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Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast, it better be your favorite podcast. I don't want to hear any shit about you listening to any other podcast, this is the only one. We are the only one for your ears and your eyes, and if we're not for your eyes, I don't know what to do with you. I have nothing to tell you. I have nothing for you. Welcome back, that's right, it's "Destractable". Everyone knows from these intros which podcast I'm talking about, it's always obvious, so it's self-evident. If you've never seen the show before, I'm hosting because I won the last one, and I have my other two go hosts here who are gonna be competing to win this one, and then they'll host the next one. I give them points, and I write them down in a book that totally makes sense and is not at all going to be a documentation of my slow descent into madness. Anyway, my name's Bob, I'll be your host, and I'm joined as always by my competitors, Mark and Wade. Hello! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! I'm ready to win. Are you doing like boxing stuff, Wade or what is that? Oh, yeah, I'm big into it. You seem like you know what you're doing. Oh yeah. Mark was already triumphant, and let's be honest, I'm heavily biased towards Mark, so he's got a great shot today. I'm gonna give you a biased point, Mark. Yes. All right. Didn't even have to pay for that one. I like being the underdog. Wade, I'm gonna give you minus one underdog point, just to really spice it up a little bit. Excellent. Call me Rocky Boa Constrictor because I'm ready. Uh, anyway, I have an episode prepared for today, Des Per Huge, but before we do that, we always do small talk. How? You doing? Oh, man is so good. There's so many things happening. Good. Wade, how are you? Uh, it's been not great, it's been not great, but you know, we're getting through it. All right. Back to Mark. Back to Mark. Yeah. We can't have any of that. Tell us about all the good things are happening. No, no, no, yeah, I'm not here for that. I'm not here for that. By the time that this episode comes out, I will have been at the Oscars and that horribly embarrassing thing that happened to me occurred. You know, honestly, I'm just gonna own it. I did that intentionally. I don't care what people think. That was all me 100% intended. There might be people that say they represent me that say that I didn't know what I was saying in those moments or what I was doing with my arms and legs in head and whatnot, intentional. I meant it and I meant everything I did. Justin Timberlake's gonna reveal his nipple. But that was a Superl half time shit on the Oscars. Yeah. And this is already happened. It's not that I'm going to do something. This is already occurred. He's going to have had to reveal this nipple. Oh, yeah. It's a week behind. So I'll watch it next week. And I can't believe you pulled that outfit off. Thank you. It was tough. Very stylish. It was great being there by your side. Thanks for making me your plus one. Damn it. He's really affecting the types. [laughter] Holy shit. He went from not knowing what's going on and knowing exactly how to exploit it. Wait. Our timeline. I forgot. My memory's so bad. In other news, I've had more time to get back into learning Korean. I've started doing that. There's a cool app that I'm going to shout out that I might regret because you never know when these apps and companies can turn into horrible cesspools like Doolongos. Sure. You know? Really, really tanked everything they had. Well, not really. I think there's still, you know, number one app, but you know, they won't be -- Anyway, kimchi reader. The website for it is like kimchi dash reader. And so kimchi reader is great because it does exactly what I was doing with the other ones. Not sponsored. I don't think that they have enough money to sponsor because they got like nine reviews on the Chrome extension store. They can't afford us. Well, they couldn't afford me. That's for sure. Anyway, by extension us. It's great because there's a lot of apps that allow you to watch Netflix and it can parse the words and it can show a language list, but none of them really work perfectly for Korean. And this one is purpose-built just for Korean, right? So it can parse the words better. It is better dictionaries for the idioms and the slang. And so when I'm using it, I actually find myself really going through marking the words that I have a saving out sentences, which is where I need to be for learning because I'm past the point of just doing vocab, whereas like I can kind of have a general understanding if I'm hearing it. But now I need to really understand the nuances of it and the different variations that they use the words in because there's all kinds of colloquialisms in any language. And so that you can have the same words, it means something and then the translation will be something completely different that you wouldn't expect. But in context, it makes sense because it's just slang and things like that. So it's a really good app and I've started back into it. I had a six day streak. I lost it last night, but hey, I did some of it. Yeah. That's fun. It's good to have a thing you're excited about. I have to say when you were like, I'd diving back into learning Korean in my head, I was like, oh, that's really great. How do I say, oh, you don't say in Korean? I don't speak Korean. All right. I'll let him talk. I've sincerely for a moment was like, oh, how do I say that? I'll surprise Mark with my Korean, I know. In your joke hardware, it's like, you have an unlock that deals with you. You have an unlock. Korean is a subscription service on Alexa Plus. Oh, Alexa Plus. Wow. Yeah. So much better and not at all exactly the same as anyway. Wait, do you have anything you want to talk about? Or should I do my small talk? Oh, I got something. I thought finally remember something. Uh-huh. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm going for it. I just saw a tick-tock of this exact clip where Mark was like, "Can you believe we could choose to be different people? I'm going to choose right now." And then he-- Oh, fuck. My desk's broken. [laughter] Oh, just stand. You just have to stand, but crouch down so you're in-- Oh, right. Wait, what are you taller when you stand? I've always been taller when I stand. Every time I stood up on my end, it's gone out of camera. Oh, no, there's a-- I could lose a point for that. I forgot. Oh, that's true. It might just be unplugged. Hold on. I'm going down. Here I go. He's going down to his real height. Look out. He's jumping down off his chair of tallness. What's this unplugged USB down here? [laughter] I don't know. Far away, Mark. Oh, wow. It's like a cave down here. Ooh. Can we come in if we can cave? Can we come hang out? No, no, no, no. You guys see the discussion, because in when I was playing Resident Evil, in the opening video, I go to the settings and it shows I have 192 gigs of VRAM. And the internet was very, very confused as to why I had that much VRAM. It's for the movie. This is the computer that got passed around when doing the movies, and I switched over to it, because I was like, "I deserve the best." I mean, you do. I knew I'm going back down now. Okay. Have fun on your cave, buddy. I hope you meet your. No, no, man. You need my why? Nothing. I hope you meet nobody. It's. It's your desk. I hope there's no one down there. There better not be anyone down here. If there's someone down here, that's concerning. Brother, he knows he's coming. What? Huh? I'm not talking to the secret fourth person on the call. Aha! Change is upon me! It disconnects right. Now. Fuck. Oh, shit. Oh. Whoa. That was so taught. It was so taught. I was right. He just saved it. I was 100% right. Yeah, I got to adjust. I got to. How do I. What the? This was their daily thing. I've seen all day. Okay, man. Live a more exciting life then. Come on. Well, I woke up and came straight here, so I don't really see much. There we go. Hey, I made it. It's a miracle. Editors freeze it in horrible ways. Guamify! Guamim! Make Guam shoot out of my mouth! Boo! That's going to be one hell of a fluid simulation. Since as we know, Guam is just the ocean. I did not know that. Look at this guy. Let's talk. - I'm a big dog guy. - Man, it's real. Whoa. So nice up here. - Do you remember we learned there's a window in your office too? We could relearn all these lessons and re-change your life back again. - I had closed it. You're from Kierka, Deborah. I had closed it for some reason. Why did it? Oh, that's so nice. Look at all. - Mark, have you ever had water? - You should dry stuff. - Oh my God, you're right. I don't know my water bottle here. Oh, man. If I could just have any consistency in my life ever, I'd be such a good human. - Just wait 'til you drink some water. I'm blowing mine. - Or a chocolate milk. - Is that just a big glass of chocolate milk? - It's a big Dutch bros cup. It's literally like a 30-outser of chocolate milk. That's pretty wild. - I've just got really small hands, actually. It's a normal size cup. - I don't know. You were really into the president. - Oh, fuck. Never mind. I've got giant hands. This is the biggest cup you've ever seen. - I didn't mean to do that to you. That's my bad. I'll give you a pity point. - Thank you. I need it. - Anyway, all my dreams came true, and I am now the proud owner of a 3D printer. That's my small talk. - Congratulations. - You might think I would have something 3D printed at hand, but it's gone. It was previously sitting right here, but I printed a holder. So now the AMS, which holds the spools of plastic, is mounted on top, and I printed so much stuff. I set it up Friday afternoon, and it's been operating all but like eight hours, since I've had it put together. And mostly what I've been printing as parts for the printer itself, which is so fucking fun. I love when you get a thing, and then you make things for the thing, with the thing to improve the thing. Also, I've printed a new piece for James's trains. He has those wooden train tracks that the IKEA ones, and I printed a curved bridge. - It's cool. It's so cool. - Damn. That is cool. - Guys, I'm a 3D printer guy now. I have a print going right now. - Watching it on my phone. - I'm proud of you, man. - Welcome to the club. We all know what those are. Therefore, we're all part of the club. - Yeah, we all love it equally. - You know what they are. - Yeah, no, that's why I'm part of the club. - Yeah. What are they? - They're printers that print things that are 3D. - Yeah, that's true. - Did you see the new advancement in 3D printing technology with the holograms? - Yeah, the Bob got one. - No, the holograms. That's old news. - Of course, I'm in the club. Why wouldn't I have seen it? - Yeah, he's in the, he gets the emails. - It's actually a really interesting advancement where they have a gel medium. It's kind of like, you know, Disney had something where they had a gel medium and they would print in there and it would suspend it and would print faster. This actually uses reflective mirrors to have light, concentrate in where a hologram would normally be. So you can get like little glass things and you can have a hologram in there and it's like, oh, it's a 3D shape. That's been available for a while. But in 3D printing terms, if they use UV light and they have projected hologram inside there that's consistent, it will cure the resin in the shape of the hologram. They're by 3D printing the entire object at once inside the gel medium and it takes like 10 seconds. It prints like a tiny thing like this. So it's very small scale, but it's interesting technology because this is like something where it's like, oh, I could see this actually being using UV light. - Yeah, well, they use UV light in resin printing right now. And I'm not a herb center if it's exactly UV light, but I would guess it was because that's usually what they would use. - The power of the sun and the palm of my printer. - That's really interesting that it's so quick though 'cause I was assuming there are a limit because you're focusing the light through the medium. Yeah, obviously it cures most quickly where it converges or whatever, but so you're partially curing all of it or something. But like, if you could just be like, "Yes!" 3D print a whole thing all at once with, you know, basically in the form of like a big UV X-ray flash type thing. That'd be really sick. I could see they're really, really interesting potential for that. - It would be cool. It'd probably take many years before it scales up, but the fact that happens at all is it makes a lot of sense. - You know who else takes things that aren't 3D and makes them 3D? - Bakers. Found a really cool French Asian bakery. - That does sound cool. - What's it called? - All right, here we go. (laughing) - "Toolige." - I hope it's house pronounce, but it sounds good. That sounded good, right? It sounded like a real word. - That sounded really good, man. - Yeah. - T-O-U-S, L-E-S, J-O-U-R-S, it's so good. They've got some really good stuff. T-O-U-S, L-E-S, J-O-U. What's your favorite thing to get from there? I assume you've been there. You didn't just find it and not eat there. What did you get? - Oh God, it's like a slice of strawberry something cake. They also have like a Belgian waffle, like half dipped in chocolate. Molly got, it's not strawberry shortcake, but it's kind of tasted like strawberry shortcake. Strawberry cloud cake. I had a slice of strawberry cloud cake that was fantastic. - Oh, cloud cake. - Yeah, but they've got like fruit pastries. They've got like breakfast pastries. They've got all kinds of stuff. - French pastries, I'm familiar with. I'm completely unfamiliar with like Asian baked goods. Is the cloud cake like an Asian baked good thing? 