David and Jason Win $10,000

what's up guys we're back to views we are back with another episode i'm sorry natalie's back and jason's here um guys we just got back from florida florida we had a good time so fun the best weekend of my life um yeah we actually did have a good time that's great i got the big room oh yes that's really that's really nice of you guys yeah we got to our airbnb and which is always so stressful for me i don't know why like because i don't like disappointing people and like i feel bad that i get the big room obviously not that bad obviously because i'm still realistic about it all these years i'm not faking it i'm not faking it i put myself in everywhere else's shoes sure and it makes sense as he would say no no no because it makes sense it makes sense no matter how i chalk it up david's paying for the airbnb sure and the flights david gets the room makes complete sense but it still is it's still not fun like i don't like going into the house and being like where's the master i don't like doing that i don't like doing that um but this time i went to the big bedroom yeah and it was too big too big for you yeah what's that cartoon where when goldilocks when goldilocks is trying all the beds and stuff and she's like it's too big oh yeah yeah yeah what do you mean what how do you guys not know that's cartoon you said cartoon i think you mean favorite i was like rugrats yeah no we went into it it was just too big and then jason was like are you is there something gonna happen to me i was like you just take it you take it with naveen you were really confused i was so confused i thought there was a big prank coming or something but then you just take it you take it with naveen you were really confused i was so confused i you uh you woke me up in the middle of the night and you stuffed a incrustable in my mouth that was crazy that was that was crazy that was that was demonic i was so mad at you oh but i was drunk yeah oh i don't remember this at all oh yeah you came in okay you knocked on the door you came in and we were already in the beat and i were asleep and you you had an incrustable and you were like you're like jay jay wake up wake up and i was like no no no and you're like here take it and you put it in my mouth and you put it in my mouth and i was like no no no and you put it in my mouth and it tasted so good dude i try not to eat that stuff that's really and i was like oh oh i'm so mad that's really fun yeah i guess the room positioning kind of fucked you yeah because we got we got back and zane was drunk and everybody was like being fun yeah this is like oh fuck we need jason out here so i grabbed an uncrustable i was like i gotta wake him up with peanut butter and then you tried to set up zane and natalie that was your big pitch while you were drunk um will that make the vlog i think i don't know i was trying to set up zane okay because zane's mom um thinks that natalie should be with zane she really thinks that well and i was drunk and i was seeing it too i was like wait this makes sense like why don't you guys just start hooking up it makes no sense really i do not see natalie i told this to zane and people won't understand this that don't know zane yeah it takes years to learn zane do you know what i mean yeah the whole like personality the language how he communicates it no one no one will understand this listening to this no one they'll be like what the he's probably just kidding no it takes years almost a decade to understand and master the art of zane give us an example what is something that you've learned um well when he gets snappy with you yeah like okay something i've learned yeah and and i actually told this to zane for the first time when zane gets drunk he gets like aggress not aggressive in like a mean way yeah he gets like loud and he gets like loud and like sometimes he'll come over and start trying to start spanking you or like licking the side of your face yeah it's just you know like when like he's being funny and like it could be really scary when he's coming at you because like he's about to lick you or whatever's gonna happen yeah but and and i used to run from it yeah for years and now i've learned that that's not how you do it you can't do that you can't run away you gotta just you gotta face it and you almost gotta start licking him back you know if you come over here i'm gonna fuck your mouth that's how you start talking to him so like that that's a very that's a very specific wow i wish you told me that that's actually years ago how could you how could i how could you get keep that that's actually not what i mean by zane yeah and by the way he only does this to our friends it's not like he's like running around no no no no no no he only pulls a knife on me yeah yeah yeah or like he'll pull a blade out of the kitchen drawer and then like and then you have to pull out another blade too because if you are if you don't have a knife in your hand you're a target um no but other than that like just in in general natalie's the best she's a zane whisperer oh i see so like if there's ever anything ever happening i'm like nat girl talk to zane or like well yeah i think other people are like intimidated i guess by like they don't want to like make zane unhappy like he's not actually being like he doesn't mean what he's saying he doesn't even know what he's saying himself half the time i see so i have to translate that and i've i've become very good at translating and interpreting what he actually is trying to say feeling long story short that's why they belong together according to his mom no no according to me i i i'm i'm shocked like i guess i guess you have to be like sexually into each other too right to like want to be or do you even have to nowadays you know yeah i feel like maybe it's just all i think you do really yeah maybe you could have like a very like different because like zane's the best he could sit on the couch for eight hours and just send tiktoks so i'm like now don't you want that that's like so fun he's like so good just sit there with him sounds like you want to be with zane hey i'm looking out for you are you yeah interesting now he sent me the you guys gotta you guys gotta branch out you gotta branch out you need to spend weekends away from each other you gotta you gotta go meet some different people you're setting her up with zane dude this is this is like not i'm not right nothing wrong with zane that's how she works she did in our friend group last time so i'm just yeah but she's just like she's just like she's just like she's just like she's not gonna do it again uh yeah right that's fucking that is that's exactly when you do do shit when you say like oh no i