117: DO NOT PULL ORACLE CARDS

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Direct from the Brozki Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Brozki Report with your host, Brittany Brozki. This is the Brozki Report with your host, Brittany Brozki. And here's the next one. Sonia, I'm on the pep. Let me start again, actually, for the judges. Can we start again? Hello, my name is Brittany Brozki. Today, I opened with O La Cremosa by Amadeus Mozart, and I will segue into The Prayer by Andrea Bocelli and Celine Dion. I will be singing the Italian part. Thank you. Can my editor put, like, a really nice reverb on this so it sounds like I'm in a church? Ready? Soniamo un mondo senza piove e violenza Un mondo di giustizia e di speranza Ognuno di la mano sul vicino Simbolo di pace Di fraternità That was good. You can't even say that wasn't fucking great. La forza che ci dai E il desiderio Ognuno trovi amore Intorno dentro I don't remember how it goes. E la fede che Hai accesso a noi Sento che ci salverò Okay, I'm done. I had a red bull. Hey, guys, I don't know if you can tell I had a red bull. I had a double espresso and a red bull, and I thought, surely opera's not that fucking hard. And I literally googled the lyrics, and I listened to Lacrimosa twice. And that shit, the Andrea Bocelli, the prayer, I've had that shit memorized since I was a teenager. It was around the same time. I have a theory, genuinely, that we are our 16-year-old selves. Like, to the core, we are who we were at 16. We have the same interests. We have the same mannerisms. We do the same bullshit. We're the same weirdos that we were when we were in high school. That's literally, I have not grown up. Okay? My body and my back have, but I have not grown up. I have the same passions and interests. Also, do you guys like my Frankenstein hoodie? I have the same interests that I did when I was 16. And when I was 16, I memorized the French national anthem in French. And then I also memorized the prayer by Celine Dion. And she also has another song in Italian called, And my pronunciation is probably horrific because I learned it myself. Because I literally wrote down the phonetic pronunciations and I did that shit. I, seriously, guys, seriously. What if I went back to school? Would you guys be mad? Maybe it's not the time. Maybe I'm going to give it until I'm 30. And when I hit 30, I'm going back to school. Okay? I've made up my mind. Maybe. I've made up my mind indefinitely. And indecisively. Indubitably. Shut the fuck up. Okay. What are we doing today? Guys, something happened over this past weekend. And also, just to put it out there right now, there is a royal court guest coming up this week that you guys are going to shit your fucking pants. You guys are going to shit your pants. Because I kind of, I shitted in mine. Like, there was something in my undies after we filmed. I genuinely think this is, like, one of the most fun ones to date. And I think you guys are going to get your fucking life. I'm so excited for you to see it. Also, Finn Wolfhard, we had him on last week. Fantastic. We've got some amazing guests coming up the next two weeks. So, I need you guys to strap the fuck in. Strap in. Okay. We've also got some new broski merch dropping soon. So, be prepared for that. Okay. Here's what I wanted to talk about. This is, unfortunately, or, no, this is fortunately going to be the woo-woo episode. So, fucking strap in, get your panties out of a wad, sit down, and listen to what I have to say. Because something magical happened over the past weekend. And, by the way, is my lip rash back? Yeah, it is. So, if you see me dicking with it, it's because it itches and I need to put my ointment on. Okay? So, sorry. Just get used to it. I have things growing on my body. Okay? I'm kind of like one of those. You know, part of the crew, part of the ship. Part of the crew, part of the ship. You remember those nasty, like, dead, moldy, barnacle-ridden, dead members of Davy Jones' crew? Davy Jones' crew. That's how I feel today. Yeah, dude. I feel like fucking Hammerhead Shark, dude. Yeah. God, these movies are so good. I'm sorry to say. I'm sorry to say it. And we're on pirates.fandom.com slash wiki, by the way. Okay, these fuckos, trust me, dude. This is today's energy. Today's energy is very, like, barnacle brain, Hammerhead Shark body. Like, I'm feeling very at one with nature, and I feel like there's lichen growing on me. Does that make any sense to anybody? Last week, I said I was giving beluga whale. This week, I'm giving fucking Davy Jones. So, do with that what you will. I got my NASA calendar on the wall. It still says August. Need to change it. Where are we right now? February? Who knows? Part of the crew. Part of the ship. I'm going to draw a road. And guess what's inside it? If you don't want it, give it back. No. God, that movie's so good. Okay. It's the woo-woo episode. This past weekend was the beaver moon in Taurus. And let me go ahead and Google that to make sure I got it right. Beaver moon in Taurus. Actually, my lip's driving me fucking crazy. I'm actually going to go get my ointment. Are y'all going to be upset if I go and get my ointment? I'll be right back. Well, I'm back, and I'm bearing gifts. First of all, my tacrolimus ointment, 0.1%. Next, the book that we're going to talk about, okay? Guys, happy to be alive. Can everyone take a deep breath for me? Hold. And release. And one more. In for three. Hold for three. Out for three. In for three. Hold for three. Out for three. Wow, doesn't that feel great? Okay. Everyone shut the hell up. Here's what we're talking about today. It was a beaver moon. And if you see shit around my mouth, it's just my ointment. The beaver moon. And I'm not going to do AI overview. We're actually going to go to animamundi.com. Herbals.com. It's a blog. Any woo-woo girl with a blog, I kind of trust. And this is an apothecary. Yeah. On November 5th, which was last week, the dialectic of desire between Taurus and Scorpio ignites our atmosphere with the Taurus full moon. Which I don't even claim to understand how all the shiftings of the moon