Dana Beers Is Bringing Back The Yug Station: Thu Sep 17, 2026

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How did you know he was first? I'm standing right behind me. We should do like a national geographic series where we just have a time-waps camera and put food out and just see how long it should be. You know what I mean? I have been judging everybody. Some people got too many potatoes. Yeah. I'm like an African condor. The yack ends, and I'll go have like a spoonful of relish. A string sheet. Yeah. He's a relish left. Yeah. No, but that would be, like, sitting in the deer stand, you just see. That would be awesome. Everyone just-- you put anything out. Just eases up. Eats a little bit. And then eases up. We're the most-- we're the easiest, poisonable people in the world. Oh, yeah. There's probably footage of me somewhere when donuts are here. Yeah. I take the knife and I cut a sliver. Yeah. And go to the bathroom, come back, cut another sliver. Oh, yeah. And then you have a whole-- I eat a whole donut. I eat four donuts. Within like a five minute window, I eat a whole donut. But I cut it. Uh-huh. I eat 100 times. Yeah, I eat four donuts and it takes me, you know, like-- Yeah. Like, there's 29 bites. Yeah. Because I'm just keep coming back for more. Yeah. Doing the right thing. I just take the donut out of the gate. You've got to just have a bite at a time. Yeah. How's everyone doing? Good. Really good. Thursday. Another Thursday, you know. Thursday night football. You know how it is. Jacked up. Sure. Good game, too. We're in a game. Yeah. Bills and lions. Come on. Yeah, we came to realization on Wednesday's part of my take. We are a bunch of just children that just are happier when-- when the schedule is made for us. And football does that. Football creates a schedule that you can-- you wake up and you're like, oh, yeah, it's a football, then. You need the routine. I know what-- I'm know what I'm doing. It's football, then. You don't have to make a single decision. Correct. I know I'm going to eat, like, shit. I'm going to watch football. The diarrhea. Everything has been made for me. Shout out to Teddy pooped. He has a photo of it. What? Not impressive. No, I don't want to see it. I accidentally saw it from afar. Very dehydrated guy. Wait, he posted it? No, no. He was showing it on his phone. I looked over and saw. Yeah, definitely got to a point where I was like, I think I'm out on this. But there he is. I thought he's standing up. Does he have Hitler's hair? I thought his Monday was incredible at it, McDonald's. I opted out of the poop conversation pretty early. Yeah, almost immediately. Almost immediately. Is he standing up there? Does he hover at his own bathroom? Maybe that's why I can't shoot. He stands. He won't come out. I'll say won't let him go out. It just doesn't know how to shoot. Didn't hurt felt good. Yeah, that's gay. It's my fault. Really. Yeah. Felt so fucking good. This ass play didn't hurt felt good. I tore me up. I really enjoyed that. Oh, man. So, yeah, what's up? I'm still frustrated with Ben. Yeah, listen, I know that there were yak fans that were upset yesterday. I get it. And they were upset at bootabend. I did my one thing that I would say in not defensive bootabend, but your frustration. I had a phone call with bootabend like two hours after the yak. And we just did the same thing again. So I should be the one who's the most frustrated. So it's not really like sorry for bootabend frustrating you. It's more like you don't have a right to be more frustrated than me. I got a guy I'm more frustrated with than Ben. I don't really know bootabend that well. Ethan volunteered for a job he couldn't do. Yeah, true. Oh, yeah. He called in and he volunteered and said, okay, we need to get you out there. And he said, well, not tomorrow. I have to watch my dog. Yeah. But don't volunteer for the job. Yeah. Is he still going? No, no. I think so. The poor guy got manhandled the vets today. Worst spirit we move. That should be you, Danny. Yes, should have been. I was sitting so my son had baseball practice. It was raining. So I got like a primo parking spot. And I was like, go practice. I'm going to be in my car. And bootabend called me. And he just kept on repeating. So no, Danny. Over and over. He's like, so so I really was Danny. Yeah, he was like, I was really into the Danny thing. Yeah. And I was like, I know, dude. But you made too many demands. Is Danny that responsible? I don't know. Comparatively, yeah. But he didn't understand. Danny was not going to drive. No. Danny was going to document. The whole point is bootabend was like, can I have someone come out and drive me? And we'll make a video. And I was like, that's a good content idea. But Danny is the one. If Ethan and Buddha are just by themselves, they're just not going to post anything. Yeah, I got a couple of missed calls from him. I've been in this situation before. If I'm driving, no one else is going to be tweeting or filming. Yeah. I did it for the content. Obviously, where I was going to do it for the content. But if I'm driving, I don't think any content would really be coming out of it. No. One hand on the wheel, one on my phone. And I'm not mad at Buddha, by the way. I do love the guy. Because this is who he is. He's a particular guy. This is the bootabend experience. Dave text me right after he's like, bootabend experience is back. Yeah, I know. And I've known him for a long time. I wasn't yesterday didn't shock me. I'm confused now. Where did we stand? He is getting a ride from the Councilman Joe. And then, but he was only getting a ride to Phoenix so that you think of pick him up. And now Ethan's not picking him up. Yeah, I think he's making alternate plans. I told him to just make your own plans. You got this. You're an adult. It's fair. He was out late last night. He's having fun. He also looks like he was out of the time of his life, which didn't make me want to go anymore. Yeah. White was. White was popping. Yes. Wow. What is that? I thought he was going to solve it. This is the backyard. This is the smoking area of a bar. Bar is too bright. Yeah. Hey. Classic bar watching wake up bar still. Huge shout out to Councilman Joe. Big event coming tomorrow morning. What's the big event? Oh. Tomorrow is here. What's the most? Oh, wow. We're almost through the morning. That was the last tweet was big event coming tomorrow morning. I think he's getting a ride. Or Buddha Ben's driving to the Denys. It's going to Denys. He's going to Denys. He's going to Denys. Cakes and stakes. He's going to Denys. Yeah, that's the Buddha experience. Yeah, I didn't know who's been. Yeah. And he is good at his job. His job is not content. I will say that. So like. But Willie is judging as a producer. I think so. But he was judging him for. Like he isn't a content guy. He did want to get a free ride. And I was like, only way I'm going to do that is through content. He is a behind the scenes producer. Yeah, I don't know. I don't understand what's going to happen when he has to travel. He went to France with. That's right. Ronin Caleb and Donnie. So this is all very new. The anxiety and like not being able to travel. No. He went to France. But I heard. What? On his way to LA. Originally. Yeah. He had the state. The same thing. The stalemate in the Rocky Mountains. Yes. He was straining the Rocky Mountains. He ended up in Colorado on the way there. And it's truly drove him all the way. That's. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. He was like, like. Move past it too fast. But that was why I was so shocked that he was like, I can now. Go all the way across country when he couldn't go all the way across country six, six years ago. That was he. He said he had altitude poisoning. Yeah. That's probably what it was. Probably altitude. Probably forgot to turn off his ace. Yeah. Overheaten. Oh, that was frustrating. Yeah. Probably the most frustrating. It was fresh conversation I've ever been a part of. Yeah. I mean, putting it into perspective. I was responding to. Oh. John Rich, he's like, John Rich was like, I've never seen big cat like tap out like that. I was like, I, I deal with mincey every day. Yeah. And, and, and bootabend for, it took him 30 minutes to get me in a rear naked choke. And I was just like, I'm out. Gotta get out. Gotta get out. Gotta get out. Yeah. Special. That's special stuff. Mincey bragging about his weight loss. Well, take, take you out through a poop gate, poop this morning, and now he just has to get on a plane of a minute to go to Oxford, Mississippi. It is, I am fully convinced. The game started tonight. They're leaving today. Yeah. I'm fully convinced by the way that mincey's ankle is not healing because he's lost 30 pounds in a month. That is, he's not taking 30, big part of the reason, how much weight did you lose when you had cancer? Honestly, there was a stint, maybe 20 pounds. Damn. Well, 30 pounds in a month is actually like very, very unhealthy. We keep honestly very sick. Yeah. We keep honestly comparing his ankle injury to his cancer. Yeah. And his cancer wins every time. Yeah. Yeah, the ankle injury is worse, I think. Yeah. It goes with the doctor more often, lost more weight. Yeah. If you put him side by side, he has suffered worse effects than I did. But these are definitely, he's even growing more hair. Yeah. These are definitely related, right? I'm not. Yes, yes, that's definitely. 