David Catches World Cup Fever

[MUSIC] So guys, welcome back to Views. We are back with another episode. Today, we have, it's a very special day. It's after the anniversary of the United States, 250 fucking years. Let's go, baby. Let's go. How good does that feel, James? And you've been there for half of it. I have, I have to be 127 next May. Isn't, isn't it just strange though that it's only 250 years old? Does that make sense to anybody? Because I couldn't really, I couldn't wrap my head around that. I mean, the whole thing's confusing that Jesus was born 2000 years ago. It doesn't sound like a lot, right? Well, wait, to answer Natalie's question, 1776 is when we had our declaration of independence. Yeah. So 200 years would be 1976. Well, I know they're telling the truth. What are you, what are you asking? I'm just saying, why are you jumping down my throat? She asked the question and I'm answering it. Because that's how much she's saying, she's just saying like, is it factual? Yeah, I know that it's actually correct. I'm just saying, isn't it crazy to think that it's only 250 years old? Like, it just feels like there's so much history that's so much. Jason doesn't think like that in that. Jason doesn't have the ability to do what? To what? I don't know. I guess I'm an idiot. Well, it's tough, but it's geeky greed. I guess I'm an idiot too. Fuck. Two idiots. We got a lot of nasty comments on the comment, not a lot of nasty comments. But what do we say? We got one comment said that we jump around too much and that the stories aren't long enough. What does that even mean? I don't know. It was 10 likes on it. Who is this? Fuck this guy. Who is this person? I don't know. Some guy. So then I really thought about it because I always want to be better. I was hockey may actually be the most popular sport in Finland. Really? Yeah. Isn't that interesting? To be taste and look at me. Awesome. I'm a fan of it. Oh, fuck. My back pain is back. Oh, my God. Tell me about it. Charlie came to me last year today. What did she say? She said she wants a car. Well, listen, the rise of the sun. Have you heard that song? You guys, I want a boyfriend. That's not part of the joke. This person, that's real. Yeah. This person doesn't find it funny at all. They just turn the pot off. I'm sure they did find it funny. But anyways. Yeah. Okay. I guess we could stick with. I want to stick on one topic today. Like, not having wanting a boyfriend. That's perfect. No. No, no. I got one. This is some more reason. We always talk about that. Yeah. Let's talk about the city of Pocoyma. Okay. Because we've been doing that. We did that a lot. We've been doing Pocoyma. That's right. Pocoyma is a town. It's in the valley, right? Yes. I guess that's. Yeah, obviously. What happened last night? You and Pocoyma. We have to backtrack. Okay. I am so glad we don't have a video pod because you can see this guy's guy's guy's guy. Glassy eyes. Yeah. I look pretty rough. Well, every July 4th, I go to Pocoyma to celebrate. Pocoyma is a town that feels like on the 4th. It feels like it's majority Mexicans, right? Yeah. And on the 4th, it feels like exactly what I wanted my hometown to feel like as a kid. Like, it's what John, Alex, and I would do every 4th. We'd get $100 with the fireworks, and we just go light them off in the streets. But no one in Vernon Hills was doing that because you do that. The cops come in a second. Pocoyma, everyone is doing it. Like every street you turn down, it feels like war. Like artillery shells are going off. It is fucking incredible. And people are coming out of the house. No one's complaining. No one's bitching. Everyone's having the best time. Well, I'd be bitching if I live there. Yeah. But you move there. You move there knowing what you're getting yourself into. It's incredible. So, every 4th or 5th, we go down there. We do the fireworks. This time we brought our own. I will say the last couple of years, we just go down and it feels kind of fucked up because we don't bring our own fireworks, because every year we're like too late to it. This year, we actually brought our own. But every time we go, there's someone that has even bigger fireworks. And I feel even, I'm like, fuck, we gotta like step it up. We gotta bring the big boys here. So next year, I'm bringing even bigger ones. But there was this kid that invited us to watch the Mexico game. The next day at his house, the World Cup game. The World Cup game. We vlogged it, so this will be in the vlog whenever the next vlog comes out. But it was amazing. He was like, he's 13 years old. And it was on the same block we were doing the fireworks, he's like, come by tomorrow to watch the Mexico game. So we bought jerseys. I didn't want to put the jersey on right away. David had like such this like internal conflict. Well, I don't know what the fucking rules are with nations. All rules, bro, you can just support and do whatever the fuck you want to do. Yeah, but you know, you'll see like sometimes a team will be doing good or some shit. And it'll be like a foreign country. And people will be like, oh, you're supporting Spain now. But where were you when we were the younger dogs? Sure. Like what you did with the nicks. Yeah, but I fucking, come on, I bleed, I bleed blue and orange. You are pretty New York. I am so new. Yeah. Yeah, what I do with what I do, well, I'm just like a big band, I love it. Well, you like to be a part of the fun. Yeah, I like to be part of the fun. Of course. It's great. So I waited till, till they, because the lady the night before was like, don't come without a jersey. And I was like, okay, like I got the jersey, but I still wanted to, I didn't know if she was drunk then I had anything her name was Janet. So I wanted to wait till Janet gave me the approval again and then I got there and she's like, where's your jersey? And I'm like, fuck, so I put it on. And then I felt, and then I felt pretty good about it. It was incredible. We watched it. It's exactly what I imagined. Like, yeah, we were like in the apartment complex, like they had an alley way and they just had a bunch of like fold out lawn chairs and stuff. They had the TV, the quarters running from inside the apartment to the outside alley. You can unplug that one point during half time, which is really funny. That's so funny. John went and got more chairs, we bought like eight more chairs. Yeah. And just pulled up with like a pack of Pacifico's and, yeah, we ordered a lot more Pacifico's. And then this is where the trouble came. The trouble was Mexico unfortunately lost. Yeah. And Jerry had to leave at that point. I left it half time. Okay. So it was a