David's Marriage Pact

what's up guys welcome back to views the podcast is back this time with a brand-new attitude because Natalie's here and Jason and Dave and Ilya that's about a question yeah whatever happened to the video podcast oh my god we don't talk about that fuck that get this guy out of here yeah a fucking you saying man no fucking do video podcasts around here you don't want to do it Jay I don't want to do it man it's so dumb please Jake money Jake can we please do it but no no I'm not doing it you don't know you don't know what it will be like it'll be so different okay I call Natalie a bitch people be able to see that it actually hurts her all right guys so I wanted to start with somebody that wrote in this was a good question hey Jason oh I just posted a new vlog so go check that out yeah I'm gonna say I posted a new transformation and Natalie posted 17 new TikToks on a yacht I just watched her reel from Khan it was amazing really I thought we should review it today and just maybe play it who edits them my sister pretty good really yeah beautiful shots beautiful you watch as every single one your fan aren't I watch them just with fits of rage I'm like when did she shoot this shit like today she was late to podcast and I know she was filming I get ready with me no hey 1,000% was on four different zoom calls this meeting yeah yeah yeah I had a val concern the other day about you know really what what was it about yeah well I was like I mean I mean it's in the most loving way possible I love that I love I'm sorry that's how that's how I got into the zealot transformation because Joe Bulp is called me and he goes hey can I say something and I mean the slide of the kind of semi-on-heart and then he sends me a screenshot of me on FaceTime oh yeah the picture of my chin I was like holy fuck I go fire well I'm not gonna call Natalie fat here that's not me well it looks I scared straight right now with that right actually not he's actually not anyways one are you gonna get a boyfriend because like I was thinking about like you're 30 you know this is actually arguably worse and I'm just like a little bit concerned you're concerned for me yeah you know I was actually thinking we were at this like conference or whatever yesterday and there was a lot of like a lot of wealthy people in this room and I was looking at all of them and I was like I would rather I think just I don't even like care to get to know somebody what why I'm really rubbing off on her so much it's really weird yeah it's really yeah it just takes a lot of same some weird David shit right now it's about a lot of energy no because you don't like going places you like staying at home no I'm not saying it in the same if I found somebody like if I just don't think that I just it's gonna be so fucking hard to find somebody that's gonna like connect in my well that's why you have to start now because I was thinking about it like you if you're gonna have kids right you have to have them before like you're 35 36 at my my because their eggs dry up bro but she can freeze them I could freeze my legs yeah no six minutes ago it's like 20 to 20 but granted it was how long is that last though like how long do your frozen eggs last I didn't go good amount of time I think forever yeah I don't I don't know from not a fucking doctor do you think Walt Disney could have sold his eyes on eggs yeah who just got pregnant which I was like whoa what the fuck and half way yeah wait why she has like 30 she's like 45 yeah yeah bro I don't know why that's crazy you know like being pregnant 45 is crazy I guess I don't really know like when pregnancies happen I'm Jay and you're talking really softly or am I like dying yeah this is the most chill because we're all sitting over here just like Natalie you know I definitely have like 10 years but it's okay I feel I let me talk about this we were at this event we're talking about myself no no I wanted I wanted to so I've been getting my backhand and pickle balls been getting way sharper oh yes I love when you talk about pickle ball no I'm actually I'm coming to your aid here we were in event with a bunch of billionaires yeah last night and it was just really sure I've never been to anything like this can we talk about where it is what it is yeah of course it was at Sundance okay and basically all these people come up we flew in for the day for this thing you go up on stage and you pitch your movie to like 60 70 80 billionaires yeah you have to pay to participate in this function right but you're getting access to a room of billionaires that that fund entertainment project were you pitching a movie we're helping a friend to show wow so so we were there and like a big director that you've heard of would be like I want to work on the small project that's very dear to my heart it's about let's say my daughter whatever and he'd be like I need five million dollars I haven't raised from anybody and you could be the sole owner of the show if you write the check five million dollars today which is like so crazy because like I'm terrified of raising money like I and when Ali's like we're raising money for this like ask some friends I'm like I don't want to ask anybody like I feel like you're like pitching and pitching and hauling people into it and I feel really bad but like this was I've never witnessed this it was like I'm asking five million like it was like I don't know it wasn't even it wasn't even like a shark tank vibe it was just like here it is take it or leave it yeah like this presentations like 10 15 minutes yeah video or just talk some of them like some of them had like some of them had actors like notable actors that you would know that are already attached to the project well with like coming on zoom coming on big I this is why we want to do this together and then and it would be interesting because there'd be like so some guy like really wanted to bring this woman's books to life yeah like that she