would never date anybody in the friend group you guys are all idiots i'm looking at my contenders and i mean you're gonna end up with zane don't you have a big date coming up yes i do i do what what oh in london yeah yeah why do you keep looking at me like i should know that because it was your entire fuck it was your bit brother no i i understand but like i don't know when this date's happening are you going i've told him like four times are you covering the date on david dobrik news no i mean yeah she won't know david dobrik snap she won't know but i'm gonna be there really he doesn't even know when i'm going which disguise are you bringing what are you going as i'm just gonna be the bartender okay amazing little mustache and i'm gonna talk like this hello welcome to london um no okay anyway yesterday natalie sent me um and this is a wake-up call for me thank god natalie sent me a disgusting picture of myself where was this picture it was on the plane i was taking a picture of myself and david was like walking through the aisle behind me really quickly and i did a freeze frame because i was like oh my god this man looks like a literal cup of pudding and i screenshotted it i zoomed in i cropped in on his face and i sent it to him in invisible ink via text and i was like brother you gotta you gotta start moving that body because i mean he's like he is straight back to like pre zilla pre-fitness of any kind i'm i'm not quite there yet they're definitely there i don't know i you did this to me where you were like i'm gonna be the tough love if you start going back to a place that you vocalized you do not want to be i'm gonna be that friend for you and you're gonna be that friend for me no listen it's hard to be that person you're very lucky you have natalie yeah because i mean i would never say that and then i went to my camera roll i was like i gotta find a bad picture of natalie yeah so then i sent her something and she goes that's not even that bad and then i go yeah you're right you win this one you're right you win this one with black lipstick on i was like okay um yeah yeah no i couldn't find anything quick enough because i'm gorgeous um so what are you gonna do well so listen when i started zilla last time i had the same thing happen with a friend i've said this before joe vulpes was on facetime me and he's like can i tell you something or no no we were on facetime he took a screenshot of me and then when we got off facetime he sent me a picture and he goes hey friend to friend and then he sent me a picture of my chins yeah that's wild i would never do that that's so fucking lame if you can't call your friends fat get new friends genuinely get new friends yeah i mean i hate that shit i think it's so fucking weird i i also i think it's great i just call your friends fat could be a compliment yeah yeah yeah when i say john is fat i'm actually really what i'm really doing is complimenting what a good eater he is i see yeah so and when natalie calls me fat that actually hurts no no but like i mean obviously i've been also kind of on the wavelength that fat is the new in um if my face didn't get if my face didn't get fat yeah and it was only my entire the rest of my body yeah there is not a fucking chance i would ever think about getting slim ever that would be the least of my priority yeah i don't care if my doctor was like your heart's about to give out yeah i don't care it's just my face if i when i look in the mirror and i like you know you could do it's getting hard that's that's what really you know you could do is you could just like you don't even have to exercise you could probably just like cut out one sandwich a day no so be okay what happened recently like last month the last month and a half is i started to once again indulge in like chocolates and candies and i don't do that normally so like something happened i got i got you know what i gotta do i gotta call mr beast um because if he sends one more feastable here i'm going to fucking nuke north carolina where the fuck he's from that's true genuinely it's it's too much of it too much of it's coming here and yeah i get it too i'm always upset when it's a bit after it's it's i how many chocolates is this fucker releasing it's enough they're delicious peanut butter cups fucking sent me back like two months and no one should have 300 of them sent to the house i have a vending machine of this chocolate here in my house i think it's a fucking plot it's vardan's favorite it's a plot to fatten me up and to ruin my vlogging abilities yeah because he really needs it because we're head to head right now you know we're each getting 150 million views um you got the ice cream at tommy bahamas friday night i noticed that i didn't get the ice cream jay i got the ice cream and then i got the key lime pie and then i took a bite out of the oreo i don't ever do that what i don't ever multiple desserts yeah i don't ever eat desserts and i even gave a speech at dinner i was like we should be getting desserts i think you're a little delusional delusional delusional about your eating habits you said we shouldn't be getting desserts or we should i said we should oh yeah i i think it's weird it was funny to watch zane fall zane and adam are down the end of the table and they're like the most to fit well adam's adam's locked in he's really good about not eating he's really locked in which is great and zane's like kind of riding his locked in this he's like yeah yeah yeah and they're even choosing like let's get the salmon that'll be really good and then you went to the bathroom and she came out with those desserts and you know you know when they're at a restaurant they'll show you all the desserts yeah she showed us all the desserts and zane fell so fast he was just like oh we gotta get one let's get okay and he ordered like four desserts before he even came back i normally don't fall for that shit but you guys ordered it before i was in the bathroom and then i came back and i was like oh i'm taking a bite out of all of this and jonah made a good point jordan's like you're a fucking loser if you have a huge meal and you don't end it with a delicious dessert and i don't know the way he said it i was like that's like so true you are literally a fucking loser like if i die in two months and i didn't and i only spent the last month eating desserts and not the last two years yeah i'm a fucking idiot that will be the biggest regret of my of my last year if i don't like stuff my face with dessert i don't know i genuinely think i i think like i said this before i have to accept how fat i'm getting and just double down and just keep doing it guys if you're looking to do something this summer there's a good