"Dancers" Would Drop Me Off At School w/ That Mexican OT | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

100% I am here with the proof provian OT And I'm Mexican OT. This is awesome. You guys want to do some Spanish real quick what you want see see? Oh, fuck he fucked me up Tom, Tom's mom's provian. That's beautiful. Yeah, man. How long ago? You've been over you've been on video live whole life Hold on, but I used to go down there for my summers, so you just spend summer there and go to school and stuff. Yeah So is it like you in the sticks over there? I was kind of no we're in the in the big cinema So like we're in the city city like 20 million people. Yeah, yeah big big city, but then we would go You know, I got to travel a lot like see I because like improve you have the jungle the mountain the Andes mountains You have the beach because it's coastal so you can like travel all over and it's amazing It's a look new like Houston is huge, but it look old. Oh, like Austin look new awesome looks new It does Houston does look old. It does. You feel like it looks old. Yeah, I mean, yeah, hey Yeah, when you're in the city city. Yeah, it's a chaotic city. Houston. Yeah, I was too much. I feel like it's chaos Yeah, I'll get fucked up. I love you. Yeah, I do too, but it is chaotic. Oh, bro. It's too much. Yeah, yeah, I do love my boys out there So that's the age man. Yeah, I just can't do it. It's I like being quiet like fucking being able to do what I want to do Houston Houston is the rap scene in Texas, correct? Yeah, I want to I mean we got Dallas, too You know, Austin even got some cool shit, but definitely Houston is like it's more OG for it because you have to give a lot of OGs come from now. Yeah, I mean like Scarface, right? Like he's a Houston guy. Man slims. You know the whole issue The whole A B M fucking everybody. Yeah, yeah, it's Houston. Yeah, all that shit. You said something on Rogan when you're on Rogan Which we want it's my favorite parents. I love when people show Exactly who they are on Rogan. Yeah, and you can tell and I'm you know, I love Joe But Joe sometimes doesn't know how to handle super super realness because he's in control You walked in and you're like my dad's a huge fan And just like why I'd love to meet your dad and you go you just met him and he's like I did and then you Went off you started talking about your mom and what a gangster she was and how you lost her at eight now You've been a man and me it was so fun to listen to you because you could tell you're a fan of Joe's that you were excited to be there Yeah, that you got this persona But you dropped it and you were just Virgil. Yeah, man I mean shit first of all, I don't know what else to be, but I just I know he's a brilliant mind And I didn't want to look like a dumbass around me. I don't even know if you know if I didn't smoke the whole interview either Really, yeah, I just I just wanted to be on point with him. I just wanted to cuz like I know he fuck with my music I didn't want to give him anything that was less to make him be like I don't like this. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm saying I just wanted to be more in control, too, right? Yeah, that's all there was yeah, yeah, I fucking well, you know tough man that he got some cool. She even from fear factor You know, yeah, she would see if your factor is funded. Yeah, yeah, that those days like when he was just on that show And that's I think that's probably when he was that's not long after he see he used to not fuck with weed Well, people don't know that like he was like he was what they call a drip. He was Square, okay, you think he's a cop. Yeah, I was just like not into it and then I Think when he like was really progressing through Now he's like all in but yeah is like his closest one of his closest buddies Eddie Bravo Who's like a jujitsu savant? Okay, is it is real like loves weed and actually says that like you know it helps you in jujitsu Wow, and then so Joe got into that I think in that era in the fear factor era and you can see like Put it to him before he smokes we Yeah, cuz I think he would be pretty high in those broadcasts towards the end Who was hosting it after him? It came back. Was it true? No, no, no, no, it was him. It was him and then they had then they had like a third return Yeah, maybe it was somebody else. Yeah, I think it was Tracy Morgan, right? Shit, I don't know I'll that be a perfect host for that fucking show. I think it was Tracy Morgan. They might have been Do let me ask you this because I've been I think about this shit all the time because I lived here 19 years before I moved to Austin And there is such a difference in Mexican food Oh, yeah, then sex packs and Cali like here. Well first of all, I think they use goat out here a lot goat Yeah, we use we eat it with brisket like baby on shit. Yeah, it is goat If I hear this I think I'm gonna cook it wrong Risky right? Yeah, he's brisket. No, that's the cool way. Yeah, that's I mean to me. That's the right way Yeah, some people like that goat meat though. Really? It's just it's too something for me Have you done tacos here and then in Texas? Oh Yeah, of course I Some that's some takes makes as shit. That's where it's like the burrito deep fried deep fried. Yeah, I have yeah, but I think just a water burger What the fuck Jimmy Chonga water burger I fuck with water burger. I fuck with what a busy two, but it's Jimmy Chonga. Yeah, that boy's different You were with what a burger probably went in Tallahassee, but yeah, I don't I don't drink and drive no I also think it won't count. Yeah, I don't count drinking and driving the water burger Yeah, like if you got pulled over and you're like, but I'm just going to water burger. He's gonna be all bad I let you go. Yeah, it's like when remember when Charles Barker got pulled over and he's like, let me explain something I guess I am drunk. I'm going to get my dicks off and it's if the cops are like I got it. I got it. Yeah, fucking big head Yeah, no, I ain't gonna lie. You know, it's killing water burger to me. The water burger and in and out the five guys Five guys. Oh You put them at the top? I'll definitely put them for me person for you. Yeah, I smacked that shit down basket of fries the book the whole bag of fries and shit I was like the burger because it melts like that shit just it just if it tastes it and feel like a burger I'm biased like I have a lot of love for in and out, but when Shake Shack started with those smash burgers Some of us smash but like the simplicity of it. Yeah, and that griddle they use to like to you know I mean for that meat. I fucking love a Shake Shack. There's no burger They have it in airport. I think it's in Cincinnati where they they put so much cheese on it it like heartens and it and it and it's falls over the side Yeah, I never have fudruckers members fuckers was the best it was they are like forty five options of There were two places in the world My dad would shut it down at fudruckers and it been against whenever I saw fajitas. He's like fucking forget about a buddy Yeah, oh my god. That's oh my god. No, it's like old school 80s thing It's like the first place to introduce fajitas to white people. Yeah, and then the fudruckers They let you build your own burger. Yeah, and then my even second 10 year old. I'd be like I need one pound burger I need big bond. I need extra cheese my dad's like buddy fuck your a hundred pounds. Oh, I know can y'all cook? Yeah, fuck yeah I can't cook for shit. You loved the cook. I love cooking. I have a cooking show. Yeah That's why we bought this house to do my cooking show here. Yeah I mean, honestly, I mean, I made fucking lasagna yesterday the other day for a black eyed keys black black keys. Oh the black keys. Yeah You tell me I made them shrimp and grits. It was fucking crazy with caviar on top. I put sugar in my grits. I don't know if I'm tripping or not I don't believe it. That's a little spin on it. I like it. You might be related to my wife. No, maybe maybe it's a southern thing. That's a southern thing for sure I've always wanted to wish I can cook though. Really? Yeah, when I was a kid I was I was I learned how to make eggs but then I forgot Please cut that out You said as a promo We got to do a tutorial today. Wait, what's your favorite? Wait, I love eggs. What's your favorite way to have eggs? Man I got to have it as an omelette and an omelette. Yeah, I do We should do an omelette. Hold on. French omelette. Have you heard of French omelette? No, thank you. So French omelette Is like the perfect omelette, but they make it a certain way a certain way to cook it just like French scrambled eggs Soft are super soft and super runny. I don't think I've ever had anything French besides toast So you got to have a you got to try french style also like the true you like salmon. Do you like fish? Actually, I do love salmon my dad He used to make me salmon and he would like get cranberries and shove them in the patty and then cook it like that Dude, it felt like the traditional French way of making a salmon fillet is so simple It's the fucking best thing the best way to have salmon. I go out with like steak, mashed potatoes, any barbecue Yeah, I could survive off the issue. Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's it. I love steak. The only thing I do like regularly stuff in bacon Oh, yeah, I do I do steak a lot. I'm a big steak. I'm a Leanne Wagyu New York strip with mashed potatoes the other night. Yeah The thing, dude, please tell me you agree with this bro So I seen this dude and he had a fucking undercover camera on him and he snuck into a cow farm And bro the way they treated these cows was horrible Have you ever seen people like people like that deserve that you need you need to go to hell Yeah, I'm saying because like what doing a human crazy is like are you like sometimes people deserve to get slapped shit out Yeah, yeah that animal bro the fucking enemy abuse like in some of those. It's gross. Hey, that shit is brutal, bro So anyways like you know that like that energy is real. I think it goes into your body and they fucking mass produce, so they, this fucking, this animal, full fear, full fucking, just being, you know what I'm saying? Like, anything that's just bad. - Yeah. - And then it dies and it has that energy still than they feed it does. - I want them, oh, you know what I want them to do? I want them to, I mean, I kind of like the idea of what Joe does, where he hunts his own shit. - That's all right. - I wish that you could source that through a group of friends. - Right. - Like me, the three of us could go in on an elk. - Damn, you know what? - That's a business. - No, I would do it if you told me like, if you said like the three of us within a year are gonna eat two cows, two pigs, two elk-- - I'm kidding. - And we just put our money in for the year and we know it gets shipped to us and we know that it was haunted or it was killed humanely. Like I would be into that. That's why I don't eat octopus anymore. - Do you like hunting? - I've never hunted. - How the, I need to take you hunting. How do they kill, bro? - Well, I'll give you, we'll get like five pounds of tenderloin, put dog food on that shit and then let fucking like a family of 30 pigs get on there. (laughing) - We gotta do that. - How do you do? - Dude, shoot it, I love it. - It's fun, it's fun. - I have you in a helicopter shooting motherfuckers. - Really? - Hell yeah. - Those are the invasives. We have those in Florida, those pours. - Yeah, man, bro, like I mean, imagine for five years, you and your boy growing his garden in the night. You know what I'm saying? In one night, the whole family of like 50 pigs just take it all out. - Holy shit. - And it took you dog. - I have a, if you like to hunt, by the way, go to Australia. Australia, what are you catching out there? - Well, first of all, there's any time of year you can kill a kangaroo. - No shit. - Are you serious? - Aren't kangaroos a thing? - Oh, you can go up to with a knife and just slit its throat and they're like good. 'Cause they see it as like a rat infestate. - Oh, it sounds like the board. - Yeah, yeah, you can just go up and kill it anytime. - That's insane. - For real? - Yes. - What the fuck? - Yes. - A kangaroo rule. - Yeah, it's a problem. - I told you it was a kangaroo game. - Some of them are fucking 75, right? - No, I don't think that tall, but can you Google that? - Yeah, it's a. - Can I have a kangaroo jack? - With a movie? - Yeah, that was my shit. - How tall here? - With the fucking twizzling. - Six feet? - Six feet. - I mean, that's still tall. - That's pretty big, man. - Yeah. - You should have received a shaved kangaroo. - See the jack one? - The jack is fuck. - Yeah, same thing with the bear. - Well, you know what they'll do, too, right? Like a really aggressive one. They'll sit back on their tail, the tail will hold them up. And then the town, they can disembowel you. Like you split, you right open to it. - Yeah. - Oh, look at that. - Look at that fucking robot shit. - It looks like Rogan. I ain't up bullshit when I went to give him a hug. I was like, bitch, you're fucking stiff. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. It was like holding a cinder block. - Yeah, yeah. - He's a fucking lunatic. - Yeah, he's never been out of shape. That's the thing, he's just never been out of shape. And then, bro, he was, I saw the interview, we were talking about those narrow gums or the men's, have you tried those? - Yeah. - I've been wanting to get on. - They're great. - Yeah, you fuck with them? - Yeah, yeah. - They're great. - They're great. - They're great. - Yeah, man. 'Cause that bro, 'cause, you know, I'm high all the time and I like being on point. And sometimes I just be high, you know. - Do you show tonight? - No, no, sir. - Were you just out here partying? - No, yeah, no. I don't really party too much. I fucking, I just came out here to promo. - Really? - I got my, my project recess coming soon. - Yeah. - So I just been fuckin' with that shit. - I love your style, 'cause you have, you have like, what you call traditional rap and then you have, what is it, cowboy killer? - Yeah. - It's a little more fun and you just kind of take, - I gotta send you the project. - The new one with Lil Wayne's awesome. - Thank you, bro. I got one called Wee-Dee, dude. You got a jam, man. - God, man. It's just, it's like, the thing I love about comedy is when, you know, look, there's certain guys, I have a certain angle and they do it a certain way. And then there's guys who just fuck around. You just have everything's funny to that. - That's true. - They just know laugh. - I can last, right? - Thank you, 'cause, man. But that's what I love about your style. - Thank you, bro. - It's just what you find fun. - And it's exactly what it is. Like, I've been meeting up with all of these labels and shit, and they're like, "Well, why are you calling the project recess?" And it's, I still feel like I'm a kid. I still feel like homeboy beating on the table and we're at the lunchroom and we're just going in. My dad's a personal trainer. And when he trains people, he tells them all the time. He tells them all the time, "Excuse me." You stop working out when they took recess out of your life. So when you come in here, don't look at it like going to the gym. Just be a fucking kid, just come in here and have fun. - So that's a great perspective. - Yeah. - That's great. And it's great for fitness, health stuff. But it actually is something that as adults, I feel like we should embrace for our creative shit, too. Like how fun. - You know what I'm saying? Like it's working for me because I'm still being a kid with this shit. You go on that stage and you still being that fucking kid. And I think that's why I work and that's why I feel good. - I think that's why, like, when I did the show, "Bad Thoughts." - Here's a show on Netflix called "Bad Thoughts." - So nasty. - Have you seen it? - No, I haven't. - It's fucking hysterical. And it's, it is just, it is his sense of humor. - Yeah, I'm in on trailer park, bros. But trailer park boys, they're great. But my thing is that like, I think I had more fun making that show than almost anything I've ever done. - 'Cause it was just very good being a kid. - Yeah, we were just recessed. - It was recessed. - Exactly, right. - Summers here set those legs free with the line swim collection from chubbies. Ditch the jeans and sweats for swim trunks, built for comfort, featuring quick dry stretch fabric and a legit built-in liner. No chafing, no soggy butt, no mesh disasters. Even better, chubby's biggest sale of the year is on. $45 bottoms and up to 65% off select gear, time to toss those old trunks and upgrade your summer fit. 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Shopify.com/bearers. - It was so fun man. - I look at what like I know your friends with Ralph. - Yes. - And. - Oh Ralph. - I like Ralph. - Ralph, Ralph. - Did you know Kenny Flores? - The king, the one that passed. - I didn't know him too much. I definitely was seeing his shit and thought he was fucking funny. - Yeah. - He was hysterical. - I believe it. - He was hysterical, Renee Vaca and like, I love, I love-- - I fuck with that whole circle. - Yeah, I love that whole circle. So fun when I see you guys, 'cause you guys, it's interesting. We were talking about Ralph. I know Ralph doesn't like this being brought up too much, but white people wanted to put Ralph in a box and be like, "So you're Mexican comic." And then Ralph's like, "No, I'm a comic." - Yeah, right. - Yeah, he's like, "I'm not like this," you know, whatever. And white people couldn't understand it. And when I see you guys and I see what you guys are doing, you're so authentically you and you're not what Hollywood or the music industry wants to put in the box. When I saw you fight that fucking bull. - That was my favorite thing I've ever seen on the internet. Dude, the baddest motherfucker. - My fucking thought that was AI. I was like bitch. - No, I earned that shit. - You sure did, about, dude, that's like, you had fucked around like that before? 'Cause it feel like-- - Yeah, yeah, for sure. I got matter of fact, if y'all can make it February 7th, we got our own, I threw my own bull riding in Bay City. This one's gonna be in Rosenberg this time. Mum, bus and bull riding, bull fighting. - You've been doing that your whole life? - Come on, been around in the whole life. My little cousin, Jack 15, he'd be bull riding. - Really? - Marco Joe. I really, I watch Marco Joe do that shit growing up. He's my Thea Sonia husband. Bad, my fucking white boy. He could. - He could. - Good boy. - He could pull up me fighting a bull if you could. - You, what? - You never saw mine? - Are you fucking shitting me? - I'm being dead fucking serious. - Oh, no! - It's a little different than yours. - I believe it, right? - February 7th. - February 7th, I will never get near another fucking bull as long as I'm working to get some pigs and put 'em in baby wool or I'll let you try and catch 'em. - This is when I was 27 years old. (whistles) - Oh, look at me, how am I gonna add that? - Burp first bull, so I'm the, here's the bull. - No, so you've been on this shit. - That's me and those suspenders. - Dude. - Wait, do you see this? - I wish you would bring this show back. - You've been doing shit. - Oh, buddy. Here we go. - Go! (laughs) - Broke my ribs and broke my foot. - Oh, that quik. - Oh, that quik, I was over. - Holy fuck. - It was over. - Look at me, and then they're like, "Whatever you do, don't get by the railings." And they go, "How do we get out of here?" (laughs) So when I saw you do that, first of all, I know how scary that is. I know how, and as soon as I saw you do it, I know he's been around bulls before. 