really tight game. It was really close and it really looked like it could have gone Mexico's way easily. Was it two two at one point or was it three one at one point? There's three one at one point. Okay. And three two. The penalty kicks really fucking fuck everything. Really. The game was soccer. Like, I hate when someone's ordered a penalty kick. What happened? Did England score on a penalty kick? You got a penalty kick. And then Mexico got one two so as even like, I just don't believe in penalty kicks. You guys are the most fun to watch. Just kind of sucks when the team gets one. It's awesome when your own team gets one. So I guess that balances it out. But yeah. Okay. So when they lost, I thought everyone was going to be in such a bad mood. Were you confused? I was more sad than anybody there. I mean, I just think everyone was drunk at that point. So no one really gives a fuck. But it's like, so I was for sure like, this is going to be a really. Well, you're an interesting bandwagoner because like you bandwagon physically and emotionally, physically you're wearing the stuff, whatever. And you're like, I love the nicks. I love Mexico whatever. But then emotionally, you're like distraught. Like the way that he reacted when they lost the game. Nobody else. Everyone else was like, I'm dancing drinking. He's sulking in the chair like in that alone. Well, because it was because I was, well, yeah, but I was like there. I was fucking, what do you mean? Like everyone wanted it. I know. It was really fun. You wanted a better ending for the vlog. No, I don't think it actually matters for the vlog. Right. Because no one cares about the score. Yeah. Because everyone just has such a good time. It could have been honestly. It's the same ending. It was funnier in the vlog. I'm just going to score. I'm going to show one goal. Right. And then I'm going to go to the next part of like excitement. It was funnier when you were getting torn between two houses. And then you go, you go, are you guys beefing? Oh, yeah. You created some beef between the two houses. And then the third-chirical kid was like, no. We're really cool with them. It was like, okay, because we can't get these two houses together. And then you can go and say it. Can we all be together? So there were two houses when we was down the street and they had burgers. But our house, I think, had a more interesting setup because the lighting was better. So that that was like burgers or the lighting. And our house was the original guy who invited it. Nathan. Nathan. So we had to go there. Like, they lost. Everyone was in such high spirits, but this is where I got fucked. So I got there. I had a beer, opened a beer, drank a beer, very easy. Then they offered me one of their shots. That was like, I don't know what it was. It was like a red, fruity shot. Something, yeah. Yeah. Which I took wasn't a big shot. And then I had like another beer and then maybe like what, five more beers? At least. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying until I got to the next drink. Yeah. Yeah. Five more drinks. And then I had, they got like a buzz ball. Like one of those mega buzz balls. What time has it said, is this after the game? This is damn near it. Damn near the end. It's worth it. Yeah. It's worth the end. And how much did I drink of the buzz ball? I mean, so much. You were like guzzling it. I wanted to finish it. I could see that in your eyes and I was just like, please dear God, I hope he doesn't finish this thing. I think you were underestimating how much was in there. Yes, I was. Because you just, your mouth, you were just like, I hope my mouth, I just let it water fall and I just like did my guzzling thing. Like it was almost like he was chugging a beer, but it was a buzz ball, which is so bad. I probably chugged. If it was a beer, it was like three fourths of a beer. I chugged. At least, yeah. A buzz ball. It was crazy. And like it was never ending. And I was like, this is not going to end well. And then like sour apple, buzz ball, blue, blue raspberry, and then they had more beers. Yeah. So I drank more beers. Nathan's dad just kept giving it. But no, wait, so he the buzz ball comes, he guzzles the buzz ball and then some other like uncle comes in with the handle of Tito's and David's like no, no, no, and then and the uncle's like, okay, walks away and you like tap him on the shoulder You bring him back in and you take the handle of fuck and you start chucking it. I was like, oh my god No way I don't know the loss. Yeah, I'm feeling it. That's my nation. I had no idea what the fuck was going on And like I just and then I had a couple more beers. I was like the kids were doing donuts in the streets with their minibike It was completely self-induced. I was like nobody's getting this fuck job and David is So you had like 12 beers. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, no, I had a lot and I was pounding him down and what time did you get home? I had like, I don't know 10 cigarettes. I mean, I was stressed. I was like, but it was that was the experience That's what I wanted. Yeah, we got home really early. So weird. Why why because you could just sit there You did taco have a little beer and like watch and they brought little Caesars. It was amazing. Oh Caesars Wow That was really cool circle. Yeah, I should have just kind of yeah, I should have just had a taco Well, no, you were in it. You were dancing. You were so saying with the ladies. Yeah, no, it was definitely like a lot of fun It was exactly what I wanted And then would you just went home and crashed? Okay, so then I got in the car and I was already nearly had like put me in the car He wouldn't come he wouldn't want to leave And everybody was just like, you know, he could have been there all night Yeah, and everyone's had a good time But like everyone else in the car like we're all hungover from 4th of July Like I'm like struggling all day. I had to get an IV. I was throwing up that day, you know, whatever So I'm like, please like I need to get home and He finally gets in the car And then within like five minutes of us being in the car were like driving down the highway He rolls the window down and he starts throwing up about the window. Yeah And I said excuse you did you just throw up and he was like, yeah, yeah I just had a little little I just let a little one go. I was like what the fuck is going on? And then I didn't realize he was that drunk and then I kind of started putting all two and two together I was like, oh he did chug that buzz. I didn't know I was that drunk till this morning because I was like Oh, one of my beers must have been like