chance it involves getting tickets which is why i want to give the sponsor of today's video c geek a huge shout out with over 35 million downloads c geek is the number one rated ticketing app there are more than 70 000 events listed on c geek including concerts sports festivals and more all you got to do download the c geek app to see what's happening around you c geek has your back each ticket is rated on a scale of one to ten so you know you're getting a good deal so look for 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contest was on sunday yeah million dollar contest dave didn't win but uh i'm just having the best time it's like this like sports place there's basketball there's golf simulator there's pop a shot i'm loving it having so much fun really fun this guy comes up to me and he's like oh he's like you and david 20k in golf and i'm like i don't think he golfs i don't golf and then he's like uh 10k and ping pong and i'm like no no no no no but like you know wait 10k and ping pong yeah but he wanted me to play i don't play ping pong oh you wanted to play him in ping pong yeah jay are you kidding me he said no to ping pong because david's really good at ping pong anyway oh yeah yeah i don't even think he said i think he was you made me play basketball over ping pong we would have fucking cleaned up i think he i think he was just running through every sport but like the camera was on me and i just couldn't say no yeah yeah yeah so it's just like i've just been trained to like when the camera's on that i'm like you just keep the bit going yeah you go yes and yes and and then and so finally it ended up at basketball for 10 000 then he shut the camera off and i was like fuck now i gotta go talk to david and he's like he's like just go over there and ask him just go and i'm like uh so then i came over and asked you yeah for 10 000 basketball that's right landed on right two on two 10 000 and what happened well tell me you came up to me yeah i came up to you and i was like i fucked up you're like i don't know what you do and i was like we got to play these guys in basketball and i and you you said yes you were great you said yes you put up the money which was good and uh so now that's that's just pure fun for me right because i'm not putting up any money i get to play some basketball it passes the time but then i mean maybe like one or two minutes into the game i was like it was life or death in terms of what kind of shape i would be like i don't know i don't know i don't know we were both uh both i mean both teams were incredibly horrible yeah like but they were in better shape than us oh for sure and i had to like sit down after a point every point yeah yeah me too one or two points for the first three minutes uh no one scored a point yeah and we were all missing layups game to 11 it was pathetic um and then uh yeah jason and i ended up winning and david did great man he pulled it out he sunk a bunch of threes which were twos that was our that was our only way of winning yeah we didn't make a single layout no so i was just like jay just james defense was incredible thank you i got all the points he got all the balls yeah so i just i was just shooting threes and maybe one every two and a half would go in yeah um but luckily we get the balls back because jason had a shirt off so it was really hard to defend him because he was just a big fucking sweaty slime ball so that really helped us out there um it was very smart smart play but why i even bring up that story is i am so sorry yeah in that game yeah yeah i you like when you first work out the first workout is the hardest because you feel like almost sick after it do you get that feeling like i feel like i have like body aches that are like sick body aches yeah because you should stretch no i know i mean yeah anyway yeah that's nice that's a good win i gotta get into it but yeah that was and then somebody um you should follow up with the what happened with the the contest who won so apparently someone's cameraman uh bob does sports the guy that hosted us yeah he was great his cameraman is the one that won the million wow yeah that's amazing there really is a cameraman got it that's cool how like like picking sports teams to win yeah it's fucking impossible i know it's really impossible my first two picks that were the biggest locks uh-huh um lost favorites yeah yeah biggest favorites the biggest favorites lost um that's what norm mcdonald always said who was a big gambler he said never bet on football because the ball is not round oh wow that's pretty cool yeah so the ball just goes wherever it wants to go yeah yeah i would have had a better like so unpredictable i consulted with professionals yeah to get my picks and i shouldn't do that i told i told natalie before i was like i should have just like flipped a coin for every team because it really is just like 50 50 momentum vibe so uh yeah but this guy this camera guy apparently won a million dollars which is insane absolutely fucking insane then we had another chance to win a million dollars to play adam was joking on the plane he's like he's no longer the camera guy fucking million dollars he's done that's really good quitting then we had a chance to play another game of basketball for 10 000 oh yeah and i was so fucking stupid of me i was just so tired i don't know why this guy wanted to play us one on two and david was like begging me to take the bet but i just felt so good that we won i didn't want to like he was he was one guy yeah in his uh he was 38 years old yeah and he's like i'll take you guys on two on one because he saw how bad we were and i was like two on one that's fucking impossible to lose right and i'm like jake let's just take it i don't take bets unless i'm gonna win them right and i was begging you to take this i don't know why you didn't want free money i wasn't thinking i fucked up it's so weird you were like i'm so tired i was like what what the fuck are you saying and also it was house money we just won 10 grand right let's just keep going okay next time we'll take it no no one's ever gonna offer us a two-on-one i told you just get another partner i do two-on-one no i wouldn't but if it if it was like a retired nba player i'd do two-on-one really i think so i mean you stand under the hoop the entire time i'm running around you think steph curry could beat us two-on-one one thousand percent you think yes yes yes yes yeah what for sure i don't know i'm asking it all if it's not make it take it yeah and we're getting really lucky on the outside yeah i mean right like if i if i go back 15 feet from the hoop like outside the three-point line maybe he follows me in and i fucking throw you the ball right