Do It Again, You’re Out of the House

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It's mission, to explore strange new bits, to seek out weirdos, wild stories, and bad decisions, and to boldly go where no sane podcast, HR department, or legal team has gone before. - Hey! - You two are bad friends. - Who are these two idiots? - I'm a white dude. I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. - You two are something. - We're bad friends. - Whoa! - Don't. Is mine facing the right way? - Yeah, it is. - What do you have makeup on? - 'Cause I'm going out after. - She's gonna go bowling. - Wait, who are you going bowling with? - Her friend. - Oh, she's going bowling. - I'm going out after. - Oh. - She's going bowling. - Her friend. - Some friends. - Yeah, yeah. - You going out on a date? - No, just friends. - You're going out on a date? - No. - Yeah, you're fidgety. I know you're going out on a date. - No. - Who's the guy? - No one. - Welcome back to bad friends. - The one that she likes is in Hawaii. - Oh my. - Right? - No. - The one that you like is in Hawaii. - No. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Boy, hi, oh. You have a crush on him. That's all he says. Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. Hawaii and Rudy. You're on a different wavelength than I am, dude. I don't know if I can do it. You're overwhelmingly. Welcome back to Bad Friends. Yes. I'm a Ferengi. And this one is a Cardinal. That's the end. Where are the dilithium crystals? Where are they, Rudy? Where are they? I don't know. Where are your boyfriends? Where are your BBC boyfriends? BBC. It's our six-year anniversary. You want to go inside my black hole? Welcome to my black hole. Welcome. There's poo in there. Dude, six years we've been doing this fun show. It's fun. And bringing you guys fun. Star Wars, bitch. Star Wars, bitch. Don't do it. I'm Darth. I'm Darth. What a night to have. It's a Star Trek six-year anniversary. We've got Rudy Jules over here. Beam me down, dog. There it is. Hell yeah. Yeah, dude. The variation of the shocker. I got it. He's got it. Do you see Bad Bunny or what? Whoa. What's yours say? Did you see Bad Bunny? I saw Bad Bunny. I saw Bad Bunny. I saw Bad Bunny. I saw Bad Bunny. You know what? You better sing at least one song from him. Such a good performance. I saw Turning Point. I did. It was great. I was on True Social, baby. You know what? Kevin Spacey did a little number. He wore a tuxedo. He did a little dance. He had a top hat. You know what else? John Voight did a scene from Midnight Cowboy. Whoa. Yeah, it was great. That was awesome. It was awesome, dude. Yeah, well. I saw Turning Point. While a lot of Americans were watching Bad Bunny ruin the halftime show, Bobby and I were tuned in to Turning Point to see Kid Rock rip the stage. Yeah. What's up, America? Yeah. Sick of these liberal turds. Yeah. And that lady that took eighth in American Idol, she was great, too. She was great. Dude, Bad Bunny ripped. He ripped, dude. It was so hot. He's a hot guy. He's a hot guy, yeah. Just walking through the woods. You're a good actor, too. You know my favorite thing about the Bad Bunny thing? What? That made me laugh? They had a marketplace, like a little convenience store in the background, and it said, we accept EBT. I was like, that's so funny. That's so funny. Yeah. It was in neon. Did you not see that? It was so funny. EBT accepted at the Bad Bunny halftime show. Super Bowl was one of the worst Super Bowls I think I've ever seen in my entire life. I didn't know who played it. Who won? Nobody. Nobody won. Everyone lost. It was bullshit. No, who won? Seahawks? Who won? Seattle did win. They did? Yeah. Well, congratulations to Seattle. Who cares? I don't care. Shitty Super Bowl. Yeah. It was boring. What I'm more interested in right now is how bad I feel about last night. I boned you. I boned you bad. I boned him good. I feel bad. He fucked me. Well, I feel- Okay, so here's- Can I tell? Yeah. Go ahead. No, we went to the premiere of Goat, our new animated movie that Bobby and I played the announcers, Chuck and Rusty. Please go see Goat. It's out February 13th? Yep. I think. Yeah, two days ago. Two days ago. Two days ago. It's out in the theater still. Please go see it. Yeah. You finished it, right? Yeah. You went home halfway through. They didn't even sit us in the same theater. That's what pissed me off. I was alone, right? Sitting there with a big bag of popcorn. I was like, oh, the celebrity is far away from me. You had a lot of celebrity. You guys could have taken us. Huh? You guys both have plus ones, and you could have taken us. There was so many- Yeah, we could have- No, we couldn't have. It was sold out. No, all the seats were filled. Sold out, sold filled. Did you like it? I loved it. I love it too. I actually thought it was awesome. Yeah, yeah. But I called you afterwards. Your voice came out first. Do you remember? What do you mean? In the beginning of the movie, I could hear your voice in the background of the theater. In the far background. Yeah. And I was like, there's Andrew. Don't you got the biggest pops? No, I didn't. And one of the guy's sons said to me at the after party, because we have friends that have kids that showed up, and I was like, did you like the movie? And he goes, yeah. And I said, did you like the announcers? He goes, oh, yeah. And I said, which one did you like more? Did you like the big one or the little one? And he goes, I like the little one. And I said, good. Oh, wow, that's good. That's good. That's good. Because he plays the little tiny one. You ripped. Honestly, it's cute and sweet and funny. Yeah. I hope people go see it. It's a fun animated movie. Bring your- So the way he fucked me was, so then Saturday night- Oh, time out. First of all, that night after the movie, we were supposed to go to a little after get together. Nick Kroll, all these people that are in the movie go. I call him. I say, where are you? Are you lost? Do you not know where to go? It's literally in the same complex. I'm already at home. I'm in bed. Yeah, I was already in bed. He bailed halfway through the movie. I was alone. One of the women working there goes, your friend left. I said, where did he go? She goes, I think home. He got in his driver car and he left. But then we were told the next night was like a wrap party, but it was a screening. No, it wasn't. During the day was. I know, but this is what he says to me, this lying bastard. Well, it's not a lie. It's what I was told. They were like, screenings all day and don't come. Spank. My boy Spank. Shout out to Spank. Spank goes, don't need to go. It's a screening. Anyway, I get a call going, a car's picking you