Dancing With The Toast: Friday, October 30th, 2026

♪ Live from Hollywood, this is Dancing with the Stars. Please welcome your host. Thanks, Alfonso. Welcome back to Dancing with the Toast. I am your host, Julianne Hough. Joined by my brother, my dear brother. Brother, life partner, and borderline inappropriate dance partner. Hi, everyone. I'm Derek Hough. Brava. It's good to see you. Brava! It's me, Derek Hough. And my brother and I. Sorry, wait. Oh, Derek. Looking good, Derek. My brother and I are joined by the one and only dear friend of the family, Carrie Ann Inaba. Thank you so much, Carrie. Oh, it's me, Carrie Ann. Oh, thank you for having me here. Carrie Ann, you look good. Never looked better, Carrie Ann. Yes, um, I did shave. Yes, um. It's me, Carrie Ann. Where did you shave, Carrie? Um, I shaved my face. You did? You did? I did. I trimmed. You did? Okay. Okay, it looks great. You look beautiful, Carrie. Thank you. Carrie, you really. And I just want to say, this wig is, like, what I want my hair to look like. It's, like, the most gorgeous wig I've ever seen in my life. It is quite gorgeous. It feels. Tell us your secrets. It feels tight. I'm not going to lie. You know what? I'm going to give that hair 10 out of 10. What are you going to give it? I'm going to give it a 7. Oh, Carrie. 7. 7 out of 10. Carrie. And if anyone's wondering, Carrie Ann's lip combo? Cherry by MAC. You look good. You look good. You know, I feel good. I feel good. I'm just giving you back that board. Yeah, we've got our paddles. I'm not. I'm not a judge, but maybe one day. Dream big. Dream big. And let's talk about your hosting, Julianne. Talk about it. Brother. Dear brother. You've come under major scrutiny for inappropriate questioning, a line of questioning that people find to be downright offensive at times. And how do you. What do you have to say for yourself, Julianne? I would say that I'm the voice of the people. I agree. Right? And we're just having a great time on a great show. And everybody loves us. What can I say? Thanks, Alfonso. Thanks, Derek. And you know what? Both of you, you're footworkers. Footwork's looking just like a little flat. And I want you to rotate that frame. You're ending up a little bit hunched. Relax those arms. Not me. Never me. Right, Derek? Never me. Are you talking to me? Not your sister. Not your dear sister. Let's talk about our sisterhood. Because that sounded like you were describing Fibula. Oh, wow. Not Fibula getting stray bullets. Yeah, Fibula just. He just can't cut it. Actually, I heard, Derek, that you said in the press that you think Fibula's going to make top four. Listen, I'm Derek. Not if I have something to say about it. Seven. I'm Derek Huff. Like, I say shit, you know? Mm-hmm. And I don't even know what I say sometimes. I don't think anybody knows what I say, but all I know is that I love to dance. Yes. Well, how has this season been for you, Derek? Considering that you also once danced with. Amber Riley. And someone also has a prosthetic. Yes. Let's find out her name before we continue. Amber? No. Amy. Amy. Amy. Yes. When I danced with Amy, who had two prosthetics, which obviously Daniella Karagach knows nothing about because two is much more than one, I really learned a lot about the human spirit and how we can adjust those movements, those techniques to really fit and tell a beautiful story. And the story that we told was so beautiful. And I really see that every time I see Ezra. Obviously, not as good as when I did it, but. But pretty good, brother. Pretty good. Thanks, Alfonso. I wouldn't say great. That story was a seven. Okay. That's just. Hurtful. Carrie-Anne, tell us about your childhood. It was bleak. It was bleak. I come from. My mother's actually Scottish. That's why randomly you'll hear, ooh, I'm Carrie-Anne. Ooh, Carrie-Anne. Hey, Derek, what you doing? Derek. Hey, Derek, what's going on over there? Oh, Derek, I love your pas de bourree. Remember when we used to pas de bourree, Derek? Oh, Derek isn't miked anymore. A nightmare for Derek. Derek, I'm not going to lie to you. Oh, Derek, that was a seven. I think. Thanks, Eva Janaya. Oh, Derek. I think it was a ten. You guys, we did not think through. Nobody dances like my brother. You guys, we didn't think through the dance, not having a microphone. Well, let's turn on. Let's turn on this one. the mic over there. We'll push it over. It's a dream for Derek now. I'm sweating through the adhesive of my moustache. It's going to fall off. You look so good. I think you look great with or without the adhesive, my brother. Oh, Amy, you look so average. I shouldn't have given you that battle. I didn't know you were going to use it as a weapon against me. Marianne, who do you have to take the whole season? Oh, I think. I think Ezra. I think Ezra's going to take it. He's so eloquent. I think Sarah Jane Nader's going to take it. He's so fantastic. And I just love the way that he moves. And I like. I like Ezra. That's beautiful. Ezra's great. Ezra will win. We all love Ezra. I'm really trying to think who you look like, because you obviously don't look like Carrie-Anne, and who I look like. I think you look like Derek Hough. No, of course, but I really look like someone else. Who is it? I mean, the way. And you look like one of the actresses from Bombshell. Right? Yeah. Yeah. For sure. For sure. For sure. You, you look like someone. You do. I can't quite put my finger on it. I feel like I kind of look like. Never mind. The toasters will identify it, honestly. No! You don't think so? No. You can say that, but I don't think so. No, I don't want to, like. I don't want anybody to, like. Feel bad? Feel bad. Yeah. Oh, Carrie, that's so sweet. Oh, actually, I do. Seven. Maybe a lot. I see Carrie-Anne as a sweet lady. Well, you're wrong. I see her as a misunderstood woman. Yeah. Like, she's just doing her job. She's just, like, trying to give a bit of critique. Carrie, you're so misunderstood. Yeah, but she's giving a bit of. Does that come from your childhood? Oh, yeah. I forgot. I'm her. I'm misunderstood. I'm just. I'm out here. These people are dancing. I spent my entire life studying ballet. The ball. Ball. No, you didn't. Not ball. Ballroom. Not ballroom. Hip-hop, I heard. Oh. You want to get up and show us some of your moves? I spent my entire life studying ballroom technique. Hip-hop? Ooh, ballroom. And hip-hop to the bus stop. Hip-hop, you don't stop. And you don't make a wicked. And you don't make a wicked cup of cold, cold. And then these people come in, and they're terrible, and I try to give them honest critiques to make them better dancers. And, you know, it's been a real honor to have the first exclusive interview with you after your big scandal with Val. How are you feeling about the tension in the ballroom? How did that make you feel? I mean, he's a rap bastard, so that's how I feel. That's that on that. Can you find any forgiveness in your heart for this