under him yeah and then you get you hit Hit the layup? Yeah. Out of luck? Yeah. There's a chance, but it can't be make or take it. Right, right. I saw you having a good time Saturday night. Oh, I got really drunk. Yeah. Yeah, that was the Zayn night. That was, yeah, I got really drunk. And I didn't know where we were. David pulled up to the club and the guy was talking to him, getting him inside. And the guy said a bunch of stuff I didn't hear. And David, instead of saying all good, he just goes, okay, all gay. I don't remember saying that. I swear to God, you go, all gay, all gay. Really? You said that story before. I'm like, I don't even know what that means. What do you think about partying in Florida? How are the clubs and everything? Well, that's why I didn't know where we were. I was like, so, we were in Miami. We were in- We were in West Palm Beach. Yeah. It just didn't feel like a real place. Oh, yeah. I don't know what that means. Well, it felt like we were in Reno, Nevada. Yeah, we were in the suburbs. Right. So, I was like, are we- My body couldn't be like, are we partying or are we just at a bar having drinks? It was really throwing me off. Oh, well, yes, you're right. It was a very Miami club. I was like, what is this? Yeah. And I couldn't- No, they were bringing Miami to Boca. Yeah, I couldn't figure- That's what they were doing. My body couldn't figure out what it wanted to do. And then there was a very pretty bottle girl and I did- Then my body got really confused. I was like, wait, this is like- Are we in Miami? I was like, shit, are we at 11? My favorite place on earth? No, but- And then we went to a friend's Halloween party, our first Halloween party. That was so fun. The season. Which was like older people. It was like everyone's more so Jason's age. Yeah. I just heard Jason go up to the host. It was like, yo, thank you so much for having us. Like, I'd so rather do this than like go to the club with the kids. What did he say in response? He was like, hell yeah, dude. So that was nice. And then the best was our filmer. Our filmer, when we were at the party, he went and picked up McDonald's for us. Got back into the car. Oh my God. Got a Diet Cokes. Got McDoubles. Got extra sauces. And then the next day we were driving to the airport. His name's Nick. A regular from Ruskan was- Rolled his ankle so he couldn't be there. But I was like, Nick, I want to say thank you for what you did last night. Like, that was like a- That was real clutch when you got those. Those McDoubles felt really good. And he goes, what did he say, Jay? That was really funny. He was just like, he's like, I know, man. I was, I was, I felt so good watching you eat that burger. Yeah. He's like, I was driving the car and I looked over and you were just fucking tearing up that McDouble. And it made me so happy. And he was like, and then I went the extra step and got the diet. Cause I didn't ask for Diet Cokes. He did that on his own. He was like, I saw everyone get so excited about having the Diet Cokes. And just, I just felt so good. And you saw that I threw in extra sauces and I was like, oh, I saw. I fucking felt them. You know, as a Diet Coke connoisseur, I felt a little stupid drinking that McDonald's Diet Coke. It was the best Diet Coke I've had. I don't know how you haven't had a McDonald's Diet Coke. I didn't know that. You kept saying that in the car. And I'm like, that's like a global known fact. I don't understand how it's like so good. But I'm sorry. I won't even get into that with you. Okay. It's like saying- I thought it was a good topic. No. Okay. Let's leave it there then. It's almost to the point where like you're saying, you're saying, have you guys heard about this place called McDonald's? It's not. It's not like- But if you don't go to McDonald's, you wouldn't know that Diet Coke is the best. Yeah. Because everybody knows that. Everybody knows that. Who knows that? It's the universe alone. Because you guys go to McDonald's. Jay, Jay, it's like me asking you- No. That's like saying you- Jay, Jay, stop. The roller coasters at Six Flags are great. Well, I've never been to Six Flags. Oh, yes. That's kind of exactly like that. Yeah. It's like saying, Jay, what's the biggest fast food chain? Name one. McDonald's. Great. Yeah. Common fact. It is exactly the same thing. Everybody knows Diet Coke from McDonald's have some extra spark, electricity in them. But if you don't go to McDonald's- It doesn't matter. How would you know that? You know that. People just say it. People speak of it. Oh, I don't get into conversations about McDonald's with people. That's all. You don't have to talk about McDonald's. What about Burger King? You talk about Diet Cokes. Does Burger King have good Diet Coke? No, Jay. Okay. All right. I didn't know. Nobody has it. There's lots of things that I know that you don't know. That's not even true. It's not true. It's not true. No. There's nothing I know that you don't know. And we were playing Impostor the other day. I wasn't playing. I was just listening to you play. Horrible Impostor. The shit you were saying was so- I don't know what the word was. Bro, I won that game. Go fuck yourself. Yeah. I won my first Impostor. You can't even let me have an Impostor win. No, bro. You're the worst. First of all, this is what he said. You're the worst. The first thing that game was, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, listen, let's just call this a wash and play another round because we really don't know who the Impostor is. It worked. I fooled everybody. I could. I literally, I don't know if you heard me, but I started cackling. You did. Like under my blanket because I was like, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. And then, and then you go, you go, which actually is pretty good because everyone fell for it. Yeah. You like said a word. Yeah. That was like a movie reference. And you go- I said George Clooney. You said George Clooney. Yeah. And then everyone's like, I don't get that. Yeah. And then you go, well, you guys don't know the movies I know. And then everyone, Adam Zane, are like, well, yeah, that's a good point. I guess I don't really watch like movies from the 60s. Um, and then that really got people going. So, yeah. So that time- That was a big win for me on the plane. Yeah. That was a big thing. And it was nice playing without you. Yeah. It was nice to have a game without you. Jason fell in love with the private plane. Yeah. We got, we got, we got, we treated ourselves. We took a private plane. They've been fucking lying to you. The, the, the, the powers that be are, they're assholes and everybody should fly private. Everybody should fly on private jets. Where's this going? And