DMT w/ OGEE!

And percent. It's called by Blue River. Try it. Little bit of DMT in there. I was waiting until I hit your tongue before I let you know. You think I'm fucking joking here? You guys are money? They said not enough to trip out. I got this in Seattle. I'm not getting you. I wanted to wait till you took it because if I take it, if you take it, I'll take it. He'll take it. He said not enough to trip, but read it right there. Hey, welcome back to the Dope of Usual Podcast. My name is Thomas Dope of Usual. Whatever you want to call me. This is my co-host Mario. What's up? Ayo. Ayo. Ayo. Ayo is a great basketball player from Ant One. Go check him out. YouTube. Guys, ADHD is in the building. Also Mexican ADHD is in the building. Welcome back. OG. He's already lighting it up. Let's go grandpa OG. Let's go quadruple OG. Whoa. You can start the podcast right here. Yeah. Yeah, you can start here. You can lie to do. I like your pinky ring. It's a way you started it. I started it because you wouldn't stop. He did not start it like that. Welcome back to the Dope of Usual Podcast. What's up guys? I have this little scared gay banger next to me. Name OG. Do you like that in show? You want to run it back again? Yeah. Yeah. What's up guys? I name is Thomas Dope of Usual. Welcome to the Dope of Usual Podcast. This is a Raider fan. Just zoom in on him. Just got this glasses on inside at night. Actually, this likes really bright, bro. Do you want that intro? We'll keep it. We'll cut it out. Which one you like better? We're not cutting shit. Nice. How about you do the intro? Go. You already did it. Come on. Let's go. Do the outro. Are you going to go? Come on, man. What do you have to say for yourself, huh? Let's get this party started. Let's go. We're going to not cut anything. What's up guys? Welcome back to the show. Welcome back OG at Marty and I. We're chilling. OG's now a grandposs. It's the last episode. What's up, guy? You're a grandpa now. That means you have to wear your shirt slightly opened on summers like the button ups. And you have to wear like sandals but the brown ones that look like lobsters. The ones you're wearing right now. The ones I'm wearing right now. Yeah. Appreciate it. Fucking guy. You're cool now. You're a grandpa. How do you feel? I'm a grandpa now. So, you know, I got to put the orange in my mouth. That's him now. I just finished it. I haven't been. Oh, OG just got an MRI on the shoulder. He's been talking mad shit. Oh, my shoulders. My shoulders. My shoulders. I don't know what I did. You know what I found today? You guys are going to lose your shit when I show you what I found today in my in my phone. Are you ready? Marty, can I send this to you and pop it up on the screen? Sure. Okay. Because it's really it's really good. OG's got an MRI yesterday. And he's like, my shoulder hurt so bad I need to get it checked out. And then I found this video today right after he said, oh, I'll do the podcast with you. So are you ready? Okay. And just watch the reveal. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fucking. I'm fucking do that shit, bro. It doesn't have anything to do with me. It doesn't. It doesn't. You look it up. Your shoulders fucked up now. No, no, that was that was I was doing that for that was for my fucking for my neck that's connected to your shoulder. Yeah, but no, it was my neck. My neck was fucking. I had some shit. I was like fucking pinching on my nerves. So how to go upside down? You went upside down. Yeah, you know, no fucking. I didn't want to see the flame upside down. So those also hold your feet weighed in to take the pressure off your neck. So I can freehand. Check it out. I looked that up on YouTube and it was like a military dude that fucking explained that one. And I swear I have to explain it to him. The single two cuts. I go, fuck it. I did it. He has health insurance though. That's why he was doing. He don't care. He just hurt your whole back. That didn't help me out. Wasn't that ridiculous? And then see his shoulder. And I was like, oh, this is the picture I found of you. Yeah. Well, no, I was getting the shoulder pain because of my nerve from my neck. I was fucking. No, he got a shoulder pain because he's always looking up at me. Dad, dad, help me. Help me do this. Up he's. He always said, up, he's up. He's. Remember? When he was in the bathroom, he said, can you help me wipe, remember? I didn't. No, shitty butthole. You're like, no, you got to figure that shirt out. Yeah, literally figure it out. Smoking. No, my lungs, man. I told you. I'm hurting. I'm right guys. Oh, shit. After this. Oh, it's Tuesday today. Today's I start my my lung detox. I'm going to do one week to two weeks, depending on how I feel. One week to two weeks. I do the hundred products with you. I've been smoking on every day, all day, no matter what, on and off camera and on camera, even more. How many days do you think you smoke that day? Probably 30. It wasn't crazy. I was taking 30 hits, nothing insane. But the mothership meltdown. I don't know what my allergies, but doing all 50 of those dabs. I felt like that blackful and terminator. And he drops the bomb. That's what I felt. I was on my bed just dying, dude. And then I put some pillows sitting in. What did you say? Let's do what? Sit down. I'll do it for you. Weakest fuck, dude. Dude, remember, he said, put you on my shoulders. And I'd like full your 501 jeans. You're so big and scratchy. Back up. Remember that? That was me. That was me. Oh, I like to put you on my shoulders. You know, that's all right. I like when you say that. I did try to get on the shoulder. That's how I hurt your shoulder. Yeah. That's what that's what I do. Sam, all right. We're talking about. So we're talking about the vape. So we're vape. We brought it back. Let's go. Oh, yeah. Terminator. Black guy. I was on my chest. I put stacked pillows. I got on my knee and step laid on my chest on the bed. If they couldn't lay back, I laid back, I couldn't catch my breath. And I fell asleep for like 10 minutes, woke up. I was like, my back. And I went, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. I can't do anything. You were Jordan playing with the flu and the finals out there. This was happening. Yes. And then I went to the mothership melt in the next day, took one dab of ice. I went, ah! It felt like I had swell sandpaper. And just, I was coughing so much that my spine was like the pops and you pop it. Oh, it hurts so bad. Live resin, distee, rosin. Not even that in terms of the dab. It was all those dads, man. Oh, but the day before all those days. Yeah. And then I got my ears all clogged. I couldn't hear shit for like a day. My nose all clogged. So you guys were doing pounds or something? No, that hundred product video I did the other day. Oh, you're somewhat tired of talking. But I did the dabs the same half a week later. And so yeah, I'm good. I was testing all those vapes. Yeah. Thank you, though. I'm gonna wait. Oh, before this, I've been doing for a video for three and a half hours. Drove here to do this video. And then I'm gonna go back and finish the video. And it's all dry herb vapes. So I've been smoking weed all fucking day. But I like dry herb vapes. My chest feels good. Try herb vapes. We put the dry herb where you put weed in the vaporizer and you vape like a volcano. You know, they have the handheld ones. I like how that makes you understand. Yes. So I'm doing a bunch of products on that right now. And then I came here. So I'm gonna go back and finish. So my chest is kind of congested. Are they legit? I'm saying they're like, I got to dry herb vapes before I moved here. So disappointing. Yes. But doesn't have the arc lighter type shitter is a different. No combustion whatsoever. Oh, is that work? He conduction or convection? He cooks it like an oven. It makes it brown after. Doesn't burn. I'll bring you one. Same brand for the volcano. Yeah, storage and pickle. I mean, there's ones from Utilian. I got four from Utilian. I got the Zeus ones. I got hell. Oh, anyway, that's you on your shoulder. All done. All done. This is a break down. Sure. We never saw it. Mr. Tiktok. Dude, dog. This fucking dog. He said we have involvement. He did find me. Yep. No, he's all my lawn lawns, brother. Remember when and and and and and his family, where Gomez is looking for his lawn lawns, brother, Fester. And he finds him and he comes to the mill. And he's going to skate up dog face. He's going to skate up to this fool's house in the rain. And they're going to chest pump play mad and be friends forever. I promise. I promise you. I'm not wrong. And then the Mexican Dodger twins are going to sing you guys a sleep. You can't go to sleep. Take us to the mall or whatever they. They're sick, dude. You like the Dodgers? Well, that's not my problem. Dan, they don't rhyme at all, dude. They're still out there. They're sure they're still out there. I love it. Anyway, um, moving on to like, you know, some goofier topics. What's up, dude? What are you going to vote for for the mayor of LA? Shit. That's a good one. No, not for fucking, not for bass for who? That's a lady from Tiger King. I think you can mention the Tiger King lady with the - The mayor of Los Angeles. - Okay, so you said the mayor of LA, right, isn't it? - Well, the mayor of LA, there's some white dude running, there's a Spencer Pratt guy running, the other white dude, and then there's the black chick that's now, the dummy. - What's your name? - I don't fucking know. Stevie, you're Malcolm in the middle, that's her. - What was it, bass or what? Bass, right here? - Is it bass? - Karen bass. - Oh, you're right. Sorry, it's Karen Baskin. - She wears cork, too. - Was the lady from Tiger King. - I thought she mixed 'em up. I mixed 'em up. This was all wise, she came to Grandpa. I tripped out on her, she comes out to the public and shame, a car to the park, and she has Cortez on. She, seriously. - I don't do any politics, but I know OG does. You guys know from the rate of story time that he loves presidential campaigns. - Fuck out, thank you. - Guys. - This bitch looks like our guest next, right here. (laughing) - Oh, he's going up there right there. (laughing) - That's our mayor right there. - Damn it, Marty. - And OG upside down next to it. (laughing) - That's the campaign. That's who's running for mayor really. She's so excuseful, she's like yeah. And he's smiling big. It's the best part about the picture. Yeah, one time I saw her during the fire, she came out and gave a speech. And she said, "If you need help, you can go to the facilities." And she was trying to say an address, and she said, "H-T-T-P, George Slash." And then she started spelling the fucking website as if it was a building, like an address. That bitch's dumb as fuck. That's all. - That's what I'm saying. For sure, this way we're not able to get paid because I just called the mayor a dumb bitch, which I shouldn't. And she's the mayor of our city that I live in. - There should think it's not throughout the episodes. I really don't even think about it. YouTube's like, the fuck is wrong with you guys. - Yeah, you're right. - Call up a so long. - You're right. And we used to rob your neighbor with a car. That probably got us in trouble too. - How about robberies? - Well, it's not a robbery if you give it back. - Oh, yeah, it was a robbery. - Was it a robbery? - No, it wasn't. It was for the car. - It was in a robbery. - He cast it off. - A robbery, the fuck? - It was a concierge service. - I was gassing it up. - It was just like more like a gas service. - Yeah, it's like Hood Valley. - I like it. - Okay, have you seen the Spencer Pratt guys AI videos about LA? - Yeah. - I think those are pretty cool. - Yeah, pretty cool, huh? You know what, AI videos? I fucking hate AI. I don't like it. I don't like any of it except for the Indian cooking videos that I just recently saw that I did not. I'm looking at it. Like, there's no way this is real. Even though it looks so fucking real, they're just like serving food. You guys slap this foot in the food. Serves this, slapping his feet in the food and serves it like, that's not real. But also, that's fucking great. That's funny as hell. That, I like Arnold Schwarzenegger seeing Crossroads. I've seen it, it's really good. - Many men was great. - Huh? - Many men was good. The song. And then now Spencer Pratt's, we haven't seen it. Look up Spencer Pratt's AI videos running for mayor. They're fucking funny, dude. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They're funny. They are. - Well, for sure what. So Baskas still be the mayor. Still, if we don't move forward with me. I thought she's out already, you know. - They're voting. I have no idea. - As of right now, I think they're still processing the votes. - So she's part of them. - She's in there too, right? She could still be making it. - Yeah, I don't think there's like a cut off. - Oh, there's no cut off. - So right now we're in the midst of, there's three people. They just did an election to decide which two are gonna be able to run. - Oh, this is not for the winner. - But all the results are still pending for a couple of days. - I tried to Google this shit this morning. It's not like I know about this shit. I think that's what's going on. - Don't be used to podcast season five. Political talk. Accurate. Accurate. Political talk with Marty. I'm pretty sure there's still talent in the votes. We're gonna get the primaries. - Damn, as soon as I heard the primaries, and it wasn't about colors, I knew we were fucked. - No, we're not talking fucking color theory. I'm screwed. I don't know what we're talking about. - All right, do you want to take a dab? You scared. Or do you want to smoke joints? - Could a mayor change LA? Is there any changing LA? - Oh, bro. - How would you change LA? - It's all about it. - How would you make it better? Get rid of all the bad. Don't say that. - Yeah, just for sure. Hey, what's the biggest problem? Homeless. - Is it? - Yeah. - I think it's misuse of fun. - I think of the homelesses I think I'm pretty sure wouldn't be as bad. It would be good. - Of course, yeah. - That's the only thing. Too many people out there living in the streets, and then you got all these RVs now taking over all these fucking streets, and then it's fucking wowed out there. Wow. - That's it. - It's all the homeless problem. - Well, that's I think a major problem. That's one of our major problems. - How's it been as bad as it is? Like, close to it, like your whole life. - Fucking homeless. - This is fucking over, bro. - That's the worst thing in LA is pot holes. Retire it. - Well, I'm kidding. - I'm kidding. - Fucking. - I mean, I can see you don't fucking hate pot holes, bro. - Me too, they ruined my life right now. - Yeah, exactly. - I'm talking about full slid down side. - Pot holes, man. - This is conveniences. - Yeah, no, I would think just the homelesses is really bad, bro. - Hey, I have videos, man. - No, no. - All right, well, that was cool. - Maybe just fucking, you know, also the gas, bro. You know, California is fucking-- - That's where you fix LA, fix the gas. - Yeah, for everybody's gas, for you, for cheap, bro. Shit. - You're a fucking fight, you dude. - Go, bro. - You're a fucking grandpa now. You can't just give me answers like this. - All right, let's see, what about-- - The gas, man. - Aged your life. - Aged your life. - No, it's a good LA. How you fixing LA? - That's what I said, fucking homelesses, for sure. - Homelesses. - Okay, homelesses would be the first thing and then from there, we would have to go fucking, maybe. All this fucking, just crazy shit going all over the crime, right? For sure. - I'm gonna stop crime, like I didn't like it, you asshole. I'm a Carthid Park shit, like you guys could've been doing this the whole time. - Now, how would you fix it though? Yes, exactly. How are you gonna fix it? - Well, I'll be honest with you, I wouldn't know. I wouldn't fix it. - Give us two things besides homelessness that you would fix and don't just say crime. - No, I really don't have the crime one. You can't fix crime, bro. - Crime, you're still gonna fix it, actually. - What? - You can't give up. You can't fix it. (laughing) - Who has you three times? Are you came up with this? - No, I'm saying, yeah, fuck, what am I saying, bro, right? - This is what the real murder does, though. - That's what it should be, right? - Well, I guess we just give up that. (laughing) - What do you mean it's on fire? Do you have water? - No. - No. - Well, there's a little bit of go out. - That was last year, anyway. (coughing) - I was gonna keep that going for at least 10 times. - I just did this in front unit. You didn't even respond. - I'm talking to them, I'm doing this. - You watch this. (laughing) - I knew me who was trying to be funny, you know what I'm saying? - I knew you was doing it. - I didn't even smoke yet. - Damn. - I just killed you. - Can't slip off the pasture anymore. Your wisdom, opt. - Does your dad's strength increase, increase even more when you become a fucking girl? - Oh, good question. - I don't know, I told you guys earlier, I haven't been drinking as much anymore. It's been a minute, like, yeah, look at it. I drank like I said last week, but that was a fucking one time, and it's been over fucking. - Maybe what? - Maybe four months, five months. - Four months? Five months? (laughing) - Hey, fucking, that's a difference, man. - Yeah, my house, less than two months ago, you fell asleep on my fucking shoe thing. - Okay, so then if that was the case, and what I'm trying to say is like, I'll drink very occasionally, and it has to be like, for fucking, you know, and that's it. I won't fucking. - For fucking you. - I'm not looking forward to this thing. - Or fucking even thinking about drinking, I mean. - Well, shut up. Before, yeah, this fucking love drinking it. Especially when I was, you know, I still love wine, but I fucking. - The only butt jokes in my now. - I love it too much. I drink it too crazy, bro. It's just drinking so much bottle of shit. - OG, we were drinking and hanging out, and then I was like, where's OG? When we down stairs, and where we keep my shoes, when you walk in, you should have sleep on it. - All this, yeah, and you're a little bench, you had right? - Yeah, yeah, I get it. I just, I don't, you just cut up, thank you. - Hey, I had to find a little spot just to fucking you know. - Just couches. - Yeah, I wasn't asleep, I was just fucking turning. - Past out. We had to get you up. - No, no. - OG locks in, you did that in the wedding. - He locks in, he locks in. - He just concentrates real hard. - 30 minutes at a time. - And that's why, because as you can see, when I drink, this would've been around me, I could drink, I can hang all night, you know what I mean? But, I don't fucking see you. - I'm just saying as much, so yeah, right now, when I do drink, your fucking gets me like, bam, my drops are pretty bad. Exactly where, yeah, I do have to fucking let me go, fucking let me go. - Classes are wine, so you're cooked at this point. - One. - Oh, right now, I could probably do it right now, I could probably go bottle right now, maybe. - A bottle to the face, are you trying? - He'll chuck it in no hands. I've seen it, dude. (laughing) - And he'll slowly go to the ST. - As if he's gonna have a bottle. - He'll have a bottle, fucking you. - That's how the connoisseurs do it. - And then when he goes, like, physical, 'cause it sticks to the back of his tongue. I just imagine all that, and now you have to imagine all that. And it was funny, so I thought to me. He recorks it afterwards, what? - Well, he's like, oh, recorks it with his tongue. (laughing) - Well, you're never gonna go 'bout, dude. - I don't know, Marty's gonna recorks it with his mouth. He said it. - Is that again? - He said it with his mouth. - He records it with his mouth. - He could say it, man. (laughing) - And it's that. - Yo, you're like, you're like Frank Randall. You had Danny DeVito and always Sunny and Philadelphia. I don't think you know what you're saying, but you did just say the shit. You'll just say it. - No, no, I don't know. - You know what a fucking mean, like, you know. - No, it's not, we don't. What do you say it? What do you mean? - Time he worries, like, your brain's gonna show on it. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. I said, white mud, crud. Did you phone some crud? You hit this, will you? - No, it's not even lit. - Oh, well, I thought you were gonna take the toilet. - It's a cute tip, and I'm hitting it like a lighter. - I thought you were trying to block the little airflow. (laughing) - That's what it is, like. I got you. I'll get you there right now. I'll just put me around. on. Is OG up on all Chris Farley? Chris Farley, uh, who's Chris Farley again? Showed me a picture of him. Oh, fuck Tommy boy asshole. Tommy boy. Black sheep. Black sheep. That's what I mean. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. He was in the fridge through the 90s. He was not watching movies and shit. That Chris Farley, the white guy from the Saturday Night Live, passed away. Oh, yes. Okay. But now you say it, but I wouldn't remember fucking it if you just, you said it in a fucking way. I wouldn't. I swear. It's just that I do a lot of people I know by faces and shit or like, so maybe something they did. All right. I know that it was cool. You know, I'll watch your shit. But their names, I really am not too much. It's that's Marty. That's Marty. That's Marty's a friend. So you know, I know, I know, you know, I'm sure I wasn't sure, but you knew what the fuck is fucking what? What the fuck is fucking what? Chris. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna fucking shame it that way. You know, ever. I thought you with fucking kid frost. I look up to Chris Farley. You look up to kid frost. I can't come to this fucking guy. And iced tea. Ice tea. You know, he knows every line from CSI that iced tea's in. I didn't watch this shit. Yeah, I know you lived it. Yeah. No. Yeah, I never watched the fucking thing. How are you gonna fix L.A. is what I'm asking, though. Like, I told you, bro, it's got to be your home. Yo, dude. I was the one with this guy. It's crazy, dude. It's like when you feed a dog, it's like, no, I've been beat. I've been beat. And it goes into the truck and I was like jumping all over you and pissing you off. That's you dude. That's you now. No, no, no, no, no. We're gonna get you chipped and you're cutting your balls off. That's it. You're gonna live with writer now, dude. He's living in the side of the house, man. Your hips are gonna go bad. It's over. What's your hips go bad? We put you down. It's full. Oh, bad. You want to hear something really funny. You have to imagine it. OG's dad looks nothing like a Mexican cholo fool at all. He looks like my fucking dad. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty sure. Yes, he does. He looks like clean face Edward James Elmos teacher. Your dad looks like he's a fucking principal. And he's tall as fuck and like light, not so dark. He looks fucking Portuguese. No, he has a little boy, a little fucking, a little boy. Yo, his dad looks like my dad, you need your dad's shirt, are you ever too? Yeah. That's why I had you. I wanted to show you what your grandpa looks like. Yeah. You don't put me on. Don't put me on. Is it a trip, though? OG was raised by a guy that's like, pick up your pants, pronounce your words and talk American. That's you talk like that is fucking crazy to me. Is from my score originally? I don't know. He's from America. He's from Texas. Oh, yeah. He's that's. Oh, an American. Is it not American? No, no, no, no. You're just being blooded. Blooded, blooded, blooded, blooded. I remember blooded blood out. No. The fucking stepdad, that's Matt mean, that's mean to the the cholo brother, that's mean to Chris Pratt or whatever, not Chris Pratt. Benjamin Pratt. Remember, the fucking gangbanger boxer fool, his stepdad, and he smacks him. You're going to pay rent. That's what he's dad. No, no, no, no, my dad's originally from Texas, you know what I mean? He just, they crossed them over just to have them over there and they had to go right back to America. American. Mexico just made them American citizen. You know? That's crazy, right? Then he had you, which is fucking nuts. You're really our product of your environment, dude. Right? No, for real. What do they grow up in Texas? What if you grew up in Texas is real? Fuck. Whoa. You be all did you wear boots? You say the n-word for sure Oh, Stilo run that bag in the edit Yeah, no on the fuck boots Yeah, but not for sure You dad's American. It's fucking weird when I met him. I did not expect it. It's kind of awesome It's like my dad. He's just like an American. He's also a Mexican speech bench So when he moved to East LA was that Regular place. No, he was already over here. They brought him over here to LA. I think when he was like I think he came down he was a 14 or 13 years away from that he came down from LA from Mexico from And then fucking yeah, I just don't understand like who he talks Talks more like I do really what do you mean? You're saying he just he's got no like I'm Spanish. I'm from LA my pop through that and an ounce of yates Yeah, he's just that he's just that hardworking Mexican fucking straight by the book and I mean fucking one of those dads You know, but old school that you would never expect he walks up What's up, man? Is that you so we did that guy or something? Oh my god. That's your fucking dad. You water polo coach What is he? Yeah, my dad's really fucking real quiet keeps himself a shit, but I get why Matthew looks the way he does Yeah, man, he looks like a water polo half Mexican white kid You know that looks like American like your dad's American. It's really funny, dude, and you're just all straight edge. It's a weird He's like chat hangs due to the family That the fuck to turn I like that dog There's only a few a few of us that would you know like we only have like maybe about what? About six seven of us that were like gang members went the bad way and then They were not supposed just the opposite with the cool way fucking opposite Opposite shit. I wouldn't beat the shit out of you. That was my kid. Hey, big of your pants. No, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you then I want to show up to school with you my grandma did that to my uncle my uncle is younger than me Dude, that was highest fuck. I'm in the twelfth grade. I'm walking back from lunch because I'm high as shit I just is that my fucking grandma great. No Only lady in the world. I don't want to see me high and I saw her and I just try to you don't remember playing off being high When you're younger you feel like you're walking like you don't want to look good in the eyes. Yeah, you're like you're walking with fucking cartoon hands and shit Hi grandma. Where are you Carlos? She sat with my uncle for every fucking school period for two weeks straight Because he wouldn't do his work or nothing you get back to them She sat with him next to him in class My dad did that to my sister one time oh really a whole fucking day sat with her I thought it was cool. I never get to see this motherfucker. I'm like, dad. Why are you here? Why don't you tell me you're gonna be here? You never show up to shit dickhead. Yeah, no it wasn't that bad my mom would I don't think my mom might want to show it up We should with my ass after oh for real. Oh, I don't even want to be sure asked most of the Mexican ladies don't oh Yeah, that's where their kids are chose Really is she throw shoes? Yeah, I never got the shoe thing. I'm just gonna dodge it No, I told you they ever tell you that one time I I don't know what I did I tried fucking taking up on her running. I swear bro. I got that door I fucking shut in that motherfucking chocolate media right to the door bro as I closed it She hit me boom ran the face bro, and I closed it fucking Fucking wild Fuck yeah, we should ever come on here just don't worry about it, but I always tell you mom come in I just tell her she's got that chocolate because you come from a ranch and I know you throw rocks for fun I feel like we're related somehow. So you know, I mean so that's what she was good Broke as fuck you that's what you do when you don't even around store rocks genuinely Because he's the same cause my grandma Same color room taxes. What's it? Same color? Cardless. There goes iced tea again. Look at you Okay, one of real quick How many dabs you've been taking that was the question me How many what dabs? How many dabs lit have you been taking in life a life fuck well too many Oh too many fuck are you kidding me? Okay, dabs I want to say fuck over fucking recently. Oh In your life in your daily life Not calculated me dabs you have two dabs three dabs a night like maybe not a night Where like maybe before by eight o'clock also taking a few dabs because I don't know for some reason me fucking burn me out, you know Oh, it kind of helps me out to fucking just knock out You know, so I use it like that. J's by day dabs by night. Yeah, there you go Take it that I used to try taking it. This one takes that all day. I do that shit. Fuck no bro I fall on a clock for fucking naughty now off the rigor off the puff girl Fuck either bro. Fucking that fucking hash. Fuck me on bro. You know, I mean it does Remember we used to smoke a lot together. That was crazy To my we used to waste it waste to you used to get me We used to fucking take one gram and I wasn't really asking. I was just talking shit Fuck it. It's fucking. I was just saying like remember when you used to guy, man. You know you scared I became a grandfather Yeah, it's just that oh, oh, she's a grandpa times - I don't feel I don't feel that I need that much to get high if honestly you don't You know, I get it. It's not the highness. It's the fun. Yeah, I get it, but After a while you like fuck that, there's too much smoke and I'm just a line fucking my body. I'm already half I'm not trying to relate to me movie or go through my long detail. Do you know me right? No, I'm not gonna agree with you Yeah, for me I bet you I smoke maybe fuck you maybe he not even happen with you smoking out, you know in a day I'll smoke maybe fucking maybe Two not even two joints like this in a day, bro I'll be spoiled remember that You should say that shit to me so I just don't smoke that much Do you want dab or not? I think you do. I got you Okay real quick you know before we do this I Have a segment I have a segment I want to introduce you to we're starting it today and it's only gonna be for one guy ever and it's you Are you ready for the segment? It's called part of UFC for you have come on in came Alaska's beat the shit out of this guy All right put it on yeah this segment's called stuff. I've never seen Cholo eat Are you ready stuff as Cholo's never eaten before I haven't got the words down yet I've been smoking weed all day, but here's a here's that I want to see you drink it drink it You can't read if we don't get you fucking read glasses on you fool you fool it No, it's a really masculine cool fucking I don't drink Starbucks This is a political stop star book Yeah, he does I got another coffee shop business Starbucks Drink time okay, we've never seen a Cholo drink him before Not only that food, but you know, I'm not I'm not eating sugar right now Stop it. I'm not I had any sugar fruity like about two hours two hours. It's not sure you're free. It's Monday. It's sugar free That's made for it Take a sip dude take a sip it's a segment called shit I've never seen Cholo's eat No, no, that's a fact. I don't I don't go to Starbucks. What up? This is some Guinness World Records It's not a I put ube in it. That's a fucking give me it. I'll show you it has ube in it I made it purple so it'd be girly so you would see you drink it a girly drink asshole it's ube it's a frappuccino man Promise it is actually they have that option to turn it purple Don't I think I'm gonna analyze the nutrition one sip Come on No, you have never told me your stance on boycotting of something Never have this political affiliations get out of here. Never have wrong me You're I know your life face and that's the life face. That's the life face. Well, you know me you think I forgot You think I forgot you would have told me that you think I forget it's already bought It's a robot Drink okay, okay, I'll probably take a look. No, literally. Oh, it's it. Yeah, okay. It's the segment He thinks we drugged it. We didn't drug it full We didn't put anything in it We were skeptical This is a segment. I got four things for you to try it's sealed It's sealed I said four things for you to try Take a fucking nibble and then pass it on you cannot do the first sauce read the fucking thing I Can read it Stuff show those won't be gonna keep giving me drinks and drinks No, okay, I'll say you bring the next drink fuck that bring the next drink You give me drinks Something I know a chose never drink protein water And that's the one you're all right with Ever since we came a grandpa yours is not on bro. It's just dumb this infused water. I know what it is Drink you some It's sealed. I didn't fuck with it the same company that own Starbucks made the water by the way It's protein water Yeah, I know you can't read that shit, but I bought you a protein water to try I've never seen a child drink another one. This is the segment as well. I Don't want that that's the point Not a gate not a cholo. Yeah, I don't believe you. You couldn't even read that shit. You don't even know what he's read it. You know It's great. I'm for you to even read it. It's great. I'm you dummy. Yeah. No, I was kidding. It's not great I'm could you imagine my game's crazy heavy fucked up and you can't read close get lately didn't read it No, he definitely looked at it All infused and he read the word infused. He just said it and he did this. I don't know. We know I work glasses Protein I could see I just I just can't see the little fucking small letters It says protein ray makes on it. I see it. Me. Oh, try it. No, I did try the other one We try There you go try me Oh He can't even see my try. Oh, come on take a little sip That's my good disgusting Taste it right there. I think we take a fuck. I just drink it. It tastes like mixed berry frozen simple truth free form No artificial flavor water. It tastes like fucking medicine. No, I look at it. It tastes almost like they put that iron medicine How are you fucking taste say I like your revolts more I wish I wish Ryan's sickler talk like that Earn he doesn't hear almost it's dookie. Yeah, for sure. Try that one That's a collagen I googled things white women eat I swear to fucking God It's in my recent search is things white women Collagen protein sparkling water. Try it. You'll turn you to one You talk about that credit go your insurance going through via my eye drink that shit, dude Automatically approved You can't even read it says vitamin C. No, it doesn't I didn't see no where oh, you're blind little booker. No, there's 40 things on it. That's not that read it again Say vitamin C it does I can see it. Anyways, well, what's all trinket? What is this grapefruit? This is like a review It's a blood orange. Yeah, I know I bought it I post with the blood orange trinket collagen protein water. Cholo Dude write a skateboard and drink it