Dinner With My Siblings

[Music] What's up guys? Well back to views! We are back with a brand new episode from the Bo Incroacia. We have Taylor Georgia Natalie and Jason here, Chilling, Vibing, and Joy and Jason. Did you attack our filmer today? [Laughter] Emotionally, yeah, I did. What happened? He grabbed the back of your head. I woke up and I wasn't feeling great. And he came behind me and he grabbed one hair out of the back of my head. But there! He grabbed the back. That's our filmer, Stan. It's like the second time he's done it. And so then I just said, It's the second time you've touched me in a weird way. [Laughter] I've never touched you before. I'm going to allow you to do it before. I'm going to allow your perspective. And let me say I like Stan a lot. And so I really do. And I've made a big effort with him. Even though he's creeped us both out on separate occasions. Do you remember when you scared me? When. When? He did it to me on the plane. When we were in Miami. And I went downstairs still at the room. And you were standing in the corner. I didn't know anybody was downstairs. I was checking out the basement for the first time. And I was like, "Oh, I got so scared." And then you go, "Then my vet chopped." [Laughter] And he said the same thing to me on the airplane. He's scared to. I had my reading glasses on. So he showed up. I thought it was a fucking Korean ghost coming at me. Korean. He's Taiwanese. I know. I know. Korean. And I thought it was a Korean old lady that had come back from the dead. Standing over me on the plane. And then, and I went, "Huh?" And he goes, "Am I that child?" [Laughter] That's really fun. He said, "Am I that child too?" The same time. That should be like an ongoing thing. Yeah. That's really fun. Okay, so today, let's hear from your perspective, Scan. You touched Jason. Over your intentions. Yeah, what are you trying to do with him? I was just like touching the back of his head. Like, "Do you know you were there?" No. Okay, so now you know he's easily framed. It's one thing. If you come up behind me and put your arm in my shoulder, that would have been cool. Oh, hey, what's up, man? He pulled up piece of hair. I took a little piece of hair. No, no, no. And so it was almost, hang on Scan, I have the floor. [Laughter] It was almost like nothing happened. And that fuck with me even more. [Laughter] Because it made me go like, he did it in a very really cool Taiwanese way. [Laughter] With precision. You know what I mean? Like, why do you think he took a piece of your hair? He didn't take a piece of my hair. He like, precision, he was like, "Yeah, it's a go, my chopstick's in it." [Laughter] Okay, and then. [Laughter] One hair, like precision, you know, you can hear like the Chinese winds go. That time when he's going. Wait, why did it. [Laughter] Yeah. And in that little hair that he picked from the back of my neck, I was like, I was like, I was like, did something happen? Like, is something happening to me? Wait, can you give me. And don't over exaggerate, can be the exact reaction you gave him, exact. One tattoo, tattoo. I think what I said is, Gankin, you can fact check this. I think I said, never do that again. Yeah, he said that. Yeah, you know, Jason was head down and he goes, never do that again. You're just here in a vein, look at Jason and go, are you being serious? [Laughter] Bro, why? That is terrifying. That's really scary. Well, I told him. Yeah, I know, but that's like, this is a scary way to react to somebody. I don't know, I don't think it's that scary. I said, don't do it. And then I said, I like you, Scan, and I said, just don't do that. That's even scary. That's even worse. That's even worse. You know, John Likin. No, I make a fucking most effort with this guy. I've made the most effort. Haven't I made that scam? But Jason's made the most effort. Who are you closest to on the boat? You won't be. You won't offend anybody. I know he's going to say. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. On the boat? Yeah. It's all equal. No. Who's made the most effort? Everybody. Okay. No, that's the truth. It's the truth. Or do you actually just think that. I actually think it's pretty equal. Really? I thought you and John really had that. Yeah, I thought, yeah. Last time you said you were a person. John got his girl here. So it's like, "He's been with family." Oh, he's been neglecting you. Scanfield's left out. Oh, that's why he's coming to you, Jason. Yeah. He's like John's busy. I'm going to finger the back of Jason's head. Yeah, that is really scary. I'm sorry. No, you had to go through that with that scan. Oh my god. I don't think you've ever talked sternly like that to me in our entire existence of our friendship. Well, I'm trying to think, yeah, it's really funny. It's really funny. It's really funny. It's really scary when like, especially someone that's like. So silly goofy. So silly goofy like you gets really serious. I don't think you understand. Scan actually doesn't seem bothered by it at all. Yeah. I'm more bothered by it. He's a psycho. That's how you have to talk to psycho. I would never say it's a tape now. Sit down. Now. Never again. Okay, okay, you're right, you're right, right. So maybe I was, yeah. I first time John earlier today when I was, when I like. Not when I woke up. It was like after breakfast around 11, I went back to take a nap. And John picks up the phone. He goes, "What's up, dude?" Like that. And I'm like, "What's just, I'm just checking the vibe. Like, what's going on?" And he's like, "Nothing in the terms of camera. And it's just him fishing on the edge of the boat." And I'm like, "What's wrong with you?" And he goes, "What?" And I'm like, "Like, why are you answering the phone?" Like, you're like, like, had the worst meaning of your life. Like, on Wall Street. Like, what is going on with you? And he goes, "Nothing, I'm just fishing." And I'm like, "I know, but it's so crazy." Like, "The heavy size." Does he do