up at 6.15. I go, where are we going? He goes, you're going to the wrap party, so I'm going to go, right? And then the car arrives. I'm sorry. I'm talking to Andrew. Andrew goes, it's not a wrap party, dude. It's another screening. Right? So I went up to the driver and I gave him some money. I go, you know what? You can go home. I don't want to go to another screening. He leaves. And then like 30 minutes later, he calls me back. Oh, no, it is a wrap party. And I'm like, I'm gone. Sorry. He's gone. I didn't go. I stayed at home. I watched Pluribus. Have you seen that show? I haven't finished it. Oh, bro. It's great. I like the ending. Wow. It's good. No, but Bobby goes, I gave that guy 200 bucks and I made him leave. I was like, well, you don't want to go to a wrap party anyway. Because it's just a bunch of drunk people standing around. I wanted to go. Should have gone. I told you to go. Dude, you fucked me. What are you talking about? You could have called your manager and said, can I get another car? And they would have sent you. Yeah, I'm not yet. No. See? I'll tell you why. It could have been fixed. It can't be fixed. Right? Because those drivers, specifically, they know what to do. Right? You know that, right? Is that your mom? That's insane, dude. That's insane. That's your mom? Yeah. She's yellow, dude. Wait. What is that in Star Trek world? What is that called? Who is that woman she's playing? This is the locker room for the guys. Oh. We just put up. Oh, yeah. Jerk material. I get it. That's insane. That's your mom. Hey, can I have that? Frame it. Frame it. That is actually amazing. Yeah. Your mom's tits are that big, actually. Yeah. Wow. - What? - They are. - Okay. - Okay. - But with that face, would you? - Oh yeah. - With that face. - Without. - Yeah, okay. - Rudy! Be good. - I am good. - No, you're not. You know what's so funny? When you put on face makeup like this, when you put on face paint, like you're going out for the night, I know it's 'cause she's going on a little secret date. - Yeah. - No. - You are. - I'm just hanging out with friends. - No, you look like a colorful coconut. - You're like when Tom Hanks painted the coconut and had sex with it in the fucking "The Island" movie. - Wilson. - Yeah, Wilson. - Yeah, you look like Wilson. - You're Wilson. Your new nickname is Wilson. - Wilson, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Everybody online call Rudy Wilson, please. Wilson! Oh, that was so good. - That's you, Rude. - That's you, dog. - That's cute. - Where are you going after? Is you going bowling? - Yeah. Highland Park. - Oh, you're going to Highland Park Bowl? Fantastic. - She's been going out all the time now. - Now, what time does she get home to the house? - Sometimes four in the morning. - Gross. - Yeah. - Do you see it on the ring or whatever? On your camera? - No. - No, he just hears me because he's also awake. - Well, he's playing. He's playing games. - Yeah, I was like, I wander around in the kitchen. - But when she comes home, do you interrogate at all? Are you ever like, what's been going on? - She immediately starts yelling. - You do? You get mad? - Like, where'd you go? - Yeah. - Where'd you go? - I have every right to go out! I go out! - You know what I mean? I'm like, all right, relax. Jesus Christ. - No, because he starts saying-- - That tone! - Yeah. - He starts saying, why are you out so late? - Why are you out so late? - 'Cause I can be out late. - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah, I'm concerned. Would you? - Yes. - For the morning? - For the morning, yeah. I'm concerned. Here's the difference. You can do whatever you want. Doesn't mean you should or have to. So what are you doing out at that late? - Well, the last time I just went to the beach with friends. - I don't like that. - And then I go, who'd you go to the beach with? He goes, my friend Hillary. And then pause. - Lied. - And then a bunch of guys. - Yeah, a bunch of guys. - At 4:00 a.m.? - Yeah. - At 4:00 a.m., yeah. - Let me tell you something. My mom used to say to me, nothing good happens after 2:00 a.m. You should come home. So what are you doing between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m.? Something bad is going on. - You smoked weed. - See? Smoking weed. - Are you smoking weed now? - Just a little bit. - Mm, gross. You're a bad kid. - It's just weed! - No, what do you mean it's just weed? - Just a little bit. - It's just meth. It's just crack. It's just-- - I'm not doing other stuff. - That's how it starts with the weed. - It starts with the weed. - Why are you so shocked? - Marijuana has been labeled as a gateway drug. - It's a gateway drug. - Statistically, most people who use hard drugs use marijuana first, pound for pound. Marijuana and adolescent brain development, because the teenage brain is still developing until the-- - I'm not a teenager. - Until the mid-20s, which you're not in your mid-20s. - Do you want tough love? - No. - I'll give you tough love. - No! - Yeah, yeah. - No. - You do it again, you're out of the house. - Out of the house! - You're out of the house. - I got a nipple piercing, too. - What the fuck? - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. - No, you didn't! What? - Yeah. - That's unbelievable, dude. You're really pissing us off, man. - What are you, goth now? - No, I'm not, it's just fun. - No, it's not fun. - It's painful. - It's gross. - Fun. - It's gross. Oh, my God, you know what she's gonna, she's gonna have tattoos on her face three years from now. - Yep. Neck tattoos on the way. - Yeah, yeah. - Face tattoos on the way. Teardrops for the dead homies on the way. - I can't believe you did that. - It wasn't painful. - No, that's not what we're talking about. - Who'd you get it with, your friend? - Hillary. - Yeah, where, at a mall? - No, at the tattoo shop. - Ah! Bad people hang out in those places, man! Is that where you get your weed? - No! - You get your tit pierced and a bottle of weed. - Yeah. - Guy who doesn't know about weed. Did you get a bottle of weed and your titty pierced? - Yeah. - At the tattoo shop? - Did you get a carafe of weed, huh? - Who gave you-- - You. - That sinister-- - Sinister. - Sinister weed? - Yeah. - Who gave it to you? - Did you snort it? I heard the kids lately snort the weed. - They put it in their ass. - Yeah, they do. - They'll put it right in their ass? - Yeah, they rub it on their eyes. It goes straight to the brain. - Where are you buying the weed? - I'm not buying, I just-- - Oh, you have a drug dealer boyfriend! - She's got a drug dealer boyfriend. - She's got a drug dealer boyfriend named Raul! - Raul! - Huh? - Raul! - Probably listens to Bad Bunny. - Yeah. - Raul. - Yeah. - - Oh, what else do you do at night? - That's it. - Piercing your tit, you're smoking fucking pot. - Drugs, drugs. - At the beach. - What else? - And by the way, Hillary's not a real person. - No, he probably has met her. - I've never heard of Hillary. - Oh my God. - Call her right now. - I have never even seen or heard of Hillary. - Call Hillary right now. - Yeah, who is Hillary? - Put her on the line. - Who's met her? - Oh, shut up. - Is it Hillary Clinton? - Oh, it is? - It's Hillary Clinton! - Oh, you mean one of Epstein's friends? - Yeah. - Hillary Hilldog? The sinister suit wearer? Answer, Hillary. - If she doesn't answer, there's no Hillary. - She's not answering. - No, it doesn't matter. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - 'Cause you're calling your mom. - Yeah. - And she's not picking up the phone. Yeah, you put your mom, random girl's face on the fucking screen. - Let me leave a voice message. - Your call to reach is not available. At the top of the page, record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. - Hillary. - Excuse me, we heard about the marijuana. - The weed and. - Yeah, the breasts is being pierced. - And the boob piercing. - Yeah. - We need to call back. - Call back. - ASAP. Call back ASAP. - We need to talk to you about Jesus Christ. - Yes, the Lord and Savior. - The Lord and Savior, right? We need to talk about discipline. - That's right. - Right? And if you want to get scared straight, we'll scare you straight. - I'll scare you real straight, pal. - Yeah, pal. - Listen here. - You know what, don't call Jules ever again. - Don't ever again. - Don't ever call her. - Yeah, yeah, don't ever call her again. - She's not your friend. - Yeah, yeah. - Right now. - Bad influence. - The path of life you're living. - Yeah. - Is like scoliosis. It's all crooked. - Yeah. - You want to get straightened out, pal? - Yeah. - You got to come see us, the bad friends. And let me tell you something. - Yeah, tell him. If I catch you listening to Bad Bunny. If I catch you listening to you're going down. All right, let's, she better call back. - She better call back. - To New World now. We're living in a time - Tell us, Messiah. - We're living in a time when someone like Rudy. - Oh, wise one. - Flippantly, flippantly talks about drugs and tit pier stuff. And her friends, imagine what they're doing when they're not joking around. Ha ha, this is funny 'cause ha ha podcast. - I'm being real, let's be real. - Yeah. - You're playing the devil's game. - And you're playing right into his hand. - Yeah, like this. - Right? - Rudy. - Devil's game. - He whispers in your ear. - Rudy. - Okay. - You are. - Nah. - Yes, you are, dude. - You are, dude. - Okay. - How? - Yeah. - We just smoke sometimes. - Wait a minute. - Yeah. - Did you get your boob pierced when you were stoned on marijuana or drunk on alcohol? - No. - Liar, you were sober? - Yeah. - Come 100%. - 100%, no. - 100%. - So you went to the tattoo parlor, you walked in, you lifted your shirt up, you put your tit out, and you let some creepy devil man. - Was it a man or woman that did it? - A guy. - Oh, wait, wait, a guy, right? What, you're 14. - That's why you're 14. - I'm 24. I'm 24. - You're 24, still, some man slid a needle through your breast in front of other people and you think, "Fun time, Saturday night." - Yeah, I don't mind showing my boob. - Oh my God. - Rudy. - How did he hold it? - What? - He just did that and then he stuck the needle. - Oh my God. - He hates women. - Yes, yes, yes. He's a misogynist. - He hates the misogynist. - He's a misogynist. - Yeah, yeah. - Any guy out there that's willing to deform a woman's breast is a misogynist. And this man is-- - Amen. - And this man-- - I gave him consent. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, because you felt pressure 'cause of a power struggle. - Hillary made you do it. - Hillary, Hillary! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, he did it! - Yes, you kept going, "Are you sure?" - No, I got bored. - All the cool people are doing it. - Yep. - Do you wanna be a real American? - Bobby? - No! - That's what you said, right? You wanna be a real American, right? ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ - Let me tell you, does Hillary have her breast pierced? - No, she didn't. - Okay, so does anyone in the circle have their boob pierced? - No, just me. - Why did you? Why are you the ringleader? - Because I got bored, so I told her, "Let's go to the tattoo shop." - Get a hobby! - Get a hobby. - Batminton! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Play jacks. - Curling! - Cards. - Yeah, something. - Darts. - Chuffle board. There's so many other knack-knacky things you can do other than-- - Yeah, but this is fun, too! - No, that's not-- - Are you gonna get a tattoo? - She is. - Let me guess, a pentagram. - Yep. - No. - Yep. - It's the devil's game. - Devil's game. - I want, like, my whole back. - What do you want on your whole back? - I don't know, but something also on my chest, like a tribal. - Oh my God, what? - Hawaii. - Hawaii's got her, man. - Yeah, it's Hawaii. - It's gonna be Hawaii. - It's not Hawaii! - It's not Hawaii. - It's not Hawaii. - Yeah, yeah. - No. - Oh, your aunts. I used to date one of 'em. Correct? - Yeah. - Right? She's got tribal tattoos. - Yeah. - And it made her crazy, sick of mine. That's why I'm no longer with her. - That's right. - You're right. - There. - Yeah. - That's Kalilah. - That's you, dude. - That's Kalilah. - Yeah, yeah, that's Kalilah right there, dude. - That was a picture of Kalilah when they were going out. When she was going out, that was when she was heavy. - Have you seen the news-- - Oh, Hillary. - Hillary. - I'm excited. - I'm excited. - Hillary, Tito Bobby and Tito Andrew wants to talk to you. - Oh, no. - No, he's not! - Hillary. - Yes? - What are you doing? home you sound like you're on drugs are you on drugs hillary i don't do drugs oh you don't smoke marijuana you don't smoke marijuana never heard of that in my life really all right so when jules is smoking it she does it herself yeah i do it by myself hillary yes do you smoke drugs with jules sometimes did you influence her no i stop it did you influence her to smoke marijuana hillary are you are you dating some pothead that drives a souped up honda civic is that what you're doing and he's going around town with a loud muffler is that the guy that you're hooking up with taking her to tattoo parlors getting her tits pierced did you convince her to get her titty pierced personal personal i did not did you who else got their tit pierced in the group me okay hillary hillary give it to me hillary hillary it's uncle bob i'm did you