rap bastard? No, I can't. You can't, and you won't? I can't, and I won't. Until next week. Does that come from your childhood, the lack of forgiveness? It does. It does. And I do think, should Val win. Jackie, I know you're trying to be Julianne Hough, but you're giving Alex Cooper. Tell me about your childhood trauma. Should Val win, I will forgive him. Because I want to be on the right side of the winner. But if he loses, this is going deeper. Your tits look nice in that dress. They feel hairy. Ben, oh, and another shout-out. Shout-out to our iconic businessman of the week. Shel Silverstein. Ben's dress from Amazon did not arrive in time, a.k.a. I forgot to order it. That's my bad. And literally, 9 p.m., Instacart from Spirit Halloween. Thank you, Steven Silverstein. Thank you, Shel Silverberg. Back to you, Carrie-Anne. Tell us about your childhood. It was a seven. Let's give it a taste. Let's give it a dance. Carrie-Anne, we heard you wrote a new cookbook. I did. It's called Let's Give It a Taste. How was your pub, like, lunch day? Not pub day. Yesterday was crazy. I don't know if you looked this morning, but, and this is fleeting. Ben's number 19 on the Amazon charts of all books. I'm number two next to Ina in cookbooks. In cookbooks. Amazing. It's me and Miss Norton. I think we should do a celebratory dance. Me and the queen. Me and the queen. Yeah, it was just incredible. Brother, would you do a contemporary dance to embody the spirit of reaching number 19 on books and number two on cookbooks? This dance is a reflection of what it feels like in a contemporary manner to become number 19. Number 19 on books and number two on cookbooks. I give it a seven. Tens, tens. Seven. Seven. But that is just. - The only thing written on my board. - There's a dry erase marker, you can update your board. - I'll give it. - Give my brother a 10 or I'll kill you. - A seven. - Oh my God. - No, that was a wonderful dance, really a 10. - I really, I actually was working on my samba a lot in the bathroom this morning. - That was very good. - What's your favorite style of dance, Derek? - Whatever I do with you, Julia. - And that dance reminded me of when danced with Amy. Tell us about that, brother. Does that make you sad thinking back on those times? No, it was such a feat, you know, and I think that Amy and I walked so Ezra and Daniella could run. And I just think back on that time with Amy a lot, how historic it was and the precedent that we send it for people like Ezra and Daniella to thrive. They couldn't have done it without you, brother. I agree. Sure. Thanks, Alfonso. So, Julianne, who is your favorite contestant this season? You know what? Who cares about that? Julianne, let's talk about Ryan Seacrest. Let's talk about the Ryan Seacrest years. OK. What was that like? YOLO. YOLO. That's all I have to say on the show. YOLO. And all I have to say to him is thanks, Ryan. Literally. Thank you. Yeah. She was like his. They did it for a really long time. By the way, making doing Wheel of Fortune. Time flies when you're doing maybe five years, maybe five. Oh, OK. Do you know how much money he's making doing Wheel of Fortune? I don't. We did look up his salary when we were watching it. Thirty million a year. Isn't that insane? Yeah. But that's like one small. That's a side hustle of his. It's such a demanding job, Loki. It's every night. And then he does every morning. On the radio. On the radio. Remember when he was doing live with Kelly? Yeah. How did you guys ever find time to be intimate? That was a tough time for us. But I never gave up. And that's the only reason. But I never gave up. And I never do give up. And that's the only reason you two had a hard time being intimate. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Yeah. I won't discuss such things. Of course not. You know that. Of course not. Having a beard is so itchy. I guess this is not what a real beard feels like. I'm sorry you're going through that, brother. Thank you. Thanks, Eric. And let's talk about your looks. Actually, you've been heavily criticized for having atrocious fashion this season and seasons beyond. What do you have to say to your fashion haters? Catherine O'Hara. Thank you so much. That's a great. You look like Moira. Well, let me tell you an interesting fact that I'm sure everyone would love to know. So to my haters, I say, this is Gucci. Wow. You could go tell it. Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. You could go tell it to Tom Ford for Gucci. And fun fact is that when I dressed up as Moira Rose, I wore this dress. That makes sense. You are giving Moira. This is like my most used dress. And it's, it's, this is Jackie speaking. Do you ever wear the dress not as a costume? Yes. I've worn it to a couple of events, but it always comes in handy. When I have to be an extravagant, stylish woman. And it's, it's very short, the dress. So I don't wear it out as much anymore. I probably wouldn't wear it like now as a mom. So it's really just like my costume dress, but it is Gucci. So why don't you fuck off? That's what Julianne has to say to the haters. Official comment, fuck off. Do you think I should save this? Do you think I'll need this dress again as a young father? That's a good question. We did buy it in two colors. So we also have it in black. Do you have anybody that, um, is, is an XL women? And black? No, no, no. I don't know anyone who's an XL women. Big and tall, tall, tall, very tall. I don't know anyone. I would never wear that. So funny. I was texting our group chat last night being like, Oh my God, I forgot to order Ben's dress. Like where on earth am I going to find like a huge sparkly dress? And I was like, Oh, my closet. Did you find anything? I didn't look, it was too upsetting. Like for real, if I would have found something, I also would have had to find a gun to kill myself. So no, I didn't. Did you ever, did you give away those reformation dresses from back in the day? Oh, you know what? You kept writing reformation dresses in the chat. You mean, what's that? It's not reformation. Retrotation? Like, what was it called? Retrofit. Retrofit. No, I still have them. I could see a future where I wear them and I don't really want Ben ruining them. Yeah. Like you'll never be able to unsee it. They're not, I have a few from my skinny era and a few from my big era. I don't even think the big ones would fit you. No offense. Oh, I know who Ben looks like. Jackie's not going to get this reference. Will I? I'm so chronically online. Ben looks like Ash Trevino. If you know, you know. I don't know who that is. Is that offensive to Ash Trevino? Is it offensive to me? I don't think anyone's going to take the comparison well. Leave that to me, but great question. Is she a pretty woman? I'm showing you as a picture. Is she a woman? She is a woman. That's the first question. No, I, what are you even talking about? No, wait, that's a bad picture. By the way, that is