that on purpose? It's because you called him. No, no, no, no. You were going to take him away from his fishing. No, no, no, no, no. That wasn't it. He, like, I think he, like, purposefully tries to, like, add in, like, stress noise. Oh, yeah, yeah. People do that. He, like, he, like, adds stress just to, like, I think also to kind of, like, I think it's also to, like, to help me. Match your stress. To match my stress. But I think he also does it because I think he's, he feels guilty of not having a lot of stress. So he, like, I think he, like, just, like, he, he wants to pretend he's embodying the stress. So he's, like, in it with. Oh, fuck. What's up Dave? Yeah, no, I'm just on the jet ski. Yeah. It's a video up. So it's interesting how he does that. But, yeah. Just an entire Shirtred Reboard just for me. Yeah, yeah. And I'm just eating. But things are okay. It's crazy. It's really fun to watch. It, watching John on these trips is, it feels like the most rewarding part of these trips. Yeah. Because it feels, it feels genuinely, like, like, you took your kid out somewhere. And you're just, like, being able to, like, enjoy with them and see it through his eyes. Right. I was editing the podcast yesterday and I was watching him have so much fun behind me off the deck and I was like, God, damn it. Yeah. He was on, like, a bookie board. Then he was on, like, a bookie board that had been, was motorized. Then he was on one of those scuba things that you, like, hold on to and goes underwater. We're editing the. Yeah. We're editing the vlog right now and he, like, comes in shirtless. Like, bare feet is fucking nil playing right now. He's just swimming in the morning. Where are you guys? Why is nobody swimming? You guys, he was just on that motorized thing. He took flight. Wait, which one? He did it again? No. You guys were on time. Oh, he's so funny. Yeah, he got on one of those sea foil things and he's just, like, floored it and he kind of went vertical on it. Really good. I don't even know how to explain it. I feel like, like, dolphin. He looks like a dolphin. You know, when dolphins kind of ride the back of their tail, I'm gonna stand above water. Imagine a bookie board, like, vertical. Yeah. With the honor. Johnson's the thing having the best time on the boat. He's loving it. I also heard that some members of the crew heard our last pod. And what they say? Well, in it, we said that, what do we say, actually? I don't remember. I mean, I. But the woman who runs everything here, she was like, so I heard you. I don't know what she said was really funny. She was like, she was talking about. I think we were talking about, like, this is a good crew to get drunk with. Oh, yeah. And I know that it's coming. I think she says a million lines of, so we have to try a little harder to get you guys drunk tonight. And I was like, fuck. So I think that's coming today. We have to. So I know. I know, I know. Well, 'cause yesterday, yesterday they did say they're like out of all the people that have been on this boat. You guys go to bed the early. Yeah. Which is the most tame. Which is kind of funny. Everyone else is partying to like, three a.m. they're on their yacht trip. We're like in bed. Well Taylor was partying. Taylor was in bed. Yeah. I saw a video of you doing like a back bend. It looks like you're being exosigned. Totally don't know what happened. But I was watching John and I li of fish. And then all of a sudden I was doing headstands with my friend McLean. I heard Julian make a funny comparison to when Taylor's drunk. She's very much like, um, who do she call you? Luna. Oh, good. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. She's talking like this. No, please keep. Kiss the fish. Kiss the fish. Oh my god. I really forgot. I kissed the fish like four times. Yeah. Every time Ilya would catch a fish, Ilya would like be like holding the fish. You could see the fish struggling. And Taylor was like trying to get her words out, but she couldn't. Ilya. No, Ilya. It sounded like she was like one of the to say throw the fish back in the water, but then she finally get it out and she go, "Oh yeah, let me kiss you." (laughing) She felt the need to kiss every fish before it went back into the water. - Make sure they're okay, you know? - I was with Tay yesterday, we went to an island with everybody, and she was being so fun and so funny, and I was like, man, Tay's on fire today, and then I was extending next to her, and I could smell the alcohol, and I was like, "Oh." - Okay, I wasn't glad to see when we went there. - It's kind of crazy how quick she gets drunk. - Yeah. - And you know the second she's drunk. - Right, you know. - So voice changes, so the meaner changes. - Do you take two drinks and you're drunk? - I just drink really fast. If there's something in my hand, I'm finishing it. - We were at our girls yesterday, I took one sip and she was three quarters of the way from the show. - Two taps of people, and I was like, "Oh damn, I'll do two." - Two taps of people. - It was crazy. - That's really funny. - Impressive. - I had a thought the other day. I feel like Australian people are always cool. - Wait, that's so nice. - Do you feel that way? - There are. - I've never met an Australian person when I wasn't like, "Oh my God, this person's the best." - They are really fun. - I've met shitty Australian people. - You have? - Yeah. - But they are, they're very chatty. - Yeah. - Yeah, we talk a lot. - Yeah. - Yeah, we do. - I don't know why I said I've met a shitty Australian person. It's like not like a, "Who?" I don't know. - Yeah, tell us. - But it's like, "I have." - Yeah. - Why did I say that? - Because you were telling me that there are a bunch of cons. (laughing) - Actually, Jason, all Australians are horrible. - Yeah, horrible. - No, no, no, no. I tend to gravitate towards Australians too 'cause I think they are just like the easiest to talk to. - We're just like less than you. - Why are you guys so, George is a great proof. - Yeah. - Harry, Joe is a great proof. - Harry is the best. - Emma is a great proof eating. Everyone's just like really, really, really chatty. - Yeah. - Whenever this vlog goes up either today or tomorrow or the next day, but even though it was Australian, we met at the bar who was drinking at Disney World and another fun guy. When you hear that Aussie accent, it's very, what is it called? It takes your guard down. - Yeah. - Disarmament. - Yeah, it's disarmament. That's what it is. - I was thinking about that guy too from your video. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I feel like I knew him 'cause I watched your video so many times. - Yeah, Jason watched five times. - Yeah, anyway, you guys wanna hear a fun fact? This is crazy. Do you guys have the soccer player, Neymar? - Oh, me, yes. - I fact-check this. I think this is real. Do you know that there is this guy who really liked him? It was like from a rich family in Brazil. So he put him on his will and he passed away. Neymar inherited all of his money, a billion dollar. - What? That can't be right. - And that fucking crazy? Wow, he just really liked Neymar. Obviously liked the player. Really liked his family values and saw a lot of himself in Neymar. And Neymar inherited a billion dollars from him. - That's why it's strange. - So friendly, we're trying to get that back. - We're trying to get that back, I don't know how to put that. That's insane. That's like, that's gotta be one of the coolest lives ever. - Oh, I'm lucky. - One of the goats of soccer. - Yeah. - How does that come when you get that inheritance? - That's insane. - You should get a wire or? - I have no idea. - What if he happens? You get it in installments? - I mean, I'm sure it's different for everybody. - That's the best part of that. It's gotta be the call. - Yeah. - It's gotta be the call. - No, the best part of it's gotta be when it hits your account. - I don't check my bank account enough, so that's not like a, that's not like a, - Don't you worry people could steal from you? - I assume Natalie takes money from me. - Right, well we all know that. - She breaks a bad upon your back. - I've taken, - How do you think I afford the verry? - Whatever person it's that was. - I've eliminated that from my head. - No, I don't know. - Guys, Natalie's buying this verry. I'm not spending money on it. - Natalie's like, don't bitch. (laughing) - That's a good one from your bank account. - Yeah, I don't know. I'm not familiar with the landscape of the Chase bank account or whatever bank account I have. So I don't know how that would look. - You don't even have Chase. - I don't have Chase anymore. - You've never, you've never been. - Oh, no way. - I've been losing my mind. - It's actually insane. - You don't log in, you don't have like a password and a website. - A password. - Never. - I don't know my YouTube password. We were just logged out for the last hour of my YouTube password. - No, I have no idea. I had asked Taylor and we were calling Brooker. I said, from none of us know it. We're trying to upload this video. We're like, how the fuck do we get a video out? - Well, like, Dan Cook lost all his money. - Because the brother was feeling good. - The brother took it all. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So that could happen to you. - Yeah. - No, that can't happen. There are actual people that monitor his finances. - Sure, people think it's still all of them. - Yeah, yeah. - That'd be all like all of me, or a con, as do we just listen to this and be like, really? (laughing) - He doesn't know. - He's well aware. - I don't know how that changed anymore. - Just take a million from here. (laughing) - A million from here. (laughing) - Wow, that's kind of crazy. Yeah, I guess I should probably look into it. But whatever. Anyway, the name mark, I think, I've always wanted to-- - Also, you get financial updates. - I do get financial updates. - I ask Natalie, I'll be like, how much money do I have? - I'm very transparent with that, because you should be better. - Natalie used to send me it before taxes. - Yeah. - Which is really nice. She gave me, I owed like a million in taxes. - Yeah, I don't know, not a real number. - So not a real number. - He even gets so mad. - Like an inflated number. - Yeah, yeah, I get so mad. I, so the other day I asked for my finances and I owed like a million in taxes for like a certain thing. I don't know what it was for. And I got the number and I was like, fuck, okay. But I have to subtract a million. So in my head, Natalie didn't text back for like 10 minutes. I was like, great, I gotta subtract a million from this 'cause that's being taken out. And then Natalie texts back 10 minutes later. She's like, no, the million's already been taken out. And in that 10 minutes, I basically made a million dollars. Which is kind of crazy to think about. - Girl, man. - Like that's insane. Like I was a million short in my head. And then I wasn't. - Wow. - That was my name, I feel like. (laughing) - You were scared in a million. - That was my inheritance coming in. I don't know. I also find it interesting like, I really want to win the lottery and I know it's like impossible. - Oh, it's not. - I know, I was gonna say fucked up. Like with me to say that. - Right. - I just like think like me winning the lottery is just, I just don't think any, I wanna win it, not for the money, obviously for the money. - Sure. - But like mainly to be able to document it. - Yeah. - I think that would be the greatest video series of all time, obviously. - Yeah. - Of all time. Someone winning a billion dollar jack. Could you imagine that first video? Could you imagine how many people are watching that video? Be like, really? David won. - It's motherfucker. - It's so annoying. (laughing) - But like that video series would be so, you never see a billionaire document. Like a lottery winner document. The closest one was that guy that won an L.A. Remember he won