David's Insane Endgame Theory

What's up guys, we want back to views. We are back with another episode. It's the OG three. Wow. I'm back everybody. I know you all missed me. Natalie's back. Sorry guys. Jason is also here. I'm just gonna start us off with a fun fact. I was watching TikToks and there was this girl who posted something saying that I just figured this out that Dora the Explorer is a TV show about a video game. How interesting is that? What's the video game? Well, she's a computer game. Her name is Dora like computer Dora. It was a video game first. No, it wasn't a video game first and then some people speculate that swiper fox. No, no swiping is like Firefox and she feels like a really big. She's like in an export. No, it's not like that, Natalie. It's not like a fucking doomsday conspiracy. I think it's a big conspiracy. Although I have been getting a lot more messages saying you should talk more about Marvel. I don't know if people are kidding or if they're being here. I don't know if they're trying to be our enemies. I feel like we're trading here again. Most of the people that want this podcast dead. What do you talk about Marvel? Really? Yeah. We guys want to know. What do you think about it? Well, this is what I think is going on here. I think if you're this is my theory, this is shared with a lot of people. Doomsday is coming out, right? Right. December 14th. 18th. 18th. Dude, come on. Generally. Okay, okay. That's why you're here. Yeah, I know. It's coming out and I'm really excited about it. Robert Doddy Jr. is coming back to be in it. Yeah. Now they're saying he's playing Dr. Doom. Will you come in your pants on the night? Oh god damn it, dude. I'm getting into it. Oh god. Yes, I think I will. My little brother is also in the room listening to us to the pod. So you have to oh shit. You can't say shit like that. He's fucking. He's a little guy, dude. He's literally six seven. Yeah, six seven six seven. Okay. Anyway, sorry. Okay, let's let's let's go to the serious stuff. We don't talk about Marvel. Yeah. So Dr. Doom. He's playing Dr. Doom. Yeah. That's what it's been advertised as. I think Robert Downey. Robert Downey. Yeah. I think Killian Murphy is actually going to be playing. actually going to be playing. There we go. That's the energy. Killian Murphy's gonna be playing Dr. Doom. - And what is this based on? - Just that it doesn't really, it doesn't, in my head it doesn't really sit right. - David's heart, that's what it's based on. - That Robert Donney's playing Dr. Doom. - 'Cause he's Iron Man. - Yeah, and I think Robert Donney is going to come back as Iron Man. - You think that there's a major switch 'em up happening with Marvel, they've, they've seen a bunch of red herrings your way. - I think, listen, listen, the end of Infinity War, something big happened that none of us expected. Half of the heroes died. And I think a lot of people are like, with Doomsday and Seeker Wars, that's the same thing. That's gonna happen again. Half the heroes will die in Doomsday. And then everyone will die in Seeker Wars, whatever. No, it's, they're gonna be way more clever than that. Just like in trailers, for a lot of movies actually, they'll like replace things in the trailer, right? They'll like change people's hair color. They'll change certain characters just to make you, like just to make you lean another way. I think Marvel is so big now that it really has to be way more deceptive. - There's no way they could keep that under wraps. And what, and why Killian Murphy? - Because he is the number one fan-casted person to play Doom. He is the perfect person to play Dr. Doom. - And you think Killian Murphy just dropped everything he was doing. - I don't think, I just went and shot with Marvel and no one knew about it. And hundreds of people kept that under wraps. - Hey, why was Killian Murphy not in Odyssey, huh? Christopher Nolan's like literal, like (whistles) his baby boy. Baby boy, why? 'Cause he was fucking busy being Dr. Doom. - You think so? - Yeah, I think there's a really, really good chance. That's what's happening. - So what if you're right? What will you do? Will you celebrate? Will you run around the house with your shirt off saying, I told you so? - No, I think I'm just gonna be really excited. I'm just gonna be-- - I'm gonna see that day is gonna get a real big treat in the theater. It's gonna take his pants off, he's gonna run around naked. - Yeah, I'm gonna rub one out in the theater. - You're gonna be in the theater now, you're just gonna hear, "Ha!" I told you! - That's what's gonna happen. Is everyone around me is gonna be like, "Oh, here we go again." - Is that Dobrik? - Well, I'm gonna look at now, I'm gonna smile. Why don't Killian Murphy come home and tell you. - What did I say, John? - Told you, John. - Oh, fuck, he was right. - If it doesn't happen, I'll never reference this ever again. I'll say like-- - Oh, I'll be sure to bring it up. - When you get to Doomsday on the 18th, yeah. What's it gonna be like? Are you gonna be ordering everybody around? Are you gonna be calm? Are you gonna be a gracious on that day? Are you gonna be too nervous? So all you're like, you're gonna be like, "Yell, yeah, don't sit there, Tay, don't sit there now!" Or are you gonna be like, "Just, this is awesome." - Well, here's my problem, is Dune, not Dune. Dune is taking up all the IMAX screens. - You would think Avengers would be quite bigger than Dune. - I think so too, I don't know what the fuck is going on and like where, where