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Dave Portnoy Demands Apology Between Nemesis Employees | PICK EM - Week 13

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Dave Portnoy Demands Apology Between Nemesis Employees | PICK EM - Week 13

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Head over to bombas.com/audio and use code audio for 20% off your first purchase. That's B-O-M-B-A-S dot com slash audio code audio at checkout. And you keep saying that, like, it's fine. Well, you were at a game out of his last week at noon. Right. And I and I lucked out in the sense that definitely caught the fourth quarter of Indiana, state pen, and Texas tech BYU turned into a blowout. So did okay. Like, having slipped in terms of paying attention to what's going on. I know. I forgot. We got a tout fucking service here. We're all at 75, 75 fucking percent. I'm certain I think I'm not going to win writer of the year with some of this reaction to me. I just said you have college ball and then you flipped out. Why are you here? What? Why are you here in Chicago in this office right now? Alabama plays tonight. Oh, college ball. Yeah. Where? United center. Book the flight. Book the hotel a couple months. Illinois. I got more Europeans in their front court than Brighton Beach. All right. You already used that line, but he hasn't heard it. Okay. I don't know what Brighton Beach is. It's a big like in New York. A big Russian area in New York. You've got to talk into the mic. I am trying. You rattled me. Rattled me. I'm not. How am I rattling you? Because that's the narrative. It's I'm you say. And then all the law and then all the lost boys come down the thing. He, oh, you don't pay. Like, all right. Who's the lost boys? Just whatever. All the fucking people that love to fucking run with narratives. Who's the lost boys? Who are the lost boys? I don't know. Like, look at the fucking timeline. I don't have. I don't even know. Whatever. I don't have an army. What are you talking? Just saying. They love the fucking narrative. Like, I've slipped. Like, at any point. Have I slipped? No, I don't. They say what I'm recovering. What I'm blogging on Saturdays. I caught shit. Your favorite band. The fucking guy is doing it with the marching band on a Friday night. Granted, you were out at dinner, but you didn't get to eggnet. You didn't see that. Like, I'm on top of it. I don't care. And then college basketball starts. And then, but here we go. Like, who's the marching band in the US? Yeah. I don't really care. They played Tusk, which they play Tusk all the time. Oh, so what? It was. Are you losing your marbles? That's not like a what are you coming at me for? Are we getting there? Hey, are you losing your marbles? We're getting there. What's happening? Nothing. Just it's, yeah, I mean, it's a, you know, I just said college. Like, are you starting to forget where you put things like headphones? Because I saw something. And, and I know maybe now's not the time. Have you seen this? Dan? No. And I don't know that this is the time. It's gotta be the time. It's not now when he owes me an apology. I hate to do it. Oh, I have to go opposite. But go ahead. That he doesn't owe an apology. Let's see the footage. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Let's see. Let's see. Can we play the footage for Dan? Is that cable? Do I have to send it to him? He poked all day though. That's the party. Can we see it? Okay. Here we go. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. He lost his headphones. You lost your headphones? Meek found them. He was very rude to meek. We got ease yours. They were just sitting by the door out front. I don't know. Are they actually yours? They were sitting right by the door. How long do you think you're sitting on it? I don't think he took any problem with his phone. How long does he sit on it? He said thank you. What? It's the car slide. It's the car. It's the car. There's a chance. You think he's gonna sit there at you. He was even behind me. He fucked up. He fucked up. He fucked up. He probably lost him in the first place. Meek. Can you see meek right now? Oh, he's here. So I had nothing to do with this. I think what I was about to say, you need an apology. I'm happy that meek's here so that I know it can accuse me of saying spines back. What I was about to say is I have now spent 11 Sundays in the gambling cave with meek. I like meek. He is one of the most annoying guys we've got. Bar none. End of story. Point blank. One of the most annoying guys we've got. And it's not like a like, oh, I fucking hate him. He's just he goes. He goes. And he doesn't stop. Dan, if you lose your headphones in the elevator shaft, yeah, that was bad. That one. And he finds the headphones and brings them back. Yeah. And you get mad and can't even be like, thank you. So I said, replay it again. I said, thanks, Phil. Play it. I definitely said that. Did you play it? Everyone be silent. All right. Then play it. Play it. We got ease yours. Yeah. Thanks, Phil. Oh, also there is a thanks, Phil. Let's be honest. They were sitting by the door out front. Are you being mean to them in other ways? Meek you. I think you're muted. Yeah, you got to get on mute. Tell mommy to turn up the Wi-Fi. I was like, all right. I was on Bosco talk. I didn't want to interrupt anything. I found them at the front, at the front door. I think I don't miss my angle because I don't walk up to stairs. I think you have your angle. We saw your angles all there. So was that it? All right. I didn't think you apologize. I saw you like being like, how how long did he plant them there? And then like, he accused me of planting them. Yes. I said, how long you think he was sitting on that? I literally just walked down because I was right away. Yeah. As it turns out, it wasn't that long. Sounds like he was being nice. Right. Yeah. It was as simple as that. So to say, yeah, to say they were right by the front door like they were in plain sight though. They were literally in plain sight. Okay. So what do you argue about? He saved your headphones. Yeah. And gave them back and did a gallon thing and you still seemed upset in the video. So all I was saying is I think a genuine like thanks Phil for finding my headphones. Thank you. Would go a long way. I did say thanks. I took a breath to let all of that negative energy decompose and then did say thanks. I think that's probably you have a meek. But when you walked out, when you walked out, the last video of you walking out, you well, yeah, he poked all day. Yeah, because so, I all for you, my headphones and you screamed at me. That was nice of him. Phil, do you think it's fair to say, because like I listen, I kind of get where you're coming from because he can poke and he is knowing. But also you can kind of just ignore him. Like I just ignore him if he bothers me on a Sunday. Everybody's got to limit. I understand. I feel we had it. We had an interaction on Sunday. I yelled at you. And then I ignored you for like, I took a break. He doesn't poke you as much as he pokes. We pokes everyone. No, he's not come on, Dan. I he pokes everyone. Oh, thanks for being here, Hank. I do poke everyone. He poked me right now. What what? Did we play the clip of Rico you immediately just jump on Rico's side every time Hank? He's going for writer in the year Wait, all right, so did we apologize? He's gonna get it. I ain't right. Don't hate his right Meek me pokes fill the most. I agree with that. I agree with what I poke who the most you poke Rico the most Yeah, you don't I don't get it as much. Yeah, save his headphones. Thank you. I did save his head All right, thank you. That's all I can't see what's been played of Rico screaming at him. Was that played? It was Rico telling him to shut the fuck up and then it skipped a Phil's POV of finding the headphones and then I got Rico like being silent and grabbing them and saying thank you. We played the entire exchange. Yeah, right. So what do you have a meek fill problem? Yeah, okay, and what's what's the what's the solution here? I don't know. I took my deep breath. I did say thanks I'm not screaming now Yeah, you're handling it well. It's just it's it's tough because we said this and don't get me wrong I was the guy who swung at two bad pitches and I got two Strikes on my account. Well at all times you had an immaculate inning you struck out Swung at nine straight and the ending was over Twice went to a different company twice for sure so two strikes the generous you you without a doubt but when people know You know that somebody already got a tech earlier in the game, and then it's Five follows in the NBA 4,000 college you get the ball in the post That fifth get him out of the game. I got to learn how to not fell I'm doing okay with