offensive to me. This is what she looks like. Find, like, her profile. I look nothing like Ash Trevino. Here's her mugshot. You look like Ash Trevino. I see it in the mugshot. I see it more in the mugshot. Because Karianne is a criminal? I see it more in the mugshot, yes, yes. She has the heart of a criminal. Obsessed. She does. Ten out of ten comparison, honestly. Yeah. I figured it out. You did. We do have stories today, but, like, today's not really about. The stories. It's about us. Yeah. Yeah. But are the stories always? You just know Derek and Julianne are going to see this, by the way. Of course. We have to be mindful of what we clip. I just need to say, I love Julianne Hough. And I think my portrayal has been, you know, a loving portrayal. A girl who loves her brother, who takes fashion seriously, and who says thank you a lot. She's very grateful. She's well-mannered. She's a grateful queen. And I love Karianne and Abbo. I do. I love her. Even though I've been calling her Karianne Conway all week. That is funny. I love Karianne and Abbo. And Abba! When you think of Karianne, what do you think of? Your childhood? I think. When I think of Karianne, I think of a polished, well-read, distinct woman. I love that. I actually agree. Who can. I agree. On a real level. Who is. This show. This show is a Karianne Stan show. We're always defending her. We are. She's just a little bit too good for the show. I agree. And I think a part of Karianne that people miss is her sensitivity. I think she's very sensitive. She's just a girl. And that's the Karianne that I know. Yeah. I mean, you guys. Like, you go to her trailer and stuff, and you guys talk. Yes, of course we do. We kiki. We kiki. Us girls gotta stick together. We kiki. Yeah, we do. Because the. The other girls on the show, they come and go. Mm-hmm. But Karianne's one of the only ones that can relate. We kiki. As high-level, you know, employee of Dancing with the Stars. Now, let me ask a question. It feels sort of like a fait accompli that at some point, Julianne, you will take Karianne's seat as a judge, obviously. Not anytime soon. But does that sort of fracture your friendship? It definitely makes me. Wear it. think about her moves. Yeah, like. You know, are they earnest? Don't get into a car with her. Are they self-centered? But then I think about all of the great times that we've had in our trailer, kiki-ing. It's true. And I know that. What the hell is going down in that trailer? Girl things. You wouldn't understand, brother. Yes, I would. And I know that she would never do anything to me like that. Mm-hmm. Right, Alfonso? Right, Alfonso. We need Alfonso. I know. He's also the best. He's also the best. Let's put her on FaceTime. Thanks, Alfonso. Alfonso is the best, and I've loved working with him. And to answer these accusations of me trying to serp Karianne, I would never. Mm-hmm. I love my job. I love this show. Mm-hmm. And I wouldn't change a hair on its head. Okay. Plus, that panel only has room for one huff. Consider yourself unnoticed. And it's me. Carrie, show us some of those hip-hop moves. Oh, God, those hips. Okay. I just want to say this is the most. Carrie Ann. Carrie Ann, this is a family-friendly show. Some people watch in the car with their kids. This is the most physical activity I have had in almost a year. I just got up one time, and I'm not pregnant. And I'm wearing a fake mustache. It's seriously falling off. That was hard, strangely. Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-da-ba-ba. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Let's give it a seven. Carrie Ann, if you could taste anything, what would it be? Ooh. Something from your childhood. No, probably a strand of Ezra's hair, I think. A strand of Ezra's hair. I would love to taste it. Ezra's hair. Another question. Carrie Ann, any on-set romances? Yes. You and Bruno, perhaps? Yes. I mean, besides the glaring one. Julianne? Me? Julianne and. No, I'm talking about you. Oh, with me? Do you have a love in your life? Have you ever dated or hooked up with any of the contestants? I have, yes. But he recently went home, so I can't speak about it. Who was it? Tyler Cameron. You heard it here first. Harry and Cameron - Carrie Anne Cameron. - Ta-da, it's Kate, what do you have to say about that? - It happened on a plane. - Where were you guys going? - The Knicks game. - Oh. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - You and Tyler. - Special night in Cleveland. - What about the rumors about you and Val and that your feud was just to cover up from a torrid love affair? - Val is happily married, loves his wife, and I would never, ever wanna get in the middle of that. - Is Carrie Anne married? Like, what do we even know about her personal life? - What do we know about her childhood? - Oh, good question. - Am I married? - She dated Artem? - An old pro. - A former pro. - Oh wow, oh, so I'm like, I'm down to dance. - It sounds like you're eating where you're shitting. - And then he married Nikki Bella. - Of the Bella Twins. - And then she had a restraining order. - I feel like that's the craziest thing I've ever heard, that she used to date Artem. - She's not married, but she's been engaged twice. That's so you, Carrie. - Why'd you call off the engagements? That's so you. - 10 out of 10. - You know, because I'm married to Dan. And the idea of marrying anybody other than my craft, it would make me a worse judge. And my whole life is this fucking show. If you only knew what it was like for one second to be me, you would understand why I can't hold down a man. - Carrie, are you struggling? - It broke my heart. - I am. - Come to my trailer after the show. - I am struggling. I've been coming. - Your story is so inspiring. - I've been coming. - The way you told that story, it's, it's brought something out in me that just makes me want to dance. - My, - Oh, the book. - My brother will be dancing a samba to represent the loneliness Carrie Ann feels as a judge on the show who does not have a work-life balance. Derek that was beautiful nobody does storytelling like you I am actually gonna have to go to the bathroom I got it oh Carrie you feel like dancing show us a little hip hop show us what you're known for oh yeah show us how to pop and lock and jam and break and then I promise we can start the stories Carrie will be dancing a hip hop that represents the love between my brother and I oh it's a very sensual dance then alright now samba for us is that this? I would be great on this show uh okay if you say so would you ever do Ben would you ever do Dancing with the Stars you can't be underpaid if you're not paid so true I would do the opening of an envelope yeah yeah I love that about you that would be it's fun you'd make it fun I'd make it fun sure yeah you would do it that said do you think you would be any good can you dance I don't think I can dance Ben can dance like rhythmically at like a wedding Ben