stadium in it like a Mexican neighborhood yeah well we try to forget that part yeah I did the fuck out of the fuck out of it you know what I mean it domain it is push all of them out it was what was it called it was Chavez Reveen Chavez Reveen Chavez Reveen no no no Chavez is lived there in that Reveen name that's good you know I think I'm doing really good on I'll figure it out you're the good again little at all for always I actually shot a gun I'm sure you're so fat to hit your thigh you got stuck you couldn't put it in the whole thing it's a big ass gun actually shot a gun not too long go July 4th I think last year okay Get the shit out of her. Where? in the, like, where the homies be at. - What? - At that homie's house? - Yeah, I am snitching. - There we go. - Actually, I am snitching. What do you do? - So guy, you got your prints on a potentially not street legal website. - Type shit. - It's been a long time though, I don't think I'm gonna get caught. - Yeah. - And, like, well, I'm not a criminal. I just hang out with them, like, bro, I'm not a criminal, bro. - You're not a criminal at all? - Fucking hell. - But, the most I've done is, like, I drugged illegally in the middle of the night. - Yeah, I mean, that's different. - I'm scared of criminals. - Yeah. - The guy telling me this. - Yeah, that is the reason. - I can't buy it without you being a criminal. - Or prostitution is a big thing out of a part of his world. - Which is kind of legal. - Well, I've never been to a happy ending. - Not happy ending. - He's so gay. - Bro, I'm part of the loose faith in you, Andrew. - Yeah. - I used to look up to you. - Yeah. - You used to be a man. - Sorry to make you pale. - Oh, sorry to let you down. - I'm sorry, man, I got to fuck more prostitutes. - Yeah. - You're just gonna have to be food. - Yeah, I was wondering that. Like, if you're gonna go to a prostitute, why have them jerk you off? - No, that's not a prostitute. This is a professional massage. - Like a masseuse. - If you're gonna go to masseuse, - I'm gonna tell you what, I'm gonna tell you what. - I've been jerk off my whole life. - Once that bitch jerked my dick off, I knew I was doing it wrong. - Yep. - Really? - I was like, I was like, oh my god, I'm not doing it. Like, what are they doing differently? - Bro, I can't even, - That's just a bunch of things. - And they can't be an agent from the state. - They can't be like a Korean American. - You look like Ethan Klein there for a second. - Oh, Ethan Klein, you can find this one just to keep it on his white, right? - Yeah. - That's Ethan Klein though. - Was that an ugly image? - Oh my goodness. (laughing) - This one just goes, let me get a buggy image. Oh, ugly image. Come on, bitch. Like, this was a dumb fucking fat bitch, bro. (laughing) Ethan Klein, he did dick, bro. - He was bitch. - He was bitch. - He don't even know how to cheat. - Stop it, I was bitch. - Yeah, who's that? - That's a million girls in the world. Let me see what my co-hosts. - Bitch, are you dumb? - Oh, the foot from H3. - Yeah. - That was a little weird. He's a little weird bitch. - Talk to him. - Talk to him, he's a weird bitch. - Stupid bitch. - Flagrid and cheating with dude on the car. So you're a weird bitch. - How to say that real quick for you guys? - Yo, pretty game. - Wait, what's that, doesn't bitch? - There's kids involved, man. - Oh, there's no way. (laughing) - I'm not like that. - Are you gonna let me get you in for a second? (laughing) - He's a dog, he's a dog. - He doesn't know how to talk to you guys. - They have children. - Oh, man. - He said that. - I thought I should have said that. - Listen, I don't know the past, man. I don't know the past. - Oh, my God. - But she said what happened to the old you? - She was in a spun boy on the guy code, you know? (laughing) - Were you supposed to watch guy code? - And back in the day when I was a kid. - I had no idea. - Oh my God, the dick sucking is crazy. - No, man. - No, man. - I didn't do this rest on. - Yeah, I didn't do this rest on you. - I didn't do this rest on you. - I thought sucking it starts with Jack. - Yeah, you saw what's guy code, I had no idea what the fuck you guys were saying, but I was, it's just cool as fuck. - See? - See? - And now look at him. - Yeah. - He got a girl. - Yeah. - The cheats. - Low. (laughing) - Yeah, you can have four. - Get in the arm from guy code, from the man himself. - Yeah. - But the man never went to his place. - Well, we never got to you settling down. - See? - So tell you how stupid shit you got to suck it. - I'm just saying, I want to see you start a family. You down from a way 26, how 26 were you starting a family? - You 26? - I'm 26. - What the fuck? - Yeah. - You're 26 too? - Yeah. - Two years. - Yeah, why are you driving down like that? - Yeah, what do you do with that? - Talk to an alpha male, you have to try that. - Oh yeah. - He's right, man. (laughing) - I'm trying to be on the same level, brother. (laughing) - But yeah, now I'm 26. - Seriously, how old are you? - 45 or something? (laughing) - 42, man. - Oh, I'm 43 this Friday. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. - That's so crazy, you fighter, that's already six. (laughing) - Are you guys in town? - Yeah. - You're something? - Yeah. - I don't wanna fight myself. That's weird. - No, I just invited you. - You used to mean, bro. - Oh, fuck yeah, I'm down. - Yeah. - But only Vic comes to Vic kinda come. - Fuck it, I mean, so it's a lot. - Vic, you working Friday? No, forget about it. - No, I'm working Friday. (laughing) - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. (laughing) - Come on, guys, come on, guys. - Come on, guys. (laughing) - He got a job, I'm gonna kill him. - He's a love guy. - He's a love guy. - He's a love guy. - He's a love guy, he's a love guy, he's a love guy. - How was it the hardest you've laughed the whole time? - I'm sorry, but I'm kidding, I fucking hate you a little bit. (laughing) - I don't hate you more than other people though, that's not a fact. - We need Andreas too, but he's got his phone. - Andreas, our cameraman? - Yeah, yeah. - Fuck that phone, man. - Yeah, man, that's crazy. - Wait, what the fuck? - What the fuck? - Yeah, but where's Andreas? - Where's Andreas? - Andreas kinda carries the show look. - Andreas? - Yeah, he does, huh? - Yeah. - Did I say that? - He's carrying the fucking show look. - I'm like, first off, he's gonna do it on the card. - I just feel like a lot of people tune in to watch, like, him and Kyrs takes. - Well, I know you're not really fucking with this a lot. (laughing) - I don't even feel a good deal. - I told you, I watched a campaign, he just said shit about that. (laughing) - He didn't say I'm worried about that shit. (laughing) - What's the making on dress video, huh? (laughing) - Salon to Cam, Salon to Cam, Salon to Cam, Salon to Cam, Salon to Cam. - By the way, by the way, you know what guys? - Yeah. - Salon to you. - Salon to you. - Salon to you. - That's good. - Oh, it's us for me. - That's good. - Yeah, my friends, a bunch of wives guys over here, let's enjoy it. - Yeah. (laughing) - Salon to you. - So, so, so, take, let's take a sip. And then, have you ever brought him to, do you ever even go to the, to like, Mariachi or anything like that? - Mariachi, what, like, parties? - Yeah, like, you go to the restaurant where the band comes in, and then-- - I know we do that at the point where we do it. - We do it at the Hongers' backyard. - It's not the Honger Ruby. - Every third party then, it's South Central. - So we get group-os. - We get group-os, you get the group-os. - Yes. - And then, will you, will you ever sing? - Yes. - So, so the way me and Jakarta met was through, I mean, to a friend that passed out of the party, you see? - You said two deep breaths, bro, are you okay? - That's health. (laughing) - All right, thanks. - All right, so you have the party at the Homegirls' house. - The Mariachi comes. - Yeah, but then, but then-- - No, no, no, no. - Not on Mariachi, that's because we do the group-o. - It's a group-o. - Two different things. - Mariachi is more like, we sit there for a long day. - Yeah. - No, no, we get a group-o, which is more like the group-o. - Okay. - But, which is more like the shit amount, like, the street shit, the fly shit. - Oh, but there's that thing in the old shit. - So you know how you can have like, Jay-Z hip-hop, boom-bap. - And then there's all the-- - Oh, just saw that? - I'm excited. - Is he not boom-bap? - Why did you say like, I don't fucking know. (laughing) - Boom-bap. - No. - You're gonna make us really defend Jay right now. - No, no, put on, put like, put junior at him. - Junior? - Junior H. - The youth is not fuck with Vicente anymore? - No, we are, we are, he's a legend, but we're gonna say it's the nine days. - What about Cartel or something? - Oh, no, that's more like Mexican rap. - Yeah. - Different vibes. - Wait, I'm not like-- - I try not like Santa Fe, I'm throwing you in them. That's kind of the most I know. But we like the Gritos Tombados is what it's called. - Okay. - Gritos Tombados are that kid from our generation. Most of them are Mexican-American. And they talk about like bitches, fly shit, weed. - But is it the same type of music? - Yeah, it's the Mexican-regional music. - Fire. - But it's just more for our generation. - You relate to it more. - Yeah, so my rap partner were listening to like los three years in North Day. Like they do music videos like rappers. - Oh, this fire. - Yes, fly shit. - What's this group? Junior Acha is one of the singers. He's one of the best. - I know. - You know how many bitches he's got as fuck? - Oh, crazy. - So he just did the stadium in Mexico? The biggest one? - The 60th? - No, no, he did the-- - At Socalo, I could be wrong. - I think so, yeah. - Yeah, and he, I think what is that? Like 60,000? - Wait, in Monterey? - I don't know. - For Mexico City. - Mexico City. - Yeah, he had a lot of stadiums, huh? - Well, he does. - It's easy when he's on a mountain. - Yeah. - Yes. - All right. - Every part of it is we got to suck this one. - I know, suck it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. (laughing) - What about Peso Pluma? - We follow Peso Pluma. - Yeah, we follow this on Instagram. - Yeah. - I don't know if you watch it. - That's as far as it goes. - He's the angel. - That's pretty good. - He follows me by. - He won't take it back. - I watch it every day. Andrew do be better than you. I'll be 3 a.m. And I see Andrew likes him. Said I'm like this tweaker. (laughing) So that's when you got kids. - Yeah. - Can I