that happened. Like, so kind of sucks, I don't have like a regular ritual for, 'cause now you're just seeing a regular theater, which I think is like no way to see like one of the biggest movies of all time. I don't know why Dune three got precedent over Dune's day. I don't know how they won that, I don't know how that works. - Is there's an IMAX thing? - Well, there's only certain IMAX screens in the country. - Right. - And yeah, Dune bought 'em out. You can't even see Dune's day in IMAX. - You cannot see Dune's day in IMAX. - Well, that's kind of different. - There will be, later on. - I'm sure there'll be a release later on, like a week in, where people, kind of what they do with Spider-Man, where people can go back and watch it. - I think I know why. - Why? - I think 'cause Avengers just wants to be the biggest opening of all time. - And so they've usurped going into IMAX theaters. They're just gonna fucking clean up billion dollars by Sunday. - Really? - That's what I think, yeah. - Oh yeah, there's maybe a trade off, 'cause they're both coming out at the same time. Maybe they got more theaters. Maybe they didn't get the IMAX screen, but maybe they got more rooms to play. I have no idea. - Last question. What kind of snacks will you have on the 18th? What would you have? You have Eminem's in popcorn? - Well, it's, once I get there, it's probably gonna be a lot more, yeah, it's gonna be a lot more snacking and drinking. And there's gonna be a lot of dehydration going on before. 'Cause I need to make sure I don't pee. I have a very tiny bladder. And I need to make sure there's absolutely no chance that I have to get up during doom. Or I'm gonna pee in a bottle or my diacote. - Oh, okay. - Or we're a diaper. - Yeah, probably. - What if you get a vet into the premiere? - Yeah, that's gonna be tough, because I really want to go to the premiere. - Yeah. - But I also don't like not bringing my friends. - It's kind of to watch the movie. - No, I don't know. You have to see it. You have to see it. I mean, what are the best experiences, Jay, when we saw Endgame? - Yeah, that was fun, 'cause I didn't even know what I was going into. - I didn't know what I, I didn't know what. - You saw it at the premiere? - Fuck yeah, I saw it at the premiere. - Oh, I didn't know that. - It was very like, "Hey, Jay, do you want to come to Endgame?" And I was like, "Yeah, sure, what's Endgame?" And then all of a sudden, I'm standing next to Gwyneth Valtrow. - I was like that too though. Like I wasn't at the level as I am now. Like when we were going into Endgame. And then when we, I think I was like mid-vogue. Like there's so many other things to worry about other than like movies at that time. - You saw Natalie Portman then, right? - I saw Natalie Portman found us. But we were like one of the only influencers there. Like it was really all like, family of the cast. And it was like really crazy before the movie started. All the cast lined up in front of the screen. Paul Rudd, Robert Donnie, Chris Hemsworth. Like everybody was there. - Everybody. - Yeah, it was a really, really big deal. And then that was the first time where you saw Endgame. And then I remember, I remember all I was talking about my car ride home with you was how beautiful Natalie Portman was, which is so fucking weird. Because that movie was so good. And I don't think it clicked to me until I went to go back to see it, opening night with everyone else. Like in the regular theater. And then I was there for the theater reactions and everything and that's when I was like, oh, this is going to be my personality for the next 15 years or plus. But I have other good news. I'm starting to fuck with some of the towels that I've never fucked with before. - No way, I'm serious. - Yeah, yeah, do you ever get that? Like you ever get new towels and you don't. Like when they're mixed in with the other towels, you're like, no, no, no, no. - Yeah. - That's the last towel you pick? - I only use my new towels. And then I cycle them out. Once I'm done with them after a couple of years, I get new towels and that's what I use. The other ones get donated. - Oh, really? I'm more like you Dave. I keep the old towels. - I fucking hate using new towels. Like towels, I'm so, this is so against the environment. But when I get new towels, I put them on the ground. Like it's almost like a hazing process. Like it's their freshman year. And like they don't get to touch my body for at least the first couple of months. And it's just the, it's, well, yeah, 'cause there's so much like weird little things that are on the towel that need to be washed off in like months cycling in the washer. Like they need to do their rounds. - Yeah. - It's like really? You don't want a fresh soft towel? - Absolutely not. - What's on the towel that you don't want on your body? - Just like little fragments of towel. - Like little fuzzies. - Yeah, like little fuzzies. Like I don't want any of that. So like, I like the, I like the rougher towels that have been with me. I don't like like random people's rough towels. Like the ones that I know that have been like pride and pride and true. But, tried and true? Pride and true? What do you think? - Tried. - Tried. - Yeah, that's good. - Thank you. - Okay. - Pride and true. But yeah, no, so, but the ones that I got like a year ago are starting to now are kind of at the front of the line now, which is really nice. been caught. Yeah, that's big news nice and then what about the old towels. They're still