1000%. His, his bones not being able to heal might have something to do with the fact these lost 30 pounds on a off the off the market superdrug. An experiment. Half of his days are triple digit calories. Yeah. Just, it's just really funny how he keeps telling the doctor that he lost all this weight as if it's a good thing. And every time she's like, whoa, yeah, 2024 month to her 19 is. I was shocking when I saw that. I saw a tweet. Do you think the doctors treating him a little bit differently because she sees him, she interacts with him, and that she looks over and there's an adult male. Oh, yeah. True. Good point. She thinks he's mentally retarded. Yeah. She's talking slow. I don't understand how people get so pissed about these guys we have are one in a billion. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not. When I say like, what a company and everyone's like, dude, you're the one who, like, yes, I'm very much part of having all these people work here and stay employed. I love it. It's just also there's days like yesterday where you're like, we got a guy who can't poop. We got a guy who has an ankle injury of a sprained ankle that's lasted four months. We got a guy stranded in California. We got a guy trying to save him who can't leave because he's got to watch his gay uncle's dog. It's great. This is the lack pack. Actually, we don't have that guy. Well, no, yeah, what we do. We try to do. But we don't. But we do. I'll do stuff. Yeah. Which he tried, remember when he tried to do that? He didn't do that. It was a mental middle of a Roman candle fight. Yeah, no, I want to do a poker pot. That was something different. Remember, like six months ago, when Ethan, he hit me up, he was like, I'm, I'm ready to, to work. And I basically was like, Ethan, he's like, not really. You got me. You really turn the screws out of there, boss. It's like, it's like going into a finance meeting and having, you know, then be like, how many ping pong balls in a 747. All I had to say was Ethan. Ethan has never doubled down on an expression of confidence. No, no, he's, he just has for a guy whose life is poker, he's got a terrible poker face. You know, he can't, he can't even get even bluff. Yeah. You guys, are you guys hit to this AI ship that has been going on for years? No, but the, the, like, whole panic that everyone's had the last two weeks. Oh, about, we got 10 years left or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, you know, guess what? It's an op. Everything's going to kill me. What does that mean? What does that mean? I can't trust it. Now, all my research is based off of one Instagram video that I watched. Yeah. But the woman made a lot of sense. Essentially, all these AI companies have taken all this private investment and they don't actually have a utility. So they're taking all this money in and they don't have anything that they could make profit off of. So the guy who is the whistleblower is like, we're all going to die from AI. He was basically sent to do that so that the government will get involved and regulate them and the AI guys can be like, well, now we're regulated. We don't have to, we don't have to pay back all this private equity. It's not, it's out of our hands. The government stepped in. So it's all an op interesting. And this is the last Instagram video I saw. So I'm believing it. Are we, so are we dying or not? I don't like how confident you came with that either. I came real confident. You did. Well, it convinced you immediately. Immediately. Yeah. I might, this is going to be. It made a lot of sense. Was the video itself AI? No. Yeah. No, I didn't have a crab. Yeah. How can this moment guarantee that one whistleblower means the government steps in because the government's already stepping in. And the, and the AI companies are like, we're going to take a pause. Sure. Sure. Sure. Fine. And also interestingly, the AI companies are like, we're going to take a pause, but we also would, if the government steps in, we'd really appreciate if you guys made us exempt to antitrust laws, so they could then collude. Did you watch a second? I'll take talk to explain that for the two and a half minute Instagram reel that was super convincing. Yeah. Can we just turn it off if it gets out of charge. There's got to be a swing. I've got to plug it. Unplugged the whole thing. I'm no longer worried about AI. I want on the records. Do you want on the record for that? Yeah. I ain't worried. Hmm. So you're done worrying about AI. Done worrying. You were like this with COVID. I think you're talking. Yeah. Yeah. You're talking. I only got COVID five times. You got it so much. So many times, dude. I just kept on getting. Yes. Are you prepared to top AI? I don't know if I'm there yet. Okay. Uh, COVID in the New York office was crazy because if somebody tested positive, they would like go through the security tapes and pull if you like Caleb got it. And if Caleb interacted with anybody, they'll pull you into a room and tell you like break it to you because I was one of those people. You know, to go get tested and prove that you're okay. But then they wouldn't tell the whole company. They wouldn't say who had it. Yeah. They'd be like, "Hey, someone, we get an email from Erica every week being like four positives, but not say who?" No. And you'll be contacted if they interacted with you. What would the idea was like, you guys were all going to kill them or something? Like, why? Why won't they say who? I don't know. Playing it real close to the chest. It was so strange. I guess. I think you had to go across the street to that place and wait for like three hours outside the rain for. I feel like it'd be good to know who. I agree. Oh, we had speculates. Yeah. It was like someone came back from Italy three weeks ago. We also had the the Philly House. Remember that? Yeah. That's where I got mine. Yeah. We had a live stream with COVID. We had an apartment in Philly where we'd go down to Gamble because Penn was only legal and in Pennsylvania at the time. And like 15 of us went down for an NFL Sunday every single one of us got COVID. We just went to a COVID trap house. Remember the Suggles, the Gonzaga Final Four, the buzzer beater? Yeah. We were there. And the next day was everyone. Yeah. And then I couldn't get up for Easter Sunday. My wife was like, what's wrong with you? And I just was. I was done on COVID. Yeah. It was awesome. The worst one was the people that in Detroit. Detroit. Oh, yeah. We stranded people in Detroit. Like a month. I drove back by myself. That's right. I forgot about how to get out of there. And that was like right at like day zero of COVID. Yeah, they were like that to stay in my. I had like a six-month-old baby. And I was like, my wife was already like, you're just going to stay there all week. I was like, no, I'll just drive back by myself. I won't get on a plane. I drove back by myself, rented a car one shot. Steven Shay would never. We left people in that hotel for like a week, right? Yeah. We were in the farmers and churns office. And this was like early like April 2020 when it first started. And white socks Dave had gotten it. I'm like, all right, see you in two weeks. And like five days later, we walk in. He's there. We're like, what are you doing? He's like, I didn't feel like staying home. That's not how it works. And then I get COVID three days later. I probably had every variant. I pick up a new variant every like six times. Crazy. No one at the company died. Yeah. I had one variation. I'd be like crawling on the floor. Yeah. Like horrific. I had one. I stayed in a