poisoned or something and then they were walking me through what I was drinking Yeah, it was like oh my god, I totally remember chugging the vodka, but at that point I was just like I The vodka was fresh. It was a brand new bottle So it excited me. I was like oh, yeah, I'm gonna fucking break the seal. I'm gonna see how deep I can go So like I open it up and it just like reminded me of water and I couldn't it didn't taste like vodka because I was fucking hammered So I just like let it go and yeah, and then I got home and I was projectile vomiting all over my bathroom floor And I couldn't go to bed because every time I go to my bed, it would get me dizzy and I would have to run back So I just slept on my bathroom floor for like an hour. Yeah, and I was puking. I was just up for three hours just dizzy throwing up It was really really bad. It's so bad It's really bad. Oh, and then I woke up at 3 p.m. Because we got to bed early, right? We got home at like 10. Yeah, I was about three. I thought it was the morning and then I did my actual like nighttime routine I like shower and I brushed my teeth three a.m. You look three a.m. Sorry three a.m And then I like you know took my my vitamin C my tablets every day like this would cure me And then I yeah, I went to bed and I woke up and now it's 2 p.m. And now we're here doing the pod It was kind of a vibe. I really really really loved it. You done drinking? I'm I'm always done drinking. I'm never like I'm never like itching for it But what else? Oh, and then the day before when we were a performance, I went to a video of me It has like 330,000 likes now on TikTok and it's of me going to use a bit like someone's better Bathroom to have you seen this video? Yeah, it's like me going It's like we pulled over to where the fireworks are like do you guys have a bathroom because I needed a pee really bad But everyone's like looking at how I'm walking and I walk weird normally I have like a little waddle and I think those pants like really made me waddle. Yeah, everyone's like I know I know that walk I know that walk. He's crowning. He's got a poop all the And I'm like I literally do not have to shit. I mean, it'd be so embarrassed. Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing It's really embarrassing walk. I was like an idiot. Also like he's in he's in the street the cars park He's in the middle of the street. Yeah, the cars parked in the middle It looks like I like just like emergency diarrhea. Yeah, I could pull that car over and I was just like give me inside Give me take me in your bathroom Someone took a video of me at go Greek the other night and send it to Charlie And I told Charlie I only go to go Greek once a month, but then I went back the second night Oh, that's funny and I fucking hate that That's really just like Charlie's dad like why did like taking videos of people. It's a lame. Why why I don't like it What do you mean Charlie? Why why is that weird? It's just weird if I saw like anybody anywhere I take a video of them It's so weird. It's it's it's I didn't grow up that way. I just don't I just don't I Just think that's just so weird just like to do videos of me videos of you think videos of videos people all the time Yeah, I know but to to to to have that intent like you little leaf. Look at your fat. Look at you film the Seeky guy to read it the pride parade Yeah, I know but but I'm not I'm not like filming somebody who doesn't want to be filmed in like you're not being negative about yeah I'm not being negative. Oh wait. Wait. Choose Mickey fun of you. Yeah. I was like your dad It's like go Greek Okay, what did she say because I feel like you're mumbling things to make us assume that she called you fat ass I think the intent is no I think she was just like look your dad's at go Greek And I think you are so fucking warped show me the text show me the text. I'd have to go way back go way back Look up go Greek in your text. There's did this girl actually I just don't like it. We just didn't do that back in our day. Okay, but did it get you see what I'm saying no I can't because you're making this girl seem like she was actually nasty about you And I think she was just showing Charlie like look your dad's at go Greek. Yeah, it's just lame So what did she say be honest here? I found it. All right, let me let me see a photo. Can I hold it? Charlie says caught your red handed. Mr I never have go Greek two nights in a row. I said haha. What did what did the it was just a photo? Yeah, it's just a photo Okay, so you completely made up what this girl was saying You made Charlie's friend Look like an evil but still just like take a photo of me. I don't like it Because she's sending it to her friend when we were growing up you should see all kinds of shit and you wouldn't go fucking snitching around I Just think it's lame that's it. So you were really hurt that your fat ass was caught getting I was yeah I was that's exactly it. It feels like yeah, like if I want to go get some go Greek That's what I don't like of like going into like a nude magazine store and you being caught. Yeah, basically Yeah, but I don't I don't I don't I don't like that whole practice of like like I got you Really at all. No, it's just I just don't think it's healthy in any way Healthy, I don't know. I think you're just being dramatic about it for no reason. Okay. Okay, drunky Now you seem kind of sad today really yeah, it's something happened. No tell us what happened How my period did you yeah, wow you see I can feel you as a new path. You could tell yeah I'm tired and sad. I don't want to be here You don't think seeing me cheers you up when you have your period. It does You know, like there's only one thing that can help this David true What number period is this This one is God wait girls know that seven eighty two Nice you think this would be seven eighty two. Yeah, right? What? Yeah, you'd think there'd be more I was just like the United States being around for 250 years. I think there'd be more than one hundred eighty two Wait, it's kind of crazy that that like happens to you. It's wild. It's crazy I'm sorry. This is three fifty two. Am I bad? How have they not figured that out yet? How did you know that? Wait, what is this? I was kidding when I asked What numbers is everyone keeps track of their period every single one. Yeah, of course. Wait, what number is it you have to three 52 This is three fifty two three fifty two It's more than the United States has been around Yeah, how have you been bleeding for that many years? Oh, because you bleed once a month. I knew you were rich. You're three hundred fifty years old Wow, that's crazy, but