I think that all, every, all of America should fly on private jets. Every single person should be able to fly privately. Someone said it. I have to say, I got to speak for the people, Dave. It's not fair. No, this is. It's not fair. It's too incredible. Finally, a guy who speaks up for the common man. Yeah, the common man. The common man needs to get on these jets. And we need to kick the billionaires off. Oh, okay. That's your logic. Yeah, we need to. Yeah, it's too, it's too good. Um, okay. I mean, I, I, I feel incredible today. Really? Yeah. I was on, they were on the plane last night. At one point, somebody goes, I'm bored. I go, you're bored? All right, hold on, hold on. Time out, time out. I don't sit, I'll sit here all day. Wait, wait, wait. And eat Tommy Bahamas? Wait, don't yell because people are going to confuse. No, it's too much. It's too much for me. Okay, well, we took a, we took a jet yesterday. We went to Florida. Oh. And we took a round trip. Round trip? Well, okay. I'll tell you why it's really good. It's because for our job, it's like incredible. Because like, we like actually, there's no better place. To shoot than one of those planes. Because like, especially during the day. Because everyone's up. Everyone's excited to be there. And we're just all stuck in the smallest like tube. Yes. So like, everyone's interacting. So it's really fun. And something happens on a private jet. And it happens on airplanes sometimes too. I did not know you were going to bring this up. So it also happens to me on airplanes. You ever been on an airplane and you're like, you suddenly like start thinking about your mom or you get like some clarity or you're like, you know what, David's a great guy or something. But it happens even more on a private jet. So you're getting clarity on? David's a good guy. You got even more clarity on me being a good guy once I foot the bill for the plane. Once you foot the bill for the plane. You know what? He's actually really cool. Have you ever been on even a commercial jet and you're like, your mind opened? Yes, you're like disconnected. Like my notes app goes hard on an airplane. Sorry, why are you having this epiphany now? Is it just because you're, was this your first like, was this your first jet ride? Explain it. Explain where you're coming from. I like sat and like talked with Zane. Right, okay, yeah. And like, it was so fun. He was just like making jokes the whole time. We were like connecting. Naveen was like, had a blanket on her. She was happy. Adam W. was fucking jumping in with the jokes. Nick went, Nick was just out of his mind. So funny. Yeah, it's a really fun place to like socialize. Yeah, it was so good. And you're just like, and then. But it's incredibly expensive. Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's incredibly expensive. I love the conversation that you had when you got off the plane. You guys were like, we should buy one. We should just get one. We should buy. Adam W. was like, 5.5 mil. I mean, come on, we can find the money. That's really funny. It's so funny. And then the guy that worked at Gulfstream that like took us off the plane was like, well, then each of your pilots have to make, you have to have two pilots. They each make $300,000 a year. Then your plane to sit there is a million dollars a year. And then the flight is another million. But you can make a million. I mean, it's pretty crazy. But if you're a multi-multi-multi-millionaire with a lot of multis, it makes perfect sense because you're saving so much time. So I get it. And just like, the last thing I'll say is just when I go on these trips with you guys, I'm gassed. I'm just like, even just going through security, carrying my backpack, carrying my laptop, carrying my butt massager that I bring with me, like my back massager. And it's just like. What do you think is a bigger jump from economy to finance? From first class or from first class to jet? First to jet. Oh, I don't think so at all. Really? At all. Economy to first class is nothing. Economy to first class has changed my life, rewired my brain to be like, I am going to make sure I make it in my life. Private jet is like really cool, but it's also so unattainable. Yes. Where like, I don't really, I just consider it like a, like a, oh wow, we're really fucking treating ourselves today. Like it's not real. It's not realistic. No it's not I don't really think like that Alright I'll give you that one Yeah One of the first classes You're going to business A first class seat is I mean yes okay An international lay down I also think I told this to Natalie yesterday Like when we landed We took two This is so All this is I don't even know the word Privileged Out of touch Whatever This conversation is crazy I understand Sure But we took two jet rides We took one there We took one on the way back On the way there It was four hours We were going during the day We were all fucking High on the Like we were all Talking the entire time It was really fun Yeah And then the way back I was really tired And hunking over And I wanted to sleep And it was a six hour Flight now Instead of the four hours When we were flying there Yeah And when we landed I was like I kind of would have Rather been on a commercial flight Nah I was like a hypochondriac I don't love being A hypochondriac Where you'd rather be On a flight with 150 random strangers Than five of your friends Yes I took a jet ride once With I wouldn't say Say who But one of the people on it Was really sick Yeah And everyone got on Everyone got really sick Afterwards Okay And it ruined My The whole perception Of how I look at the planes I'm like When I'm sitting there Oh And we got on the plane And Zane was like I'm not feeling good And ruined my whole ride I'm like Oh this We're fucked Where everyone's gonna So I had to like Reposition where I was sitting I was like I gotta get away Oh jeez You stuck That's why you stuck me With Zane No no no But like But like I feel like yeah On like a On a bigger plane You don't get that like Same suffocating thing I don't know Interesting But a first class seat Like a standard first class seat Versus Versus an economy seat I don't think that's like That crazy of a difference I'm just saying A lay down seat No it is Even Even economy To premium economy Is a big difference You are on fucking meth When I When I first did economy A lay down seat fine Yes that's a Bigger difference for sure Well my first First class experience Was I think LA Back to Chicago Or something And it was not lay down And My mind was blown Hey I got a fun fact for you I feel like I haven't taught you guys Anything in this pod We're waiting So You know like when you're Okay so I was watching A TikTok