like the- - The Bellisfin? - No, no, no, no. Well that too, but that was an billionaire, that was a millionaire. But like the guy who won the 1.5 and he like, pop rats you'd fall in everywhere, he bought like a new like Ferrari and he bought like three homes in L.A. - Oh wow. - Like it's so interesting. I would love to like see. - What would you do would you give a lot of it away? - Of course. - Yeah, I mean. - What way would you give it away? - In what way? Like probably through like cars? - Through videos. I mean cars, cash. - Cars, cash. - But everything would be through video, which would be so fun. Like a magic giving $7 million. - Giving him $1 million dollars away. Like through fucking, through I don't know 40, 50, 60 vlogs. Like that's gotta be the best thing ever. And I feel like, honestly, if you like really think about it, that's best case scenario for a lottery winner. Cause then I get to spread it around other than one guy. - And the tax right off. - What? - Isn't it? - It's tax free. - It's tax right off. - Well, like you can write all that money off. - Oh, I see, I don't understand that logic. - Well, you can. - I don't know if you can. - No, first of all, it's not tax free. You win 1.5. - No, no, you get taxed on that obviously, but then the money that-- - That you're giving away? - Yeah. You can write that off. - Listen, I'm a YouTuber in one of the most popular comments I get when I, not most popular, but like whenever there's a hater in the comments, they'll be like, I'll give away a car and they'll be like, it's tax right off. I have no fucking idea what that means. - Yeah. - And what that does. So I don't think that-- - You're still spending the money at the end of the day. - Yeah, like aren't you still spending the money? I don't get when people say-- - But you write off-- - You write it off against what you make. - Yeah, you just pay a lot of the money. - You just pay a lot of the money. - And tax. - To ducks from that. - So it's basically saving you money. - It's like it's like a fight. - But it's that, you're still spending money. Like it's never a situation where it's like, you should buy this thing. You shouldn't. - I feel like it can be that. - No, no, no, no, no. - You have to give a certain, you have to be taxed a certain amount anyway. So that's why when you see a billionaire like, you give away $40 million, it's like, well yeah, 'cause he was gonna have to pay it anyway. - My siblings asked me the other day, they were like, okay. Yeah, she texted me. - What'd you say? - She said does Jason hate me? (laughing) - Yeah. - Tell her yeah. (laughing) - We should have around the pod, but it's faster. - We should. - We should. - We should build this up for a little bit longer. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - One day. - I watched your snaps last night. - That was great. - Terrible. (laughing) - Ignited. - I wouldn't not have find it. (laughing) - Shit, my siblings asked me that they were like, have you, have you, how much you pay for taxes or? - Yeah. - Do you pay taxes? I was like, no, I've never paid taxes in my life. And they were like, what? I was like, yeah, no, you don't have to pay taxes when you're rich. (laughing) - It's really funny, 'cause they bought it, obviously. - That's funny. - What's it like when you go to dinner with them? Is it probably better now that they're older? - I have a lot of fun. - I'm sure you had fun, yeah. But it's a better now that you're older. - We went to Monkey Bar, have you been? - Yeah, and I was thinking that night I went to. dinner with your sister. Same thing. So the same place? Four Charles. Oh yeah, yeah. We went to four Charles. You went to four Charles? No, no, they own monkey bars. Oh, they have the two bread. Yes, it's called the monkey bread. Yeah. It's the best bread I've had at a place. Insane. Yeah, and I'm talking like better than like the marinara pizza bread. It is fucked. It's, there's like sugar on the bread. Yeah, it's not even how to explain it. No, no, no, it's wild. So this is my first time at dinner with my siblings as like adults. So it was like really, really interesting. I remember the waitress, the waitress was just like, I said, can you take a photo of us for our family? And she's like, okay, that's what this is. I was so confused by the setup. I was like, what is going on here? What? I feel like you guys look related at that night. She said we didn't, which was interesting. I do think we look a lot like. You would like. But it is interesting to like, it's me sitting next to a 20-year-old. Oh, true. David's like the model of a 16-year-old. It's like, what is David doing here? It's so random. It's so random. I thought there was an adult also present. No, no, no, no. I feel bad for like people that are like, that are really, that have really hot daughters that have old dads. Yeah. Right? Like that's got to be tough to go to dinner. Yeah. That looks like the entire night. I live that every day. Especially in a different way. Oh, with Navine. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, you do. I went, I went to my mom in Boston and she lives with all old ladies like in the same apartment complex. So they're all friends and she walked in and the one that looks like me and she goes, Jason, robbing the cradle. Oh, wow. Wow. Well, robbing the cradle is like, I never realized how fucked up that. That's really. That's phrases. Robbing the cradle. Robbing, right? Robbing. Oh, cradle, isn't it, as well? Robbing the cradle. Yeah. That's really fucked up if you think about that. It's so fucked up. Well, especially after Epstein. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like, yeah, yeah. That's good. But I'm eating the cradle. I've heard that phrase forever. He's the cradle. Fucking. He's the cradle. Yeah. But other than that, no, dinner was lit. Sister graduated. I was just going to talk about it dinner. Is it better now than when you were kids? For sure. Okay. How so? We have, it's really, it's what's really baffling to me is that we all grew up in the same house. Right. We all grew up. We all have the same childhood, but in different font, or like different font sizes. Yeah. Or it's just different. Yeah. Like, we have the same parents. I know this is like a very weird thing. Yeah. I said this ad dinner. And they were like, yeah, dude, we're related. That's what the thing is. But your age gap is so large. It's so large. Like we didn't grow up to get like I left and then they were growing up. Yeah. And they were doing the same, it was the same curriculum that I had, right? Like they went to church. They fought with my parents. My parents were weird on this. They weren't weird on this. So like we've so many similarities. And it's weird to hear them complain about certain things. Like let's say it's like about my parents, right? It's weird to have like a complaint that I'm like, that's so crazy. Like I remember that exact thing 15 years ago. It's so fucking, it's so bizarre. And I've like, I've never had that experience ever. And I'm like, this is so weird. It's like you guys like are me. Yeah. I'm the only one who can be me. Because I'm lit. So I'm lit. No, I have to kill you guys. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you guys possibly lit too? No, but it's really, I just, and I think they live such interesting lives. Like Esther just graduated Parsons. She's roommates with my younger sister Sarah. And like Sarah doesn't like to go out. She likes to like play video games. And she's a bunny in her room that takes up half. The bunny has better real, the bunny should be paying in New York probably $1,200. Like the bunny has so much room in her room. It makes no sense. Oh. You walk in and you see buddy and you go, where do you sleep? That's how you respond to the bunny. You respond to the bunny. You stay away. The bunny kind of hops around the apartment. Yeah. So Sarah stays home and Esther goes out and Esther will complain and be like, I want Sarah to go out, but Sarah just doesn't care for it, which I totally get. Yeah. It's really interesting. They're like really, they're opposites. Well, I heard Sarah's really into like nature and stuff. That's what your mom told me. Oh, right. She like wants to own like a farm and stuff. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know about farm, but she wants to, she said she wanted to move to Canada. Yeah. I was like, what? Canada. Yeah. So all places, you want to say you moved to Canada? What's wrong with Canada? I don't know. That's what she said too. And I guess I'm being kind of a hater. Canada's beautiful. I'm just like, just random. Yeah. I have a thing for names. Canada is weird, but I think the word. The thing in Canada is weird. Why do you think it's weird? The people are just weird. It's like, they're just like, oh no, I had like, they're like, it's a little bizarre over there. What? The people, yeah. No, I think the people are good. It's like the United States, but it's not. No, it's something's off. The way I'm saying this. Oh, that is funny. It's the United States, but it's not. Yeah. The reason I reacted to like, that's weird that you're moving to Canada. It's like someone saying, I want to move to Illinois, where I'm from. Okay. Like, I love Illinois, and I see why you would love it. Yeah. It's just a weird thing to be like, in my head to be like, this is the goal. No? Because I'm like, why don't you just like move to Switzerland or like go to like a European country or something? What's the goal? Moving to Illinois or Canada? Exotic. Well, hers is Canada. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, Canada is kind of, you know, strange. I don't know why she wants to move there. Yeah. But yeah, they're all very different. Really cool. Toby is 16. Um, what's he into? In the soccer. Wait, Toby's 16. Yeah. He's really good at that. Really? Doesn't he look like younger than that? Do you? He does look young. He's a young face. He's so fucking tall. He's a handsome guy. Yeah. The other day we were saying, Toby looks more like my sibling than David's. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's cute. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that is kind of a. Do you think people start to look alike when they hang out a lot? Well, he looks a little Asian. I don't really understand. I don't really get it. I don't get why he looks Asian. I don't. You're a dad like Donald. Kind of looks a little Asian. Yeah. Really? Georgia, how is your, um, have you met my siblings in New York? I have. I met your sisters. Oh, but not like on your own. No, I was gonna, I've, I've gonna hang out with this stuff. Oh, yeah, you said that. And then like, I keep traveling, but I really want to. I feel like, I don't know if she wants to, but we have so much fun in here. Yeah, yeah. How's your boat experience? It's so fun. Have you been a yacht girl before? Yes, I have. I have. I have no way. No, no, no. I've just been on a yacht. Oh, I actually have a weird story about someone accidentally trying to like put me in a yacht girl situation. Wait, wait, why is that? Okay. I want to hear the story, but why is it a negative thing? Oh, well, it's prostitution. It's prostitution. Oh, yeah. It's basically you're getting paid by someone to be on a yacht and like, which by the way, I don't think it's negative at all. Wait, yeah, wait. I don't know why I owed like that. I'm still just like, I would go. Well, when you think of yacht girl, you're being a part of it. I guess it's so different when you're a guy. Yeah. Talking about it. Cause like, as a guy, if an older woman was like, I have this beautiful boat. Oh, it's definitely like a double standard. It's like, oh for sure, right? Yeah, yeah. Cause like, if you were a guy, you'd be like, yeah, I'm gonna go. If you want to go have sex with somebody and also make a fucking bag, you should just go do that exactly. Yeah. But people love to just talk down on. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, so you agree that it's not a bad thing? I mean, I personally don't care. Like, you can do whatever you want, but other people obviously frown upon it. Oh, so, yeah, I would totally yacht boy. It's like the same thing. Or you want to sleep if anybody is listening to this and they need a yacht boy. Oh, there are yacht boys. There's like actors, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, true. I think I know what you're doing. Yeah, there's really big actors reading about who's a yacht boy. Wow. And is that confirmed or do they just see a picture of him on a yacht? I think it's a lot of just like paparazzi photos on rich people's yachts. Because also big actors go on rich people's yachts because it's like the rich person wants, they're not fucking them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They each want what they want the company and the person has about, I don't know. Okay. So that's my experience as I've just gone with friends that have about, but I've never been paid or been they could be with someone. Okay, wait, what's your yacht girl story? Oh, the interesting one. I nearly got like kind of pimped out by my friend. They kind of, they told me a bunch of people I knew were going on this trip. I feel like that would happen to you a lot. Yes, it does. People always put me in situations like this because I'm like, I'm always down to like have fun. And I think they just take advantage of the fact that they can get something out of me by being around certain people. I don't see it that way. I'm a little naive in that aspect. You are, this is yacht girling aside and pimping you out of sight. You are the one person that like my brain goes to when like we joke, like when we're like, who should we go film with in this country? And then like, what? That's brain jarger. That's actually so nice. Well, cause you're joking when you said that. No. No, no, no, no, no. It's like compliment. Yeah, cause you're really nice. Cause you're really good with other people and like, you understand the camera thing and you're like, you know, you're very reality show based so you don't even care that we're, even if we are filming a lot, you're like, you don't give a fuck. Yeah, and I've never like hit you. I mean, like delete that. Like I don't get it. I don't, we've never even had, we've never even had a moment like that. But yeah, I guess that is kind of interesting. We should spice it up more. Yeah. We should get to the moments where it's like, that's going to be pretty. Please don't let me see. Absolutely, let's keep it out of here. Okay, wait, wait, sorry. Yeah, I got invited to this trip. I was told a few friends of mine were going. Sounded amazing. I flew there. Basically none of them were coming. I get on this boat and it's three Turkish men I've never seen in my life. They don't speak English. Oh, wow. My friend doesn't come. And all the girls were not like, I was. on the boat. One other girl shows up that I've met one time and I've started piecing this together and I'm like wait I don't think this was the trip I was invited to. My friend was claiming they were sick and another country and couldn't make it. Turn the phone off. Wait what the fuck? I was literally on a boat with these three Turkish men that I've never met and they were trying to come into my room. Like it was kind of creepy. I was a very bad person. You're really downplaying. Well I ended up getting off the boat. I had a charter to it thinking all my friends were going to be on it. None of them are on it. Just three Turkish men on the roof. And I'm like they couldn't speak English. They're all speaking in Turkish about me. They're all looking at me really funny. Did you get did you charter their alone? I chartered their alone because I was meeting people I thought like we're going. And none of just one was there. None of them with that. One of the girls ends up coming late and she's super young, bubbly naive, was so excited. I'm like hey like no one we know is here. We need to get off this. Wait this is like taken. It was pretty scary. I'm not going to lie. And one of them looked at me at one point. I was trying to be nice and like like disarmed the situation. Just keep it chill and I was planning an escape. I'm leaving the next day. I'm planning for a week. I said for a week. One of them, one of them loved me. Like really really obsessive with me and like sat next to me and started giving me like hypothetical situations about like if cheating and stuff. And he's like if we were together and you cheated on me. I would invite you to Turkey and you'd never leave. Like basically saying you would kill me. I'm like wait what? Yeah. And that is how much I love it. I would really either my country and like no one would ever find you again kind of thing. I'm like wait I need to get off this boat. That's a that's a weird way to process your life. I know. I want to get to you. Yeah. So I basically got kind of pimped out. I guess I was a yacht girl for like 0.5 seconds. I didn't know I was. How many days did you last on the boat pre-gave up? I was there one night and I got out. Oh well. You said hey you got a whole lot of work. How do you leave that? That's a very tough situation. I wonder if I'll ever hear this because I lied. I said I have like an emergency work thing. People are gonna like book my flights. I'm going to Capri and I just went and met friends in Capri. That's same frauds? No different group of people that I knew were there. Wow. And I just got out. I was like I'm so sorry guys like. And were they like pissed? They were pissed but I didn't want to be like I'm getting off this boat because I didn't know I was on the boat. Totally totally totally. It was very weird situation and a friend with me in that. Yeah wait your friend that put you in this. Do you guys still talk? We do now. They lied and said they were in hospital and I ended up like having a full-on fight with them getting. I said