Dax Flame Challenges Bobby’s IQ

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(laughing) - This has been stumpin' highway for the last 20 minutes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's probably water. - It's water. - It says robot juice. - Robot juice? - Yeah, 'cause the machines. - Thank you. - Oh, yo. - Then you should be an engineer. - Robot juice? - No, that's okay. - You know, I was watching the "History Channel" and they were doing a segment on Titanic. - Tell us, because I don't know anything about it. You know what? I get all my education from you. So tell me about the Titanic. - It's the only real life event movie that's like, has a romantic story to it. - Are you sure? - That doesn't seem, that doesn't seem right to me. - I don't think so. - Okay, I don't think so. What? - Yeah. - I'm sure there was some tragedies. There was some love. - Yeah, but people love loss. - People, 'cause of the freaking James Cameron, he, it's a love story. So people love that story, so they want to experience that story. Like Jack and Rose. - You ever see fucking Pearl Harbor? - There's a romance as? - I mean, the movie there was. - Who is it, Sandra Bullock? - No, but Ben Affleck, and Liv Tyler, somebody where there was a love story there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause maybe Titanic was the first one to do it. - Maybe, but he's saying that's the only. - Yeah, I don't think it's the only. - I'm sure somebody in Pearl Harbor when they were attacked, no one went, "God damn it, I'm gonna die, I wish I was in love." (laughing) - Oh my God, I should've met somebody. - What about that big? - We're friends, anyone in fucking Hiroshima, Nagasaki, right? - Oh my God, I love you, I love you. - Somebody said that, you know. - No. - It's cool, I love you. - No love. - Say it in English. - What? - Maybe, I don't know. - They wouldn't have said it in English. - That's, I love you. - Yeah, I'm translating for the audience. - Unless they're part of-- - So what are you, oh, oh, oh, oh! - That's what it really is, they said it. - What was the big balloon, the blimp? - Heisenberg or something. - Yeah, Heisenberg or Heisenberg or Heisenberg. - It's my agent. - Heisenberg? (laughing) Jonathan Heisenberg. - Jonathan Heisenberg. - Good year. - Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, I wasn't there, but I'm staying in assumptions, yeah. - Is this being courted? - Yeah. - Go ahead, thank God. - Hey, Dex, who wants to give you a document? - Dex, who want headphones right there? - Oh, is it okay if I don't wear these? - Yeah, you don't have to, you don't have to, you can hear. Yeah, why, what happens when you wear a, okay. - Then I start to hear my voice and then I can't concentrate. - Mm, interesting. - It makes me self-conscious. - It does? - Yeah. - Well, maybe I'll try it. - Does that feel better to you? - Yeah, it kind of feels better. - Cool. - I'm gonna try one without it. - Okay, awesome. - No, I have to wear it. (laughing) I couldn't talk, I couldn't talk. Oh my God. - I'll try it with it first. - Okay, you try it with it. - Hello. - Let's see. - Are you self-conscious? - Yeah, I don't like it. - Yeah, yeah, will you try it for like a minute? - Yeah. - Okay, good. I just realized a talent that you have. - Oh, what is it? - You already have your cute hearing. - But then didn't you say no, I don't? (laughing) - No, it goes down again. - Yeah, I think I did. - I do have tonight's. - Okay. - Is it okay? I might shake them off now, I don't like it. - Okay. - Yeah. - If I was a director, I would make Titanic a rom-com. I'm starting at Matthew McConaughey and Sandra Bullock. - And just make it more lighthearted kind of thing? - Yeah, like this lighthearted. - Like you want to lighten it up a bit. It is pretty dark. - You could cut in the ending. - It was dark. - Yeah. - Back then. - Give me the dialogue at the end of the movie where-- - I don't write, I write. - I know, but let me just give you the situation. (laughing) Can I give you the situation? - This summer. - No, don't do the trailer. - It's Matthew McConaughey. - Let's try to get the ending. - And Sandra Bullock and Titanic. - What would Matthew McConaughey say? He's in the ocean. He's floating on that little debris, right? And he's about to die. - No, he's floating on it, right? - Yeah, he's clinging on or something? - Yeah. - Right? And then what does he say right before he dies? - All right, all right, all right. This water is cold. - The thing about Lincoln is-- - Like this, I'll write this down, write this down. - Oh, Lincoln. - All right, all right, this thing-- - That's right. Oh, this is it. The thing about-- - Think about Lincoln since David-- - Wait, wait, Abraham Lincoln? - No, man, the Lincoln's, you know. - Of a car. - The car Lincoln? - Yeah, he just-- - Cars existed at this point. - Yeah, but like the foot one. - Okay. - They had a foot car, okay, good. - Flintstones? - All right, all right, all right, this thing about Lincoln. - Man, this water is cold. - This water's cold. - Nothing compares, nothing to the landing. - Yeah, and what is she saying here? - Sandra Bullock? - Yes, Sandra Bullock, yeah. - What does she act like? She's a good actress, but what does she sound like? - She's doing a character, doesn't matter. (laughs) - Matthew. - Also, can I just say something as a director? - What? - I'd be like, hey Matthew, I know you do the all right, I write, I write, I write, I think. - You know, yeah, you know, I mean, personally, that's your character, but can we not do it in the movie? - Oh, all right. - Oh, you're directing it, go ahead, what would you say? - I mean, like, that's the thing about these British girls. They get, that's what you said as a director. - You talk like Matthew McConaughey. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, all right, all right, Matthew. Think about these British girls. (laughs) - More tea they drink, the tea or they get. - McConaughey, we were like, what the fuck, it's cold in this water? Can we get the scene done? What the fuck are you talking about? - I started in this movie Days and Confused, and then I just, my career just took off from that. - Okay, anyway, let's move on. Because it's like. - So then it's Matthew, or no head. - Was Matthew saying that back to the director? - Yeah. - Okay. - They just paid me, there's money in there. - Let's say we're not gonna do that. - All right. - No. - As you was high man, we're not doing that. - I'm doing Matthew McConaughey. He's a good actor, he's overseen. - Really? I've never overseen Matthew McConaughey. Have you ever overseen Matthew McConaughey? - No. - Movie once every three years. - Yeah. Interstellar was an incredible fucking. - It was incredible. - Have you seen Ghost of Girlfriend's past? - No, I haven't seen Ghost of Girlfriend's past. - What's that? - Matthew McConaughey. - Really? You like that one? - Not specifically, but I watched it a week or two ago. - Okay, okay. What's that? What's that movie about? - He's just a ladies man and he has to travel back in time to figure out how to get Jennifer Garner. - So different from Interstellar. - A little different. - Oh, yeah, totally. It's crazy that he's the same guy who's an Interstellar. - Well, I think he's like in his life, he's a douchebag and like past, it's like Christmas of past. - Yes, and the girlfriend's crush. - Yeah, like teach him a lesson, like hey, money is not all that and sex is not all that. You need a real love from Jennifer Garner. - I don't know if I can do this combination. (laughing) I just realized I don't know if I can do it. - What's going on in your head? - I don't know what's going on. - Straight to DVD. - What's the straight to DVD? - You watched it in the theaters. - Yeah. - You watched his minigames. (laughing) - 70 millimeter. - 70 millimeter iMac. You know the one with the fucking, the 40X. - He's the 40X. - Oh, he's making the love. - My favorite math is we got tiptoes. - I haven't seen that. - Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen that. - Can you google tiptoes? Is that what it is? - Think so. - Yeah, yeah. - Unlike that one. - Why do you have a keyboard here? - 'Cause I play the piano and we'll do a, you know, when a piano gets here, what do you think? - Cool. I saw tiptoes. - I have not. - Yeah. - Oh, I've heard of it. In Gary Oldman plays a little person. - Yeah, yeah. Say the real word. - Say the real world, I don't like it. - And the people not like if you do that though. - What do you mean? - Like, will they, oh, I tried her conditioner. - I know you did. - Yeah. - You wanna sit here? - Yeah. - No, why? - Sorry, I'm sorry. - You wanna sit, okay. The queen seat. - Yeah. - Sorry, sorry. - Hi George. - Thank God you're here. - Hi dad. - I have a real person I can talk to for a second. - Cloud was rough for a while. - It was rough for a bit. Yeah. - I have questions, actually. - I know, but