yesterday About how things actually Aren't turned off all the way So like Have you seen like On your TV remote You know everyone knows The power button Right It's the circle Yeah duh Yeah it's the not finished circle With the lights on With the line running through it Why are you laughing Jay Why the fuck are you laughing Just Everybody knows the power button Okay great Well Fucking I'm about to blow your mind You fucking idiot So the power button Is the circle Yeah With And it's interrupted by the line Right Yeah So like Companies All tech companies Would start making Tech products Yeah And they had to And they had to like put They had to Symbol No Originally they were putting text On things saying Turn off Turn on Blah blah blah Blah blah blah And that got too expensive When you're going into Different countries Because you had to reprint it In different languages So then They adopted An international symbol Of the power button And the international symbol For Power off Is The Is a circle With a line In the middle Okay Like going through the whole thing No Oh just the way the power button Looks like Imagine a line And a circle around it Okay That's the But companies Had to stop using that Because no product Actually turns off anymore So then They had to adopt A new symbol Called standby And that's the symbol You all see As the power button Which is The circle that's interrupted By the line And that That basically means No None of your tech Is actually ever off So like Even when your TV's off It's obviously not off Because it's waiting For a single A signal From your remote So it's constantly Reading the room 24-7 Waiting for the signal Is that like a legal thing To say that our devices Are listening to us? No it's just a legal thing To say that your device Isn't off Like it's still emitting Uh huh Whatever Energy Energy or whatever Unless you unplug it Then you can't actually Where did you see this? On TikTok You see how you're making fun of me? Don't judge a fact By it's intro Don't judge a fact By it's intro? Is that what you said? A fact by it's intro Don't call yourself fat No no It's nothing to do with that But I thought that was Pretty interesting That's really good Yeah so you can go ahead And you can take that And tell people Tell your friends And Natalie Maybe people will think You're intelligent That would be really cool Wow I can't wait Yeah Oh apparently There was a A guy wrote an email There's a There's a black mirror Have you watched Black Mirror David? I've seen a couple episodes I've never watched it Oh Black Mirror? Apparently there's an episode Called San Junipero Oh that's the only one I've seen Oh you've seen that? Yeah And do they go into tanks And like pick their life? Like you always talk about? Oh yeah actually Wow that is Yeah I remember The title Because everyone was like You should watch San Junipero I watched this like Fucking years ago Yeah it's very It says that people Explores almost exactly What you guys were discussing A technology that shows people To enter a simulated reality Oh yeah I got a couple DMs That were like Yo fuck Jason and Natalie For not understanding How lit this is And I was like Thank you Really? What'd they say? It was in a couple DMs It was one DM But it was But he was He basically was just saying like Yo like we possibly live in a simulation And it's like so cool I think it's fucking incredible I don't know I just think it's cool Yeah yeah we've talked about this It just bums me out And then I just like don't care I mean I don't want to like Get back down into this Don't care I think it's like good news I don't think it's bad news I think it's like very freeing It's like oh cool When this is over No it's not freeing It's like oh this It isn't real What? Nelly I'll sock you In the fucking nose right now You'll start bleeding You'll feel That is as real as it gets Okay Simulation Yeah but there's more to it That I don't understand Who cares? Stop using the word simulation Like it's like some fucking Fake facade It's your reality Simulation's another word for reality In our case here So like don't Be a little fucking whiny Fucking loser about it Be like this isn't real Why do I need to know that? Why do I need to know that? You don't need to know that You just It's exciting to know that Once this is over You'll get to go again And run it back That kind of stresses me out Why? No it doesn't It's fucking amazing It's like more and more and more I gotta do But you won't know that You won't know that You're gonna be just Reprogrammed If everything is correct Anyway I think it's Then it doesn't matter I think it's so exciting But it also like Kinda like I don't know I believe in the simulation theory And I also believe in religion At the same time I think they I know they're a little bit Counter Convoluted Counterintuitive Concluded Convase Contradictory Yes Contradictory Nice And then also Got a bunch of DMs I actually This is the most amount of DMs I've ever gotten about a podcast Was Everyone Admitting to me that Not everyone I'd say about One person I'd say about three No I'd say about a hundred DMs A hundred? Which is a lot For one like topic That's a lot Yeah that's a lot Saying That they don't watch Marvel Oh yeah yeah I got a couple of those And they kinda just stick around When I talk about it They what? They kinda just like Stick around just for you know Cause they They like it Did that Did that How'd that affect you When you heard that? Yeah I mean I don't know Like will I stop Talking about it now? I don't know If I've gotten like that far I think I wanna encourage Those people to start watching Yeah maybe you need To double down And there's no better time Guys look up the Marvel order Of the order of movies to watch You have You have 30 seconds To convince me to watch Marvel I've never seen a Marvel movie Go 30 seconds Why? Why wouldn't you even Just wanna like dabble Into that category? It's just good clean fun It's not It's I understand Lord of the Rings Is a little tougher I understand Star Wars Star Wars is a little tougher I don't think Harry Potter's tough I think Harry Potter May be one of the easier ones But I think Marvel is all It's so based in reality In my opinion Other than the fact That there are superheroes Yeah That it It's an easier thing to Easy entry point Yeah it's an easy entry point Like it's very All the superheroes Have very humanly Like flaws And humanlike characteristics So it's really easy To like sink into And the relationships Are really great And it's just Especially That's time Oh fuck Shut Well listen I really hope that That you guys get a chance To watch it Oh my god I had a I had a dream last night That Natalie and I Got into like a Dude my