it. He's dealing ribs. He's trying to get dramatic Rico's gonna just spit on Phil and get kicked out of the get a sussie No, no, no chance. I get spit on me by Rico At a certain level. Yeah. Okay. I actually don't know who I am. I think you want me to be myself. Yeah. Yeah No, I have no problem with these as long as you know that you're annoying. I don't think he's a troll He's an internet troll. I I screamed. There's good guy. Yeah, I screamed on Sunday day because he was like it We were maybe like four minutes into the Sunday games and he's like Kaelin Williams has seven passing yards through The first four minutes. I said shut the fuck up me and let the game actually happen He just updates with stats like the first fucking two seconds of the game But then we were fine after that. Yeah There's one for you. Yeah, thank you for coming on me. I didn't I didn't know the apologies in the video I just saw the end of it so I'm glad that that's a big step boss go you come now you you said Thank you. Hopefully you meant it and we can move on I'm not still not sure it means I think he'd rather would have been not find the headphones honestly Is that you want to go you wanted a key you wanted a punch in the face. I Think you'd be a lot happier I'm not finding those headphones. No, I needed the headphones, but to say they were right by the door Is deceptive in the sense that what does that have to do with anything? No, no, that's the staircase in the back. Well, I'm confused why the logistics of where he found the matter Because like if you if you're like where are they your tearing things up? You're looking an asshole now like right on the desk. It's like you know That was pretty easy to feel like you didn't need to get all bent out of shape like I'm gonna end up at a front door though. Like did he use like shuffle them out your bag or something? probably was Pulling his phone out of his pocket Yeah, it probably I just don't understand the logistics of what you're getting mad at you loss if headphones Meekville found you headphones meekville brought them back you accused him of sitting on the information I guess or sitting on the headphones as though there was some diabolical plan Yeah Well, I didn't I just asked say how long do you think he was no as it turns out on when you said that he wasn't he was gone And you said how long you think he was sitting on those two people around you they're like and I think Most are like I think he just brought him back to you. Yeah Would you look at what happened was just what made me think it was a genuine thank you because you're like thank you He leaves how long do you think you're sitting on those four right? Yeah, thanks for finding them. Okay, welcome. Okay. That's all there. We go big happy. I Feel we'll see you Sunday. See you Sunday Fond yep, I won't be annoying I will be yeah, there's nothing you can do about it. You are who you are. Yeah, you said you want me I said that was a very self-aware comment. Yes You want me to be who I am annoying, but you want me to be me and I'm annoying and yeah No, I can deal with someone who knows that they're annoying where it's just like dude you're being annoying right now You can say that to him. Yeah, and I think you can say that. Why don't you say that to him? Say what you're being annoying. Yes, you're like you're being annoying I love how he's like choosing his words. Like he's gonna kind of Conversate all in like there's no way and imagine I'm lawyer as a whispering in his ear before he speaks I do not recall right I played the fifth will make use this against me. How's me gonna use it? Yeah, it's just long slow answer is like You got a meek fill problem. Yeah, big time. He's your number one right now. Yeah, I mean you was already fall out for last week of You know the whole talking out of school having people be like hey, you know You're walking down massive square garden concourse and you're saying hey kill meek fill Not see that if you have you gotten everyone back together of the writers got it. Yeah, I got a couple messages Being like hey, let's tighten it up. They're all good. That was that guy trying to become famous right? It's this and you've seen it and then people did their detective work He even said it to he was like I was in the skip belt. He's looking to be famous. Right, but I don't want to rehash history But when we give you an opportunity to distance yourself from him you're like well, he's a big-time writer. He's one of my guys We might call on him later. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't want to hurt the feelings of fans right like they're you know They're part of something but yeah, these some of these guys want to be Why my two most trusted got my my two most trusted guys don't want the spotlight Yeah, I mean you guys have the same Philosophy like Dom doesn't want to be on camera. Yeah, but he's an employee not a person I just saw on the My top got my top, I don't think I've ever been to Austin like hey, we go to a tactless person That's proving my point this guy. This guy wants the spotlight. Okay, he wants to be a star No, no, but you can't compare like Dan's guy and my guy like no, I'm saying I'm having those guys to my top two guys. Yes But your top two guys have create a committed war crimes. I assume Now though they are Right, but yeah, then they're not out They never commented war crimes. I find that very hard to believe pretty upset in the guy Wait, who's your second top guy? I don't want to Sully's one right? Yeah, well, I love so he he's definitely committed a couple crimes But that's also like what's a crime against someone who deserved it. Is that a crime? Well, yeah, that would be one of those moral questions you have to ask Who's the other top guy? Can you write down? Yeah, he's gonna write down for me. I'm just curious. I know that's how you know, it's good Yeah, you know, well that means they're good. Yeah, they're good at their job. They're like they're an assassin Get in the house. Oh, I mean What can I say what's after the comma there and then you're saying? Yeah, but that's the you're missing the um, no, I think you missed the character Okay, but it's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's the character That's a reference to that character. Do you know who that is? I know I'm the show. Yeah, I understand that but you're saying like these guys are not doing anything in the Criminal mastermind is in his his bio Also saying Sully doesn't want the spotlight. He's on cameo. Oh We don't what we don't talk about that. We don't like that. Is he? Wait a minute, what is Bruno does cameos for riders? He did a he was in a tough spot What do you mean he does cameos for riders? What does that mean? What is that mean was a band-aid what is that I don't know what that means. That's all I'm gonna say is a band-aid I have no idea what any of this me how we can't have him be out there like that? Why don't you take what a rider like people are buying cameos from Sully's soprano because he's a lieutenant in the in the rider army what planet are we on? Yeah, is he the gym is he the bad spot? He's okay. He's okay now. He was it. Hey, if he's getting a bad How much were they was he was I think he was going for volume. I don't think he was Yeah Is it on is his profile on there? I think he's that no. I think it was a jet was a true band-aid find us one of these please But who the hell is paying for these I need to see one of these I Have to watch Look, I have to see a look a hundred dollars a hundred dollars. All right, so maybe he wasn't going to volume Exactly the pep talk. I need it from Sully quick turn around time with a detailed and personal message highly recommend who wrote What is his profile? What is this profile? Rico this is something that like what is his profile? I understand, but why didn't he reach out to me because now we get now we're in a spot where I think it's just a Stalk the stock bio. We are glossing over the fact that anybody would pay to get a Sully soprano Cameo based on him being a lieutenant in the rider army. What what are we talking about as riders? He's mocking us and we could have settled this if he needed a couple hundred bucks We could have figured out a way to get it to it. Yeah, what are we doing? I know you can't be out on cameos Yeah, I didn't want to stress you out Yeah, but this is a situation His bio is right hand man to the one and only Rico Bosco in a jam and need a little help from your loyal supporters of the cause watch Bosco Industries on YouTube doc. I wish he had reached out to me He's in a jam. Why not just do a go fund me. I know the riders would have I think that might be a legal a go fund me. No, no, definitely not. There's a Anything there's a Cubs fan who every he pops up every now and then