like dog face. I was I put in my trunk. Oh, I didn't drive That's not bad drink the whole thing with no hands What's your teeth over it? It's all right. That was make you disappear. Mm-hmm That's it. What's your review on it man regular water? I think it's good. Just like regular water and car a water Mayor a water can you write that down marijuana cannabis infused water? Can we fucking get the the domain? I'll start trademarking that shit tonight. I'll go by the domain right now. Mara water. Oh Whoa, not a maker not a maker. That's why dad named you Joe Dirt set another maker. That's how we just got that Let's go marijuana. Give you a trick a little bit of your fucking purple prep, you know, this is it's okay All right, the foam's going away. Oh, I like it. I want to see a cholo drink a purple drink Said I like it. I like it. I like it. I like that. He said that I like it. I'm gonna scrape it a scramble like that great stuff. Say it Oh, gee has fucking what is it? Mara's all that fucking Mexican liquid instead of p to the oil. That's what he uses I like scraper the scrambling. They take like a little diet. It's not even a mistake. I'm taking a drink of that. I'm out of that way. Well, yeah, no actually I got that Here's credit paid to get here faster for you. So what now? Drink of this at the end because all I should say is horrible. If I drink this, it's gonna make that shit taste I'm not gonna like it. So yeah, fuck that. Wait The fucking you know, you have to mix it to some water No, that's all right for that. I mean, I'm pretty good there, but I'm scared. I'm not scared I mean, my mom wouldn't let me up there and she'll get real mad if I go up there. So I'll keep watch She'll know that's you she goes to another school - Ooh, stop asking. - That's you right now. - No, if I drink that, it would make the stuff I drink before, it tastes like shit, even though I said it tasted like shit. So I'll drink that at the end. So that doesn't taste like shit. When I already said it sucks. - You're a limo fucker, man. - No, my dad, when he's on drugs, here. He's not making any sense. - You put them in there? - Yeah, I put some in there. After he takes the dab. - Is it on? - No, it's gonna vibrate, and when it vibrates, you inhale on it. - It's your favorite part. - You should put your mouth over it, and you hang, hang on to it with your lips, swing it. - Your whole favorite part. - You work the joystick with your nose, actually. - Yeah. (laughing) - Whoa. - See what the. - Whoa, Marty. - That's what's the tough tether. - I love that. (laughing) You work the joystick with your nose. That's crazy. What the fuck, man? I love that. That was great. Keep it in it, no, you're good. I'm gonna get a topper that has a mustache at the top of the puff, so I'm gonna hit it. 'Cause they have a little mustache every time I rip it. We had a lot of ideas just looking at you. You're like a caricature today. Look at the picture of him still upside down on the TV. It's. Don't even change it. Leave it. Turn it back on the other way. - So it looks like you're picking up couches? Or do you keep your toes? - Yeah, it looks pretty pretty. - It looks like your shoulder laces are up. - Looks like he's got an ankle on it. - Look at it from this angle. - Looks. - Looks. That's the Raider's ankle monitor said or the fans are at all times. - Oh, sure. I was fucking dying in pain, bro. - No, you're smiling. - Well, I'm saying, that's what helped me out. I was smiling there already, 'cause it was already working. - Is this the one-time thing you were doing this all the time? - No, I don't do it no more, I don't need to. But I'm trying to. - Well, I'm gonna say, it fix about 70% of it, and I deal with 30% of it, which is in bad, it's fucking the way it was before, right? I felt like the fucking arm was gonna fall out, bro. - For months of hanging upside down like this? - No, I get that only for a ball. - It's a bat tech. - I wanna say it like a ball. No more than 70 days. - No more than 10 times. - No more than 70 days straight, nothing big. No, we do. - I'll do it twice a day. - Every day for like about a week. - Okay. - 14 times a week, that's insane. - Yeah. - It should work. - No, I was saying it for a ball. I'll stay like that for about five minutes. - Yeah. - He's losing memories every couple of seconds? - No. - I mean, it was actually bad for you. - Imagine getting fired like that. - I wasn't, hey, you're a hazard, dude. - You're out of here. - Get the fuck out of here. - Yeah, what's it now? - We're good though. - No we're not. Your shoulders fucked up, you should've got him all right. I didn't do nothing but hurt. - Should've been jacked up already. - No one hasn't. - Well, it's not that it's been jacked up, but for jacked up, I think in two seconds. - You get to rebuttal him once and he'd be like, - You're right, I was lying. - I think I fucked up in 2019. So it's been in a minute. - You're right, I was bullshit. It's been in a minute. - All right, you ready? Remember when you just didn't participate in our thing, that was so cool. - What do you mean? I can't tell you, you can't tell you. - It's like two of the drinks that I can. Are you ready for the last thing? - We're happy to have never seen Cholo's eat. Are you ready? Take a bite of that. It's avocado toast. I never seen a Cholo eat avocado toast in my life. They're not allowed to go out of their neighborhood, you know, and Mexican spots don't sell avocado toast. - Yeah, hey, well, that's avocado toast. Oh yeah. - I love avocado toast. - Oh, sure. - I mean, in the same breath. - Full circle. - I don't know what you put on here. - What do you, I put on it? It was sealed, man. - Hey, you know, hey, Rocco, give me an napkin food. Here, here, here, I got you. Starbugs napkin, the shit you support. - Shout out, OG and Mini came with four catering today, the way you do it. - And then you just didn't want to eat the stuff. We brought, what a rude guy. - What do you mean? - All right, that's a good point. - Pretty good. - Wow, years of gang banging just disappearing with every tasteful explosion, gentrification. - Gentrification in real time. - Oh, shit, you got dress shoes on. - Oh my God, dress shoes on. - Oh my God, he's wearing any bowers shirt. I thought that was a pro club. Let's hear some vacations. Remember in Beauty and the Beast? - Turns back into a dude, he's floating at the end. - That's him right now. He's turning into what his dad wished. - Yeah, whoa. - Cowboy hat. - Check your boots. - Boots. - Let's see you. Not boots from Dorexploreful, wearing boots. - Oh, okay. - Hey, what'd you get to that? Well, of course, it's pretty good. - Eat all of it. - Oh, eat all of you. - 800 milligrams, dude. - Yeah, I wouldn't got any. - No, I wouldn't do that. I'm just kidding. - There is some fuckin' shit on top right here. - It's pepper. - That's not pepper for you with some liquid shit. - Oh, it's called balsamic vinegar, man. It's on top of avocado toast. I love that you have to be that scary. - What's up, Rocco? What is this? - Look at this show. - What is this? - That's what it looks like. - Is this hard bread? - It looks like some hearts. - Is this burnt bread? - It's called toast. - Whoa! I really eat that with weenies. - That's what a true Mexican would say. (all laughing) - Come on, I'm not taking this all the way, you know. - So that we'll eat this one, okay. - Hey, say the word sandwich. - Sandwich. - Oh shit. - That's not like an European dude during an American accent. - That's not a forced. - Inventing his dad and children. - Yeah, sandwich. 'Cause every boy I've ever met from East LA and armor said says sandwich. - Oh yeah, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it. - You say it. - I probably might have said it, do you like that? - For sure. - We talked about it last time. How you say it, hopefully. - Can I say it like that? - All right. Here you go. - Fucking sandwich. - Do you guys see, as of today, apparently, Elon Musk gonna become the first millionaire. - Oh yeah. - Is he the first millionaire? - Yeah. - No. - So apparently SpaceX was a private company and it went to the stock market today. Which is gonna launch him into being a trainer. - I thought there was already a trillionaire. - Strangerly. - He had a whole room full of gold. - That only added up to like a couple hundred grand. - Rich. - Rich. - He's become more American. As he eats, take it to the bite. - No, I'm gonna eat it. - Take it to the bite that mustache's gonna fall off. - Let's do it. - My name's Paul, what's he gonna say? - You can call me Pascual. - They fuckin' drink already. - Well, little baby said, man. - Yeah, you know what? - The foams are melted. - You just wait until it's completely melted. - And a nice Armenian that smell like cigarettes brought that, man. - Really? - Yeah, dude, come on. We're in LA, you know what Armenian brought that shit. - We saw a set of Armenians hop off and pull out the young juicy tube by the way, a shout out to them. - Some fucking Armenians pull the process away. The hopton McLaren is heard. - GZ fuckin' puppy hell in the house. - I did not expect that. What are you scared of, dude? Down here, it's our time. - That's too fair. - There, it's there, time. - Right? - That's not the guineas, well, let's fuckin' in there. That's inception. Just made you think it was the guineas. You never see an inception, then never mind. - Oh really? - Oh really? - Yeah, that's all. - I got you. - You're the one with the information. - Have you seen it, really? - No, I thought you wanted me to start debating about it. You can tell me, yeah. - No, it's from the goonies, we know that. Inception's about some shit that's not real. - Oh, I think it's the same shit. - No, yeah, inception's kind of like the guineas. - Oh, okay. - They steal a bike. A brother does steal a bike as a red bandana. - Also, they're not like trying to actually make fun of a movie like, you know, that scary movie or that. - No, inception's kind of like the guineas. It's kind of the same story. You should watch it. - Oh, okay. - When you get done with it, call me. - That was just, you know what other movies like that? Was it called. - Black clansmen. - Something eight, something eight, four. Was it called just recent? - Eight ball and mjg. Is that what you're saying? - No, you fool. - Oh, sorry. Go. What's all these thoughts on this? UFC is supposed to be going down to my own light. I don't think he knows. - I don't think he knows. - So, this is supposed to be the biggest sportsman. Blah, blah, blah, blah. But also, they built up this stage on the White House lawn. - The lawn of the White House. - Not really considering that it's supposed, I mean, it's supposed to like rain and thunderstorm and all this shit, like kind of weird, kind of goofy, kind of strange. I don't know, this is supposed to happen in my mind. - What do you have thoughts on about that, man? - I didn't even know what they were saying. - Now that you know. - That they're gonna have in the middle of thunderstorm and all that shit. - Say we didn't say that. - That's not something. - What do you think about the White House? - Yeah, do you have the UFC going down on the White House lawn? - That had to fall, that's kind of. - Did you say that? - That's something new. That I fucking have never would thought they would ever do something like that. I see a UFC fight and shit like that. You can actually bring fucking whole crowd to fight the White House. It's fucking weird. - Inside the White House. - That's fucking weird. - In the kitchen. - Yeah, this fucking day off. - That's weird. - That's weird, you can have it on there because that's supposed to be like, you know, fucking, you know, that's supposed to just have anybody there like that, bro. You can have the whole fucking way. - Bro, how many