ask you this? Who's your favorite comedian? - Patrice O'Neil. - It's the greatest comedian ever. - Of course. - Yeah. - Okay, what I was gonna say is dumb as fuck. But I was gonna say the dude that was on the office for the-- - Yeah, he was on the office. - What are you doing on that show? - Yeah, I like to come. I'm gonna say come, guys. - No, no, no. - You know what I'm saying? - No, you gotta watch his stand up, he's the best ever. - I've heard Corey Holcomb, you know who that is? - Of course, Corey. - And he's fucking insane. But my favorite one up was Russell Peters for sure. - Oh, Russell was in court. Russell might be the most important stand up ever in terms of it becoming a global art form. - Yeah, 'cause I heard he's the one that toward the most. - 'Cause he introduced half of the world to stand up comedy. Like he introduced the country of India is like what, a third of the population? - Yeah, yeah. - Also all in the Middle East, like he made comedy an international art form. - That's crazy. - Before it was like America and like Britain. - Yeah, yeah. - And then China even like he made it popular there. Like he-- - This is what he has to joke about, death kids? Ah, it's insane, bro. It's insane, bro. - I shot out the death people. - Were you, were you watching comedy hell of them? - Yeah, when I was a kid. Like I was watching like early, I mean speaking of the death comedy jam, was like a horrible thing. - But this is our, this is our generation. - You can get up the death comedy jam, though. - That was the number one for me and then there was a thing called the Kings of Comedy. - Oh yeah, of course. - Of course, Bernie Mac, Bernie and him. - He said Drake. - It was dealing. - He hardly, deal, he was, yeah, Steve Harvey. - And that's a crazy one. All that shit came out of that. - We shot it on a movie theater. - And then they had the policy of Kings of Comedy. - Of course. - I was a thing too, I was a journalist. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. >> I only see in the comedy, I'm not saying he's not funny, by the way. >> But one of the best. >> Here's the thing, here's the thing. He's talking specifically, you gotta realize how rare this is. This is back in a day, he's talking to a specific group of people. >> Yeah. >> It probably had no representation on TV, definitely none in comedy. And gets the HBO special, it comes one of the biggest comics on the fucking planet. This is not now where like Mexicans are like a dominant force in American culture. This is back in a day where people are like, what's the difference between Puerto Rican, Dominican, Mexican. >> Fuck, fuck, yeah. >> It wasn't easy. >> He kind of introduced it in a sense. >> Bro, and introduced in a way, we're white fucking like dads and moms were watching like, oh my God, this guy's fucking loud. >> Yeah, it's insane, it's insane. >> By the way, when he dropped his, I don't know if you guys used to watch this, but growing up for me and I know for you too. >> No, no, the George Little Peshaw. >> I just wasn't, I was a George Little Peshaw. >> No, no, I'm not saying it not funny, I watched episode, but I was a senior waiting everything. >> I didn't have the kid, two and a half man, bro, I just started watching. >> Two and a half man, Malcolm in the middle, yeah, but you're young bro, like no, no, we're the same age. >> I just, I'm sick. >> I'm sick. >> I'm sick. >> I'm sick of that one. >> One was the first time you jerked off, like age wise, that's crazy, interesting question. >> That's great probably. >> Okay, that was great. >> That was great probably. >> Okay, that was great probably. >> Yeah, you're 26, right? So by the time you're coming up, there's already all shows, it's popular, there's things you see. Before that, you're not seeing it at all. >> It was like 2001 on stage. >> Yeah, we were one. >> Yeah, I remember watching it. >> So we were one. >> So we were one. >> So we were one. >> So we were one. >> Yeah, so we were one. >> Who is it? It's George Lopez, Chiefs Marine. I'm just not. >> I don't know who's before the end. >> Paul Rodriguez. >> Paul Rodriguez. >> Paul Rodriguez. >> He runs father. >> He runs father. >> How crazy is that? >> Dude, we know he runs. >> Yeah. >> That's actually kind of like my boy kind of. >> Yeah, that's right. >> Like kind of not really. >> You're like this is our boy, Paul Rodriguez. >> Yeah. >> And his father is a fucking huge comedian. I think that's pretty crazy, bro. >> Yeah. >> That's the idea. >> And for him to be like one of the best skaters still is fucking insane, bro. >> Yeah, that whole family is just beginning. >> You're watching this. >> But Patrice. >> Patrice is the best. You got to check out. >> For sure. >> Elephant in the room. Watch Elephant in the room. >> What is that? What is that? >> He doesn't really watch stand-up specials. >> Also watch this HBO half. It's just ease the best. It's like everybody. I've seen everybody in person. I've seen everybody in specials. >> I think you're pretty good too. >> Thank you, my boy. Thank you. >> By the way, I wanted to let you know. I know we've been like talking shit, but I have you on my top five. >> Fox. >> You got the taste. >> Who's your five? Who's your five? >> You? >> Yeah. >> You. >> Dave Suppell. >> Dave. >> One of the first. >> Well, I think he does comedy, right? DCM Fly. >> Yeah. >> I really love DCM Fly. >> DC does stand-up. >> He's so fucking talented. >> Yeah. >> So you. Dave Suppell. DCM Fly. >> Who was that? >> Mojo. >> Yeah, man. >> No, no, no. Mojo's new. Mojo's new. I'm talking about it when I first. >> Shoutout Mojo. >> I'm Mojo. >> I'm Mojo because I'm amazing. >> He's doing it. >> Fluffy, obviously. >> Fluffy. >> Then I'm not fat. I'm fluffy. That shit was great. Fluffy's fit when we was talking about that shit. We just recently had a conversation about this. >> Mm-hm. >> But I want to be honest, look. COVID, when you're, when you're a kid, when you. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Or if I want you to like a school shooter. >> Yeah. >> With the haircut and the pants. >> I've never seen somebody do comedy that calm. Because you used to sit down and do the crown work shit. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Okay, so I used to watch and I used to be like, like, cuz you know it's cause like, obviously, like, but I remember used to be like thinking like, why is he not saying he's too cool. And then I would see clips. >> Yeah. >> Of you go crazy. >> Yeah. >> And I was like, oh, this is tight. So a lot of my, this sound crazy. But a lot of my comedy. >> Yeah. >> Like a lot of the shit you do. I, when I fell in love when I started doing set up, I was like, damn. So I was like, I was like, watch your shit. >> How are you going to do it now? >> This was deep-throwing your neck, right? >> It's done. >> You're taking turns on it. - That's what I'm gonna say, that's what I'm gonna say. (laughing) - Take my, take my, take my, take my, take my, take my, take my, - It's all right, they're all right, they're all right. - Wait, how long have you been doing it? - For real, for real? - Like four years, no? - No, no. - God damn it. - I just wanna ask for real, I'm gonna go a lot. (laughing) - Like two years and a half. - 'Cause I feel like I saw you go up at like flappers, this is like-- - 2024 with my first time irons sold out something. - Yeah. - But they were just like-- - They want to do it. - Yeah, you and then I-- - I did a whole hour. I probably had 20. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then 2024, I did like little shows, I did like Portland, helium and all that. 2025, I really learned. 2025, I went on tour with Jerry Garcia in Concrete. - Yeah. - And then they taught me like the road. Like I went over 12 minutes once. - Can do it. - But I learned for a lot of learning. - I learned. - I fucking learned punchline, breathing, waiting for the crowd. I learned, I learned like the more like-- - I was wearing the shit. - Oh yeah, man, I used to wear like-- - I didn't wear it like a lot. - So I was like, oh, I'm like younger. So I used to wear like crazy shirts and shit. And then I'll be like, you distracting people. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't know the-- - I don't know the-- - But I used to wear a dick. - Like like you give me like, and then, and then this year, so I was 25, we killed it, we did it with the theater, with the weekends, all types of shit. And then this year, I like, learn how to like tell my jokes, like punchline, drop, you know what I'm saying? That's what then I really like picked up the-- - It takes time, bro. It's like, it's one of those things where, you probably already have a comfort talking and speaking in front of people. That's like the first five years of any community. - For sure, really. - Yeah, 'cause people, you know, you could be super funny, but like, you get in front of a crowd. - But there wasn't that the novel. - This was tight. It didn't mean to crowd his life's not the novel. - Oh, it's in LA, the novel? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Sold out. - Oh, shit, boys. - That was tight. - Pops, is there anything you want to say to me? - This is fire. - I did a complimentary on your YouTube stuff, just saying. - I'm really proud of you. - So hold on, so now I was watching a pop for you guys, but now you'll go up and host. - Yeah, and it's been, it's been Loki. It's been the trip, Loki, you know? 'Cause like, I go up there, I make some jokes. Sometimes foos don't lie. - When the foos don't lie? - Yo, it's like they're kicking me in my face. - But I tried to do the credit. 'Cause the credit used to be up there like, but I'm up there with you and I'm like, but you can't, we can't do this forever. - Yeah, but I'm not trying to be a stand-up - Yeah, yeah, facts. - So people would be like, how can you put your arm like you didn't want to do it? - I don't, I don't. That's realistically, I think I'm a funny guy as you guys can see. - What? - I'm not. See, thank you. One of my favorite things. - The dick suck is going on. - What was I talking about? You're gonna go up and perform. - No, by the way, Jakarta is so like, Jakarta does this, right? - I'm sorry. Chill. - No. (all laughing) - Then we got credit to cut him be like, the girl you've been on, like the cruiser, all the way, he's the one. (all laughing) - No, no, no, look, the first, I'm like, I'm on the DJ. - Look, the first, the first, the first, - Are you singing your original song? - Oh my god, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, let me see, let me see. - Wait, well, I'm gonna say, you ain't the kind of famous song. (all laughing) - All right, give us permission to play it, you're kind of. - I don't know. - We'll see what you guys say afterwards. - No, I'm not on YouTube. - Yeah, is that called park? - Look at that leg. - God, that's actually signal held by Long Beach. - Oh fuck. - You think this song is a good song? - I'll sing one with you, but oh fuck yeah. I'm gonna take this shit out though. - You guys wanna do bumps after? - Yep. (upbeat music) - Oh my God, I look like a fat bitch. - The music's nice though, right? - Wait, you can sing. - I can't, I can't. - I can't sing, I can't sing, I can't sing. - I wanna hear my country music. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - Let me set you up. - Let me set you up, I got this. - Andrew? - Okay, I'm gonna use cool from here. - Absolutely, yeah. - Okay, so let me set you guys up. - Yeah. - This is my boy, Jakarta Slim. - Yeah. - And his song, he's covered two dozen roses. - Go ahead Jakarta. ♪ If I had two dozen roses ♪ ♪ And I know that by the love one ♪ ♪ If I really could have hung them on ♪ ♪ Go at it, angel, ma ♪ - Seven more Jakarta, two more Jakarta. - Hey! ♪ If I could cry a little harder ♪ ♪ And get a little less sleep at night ♪ ♪ If I had two dozen roses ♪ ♪ Would it change old minds? ♪ (audience cheering) - You guys, I'm gonna choose you guys. No, I'll leave the cheese man right now. I'll do it for you guys. (audience laughing) - All right, all right, all right. ♪ Who'd appear on El Camino ♪ (audience laughing) - Keep going. - No, I don't know why. No, you know I only know Corino. He's a Spanish saying for that for the white nothing for the black We were singing on tour which one if I have a follow ♪ Do you have love dreamer ♪ - That's how I'm kicking with the boys right now. - Yeah, that's what I was doing. - What was it? - Come here, we'll work. - Doop, doop, doop. - Doop, doop. - That's too old for me. - Oh, that's too old for me. - Yeah, wait, what's that? - Yeah. - The very first time. - Oh, it's shy. - So it's a song that's a Spanish and an English. - Oh, it's about the dude, his girlfriend died in a car crash or something? - Oh, no, what? - Everything we do. - Everything we do. - Everything we do. - Everything we do. - Oh, that's a lie. - I don't know what you're talking about. - My love's gone like that. - Yeah, this is dude. - The song about his girlfriend died in a car crash. - No, no, it's not. - Is it going up? - I played songs that I heard going up. And people would be like, "Foot, there's an original version "and it's from the whites." - He's a paste Spanish version. - No idea. - I had no idea. - Yeah. - I had no idea. - Like what version? - So they're like, they're like this are, "Ah, man." So there's this song that I really, you know what I'm talking about? Those are spongebob? - No. - But what do you, like, you're, like, there's a Spanish hate carer line or like. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Ah, he cut only. - No. - So there's this song. - Ah, bah. - Ah, bah. - This is bad. - It's just bad. - It's just bad. - It's just bad. - So there's this song about this dude. - That wrote a song that hands girl that he's kissed. - That's his last kiss? - Yeah, yeah. - So yeah, there's a Spanish version of that. - If you could put it in English version, you'll hear it. It sounds exactly what you guys are singing. - It's a do-up type thing, too. - And you saw "Happy Days"? - Nah. - I'm talking to. - Hey, man. - I love "Farmsy" though. - I never watched "Happy Days". - I didn't like how people thought he was a bitch. - Why did you get me out of here? - So, so I grew up with this version. - Mm-hmm. - So maybe the song's about to do that. - But maybe the song's about to do that. - He has to be a good person to be with her in heaven. - Oh, this is. - It's about English one, I know. - It's sad. - Do you know the song? - Yes. - Baby, baby. - The love took her away from me. - So I know the Spanish version. - No, I know the thing we got to be with. - And one day, it was 11 p.m. I'm in Northridge in the valley, and I'm hearing the song, and I'm like, "What the fuck?" - This white motherfucker's taking off his shirt. - Yeah. - It's sick or sick. - That's exactly what I thought for me. - Yeah. - That said, it was funny as well. - That's crazy, bro. - Wait, so you know like Coridos? - Coridos? - Yeah, I know. - I know. - But do you know any old ones? - No, I don't know any general originals. Yeah, like, I don't know school like, oh, I like, I don't know how to speak English. - I don't know how to speak English. - Escalifornia, entre menoresifancia, estado de los chicanos, don de los chicanos, don de los chicanos, don de los chicanos, no de los chicanos, no de los chicanos, enculiacal, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, guardador, - Actually, that dude, that thing's the part of the band. - That's our homie now. - That's our homie. - Yeah, we actually-- - We performed with him at the Nova. - Oh, you saw him come out? - Yeah, we came out, and that's our homie picture. So our homie, that passed away, the homie, the more recent piece, the homie, the more recent piece. - That was his favorite song, so that's how I know it. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So that's all, that's all I mean, Jakarta meditation. - Are there any? - Oh, 'cause the friend pass. - Yeah, they're fixing that, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry about that, man. - Thank you, brother. - Are there any old caritos, that, uh, caritos, that, uh, that of, like, the youth has connected with and-- - Oh, Chalino, shit, oh, um. - Yeah, I think Chalino, okay. - But everything like-- - Love all of that. - Yeah, um, well, see, but that's like-- - But that's not cool. - That's not-- - That's like, that's like, that's like-- - Yeah, yeah. - That we fuck with, that's a-- - That's a-- - That's Chatei? - That's Chatei. - He's one of the-- - Chatei. - One of the-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck about. - Do you really like Chatei? - I love him, man. - Yeah, so-- - So that's how much pussy-- - Chatei was-- - Oh, it's not even-- - He's not-- - He's not-- - He's not-- - It's not comparable. - Chatei's not that-- - Chatei's not that-- - Chatei's not that-- - No, he's not that-- - How you gonna know? - We did a tribute when he passed. - So where are we, bro? - Yeah, I'm right, bro. - What'd you guys do? - Races, that made us fine. - We had the fucking mariachi pull up. - So where? - You know, you know what? You know, when we were gonna bring a bond out here, but we weren't sure where your vibe was gonna be. - Bro, when I went to school in Santa Barbara, my room was-- - I was gonna say US, and when they ate a five-- - It was in the eight of five. - It was in the eight of five. - Yeah. - But don't you think it's gonna tell a cool-- you looked a great life man? - Well, see if you can get what we were dead. - I don't think not dead, but-- - You're still around, bro. - Only 42, bro, and you've done so much congrats, bro. - Thank you, man. - Are you saying every time? - Nah, bro, we gotta get out of here. - And you got two, bro, big side kicks as hard. - Yeah, you got it. - Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God. Therapy is important, but it can be expensive. Take it from me, I've been a therapy. Many different times in my life, and it used to be a hassle to find the right help, but now there is help for getting help. Talkspace makes getting the help you need easy, accessible, and affordable. 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You know, just to support each other. - Like they do like little shit and like some. - What is it called, what is it? - So they have like some Indonesian events. I'm probably the most popular Indonesian in LA just saying real play is win. (laughing) So you know, they invited me to perform one time. But he thinks it's a mosque event. So, but I told him it's not a mosque. - Everybody's wearing hoodie's gang. [ Laughter ] -Is it hoodie game? -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] And so we're walking over, and Jakarta, the whole time on the car, he's like, "Hey, man, y'all got that cool, please." And I'm like, Jakarta, you think like, like, we fuck around with each other, like, my mom did your mom and dad, but I'm not gonna see your mom and be like, "Ah, hoot it up, you feel me?" Like, come on. So we walk in there, and we're chilling. And here's Uncle the outside, toles, shoes out, shoes out. [ Laughter ] Sorry, Tony, I'm not bad, Tony. -Oh, I'm not bad, Tony. -Oh, they're going to be singing outside? -Yes. -What, long now? -That's because they're drivers. Why would they be driving with the sandals and professional drivers? -For y'all, walk with us. -We're over. -Ooh, man. -So we get there and they're asking me to sing it. They're like, "Umar." -That's really "Umar." So they're saying, "Hi to him. We got to real name." -Umar. -Thanks. -Yeah. -But I'm gonna fuck up. -Umar, fuck up, I'm gonna start out there. -You guys on my social, too? I don't think you're showing my life anyways. -Yeah. -So they're like, "Bitch, you want some of the company?" -Oh, good. -All right. -I'm just talking to a company now. -Oh, sorry, man. You gotta don't get it. [ Laughter ] -I want some chicken while I dress up and stuff. -I don't really like these jokes about them. -I swear, no, no, no, no. -I didn't make it miles day, man. -Miles is looking at dick, huh? -Yeah. -So we're chilling and then to Carter's giving us like a lecture. And we're looking at you kind of like, "Our fool, come on. You're acting." If anybody asks the craziest is him, we get there. There's a bunch of Indonesian women with BBLs. Like three of them. Three of them. And I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm thinking they're all hooded up, you know? -And then Jakarta's mom walks over. Jakarta sounds performing. The Indonesians are drunk. They start dancing with each other grinding. Jakarta's mom's face looks like a love and distracted. and hold building down. - My mom is like the-- My mom doesn't care, but the lady comes up to me. - She goes up to the cart of childhood. - I'm from a performance company. - Yes, yes, yes. - I move away, 'cause I'm like, whoa, bitch, my mother's right there. (laughs) I move away, and I don't know, but my mom would-- - My mom was like, and then his mom was like, "Do no, see, this is not good." And I'm like, "Only if you knew what he does "and do a friend of mine." (laughs) But in my head, I'm like, okay, he's like, it's