show me the medical records then because I knew they were just partying in Ibiza and they just pinned me out and they ended up being like okay I lied. I just put you on that boat. I'm like what? Oh wait wait wait. What the fuck are you saying? Well we've kept it we've kept it cool because they know a lot of people I know. I'm a very busy person. This is it with all my ass. This is another woman? No it's guy. Oh. Oh. I definitely. I definitely think so. What would you say? Was he paid? I think so. And I know because there's been a few other things that I was invited to thinking it was like a good gesture for me to be coming that I was actually my attendance was paid for and they kept the money for this is like people that I would hang out with in LA so I'm like that's why she moved. Yeah. Wait do I know this person? I think yeah yeah yeah yeah. Oh you know this person. Yeah I've heard the story before. Yeah I've talked. Oh wow. Yeah it was pretty shocking. It was more shocking that they were lying and doubling down and being like you're a terrible person because I was in hospital and I said okay show me the medical report where's the bill? Holy fuck. They're like how dare you like I was calling my mom my mom was so worried about me. I'm like medical report. Oh my god. What? Just stay night. These are I'm partied. I'm like I don't know how you could have died. He says to you you want to go on your yacht like how fun these guys are great. You're like you know it's going to be fun. Love them. Sure. Yeah. And then you get there. I get that not a single person. Wait that's a literally a horror movie. Yeah multiple of the girls hadn't even talked about the trip. One was moving houses in LA. She was nowhere even she wasn't even in Europe and I was like expecting all these girls that I'm really comfortable with and like friends we had to be there and none of them even knew what was happening. That's also just such a crazy liability for that person. It's just like send you because I don't I imagine that he doesn't even know who these men are on the boat. Right. How do you know why? This was the first time they've actually spoke to this. This is just a reputation like this or this was very out of the blue. I think so. I think people are starting to realize who. Oh wow. Yeah. John Castro. John Castro. Yeah. So you just got to go on the boat. I mean I don't know where you're going to go on the what's it called the the dock. Okay. Yeah. Go on the dock. I called the dock. Put your foot on the boat. Crazy. When was this? How long was this? It was last year, semi time. George, that's one of them. It's very insane. I know. It's actually pretty scary. Well good for you for getting out of there. I always smile at it. Yeah, but I do it every day. But that's what I'm doing right now. I'm y'all curling it up. Yeah. Speak. No, don't I know you're trying to fuck me. You ever been pimped out? Yeah. Have you? Yeah, for sure. Oh, I know your story. Yeah. I'm gonna hear that later. When you're 18 in LA, things happen. In Flint City. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's it's happened. It is it is it's very different as a guy. Wow. I didn't even realize that would happen. Just pour a little naive Dave. I see I'm the same. I was so dumb. But I was also like, I want to experience everything I'm 18. It's kind of it's yeah, it's unfortunate, but it is kind of like that's that's how you kind of learn. You know, he's having a good time on his boat. Hell yeah. Oh my god. I just saw him three miles away from the boat on a kayak. Yeah. Yeah. He's having a really good time. I was like, could you see yourself doing this more? And he's like, I actually surprised and he loved this. And I've never heard him say I know I'm speak like that. Really? What is he doing? I guess I really haven't seen him. So he's just really minding his own. I think he like I think he likes that he has his own room that like he like has his own like he can go. Do you go do his work? Yeah. And you come out beyond the water workout on the deck. I think he really likes to sun. Yeah. And I think he like likes just like the access to the water. He was fishing till like three a.m last night. Which on? Yeah. And he was really fun. We went to town yesterday. Really? Yeah. He was really fun. He bought a shirt and it was a sweatshirt and it was um he thought it was $30. So he ripped the tag off but it started ended up being $300. Oh Jesus. Then he was too shy to take it back. So then I went and took it back for him but I couldn't get that. Oh my god. He was really. Why would he just not buy it? Because he ripped the tag off. So what? Just put the tag. No, I'd feel guilty about that too. Really? He was FaceTiming his girlfriend yesterday. We were like editing the vlog and he was sitting here and he's like, baby, baby, baby, guess how much I paid for this uh this sweater. And she's like, is it a lot or a little? And he's like, you got a guess, you got a guess, you got a guess. She's like, well tell me, is it a lot or a little? And he's like, you just have to guess, you have to start guessing. She's like, okay, um, well, it's probably, it's probably a little, right? And he's like, no, baby, you got a guess. You got a guess. And she's like, okay, so I'm assuming now it's a lot. So I'm just going to guess a lot. And she's like, yeah, baby, guess, guess. And she's like, $130. And he goes, no, no, no, and she goes, oh, okay, okay. So I guess it's a little. So, so I'm going to guess, I'm going to guess $10. And she's like, no. And she's like, what was that closer with like a lot or a little? And he goes, baby, you just have to guess. You just have to guess. She's like, okay, well, I'm going to go, I'm going to go somewhere in the middle, like $70. And, and he's like, nope. And then she's like, well, am I closer with the $130 or the $5? And he's like, baby, you just got a guess. You got a guess. Oh my god. I wait on for like 15. I couldn't believe it. It kept going. And