dreams Have been really fucking weird Oh I had weird dreams too Cause they've been so basic That it feels like it's reality Yeah Like Natalie and I Got into some fight And then like I grabbed her phone I got so mad That I took my shirt off And started And started like Sexy Started like Just like Touching yourself Yeah like rubbing my nipples And like squirting No Natalie You fucking pervert Jesus No no I just got mad And I started like Pacing around angrily With my shirt off And like Like one of my nipples Points a little to the left Yeah You know I always joke about it With John And And And then After the fight I like took Natalie's phone Cause I was like I was like looking for something And then her friend Sammy Pepper Who was like her best friend Texted her To like Console her Yeah And was like His nipple was really nippling Or something like that Oh my god And it was really funny I was like Wow this is like Something I could really see And I wasn't even mad at it I was like Oh fucking Sammy And I kept going through the phone for what I was, like, looking for. But it was really. Yeah. And I woke up today, I was in the shower, and I was like, oh, whoa, that was a fucking dream. I love those dreams where it's like, wow. And it was so weird. I don't even really know what it means. I think it has to do with your body. My weight? Body, yeah. Your body issues. You think? I think it has to do with- That is true. You did send me- Right before bed. Right before bed about my body. Yeah. And it went straight to my nipple. I think it's because you witnessed someone else in our friend group profess their love for me this weekend. Ooh. And you were just angry and frustrated. Oh, dude, remember we almost kissed? Yeah. First of all, we didn't. I don't know why any- Did you think we were going to kiss? No. Did you feel it? I felt so stupid. No, no, I didn't feel it at all. That bit worked itself for like 35 minutes. Everyone was like, wow. Yeah, everyone was like, so- Everyone thought that was going to be the moment. Yeah, I thought so too. Fuck no. Jay, you're holding the camera. You think I'm going to trust that shot with you fucking behind the camera? In a fucking black car. Look, man, I'm sitting in the backseat minding my own business. You came back. I was completely drunk. And you started something. Zayn's mom, again, was being flirty, which I love. She's so funny. And then I was like, Zayn, let me just make out with your mom. And he's like, fine, you can make out with my mom if you and Natalie make out for 30 seconds. And I was like, oh, okay, yeah, let's do it, Natalie. Five seconds. No, it was long. No, it was 30 seconds. Was it 30? It was five seconds for his mom if I can make out with Natalie for 30. Oh, wow. Which is like, nothing about the proposition was, for me, worked in my- There was nothing. I was getting out of it. Shut up, Natalie. You get to make out with me. This is going to be amazing. And then, yeah, everybody in the car, I don't know if everybody was really fucking hammered or what, but everyone thought it was going to happen. I wasn't even hammered. I just thought it was like- No, no, no. Everybody was so into it that I was like, oh, this is going to happen. No, no, no. I would never let a thing like that happen in an Escalade with no overhead lighting. Oh, right, right, right. No, no, no. It was really dark. It was no overhead lighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be like a really specific place where something like that would happen. Really? Yeah. Yeah. It's got to be all fucking- It's got to be crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be the end. It's got to be a packed bit. It's got to be a packed vlog to end with Natalie and I kissing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be like some incredible genius thing. Like I fooled all of you guys that I'm in love with her and we're getting married and we just kissed at the altar. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like it's got to be like something like insane. And we're married. Yes. That's really funny. Oh, fuck. We were talking- They were talking on the plane about like pranks that we've done. Yeah. What was Zane saying? Zane was saying that he thought I would bring down a plane. Zane was saying that he thought I would bring down a plane with him in it? Yeah, he was saying like- Oh, weren't we saying that? Like is it- He was saying like back when you were like heavily vlogging, Zane wouldn't get on a plane with you. Because he thought I would bring it down? Like as like a joke? Yeah, like- Like a zero gravity moment? You would orchestrate some prank where the plane's going down. That's really crazy. That's really funny. I don't- Yeah. I mean, yeah. I've definitely had that Ilya idea to do with him, but I don't think I would- I don't think I ever knew Zane was a nervous flyer until like the last three, four years. Yeah. It's really- I find it so funny when people are scared of turbulence. Yeah? Why? Because it doesn't like really like make sense to me. It's like, what are you going to do about it? Yeah. Like just- and it's bumpy. It's like, that's okay. And like the way like pilots have described it, it's like it's good thing that it's turbulence. It's like the plane's absorbing. If there was no turbulence, the plane would just fucking explode and break apart. It's kind of like- But also like turbulence, that's also how like when you're about to crash, you're like, gosh, how it starts. You know what I mean? I guess. So it's tough to tell. But that's like free falling from the sky. That's like a different kind of turbulence. It's like we're going down and it's like- I've fallen in a plane before and, you know, it started with turbulence. What do you mean you've fallen in a plane before? Like the plane has gone like, oh my God, we're going to die. And then, you know, I didn't die, but like I've had a scare like that. And you're like, the first thought was, it's just turbulence. That just sounded like- And then 10 seconds later, everyone's like, ah! You know, everyone's screaming. That's real. Yeah. So it's hard to tell. Did you see the smoke on the plane yesterday? Yeah. That was a first for me. I think that was a way of like this plane kickstarting. I have no idea. There was smoke in the plane. What you just said about you being in a plane that's been fallen before. It just sounded like one of those like lies that like guys make. Just like sound cool. Yeah, I've been in a plane that was falling before. No, but we've all had scares on planes. Yeah, but it's just different when it's- It reminded me of a TikTok I saw yesterday. This guy was getting interviewed and he's like with his girlfriend. And the guy's