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Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast. It better be your favorite podcast. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know I don't want to hear any shit about you listening to any other podcast. This is the only one. We're the only one for your ears and your eyes. And if we're not for your eyes, I don't know what to do with you. I have nothing to tell you. I have nothing for you. Welcome back. That's right, it's Distractible. Everyone knows from these intros which podcast I'm talking about. It's always obvious. It's always self-evident. If you've never seen the show before, I'm hosting because I won the last one, and I have my other two co-hosts here who are going to be competing to win this one, and then they'll host the next one. Uh, I give them points. I give them points. I give them points, and I write them down in a book that totally makes sense and is not at all going to be a documentation of my slow descent into madness. Anyway, my name's Bob. I'll be your host, and I'm joined as always by my competitors, Mark and Wade. Hello! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! I'm ready to win. Are you doing like boxing stuff, Wade, or what is that? Oh, yeah, I'm big into it. You seem like you know what you're doing. Oh, yeah. And Mark was already triumphant, and let's be honest, I'm heavily biased towards Mark, so he's got a great shot today. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm going to give you a bias point, Mark. Yes. All right. Didn't even have to pay for that one. I like beating the underdog. Wade, I'm going to give you minus one underdog point, just to really spice it up a little bit. Excellent. Call me Rocky Boa Constrictor, because I'm ready. Uh, anyway, I have an episode prepared for today, as per usual, but before we do that, we always do small talk. How you doing? Oh, man, it's so good. There's so many great things happening. Good. Wade, how are you? Uh, it's been not great. It's been not great, but you know, we're getting through it. All right, back to Mark. Back to Mark. Yeah, we can't have any of that done. Tell us about all the good things that are happening. No, no, no, yeah, I'm not here for that. I'm not here for that. By the time that this episode comes out, I will have been at the Oscars, and that horribly embarrassing thing that happened to me occurred. You know, honestly, I'm just going to own it. I did that intentionally. I don't care what people think. That was all me, 100% intentional. I intended. There might be people that say they represent me, that say that I didn't know what I was saying in those moments, or what I was doing with my arms and legs and head and whatnot. Intentional. I meant it, and I meant everything I did. Justin Timberlake's going to reveal his nipple. Wait, that was a Super Bowl halftime show, not an Oscars. Yeah, and this is already happening. It's not that I'm going to do something. This has already occurred. He's going to have had revealed his nipple. Oh, yeah, but I'm always a week behind, so I'll watch it next week. And I can't believe you pulled that outfit off. Thank you. It was tough. Very, stylish. It was great being there by your side. Thanks for making me your plus one. Damn it. He's really affecting the time stream now. Holy shit. It went from not knowing what's going on to knowing exactly how to exploit it. Wait, our timeline. I had forgotten. My memory's so bad. In other news, I've had more time to get back into learning Korean. I've started doing that. There's a cool app that I'm going to shout out that I might regret because you never know when these apps and companies can turn into horrible like Duolingo. Sure. You know, really, really tanked everything they had. Well, not really. I think they're still, you know, number one app, but you know, they won't be. Anyway, Kimchi Reader, the website for it is like Kimchi Dash Reader. And so Kimchi Reader is great because it does exactly what I was doing with the other ones. Not sponsored. I don't think that they have enough money to sponsor because they got like nine reviews on the Chrome extension store. They can't afford us. Well, they couldn't afford me. That's for sure. Anyway, by extension us, it's great because there's a lot of apps that allow you to watch Netflix and it can parse the words and it can show a language list, but none of them really work perfectly for Korean. And this one is purpose built just for Korean, right? So it can parse the words better. It has better dictionaries for the idioms and the slang. And so when I'm using it, I actually find myself really going through marking the words that I have, saving out sentences, which is where I need to be for learning because I'm past the point of just doing vocab. Whereas like I can, kind of have a general understanding if I'm hearing it, but now I need to really understand the nuances of it and the different variations that they use the words in because there's all kinds of colloquialisms in any language. And so that you can have the same words that mean something and then the translation will be something completely different that you wouldn't expect. But in context, it makes sense because it's just slang and things like that. So it's a really good app and I've started back into it. I had a six day streak. I lost it last night, but hey, I did some of it. Yay. That's fun. It's good to have a thing you're excited about. I have to say when you were like, I diving back into learning Korean in my head, I was like, oh, that's really great. How do I say, oh, you don't say in Korean. Oh yeah. I don't speak Korean. All right. I'll let him talk. I've sincerely for a moment was like, oh, how do I say that? I'll, I'll surprise Mark with my Korean. I know in your joke hardware is like, you haven't unlocked that DLC. You haven't Korean is a subscription service on Alexa plus. Oh, Alexa plus. Wow. Yeah. So much better and not at all. Exactly the same as anyway. Wait, do you have anything you want to talk about or should I do my small talk? Oh, I got something. I thought finally remember something. Uh-huh. Weather peak me starting a nice trend of walking again, trying to get my walks back in, which will be broken today. But man, it happened up to yesterday. What? It's the middle of that. You don't, you're not going to get a walk in for 