can we, can we, can we easily do it or no? - Yeah. - Okay. - Dex, you want to tell Cloud I really quick though what is going on with it? - Oh, yesterday I used your conditioner. - Did you like it? - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - Which one did you use the mask, the spray, or the regular conditioner? - I don't know, just whichever one y'all gave me. - Oh, the mask. - Okay. - Yeah. - So your hair feel different, the same? - I, I don't notice it. I don't know, yeah. It feels good. - Good, good. - Sorry. - I'll take that. - I feel, yeah, it felt good to use and, yeah. - Thanks Dad, 'cause I'm glad you tried it. - For sure. - Have you seen that before? - You know what? We've talked about this, we talked about this 10 years ago, early Tiger Belly Days. - Is it a good movie? - And I don't have it in me to watch it, have you? - I know, I'm just into the trailer. All you need to do is see the trailer. - That's possible. - Is that Gary Owen? - Yeah. It's insane. - Have you seen this happen? - I have not seen it. - Tip Toe's The Trailer is, it's one of those movies, it's like that Kevin Spacey movie about the cats. - Nine lives? - Nine lives, yeah. When you watch the trailer, you just can't believe that it exists, it almost seems fake. And it looks seems AIE, you know? Yeah, nine lives is another trailer that was insane. Yeah, but anyway, I don't remember, yeah, it's Jennifer Carter and that too. - Yeah. - Oh my gosh, she's in all the good ones. - We're talking about this movie, Cloud. - Yeah, straight to DVD. - Oh, I like this one. - Good. - Yeah, that's a good one. - Yeah. - I saw the best movie I think I've ever seen Friday night. - A battle after none? - Yeah. - Oh yeah, I saw it, 70 millimeter. - I think it's one of the best movies I've ever seen. - You saw that about weapons. - Very good movie, weapons, very good movie. I like this one in a different way. This is a more complete movie. It's so original and it's so funny. Did you laugh? I mean, did you see it? - It was a comedy, it was hilarious. - And me and my date were the only ones laughing. - Oh. - And then, yeah. - I don't wanna laugh at the boner. - I know. - I know. And then, Santino saw it. He said the same thing in this theater. People were laughing. I was literally covering my mouth. Like, it's so good. - Leo's funny. - Leo, I mean, Sean Penn. Fucking incredible. I mean, the movie is incredible. - Would you say it's his PTA's best? - Yes. - That's what I hear. - Yeah, it's his best. It's different than, you know what's great about him? Is every movie is completely, it's so different. I mean, there will be blood. It's so different from this movie. Phantom Thread is so different from. - Boogie Knights. - Boogie Knights or Punch Drunk Love. I mean, that he's such a complete director of that guy. He's a master at what he does, man. I mean, you watch, you just get jealous at the high level of art that's coming on before your eyes. - I think it's the first time I actually saw Leonardo DiCaprio do press for anything. And when I started seeing him do press, I was like, oh, he likes this movie. He's proud to be a part of this. I bet you it's really good. - Yeah, it's that good, it's so good. I just, I'm gonna see it again. What do you think? - I loved it. - Yeah. - Anyone else see it? - I'm saying it tonight. - I saw it. It was really good. - What are you saying? - It's so cool. - You act in this, you act in this. You act in this, you act in this. - You even know what we're talking about. - When you said the movie, what? - Yeah, yeah, you should have chimed in. - Yeah, true. - Yeah, yeah. If I hadn't asked it, you see it. - You probably wouldn't have said anything. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. Why? - I, I don't know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I know. Okay. Well, give us your take. - It was great. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And, yeah, Sean Penn was great. And that new actress was great. And, yeah, that was good. - Yeah, you guys covered it good. - Yeah, I know, but we want to hear your take. - Okay. - Give us something that we haven't said yet. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah. - The car chase was really cool. - Well, I've never seen anything like that. - Yeah, yeah, right. I haven't seen anything like that. - That was really cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hillsie. - Yeah. - Yeah, those were, that was great. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. That's it. Have you, I mean, had you seen other Paul Thomas Anderson movies before? - Yes. - Magnolia. - Yeah. - That's Bobby's other favorite. - Magnolia's one of my favorites. - Mine is two. - Mine is two. - Mine is two. - Mine is two. - Mine is two. - Mine is two. (laughs) - Mine, that is also my favorite. - Okay, very good. You know what? I shouldn't make fun of your speech in Panama. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - But Magnolia is great. - Okay. - So good. - So good. - Tell me about Magnolia. - The last scene. - No you. - The way like the all stories of the art stories just comes into one. - Have clever. - Very like that movie. - The very last scene of that movie makes. - With a song. - It makes me cry. - Yeah. - I wish I could reveal it. It's so subtle. - It's old. - Pretty sure you can spoil it. - Yeah. - I saw licorice pizza. Pretty good. - That was really good. - Yeah, yeah, pretty good. - Punch Drunk Love was actually one of my, is my favorite Adam Sandler movie ever? - Yeah. - Great. Anyway. - Valentine? - What do you think of, do you see the spring steam trailer? - Yes. - Are you gonna watch that? - Not, I'm not specifically interested in seeing it. - Yeah. - But maybe if someone's going and I'll go. - Well, you don't like musical biopics? - It didn't look that interesting to me. - Interesting. - You saying that is a very interesting to me because you know what? I was watching it, I wanted to be so good. But it didn't seem, you know what it is? I didn't see the time period in the trailer. Do you understand what I'm saying? - Who plays him? - The guy in the bear. - Jeremy White. - Oh, Jeremy Alan White. - And here's my only thing. It doesn't seem like whatever the early 80s or whatever it might, you know what I mean? Maybe it's the filter they use. Like it's too-- - The cinematography is clean. - Yeah. - It's too clean looking. It doesn't look, you know. - Yeah, it looks digital. - Like it looks digital is what I'm saying. Yeah. - But you love them a complete unknown. - That looked the time period. - Very good. - Yeah, that, do you see it? - Yeah, I told you, I called you a adapter. I told you to see what happens. You didn't see what happens. - Yeah, because it's a dark thing about kids. And I'm not ready for that. - There's no one year old. You have a one year old. - I-- - There's no one year old. - It's-- - It's-- (laughing) - It's really, really, really strange. - My mind is not right. - That's, we should do that. - A one year old. - A prequel of that. (laughing) - It'll be funny, right? (laughing) (upbeat music) ♪ Blue-chew, blue-chew, blue-chew, blue-chew, blue-chew ♪ ♪ Blue-chew, blue-chew, blue-chew, blue-chew ♪ ♪ Blue-chew for your penis forever ♪ ♪ Blue-chew for your penis forever ♪ - Guys, enter the room, dick first. That's what I do. Blue-chew isn't just a tablet. It's a cheat code for your crotch, baby. Stronger, harder, longer lasting. 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I feel very welcome. - You ever seen the movie The Conjuring? - No. - You just said horror movies. - No more. - This is fucking what he says. - I've said he doesn't fucking watch horror movies. - Yeah, I don't watch the last one. - What? - The Conjuring, the last one. - Oh, the last one. - Do you see any Conjuring man? - Yeah. - Well, let me tell you about the Conjuring. - Okay. - Do you ever go to movie theaters? - You go to movie theaters. And do you have people around you talk? I have full-on conversations. I hate that. And I choose who I go to the movies with now. Because some people don't know how to shut up. - Your friend was talking to you. - No, the people behind me. - Do you say anything? - Yeah, I told him, hey, you grown as a man. Can you shut up? 