wrote like 40 years ago or something and he'd show all the books and he'd read a synopsis of the books and then he'd be like I want to turn these into films and I need 30 million dollars to make it work and what the fuck it's kind of crazy like I get products yeah but like movies and shows and stuff like that was like so bizarre for me to watch why why is that bizarre I don't know I guess the people the rooms he's pitching it to are also like so rich we're like they're they're kind of down to like was it like a bidding process it was a kind of like no it's like it's like come see me at lunch yeah like if if if if I was a billionaire and I saw you on stage and you're like I want to make a movie about Steely Dan no totally I'd be like I'm down you know they mean like let's fucking go how much do you need no I don't know I totally get it it was just a very instant experience but there was one guy that I thought I really liked the guy actually we went to go pitch the pitch is sure for yeah that's like the perfect guy for you yeah yeah I know same age no he's he's married with kids he's married with kids he's he's so charming and so nice yeah that I was like damn now they found a guy like this would be game over yeah for sure but that is like so hard to find people like that why why what was like special he was really good looking like but he was like he was like dad energy but still and she's like I think he's 40 but very handsome like you gave a 40 year old if he look like I got yeah yeah and he was very driven but like not in a obnoxious way at all yeah not annoying he's he's made great money and he's like very passion and very motivated very driven very successful but not like in your face not like show booty with it just like you wouldn't be able to tell yeah he's very nice but wait why what you didn't like anybody else there what was freaking you out about everyone well it's just like well because I think for like I don't know I just I meant rank 30 and yes I do want a family and I do want kids so that is like at the back of my mind right but at the same time I'm like I don't think that I want that at the expense of like my happiness so if I don't find somebody like super soon to have kids then like so be it you may be all fucking adopt adopt I love to adopt really I always want to adopt it's like very nice of you but you don't want your own no I do I do I do I kind of get like I kind of have like get two of your own and then adopt no for sure that would be like the dream scenario but like honestly whatever happens happens like I'm not I'm not that stressed about wait how would your girlfriend know 26 okay so maybe she's having the same thoughts and maybe she wants a kid from you no object is he really what have you you you bastard I gotta go I gotta train mechi it's my time you don't think she wants kids right now definitely not I know she's going to business school right now okay when does she say that she wants to have kids when do you plan on having kids I don't know like 34 35 then you think you're gonna have kids in four years maybe I don't want to have kids too late he's got it all planned and figured out I definitely don't dude he's so funny I hope you guys aren't just looking at billionaires do you guys know that Ilya has gained no no definitely not and that that was my actually my like genuine realization in that room because I feel like a lot of times it's like okay yeah I like when I mean that's the thing is like you're a person yeah you will find yeah because it feels like my money does not always work the time for me because I can listen to this podcast that's the thing about this is like you know and you know it is it's a it's a it's a it's a listen to one there's a big pattern and it's not that I need to just generally spend less time with the girl the Brazilian swimsuit model said about David they may have beat us what would she say no I do worry that you are rubbing off on me you know when we are in can I was talking to like some of my colleagues or whatever and they were like my colleagues my guy you're so boring I'm not rubbing off on you enough I was talking because they're like business friends and they were like colleagues What's wrong with call was just because she put post Instagram reels from her can yeah, and then she goes my colleagues I have why can't I have both why can't I be multifaceted why can't I be a woman a social media girl Or do you want to be a business woman decide right now? Wait. I'm literally I'm both. It's funny because David means it It took was so interesting really today. Did you see it? It's great. Did you watch it genuinely? I told you earlier that I was watching it with rage, but that's not true I actually passed by him at a lightning speed. You should watch it. You should watch the intro at least I mean, let's watch it right now. No. Jay. This isn't a video. I hate when people do that people pull up video What's it the audio is funny enough? I don't think you need to find anybody just stick with me I don't want it. I don't want to stick with it I genuinely am I'm just saying this to be funny. I really do think you guys have a chance to end up together I know you don't think that. I know you don't think that if you ask there's like 10% of me that thinks that still That's what my mom says. Well, that's fine 10% it's like valid because at the end of the day There's a high chance that neither of you will find anybody you think and then that's never like a concern for me like Oh, I want to get now. I have to get married somebody and by the way Olivia Jade and I have a pack that if no one's married up by the age of 34 babe She's gonna get wiped up real quick. Don't be a Jade. It's gonna be gone That's really like you made a marriage factor. It's crazy. No, she's signing. We made that pack for a reason Yeah, she's like I just don't fucking way. I'll put pressure on herself to put pressure on herself. Yeah. Yeah, I need to be married by 34 