cannot do technique that's the first step by the way you can't do pas de bourree some people can't dance at a wedding but did you know this about me look at my feet oh move back people can't see yeah Ben can get into the he's very much my Carrie Ann what big feet you have look look bad what is this no Ben's in first position when your heels touch he lives in first position yeah yeah I do you do have like exceptional foot flexibility I wonder if that would help you in the competition or harm you um I think it can only help I think it can only help what was the what's his Harry Shum Shum Junior Shum amazing dancer I did think it was funny in some of the early episodes when he implied that his dance background wouldn't help him in this show yeah of course it would actually hurt him it would hurt him he's such a good dancer I will say that my flexibility would help me in this show there's no way that being a foot flexible could hurt yeah right and I have strong I don't know maybe your feet like rotate too much and as Derek would say like over rotation but then I classic in the dance world but then I need to do dances that rely on over rotation well you have to do whatever dances we tell you to do no you okay hair flip no I need to do it based on inspired by your your recommendations now I don't even know what we're talking about anymore we're talking about Ben on Dancing with the Stars and I just want to say I love the idea because you know I'm very much like in love with it in my trophy wife era now Ben's doing all the work ever since he launched his book like I don't want to work anymore so like I'll go you've like supported me in my crazy endeavors the Masked Singer yeah like let's go to LA so you could be on Dancing with the Stars I would love that so maybe me and Ben do it together instead of me and you oh I didn't know you were coming too if you're coming Julian well you have to come yeah then I am brothers then I'm I don't think I could do it because obviously I'm an expert obviously but that hasn't stopped that hasn't stopped anyone has it what are the stories today like I don't know I really don't know honestly thanks Alfonso these terrible stories I mean I didn't like you're blaming me you're not Alfonso I'm sorry to tell you Derek but you are not Alfonso and you will never be Alfonso and this is a conversation that we have in private that we really shouldn't be airing out in public Julian I just think it's quite obvious that you are not Alfonso I would agree why is it so obvious it's obvious why it's pretty obvious Derek because you are Derek and why isn't Derek Alfonso why isn't Alfonso Derek you tell me that why aren't I Alfonso Alfonso's a man and you are a woman Carrie true true clearly clearly clearly true we have some Summer House news we have some oh I saw that Kardashian news Kyle's deleted comment is that what we're talking about yes okay Carrie Ann Carrie Ann do you watch Bravo you were pretty harsh to Sierra I saw that I'm not gonna lie you saw it I saw it and it was I have a lot to say about it I have a lot to say about it I have a lot to say about it a lot of things to say so do I I'm kind of switching sides to I'm on team Amanda I'm kind of on team Amanda too like in the whole of all things I'm obviously when we're including Sierra in the equation I'm obviously team Sierra and Kyle I guess but just like Wes, Kyle, and Amanda going at each other like I'm team Wes and Amanda wow Derek yeah A2 Derek no it's just like it reminds me of this dance I once danced about a scorned lover exactly that was a beautiful one I remember every step I know you did sister I know you do like shouldn't everybody just move on he's the only one not moving on hey oh Kyle yeah they moved on it's actually true it's over and then Sierra's moved on she's doing her opportunities and I read something which was that he wanted to reignite this fire because she said no to in the city that's what we're gonna talk about today yes to in the city okay so let's talk about it Carrie let's give it a taste without further do-do-do-do-do it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you-da-do need to know ba-ba-da-da-da ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-da-da-ba-ba today's episode is brought to you by Minted whether you're getting married decorating your home buying personalized stationery or even throwing a shower Minted offers unique design-forward stationery art and home decor designed by independent artists from around the world and Minted is a brand full of toasters which we of 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well-being as he broke his silence after west wilson digs so kyle sort of like went rogue on the instagram comments on instagram um he west shared a photo of him and amanda attending a chiefs football game and he captioned it what the heck and then kyle commented more like you a cokehead that blew my ex's life and career up so it's such a weird comment like one to call someone a cokehead in public is just like a crazy accusation but also like why so like amanda's completely innocent in all of this and it's just west the villain it's like such a weird no and that comment made me sad because if that's true like her life like she was like yeah her life and her career has been blown up then she posted a series of comments instagrams um of just like life lately and i think she caught caption she loves a dump she loves a dump she captioned it y'all mind if i post she keeps doing that like every comment is so self-aware just like move on if you want to move on and it's a bunch of random photos of like her and west her and friends of course the dogs there are a couple of like memes in there oh wait yeah one said you've made your bed now lie in it and then okay that's actually my favorite thing to do that's funny which means she's happy in her life yeah by the way i don't see it i think yes her career is obviously blown up i don't think west blew it up i think she like made a choice and she made her bed but no like west what was her career like what am i being a reality star being a very popular influencer and you're saying that uh kyle has now stopped that from happening no they're saying west has stopped because she entered a relationship with west she's one of the most hated people and she doesn't get brand deals and now she's not on either why is that only west's fault but it's also why why is that true like what tom sandoval is still on the show no he's on oh he's off well there's no show for him there's no show but his life was also yeah he railed out of it but he's still on the show and he's still on the show and yeah but he was hated before and he's like a narcissist who thrives on being hated amanda's life she's not on summer house anymore she did decide not to film in the city she doesn't get brand deals she doesn't go to events maybe she's happy maybe i'm saying like i think that's what she's saying a career