10 hours between now and midnight. Probably not because I go straight from this to stream. To recording with like maybe an hour break for food. You don't need a whole hour for food. Eat and walk or eat, then walk, walk, then eat. I suppose it's possible, but it's unlikely. You can do it as a man who's walked one mile every day so far this year and is still not falling behind and still keeping up. I can tell you, you can do it. That settles it. It's time to stand. I've been saying that I was going to do this for all because I'm like, ah, there's one way to easily make it healthier and I'm going for it. I just saw a TikTok of this exact clip where Mark was like, can you believe we could choose to be different people? I'm going to choose right now. And then he, oh, fuck. My desk's broken. Just stand. You just have to stand, but crouch down. So you're in. Wait, since when are you taller when you stand? I've always been taller when I stand. Every time I've stood up, my head has gone out of camera. Oh no, there's a, I could lose a point for that. I forgot. Oh, that's true. It might just be on unplugged. Hold on. I'm going down. Here I go. He's going down to his real height. Look out. It's jumping down off his chair of tallness. What's this unplugged USB down here? I don't know. Far away, Mark. Oh, wow. It's like a cave down here. Oh, can we come in if you could cave? Can we come hang out? No, no, no, no. Did you guys see the, the discussion? Uh, cause in, when I was playing Resident Evil in the opening video, I go to the settings and it shows I have 192 gigs of VRAM and the internet was very, very confused as to why I had that much VRAM. It's for the movie. This is the computer that got bounced around when doing the movies. And I switched over to it. Cause I was like, I deserve the best. I mean, you do. Anyway, I'm going back down now. Okay. Bye. Have fun in your cave, buddy. I hope you meet your, no, nevermind. Meet my what? Nothing. I hope you meet nobody. It's your desk, I hope there's no one down there. there there better not be anyone down here if there's someone down here that's concerning he knows he's coming what huh i'm not talking to the secret fourth person on the call aha change is upon me it disconnects right now that was so taut it was so taut oh i was right he just saved it i was 100 right okay i gotta adjust i gotta how do i what the this is the entertaining i've seen all day okay man live a more exciting life then come on well i woke up and came straight here so i didn't really see much there we go hey i made it it's a miracle editors freeze it in horrible ways oh guamify guam him make guam shoot out of my mouth that's gonna be one hell of a fluid simulation since as we know guam is just the ocean i did not know that look at this guy this tall guy man it's really whoa so nice up here do you remember we learned there's a window in your office too we could relearn all these lessons and re-change your life back again i had closed it you're you're goddamn right i closed it for some reason why did oh that's so nice look at all that mark have you ever had water you should dry some oh my god you're right i don't have my water bottle here oh man if i could just have any consistency in my life ever i'd be such a good human just wait until you drink some water blow your mind or chocolate milk is that just a big glass of chocolate milk it's a big dutch bros cup it's literally like a 30 ounce or chocolate milk that's pretty wild i've just got really small hands actually it's a normal size cup i didn't know you were really into the president oh fuck never mind i got giant hands this is the biggest cup you've ever seen i didn't mean to do that to you that's my bad i'll give you a pity point thank you i need it anyway all my dreams came true and i am now the proud owner of a 3d printer that's my small talk congratulations you might think i would have something 3d printed at hand but it's all it's gone it was previously sitting right here but i printed a hand a holder so now the a is gone it's gone it's gone it's gone the ams which holds the spools of plastic is mounted on top and i printed so much stuff i set it up friday afternoon and it's been operating all but like eight hours since i've had it put together and mostly what i've been printing is parts for the printer itself which is so fucking fun i love when you get a thing and then you make things for the thing with the thing to improve the thing also i've printed a new piece for james's trains he has those wooden train tracks that uh the ikea ones and i've printed a new piece for james's trains and i've printed a new piece for james's trains and i've printed a new piece for james's trains and i've printed a curved bridge thick it's cool it's so cool damn that is cool guys i'm a 3d printer guy now i have a print going right now i'm watching it on my phone i'm proud of you man welcome to the club we all know what those are therefore we're all part of the club yeah we all love it equally you know what they are yeah no that's why i'm part of the club yeah what are they well they're printers that print things that are 3d yeah yeah that's true did you see the new advancement in 3d printing technology with the holograms yeah that bob got one no the holograms that's old news of course i'm in the club why wouldn't i have seen it yeah he's in the he's he gets the emails it's actually a really interesting advancement where they have a a gel medium it's kind of like you know disney had something where they had a gel medium and they would print in there and it would suspend it and it would print faster this actually uses reflective mirrors to have light concentrate in where a hologram would normally be so you you can get like little glass things and you can have a hologram in there and it's like oh it's a 3d shape that's been available for a while but in 3d printing terms if they use uv light and they have projected hologram inside there that's consistent it will cure the resin in the shape of the hologram thereby 3d printing the entire object at once inside the gel medium and it takes like in 10 seconds it prints like a tiny thing like this so it's very small scale but it's interesting technology because this is like something where it's like oh i could see this actually being using uv light yeah well they use uv light and they use uv light in resin printing