there. It's they're side by side now I say yeah, will you ever go back and dip into the old towels? Of course. Yes, I said the side by side Jay Then I'm not fucking eliminating them. Oh, please have a fucking what's the point of even getting new towels for more For more just so I can know everything Just for towel domination Jason wants to go see the house today that I'm an escrow on. Yeah, what do you think? I loved it. Yeah, yeah I mean, I'd seen it five years ago. Yeah, and But now you have a real plan for it. It was yeah today. I got to bring over The developer that did this house with me. Yeah, and I got to show him And he was really excited about it. He's like this potential here. It's like right now. It's a piece of shit Like complete piece of shit like yeah, there's there's not there's not a hair of grass on the property Like it's all just like dirt run down the walls are covered in termites. I don't know what the fuck's going on Some water damage. Yeah, it's bad But he's like he was like yeah, I could I see the vision and we're like really aligned on what we wanted He kind of created like my dream here. Do you know? I mean, yeah, he created what I talk about all the time I don't think he has any idea he's kind of like He's kind of like the leader of like of religion for me Because the house is sort of like my church. Yeah, my temple Your he gave it was already spazzing out about the neighbor's trees Oh, yeah, yeah, this house has even better views than then the new house has even better views than this house But there is even more potential for even better views. Yeah, and the neighbors are there are done Well, it has 360 degrees which is something. No, it doesn't Jay Well, it does do you know what 360 degrees I mean you can see the west you can see the water and you can see the east It's one eight. He's in the valley on the water. That's very rare. Jay Jay 180 It's got a 180 degrees. Oh, sure one eight. It's got a half of what you show sure sure 360 you pride enjoy. What do you think I'm fucking pride and true living on a cloud pride and truth 360 is like a true pride and true pride and true pride and true views What's new with you now? How's everything looked in your life? Oh, you know yesterday. I was scrolling there or should I talk a little bit more about doing? I feel like I have I feel like it's my time today's Natalie cut off is brought to you by sea kick Do you want to cut the line to your next concert just like David cuts Natalie off all the time? Then try sea kick I was going through Instagram and it was John Stamos's birthday and he posted a nice little bathroom half-naked selfie or whatever I saw that super sexy. I know you saw it because you commented on it and you say miss you John and it's like a sexy Selfie of John Stamos and I saw it. Hey man. I'm straight as hell. I'm comfortable. I saw Jason's comment as I wonder if John's gonna read that and be like okay No, you don't understand what it's like to be an older guy The sexuality or homosexuality. It's just really just drains from your body. No, I know but I think Like you're saying like it oozes like so it's coming out. Yeah, it's just like You're just like oh my god. I've been around so long John Stamos couldn't even get me hard. You know what I mean? I don't know what you're saying. I'm like there's no Miss what I wrote miss you John. Yeah, why would John Stamos? Why would John Stamos ever get you hard? What are you? What are you saying? I'm saying that like it's I I don't think anyone looks at it like Like I'm getting off on John Stamos's naked chest. Yeah, I mean, I don't look at anything that you do I just like there's a sexual approach to it. No, I don't think that what should I have written? I think Natalie was like jealous. I think so too. I think she wants you to comment shit like that Like on her bathroom pics miss you not Miss you not like today What should I have written would have been something better? Well, I would have just been like looking great or like happy birthday Looking great. Come on. You're talking out of your fucking ass. Well the miss you on the naked bathroom selfie Looking great is even fucking more strange. What are you talking about? You're like hell yeah, John. Look rock hard John. That's cock Comment that yeah, you know, I do struggle with Instagram comments No, okay, because my friends will post stuff and I'll be like what do I write? I always just comment like one or two words. That's it. We're like an emoji. It's like I say. I saw beautiful quote guys the other day They know we should all listen to It's called it. It's it's called to decote It's this is for the call to looseners. You are supposed to lose it all and get it back. That's called prestige Oh Really? How is that prestige? So prestige is when you're playing video games and when you when you reach a certain level it gives you the option to prestige Okay, and when you hit prestige It gets rid of all the progress like all your guns all your attachments everything and you start the bottom But you have now have a new badge. That's like a one prestige higher. Oh wow. Yeah, so like to gamers It's like oh cool. He's fifth prestige. Oh, so he's like he's done it five times I thought it was a really cool quote just like I've lost everything a couple times. Yeah, so you're like 14th prestige Yeah, you're damn near You've beaten the game in the weirdest way possible. Yeah, yeah a lot of prestige. Yeah, you've been the game 14 times So would you would you would you draw that comparison