hotel in like right by the office for like a week. And I went and I got like the, they let me go get the, the, the weird. Remember, there was a new medicine that came out that you like basically like get like an inversion. No, it wasn't. I remember I went to this like hospital in Staten Island where it was just me and like people who were basically about to die. And I got injected with some shit that fixed it faster, but it also, I've never been more tired. I was so tired. I couldn't even blink. I was so tired. Steven, do you miss getting COVID vaccines? We got, we got a sign-up sheet for the next batch. Are they doing? They're still doing it. Flute. Flute. Flute. I actually just opted for the flu, which I did last year. What? You're out. It's a, it's at the point where it's like pretty. So COVID's officially over. It's, it's way more than how many COVID shots did you get? Steve, what if you get COVID? Five. Five? He spent an entire day waiting for one one time. Well, that was when it was like the thing. Yeah, one, one, the one, one kid. Yeah, but how many hours did you wait? 18 to 20. What? In the security guard. Oh yeah, yeah, waiting in that line one of your Bout to that you were like in a New York hotel room for days and like getting like people were bringing you stuff Oh, yeah me. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes spider was dropping off food I was licking my My deodorant stick to see if you chased it. Yeah Nothing literally nothing damn. It's crazy. I'm still to my knowledge never had cova good for you Ever I got it twice. I don't know. I don't know if I would test at this point like if I got sick I don't think I would even know I've completely flipped where I don't I'm mad if someone tests Yeah, like why the fuck would you do that? Right? So I don't think so I think I'm just gonna go through my life I didn't believe that I've never gotten you guys do the drive-through test. Yeah getting tested was the worst part Yeah, we have half a forearm up your nostril in your car and you got to drive it tickle your brain. Yeah, it was awful as wild times as wild yeah I it got brought up like a couple weeks because that whole Fauci thing and everyone's like you had them on part my tears Like we had them on part my take like five days after it got announced. I didn't know it was gonna go like that People were mad even retrospect at us. I don't fucking know Can you not talk to anybody before they're bad? You what like I'm sure you've talked to people that have turned out worse on Part of my take. Yeah, we I didn't do enough research on Carmelone And up Happens hand up. Yep Didn't but Carmelone isn't hard canceled, right? Like like he still doesn't Yeah, he is recognized by the NBA a lot of people don't know remember Patrick Beverly just found out Yeah, but that was one where I should have I should have like read a little bit. Yeah, I'm not saying you But I'm just saying in in the real world like I don't think Carmelone is as canceled as we act like he's as can right and he should be Yeah, sure, but but not like I think the jazz still having back. Yeah, I think they recently did for like some sort of like honor Yeah, so a clip of a woman in Buffalo advocated for OJ to be in the the new stadium Really? He was in the okay? He's in the wall of honor or whatever that they had in the old stadium now that they're in the new stadium They're right they use the opportunity to take OJ out. They never took him down. I don't know Maybe they did take it, but he was like in there. Oh, obviously. It's like I was not and I saw like there's in every old woman It was just like 2,000 yards. Yeah, hi That's the Peter King member King was like I'd vote for Darren Sharper for the hall. Oh, we're like wait what and he's like well It's it's between the white lines. Yeah, what do you do as a player? I mean, OJ was a hell of a running back. He was a hell of a running back Well, you could still buy a Carl Malone jersey off Mitchell and Ness. Yes. Yeah, like a nice one. They look great Did you buy an OJ? I don't know. I don't think so. I'm buying OJ If you could I would what if you could I'd have no jagers. What why? Huh? Why? I don't know. We were we had a we almost had a we had a thing on mostly before he died Where we we had a OJ sign pictures. I don't know what you sign card. We're doing an OJ sign. Yeah, it's just ridiculous stuff You wear it. They were dicklessness of OJ Yeah, he was wacky wacky guy He was a any that guy Never knew what he's gonna do next little bits He actually did a prank show after his case. I know A paper view on yeah, we pretended to be a car sales. Mm-hmm. It's like what I'm actually OJ Simpson Hidden juice. Yes juice. You got juice. Wait, this was after punked. I want to say yeah, I think punk just inspired a bunch of shows He wore makeup in disguises and pretended to sell a white or bronco. Oh my god. That's really funny Yeah, we we got offered once to interview It fell through those banners. Yeah, you you're you're you're in the collecting mindset now. Yeah Oh my god Terrible. That's OJ. Oh, okay I want to hear what you have to say I want to look at this more what? That's not even as Oh boy. Oh my god. You just got you you got just remember that clip of him pretending to Yes, staff the reporter. Yes, that was crazy if somebody called you and said I've got OJ Simpson's white Bronco You can have for 10 grand. Yeah, yeah, I mean, dude. I want to joke. That's amazing. I'm pretty sure it's at I Think one of the Morgan and Morgan guys Owns like a crime museum and I think it's there no way let me look Thank you. Yeah, we got I can't remember who was but they were like they pitched us this idea. They're like He's needs too much. I know I know the they're like yeah, do you guys what we have this ad ideal idea where you guys are gonna pick up OJ from jail and do the first interview and I was like I think we can do a second interview It fell through before we like officially said now, but I was like work with like yeah, maybe let him do a couple other interviews first It is a weird lying now. It's a real add up. They brought they brought it to us and we're like, I don't know man You see Netflix is like creating an almost like an MCU universe of all the serial killer. Yeah, and how they're announcing it is like yeah, like hyping them up Really? Yeah, it's like a highlight. It's like a highlight video. Yeah, they drop Lizzy Borden You had games. They're like Jeffrey Dahmer was a problem They're introduced to the Avengers prime Dahmer was like they're about to walk out people don't put enough respect on prime Dahmer The air horns going Did you see the new I don't want to call it a game show, but like I guess reality experiment that Netflix is doing the new Stanford Yes, where it's like 30 people have willingly volunteered to be in a prison for I don't know how many days But then summer given guard roles and some are given prisoner roles and they It is what happened with the Stanford experiment was basically like you give someone a little power and they'll just So that's just gonna happen again. I think these guards end up like beating people. Yeah, it's gonna happen again So they think they're opting into something different. I would assume in order for it to work. I Don't know. I don't I just thought read the the top headline, but that should be an interesting show Was you since in Bronco Ponds in Pigeon forge Tennessee and John Morgan are owns it whoa Okay, I Guess it's a museum yet at a crime museum. It's a little different than owning it and like keeping in your house or just keeping about a golf stem. Yeah It's a nice car. How do you make something a museum could we technically be a better museum? We did we'll come I mean he did. Yeah, it's always they did kill the old-style white Bronco and that is a sick car There's a sick car, Brandon. I know I want it. I want an old Bronco so bad. They brought the Bronco back, but it's not the same No, it's not the same. They didn't bring the Bronco. That's the same they said they did, but they didn't bring it back. No They nerfed it Those old cars sick and that Bronco for some reason that was one of the rare cars where white was the best color on it Yeah, I don't know why that is. Yeah most cars the best color is maybe a black maybe a red, right? White pop on that Bronco Wasn't OJ's car people forget it's our Collins car. Yeah, OJ. AC was an OJ's car and he was not driving his buddy was AC was OJ was had a gun to his head. They're going to Mexico's what they