'Cause he was having a full-blown-- - You said shut up? - I said shut up. Like, can I be quiet? - What do you say? - He just mugged me. - He mugged you? - Yeah. - It's not like, hey, mugged me. - Give me your wallet. (laughing) - I mugged you. - And he came, he got robbed right after. - Okay. - I'll book that. - Hey, bro, give me a fuck. - All right. - But he kept kicking my dates, chair. - Oh. - I can't even know about this. - You know what Bob and Clara did one time? They just chased the dude down after the movie. - Well, no, we got, we got yelled at first. We didn't draw first blood. - That's true. - You were the high man in the scenario. - We were high. - She was you. - Yeah. - Well, no, no, no. We were the people in the back. - Yeah, yeah. The muggers. - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't really get it. Like, when I was watching one battle off the internet, I was sitting there and there were feet here. (laughing) - Oh, dude. Some guy had just dropped their feet up like that right in my face. It was annoying at first, I was just like, and I kind of turned around like, but then I'm like, let it go. - You do a full one, a little bit, so they see it. - Oh yeah, I had that lock eyes that was Bobby Lee doing it, but they didn't know why. So it was like, they kept it there. I think he even moved it even further to my face, but I did do it like this. And then at first I was mad, but I'm like, let it go. It's fine. - There's something that pisses me off more. And I have a friend of mine who I used to go to the movies with, but not anymore. She would periodically check her phone, maybe every 15 minutes, and the glare of the phone would take me out of, even if I saw it in my periphery, just annoying a shit. - That makes me mad too. - Yeah. - What person's foot was in, like, what color? (laughing) - What? - Yeah, super race. - Yeah, yeah, the Guest of Race. This is what. - Oh, white guy. Would you guess the race? - White guy. - No. Okay. (laughing) - What do you say? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - I feel like you tuned out, and you didn't even know what were asking. - No, no, I know. - What was it? - Who put their foot up? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very good. Yeah. What about you? - I guess white. - It is white. - Yeah. - It's always the audacity of. - The audacity of white. - Oh my goodness. - Yeah, I mean, white people have the audacity to do extra things. - Yeah. - I'll say something, Sarah. Okay, loud talking. - What do you mean? - Who would be that? What race would that be? - Oh, this is a fun game. - Mexicans. - This is a real fun. Yeah, let's go Mexicans. - I'm a different. (laughing) - I know you were trying to do, and you're not gonna trick me down. - Philippines. - Right, loud. - Would you say Jaime? Mexicans? - Filipinos. - Filipinos. - No, in my experience, it's still white. - White? - White? - Yeah. - Yeah, never. - Wow. What do you think? - White guy. (laughing) - Yeah. - Especially when they're trying to be clever, 'cause I used to go to the arc light. - Yeah. - A lot, right? And it was always that some fuckin' cinephile behind us who's trying to do like the one line or trying to be funny and be clever behind that's the loud white guy behind. You know what I mean, right? - All right, now let's go into specific what they say. Okay, I guess who it is. - Na-na-na. - White guy. - White guy. What do you think? - Yeah. - Na-na-na-na-na-pookie. Na-na-na-na-pookie. - Who is it? - You. - Na-na-na-na-pookie. It's me. - It's me, yeah. What do you think? - Old Mexican lady. - Old Mexican lady. (laughing) White guy. - Old Filipina. (laughing) - Okay, all right. This is fun. Yeah, how about somebody that like us, that there's so much excitement in the movie, they stand up, you know what I mean? (laughing) - Crazy, raising the roof. - They raised the roof. (laughing) - I don't think I've seen anyone do this. (laughing) Be either. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's, what's another thing people do in movies? - My movie during, someone was filming the entire movie on their phone. - Oh, so they could put it online. - I didn't understand why they were doing that. - Put online. - For what? - For what? - What do you call it? - Pyridine. - Pyridine. - Yeah. - Pyridine. - Why? - Pyridine. - Pipe dreams. Whatever you say. - No. - Pyrid, yeah. - When it like on the phone, when you record it like the exposure goes up and down. Right, on the phone, or they're recording on their camcorder. - No, it's a iPhone. - Yeah, so with the iPhone, this is the camera, the exposure goes up and down whenever you move it. - You're right. - You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah. - You feel me, Doug? (laughing) - I do feel you, Doug. - Doug? - Why did you say, "dog"? - Just trying to do things, bring some stuff back from the old times, you know? - Dax, did you have fun at Bobby's birthday party? - Yeah, that was fun. - Did you get to bowl? - I think I threw one. - Or two, yeah, a couple. - How long did you stay for? I felt you were the first one to leave. - Yeah, I don't usually say it parties too long. Yeah, yeah. - You get, because we talked about it outside, you said that you're not good at parties. - Yes, yeah, I'm not the best in party settings. - And then you said to me, what'd you say about me? - That you seem really good in. - But I'm not. - But you seem like really outgoing, and I said it, like when I saw you at the comedy store, you're like really a lot of energy and outgoing seeming. - Yeah, because at the comedy store, I'm so comfortable there, it seems like home, right? But I don't know if I was like that during my birthday party. - Yeah, you were. You did three speeches. - Oh, I did. (laughing) Yeah, good speeches, no? - Great speeches. - Yeah. - Did you film those speeches, Alex? - They're film, we'll post them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But I did catch him out, there was like, I was like, man, everyone's like lively, everyone's party, I'm like, where the fuck is Bobby? So I mean, Cindy walk out to get something at our car. He's just behind a wall, smoking, by himself. - Yeah, I didn't take a break. - I know why. - I know why. - I know why. I won't reveal, but I know why. - You didn't bowl me. - Three deaths. - A deal with gasses. - Yeah, I don't really know why. - Oh, I know why. - I don't know why you, you know why. - You don't know why I know why, you have to know why I know why. - I really don't know why you don't know why. - Dax, do you know why? - Yes. - Yeah, what is it? - He told me not to tell. (laughing) - Really good, Dax, thank you. Do you know why? - I think I know why. - Yeah. - You know why, Dax, he knows why. - Right. - We all know why. - It's so funny that you know why, but I don't know why. - Can I say why? - Do you know why? Yeah, I think I know exactly okay. Well, then let's move on from it because I don't know why and you're gonna Tell me after the podcast why I know why oh yeah, yeah, but do you know why Alex? I think I know why yeah, yeah, okay, go ahead. No, no, we're not we'll cut it out if it if he's right Right. Yeah, see what tell me if you know why can I say it that? Can you say it yeah? We'll try we'll cut it out of it's I don't know, I think I know why okay to say it then is it because of The man oh My partner oh, we had different answers. Oh, yeah, no, that's not why I love him. I don't think a lot of people know why yeah I don't think I know actually I might be the only person the end Gilbert might be the only people that know why I don't think he knows Why either he does know why I don't think I know why different challenge tell me what why I don't know why he's he don't know why he does know He's you know, yeah, let's move on from the wise Okay, you could challenge the commenters to like calm guests and then you could heart the one that's right. Okay. That's good Let's do that that Three guesses and if you're correct, they'll give you a price. Jesus. What's the price? But my speeches were manic They weren't real speeches. You know, I mean they weren't like thought felt speeches. I don't think the last one was the last one I felt like yeah, but the one that was talking about everyone in the room. Mm-hmm. I don't think it's pretty real I love that one. Wait, you said something really nice about me. That wasn't I know that but that maybe was but like anyway, um that party was um Pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you you realize oh People do love me, I guess You know, did you feel the love in the room or yeah? Did you eat any of the food? I had a piece of pizza. Mm-hmm Andrea Jen she told me that um She said that you feel loved whenever you get roasted Yeah, do you have a roast? Did you have a roast for me? Um You're old Going on the birthday theme like it, but that make you feel good You're just you're old you're old you're getting too old to um you shouldn't be doing podcasting anymore at your age Um keep okay good keep going. I love I'm loving you more and more. He's feeling loved. I feel so loved Um Hmm Weird laugh you have a weird laugh. Oh, oh shit. I like it. I don't like your shirt. Okay I love it, dude, but yeah, I think my laugh is weird Do you think my laughs weird? It's like milky. It's good to me. Yeah, yeah But a lot of people don't like it the cackel. I actually have a cackel. I was just saying the first thing that came to mind Because I heard you laugh. It's okay. You don't like my laugh. Yeah, I don't there's a lot of things about you I don't like okay. Okay. No, I love everything about