and positioning of the moon, and how that affects, or what it is. Because when I think of Taurus season, or something in a Taurus moon, then it's like May. Anyways, when Mars is in Uranus, I don't know what the planets are doing. They're sucking, licking on each other. I don't fucking know. We're going to read this. This lunation, I like that word, lunation, could bring all sorts of temptations and possibilities of adventure our way, with a strong bias towards doing something unexpected. Mars opposite Uranus could push us over the edge into riskier territory, than usual, which may be just what we need to break with stale patterns of thought and behavior. On the other hand, a serious consideration of where our actions may lead us is also warranted as Mercury prepares to station retrograde on November 9th. Okay, that was yesterday. Signifying a second look at our actions or the unearthing of previously unknown information. Okay. So basically what me and my friend, I had a girls weekend this past weekend with some of my college besties, and it was so restorative and so, so amazing. And I'm always coming on to this fucking sure microphone and telling y'all to book the girls trip. Book the girls trip. I'm serious. Like get them together and don't just do like, let's go out, have some quality time. So this past weekend, me and the girls were in. in Maine. Maine is a beautiful state. We had a damn blast. All the leaves were so beautiful. I literally, there was one moment we were all driving in the car to go get lobster. Do I like lobster? No. Did I buy a bunch of shit with lobsters on it? Yeah, I did. Because it's for the memories. We were driving in the car to go get lobster and the leaves are all beautiful and it's like blowing in the wind. We were right by this lake and we're all in the car together, jammed pack because there's six of us. And my friend Steph, we call her Shrek, Shrek is driving and we were listening to Dochi and I was just like, what else could you need? It's gonna make me cry again. I love my friends. How lucky am I? Okay. We were on a girl's trip and all of us, I would say pretty much all of us, we're on a spectrum of like super woo-woo to, all right, what is this? All right, I'll dabble. You know what I mean? That's the spectrum. I'm somewhere in the middle. My friend Emily led us through this like Oracle card pulling and Oracle's kind of new to me. Drew and Dace talk about Oracle cards and I've never, I don't know why I always gravitate towards Tarot. Maybe that's just because Tarot feels more familiar. It's the same cards in every deck or at least I think. With Oracle, I know they can be kind of different depending on the deck and, you know, whatever you need is whatever you pull, whatever. We all did an Oracle card pulling and therefore kind of a reading, but you go into the Oracle card with like a certain question in mind and if you don't have a question, then it's what do I need to know? And dude, y'all, each one of us went in so open-minded and so like locked in, like we were serious to what the possibilities could be. When I tell you each one of us got such a specific reading of exactly what we needed to hear, I don't like, look, dude, I know it's a spectrum of like how woo-woo you can get. Shit like that really pushes you towards the edge of like, we are so powerful. And I think also just all of us women being together, being open with each other. And as we would pull, we would talk about it. You know, like my friend Emily led it and then we would sit across and her and then she would be like, what's coming up for you? And we would talk about it. And that brings you closer, you know, and all the girls in the room would be like, it's just so good. It's so cute. And all of us cried, of course. And then at the end of the night, my friend Alyssa led us into kind of explaining what the beaver moon is. And basically she said, there's two paths. One is letting go. So we were journaling, we were writing our shit down. And the Oracle card is kind of to you like a thought starter or to kind of answer a question if you hit a roadblock in journaling or whatever. And she said that one half, one option is release, letting go, write down all the things that you plan on letting go that no longer serve you that are maybe weighing you down. Things that are out of your control that you try to bring into your, you know, sphere of control, write it down and burn it, release it. And we all did this under the moon. There was a big, beautiful moon in Maine we were right by the water and listening to the ocean and just like doing this. And then the other option was to operate from an abundance mindset. And that's, and this is something, I mean, I'm really like going deep with y'all here. That was kind of what I gravitated towards because I genuinely think that is how you should navigate life. Like I operate from a place of abundance. I take care of my friends, family, our health, like everything will work out versus from a scarcity mindset where it's like, you're all what you always feel maybe in competition with other people or you're jealous or you're worried that you'll be left out or there's not enough for you. Or, you know, it's just like this mindset, like genuinely operating from, I know things will work out. They always do. And they'll work out exactly how they're supposed to. That's I, I about that. And I wrote down honestly, like manifestations and we did this whole thing, like next to the water. I like spoken in my water and then I drank my moon water. It was awesome. It was freaking awesome. So I thought, well, okay. So that was kind of our restorative weekend. So amazing. So woo woo, many tears, many laughs. And I peed in my pants from laughing so hard. I wanted my own deck of Oracle cards. And so we went to this woo woo store somewhere. And I think we're in Georgetown, not Georgetown, Bath, maybe Bath, Maine, all those little tiny towns. I don't know. They all kind of blended together. We were supposed to go to Portland, but that was an hour away. So nevermind. I went to this woo woo shop and I got Oracle cards. Now, can you guess the