see can i talk for a second i'm pissed i'm pissed too dude i'm so pissed did you see avatar fire and ash you didn't no well they instead of going to the beach and doing drugs why don't you go watch that movie i'm just giving you options on what else you can do you know what i mean right well it was just a girl did you see melania great document great document is it not great oh wait you should go watch melania melania it's very good it teaches you about work ethic it teaches about principles and immigration and immigration immigration is big yeah yeah and also shoes shoes you like shoes hillary yeah okay good so she got her boob pierced too you lied yeah you also got your tit pierced hillary no i'm just kidding i did it no okay funny joke that's funny joke i got a tattoo instead what tattoo what's a tattoo a fairy fairy oh you mean you mean a satanic symbol yeah it's a satanic yeah 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lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the sip okay okay she has to go bye bye hillary thanks for the drugs okay i mean i'm so concerned you're hanging out with drug addicts and influencers who think that they're going to be famous online yeah so they're piercing their tits they're getting tattoos look at do any of your friends have these tattoos these are satanic symbols no no this looks familiar to me pal time's running out on you guys if you pick out one of those tattoos we'll all three get them at the same time it's got to be one of those stuff the one on the top right looks like the medical symbol for like an em yeah yeah yeah we should do a lip tattoo what is that oh what do you want to say yeah what do you want to say yeah i don't know exactly yeah you got to figure it out baby girl oh that's a terrible idea yeah whoa uh a little stegosaurus i thought about that a lot wild and i don't like that you know what's really funny my friend hillary wait what does it say killed kissed by you killed by you my friend hillary 40 years later grandma what's that grandma what does that say on your lip this says uh i heart bbc daddy that one says daddy that's awful that's awful my friend hillary who you guys met when we had guy fieri here has flavor town inside of her lip well she was made to do that yeah that was her thing yeah yeah no but but honestly favorite song this you need to get educated girl into america you need to stop with the tit piercings and get educated yeah stop watching euphoria that's a bad influence euphoria but that's the problem that's what they're doing that's what they're doing watching euphoria what are they watching they're and they're probably watching uh they're probably watching heated rivalry heated rivalry yeah yeah yeah just gay stuff i love you yeah you would yeah you also love it too no he doesn't i did love it like it's gay propaganda i did love it yeah yeah look at the song in the middle of the show gay is cool gay is the way be gay hey hey hey that's the middle of the show they just break out in the song i didn't see that part really yeah oh yeah i saw it i saw it a couple times it's cool gay is the way just gay propaganda what was that church when he goes um uh celibacy is cool what is that celibacy is cool although all the kids were like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah don't don't have sex just cast checks I didn't find that video. Celibacy is cool. Is that celibacy? Yeah. Virginity is cool. Yeah, virginity cool, yeah. Virginity is cool. Let's watch that. Come on, ready? Come on. Virginity is cool. Come on, come on. Virginity is cool. Come on, come on. Virginity is cool. Virginity is cool. Come on, come on. Virginity is cool. They do look cool. Yeah. Imagine, this is looping in your head as you're hanging yourself. Virginity is cool. Come on, come on. Virginity is cool. And you know what? Virginity is cool. It is cool. And here's why. Yeah. Because you know what virgins don't do? Pierce their tits and smoke pot at the beach. Amen, amen. Like a fucking deviant, like a devil person, like a little devil person. And that's what the devil does. He goes, come on, Rudy. Come to the beach with your tits pierced and smoke pot by the water. I'm telling you, we are disappointing you as our daughter. It really bugs me because we wanted you to blossom into like a young woman with goals, with, with, with. I'm going to school. Bullshit. Where? She is going to school. I'm doing my master's. But tell them what you're. What are you mastering? Yeah. Environmental health. Fake. It's fake. Fake. Oh, this tree is sick. Is that what you're doing? Look at this planet. It's all gray. It's all gray and falling apart. Fake. That's fake shit. It is really boring, but. Yeah, but go get them. Go get something that's real. These titanic plates are shifting. What do we do? Nothing. Nothing. We can't do shit. They're going to shift when they shift. Am I not right? Earthquakes and whatnot. You can't stop it. Quakes are going to quake. It's God's way. be quaking yeah el nino's coming back next year and you can't do shit about it there's nothing you can do about it are you gonna fix that i'm not gonna fix it okay so what's the what's the fucking what what do you do as you're with your master i don't know i'm still learning it's my first week it's my first week you just picked it out of the chart you don't know anything about it yeah dude okay the first day of class what do they say i don't even know well fuck we're done you're not going to class are you no where are you going i am going to class she's going to the beach yeah smoking weed with her tits pierced at the beach you pig pig let me say something to you how many classes are you taking how many classes are required three classes what are they called one is occupational health bullshit is microbiome that's cool um something also risks you is something also risk good i'm glad you i'm glad you're paying attention to something risk a key word to something you want to know what's going on something also risk occupational something risk occupational hazardous risk something like i'm telling you honestly that's a master's you need that is a master's microbiology is cool give me something you learned in microbiology prions in your head they make you really sick and can be technically technically called virus and like the pregnant women that likes to eat that has cravings of like dirt wait a minute pregnant women that want to eat dirt like craves dirt that's because they also have some kind of prions pregnant women crave dirt look at fancy's losing his shit go go into all hold on let me see zoom in craving dirt during pregnancy condition known as pika oh eating disorder involving urges to consume