right now and i'm not 100 sure if it's exactly uv light but i would guess it was because that's usually what they would use power of the sun in the palm of my printer that's really interesting that it's so quick though because i'm assuming there are limit because you're focusing the light through the medium obviously it cures most quickly where it converges or whatever but so you're partially curing all of it or something but like if you could just be like 3d print a whole thing all at once with you know basically in the form of like a x-ray flash type thing that'd be really sick i could see the really really interesting potential for that it would be cool it'd probably take many years before it scales up but the fact that happens at all is it makes a lot of sense you know who else takes things that aren't 3d and makes them 3d bakers found a really cool french asian bakery that does sound cool what's it called all right here we go i hope that's how it's pronounced but it sounds good that sounded good right it sounded like a real words that sounded really good man yeah t-o-u-s l-e-s j-o-u-r-s it's so good they've got some really good stuff oh tues le jus uh what's your favorite thing to get from there i assume you've been there you didn't just find it and not eat there what did you get oh god it's like a slice of strawberry something cake they also have like a just a belgian waffle like half dipped in chocolate molly got it's not strawberry short cake but it's kind of tasted like strawberry short cake strawberry cloud cake i had a slice of strawberry cloud cake that was fantastic oh cloud cake yeah but they've got like uh they've got you know fruit pastries they've got like breakfast pastries they've got all kinds of stuff french pastries i'm familiar with i'm completely unfamiliar with like asian baked goods is the cloud cake like an asian baked good thing because i've not really heard of that before i couldn't tell you what comes from where and i couldn't tell you the name of most things i just looked and i was like that looked like bread with chocolate wade like french i've seen croissants whatever but i i'm just completely ignorant about the of like i'm sure that there's plenty of very cool very interesting asian baked goods that i'm unaware of anyway that sounds delicious do they door dash can i door dash some of that i haven't looked but it's it's kind of fun to go i know not a person who goes but it's fun to go you get like you grab a tray and you like put some uh like a paper sheet things over the tray liner no it's like the wax paper kind of thing you put on the tray and then you grab some tongs and you go around you like actually put the stuff you want on your tray oh that sounds fun and then they got nice little sitting area so you can sit and eat there or you can get it to go and they'll bundle it up for you and stuff like it's just a nice cute little place but for you you have to order a cab every time you want to go there yes unless it's walking distance i hitchhike it's not walking oh that's a bold move then you have to buy twice as much so that you have uh pastries to share on the ride home well and it's easy to get the ride because all you do is you go and people are like ah cultured get in and then they take me there i'm not gonna question that i think it means mister i could probably be wrong look i don't speak french but i'm pretty sure that's exactly how it's pronounced i took spanish and it's nothing like what i just said pronounce it like spanish i turned german is that spanish no like a texan spanish you know well no texan spanish might be even better than that yeah that's right buddy remember the alamo senor kentucky spanish west virginian spanish yes that's in texan right alamo that's in texan that's located in texan yes yeah it's a french asian bakery it's really good yeah no that sounds delicious i want to that's um i wrote that down i actually scribbled that in the little side margin so i can remember maybe probably not coca-cola for the big for the small the short and the tall peacemakers risk takers for the optimists pessimists for long distance loathe for introverts and extroverts the thinkers and the doers for old friends and new coca-cola for everyone pick up some coca-cola at a store near you special announcement everybody we're interrupting whatever this is interrupting i don't know if it's right in the middle baltimore's intro or something whatever is the most jarring and the most frightening i want you to be afraid here uh make my 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the only way out this is a game we've played before kind of i have to be honest i saw some talking about this on the subreddit it's my idea but i definitely stole it directly from someone else's brain you guys remember when we played dice breakers which was a thing where you rolled it you i would give you a prompt or i asked you a question and then you roll the die and you had to answer at the appropriate level of whatever you rolled so you had to try and you if you rolled a nat one you had to give me a nat one answer so on so forth well same premise this time each of you is going to have your own die in your own hands in front of you that neither of the other two of us will be able to see i will give you a question a sort of classic ice breakery question something really stupid you will roll your die and then you will have to give an answer that gets us to correctly guess what you rolled for your answer and you gain or mostly lose points depending on how far off i'm going to say my guess is the one that counts for points whoever is going week the other two we can talk about it but whatever my final guess is you will win a point if it's correct if it's within one you get no points but if it's two away you lose a point three away you lose two points so on and so forth so the score today might be interesting so we want you to guess our number you want to give an answer that gets us to guess what you rolled as accurately as possible got it okay yes i got it now that i'm thinking it all the way throughout loud i think i'm going to expand the points a little bit if i if i guess it exactly you get a point if i'm within plus or minus two you don't gain or lose any points no you gain one point if i get exactly you get two points if i'm more than two away you lose a point i just realized we