think. Right. Mm-hmm. Did he really have a gun to his head? I think he did have a gun. Yeah, yeah, let's go pal Mm-hmm. I think he did it. Yeah, I think he did it. That's just that's me. I'm gonna say you did it. That's me. I think you did it. I think he did it But would you go would you host a prank show if you did did something like that? Yeah Yeah, he wrote a whole book called if I did it if if yeah, I think he was like then he said how he would have done it didn't he? Was it the same exact way? I think so If I did it what an idiot Yeah, yeah, what an idiot. That's my take what a dummy Fucking I don't like that guy Nick by the way everyone's talking about your quarterback skills. Got an army. Yeah. Yeah, that was an extreme doesn't extreme episode ones out Yeah Nasty Ron and I Ron and I accidentally just became to like Japanese the Japanese game show announcers. Oh Yeah, no, but the Sixth dream eliminate. Yeah. Oh, yeah, cuz I watched back a little bit. I was like we just didn't give a fuck That's the best way to do it. That's the best. That's the best way to do it. Tommy I said he was in Tommy's second kid. I said he was in his second trimester. I know we checked in on him But what we thought was his lowest keeps calm it keeps calm and I think he even tweeted like it Yeah, the hits keep coming. Can you see if Tommy will come on the bad photo the little head clavicular Really funny, we said we spent 10 minutes talking about how little his head was and then Then Clavicular came to the office yesterday in New York, and the first thing he said they lined all the guys up was that Tommy had, like needed to make his head face. Short face. Short face syndrome. He has a little head, extensive, would need extensive work. Wait, what she would do to improve these guys looks to help them ascend to the next level. Let's start with Tommy. So Tommy had something called SFS, short face syndrome. Ooh, so I would get a maxillary down graph from on the 401, and give your skull a little more height, and improve your total facial width and hydration. Excellent. Yep. That's it? Yeah, that's I think that's good. That's good. I mean, that's a pretty invasive procedure. Oh. Let's stick with that for now. Is this my. It's a bad guy. Yes. Well, Nazi adjacent. Yeah. He lets words fly. He does. Josh is asked do we want to have the creator of juice on? Is he a bad guy? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We can have bad guys on for. What are you thinking about doing that to be overly nosy on all time? Oh, Jay. I just say no. I just ask him if he's a bad guy off the bat. If he says no, he must not be a bad guy. What the fuck were you thinking? I am curious. I know what he was thinking. Like, do you feel bad? Yeah. At night. I think I'm money. Uh-huh. People would watch you. Should I say yes? No. I don't know. Okay. I think. TJ, pull up the creator of juice. Let's get. Let's get eyes on him. Yeah, let's get eyes on him. It's Mark Bluffman. Rick Marr. Oh, which one is. No, it's Rick Marr. M-A-H-R. If you want to Google him. Oh, Rick Marr. He did that Casey Anthony quiz show that I love. Oh, yeah. So this is a scene. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Oh. Casey Anthony quiz show. Rick Marr. Best of backyard racking too. Oh. You're gonna. Brandon. I know you're Moral stealing a little shape here. Wait. He did O.J. unseen. Juice. Executive producer. World's wildest bachelor party. So, okay. This guy is. He is. Okay. Awards. I do want to know, like, for juice. How do you hire for that? And what's that writer's room like? Yeah. Like, you have to bring in a lot of people for the makeup and the. That's the whole thing. That's a lot of people you're gonna know. What is this about today? Well, we're just checking in on you. So, we had taped. We had taped doesn't extreme before the picture of you came out and before surviving and everything. So, I apologize for the second trimester joke because that. It felt like I was picking on you when. I actually started it. So, I was actually first. Yeah. I started with my grotesque heat in this tab. It's over the past couple of years. I started. That's who started this. You were right to call it out. Okay. Okay. Because, yeah, I. It was like the string of events with the dozen extreme coming after all of it. It's like, damn, the guy's already down. Yeah, no. But you're. Yeah, you did it before Survivor even air. I mean, I was dealing with a bad back too. Oh, man. You could tell you were hurt right away. Yeah. I was in a lot of pain, yeah. But listen, I walked four miles last night. I mean, eating salads and stuff. So, I'm trying to rebuild myself and find a way to love myself. And you did well in the big Kahuna. The running through the. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that one type. I wanted to say I did well. I would say I didn't massively fuck it up and fall on my face. Yeah. I didn't really go try to blame you. That was very funny. No, the big Kahuna just because Nick was lights out with the QB. Yeah. He's a fucking incredible arm. I'm nasty. Yeah. It's incredible. They were calling you Michael Nick. Don't do that. Don't do that. You like there's quarterbacks named Nick. Did you guys see the slightly more damning part of the. clivicular thing with meek fill? Oh, yeah. Tommy, care to explain about this a little bit? Yeah. So, we. Clivicular came in and he basically told me I need a total invasive facial reconstruction surgery. And I was like, "Oh, okay." That doesn't sound like. I didn't know what that meant. That doesn't sound like that much. And he said, "No, it's like a very invasive procedure." And I was like, "Oh, okay." And then basically, he was like, "Grear, you just gotta save your beard." And then he gets to meek fill. And he's like, "You need the same procedure as Tommy." And that was. That was a tough one. That was tough. And then I'm gonna hop in line and you can do me out there. So, the same thing, I would recommend to the first gentleman. I would recommend to you. (laughter) Just not what you want to do here. No, definitely not. Is Nate that hat kind of guy now? So, yeah. Where's that at sometimes? Mainly when he's making espresso. And he had, he had a draw of 47, we'll go on the side. Yeah. It's his new look. Do you see who he, I'm assuming this was Nate? Because he does the music concerts in the office, right? You see who they had? No, that's not. Oh, that's not him? Nick Hamilton. Oh, they had Hubert Stank. They had Hubert Stank. And the office. Wow. What was the reason for that? Hello. They're great. I don't know. Hubert Stank is great. Wow. So, you're good, Tommy? Yeah, Nikki Smokes actually about to get here any second. What is, is that a content trip or a fuck trip? I think it's a fuck trip. It's a person. Yeah, it's a person. He wanted to come see his boy. You? You're his boy? Which? I'm his boy. Yeah, to be clear. I'm out of the loot. Nikki Smokes is going to New York. Yeah, the bill is a point. And Reed are going, not for content, but to have sex with him. To have sex with him. Yeah, I think we're not a co-workers here. I think New York was like, hey, we haven't been fucked in a while. Oh, yeah. Have you seen like an honor recently? We're calling. Yeah. So it's just, it's a fuck trip. Yeah, and there's a lot of people being very nasty to me in this office, putting a lot of pressure on me. Oh, what are you doing with your boyfriend this weekend? We're doing with your boyfriend. And like, acting like I have to make all these plans. It's end up part of polls. But I really like having that pressure. But it's going to be sort of my last to raw weekend. For I really get my life in order. So you are hanging with your boyfriend? I mean, that's not my boyfriend. Is he staying in your apartment? No, no, no, him and Reed have a hotel. Okay. Yeah, but he's waiting up front. She's going to eat him alive. Oh, boy. What are your plans? See, that's what, like, I don't know. Hit, hit some bars, maybe a club or something. Just go out, have fun, throw him the city. I'm not going to come up with a whole like dinner. I'm sorry. You know, just, just wherever the nights take us. Has he ever been in New York? No. But he said he went once as like a little kid. Got it. Yeah. And Reed, I don't think has either. No way. I think we're about to get a Freddie L.A. 7 experience. I don't even suppose. Who, by the way, he's still here. He's still here. No, this is sick. Yeah. Good skyscrapers. Oh, shit. It's pointy. Oh, my God. It's so many people. People are