non-food items like soil clay ice laundry starch this is nutritional deficiency such as iron or zinc so this is real so what'd you call pre prion that's what my professor well it's pika we say it's known as pika primarily linked to deficiency so women are out there just eating yeah they crave it they want to like eat it yeah we see this is why we have you crave dirt no i'm not pregnant okay yeah you better you better fucking andrea did your wife crave dirt yeah i didn't know what it was why are you going to the garden every day your wife was doing laundry and eating laundry at the same time while your daughter was going wow wait did your wife have any crazy urges when she was pregnant not really no but eating dirt is except for that yeah she was eating a lot of dirt well your house is made of clay so that is that does work out that's pretty good six year badiversary by the way and i want to say thank you to all the fans let's take two seconds to say thank you to all the fans for your loyalty for your fanship we appreciate you we love you've been along for the for the ride and here's something interesting look at this my life my life would not be the way it is now without your my fans no it's our fans thank you so much for your support and we really love you so thank you i'm being genuine i am too and look at it we brought we we met you idiot when she was in high school 18 years old yeah she was 18 she came on the show yep as your liaison to make sure that you didn't go um get cigarettes or go to food and you did anyway i did anyway yeah yeah yeah yeah and here we are six years later with the crew added mccone and added carlos actually the original crew is us and fans yep do you remember the first episode you did yeah i was so scared you were scared yeah god it's so weird one was listening though were they we were at that other the old place old studio over there that old fucking rudy's first appearance on bad friends rudy juliana rudy jules first appeared on the bad friends podcast early 2020 recurring guests of a beloved figure early in the show's run she frequently appeared in many of the earliest episodes her presence became established as a staple rather than a single formal guest debut episode even ai knows how how important you are to the show but does ai know you're piercing your tit smoking pot by the beach probably not it's gonna be in your wiki i'll tell you that right now significantly yeah what did you got what is that yeah show us what is that uh-oh uh-oh incoming messages incoming messages incoming hey just want to say congratulations hello to andrew and bobby on six years of bad friends looking out tight my face is in this small little hood but not as small as bobby's eyes hello bad friends congratulations on six years y'all are my favorite podcast to go on thank you to carlos andrew rudy fancy and mccone and no thank you to bobby just kidding uh thank you bobby is awesome but i was just doing a playful roast hey motherfuckers i want to wish you the bad friends podcast congratulations she's still alive andrew buddy i love you give me my booty call next week and also bobby lee look at that dildo on the back of her headboard brand new me and i'm forgiven and everything like that but you're stupid ice motherfucker god damn love you guys i'll fucking kill you lady she really does it bobby andrew congratulations god guys bad friends trying to figure out a gift to get you that really kind of celebrates who you are and just how unique bad friends is i think this hits it there you go happy six year anniversary oh my god congratulations on achieving this amazing is he detained is this in a you all know this by now he's been deported finally on the whole planet joe rogan who as far as i know i haven't experienced a single episode yet so let's keep it going and i'll see you next time you're going and thank you for being a bad friend i love him i love him god i miss him i was able to go 30 seconds without making fun of andrew amazing oh you love this guy damn hey tino and bobby shy guy uh i just wanted to wish you guys uh a congratulations six years of bad friends uh way to go guys big congrats and this is a little off topic but um when i was a kid my dad used to duct tape me to the basement wall and throw darts at me so have a great happy anniversary wow amazing guys blessing it's a blessing how do you feel good six years later six years later now let's talk about um what this did for your life bad friends yeah changed your life i know you made a list there's 20 things that you so go ahead go ahead yeah i got 25 yeah yeah i don't know you said 25 yeah oh really she said 20 oh wow so let's start with you 20 things 20 things that changed your life helped your life very good um um friends yeah family um what it's a it's a list well it's helping you can i help no i'll just say one go ahead i think it made me really confident i think it made me not think too much about what people think it made me feel just like it's okay if i have an accent it's okay if i i don't know sound stupid it's it's okay and i feel like it really helped me just be comfortable with myself oh my god i think that's that really is true i think you've become more comfortable with yourself than anything that that almost made me cry since the day that you cleaned that knife i think something clicked no because i saw her perform in the main room yeah comedy store yeah i not being real yeah and i slid in the back and i saw jewels on stage and she was so natural she was doing it yeah yeah she was on stage i mean that's a legendary huge intimidating room oh my god right and there and like if you think six years ago there's no way she'd been able to do that no yeah yeah bad friends changed uh changed all of our lives but changed your life truly you like became your own yeah confident you know a little i know yeah on the edge a little edgy on the edge you know not everyone goes i don't talk to anybody six years later i'm tit i'm piercing my tits yeah but i am proud yeah that you become your own and and also this takes we want to take the opportunity to tell you that it's time time for you to move out yeah yeah so um we're ready up till friday so you're gonna leave a couple days you're gonna move out of the house what about the dogs don't worry about the dogs gonna go to the pound well half of them are gonna put to sleep right yeah and then some of them are gonna take the bottom yeah yeah i know actually there's one guy named tran who's gonna take it one of the dogs tron tron yeah bing tron tron is tron he has a restaurant yeah yeah i don't know what he wants the dog but anyway um tran tron that's the remy remy is gonna go to the tran yeah yeah and so i Out by Friday. 