'Cause there's a certain way it's obvious, man. Most gangster shit is you start on the ground. - Yeah, I remember you saw that. - Oh, I was like, I was like, - But I'm not gonna lie, you were a bee start. I was a full-grown bull. The bull I was fighting was about eight months. - Really? - Yeah, that looked like the, my favorite one is the football one though. - Let me see, let me see, let me see. - Dude, it's football one, it's fucking awesome. - Dude, I got fuck it. - Yeah, so what is this, what's this called? - It's called Hurt Bird. - Hurt Bird. - He was just doing it all. - He couldn't pay me to bring it back, yeah. - No shit. - Oh, buddy, this is-- - Oh shit. - Bro. (laughs) - My favorite, look how young you are. - I just flash forward towards the-- - It's horizontal. - I like how he's like, "What's up, guys?" And they're like, "What's up, man?" Like, "What's up, man?" - That's me on the red. - Nice. - And they're just, and they're just-- - Boom! - But it's crazy, 'cause even the bull, they don't look like they're hitting you hard, but they're hitting you hard, they're stepping up, too. - You just got to see the-- - You just got to see the-- - Fuck it, dickhead. - Okay, go back, go back. Okay, scoot to the one big hump, right there. - And he's boys, what do you see this hit? - He's boys playing it. - This hit was the one that fucking, I got a concussion from. Watch this. - Oh, blind side. - Oh, he's a ho. - I was out. - I was just straining. - Oh, and he-- (laughing) - Boom, boom. - That's fucked up. And you got a real concussion from that. - Yeah, I fought a bear during this. I was a dominatrix gimp. I swam out of the cage with great white dominatrix gimp. - Just type in dominatrix gimp and you'll see it's just shot of porn, basically. - Oh, nice. - Yeah, they put like 10 pound weights on my balls and shocked my cock with an electrode and fucking nipple clamps and yeah, they wanted to put electrodes inside the head of my dick. - Whoa. - Yeah, but I wouldn't let 'em. - That's probably a good line. - Hey, I was a kid and I watched his porno and fucking, it was like, they were showing behind the scenes and shit. And this dude, he goes to this dude and he's like, "Kids, don't smoke." And it goes down to this dick and he has a cigarette in his cock hole. (laughing) - Shit, fuck me up. - It's crazy the stuff you never forget that you saw as a porn. - Yeah, well, I remember we were in like 10th grade. No, it was, it was, I must have been in college and someone's like, "Yeah, put it in a porn." You know, you just kind of watch it on the side and I remember the one girl put her foot and another girl was pussy and I went and I was like, "What the fuck?" And I was like, "Why is that turning me on?" - Hey, no bullshit. When I was watching those porn stars and like the behind the scenes and shit, I was like, "I respect that shit." 'Cause like, there was just one scene where a homeboy was hitting a homegirl and the director was like, "Hey, hold it, hold it, hey, climax." And he was like, "Oh, yeah." - He was like, "Damn, boy." Yeah, it's a beast, bro. Like, you really gotta be in there, fucking. - I can think back to strippers. I have one stripper that I think about. If I ever think about stripper clubs, this one stripper. It was Jason Nash, his batch of party. It was in the Valley at a place called Valley Dolls and she had Cholita tattooed across her stomach. - Fogged. - And I sounded like she's gonna ruin your life. - I was like, "I bet this girl would fucking trash me." - Right. - God. - No, I don't know, man. It's true close, it's too much. I can't trouble that. - I don't usually get, you know, so funny. When I was younger, I did. When I got married and I knew that I was allowed to go. And I think my wife's older, so like, we were talking about it. I got a lap dance the other day. And I was like, this doesn't feel like what I'm used to. Like, where are her moles? - Oh, shit. - Like, you're into smooth, like, what is this? A fucking volleyball? - Last time I was in the football, some of the lumps. - I was with fucking Ralph and I was talking to this girl. I'm so fucking trash. I'm talking to her. Oh, yeah, I fell off into the trash. - Oh my god. - I was like, "Pick back up and keep talking to the beach." I was like, "Yeah, I gotta get the fuck outta here." 'Cause I thought that was smooth and slow. Like, I thought I couldn't take that off better. - I puked over here. What's up? - Yeah, no bullshit. And I mean, shit, I got the numbers, so I didn't matter. - Hey, work, man. - Yeah. - I gotta ask something about, I wanna ask you about rapping. 'Cause like, in comedy, when you're starting out, coming up, we like, you know, we bomb sometimes, right? And it's so fucking, you're like, yeah, I'm good at this, right? And you go and you just eat shit. And it sits with you, you're like, fuck, it's like the dirtiest feeling. When you're like, trying to get started, do you have moments where you were like, whatever, whether it's a freestyle or some shit, and you just eat shit? Like, as a rapper? - I don't think I've had that moment here. - No. - Well, you're gonna have it now. I meant like, when you're like, trying to figure it out. - Like, I don't know. - No, no, so. - Damn. It was always just working for you. - Yeah, I mean, well, you gotta understand. Well, maybe when I was trying to look like a rapper, okay, it wasn't working. I threw the J's on and had my jeans, you know. Yeah, you know, you're trying to look like a rapper. - Yeah. - And it just, it didn't even feel comfortable, you know what I'm saying. - 'Cause you weren't being yourself. - You know? - Yeah. - And then one day I just showed up like me and if, just took off, yeah, that's awesome. - But as far as like, the rap-wise, like, the rapping, fuck, no, you gotta understand. Like, the way Mayweather was walking, he was in a boxing gym. As soon as I was talking, I was in a studio. - Seriously? - Yeah, my mama, he been rapping since he was like four. - Yes, mama, yes. My mama gave me my first rap name and she was the one that wanted me to be a rapper. - Yeah, yeah. And then, you know, I would go to see my dad in prison and I would go to rap to him through the glass and he likes that shit. So, you know, my uncles and my cousins were doing it. - So you were training at four? - Literally. - Not even knowing though. - Right, right. - Just doing it. - I felt, I was with my kinfrogs doing it and I felt grown 'cause they was grown, you know? And I'm talking about some grown shit, you know what I'm saying? It just felt cool and it just kind of worked out for me. Man, I'm grateful. - Your mama moved to San Francisco. I was, I was, I was care-member. Your mama, your dad went to prison. Your parents split up, right? - My mama told my dad she was on birth control, I think. - Oh, for real? - Yeah, thanks a lot. - She was 18 when she had you, right? - Yeah. - And then she moved, he went to prison. She moved, did she just move to where you lived now? - No, she's still in Bay City. - She was, yeah. - She was in Bay City and I immediately thought San Francisco. - Oh no, yeah, that's the Bay area. - Yeah, yeah, Bay City. So she moved to Bay City and your mama's a gangster. - Yeah, 1,000% like still to this day. Like I remember a lot of, a lot, I go back to the hood, a lot of dudes be bringing her up and like, I don't want to hear that shit 'cause like my mama, you was fucking my mama. For real, 'cause like my mama, you know what I'm saying? My mama, you know, she was living, you know what I'm saying? And so I ain't never want to hear that, but one day my buddy Boom sat me down and he was like, bro, these people really respect your mama. Like I, he said, I just don't want it. He's like, I see you feel that way and I don't want you to feel that way 'cause you shouldn't. I ain't trying to tell you this to make you feel good. I would just left it alone. - This is the best vodka in the world. You're talking to a man that's put 10,000 hours into a couple of things. Eating pussy and drinking vodka. I'll bring my wife and if you want, I'm pretty good at the first one too. But this is better than pussy. This is the best vodka you're ever gonna have. It's clean. I sleep court. My sleep scores do the roof because of it. It tastes clean. Everyone I've given it to loves this vodka. Tom, tell them. - It's absolutely fantastic. We have a proprietary distillation process and listen, we are winning competitions. We have gold medals in various competitions and honestly you, the people are the ones telling us how great it is too. This is not just smoke that we're blowing here. We're telling you because you're telling us this is now your favorite vodka. So thank you and if you haven't tried Porosos, get out to the store. If they don't carry it, tell them you won in the car. - Tell them request it. When you go to the bar you say, "Hey, do you carry Porosos?" And if they say no, go, "You should." It's pretty freaking awesome. - And then walk out. - You know what I do? I go, "Do you carry Porosos?" And they say, "No, I bring out a bottle and give it to him." I go, "Now you do." I get a bottle of glass of porosos. That's awesome. That's awesome. Right. My young mama was solid and a gangster. They didn't look at my mama nor they thought, you know, it's a dancer. She was black. Yeah. Just in the hood every day and just with them thugging. Just cool down the bitch, man. I'll show you some pictures of mine. I couldn't find a picture of your mama online because you described me every time you hear how he heals you think of your mom. Yeah. Man, he knows. I used to be in daycare and every time I heard them how he was coming, I knew it was my mama. Somebody has mama wearing. It's crazy how those memories sit with you, you know, like a sound, a smell, something takes you right back. Yeah. Man, I wish I remember her perfume. I remember when she passed, I remember her smell for a little bit, about two, three years later, it went away, but I remember I was in Walmart one day and I was in a aisle and I smelt it and I was like, what the fuck is that? And it's fucked me up ever since then. I wish I remember what her scent was. I bet you could figure it out based on the year and what was popular. Right. Like I know for a fact, I did the same thing with the girl I lost my virginity to, had a very popular, I had a smell and I smell, well, it gave me an anxiety attack when I smelled it. So I wasn't really good at having sex. And so I smelled it and anytime I smelled it, I have an anxiety attack. Oh fuck. It's good. I know it's crazy. And then I was like, I just need to stay away from that smell. And then some, I think it was my little sister was like, what smell was it? And I was like, I don't know, 1987, whatever was popular and there were, like, colors. Now, it was colors, colors, it's a really, but man, when I smell it, I mean, I get pulled back. It's funny. And