like, so what do you do for a living? And the guy's like, I started a business. We're making millions of dollars. And the guy's like, oh, the interviewer's like, oh, great. So how would you suggest that people scale their business? And the guy's like, oh, scale your business. You know what? You know what? Because I'm trying to teach my girlfriend about business. Can you explain to her what scaling your business means? It's so funny. And the interviewer's like, oh, I don't know. And the interviewer's like, no, no, no, no. It'd be great if you told us what scaling your business means. And he goes, no, no, no, no. Like, I know it. It almost looked like a skip, but you could definitely tell it was real. And he's like, no, no, I know it. I would love to see her react to you explaining it. He's got a little notepad. He's writing a story. It's so funny. It's really funny. It was the most guy thing to ever be caught in a lie. Like, what? Hey, remember the pizza on the plane yesterday? Oh, yeah. That was crazy. That was so crazy. Oh, okay. So, well, first off- First off, we got on the plane, and food just kept coming. Yeah, I had ordered us dinner. Like, I had gotten, like, an Uber Eats order. We ordered Tommy Bahama steak. Yes. Natalie ordered that, which is the best. So good. And then, I guess, the company that we chartered the plane from wanted to surprise us with other, like, yummy food items, I guess, for the flight, which I didn't know about. But, yeah, so they got, like, Outback Steakhouse. They got this pizza place and a bunch of other things. Natalie also ordered Bundt cakes. No, no, no. They ordered the Bundt cakes. Oh, my God. Dude, it was disgusting, the amount we were eating on the plane. I mean, it was disgusting. And it just kept, we couldn't take off, because the deliveries kept coming onto the plane. Like, all the Postmates drivers kept coming on. And just, it was a bit, at some point, where it was funny that more food. And then, someone got Starbucks delivered right to it. Oh, my God, yeah. So, there were coffees coming. It was fucking insanity. And then, we all had the party, or we all had the bus. What the fuck am I saying? Party bus. We all had the pizza, and- Just three pizzas. Two pizzas came on. Two pizzas. Which no one ordered. They looked delicious. And they were kind of, like, deep dish, like, kind of Dobrik style pizza. And no one ordered it, so, like- It's called death by pizza. Yeah. So, already, we were a little, like, skeptical. We're like, I don't like eating random food, because, like, who's fucking sending it? Yeah, and I kept asking the flight attendant. I was like, do you know where this food came from? Because, like, I did not, we did not order this. And she was like- And I don't know if the flight attendant spoke English or not. No, she didn't. But she kept, like, smiling at you. Yeah, she wouldn't answer me. She just kept smiling and, like, nodding her head. She was like, oh, the pizza. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, my God, this is, like, a serial killer. Like, something's happening here. And then I was like, fuck, obviously, my weakness is pizza. So, I start eating it. David dived right in, yeah. And I'm like, there's something off about this pizza. It tastes like something was, like, melted on top of it. Like, almost, like, poison. Tastes off, yeah. No one liked the pizza. And everyone was like, yeah, there's something off about it. And then we noticed the pizza, and it was called death by pizza. And then we're like, wait, is this, like, some sort of prank? Like, somebody orchestrated this. Did someone send us something? And Jonah was like- There's no way somebody went out of their way to print a pizza box. Like, that's too much effort. I'm like, are you fucking kidding? That is the easiest thing you could do. Like, how could you kill someone with a pizza box? Yeah. And I'm like, what? That's, like, the easiest. Like, you just ship it to my house, and you fucking- That's it, I eat it. Yeah. And then- Yeah, and then we found out the pizza was called For Your Enemies. Yeah, well, then we looked at the Uber Eats label on it, and it said For Your Enemy and Nosferatu. Yeah. Which, then we were like, oh, my God, somebody has plotted, and they are trying to fucking kill us right now. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? We looked it up, and that was actually just- That's just the name of what those pizzas are called at the restaurant. But we thought it was, like, the most elaborate- But the pizza was tasting fucking weird. Yeah, the pizza was whack. So we were like, oh, maybe there's a little sprinkle of something. Something happened to that pizza. I don't think that was their original tasting pizza. Something may have been poisoned. Anyway, so yeah, so then- It may have been poisoned. I mean, something- I don't know. I don't know what was going on. I was just imagining, because I was the only one that didn't eat the pizza. And I was just imagining being in the plane with you all dead. Yeah, I know. And then the bean turns to you, and it turns out you're an osferatu. Yeah. You're the guy that sent the pizza. No, she had the pizza. Oh, she had the pizza. Oh, really? And then that was my first time having Bundt cakes, which I am- Bundt cake is crazy. Natalie, you said this. I'm so angry that I've discovered them. Natalie goes, Bundt cake is dangerous, much more dangerous than regular cake. And I was like, what are you talking about? No, because they feel healthier. Yeah, and then I had a bite. It's like four times as dense. Yeah, it's very dense. I feel pretty airy. Lots of sugar. That was not airy. No, no, no. It was incredible. I highly recommend Bundt cakes and dessert and getting fat in general. And that was- I wish. And then I got home, and I ordered fucking- I got three- I got a burrito bowl and three tacos from Chipotle. I got Taco Bell. Oh, shit. Yeah, that was crazy of me. I got tacos, too. Oh, my God. Wait, did you watch TV last night? Yeah, I watched Vision Quest. Why? I'm just asking. Are you- I like to imagine what you're doing. You're a fucking little pervert. Yeah. You're all alone. Yeah, no, I wasn't stroking myself last night. You're the one dreaming about your nipples. If that's what you're asking. Yeah, we watched Vision Quest. What is that? I don't even know what that is. Vision Superhero. A Marvel TV show. Oh. But apparently I'm not allowed to talk about that anymore because people fucking hate me. All right, guys. That's all the time we have for today's episode. Thank you guys for joining us. We're going to see you for the next one, which is in like two days and stuff. So we'll see you for that one. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.