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Think about it. But now, 7-Up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first. 7-Up. Flip the set. The friendship I've gained from this show, like the love that we've got from this show, the people that I've earned from this show that I've gained, the fanship, the fans are fucking unreal. I think it's the coolest thing we've ever done. I've said this before. I'm going to be uncorny. But this changed my life in the best way, in a way that I could never have dreamed or even hoped for. It was the greatest, it's been the greatest moment in my career. And if, and it's been the greatest moment and if this is the greatest thing I ever do, that's awesome for me. If I never do anything bigger, better, more impactful in the comedy world, this has been the greatest thing that's ever happened in my career. By a landslide. It brought you and I closer as friends, as brothers. It, it, I don't know. It just did something for me that I'll never, ever, ever be able to top no matter what it is. That's a fact. I'll never be able to top this. The most fun, it's the most fun I've ever had in my entire life. It's been the best thing and it's been the best ride. So hopefully that'll be amazing. When the fuck is it my turn to do the gratitude thing? I wasn't waiting. I wasn't waiting. How the fuck are you gonna go, man? Sorry, man. I'm sorry. You went on and on. I'm sorry. I apologize. Go ahead. It was a good ride, man. That's all I have to say, man. Good ride. Yeah. What are you, Johnny Depp? What are you doing? Yeah, man, we're good. Cool, dude. Are you tweaking out? Yeah, man, we fucking did it, dude. This changed your career. Yeah. My career did. What's up, man? I'm free. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine what this life would be like without bad friends for you? Not as good. Well, uh-uh. Not as good, dude. How fucking insane what you went through. When I, when Friday. Your dad dying, a relationship ending. I can't do my fucking gratitude? Sit down, man. All right. Are you still on Mugovie? I know. You gotta increase the doses. I quit taking it three weeks ago. I know. Well, because I can tell. It's wiggling. I know. Yeah. It's wiggling. So fast? Well, because. It comes back so fast. Immediately. Immediately. Because I saw the Mugovie commercial in the Super Bowl, and I said, Bobby's on that. And somebody goes, still? And I go, I don't know. Yeah, I don't think so. It's changing, dude. It's changing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a return of, rapid return of appetite, increased cravings, and for most users, significant weight regain. It's cereal for me. It's the best. At four in the morning. What is it? I do three different now kinds. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are they? What are the kinds? Okay, so I do. What's Bobby Lee's triple combo? We already talked about the Life Cinnamon, Cinnamon Light. What? Yeah. Golden Grahams. You're probably going to like, you're not going to like the third one. The first two are good. All right. Frosted Mini Wheats. Get fucked. Get out of, get out of. What are you, what are you, 60? Yeah. Almost. Before, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then sometimes I do Cocoa Pebbles. Love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your favorite cereals? Three. If you had to combine three cereals, what do you eat? Indefinite. Philippines, we had Cocoa Crunch. Oh, here we go. Here we go. We have Bat, we have Bat Guano. What was that? Boca Crunch? Cocoa Crunch. Oh, you had Cocoa Crunch. Cocoa Crunch. Okay. It was just. The Milo one too, that one. Milo. We love Milo. It was just mud, but it was, we call it Cocoa Crunch. Little balls of mud. That one, Cocoa Crunch. Cocoa Crunch. Oh, it's different than our Cocoa Crunch. Yeah. It's still Nestle though. Yeah, it's got to be Nestle. It's so good. Yeah, Cocoa Crunch is good. Cocoa Crunch for you. And Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops. Yeah. Is it a toucan or a bat? Do you remember when Fruit Loops was a Mandela effect? The bird? Oh, I do. Don't look it up. Drives me nuts. Yeah. Well, it's like I learned today. Yeah, how, do you know what Fruit Loops, how they spell Fruit Loops? Fruit Loops. Yeah, very good. Very good. Six years, you know, we're cruising. Yeah. What is it? Fruit. Yeah. F-R. F-R. U-I? No. O-O. F-R-O-O-T-L-O-O-P. Fruit Loop. It's how you guys would say it. Fruit Loop. Fruit. Fruit Loop. Look, it's Fruit Loop. It's not spelled like fruit. It's spelled Fruit. Fruit Loop. Look at that. Do you know that? No. It's a Mandela effect. You know what a Mandela effect is? Some people think it's like a different way and some people think it's something else. You remember it. You think you remember it one way, but it actually was never that way. There's one that fucked me up today. Which one? I just watched a Mandela thing on TikTok today. Crazy, you brought it up. Suspenders. Suspenders or not on Mickey Mouse. Yes. Look it up right now. Mickey Mouse suspenders. He never had suspenders. But I remember him having suspenders. Okay, I got one. I got one for you. Hold on. I got another one that's going to fuck you up. Well, can I do one now? No. Yeah, please. Give me. You're the curious George. The monkey. Does he have a tail or no tail? He's got to have a tail. Does he have a tail? Yeah, look it up. He does? Yeah, look it up. Wait, because you tricked me because my mind was going to say maybe he doesn't have a tail. He doesn't. Wait, he does not have a tail. He doesn't have a tail. When he's walking with the guy, he doesn't have a tail. That guy. Wow, he doesn't. He doesn't have a fucking tail. Did the park ranger take it? Yeah. Oh, wait. Zoom in. Yeah. Is he a gorilla? Zoom in. Zoom in. Does he look like a gorilla? A baby. Look what he has. Yeah. He's got his nipple pierced. Probably a pot smoker. You know what? The tail's jammed in his ass. He tucks it. Yeah. He's a tucker. Give me a Mandela. The Monopoly man. Yeah, ask me. Who he's running with a bag of money? Yeah. Monocle? No Monocle. No Monocle. Interesting. Yeah. No Monocle. Look it up. Monocle or no Monocle. What do you think? No. So he never had one. I know. But that image of him running with a bag of money. Yeah. See the one right there? The right one. That, for some reason, people all thought he had a Monocle. I didn't until I looked up. I know all the Mandela facts. Oh, you know them all. Yeah, that's why I said it. See, but he used to have a cane. Yeah. But he never had a cane in this image. The cane was years later. He actually never had a cane in the original image. I always thought he had a Monocle. I know. I thought