into business as well like people that have been wiped out and I think it's like I think it's like I think it's just like you know It's I mean losing it all is as a little dramatic, but it's like anybody in their life has you know Shortcomings and falls and or any superhero rather especially as you know has their down moment and I think Prestige it's so funny because when I think of prestige I think of someone like Leonardo DiCaprio who's never fall faltered That's prestige to be wow But I don't the be you think wow that's actually really crazy thing about you think Leo's never had like a never I mean the guy's been on top of the on top of the actor list. I saw a thing yesterday Do you know any roles Christian bill lost to Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah every role and the ones Christian bill got Leonardo DiCaprio turned down. Yeah Yeah, yeah, imagine that imagine being Christian bell as talented as he is he's like that motherfucker Walking Phoenix's speech at like a goal and gloves or like Oscars and he's like Yeah, when I started doing this. I started this one. I was really young and there was always a couple of us in the audition room And it was it was me and another guy always getting beat by one guy And his name is Leonardo DiCaprio and then a fucking does like the coolest Leonardo DiCaprio I did It's just a quick smirk from Leo and this fucking every role he's ever done on a boat with a 25 year old I mean like pretty fucking crazy He's like so crazy Because like he's obviously incredibly talented and whatnot, but like it's just really weird To see him in the wild and then think about oh like he's the revenant and he like is really fucking good at being that and he's also the like I don't think it's that crazy. Why just because he's like obviously I just because he's he's so he's seemingly so normal like he's just like He lives a very every day normal sort of lifestyle life. Whoa, whoa back up. Yeah, we don't live a normal life. What are you saying? The fuck are you saying today? I've never been to my orca. He's been there every summer for the last one year saying Okay, but I'm just saying like I'm saying he's seemingly normal like in terms of his like personality like he lives Life fairly normally as opposed to like who as opposed to like a someone in his position that is on top of the world the biggest star in the world like Christian Bell I'm sure he also lives like a pretty standard life to a Leonardo capriote. I wouldn't think of like Christian I would think of what I put what are you what specific part of Leo's life? Are you saying that is like a juxtaposition to what he does on the screen? Um, I was just saying like did I use juxtaposition correctly? I don't really think so but I was so proud of you just then yeah And I wanted to just let it go Yeah, but I was like I should do it in double check. I don't even know if you used it correctly But it's like not stick correctly, which I was thought was a win like you don't yeah, okay, you know what I mean. Yeah Fuck you Natalie Just like you can just close up those these nuts all right, so I go. I don't know I feel like you can just see I guess he's a guy. So it's a little different But like you can just see him at a dinner or you can see him at a club or a bar Kind of just like doing his thing. I don't know. It's the magic of acting So here's a question. Yeah, is Leo That good that he can transform into any role or did he just pick the right projects along the way where he can try um Would he have been good in everything or did he just have a meticulous taste? Well, I think being that good is knowing what your strengths are, right? So it's like Obviously Willy Wonka is not going to come around and he's going to be like I want to be Wonka Or maybe maybe that's wrong. Maybe a actually would crush it as Wonka. I don't know He's kind of he could be kind of wacky, but like turn down Spider-Man But I think to be the best actor in the world you have to be the most self-aware human being on the planet At least at least what you're presenting Right, so I think he's yeah, I think he's I would argue you don't have to be you should not be self-aware really yeah I don't be self-aware like are you Like you know, are you being appropriate with The less self-aware you are the better as an actor I think do you know I'm trying to say what am I trying to say? Like self-aware I think we shut down I should think we shut Natalie down and we ganged up on her a couple minutes ago and now she Has some energy like she's gonna take her ball and go home, which I feel bad about She doesn't take her ball No, I just realized that Bitcoin is I just made a lot of money on Bitcoin today. What is it at? It's uh Don't fucking tell me no no it's - It's at 70. - It's at 63, 63 grand. - What? - No, it's not. - It's been there forever. - Oh, no, sorry. Is it 74? - What? - Right? - Yeah. It was at 71 this morning. - I actually-- - And I sold everything yesterday. - God damn it, dude. - God's like, soaring right now. But I bought sub 60, according to our friend. I'm on like this guy's close friends that we know that it's like a Bitcoin investor, whatever, and he posts on, I'm barely knowing, but I bought in. 