derailed like it's only derailed if you liked where it was and clearly she didn't like where it was and the choice to not be on tv it was her choice that's what he implied she also had another comment defending her reasoning for not wanting to return just basically what we thought it was like the trolling and the hate is so immense like why it is why would i put myself in that and it's like yeah for anything less than a huge payday is and they weren't willing to to buck up yes um then he posted again he said there's already enough negativity online and the last thing i want to do is add to it so i want to be clear and then i'm leaving this alone despite our differences i will always care about amanda and when it comes to people i care about i fight hard sometimes too hard what about when you were married it's been an emotional and frustrating situation i've let those feelings get the better of me at times but it doesn't mean my concerns aren't valid west also left a comment being like dude what are you talking about you called your wife a dumbass bitch like right it's the revision i said this once and i'm sure everyone's tired of hearing it the revisionist history of kyle cook like this is not a good man this is not a good husband this is not a protective partner this is like borderline an abusive partner so like the rewriting i mean i'm just trying to protect amanda like you've never been meaner to her in your life when you were married number one op when you guys were married and then amanda protection from you of course he was mean to me yes he was and he oh sorry he was mean to my my dear close and personal friend author of let's give it a tastebens offer oh right and uh and he never apologized for that and then amanda batula responded to a tweet cool it was not um real amanda batula oh is it no it was real amanda batula okay she hasn't tweeted since 2023 and she literally came on seven she came on twitter to respond to this tweet kyle realized that when amanda declined to film the upcoming season of in the city he could no longer control or manipulate her anymore and thus melted down in west's instagram comments i saw that too she then replied tweeted it with like the target emoji like nailed it yeah and i'm pretty sure this is her twitter it's not verified it's amanda batula underscore but it says creative director graphic designer and summerhouse cast member on bravo tv but she's not i was gonna say pretty easy to why don't you look if she has like a verified one just there wasn't this is all i found how many followers she have 30 000 it's like a lot of people and i think that's a lot of people i think that's a lot of people that i think that's a lot of people that i think that's a lot of people that i think that's a lot of people that i think that's a lot of people that i think that's a lot of people that i think that's a lot of people and he felt bad for his ex-wife and just like wants to be there for her because she doesn't know what she's doing or so he thought but it's almost six months later she's in a long-term relationship at this point i would say west has committed to her if he was cheating on her we would know everyone would know um so now she seems to be in a happy relationship whether it's one that anybody would want or that people approve of is one thing but like it's not like she blew all of this up for no relationship at all and he's not abandoned her that's also just lost relevancy like why don't you talk into the microphone that might help he's also just lost relevancy like i feel yeah i feel like everybody around him is like doing other big things i think he picked his big thing as lover boy that's what he chose we just saw that clip of him and craig where he was talking about how lover boys on the brink of baker every day and i can say that it's very very difficult to own and run a beverage company that's a very hard but he picked it that was the thing that he picked everybody else now he's picked other things yeah okay well that's a terrible thing to pick i agree like what are you doing where's longevity and djing no but it's like there's less money up front he just makes money he doesn't have to spend money yeah i don't even think it's so much he just collects a paycheck as opposed to running a business and buying inventory and paying employees the thing is with oh you're oh you're saying djing over djing makes more money for him yeah definitely no i don't even think it's a relevance thing i think that if amanda and west are not on the season of in the city like what is kyle's nothing he's a he gets to be the hero still and like the victim look my mean ex-wife ran away with my friend and if they're not there like what are you you're just the guy we know an asshole who used to yell at his wife and is now like pretending he's not that guy that's why he's frustrated he's lost his whole plot line and his whole like victim card yeah she's not there we can't even talk about it also like meanwhile he spent the last six months djing like hooking up with other people spotted with other people sally carson says whenever she sees kyle like it's on so it's not like he's sitting waiting crying for amanda i would take her back in a heartbeat like my wife has been manipulated and she lives large and then like doesn't like she lives a very like quiet yep They go to Milwaukee. Committed relationship. They go to baseball games and they play with the dogs. Like, you're the one out there. Living that life. Being crazy. Yeah. I just, like, I can't stand him. Yeah. I don't think. You kind of look like him. I mean, this is. You do. You do. You do. Maybe it's, like, a form of self-hatred. You do. You do look like him. Yeah. I think this has sort of backfired for him. I mean, of course, his original comment, like, was obviously not well thought out. You don't just accuse someone of being, like, a cokehead. I'm sure, like, everyone in this casting, one way or another, like. Has participated in it. Participates in recreational drugs. So, like, I don't really think. Yeah, you're telling me Kyle. Kyle's never done cocaine. Who's up till 6 a.m. Right. Literally. Literally. So, it was just, like, a sloppy comment. More like, you a cokehead that blew. And it's. The grammar is poor. You a cokehead. It's like, you don't go to war with poor grammar. You don't. Agreed. It's a bad comment. This wig is so hot. Oh, please. Don't even talk to me. I love my wig. This wig is so hot. I'm wearing a wig. A mustache. A goatee. And a child in my belly. That's true. So. Eric, I'm so excited. Oh, big announcement. Derek. I'm going to be an auntie. Yeah, we're really excited. Me and my fiance. And you already have a baby, right? Do I? I think you do. I love being a father. You're a great father. Oh, I wish he was with you, but. Just like you're a great brother. Just like you're the best brother. I could be better. Are you my big brother or my little brother? You're so