thousands of people are there? - Oh no, they're only letting 50 people in. - No, for real, they're only gonna do those surrounding. Look at this picture. - It does look tiny. - Oh my God, are you fucking shitting me? It really is small. - Yeah, it's just a little. - Oh, I was joking, there's gonna be no spectators. - But there is a couple like seats around. - Oh, I was joking, that's like fucking 40 seats. - But it's up on this pedestal like, I want to see them on the grass. That should have been because they're on the grass. - Yeah, that's cool. I want to get on stage and pretend it's you guys and just talk shit. I would have so much fun and getting fights. Sorry. Yeah, I did have a roast on the word. I mean, it's possible. He says really like, I'm fucking I do you hear that? He feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. It's like half big really. I should really start hitting me. What? This after I started drinking with the shit's fucking started hitting me. The protein water. Once I drank the sugar, something is just this note, the sugar free man. Don't matter. Whatever fucking just to make sure whatever fuck it is. The system is very delicate. You got your inner juice. There you go. The protein kicked in little cramps. Yeah, but probably that sort of made that double kicking because I wasn't filling in and also I had tick those drinks. I'm what's up guys. Taking them on from the super, super structured and non chaotic episode to talk about our sponsor and that's Puffco. Bunch of new products. I just got some new colorways and let me show you brand new Puffco pivot. This is the sapphire edition. Okay. And you know everything always matches. So coming in with the match in box. I can't tell you how many times this is coming handy because it has everything I need in one little cap. So I take this, I take this and that's all I need for the day. 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It's in front of you in the shot. We're going to fucking make a Starbucks post for you and tag Starbucks and put influencer on it. If you're not taking a drink, you know, trust me. Give me a try. I hate fucking coffee. I'll try first. Dig. No, and the thing is that I don't fuck with coffee either. I'm worth. I mean, no, no. Mendy. I only fuck with coffee in the morning. I don't fuck with coffee at night. Yeah, so take a fucking sip. That's all we need. So you could try it because the show has never drank this drink in life. What do you mean? I see this. Where it stops. Well, we didn't. Wait, you saw that Starbucks. You're supposed to see some more Starbucks. You were there. I passed by and I'm like, what's that shoulder doing in there? There's a Starbucks. No. I've never drank coffee. That doesn't look like coffee to me. It's ube powder to make it purple. Okay. I'm trying to make it girly. Oh, okay. I've never drank coffee and that shit was pretty fucking good. It's vanilla bean cream frappuccino with sauce ube powder. Try it. Jerk. One baby sip. One baby sip. A little baby sip. The fuck is this shit? The more you hold it, the more you look like you love Starbucks. It's just take a sip. It's ube powder, man. I just drank it. It's drinking. Oh, man. Take a half a sip, man. You're asking it. Try it in it. Try it again. Make sure you know what? It tastes like I'm like a little fucking cake. It's ube. Ube. I don't think we know what that is. It's sort of a protein or something. I made some fucking powder. I did. I did. I did. Take it off and get a phone. It's fucking guy off. You get a low picture of the Starbucks in frame and like just on the OG and we're gonna tell you this is brand is a brand it up brand a basket. He loves Starbucks. He loves quatezes in Starbucks. OG is completely out of frame right now. I don't think. I don't focus. Hey, go this way, man. It's pretty good. It's not bad. It's not bad. I didn't even try to fake it. It was a good. I didn't even taste it. I drank a half way up a let it go. I thought you would see it. I pulled the old faculty on you. When the girl undoes it with her alien. That's why I want to drink a lot of it just in case you did put something here. It was a sealed Starbucks cup. It's not a good show. Yeah, look it. I could still the back. Give me the little cover. I'll see you right back for you. Stuff we see white people eat on the daily. Try it seriously. It tastes like like a fucking cake. Not seriously. You literally drank a cake. No, seriously. This is for my people. That's fucking that. That was way more down to you. This is where I'm part. It's just a little bit too sweet for me. I'm like a black Ella sweet stuff in it to make it girly. Yeah, this is a sauce. I thought they were going to line the fuck with sauce to make it look cool. They didn't. I drink black rust oil and shit. It will ask me for a flat white. Yeah, that's what it's called. Black rust oil, dude. Yeah, Starbucks. You haven't been there in a minute. I'm saying I only drink black coffee. Seven days a week for the past. How about that Vietnamese shit? I don't know how to stray. That coffee's fucking wild. I like when I shouldn't fucking had me fucking. There you go. Fucking tripping, bro. I felt like I did a fucking line of fucking meth. No, back in the day. Sorry. I've got. He's even no one mess. It was like wired. Yeah, bro. That's good. Hi. That's good. Hey you. Try this. Yeah, what is that? Fucking Q tips. Oh, I thought I was a Q tips food. I'm trying to try a Q tip. I thought I was a Q tip. How would you taste it? Why not? It's all like this food that I was trying to do. You sure you on that side. Okay, but what is this? So I'll show you right now. Hold it. Check it out. I'll tell you before you take it. I'm going to just give you some mystery powder for this. This is from bear lab. I think it's called. Yeah, bear lab and it's called Moroccan peaches. Smell it. Edible dabs. It's an edible made with hash, but you eat it. How much is a little scoop? A little scoop is 10 milligrams. One full scoop and percent. Try a little bit of DMT in there. I was waiting until I hit you down before I let you know. Super small trace of DMT. It said. DMT white. Yeah, it's like it's boot like black market DMT. Oh, my god, I love powder. Shit. What do you say? Some y'all rocks crumbled. It's a powder, dude. Yeah, like little sand, little sand grades. So it's just edibles that look like dabs. It's a little bit of DMT in this. You think I fucking joking here? You guys money? What the fuck are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you. He'll take it. He said not enough to trip. We'll read it right there. What the fuck not to trip? He said not enough to like freak the fuck out here. Try it. I'll read it. Sign the box. Then make it Seattle. I don't know how it's legal. Oh shit. I was gonna fuck around, but I caught that shit spilled all my water. I poured some more water. I don't understand. You dabbed this also and you can eat it in between dabs. It's T.H.D. and DMT. You guys think I'm fucking around? Look at the box. Yeah. It's all about this. I mean, look, I took it and I even took it. Look at this little baby scooper, though. What are you supposed to do with this shit? Yeah, bro. What is that? Just plop it. Let me see the box. He can't reach it up close. I know. I know. And that's why I made you read it. So he couldn't read it first and read that it said DMT on it. I knew he couldn't read it. I'm an asshole. I am an asshole, but it's okay. See small badge handcrafted. Open your mind. Yeah, I mean, DMT. I'm not kidding here. I mean, this couldn't look more like a fucking DMT. It literally is a DMT molecule on the box. You see it? Yeah. Tell me if you feel it. I don't feel shit. He said you're not going to feel it unless you take the whole thing. It's micro dosing. You spoon the scoop powder plays on tongue. Let the soft switch around mouth for one. I feel a little warming back in my head. I've never done DMT. I don't know what that feels like. Ampersons. I've done DMT, but not like that. At a bold job. See? Expand your mind. Open your mind. It says point one in the whole the whole thing. This point one of DMT in the entire box. Which one do you want? Which one do nothing? I shot that. You fucking spoon the shot. What have you got up? You tripping? You tripping already? two damn two gay banger really big man we're 48s but only need 36s that's you I keep a 12 inch on me of jeans don't be scared dude do you feel anything or no I think you are scared that's what you got to actually I still water all over all of my stuff so I was just wiping it off how you feeling man of the DMT I knew you wouldn't be able to read it that was the best part about this right that concludes stuff I've never seen Cholo's eat thanks for being a terrible terrible contestant I appreciate it dude hey do this segment I don't want to do that oh thanks man no I don't want to drink I don't support that but you know who I fucking was praising before the election some fucking moron I don't support that I know your you know your views have changed but still oh you know it's really good Monday I have the oh yesterday go check out Yola clips channel I dropped the animated story time all right next mushroom OG at the raider game that's what I'm getting animated next mushroom story time and then you at the raider game when I had when all that happened I'm gonna retell it and haven't redo the whole thing to animation it's gonna be fun the clip was so legendary because we we had the actual footage when you're all walking that's great I think I wasn't recording I was holding you up and they're showing this walk up to it was on my phone but it wasn't me recording could you imagine when at the raiders get like stadium the list of people that aren't allowed in what that looks like a thousand people long if you black out you throw up you're out isn't that crazy but it's just like cookie cutter loax raider time yeah you never been recognized I saw Mexican with a mustache and he had a a naked lady tattoo on his arm like his jeans were huge and he was beating his wife he had three kids with them he thought it was his sisters but there were his daughters that's how young he is that's you are you ready yeah go get this now I'm good why now you're gonna dab after you eat the damn tea do you really not feel anything but you feel anything off the powder I was already I took that edible edible start kicking in when I told you it was just trying to kick in so I don't know what the fuck I had to get again to do it again show the motion that you said edible kicked in to again that was sick that was really cool all right so you're a grandpa now there's a water right there it's full it's just back clear you said no eat that Chinese food that's just pretty good that's pretty good you think eating the avocado toast made your edible better it that'd be the case sir I think people would take money on drugs if avocado toast boosted their high I think you're fucking high it even makes sense treat the whole bottle all of it we've never seen the trello slam a whole bottle of water we've never seen trello slam a whole bottle just mad dog 40s 2020s treat nothing where's where's OG out with NBA finals in the NHL Stanley Cup we got both coming to a conclusion right now he you don't gotta mix first what oh what happened at the spurs win yesterday or what happened I didn't know I watched again the night before when the the next one came back I think it's the ship was probably tonight oh and then did they play yesterday or they came back where they went traveling back over there yeah yeah okay so yeah I'm telling you haven't watch fucking basketball I'm gonna pretty start watching it now and fucking we don't got a LeBron James fuck why not I'm gonna say you say you don't have LeBron James no I say like to start watching now