'Cause I've not really heard of that before. - I couldn't tell you what comes from where and I couldn't tell you the name of most things. I just looked and I was like, that looked like bread with chocolate. Wade like. - French I've seen croissants, whatever. But I'm just completely ignorant of like, I'm sure that there's plenty of very cool, very interesting Asian baked goods that I'm unaware of. - Anyway, that sounds delicious. - Do they door dash? Can I door dash some of that? - I haven't looked, but it's kind of fun to go. I know not a person who goes, but it's fun to go. You grab a tray and you put some paper sheet things over the tray. - Liner? - No, it's like the wax paper kind of thing. You put on the tray and then you grab some tongs and you go around and you actually put the stuff you want on your tray. - Oh, that sounds fun. And then they've got nice little sitting areas so you can sit in there or you can get it to go and they'll bundle it up for you and stuff. Like, it's just a nice cute little place. But for you, you have to order a cab every time you want to go there. - Yes. - Unless it's walking distance. - I hitchhike, it's not walking distance. - Oh, that's a bold move. - I think you have to buy twice as much so that you have to pay for it to share on the ride home. - Well, and it's easy to get the ride 'cause all you do is you go to Ligua Manzio and people are like, ah, cultured, get in. And then they take me there. - I'm not gonna question that. - I think it means Mr. I couldn't probably be wrong. (laughing) - Look, I don't speak French but I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it's pronounced. - I took Spanish and it's nothing like what I just said. - Pronounced it like Spanish. House lace. - Yowers? - Yowers. (laughing) - I turned German. That's Spanish. - No, like a Texan Spanish, you know? Well, no, Texas Spanish might be even better than that. - Ah, that's right, buddy. Remember the Alamo, Senor? - Kentucky Spanish. What's Virginians Spanish? - Yes, that's in Texan, that's right Alamo, that's in Texan. - That's located in Texan, yes. - That's French Asian bakeries, really good. - Yeah, no, that sounds delicious. I wrote that down. I actually scribbled that in the little side margin. So I can remember, maybe, probably not. - Special announcement, everybody. We're interrupting whatever this is interrupting. I don't know if it's right in the middle, ball, the more central or something. Whatever is the most jarring and the most frightening. I want you to be afraid here. Make my face all, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. - We, as you know, had to deal with Spotify, but unfortunately, is now ended. I'm gonna say thank you to Spotify for allowing us to do this on the platform. And as the end of that era, we're not ending the show. - It's over. Cut to black. - So we're gonna go down to one episode a week on Mondays for a little bit. We don't know exactly how long, 'cause the way these podcasts things work now that we're no longer in that deal. We are wandering free and alone and lost like little lambs and we have no home and we have no peace. Also, I need to go on honeymoon. - There's no hard date, but we're gonna take some time to like have a little bit of an easier schedule and hopefully Mark and Amy have a really nice trip and actually get to celebrate that you're married now and not just get married and then dive immediately back into the movie thing, 'cause you were riding the heat of it right then when all that went down. But it'll be nice, we'll have a little break, but we'll be back and we'll probably make some sort of announcement and depending on if we get some new contractor, whatever, like, well, you'll be able to tell. - Or if the filming for the sequel, steel bladder starts. - So that's why we're going down to one a week, but we will be back, that's the end of it. That's the whole announcement. Did you scary transition? - Bald. - Anyway, unless anyone else has any other small talk. - Do you wanna play a game? - Yes. - I talk about on this show how there's a, I don't know if it's Christian, but like a religious knockoff of Saul. Have I talked about that here? - Or religious knockoff of Saul. - God, let me see if I still have the image. I just made this really stupid pun when I saw a video. I didn't watch the video, but I saw the thumbnail about it. And I looked at him and I was like, - Do you wanna play a game? - I'm like, do you want to say that before? It's called the recon-silor. - The recon-silor? What a terrifyingly long name. - I don't know if I like the recon-silor. - Redemption is the only way out. - This is a game we've played before, kind of. I have to be honest, I saw someone talking about this on the subreddit. It's my idea, but I definitely stole it directly from someone else's brain. You guys remember when we played dice breakers? Which was a thing where I gave you a prompt or I asked you a question and then you rolled a die and you had to answer at the appropriate level of whatever you rolled. So you had to try and if you rolled a nat one, you had to give me a nat one answer, so on, so forth. Well, same premise, except this time, each of you is gonna have your own die in your own hands front of you that neither of the other two of us will be able to see. I will give you a question, a sort of classic icebreaker question, something really stupid. You will roll your die and then you will have to give an answer that gets us to correctly guess what you rolled for your answer. And you gain or mostly lose points depending on how far off. I'm going to say my guess is the one that counts for points. Whoever is going the other two we can talk about it, but whatever my final guess is, you will win a point if it's correct, if it's within one, you get no points. But if it's two away, you lose a point three away, you lose two points, so on and so forth. So the score today might be interesting. So we want you to guess our number. You