kind of like this, it's like, we talk shit out, we talk shit, but we don't talk about that in front of our mothers, I was the worst. - So, so then imagine, my mom has seen me do comedy, and even then, I for a long time-- - I've seen her-- - What she doesn't understand, that's a good thing, right? She's in English. - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. - His mom-- - My mom-- - But low-key, they understand how to use internet. - My mom and my dad-- - You know how to use internet? - Come on, my mom. - She doesn't know how to drive recently. - She just has a joke where it's like, "Oh, my mom's not allowed outside." And so, it was like the first five years of my life. - Yeah, no, no, no. - You needed it, you needed it, you needed it, the tutelage, yeah. - But like-- - Layly, layly, layly. - They know that they know, my parents are very, very conservative with their gist, but like, it's not like, if I like, have a gay homie, I bring to the crib, my dad's like, I'm gonna let him in, it's nothing like that, but it's more like, they're very religious, right? They know what I do for work. I tell them not to watch the podcast. - This hard when they love you, man. - I know, that's the first word I-- - Do it when I like to my dad's YouTube. The first clip I came, the first search was, Jakarta and Dunel podcast. - And I was like, that's my mother. - Nah, that shit, that shit warms your heart. - It does, it does. - I told him that, but he hears what I say, he's gonna be like, "Do you know what I'm gonna do?" So, the note was Jakarta's first live show. So, I've done it with no jump, I did it with Brownback, I've done it on my own, I'm doing the deal, I'm like, Jakarta is a good feeling. My mom gets, my mom goes like, "I get what you do, I agree with what you're saying, no, but if you're happy, you report to him." So, Jakarta, so, Jakarta, so, Jakarta, so, Jakarta's mom didn't go to the note when I'm like, "You should about it, I don't want her to see me drinking." And I'm like, "I think your mom's old enough and open enough to where you're not perfect, but you know this is our moment, you gotta do something like the next one we do." Make sure she comes. - I'll make sure my mom and my dad come, but like for, you know, select times, you can't kick it, you know what I'm saying. - But, wait, wait, my mom's not gonna want to kick you regardless. - But they just want to see their son flourish, man. That's the dream, bro. - Yeah, and I feel like that's true, because like, man, like, to be honest, Abel, thank you, well, you changed my life, man. Think about what your family thinks, man, they were climbing trees for coconuts and now they get to see your fucking kid. - And that's not like you have that in your life, bro. - But not, but not, I do want them to, I just feel like my dad, he sees like, me and my dad went to the mall the other day. - And people were pulling up? - Yeah, but it was crazy, bro. - And your dad was frowning like it was like, "I'll let me get a picture, I was a cool." And my dad was like, "This is my dad, this is my dad, this is my dad, this is my dad, this is my son." - And he didn't, and Jakarta's dad had a lot of funniest shit ever. Jakarta's dad would be like, "Do not, we well know." - I don't think it's my fucking name. - I didn't even want to talk to my house, he would. - It can pass so heavy. - Yeah, and man. - I know English, bro, and then he said, "Oh, look, and then Jakarta's mean, bro, so we're eating at his house." Jakarta's dad did it was shy to sit with us. - Why? - Because Jakarta's mean to his dad. - I'm not a swear to God. - What a lie. - Well, I don't ever say that. - I don't think I'm not sure what I think I'm, bro. - Why, you mean to hear that? - That's what he's saying. - I know who runs it. - Yeah. I was probably scared, you know? - But you're six, four, bro. - Yeah. - And my dad and food, it's amazing. - Are you the tallest in the nation? - Mine, I actually, you know, I've actually seen taller, but they're like, they're like one of these guys. They're like blackened those or something, you know? - Mm-hmm. - What have they been doing? - He's not Puerto Rican. - Speak Spanish. - There you go. - How many are you speaking? - Holocausters. - How much are you going to play? - I might be going, are you going to play as well? - Wow, really? - Oh, wow. - Oh, I see what you're saying. - I feel like it's fucking terrifying, bro. - Yeah. - It's falling in the knees. - Yeah, that's what it looks like. He's still dead and just carrying that full round. - I think of it for that. - But are you like, in the community, you're one of the taller dudes, and you're famous. Are you the most desirable right now? - No, he's fucking dead. - I'm not looking at him. So in my family saying like if the Indonesian shorties are getting BBLs like no I But they're not in my community those girls would be girls are not in my community whether that what community? I'm part of the Indonesia Muslim community Muslim Everyone that I grew up with and we're like they're Muslims. I know Non-Muslim yeah, of course, of course, but I'm saying I grew up at my mosque is what I'm trying to say That's why I met my Indonesia community Obviously there's certain events like the endo night for example, it's like Indonesian night. Well, I have it on like a big venue And they're less religious. You're saying no, I'm saying I'm saying. Yeah, I think what's that's who Girl some of them might not even be Muslim some of them might not know what he said. He's doing don't need. Yeah. I think you can be a little whore at the end of the day What's that for that's only what your card is it? Jakarta's mom was like, you know, Jakarta's not gonna tell me do know. This is not us. No, you know, like what they are About a bunch of car that's such a punk bitch because he has fine Indonesian cousins, okay, but he's a but you're not you're not lobbing him up for Don't know. Fuck no, I would have thought crazy Cuz he's loving he's lovin up the latinas for you His career I don't even know what that man. Yeah, bro, so I'm a career Crazy bro. Jakarta like like need like you can't fuck my Boy, right? I hope right? Yeah But not if you know a lot about the shorties And you my boy, yeah, you can't fuck my sister, but my cousin you could fuck her Andrew, but wait a minute. Hold on Why? Why? Why? Why? Why are you stopping it? Cuz they just you Fuck my sister bro. Yeah, but that's a white person Fuck your sister. Yeah, that's great I'd be like that's the closest you could get to me Me I get what you say 50% me I get what you say but just like this who fuck them Well, I don't got a sister, bro, so maybe So one of my cousins are That's weird Let it play a speak One thing for you seek because you guys fuck your cousins That's that's on another Other than you my dad were talking. I'll tell my you know my dad. No, I'm sick. Look at that You're not going to share that I don't know how these but I would like to play a So you know arranged marriages are a big thing in Indonesia Most of the world by the way, yeah, you're not unique in that most of the world is arranged marriages Well, thanks for not making me feel special I want you to feel regular from once in your life I'm in front of Jakarta, but my grandpa kidnapped my grandma as well. He did next to the ship. That's love though Yeah, when you know you know That Alexa. So I could kidnap a bitch ago, but I love you. Well, it depends if she love you back Did your grandma live your grandfather? That's a question, but she can't talk too much. Really? Oh you matter So you're calling your mama Koko and she and she's dying. You beat her. I called her mama Koko from the movie That's not a root thing. No, there's an old Mexican woman. She was you know Mama Koko crazy though because I'm Mexican to go from little girl woman Then you hit like that Jenny 69 phase, and then they all go mama Koko at the end. They do go mama Koko But yeah, I do think I do think genuinely like you can't share that you can't be able to just because of who he is though What does that mean? I love that my cousin to do though. Yeah, you don't love your families You know what it is. You know what it is. He's a he's a fuck boy. So it's just gonna be fun Right, it's gonna be fun, but he's not gonna be disrespectful to you. He's not gonna do anything. He's gonna be you're not gonna just We want to we want to immediately we go to one of my events. He was disrespectful to your cousin. No, no That's what I'm saying. Maybe that you hit that night. You know you hit that is crazy But she's not even your bride. Hold on. Don't say a name either. Hold on Crazy, but she's very woke. I don't even want to fuck with her. She's to walk. She didn't even like when we say a name on the bug Yeah, yeah, my point is beautiful. Is she a professional? Does she have a real job? Maybe that's why no, no, no, but also to the big boy job. My ex bitch had a big big boy job. Dakar was named dropping. Oh, it's time. She did not have a big boy job. What does he do? What was her job like? You could tell her. She's a OT. She was a retard and social man. What now? Yeah, he was retarded so Yeah, I love the way boy special. Come on. I love them. Okay, I'm gonna keep your soul. I'm not trying to change some joke. No, stay stay here. So so you lobbed up. Oh, bitch I know I've got to be lobbed up. Go on. Go on. You know, because that's because I wouldn't rob But I'm saying the reason why I win on my butt is okay. I didn't grow up with any female sisters or nothing, you know. So these girls that are in my cousins, they're just not that I grew up with. I knew this was like six, five, you know what I'm saying? Six out of my thoughts, totally missed opportunity. But yeah, I knew this was all a kid. So we're very, very close in the sense of, you know, hey, I introduced my girlfriend to them and she introduced their man to me. We spent Thanksgiving together. This specific cousin, we spent Thanksgiving. All hard is, I'm with her family. This dumb fuck piece of shit. I remember my first Indonesian event on my cousins game. I looked to my right. I'm done performing. He's at the table with two of my girl cousins. He's like, well, subbitch, how y'all doing? And I go, what? Cut that shit out. Because I know how this food operates. What, how does he operate? This is my best friend, bro. How does he operate, though? Man, he got game. Man, really? My only theory, bro. Hold on, hold on, we're not done. We're not done giving you your fly. Tell me, tell me, tell me. Tell me, tell me. What's the game? You're open. Mary, what is a Mary and