were going to have a like if someone rolled a 20 and gave an answer and i guessed like six you couldn't lose you couldn't lose a point through 13 points that would be kind of fucked doesn't ruin the whole thing which one are we rolling because i have options now i have d 20 10 8 12 6 and 4 i've only got the 20th of my death i think we should do 20s i think d20 is a nice range you have a five number range where as long as you get it within there there's no damage or well whatever you you get one point or whatever but uh if i'm more than plus or minus two from your actual roll you lose a point you get dinged and i will flip the coin of confusion to see who goes first wade you're the lion today and mark you're the lady because that's the two sides of the coin that i who have that i didn't just drop lion goes first okay i need an example so oh holy shit hey are you good let's try it so everything's fine everything's fine he has a ceiling everything is fine i just wanted well now it's is that not how it used to be wait a minute no hold on oh no did it get out of alignment with your teleprompter is that what that is no it's fine oh that's what it is what it is okay there we go yeah okay just okay i stand here okay all right we got this hold on hold on it's still a no i got it i'm gonna fix one thing then the other hey wait you didn't fix the other thing i'm scared but come back i don't have object permanence yet man you can't do that to me i got it when do you get that oh the 32 i'm young the 32 a that's good that's a camera wade goes first i'm gonna give you the first uh prompt you're gonna roll your dice don't tell or show anyone but then once you have your number give us your number and we'll see you next time your answer and we will have to guess from 1 to 20 what we think you rolled and by we i mostly mean me but mark can help we can talk about it we can debate so wade if you got to choose your name what would it be and why okay if i got to choose my name i would probably do a lot of research and do other cultures and languages and find something fun kind of unique that blends together some like significant meaning to who i am as a person and like what outlooks and morals and values i have in life and that way my name whenever i say it out loud would be not just something that reflects who i am by the word itself but also by the deeper meaning that it reflects that's really boring it's got to be like a one or a two or something right clearly you're going for thoughtful smart i don't know i'm getting i'm getting something fairly high there's no way he rolled a nat 20 already is there i don't know i mean who knows what if that dice is loaded i would be the least shocked person in the world it's literally made of beads that's true that's true it's it's the most unfair hand walks into a casino with that dice you know it doesn't get stopped by security i love the bring your own dice casinos those are my favorite do you know what's inside that thing i know it has it's covered in beads but mark has a point i i don't know what that's made of god no i imagine it's pure poison and terrible toxin that had to be high i'm gonna guess you rolled a 19 do i wait for mark to guess too or do i oh i have to guess i mean you can guess mine is the one that determines the points but i would go with like all the meaning and importance being he rolled a seven and his name already has sevens in it so i'm like i bet seven or something glad bob's my judge it's a 16 a 16 well that's what does that have to do with what you were saying that's silliness what did i guess 19 you did so you'll lose one point yeah i guess that went pretty high there i was like okay what's a good above average answer i don't know what would have been better than that now that i think about it i did give it pretty 20 vibes that wasn't that was you really went for it you kind of went all out for the answer there i feel like 16 is like just verging on like yeah that's a good answer territory not like well i thought that was kind of like 10 10s average 15 is above average like you know i mean maybe i'm i don't know but when you're actually playing like tabletop if you have to roll a d20 don't you usually need to roll pretty high to succeed at things is it usually like a 50 50 in the system we're playing in pathfinder it's kind of like usually an 11 or higher is what you need to succeed oh okay well and then weapons can crit anywhere from like 18 to 20 typically what kind of weapon well i was wrong but mark was wronger it's okay i'll pay the price for that all right mark your turn yep what item do you hope will be the best for you in the future i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't want to be obsolete in 20 years now roll an answer it's it's like on a line i think okay i think i know walkers for old people you know the big ones because i'm like cane or nothing buddy you know that's what i'm about but walkers you know the big ones like when i in unisonis when i was the old guy i hope that medicine advances to the point where old people don't need them because they're so strong they don't need those walkers the big ones oh no yeah i'll bring out on the scale of this one wade you go first help help me um i'm thinking it's somewhere between a 3 and an 18 i'm gonna go with uh i'll go with an 8 when we were getting really low previously everyone defaulted to like dumb and down like talking with short words and he used pretty good language he didn't do any crazy shenanigans like you can't say it was a wrong answer or a bad answer but he just really struggled with it i don't know if that was a bit or if that was part of the they got me with the walkers the big one part of the big one yeah that's where i'm like okay it was a good answer but the walker the big one made me feel like i was five so the objective i get it i get it hey you got seven for mine man i feel like he was trying to temper hey you said important number i was like that's important to you seven's important to you that is important number to me you love eight probably i feel like we just talked about this and i hope this is not super wrong because i think it was a really funny answer but i feel like that was aimed to be like right down the middle i feel like that was like a 10 no oh no what's it It didn't. No, because a walker, the big ones, have four legs. So I was hoping that