bleach your. Yeah, he's he'll just be like Oh, yeah, cubs are played in Japan. I want people to pay for it. Okay It's like it's a crazy shit like that. You could do what I want to go for me insane and by the way really If you're being honest and you have the rider army and one of the guys has financial hardship. That's how you turn a guy Yeah, that's what I'm saying Dave huge. That's that is a problem Rico should have seen that problem and come to me and been like hey We have a we have a problem here because someone could It's like a college you could do like in debt. That's how you that's how you end up with the mob That's how you end up throwing. Correct. Right. Correct someone from the new dude crew comes walking down the street with a thousand bucks It's like oh, Sally huh? You hear I got a thousand bucks for you to flip like we can't let that happen You gotta set you gotta you gotta you gotta solve that inside. All right, that's why yeah, I got build a can't believe that it would buy that We got a fine one. Can we can we find one? Do you have one? I don't have one. There's only been two it looks like so he's only done two reviews two reviews Can you tax them asking if he could send this one that he's done? I'll see what I could dig up We need we need it. I need it I'm looking at it right now. He's got his face right out there the riders are in trouble. Yeah, I might have one. Okay. Oh you have one That's crazy. Oh, here we go. Here we go Oh, that's them. All right. You just don't know how the mic's work here. Give it to me. All right I don't know how you don't know how mics work This message is so branded. He's in a scheme. I would like to know some advice for riding well-branded and brand and brand and it's very simple Whatever the big man says goes right so Right away. I know You know the wife makes plans Well, we're out on a Saturday night. We got some way to be I get attacks from the big man saying hey, I need you to be by the laptop tonight. Guess what honey We're canceling. Sorry. I gotta go home. You know, you're on your way to a ballgame. You get a text from the big man Hey, you know, we got some guys we got to deal with. Guess what? I got to turn around. I got to go back home. I got to tend to that He comes first no matter what He says jump how high if he says buy the merch. I got to buy 10 pairs of merch If he says watch my show. I got to watch the show 10 times That's the key the key is Whatever the big man says goes It's a cameo that's a part. I love it. Yeah, it's crazy and I'm looking at his tweet In debt bad with some bad people book me on cameo day help save my life I mean, yeah urgency move. I mean you've said, you know Black Friday two weeks ago Yeah, I think he got to the bridge. I think he's okay This is crazy. I love it though. The fact is like a real-world thing. Yeah, like that. This is real Like somebody would look at this and be like no way it's real But it is and that's the craziest part of this little world of ours Right. What is it like coaster? No, so this thing of ours like yeah and you there's like real world like Rico cuts off all mentions of the dude and like ends the war there in terms of like hey We're just not even gonna talk about him Sully then can't earn on the street on the Twitter streets because he can't tweet about to do Now he's got to go to selling drugs doing cambios This is all related you got to get back to wartime. Yeah We got to fight someone the guys are restless. This is what happens. I can't be out there earning. I know they don't like the IS What is it? USO they don't like the US like a USO party They want to be a war. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, we got to get it. We got to get shit together here and meek fill is number one Yeah, so we can take him down or what? No, I'll take him down But like if I saw you if I see you tonight at the Illinois Alabama game and I see you have it a popcorn Hey, we're gonna take him down. Yeah, no problem. Are you gonna see NATO tonight? Uh depends on the outcome. What do you mean? Yeah, I'm not sticking around things go bad. So you're So you're gonna if you win you'll you'll stick around yeah, have you talked to him if you texted that we got a game the one. Oh, okay Sounds like you're not gonna see NATO's we'll see What's the spread? Three and a half Illinois Can't patent Chicago. Oh, but I did it before I left Okay, what else we got anything else We have to we still have to review all the pick-up numbers at the end of the year see if they're up or down Right You're very quick to say they were down. Well, yeah, I think that we I think doing a victory lap halfway through the season is crazy And it's too abs you can't not think they're okay. Well, you were doing a victory lap halfway through the season you got to finish the season keep it together Keep it together. Yeah, face we have face We're keeping together. Oh man Are you powder? No, that's tough Don't does anyone else disagree with that that like you can't be like halfway through the season be like hey We're up this much knowing that we have more season to go you got to keep the pedal to the metal right? No, you think we just got it No every week we can be like we're a playoff team right now Yeah, but I the season ended today that numbers were up, but most seasons don't the seat don't the numbers go down as the season goes along So couldn't you say can't you say Why do we only have two ads today It's a good question. I don't know Can we get? Sully maybe selling some stuff. Yeah, I would I do so yet No, we just did do one. We just did it. You're getting a cameo. Yeah, he's gonna make a lot of money off that This one's brought to you by tick pick ever actually read a ticket receipt service fee processing fee Convenience fee convenient for who that's an extra 30 bucks a ticket tick pick doesn't do that never has never will No fees means the exact same seat same section same row cost less on tick pick fans trust tick pick for all their live events Check to reviews yourself So why overpay for the exact same seat download the tick pick app and never pay another service fee again And for new tick pick customers take $20 off your first order with promo code PMT 20 in the tick pick app terms apply That's PMT 20 at checkout for $20 off your first order All right, Jack you got anything? No, I'm square. All right, so we'll talk some college ball We got any big thoughts Rico about the rankings or anything you want to talk about yet the what is it? Yarmac? What's his last name? The new big 12 commercial. No, um, I tweeted it the new guy for The college football you're a check you're a check. Um He so his quote was That Notre Dame has two losses to teams in the top he said when you look at Notre Dame Miami Notre Dame has two losses to teams in the top 13 And Miami has two losses to unranked teams But Miami beat Notre Dame they're doing this weird thing now it all gets hairy like he did And then he did say if if they do get in the same tier which I don't know how they're not in the same tier right now He said the head-to-head would would matter more so it doesn't matter now But if they get close then it does matter and then the other Weird part is that ultimately though if you do ask me on the i-test who's better I think Notre Dame's better than Miami But I do think wins head-to-head should matter so the whole thing is is convoluted But it was better It's very evident that the rewarding teams and Felica said that too in his tweet. It's very evident They're really going to Miami is Miami Homer. They're rewarding teams for losses instead of Instead of wins. So you see that in a couple of spots Yeah, I mean Miami they've moved I actually think that the rankings for the Miami like I was saying last night I'm part of my take it was almost like when they first came out the rankings They screwed it up and they put it Miami 18 and Notre Dame at 10 and then They've just like snuck them back up. They're they're in the playoff right now. Obviously they have to they have to win the ACC But if the in terms of the bracket right now if it was if it went like this Can they get the ACC championship? I think it's they have to have the ACC champion. Yeah, I know I'm not saying. Yeah, it's probably hard But yeah, I mean the only thing I'll say about that The committee is shown they don't really care because if you go and look at florist state When the quarterback gets hurt and they're undefeated or whatever they were and they didn't make it. Yeah, that was horse shit But I agree that was horse shit, but in this case like I actually and I'm usually a head-to-head guy, but the way this thing set up Like it's a different sport granted, but the Patriots lost to the Raiders week one like the like other Raiders better than Patriot No, like the