you. Oh, where I think yeah, yeah, I think you're a mysterious person Okay, yeah, I don't even know how you function That's how mr. You have a crash out over the weekend. Oh um no not really Yeah, cuz you're referring to my videos. No, that was um Those are like visualization type videos where I visualize a challenge and then I visualize overcoming it. Oh, I see Yeah, so I was just staging that so that I can like overcome it. Yeah, okay cool. Yeah, I was worried. I thought you had like a full-on crash out. Oh, no, it looks so real. Yeah, no Crash out You crash out, haven't you? No Let's go know with you just now You dad's was talking. I'll tell you what happened now, okay, you know why no, no, I'm looking I just say what oh it way observe That's what's talking right? I was listening to him. No, you weren't you said what is you were listening to dad I'm so sorry dogs that time it isn't right then he looks at me Then he does a little smirk And then you put your eyes up like you were thinking of something and the next thing of your mouth. What mouth was crash outs? It's because Do you ever feel like you hear things and you just like repeat them out loud? Yeah, like it's not for you, but like you still repeated it out And you forget that like people will just heard what you said. Yeah, I do that all the time that happened tragic happened to me like then Are you embarrassed when it happens? Yeah, cuz I was like outside this patio in Houston And I put my headphones on and then the first video on TikTok pumped up was this lady That she was like I'm so sad. I didn't get no dick this weekend And that's the first thing that comes out of my mouth You repeated it. Yeah, and then some guy was smoking and he turned around He's like what the fuck I was like no, no, no, no, no TikTok I didn't mean to say I didn't get no dick But you said that out loud. I did say out loud cuz your headphones were still on yeah and in the video was playing a lady Really said that like I'm so sad. I didn't get any dick this weekend. Clio like can I ask you about ladies? Yeah Do women do get sad if they don't get dick in the weekends? Yeah, why not? I'm not like devastated But like bummer like I was really like looking for dick looking to have sex with somebody. Yeah sure really Yeah, yeah, cuz I Lot of weekends probably a million weekend. I've I've went I didn't get any plus this weekend And you feel I don't feel sad about it. It's just the way my life is. I feel like that's the way for everybody Are there people out there who just like consistently score in that department man or woman who are just like they go out? I think yes women yes, because it's like yeah, and so I know men. Yes. Yeah, like consistently They can pick up the phone and someone will come over. Oh, it's a girlfriend's pass is about really? It is right? Yeah, yeah, what explain cuz I don't understand and then the lesson is that that's not as fulfilling as being in love Do you think that's true? I don't know really you don't know if that's true I've been in love, but I haven't experienced being like a ladies Who's that? That's my fake wife Lily Lily. Yeah. Yeah. Is she Asian? She is what kind? I'm not sure Yeah, yeah, when were you not sure? I never asked. What's her last name? Yin Chinese Chinese Chinese. Okay. Is that what they call the Oxford study? Um, that is I do see that on TikTok comments of um Yeah, I think it's like a white guy with an Asian woman is what they sometimes the comments say that Oxford. Yeah I want that to happen for you. She's so pretty. Yeah, she's very pretty in a really good actress and She has someone she's seeing, but she's just acting in these videos. Yeah, but you get That's pretending that you guys are pregnant so I said to people for two weeks. I'm gonna Live my dream life And so I then I like I like had a fake marriage and a fake bachelor party and a fake pregnancy announcement stuff Yeah, yeah, that's why I went to Vegas. That was just a TikTok trend we were doing. Yeah, yeah, wow What were you in Vegas? Three weeks ago. Yeah, I don't I can't see you in Vegas. I may see it now, right? But I can't see well. Yeah, I see it now. I see that I feel like you go to bed at like 11 Yeah, I go to bed around midnight In Vegas. Oh in Vegas. No, uh, we got there at midnight and then film till 4 a.m And wow because they are on a tight schedule, so we drove there at got there at midnight I was fake throwing up. I didn't actually throw up. Yeah And then do you just you didn't you got a hotel room? Yeah, yeah, but you all shared one no no I felt like that would be weird to offer the actors you have to stay with me. So I oh these are actor friends Yeah, so I got a hotel room for myself then I got a hotel room for Daniel and then Jacob is from Vegas Oh, wow, wow, and then um, but you only stayed there for four or five hours Yeah, yeah, we were only actively doing stuff for four hours then um, no sleepy Well, I only slept a couple hours because it was hard to get to sleep Um, and then drove back the next morning What a trip You know, you don't get twisted drunk, huh? No ever. Do you drink at all? Uh, like there I had like half of a drink What is it half a drink video? Not very much. Yeah. Yeah, but you've never been drunk. Yes, I have. Yeah What's the last time project x right? Oh, I didn't drink at all during project xx. I was 18 But the only time I was blackout drunk was when I went to Russia um because then uh, they they The people who flew me out there were just giving me a ton of free drinks And I was just accepting it to be polite and then um Then I was just blackout drunk for maybe four or five minutes Because I remember we were walking on the sidewalk and then I couldn't remember anything until I realized I was like Spilling my hot tea onto this girl beside me as and then yeah And then what happened uh, and then I was like oh sorry So I think I did the next day or in the night time or something. Yeah, yeah, and then they just helped me get back to my hotel Yeah Wow, I thought I would love to see that but yeah, that's the only time I I've been-- - Did you smoke weed? - No, no. - You don't do anything? - No. - Well, I'll drink like a drink every once in a while. - Is it because of the Lord? - No, no, I'm not like religious or something. - Oh, wow. And what about you all? (laughing) - Bob is an AA. - Here's the thing, you know what? - It's so funny because you got uncomfortable there, because we were asked, it was about you, but guess what, guy, you're not a sidekick today. You're the main guest. (audience applauding) - Woo! - And thanks for having me. - Yeah, yeah. - Have you all really happy to be here? - Yeah, so you don't ask the questions, guy. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - What's your morning like? - I usually stay in Bedford an hour or two, looking at my phone or my laptop, and I go and rest.com. - Bedroding. - Yeah, yeah. And then, but I spent a week where I tried to not do that, where I made myself jog every morning. So that was a couple of weeks ago, but now I'm back to that. So I do that and then I have a smoothie, and then I start my day. - Do you call it, let me ask you something. Do you call your mom? - I should call more. - What'd she live? - Texas. - Okay. - How often do you talk to her? - Every couple weeks, and sometimes, like once a month. - Oh, you gotta up that, bud. - Okay. - Can I ask if your parents are still together? I don't know, is that too? - My dad passed away? But they were, yeah. - Oh, they were what, separated? - Together. - Oh, they were together. - Yeah. - Okay, let's move on. - Okay. - I feel like you're uncomfortable. - No. - Okay, yeah. - Do you want me to roast you? (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, roast me a little bit. - I hate your questions. (laughing) - Yeah, you don't like talking about your personal life ever. - Some things. - Yeah. - Some things, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - And you live alone, right? - Yes, I've lived in my apartment for 10 years. - Wow. - On the east, east side of town. - Yeah, in Los Feliz. - Oh, that's a great neighborhood. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. Do you do things alone a lot? - Yeah, I love to spend, spend a lot of time alone. - You know, you're like a Ronin. - Who's that? - My neighbor. - Okay. (laughing) - Japanese neighbor. You know what a Ronin is? It's a samurai that has no master. - Isn't there a movie called Ronin? - Yeah, but Ronins were existed before that. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what you are. - I like that, that's kind of cool. - That's you. - Yeah, there's a, which movie is it? You're Himbo. It's a Kurosawa movie. The opening scene is him just wandering on a dirt path by himself, scratching his back. That's how I view myself. - You can't scratch your back. - I know, but I just can't. - You can't? - No, he's not. - Yeah, I can go up to the back. That's why I have back scratch. - He has a back scratch. - That's one of that. - Like why people, like guys like you do, you're very lucky. 