you didn't know like all women just keep track of all their periods No, I didn't know that really. That's how you like track your cycle and stuff. Yeah, but like since you were since you were When did you get your first one when you were fourteen? Yeah, I was I think I was twelve. What the fuck? You've been you've been writing it down since then. Yes, of course What do you mean? How do you know what? Okay, you start bleeding in four weeks. You go into your notes app and you add it of course. Yeah So you know that you don't keep track of the only time you've let it know how many times I jerked off. Oh my god It would wonder what number I'd be at this week. I'm probably a three fifty two Definitely way more than I've ever been Wow, that'd be crazy. I really should yeah, who who did that? I think Karina was doing that Karina was writing down the amount of time shoot masturbate And this is like a got to a point where it's too much. I stopped Oh my god Also, by the way, I'm lying. I don't keep track of it What the fuck is that What is that why would you even do that? Well, because it was just too good and I was like you feel fresher after their period Like is it like do you feel like you've like do you feel like a snake that is like new skin? Like you shed it like that dramatic, but like my whole aura and mood changes the week after my period But is that because you were at such a low do you like let's say you're at zero normally right? No, I think I think it's um Yeah, I mean, no, I think I'm like at negative right now when I'm like on it the week leading up to it Okay, when I crash down it all sort of makes sense, you know Like that's like my the worst time of my life like that week is gonna be hell and everyone around me. It's gonna be hell Really? I'll try to contain it the best that I can but it's not gonna be a fun time Now now it's happening. We're going through it. You guys are listening to me look so locked in Yeah, this happens every month every month. Yeah, so every month you of one bad week. Yeah, it's like a three to four day period, right? I am gonna crash out. Wow, that kind of adds up. Yeah. Do you sense it when she's on her period? There's coming. I don't know. But he's also on the same cycle as me because he also gets his period. Why? Because you just do. You think I'm like Moody? Yeah. I think you just perceive me as that because you're going through something. Because I'm on my period. So he's only Moody once a month. Wait, I'm confused. So then when you bounce back from it, are you above a zero? Or are you just back to where you are? But it feels good. No, I'm like on, I'm like going to work on class every single fucking day. Like I'm like I can take on the world, I can answer 300 emails in a day. Like my energy is just like completely different. I feel like if I got a period, I wouldn't do anything for the full week. Amen. Can we should we implement that here? Because like I don't, because you don't want to get a sore throat. Yeah, we're not doing anything. I'm not talking to anybody. That's the whole thing. It's like a man couldn't last a week in a period. Women's shoes. Is it worse than a sore throat? You should have seen me this morning, brother. What is it like? It just feels like you're being stabbed. And then it's kind of twisting. And it's like, you know. Okay, but it's only, is it, does it, does it give you like a sore throat? It's like my biggest concern. I hate sore throats. It doesn't give you a sore throat. Those ticktocks that's like, when you have a sore throat and you're looking at everybody and you're like, God damn, you're so lucky. You don't have a sore throat. I always think about that. And sometimes I'll get that ticktock when I don't have a sore throat. I'll be someone's listening to this with a sore throat right now. Yeah, probably like, fuck. Why do you get sore throats? I don't. I'm such a hypercontractor that when I get sick, yeah, I think about that moment for months. And I'm like, it's going to happen again. It's going to come back. I'm going to, I'm going to be that sick again. It's happening. Like I know in October, I'm going to get sick. Right? It's going to be bad. And I'm not looking forward to it. But yeah, okay. So tell me more about this thing. Well, it just feels like, sometimes like you're, it's like lower, but like there's so much pressure going on in the front that you're back, like you're lower back. Just feels like someone just like pushing on it. Does it hurt when you pee your poop more? No. That doesn't change anything, huh? That doesn't affect it. No, your pee hole, your vagina hole and your bad hole are all different. It's not just one hole down there. No. Interesting. So then when, when you're bleeding, is it how much of it is, how much of it, is there a lot of blood? As you've had, it's like, it starts low at the beginning and low at the very end. And then it's sort of like peaks in the middle days. And how many tampons do you have to go through today? Like on a heavy day, like probably three. Okay. That's kind of what I would guess. Yeah. What's the, what's the question that girls ask, ask me about your period, and they'll see if I don't know. I kind of have tackled everything. But like girls will ask you, do you know what a period is? It's, it's like when you're getting, you're getting rid of your eggs. Your eggs are shedding to make you lose. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's, it's, it's not really your eggs, just like the lining of your uterus that I guess would essentially like hold everything. Yeah. Okay. And I apparently girls only have like one to two eggs a month or something. No, that's definitely not true. Really? But it's not like sperm. Oh my god, you're right. How many? Just one. Yeah, that's crazy. There's only one egg per period. That's why they're so expensive. That's why if you give your eggs to somebody, especially if you go to Harvard, have we talked about this here? I don't think so. Okay. So someone was telling me this the other day, if you go to Harvard or Yale, and you're an athlete from Harvard or whatever, you could sell your eggs for a lot of money. Hmm. But you'll, you'll only get one like a month or whatever. But you can sell them for like 80, 100 grand. Okay. If you had to guess how much, how much blood do you think is lost during a period? Um, like, can we talk in terms of Celsius cans? Because I don't know like leaders and stuff. Come on. Yeah. I've always been curious about that. Like, how much blood is it? Is it? You can use, use an inanimate object to describe it. Yeah. One Celsius can full of blood. Wrong. It's only about 60-able spins. Oh, what