No, listen, sorry. I hate to I hate to break it to you. I gotta go to Dalbrax Okay, so I got an email Maybe Jason got it, but he he sent it to me. He said my name is Nathan from Australia I just watched David's new vlog and I was wondering what the thought process was for having the big reveal of the kiss Be the thumbnail and title and not save it as a secret till the end of the vlog I thought be a fun question because I can only assume David's reasoning would be in typical David fashion unreasonable It's fucked up Actually, there isn't much Well, let me talk about I kiss Georgia in my new video. Ilya remember when you watched that part you looked at me weird Yeah, yeah, you couldn't believe it. I kissed a girl. Well, I couldn't believe you kissed a girl left it in Yeah, yeah, I guess I Was like that's kind of strange. I was like what's the big deal and I'm also like what's the big deal You're the most secret about your like intimacy. Yeah, bro. You're fucking weird, man Well, that's why I'm kind of like that's why I'm kind of like not like I don't really care about that I was weird about that when I was like 2324, but like I'm 30 now It's like makeup ages like 2324 brother was you're like still doing lies At that point, no, I wasn't basically no, I was I was literally single at like the 23. I was single I was single But I don't know. I just feel like whatever. I don't think it's a big deal. I don't think it's a big deal here But just answer your question. I changed the color over here. What I don't think it's a big deal at all I just think that it was like it's just shocking video. What did you say well in the thumbnail? I changed the color of Georgia's hair Mm-hmm, so you don't know it was her. I thought the kiss would be a good clickbait, but I just I had to change the color over here Because I didn't want people to assume it was Georgia. I want it to look like either Natalie or Cindy was a good clickbait Yeah, it's working. It's unfortunate because it's working really well, and I think it's like our top Possible thumbnail. It's like now. It's kind of downhill from here, right? It's like what else could be do unless I actually make out Natalie That's the next step. What a treat for me. I have something to say about yesterday's video. Yeah Well, the day before you were like Katastorizing everything we watched the video. I love that word. I told you it was good Not good neon sign that says Katastor. Yeah, you well you should get a neon sign That because that is you brother you have a sickness, and that is Katastorizing So you sat there and you were like this video is not fucking good What the fuck was gonna be another two weeks? It's gonna be another two weeks before we get this video live, and I was like it's good It's good you just gotta mix them at it's blah blah blah. So I left here like man Dave's in the shit, and then fucking yesterday I see you in a fucking over black like what's up guys new video. Hey, plus it fucking 18 hours later 12 hours later So you fucking you you just made it like you make it so miserable for you for Natalie for everyone around you For Natalie and and it's just unnecessary like I mean like the video's great. Yeah, for sure Can I tell you what happened? Sure, so I was editing and then I was done I was just like I don't want to look at this video anymore, and then they stopped looking at it Okay, yeah people really really love this one. Yeah, it's great, which was weird because I didn't like it I thought it was three vlogs in one. It didn't make sense. I Didn't like how it was formatted. I was it the whole thing was also tainted because I lost the pickleball tournament Right, well that was the thing that was the root of all the problems is that you lost and therefore everything else I think I think you're ruined the video for me completely. I will I will never watch that video again That's so crazy that you think that way because it was a doubles tournament brother. There's a doubles I know you can't blame yourself for I'm having also not gonna blame Jamie Foss. You can't you can't you can't I'm saying like you just you lost as a team You lose like solely How did you lose that game though? Nice Jay we had to bring it back on like what happened? You'd be depressed for the night four days Yeah, I was in Canada people like how did you turn them and go? Shot I was shocked that they beat you. I think it was crazy. They were good Well, the other great the other guy was really good. What was more? Yes, what was more shocking is it was a game up to 15 every point counted So like it's that you don't just want to point on yourself and we were down 13 to 4 yeah, which was crazy and then we came back 13 13 yes, then we tied up again at 14 14 tied up again at 15 15 And then we were up 16 15 win by two and Then they once 16 16 and then they won 17 16 so we had match point everything, but it was just like they won 17 16 16 we won yeah, sorry 16 we won yeah, wow we came back And it was like it was primed it was ready for the vlog. It was like this great comeback and then I lost it And it was I was more upset that I fucked up the vlog obviously than anything and I was like I we how do we edit this? And then ever since then I was just like I don't want to watch this video, but people really really love this last vlog Yeah, I was like I was going through the comments and they were like this is maybe the best one Yeah, which I was pretty surprised about but but maybe I have actually no idea what a good one makes a good vlog anymore So I'm just gonna fuck off and just have them edited and then I'll be like yeah, go for it. That's never gonna happen brother The last podcast you mentioned you were frozen in time. Yeah, and I kept thinking about that Like why are you frozen in time? Well, I think anything very young guy. I think any but I don't think it's a bad thing. You don't all right love it Guys, what do you think? I don't know, is that a good thing? Well, I think like a lot of um Like