'Cause you probably scratch most of my back. - What? - I can reach most of my back. - Me too, yeah, yeah. - I can reach. - Can you scratch your back? - Yeah. - Yeah. - But not the middle of the back. - Yeah. - Yeah, I can't. I can't, I don't know what it is. Is it because I'm not nimble? - I think you, I just have short arms. - I have T-Rex arms. Yeah, yeah. But I always, I have all kinds of back scratches. - I have to use, yeah. Yeah, it's unfortunate. - Does your back get itchy a ton? (upbeat music) ♪ If you wanna give people money ♪ ♪ safely you gotta use cash up, baby ♪ - I love cash up because it's reliable, it's safe. 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(upbeat music) - Does your back itch your ton? - Well, that's a personal question. You cut that out because I don't want that out there. - Okay. - No. (laughing) - But why do bank itches? - You know, everything-- - Let's absorb that question. Why do bank itches? - What do the extra itch? - I don't know, dude. I went to the Wii Spa last night. - The Wii Spa. - Have you been having it? - I have not. - And you know, if you look at my, in my car now, I have a bag for a Wii Spa. And I have one of those long Asian, what do you call it? - The towels, the scrubber, yeah. - Yes, scrubber. Right, so I have my own. I just took a shot of it, it was unpic. - Okay. - You might throw up. - No, but you know what, thank you for asking. But so I put my stuff up at the sit-down washing place and I really do my back because, you know, that question, why does my back itch? I feel like, it's dirty, maybe. Do you wash your back a lot? - Yeah, but it doesn't itch. Like, why does it itch? - You never had itchie back? - There's a baby itch. - But why does-- - You think a baby's no of their back itches? - Yes, they're human. - Yeah, but are you okay, Bobby? But like, does a baby tell you? - Why does anything itch kind of thing? Like, would it just come from? - Yeah, that's why itch. I mean, you have to wash your body, but like, why? Does a baby tell you? - Yes. - Can you scratch your man's back? - Yes. - That's a nice thing. - Do you like that? - I think when a woman or just anybody in general, when they scratch your back. - It's, yeah. - I think it's pretty nice, but, you know, they reach places where you can't reach, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Like, does your fake wife, I mean, etch? - No, no. - No, she doesn't scratch her. - No. - I wish I could have somebody, you know, the cold season's coming up, so. - Yeah, you got Eczema and the cold weather? - No. - I just want somebody to scratch my back, you know? - Why did you all both say you'll have dirty backs? - I don't have dirty backs. - Or you said you have a dirty back. That's why itches. (laughing) - You didn't say you have a dirty back. - Yeah, it's because I didn't know what to say. Okay, I'm gonna fucking the road. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I don't know if I can do this right now. I, you know, for the last 20 minutes, you know, individually you two, let's be honest. I can do individually. I've never had together. (laughing) - We can take turns talking. - No, no, no, no, I think that's the problem. - I'll be quiet for you. I think that's the problem. - Yeah, be quiet. - No, no, no. - It would be quiet for 10 minutes. - I would go first. - Yeah, and it's like the combination, right? I just don't know what to say or do or what direction to make it because I want it to happen to your world, right? But it's like, I get sucked back out into reality, you know? And I'm having a real existential crisis right here. - It's easier here doing a great job. - No, I feel like collider, you should take over for a little bit. Let me be an observer or maybe I'll pop back in. - Okay. - I'm here at the co-host, are you not? - Yeah, I am. - Okay, thank you. - What's on your mind, guys? (laughing) - That's a good question. - That's what I'm saying. - Okay, you know what? - Yeah, yeah. - I'm just gonna fire away with questions that that's okay. - Let's do a rapid fire question answer thing or something, you know what I mean. - Okay. When was the last time either of you cried and why? - Oh, that's a nice question. - For me, it's like if I watch like a touching TikTok video. - What was the last one? - I don't remember. - Hi, me. - Saturday night, I think. - Okay. - Why? - Saturday night. - Why'd you cry? - That's cool. - You not look at me. - That's cool. - Do not look at me during this. - You're making noise. - I know, because what you said right now, I don't remember, I think that's the problem. - Okay. - You do remember. - No, I don't. - Well, just make it up. - TikTok video, he said your dog. - Okay, yeah. - Hi, man, go ahead. - Cry over a cute dog, guys. - Sleeping alone in the bed? - Oh, you're damn. - For like the hundred times of the year. - And you prefer to sleep with someone. - Sorry. - Oh, nice to have someone scratch my back. - What's your love language? (laughing) - I don't think I have a specific one. Okay, um, do you like physical touch? Do you like being held and hugged? Oh, yeah, I like all of them. Okay Hi, miss I think that one too Well, let's go live. Okay. Name me one of love language By Irish, that's how you feel love. It's not how you show love Yeah, yeah, how do you receive love like if what do I have to do for you to feel like Kalaila loves me? For a girl. Love you Maybe hug physical touch. Okay, like physical touch. That's it. What about physical touch? What about What kind of touch would like a hug is it's physical but physical like Yeah, it's that's physical touch. Yeah, yeah, what about if someone gives you gifts? Do you feel loved or is that like whatever it's whatever for gifts? But like what about if it's hi-mail. You're the the cutest kind of sexiest man I've ever met Does that you feel loved and someone says that I think so. Okay. Yeah, what about you Dax? Yeah, yeah, okay Next question. I think just spending time with them and getting to know them on an intimate level all the time Well, they don't quite any time. Yeah, who's your number one crush right now? Let's let's you know, let's do an exercise. Okay, and we're both gonna do it, right? So let's let's quite let's quality time So let's let's do us you know, I'm your girl. What do we talk about? Hey, man. How was your day? It was good. Um, I played pickleball. You did? Yeah Just pick up pickleball like we're just random people you just go and just play with a random people You don't know. Yeah, just how you make friends. Okay. I didn't know. Wow. Where do you go? Sandy pickle. You go to Sandy pickle. Yeah, wow. Sandy pickle. What else did you do? Um, I went to a coffee shop for an hour and Just drank coffee and wrote some stuff down. I mean I called you all day today. I mean, you didn't really pick up. I was busy What did the coffee shop just by yourself? Yeah, okay? My bad and then coming home getting groceries You get groceries at home getting groceries You know, so you went to the home to get the groceries. I went to the grocery store to get all for the house Oh, would you get us? I'm gonna make some steak bite dinner tonight Steak bite dinner steak bites. Oh, I didn't oh like precut Well, you cut them. I'm a vegetarian. Would you get would you a spare? Yes, okay? I'm just gonna get asparagus for dinner and mashed potatoes. Okay We'll see something. Yeah, me because what's the main quality? Don't look please don't look. What are you looking at? Just look at me. And just can I just ask you something? Hi, man Can I look? You're gonna come over babe. You can come over for dinner. I'm over at your house now What is going on with you and can I ask you to tell you something? Hi, ma'am. I've asked you so many questions. You haven't asked me one That's huge yet huge. It's it's all about you. Yeah, no, but you're getting to get to you. Okay, we'll go ahead. Okay Yeah, so we're gonna take a shower and watch a movie. Oh, that's not about her You Ask her about herself. Yeah, yeah, what about you, babe? What about me? What what about me? What how was your day? Oh, I mean, I played dodgeball pick up dodgeball Yeah, with random guys Andy dodge ball. Yeah, I mean you went to Sandy. I mean, where would he go? Sandy pick oh yeah, and so I and then I want to um a tea store by myself for like an hour Yeah, yeah, you work today. What you need work. No, I didn't work today. No, I mean I kept calling you and you were like busy I was busy - doing my thing Excuse me. I mean with what? With what I just said dodge ball and tea time. Yeah, but like I Sorry phone calls, but I was too busy. Yeah, I was busy too. I was writing and Yeah, yeah, I was writing tale. I'm trying to make it out of the place to hood. I was writing my manifesto I can take you out, you know, yeah, take