he did too. That's Mr. Peanut. Yeah. Mr. Peanut looks very similar. Can I do my gratitude list? Yeah, do gratitude, please. So when we went to the premiere, you know what I mean? You know, we went and there was like, it was at the Century City Mall, right? What a weird place. And there was like that sea of kids, you remember? Boys and Girls Club. Boys and Girls Club. And when I came out. The place went crazy, chanting my name, and it's all from "Bad Friends." - Well, it's your whole career. - I know, but it was essentially the last seven years of my life, which this has been a big part of. I remember after "Mad," Pauly told me, "Dude, you're never gonna make it, dude." He goes, "Dude, if 'Mad' didn't do it, dude, "nothing's gonna do it, dude." - What an asshole. - And then now he says, "You made it, dude." - Okay. So it's like, you could just kind of feel, you could feel it in the wind, in the streets. - A long time ago. - No, I don't think so, dude. - But "Bad Friends" was solidified. The little kids from Boys & Girls Club, holy shit. - 'Cause I remember you were signing their shirts. - They lost their mind for Bobby. It was so funny, man. They were like, it was fandom. And you're talking kids. They never saw "Mad" TV. They weren't alive. These are nine to 12 year old kids. But they were losing their minds. They were having so much fucking fun. It was cool. - You don't believe us? - No, I believe him. - I'm here for all of this. You can thank us for this fame. - Whoa. - Like you just show up and sit down for 90 minutes, but a lot goes into it, so. - This is what you do. This is what you do. Boop. - All right. - I do, I say boop. - Anyone can do boop. - He does it, I do that. - That's the booper. - Are you kidding? I'm basically your manager, dude. Yeah, come at six. Boop. - Why don't you thank, why don't you give some gratitude, fans, for the six? - Yeah, you three have some gratitude. Let's go. - Well, no, no, no. Let's hear fancy, most importantly. He was here from the very, very beginning. - There's not a better middleman than you. - Thank you. I think I got that. - 'Cause remember in London-- - I had a dream once. - No, and that dream is, and thanks to you, Bobby. - It's not dead. Just like Martin Luther King. I had a dream. - And it was like, what could I aspire to? And it's like, can I be the better middleman? - And you made it through. - Thank you. - Oh, shit. - Are you feeling good? You feel good, dude? You deserve it, man. - You deserve it. You're the best middleman, dude. - You're the best middle ever. Okay, Carlos, words of affirmation. Words of wisdom, words of peace, words of grace. - Best job ever. My first job in LA was driving escorts. And my last one is working with y'all here. And I love it. - It's kind of the same. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Pretty close. - So thank you, Bobby. - Thank you, Andrew. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me on. I saw, I came out on episode 87. - 87, that was your first, yeah. - So it's awesome to still be here. - I feel like you've been here forever, like since the beginning. - Well, essentially, right? 'Cause what, 52 weeks, right? So he did, within the beginning of the second season, second year is when he came on. - No. - The only reason he didn't come on earlier is because we were on a restrictive cast because- - COVID. - COVID, we couldn't- - Oh, that's right. - We couldn't have people at the studio. - Yeah, who was doing, it was just you, right? - It was just Fancy alone in a booth by himself. - Alone, under the stairs. - Well, I remember under the stairs. And then George would come sometimes. We'd kick him out fast. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - A little Pete, then it came. - Then Pete came. - Pete. - Remember Pete? - I love Pete. - You used to throw croissants at him. - Yeah. - Remember that? You used to throw croissants at him. You'd call him Peter Chocolat. He'd go, "Peter Chocolat!" And you'd throw a chocolate croissant at Pete. We love Petey. - Yeah. - Petey and George would come on. And then after COVID wiggled its way away from our psyche when we were sick of the bullshit, that's when he joined. And McCone, you're a newbie. You're only two. - Coming up on three. - This will be the third year. - Wow. - When Sickler was on, that was the first time I was here and mentioned. - Yeah, you came in in that tough year. - Tough. - Yeah, that was a tough year. - It was hard. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, there was a lot going on. - Yeah, yeah. - We're grateful to have you guys along for this ride, McCone, and Carlos, and Fancy. And also you, the Jules. Also the Jules, more than anything. - We've had great guests. - Yeah, it's been crazy. - Yeah, we've had, the last couple of years we've had great guests. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - When they said Jack Black wanted to do this show, I was like, what the hell? - Were you at Cena, remember? - Have you seen the show? - John Cena? - Yeah, and Efron. - Efron. - Nuts. The world has been crazy. And we're gonna continue to do the show for the fans 'cause it's the most fun we've ever had. It is by far. - Yeah. - And I think, I'm making a slight prediction, but the fall of, the fall of 2027, which is a full year and a half away, we'll do a Bad Friends global tour. - Really? - Yeah. - The last one, our last one. - Our last tour together. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think we'll do one big- - The last one's supposed to be our last one. - Yeah. - But we'll do one final one. - We'll do one more. Well, that's what all good bands do. - Yeah, yeah. You have to be on tour with us. - Yeah. - You got it. - You really do. - You do. - It's only fair. - Can we go to the Philippines? - Yeah. - If we can sell tickets. - Yeah. - And also, Fancy has to come. Are you working on another baby? - No. - Be honest. Because we can't take you if you have another kid. So if you have another kid, you gotta, you can't. 