they. That's why I said a cane's okay, but the walker, the big one, I'm hoping. No, that's totally on me. That's totally on me. I didn't know we were dropping clues in the answers. I thought we were supposed to drop clues in the answers. No, look, I had no preconceived notions. I was just curious how you guys would play this. So you say it was a four. It was four. Four was the. I got the age part right. Honestly, Mark, that was on me. I think I'm going to be saying that a lot today. How obvious are we supposed to make these things? As obvious as possible? No, you play the game how you like. This is like the one where you were saying the word backwards. So unless we're on the same page, play the game how you want to play it. All right, cool, cool, cool, good, good, good, good, good. 16 names that come to mind, but. Dr. Archibald Reginald. All right, Wade, for ease of thinking, I think maybe roll first, and then I'll ask you the question so you can get in the frame of mind, because I realized with Mark that was kind of backwards. All right, you got your number. Which tastes better, round or square pizza? I've not had that many square pizzas, so I'd have to say round by default. I don't do Jets a whole lot. Round is what I think of when I eat pizza, so I'm going to go with round. Really underestimated how much I was putting myself on the spot with this game. I was like, oh, this will be so funny. They'll just have to. All right. Man, there could be. There could be some funny answers. If we're giving number hints. I didn't. Let me be honest. I did not. Zero is a round, so it could be a zero, a 10, or a 20. Could be anywhere in the. No, I. I know what it is. I know what it is. You want me to. Do your job for you? Yes, please. Here's what it was. It was a very middle-of-the-road answer, but he still had favoritism, and he had favoritism towards what his default was, so it's got to be nine, because it's not 10. He's just one to the. He made a choice, right? He didn't go, well, both. It could be. He made a choice, but it was so close to the middle, it's got to be nine. Could be 11, but I think it's nine. I was with you right up until the actual conclusion, and in. Until you said it in my head, I was like, oh, that makes sense. He's going to say it was 11, because it was clearly 11. Huh? 11? Well. Oh. Ooh. So was that kind of the thing? It's like you're a little choice-y in one direction? I was like, let me just give a very bland, average, not interesting answer. Like, I will answer the question, therefore being at least better than average. Yeah, that was. That was right down the. Right down the pipe there. Yeah, like, it's hard. That was. That roll, it was like, I'd love to be funny and interesting, but that's like as close. I could roll a 10, but that's pretty average, just answer the question boringly. All right, that earned you a point, Wade. Oh, I'm back to zero. Uh, Mark, roll first. Get a number. Okay, going. Which Mario Kart character are you? Can I look up a list of Mario Kart characters? Yes. Yeah. Okay, pass, pass, pass, smash, pass, smash, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass. Definitely Smash Birdo somewhere in there. That's exactly it. Okay, all right, okay, all right. Hmm. I think you're gonna. You're gonna know exactly what I'm thinking. You're gonna know exactly what I'm thinking when I say this, because I'm not sure what it is about him. Tall, you know, not always in the limelight, but I'm thinking Luigi. Interesting. What numbers are associated with Luigi? Let me think. Hang on. Luigi's name is Luigi. He's got two I's, which is the Roman numeral for two. A U sideways is just a three missing the middle. Oh, you're spelling his name? Okay. Luigi, six letters. I'm trying to figure out what Mark's thinking here. Walker still only has four legs. You know what else has four legs? A go-kart. Except for the ones that don't, because they have motorcycles and other nonsense. I don't know whether to go with his answer or if there's hidden meaning. All right, well, Bob, your guess is the one that matters anyway. That also felt very down the middle. He said Luigi. He's tall, which is true. He gave facts. He wasn't wrong. He picked a character. He picked one that's actually in the game, as far as I know. Mark has established a gameplay mechanic. How many words did Mark say? It's 23. But no, that's fine. There's a lot of contractions if that was only 23 words. No, he looked. There's a range of things. He smashed Birdo. It made sense. It was a very. He smashed. He got kind of distracted, and there are five letters. in Luigi's name. I thought it was L-O-U-I-G-I. Is it L-O-I-G-I? L-O-U? What the fuck? That's how I spell Lou. Is that how you spell Lou? Louis E.G. Oh, my God. There's no O. Luigi's O-less. Yeah, there's no O at all. That's true. I've got to read to all my calculations. I'm going to just say a 10 and move on. I think that was a five because of the pre-established rules. I'm picking you up. I got nailed. I got nailed it. Wade Boyd, you're against. 10. All right, so Wade's logic was right there. He actually got the exact logic that I had, except he went, there's two I's in it, and he went Roman numeral instead of the number, which was 11. Because I was like, he's tall, never really number one. I'm getting there, Mark. I'm getting there, man. I'm slow. He's got it, man. You just went, Roman instead of Arabic numerals. Average answer, two I's, 11. Okay. He's not number one. He's middle of the road. Always, always, you know. Honestly, Wade scared me away from it because last time we did a thing like this, Wade kept thinking, reacting to your clues like you were a crazy person, and I kept being like, I see what Mark's doing. I understand. I'm with you. Yeah, yeah. There may not be consistency in any of this that I give you. When Wade threw his thing out, I was like, well, it can't be that. That's a good ground rule. It's going to be something other than whatever Wade just said. I should feel upset by this, but you might usually be right. You might be right? Listen, my cadence might be a little off. Wade, roll your number. All right, baby. Ooh, snake eyes. I can't do that with one dice. What is the weirdest item that you keep by your bed? Uh, frogs. I like to keep frogs around just in case, uh, you know, you get thirsty. What about frogs? Frogs quenches your thirst. Oh, the, the