teams change. So if you have the same number of losses. I like Notre Dame I would put in over Miami. I think that right now. I think that's a little apples and oranges in fairness like so that You're judged truly by your record in NFL. They go straight standings. It's an arbitrary thing in college. They do go by rankings Yeah, I think the games have to matter. I think it's true, but it's like I think when you play has to matter. Yeah, of course Yeah, that's what people are saying. It was 140 degrees and it was week one. It was cars first start. So it's like yeah, no, of course I also think there's like the one thing your Texas thing, which I don't think Texas is gonna get in Yeah, like Ryland. I like round the people. Yeah, but I do think that there's a argument to be made like The committee should come out and say hey, Texas is an in, but it has nothing to do with They're lost to Ohio State. It's because they lost to a really bad Florida team because where I don't want to have happened is Texas could conceivably say to themselves. Hey, if we just didn't schedule Ohio State, we would have been in the playoffs this year Yeah, they also see those games the way you lose and then you get hammered at Georgia I think if that's a close game versus Georgia It's a very different conversation right now and the way that they've played they went total time against Mississippi State Don't look like trash. They look like absolute trash Now they come out and they beat a m by 40. You may be that that'll complicate it. Yep changes things. Yeah Okay, anything else Heisman feels like it's gonna be between Mendoza and San I think Jeremiah love deserves to be in New York Deftos first two games just sunk definitely deserves to be in New York. Yeah, and that's a big thing Being a Heisman for I mean it sucks no going there knowing you have no shot to win but your Heisman finalist That's a it's a massive thing. You know, you know Weekend in New York legends guys you probably grew up watching like yeah, I'd love to be there Dave you are how are you feeling about Michigan actually let's just get to the games because I have Michigan on there because it's actually not a great card Because yes, I didn't dig deep again on this card at these cards I've hated and I got smashed last weekend absolutely smashed But you still get four or five big ones that really really like our U.S.E. Oregon kind of in a stand alone I have no problem by the way with the SEC doing this because it's like what you get It's a trade-off for the first couple weeks of season when they do play SEC games All right Have you have you Yeah, you know what I get in front of the horse in front of cat. You don't want to put you know what you do this read I got stomach issues. Yeah, what what were you just saying? I was gonna I was gonna ask you a question you don't want to put but I was making sure I got the Quote right how does it go you don't put the no no you're talking all right All right, you don't put the carriage in front of the horse Well, you don't put the horse in front of the carriage. What's that the horse in front don't put the horse in front of the carriage I think that's right, but the horse is in front of the car. Whatever it is where it is Have you started looking at big 10 tie breakers? No because I know you're confident in that in that game obviously, but I don't want I don't want to go Put the car before the horse out and make more sense. I don't Carp before the horse because the horse goes before the car that makes sense Uh, I don't want to win the tiebreaker. I Kind of agree with you on that. I think it's better to not play the because they say if they beat Ohio State They're in and then just leave it that and go into the playoffs. Right Um, I don't know what happens if they beat Ohio State and then lose in the big 10 championship Like badly or something You yeah, I don't think you could fault them for that. 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There's they're gonna keep locks Lee at Maryland I think Maryland's kind of a dead dog team Here at the end of this just kind of getting to the finish line. I worry about you guys laying So many because you haven't looked great in a lot of spots last week was a true like that was a disaster Just get out of there and when you knew that was going to be a dog fight I lean Michigan here because I just don't want it. Yeah, I just don't want to take Maryland Um I'm hoping you I think you guys can use a pounding it'd be nice Boss though when I saw with you with it you know I hear he took the ball. He ran the whole show good show There's gonna be a one-man one-man show right there never never never cut anybody out. Thank you I disagree with Michigan. I mean they turned the ball over five times five times still won the game like they they dominated that game two misfield goals a couple of side penalties really Yeah, I mean it's very hard to win when you lose the turnover battle obviously five nothing I liked them here. I don't love them I certainly didn't like them against North Western. I knew that would be a dog fight I could see this one again. It's a tough card. I do have them for some reason like I think they're gonna maybe put together four quarters Which they maybe have them won't no they really haven't done it the whole season they're gonna need them obviously against Ohio um but listen Everyone's been throwing stones at Michigan all season and if they win this game What do they go to nine and two eight and two and heading into Ohio state with quite literally everything in front of them so That's a pretty good job with a rookie quarterback freshman quarterback new players. I think they're the youngest team in the big ten or close to it So let's see what we got. I love the backup running back that came in. I thought he looked excellent. So I'm not worried about not having uh Jade justice hains back, but In the other guys banged up, but listen I everything in front of us. They're gonna win the game. Hopefully they cover What did you take Rico? I took Michigan because I think a lot there's a part of Maryland guys that They're just trying to get to the finish line here. Yeah locks. Lee's a deadfish coach like no, then they said they're bringing them back That's what I'm saying, but can you love that the opposite? That's the opposite. Yeah, I use the term wrong Wisconsin won our only big 10 win of the season was the week that they said they're bringing Luke fickleback Yeah, and I like this guy though. I don't know, but I just know that they I didn't think they were gonna bring Luke fickleback They said they bring Luke fickleback. We beat that's fair. We watched fair. Yeah, it's just the wrong You got to like the knowledge. We're not gonna. We're not gonna hold your response. Well, I mean, you know It would have been if he was like fired and still coaching. That's what that would have been. Yeah, I I Michigan I'm gonna take the over in this game that Michigan Northwestern game was crazy to watch like five turnovers and all those misfeel goals and They were Michigan was trying to do everything to just give the game Northwestern because Michigan was moving the ball Northwestern couldn't Those are two of the cleanest interceptions you'll ever see ever ever like it was like That play worked in the first half And it was like he just decides he's gonna throw it before even looks to what's happening He throws at a hundred miles per hour and it looked like there was stick them on the north on the Northwestern Like it almost was like right into their face mask. I mean those were crisp clean interceptions We've got to put it together. You can't you can't have those predetermined reads But maybe we found that guy Marsha. I mean he had 9,000 catches you get him and McCulley. Maybe I don't know The I don't know how banged up they're saying these Ohio State wide receivers are they're not playing this week, right? They're two guys Uh, I don't know. I know they are being dubbed. I know Carl Carl T and Jeremiah Smith. They're probably not playing. They're probably probably not playing this week. Rest him for Michigan. So I listen, we just got to get through this week. Don't stop our toe and set it up for the season. - I'm so happy you won that game against Northwestern though. I want their title fight. - Yeah, we won. - Title fight. - We want a title. You want a title fight, but it's, I wanted, what's that? They're not, it's not a title fight. They're not playing for a championship. Michigan can't go to the big 10 championship. - I think they can. - I think they can. - They'd have won lost. They lost Oklahoma. - Oh yeah, they lost Oklahoma. - What is the tie breakers? - I haven't looked at it. I don't want to go to the big time. I've said that. - That's what I wanted to say for you walked