basketball watch the link oh since they have LeBron I just said that you said LeBron James is gone you said no oh my bad yeah he is gone I think so right I think you're making shit up you don't even know check it out brother I don't know I'm fucking everything I've been watching prices what did you see you saw an article saying LeBron James left the Lakers no what did he gonna go I'm thinking about going to the lawyers or some shit or not the way where did you get this information he's still a member of the Lakers but he's an unrestricted free agent following the expiration of his two-year contract he's in some weird gray area right now or some shit you had a dream you had a dream and then you like I think I think they treated him or not trade him at that yeah that's racist he's not traded him that's crazy how you feeling dude now that you're not working the spot no more and then you have a little baby around your house because you're a grandpa now and then your neck hurts how's the life pretty good I'm bad actually better than ever do the whole water he's a full-time male model technically that is true that is true and you work oh so oh yeah you might see OG at your fucking local smoke shop OG's working with us with proper papers and he's been getting us in today he got us in the first shop and you still ain't yeah he's telling oh shit I've got a first shop finally the same and yeah right there what was the sales pitch when you went in there how to go down actually it was cool man he already I guess he already I was on FaceTime with him like a bad girlfriend we don't face time when you go inside he was like stay on FaceTime with me all right cool dude you know I'll coach you chill right there I'll smoke right there he's telling pretty cool you've right away you walked in like this so he could hear me like in SpongeBob where he puts him under for the driving test and then I was talking through his hat just in case he needed back up no it's like how much are these 24 90 and then he repeated it and worked no hesitation bro no hesitation just took three days no hesitation I took a while while you know I didn't have I never I was better than I was kidding but so how you liking it huh now we're in the DTPG no more now you have a little baby around your house how is life don't just better than ever and you stop talking what do you mean it's it's been great I've been chilling now fucking actually fucking stress-free they're in the life right now that's for sure what's next next I got we're working on something right now for sure we got something going on it's fucking you know I just hey I had a lot of things going on but you know fuck hey shit sometimes doesn't work out you know so look at fuck what are you not going on shit doesn't work out what's next though he's like what's your aspirations meaning goals not aspergers aspirations you know so we got we got the food business coming and we got the clothing and then you know we got proper papers as well it's cracking I'm ready to leave a five-star review I'm trying to decide the most to better you know what I mean trying to get proper papers I like the idea him just going in and demanding the whole set on shit just you should go in there with you like that every time she do that she do that she do that there's like papers you made a game in your whole life help us out it's game made for the for the Lord game in for positivity proper proper hit up extortion proper extortion you can make money you're making more that's exactly this is like sure yeah remember that going off where they can't refuse you should start walking a lot in the info dog that you start saying every time because you're gonna be like he's in the end right but no he's Pakistan you know whatever you know you should do right when you walk in like do you have two same height chairs watch this and then you do your shoulder trick or you send your shoulders so impressed like dog give me the warehouse actually you know what I'm gonna open another store just to sell your paper that's what's gonna happen now you walk in you bring your own chairs have them bitches on right in the middle soon as they turn around upside down your upside down now fuck that it's on the boxes of the proper your shoulders will be fucking rocked out for sure you start taking peptides okay any really funny to see what you just get but yeah now the whole workout is on the proper rock he's doing the step-up he's doing the push-ups on everything what's the peptides peptides you ever seen like pepto bismol the pink shit yeah it's it's that's right that first two letters is the same okay and then you ever see the like the ocean like with the tides okay same thing it's just ocean water but it makes you - Cap Robbins. - Cap, time. Peptopism on wave is a peptopism on I either way I can say this because he's not paying attention He'll only listen the second time I say something. Are you ready for the peptides are yeah peptides are like go Rocco Stayed out loud Didn't help That's so peptides say you're horrible Change your fucking hormones around Drink yeah, why do you want to give me that purple drink? I guess I ready you have a hormone testosterone as you get older goes down peptide boosts That thing that makes the hormone naturally that you can naturally build it again. It's not a steroid steroids It's an external coming in. This is going in what it goes in and makes your hormone start activating again So if you have a hormone that like rebuild your body, you know when you get hurt This peptide will make that hormone go fucking super active and you'll start healing fast So people like pass on was I grew open again Remember I told you is I fucking wide open. It's full-solved buff. He looks young as fuck Because he's taking the Wolverine peptide that fixes you so his hands getting better the nerves are getting better in his arm So that's it. I'm about to take oh I just got approved by my insurance To get peptides I'm getting patches. I'm not doing this needle But it's for the Wolverine one for and I'll put it in the back No, that's they do like John. He's on hell of peptides right now and every warning has to hit himself with a needle like fucking six I'm good What the fuck you do twice a day. I believe so no thanks. I don't like needles But I can do patches. I'm doing patches and I'm gonna try to fix my back. The Wolverine you know Wolverine fixes in central, right? I just Just explain the shit to you jack in there shit into your stomach fool. What the fuck fool even if it's already you take a pill every day This is me can feel better I mean, yeah, I don't know about it's natural fool. It activates what's already in your body to work on Amazon That's it. That's it. So you know what girls as you're supposed to come from is it a man made chemical? So how do we how do you come to you? How do we how do we get it though? I know where we can get it but how do they make it? Oh, you say what is it? Yeah, where is it made out of a plant? Is it made out of a synthetic I think sometimes it's made out of plants and stuff, but there's other ways to Look at that you're a temper that's not peptides in the picture That's right now. That's straight up fucking just straight up some fucking Mexican fucking years say Mexican first I didn't know where you're going second. They synthesized them or their inflow to be creative go They're formed in protein rich foods meet eggs dairy. It's in your body of foods naturally or they make it synthetically or synthetic But it's not like taking the steroid The steroid unnaturally makes you Yeah, this is like hey your testosterone's low hits you with it and your testosterone will start activating again because you're getting older That's it. Okay. Okay. So it's like hey this one for your cells is going low I want to take the one that makes my cells regenerate faster and that's it so it's like a super pill or it's a super shot I'm getting peptide patches for my back to see if it helps So I'm tired of my back hurting every fucking day. Yeah, I feel you and I'm not trying to take no let me know how it works for you And then maybe I will Watch me a taller you might have a couple five six inches I gain the inch my back to compression. Yeah, no, you used to be tall for me. Oh, you're a fucking tall, man You used to be tall. I just said I got taller Everyone needs to do remember when you're like, oh, he's up. He's and then I was so tall that you couldn't even reach so you would just climb my jeans Remember that's why I'm a surcharge stretch. Yeah. I remember That's where my back is started. That's where my back is you started. I was holding up a whole little New new coming gang man. I was like, oh, good off me dude. Oh, your bag is just heavy. I like no, no The more and more affiliated he got it was every year and every year Remember the first time we started weightlifting remember the first time I got you on the bench the little was it little tight I'm talking about it a little memory is a little tight so I had the blue weight a little kid ones. I remember You know, they're gonna say fake chill my first fellow. No, honestly. I don't even know how you remembers all this He was fucking not even one you remember this is not even one taking care of the smoke fucking light He was smoking crack Upies upies and you're bigger than me and I was holding your whole body Houston uppers uppers. Yeah, he was like uppers uppers. I was like no upies stop. Come down. I like that Marty. I like that And you're all downers. I'm like no downers a guy dude stop taking downers and oh, she's like no I love downers. You want to smoke a p-dog? I was like no, I'm only one Remember how can I have some more? How can I have some more if I've never even had any? No, it's more like chocolate But I've never smores doonies That's your hers out how Mexican pices where their hats like passion They all do too really really why do you say really should you know? I said you a question about you earlier and you went really because I'm trying to picture him like that I'm like fuck okay, I get it every truck Mexican fucking Mexican every so does it he's like this outside of a liquor store He's talking shit and they always have a pocket lip to hair where it's like growing like maize maize your hair Where it's like growing down and stringy and straight like an Asian man, but it's Mexican hair Everything I just said is fucking And then crackheads black crackheads from the east coast always where they're at like this Always it's always a fuckin full it looks kind of small and then Mexican drunk pices wear it like that I know it's fucked up and then Indian dudes wear their hats like this because they think it's still like Justin Bieber at years Everything I just said is fucking accurate don't question me you forgot the one where they just fucking wear their hat right on top That's that's Dominicans. That's T.I. B Nah, I see some biceps doing that shit. Yeah, because her fucking Puerto Rican you just didn't know you're like this a dark one Like nah, he's Puerto Rican you just don't know what that means because you're from California First I saw a Dominican was in fucking Miami. It's in my set. I should blew my mind Yeah, that's the next segment next time. He's got to me. We're gonna have a couple different Latin categories come We're gonna have a couple different people come in you about guess what Chinese he is. What do you mean guess what Chinese he is? You know what type of Asian like who you're on you're paying attention. Good job. You're a grandpa now You are you're a big kid I think you can be more lost I didn't even know he was talking about me. I'm at a table with you talking to you That's you fucking dumbfounded ass for a scum scene God, that's how King Taco was made super fast autistic Mexican They stole it from a made