want a given answer that gets us to guess what you rolled as accurately as possible. Got it. Okay. Yes. I got it. Now that I'm thinking it all the way throughout loud, I think I'm going to expand the points a little bit. If I, if I guess it exactly, you get a point. If I'm within plus or minus two, you don't gain or lose any points. No, you gain one point. If I get exactly you at two points, if I'm more than two away, you lose a point. I just realized we were going to have a like if someone rolled a 20 and gave an answer, I guess like six, you couldn't lose to 13 points. That would be kind of fucked. The only thing. Which one are we rolling? Cause I have options now. I have the 20, 10, 8, 12, 6, and 4. I've only got the 28th of my death. I think we should do 20s. I think the 20 is a nice range. You have a five number range where as long as you get it within there, there's no damage or well, whatever you, you get one point, whatever. But if I'm more than plus or minus two from your actual role, you lose a point. You get tanked. And I will flip the coin of confusion to see who goes first. Wait, you're the lion today. And Mark, you're the lady. Cause that's the two sides of the coin that I have that I didn't just drop. Why am goes first? Right. Okay. I need an example. So. Hey, you good? I was trying. It's everything's fine. Everything's fine. He has a ceiling. Everything is fine. I just want it. Well, now it's. Oh, man. Is that not how it used to be? Wait a minute. No. Hold on. Oh, no. Did it get out of alignment with your teleprompter? Is that what that is? No, it's fine. Oh, that's what it is. What it is. Okay. There we go. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. I stand here. Okay. All right. We got this. Still a teleprompter thing on this. I know. I got it. I better fix one thing than the other. Hey, wait. You didn't fix the other thing. Pickable. Pickable. I'm scared. But come back. I don't have object permanence yet. Man, you can't do that to me. I got it. When do you get that? Oh, the 32. I'm young. The 32 way. That's good. That's a camera. Wait, goes first. I'm going to give you the first prompt. You're going to roll your dice. Don't tell or show anyone. But then once you have your number, give us your answer. And we will have to guess from one to 20 what we think you rolled. And by way, I mostly mean me, but Mark can help. We can talk about it. We can debate. So wait, if you got to choose your name, what would it be and why? Alright. If I got to choose my name, I would probably do a lot of research and do other cultures and languages and find something fun, kind of unique that blends together some like significant meaning to who I am as a person and like what outlooks and morals and values I have in life. And that way, my name, whenever I say that out loud, would be not just something that reflects who I am by the word itself, but also by the deeper meaning that it reflects. It's really boring. It's got to be like a one or a two or something, right? Clearly, you're going for thoughtful, smart. I'm getting something fairly high. There's no way he rolled in that 20 already. Is there? I don't know. I mean, who knows what if that dice is loaded, I would be the least shocked person in the world. It's literally made of beads. It's the most unfair hand. It walks into a casino with that dice. It doesn't get stopped by security. I love to bring your own dice casinos. That's my favorite. Do you know what's inside that thing? I know it has it's covered in beads, but Mark has a point. I don't know what that's made of. God, no. I imagine it's pure poison and terrible pox and that had to be high. I'm going to guess you're all the 19. Do I wait for Mark to guess two or do I? Oh, I have to guess. I mean, you can guess minus the one that determines the points, but I would go with like all the meaning and importance being he rolled a seven and his name already has sevens in it. So I'm like, I bet seven or something. That bobs my judge. It's a 16, a 16. Well, that's what does that have to do with what you were saying? That's silliness. What did I guess 19? You did. So you lose one point. Yeah, I guess that went pretty high there. I was like, okay, what's a good above average answer? I don't know what would have been better than that. Now that I think about it, I did give it pretty 20 vibes. That was that was you really went for it. You kind of went all out for the answer there. I feel like 16 is like just verging on like, yeah, that's a good answer territory. Not like. Well, I thought that was kind of like 10, 10's average. 15 is above average. Like, you know, I mean, maybe I'm, I don't know. But when you're actually playing like tabletop, if you have to roll a D 20, don't you usually need to roll pretty high to succeed at things? Is it usually like a 50, 50? In the system, we're playing in past finder. It's kind of like usually an 11 or higher is what you need to succeed. Oh, okay. Well, then weapons can create anywhere from like 18 to 20 typically. Well, I was wrong. But Mark was wronger. It's okay. I'll pay the price for that. All right, Mark, your turn. Yep. What item do you hope will the obsolete in 20 years? Now roll an answer. It's like on a line. I think, okay. I think in a walkers for old people, you know, the big ones because I'm like cane or nothing, buddy. You know, that's what I'm about. But walkers, you know, the big ones, like when I was honest, when I was the old guy, I hope that medicine advances to the point where old people don't need them because they're so strong. They don't need those walkers. The big ones. Oh, no. Yeah, but we got all the scale of this one. Wait, do you go first? Help, help me. I'm thinking it's somewhere between a three and an 18. I'm going to go with an eight. When we were getting really low previously, everyone defaulted to like dumbing down, like talking with short words and dumbing down that he used pretty good language. He didn't do any crazy shenanigans. Like, you can't say it was a wrong answer or a bad answer, but he just really struggled with it. I don't know if that was a bit or if that was part of the walkers, the big one. That's where I'm like, okay, it was a good answer, but the walker, the big one made me feel like I was five. So the objective, I get it. I get it. Hey, you got seven for mine, man. I feel like he was trying to temper. Hey, you said important number. I was like, that's important. You seven's important. That is important number to me. You love eight probably. I feel like we just talked about this and I hope this is not super wrong because I think it