the fuck? You guys mentioned about half the Celsius can. It's actually a lot less than I thought. Wait, that's actually crazy that I thought it was one bottle of Celsius. That's crazy. What else should we talk about? I mean, I'm really excited, Jay. What's something that we don't, that you wish we knew more about you? Um, I feel pretty lost lately. What the fuck? This is like a somber pie. I feel lost coming over here lately. Why? Because it's just like, I don't, I like hanging with you guys, but then lots of times when I'm here, so like the inner circle people, I love you, Nat, John, Tay, Alex, can hang out with those guys all day. Yeah. But then when I come over and there's like new people here that I don't know, I'm kind of like, I don't feel like I should be here. And then we don't really film anymore. So it's like, so it's like there's no, it used to be before I could justify it. Well, I'm working. I'm here to work. I'm waiting for Dave to bring the camera out and then we'll maybe we'll get something. And then I'll go home at a decent hour, but I don't have that anymore. I actually kind of feel that, of course. Um, but like, I don't know the random people here either. Natalie, Natalie has, even my roommates have brought that up. They're like, it's getting too random here. Yes. Are you blaming me? Huh? Are you blaming me? No, no, I'm saying you've said that before. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, yeah, you're gonna say Natalie has some weird friends. No, yeah, see that we got when we got home from Pacoima. Yeah. We were like out to like 10 p.m. We got home. Yeah. And there's, I'm not kidding you. If I felt like a dad that just got home and there was like a party in my house, it was like what 50, 60 people here? No. Oh, on 4th of July. Yeah. And I had no idea single soul. I had no idea who anybody was. And I left Natalie in charge of the house. So I guess that one was actually your fault. That's what I thought you were gonna say. But it wasn't me like, no, I know, I know. But like that, I was like, that was like the my first time where I was like, what the fuck is going on? I always think that about you. I always think like, you know, you're so gracious with your house. But then at some point, you must be like, hey, fucking everybody, get the fuck out. You must feel that way. Well, it's just so easy because they can go upstairs. Right. That's true. But still it is your house. The only time I don't like it is I don't like when people at the house are bothering the other people at the house. Right. If they're bothering your roommates. Yeah. I don't like that. Or I don't like if they're bothering other guests. Like if something like, like there was a situation where like there was like, no, it wasn't a situation because I don't think either remember where the situation, but I didn't like it. It was there was like a celebrity over at the house. Yeah. And then like are are another person that's here like went right up to him and started like recording him in his face. Like acting like they're like best friends. And like, I don't like that. Like that's not like that's not. So it's not okay just not somebody not their consent. I see about their consent. Wow. Holy shit. You're right. I don't know if the person's famous enough. You can't do it. Yeah. But for me, you're good. You're good, Jay. No one gives a fuck. Yeah. Yeah. You don't get those rights. No, but I just I do I do feel like like I was here on 4th of July and then Naveen felt sick and so then I was and then I got home. I was going to come back and then I fell asleep. My parents brought that up. What did they say? Well, my parents were like my mom was like she said that it was rude that all of these people walked in and they didn't say hi to her. Oh. And my parents have always been like that. Sure. Like shoot. Like I remember one time, one time I had to tell Alex. I was like, you know, my my parents like you need to start saying hello. And and it got to the point where Alex had walked into my house like when we were children. And my dad would go, hello Alex. He do one of those like, you know, like really make you feel like shit. Yeah. Like to really get it in his head. Yeah. And from that I mean, Alex now always says hi. It's always hi Mrs. Dober. Kind of Mrs. Dober. Like it's just like it's like a trauma response at this point. Or he I think he's learned it. And same with all my friends like everybody now always has had my parents. But I was telling my mom I was like, I guess this is a niche situation. Yeah. And I'm like, I actually appreciate that people don't say hi. Because there's like like there's like so many people that come through the house. If everyone came over to dat me up and say hello. Right. And I'm not just this is like an this is an uncommon amount of people that come into the house. Yeah. It's 80 people a day right now. Is that fair to say? Sure. 80 people. If 80 people came out to me while I'm sitting on my couch. Yeah. And dat me up because out of the gym or they're playing on the pickleball court, I'd be like, no, no, no, I'm over. I'm so sorry. Like it's just like and then I hate when people ask this is again, uncommon. This is not like regular etiquette. This house operates a little bit differently than regular house. But like if someone comes to me like, can I have a water from the fridge? Yeah, you hate that. Fucking hate it. Like please go. Take Vardon does it to me all the time. Vardon asked me yesterday if you can have a water. I'm going to start saying no to him. If you want water, you got to go somewhere else. Please stop asking me if you can take a water. But yeah, so my mom didn't really understand that. But like, I don't know. Am I crazy for saying that does that make sense? No, that makes sense in this area. Like if I was fielding every hello every time. Sure. But I get it to the point where like, I don't know, but also this isn't off. This isn't a house. What is it upstairs? It's a home. Down here, I want it to be the reason I don't have to leave the house. And because there's so many people here, I get to interact with like everybody. It's like the dream. I don't. Here I am talking about the house again. It's just reminds me of high school. Yeah, I want that at my house. I want more people coming around. But I get what I get what you're saying. It's like, I do I also feel like kind of like a stranger. I don't know. Natalie has been wanting to be like, we need to like figure out who comes into the house now and make it a lot more tighter. Right. It's a fucking free for all here. And I'll be sitting here working. There's like 10 different random dudes