vines. Oh, okay. You drink them. Is that a drink? Sometimes you just gotta like the frog vine. Mm. And then all of a sudden it's sunny. I think I know what this is. This is clearly a nat 20. It's just transcending to another plane of existence. This is why it seems so crazy. I don't know, Mark. Do you want to throw me off the scent or do you have? Okay, so he said frog, not toad. That's very important because it's the moisture that's really a part of this. And so when you have a frog, if you're thirsty, and he mentioned vines, which is not associated with frogs ever. I don't think anyone's ever been like vines, frogs. So he's thinking a specific type of frog. He's thinking a tree frog, not necessarily a water frog on lilies, right? So tree three. I believe you completely. And I think Mark has nailed it. It's a three. Oh, man. Close though. Oh, man. I was thinking of the two frog. The fucking what? The two frog, not the three frog. The two frog. Mark, who are you looking around for? I don't know. God, do it. Take me away from this place, I think. Why am I still here? Just to suffer. We already know that one. All right, Mark, roll your number and then get ready to party. All right. Love that. What's the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet them? Face. Four letters in the word face. Mark gets immediately dismayed. If no eyes, seven holes. Face. If your original letters in face, you get affus, affic. Uh-huh. Yep. Or ecaf. Cafe? Cafe? Cafe. Yes. Okay. Yep. Keep going. Drive me there. Cafe. Coffee. Where's coffee go? Orifice. How many orifices in the face? Face doesn't include ears, does it? Or does it? Could be five. Could be seven. Face. Four letters in face. Yeah. We did cover that. C. Upside down. Could be a smile. E. E. A smile behind bars. A smile behind bars. Fa. A long, long way to go. Mark, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not going to rely on weights and put on this one. I think it's a 37. He must have a hell of a modify. Oh, man. Face. Face. Face. Makes sense, but it's not much. All right. I, that felt down the middle. Correct answer to me. It wasn't like offensive or crazy. It wasn't ridiculous. That is probably the first thing you do notice every time you meet a person because you're, you're probably looking at their face. When you just say you introduce yourself. like that was that was tightly simple that it had to be a 10 it had to be a 10 no i mean it's a six man i thought i was so sure i had because you you said the first thing you think when you get the first see someone's face and i went oh the first thing you get when you first see someone's face and i was like i'll just say one word face i got a one i even emphasize the first thing you say the first thing in the face but that's a good answer though yeah it is it's the best it's number one it's it's what everyone would say first unless gigantic moves i guess maybe am i wrong in thinking that one is like the worst answer you could possibly give i don't know but you keep this but this strategy in your mind where it's like it's been a middle of the road answer it's like i've never done that i that's wade's thing wade does the middle of the road answers i am very specific first thing that the first time first hey there's a one in what i said does that give me points i guess we'll find out mark even if you don't get points that was fun and i enjoyed the journey we got to go on together thank you thank you thank you i don't know where that journey for you but uh it was it was good to watch oh man i had smiles behind bars in their 30s i don't know i had all kinds of stuff going on it was kind of crazy but you know not that crazy i feel like every time you give an answer i'm the meme of like the guy with all like the stuff written behind him trying to draw the comparisons he picked the word f f it is in the word first first one but it's also at 4 and 14 one more and all i'm concerned about is i'm gonna understand the clues that mark leaves i don't even give a i'm pre-guessing wade is a 13 and i'm skipping straight to focusing on mark i'm not i'm not losing eye contact wade it doesn't matter what you say your question is what's the corniest pickup line you know tomorrow tomorrow i love you back in the day we used to go to this place called village tavern and wade would always somehow pick up the supermodels right so he was so busy with all of the women that were throwing themselves at him that it must be a massive number because this is a last person in line he would often clear like 12 13 14 women at a time they just line up like a queue to give him a smackaroo he'd be sipping his texas tea you have all these teas which stands for 20 because tomorrow tomorrow he said it twice which is two tens and married man used to go to a bar and pick up chicks and then you'd say i'll see you tomorrow and mark would just sit there and be like wow you really got that dog in you don't you i'm trying to sync up with mark i'm gonna choose to believe you mark it was definitely a 20 unless it was a two because of the tomorrow but he already had a two what are the odds he's gonna get two twos in a row i know that would never happen well oh two tomorrow tomorrow oh no what was it when you i just thought there was more cosmic injustice i think i just lost 19 points man i think i just lost 19 points man i thought i thought the the i thought it was all lining against me but that's this is good for me you're not the only one who cannot get bob on your side don't worry about it all right back to our regularly scheduled program of trying to interpret mark all right mark i'm gonna find you i'm lost in the universe and i'm gonna find you and i'm gonna feel it are you ready magic carpet sound dampening ovulation all the things he could say are going through my mind every possible word he knows going through my head right now i'm gonna find you and i'm gonna feel it are you ready what is your ideal way to spend your birthday he's getting there he's doing it wait this is the answer hold on pay attention he rolled a zero birthday birthday right birthday birthday birthday birthday you know i wasn't one for birthday parties to celebrate didn't invite people over that much even nowadays i don't uh i don't often you know do birthdays very big last year you know my birthday you know i ended up proposing so really you know that might have been the best