in. - Okay. - I don't want to go to the championship game if it is us. I do not want, that's one of those rare things like, all right, you beat Ohio State, you're in the playoffs. Let's rest up, get ready for the playoffs. That's what would be my preference. To say you won the big 10 title, I don't really in this new era, it's beat Ohio State go to the playoffs. You've accomplished those two. Good by me. - Yeah, it's like Georgia right now. Georgia's sitting in the best spot possible. They're not only in a buy, but Texas A&M and BAM are most likely going to play in the SCC championship game. They don't have to play it. They could get a buy. That's the best. - Yeah, that's where the playoffs have really kind of devalued. - Right. - Georgia would, any other year, Georgia would be like, yes, we have to go win the SCC championship. - Yeah, right, and like, you know, it doesn't change like in Auburn, Alabama. Michigan Ohio State, you got to win those games, but the moving on beyond that, I don't care. - Yeah. - Only bad things can happen. - I'm more, you're right, the title fight works this. I'm more, I wanted to be that Dave stakes are similar to Ohio State stakes. Obviously, Ohio State wouldn't be out of the playoffs if they lose to Michigan, but Michigan having their season ended if they lose to Ohio State would feel like-- - Yeah, Ohio State, listen, we already know what those guys are going to do. If they win, they're going to brag. If they lose, they're going to say it doesn't matter, just like they did last. - You will never do that. - Not in a million years, Danny. - I've never, ever, ever done that. - Not in a million years. Never, ever, ever. - Dang, I don't know. - Damn it, my life. - Mizzou and Oklahoma. Oklahoma's my seven and a half, over under 41 and a half. Oklahoma controls their destiny at this point. If they win out, they should be in the playoffs. - I hate this game. - Yeah. - Off of big win, Mizzou off of big win again. - Walker told Mizzou to kill Mississippi State. They did. I don't, I don't, I hate this game. Oklahoma hate it though. - I'm going to take the over again. - Yeah, it should have went over last week. - Which one? - Alabama, Oklahoma. - They scored a lot. - It was a low total, I know, yeah. - The cheer has got to kind of do it all, but yeah, I'm going to take the over as well. 41 and a half. - All right, the other big game in the ACC, we got pit at Georgia Tech, Georgia Tech minus two and a half, over under 62 and a half. Turns out Narjouzi was telling the truth. - Yes. - He didn't have to give a fuck, he didn't have to give a fuck. - I wish I had just taken him at fish down over there. - That is the word. - Yeah, that was a mistake because he was talented. - I was forcing like, throws into coverage. Like I didn't like that game. I had nothing, I hated the board. So I was forcing games and they all lost. - Which one did you end up taking in Missouri, Oklahoma? - I took Oklahoma. - Okay. - You writing that down? - I was doing nice to Jack. It didn't sound like you gave a pick. So I was, I had it. - You're doing a nice for Jack? - Are you going to the game with Jack tonight? - The throws in my face. - No. - Who are you going with? - Oh, nice. - Yeah, we tracked the picks, yeah, I was trying to, I was trying to, it didn't sound like you set a pick. - So you wrote the note and then after the show, you're going to give it home? - You got a slippage home? - Yeah. - So like here's a nice little nice for you? - Yeah, here's a nice, there's a little nice for you. There's a little gift for you, Dave took Oklahoma. - I heard him take Oklahoma. - Okay. - Not in here. Listen, there's been some hearing things on here. Like, he didn't hear the apology or the thank you. Not in here, Oklahoma's true. You're going to miss something, we're all, everyone's. - We're all human, we're all human, yeah, exactly. - After all, okay. Georgia Tech Pit. - I'm going to put a challenge out to North Doozie that if he didn't care about Notre Dame, he'd better go win this game, take a pit two and a half. - It's taking a pit two and a half. - Yeah, take a pit two and a half. - I'm going to ride with you. - If you didn't give him a total of 62 and a half. - Hi, I'll take the over. - Yeah, I don't hate that. I mean, Notre Dame's defense has gotten good. I told you guys, really good. - Notre Dame's good. I said I'd like them as a national title bet, but I can't do any as long as Michigan's still in it. - A lot, yeah. - Okay, second last game, USC Oregon. Oregon minus nine and a half, over under 59 and a half. - Is it down to nine and a half? - What? - Down to nine and a half. I had seen 10 and a half all week. Down to nine and a half. - Hold on, I'm going to check. I'm reading right now, nine. - Okay. - I checked right before we, I, - Yeah, that makes sense. - The last thing I do before we go live on pick 'em is I look at all the lots. - Makes sense. Do you want 10 and a half? - No, no, I'm not going to work in into that. - I see you have you. - I wrote it down. - Do you have USC 10 and a half? - Yeah, but now you're going against the duckies? - Haven't looked phenomenal. I think they win the game close. You can know your team well. - So you're taking USC nine and a half? - Plus the nine and a half or 10? - Plus the nine and a half. - You get by a point? - You haven't such a good show. You haven't such a good show. (laughing) Nine and a half. - Hey, it hammered better the year, but I got to buy four points. - I didn't buy four points. I was trying to get away. - Football numbers matter. - I like USC, I think it's going to be close as well. - Yep. - I'll take USC plus 10 and a half. (laughing) - Are you got a good number? - Yeah, you got a great number. - No, I do think it's going to be close. I'll take USC plus nine and a half. - Although the way we're talking. - Yeah, I know. - Flip it, get me Oregon. - That game was crazy against Iowa. Iowa got screwed. They got screwed. I think that kid had his foot down. I think there were some, I mean, there were definitely some face masks they missed. When they can rightly look pretty pumped, but their season, like Oregon can still slip up, right? - No, not necessarily. - They lose this game, you think they're out? - Yes, who are they hanging their hats on? What's their best win? The best win in the state? - I mean, I bet. - Well, they lose this game. - They lose this. - USC's ahead of them. - Yeah, true. - True. - No, but now it's seeing there could be, it could be a four-bit league. - What if Michigan beat Ohio State? - Then you have problems. - I think, yes. I think Oregon's in, not a lot of wiggle room. They're gonna be fighting, if Michigan beat Ohio here, USC beats Oregon, the Big Ten's fighting for five teams. - Yeah, no, I agree with that. I was thinking we could potentially give four teams if Ohio State beats Michigan. - Ohio. - By the way, something I will say is that I do give Oregon credit for their win against Penn State. Like, I don't think when people are like, "Well, Penn State sucks." They beat Penn State when Penn State was still at the top 10 teams. - I agree. - National chips, they killed that program. They should get credit for that. You can't go backwards. - Well, but that almost in a weird way is the same Miami Notre Dame logic in a weird twisted way. It's like, you can't, and it works. You can't switch it after. You can't like, if you're gonna say that win doesn't count, then you have to say Miami beating Notre Dame counts because like, they beat them when they were both there. You can't retroactively go back and look. I think this should count. - Right, I know, that's what I'm saying. - Yeah, yeah. - Have you seen some of the hypotheticals, David, what people are rooting for? They're rooting for USC and Oakland. - Who's day? - Well. - What? - I don't know who day is. - I don't know either. I'll click a video sometimes and they're just, they're-- - Who's talking in the video? - People interested in football. I don't know. It's like, oh, it's like people on the screen. - Wait, no, I think it's like, I think it's guys like us. Guys who follow have shows this and that. Like, you'll click something. Like, it'll put a provocative thing and then you'll click it and be like, or my interesting hypothetical or like, are you clicking on like spam ads? - Keep an eye on them, whatever, I don't know. Either way, so what do they say? - They're rooting for, somebody's rooting for like, put a pin in this. Like, if USC and Oklahoma face off in a playoff and Lincoln Riley's gotta go back to Oklahoma. - See, this is gonna have far in advance? - Yeah, this is one of those situations I think you're lying to us on who day is. They're someone that you just don't want to give free publicity that you're saying. - That's truthfully not the