forest gump Really That's you dude really John's yo, I was in a Seattle and there's like What we would consider King Taco over there at Del Taco. Yeah, it was called Taco time I Filmed it. Oh rock was with us. I filmed it to big ass white ladies making my food Okay Disgusting, but as I was getting my food. I saw some Mexican come out the backs and tweak your fucking older lady And put my food down. Oh, no, that shit was made with no care I'm fucked and that wasn't my food It was a fat white lady and I looked over and she went Out of this bottle with sour cream and went They put that sour cream the tortilla is cold. I can see it. I can see it from here after can she's sour cream It's you're doing. Oh, man, my shit's gonna suck dick. It did yeah, it actually got sick off of it It's a horrible off of it. Actually, did you find any good Mexican food out there? I didn't really eat Mexican food other than that Iriflates don't kid remember your friends don't kid drama Stoner came Why what you call on that man, no, there's a reason why did you call on that? I understand you did why I asked the three times he just heard of the 30s. It happens at home, too, right? Okay. That must be crazy to have to talk to him Yeah, because why because that's what he was so we're just freaking yeah That's it. Just don't fuck with them Why he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he was not he wasn't our level, you know, we would tell we would relate so you call him a caveman Yeah, no, the first time you ever thought of that right now, you're not on our level. He's a caveman like a Flintstone That's that's not what you call it. It's kind of a bar. It makes sense. He just did He's a Flintstone people. What does it mean? You mean that you take your fucking vitamins Great I get it now. That's awesome. Fuck oh, he's a flintstone. Yeah, he's always taking his vitamins. Yeah, you know, he's a little boy You know, he's eating fucking chewable vitamins. I like that. You're a flintstone kid It's gonna bother him like he takes the chalk and disgusting artificial flavors right now, and the purple one gets real sweet That's what that drink tastes like that's what the drink tastes like Like purple flinstone. It's over there. Is it really just a flinstone purple fire? Holy shit. That's cool. That's like a big laughing tap remember the or the the shot now shot to our spree Remember spree had the big patties. Was it spree? Remember when you're a little kid. I took you remember when I held you up You're taller than me and you used to walk around the Chewbacca mass on all the way and I was like it's the 30 and it's the 30 Yeah, don't everybody scared of you remember? Oh, you're talking to me talking about the little meanie burgers You're still back on that shit and I said candies. Oh candies. Fuck. Okay. What about the candies now? I said again. I bet you I listen Focus him. Did you imagine OG at the DMV or something? I was gonna keep a straight face and talk to people Commeran jury duty or something. You know something. We're gonna like hey and say it's full first and last name. We goes present T.M.E. He walks up. Oh, sorry. That's my canvas card. Here's my D Stupid shit you would you wouldn't do that. That's a good one. You're actually gonna steal that from me. I know you are He's gonna do that tonight. No, this he goes to pay for gas. Oh, sorry. Watch We're talking about Your first old kid You're old age man. Your grandpa age is getting so good. No, I'm good, but just sometimes once I get up that track My mind's full up. We've got you do so many times. You never come back. That's why I'm saying wow when should we just became a grandpa? He's in his career styles. There are some wisdom, dude. Maybe it's just Dog face what is this? I told you it may be his the flinstallines and the prenatals. I'm slipping you I may tell him it's values. Really and it's a fucking it's an estrogen pill and a prenatal Starbucks I've been giving you white women prenatal bills and that's why you're getting all woke on me He drank two drinks. Yeah, those are different. I won't even see those. I won't run you'll never see that again The shit you say don't make no fucking sense I don't like you can do tricks from places. It's what you said Like Mexican food you want tortilla wrapped you want tortilla flat. Do you want it fried or a bowl? Do you want it crispy? You want a bowl? Do you want lettuce on top of it? Do you want it in a tortilla shell? I like you added that things this gross junior shit, man. The green burrito spin the store to you got the toast out of show Marty knows all that OLA Marty's the king of three-made shell tacos My fucking tacos. See? He was about to bust over there. You hear it? He was getting all rattledy with it Wait from his house. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. He's one is your girl. She's your by his house. I want that authentic shit Just hop on the freeway. He lives in Irvine I could hour and a half. I'm in the starlight. I want to happen the same shit Do you know where he lives? Yeah It's coming here by the way. Traffic traffic for sure two hours. Maybe this is always traffic. Let's us mate Stores closed Shit's open wait. I shoot out her one two a.m Marty's planted his life around getting chicks to be authentic to OG I just would talk about we talk about I get shot at I get robbed. It's fine. I'm coming back. I will say this right now Mexican neighborhoods man a lot less likely to get fucking robbed all Mexican neighborhoods I've never I don't know what it is. You might get jumped. You might get asked where the fuck are you from? Rob not in our generation Maybe a new generation Everybody's a cousin you might get your ass beat and jump to a different game, but never really rock How do you get robbed? I mean shitting get robbed. I mean always there's always a little group Pull some shit off where you're eating a taco Yeah, come at one two in the morning to his bottom. That's what I'm saying. You get robbed by Mexican authentic. Yeah, I need the whole experience No, and then you know they pick and choose not just anybody will get robbed Yeah, we know that That's a fucking get you get picking shoes. Of course they pick and choose motherfuckers like me is where he's got that They don't want to fuck with Marty. They look at him and go that guy could probably fucking kick I'm not kicking motherfuckers. I know that's what they know that looking. He's got shorts and Those are the I'm a dad, but still a fucking crash out shoe addition He's got laced up all black like like shiny Nike Air Max's but not like black forces Those are dad. I will still shoot all of you Take that and I shoot threes that's what I'm thinking when I put him on That's why I think I'm gonna put him on you saving his own ass Marty keeps it gun taped to the back of his neck That's why he wears a hoodie all the time, so it looks bunched Don't fuck with Marty. No, that's from I always say when Frank tapes a gun to the back of his neck and he's naked He just says underwear on I have no god. Wow That's what Marty does All right, what's up OG once again? What's up next for you man? It's all like I said the food business for starting for sure. You're Trust you. It's the motherfucker. He's good, dude. So you have to care for another baby. You're like Turn on brain. Boom. You're just fucking Okay, IOS. Yeah, I'm good. Oh, fuck you use your a well dial if That's the last time I use And now he's like I gotta hold a baby. I can't just be Hey Somebody take it. Oh, dance stupid idiot Described every word you say Your vocabulary is 80 words and a fucking and a mix of all of them. It's you Like it like a magic airball. Yeah, but he's like what's Andrew? I got weasel tits Stupid fucking idiot. Oh, I'm gonna get you Oh watch just watch. I got something for you watch just watch. Oh, man. Just watch that's you Next year, this is our year. This is our year. That's another one. This is our year Over and over and it has years in the next 40 years It says it. This is a are year all the way to 2080. Oh, just gonna be 108 and the Raiders are going to fucking finally win the Super Bowl slash MLB league because it got so boring they had to mix sports. I bet. I think they got a championship coming pretty soon. Vegas. Oh, you know what? Take it all back. You're right. It's Vegas. Could you imagine if Vegas started winning like a good team, they would make so much fucking money. That's what they need. The stadium. You don't know the stadium, but the stadiums nice. I mean, you remember the stadium. Stadiums fucking nice. Yo, next time you go and you can actually see the stadium, you'll see how nice it is. They had to bring in a whole new sport to do it. Yeah. They took the Oakland knees too, right? Yep. So they're gonna be winning each other. No fucking sports. It went from. No, they got a hell of sports for a little last island. They're the world town. Oh, okay. Golden State. Yeah, you're right. They still do have the worries. Vegas. Vegas is gonna be fucking popping with championships and that's gonna bring all the people back to the fucking town. I forgot it is Vegas. Vegas is a gold town right now, bro. They're fucking losing money, bro. Mm-hmm. Things are cheap. You fucking get room. No, the week in the week. Yeah, but rooms went up. But fuck. I think because they need to make their money. They're most expensive. Maybe. Yeah, for ever. I'm going tomorrow. You know what? I think it's okay. We are not gamblers like the way it used to. Nope. No, they're smart with their money. They have. If you want a gamble, they think they could just gamble on their phone. It's the same chances. Well, and Matt Boyer. Matt Boyer said the guy that came to our show, Matt Boyer, the guy that, uh, that with Otani. Yeah. Remember that? Yeah. Yeah. He came on the show and he said, Vegas now requires you to be able to prove your money to gamble because they said they were having drug dealers and too many like pimps, drug dealers, and people of the crime world. And they're like, we need to get them out of Vegas. How do we do it? Got to prove your money. So now they can't gamble. Certain cases. Oh, then that's why they're fucking a lot of money. That's why they're all gone. Because I mean, a lot of people don't even go out there for fun just to go spend the money. You know what I mean? I said, you're going to credit for it. There's a people controversial clip on all people like, this guy's taking fucking credit for Vegas. Make sense. Make sense. If you have to prove your money, I can't spend my drug money. What if I want a hundred mil? I got to prove the fucking 10k. I bought my cat. Could you imagine not getting your winnings because you can't prove your money? Fuck. But eventually, if you got to put your social security, you got to. Yeah. You won't be able to beat that one. Especially nowadays. You'll be alright, too. You smoked almost a whole joint. I'm proud of you, dude. You took your fucking foot so bad. Yes, I'm drinking water, though, because I fucking checked out me fucking off. And you took DMT because you couldn't read the box. Also, by the way, guys, I'm fucking joking. It wasn't DMT at all. The box could have been. Yeah, the box looked all psychedelic. It was not DMT. But I didn't know the box would be fun. I had them in my shop for a minute. But for real though, people just sit there and scoop that chin in their mouth. But you know what? They put it on food. It didn't taste like anything. I mean, I believed them because I thought, oh, okay, Seattle. Maybe they had a little fucking. That's why I said it. You know, they have mushrooms and shit. That's a good detail. That's why I said to you. I was going to say this month and back away. He was wondering. And the weed was kicking in. So I was going to like a little quick panic. I never felt like