you'll watch like how a lot of like Disney stars interact or like a lot of people that like started their started their public careers early I think are frozen in that thing that people fell in love with right because I think like in the back of their head Yeah, like it's keeping them there because it's like people like this Yes, we gotta be started. This is my job. So I think a lot of Disney stars Kind of how that's a mindset and I don't know It's hard to tell of whether or not I would be a different person if I had a job in finance I just don't think that that that would ever happen. I think I was doomed and destined to be frozen in time and I'm lucky that I found the job We're frozen in time benefits me. So yes, I still love Buzz Lightyear I still cry at Toy Story and I and I still want to watch how to trade your dragon No, no, no, that's fine. You want to you want to like things that you like to a kid That's fine. That's not what I'm talking about. We were talking about Something the other day how you operate in life and you said I'm frozen in time and And those are the things that I think you should look at and change. Yeah, check it out. Okay Awesome. When can you get back to me? Oh, when do you want? How's how's like later tonight? Maybe we'll get together No, for sure for a couple hours. Well amazing. How's 1030? I'm watching Supergirl at 10 p.m. You are yeah, we had to move it You know what's funny, right? I walked into this podcast at the beginning and I turned to Jason and I just mouth I've I hate him and referenced you and Because I you're annoying me and and it's funny because I know that he comes in here and he does the podcast every day Right and he and because his his what he said back to me I said I hate him and he goes he's the worst No, I said he's rough. He's rough And I thought that was so funny because for me like obviously our friendship Has gone on for so long and like whatever but for him like It's funny the difference in our relationship like yes You can have the same frustrations as I do with him. Yeah, but like you come in and you do the podcast You sit down and you do the thing you carry on with your day, but like for me There's like so much emotional volatility that's like involved Okay, what's what is this the tech David day? You can I was trying to help you you can hate him, but you can get away You are stuck here. I'm true. Yeah, I'm sure What's really what I'm trying to say, but I guess that might actually Consciously be my point. So thank you, Robin, so you jealous that Jason gets to leave at the end of these boxes - I should the day if you want. - You know what was so funny? I was trying to convince Iliant to come with me to houses ha ha twice. Oh, I was trying to convince him to come with me to the Hamptons. - I need to start over. - No, the ha ha twice is I'm referring to the text message that I sent. He ha ha did, and I ha ha ha did, 'cause I thought it was funny, even though I sent it, which is kind of weird. - Okay. - I said, he's like, is it just you and Nat going? And I said, yeah, Jonah and George are also going to the Hamptons. I said, but everyone's gonna be there 'cause Michael Rubin is having a white party and Taylor's was sweating. And then before he responds, I go, I'm not invited to those, but I'm just saying that's why people aren't down. (laughing) But it was like a really funny, like, David way to conceptualize. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's like, this cool thing's happening. - Yeah, I have nothing to do with it. - Let me dazzle him with it. - It's a offense. - Yeah, I was telling Iliant, the possibilities of what could happen at the Hamptons. But yeah, it's like, should we cut over to Steve Will do it news? - Sure. - He's making a lot of money right now. - Really? - Yeah, he's been betting, he bet $2 million dollars on Mexico to beat Ecuador in the World Cup. - That was yesterday, right? - Yeah, only to win a million dollars. - Wow. - You understand how much money that is, Jay? Jay's really worried about Steve Will do it. - Really? - You know what? Yeah. - You know what, yeah, I am. - Yeah. - I worry about him. - Jay doesn't think he'll end well. - I, I don't, and I'm surprised that you're saying that publicly on this podcast. But I'll be real and I'll say that. - Well, that's a very good deal. - Yeah, here's a deal. - He's a gambler. - He's a gambler, sorry. I think that's a very good deal. - Listen, he's always so sweet to me. I really like him. I don't want his content, but anyone who operates like that is going to get a like a like, oh, I don't know, man. Like I don't want, I don't want it to end well for Steve, but I worry that you don't want it to end well for Steve. - I don't want it to end poorly for Steve. Obviously, I want him to win and win and win and win. - Hey, you're worried about him. Like a mother would be. - Yeah, like a mother. And for somebody that's been around a long time and seen the ebbs and flows of celebrity and someone who-- - But I think he's so-- - But I think he's really good at operating the chaos. I agree with you. There's something to be worried about there, but I think he's pretty tight with these like casinos. - Yeah. - That like, he does lose big, but he also bets big. And I think that like will like forever be a thing. - Right. - I mean, that mentality is exactly why he's in the position that he's in. - I don't know why I said that like, it was like-- - Like, that's the surefire way there. - Don't worry. I know he's losing big. But he's also betting big. - I don't know why I said that. - I don't think that he'll necessarily like lose all his money, but I think that, you know, that kind of lifestyle will, I don't know, it'll catch up with you or he'll become disillusioned with it or something. I don't know. I just don't like it. Or he'll get robbed or-- - That's what I worry about. - I think he just lives a completely, he's on a completely different track than the rest of