'Cause he posts on his close friends. He's like, I've never seen this guy's. You've got to buy, just trust me, trust me, trust me, as soon as it falls below 60 grand. Buy, so I like bought, not that much, but like I bought a good chunk. And now it's-- - I hate talking about Bitcoin. Fucking nothing, nothing infuriates me more. - What? Because I know if I would have bought it, this wouldn't have happened. - After I bought it, it went below. I was held, and now it's up just before. - I get paid in Bitcoin. - So I've been in a whole like rut with Bitcoin for the last couple of years. - Oh really? - Yeah, somebody wanted to buy one of my cars in Bitcoin, and that was about two months ago. And let's just say I'd probably be up like $200,000 on that car right now. - Oh, I don't even think about that again. - What do you mean you didn't think about that? It's like really like-- - Yeah, but you would pull the money out when you're-- - Obviously, I'm not gonna pull the money out. That is Bitcoin. It's like a trap. You're gonna keep the money in there. I hate that. I'd never pull the money out. - I hate to pull it out for a wide solution. - You gotta pull it out? Oh no, I would keep it in there. I'd just start-- - No, you would. - I'd start teaching why at myself. - Really? - I'd be like, what do you want to know the Bitcoin's fucking staying in there? - Why you're not going to London this year, you're gonna spend the semester with David. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's going to London. - He's going for a semester. - How much is the new tuition that he's pulling out of you? - You've been paying tuition for why it for 19 years, if you're like-- - Do you know the Audi A8s I could have bought by now? - You are like a rich dude. You just have kids. - Kids are crazy. They would have cost us. - It's kind of like everybody, no? - No, but no one pays for fucking, no one pays for high school tuition the way he does. No one pays, what is it? $60,000 a year? - Yeah. - Yeah, no one does that shit. - 60 and 90. - What? - 90 for college, 60 for high school. - 90 for college. - And then 60 Charlie did 62, a year? - No, 90 for Wyatt, 60 for Charlie. (gasps) - Oh my God. - I was being like, no. - But you also did 60 for Wyatt. - Previous. - No, no. - Every year, Wyatt school cost us. - When he was in high school. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking crazy. - Although when he started, it was 44. - Oh my God. - And Charlie now is at 60. - Yeah. - You pay $150,000 a year just for your kids. - Yeah. - But they're sharp kids. - So am I. - Exactly. - Really? - Let's have a little smarter than a fifth grader shit over here. - I remember. - But versus you and Wyatt and Charlie. - A little ass over here. - I love to fucking see Charlie go up against us. Regular fucking school kids, snooze-y-ass private school fucking. - You think Natalie, you think if we get a bunch of questions, that Natalie is smarter than Charlie. - In general knowledge. - I don't even know what that means. - You know what it means. - Like state capitals and stuff, or like? - Yeah, like what, like is it-- - No, no, no, not state capitals, like we'll do like a written exam. We'll do like-- - I'm really good, yeah. - Really? - Yeah. - Damn, Natalie, she's fresh out of school. They're obviously gonna fuck you. - Yeah. - Like it's not even close. - Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna brush up on the train. - And eighth grader right now would cook me in some shit. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's just because that's all you fucking do. You little-- - Probably a fourth grader. (laughing) - Well, whoever, no, whenever you learn the word juxtaposition, that's kinda where, that's where I peak. - You think Toby could cook you? - Toby, in like-- - In knowledge? - Oh, no, no, no, I gotta be for sure. (laughing) - You got anything to say? Toby, come on here. Let's do-- - Give us some general questions to see who can answer it better. - Okay. - All right, Toby, say how old do you are, what year are you in? - I'm 17, senior. - Senior year, just starting. Okay, Jake, go ahead. - Did you skip a grade? - No, I did not. - Okay. - I'm really young. - Matt, go ahead, give us five general questions and see who can answer. - Wait, first or like-- - That's a good question, is this-- - Here we go, I'll go first. - No, that's not what it is. You know, he's asking, is it who answers first or is it who answers it correctly? Ready, go, Jake. - Just ask us. - All right. - What is the capital of Massachusetts? - Boston. - Ooh, David with the win. - Let's go. - Okay. - I was giving it more up now. - That's crazy, how you not know that. - That's stupid, all right. - Wow. - Tobs, it's fucking over for you. Okay, go, go, go, go, Jake. - I got one. - Good. - What is the largest planet in our solar system? - Jupiter. - Jupiter. - Oh! - Our gas giant. - Wow. - Okay, David. - Name our vice president. - JDM. - Fuck me. - Joey with the win, that's two one. Two for David, one for Toby. - That's really funny. Like, literally something. I want Joe Biden in my head for some reason. - All right. - All right, what is 15% of 200? - Oh. - Oh, shit. - Dude, I don't know. - 30. - 30. - Ooh! - Tell me what is it, it's not bro. - It's public school bro. - I have to go to private. - See? - I have to go to. - I need to spend on it. - School of J, what are you talking about? Oh, go, hit me, hit me, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I'm on fire right now. - Okay, what is the smallest prime number? - Ooh. - Oh, yes. - Five. - Wait, one. - I'm hoping we can get this. You're both incorrect. - What? - Three. - Two. - Two. - Toby. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh, the prime from that's not their strong point. - The prime for sure felt odd. - Well, if prime felt like maybe a school kid, we get that. - What the fuck? - Logan Paul would've got that right. (laughing) - Wait, what are prime numbers? - How's it going? - Two, five, seven. What the fuck is a prime number? Any number that can't be divisible by another number? - Chat Gigi's loading. Prime numbers are whole numbers greater than one that can only be divided evenly by one or the number itself. - Oh, okay. - Okay, and what year did the United States declare independence? - Seven, seven, seven, six. - Toby. - What? - It kind of came out of his mouth first. - Yeah, he was there. - Oh my God, it's so lame. - Okay, what's the score? How many of you gotten to? - I think so. - I just watched Young Washington yesterday. - Oh really? - Yeah, do you want to sitcom? - No, it's a new movie I think I'm prime. - Oh yeah? - Yeah, Young Washington. - How was it? - It's pretty interesting. - It's just like George. - Who's in it? - George Washington. (whistling) (laughing) - George Washington, George. - It's just a pretty interesting concept 'cause it's like the British and the French are fighting over for this land, right? - Yeah. - In America. - Yeah. - And like obviously this is Native Americans too, and then at some point, they don't show this. Like it got me thinking like at some point, George Washington was like, "Wait, hold on a second." And you could feel this in the movie. Young Washington was like leading, who's helping the British. He's like, "Wait, I'm kind of not fucking with the British." And like this should kind of be our own thing. You like get that vibe in the movie. And then you start things like, "Wow, this young guy was just like, "I'm gonna unite this shit and just do it on my own." - Damn. - Like people started, like Bezos started Amazon, Bill Gates started Windows. - Mm. - George Washington started in America. (laughing) It's kind of fucking crazy. - Yeah. - And try to look up other movies. - No infrastructure. - Yeah, I really tried to look up other movies because there's not a good George Washington movie. Okay. - How is that he's like the guy to fucking fight, like he's our founding father. - Why didn't he fuck with the British? - It's not that he didn't fuck with the British. It's that like, it's he's just kind of wanted to his own thing. - Yeah. - Actually don't know. - I actually don't know. Young Washington doesn't go that far. It goes for when he's like younger and he got started with the army. But it doesn't, I'm just making inferences that he like kind of wasn't digging the British. - Oh wow. - What continent did Egypt located on? - Africa. - What did you say? - Africa. - What did he say? - What did he say? - Okay, you guys are tied. - What did he, what was the question? - What continent? - You looked right at her when she said it. - You understood that. - Even I got it. - Is Isis looking at what the fuck is that? (laughing) - What continent is Egypt on? - You're looking at me like right now. - I know Africa. Come on. - I was just there homie. - I was there the pyramid. Have you seen them? I fucking lick them. - Go. - What do you call an animal that eats both plants and meat? - Urbivore. - Fuck. - Yeah, it is herbivore. - No, plants and meat. - Oh and carnivore? - No. Oh my gosh. - Plants and meat. - Omnivore. - Omnivore. (cheering) - I told you with the win. - That's really good. Wait, that was it? - That was it. - Just gonna let him win. - You won? - Yeah, he won. - That's good. - He's kind of kidding. - You came back at me with the fuck of it. Mispronunciation. - You did good though. You did good. - Yeah, I know. I'm actually pretty happy with how I did. - You can definitely brag to Taylor and Halley. - Yeah, okay. We'll say on some, 'cause you brought up Africa. On some more somber news. - That's on that tone of voice shift, I love it. - Yes. So there was, did you see a couple of weeks ago there was an influencer that passed away on a Brazil helicopter tour. - Did you see Christa Redeemer? - Yeah, and that was the exact tour that Natalie Naveen-- - Not the same company that we used. - Oh, I think it was the same company. - No, no, no. - Oh, okay, okay, yeah. Well, yeah, but okay, so-- - Yeah, I got a DM sent to you today. Tell David, 100% should not be going on those helicopters. - No, 100% in there. - I don't get it. - Yeah, how the helicopters are so unsafe. - I don't know what's going on, and then this, and then this was today, listen to this. Listen to this, this is today. - Making news today, five Americans on a once in a lifetime luxury safari through Kenya died in a helicopter crash that killed everyone on board. - Yeah, that's, that was, that was, - That's like some simulation shit. - That was 24 hours ago. - Wow. - That's fucking crazy. - I'm sliding door shit. - It's really, really, really scary. I don't know what's going on with, with helicopter. I don't know, is it just, has this always happened with helicopters? And we're just like now, it's just like becoming like a trending topic. - Like a big news cycle thing. - Like I feel like maybe that's what's happening. 