was really funny answer, but I feel like that was aimed to be like right down the middle. I feel like that was like a 10. No, no, no, no, no, that's a walker. The big ones have four legs. So I was hoping that they, that's why I said a cane's okay, but the walker, the big one, I'm hoping. No, that's totally on me. That's totally on me. I didn't know we were dropping clues in the answers. I thought we were supposed to drop clues in the answers. No, look, I had no preconceived notions. I was just curious how you guys would play this. So, so say it was four. It was four, four was the, I got the age part, right? Honestly, Mark, that was on me. I think I'm going to be saying that a lot today. How, how obvious are we supposed to make these things as obvious as possible? No, you play the game, how you like. This is like the one where you were saying the word backwards. So let's, we're on the same page. Play the game, how you want to play it. Cool, cool, cool, good. I've got 16 names that come to mind, but Dr. Archibald Reginald. Alright, wait, for, for ease of thinking, I think maybe roll first, and then I'll ask you the question, so you can get in the frame of mind, because I realized with Mark, that was kind of backwards. Alright, you got your number. Which tastes better? Round or square? Pizza. I've not had that many square pizzas, so I'd have to say round by default. I don't do jets a whole lot. Round is what I think of my pizza, so I'm going to go with round. Really, I'd understand how much I was doing myself on the spot with this game. I was like, oh, there's a lot. - It'll be so funny, they'll just have to, all right. - Man, there could be, there could be some funny answers. - If we're giving number hints. - I didn't, let me be honest, I did not. - Zero is around. So it could be a, zero attend or a 20. Could be anywhere in that, no, I, I know what it is. I know what it is. You want me to, just do your job for you. - Yes, please. Here's what it was. It was a very middle of the road answer, but he still had favoritism. And he had favoritism towards what his default was. So it's got to be nine, because it's not 10. He's just one to the, he made a choice, right? He didn't go, oh, both it could be, he made a choice, but it was so close to me that it's got to be nine. It could be 11, but I think it's nine. - I was with you right up until the actual conclusion, and I'd tell you, said it in my head, I was like, oh, that makes sense. He's gonna say it was 11, 'cause it was clearly 11. - Yeah, 11. - Well, oh, so what's that kind of the thing? Is like your little choicey in one direction. - I was like, let me just give a very bland average, not interesting answer. Like I will answer the question, therefore being at least better than average. - Yeah, that was, that was right down the, right down the pipe there. - Yeah, like it's hard, with that role, it was like, I'd love to be funny and interesting, but that's like as close, I could roll a 10. That's pretty average. Just answer the question boringly. All right. That earned you a point, Wade. Oh, I'm back to zero. Mark roll first Give a number Okay, go which Mario Kart character are you and I look up a list of Mario Kart characters? Yes. Yeah, okay pass pass pass smash pass smash Pass smash pass definitely smash burdo some more in there. That's exactly Okay, all right. Okay, all right. Hmm. I think you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna know exactly what I'm thinking You're gonna know exactly what I'm thinking when I say this because I'm not I'm not sure what it is about him I mean tall, you know, not always in the limelight, but I'm thinking Luigi Interesting what numbers are associated with Luigi? Let me think hang on Luigi's got two eyes, which is the Roman numeral for two You sideways is just a three missing the middle. Oh, you oh, you're spelling his name. Okay, Luigi's six letters I'm trying to I'm trying to figure out Mark's thinking here Walker still only has four legs. You know what else has four legs Uh, go kart except for the ones that don't because they have motorcycles and other than nonsense Whether to go with his answers. There's hidden meaning. All right. Well, Bob your guess is the one that matters anyway That felt that also felt very down the middle. He said Luigi's tall, which is true. He gave facts He wasn't wrong. He picked a character. He picked one that's actually in the game as far as I know Mark has established a gameplay mechanic. How many words did Mark say? It's 23 There's a lot of contractions if that was only 23 words. No, uh, he he looked There's a range of things he smashed burdo. It made sense. It was a very He smashed. He got kind of distracted and there are five letters in Luigi's name. I thought it was L.O. U.I. G.I. Is it L.O. I. G.I. L.O. U. What the fuck Louis E.G. Oh my god, there's no oh Luigi's oldest. Yeah, there's no oh at all. That's true. I've got to read to all my calculations I'm going to just say a pen and move on. I think that was a five because of the pre-established rules. I'm picking up. I got nailed it. Oh, wait, what was your guess then All right, so Wade's logic was right there. He actually got the exact logic that I had except he went There's two eyes in it and if he went Roman numeral instead of the number which was 11 Because I was like he's tall Never really number one. I'm getting there Mark. I'm getting there man. I'm slowly. He's got it man You just went Roman instead of you know Arabic numerals average answer to eyes 11 Okay, you know, he's not number one's always you know, he's middle of the road always always you know Honestly Wade scared me away from it because you last time we did a thing like this Wade kept thinking like act reacting to your clues like you were a crazy person And I kept being like I see what Mark's doing. I understand. I'm with you Yeah, yeah, there may not be consistency in any of this that I give you When Wade threw his thing out there, I was like well, it can't be that. That's a good ground rule It's gonna be something other than whatever Wade just said. I should feel upset by this but you might usually be right You might be right. Listen, my cadence might be a little off Wade roll your number. All right, baby. Ooh snake eyes. I can't do that with one dice What is the weirdest item that you keep by your bed? Uh, frogs. I like to keep frogs around just in case uh, you know You get thirsty. What about frogs quenches your thirst? Oh the vines. Oh, okay. You drink them. Is that a drink? So I'm not just gonna like The frog vine hmm, and then all of a sudden it's sunny. I think I