everywhere. Yeah, Freddie L.A. 7, he'd go home, dude. He's just doing the same thing. Yeah. Where's he now? I think it's Iowa. He is. I think he is home. Yeah. Yeah. He's. Yeah. But he's never shown his. himself. No, I think he's. I think he's one of us and always has been. He's not dressed like a European. He's an American. All right. Tommy. Tommy. Okay, cool. Yep. Good. Good chat. And I'll try to be less fat. Is there one thing good going on your life? He's boyfriend. Now. It's got to be good to know like what you could do to be attractive. Right? Like that's just right right in front of you. Just all you have to do is go lengthen your skull. Get the skull left and right. I am like. I'm like. I'm again. Now, ugly. I look in this frame right now. Did you at least? Did you at least Google the surgery? I did. I did. He said I have short face syndrome. So I got to I got to basically widen my forehead. And just basically straight like lengthen my face a little bit so that my features aren't as hideous. He didn't say anything about your nose. Jockingly. No. I thought it's going to be like. But instead. And that would have been great. It was just like fix your nose. It was no. It fixed everything. Everything on their face. What. That's good. You win. Tommy, at least, you know, like. If it's rock bottom, you know that everything's up from everything's up. Yeah. That's what I've been telling myself really is is everyone has to bottom out. Hopefully this is it for me. That's why I've smokes coming over. Yeah. You might get worse. Dude, the giants. I told you the giants. The giants are good. The giants are good. But you know, I should be in a place in my life in 30 where I'm able to find happiness from within. It's so funny. Yeah. I've been stretched every morning. Good. Good start. You stomach. Your face. I do have a titty press thing. I do. It's supposed to get ready. Your tick tock started hitting me hard with with if you want to get your man boobs. What's your titty press? It's like, um, I don't know. It's like a little machine. It's like a handheld machine. Oh, that thing. Yeah. Please. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You squeeze it like that. That's good, Tommy. I bought that because when you've got to be worried, when like TikTok and Instagram hits you with that stuff, it means that you still might have a chance when they hit you with the, Hey, you're fat, but here's a shirt to make you look just bad. That's when you know your fox. I get the, I get those. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The shirts, the shirts engineered just for fat. Yeah. This would get slightly less fat. Hey, pay fat ass. You've given up on the gym. How about a shirt? The shirt shows. This one doesn't. Tommy, this week I'm going to be good for you. I feel it. And I'm praying. I'm sure I'm sure it won't be. And I'm going to be a Nikki Smokes dinner like New York, because Tommy sucks as a tour guide. That'll be, oh, that'll be very, that'd be funny. Yeah. I like for you to know how to be a tour guide. Like, you just go to bars. I don't know. I want Nikki Smokes to leave. They're hating that fucking place. Yeah. Take him to Broadway. Yeah. Take him to see a show. Actually, do take him to the 9/11 museum because there's a chance you might not know that happened. We could definitely be treating being like, what the fuck? Why don't we do something about chips? Look, everything into perspective. Oh, man, I knew for when this happened. Fuck what I know. I knew that if something happened, I didn't know it was this bad. How would I read it? I mean, I mean, all right. Keep your chins up. Oh, it's so gross when I put my chins down. Let me see. Let me see. Put your chins down. No, put your chins down. Put him down. Put him down. Oh, he don't. Come on, and we don't need this. Put the chin on the floor. Drop the chin. He seems good. He's great. Yeah. He's thriving. The um, the augustations on the move. Yeah. Dana, he, I don't know if the timing is exactly like how how it lined up, but the boys and my guys in the PMT corner, they were very close to just stealing the Yug Station and throwing it out and being like, you never use it. But Dana today was like, Hey, I got some plans. Big, big Q4 coming for the Yug Station. Okay. Nice. And has he announced where he's moving it? Can we reveal? Uh, I don't know. I'll tell him to come down here. I mean, it is such a way to come down here. You know what has to happen. Yes, get wet. Yeah. So today is the dawn of you here. I feel like Dana does new days a lot. Yeah. Yeah. He's a new day guy. Nina Simone had as. Yeah. I'm the most positive guy in the industry. Did you just try to steal the Yug Station full transfer? Yeah, they were, they were modding. Is he a positive guy? Uh, he is since the next one. Shout out to Squirtle. It's like my dick. You're from the LML from the front amp. Oh, you got a ratio of Squirtle. Yeah. Yeah, we got it. Yeah. The real Bobby Snell's kind of got him. I don't know who did this, but they did move the camera that's over there. Oh, it's all fucked up. So we can't even see the Yug Station. Oh, it looks like a prime. Yeah, I know what you're saying. This is the inside of a cereal. I don't like this. It's like a filter. A sepia. All right. There he is. Oh, look good. Oh, hey, Dana. Sure. That's a bad shirt to get. That capel net. I don't think that's a new shirt, actually. No, it's not. Yeah, he's seen it. Yeah, handful of times. Yeah, you do have to get wet, but you can hang for a little bit until you get wet. What's up? Hey, Dana, I know. Big changes with the Yug Station, huh? Yeah. Oh, don't do that. All right. You said, big two four. It's more, I'm getting bullied over there. Yeah, they don't. They do not like the Yugs. No, and that's fair. Is they turned over the Yug Station? Well, because it takes up a lot of space. Yeah, Donnie over there. Oh, yeah, I'm getting bullied. When the last time you used it, right. We just looked it up. The last episode was January. Oh, my God. Lord. So like, I don't think that I don't think the PMT guys had a problem with it. Wake up. Just didn't get you. Yeah, there before we wake up. You're actually like I you're actually like, I don't do anything else. I didn't say you're a man. See, I said, they're wake up. Mincey has more recent episodes. Yeah, probably. Like, yeah, and also don't compare him to wake up. Mincey wake up. Mincey's budget is zero. That's true. Wake up. Mincey. Wait, this cost. Dana, the Yug Station cost. 15 grand. So, Dana, I get, I get the hiatus. The summer is not a time for an ice cold. Like, yeah, let's put it out there. The Yug Station has been an utter disaster. We know that. Okay, but don't call wake up. Mince, that like, because Mincey's different, Mincey doesn't do anything. Like, I actually do other things outside of the Yug Station. Dana, will you never really execute it to the original plan? Yeah, I know. I know. I think it's powerful. Well, here's the problem. I would drive to work a lot, and then I would get drunk, and I'd be like, okay, I have to Uber home. And that's not a sustainable life. Yeah. Well, she got Game 3 of the Yug Off coming up in May, right? Yeah. Yeah. No. I'm excited for Game 3 of the Yug Off. Yeah. Cannot wait. We're about to get to a roadway where I'm going to text the boys being like, hey, maybe we should plan road game. Yeah. No, listen, it's been a disaster. It's been a failure, but we're going to make profit by the end of my life. Oh, make profit on a plan. But before I bed, there will be profit on the Yug Station. He's got a 40-year plan for it. what was this one was last one oh my god teacher that's fucked up yeah no I you know all joking so I do have some more thought out plans that I'm going to use it for what are you talking about it's chugging beer oh I'm saying it's gonna be it's in me part of a it's gonna be part of a set interactive inter immersive yeah it's gonna be it's like Disney it's gonna be I'm gonna go up and chug a beer it's gonna be part of a art historian you're gonna chug a beer and also talk to someone 3d trust me dude alright but the people are saying oh you fucking you don't use the yug station you're a failure shut up alright I do plenty of other things here I agree and you're not mad to my knowledge no not at all I think it's funny the fact that we spend money on but don't be mad don't be mad if big catch not no I'm I it's it's it's it tickles me that we have I'm not scared it doesn't get you from the back of my head a lot cost a lot