I shouldn't be telling the story because it's old only about me. But when I met my wife, it was allergic to cats and I wouldn't go to her house because I had allergies. She said, she broke up with me and she goes, you know, one of the reasons is I need someone who would be able to live with the cats. I got a little bit of cats. So I got an allergy medicine for the first time, I'm 26 years old, yeah, 20, no 29. Yeah. She left you for the cat. Yeah. That's crazy. And we have cats to this day. We have two cats in our house. Sick. And I brought an allergy medicine. And for the first time in my life, I get smell things. Yeah. The first thing I smell was jasmine. The second thing I smell was lilies. So now every time I smell jasmine or lilies, I think the lian, because I never smell the flower in my life because of my allergies. Really? Yeah. I smell so fucking wild. Yeah. I bet you could find your mom sent. No, I'm sure. But remember, I told you earlier, I already got a fucked up nose. I got to get some type of surgery to get it fixed. I got in some fight with this kid named Jack Tar. We used to have the boxing gloves in our locker room and we just fucking go hard. Really? And Jack Tar, you know, I was strong and a lot of people were doing one fuck with me because I was just icing and shit. And this one, dude, Jack, he wasn't really good at fighting, but just corn fat ass motherfucker. Some of my fucking legs are like tree stumps, you know? And we're fighting them, going hard and I'm eating them alive, bro. And then he caught me with this lucky ass punch. Boom! Hit my bitch ass. And now remember, I was days, you know what I'm saying? If you were to follow up with another one, you would knock my ass out. You remember Don Tey, bro? Yeah. Don Tey, step change. He's like, whoa, whoa. Yeah, he's all right. He talks like he's fucking embered, but you know what I'm saying? He was like, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And he saved my life. But ever since then, my nose has been fucked up. So I gotta get that done. Yeah. That's gonna change the way you feel completely, man. No, I believe it. Even remember I was telling you earlier about the gag and trying to inhale a lot. And like, I think it's because I'm, I just got so much gunk in there. It make my ears feel fucked up. I get bad air infections, you know? Oh, yeah. Bro, I don't know. I was showering, get an air infection. Yeah, it's just bad. But I think it's because I can't just over here. Definitely, it's all connected. Yeah, yeah. He's captain surgery. Yeah. He goes to a doctor. If he feels something wrong, he goes to a doctor immediately. You were getting those IVs. I get that. That's why I'm so bloated. Yeah. I got one yesterday. I love that shit, man. Yeah. Stem cells too. I get stem cell injections. What? Yeah. I get a stem on black ops. And dude, I got, this week I got three different kinds. I got stem cell IV. I got direct inject stem cell. And then they put stem cells in like this inhaler. So like the vapors go in. Yeah. All three. That sounds good. It's great. It's great. I'm going to Austin. I'll set you up. The place is amazing. Hey, what's up? I've been trying to go to Tony. So bad. He wants me there. I just be busy with my bitch eyes. Oh, yeah. I bet your schedule is crazy. Yeah. It is coming up now, too. You know, I'm seeing. Are you on a tour right now? In August, I'm fin drop recess. And then follow up with a tour. Oh, nice. Yeah. Nationwide. No, not yet. I like, I don't know, man. I'm kind of scared leaving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got my passport and everything. I'm ready. I got a week up with my buddies. And I really want to go to Japan. Japan. Let me tell you something, man. I went for the first time last year. Sick. And all I've been to, like, I don't know, 50 countries everywhere. That's the most amazing place that I've been. Is it true that it's just so clean and nice there? Dude. I heard a story. Somebody was fucked up and he fell asleep in the street and they woke up with a bunch of water bottles around him. I believe it. The Japanese culture is incredible. It's quiet. It is like, you get on their subway. No one's talking. Everyone gets off their subway. No one's talking. And then you go to like Vietnam. Totally fucking different. Yeah. Vietnam is so fucking loud and then it's like, it's Japan, no one's touching each other and Vietnam is like putting their fingers in your mouth. What? What's the fuck going on? The traffic's chaos. Japan's out of this world fun. And the food is crazy. That's it. Let's do it. Everything you eat there. Everything. Yeah. A tomato. A grape. A strawberry lettuce crab. Whatever you have, I swear to you'll be like, this is the best of me. I've ever had in my life. It is. Everything. Everything out there. They're not cooking like that. Oh, their steak is outrageous. Not yours? No. No. Could you do, could you tour like Mexico and do in rap in Mexico and have the same translations as it does in Texas? Yeah. That's so much fucking money. Have you done, have you performed in Mexico? No. I did Mexico City. That's hard. It was awesome. Yeah. I was kind of scared to go to Mexico too though, you know what I'm saying? It's just, it's, bro. I mean, I love Mexico. I used to go there as a kid all the time. But like, it's just getting ugly bro. I feel like it's getting ugly. And you're the guy that like, I mean, I'm not, I'm just saying like, if you're a cartel leader and you're fucking okay, he's going to look at my tattoos and be like, that's not us. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. I didn't even realize that. Oh, yeah. That is crazy. Yeah. It's deeper, you know? Mexico City is so bilingual. Yeah. And I believe it. Yeah. It's like the show. Like, I did, I did Buenos Aires. I did Argentina. I did Santiago Chile. And then I did Mexico City. Mexico City was like, it was just like, you're performing in Houston. Like it was, you, you, you wouldn't know you were out of the country. No, I believe it. That's just sounds cool. It's fucked though. It was right. It was right. I was, I had a, I got a song with left the SM and they shot his shit out there and it looked cool. And I was like, fuck, I wish I win. But like, I'd just be living in fear with that shit. I feel like I don't hurt so many stories. There was a lot of crazy stories for sure. That shit is real. That's real. Yeah. That shit is completely fucking real. Well, not if you're white like me. It's not real at all. I don't even know what you said, but it scared the fuck out of me. I was like, touch your grandmother's stomach. No, I say you got my fuckers that go home every day and watch that grandma my stomach. Touch that back. Like they starving. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. I said, you got my fuckers that go home every day and watch that grandma my stomach. Touch that back. Like they starving. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it better. The way you said it. I heard it. Just dudes going home touching the grandmother's stomach and then touching the back. I'll be back grandma. I also be back grandma. I also had zero understanding of what you said. But I was like, yeah, that does sound scary, man. I was like, these people don't care. Yeah. God. Your perception of the world is so different than my perception of the world. Right. Like I look at it. I really am like not just glass half full, but glass overflowing. Yeah. I see opportunity everywhere. And I think sometimes the problem is you don't realize like that. Yeah, I guess the world doesn't see that that way. Yeah. And just like opportunity after opportunity. Yeah. And then some people like they some some like because I've been in this game long enough to where I can. I've said my beliefs and I've had my ways and people don't like it and agree with it. So I feel like I've lost a lot of a lot of my Mexicans, but shit, I'm not really. They're not like Mexicans in general, not some of them are just not fans because of your beliefs. Yeah. So who I like, what I'm into. Who do you like? You know, man, I mean shit. It can be anything like that. It might not like what I think politically. Oh right. But the other side of that is religiously or anyway. There's some people who probably hear what you're saying they go, I love this stuff. Yeah. I mean, some people are like, I don't agree with them, but I fucking love them. Right. Like, I mean, just because you like to eat or fucking cook or whatever the fuck I'm not going to not like you because you like that shit. Yeah. It's what you're into at your belief. It's so funny, the thing that might rub people wrong is the thing that draws me in. Yeah. I just like that you're really authentically you. I think you both. I mean, every part about you is like just it is not, it is not manufactured. by an industry, it is just you, it's so interesting. - No, I like it, man, I think it's cool, bro. And anybody that's still on my boat, I'm grateful, man, 'cause like I said, these people don't have to like me. - But that's who you want, though, man. You want, like I think everybody, you want people who are fans that are fans because you're being yourself. If you're trying to be something else and they're fans, it's not gonna work. - And I mean, bro, I keep it real with my members, I keep it real with my people. And most importantly, I wake up every day and keep it real with myself. I'm not gonna not be me to make you happy. - Right. - For sure. - And I don't know you shit, bitch, in reality. I don't even go fuck if y'all like my music, 'cause at the end of the day, I do this shit because Sophie wanted me to do it. I used to be broke, and on drugs, laid out in the middle of the street, happy, still doing this shit. I like, you know, that might be cut out, but I like being on drugs. - Yeah. - I love acid. I love mushrooms. I love weed. Love sipping drink. I love getting fucked up and cocaine. I like doing all that shit. - Yeah. - So, Tom likes everything you just said too. - No, that's wrong. - That's what I'm trying to say. - No, have you tried DMT? - Yeah, no. - Tom is really in love with DMT. He's been doing it, but I would say almost too much. - Yeah. - I ain't gonna just necessarily say I do it too much, but I like it and I'll do it if it's right. - I think I've been doing it in excessive amount. - Yeah. - What are you doing? - Before he goes to bed. - Yeah, yeah. - No shit. - Yeah, fully hallucinating. - Yeah. - It's fun. - Tom's like a low-key drug addict. - Yeah, no, I like this shit. - Like everyone goes, oh, birds an alcoholic, birds fat. It's like, are you not looking at the guy next to me? - Yeah, right. So, I say all that though, 'cause like, I'm like, I was given when I was broke. I'm happy. I'm okay with being broke. I'm cool with being nobody. I like being a nobody. I'll leave my fuckers coming up to me and won't leave me alone and shit. - Yeah. - Like, don't get it fucked up. I love my fans. And I go above and beyond, we're making them know that it's obvious that I'm grateful for you. I love you. But some people just won't fuck with me. 