'Cause we're childless, you know? - Yeah. - We're sloths of the street. We're childless trash. - Yeah, it's better for you guys. Focus on work. - Oh, is that facetious? You being a smart ass? - No. - You just got a citizenship, dude. Don't make us take it away. - You better calm down, okay? - You guys showed up for my special, I remember. - You did. - That was really sweet. - Powerful. - Now, you guys were backstage and, you know, I thought that, you know, you can get in your head and go, "Oh, that was bad," or whatever. Because, you know, you get off stage, you're like, "I could've done this better, this and that." And then you guys were like, "No, that was," you know what I mean? I just, the affirmation made it clear, I believed you. When you guys said that it's good, I believed you. - Yeah. - I believe comics. Good set, I got, yes. - Comics, no, but these guys are our friends and they'll tell you the truth. They're not on stage every night, you know? - Yeah. - So they really mean it when they say it. Finally. - Finally, yep. - Finally. - Should I, it's not really etched in stone. We can think about another one. - I think finally is so good, but I think it's finally. - You think so? - Finally with two E's. - I don't like playing on word shit. - Really? - I don't. - That's kind of like the whole thing. - I don't know why I'm here at this show. - I know, but I'm not in my own personal life of Pawnee Pawnee. - No, finally is very poignant anyway. Just finally. - I think it's finally. - Yeah, it's beautiful. - Yeah, yeah. - I'll say this, what's really gonna happen is. - Tell us. - The year will be met with great strife and struggle. Lot of wild shit going on right now. - It's already bad now, though. - I know. But it's gonna chill out at the end of the year 'cause people will be sick of the nonsense. - I don't know, dude. - And they'll go, what do we need to break up the year? And they'll say, finally. Bobby Lee. It's been a long, wonderful, fun, rare weekend. - Would you re, oh yeah, okay. - I just remember that, there's little tiny things that happen on the show that I'll never forget. You saying the joke of Thumbel. Thumbel's one of the funniest jokes you ever said. I laughed harder than I've ever laughed. In fact, we revisited tonight at my buddy Jim's house. We revisited, because a Wegovy ad came, a commercial came out of the Super Bowl. I said, Bobby's on Wegovy. And I said, I remember when he was on Ozempic and he threw up for the. He had a promo for the Halloween episode two years ago. And you puked right there in the front room. And I laughed so fucking hard. I laughed, I couldn't stop laughing. I thought you were goofing around. When you were like, I don't feel good. I was like, you're being a bitch. - But at the time, you weren't laughing. - Yeah, I was cracking up. You see in the clip. - I never heard you laugh louder when I fell. - Yeah. - That's the funniest moment I've ever seen in my life. When you fell in the roller skates is maybe one of the funniest moments. No, but you throwing up in the hallway got me so good. 'Cause the first couple of times I was like, oh no. But it kept coming. I couldn't stop laughing. - Dude, I was so sick. - I had to walk in the other room. - Oh my God, I was so sick. - Yeah, but now look at you. - I know, but fat again. - No. - Yeah, yeah. - You're not fat again. - Yeah, I'm just getting rolls. - But you got off of Wegovy. Why'd you stop using it? - I just got so nauseous, dude. - You were tired of the nausea. - I'm just, yeah, but now I just got new medication for the nausea, but now I'm on Lexapro. - So you're on antidepressants? - So I'm on so many different things now. It's like, you know what I mean? So I'm like afraid to-- - Who's prescribing? - My psychiatrist. - Well, maybe you should change. - No, Lexapro's really working. - No, but Lexapro-- - I couldn't come the other night. That was the scary part. - I know, I remember. So Lexapro, Lexapro off. So Lexapro on, Wegovy off. - Yeah. - Anti-nausea medication on. - Oh no, off until I'm back on Wegovy. - When you go back, you can do this. - I think tomorrow's the day. - You can go back? - Yeah, yeah. - It's, you know, it's like a low humming, - Low humming nausea, right? It's like, you're not going to vomit, but it's like a kind of like a light sickness that's in your gut. - I don't like that. - Right? And you're just walking around with it. And it's just like-- - Gets old. - And we're just tired of that. - Yeah. - You know? - I'm back on creatine, which is crazy. - What's that? - Creatine, creatine is a very long researched, long use product you use for post-exercise. Or, well, I mean, I use post-exercise. Some people do it pre. But it, I found out some of the health benefits of creatine outside of like muscle building and stuff for the brain. I used to take it when I was in college and I worked out a lot. And then I stopped. But then look at the health, the brain benefits of creatine. - Amazing. - Do you need a prescription for that? - No, brother, creatines you could buy at the store. - Oh, okay. - It's just, you know, to improve short-term memory. - I mean, I'm on real medications and you brought up creatine. Like, that was weird. I take vitamins. - All right. - It's like-- - Well, I told you, maybe you shouldn't be overly prescribed drugs. - Yeah, it's a little startling because I now, 'cause I have, I'm on Ritalin. - Yeah, see, this is my thing, is they want to throw everything at you. - I have so much. I have Ritalin, Naloxapro, also Atenolol. - Is your penis working? - No. - I can get erect because of Blue Chew. - Yeah, where is it? - It's not on the spaceship. - Do you have one of those little things that says Monday, Tuesday-- - A Blue Chew? - No. - No, a pill. - Monday, Blue Chew, two blue-- - A pill case? - Yeah. - Yeah, a pill case. - You have a pill case? - No, but I have like a row. It's a system. - Yeah, so it's a pill case. - I have a system, yeah. - But it's-- - I just don't want to take a lot of pills anymore. - Yeah, I don't know if I need it. - I think if the Lexapro helps, that's good. Are you on any medication at all? - It is helping. - You should be. - Are you on it? - Mm-hmm. - You know what, it stops some of the ruminating thoughts. - Yep. - 'Cause I have these things that reoccur in my head. - Of course. - And I'm in a mental nightmare. A loop of a-- - You're on Lexapro as well? - I've been on it for like five years now. - And on PrEP, right? You're on PrEP? - No, although a doctor did recommend that to me once. - You might be. - He was like, you should probably get into this. - You might get into PrEP. 'Cause you do-- - What is PrEP? - It's what gay people take. - It's not for gay people, it's for people that have HIV, people that are at risk of getting HIV at a higher level. - Mm. - Yeah. - Huh? - I said gay people. - You people. You're people. - Yeah, there's fun stuff that gets you HIV. - That's what I'm saying. So you could catch HIV. - Wait, so if you take it, you're-- - You can't get it. - You can't get it. It's preventative. - Preventative, yeah. But I haven't, I'm not on PrEP. - I know, but what are the side effects of that? - Having too much fun. - At Hamburger Mary's on a Wednesday. Nausea, headache, diarrhea. - Yeah. - Fatigue and abdominal pain. - You already have those, so you don't have to think it. - Yeah. 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