I was like, just fucking tell her. Just tell her how much it is. And it kept going. And then she finally, and then she guessed over after like four more guesses. She's like, there's no way it was 400. And he's like, closer. And she's like, you did not spend 400 on a sweatshirt. He's been 400. And I'm like, well, great. Now you have to like, reel it back. And actually, like blown away by this 400. And I got the real effect. That's only 300. And I was like, sitting right next to it. I was like, oh my god. This is. If you had someone in your life, would you be a little more sensitive about that call? I felt bad for her. I felt bad for her. Yeah, because she was just like, could you just tell me if it's a lot or a little? And yes, granted she should have started guessing right away. She wasn't giving it up. They were both being stubborn. But I was just like, why don't you just tell her? Also, it's like, it's 300. I know it's a lot, but like, this is not worth a 20 minute fucking argument about this thing. Did you notice we did boys in girls' tables last night? Yeah, so we did that on purpose. So nice. And so I'm watching the girls' table. They're on fire over there. They're having the best time. Yeah, you really really jealous about that. I was like, not bummed up about that. I wasn't jealous about it. I don't need to be at the girls' table. You were like, they're having a lot of fun. And I was like, yeah, they're girls. Yeah. So then it's over at our table with Zane, you, Ilya, and John. And scan. Psycho scan. And like, and listen, I'm not blaming you guys. I'm bad too. But like, we can't get a fucking conversation going. Like, what's wrong with us? I asked Zane after you left because she had a call. I was like, yeah, - Yo man, tell me about your life. And he just goes, he goes, he means like, I don't know man, I do two podcasts a week. He's like, I still feel like talking at all. (laughing) - Oh my god. - And I was like, okay, that's fair. And then I turn to Ilya. - Oh, that's so funny. - And then I turn to Ilya. And I'm like, hey man, put your phone down. And he goes, he goes, I can't. And I go, why? And he goes, I want to top 10 birds of all time. (laughing) - And then when his TikTok are the 10 craziest bird sounds. So like, one is like the loon, one is like the quetzla from Argentina. - I mean, he's got a good point. - And then, you know, John, who I love obviously, but he's not bringing anything. And you left. And when we barely got a conversation going, it was bad. - I, it's that a male thing? - I didn't mind sitting there and silenced you guys. - Really? - At all. - I was actually glad, I was glad we split up 'cause girls are so chatty. And like, I like, I know that like, I won't contribute there and I'll just bring the vibe down. - Right. - I'd rather just sit and silenced if you guys didn't eat. - You don't crave like a stimulating conversation. - Come on, Jay. - I'm being serious. - No. - Really? - No, never. Never in my life. - You wouldn't, well, you wouldn't want Ilytabik to tell you a story he's never told you before. - That's not true, you're so chatty. You left so chatty. - You are so chatty. - You are so chatty. - You are so chatty. - You are so chatty. - And just fucking chop it up. - Not a stimulating conversation. I like conversations about nothing. Like with my roommates. - Yeah. - Like what it's just like, we're just like reminiscing about high school. Like I love that. It's like when it's nothingness. But I don't like go out. I don't ever, I don't ever leave the house. I like you guys. I don't ever leave the house so and crave it somewhere else. That's what our friends say. Not like not at a dinner table with you. I'm saying like, I don't crave stimulating conversations. Like I'm not like, let's go out and meet people today. And like see what they're like, I just, I don't know. It's like not really. - But then I joined the girls' table later. Zane and I joined it. - It was awful. (laughing) - Horrible. - No, it was great. They had a game going. They were playing a game. And also in posters is so stressful. - So I like you never ever, ever wanna play it ever. - I don't wanna play it anymore either. - No, it's terrible. - Wait, actually, wait. This is really funny. - Okay. - So in poster, you're trying to guess the word. I'm not gonna explain it again 'cause I've been publishing them right now. I don't know who the imposter is, but it's not John or Ilya. - Yeah. - And I don't know the word. I'm not playing. I'm just like listening to a game. Ilya's word is bikini bottom. - Okay. - And then John goes right after him and John goes Squidward. - Okay. - And I go, why the fuck would you say Squidward after he said bikini bottom? - Yeah. - Obviously the imposter and you can't think of any other word. How are you referencing the same cartoon? The same show. And I was so stupid that I was like, I'm so sure you're the imposter. I'll bet you $1,000 with imposter. And he shakes my hand. And I couldn't pull my hand quick enough. And I shook his hand. So I took the deal. - Yeah. - And I owed him $1,000 because he wasn't the boss. I felt like an idiot. And I paid him 500 and I was like, I know I owe you a thousand, but I'm sending the other 500 to Alex, or the roommate, I just feel really guilty throwing money at you all the time. - I'm like, - And I call that Alex, I was like, you welcome John, just made you $500. Did you explain to Alex why? - Yeah. - What did Alex say? - Oh, I was laughing. (laughing) - He's like, I'm making money. - He's like, that makes sense. (laughing) - That's the funniest part of the story. - Alex being like, yeah, check this out. (laughing) - Oh, all right guys, that's all the time we have for this podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you for everybody that joined us. Go listen to Georgia's podcast, girls disrupted. Natalie, Jason's, Daily Vlogs, Taylor's cat, Theodore the Munchkin. Go follow him on Instagram. We'll see you guys for the next one. Bye.