you take you out with me and then I went grocery shopping myself What you getting for us? I'm sick. Are we living together? What is going on with you? I mean we've been living together for five years. Wait, so if I want to get hospital I mean I think you're losing your mind. I want to the grocery store you want to the grocery store then we got both of everything You got two of everything. Yeah, but that's it because you know when I called you that was going on me about the grocery No, I was going are you gonna get steak bites? I'm about to get steak bites and that's why when you don't pick up We can oh I got New York strip But I'm gonna cut them up and bite me to right here. Okay, new extra cut to the couples therapy with your therapist Dr. Daxe So is that how y'all's conversations usually go? No Doctor, I don't like when you call y'all Okay, I can change that. Are you pretty spears at all of a sudden like y'all? I don't like I mean Is that how you guys is conversation is usually? Yeah, what do you think it seems boring? You all need to figure out some fun things to talk about yet. Well, can you give some examples? What kind of things do y'all I like movies maybe movies? Okay, I Keep it y'all have any problems with each other y'all need help with or something or I Kind of like her sister. Oh Wow, I mean what what do you think about that? That's my other Co There is no co there is no Yeah, yeah, you can make no you commit to the fuck a bit. Okay. There is no if you Hi, he's my therapist in training. He's under me. So yeah, oh, I see you're gonna help him out Yeah, yeah, so I admire that you were honest and said that and How do you feel about him saying that right? You're the yeah, I'm absolutely wait wait you're mortified and I'm the man Yeah, I'm mortified Wow, he likes my sister Wow, it's my paralytic polysic sister. It's been five great-eaters with you, but Right, it's just blind Jaime to and what else death I Should I add a blue element? Yeah, do you guys want to and she was in a fire and Yeah, and you keep the color of it, but let's make it She's not a feat. Yeah, what's she's paraplegic? Yeah, listen, and you keep calling a footless bacon footless bacon Listen, this is this has been great five years, but I think it's time to roll on to the next release Can we get how you phrase that but if you want it and things that's okay, but you should phrase it differently. Thank you Can we go to your your Yeah, yeah, the expert will you please intervene? Listen, I think he's doing a great job, and I'm just here to observe. He's in training right now I think Actually, I want you to take over. Yeah Hi, man, I agree with Dax. I think you're taking this very lightly and you're being rude and you're laughing at, you know Partners face yeah, um, and yeah, I'm a little bit concerned that Her sister is in a state where she cannot support herself, and you and I want to support her Damn damn if y'all I get it's over then it's over. Give me the key. Okay, all right. Bye No more ghosts of girlfriend's past. Am I right? What are you doing a pound to the therapist? What is going on here? Just because we both seen the movie but not personally because I prefer him over you or anything I'm just here. This is your practice late. Oh, this is my practice. Um, I think our work here is done. I'm sorry I'm sorry that you guys couldn't reconcile or you know work through your I'm already gone. I realize and yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, great job, Dax. What? Ducin's fuck off God. Hey, hey, well, you think you did a good job on that? Huh? Yeah, if you too I think I can get a girlfriend but Is that your crisis right now? Is that like really lonely because you said you cried in bed on saturday That was just the one night. That was just the one night. It's just like damn I'm having because we went out for dinner for Ralph's dinner birthday dinner And he had a girlfriend and then you know, everybody had a couple You know, it was just me. I don't have my phone on me. It's just me. We were with selfie with a steak That's pretty cool. Where was where where was the steak? It was in the table. Okay I was thinking Relax Bobby relax relax It's on the dinner. I thought you were in bed. No, well, I We went We went out and and I went home by myself. Cool The selfies with the teen stuff the steak Okay, I got through that one. Are you crying? Well, are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah I wonder what One's a lesson. I cried. Can we ask? One's lesson. You cried? Oh the other day when um Remmy was upstairs. We both cried. Yeah, we all cried. It's to the jewels. Mm-hmm. And I said asked I told jewels because we had had a discussion because the vet said that maybe we should think about Because he's so old he's blind and then Daft, and he's sweet. - What the fuck did? (laughing) - I didn't know that. - Did you make the noise? - No, that was on me. - Who made the noise? - My man. - What? - It wasn't me. - Maybe because of the parallel to the fake sister you were into. - This is serious. - Was that a cat? - No, a dog. - Oh, okay. - What the fuck? Sorry. - Why'd you make that noise? - I didn't make it noise. - Okay, it's just in my own, okay, let me see. - Time had made a little bit of a-- - It's neat. - Are you doing okay? - Okay, anyway. (laughing) - Can I do that? - Yeah, I heard it. I heard it. - Wait, who's dog? - Yeah, okay. - And so I was revealing this to Jules for the first time. I said, maybe we have one last Christmas with Remi. And she goes, "What do you mean?" I go, "Oh, we had a discussion. Maybe we'll have one more Christmas." She goes, "You're lying." And then we call Jew, and then we talked about it through a speaker phone. And then she realized that I wasn't lying, and that she burst into tears, and that I burst into tears, and we all burst into tears. - We had a good cry? - We had a good cry over it. I've said this many times before, I've never had a pet death. And it's gonna be heavy, even with-- 'Cause Remi came later in our life. Remi had already lived a life, and during the fires, where I made sure he was at the candle, what do you call it? - He was at the shelter. - Shelter, and they were euthanizing a lot of dogs, because they were getting influx of animals, right? - They needed help. - They did help. - Fostering. - As they were getting an influx of animals. - But when that happens, then what do they do? I mean, they have no choice. - They don't euthanize. - Okay, on my back. - They just, we just opted to foster him. - So we brought in little Remi, and we tried to give him away a couple of times. And I give him away, but like-- - We'd find him a home. - Home, he would escape the home to find, to try to find us. Do you remember that? - He would leave the house. - We would leave it to try to find us, and then we decided, because Remi, he just became our dog. Yeah, he loved us. He was trying to find us. 'Cause he would never try to escape us. - Never. - Never. He loved us. Julio was the same thing, we tried to give him-- - Well, we fostered for Mayday, and then the fostered-- - And then they would give him back. And we're like, yeah, we're the only ones for Julio. - Yeah. - But anyway, you have animals? - No. (all laughing) - Have you ever had a pet? - No. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like 'em. - I do, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why not? Because there's so many, let me say something to you, Mr. Flam. (all laughing) - What's your real last name? - Petrello. - Yeah, Petrello. - Petroleum. - Thank you for having me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I never thought of that. - What? - What? - You never thought about that? - You're Italian. - I don't think so. - Okay. (all laughing) - Nice question. So Mr. Flam, I wanna say that it really adds elements of joy to your life. Why don't you ever want an animal? Like if we got you a kitten, would you be able to do it? - That would be cool. - Okay. - But. - What if I had to leave town? - Yeah, I know this about you though. You have a lot of friends. - Thank you. - And you have a lot of friends that like really, 'cause I remember I was ripping on you a little bit once online. - Oh yeah, that could be, I could roast yet. - Yeah, yeah, and then your friend, Mitsy, defended you. - True, true. - He was like, no, it wasn't online, it was public. - Yeah, you said that I smelled bad. And she was like, no, he doesn't smell bad. - I never, I was kidding. - Yeah. - Yeah, I was kidding. - Yeah. - And so, and then she, be it, mainly, is that the right one? - I'm there. - vehemently, they defended you. - Yeah. - I mean, she was almost like, she had her knives out. - Good. - And I go, oh, that's a, and I've seen other friends like that that like really defend you. - Oh, right. - So you were talking crap, more others? - Yeah, yeah, deeply in your life. - I was testing the water. - Wow, okay. And I, so you have friends that would come over and take care of your cat. - True, yeah. Maybe I would get one soon. - I don't think you will. - You can't, you can gift anyone animals, that's cruel. - That's cruel. - It's cruel to gift people. 