know what this is. It's clearly a net 20 It's just transcending to another plane of existence. That's why it seems so crazy I don't know. Mark. Do you want to throw me off the scent or do you have? Okay, so he said frog not toad That's very important because it's the moisture that's really a part of this and so when you have a frog Wait for your thirsty and he mentioned vines, which is not associated with frogs ever I don't think anyone's ever been like finds frogs so he's thinking a specific type of frog He's thinking a tree frog not necessarily a water frog on lilies, right? So tree Three. I believe you completely and I think mark has nailed it. It's a three Oh man close though. Yeah, I was thinking of the two frog the fucking what the two frog not the three frog ah Don't frog Mark, who do you look at her out for? I don't know. God do it. Take me away from this place. I think Why am I still here just to suffer. We already know that one. All right, Mark roll your number And then get ready to party All right, love that. What's the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet them Face four letters in the word face Mark Mark gets immediately just I have no eyes seven holes Face if you're original letters in face you get aphus aphic uh-huh. Yep, or ecaf tafe cafe cafe. Yes. Okay. We're yep. Keep going drive me there tafe coffee where's coffee go orifice having orifices in the face face doesn't include ears does it or does it because we could be five could be seven face four letters in face yeah we did cover see upside down and it could be a smile ee ee a smile behind bars a smile behind bars fa a long long way to go Mark if it makes you feel better I'm not gonna rely on weights and put on the school I think it's a 37 You must have a hell of a modern party Face face face makes sense but it's not much. All right. I that felt down the middle correct answer to me it wasn't like offensive or crazy it wasn't ridiculous that is probably the first thing you do notice every time you meet a person because you're probably looking at their face when you just say you introduce yourself with it I feel like that was that it's tightly simple that it had to be a ten it had to be a ten no I mean it's a six man I thought I was so sure I had because you you said the first thing you think when you get the first see someone's face and I went oh the first thing you get when you see someone's face and that was like I'll just say one word face I got a one I even emphasize the first thing you say the first thing the face I was that's a good answer though yeah it is it's the best it's number one it's it's what everyone would say first unless gigantic moves I guess maybe am I wrong in thinking that one is like the worst answer you could possibly give I don't know but you keep this been this strategy in your mind where it's like it's been a middle of the road answer it's like I've never done that I that's ways thing wait does the middle of the road answers I am very specific first thing that the first time first hey there's no one in what I said does that give me points I guess we'll find out Mark even if you don't get points that was fun and I enjoyed the journey we get to go on together thank you thank you thank I don't know where that journey went for you but uh it was it was good to watch oh man I had smiles behind bars in their thirties I don't know I had all kinds of stuff going on it was kind of crazy but you know not that crazy I feel like every time you give an answer I'm the meme of like the guy with all of like the stuff written behind him like trying to draw the comparisons. I keep the word F. It is in the word first, first, one, but it's also in four and 14 one more. And all I'm concerned about is I'm going to understand the clues that Mark leaves for me. I don't even give a shit. I'm pre-guessing Wade is a 13 and I'm skipping straight to focusing on Mark. I'm not I'm not losing eye contact. Wade, it doesn't matter what you say. Your question is what's the corneus to pick up line you know tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you back in the day. We used to go to this place called village tavern and Wade would always somehow pick up the supermodels right. So he was so busy with all of the women that were throwing himself at him that it must be a massive number because this is a blast person in line. He would often clear like 12, 13, 14 women at a time. They just line up like a cue to give him a smack a roux. He'd be sipping his Texas T. You have all these T's which stands for 20 because tomorrow, tomorrow, he said it twice, which is two tens. And therefore this married man used to go to a bar and pick up chicks and then he'd say they'll see it more. And Mark would just sit there and be like, wow, you really got that dog in you, don't you? I'm trying to take up with Mark. I'm going to choose to believe you Mark. It was definitely a 20 unless it was a two because of the two tomorrow. But he already had it to what are the odds you can get two twos in a row. I know that would never happen. Well, oh two tomorrow tomorrow. Oh no. What was it when? What the fuck was it? Three, what the shit the fuck? Is it because I did the three for the frog that was two and you were like two tomorrow. So I'll think three because it was the void that was filled from the other one that was there before. I just went off the rails man. My don't mind our number really. I just was like, what would not work? How are you winning, man? How are you winning? No, you're not winning. Wait, no, that's sorry. I'm stupid. That was it. Well, not anymore. I just thought there was more cosmic injustice. I think I just lost 19 points, man. I thought I thought I thought I thought I thought I thought I thought it was all lining against me. But that's just good for me. You're not the only one who can not get Bob on your side. Yeah, I don't worry about it. All right, back to our regularly scheduled program of Try to Interpret Mark. All right, Mark, I'm going to find you. I'm lost in the universe and I'm going to find you and I'm going to feel it. Are you ready? Magic carpet, sound dampening, ovulation. All the things you could say are going through my mind. Every possible word he knows. What is your ideal way to spend your birthday is getting there? Let's do it. Wait, there's the answer. Hold on, pay attention. You're old as zero. Birthday? Birthday. Right, birthday. Birthday, birthday, birthday. Well, you know, I wasn't one for birthday parties. To celebrate, didn't invite people over that much. Even nowadays, I don't often do birthdays very big. Last