my big brother. I feel like I'm so your little brother. No, I think you're big brother. Really? I think so. Of course you are, Derek. I am big brother? Mm-hmm. Big brother Derek. Big brother D. We have any other siblings? I feel sorry for them. We couldn't possibly have other siblings. We couldn't possibly. Oh, were you the Blades of Glory? Those twins that they, the dancing twins? They have three older sisters, the Huffs. Oh, yeah, they're Mormon, right? So they have like a lot of siblings. We, sorry, we have a lot of siblings. A lot of siblings. We're the twin. And we love them all. We're the twin dancers in Blades of Glory. What was their name? Oh, I've never seen Blades of Glory. Winklevoss twins? Or are those real people? Those are real people. I just want to say, you know what I feel like today? Von Trapp is sound of music. They're the Van Waldenbergs. You know what I feel like today? I think that loosely models you guys. Do you know what I feel like today? Hmm? I feel like we're like streamers, like H3. Like there's like a thousand people. We all have mics, cameras, angles, and it's like we're just like cutting between. Have you ever seen H3? No. No. We are H3 today. And now I never will. Yeah. What do you think about that, Derek? Oh, I'm unaffected. You've been unaffected by H3. By the H3 break out. Breaking news. Derek Hough doesn't care. Derek, that's not like you're such an empath. What about Gila? Yeah, you're hot. This is a good fan. It's not a toaster bean if Ben isn't sweating through his costume. It's something. It's true. By the way, I'm not even sweating. Let's cut to Ben's solo camera. I'm not sweating. I'm in just like a dry heat. I'm just like my face is just warm. I feel like I'm sweating. I feel like I have a fever. We need to make a montage. You know what it is? Actually, every year you also wear makeup. Yeah. Do you think that your skin doesn't react well to makeup? Maybe. So hot. Karianne, come to my trailer. I have some allergy free. I have some menopause medication for you. I have some sensitivity. Karianne's going through perimenopause. No, you can't. By the way, once you take it off, you'll never put it back on. Okay, okay. The episode's almost over, don't worry. So hot. So hot. So hot. All right, what's the next story? Next story, Kim Kardashian undergoes surgery for irregularities. But not her tushy. Esophagitis. What's irregularity? Irregularity. Or irregularities. She has a esophagitis diagnosis. So on the new episode of Kardashians, which we will see tomorrow, not whatever. She has to undergo surgery for irregularities in her throat after a recent esophagitis diagnosis. Something she shared was she was worried about given her family's cancer history. So she said, so I've seen a couple of doctors and it's been heavy on my mind lately. I haven't really told too many people. I haven't told too many people about this just because I think it's something that really hits home for me and I just don't want to go there. With my dad having passed away from esophagus cancer, hopefully I can just take this medication and this will go away. But then in the preview, she's shown entering a hospital. The doctor says her esophagus has these irregularities and I have to cut them out. It's the same thing my dad had. Yeah, that's actually really scary. Everyone knows Robert Kardashian passed of esophageal cancer. So I usually hate when people share their medical diagnoses on. Reality TV, it's such a boring storyline, but this is actually sad and scary. If she truly got surgery and she didn't show it, it would be like, why? Just because someone might be bored? That's really what she's going through. Yeah, it's nice to see her being open about her surgeries after yesterday's conversation. Yeah. Kim, Carrie Ann, do you think that Kim Kardashian's ass is real? No. And that's that on that. Do you know something, Carrie? Oh. Do you go to the same doctor? I do know. What do you know? That it's not real. How do you know? It just is not real. That's beautiful. One thing that's real, our love, Derek. A little too real. Don't you find? I'm cracking up. The Huffs are going to seriously hate us after this and that was just like never my intention. The thing is, is that to be an artist is to be understood. The Huffs are not going to hate you. By the way. This is Dancing with the Stars promo. They should be paying us. Derek left us a hate comment a little while ago. You're kidding. It wasn't a hate comment. What was it? I put up a clip that was like a little snarky. I'll take responsibility for that. And he was just like in the comment section like talking. Well, I hope that everybody loves this. Because it's hot. We'll be mindful of our clips. Oh, for sure. We'll be minding our P's and Q's in the clips today. Are you ready for our next story? A little business news from we're business people. We do. Sure. DoorDash is buying Instacart. I saw this. For $17 billion. And I just want to say if they touch one hair on the head of Instacart, I will go to headquarters myself and start rolling heads. I have a hair for them to touch. What? On Instacart's head. Produce? Produce. Oh, yeah. No, this is a huge problem. I don't do produce on Instacart. But isn't that annoying? Like you're getting the convenience of ordering some of your groceries, but not all because it is such bad produce. Well, so I personally have always. I always believe that Instacart has a deal with the supermarkets that the shoppers will take the worst of the supermarket produce. What are you, a fucking genius? Right? Because no one else would. Yes, of course they do. And you can't really like return it. Of course they do. You're stuck with it. So I think that they have a deal. Genius. I think it's. They absolutely do. They're going to go and pick the perfect avocado. No. No. People don't utilize. They're going to help out the grocery store. It's not a bug. It's a feature. You're right. People don't utilize the return feature on Instacart enough. It's laborious and annoying, but you almost always get your money back. So if you say, hi, I got apples and three of them came brews, they'll give you your money back. Get your money back, but you don't get your apples. I know. Or your time. So true, Carrie. I also, I have another critique of Instacart, even though I love it. You guys know how I feel. You should be able to order from multiple stores in one order. Can you not? No, you order from like a store and that's an order. And then it's another order from another store. Like different delivery guys. But I would like if like someone could do all my errands for me, you know, and we're still looking for an assistant. I think it's Hasbro. Grab it. Like, cause a lot of times I'd like to get like my beverages from Costco, like bulk. Sure. But my produce like from the grocery store. Yeah. But you have to think about like that person's day and like that they're doing a bunch of Costco orders. They need to deliver that. You know, I'm going to be completely honest. I'm thinking about my day. Yeah. I'm not thinking about the guy's day. You can place multiple orders. I feel like that. It's just like annoying. And there's multiple like delivery charges and like taxes. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not positive. Sorry. And fees, of course. I'm not positive, Derek, on this critique. Sounds like Derek's being a diva. Classic. Brother. But here's the news. DoorDash is buying rival Instacart in a deal worth roughly $17 billion, signaling that the delivery wars continue to heat up. The deal announced. I thought they had taken a break, the delivery wars. No. And remember like Uber Eats owns Postmates. Postmates doesn't exist anymore. Oh my God. Postmates was like in the city. Oh my God. It was really just so you could get a, what was that sushi place? Yeah. Sugarfish. Sugarfish. Sugarfish you could only get on Postmates. I was thinking about Sugarfish recently. I really like some Sugarfish. And Postmates was like a verb. A Postmates. Yeah. And now Postmates is gone. Postmates. Postmates. It's gone. Postmates. Thanks Alfonso. Thanks Derek. Always calling me out. If you had 15 bill, what company are you buying? I'm buying Spirit Halloween. That's a cash cow. Yep. 15 billion. You only have like two months out of the year. Right. That so works for me. You live like 10 months for two. 15 billion dollars. What company am I buying? Like what huge company that you think is like a surefire return? I love your Spirit Halloween. You can call that it's a cash cow. Shell Silver soon. I'm sure that I could buy like a quick serve chain, not McDonald's, but like I could buy like Chick-fil-A. Or like Moe's. Jackie, Moe's is not worth a dollar over like a million. I love where your brain went. When was the last time you had Moe's? You're thinking like a mid-sized franchise. Moe's? Ben, we had Moe's recently. By the way, Moe's is great. It's a better Chipotle. I just can't believe Moe's. You should buy Moe's. Even like Dos Toros is like at least the better version of Moe's. You've been living in Florida for too long. By the way, there are no Moe's in Florida. Yes, there are. There was just a Moe's. You could buy Pollo Tropical. I could buy Pollo Tropical. No, you should buy Miami Subs, Miami Grill. But that's not a good return on investment. No, but you, I think you could buy it at a low price. You could buy it at a really low price because they're not doing well right now. 15 billion's a lot. Couldn't I buy Jersey Mike's for 15 billion? Maybe, yeah. Jersey Mike's, a sub above. They do a pretty good job. Do you like Jersey Mike's? No. What, like of all the sub chains? Subway. Really? You eat fresh? I don't eat it, but I just like. I saw you were there the other day getting nachos. Okay, I tried the nachos. Yeah, no, I'm not a fan of a chain sandwich place. They just, like, are never good. We need to open, like, a small mom-and-pop sandwich place. Oh, we're doing this again. We're back. Okay. Do you hear that the streets, like, think that we might be opening cranberries? Have you heard about that? No, but that makes sense. You're even more unplugged than I am. It's Ben's dream to open a QSR. People are saying that we are opening a sandwich. Do you know my. Do you know my sandwich concept? We've discussed this, and mine's cranberries, and we have creative differences. Oh, you don't know my new one. My real one. This is my real one. Scoops? Let's hear it. You want to hear it? Let's hear it. You know Cold Stone, how they have a Cold Stone? Yes. You're familiar. It's an ice cream shop. Instead of ice cream, Jackie, tuna salad, chicken salad, egg salad. You pick your protein. We put your protein right on the cold slab. We're then adding in chopped pickles, chopped onions, maybe a little jalapenos, maybe a little bit of corn if you're crazy. We throw in some mayonnaise, mustard, vinaigrettes, whatever you want. You put it into just a scoop, or you could put it on a sandwich or on a salad. Carrie Ann, the businesswoman. And that is just a scoop. You like it? Yeah. What's stopping you? Jackie, you know who else you look like? You look like a character from Game of Thrones. Oh, for sure. Do you want to know my other concept? You look like a Lannister. A Targaryen. Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. Would you like my other restaurant concept? And you'll tell me which one is better. Okay, Carrie. Because I think just a scoop really has some. Dream big. Benny. Juana. It is. Mexican. I think you've told me this. Think of it. Flattop. Fajitas. People love a shrimp skewer right on there. You know, you flip it over. You can do the tortillas. We can make quesadillas. What can't you make on that black stone? Benny Juana. I think you told me that. I think you said it sometime on this show because I remember people weighed in. Okay, so just a scoop. I think that's a better one, right? Yeah, that sounds good. Okay. Smelly. Do you have one? For a restaurant? Cranberries. So we're just like making tomato mozzarella? Yeah, it's kind of like. And then, of course, next door. It'll be Terti's Warm Bowls. And the cranberries is kind of like something about her, I would say. Definitely. But I make the bread myself. Right. And I don't know what goes on in something about her. You're not going to sell merch. In practicality, but. Are they out of business? We're not sure. I don't think so. Got it. When I was in LA for The Masked Singer, I walked by it. And it was in business? Tell us about that, Terri. It wasn't open right then and there. It's so Terri. But it's like. It's in business. It looks like they were actively in business, but not at that point. Well, I wish them well. Yeah, I think it does well. And I think it's like, yeah, that's what cranberries would be. But just a little more homely, I would say. I'm going to rip this fucking thing off my face. It's awful. Is yours tight? It's okay. The wig cap is tighter. We just have so many TikToks to make after the show. I can't take my beard off. I know. Today's episode is brought to you by Macy's. The perfect sponsor year-round, but especially this time of year. 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But as Julia and I know, you can't get in the way of true love. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. When I saw she was pregnant and she got married, I was like, great. And now everyone's like coming out with all these red flags. But like you said, she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders. So this is what she wants to do. You know what this great news calls for? A dance? A dance. Me? Yes. I didn't carry. I can't get up. I'm too hot. You're not doing a whole lot of dancing. Is it because you're wearing pants under your dress? It's because I have to move the show along, brother. The executives don't like when I dance too much. Is there something where if your head gets really hot, your feet get really cold? I think that's like a loss of circulation. I have a loss of circulation. Okay, so you can take your wig off. My feet are freezing. Should we all just take a little break? I'll stay. You can take your wig off, Carrie. You actually look more like a woman without the wig. He looks like a woman in the 20s with her hair slicked back. Like you put little curls on the side. My God. He looks like Betty Boop. I look like Julie Andrews. You look like Betty Boop. No, but I do look like a Downton character, too. You look like Mary when she cut her hair. I look like Mary when she cut her hair. No, you seriously look like Betty Boop. I'm so much happier right now. Oh, my God. This wig was hell on earth. My feet are starting to warm up. What is the style? Like the ridging in the hair. Yeah. No, and the- Tilt your- No, actually, no. Yeah, no, it's like that curl that- What's her name used to do? With the gel. Anne. Anna. Anna, and also the one with the soap. Her Ladyship Soap. What's that lady's name? Barrister or whatever. Her Ladyship Soap. Oh, my God. If you know those three words, it's- Who uttered those immortal words? Wow. I just want to say- I'm back in business. Red is your color. I'm back in business. Is it? Yeah, I was- We'll be auctioning. Auctioning off this wig. I was fading. How much do you think somebody would pay for this wig? They shouldn't pay more than $3. More than what you paid, plus it's used. By the way, we probably paid a lot. Half of what- It's from Amazon. It was Amazon. It wasn't Instacart. Probably like 15 bucks. No. Because Instacart adds a $9 premium when we add them. You're telling me. That's how they got the $15 billion valuation. That's why they're worth $17 billion. I said it was 15. Was it 15? But don't put the weight too far. We have to make TikToks after this. No, it's right over there. What was the story? Oh, the Chrisleys. Oh, wow. So here's the news. So the couple got engaged in the Cayman Islands five months into their romance in December 2025. Savannah shared on her podcast on Tuesday. He proposed with a massive oval-cut diamond ring that he designed with Genevieve Stuhler's, a prominent family-owned and operated jewelry store based in St. Louis. I know people want me to care, and I don't. She also revealed on her podcast that they're expecting their first baby together. Yeah, they were supposed to be getting married. They had a big elaborate wedding planned, I think, for January, but obviously- How long has she been married? How long has her dad and her now husband been out of prison? At least a year, maybe more. I'm saying- They have a podcast. It's called Unchained or whatever. Is there any chance that this baby is vis-a-vis a conjugal visit? She was visiting her dad. No, I don't think so. There's been more than enough time. Highly recommend listening to the Chrisley Parents podcast. It's one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. They talk about prison. I loved that show. And if I ever were to meet them, I would want to ask them, like, what qualified them at the time to get a show? They were just like this random family. They weren't famous. He was funny. Yeah, they had, like, this funny dad. And they were, like, pretty rich. A lot of people's dads are funny. If you're rich and willing to show your life. It is, right? You ask the best questions. You can learn something from me. I think I'm doing a great job. Nothing's going to stop me. You know that. I love that tenacious attitude. Do you think that comes from your childhood? I definitely do. I think it comes from my background as a dancer. Nothing's going to bring me down. You know, when I played the titular character in Footloose. Of course. Ariel. Ariel. You should have dressed up as Ariel Footloose version. Oh, my gosh. Those were the glory days, you know? Those were the days when people respected dance. Yeah. I feel they're going to come back, brother. I do. What, are you at a restaurant? Like, ordering back? Ordering back beverages? You asked me for a water. I did. They're rolling me under the bus. You were supposed to be subliminal. What are you doing? What are you doing? Asking for beverages? Yeah, you just asked me. Yeah, you were supposed to be subliminal. Like, if I wanted to stop the whole show and be like, hey, can I get a water? I would have done that, too. But you're actually at a restaurant. Hey, can we get the bill? I was like, hey, can we get two waters? Betty Boop is thirsty. I'm trying to figure out who you look like now. Just, like, literally Claudia on Toast to Ween. Sorry. I saw the bloodstream. You said Claudia. I was like, you're a bitch. Thank you. I look like Claudia? You're kidding. No, like, this is always your base for Toast to Ween. Agreed. I always end up at the end of the episode. It's like, you just swap out a wig, but this is you. True. Like, I'm having flashbacks. Holy shit. I need a cigarette. Harry! This is, wow. I wish this was a vodka. Wow, Harry. Come to my trailer. Oh, that was a good one. That water was good. You wonder how I maintain my positive attitude. She's getting dicked down in the trailer. No! Vodka and cigarettes. Oh, oh, yeah, sorry. We're drinking. We're dicked down. We're two women. Oh, right. Isn't that who gets dicked down? I don't know. Yeah, but somebody needs a dick. It's me. Okay. I'm better now. Okay, so if you guys, like, want us to have hot takes about the Chrisleys, we don't. No, I don't. And, you know what? My take is Mazel Tov. She's pregnant and she's married. Like, how exciting for her. My take is a. Can you say the same? My take is that it's fucking weird. Jealous. Oh, Ben thinks it's weird. Are you going to do a judgmental? Okay, give people what they want. It's weird. Her dad's friend from jail that's his age impregnated his daughter. How would you feel if your father married someone your age? Impregnated his daughter. And married her. That's really weird. That's really weird. And you just bet a number, Carrie. Agreed. One day you'll know that. You should know that as a woman of a certain age. That would be really weird. Okay, Betty. You're just jealous, Carrie. You're literally Betty. Like, I actually can't. With you? And that's our show. 10. 7. 1. 7. 71. Give me that pen. Where is the pen? Yeah, here. Oh, here. Fresh pad. Oh. Okay, what are you going to give it, Carrie? What's your final rating? Uh-oh. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. I like your tiny little hand. Okay, let's do it again. Critical. No, no, it's good. It's good. Well, thank you, Derek. Thank you, Carrie. Thank you, Alfonso. And thank you. Nobody ever thanks me, right? How's that? That's good. Thank you, Julianne. Thank you so much, Julianne. Always the thinker, never the thanky. Shepherding the show. Thank you, Moira slash Daenerys slash Julianne. Yeah. And thank you. Thank you, Betty slash Carrie. 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