'Cause like, they knew you know me as I'm the dude on the chicken. Fuck all that bro. Like, I want to talk to the people that are the reason why I'm living different. - Yeah. - And you also get something we don't get. You walk into a room and you kind of pop. Like when you walked in a NASCAR, it's like every fucking 50-year-old white woman in a sundress, turning to us like, "Who's that?" (laughs) And I, by the way, I was the first one to come up to you. I was like, "Oh shit!" - I know, I flip shit when I see you. I don't know shit a brick. - I was like, "No way. I didn't think you'd be a NASCAR." And then immediately I was like, "Of course he's a fucking NASCAR." I was like, "There's no way he's gonna be at the Indianapolis 500. He's gonna be a fucking NASCAR." And dude, I came up and I was like, I was like, "I'm gonna give you space 'cause I knew you're gonna get inundated." So I was like, "Dude, I love you, man. I'm a huge fan. You're real as fuck." And then I was like, "We got a podcast together sometime." And then I was like, "I'll come find you in a little bit." And I went down and I had just shown you fighting that bull to my whole team at NASCAR. I just showed it to them. And Kyle was behind me. You met Kyle downstairs and I go, "Kyle, he just walked in." (laughs) You know what? I said, "I'm Mexican. He just walked in." "Shut the fuck up." And everyone's like, "Leaned up, we're in the front row." They're like, "Where is he?" And then I think Kyle came back and maybe introduced himself to you and then I was like, "All right, he's high time. I'm gonna go talk to him because I'm bad with celebrities." And so I walked up and then you were gone. I was like, "Fuck." (laughs) I went to the, I started going booth to booth going. He's gotta be right next door. But then I was like, "I'll just DM him." But when you do pop, when you go into a room, so in, you know, listen to fans, they give you, they come after you. But then also, you get, you get what I get sometimes is like some annoying older white woman going, I don't know who you are, but everyone seems to know who you are. Who are you? - Yeah, and it's like, bitch, move around. - Yeah, get outta here. - Like just leave me the fuck alone. I don't like that shit, man, but I don't like it, but I, because like, I already, before, I was already that type of person. - Yeah. - I used to just be mean, man. I had a lot of hatred in me. It felt like everything, old me, everything, 'cause I was just taking away from everything. But then, you know, I just got older and just realized shit, like, man, nobody. - I should have grown up at eight. - Yeah, that's, I mean, that's from, when you said, at eight, I was grown up. I remember you hearing, hearing you say that on Rogan, and I was like, I didn't learn how to, your confidence was 10. - Yeah. - I was like, man. - I brought, I ain't gonna lie. My mama, she used to have them dope heads around. I felt like I remember one time. There was this fucking, these two motherfuckers, fucking the amount of my cousin bunk bed. I walked in on that shit, you know, my, but you gotta understand, my mama was still young. - Yeah. Like, she was still having a lot of shit going on. She still wanted to live her life. So, I love my mama, she did great, you know, but she was just too gangster. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, no, yeah. I mean, shit, I remember looking at my teachers in the first grade, like, I don't know what fucking is, but I'd fuck you, you know, for real, like that. So, like, it's, it's deeper. Like, I mean, I remember stillin' blue flags from Walmart, from like a game bank and I already had, by the time I was 10. - Really? - Yeah, you know, like. - And this is all, is this in, like, Bay City area? - Bay City area, Lake Jackson, Freeport on that shit. My mama was always in Lake Jackson at Freeport, but I stayed in Bay City a lot. Or West Columbia, that's where my grandparents were. - And that's still home, right? - Yes, it's just a bunch of small country towns, Madaguardia County, Missouri County. Missouri was actually supposed to be the capital of Texas. - Was it really? - Yes, and they ended up making it Austin. Steven and Austin got land out there. They got a statue of them out there. Yeah, his family used to walk that land, Jones Creek. - Wow. - I think like 1,800 acres out there. - Texas is pretty fucking badass, when you think about it. - Yeah. - Oh, it really is. - It's beautiful, man. We got Greenland, we got Flatland, the desert. We got mountains, you could drive, like, 1,800. - Is that area with all those towns? Is that pretty mixed? Is it, like, white folks, Mexican footletts at all? - Oh, yeah, a lot, a lot of black motherfuckers, a lot of Mexican motherfuckers, a lot of whites. Pretty much it. - You don't get the motherfuckers at the end. - White sons of bitches. (all laughing) - Nah, I mean, it's a, you know, it's a lot, it's a pot of gumbo out there. - Yeah. - Yeah, for sure. - That's cool. - I like it though, man. It's quiet, it's slow, buggy. I could do what I want, whatever, you know what I'm saying. - Dude, they're gonna fucking love you in Japan. I just realized, have you ever seen Japanese cholo culture? - Yes. - It's fucking-- - Holy, they got you, bro. It fucked me up when I seen they had low lows and shit out there. - It's fucking, I mean, it's like-- - I met a, I met a Japchicano over here, Japanese Chicano over here one time. - Really? - Yeah, he had a shirt that was all white and I had the two flags. And it was a Japanese flag, Mexico flag. I was like, "Damn, you're hard, fool." - Hard, cool. - Fucking cool, that's what. - That's crazy. - No, yeah. - There's like such a huge hip hop culture there. - Yeah, I was gonna say, my buddy Ellie, he punched me in with a due named Shu. And he has like a whole DJ screw shop out there. - Wow. - And shit's fucking sick. They got to slap out there on swankers. - Really? - Yeah. - You gotta go, man. - No, yeah, matter of fact, y'all gotta come to Texas 'cause I want to put y'all in the helicopter, we need to go shoot some shit. - I did that. - We need to go fuck in, we need to do all that. - You would definitely do that. I would love to do that. - Oh, yeah. - I don't know if y'all like getting dirty, but I fuck with those ATVs and full-wheelers. Man, we'll go out there to cross, being get muddy. - That'd be fun to shit, man. I'd love to do that. - Yeah, you're doing Texas wrong. - I know, I need to get out there. - You got full-wheelers? - What's that? - Full-wheelers? - Yeah. - Yes. - Yeah. - I got a outlander. - Fuck it, damn, motherfucker dog. It's like the Cadillac of those bitches and I'd be riding. - And like those Polaris fucking things too. - Yeah, but I like the full-wheeler 'cause you could - You could really get it. The Polaris is just some cool shit to vibe with. Like you got homegirl with you or something. - But if you got somebody like who, like I went in Australia, I went to Daniel Riccardo's Ranch, the F1 driver. - Nice. - And he drives a Polaris fucking sideways. Like it's nuts. - And then also another thing, the turbo on that bitch, when it hits, I feel like I'm breaking it every time I hit the gas. Like it just sounds ugly. - If anyone else had been driving, we for sure would be dead the way he was doing it. But he's like so proficient. You're just like, yeah, I mean like the whole way, like 60 miles an hour sideways, all over the thousand acre ranch. It was fucking insane. They do it in sand dunes and Michigan. And you go fucking f*cking lying. You know it's so funny. A long time ago when I was working in Bert Conker, we did four wheelers. Yeah, it was four wheelers in mud. It was a big contest in Texas. And they had a big f*cking mud pit. And the whole thing I did was you and a partner, got in your field four wheeling, you had to make it all the way across. You'd haul ass in, you get stuck, you'd be leaning to one side. And I was like, man, this is gonna be redneck as f*ck. And there's something about redneck, like there's something about, there's something, look, I'm gonna talk shit about my own people. Man, I'm a brownneck, fool. Well, I got out there. There's something about redneck that make me unnerved. 