year, you know, my birthday, you know, I ended up proposing. So really, you know, that might have been the best present I have. But I can't repeat that one. So, you know, it would have to be something that, uh, that, uh, that, uh, you know, I could, uh, uh, um, you know, that was a TV series. About killing yourself. Okay. Sorry, just came from what? Anyway, sorry. Anyway, I don't, you know, I think it's always ever around friends. Then we celebrate together. Maybe a good meal at an extra restaurant. That's how it's all that matters to me. That was a lot more words than face. He did say one and then nothing at one point, which brought me to 10. And then he mentioned proposal. You know, we, we made it together like a little over 10 years. That's two references to 10, which could be two tens making it a 20. There was a lot of us in the ramp. So it could be a two. It's either a two or 10 or a 20. Oh, okay. I see what you're getting at. No friends. One birthday. No friends. One mark no friends. That's the one zero. It's 10. He said the word birthday nine times. And he said that he focused on friends a lot. There's 10 seasons of friends. There's a definite clustering. If Mark's answer is 19 because of that, that would be fucking nuts. No. It had to be you talked about how you didn't invite people into your birthday. You sped it alone. It had to be something about that. And then the proposal and then you talked about the show about killing yourself. I just feel like that can't be a very high number. Wait, how many different topics did he talk about? Maybe that's the answer. Okay. Yeah, that's good. That's good. I'll keep counting different parts. Birthday, friends, death, television. What channel was friends on? Is it CBS? What channel is that 10? Oh, CBS. C would be three. B would be two. S. S. Whatever number that number is. He talked about killing himself. It has to be low. Who's as low as could be? 17. No, I'm not going to hedge. I'm going to be bold because I'm exactly on the right way. Like, I know this in my heart of hearts. It was one. It was. Was it a one? What was it? 13. Oh, no. The show about killing yourself. How many candles run his cake? 13 candles. That was when I was like, I could do something about how like, oh, it was so nice when I had a birthday party when I became finally a teenager. And I was like, maybe. And then I was like, I couldn't even remember if it was actually 13 reasons. Why? Or if it was. Oh. I had no intention. It was right there. It was right there. The television show was you were all on it. I was leaning towards it. You know, uh, like this episode is going to be our 37th reason. Yeah, I've never seen that. I didn't. I actually, when you said there was a TV show about killing yourself. I was like, oh, that's weird. I don't know that one. I said a lot of reasons. Did you say 13 reasons, though? No, no, I just said the show about killing yourself. And then, you know, there's were reasons. I love whenever I left the point of physical tears. Oh, man, whoo. What's it like on your end watching us try to figure it out? Oh, it's, you know, it's in between pain and funny and a lot of pain. Swing and wildly, averaging into a very neutral state. I rolled a three and you guys guessed a 20. So I feel we didn't guess 20. You know, the classic pickup line tomorrow. Tomorrow, I love you. Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all-day comfy grip. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Maybe it's Mabelie. Have any of these been close? I was one off for Wade twice. The closest I was for Mark was six away. The first two guesses. You know what, Mark? I have to say it's probably my fault. Honestly, I think that you put a lot out there and I think I let Wade throw me off on some of them. And then when I try to do it myself, I think I am an idiot. No, no, no. As the judge, you're correct at all times. It's fine, it's fine. I don't see that as a bad thing. I see that as a boon if anything. Anyway, let's go for the points. Remarkably close. I don't write love. Mark did dominate the small talk. Mark, you earned positive points for me being biased towards you. Learning Korean. The longest stand-up sequence I've ever seen. Hologram 3D print small talk, which was awesome. Your camera fell over, which made me laugh and was very funny. And then you also got a dismay point because of the general sense of dismay that you have felt for the entire second half of this episode. And then you lost points for every round of the game itself. Yeah, that feels about right here. Which totals out to two points. Oh, I'm positive. Wade, you have a tentative lost point for making a short joke in the opening. You gained positive points for being an underdog, collapsing our timeline with chaos about the Oscars, walking like a good boy. I gave you a pity point. I gave you a tool of juice point. And then you gained points for two of the rounds, but you lost points in two of the rounds, leaving you with a total of three. With a tentative lost point for the short joke, depending on how the wheel is feeling today. I honestly thought Wade was going to run away with it, but Mark had a pretty strong first half there. Does that make it less painful? No. No. We still experience, do we have the scars from the game itself, you know? I just want to know how many people go out to the bars and they try tomorrow. Tomorrow I love you as a pickup line and have success. Uh, we better get some stories from the sub. Anyway, how many spins will there be? I'm sure it won't be be a number that will cause me problems. Ah, it's two. - Is two to three? Would that be the lowest scoring game ever? Would we have lower than that? - Didn't we have negatives at one point? I'm not sure. - I don't know. We used to have a lot of crazy shit happen. - Yeah, this show's gotten out of control. I think we should probably kill it before it gets any wilder. - I wanna add a point for being the worst participant in an episode. - Worst participant as in didn't play the game right or was not paying attention or just didn't understand the rules and through their inadvertent. - Kind of all around, not understanding the rules, not playing the game very well. - 'Cause you can get a lot of points outside of the game. So I get this, I understand, yeah, this makes sense. - We currently have, hey, we're at 100. We have a hundred options on the wheel. - Great, I hope we see more than usual for. - That's crazy. - That means when we get sudden death again, it will be a 1% chance of that actually landing. - It's been number one is. (upbeat music) - Half point for Bob. - Ah shit. - All right, okay, we got time potential here, come on. - Oh, that's right. - Let's do it. - Best million dollar idea. - I don't know that I contributed anything anywhere close to this. - Talked about the hologram three printing, but that's already a thing. - The hologram. - Wait, yes, the hologram, I brought the hologram. That is definitely a million dollar idea. - But that's not your idea. That's someone else already had that idea. - Well, I mean, it doesn't say it doesn't say it doesn't say it. It's a million dollar. I really have our idea. - Oh, wait, for no reason other than I just looked down and thought of it, I'm gonna say it has to be an idea that you contributed it to get to be someone else's idea. - All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Damn, host powers. - Well, listen, wait, can it be an idea that is not the person's idea and they still get credit for it? - Is it too late to get points? 