answer. I watch a lot and I don't remember the name, Dan. What do you want me to say? - What do you want? - Let me ask you a question. - Hank, you watch a lot of TikToks. Do you remember when you're like, no, he doesn't? - You don't? - No, yeah, I do, I do. For this exercise, I do. - Okay. Do you remember every guy's darting? What's going on in that? - I was gonna go to Zupi or Jack. Jack, you watch a lot of TikToks? - Yes, yeah. - Do you feel that you recall the username or the show of every time when you're then telling the story back to somebody? - Not the username, but like, Dan's kind of right. Like, you would see the face. I mean, now if it's a random ass person, sure, but it's not like that. - Wait, so is this a random like TikToker that then gets day? Yeah, that's a lot of weight for one person like anything you see online. They become like well, they're talking about this. I guess I Think there's got to be levels to it like we got it. It's got to be like we know this person I thought you were talking about like a Josh Pete. No. I really did it someone good your algorithm's college football though That means he's locked that's true good point Hank despite what they say something who's they? Some people got some people forgot Michigan was old Moscow not locked in on college football I'm just making tick-tocks just to recon say that he's not He's only watching college basketball trying to get his algorithm you forgot Michigan lost Oklahoma. What? I had a yeah, you did what are you talking about earlier in this conversation? No, I just right there there there are two losses one of them was out of conference. I yeah, you're right I forgot that they can still get to the big 10 championship game. I mean that was I that was like a one second like oh yeah, it was so Oklahoma that's got yeah All right, just say you know, all right What's a mother does that listen my mother does that all the time they say they say they say they say this isn't style Like she'll give me a presence like who's they no answer my dad does it they say Like they should be no like when I say they asked to be so I always ask who's they yeah You just say they's they're saying who's who's they I want to know who they and when you answer I have no idea who they are I really don't You shouldn't be able to quote they unless you know who they are that should be a new rule Yeah, no quoting they when you don't know who they are I Definitely saw the video, but yeah, some people are tweeting about it because and I'm not I'm not saying I you're just so you're such a cryptic guy in general. This is not like I thought it was maybe Some one specific college football expert was saying it, but we don't like him because of association. It's truthfully I truthfully didn't know what it was You're a real cryptic guy trying to watch a lot of videos. Okay. We all got USC No, I switch Oregon. Oh, you switch Oregon. Yep. Oh, miss so Mississippi's not on the card this week Um, I sent this Dave to you in the thing. Have you seen so what's going on with Lane? What do you mean that he's They're trying to float. There's reports that are trying to float. They're giving him a deadline. Who's that the school? He has a deadline that he has to sign the extent. He said that was not true I know But then so the guy from Fox, Aaron Torres. He is a friend He goes I know the media's tried to convince you in this era Ole Miss is as good a job as Florida If that's true, why have Mike Elko Kirk's igniting Matt rule and Jeff Brahms all agreed to extensions, but not Lane Kiffin Kiffin is keeping his options open for a reason kind of makes sense Well, yeah, I mean, I think he's actually considering him. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, that's also Lane Kiffin. Yeah Brandon thinks that this is all for show and then he's gonna announce he's coming back the week Yeah, I could see that. I mean my question is LSU's fine. I mean you're there LSU is trying saying they don't want to pay Kelly because they don't have the money to pay Kelly. How they gonna pay Kelly and Kiffin? Yeah, I Don't know you see the buyout that I did or Yeah, talk crazy. But have you have Have you seen the payout that it was nine million is all is all they had to pay? Yeah What the Virginia Tech coach. Yeah, Frank James really I was a deal right? Yeah, I was arguing with people because Like obviously a lot of people online are gonna be like hey if you get a 50 million dollar buyout just go fuck off and my point was James Franklin is a type of guy who he doesn't get a 50 million dollar buyout unless he has a competitive I want to be that guy and you don't just turn that off and he's young So money to everything to him. He wants to coach. Yeah, I know that you makes your respective more. Yeah Absolutely now part of the contract was that he had to like get the money He had to aggressively try to get another job He could have probably faked it snaked it, but yeah, and I think that's a great fit by the way I do too. That's that's his base Yeah, the only thing I would I would not understand is there is there a wiggle room in this just maybe a contract thing Is there wiggle room where he could have taken a little less money from Virginia Tech and been like hey put this in the N.I.L But they they they had that big story not too long ago that they raised a shit ton of money in there like budget for an IL Yeah, you know and I also assumed the contract like probably has Clause is where you can't just do like a fake car like Virginia Tech can't hire him for a million dollars They budgeted N.I.L. into their program. I'm almost positive good for them. He could do well Virginia. I think I'm gonna have to write an IL check to get back in with Wisconsin by the way How much how much? Probably like 250 Doesn't that not even move the needle for them though? I mean, I don't know. I just I don't know how else I'm gonna get back in It's not bad. Why don't think that bad 250 K's not gonna not let me tell you this you can give me 250 Not good It's not good. I know that Oh, man. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't decided if I so it's not if it's if it's that not good 250 K's not no I think I think that would I think I think that money talks. Yeah, quite a million definitely gets you get you back in Like where it's like, hey, you that helps something. I mean rosters. What are the what are the rosters right now like a Championship rosters 20 male total Yeah, so if Wisconsin. What if they did it? What if they just took the check and sent it back you know, sometimes charities like don't like who's giving it like nope We don't sell this money I would respect that I haven't decided though yet because I do want them to do like that's the thing is there's not obviously I said that you know Everyone should have been fired once that once it's decided that fickle is coming back and no one's getting fired I'm not gonna be the dude who's sitting here being like well you still should fire him I'm like get back in the boat. Let's go. I want them to do well. Yeah, you're rooting for success. Right like there's not there's no Part of it now. It does no good right and I'll be even rooting more for success if I have to cut it. Yeah, yeah What do you got to do quarter? I don't know I haven't figured it out. I still thinking it's what I said about Michigan And it hasn't really worked like where position where you should be able to do NIL the correct way where it's like all right Well, I'll do it and I want like a player to be like part of P&T or something. Yeah, that's good work. Yeah It's Fran from chicks in the office. The weather is getting cooler and Abercrombie's fall drop has everything I need for the season The best selling A&F Sloan Taylor pant is a closet staple for me I'm always wearing it to work events. Happy hour anytime. I want to be a bit more dressed up and the viral Dylan dress is easy One and done perfection But my fall uniform will always be denim pair with a handly sweater a bra-free top. It's comfortable effortless It just never fails find your fall capsule at Abercrombie shop in the app online and in stores Yeah, no, I agree with that. I thought that they have any players that move the needle over there We got some good linebackers. Don't say that Nichols. We got a four four star QB Carter Smith who whose for those hopefully sticks around you maybe 200 and then and then help out No, Nick Nichols need some help on the defense if you're right and checks for play is like 250 to Wisconsin They do an IL in division three Scholars athletics 25 grand for we go. I go get a couple of linebackers You're gonna be the 85 bears 25 Grinch get the best player in division three football all of them across the roster, right? And imagine how I would do this you tell you you you talk