'Cause I know them, my wife's family's the entire thing. And they always think, hey, no, I'm getting hurt today. Yeah. And I'm gonna really take this city boy for a ride. And I got out there. There were no white people. It was all Mexican redneck. And I was like, what the f*ck? Yeah, it was me. I was like, same f*cking same. I had this dude on my thing. He was like, he was as fat as I was. We were both pretty big at the time. And he was like, we get stuck in the mud. And he'd be like, get in there, get in. And I was f*cking covered in mud. And dude, but I was like, there is not one white, there are all Mexican redneck. Really? Oh, where are you? I want to say, like Katie Texas oh yeah yeah you was in Crosby yeah for I forget you can find it online I'm sure but there was like parts of Texas man I think what is is El Paso the one right on the border yes El Paso is not really Texas it's really kind of just a little bit more Mexico with little more you could you could be at a house like I'll be on the roof of a house and it's be looking at Mexico oh yeah El Paso for sure oh yeah El Paso there is a blast yeah yeah it's a really fun stand-up and then you know you're in El Paso and you're like so you can spend most of the day not speaking English to anybody yeah there's a lot it's really a Mexican it's like a Mexican town yeah y'all ever been to the valley do you want to know what that is the nine five six or Texas like Laredo Macallan far and all that yeah I've maybe done a show I've done so many like smaller town shows and text I may have been there we say these was what's the what's look on there you go I don't know I grew up over there too it's kind of like El Paso though really yeah fuck yeah I kind of I really dig a border town like so we used to my feel true you used to take us to Mexico and they would take these bars and shit and I remember there was this dude and he was I don't know if he was simple minded or or what the fuck he was but he was some thought off yeah and he couldn't do much but he would you know those old school boom braideos with the two speakers and the fucking knobs and shit yeah he would bust that bitch down into screws and fucking and springs and then put it back together really yeah like it's all you do though yeah all right what's the best Mexican name Chewy's pretty fucking great Chico Chico I like I like Guillermo Guillermo I love that there was a guy there was a guy that rust off attorney when we were in college and they're like ladies and gentlemen this guy's bad his name's Guillermo and everyone's like all huh and then a fucking Cuban guy in the back goes really yeah what he was it's Willie just so we're all clear that's what it is and he is Willie sound like a fucking warrior that like a guy with an uncircusized cock knows how to come and then you meet Chilli Willie what's up buddy damn but I ain't gonna lie so you're a bad man fucker and you're tough bro yeah you've been doing this for a while you fucking me up with that shit yeah I think that's cool as fuck bro get him oh Chewy's a badass name Chewy's got to urnies yeah but you though like you in general what like you're just a bad motherfucker those videos you were showing me earlier that's just cool bro now I was hungry for fame and money I was fucking idiot I used to do dude I've done some stuff like I was the first person to jump off stratosphere what is stratosphere in Vegas you know the big spear the big like it's the tallest building east west of the Mississippi nice and so it's like a 1100 feet I think up well the crazier thing is that you hate heights I hate heights that's really wow I got this show called birth conqueror where I would do crazy like jumped off stratosphere did a rope swing of like in New Zealand like 500 foot free fall jumped off to tall stadium in Africa crazy but the whole thing was I fucking hated it yeah and it was like and I'm really regular so like I'm not like a thrill-seeker so it was man you know it's a big fucking fear of mine but I've been wanting to do it you know a Brian Gaffey is he's in the industry with this music shit I think so anyways he'd be fucking instructing scuba diving and I want to do it so bad but I want to do it because it's one of my biggest fears yeah the unknown of the water you know what I'm saying like there's I don't know but I think there's aliens in the water they are they're called octopus yeah right I want to eat octopus do you see the yeah hold on do brogan show you the picture of the octopus with the claws on it no so many there's an octopus with claws on it either that are dreamt it okay um why don't you eat it because because I really do think it's a life form I think it's okay oh you were saying that earlier I think it's a different life form you think it's a different life I think it's yeah have you ever seen the way octopuses can change into the rock yes I mean octopuses octopuses are octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus with claws do not have claws fuck he dreamt I was a dreamt it I was an octopus with crab claws anyway scuba diving is interesting have you ever scuba dives I've never scuba diving I've only snorkeled you know you you take the lesson you're doing a pool very fun very fun very I think I got this and then you do an open water dive and you have a moment where you were maybe the weather isn't perfect maybe it isn't beautiful maybe it's a little way but scuba divers don't give a fuck they're underwater but if you're a regular person you're like but it's raining and they're stunning and lightning and they're like we'll be fine we're gonna be 40 feet below and you're like but it's getting dark and they're like that's when it's the best and you're like hold on and then there's a moment where you hit your BC and you start to sink and you have to realize am I excited for the stuff down there or the stuff I love is that all up here yeah because I need I got to pick one and man that is when panic sets in when you start sinking for the average person just dropping and remembering to breathe and it's dark and it gets dark and dark and then cold and it changes and then and it's pitch black and you're just going down and you're waiting for an animal to come by you and you don't say anything and you're looking for the ship that they tell you you'll see the mast at 60 feet and you're like I don't see shit I don't see shit I don't see shit I don't see shit I see bubbles I don't see shit and then all sudden a ship and you realize this ship the day those guys left it was the worst day of their life yeah and now I'm gonna go check out someone's biggest tragedy the day they were like fucking I love my kids I want to just live and now I'm down they're going whoa dude spooky and then you see a fish coming around the corner and the fish is like what the fuck are you doing here I don't know do you like do you like it though it I have liked it I went I went swimming whale sharks in Japan man I want to bro but like I just I don't feel like I watch too many movies yeah no no no you go this what you do you got to be very specific with what you want set your intention to the dive instructor and say I don't want to go deeper than 20 feet that way you're never gonna run into the probably getting the bends you can go around do it when you're in like the Bahamas and just shallow scuba diving it's not the thing that people fucking love people want to go down 90 feet they want to go down 130 feet that's where that's where atmosphere's changed that's where all the sudden it's that your aliens are yeah that's where the aliens are yes bro there I seen a video of this dude he was in the water and he was uh his hands were like you know on the fucking floor and something came out the sand and wrapped around his hand and it looked like the you seen life yeah yeah it looked like the fucking alien from life remember how I grabbed the old black dudes hand it looked just like that and you know I don't know there's some really fucking we you know there's every year they shot that they they create light every year they discover new species at a different depth and every time you see them you're like that it's a fucking alien yeah look definitely you have to go scuba diving you have to go scuba diving and film it I'm only doing it to subconscious you can get certified like at a local YMCA you know like they teach you that places like that or or you can what you can do is like indefinitely in the Bahamas I've done this in the Bahamas you can get a day certification where you go into the pool and they teach you what you kind of need to know and then you'll swim an instructor will be by you which is great you want that anyway and uh and you can go scuba diving they can go scuba diving it shallow scuba dive but it's fun you're seeing that pool where they teach you how to scuba dive it's like the deepest pool in the world and it's yes you know it's like it's like a cylinder going down I want to do that that's it just because I know there's nothing in that I hope that how deep is it it's fucking it's deep enough to look down and fucking have a panic attack really pull up the deepest pool in the world I know what you're talking about and you see that it's free dive yeah and free dive down in it you're right but it's some cool shit though because like like I say you're going down like this but there's different shit on the walls you could do it's in Dubai wow look at that click it how deep you think look at that holy fuck what's 148 feet that's crazy Dubai man they just got crazy money yeah it's stupid man I think you killing Dubai you think so fuck yes I have to do is you put on the fucking whole chic outfit right and like they don't see any of the tats and you put on the fucking hat and then you just rip it off them was like oh shit this is surprise damn bro they put I don't know though bro because I've been to airport like I'll be trying to be in cognito and then they just always know it's me yeah it's like oh I know that ass anywhere that's wild that pool is insane now I should sick bro yeah and you know it's fucking crazy as a kid I always like I love beside and I love the water I look to everything about the water and I got older and started watching movies yeah it starts to fuck with you fuck well the deep ocean is a terrifying place man I also think it's the most beautiful place on both yeah yeah it's both though ocean or mountains if you had to retire right now and you had to pick one ocean or mountains I like mountains more yeah I'm oceans my wife will pick mountains I don't have to ocean yeah yeah I would want to but like I said we're done just that fear I don't like sharks either oh I don't do that shit what can I tell you why I see you have to swim we sharks it's a do you ever do you ever remember when you were killed after yeah pull up pull up uh I didn't imagine it in the in the keys oh you can do it in the keys out of the way out of the key You saw the one with a fucking shark went in the cage, yeah, see now, you know, we did we did more short It's no short shark adventure in in holly eva in Hawaii And they bring you out and they have Galapagos sharks. There's probably 40 around the cage Just see photo. Yeah, and you're sitting in a cage, and I'll tell you it's like going to church and getting it It's like remember when you thought you got a chick pregnant you went to church and you were like, God I was gonna say this earlier, but