theme of the Oracle cards I got? If you guessed dragon, you guessed correct. I got dragon Oracle cards. Duh. And I thought it would be a fun exercise. To pull my own. And this dragon book, this dragon Oracle cards guidebook tells you how to do it. And there's a three card spread you can do. I mean, there's a bunch of different spreads. Seven cards feels kind of intimidating. You can do just one. I think I'm going to do, I think I'm going to do three. I'm laughing, but this shit's serious. Okay. So let me read the intro to this book. You guys get where I'm coming from. Dragons can protect and care for us, be our friends and companions and help in a myriad of other ways. They can physically clear lower energies around us and travel with us at night. If we go through the astral realms, this means they can burn up frightening emotional memories so that we don't have to experience them again. Where is the dragon for eons? Psychic artists have drawn or painted dragons with remarkable consistency. What we see in dragon pictures is exactly what they look like because they are of the angelic kingdom with open, generous hearts. They have wings for etheric wings are extensions of the heart center. So I wonder if we're operating from this as a sort of truth. Why are dragons seen as hoarding treasure? I wonder where that stereotype, who the fuck is stereotyping dragons into greedy monsters? I refuse. I refuse. You can see different kinds of dragons in these cards and you may be surprised and delighted by the variety of colors they have and energies they display. Oh my God. Do we have a personal dragon? All of us have a personal dragon who stays with us throughout our incarnations. Guys, everyone has a dragon. Just like our guardian angel, it stays in the background until we acknowledge it. Everybody got a dragon and an angel and a minion. Everyone has their own personal guidance minion. Minion guide. Like a spirit guide or a guardian angel, I have a guardian minion. Our dragon is usually the same element as our current astrological sign. So if I'm a Taurus, that means I have an earth dragon. Does that mean he's brown like poop? Does that mean he's a poop dragon? He's like in the mud and like dung and shit. I don't want an earth dragon. You know what? I'm not going to talk shit on my dragon. I like my earth dragon. Dragons grow as we do. So they change element with us. And this is part of their spiritual growth and learning. If you're an earth sign, you will probably have an earth dragon. Damn it. However, if you need a fire dragon to fulfill your life mission, one will be with you. These rules seem kind of arbitrary. These rules seem like, and then if you need a dragon, you can have one. Honestly, I'm kind of getting my life because I needed to hear this. I needed to hear that I have a personal guardian minion dragon dragon. My dragon's yellow and blue and is wearing overalls. Can my dragon be like Zootopia? What does this say? If you need to be more psychic and intuitive in your life, a water dragon will come to you. Dude. Okay. I'm going to manifest a water dragon because I think I need that. If you need to be grounded or to make your ideas come to fruition, your dragon will have earth qualities, period. And for all of you bitches who say I'm Hufflepuff, keep lying because I don't think you can be talking shit about me. I'm not talking shit about you. I'm talking shit about Taurus and Hufflepuff. Like Taurus has to be Ravenclaw. I have to be at least Ravenpuff, right? Like what the fuck? I cannot be Hufflepuff if I'm a Taurus. I'm too logical. I'm too like reason oriented and I can be super emotional. However, I am a Taurus. Whatever. If you need to communicate clearly or inspirationally, an air dragon will be by your side and your personal dragon may have more than one element. Okay. Enough of this. Enough of this shit. We're going to pull one. How do you use the cards? These cards will attune you to the different dragons. They will also offer you guidance about your daily life, your soul mission, your ascension path, and how you can serve the planet. If you have a specific question, mentally ask it. If you don't have a question, ask for general guidance. Okay. I'm going to ask, let me prep my space right here and I'll show you guys what I pull. Okay. I'm not going to leave you guys out. Shuffle the cards, spread them out. Pick a card with your non-dominant hand. okay i also in this place this little store i found fairy fairy oracle cards i feel like that's a little too i feel like fairy oracle cards that's for dicking around right like i'm not really serious about this i'm just kind of having fun like you bring them to the function to the party the dragon oracle cards that's for like serious life that's for like wait i'm actually going the fuck through it like i actually need help how do the tarot girls on tiktok shuffle these they always look so like they'll do one of these i guess that was easier than i thought it was gonna be but i'm serious uh the fairy cards will be like oh you know maybe i'm with friends we're a little high the dragon ones please don't hey hey please don't touch the dragon cards ah put those down those are mommy's don't touch mommy's dragon oracle cards okay i'm gonna spread these out and i'm gonna do the thing where you um heat up your hands y'all know about this you heat up your hands to to get your energy into your hands and then you select a card so i'm gonna do that and i wonder what moon is after taurus are there any if i'm losing any of you guys you need to lock in okay if i'm losing any of you guys you need to lock in okay if i'm losing any of you guys you need to lock in okay if i'm losing any of you guys you need to lock in okay if i'm losing any of you to the woo woo i'm gonna pull this card and you're gonna be amazed actually hold on let me set my intention universe tell me what i need to know it's right here i think it's this one bitch what the fuck are earth dragons i literally pulled earth dragon after i just talked shit after i said i don't want a fucking earth dragon the earth dragon is exactly what i needed are you