of money it does yeah yeah but that was okay because that was like when data moved here it was just like he was like hey can I do a yug station I was like yeah it was a bold yeah it got you in the doors it was basically his like welcome gift mm-hmm your PMT guys though they're a group of guys at a roll with anything yeah they just finally got tired of looking at them yeah no I would hate that thing if I were them you don't want to get on their bad all mean like make noise doesn't know they just they just look at it they're very terrible or they almost got my card toad in the parking lot but I wouldn't look at that either I told them I was thinking about because they've been doing this new thing we're in the afternoon they've just been walking upstairs you know little squad squad yes and I yelled I was like get back downstairs what do you do it makes everybody I don't think I mean everyone's uncomfortable yeah I was like I might have to put like a child gate around the PMT corner you downstairs guys even like when Titus or Brandon comes up it's like a thing dude I saw pft up there today I was like what are you doing never you upstairs guys get awful territorial well didn't we just walk up there you act like we're because you're never up but it always feels like there's like what are you doing here yeah we'll ask him how they got up there yeah yeah I saw my guys and I was like get downstairs with a package straight off to they're like lined up like a little like a military squad they roll they say they're doing a tour two by two lined up and they go real slow yeah they're like vouchers interesting it makes everyone uncomfortable yeah they don't say anything right they just look they don't socialize whatsoever in the walk in and look at you they're not social guys that's not I tried to joke around them I was like whoa blah blah blah blah and then I was met with like icy signs oh shit yeah it's like they're inspecting they give off like a warden walking through jail yeah memes is the ring leader right gotta be careful do a head nod memes check too Jacob was lagging behind and memes was like all right let's go that's what memes is like top five guy I'm afraid of here one top one yeah no rightfully so yeah you gave white socks David Noogie really what just really then pulled his underwear up oh yeah they wedgie yeah I love memes but yeah you got to be you want to be on the right side right no I'm on his wrong side right now yeah so we have no announcement despite no no there's no it's being moved to a different part of the office to be part of big quiz club no no no no it'll be part of a weekly thing okay and then I will have my own things from that when will that announcement the we know announcement I don't do it now somebody else when we find out what the wasn't that an announcement yeah well all right what did we learn today about the ux it's being moved from the PMT corner and it will be used more yes more for more than zero times in six months well it's more than six months eight and a half months really yeah eight months it yug station is like old enough to almost walk - I got a little hasty, I got a little hasty. - So the new thing, we're not allowed to know what it is? - Is it just a more polished version of the Yugs? - No. - Oh, you're not gonna do something crazy, like, there's no crazy, you're not gonna do something crazy like drink beer early in the morning. - Oh, no, no. - Okay, that is separate. They want it in the Wub studio. - Okay, I'm on the Friday mornings, they want it there for a segment. - You're gonna drink beer? - I don't think so. No, I don't think I'm gonna be drinking to it, but that's not what my idea is. - Okay. - I don't, listen, I don't have to explain myself. - You're tweeting that it was a brand new thing. - Yeah, you kind of do if I make you. - Yeah, you do. - I'm excited, I like the, I like the not knowing because I am ready for Yugs Station 2.0 to be wildly underwhelming. - Of course it's gonna be underwhelming. - I think us as a yak though need to be more hands off. - Yeah, I love the idea of the Yugs Station being in developmental hell. (all laughing) - It's like family guy, he got taken off. - Yeah, it's a cold classic. - Let me try to make this movie for 20 years. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Just can't get made. - The budget skyrocketing. - It's more like a pocket production hell here. - I mean, if I, if I, if I, - It's already all shot. - If I could just get fucked up all day every day, I would, but that's not a realistic lifestyle. - Is there been beer in that thing for nine months? - Yeah, just had three of them. - Wait, what? - Really? I'm a little beer? - Yeah. - Dana. - Today? - Well Chef, Chef Donnie said he was gonna steal and bring to his apartment. I'm like, I'll have a beer then. - He cleaned it. - Yeah, he showed me. - You made it lighter for him. - True. - Dana, we're drinking later. - I know, I tried to send to them, but they all pressured me. They said you have to have a beer. - You had three. - Yeah. - Just to have another. - Oh man, you got caught. - You haven't. - I don't know there. - No, it's tough. It's not tough. It's a very, I know there's a million people that would be like, I wish I could just have a young station. - Oh, it's not gonna have a young station, yeah. But I drive to work every day. I don't have to tell you. I'm a responsible adult. You want me to start ubering and getting fucking wrecked every day, I will, is that what you guys want? - It'll be one day. - We're just sitting by your Dana. - Okay. - Dana. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The best it never was the young station. - It's not, there's still time. It's still work here. - There's still time to chug beer. - That's the best part is like, - We can't have enough beers to chug. - Yeah, whatever happens with young station 2.0, I'm guessing it's gonna involve drinking beer. - You could feel, (laughing) - You could film 20 years worth of material in like a weekend at the rate you've been going. Like you could, yeah. - You could set aside a Saturday and Sunday. - I know. - We should try to get. - It's in there like, what is it like, the congressional archive of like media? Could we get the yugs station? (laughing) - Yeah. - Forever. - Oh man. - I'm excited for it. - I am so. - I don't want to gas it. Okay. - Whatever. - I'm not gonna make it this big thing. I'm just, I have fall plans. - Let me see the tweet again. - Yeah. - And it doesn't all just revolve around the yugs station. I have plans for the fall to release a lot of different types of content. - And one of them. - One of them will involve the yugs station. - Yes. - There we go. - And you can imagine what it is. - Yeah. - Only. I can't. (laughing) - Today is the dawn of a new day. (laughing) - That's huge. - Yeah. - What I was thinking this was a big thing. - The dawn of a new day is it being released from the shackles of the PMT. - A shackle? - A corner over there. 'Cause they just radiate this negative energy towards it 'cause they hate it so much. - Because you don't use it. - Exactly. - Right. - Yeah. - Huh. - But even when I did use it, you could tell they didn't want it to be there. - Yeah. - Oh, they always kind of resent us. - Yes. - They're gonna put a couch. - That's a hostile workplace. - That was also a weird place to put it in the first place. - Yeah, for sure, yeah. - Yeah, probably. - Well, I got ahead of myself. I was excited. - This is Dana's Theranos. (laughing) - Elizabeth Holmes. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yes. - The bad guy from the Avengers. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, I could, I could, you know, whatever. - Yep. - Don of the new day. - You gonna go for it? - Yeah, is that what I got to do? - Yeah, I think you do, okay. - You owe us a wet. - Is that now or at the end? - But then you're done forever. - That's great. - Yeah. - Never got one. - You can hang. No, I'm saying, do you want me to do it at the end? - I'm at the end of the show. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Whatever you want. - Oh, you can hang. - Hang on, hang on. - What did you think about? - Oh, my God. And why see Nikki is fitted up for the New York office who are these flowers for? - Ebony. - Ebony. - Oh, yeah. Ebony. - Ebony is going to have him screaming. (laughing) - Is that for Tommy? - Tommy, yeah. - Probably Tommy. - Definitely Tommy. - Did you see Buddha Ben yesterday, Dana? 