present i have but i can't repeat that one so you know it would have to be something that uh that uh that uh you know i could uh um you know there was a tv series about killing yourself okay sorry just came to mind anyway sorry anyway i and we celebrate together maybe a good meal at a nice restaurant that's how it's all that matters to me that was a lot more words than face he did say one and then nothing at one point which brought me to 10 and then he mentioned proposal you know he's maybe been together like a little over 10 years that's two references to 10 which could be two tens making it a 20 there was a lot of us and rambling so it could be a two it's either a two a ten or a twenty oh okay i see what you're getting at no friends one birthday no friends one mark no friends that's the one zero it's ten he said the word birthday nine times and he said he focused on friends a lot there's 10 seasons of friends there's a definite clustering if mark's answer is 19 because of that that would be fucking nuts you to be you talked about how you didn't invite people to your birthday you spent it alone it had to be something about that and then the proposal and then you talked about the show about killing yourself i just feel like that can't be a very high number wait how many different topics did he talk about maybe that's the answer okay yeah that's good that's good i'll keep counting different parts birthday friends death television what channel was friends on is it cbs what channel is that 10 oh cbs uh c would be three b would be two s whatever number that number letter is he talked about killing himself has to be low it's as low as could be 17 uh no i'm not gonna hedge i'm gonna be bold because i'm exactly on the right wavelength i know this in my heart of hearts it was a one it was was it a one what was it it was 13 oh no the show about killing yourself how many candles were on his cake 13 candles i was traveling i was like i could do something about how like oh it was so nice when i had a birthday party when i became finally a teenager and i was like maybe and then i was like i couldn't even remember if it was actually 13 reasons why or if it was oh it was right there the television shows you were all on it was all i was leaning towards it you know oh fuck this episode's gonna be our 37th reason yeah i've never seen that i didn't i actually when you said there was a tv show about killing yourself i was like oh that's weird i don't know that one you know i said a lot of reasons did you say 13 reasons though no no i just said the show about killing yourself and then you know there's reasons i love whenever i laugh to the point of physical tears oh man what's it like on your end watching us try to figure it out oh it's it's you know it's in between pain and and funny and a lot of pain swinging wildly averaging into a very neutral state i rolled a three and you guys guessed a 20 so i feel we didn't guess 20 you know the classic pickup line tomorrow tomorrow i love you coca-cola for the small the short and the tall peacemakers risk takers for the optimists pessimists for long distance love for introverts and extroverts the thinkers and the doers for old friends and new coca-cola for everyone pick up some coca-cola at a store near you have any of these been close i was one off for wade twice the closest i was for mark was was was six away the first two guesses shit you know what mark i have to say it's probably my fault honestly i think that you put a lot out there and i think i let wade throw me off on some of them and then when i tried to do it myself i think i am an idiot oh no no no as the judge you're correct at all times uh it's fine it's fine i don't see that as a bad thing i see that as i see that as a boon if anything uh anyway let's go over the points remarkably close i don't write it off mark mark did dominate the small talk mark you earned positive points for me being biased towards you learning korean the longest stand-up sequence i've ever seen hologram 3d print small talk which was awesome your camera fell over which made me laugh and was very funny and then you also got a dismay point because of the general sense of dismay that you have felt for the entire second half of this episode and then you lost points for every round of the game itself yeah yep that feels about right yep which totals out to two points oh i'm positive wade you have a tentative lost point for making a short joke in the opening you gained positive points for being an underdog collapsing our timeline with chaos about the oscars walking like a good boy i gave you a pity point i gave you a tulip juice point and then you gained points for two of the rounds but you lost points in two of the rounds leaving you with a total of three with a tentative lost point for the short joke depending on how the wheel is feeling today i honestly thought wade was gonna run away with it but uh mark had a pretty strong first half there does that make it less painful no no we still experienced we have the scars from the from the from the game itself you know i just want to know how many people go out to the bars and they try tomorrow tomorrow i love you as a pickup line and have success uh we better get some stories from the sub or anyway how many spins will there be i'm sure it won't be a number that will cause me problems ah it's two it's two to three would that would be like the lowest scoring game ever have we had lower than that uh didn't we have negatives at one point i'm not sure i don't know we used to have a lot of crazy shit happen yeah this this this show's gotten out of control i think we should probably you know kill it i think we should probably kill it i think we should probably kill it before it gets any any wilder i want to add a point for being the worst participant in an episode worst participant as in didn't play the game right or was not paying attention or just didn't understand the rules and through their inadvertent kind of all around not understanding the rules not playing the game very well because you can get a lot of points outside of the game so i get this i understand yeah this makes sense we currently have hey we're at 100 we have 100 options on the wheel great i hope we see more than the usual four that's crazy that means when we get sudden death again it'll be a one percent chance of that actually landing