out of your mind clears your path and the land around you and it's sick can you zoom in on that the earth dragon's fucking cool clears your path and the land around you stay grounded be ready to serve stuck energy is clearing you're not alone you're not alone you're not alone you're not alone you're not alone you're not alone you're not alone you're not alone you're not alone you can move forward in life holy shit okay let's read about the earth dragon should i do a three card spread no let me start here guys this is nuts did i not just say like okay like can we actually zoom out for a second that's crazy of all the cards how many cards are in this fucking deck a billion out of one billion cards i pulled the earth dragon no it's got to be like 50 44 cards i pulled fucking and you saw me shuffle them okay sorry i'm gagged earth dragon is on page 18 shit i didn't pull with my non-dominant hand whatever it was meant to be fourth dimensional earth dragons are brown the color of the soil did i not say that as well i swear to god i didn't read this before they love the planet and the land itself it was these sturdy dragons who helped to build the original dragon line that we now call ley lines so when did when did the ley lines colonized a dragon okay maybe i need maybe i skipped that chapter part of their service work is to travel along them to clear them when asked to do so when we send an instruction to the earth dragons to work with the ley lines they can power away under the surface to clear any blockages this impacts hugely on people and situations in the vicinity okay grammar is good isn't the it's okay they can also help to ground us in our mission in this life oh i like this i like this here's the guidance it is time to clear unwanted energies that are preventing your life from moving forward some of these may be in the earth under your home or office or where you travel call on the earth dragons and ask them to remove all that is not in accordance with divine light now see that's that gets kind of tricky because what if one of the blockages is someone that you really love and you don't love them and you don't love them and you don't love and care about that's when it gets tough then sense the frequency rising within the land and on your path this card also suggests you may be called on to do planetary service work as the earth dragons will take the opportunity to cleanse any ley lines you focus on take a moment to direct them to clear the planetary grid and visualize the grid glowing and shimmering what the fuck when you walk think of the earth dragons and connect with them through the through the earth ask them to ground you and your vision for this card signifies that they are now boosting your spiritual journey and you are ready to fly notice the progress you make that's t i like that i like notice the progress you make because that honestly my friend camille kept saying that over the weekend she was like it's so evident that like you've done so much work on specifically like de-centering men and like being on that shit like i i genuinely believe i will be okay i will be okay either way like i really do believe that and it took me a long time to get there and a lot of like weird changes and and also opportunities and moments that have brought me and my friends closer because i always say this like i don't want to sound like a broken girl boss pinterest tj maxx record but like at the end of the day no one has you like your girls and i mean that a man will always disappoint a man will always disappoint a man will always disappoint a man will always disappoint shelter you from people that love you in a negative way will take up all of your emotional energy and give you very little back if anything at all your girls re revitalize you they restore you they challenge you they make you better they call you out when you're on some bullshit they make you they point out your great qualities and they help you when you're not doing well i think about you know that fucking thing of like is it embarrassing to have a boyfriend now yeah it kind of is it kind of is why is having a boyfriend republican that fucking tweet it's true and i don't i do know when that shift happened but the standard has just become so and i don't mean this as like it is impossible but as the current state of affairs with men stands it is impossible for a woman to live up to a very plausible standard a great man is just the average woman so yeah that's actually period earth dragon earth dragon is it's grounding me in what actually is important and what's important is my friendships and how i feel about myself at the end of the day this is what's coming up for me this past weekend was very grounding for me because these girls are the ones that are going to be the ones that are going to be the ones that have known me since before the internet shit you know what i mean like they've seen me through a lot of seasons of life and me me for them as well so it is very grounding to go back to girl we know who you are you know not that i'm anything that i'm not or i'm i'm acting a certain way but it just is different than how it was and it was also i mean we were in college seven eight years ago coming up on a decade that's really really slay i'm excited to be 40 not so much for the like my back's gonna hurt but like to be 40 with my girls oh my god okay let's pull two more i don't know if i want to let me let me do it again okay i'm gonna reshuffle them this is honestly gag especially when you go from like tell me what i need to see tell me show me what i need to hear or show me when when in you and can i say something why is benson boone hot when did he get hot and i know i know i know whatever but look at him okay okay this feels this feels shuffled to me okay i'm gonna spread these out once more and this time i'm gonna pick with my non-dominant hand have y'all ever seen a psychic do you do you like that kind of what are y'all's opinions on psychics because i've seen a psychic i told y'all about it and that that bitch was right okay that bitch really nailed it on the head and that scares