to Nichols, okay, and you get a price for what could buy Nichols a national championship and I will I will consider it And I'll talk to my good friend Dave Portroy because it would be a very funny if it's not that expensive It would be one of the funniest storylines and pick them history Dave if we both threw it 50k and Or or who's your rival? And the cop the conference and move around a ton now and we've been so bad. I'd still say yeah Curry and the cot. Okay, so we could also maybe yeah curry and the cary end the cary end the cop win a court at the top of that conference Is tossing your car that would actually you wait now that I'm thinking about it like when it's in Dave Imagine if we did this like Western New England now it's university, but it used to be called Three football we just like you got like a power broker's like no like fan it you played it like fantasy football Almost where it's like we got ten rich guys and we're like all everyone pick a team and see who can win But yeah, get a number. It's like the cartels and the eight. Yeah, yeah, we call you call someone right now. Yeah, okay, who? Finance guy out there not the coach. All right, so everyone everyone know that nickels. We might be paying Why do you have a finance guy at nickels? We're still friends with those guys. If I answer many raises money. We do the call he raises money. He's the guy Because you can't bet on division three football. No, so it's not like no one can really say anything I'm the what's the guy from Texas tech Cody no, yeah, yeah, so I just become that for for nickels I'd be I'd be I'd finally get in the athletic Hall of Fame. Let's talk. Let's talk. All right last game What a it would be a very funny You can wait for that call Wait, you would get in the left. Let it call a favor. I would get in the athletic Hall of Fame I would be the one if I paid the money No, I think boss going went there and he's the connection. Yeah, not working. Okay. How does that work? Oh, you're you the guy right in the checker. I'm the guy. I would see him up. What? Yeah, you Yes, so if you could take a little off the top I'm not taking a firehead money in it. He'll take care of the rest. That's I'm not taking a lot of your busy guy I don't want to call you you just give me this money and I'll just handle everything else. I see how that works No, get me a connection with with I gotta worry about Wisconsin first and then we'll then we'll take care That would be a hell of a story. It would be very funny. It just depends on the price. I hope it's like I'm where is nickel space? Dudley Mass. I hope it's like I'd only be a like yeah, it might be a mill No, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. All right. You know how you're my boss I'm saying if you want to win no questions asked and you're getting guys from all over the country I'm million it. I was thinking like I was like a 50K 50,000. Yeah, yeah, I was willing to pay 50. There's not one guy on that team who's getting a penny Right to wish and still yeah 40 50 grand. Yeah, but scholarships, right? No, oh, yeah, division 3 can you don't even need score like you just got to get the bet like nobody's Academic scholarships, but yeah, I mean it's you got nobody's paying in this conference You just give a guy like hey, I'm gonna get you dominoes a couple times a week and they're like all right I'm in. Yeah part of my cheese steak get ready to learn part of my cheese steak buddy Right that might just do it itself There's just a team a team fueled on part of my cheese steak and still a blue coffee goes all the way All right last game Dave you're gonna be there P.Y. You with Sinsi Sinsi I'll let you apologize first and what for what it's a cougar nation No, I still think they're frauds Will not be apologizing He's just better the week last week the only one I have absolute them all they're gonna win this game their playoff team I'll take BYU and oh are they yeah, if they get smoked by Texas Tech again, they're gonna go to the playoffs. They should Okay, only two losses are against a legit national championship Team you should go. Yes, okay. Yeah, I'm not gonna change my opinion. I'm gonna take Sinsi in this game I may go to a high school football game on Friday night. I'm not sure. There's some gigantic Ohio football game that they had to Move they had to move it from their stadiums where the Bengals play. That's awesome playoff game. Yeah, it's around that time Yeah, so Ohio is gonna go I Don't know I have a call after this to figure it out. I mean, we have that dinner Jeff Rubies Which is an unbelievable steakhouse like I I want to see this football game. So I may try to do that That's yeah, that would be sick. Okay, so Ohio's Tates high school like he does like tick tox on Ohio state called Ohio state High School football and they do like a million views. Yeah, they read I'm it's insane. Well, they they're one of the block They're one of the states that always plays to kick off the season in August. It's Ohio versus California It's Ohio versus Texas. Yeah, Ohio is big Florida. Obviously California. Ohio. Ohio is the football big They got great teams Nash Nationally is what I'm saying. It's all I took a note. I'm gonna give that to Jackie. I'm gonna take That's a good callback joke as much as I know people say like oh, he gets all he's still throwing I'm saying if anyone wants to doubt like you know the haters and the in the asterisk people like Dave don't got it anymore He's still quick as a whip. It's good to know you're on that. You know, that's your algorithm too Because he's in there doing it No, I need you to know like we want the big three winning as many titles as possible. Okay, so I'm gonna take I'm gonna take Sissy I'm gonna take the over are you gonna be Dave? Have you had Skyline chili before? I? Think I have it's not it's not I know that's what everyone says I think I have had it but maybe not because I can't remember Cincinnati is a very underrated city I will say that I like the pizza has been not rolling in not a lot of great places from what I've heard But I gotta do pizza. I want to go to that game again and Friday morning. So a lot to do. Yeah, I do like since the idea is a city I think it's pretty awesome. I've spent at least like two or three trips there. Or on bay All right, the thriller What do you think what do you got what I've come around on him? I think he was misunderstood Or on bay. Yeah, all right. What do you got in the game? Oh, I'm gonna take BYU. Okay, Dave. You obviously are cool. BYU By the way, how good is BYU basketball? They're fine. Well, what was this what happened with that you called? Yeah, I had you caught I wasn't watching the game and This is watching football you kind of had minus six they were up like 15 and then I look and it's like I all you lost the bet They only won by two What happened they just kept pressing late. I only had highlights. I'll be honest too. I was Texas Georgia. Yeah, yeah Love that you stay locked in Texas Georgia till the end No, that game was early when it was still a game Yeah, where are you are you gonna be participating in Fees week, Dave? Yeah, I made dabble. Yeah, you got to You got to I made that was gonna be it helps because I'm gonna be back in mass I'm going my folks my parents house, so I'll be in a legal state, so that makes a big difference You got to Yeah, you guys are playing that at four o'clock. I think I'll campus though on Friday. Yeah, yeah I mean, I'm excited. I think Wisconsin's decent this year and we just haven't played anyone Right, this is where you find it out. Yeah, this is when we'll find it out. Okay cards Rico would you like to go? Yeah, so Now I'm worried about Ohio State with the injuries, but I'll go I think Rutgers that bad I'll take Ohio State minus the 31 and a half first half minus 18 and a half NC State plus 4 and a half who they play in Florida state Okay, at home pretty sure NC states at home. Okay, South Florida minus two 21 and a half against UAB in the over 69 and a half USC plus nine and a half Utah minus 17 and a half against case state Utah is just is rolling people at the case They're dead and I got what's the number in that game 17 and a half did it move? No, I was just wondering and then I got one more All right, I got a couple already. I got jmu minus 14 They are kind of getting screwed right now, and I think they're gonna keep putting the hammer down They're playing Washington state who plays the weirdest schedule in the world. Washington is not bad, though Army minus 10 ECU minus two and a half Tennessee minus four. I feel like that was Florida's last stand. That might be stupid to me Penn State Nebraska over 43 and a half and then I will save my mortal, which I think Ebo has all but wrapped it up What is the mortals? No, no, you're