Webster's dictionary? You open a real class? His face is like, oh my god. I don't like that. Wait, man, tell me, tell me, so what's his name? Two bitches. Two bitches. Two white girlfriends. I've seen them with phone. And they all know about each other. Because you know, that was the Louisville thing. He had two girls. Can I tell you the thing at the party? Yes, another girlfriend, your girl. And she was girl with it. A girl in front of his girl at the time. The girl got mad at him that he kissed her. I walk out. This was making our hair again. It's insanity, bro. I was raised by a woman. I'm the only boy I have three older sisters. You know, how to talk to him? But I've been doing this. I've been doing this for two to four was cool. So tell the guys that are like big and they can complain. Yeah, I got you 100%. I told you guys all the time. You fat bitch. All you got to do is go get a haircut once a week. And we're big. So we're going to smell. Kind of clean it up a little bit. You got to take extra showers. Yeah, yeah. And back up underwear. And my biggest thing is I grew up a woman. Sometimes when we're like, you don't have to have money to be the fly. Clean your shoes. I hate a dirty motherfucker with white dirty shoes. How are you going to get a white towel and just wiping your fucking shoes? That's all you got to do. And then you can learn tricks in this world. If it's creased, you got to know, you got to know if your shoes are crazy, you got a little ragging, then you iron up top and open a little bit. You put the rag on. Yes. You got to smell good. Put the ordering on. But you are already big. So this is what I think. It's like a cheat code. My sister, we're like, you got to like a lot of big, a lot of my big homies be like, oh, because I'm big. I can know. If you funny, you got it. So it was never a bad looking, Papa. But you're happy, right? You're happy, right? You're happy, right? You're happy, right? You're a wife happy, right? I do. I do. I do. You bring me into your fashion. I'm stupid in ugly. I'm stupid in ugly. I'm stupid in ugly. I'm stupid in ugly. Papa. >> My hands right now. >> I'm going to put off some pants, they kind of wear a little tight. >> A little hold that's it. >> Go back to giving the big homies that are like, you have more pressure to look presentable. >> You have to have too. >> You already can't break that you don't have to shower toilet, you have to shower toilet. >> Even three times even you have to. >> Right. >> Walking around gets like, you have to now have to wash your own clothes so you can wash it. That means the white goes away, the color goes away, that sounds great, it's fun when you take one clothes off. >> No, the white goes away. >> It's almost like they had to figure it out. >> See, that's why you get the big bucks. >> All right, so being presentable, you know you're going to be big, but what you learn mostly is that girls actually don't prior to realize that over the other things. >> If you're cool as shit, if you're not aware, obviously you're weird, if you want a bitch's neck it's crazy. But if you're cool with the big things, can't feel comfortable, you're making a lot of -- >> Yeah, I don't care if they go all the way. >> And look, and look. >> I'm like an option, exactly. >> To try to save you, I've been good. >> Because you're not even tall. >> Sometimes big guys are like, you're a little bigger but you're tall so they don't care. Sometimes girls will look way for your tall, but you were big and not tall and you were still getting girls. >> That's the one thing though, I'm going to say this fool has like a mouthpiece, it's insane. >> So what's the game, what's the game, the game is just talking to Nick. >> But when you pull up, like, I'm not pulling up, I'm like, oh my God, I can be special moves. >> Get the fuck out of him. >> That's what he does, he does, he does. >> That's like if he takes a go kind of serious, he'll buy her flowers, and he'll buy her mom flowers. >> Oh my God. >> That's flyer, that's flyer, that's flyer, that's flyer. >> I see it in person, because then the mom starts whispering in the door, she's a sweet heart. >> And if she's a good mom, she's going to take her mom's advice. - Of course. - That's all I'm saying, though. - But then, we're the pieces. - But then, I'll put it up. (laughing) - You obviously got a picture. (laughing) - And then you show, you know, you should've never let's invite this. (laughing) - She's low, you gotta stick it up. (laughing) - Where's the angle? - Where's the angle? - And then, you see that, football bitches, what a tricky relationship with their father. - Oh, the father. - You want to know, you want to know, you want to know why? 'Cause they don't know how to mash a tree, I'm fucked up. - No, I'm not that. (laughing) - I got a daughter. - I got a daughter. - I'm gonna keep them away from you. - I'm gonna keep 'em away from you. - Girls with no father? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You got a girl with no father? - I know a man should treat you. - But when? - In the Mexican community, you're seeing a lot of girls with no dads? - Well, especially now they out of here, but. - No, she's not. - They got multiple families. - They do it just like the boys. - I don't know, actually. - No dad is locked up. - No, no, no, no. - They don't, they don't lock their, but sometimes a lot of, a lot of Latino marriages, they know that they're forced, but we go to some, forced on catholic that we're married, we can never get the force. That means they're not happy, so they're not happy. - So they take a marriage. - So they just start having kids. - Where are they even loving the mother? - Yeah, yeah. - So like, for example, my situation is different. My dad just loved Crystal a little more than he loved mom. - Like Crystal, Crystal, man. - Yeah, so Crystal's gonna go. - Yeah, you got it? - No, that's good. - Hey, what are you? - And when you get those crushed pills of ecstasy, they got Crystal. - Oh, for sure. - And that's what happens. - Yes, why do you think they're so much better than a Molly? Like, if you get in the fucking, if you get nose pills, they gotta cut with all the good shit. - Yeah, no, no, but anyone that's been so rare, the second out, like a Tesla or whatever. - That is the best. - That's the greatest. - I don't want to promote that. - Don't do drugs, but that is the greatest thing I've ever had in my life. - That the Tesla pill, right? - I've never had that. - In my high school, I would go to school and do acid. - Were you not afraid? - Of course, of everything. (laughing) - It's an acid, bro. (laughing) - I love that. - Oh, it's structural. - All right, so that's what you-- - That's what you-- - But I love this energy. I love the energy, like, you know, stop complaining about whatever-- - Yeah, I'm not calling up. - But it's like big girls. Like, if you got a-- like, I have a gang of big hungers that I'm a hunger, I listen to Haley's or start a-- - She's biggest hell, yeah, start a big one. - But they're good looking. - Very nice looking. - And what do you think it is? - They're good looking. - And it's because-- - There's Toby Chasen on the world. There's somebody for somebody, papa. - Yeah. - You've got to find yourself. - What do you also think they're real players with it too, they're very nice women. - Yeah, the hungers are fine. - Oh, of course, they know how to make a do, feel good. - Oh, sorry. - Oh, it's not going to be too attached. - But it's, but it's my first-- - But what do you-- - Would you, like, all right, when you had-- when you had certain-- was it ever a girl was like, "Oh, I'd never been with a bigger dude," or whatever. - Oh, the time, papa. - They're friends with that shit. - And you love that. - And we understand when I was broke, it was a little wobbly. Now you see me do fly shit. I'm like, like, bro, my bitch right now. She see my sketch on my house. They said flangerin' on Tuesday. Bye-bye. - Wait, wait, wait. - So when they say that to you, and they're saying it in like a way, - Do I get offended? - No, you get-- - I imagine it's a compliment. - Oh, I think it's a rock heart. - I want to comfort her right now. - But you got to put it on for me. - I lay it down, papa. - It's different, isn't it? - And then I do have a card, and then I grew up swimming. So my card always been cool, but when I was 50-- - You were swimin' or floating? - [laughs] - Wobby, obviously. - Obviously. - You know what, scratch that one, I'll go. - [laughs] - Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it. Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it. - No, no. - I grew up playing water polo. - You watch-- - Yes, though. - You know what's funny? - I know. - You guys don't know. - No. - This is a group of people. - I would watch some of the pod, and I'd see you say, but you're like a professional swimmer to him, and I didn't know what it was references. - Yeah, so the references he grew up playing water polo. I went to the beach with him, I swore to God, I thought I was gonna die, 'cause you know you were doing the water, which you're blazing, you wrestle and shit. - But he's a dolphin. - Dude. - Dude, stood on my back, the wave hit. - Fuckin' you. - It came into my fucking world. - [laughs] - Wait, hard, you got it. - Yeah. - Actually, double down, it came in my face, bro. - Yo, calm down. - Yeah, the water came in my face, one of my ass, I'll talk to you, bro. And I thought I was gonna die, but this one, the water, it's like-- - It's like, what? - It's like-- - Percy Jackson. - It's like watching Chris Hanson at a, you know? - I will. - I will. - It's like watching Chris Hanson at a predator walks in. - It's huge honor to him, please. - Yeah, that's his natural environment. - So what are you doing here? - I know, yeah. - Yeah, no, so I'm gonna play-- - So you say it's game, it's taking care of yourself. - Confidence. - Confidence. - And then-- - And if you want to pull a help with that, you can have to wear like jammers, and I was only shirtless, so I'm gonna die. - Can you comfort with your body? - I'm comfortable, my body. Obviously, when I was 350-- - It's different. - It was different than that, huh? - I did that fuck with your confidence a little bit. - So I showed what I couldn't breathe, papa. - Yeah, that's tricky. - I was tricky. Like right now, if we're here, boy, we're the side of the bad. What-- if you want to fuck those side of fuck-- you know what, fuck thing? You know, right the first time I met him, I was just like, "Fuck you." - Yeah, fuck you, then. - Yeah, fuck you, then. - Fuck