me and i say bitch as in like that's my girl okay here we go um okay she's fucking period dusky pink dragon from andromeda andromeda what the hell dusky pink dragon i got the femme dragon and she's holding a cricket prepares all your chakras to embody higher love accept and radiate higher love touch others with its flame now let's pick one more this one i think the top this top one over here silver dragon what the hell silver dragon it'll illuminates your potential with higher light access untapped resources look into your soul see higher possibilities this feels like kind of a throwaway dragon card okay here's my spread. Here's my spread. Let's read about my dragons. Earth dragon was gag. Dusky pink dragon from Andromeda. What the hell is Andromeda? Seventh dimensional dragons. It's not funny. What the hell? Receiving this card indicates that you are ready for higher love. The dusky pink dragons from Andromeda are suggesting it is time for you to carry this luminous light in all your spiritual energy centers. Touch your stellar gateway, soul star, causal, crown, third eye, throat, heart, solar plexus, navel, sacral, base, and earth star chakras in turn, breathing in dusky pink and affirming, I accept and radiate higher love. As you do so, have a sense of these dragons breathing pink into all your chakras. You become a flame of ineffable pink love. Be aware you now have the power to touch everyone you meet with the flame of spiritual love. Know that when you work with the dusky pink dragons from Andromeda, you can make a huge difference to the ascension of the planet. What the hell? They carry the vibration of transcendent love. If we are ready for their light, they circle around us and when they pour this special energy into our chakras, our aura will be transformed. Our aura is illuminated by a glorious pink light. These dragons also work with crickets who come from the same constellation. That's really sweet. Their song carries the codes of higher love from Andromeda and their mission is to bathe the natural world in this vibration. Okay, I interpret this as I've done the work. I've done the work. I no longer am in a place of this person so much of me and like I'm empty. Like truly, you know, that's from a scarcity mindset. I'm going full blown fucking woo woo. Y'all need to strap in. I operate from I gave this person love and even if it didn't work out, they probably needed that love. Like they needed to feel, they needed to bask in the warmth of my light because I am warm and I am light. And if they needed it, it's no love lost to me. Okay. I've changed my thinking on that because I used to be like, hey, I did all this shit for him and he's fucking angry, but he's whatever. Girl, I cut you off. We don't talk anymore. I wish you the best on your way. Go terrorize someone else. Okay. If I gave you, if I was able to crack through even just a little bit and like make you see that you're acting crazy and that I'm a crack that formed, you know, in this weird facade of like male manipulator, just drop the act. Like you don't have to be like this. Just be fucking normal. Anyway, I released that and I have so much more love to give where that comes from. That's what comes up for the dusky pink dragon from Andromeda. Thank you with her cricket. Silver dragon. Guys, this is awesome. Silver dragon. This is like the longest TikTok tarot reading ever. I can start pulling cards for you guys on TikTok. I wish I could go live. TikTok, if someone from TikTok's watching, can you please unban me from going live? I have things to say to my audience. I have community to build. I have things to say. Jesus. All right. What is it? Silver dragon. Page 56. I honestly, I need to give the fairy cards a spin. Illuminates your potential with higher light. Fifth dimensional shimmering silver dragons radiate divine feminine light and gentle qualities. They exude harmlessness, love, peace, tranquility, balance, gentleness, and calmness. If we are ready, they surround our aura in a soft, pure silver light that enables us to retain these divine feminine qualities. They also reflect our true self and highest potential back to us, which is another thing I've kind of been like, what is next for me? Like, there are so many things I want to do, but I find it hard. It's like the fucking fig tree or it's the fig tree from the bell jar. That whole metaphor of like, there's so many opportunities and choices that I get gridlock. Like I freeze up and then I don't pick anything. So yeah, this enables us to see the essence of our soul and discover aspects of ourselves we did not know existed. We are reminded of our divine magnificence and may catch a glimpse of the mighty soul or even monad. I am presence to which we belong. I'm scared to Google that. I'm scared to Google monad. I might just let monad rest. Okay. Here's the guidance to my silver dragon. Your fifth dimensional soul blueprint contains the keys and codes of your gifts, talents, wisdom, and powers. Much of this is locked away and unused. Say that. Receiving this card suggests that it is time for some of this potential to be ignited and brought forward into your life. You are ready to reveal yourself and be who you truly can be. Sit quietly and see or sense the shimmering silver dragon who has come to you. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it. I kind of went, and can I say something fucked up before I go back into this? Fourth wing, I know, whatever. However you guys feel about that. Yeah. However, that first time I read fourth wing and Tern showed up, I literally remember finishing that book being like, it is so fucking unfair that I can't have a dragon. It is so fucking, like literally so unfair that Tern is just there for her. And like, she's kind of a brat and she's kind of insufferable. I'm awesome. Why don't I get dragon? Why don't I get a fucking cool dragon? And Tern was kind of sexy, by the way. Tern was sexy. Okay. This kind of like immortal, infinite wisdom, but still kind of, it was giving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps a little bit. Am I talking? Guys, don't, don't be against me in this. Someone has to see what I mean. Like there was a weird sexual, well, whatever. Anyway, that's who I'm imagining. Okay. Sexy, sexy, Tern, silver dragon. Okay. And you know, those things where it's like Nick Wilde is a real person and they draw him as a real person. I like those. And I, and I like those TikToks and sometimes I favorite them. Y'all don't know what I'm doing on God's TikTok app. Okay. It's a lot of, again, I'm 16. I'm 16. I never grew up. Allow it to reflect back to you the hidden aspects of your higher possibilities. This may or may not be a conscious process, but it will inspire you to express your essence and transform your life. Be ready to develop any gifts or qualities that the dragon draws to your attention. You may surprise yourself. Okay. This deck's awesome. Honestly, this is kind of, how much of this is take it or leave it. I will say this spread right here is kind of everything I needed to, like, it's very, confirming. It's very affirming. It's inspiring. Okay. I got my earth dragon, my, my love dragon and my silver work dragon. It covers pretty much everything. This is awesome. Thank you. Dragon Oracle. Thank you. Dragon spirit. You're freaking awesome. Okay. I have some things to Google naturally. Number one, who is Monad? What is Monad? Monad philosophy. As originally conceived by the Pythagoreans, Pythagoreans, the Monad is therefore supreme being divinity or the totality of all things. Whoa. The circled dot was used by the Pythagoreans and later Greeks to represent the first metaphysical being the Monad or the absolute. The term Monad, am I saying that super American? Is it Monad? From ancient Greek Monis, unity and Monos alone is used in some cosmic philosophy and cosmogony to refer to a most basic or original substance. As originally conceived by the Pythagoreans, the Monad is therefore supreme being divinity and the totality of all things. According to some philosophers, there are infinite Monads, which are the basic and immense forces, elementary particles, or simplest units that make up the universe. The Euclidean symbolism of the centered sphere also concerns the secular debate on the existence of a center of the universe. The idea of the Monad is also reflected in the demiurge or the belief of one supreme being that brought about the creation of the universe. I've never heard of any of these terms, even though the concepts are kind of, are very basically understood, you know, the basic theories of like, There was one thing that created the universe. No, it was a combination. cosmic random anomaly it was this is science running its course like who fucking knows i think this whole like cosmic philosophy is an interesting way of putting it because i'm used to seeing it through the lens of religion and can i just pontificate really quick is the lens is the religious lens should we be grateful like the people who were raised religious should we be grateful that we at least were given a system to see the world through now however damaging or prejudiced that system is it was a system nonetheless and you can spend the rest of your life unlearning your religion or i had a friend in college who was not raised religious and for the rest of his life i remember him telling me like i feel so spiritually empty like i have nothing to do with religion i feel so spiritually empty like i have nothing to do with religion i feel so spiritually empty like i have nothing to do with religion i feel so spiritually he took so many philosophy classes and like you know the classic white guy like i studied buddhism i studied hinduism i studied this i studied this catholicism intrigued me like all these things and nothing stuck because it felt like he was just sampling like taste testing cultures and that was also another interesting thing he said is this doesn't feel like religion as much as it feels like culture and then i started to reflect on how little culture i have because i mean you know we're like there is a culture there but that's a complicated gray area of what is american culture there are unique things to america that only could have happened from the beautiful huge melting pot that america is versus without immigrants like what is america so and i would argue that what makes american culture american is the fact that it's from everywhere you know we don't have centuries-old traditions we don't have centuries-old traditions we don't have centuries-old traditions like celtic traditions or germanic or arabic or whatever it is that that go back for thousands of years you know we don't have that so i feel like america may do but you miss out on anyway back to what i was saying seeing the world through no religion almost made him feel more lost than growing up with a religion and leaving it because you definitely feel lost then but you at least have some wobbly legs to stand on i don't know a very interesting question and a lot of these concepts i feel like are better had person to person these conversations are better had person to person but still fun to pontificate on um we have about 10 minutes left i want a book club really quick i finished perfume by who wrote that perfume book patrick suskend this was published in 1985 this book is crazy this book is crazy it was a quick read uh my friend told me to read it and i was actually gifted this by a professor at one of the schools that i did a college show at her and i had a great she and i had a great uh conversation backstage just about books whatever and she came with gifts for me how fucking sweet how sweet is that and it was her personal copy it was used it was written in and she wrote it to me to britney hope you enjoy what the fuck is this people are so kind um i finally read it bitch gag gag what the hell this is one of the this book does not fit into any genre that i personally have ever read or am acquainted with and by the way i am gonna go to the bookstore after this so i just got really excited i get to go to the bookstore i'm gonna go to the bookstore i'm gonna get i'm gonna get a bookmark and i'm gonna get a new book because i like to match the bookmark