this before in my life. And I swear for like that quick meeting. I was like, this little motherfucker. I'm going to get him back, so I'm going to get you back. I'm going to get you back. I told you just one of his pull string, but that she went away quick. That's what I'm like, what the fuck? I'm going to make a doll about you with eight things he says all the time. I'm going to get you a little fucking. I thought it was fucking. You know, Seattle had some little long. I think they probably feel definitely specific northwest. It gets weird up there. Oh, they're tripping like fuck. What was that going to do? I'm going to do it. You lost a rock. Can you imagine 80 seconds, three people on a podcast blast off? Come back. I was a hot dog. That's something fucking crazy. Lotto numbers. I come back with them. Ooh. See this? Do it again. It's scratch the fuck out of my neck. What's up, dude? That's what let me some laugh when I get hurt. You're like Julian from Big Daddy. What's going to get hurt? Huh? It's what cracks the fuck up. I'm pretty high. I just, you had a baby. You just laugh at fucking funny things. I don't know where to take it. The last, the last 20 days bone kicked in. What do you talk about? Yeah. It's only 10 milligrams. No, I took before it took some. Why do you always do that? I shouldn't do the edibles before I got here that you guys think I took what I really didn't. You can be nearly always took them right before. She goes to another school. You guys wouldn't know her. That's you. You know, once you gave me the ones that were individually their packages. Oh, those were cool. Those were DMT. Actually, they said for sleep. Those were PDT. I forgot him. No, my mom will be mad if I bring her home. She's Mexican. This is so racist. It's crazy. Not his dad though. He's American. This is American Mexican. Tell me, he's the dad from blood and blood out. The one that owns the paint shop. That's him. But later. I don't remember the guy. Yes, you do. Don't act like you don't know about things when you do. I mean, I don't really remember that guy. That's like the white people's free will. That I don't remember the mom, but that's who you're fighting. That one. Yeah. I don't remember the mom, but not the dad. She look fucking European. That was even look Mexican. Yeah. She's like a fucking spaniard. I mean, I spanned your dad. It makes sense to European. Yeah. You're supposed to know geography before you game air. Of course, Spain is in Europe. Yeah. Was that one of the added to the bit? Like, by a game air is a little geography man at the end, but it's so sad they love geography, but they can't leave their neighborhood. They know all these things are always thing about adding in like in Florida, man. You're in Florida. Talk about peninsula's harbors. He knows all this year. You know, that's a problem. It's a golf. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. That's a golf. You see it's a golf here. You can tell because of the structure, but you really love geography. Yeah. By the way, what fucking street are you from at the end of it? Oh, that's a good skit at the end. Also, fucking gang you from. I love that. That's a good idea. At the end, he's a golf. Also, what fucking block you from the end of it? Like, oh, no, that he was nice. Like he was here. He was gang banging on me. Oh man. You can ask him directions. You're going to go down. You're going to make a right. You're going to help a left like he's still gang banging on me slightly. You go through my pockets. Yeah. See, this is this is a harbor, right? And if you see, this is close to Mesa going through my shit. There's something you could do. You're going to be the guy also animated story time. I forgot to tell you in the intro, there's a little guy of OG, like dancing a little bit. Fucking swear to God. It's cool. It's like a street fighter. The guys in the back go the fights. He doesn't see me. No. I have animated story time episode coming. Oh my God. Yeah. And then you're animated. You're early in the intro. It's pretty funny though. You piss your pants. Fuck out of here. I promise you. I can do whatever I want to a cartoon. I can do whatever I can use. Go like an exorcist. I'm kidding, dude. I'm kidding. You shit. You shouldn't throw up. All that you did an exorcist. We told the guy. Yeah. He's all going to do you your head spins around. And then at the end, you're just upside down. Just like that. It's upside down. They're crazy. That's the exorcist. They look. Let's end it. Let's end it with that. Incredible. I can't wait. Your grandkids get big enough to go. Look at your grandpa. This is just a couple of years ago before he grew his mustache down to his knees. Yeah. I told you to call him grandpa. You ready? Hold on. Last thing. What do you want your grandkids to call you? Triple OG. That one. They would call me. I get it. But what would you want? You had a perfect world. You know how people like don't call me grandma call me Nana. Asshole. What do you want to be called? I don't know. I'm asking you. That's fine. Yeah. I would expect. I would expect you to call everybody a nickname. But you don't have a nickname for yourself or the rest of your life. Whoa. Yeah. You got to pick it. You got to get this is the one you pick for yourself. This is the one you get to be. Okay. You're right. But I would pick it as soon as I hear it start saying the first words. It'll be all right. Then that's what it's going to be. And I'll stop trying to hear that. That's what it is. And she already know. He's getting woke, dude. It's whatever gender she wants to pick. Whatever they want to be fine with me. And then I will just tell her whatever they I will call they whatever they want. Asshole. No. I was getting a woke on us. What is he supposed to put in our book? Fucking dickhead. That's the protein water in his change. You think if you want to take a DMT you're a novel co-host. You're officially a white woman gentrification. Do you call this? Oh gentrification? Welcome. OGE. That's an episode. It's called all this shit out there. Yeah. I know it's still trying it for you. It's just like beating the beast. It's safe. It's safe. Eat me home. I know it's safe. I know there's a truth to him in that. That's why you've been fucking crushing it tonight What were we talking about before we leave? Oh, yeah, so grandpa I mean whoa, will you want them to call you if you had to shoot like Walker Texas Rangers something? Something sick. Yeah, boom. I have grandkids. I want them to call me Brian Fantana Or Obi-Wan Kenobi even though I'm not a big star wars fan to hear a little child try to say that shit over and over and bite No, say it right. We're not leaving and then I don't have to go anywhere for months This fool didn't hear Okay Okay, he's give me Robert Nero face. That's why I know you know, let's see Okay, but you hear what I said Yeah, so anyways, um, yeah, he's thinking about there. We're in this moisture grampa, and then whatever they say I'm gonna teach all right that I'm secretly gonna teach them something that you fucking hate And then you can't change it because it's up to them, right? Oh, just fucking wait I think someone I'm gonna teach him to call you dick head and then you're gonna have to get into the store Well, you're a little guy. Hey dick head. Can you give me his ice cream? And everybody's like, oh man Didn't you tell me who's name, so I don't know did you tell me something about we're talking about someone with the kid calls her they're at Fucking who's no, that's gonna happen like two weeks ago. You're just saying now really wasn't it really no I could've sworn we're talking about earlier. You said it look he was kind of around cock or something like that Oh, our niece calls her cock that's her name. What the fuck boo. See this? Oh Oh, shut fuck is Chris Brown gonna do Like if I lose weight and I start really doing shit. It's fucking over all the double-man gun commercials are mine Nothing you told us in the bullshit Matrix Okay, guy already can you like Rewind the past Sickest we want bring it back bring it back Bring it back now y'all. Yeah, so like I'm saying we don't know I just need a shout out what you doing that is where you finish off the break dance move on can you do you do a break down table? Oh, your shoulders fucked up. That's how you fix it Do it what if I hold this side and I'm Martin Right now that's where you put your shoulders on the mic Would you do it no, I could do it. I could do a fucking the windmill do it. Yeah, just a slight. I don't believe you I'll do the windmill if you want do it right now. I'll take this off Yeah, you fucking using every single muscle in your body Well, I bet you couldn't do that right now. I mean Yeah, maybe right now I probably could pull maybe like a quarter and maybe a half I don't even do a quarter right now. I bet you couldn't do right now. Yeah. No, I wouldn't want to do it And I probably fuck myself up so bad. I bet you won't do it. I'll probably do it. What's you gonna do it? You have to fucking carry me out of here. Shit. I bet you couldn't do it Hey, would you do the pose? Strike a pose could you do it on the table if you do it? I'll do it. Oh, I fucking swear to God If you do it. I'll do no, I said if you do it. I'll do it. I just said that. No, you switched it up on me right now Oh, like I go first you go second. No, I need you go first. I'm gonna break the table. I'm way better than you No, you won't fucking break. This is a good table. I promise I put the screws in this bitch. What you get this? American mate. What is this Vietnamese from 1962? So you know it's war bound Aaron skulls of America pretty good. Oh, thank you. Does it listen to any of the dumb shit ever again? Do a fuck he won't do the pose. Do the first one break dance Come in here. We're gonna wait for that dog face come in your show him up It's right here on the script and with a burnt ass. What a dickhead didn't drink the frappuccino. That's probably because he's I taste it because he's sexist What the one pose on the table because he's scared? An un-American and un-American is fuck with this American made table for Vietnamese for Vietnamese from Vietnam Wow, no But I'll tell you where This chicken fight this table will hold you chicken fight you on my shoulders. Rock on Marty shoulders. You guys don't want that down We're too ready. Yeah, will you really do it? I'll do some fucking chicken fights Yep, maybe would you film this if we do this right now? Love chicken fights. Are you fucking kidding? Yeah, but you can't I you'll fuck your back up so fast look at this excuses. I'm over you down. This feels like oh, yeah I'm down to the chicken fight, but Yeah, I'll put my dick next to your neck Yeah, I want to do that right now That's what he really saying right now When he was a kid I should put a martial arts jeans with scratch me call back to the fucking beginning and we get that fuck out of here Thank you guys so much for being here. This is never gonna end It was your jeans. It was your 501's the ones from Mexico the fake ones and they're rough And they would give me that I don't use a kitty for where it's very cool chain to get a green net. He get a green line All right guys, thank you so much for being here. This is the dogies of podcasts We're here with a father and a grandfather Oh shit you scared the fuck out of me Jason Genuinely I saw another person what the fuck I saw another white face and went Marty's right here There's no we have a quality here It's like a parallel one is there they were ending it. Thank you guys for being here. Marty Appreciate you. Thanks to he's all cool. Yeah, show my grandkids this fucking All right guys. Thank you for being here. It's been dojo podcast watch us on Spotify. We would really appreciate it. Have a dope ass day Oh