us. - Okay. - He's living fast. - Yeah. - Okay. - I think Togi and Steve will do it. Have the most one of one videos on YouTube I've ever seen in my life. Every time I click into those videos, I mean, that, do you not agree with this? It is, it's very, I've never seen anything like it, like, it's very, very special. - I mean, they're, special is an interesting way to describe it. - I mean, it's for guys, not, I mean, I know what Dave's saying. - In a world, I like watching Togi and Mr. Beast. - But it's not the way I'm doing that. - David Dobers, vloggers, everything. That is a very specific kind of video. And it is the one thing I'm always tuning into. I can't help it. I can't help it. - Yes, it is a great. - It's so interesting. His giveaway winners for his videos, he gives away money. - Yeah. - He's got them on payment plans. (laughs) There's like 10, every video, he goes away at $50,000, and he's got like 10 people that he's paying monthly, because he can't pay them all off right now. Now he can, because he's been winning, he's won like $3 million dollars his whole World Cup season. - Yeah. - But, oh, I just want to come clean that yesterday when you smell that awful thing in Ilya's room, I had taken a shit. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - I was so embarrassed. And then you brought Tay and, once you brought Tay and I'm like, I can't, I can't say anything. - Oh my God. - That's crazy, that's why you didn't want to do the pot up in that room to begin with. - No, I didn't care. I was fine with the smell. - Oh my God. That's what you kept saying. He was like, the smell is fine. - Yeah, so we moved the podcast equipment from the movie room. Also, you moved it for no reason. - Well, I did. I was going to record it there till I smelled it. So, because I was supposed to edit the vlog in here, so I was like, can we move the stuff because our editors are coming in, so I want them to work here. And we moved the stuff to Ilya's old room, Jason did. And then I walked in and I was like, is there a fucking leak here? Like what's going on? Yeah, somebody's going on, I genuinely thought it was dangerous, I was like, we should get it tested. - Oh my God. - And then I was like, Taylor walking in or do you smell this? And she goes, oh my God. Oh my God. And then Jason walks in and he goes, this is crazy that you would say this, no, it's your own feces. You walked in there and you're like, it's not that bad, let's just record in here. - Yeah. - I knew it was bad. That's fucking crazy. - I'm sorry. - That's crazy. - I'm sorry. - You blew up the spot. We're going to do the pot. - I was setting up the pod and once I ran up the stairs I was like, uh oh, got to go. - Oh my God. - I got to get to it. - No, don't tell Taylor. - Taylor, no don't tell her, don't tell her. - Hey, come here, grab a micro quick. - Oh my God. - That's frugal. - She's got, she has. - She has. - She's got enough on her plate. - She has the right to know. She has the right to know. Take, can you grab the mic? - Oh, I don't know. She's got a sandwich. - I don't know if I'm in the mood for the sandwich. Take, can you, say I know, can you grab the, can you grab the mic? - This looks fucking incredible. - Hey, do you know what we just found out? - What? - The smell in the podcast for me yesterday was Jason. Jason? - I'm really sorry. - Took a shit. - Oh, and you didn't admit it? - No. - Because you were there and I was really embarrassed. I'm so sorry. It was just David. I would have been like, I took a shit. I'm so sorry. - Oh, we thought something died. - You didn't like hire someone to come in and- - No, I just opened the window and then I was like, oh, I guess everything's fine. I thought I was honestly the trash. - No, not only that, but I remember as I was walking out, I was leaving, I was like, "Tay, please go find out where that smell's coming from." So I said poor Taylor to go sniff around the room to see where it's coming from. - Yeah. - The worst part, not you didn't, and just opened the- - I thought it was something in the closet, like someone threw a banana peel in the closet. - Yeah, something through the closet. - What I thought it was like a mouse behind the wall dead or something? What I felt really bad about Tay was how aggressive he gets in those moments. - Uh-huh. - He's like, "Tay, what the- - Like figure out. - What the hell? The smell! What the heck's going on? "Tay, you gotta take care of that, Tay." And then I felt bad and I was like, "Oh no." - I got to take care of that. - It's funny for someone that has not that much energy. You find it. You find it in moments like that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Really? - Yeah, like you're so low-key. Like all day long you're on your phone, you're chilling whatever, but then when there's something- - Well, it's just kind of fun. It's like a piece of the house. - It's his house. He loves this house. - There's something. Well, I also love that room. It's like a brand new room. Reggie just designed it. - No, I'm sorry. - Thank you, it's fucking fun. - It is beautiful. Did you know what happened? - No. - Reggie designed the room. - Oh my God. - I put $3,000 into it for him to design it, which is a great, a steal for what he did. He made it look like the addition. It's very beautiful. Four days later, takes a guy in there and fucks up. (laughing) - That's almost pretty awesome. That should bring me back to zero, right? - And you press the next while watching your vlogs, right? - What? - What? - Well, that's Reggie's work. - I've had sex while I've never had sex while watching. - You never put your vlogs on while you're having sex? - Wait, why? - Why would you do that? - You never put the pod on while you're having sex? - What kind of weird shit are you doing? - Do you listen to your vlogs? - You were watching your daily vlogs while having sex? - Yeah, of course. I got it on the big screen. - Wait, why did you say that so casually? - I'm joking. That's