that i'm reading i like to the book that i'm reading i like to match the bookmark to it so when i was reading or when i'm going to read edgar allen poe um the house the fall of the house of usher i got this edgar allen poe bookmark very excited about that i have a sherlock holmes bookmark that i use when i read sherlock holmes i have this dark academia one i just got that has like memento mori on it very very cute and by that i mean an actual memento mori of like the skull and you know whatever and then oh when i was reading red rising i had this like 3d space bookmark i love that shit it's the little things in life do more whimsical things for yourself like that i love that bullshit this book i have never read anything like it it's a thriller it's like a murder story it literally is called perfume the story of a murderer but it's not what you think because i was like oh it's fucking you know true crime or like historical crime fiction it's none of those things i and as an olfactory sort of you know i have an interest in fragrance and all this this was such a crazy it was a crazy book i would i would really recommend it i gave it four stars on goodreads kept my attention uh inside the mind of someone who is so extraordinarily gifted that the world doesn't know what to do with him and in turn makes him into a monster not to go back to frankenstein but something similar you know of like someone who could have been so pure of heart and such a a force of good in the world had the world not corrupted him first right like an interesting chicken and the egg question okay what am i reading right now wuthering heights wuthering heights wuthering heights wow this is a book and i got this from uh this copy from a secondhand bookstore so it's kind of beat to hell but y'all this it smells like old bookstores and this was published this edition was published in 2003 22 years ago this is 22 years old and i mean it's just been beat to hell but how cool is that that it's it's secondhand and uh this was originally published in 1847 1847 and this is set the story takes place around 1778 what the fuck and it's accessible i am 94 pages into this i think it's like 300 this copy i have is like 307 pages but it's tiny very very very not what i was expecting okay doesn't bella read wuthering heights in they tried to make or stephanie meyer tried to make some comparisons maybe between wuthering heights and the twilight story i get it but this is so not what i was expecting this is a gothic like i don't know if it would be considered horror it's definitely a gothic romance but it's fucking weird i don't know i don't know i'm really getting my it took me a second i will be honest took me a second to get back into it because coming off of perfume you know like when you read any classic it's like whoa what let me situate myself within this world because the writing is definitely 1840s and at times this one has a little disclaimer in the back which is actually really really nice of notes to the text it says wuthering heights was first published in london in 1847 it appeared as the first two volumes of a three-volume set the third volume of which was agnes gray by emily bronte's younger sister anne subsidized by their authors these volumes appeared as the work of ellis and acton bell to sell it more right so you had to publish under a man's name or no one would give it a shot also people fucking hated wuthering heights when it came out and now look and now look because she was a woman i genuinely don't even get me started a second commercial edition of wuthering heights alone appeared in 1850 with emily bronte's name on the title page it was edited by charlotte bronte who brought joseph's speech closer to standard english joseph is a servant he's he's one of the servants in this book and he speaks in a very northern english dialect like and she writes it phonetically which is fucking crazy like writing it down as it sounds and even i like i fancy myself to be a bit more acquainted with the variety of english the myriad of english dialects better than the average american but that i am nowhere near like being i've never been immersed in it you know what i mean this is all purely from i'm a fan of people and things from you know like sam fields is from north shields like sam fender is from north shields that accent is very particular like the geordie accent is very particular the mancunian accent is very particular liverpudlian very different from essex from you know like uh um how that differs from like how would you describe k1 talks or even like leah leah's boyfriend miguel his accent is very specific to you know what i'm saying so anyway she wrote one of these characters phonetically how someone from the north would talk and it's very confusing and so when i found i was like what are you there's translations it was awesome the present text reprints the 1847 edition with minor emendations like most editors since 1911 its editor assumes that it is far closer to emily bronte's intentions than the 1850s edition, though we know that she was not satisfied with it. The following notes include translations of dialect and notation of a few emendations of the 1847 text that may have substantive, substantive, substantive ramifications. So you go through and I found myself referencing that a lot. I highlighted something that I wanted to share. And yes, I highlight my books. Okay, so there's an admission. If you haven't read this, I'm not going to spoil it, obviously, but it is a love story. There is a line where she says, this is the famous one that everybody's like, oh, Wuthering Heights. And I was like, oh, I'm on that page. It would degrade me to marry Heathcliff now, so he shall never know how I love him. And that, not because he's handsome, Nellie, but because he's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Fuck you. Fuck you. Here's another one. You know how in one of the last episodes, I actually read a passage from Perfume where he's talking about sitting in a church and he's high and he's having like an egomaniac episode. He thinks himself bigger and better than God. And