spin number one is half point for bob ah shit all right okay we got tie potential here come on oh that's right let's do it best million dollar idea i don't know that i contributed anything anywhere close to this talked about the hologram 3d printing but that's already a thing the hall wait yes the hologram i brought the hologram that is definitely a million dollar idea but that's not your idea that's someone else already had that idea well i mean it doesn't say it doesn't say that it's a million dollar idea oh wait for no reason other than i just looked down and thought of it uh i'm gonna say it has to be an idea that you contributed it to be someone else's idea all right damn host powers well listen wade can it be an idea that is not the person's idea and they still get credit for it is it too late to get points because if not i agree with you bob you're the host all right all right but the next one next one will i don't think i got a point for that even though that was the whole point oh there's no lies are there lies i need to make a judgment call wade has a tentative point lost for the short joke that is a different category of points than a lie point right yeah that's different yeah yeah because i mean look at him yeah pile it up while you're immune come on i'm already gonna lose the point if it comes up i'm gonna double dip the fourth wheel spin of the day certainly wouldn't do it to me like that oh no sneezes all right no one's good all right fun fun wheel come on we're gonna go through all the options we're just landing all the ones we've never hit before it was almost baldest but it's oh will to live i want to live well do you i remember your last uh remember you're 13 that's not my idea it's not my million dollar i will say this is very against me but i will admit that i did scream to the heavens why am i still here i did actually do that so i don't know if i can get the point uh as much as i want to and where there's a will there's a wade well as much as that makes me not want to give it to you i think that made you guys have less of a will to live therefore giving more to me you're right he's right oh god i want to live oh please wade has the most will to live yes all right fine congratulations wade that means that with a score of four to two possibly the lowest score we've had definitely close wade is today's winner god i've had the hell of a losing streak i think it's cost me the season there's no way that was me winning oh wait no wade won the last one i hosted but it's because it went to sudden death you actually were winning that one oh wait yeah bob's won the last two i've hosted but you you won the space tier list bob's won the last three i've hosted um wait go keep looking back wait four i've hosted okay hold on a second five i've hosted wait wait oh hold on wait wait a sec oh there's mark keep going keep going wait keep let's keep going now you won you will resolute you won that one yeah keep going okay so five wait no that was a tie who won it i didn't circle i don't know but you won the one before that 20 to 17 mark i think your problem is that i don't win enough because wade ended up winning this one in the last one but they were very close but then you won space tier list how do you pan snow days wade won one but then you won half life by 10 point uh anyway it's me you gotta impress buddy i'm the one ruining your win streak and guess who hosts the next episode bob hope you have one in their banks for no reason oh man yeah i'll be ready to host don't worry mark do you want to give a speech no is an acceptable answer no i got it all right listen there comes a time when uh it's it's like me never winning the uh for gamer of the year i've never won it i probably never will and you know i have to come to terms with that we all have to come to terms with that and sometimes if i don't win the year of the year thing i will flip the ultimate unfair coin and we will look through wade's book of wins and i've never calculated how often i lose his games and we will see if there is bias then i will accept the answers that is it's fine and you know i hope only that the streamies also has a big coin to flip for its own unfairness i'm sure that they do wade would you like to give your winner speech yeah hold on one second i'll give it no particular reason i won big surprise 17 i hate this game wait can i just say i'm looking at the season stats right now wade is dominating in wheel spin points wade has won 55 wheel spin points mark is six and a half and i've won 46 but points without wheel spins i'm dominating 648 to mark 626 to wade's 542 and uh the wheel's the only one that loves me the total episode wins as of the last episode the the smell you could lick was mark with 33 episode wins me with 33 episode wins and wade with 29 episode wins on the season so actually mark you're tied for the lead if anything does it come down to this next one is the next episode the decider oh is that pressure on me yeah i guess this is kind of this next one that wade hosts it's kind of like the 1v1 face-off for champion of season 5 if you want to frame it like that that's it's good that could be true could be the way i'm also just assuming that this post i found on this is a comment from far writer 69 52 on subreddit i hope it's accurate i don't want to have to come back to it i'm just assuming that this post i found on this is a comment from far writer 69 52 and re-litigate these numbers if this is wrong that's on the subreddit right now but i'm i think this person keeps pretty careful track of that stuff so actually it's probably correct anyway congrats wade my apologies to mark you tried your hardest and boy was that just not worth it make sure you check out make sure you check out the merch shop distractible dot shop make sure you follow the show on wherever you listen and or watch it because then you'll know when the episodes come out and make sure that you tune in next time because wade will be hosting and mark and i are playing for the championship thanks everybody for being here this has been distractible wade's gonna host the next one see the ultimate champion is until then podcast out coca-cola for the big for the small the short and the tall peacemakers risk takers for the optimists pessimists for long distance love For introverts and extroverts. 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