you up in that. - No, no, no, no, buddy. - It's like the most painful thing you go through, you immediately get made fun of it, and you gotta laugh at it. - That's how my mom is. - It's beautiful, bro. - So it's crazy, so when, when I was 350, we used to record, we were like close to a mic, and we had to pull it back. - No, and Vic, and then when I started my weight loss, the first month, I lost like 20 bucks. You know, you feel those like the water weight? - Yeah. - Vic was like, "I think God, fuck 'cause we're having a meeting about telling you that you could breathe it into the mic." - No, because you, as you guys know it, audio, it's like-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We're trying something-- I don't know about it but our kind of not that has beyond the card about that because the card I mean like it's a little bitch He's like he's like a art so do not okay. How do I explain this you have a cheerleader like out of your group? Like a food that's just always on your dick and he always supports you never Hey, what do you guys work hard? That was the most intonation that I was your dad speaking through Turn it up to me More and more and more and more Yeah, right in your mouth. They had a guy said they had a guy. There you go. So let's say like us. Do we gonna I'm just kidding. We gonna arguments all the time. Mm-hmm. Anything that comes out this was mouth. This was immediately. Oh, you're steady You're steady, you know what I'm saying. So yeah, so I'm always fending for myself. I love the boy, but I'm usually right I 70% though that 30 though. I'd be right that 30 I'm holding it down for that 30 and this is it. I'm just never supporting And now he does support it. We just want more for the card. That's all. Yeah, well food but food like I want more for myself too soon What if a girl? What if a girl is respect? What if a girl is initially rejecting you do you never take it personally? It's like part of the whole you're like you're like cool with it I'll be cool and then and then when she's in me doing flights and the bottle's probably you want some bitch stay over there. No, remember no bitch. Oh Really? No, but I'll fly a mystery that I'm not gonna be petty about the bitch. Yeah, it's been gone. Yeah No, we won't we just beat it, but you better suck my dick or my home girl's gonna beat your ass Which law is that surreal law right? Oh, I'm actually a Scottish law He they can't talk shit about Jesus because they believe in him too Okay, we want to ask you guys is can we ask you guys please don't be very dark Would you mean you guys have to be I prefer being Catholic and I prefer being mother means that what the fucking I was like, obviously Would you rather be a fucking terrorist or get touched by a priest? Why can't you be the priest? You're comparing both a terrorist Or be a terrorist I'd rather be a terrorist probably like come on pops then touch your kid then touch your kid. Yeah, oh, I don't know what you do Would you prefer being a victim of Catholicism Catholicism or Islam? So why don't you get to live and tell the story and tell the story and make a podcast Remember forever, everyone thinks about us. I'm a bin Laden all the time. I didn't even tell you guys Kid when I was a kid in fifth grade, I had a black teacher named was Miss Kofi I'm a bin Laden died And Kashi went some of the bin Laden died. He's Muslim just like umar in the bitch pointed People coming up to me and lunch like that Rp. Your uncle I don't know, but was there a relation though? Should have been on the lake or shouldn't have been shooting like that. You know, he was six four just like oh, oh Hey, your dad sure I replaced in a winery time In his heart. So if you guys to recommend for us to eat something over your shit a bitch Let me set you guys up, but you want New York shit. You don't want. No, but I just had a top cheese It's practically a cheeseburger the long way Yeah, that's what that's what up. This is not New York. None of us ate shop cheese grown up look at the look I can't go to that motherfucker. Holy shit. It's crazy. Did we see a little let's do it in here on Jakarta, Jakarta That's you bro. I guess can I tell you guys my my deli order? So what's it got for take off your glasses? Whoa If you think downstairs you'll feel like how like fooskill when they're really really high like you're very edible And you think that's just how down syndrome people feel sometimes way more way like we're not happy I just think down syndrome people are kind of like Pokemon Really like I'm Pokemon what they mean But then there are levels like some down syndrome people are much smarter than the other ones Like St. Giles is the one of the advantage Looks retarded he's not retarded. That's probably one of my favorite comedians. He's amazing. I love hey boy, but you did great entire Thank you bro. Appreciate you. You got to get a terrace for 30s. I got you, but you don't look terraced enough I'll terraced it up. How could you raise we're gonna fuck it Jack? Hey It's actually a vast fucking racist You know this was a suicide verse We're in the whole vest that's so scary. It's a metal brother. Okay. We have a point being is I would look I love tires man. I and um, yeah, if you guys need a Muslim guy for anything just whatever But do you identify as Muslim Michelle first you think you're Muslim first for show? Now are you the only Muslim with that haircut? Yeah Edgar? I was doing this before the adgers were doing it. Is that true very true? So as I'm here because they took from not a Muslim haircut, but they took it from you though They took it from me. Yeah, whoa. I think just real niggas were like you know, virtually have this cut You know Real niggas and then a 50-year-old Latina aunties Braxton in the night. No, I'll sell the door. I'll sell the doors coming up Have you been there? Well, yeah, they were the most dangerous country to know the most safe the safe is and I was all bukele But some people claim him as a dictator But he's I think history man over here got some stuff to say. Hey, where's bukele from though? Where's bukele from? Is he? Is he for the sting for the sting? Is he is he Muslim or is he Catholic? He's not he's a One of the others. I think he's one of them. Oh, he's Christian Yeah, I think he's Christian actually I think he's mixed. I don't know. Actually actually I think I'd be the president for Mexico The Palestinian mexico the Mexican president of jr. Palestinian Christian Yeah, the president Christian to Kelly clean that shit up. He did. He did. He was crazy though He did clean house when they were doing sickle this the prison that they have When they were doing the raids and grabbing people from sickle a bunch of innocent people got put in there too Hey, man, I'm just unable to help family because in sickle if you're locked up You're unable to there's no outside contact. No visitors. No nothing the crazy shit the crazy shit What I knew he was standing on business when he was going to like the gang members I were dead in the tombstone and breaking that shit. He wasn't fucking around I think I think he's trying to do the same thing with Haiti if I'm not mistaken They had just seen some shit. He's going to Haiti. Yeah, I clean it up For me, honestly for me he should just be the president of all Central America Honduras Guatemala and just in the house, but not Mexico because Mexico is not America Gonna be America in like 50 years. Yo, shouldn't we just be like Mexico, America, Canada, North America man Who do you want to be? It's not a nice. Two tools found. We don't Don't don't America. Don't we have the best neighbors though. I've always thought that for show We got the nicest people up north. We have the best neighbors so much We want to build a wall to separate us. No, be you know When I'm separating from Mexicans, we want Mexicans really yeah, bro. I don't think our president wants to eat You don't want you don't want like forger Like when it was just Mexicans coming in. We're like, oh don't come in I mean target Mexicans how to feel about El Salvadorans wait wait wait What do you mean Andrea a producer? He's Salvador. She she or she. Yeah, but he really for that sir is she Teresa or what? Oh, he's just crowd That's what they say, that's what they say It was a retire police officer in Salvadoran whose target she's his neighbor. He was just like I'm a fucking police officer I'll tell them you're a fucking gangman. We'll put your ass around bitch. That's what that's what that's the one with trials Andrea, I think Andrea thinks what he's doing, but but you're right when you're doing crazy shit like that to clean up a house So many of the people gonna be in the way, but so that Hey, so many some people got to go for for a whole country to be okay That's what we felt about y'all man after 9/11 Yeah, you know really what are you y'all? 2001 was So you're there When you were younger, you were raised with Mexicans and blacks. Yeah, was there a decision that you went Mexican? I Went black first. Okay, so you went black first. What brought you over? over to Mexicans. - I fucked the black girl. I had to have enough dick. Once to the Mexicans. (laughing) - All right, guess what? I have enough dick over here, buddy. - That's right, that's right. - Great, what's going on? - What's going on? I'm pretty sure I'm more than fucking- - You found myself. - Mandingo, fucks. Hey, well, I'm going back and I'm going back. - You're not going back? - I'm cool, I'm straight. - You straight? - I'm happy. - But now it's even bigger. - I gotta get by dick. - How much did you get? - Yeah, but how much did you get back after losing a weight? - Two inches, one inches, one inch, one inch, one inch, one inch, four inch, one inch. - You got one to two more inches, one inch, one inch, one inch, five inch. - The correct, it shows more. Even if it's a five-byes-a-mental thing. - So even if it doesn't look bigger, I mean, it will. - This is Chris Rock. - He weighs like the background is smaller. So everything in the foreground. - So even though it's not bigger, mentally, in your head, you've heard all these things that I was skinny, five-footed guy, big dick, but he's skinny, skinny, now he's going to look bigger. - It's stamina. - That stamina's a great thing, because before you were just on your back, right? - Even chlamydia gets cared faster. - Chlamydia, yeah. - We know how to cure chlamydia, right? - Like this. - Got a real chlamydia, usually it would be okay. - You want to stop like, put your weight on your feet, your feet, your feet, your feet you need to think, tie