he's sitting in this church taking in like the olfactory. Senses of his environment, which is like the incense and the myrrh and whatever. And he's noting like this shit is cheap and it's a blend. It's not even real. It's synthetic. It's fake. It's like, it smells like shit in here. And like this, this stupid stench of humans everywhere, butt sweat and pit sweat and all this. He's, he's sitting here thinking, how much better am I than all of these people? And, uh, that kind of, to me, I guess verges on like an egomaniac can, the only reason he's having that sort of like revelation. Can I talk? The only reason he's having that revelation is because he is a genius, albeit a very misled genius, but he is very smart. And he's sitting here having this egomaniac like monologue. And I found that really intriguing. Well, here's something else. This is something, a part of, uh, Wuthering Heights that kind of had a similar effect on me where I was like, how interesting is that? And it's also this kind of tongue in cheek. Like, I highlighted this because this is someone talking about, it's a very religious society that they're living in. And someone's like, you're going to burn in hell or something similar. Like you're going to rot in hell. And the guy who's receiving the insults like, okay, I don't give a fuck. That's basically the energy of this passage I'm about to read. He says, have mercy on your own soul. I said, endeavoring to snatch the glass from his hand because he's, he's drinking. Then the other guy says, not I on the contrary, I shall have great pleasure in sending it to perdition to punish its maker. Talking about his own soul, have mercy on your own soul. Not I on the contrary, I shall have great pleasure in sending it to perdition to punish its maker. Here's to its hearty damnation. And he slams the drink back. Talking about your soul, like it, your, your soul's pronouns, it itself. He was like, fuck my soul, bitch. I don't give a fuck. Give me the brandy. Give me the brandy. We live in hell. Fuck my dumb ass, immortal soul. Not my problem. I laughed. Anyway, Wuthering Heights, way darker than I thought. Way, way, way darker, which I like because I'm really into, I've been, you know, honestly, kind of started with a picture of Dorian Gray. I don't know how far back I read that, but damn, that shit kind of changed my life. And then I went to Ireland, saw all of the Oscar Wilde shit. Damn, they didn't understand you, King. They didn't understand you. And you were kind of, you know, sexting with teenagers, which is a little crazy, but you know, they didn't get you. Hey, you were kind of a pervert, but they didn't. Well, maybe they did get you. Maybe they kind of pinned you, right? Who knows? Okay. Wuthering Heights, I'm about a third of the way through. I'll keep y'all updated, I'm sure, by next time. I'll talk to you. I'll be done with it. And I think that'll do it for me. Please be on the lookout for the Royal Court coming out this week. Broski.shop for merch. And keep in mind, something exciting coming in the next three weeks. We've got a Patreon. If you want these episodes ad-free, go to the Patreon. Just do it. Y'all complained at me. There it is. There it is. We have an official Broski Nation playlist if you want to go listen to that on Spotify. And with that, here are my songs of the week. Don't eat. Don't. I will get to it. You got to give me a second. Let me digest it and then I will get to it. We will do a full Rosalia breakdown because, oh my God, I posted on my Instagram story two days ago when it came out and I was like, this genuinely, there are not enough words to convey how deeply in tune with herself she is. And it really comes across in this album. Like, I spent so much time with her own soul. And this is, to me, like, there's nothing better than when you hear a piece of music and you're like, this is a piece of them. This is a piece of her that she is so kind enough to share with us. The lyrics, I need to dive into the lyrics a little bit more because holy fuck, I'm definitely going to get a Lux tattoo. I just need to figure out what it is. I need to figure out which line is the most impactful. I'll get back to you guys in a minute. I'm going to get back to you guys in a minute. I'm going to get back to you guys on that. Some of my favorites off the album, though, are, I keep going back to Porcelana. Porcelana is fantastic. Mio Cristo Piange Diamante. That song makes me cry, but it's also a banger. De Madruga. That's a classic Rosalia song. Like, she's done that live before. Like, I know the fucking choreography she does to it. Like, that's a classic. Sauvignon Blanc, very cute. Very like, I love being a girl. I was crying on the plane. La Rumba del Perdón. Wow. Wow. Wow. Magnolias. That shit made me cry. And why did she end both Molto Mami and Lux with two songs about flowers? Okay. Much to discuss. Sakura on the other album. Magnolias on this one. Sexo Violencia y Llantas. Fantastic. And La Perla. La Perla is fucking tea. I need to, I need to dive into it more. And Berjain. That's, that's honestly, to me, that was the correct single, which is rare. Honestly, when I listen to someone's album and I'm like, you picked that? That is the single. Why? And I guess I get it, but usually I'm talking about with this album. Absolutely. That was the correct single. Like, it fully encapsulates everything and it's a good taste test. I just, wow. Another one that I have been listening to a lot lately is, what's that song by Ray? Well, I'm still on my McGee shit. That song by, Five Star Hotels by Ray and Mahalia. I love that song. That's been a, and then just K1 in general. Okay. I think that's it for me this week, you guys. Thanks for reading my Dragon Oracle with me. I'm going to go pull from my fairy deck. When is, when is too much? Like, when do you pull? I mean, I guess you can go into kind of like spiritual psychosis and be like, I need to pull every fucking, I need to pull multiple times a day. I'm not going to do that. I'm only going to pull when I feel like, what do I need to know? Okay. Thanks guys. I will talk to you next week. Bye.