I've never seen in my life are just like walking around with their fucking shirts off after the gym, getting something to do with it. I don't know. I think that's the [BLANK_AUDIO] problem that it's got into so that's like charge for the gym. - Wasn't that the original plan? - I mean, not charging to sell them to go home. - I think it's a lot of people that like work out here. - Yeah. - Will like also use this as like a soho house. It's like after they're done working out the like sunbathe, go for a swim, take calls. - Yeah, I know. - Like ping pong. It's really funny. I don't mind it. I think it's fun. I think that's cool, but like it's now it's now starting to bother me because like-- - It's also summertime. - The people we work with. - Like Brookhally and Natalie who are all in their computers like getting actual work done. - Yeah. - Or like we can't take calls anymore. - Right. - Because other people are taking up my room where I take the phone call. - Right. - And like this is a little kind of like-- - People are like fighting for like it's like, it's almost like there's cubicles. You're like this is the movie room, right? Like the movie room will be taken 'cause someone will be taking your call. Or the guest bedroom, someone will be taking your call. - You need a bigger house. - Amen. - I do feel like I've grown this house in a way. - Oh yeah. - I was kind of feeling that like I just, not the outgrown it, but just like-- - Yeah, not like, yeah. But like for what we want this house, for what I want this house to be. - For what it's become. - Yeah, I need a house that functions differently. This is what, okay, so there's this house I've been looking at. I don't want to spoil anything. I don't think anybody will come up it. But there's this house I've been looking at. It's a complete tear down. It's like a, it's a beautiful spot up in the hill. And it has a tennis court. And I'd love to completely change this tennis court into like a facility, like roofing. - Like a party barn. - Yeah, like a barn, but like, put like pickleball in there. And the gym and a lounge and like have that be. - Indoor pickleball? - All indoor. - Yeah. - And then at nighttime, we can dress it to whatever, like if we're having a branded thing. - Right. - We can have like, you know, we can do parties. We can have events there. So like the house is not touched. But you're still getting that like fun vibe of like being at a house party. - Right. - 'Cause you're pulling up to a house, but like just separating the two. So like, I don't know. I really like to use my house for both living and for hosting. And I feel like now that I've discovered that I love that as much as I do, I feel like I could now like design a house that's perfectly fit for that. And this house really pays for itself. Like completely. I've never had, you know, with when you throw parties. It's not even that, but just like the amount of things we've used it for, like, you know, like even like wellness days or like a brand will want to rent this out. - What do you charge? - A contest music video here. - What do you charge a brand if they want to rent it out? - If they want to rent it out? - Yeah. - If that phone want to have a lunch in here. - That's a cost. - Like probably two to three hundred thousand. - A lunch in? No, it does not cost that much. - No, I'm saying like to like redo the house. - Like a proper, yeah, birth, like birthday level or like Halloween level event. - Yeah. - Probably two to three hundred. - Well, I'm not even saying, that's like, that's saying they're gonna have that many people. I'm saying a brand once in a like 50 people. - Yeah. - And they want to transform the house and they want to have like a nice dinner like in the backyard. It's like two to three hundred. I'm not, like, I'm not, yeah, like if it's not my event and yeah. - Right. - But yeah, which pays for the mortgage, you know? - Wow. Pays for a few months of the mortgage. - Yeah. - It's nice. - That's really nice. - I don't know, I love this house. I love this house. It's so fucking like it got so fucking like it. It's so lucky. It's like, you have no idea, you have no idea. - It's nice. - Well, I appreciated the phone call last night to come out. That was good. - To where? - To Pacoima. - Oh yeah, of course, Shay. - You're really fun. - You're welcome to come out with us wherever. - It's hard, it's hard to, your new style is hard though. - What do you style, what? - The way you film now is hard. - Why, it's so easy. - It's hard for me. - Why? - 'Cause it's just like, it's not conducive to like being funny or for me at least. Like, or sometimes if I think of something funny, like I say it to scan. - Right. - But you're not there. - Yeah. - It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? - And I'm like, I think it's funny. - Oh right, like we have to be right. 'Cause I feel like I'm more going about and doing my thing. - Yeah. - Where I'm not like coming to you. - Right, or at least if you were there, you could be like, oh, this is good or not good. Let's try it. But it's like, it's just, it's just the abyss. - That's really interesting. - Yeah. - It's really hard. It's really hard to make it like, and it's also not about, I did feel that way during the prize picks thing that we kind of came up with something together that was funny. Like, I don't know if you came up or the right came up with it, but you came up with this idea, which was. - Everyone doing the read? - Yeah, everyone doing the read. And I was like, okay, this feels like a bit. I get it. I know I see what the game is. I get it, I get it, I get it, you know? - Oh, interesting. - But I haven't had those moments in a while. - I just don't think you've like, come on a trip with us. - Like, the trips are really fun. - I was on the trip. - You didn't think like, going to Brazil was like, felt very like you knew what you were doing there. - I guess there were moments, but it's just not, I don't know, it's different. It's just not like, you're not there. You need to be there. You're like the arbiter of like, okay, this is funnier. This is not funnier. - Yeah, I understand that. - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - And it seems like you're more concerned about, how you're coming off, which is totally valid that you're in front of the camera. So you're like, do I look fucking stupid right now? Which, yeah, like, and you do. No, but which is totally valid, like I get that. - Yeah, like I'm not directing. - No. - No, no, no. - You kind of are somewhat. - It's a little different. It's also easy. - You're also not even directing any bits. You're not going for