like a common joke. - I put my music on while I have sex. - Yeah, with musicians, I guess, but that's crazy. - I thought you'd go. Ha, ha, ha. (laughing) - I find that repulsive. - You never put your vlogs on while you're jacking off. - That's different. - No, no, no, I've never actually, I've never ever, ever. - I wouldn't think you would. - I've never put my vlogs on, no. It's not like if you're like hooking up with like Johnny Depp and you turn on Pirates of the Caribbean. - Yeah. - That's fucking. (laughing) Like I blow Johnny Depp and watch Pirates of the Caribbean. - Okay, so I'm watching TikTok the other night, and I see a clip of Aiden Ross, right? And he's talking about GTA VI. He's talking about how he's gonna have his own server in GTA VI. And then he's like, I'm gonna make millionaire as people are gonna be able to buy real estate, sell coffee. And then he goes, he goes, you're gonna be a millionaire. But if I go up in the game and I kill you, I take it all away. Is that truth? - No. - Oh. - Yeah, I don't think so. - No. - So how does that, it's not true at all? - Well, no, he was saying that, and that's the way that he wants to have his own like map or server or something that functions in that way. - How do you know this? - Well, 'cause Jason sends us these reels for us to conversate on it. - But how do you know that this is what he means? - Well, 'cause that's what he said in the TikTok. - See, that's crazy. - You could respond to some of the things I sent. That would be really cool, you know. - I don't know what chat you're sending it in. - It's the David and Natalie chat. (laughing) - It's the David's phone. - Shout out to three of us. It's not even like there's a lot of people in there. - That's crazy. - I don't think you've responded in there. - Ever. - Ever. - Wait, I actually-- - Why don't you respond? - I don't know. Maybe I'm just saving it for the podcast. I don't like group chats on Instagram. - It's not on Instagram, brother. - Oh. - It's in the text. - I know you don't. - Look at the one on Instagram. I don't even send stuff. - Oh. - Wait, but I think that-- So go ahead. - Wait, I love that. - Someone explained it to me. - I love that idea. - Yeah, it would be cool. He wants to make his own server within GTA. So you can go play in like Aiden's world, essentially. - Does it look different than the other GTA? - I don't think so. It's the same thing. - Holy shit, that's crazy. - But I don't know if it's even possible. He's just saying that that's what he wants to do. But I don't think he knows if that's possible. - And so how does-- Let's say I go on Aiden's server and I can buy a piece of land in there. - I don't think it's possible though. - I don't think it's coffee in there. Like I can sell digital coffee. - People are saying that that's like their hope in theory, but nobody actually knows yet. - I mean a better question is all I hear is, GTA 6 is gonna make millionaires. - GTA 6 is gonna make millionaires. - No, that's for sure. - What's that? - Is that just streaming it? - No, no, no. I think it's like in-game, like Roblox people, people that create games and servers and maps on Roblox are millionaires. - Oh, so it's like your own, some people create things inside GTA that will make you money. Or people also think that you can literally have jobs in GTA. - Right. - Like you'll have ASAP Rocky come perform. And ASAP Rocky will make on a grand. The people running the concert will make money. - I thought it was gonna be like an actual marketplace where you could sell things within the game too. - No, that too. But I mean, I don't know enough about it to talk about it, but I don't think you could kill somebody and take their money 'cause there's not real repercussions for that, but you're stealing a real money. Does that make sense? - Like why would they allow for that? - Yeah, like why would they allow, like I would just, like I would go in there, find the richest guy, kill him, take the money, pull it out of my bank account and kill the game. - Yeah. - So it just like doesn't make any sense. - But if the game is designed that way, where if you kill someone, you get all their coins or whatever. - Yeah, but if it's real money, it's not real money. It's coins. - Oh. - But he was insinuating, like it was real money. - It was real money. - Like real money. - Well the coins changed money. - Okay, so why are you even saying coins? Listen, he doesn't know what he's saying. - I'm just trying to ask about something. I think it's a really cool topic. - It's real money, Jay. - No, I get it, I understand that it's real money, but like, I don't know, I could see that happening. - How? I come in the game, you're a fucking millionaire. - If you choose to be in that server, you're in a high risk situation and it's like, yeah, I could lose everything. - What's the, what's the, what are the benefits of being in that server? - Well, because you can get a million bucks. - Maybe because you can get, I mean. - Oh, okay, the only way I would see that working is if it was like, okay, so when you originally said that, I imagine like a place that feels like the real world, right? - The TV show. - No, that feels like what Earth is. Like everyone's living in harmony and then there are some bad people that are like robbing, right? But that's not it. - But isn't that the whole thing with GTA as you rob people? - No, 'cause you could like live life like a normal person, have a business and like be like a nice guy. But I think this version of it would be like, everyone's killing each other. That's cool. - Right. - If everyone's on the same page, then that's holy crap. - Yeah, that's what I think it is. - Oh, so that's just gambling. Oh, okay, okay. I thought it was like, you have your millionaires, you have your baristas that are making $10 an hour and then you come and you shoot the barista and you've just taken 20,000 hours that he's made but that's the last four months. - Yeah. - Oh, no, no, no. If