I we got talking about something else, but it made me think when you said that I remember I was a six grades girl suck my dick, and I thought I got a pregnant There's some kid shit, you know how to suck me up. I thought it was That was so far from my sixth grade here. I can't even tell you I remember the first blowjob I got she was sucking and I was like, I think you're doing it wrong So blowjob is supposed to be blowing into it I have a lot of them my dad like I said he went to prison and when he came out He had used my computer and it came back with every virus under the sun and Fucking, you know, I like brawl grandma and grandson neighbor pounds fucking neighbor wild, you know husband that work just stupid shit So I just was you know, and like I said man, you know, I would be in the kid walking in on my mama fucking You know, I'm saying my listening to my dad fuck, you know, like yeah, I just always been around it. So Is it like so I'm I was saying a p-tag. It's got to be tough being like a rapper and then having to always be tough and always be like on point and be like Manly like I'm a bitch. No, I dig that but like there's done. You ain't got to be that tough like that There's different type of tough like yeah, go fucking fight that bull. It's tough. Yeah, I'm saying some cool shit But like my dad always like going up like tough guys get hurt. It'll first ones to get hurt You know, I'm saying you ain't got to be a tough guy looking for a fight on a smart guy. Yeah I was the dude when that woman in college and guys like here about to get a fight you got my back I'd be like, oh yeah sure sure and then I just walked out I had I think I still have one of the most punchable faces in every fight When you beard got trimmed today looks I like it No, no motherfucker. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I look very terrific. It's nice. I mean fight you've been in your life a Lot I got let's I don't know rephrase that. How many times have I been beaten up? Oh fuck like I mean I fight when you decide You're gonna fight I also right damn so these motherfuckers just be coming up to you. Oh buddy. I'll also happen a long time I haven't gotten punched in The last fight fight. I got into At the Starbucks for the guy that looked like Louis CK. Why why is the worst I was trying to get my bathing suit It was when we were doing reality bites back and my sisters lived above the Starbucks So I pulled my fucking bathing suit. How long ago? How long ago was this? Hold on. That's exactly what I said I double parked and he got angry. He was in a TLBMW and he was like He goes pulls in and then I'm at the light and he's like talking shit to me and I thought it was Louis CK So I was like hey, it's Louis CK so I rolled down my window and I guess not Louis CK like when he's really upset I wrote turn on my radio and he goes look at a park fucking asshole And I said to him. I was just getting my bathing suit And then he was like huh And then I was like and then I I put it in park I said you talk like a tough guy act like a tough guy. Oh, fuck and I got out of the car So you fully you fully like come here. Yeah, yeah, and then everyone and you know Do you know and I can't say he was there, but do you know who is at that Starbucks every day every day at that time was Freddie Roach The boxing yeah, yeah, he was always at that Starbucks. I don't know if he was there that day. This is the value one No, this is on Detroit Street I'm sure that's your hands fight. He's like fuck wait. Wait, so you get out of does he get out of the car, too? No, he's already out of the car. He's working in Starbucks and I got and I put my car in park and I got out of the car I was like he's gonna do and he was like sitting there He'll come on and then I walked around to the other side of the car. I was like let's go. What are we gonna do that? Walked in the Starbucks. I was like that's what I fucking thought and then I got my car and I was like Why am I doing that? Yeah, I was gonna say you were on one fool. No, I had that. I don't have that anymore I don't that is not in me anywhere at all, but like there was a lot of times in college that like There's a long time ago. This is when yeah, yeah, I don't have any like inclination to punch anyone. Yeah, and I don't want to be hit at all My dad, he fucking I remember seeing people getting my dad's face and he'd be like hey roll over join get some shots over here You tripping like be my friend. Yeah, really? Yeah, he was able to de-escalate things. Yeah, yeah now He's like he just fucking walking up there, and he's like what the fuck you gonna do? I've seen him I've seen him be fucked up grab somebody's drink drink it and sat it down and look at him That's a pretty hard move. Yeah, you know, my dad. He's a bully now Well, he was he was he when he got more bully it says he got older. Yeah, as he got older He just he's like fuck this shit. That's hilarious. You guys jacked right? Oh, bro Fucking he's always been like that the way Rogan like he was just always in shape. That's how my dad was yeah my dad He would bro, so he would he would have all the strip clothes jumping and you know, and The owners love my dad the bitches love my dad So he would bring the house party home every fucking night Monday through Sunday and I'm living with him in a seven grade and He'd break me up four or five o'clock in the morning. So you ready to get down that who pass? What the fuck you talking about and he would have a house full of women and a few dudes there and those dudes are there Because he met him at the club and he's like, oh, you rap bad watch this come on and he bring him home And he fucking have me rap battle these grown-ass men And I'd eat him alive and then his one of his holes would take me to school Well, I take the city bus. I mean the tour taxi not the city bus And it's such a crazy upbringing story No, yeah, it was crazy. I mean, it was fun. It was cool though. Sometimes I wouldn't even go to school He'd be like son and make me oatmeal. I go down there and make them so oatmeal come up each fucking and Like we fall asleep all day. I fucking wake up come out my room. The whole man's just sitting there It's like my story's like one time they got to watch a radar movie that year like that's the craziest shit that happened to me In seventh grade, there was no strippers and fucking rapping with like that's wild dude, but my parents were kids when they had me You know, yeah, yeah, so I dig it So when's the when's recess come out August? I want to drop it in August. Have you recorded everything already? Yeah, it's all done I'm saying I got to send it to you. I want you to listen to love to. Yeah, it's just like 17 tracks on that nice And do you have do when you make an album? It seems like everyone's got guests on it. Yeah. No, yeah. I got some features on there Features. I'm sorry. Yeah. I love I love my Texas artist though. I just love working with the Texas artist I feel like the power Rangers whenever we fucking together, you know, but I got a I got Danza on there He's not from Texas, but Danza was one of my favorite features on there. Of course Wayne is on that Um Was it like working with Wayne? I wasn't with him in the studio. You weren't no, I wasn't but it was cool as fuck You know having cuz like bro if you're rapping from 95 to now you or your favorite rapper was influenced by Wayne 100% yeah 1000% I mean I feel like ten years straight. He had he got my whole childhood in the headlock. Yeah drake He brought out Drake with the foot. Yeah, Drake's one of the greatest, you know And then I'm gonna also say this Wayne consider the greatest of all time Wayne, right? Yeah, and he's reciting Big Mo lyrics. He's sipping Drake As a hot Texas, you know, you got you got Drake coming from Canada to talking about all you some strippers Candy paint switching colors in the light. I'm in love with syrup like that's all Texas The you know like for the longest Texas has been the shit nobody just wanted to give us our flowers And now you got people like big extra plug and yeah, you know me and and I don't know I guess that's what it took to get the recognition. Yeah, but it's like we've been the shit Are you is it possible that you will be the biggest Mexican rapper in history? I don't know because who's who's got the title right now? I don't know That's some hard masking rap is um, yeah, yeah, but I fucking I'm just gonna go down in general hard. Yeah, yeah Because I'm shit on a lot of the whites. I'm shit on a lot of the blacks. I'm shit on a lot of races that are rapping Oh, I thought I was like that's Thomas act I've seen movie 43 no fuck. Uh, what's homeboy's name movie 43? I was just showing you the scene where they were he was giving them the speech Yeah, it turns out but but there's the white dude Fuck man find it someone that works for me the white dude right from the bear. Yes. Yeah, cool as fuck Well anyways, there's a skit in his movie where the girls like I love you like I want it. I want to get serious with you And he was like okay, let's do it. She was like she was like I just need you to do something for me and he was like what anything babe I love you she was like I want you to poop on me cuz right there Dennis Dennis quit anyway yeah anyway she was like I want you to poop on me and he was like what the fuck well he was like all right in this fucking movie everybody everyone's in this fucking movie please watch it well now Justin Long all of them bro all the greats Justin Long I would love to smoke and meet you dog I think that's attainable apparently as a really cool dude and he just fucking hangs I love Justin um movie 43 yeah you got you know you got to get you know you got to do go take a piss you know who you got to wrap with is Tom Hardy Tom Hardy you know Tom Hardy yeah he put it yeah pull up Tom Hardy wrapping Tom Hardy apparently that's his whole thing was he was gonna be a rapper first what yeah but I think he does that like he's fucking cheating me yeah Tom Hardy's a rapper you know he's the hardest rapper that's not a rapper shy of buff I heard that he's the fucking nasty it's dog I was talking to yellow yellow wolf and he was trying to get him on the song and he was like nah man it's