'Cause this is like, this is really, the last year there's been like, I mean, three, last, two months, there's been three helicopters, like serious incidents. - I think they are picking it up more in the press, but like even like the Kobe thing, and helicopters have always sort of been not safe. - I mean, look at 'em, they make no sense. - No, they don't really make any sense. - Really? - Yeah. - But like an airplane doesn't make sense either. - No, 'cause they have like wings on the sides. So I saw something like, when they lose their engine, they get still like glide, like. - Yeah, yeah, like Captain Sully landed that shit. No problem. - Yeah. - Like a helicopter. - A helicopter? If it's something fucks up to the fucking spinning thing. What the, it's shaped like, what the, it's shaped like a chicken nugget. It's just falling out of the sky. Like it really is. - No Washington would never get on it. - It's literally just like a car. It doesn't make any sense. - It is really scary. We should actually be more aware of it. - Here's something else that doesn't make sense. - What? - Motorcycles. - What? - Make no fucking sense. - Really? - If I was a doctor, and you come into the hospital, I'll fuck up from a motorcycle. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - I go, what are you doing? What are you doing on a fucking death rocket? - Oh, okay, crazy. - In that way, like why do people ride motorcycles? - Yeah, or like we have a friend who's a dad. He's a motorcycle. - Yeah. - He said, get rid of it. So what are you doing? - Yeah. - You can't have this. - No, no, no. - You got two kids and he's gonna pop around Burbank in a motorcycle? No. - And my favorite statistic in LA, is if you're on a motorcycle for more than three years in LA. - Yeah. - Or I think it's two years. There's a 100% chance you will be in an accident. - Wow. - That's just a little statistic. - Wow. - And obviously that doesn't mean you're gonna die, but it just means that you're gonna hit something. - Something's gonna happen. - Are you gonna fall or something? - Yeah. - It's pretty fucking crazy. It's a 100% chance. - Remember Ilya had one for like two weeks? - Yeah. I'm glad he's not doing that. Ilya shouldn't have a car. - Yeah. - Ilya should be on a horse in Buggies. - For business. - Have you ever seen those beams of horses in the 1900s, pulling the Buggies? And now in 2026, they're being pulled, like in the back of like trailers. It's pretty cool. Like horses have had a really good come up. - Let's take a break. - Yeah. (laughing) Horse community's thriving. - Horse is a really good come up. - I mean, they really have. They've been doing great. (laughing) - What do you think's more impressive? Young Washington or Bezos? - Oh, young Washington. - What do you mean, young Washington? - Yeah. - Okay. - But young Washington is like, that's like. I don't know. I don't know actually, that's a pretty good question. - I had a moment with Elon Musk the other day. - You talked to him? - Yeah, no. - No, kind of. I'm driving around. - Are you charging a Tesla? - We go to Red Lobster to shoot something. Then I got no charge in the Tesla. You know what, fuck, we gotta go. So we go over to Calabassus, we go to the Commons. And I got out of the car and I was like excited to charge my Tesla. Like I was like, it was nothing to me. I was like, oh, this is so cool. I'm like charging my Tesla. It's so cool. But imagine when Elon was like, hey, yeah, we're gonna make an electric car. And we're gonna fucking put charging stations everywhere. You know what, he must have gotten so much pushback. Like, no one's gonna do that. What are you fucking saying? No one's gonna go stop and charge. Even now when I tell people about it, they're like, oh, you have to charge. I'm like, no, it's the best. - Why is it the best? How long does it take to charge a car? - I mean, I just needed to get home. So I took me like 10 minutes. But if I wanted a full charge, it would take me 25. - Yeah, I guess if you have time on your hands, go, I-- - But we do have time on our hands. We live in a time now where you can be on your phone, working, you can watch something on Netflix. We do have that time. - Excuse me? - What? - You look fully self-drive like that? - I just started, yeah. - When you're on your phone? - No, no, no, I'm saying, well, I'm charging. I do fully self-drive it, I don't look at my phone. - Oh. - But when I'm charged, like, I'm working in the car, it's the same as if I was home. - John just went on a road trip with his Tesla. - Yeah. - And he went 100 miles on full self-drive. - Yes. - 100 miles in a row. And when you hit 100 miles, a little, a little fun thing pops up on the screen. - Really? - Congrats, you hit 100 miles. And he hit it. - Oh, yeah. - Did he video it? - Yeah, he videoed it. - He didn't even know if it was a real thing. He just heard rumors and he was at 99 on their recording. Like, think something is about to happen. And then, like, little confetti pops up 100 miles. - I thought of you that you don't have a Tesla anymore 'cause I was like, oh, they would love this self-driving shit. - No, well, I'm waiting for my Tesla to come. Elon was just talking about the Roadster. - Oh, that's crazy. I forgot he still had that. - Yeah, you know, I was talking about the Roadster and he was being interviewed about it. It's gonna be able to fly now. He's like confirming it. He's not-- (laughing) - Things that sound insane, if you just woke up out of a coma. - He's, well, he's also, people, people, like, there was another tweet the other day that was like, we were promised flying cars by 2025 or whatever, 2026. And Elon responded saying, you're gonna have it. - Wow. - Yeah, and someone who's being interviewed about the Roadster and he's saying it will be the last best car. The last best driver capable car, right? And he's like, and the guy was like, is it gonna be like the safest car ever? And he's like, no, no, no, absolutely