it's like, you buy into the server. - Yeah. - It costs $100 to buy in. - Yeah. - And the more kills you get, the more money you get. - Yeah. - That's fucking sick. - I think that's what he means. - Okay, then I think that's like a brilliant idea. - Hey, did you know they have female Uber drivers? - Like, it's an option, right? - Yeah, you can request. - Yeah. - So for the-- - For how you said that. - Huh? (laughs) You know, they're letting women drive on Uber. (laughs) - Well, my friend who has a daughter too was like, yeah, we always have her take of a female Uber and I was like, you know, you can request that. - Yeah, that's incredible. - And he was like, yeah, 'cause you know, women are better in every single way. And I said, yeah, everything except driving. (laughs) - That's really, not do you have something to say, please. - No, I mean, I don't entirely disagree most of the time, so. - That's really fun. - I actually have heard you talk shit about women. - You like women. - And it comes to stereotypes about anything in particular for driving, like, they're all accurate. Women, other people. (laughs) - Two. - Ah! - Like, it's just, without fail, every time I almost get into an accident is, it is with one of the minorities that are not crazy at driving. - My sister's a great driver. - Well, you're also one of the minorities. - I know, I know. - Yeah, you're a good driver. - No, I am a good driver. - I actually think I'm a-- - All women, but me. - No, no, I, there's definitely scenarios where I'm like, oh, and I fuck, I, you know, cut someone off, whatever, and they probably see me drive by and they're like, Goddamn, that woman. - Dave, Dave calls an uber later today. He requests a woman driver. (laughs) - I just feel safer. (laughs) - Listen, guys, I think it's time for me to go. - Wait. - You have something to say to me? - Have you noticed anything different about me, like, the way that I am now, as opposed to like six months ago? - Oh, yes, yes, yes. - Really? - But that's not a bad thing that you've been eating more. I feel like it a lot. - Oh, but. - Thank you, my skin, I have been on a new acne dish. - Your hair is darker. - No, no, my hair is also darker. (laughs) - Fuck. - Okay. - You go home a cry every night. Yes, I do go home a cry every night. - That is not happening as well. - But that's not it. - Your nose is less crooked. - Is it? - No. - Fuck. (laughs) - No, no. - You're being even more of a bitch. - No. (laughs) - No, I have given up weed. - Oh, good. Thank God. It's the worst. - Well, I still love it. Like, I will have some-- - You've given up weed. - Yeah, like, I used to like-- - Every night. - Every night. I used to smoke to go to bed every single night. That was probably for like a couple months that I was doing that. And it's funny because, obviously you guys never saw me. Like, I would just go to bed or whatever. But like, I feel like so many people, or maybe it was on my four-year page or ever, you would get all, I would get all these TikToks about like how like, you know, weed is the, it demotivates you, whatever. I didn't really feel like it was affecting my like day-to-day that much, but I'm curious, I haven't, I don't like, I haven't smoked weed in probably like a month or two months. - Why'd you stop? - Honestly, we just got busy. - Oh, it's been one or two months. - Yeah, really? - Oh, you're asking us to see if we've noticed the difference? - Yeah. In my energy or my productivity? - Um, I don't know about the productivity. I feel like we're kind of stagnant. (laughs) - Say that. I don't know, I don't know. Do you feel like you've changed? - No, and I'm just curious from an outside perspective, you guys like, notice anything. - You seem more. - Just throw me a compliment, you know? - I guess you seem, I guess you seem pretty alive lately. - I would, I could see that argument. - We don't have to like, we don't have to like, pull over to our teeth there. - I mean, I guess like, I think, yeah. (laughs) - Your eyes are nice, Sarah. - Thank you. - I like to think about it if you're like, looking the right direction. - What about you, when's the last time you smoke weed? - Um, I haven't smoked in like, four months. - Oh, we hate smoking weed. - I love it. - I think it's just like, are you gonna go back? - Yeah, probably double. - I like smoking weed as a teenager. That's when you do it. (laughs) - Like, that's the best. - Great transition to high school, here we go. (laughs) - Oh my god. - There's no better feeling. - Wait, there's no better feeling than like, - Being a whole lot, I like, shut the fuck up. There's no better feeling than being in a parking lot, waiting for your dealer to come. - No. - And cops in Vernon Hills, especially in my hometown, that I love dearly. Like, any sort of meetup at night, they're fucking bustin', you flashlights in the car, everything. - Really? - So like, it does feel like you're in fuckin' the middle of North Korea. And you're, I don't know. - It's changing a color of TV. I don't know what is bad there. - Yeah. - But, it's the best feeling when you get that gram of weed and you change it for 20 bucks, and then you're rolling it up, you're putting them in the grinder, and you have the little key left. It really is incredible. It's putting it right on them. And then, what's so good about smoking when you're younger is you can eat anything. So that's what changes the weed game completely. - Yeah, but that's also like the best. - And you can't eat everything because you don't have money yet. So you have, like, you have $5 after the weed. (laughs) And you ration it and you buy Taco Bell. And that's a lot for you, $5, 'cause you're really splurging on Taco Bell. And you're eating like a king. And like, blessed me, I've done well. I'm very lucky. Like, now when I smoke weed, Dordash is dangerous, 'cause anything can come. - That's best part, it's the best part. - No, no, no, no, no, because I have the ability [BLANK_AUDIO] order 