bits, either. - No. - There's no bits that happen. - I love that. - Yeah, that's great. I don't know, I've, I like it a lot more. - Yeah, let's more grown up. - I hate the editing, but it's just so fun to be able to like just sit and not hold it. I just fucking, I hate holding camera. I hate the optics of it. I hate how it looks. I'm so self-conscious of looking like a little fucking loser with a camera in my hand. I don't know why. - But it's the same. You show up with a cameraman. You look the same. You're still the YouTuber filming. - Yes. - Still a guy filming. But in a lot of places, there's a lot of people that are filming me, sometimes it just blends in to the group of people that are already filming me, which are kind of like rather than me filming something and then everyone filming me filming that. I don't know why. I don't know why that trusted me out so much, but it's just like social media people in the wild. It just feels like it ruins all the fun and the magic of the vlog. Like I used to, if I saw a camera in the shot when I was vlogging, I would be like, or like if Scott was filming and I filmed Scott filming, I would hate that. I would hate to see his camera. 'Cause I feel like it would ruin it. I don't know, make it feel like we're filming something rather than just hanging out. I don't know. What are you gonna say now? - I was watching this new show. I guess it's not new. It's been out for a while, but it's called Dating Naked. And they match up these couples. And it's essentially like love island, but you're completely naked. - Okay. - Like vagina out, penis out, and everybody's just mingling at the villa. Completely naked. - Is it lured? - No. - What? - No, it's not plugged. - Dave's like, I gotta go. - Yeah, wait, wait, wait. I gotta watch the show right now. - No! - John! - Wait, wait, can you watch people get like boners? - I didn't see anybody get a boner on the show. - Damn man, that's like, that's, that's, come on. So the best part. - I'm sure I wouldn't have thought you'd ask, but okay. - Wait, really? That's so funny. - Can I even get boners? - Well, it's so funny to watch a guy be having a random conversation. - Well, I was like shocked by that, because they think-- - Actually, don't get boners that much. I've been thinking about it. - You don't? - No, sorry to cut you off, but like, why not? I was sick at about high school, and I thought boners would be such a bigger problem growing up. - Yeah. - Like in high school? Like, there's a social studies. You're leaving social studies with a boner. For no reason. It's kind of crazy. When you're first, sure, what does that mean? It's just hormones, what is that? But like, I thought that that would be like a regular thing in my life, maybe getting boners. - Yeah, don't you wake up with a boner? - Sometimes, but like, I thought it would be like, you'd have to walk a certain way out of the fucking out of class, like with your books in front of you, whatever, or like sit randomly, but like, and I thought that would be like forever thing, like if I'm in a cubicle, or if I'm in a work setting, or whatever I'm doing, like a random boner attack would happen, and that's not the thing of adulthood. If you're a younger kid listening to this, I want you to know it's gonna be okay when you're older, and the boners aren't gonna get in your way. But yeah, sorry, keep going about your show. - Well, I thought that too. I was like-- - You thought you'd have a boner? - Yeah, I thought I'd have more boners in my life. Now, I just thought when the men would enter the villa, like, even like a half-chop or something would happen. Most of them are on circumsized, by the way. - Well, you know that's like a thing, right? - What? - That's like a statistic that most people in the world are on circumsized. - Uh-oh, okay. - Are you watching this on like OFTV? - No, I'm Paramount Plus. - What? - Paramount Plus? - Yes. - They're completely naked, tits, vaginas. - But what are they do? How does no one get a boner? - They're all just standing around, I don't know. It's the craziest thing. - So no one's actually like fine. When they make out, what happens? Do they make out? - Okay, so I only watched the first episode where they like get to know each other because I was like, whoa, like, I have to like talk to you guys about this 'cause this is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. They're all just like hanging out. - Are they attractive? - Averagely, yeah, like not unattractive, of course. - Okay. - But not like, they're not like, they're also like more middle-aged, like more adults. - Oh. - Okay, yeah, I think you have to have some kind of like courage for that. - Yeah, I mean, we think about it. If you-- - No, no, I feel like a 25-year-old would actually want to be naked the most probably. - Wait, if we put you naked right now in the living room and everybody was naked in there, right? - If I was in a tank top in the living room, I'd be freaking out. - Right, but you wouldn't, you wouldn't pop a boner. If I had a camera, and there's a sound guy, and like, oh, Dave, it's time to shoot. Nats nude, I'm nude. - Okay. - I'm not gonna pop a bone. - I wouldn't pop a bone. - Okay, good, but we're in agreement. - Yes, but if I'm a guy going on a show, yeah, where I wanna be naked around people, I'm probably popping more boners 'cause I'm so confident in myself, right? - You just love your bone, dick. - Not that, I just like being naked to me, obviously isn't a fear. I would be the smallest I'd ever be if you guys had me be naked in the living room in front of everybody. - Right, I mean, I just don't think. - I don't know. - I wouldn't pop. - So what's the point of this show? - No one's getting boners. - Well, the whole point is that you're just like bearing it all, like there's like nothing to hide, you're just like putting your full self out there, I guess. - Wow. - Which actually makes sense. It is like kind of a really interesting, like, concept for a show. - No, what's a good concept for a show is you interview for the fucking, you interview the horniest guys that can get boners, you put them on an island, winner, last person to get a boner, wins $100,000. That's a good concept for a show. That is probably a funny guy. - It's incredible. - Call Jimmy, huh? - Call Mr. Beast. And then you have all these girls coming out, you have all these things that are happening to get these guys boners. And these guys are running around trying to avoid the girls. And the last guy with a, and then there's a little alarm that goes off when somebody hits a boner. - From the mind of David Dobrik. - And then it's like, and it's playback, it's