just a hobby dude did you ever see him on sway shut the fuck up here put headsets on you can hear it their headsets right next to you what the fuck in the world my wife through my chest in the night I press up face close to mine what this is from my eyes I don't see my baby cry man hold it tight as I can Hey guys yeah till the beginning is he talking about guy is from my eyes I don't see my baby cry you're on my hand a hold it tight as I can he's a member who needs to die for people to die for he's a real life for people to die for the real people to fight for the real people they take you to place you and place through your life politicians always do but the laws take that for all free but they make more paps and we get red tape and they get all the take that was close to be around big mistakes real estate we put up with Bill case where we got I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know enough to answer that yeah but I'm gonna tell you what I do know and I'm not too much of a fan of it yeah from what I do know I mean you know you know I'm saying but other than that I really just did my homework into it there's a big fan of it there's some of it I mean I like all rap I feel like what's interesting to me is just the same way that like Atlanta has it sound man this has it sounds you can know where they from yeah and then I think that that brings just a different place that just has one sound yeah you know yeah I mean I've always said this it blew my mind when I moved from because I listened to hip hop growing up I was in Florida Florida everything was about having a car with bass a dunk yeah yeah yeah I had a dunks well I had a Volkswagen Fox but I have bass and when I moved to New York I was listening to Wu-Tang Clan and I was like there's no bass in this yeah it's all boom bad but it's all because it's that everyone's got headsets on that's how they take in their hip hop and I was like oh shit and so my favorite one of my favorite rappers ever two duos is MJG and eight ball what fucking love them that's sick and you guys my daughter with my daughters were little girls I used to play alcohol pussy and weed all the time in the car yeah MJG and Orange Mountain Tennessee yeah swap house the dude I fucking that was like my favorite yeah oh I love that he's coast wrapped on hell yeah yeah big I think it's really in the hip hop I mean like that era too is like you know everything from like rock him cane gang star I'm gonna say bust of 50 and big L yeah yeah I mean while I'm dirty fast and player those three yes yeah and I like the east coast as a student of the game the east coast is what made me a animal yeah this out from the south so I'm forever gonna have that swagger and that cool shit you know what I'm saying but like as far as being complex shit the east coast made it they made it yeah yeah for sure like brother way they would manipulate words to rhyme but still make sense you know what I'm saying like the being able to rhyme the whole bar and not just the last word you know what I'm saying like that shit was see some of those guys have like inimitable styles like you know there was a time where like you could and then the end of the way they're animated yeah they're animated but like you know it's so like it's so hard to emulate bust a style yeah so specifically him and it's complicated yeah it's complicated like it's not easy to to hear it and like say it back you have that too where I feel like it's complicated it's not you're not easy guy to mimic thank you you know which is I think a huge compliment yeah but like yeah I feel like buster was one of the ones where you're like fucking nasty yeah did you ever jam the worldwide shoppers no techno it was techno and bust the fucking twist the had all the fastest rappers on that yellow wolf was on that bitch yes I remember I remember jamming crazy I love that we're both fucking barefoot oh yeah can I tell you look I knew you were my guy when you rolled into my house barefoot yeah it's such a bird move I am fucking barefoot I'm a barefoot motherfucker you do that nice wild hey I open the soda can at Mike boosting's house on my toe with this you can put my soda can in Orlando yeah are you shedding me yeah are you serious yeah we need to go oh we do that's where you can shoot some guns and some gator oh yeah and the fucking in the the fan boat yeah that shit is sick later on it's crazy down there yeah the first place I ever had Gator was Orlando I didn't I didn't think that was legal doing it there oh yeah they do it yeah I mean you can go on the 520 and stop on the way to the airport and get like fresh caught Gator which is sickest for amazing the best is all the people catching uh pithons that's fuck that you know what I want I want to hunt iguana you can they're fucking invasive yeah that's what that's what they were telling me out there I want to do that bad I think we have some hunting trips plan guys I think we do we got a rap we got to get to that we got a bottle signing we got to go sign bottles of barbaca do you drink bro yes well we get some vodka for you says you can take vodka I like tequila okay that clear shit give me mean okay can I tell you this is how the liquor business works let me see I was talking to I was talking to uh I was talking to a bro a beer guy and I said something and I and I said something like uh so you know it I think he works for like uh corona and I was like you know you should get really great comedian I don't know if you know I'm Steve Trevino from he's in Texas but he's Mexican guy like he's really big he's a beer drink he should get him this guy said to me man we already got the Mexicans I need a white like you really because yeah man you go against brand so like if I'm selling tequila I don't try to get a Mexican guy to sponsor my tequila I need a white guy like George Clooney to sell tequila the white Tommy what we need tequila is a Mexican to sell our vodka oh I got you I got you if we can break into the Mexican culture and and just go hey it's not a tequila night come on come on come on yeah we could do that we could do that do you want for some liquor without the taste of tequila at all what you're chasing for you guy he's pickle juice oh you do yeah I'll be a pickle back that bad you gotta try you gotta try this vodka it's great vodka it's great guy right now yeah yeah pull the bad boy out let's take a shot of vodka I just want some wrap it up let me smell it let me smell it let me just smell it for us this in here I would like I would like your taste as an artist yeah you you're a person who picks what they wear and I gotta tell you your style is your style is unquestionable thank you you design your albums you fucking write your raps everything is yours it's your thumb print as an artist I'd love to see this is our thumb print we picked everything from the label to the to the styling to the to the every aspect of this bottle we hand picked well if it's I I read normal fuck with it because it's coming from your brain like that is I hope you like it and then and then actually and I and I'm I know this is gonna sound like bullshit is what you have to say but the truth is we had about 15 flavor profiles that we had to pick from and me and him landed on the exact same two and then on those two we tasted them a couple times and we chose one independent we didn't tell each other what we picked and we picked the exact same taste we've won how many contests in our gold we're gold medal in I think three now damn it's legit and and I all I have is problems of to keep over this fucking vodka in this house and I'm waiting going where how about where I keep all of them yeah I got two things I saw 15 on the way in there's 15 I don't know how it's is it Sandra is it sent she just learned English so she gets lost all right hey Sandra ask someone if you're having a hard time we need glass too. Good luck Tom. I'm gonna go knee glasses and some of my readers. Oh, these not ones. Today's Peter's last day. All right, here we go. Sandra. Cool. We'll just drink out of our palms in our hands. Okay, good. Oh, nice. Oh, shit. I told him you just learned English. Thank you. Oh, shit. The fuck. She's the best actress in this entire fucking company. Do you like it here? Do you like America? Nice. We did a read. We did a read where she's spoken via it and not because there's a lot of Vietnamese. Thank you. Okay, there's a lot of Vietnamese people in Houston. A lot of Vietnamese people. Oh, is that corporate Christie? Oh, yeah. By the way, this is distilled right right outside of Houston. Let me see this. Oh, by the way, hey, hang on. Yeah. Would you be interested in a tequila? Cause I think we're gonna. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sick. I love the whole bad thing too. Yeah, good. Such you can't eat bear. You can. It's got mercury. Uh-oh. You got to eat slowly. All right, come on, man. Let's do this. Let's do this. Cheers, boys. Bottle's a 10 out of 10, man. Hopefully it tastes good. Thanks for coming here today. Hey, congratulations on recess. I can't wait to hear as a recess. Congratulations on all your success. Man, thank you. You're a fun person. You're a fun person to end up in my scroll. I whenever I see you, I get excited. You bring a smile to my face. Keep being you, man. Man, thank you. By the way, bless us, baby. So many more cousin. There we go. There we go. Oh, what the fuck? Nice. Hey, that's a good, that's a good review. Oh, I'll take that. Holy shit. Do it. Good way to start today. This is dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. Holy fuck. I can take this. We need to sell this shit. Hey, I bet you say it better than I say it. Yeah, you want some fucking vodka? Come get it from the Mexican dog. But also. Yeah, that bitch is bad, bro. I'm drinking. Yeah. Yeah, me too. It has what the fuck that fuck me. Yeah, that fuck me. Hey pussy. I hate drinking. Hey, cake. I mean, french fries piss me off too. Please try this. Yeah. Holy fuck. We got a rap. Let's rap. Man, again, boys, bless us. Y'all have a good one. May God be with everybody. We love you. Peace. Peace. Stories and birds of machine. There's not a chance in hell that they'll keep the clean. Here's what we call to bears one cake.