one bell. Oh, we're both one left. Yeah, it's what I kept saying just have confidence Ebo's eight and four. Oh, all right that U and OV game was so bad and as a commissioner of the Bob Diaco trophy and standings You should make a ruling right now. If we tie with Ebo, he loses because he lost Wisconsin beat his mortal outright No, I won't do that. We're just gonna give we tie with Ebo because we're gonna go all the way to Comprehensive and then you have to pick one bowl for both one playoff So there's still actually what there's two three. There's five picks left. Yeah, I just want to have the agree Okay, Dave your car Kansas plus four and a half against Iowa state either dig deep for a lot of these picks USC plus nine and a half Oregon Can talk you plus nine half against Vandy. I like Vandy. I'm a vandy guy. I think this will be close. They'll win I Can't read what that says. So I'll just ignore it Utah agreed minus 17 and a half at home can't state Michigan minus 13 and a half Maryland I like Wisconsin Wisconsin playing sneaky better. I like that plus yeah plus seven and a half at home against Illinois I have Florida plus three and a half home against Tennessee BYU Are they minus a plus two and a half against since he minus their minus two and a half? I got BYU and then Western Kentucky plus 23 and a half get against LSU Okay Mortals Hank Washington state Plus 14 you're going to get shame me. I Like that knowing PFT's been trolling Hank about Drake. May a lot So this is good. Sorry operates good. This is good 300 yard one kind of shocked me Comes over stats left and right all right No soupi You want a host? No Vandy nine and a half against Kentucky. Okay I'm gonna take a house state rockers under 54 and a half and Ebo has SMU Louisville under 52 and a half Okay Bosco San Diego State minus 11 and they were San Jose State. They last week were No, they did they win last week Yeah, they won. They got killed by Y2. No, that's what hurt them. They'd be looking at group like they'd be floating around Groups. I think we'll see all right. I'm gonna take Iowa minus 16 and a half at home against Michigan. I always been the bad luck team of the year. They are are a couple plays away from being a playoff team. - I think that's my card. - Yeah, I think this is gonna be one of those. Hey, senior day, go crazy. Just fucking run it up. And they are a really good team. I mean, like they were a playaway from beating Oregon, a playaway from beating USC. You know, they played Iowa State early in the season, lost by three. That's in all time. Like if you look at Iowa's entire season, it's a what could have been. So I think that you'll get a good effort from them and try to finish the season strong. Dave, you're. - So again, I haven't liked the card. Nothing's jumped out. I mean, it's the worst when you go down. It's like, I got nothing I can go through the card again again. I'm gonna take Kentucky plus 9 1/2 against Vandy, the opposite of Zupi. I've been right on Vandy every game this year. I haven't missed on a side when I've been involved with him. I think they're very good. Nobody's reached more Vandy than me. But Kentucky has been frisky at times and still 9 1/2 points is a lot. So I'm gonna take the wild cats. - Work hard and hydrate hard with Body Armor Flash IV, whether you're working in extreme heat or powering through a long shift, Body Armor Flash IV delivers faster, longer lasting hydration. With more than 2,000 milligrams of electrolytes, vitamins B and C and zinc, coconut water and no artificial sweeteners, flavors, or dies, Body Armor Flash IV keeps you performing at your best. Get Body Armor Flash IV at your local 7/11. - Okay, good show, boys. - Great show. - Fun show. - Also real quick, people getting on, and I was kind of making jokes. The Bella Check with Jordan Cheerleading. I may come to the defense of Jordan. Like I played club baseball after high school. People play like club hockey. She loves cheerleading. - She loves cheerleading. Like she's a national champ. So she wants to keep cheerleading. So maybe if she didn't have that haircut, I don't know if people are saying anything. - I'm just more shocked that there is that. - Yes, shocking it is. But like people play basketball after they graduate. - If you have an interest, there's enough people that'll have an interest, they'll keep it going. Cheerleaders don't get enough respect. It's a very, very difficult athletic sport. - Who are they cheering for, though? - Judges. - Okay. - It's like the Walt Disney thing. They're cheering for judges. - Right. - Right. - But there also is a way to be a cheerleader when you're an adult. - What do you mean? - No, you can cheer for like an NFL. - Yeah, but that's different. - That's different. - That's like there's ways to be a baseball player as an adult. - Well, not really if you're not good enough. - What if she's not good enough? - Well, I assume she's good enough. - Well, I don't know that that's true. - Well, that's disrespectful to Jordan. - Well, I know, those are professional athletes. - I think it's a much different time. Cheerleaders for NFL is very. - She's very busy. - Competitive professional athlete. - Gymnastics. - Those, did you watch America's sweetheart? Netflix, Cowboys, cheerleaders. A billion girls try out for that team. - Well, yeah, that's the Dallas Cowboys. I'm not saying she's gonna be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, but I'm sure she could be a Panthers cheerleader. - I don't know. - I think you're. - Well, that's competitive. These competitive professional athletes, they're pros. You're a pro. - Why can't she cheer for UNC? - She's running the team. - Well, you got to be in college. - She could take a class. - I got a thumbs down from her. - What? - I got a DM just a thumbs down. - What did you send her? - Rattled my cage. - That's a big rattle of the cage. - I didn't send her nothing. - Would you say like they have to get Bella check out of there? - I just said something to that effect. - And then she thumbs down it? - Yup. - Wait, does she thumbs down just out of nowhere, emoji thumbs down, or does she thumbs down a message? - She DM me, a thumbs down. - Oh no, Dave. Oh no. - Dave, that's like the godfather, like Luca Brasi. This one's the fishes. I didn't like getting that thumbs down. - Oh no. - I was mad. I bet 200 grand on UNC and they look like ass. - Oh no, Dave. - They're plus six and a half against who? Duped this week? I don't want to stay. - Bella check does not. I don't know what he's doing when he's coaching. The last game I watched it all, it was so depressing. They had no urgency. They're huddling with like three and a half, four minutes out, two scores. Then it calls time out with like 20 seconds left with wake at this day. So I'm like, Dave, he's got a retire. - You said, yeah, you said watching UNC so frustrated, it's like an alien stole Bella check's brain. She probably thinks you're calling her an alien. - No. - But you could see that. - Yeah, it's close. - It was not calling her an alien. I don't know that she saw that one because I have other intel that says it was about saying he should retire. - I got to watch myself because I had someone reach out from UNC program asking for still blue coffee. Said I'm a big thing. So I like, I would love for Jordan. - I got a thumbs down. - Yeah, that's tough. Thumbs down means you're out. - Thumbs down is not good. - Thumbs down is really, really bad. I will say it in defense. - I thought that it's that met, it's just that guy. - I got that. - Jordan or the Coliseum. You got the Coliseum, kill him. You're done. - Yeah. - I did like Jordan quote treating Pobletori. I thought that was very funny. Well, please. - I didn't see she did that. - Yeah, Pobletori had like the top 10 most impactful podcasts of Apple Podcasts 2025. And she just quote treated said, you're welcome. (laughing) That's a great move. - That's a great move. That's a great move. - She's got a big board of what's being said across the internet. I'm sure. - And you're on it. - Yeah, well, I got thumbs down. I got, you got to understand when I'm betting games, I get emotional. It's like I'm in the game. - This is the entire genesis of the Angel Reese. - Yes, yes. Yes. - People think it's, that was still one of the funniest things where everyone's like, are you gonna say anything about Dave being racist? Like, dude, he fucking lost the bet. That's why he's mad. - Yeah. - He's pretty transparent about what he's betting on. - Yeah. - All right, good show, boys. - All right, good show. We'll see you next week. - We'll get a budget next week from Dudley. - What? - We'll get a number. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Good, good, good, good.

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