playback. It's like, I'm so sorry, so sorry, Ron, but look right here when Cindy approached you. - Cindy? - You've got a half chop. - Right. - And then they're, they're avoided off the island. - We just see a good name. Boner alert. - Boner alert. - Naked dating is pretty good. Or dating naked, that's what it is. - No, a name for David's show. - Yeah. - No, I know, but I'm just saying something like that where it's like, you're still saying it's naked. - Last to mast. - Last to mast, that's pretty good. Boner alert. - Boner alert. - Boner alert's so good. - Chub. - Chub or Dub. So Chub or Dub, like, Dub, like, W, like you win. - Ah, Chub or Dub. - Chub or Dub is good. - Wow. - Yeah. - Wow, you got it, you nailed it. - Chub or Dub. - That's pretty good. - Oh, it was pretty good. - Shall I pitch it to someone? - Okay, David wants to pitch an idea. - Okay, guys, we have two women here. They're about the ages of, I mean, how old are you guys? Can you guys just please tell us your ages? - 23, I'm 26. - Okay, so you guys are, like, in the Love Island range, right? Like, you guys love watching that shit. I came up with a new show, and we want to know if you guys would be into it. We just came up with it. And since you guys are the demographic, we'll know. It's called Chub or Dub. Okay, so, first of all, anything that's sticking out from that, and I may work on the name. - I mean, it sounds intriguing. - How? - I just love how they both looked at me, like, not even. (laughing) - It sounds intriguing. I think it's a little too aggressive of a name. But basically, the show is, have you seen that new show that's Naked on Paramount Plus? - You feel like the Naked Love Island? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Have you watched that? - I haven't watched it, but I know from Twitter that it's a thing. - Okay, so it's very similar to that, but it's basically, you interview 10 guys that, like, the horniest guys ever, and then just, like, too hot to handle, they get on the show, and everyone's like, "Fuck, we're on too hot to handle. "We can't fucking kiss each other." - But this is, these 10 guys are on this island, and they're naked, and the rule is they can't get a boner. And the second they get a boner, they get kicked off, and they can't win the prize money. - There's girls there, or they just all know. - There are girls. - Okay. - So the show puts these girls against them to try to get them to have a boner. - Where did the name come from? - Well, Chobb is like, when you have a boner, and Dobb is like, when you win. - Oh, I guess I was singing Chubby. - No, no, no, no, no, no. (laughing) So, yeah, so the whole promise is basically, it's, I guess, maybe the-- (laughing) - They hate it! - Wait, do you guys actually? I think they don't like the name. - I wouldn't say I would like watch it. - No. - I mean, no one wants to like see a random-doose boner, you know? - But you're not gonna-- - Wait, what's being aired? - Same place, same place Paramount, whatever. No? You guys don't like this idea? - What's it, what if I had an idea? - And when the guy gets a boner, it's like, there's a playback, and then there's an alarm that goes off the boner alert. - Oh my god. Please, is it associated with this? - Huh? - Will you be associated with this? - I'm the host. (laughing) - Wait, so you guys not like it? - I think it's like a very, it's like tailored towards men, but I don't know if men would actually want to watch it. - Okay. - But the name is pretty aggressive. I don't know if I can go with New Asia. - Okay, so let's feel like we'd have to workshop it in a way for women to want to watch it. Like, what if all these guys are in relationships? And they're-- - And they wouldn't have to do it. - And they're women-- - A boner from random men? Like, oh, sorry, random women. - Yeah, and their girlfriends are on the other end. - So it's like a mix of temptation island. - Yes, and their girlfriends are on the other. I'd be like, my husband would never have a boner for another woman. Like, we're gonna win this and take it home for our kids. That is that better, would you watch that? I'm just combining a bunch of shows. - Yeah. - I think it's more interesting, but I also think it's kind of impossible. So I don't know if I want to put it in. I don't know. - Okay, well that's it, honestly. - My daughter's friend filmed me at GoGreek. What do you think of that? And sent it to her in a text. - She filmed you? - Yeah, and sent it to her. Like, hey, your dad's a fat fuck. He's at GoGreek. - He's at GoGreek. - Wait, she didn't say that. - Are you know her? - No. - Like, you've never met her before? - I don't know this bitch. (laughing) - How old is she? - Fucking no. 17, whatever. Girl, you think that's a little weird. - I grew up with a dad that's on TV, so not really. - Who's your dad? - White Randy Moss. - Who's white Randy Moss? - White Randy Moss? - If you Google White Randy Moss, he's who pops up. So I grew up, like, my friends would always send me pictures of him. - Oh, fuck, I was thinking of black Randy Moss. - Randy Moss, the football player? - Nope. - He's a. - A reporter for the NFL network. - Oh, he's a dad's a sports reporter. - Yeah. - Oh, amazing. - Will he see a football player? - He was not, no. - With the unfortunate name, just, like, Randy Moss. - He didn't come first, he is the OG. - Wait, why is that unfortunate? - Because it's another guy named Randy Moss. - Oh, there is. - Yeah, a big football player. - Oh, that's why he goes by my way, Randy Moss. Oh, okay. - But that's kind of cool. He played it. He turned it around. - Yeah, no, and he's been, there's been multiple times where he's been booked. - So he's on TV. - How would he feel about Chubbendub? - I think we get her dad to host. He can write Randy Moss to host Chubbendub. - Yeah, well, I honestly think that maybe the, an NFL reporter would be, like, perfect. - Perfect. - For Chubbendub. - Yeah. - Can we get your dad to host? (laughing) - Dad, so I'm, you know how I got that new job, right? My boss wants to pick you up to choose something. All right, guys. Well, let us know how you think about, what you guys think about Chubbendub and if you have anybody and, like, if you have anyone that works in television, you wanna put you to your parents, please let us know what they think. Obviously, I'm gonna work on the name. I'll have better names next episode. Thank you guys for listening to the pod and we'll see you guys for next one. Go watch Jason's Daily Vlogs. You still do those? - No. (laughing) - You actually not? - No, the Daily Vlogs? - Yeah, no. - I haven't done them for a while. I told you that. - Okay.