'Cause that is a huge responsibility. - That's right, I'm not gonna do that. I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we can try to convince them to get something, you know? How about you, any animals? - No. - Yeah, yeah. It's interesting to me. - Interesting, yeah. - So many animals need homes. - Okay. - Yeah. - And they, - We can adopt someone. - That's what we're saying. - But you can't gift me. - I'm not gonna gift you anything. - 'Cause it's like a baby, not ready. - You're not ready. - I'm sorry. - You're not, are you ready for a baby? - No, yeah. How old are you, can we say that? - 33. - Oh, you're young, you're a young cat. Yeah, yeah. And you're in your 20s. - I'm still in my 20s. - I'm in my once babies. - No, I don't know. - Really, I thought you said you wanted to be married. - I may look at it right now. - No, don't do it. - Not right now. - No, right now. - You can do it at 40. - 40? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, 40 is a good age. - That's a good age to do it as a man. All right? - Or a woman. - Or a woman. (laughing) - That's what you're doing. - No, it's true. - I know it's true. - No, I think that that's like my whole, like, mission now is telling girls like, "Hey, it's actually okay to wait." - Yeah. - 'Cause you do. - Yeah. - Just wait. - I went to the clinic this past week. - What kind? - Just like a minute, not a minute clinic, but like just a clinic. - To check what? - Just to check up. - To check a physical? - Yeah. - And what did they say? - They took forever, you know? Whenever you go to like a, like privately owned, there's only one doctor in his practice. Like, he has all these patients. And he, you know, you know? You ever go to the clinic and don't have one doctor in that clinic? Because it's his practice. - I don't go off, you know. - When's the last time you went to a doctor attack? What if I have a concern for you? - Quite a long time. Seven years. - Yeah, why? - You don't get a yearly physical problem. - Get your blood work. - No, they told me I have a murmur. So I should get that checked. They said I should get that checked. - You have a heart murmur? - Yeah. - You gotta get that checked, dude. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I'll do that. - Yeah. There are medications for that. They're there. - You don't need to do anything with like a small murmur. But if it progresses, then you do. - Okay, I'll go get that checked. And once you had blood work done, I don't remember. Yeah, you don't smoke and you don't do anything anyway. Anything hurt? No, but I have the, tonight is and I have no sense of smell. - Oh, interesting. When did that start? - Get that checked out. - COVID got into my smell. - Yeah, yeah. - Tonight is just started randomly. - Yeah, I have, I have tonight is my left ear too. But I've had it on and off for most of my life, but I have a friend who's a photographer who a chisened have a sense of smell either. - Because of COVID? - Because of COVID, yeah. - Wow. - But it really fucks with her head. Does it mess with you a little bit? - No, but then I don't know how I smell. So that's why that joke was really hurtful. (laughing) Oh my god. But it wasn't actually that hurtful. I was just trying to get it. - Yeah, that was really funny. - That's really funny. - Tonight is, someone helped me come up with a joke about that. - My ears are always, tonight is where your ears are always ringing. I wish I could turn around. - What happened just now? - He heard that tonight is on the wall. - Like a little fan came up. - Yeah. - What is that? - Maybe the light. - Probably the light. - Yeah. - So tonight is is where your ears are always ringing. I wish I could turn them on vibrate mode or do not disturb mode. - Are you a bright guy? (laughing) - I'm not that great. - I think you're a bright guy. - I think you're like a savant. - Oh, because you love that joke. Well, that's Trevor Wallace. He helped me come up with that. - Well, let me ask you some questions. I wanna see if you know certain things. - I don't have a high IQ. - I think you do. - I think it's higher than you at most. - I don't think so. I remember they made us take a test and it wasn't. - Okay. - Name me a city in Nebraska. - Oh mama. - Very good. - Lincoln. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, that's true. - Yeah, that's incredible. I couldn't do that. - Thanks. - Name me a city in Louisiana. - New Orleans. - Love Fayette. - Great. - Wow. - Not good? - Name me a city. - That's what wow. - It's two main cities. - Yeah, okay. - Wait, let's pull up a simple IQ test for Hyman DAX. - Yeah, yeah, I think that's good. Name me a city. - My home. - Vietnam. - Shh. - There we go. - Oh, I know some. - Shh. Something with a C H. - Good to name one. - What's the main? - Saigon. - Saigon. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Very good. - Ho Chi Minh? - That's a trail. - Ho Chi Minh Trail. - That's a trail. - By Ho Chi Minh City? - Ho Chi Minh City is a Ho Chi Minh city. - Yeah. (laughing) - Say anything, you win. - Thank you so much, man. - Thank you. - I think I might have ten eighties 'cause I can't hear my writer no more. I can hear it, but I can hear a little bit. - So is it like-- - So is it like, you're just deaf? - I think it's a goal. - Don't, I think. 'Cause I'm driving, and then my passenger, you know, he might be talking and I'm like, - Yes, it turned. - I may name his three cities in Florida. - The whole state. - No, let me be real. - Different. - Name me three cities in Florida. - Cities, Miami. - Yes. - Tallahassee. - Yeah. - Orlando. - Very good. Very good. - It's a little more than just cities. Come on, let's let's ask them. - These quiz are so long. Trying to find a short one. - South Beach. - I think the reason why, because I don't-- - I know, I'm looking at your face. I was like, I think it's stuck. - I don't know, but yeah, just see it. - Okay, here, let's do it. Let's ask you some stuff. - Okay, let's name-- - Oh, here we go, we got it. - 10 borderline harsher IQ style questions. - Oh, these, how borderline-- - I'm not gonna answer, do I have to participate? - Yes, yes, yes. - I don't want to participate. - I'm gonna ask the question, and you have all three of you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, here we go. - No, no, I don't want to participate. - I need you to participate. Bobby, you participate. Here we go. - No, I'm the question. - No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm the question. - I need you. - You ever feel like you have a little extra-- - No! (laughing) - How do you do that? - We thought the question. - It's the question. - Okay. - Which is next triangle square pentagon. - Excellent. - Come on. - What do you think, Dad? - Bobby. - I think I was gonna say that too. - I was gonna say that too. - Excellent. - Excellent. - Excellent. - Nice, nice. - Okay, next one. - Let's all take turns going first. - Okay, which word, which word pair has the same correlation as heart, chest. Heart equals chest. If heart equals chest, then which of the following is correct? - Let's say I'm out loud for the-- - How equals calf? Dogs equals paw. Computer equals cord. Or picture equals frame. - Picture equals frame. - Dog, that's what I'm gonna say. - And what do you think, Jaime? - Dog and paw. - Okay, so we're-- - Hold on, what did you say, Dad? - That one, same as Bobby on that one. - Okay. - Sorry. - Sorry, Jaime, you got one wrong. You said-- - Because why do you think it's the-- - Picked, okay. - Because it's heart and in the chest. - But the heart is-- - The dog in the paw. - No. (laughing) - The heart? - Repeat it. - Where does the heart live inside of? - It's chest. - The chest, where does the-- - Picture in the frame. - Yes, it's inside it. - Okay. - Okay, if red t-shirts are-- - Hold on, hold on. - If red t-shirts are handwashed, and most handwashed clothes are used cold water, can we conclude that all red t-shirts are washed in cold water? - Yes, no, wait, wait, wait. - Two little information. Two little information. Okay, two little information for Jaime. Dax, if red shirts are handwashed, in most handwashed clothes used cold water, can we conclude that all red t-shirts are washed in cold water? - There's definitive answers. - Yes. - Okay, I say no. - I'm gonna go with no. Yes, it was yes. - Okay, can we go to like the fifth rate or one? (laughing) - Oh, the fifth rate. - Yeah, let's go fifth rate. - Because these are like, you know what I mean? I don't, you know, let's do one more. Let's do one more. - On artists? - Wait, the finishes who gets sequins. - Because Finna finishes sequins, we'll go up. Okay, Finna finishes sequins. Seven, 