not. He's like, you don't buy a sports car for it to be safe. He's like, this car is going to be like, if you're too dangerous with this, it's not gonna be good. Like, Elon was like stumbling on his words, talking about the safety of the car, just 'cause it's one, we'll be able to fly. And two will be fucking quicker than your body could probably handle. - When you say fly, what do you mean? - Well, he's not specifying what that means. - Okay. - But he's saying it's going to be the best product demo of all time, of all time he's saying. So like, I can't imagine. And the fact that I am one of the first people in line to get this car, I'm very, very excited. And it'll be fun. - Very, that's gonna be one of the most exciting videos ever to go and pick that up for the first time. - You know how there's always like these like new documents that are released? - Yeah. - Have we talked about remote viewing? - Yes. - We have talked about that? - No, no, but I. - No, we have, yeah. - Really? - Yeah, yeah. - I have some experience with it. - Wait, what did you remote view? - I said a friend who is a screenwriter and he wrote a movie about it. So he met with a bunch of me and he's telling me about it. - Wait, what did he say? So remote viewing is basically like, like the CIA would take these psychics and the psychics would receive coordinates. And it'd be like, we think there's a military base here for the Chinese, can you go there? And then the remote viewer would go there in their mind and they'd show up inside the base and then they would give the CIA information of what they're seeing through their eyes. And then the CIA would write everything down. So it'd be like, literally mean with my eyes closed that I'd be like, okay, there's a switch on the wall and there's a detonator here and like, and it proved sometimes to be very, to be factual. Like they'd give destinations and places and they'd be able to prove that it was correct. One of the more famous times was there was a, there was one titled Mars Exploration and it was on May 22nd, 1984. The target was given Mars, one million years BC. So and then the viewer started to describe giant, giant pyramid-like structures on Mars. And the transcript claims that the planet was being ravaged by big dust storms, it describes a very tall, thin like human beings and there's about six of them and the remote viewer described that they're looking for shelter and they're trying to shelter from these storms. In that crazy, this like remote viewer was on the planet and was basically saying that these people are trying to get away from the storm. And it was proven. It's not really proven. The Mars thing from a million years ago or whatever a million BC was not proven. But it's what he saw. It's what he saw. Yeah, 'cause my guy told me was like, they've done it where they could like, you know, they did it to final some of it in Laudan. Okay, so explain what your guy said. So he said like they got them all in a room. Yeah. All the remote viewers. Yeah, they all go to one place and they all sit there for like a couple of days and they're like, okay, go look for something Laudan. No computers. No, nothing. Really? Yeah. Yeah. This is real? It's real. I don't get it. Or if there's like a missing child, you know, they'll hire a remote viewer and we're like, she's in the Everglades. But like, how is that possible? I mean, we all believe in like some kind of higher strong mind thing, right? I mean, like DMT is possible. They say that's a world. But like, I'm saying like, why is that? Why is a remote viewer not at like the top of it? Like, why is there not a movie made about a remote viewer proving everything? Like, why is it not documented? 'Cause I don't think it's like 100%. Okay, but if the CIA is using it, there has been at least one time where the remote viewer is accidentally or purposefully, Go! - John's the correct, so like, what the fuck's going on? - We should have that guy, John Kiriko, on the podcast. - Who's that? - He's that guy that's like, all over TikTok, he's got glasses, and he's-- - I love people on TikTok with glasses. - Yeah. Well, they would love Natalie's TikTok then. - No, he had hers. Wait, wait, wait, what does he do? Does he talk about CIA stuff? - Yeah, he was in the CIA. - He's a whistleblower? - Yes. - Wow. - And he actually was, I don't, I think he went to jail too, but now he's everywhere on TikTok, and he tells great stories about the CIA. - Oh my god, okay. Oh, I think I know who you're talking about. - Yeah, you've seen him, you've definitely seen him. He made the rounds like, he's everywhere. - Okay, I'd love to have him. Guys, if you have anybody in a CIA, or if you're a remote viewer yourself and you're listening to this-- (laughing) - Where am I sitting right now? - Wait, let's fucking test it out. (laughing) Let's test it out. Right now, tell me, if you're a remote viewer, it is what time is it? I'm in my house, it's Thursday, August 20th, and it is in California time, what time is it? It's two, two, 25. If you're a remote viewer, come into the movie room and tell me what everyone's wearing, just what color shirt, Jason's wearing, Toby's wearing, Natalie's wearing, and I'm wearing. And then we'll have you on a pod. Oh, gee, thanks. (laughing) And I'll pay you, I'll pay you money. I'll give you some sort of prize. All right, guys, let me know. Thank you for joining the pod, Toby, thanks for joining us, Jason, Natalie. Thank you guys so much. We'll see you guys next week.