'Cause if not, I agree with you, Bob. You're the host. - All right, all right, but the next one, next one, off. - I don't think I got a point for that, even though that was the whole point. - Oh. - Oh, there's no lies. - Are there lies? - I need to make a judgment call. Wade has a tentative point lost for the short joke. That is a different category of points than a lie point, right? - Yeah, that's different, yeah. - Yeah, 'cause I mean, look at it. Yeah, pile it up while you're immune. Come on. (laughs) I'm already gonna lose the point if it comes up, I'm gonna double dip. The fourth wheel spin of the day certainly wouldn't do it to me like that. Oh. - No sneezes. - All right, no one sneezes, good. All right, fun, fun wheel, come on. - We're gonna go through all the options. - We're just landing all the ones we've never hit before. It was almost baldest, but it's. - Oh! - Well, it's a lie. (laughs) - I wanna win! - Well, do you, I remember your last, uh, remember your 13? (laughs) - That's not my idea, that's not my million dollars. (laughs) (laughs) - I will say, this is very against me, but I will admit that I did scream to the heavens. - Why am I still here? - That's true. - I did actually do that, so I don't know if I can get the point as much as I want to. And where there's a wheel, there's a wade. - Well, as much as that makes me not wanna give it to you. - I think that made you guys have less of a will to live therefore it's giving more to me. - You're right, he's right either. - Oh God, I wanna live, oh please. (laughs) - I'm a little so badly. - Wade has the most will to live. - Yes! - Ah, very fine. - Congratulations, Wade. That means that with the score of four to two, possibly the lowest score we've had, definitely close, Wade is today's winner. - God, I've had the hell of a losing streak. I think it's cost me the season. - There's no way. - That was me winning. - Oh wait, no, Wade won the last one I hosted, but it's cause it went to sudden death. You actually were winning that one. - Oh wait, yeah, Bob's won the last two I hosted. - But you won the space tier list. - Bob's won the last three I hosted. - I'm, wait, go, keep looking back, Wade. - Four I hosted. - Okay, hold on a second. - Five I hosted. - Wait, wait, hold on, wait, what is that? - Ah, there's Mark. Keep going, keep going, Wade, keep going, keep going. - Now you won, you will resolute, you won that one. - Yeah, keep going, okay, what's your fuck going on? - That was a tie. - Who won it? - I didn't circle, I don't know. But you won the one before that 20 to 17. - Mark, I think your problem is that I don't win enough because Wade ended up winning this one in the last one, but they were very close, but then you won space tier list. How do you pay in snow days, Wade won one, but then you won half life by 10 point, anyway. - It's me, you got to impress, buddy. I'm the one ruining your win streak. And guess who hosts the next episode? Bob, hope you have one in their bags for no reason. - Oh man, y'all be ready to host Don't worry. Mark, do you want to give a speech? - No, is acceptable answer. - No, I got it. All right, listen, there comes a time when it's like me, never winning the Streamy for Gamer of the year. I've never won it. I probably never will. And you know, I have to come to terms with that. We all have to come to terms with that. And sometimes, if I don't win the year of the year thing, I will flip the ultimate unfair coin and we will look through Wade's book of wins and I've never calculated how often I lose his games and we will see if there is bias. Then I will accept the answers, that is fine. And you know, I hope only that the Streamy's also has a big coin to flip for its own unfairness. - I'm sure that they do. Wade, would you like to give your winner speech? - Yeah, hold on one second. I'll give it, no particular reason. I won, big surprise, 17. I hate this game. (laughing) - Wait, can I just say I'm looking at the season stats right now? Wade is dominating in wheel spin points. Wade has won 55 wheel spin points. Mark is 46 and a half and I have 146. But points without wheel spins, I'm dominating. 648 to mark 626 to weights 542. (laughing) And the wheel's the only one that loves me. - The total episode wins as of the last episode, the smell you can lick was Mark with 33 episode wins, me with 33 episode wins and Wade with 29 episode wins on the season. - So actually, Mark, you're tied for the lead if anything. - Does it come down to this next one is the next episode, the Decider? - Oh, is that pressure on me? - Yeah, I guess this is kind of this next one that Wade hosts is kind of like the 1v1 face off for champion of season five if you wanna frame it like that. That's, it could be true, it could be the way. I'm also just assuming that this post I found on, this is a comment from far writer 6952 on subred. I hope it's accurate. I don't wanna have to come back and relitigate these numbers of this is wrong, that's on the subreddit right now. But I think this person keeps pretty careful track of that stuff, so actually it's probably great. Anyway, congrats Wade. My apologies to Mark, you tried your hardest and boy, was that just not worth it. (laughing) Make sure you check out, make sure you check out the merch shop, distractable.shop. Make sure you follow the show on wherever you listen and or watch it, 'cause then you'll know when the episodes come out and make sure that you tune in next time because Wade will be hosting and Mark and I are playing for the championship. Thanks everybody for being here. This has been distractable, Wade's gonna host the next one. See you the ultimate champion is. Until then, podcast out.