10x what I was ordering as a kid and it's dangerous. It's so incredibly dangerous. It's so fun. And I used to, when I used to smoke weed, I used to order like a fruit platter, but I would fucking destroy the fruit platter where that wasn't even healthy. Like the whole bag of grapes would be gone. Oranges would be gone. Clementines couldn't come anywhere near me. So yeah, that's why I give it up. Why does it do that? Why don't they make weed that doesn't make you so hungry? I don't know what it is. Do they have weed like that? I don't think so. All weed just makes you ravenous. One of the best nights here was all our hometown friends were over and we all got high. Oh my God. What happened? There was a SpaceX rocket launch. Like at the same time. No way. Yeah. And like right over the pickleball court. And like now, now we could see the SpaceX launches like all the time for my house. That was the first one I thought I think we saw ever. And I was, we were on the pickleball court, we're all playing. We were all so high where we could like barely look really high. Yeah. Because we don't get high a lot. So when we do, I'm always like, we got to fucking go all the way. I go down to this. Even if we have weed, I'm like, I'm going out of the store. I spend a couple hundred dollars and I get the best highest THC level weed possibly can find. And I'm like, everyone gets their own blood. Everyone's like, we don't need our own blood. Everybody gets their own blood and look so much cooler. So I pass it out. We're all smoking. Get really high. And then I look in the sky. And I'm like, what the fuck? I don't know if it was me or somebody else saw it. But I know the first person was definitely like had to question it for at least two seconds, being like, yeah, that's a rocket. Probably one of the coolest things to see when you're high in the sky are pretty small. It was huge. It just like the thing, everything was departing and breaking off right over here. It was like Haley's comment out of like a movie. Yeah. It looks like how they portray comments in movies. You could see it like breaking the barrier of sound or light or whatever the hell is doing up there. It's going fast. Oh, so fast. So fast. Wow. Really? Tell me more. That was the best. And then what happened? It was really loud too. We can hear it all right from here. Yeah. And we heard like Bishop control. And then John pulled it up on his phone, which is double fun because now you can hear the mission control talking about it. Yeah. So then you're getting the live updates. You're the breaking off, breaking off red night or red night or whatever they say. Santa Bernie. You know, we have a problem. Actually, I don't know what they'll watch from. What are you doing this weekend? What the fuck? That's it. You're not doing it more about my my life as a child. It's the 250th anniversary of America. Is it really? Yeah. Good girl. 250 is a big special of Orthodox life. Wow. We got to do something good. I really do love this place. It's great. This house. No, I don't know. Well, obviously that. But like the United States, it really is great. Like we have our problems, big problems. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I think that comes with being so great. I don't know if that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe being so big. But we are really like it is really like, you know, yeah. Got a lot of problems. Yes. But like we're very, very, very, and I could do probably ten more various fortunate to be living here. This World Cup has also really changed. We have ranch. We have ranch. We have ranch. We have ranch. We have ranch. We have chilies, which is big. Oh, there goes Jason's phone. So Jason, you know what's louder than your ringtone? What? Is when you slap your phone, trying to turn it on. That's what's louder. That's what actually is more distracting. Yes, Terry was watching the vlog. Yeah. And I really like when everyone's quiet watching the vlog. Jason's phone started ringing fucking slaps his phone like five times. I don't even think he knows how to turn off the ring. He just starts hitting it. And then when he's done hitting it, his laptop starts making noise same thing. It's like, it's like a little band of Apple products and Jason conducting it by slapping all of it. But there it is. It's so loud. I'm just like, why is that the ringer? It feels like I was just put in the game, Tron. Like it feels like I was just moved into the video game. Hey, am I right today? I don't know. I'm finishing the podcast now. Charlie, we want to talk to you. We can't. Jason can't be paid for any more of the ubers. He's over you. I'll leave now and I'll come get you. Okay. I'll be there. Charlie, who's your favorite on the podcast? Out of us three. Me, Natalie and Jay. Say me. Who's your favorite? Natalie David or Jason? Alright, I'll call you later. I think she said Natalie. I think she said it too, but I guess I'll never know because it comes. Really? I'm gonna call her a female Uber. You can mad at her. You only call her male ubers from now. You take that shit back. You're never getting a female Uber gun. I don't know how to turn my ring down. That's fine. Alright, guys. That's all time we have. Jason's got to go pick up his kid. Yeah. His 29-year-old kid. Oh my god. Really? Kind of funny. She's right. Wait, how old is she? 17. She can't drive? They don't have other licenses. My kids. What's with LA kids, man? That should be the pinnacle of turning 16. I mean in LA, yeah, for sure. I mean, isn't that the best part getting your license? Yeah, driving around. I couldn't wait till I was 16. I took her to get her permit the other day. And she passed. Oh, good to go. Alright, guys. We'll see you guys for the next podcast. Let us know in the comments what you would like to see more of. Hear more about. Honestly, put topics in the comments. It's so easy for us to, we see every single comment. Whatever you say. We'll, we'll, yeah. Bye.