14, 8, 15, 9, 16, 10 blank. - There's no way. - 17. - 17. - Seven, wait, seven, 14. - 21, 21. - Dax, I think it's 17. I think Jaime is right. - Yeah, it's 17. - 17. - How? - 14, 8, 15, 16, 14, 18. - I just gave it a random number. Other than that. (laughing) Oh shit, I think I'm the dumb one. Oh shit. - That is great, I'm the nothing. All right, here we go. Have we done this already? - I don't know if I'll follow you. - Okay, okay. Which is the fastest bird on foot? Is it an ostrich and eagle, a woodpecker, a sparrow or a dragon? - L ostrich. - What? - Ostrich. - I'll just say that, 'cause y'all are, yeah. - Correct. - There's gonna be a different way to do it, because we're gonna repeat each other's thing. - So we have to alternate like who someone goes first each time. - No, I think that's given one question in peace. - Oh, that's not fair. What if I get the difficult one? (laughing) - You're still nervous, okay? - I'm so nervous. - Who was the first person to step foot on the moon? Is it Neil Armstrong, is it John Glenn, Alan Shepard, Edwin Buzz Aldrin or Sally Ride? - Hi, mate, you're first. - Neil. - Neil? - Neil Armstrong. - All right, let's check. - No, no. - Okay. - All right, DAX, your questions, next. Here we go. - DAX, how many minutes are there in three hours and 45 minutes? - I think I didn't get that. (laughing) - I saw you right here. (laughing) - I'm not good with numbers, I can't, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - 225. - Yeah. - Please, God, please, God, please, God. - That was pretty fast, too, okay. - Who was the first Bobby, who was the first president of the United States? - George Washington, George Washington, George Washington, George Washington. - Okay, hey, God, I got one. - Whoo! - Oh, they tried to trick you. - Okay, Jaime, your question is, name the hardest natural mineral. Is it iron, quartz, diamond, cobalt or silver? - Harvest natural mineral. Can you use that in the sentence? - The hardest? - Natural mill is blank. - Courts is really hard. - But diamond is harder. Is that the same? - Is that your final answer? - Diamond? Diamond? Oh, yeah, I think so. - Okay. - Correct. - Wow. - Okay, DAX, which is the largest and strongest bone in the human body? Is it the femur, ulna, enominate, bone, radius, or tibia? - A femur? - Femur. - Yes. - Oh my God, what the fuck? - Bobbi, Bobbi, come on, you got this. - Bobbi, which planet is most of the sudden? Is it Venus, Mercury, Jupiter, Earth, or Saturn? Closes to the sun? - I think your time, brother. - All right, I'll take my time, all right. - Take your time. And the reason it out, like, we really think about this. - You've seen interstellar. You've seen it. - Tell us why your answer is your answer. - I know which one. - You do? - I think so, but I actually am not. - Yeah, I think it's Venus. - Okay, final answer? - Yeah. - Okay. - Wrong. - It's Mercury. (laughing) - The backup for a second. Did everyone know that? - Yes. - Bobbi, yes. - Mercury. - Mercury. - Mercury. - Mercury. - Mercury. - Mercury, hot, hot, hot, hot, close to the sun. - Yeah, I gotta end this podcast. (laughing) - This is devastating for me. - Okay, hi, man. (laughing) - I'm losing against these guys. (laughing) - Hi, man. - I can't, I can't, I'm gonna kill myself. - What's this? - I'm having a fucking mellow, I'm losing my mind, dude. - What the fuck, what the cry, dude? - Hi, man, what state is the Grand Canyon in California, North Dakota, South Dakota, Arizona? - New Mexico? - New Mexico. - That is incorrect, I mean. - Oh, we're on the same level now. - You're right. - That access gets wrong. - How much is the sum of the three angles of a triangle? - 180. - Correct. - You are a genius. (laughing) - Bobbi, what is the area of the square with a side of five centimeters? - I don't think so. - Come on, Bobbi, area. - What's the formula? - Fifth graders? - Yes. - You gotta be fucking kidding me, dude. (laughing) - You know what area is? - What is the area of the square? - What's the formula for area, Bobbi? - It's the blue area. - Oh, 50 cents. - Is it what times what? - What is that square? (laughing) - Is it 50? - Oh, that was easy. - You got, let's take a logical guess. - 20 square cm. - Would you say 25? - No, 20. - You said 25? - I said 20. - I think you said 25. (laughing) - You are incorrect. - Once again, you are wrong, Bobbi. - Jaime, what is the largest South American country by area? Is it Argentina, Chile, Peru, Brazil, Mexico? - South American country by the area. - Brazil? - Yes. - Correct. - Why did he get the easy one? All right, DAX. - DAX, which is the smallest planet in the solar system, is in Mercury, Jupiter, Uranus, Earth, or Neptune? - Mercury. - Mercury. - Correct. - All right, Harry Redemption. - Bobbi. - You love this, slavery. - Come on, you know this. Name the war that occurred between the Union and the Confederacy. - Oh, I know what this one would read them off. (laughing) - Is it the American Revolutionary War? - The American Civil War. - All right. Correct. - Okay. - I can do history, numbers, or planets, and fucking. - This is a good one, I mean. - Who could do the fastest? - Which is a prime number. Is it eighth, 30, 99, 17, or 63? - A prime number, 17? - George is already like, mm-hmm. (laughing) - DAX, a heptagon is a shape with how many sides? - Nine. - Seven. - Seven. - I know, seven. - I'm so losing. - You got this. - Yeah, okay. - Here we go. Bobbi, in which year was American President Zonev Kennedy assassinated? - 1960, whatever that is. - 33. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh yeah. - That is Texas, baby. - Okay, here, I'm in. Important one. Which is the capital of Belgium? Ottawa, Paris, Buenos Aires, Brussels, or Berlin? - Wait, what? What's the capital of Belgium? - Belgium is in. - Berlin? - A Paris? - Yeah, no. - Brussels. - Brussels sprouts. - DAX, Emma has two yardsticks. She also has a 12-inch ruler. She laid them end-to-end in a line. How many feet long is the line? - Seven feet. No. - Yeah. - Okay. (laughing) - Oh, another planet? (laughing) Redemption. - Hey, redemption. - This is the last one. - This is a redemption. - Bars. - Bars. - What is the line? - Bars. - Sattern. - Take your time. - Satter, sattern. - It's in the. - Sattern. - Take your time. - Take your time. - Jupiter. (audience laughing and clapping) - Jesus Christ. - This is the most stressful podcast. This is the most stressful podcast. - I don't, I don't ever want to know those quizzes. (laughing) - Okay. - Put your headphones for the song. - Yeah, 'cause then we know, we heard you can sing. - Oh, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we heard. - Okay. - Yeah, I mean. (piano music) - Thanks for watching Tiger Belly. Thanks for having me on. Tiger Belly is really funny. - You're not, you're, (laughing) I don't know if that's considered singing. - Yeah, man. - Can I ask you one last question? - No. - Okay. (laughing) - Yeah, you can. - Did you get your nails done recently? - I always get them done. - Cool. - Yeah, yeah. - I was just noticing that. ♪ Thank you, Tax, for being here. ♪ ♪ We love you. ♪ (piano music) - I make love. - Thanks for being here, Tax. We truly appreciate it. - You don't want to sing? None of you can sing. - Oh, sorry, I don't have my headphones in. (piano music) - Sing. - No wizard that there was or ever is can take that away from me. - I hope you're happy. - Wicked. (piano music) - Sorry. (piano music) - See you next. - Yes. Tiger Belly is the number one podcast of all time. And it's so fun to be here. - Collide? - I don't know. - You put him. (laughing) - I don't know. - You put him in. - Alright. - Gilbert and I are doing a duet. Okay, go ahead. (piano music) Go right, come here and I. (piano music) - Thank you, Tax. (piano music) ♪ Thank you, I'm in ♪ ♪ We hope you come back ♪ ♪ With more IQ next time ♪ ♪ Bobby or Dumber ♪ ♪ Then we thought ♪ ♪ But Mercury ♪ ♪ Is the size of your penis ♪ - So tiny. - You want one girl? - Yeah. ♪ Dice and flame, light in the rain ♪ ♪ Lost a little, found his name ♪ ♪ No fame, but he still came ♪ ♪ Hard on fire, we all call him ♪ ♪ Dax Flame ♪ ♪ That's my name ♪ - Yeah, that was thinking there, that's great. (clapping) - Would it promote anything, Taxi? - I'm gonna be on bad friends tomorrow, I think. (laughing) - Show's. - How about Instagram, TikTok? - Oh, you got it. - Follow me on, like, Dax Flame, most places. - Okay. - YouTube, what's happening on your YouTube's? - Same stuff. - How many followers do you have? One point, what, three, holy moly? Rise, rise, rise. (laughing) - Who's rising? Raise your hand, you're rising. - Thank you. - What a beautiful moment. What a beautiful time. Thank you, man. - Oh, I think I'm gonna go on your podcast later. Yeah. Check that out. - That fish? - Yes, on your podcast today. - Yeah, thanks, dude. Anyway, give them a round of applause. Water, I've learned some little, I learned some. (upbeat music)