them all up, you got to. - Big staple, yeah, big staple, yeah. - Big staple, right? - I didn't know you were Mexican. - The whole room. - The whole room. - The whole room. - If you ever, if you ever. - What are the best Mexican remedies for illness? - I got you. - He told me you stick your finger in the vapor of putting in your ass. - Yeah. - For what? - For what? - Just a funny thing. Cone. - You're sick. You're depressed. Vector who thinks it off. You're bored. - You're bored. - You're bored. - You're about 20 minutes off work. - You put this in your ass, man. - Yeah. - Oh wait, real question for the real men right here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Who's gone in their ass, say, come on raise your hand. - Oh, come on, bro. - We know you've seen your nails, bro. - Come on, bro. - Come on, bro. - Okay, you would not do that. - What position were you in? - I had my legs in the air like the Twin Towers, and then they got shut down the minute. - It was unbelievable. Did she spread your shit? - No, come on. That's gay. - No, they're gay. - And you would even think about that. - How about you? - No, my legs. - I was doing this shit like the strippers do. I was like. (laughing) My legs hurt. (laughing) So I was going in the bitch's just that way too much. - Yeah. - Like I had a bitch doing backflips and shit, and she was like that so much money. - I was thinking of the eating ass first. - I was fucking eating ass. - Yeah, yeah. So you enjoy that. - I get in my ass. - Yeah, yeah. - Real players. (laughing) - I didn't go into it at all. - I've never been in the position to wear a girl pick. My thing is that the girl picked up his legs. - So that's gay, right? - My feet were touching the top, like I was spider. - Like I was spider. - I was like, "I'm gonna live with his mom so he can't get his ass here at home." - In the car. - In the car. - In the car. - That's what I'm saying, bap-bap. - That's a little weird. But you're saying if a girl, like you're just, you got your legs fresh, she's giving you hair. - And it ain't in there. - For if she giving you hair, and somehow she slips down to the Gucci and a little oom, that's cool. You tell them you got bitch picked his legs up and ate his shit and held his shit. That's gay, fool. - I don't know if that's gay, bro. - That's gay, dog. - It's a girl doing it. But don't you should be more up today because you're out there in these streets. - No, Mary, you guys are all married? - No. - Married? - Yes, nigga. - That's your nail, nigga. - Don't be far off. - You're a woman too. - Married. - Married. - Married. - Married. - Married. - How old is he? - 29. - Jewish? - I don't know how to say this. I'm Catholic. - Really? - You see the match? - But you can be Christian. - You stupid bitch. - You're lying. - I let it slide for a while, why y'all think I'm Jewish? - I thought I heard you say Jewish last time. - He's Jewish. - He's Jewish, bro. - He's Jewish or what? - Jewish or what? - Jewish and evil. - Jewish and evil. (laughing) - And greedy. (laughing) - Jewish, greedy and evil. - Oh shit. - Just a trifecta. - I'm going to hang with that. I'm going to hang with that. You a gangster. The month of the year, I'll kill you. - What do you think it is? (laughing) (laughing) - Ain't you a co-mobber? You're a co-mobber. - You a co-mobber. (laughing) - I'm a co-mobber. - You a co-mobber. - I'm a co-mobber. - I'm a co-mobber. - You're a co-mobber. - Ray, that's crazy. - That's the thing, right? - That's the blood type. - That's the problem. - That's the same. - Whoa. - Yeah. - We're gonna get it. - All right, what was your last name? - Let me give you a last name. - My last name? - Give me the steam. - Yup, come on. - Get it on. - Get it on. - Oh, on from the. - Oh, I'm saying. - Fall of, pull up from the foot? - What? - Oh, I'm up there. - It's your card. - There he goes. - Well, the culture. - Mm-hmm. He just say shit. - He speaks French, bro. - He speaks French. - You're right, that's cargo. - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, I'm part of it. - Where are your friends? - French Canadian. - French Canadian. - Oh, what the fuck is that? - Layman. - Captain. - Okay. - So is he, what do you wanna say? - But he's Jewish. - No. - No, no, 'cause I've heard him say, I think I've heard you say he was Jewish. I've heard someone say he was Jewish. - His last name is Schultz. - Yeah. - He's the most Jewish evolved. - Two Jews. - He's more Jewish evolved. - We have a holocaust name. - Okay, my name is German, which is the opposite bro. - So how do you feel? - So how do I feel about what? - I don't know. - Are you feeling about the future? (all laughing) - I'm not sure we're good. - I'm not sure we're good, like. (all laughing) - By the way, if I can't get this canceled, just know we did it for you guys. - Thank you, thank you. - I have the most important. - We did it for Vic, bro. - Yeah, we did it for Vic, man. - And we will be back with Brump. (all laughing) - Look, a big guy with a smile, just much in the studio in a long time. - I know, bro. Big is happy. - I was missing, I was missing this mic. There's a mic here. - You think I'm a mic? - Yeah. - Hey man, I just really want to-- - Can we have a bigger segment because he took it? - No, we need to get a bigger segment, bro. Big, what segment, what segment you want to do? - I can tell you guys, you want to say it? - Real quick with big, real quick. - Real quick, we're all Scran's big. - Real quick, real quick, real quick, real quick. - Big, real quick, real quick. - There it is, I like it, I like it, go. - Go, real quick. - You're a fucking flagrant, you're the fuck up. - Okay. - Oh, you lost it. - That's why you lost it. (laughing) - What did I supposed to say? I'm not, I'm nobody, Vali. - Broke the media, everybody go follow the media. - Broke the media, follow the real spread's big soul. - So, my boys doing all style, everybody a flagrant. - Was it any of you? - Happy to be here. - Shout out to New York. - Shout out to New York, bro. - New York, Sean. Carries, he's Sean. (laughing) - When you do it, when you do it, I can tell you his part. - I can tell you his part. - I think his martyr at the, oh. - It's a deli, yeah. - Yeah, you understand that, yeah. - What is it? - Can I get a dick and cheddar extra? Teta, hold the dick. - Oh, what does it go for? - What the fuck? - What the hell? - What the hell? - It was, can I get a dick right now? - Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. - Hold the teta, let me just get the dick. - Yeah, I like that, I like that. - You're gay. (laughing) - Can I ask you up? - Have you ever gotten in trouble for some shit, y'all, sir? - I did get a job before, he's a fucking retarded. - I'm not a retarded, I'm just, - I expressed myself like Andrew. - That's fine. - He was like, "I'm the first for you, I'm the first for you, I'm the last for you." - What did you say? - What did you say? - What did you say? - What's on the phone? - I love Legos, a fan of us gave us a Lego set. - That's cool. - Oh, no, actually not a fan, I'm sorry. Let me think about it. Dommies from Pontelas speed up their park as they open up for them when we do our shit. - Yeah. - But then our fans of yours? - They might be fans. - Yeah, I just don't want them to make it. - But they gave us Legos. - Yeah. - Which 911 Legos. >> The twin towers, they gave you twin towers, I built it, and then also have a little Lego plane and a 9/11, I flew the plane into the Lego. >> But that happened, that's what I'm saying. >> Why is that? >> Why is that? >> They were tripping. >> Yeah, that's true. >> I would love to send you guys the one I built to, yes, guys, on here. >> Yeah, you can absolutely do it, but you got to send us both parts. >> Yeah. >> The plane as well. >> Plains. >> Plains. >> Plains. >> You always try to diminish. - Do you want to tell the truth? - I want to confine it to what you've done. - No, I'm telling you this, I'm telling you this. - I'm telling you this, I'm telling you this, I'm telling you this. - It was a joint effort. - We know about the dancing is really good. - They had to convince some of y'all that we're dumb enough to do it. Isn't that the most embarrassing? - What I think of, what I think of, what I think of, is the most embarrassing, isn't it? - If they did do it, if they did do it, they convinced you're dumbass. - There's a handful, there's a handful of bad, there's a handful of retards in every race. -That's fair. -These were just the dumb fucks I got hit with. And by the way, those who's that did it and died, rest of piss, fuck you. Well, except my uncle, love you, bro. -RP the death sentence. -S except my uncle, Amir, I love you, bro. -But I don't have the damn one. -Sout of the damn one. But by the way, like, like, that was a tragedy, horrible. [ Laughter ] -We know each other. 9/11. -9/11, by the way. -Oh, I thought you were Uncle Dines. The leader of the, the leader of the gang just died, right? But the point is, you know, 9/11 is horrible. - Yeah, I didn't like it at all. - Yeah, horrible. - Hey, but were you not part of that meeting? - I didn't like it at all. - You know what I'm saying, bro? - 9/11 happened, 9/11 happened, horrible, horrible. - Yeah. - But the next one last year, yo. That a lot of people don't connect those two things. - They don't understand that. - But they are connected. - It is, it is. - It is, yeah. - You probably know more information about that one. - It is. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Shout out to Nick. - Shout out to Nick. - Shout out to Nick. - And we're just getting notified that you guys got to go. Your representation is- - Full fucker PR, who's the PR? - Who's the PR? - What else you got to do today? - I don't know. - I've got to do some food shit. - We got to do some food shit. We got to do some food shit. - What's the graffiti story? - Oh yeah, can we talk about that? - I forgot. - Were you in like tagging crew? Were you in some of the crews? - Yeah, yeah. - Which crew were you in? - Shout out, making a happen, man. You feel me, shout out, ding. Shout out, zone out of the boys, you feel me? - It's all making it happen. - Yeah, make out. - But there's a few big crews in LA, right? - Yeah, a lot of crews. - So, what's the, the most legendary one? - The Polly MTA. - There's what? >> B-A-M-C, B-N-L-R-R-R-M Korea. LA Cruz that I consider legendary, it's just the best because LCS is another one legendary for sure. Yeah. Okay. I know. Okay. Because one of them K.O.G. or something like that. K.O.G. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I know. M.G. Whether from New York graffiti started here. Yeah. New York. But like, so the cool thing about graffiti, I have, I don't want to like, you know, put anybody on blast, but I have like a friend who, you know, was a big tiger. He's in LA and he, and he does stuff. And with the cool thing about, I've always thought about graffiti is that like, what's his name? I can tell his tag. Yeah. Yes, tag. Uh, pay me. That's so player. I gotta see it. Yeah. I want to see it. You've probably seen on like some billboards. Yeah. Sometimes they'll hit up like when they put the movie billboards. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that L.A. still. I think he hit the building too. The, remember when you guys all lit up that building? There was a building. So his homie, his homie's owner, that's part of my age too. Uh, he actually had a big ass woman. Yeah, set up my boys, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, graffiti. The big thing. That's where my name comes from. I started tagging like I said, that was your, that was your thing. Yeah. You want a different D-U-N-O. And then I just switched to D-O-K-N-O-W. Yeah. I mean, okay. So what I always thought was interesting about the graffiti culture is that like, you're doing it under an alias and there's really nobody, there's very little recognition outside of the community. And you can't be like, I did it because you could get locked. Yeah. What do you do? What do you do for other graffiti writers? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You do it. You do it for us or, yeah. Yeah. But there is like, like obviously there's graffiti. There's big shit that came from graffiti that got big. So like, obey. Well, graffiti was graffiti. Well, it became work. Yeah. It became work. Like, Banksy was graffiti, but obviously not. I don't know how much you paint for a Banksy fucking painting. Yeah. So a lot of the shit come from graffiti. Like, it's just, but yeah, you don't get the record. Like, you can't be like, Oh, I did that because it's illegal. It's like, but I think that's because you'll need like the homie's owner. When people think of L.A. Tigers, I think we all look banged out and like socks to our knees and like to those. The homie's diner was like, well, the homie's owner is like a soccer player. He's probably one of the most up in all time. He's low key Matt healthy. Yeah. That's and he's one of the biggest graffiti writers in the city. He looks like he just came from Mexico dead out. He's out of nowhere. Oh, I'm sorry, Salvador. Yeah, he's just a, he's like, he looks like. He's not a graffiti writer. Yeah. But he is and that's what makes them. Yeah, I think the alias part, but there is hard to get into the crews. My understanding is it's not just like, Oh, you guys do. He's part of like, he's part of like a really big. He's part of his crew, too. But he's part of like MT, which is one of the biggest crews in the world. Yeah. In the world, actually. Yeah. They have them out. But like getting in a crew is not easy, right? They have to like, I think it depends. There's some crews that probably just like whoever in yeah, and then there's more tiny like me and my homie just it's been probably the same set and probably the same set of us. And maybe a couple trickled in for years for years. But then there's crew that I heard is like, you got to look up to that shit. Like I was tagging, but I'm not for like with my life climbing. Climbing the fucking building. I don't have, but like now, but there's people that like right now, I have like a speaker me and like, I'm going to catch tags all over here because that's graffiti writer when you come to New York, you're like, I have some tagging. We're literally about to hit. She's about his shorts. Right also. That's back. Are you going to tell me gone with him? No, I've gone. No, he said the guy kicks in with the homie. I can't hear you. Yeah, far was I'm not outside like these foods. Like I'm not I'm these foods are fucked to me. No, yeah, I'm not on that type. But you're like the homie's grab the homie's climb with skyscrapers and tagging shit. It's crazy. I think that's just too much for me, bro. I would love to be on time in the car though. Hey, Trump, they see if you can get the King Kong billboard. Oh, he did a big ass King Kong billboard. I think him and a buddy is any of this gang shit or you want to do that? Yeah, there you want. Yeah, you want to find him. I mean, it's like New York. It's like LA shit. Like obviously like some cruise group in some areas. So like, let's say there's a gang that meets with the area you grew up in. You probably don't like him because they probably, you know, you might be biased to the certain gang. Yeah, you know, maybe you might step from the cool point of the game. Yeah, they did all they do like all the fly shit. It kind of. Okay. So fire, right? Yeah. So they're like doing pieces. Yes. Yeah. That takes time though. Yeah. So at night, you got to climb up with a fucking little lamp. So what they do is they put like their sweater over the lights or the box. They turn off the lights. They do the whole thing in the dark. What do we bring then? And then they write? Brand new shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, hey, go to jail then. Yeah. But that's like shit. We're like, bro, I've never been on a billboard, but the homies say it shakes of their like, of course, because the way in this city, but you have to like, and you have to be healthy because you have to be able to run for the homie's owner is incredibly fit. I've seen a video of him like the cops come. He jumped over the gate. One hop. Well, it's gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fly. You got to get away. Yeah, you don't want to get arrested. And he's like a dad, you know. So all these guys also have other jobs, right? Because the homies are chefs. The homies are fucking like bitch. That's one of the best chefs. But he's also probably one of the most up fools. He's like a cutie. The homie demos are a chef in a very, very luxurious restaurant in that way. Santa Monica. He's one of his uptackers in LA. No, he's not a host. He's going to make money off it. It's his passion. It's kind of like last year, I kind of got the bug again. And I went hard for like two months and people were like, you can't be doing that. No, you know, you know, people are recognizing me from like my back. The dark on the side. Oh, that's doing over there. Oh, I got to start doing this. But I've been catching ties every once in a while. That was the same tag or they don't say your new one. It's nice one because some homies are tired. So they'll write their name and they'll be, hey man, write me too. Yeah. Yeah. Put me up there. Play. Yeah, like, like, like, like, I've been with Vic at the club. And then I'm like, hey, they were going to meet up the homies real quick. And me and they will be drinking in the like once, when Vic single Vic, once I was at the club with all the homies, we're getting drunk. And I'm like, hey, we're going to go to the afters, but I'm going to give the homie a ride real quick. Me and Vic were across the street sipping the homie while the homie was catching a big bomb in the middle of downtown. And we're the homie would just look, are you good? Keep sipping the homie and we got some bitch with us. I'm like, yeah, that's the homie right there. It's flashing. A bitch that never been with the taggers and they say, they're all kicking in the homies. So you put the bitches name in your bomb. The bitches feel seen. Oh, yeah. Body are back then. Like, when we're all kids and shit, you would get like the little whole bitches. And the hoars, the hoars, and you would do like, it's called body art, and then you would do like bombs under, under stomach, under eyes. With like a big tat, like a fake tat, right? Yeah, you would do that on the whole. Wow. But I was like for the group. Imagine, bro, someone's marrying a girl that was getting this back in the day. Oh, you know, your girl, I used to tag on that bitch. Oh, I think I'd kill myself. I kill her and then it killed me. There we go. It's just honor killing. That's cool. That's fun. I ran with it. Yeah. Yo, back then when I was in high school, I used to do my bomb and I used to put my bitch's name for an inside of a day, and I put a name in my heart. I was all over the city. I was like, oh my god. I was here. Name. I used to get a dumb act with that. I used to play Minecraft when he was tagging. A little kid. No. I like guys. Guys. Oh, fuck. Make sure you check out cheese, man. Okay. Make sure you check out the world. Well, also go check out there. Where can they? Where can they get all information? Where are you going to pull it up, Dad? I got you. November 12th, where I'm with this, the state theater. November 14th, Salinas. And then December 30th, we're in fucking. I was going to Felix, Arizona. And in Jakarta, the hosting of the comedy. So, so we're in McKinley, December 12th, and we're in Santa. No, McKinley, December 11th, San Antonio, December 12th. And we have a lot of tickets. So please go. We're about New York City. We are not doing New York shit. We're going to come out. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. We have a show. Let us open. It's great. Thank you. Appreciate that. Dude, no, we need to do. We need to do it. We have Friday, your birthday. Where are we going? What are we wearing? Are we are really invited? I don't know. My wife is organized. I'm sure it's nothing crazy. I don't, I don't got to be the group. I promise you don't. Let's just go through. And maybe I'm the rest. Oh, no, no, no. Dre's just alone. Fuck crazy. Yeah, that's cool. It's cool. Fuck it. But I mean this sincerely. I've watched a lot of episodes of your guys podcast. And it is this kind of energy. And it really, it's very fun for me because it reminds me of like early flagrant. Yeah. It reminds me of because you guys have like, what happened? You saw yourself. I saw my soul. No. But like, what it is, is like, you have the comfort that you can make the wild jokes with one another because you guys are actually friends. Yeah, I literally, I was tripping this whole time. I go ahead. Yeah. We're really been found and we touched a lot, but we would love to get you guys after this. You guys don't understand what I'm saying. I brought you soul. I slept to this for a lot, actually. He put you asleep. I lay him down. I lay him down. But I think you guys are fucking legends about this game, bro. And hats off to you guys. Thank you guys so much for being here.