'Cause you know Buddha Ben. - Oh, yeah. I saw a quote. - He hasn't changed. - He's the same exact person. - He'd be, yeah. - He's the same stories. - I had a miss call from him. I didn't know what it was about until I watched yesterday. - Probably trying to get him. - Oh, you gave him. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's Buddha Ben. - That is. - That was the corner of the HQ2 was me, Buddha, Loud Sean, and all business peat and tray. And the shit Buddha would just like talk about and do. He's, he's one of a kind. - God, that office. That was crazy when we had not enough space to separate like content and sales. It was all in the same, like all business peat was on the same floor. - Oh, yes. - Oh, God. - Across the room. - Oh, God. - Happy belated birthday, all business peat was yesterday. - Oh, shit. - Oh, she's got him some calm. - We should have got him calm. - Shit. - The door to ask him some calm. - Nicky's already there. - Sure. - Oh, yeah, that's what he's there for. - Did you, the green Greg call you and welcome you to the Yakkin? - That was crazy. - He texted me, he was like, can I call you in three minutes. And I said, yeah, call me immediately. And then he was like, Nick, you're on the yak. (laughing) - What? - There's a clip, he. - I'm just looking for somebody. - Somebody that's really good. - Now we move on. - Oh. - Oh. (laughing) - They have really good punishments. Hello. - Three. - Nick, you're on the yak. - You're on the yak. (laughing) - You're on the punishments. (laughing) - That's yeah. - He's just, he's a white socks day variant. - Yes. - They need bowling green punishments. - You're on the yak, too. (laughing) - That's my one, one clip and bar history. - You see when he thought he teleported into Chicago? - What? - I saw that. - What is that? - Just be honest with him, let's terrifying them. We let him go there. - Dude. (laughing) - He tried to do it again, yep. - I just put my hand up and I saw your hand go up and I was like, why the fuck is my hand in Chicago? I thought it was your hand. (laughing) - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Oh, Greg. - So what bowling? - I didn't punishments were gonna get. - They needed to be under three to four hour punishments. - I mean, there's a very easy one. - Green, suit and go bowling. - No, or just actually human bowling with Greg is the bowling ball. - Perfect, there's one. (laughing) - Yeah, that's one. - Get a slip inside and have bowl Greg. - Yes, so if you guys have bowl Greg, yeah. - When is the trip? - Bow and green. - Who knows, yeah. - Who's fucking knows. But from Toronto to bowling green, can I be honest? We've been talking about Mincey a lot. We've been breaking him in. Every second Mincey's been on the show this week. I've just been the Colin Coward meme of like, we're good, Mincey. - Yeah. - We got Greg. - No, we don't need. - We got Greg now. - That's how I feel about me. I mean, nothing against-- - We're good here. - Where I think we're good here. - We're good here. - I've moved on to-- - You were the number one Mincey guy. - I know, I was. That's why I moved on. - Did you ever get after dinner Mincey shirt when you started? - I had a wake up Mincey shirt that I wore to the old Chicago office and Fisoli pulled me aside and scolded me and said, I need to take that shirt off right now. And I was like, why? And he's like, 'cause Mincey doesn't work here. (laughing) - And that day, there was a company wide meeting to announce Dave had bought back the company and was hiring Mincey back. - Fisoli thought that like I was like in on the inner circle. - Oh! - Just like a wild clue. - Is it respect? It gives you a way. - Fisoli was like, holy fucking shit. I had no idea you were like that. Oh my God, how did you know? - There I say that Mincey versus Ethan. Maybe there's a Greg element to it? - What do you mean? - Only do Mincey versus Ethan. It was Mincey. - Oh yeah, no Greg. - The first time Greg. - Greg versus Greg. - Greg versus not in it. - Yeah. - Greg versus Greg versus Greg. - Greg versus Greg would be awesome. - Greg versus Greg. - I don't know how it would be a barn bird. - I don't know what that looks like. I just, the title Greg versus Greg. - Well, we're going into the 20th round with a zero zero time. - We could have Greg come here and do a bunch of stuff and he would forget that he did it. And then have him come back and be like, you gotta beat these times like what times? - That's a good idea. - Greg versus Greg. - The one thing about Greg is, I don't think he's stupid but he doesn't know a single thing at all. - At all. - About himself or anything. - So but like, I've never described him as stupid. - No. - But you are describing him. - But he doesn't know anything. - No, he doesn't. - Yeah. - Right. But he haven't described him as stupid but then your next sentence is, but he doesn't know a single thing. - But he doesn't have the ability even be stupid. He's nothing. He can't do it. Nature, nor nurture. Yeah. He's like, I've never thought he was stupid. He's devoid of information, but also can't observe. Which is actually the perfect level of intelligence. He's not. Yeah. 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R-H-O-P-A-C-K dot com. He's called YAC for 20% off your first purchase. Best fit, best feel rowback. Speaking of James, do you see the cologne? Oh yeah. Talked about that. He smells good. A lot of cologne. A lot of so much cologne. He's a good smelling guy. I wish I was like a cologne guy. I couldn't do more than maybe two pumps, I think. Yeah. I'd never wear cologne, but if I do, it's special occasion. One or two. I just wish I was like one of the, you know, like there's guys that just like they, they kind of carried five yards, but we got the job done. They worked their ass off all night. And, you know, when the game came down to it, when we started in the first drive, ended in a second. Yeah, I wish I was a cologne guy. It's too late. Is it? Yeah. Tried for a little bit. Jerry put me on a couple, but I don't think he put me on the good stuff. He held out. He held out, for sure. He wanted to hold out. I just like smelling like body wash. That's not as good enough. You know, I've been not washing my hair every single day. Started doing that. What do you mean? Like, don't use shampoo every day. Yeah. Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah, that's the way to go. I can't not do that. Yeah, I know. I know, but I did notice that like my hair feels better. Huh. You condition, Brandon? Occasionally looks like some condition there. Thank you, Rodena. You're a sea salt spray guy. Nice. Nice thing you've ever said to me. I mean, I appreciate that. Yeah, just shampoo every day. Condition once a week. That's how I do it. Every time I see a photo or a video of you when you had like your buzz cut, jarring. Yeah, it's a lot. It's, it's coming a long way. Yeah. Shout out to, um, God damn it. Yeah, shout them out. Oh, shout out to them. Shout out to Erica Fleishman, every lady Fleishman. Yeah. Shout out to Fleishman back in New York. She, she said, the best look for you is to grow out your hair and push it back. And I said, what? And she said, don't cut your hair for a year. Grow it out. Push it back. And that's the best look for you. I think I was with you. Now that was a different one. We went down to the, that was the first adult haircut I got. I didn't. Yeah, I didn't stay with them. I went that that was too far to go. That was far. It was like down on all straight. Yeah. Yeah. You don't long hair Dana. Oh my God. You're long. Oh, yeah. He's look good. We like a lot of mallet, Dana. Oh, yeah. I guess that's right. I was. Yeah. Mallet, Dana was pretty awesome. Like 20, 20, 19, 20, 20. My hair was down to my shoulders. Sure. Yeah. I loved it. Would you ever do it again? Um, would you ever be allowed to do it again? Yeah. Not mallet. Long hair, yeah. Well, a lot of men's, he's voice is carrying right now. For going to be gone. I did for his trip. Deutsche is off to October fest today. Yeah. He's going off to Germany. No way. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He leaves later today. Is that the place where he might meet his match? I think so. How have you never done an October pass? I've always wanted to. I want to do my bachelor party there. But it's so so expensive. Or earlier for October fest. It feels like it. It does. You're right. Wait a minute. It's always in September. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Oh, a lot of them. A lot of the American ones are. I think it's, I think that's like, maybe it's a joke that we don't get, but yeah, I know that it. You don't understand my confusion. Yeah, yeah. No, I get it. I remember when I learned that fact was like, what the fuck? Why is it in September fest? Doesn't sound as good. Yeah, true. That's a good point. What church are you with? Dennis Rodman. Yeah. Dennis Rodman in Spurs Jersey. Rodman. Yeah. I don't know why. I just saw it and liked it. So I got me a Dennis Rodman in Spurs Jersey. You did a a tour of your. I did. I finally did it. Yeah. I was, I got a bunch of banners in your stay. The Mississippi State banners people saw the thing you're doing decided to send me all their fucking banners. And I got then somebody in the comments was like, just show us the whole basement. I was like, fuck it. And I did the whole there's the home studio, the home set. And then yeah, it's a long video. You don't show the whole thing, but I just go around. My favorite part of this video is like three minutes in when you get to the fireplace. So on the fireplace, we got some knick knacks. That's what I did. I did. We're showing all this shit around there. Yeah. I guess you're like, of course, up here are the knick knacks on the top of the fireplace. You're right. There's my starting line up wall. There's the there's the TV. I laugh very hard at that. Yeah. We're extra helmets, some transformers. This is a dumb question. Yeah. That's a dumb question. I do a lot of dusting in my house and I get when as soon as I see the dust, I get anxious. I have to dust. Yeah. What do you do? You just let it you just let it ride. I was cleaning cleaning people show up every Monday. My wife takes care of all that and it gets and it gets and it gets done again. There is one that that middle robe that I showed earlier that middle row gets a little dusty and they don't really pay attention to that. That bothers me. But they like all that. That they take care of everything. Okay. Does it say on the center of the tombstone poster one of the years 10 best? Yeah. That's been. Yeah. I think that's something to brag about. Here we go. So we haven't seen the knick knacks yet. Right. So knacks are coming up. So I got all we're going to want to see the knick knacks. Yeah. There's a TV. There's your stage stuff. Second TV. We go along here. Secondary TV or when I pull out I take that one side. Something that's quarter. There's some more stuff that's staged and ready to go out later. Including the sign of a board from back there. There we go. We move up here and this is a little bit of, you know, knick knacks. Just a little bit of knick knacks. A couple of knick knacks. Yeah. Knicks up here. I guess the whole fucking basement is knick knacks. I didn't consider that. Yeah. So this is it. I did that yesterday. Are you? Looks great. You're a sentimental guy. Not a hoarder. I'm a sentimental guy. Yeah. That's not a hoarder. I wouldn't have all that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's cool shit. Horders just keep shit to keep it. I keep it because it's cool. You're lucky. You have a big house. Because that's a lot of shit. Yeah. Well, I mean, I've filled the house. I mean, that's the basement. That's nothing. You can never move again. It's going to be something. It's going to be something because my the house I currently own in Mississippi, if that's the one I go back to, that ain't going to work. I'm legit going to have to buy another house. Buy it. How would you move that? Oh, I'd move it. I don't know. How would I move that? I would have to be attached a bunch of blooms to your roof. I don't know. I haven't thought that far ahead. A lot of it's movable. Yeah. You know, just take the starting line. Let's put them in a trash bag. The bobble heads, that's an issue. It's scary. How many of you think we'd get damaged in the process? Yeah. You just broke a chemo. I just want that move. You just went like, y'all don't understand. It's so easy. Y'all don't get it. It's so easy to break a bobble head. There's just so goddamn sensitive. So I would I would ride off a couple and then you know, if I lost 20% of my bobble heads, that would hurt, but that would be understandable. How what percentage are you giving up when you move? I will have to give up probably a little chunk. Yeah. I just don't think you move. I don't think I might, even if I move, I might just keep the house up here. A gross sale video would be awesome. How's the, the, the what? How's the gym working out? What's that? How's the custom gym that I gave you working out? I have a personal trainer starting next Monday. Supporting the gym. Brandon has like the nicest gym I do. I do so many cameos from that gym. I, um, I, can I say this? Yeah. It is apparent and obvious that I don't use it. I have three boys that do use it. Okay, there you go. That's good. That's good. I have my middle son, my, my 14 year old uses it to death. Love that. So, so it does get you in my wife uses as well. Okay. I don't use it as much. Put the yug station up there. I, I, oh, TJ, you want to pull that tweet? You sent me. I've hired a personal trainer from inside these walls. Yep. TJ. And it would like to read that I love. For the summer 2026 is the summer of the young station. I guess technically it's still summer. No, it's still summer for what? Four more days? True. Yeah, four more days to do. Yeah. Yeah. No. What about tomorrow? I mean, Friday, Friday beers, Friday beers, young station last Friday the summer. The original ID you stole. This is turning into an attack. I'm used to it's okay. I could take the head. What better way to send off the summer? I mean, I am flying to Memphis tomorrow. I could get a little buzzing before. What are you doing? Oh, you're going to miss. Yeah. Smokers boys. Are you staying on somebody's couch? I am not. I'm staying in Memphis and driving an hour and a half to the game the next day. That's not an hour and a half. That's what it says. Oh, I think it's have you talked a bit an hour? Roger. He's mad. No, it's like. Yeah, I love Mincey, but the interaction off he's going to get way more numbers than us, but he probably wouldn't do a deliverable. No, he probably would probably show a competitor in a video. Yep. Also, like, I love the guy, but there's a reason it's, you know, right, he doesn't eat. Correct. And yeah, they're going to do a lot of numbers. They're going to do a lot of. Yes, take will do a lot more numbers than me. And I would love for Mincey to get to a point where he an advertiser is like, yeah, we want that. Yeah, that'd be great for the company. Wait, great for all that happens or the young station comes back. It's a race to the bottom. Also, by the way, TJ scroll up on that tweet. What did I say? I think you were asking me to buy something else. You got to shoot your shot, man. What is that? Oh, you can do box. Yeah. That is a sick item. Take his off. All right. Can I just say if you had two of them, you'd be so fucked right now. On May 29th, you were acknowledging I haven't done shit with the young station a long time. I wasn't me. Defensive myself. It's not like I'm an employee that brings in zero dollar. I agree as a young 100%. I would say I am a profitable employee that has a young station that is not profitable. But that's why it's funny. And we're working on it. We're going to work on it. Did nothing else. If your entire job was young station, yes, totally, that'd be a problem. Okay. I agree with all right. How did TJ find that? Oh, TJ's probably just searched young station. Yeah, you just read about it. Yeah, TJ's good. That deep web shit. So we're trying to just come and what? No, again, I love that for sure. Brando, there are four days left. Four days left in the in the summer. By the way, Danny, did you guys really like Danny jumped it like being like, I'll go do this boot of Ben thing. His birthday is Monday. Oh, he might have been on the road. Yeah, his birthday. That's why I need to get back by Sunday. What a hero. Wow. So no, Danny, just kept on repeating that to me. So really no, Danny, I need to do more about the band because I was shocked by how, dick, how tough it was. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hell of a first impression, he was Caleb and Ronan's guy. Never met him. Yeah, yeah, there's so much lower. Yeah, that's the bike, the bike, the bike's Oh, he tried to oust him. Oh, dude, he tried the hard drives put Mike the bike. I heard about the hard drives. He's out. He wanted, he wanted Mike the bike ousted because Mike the bike made fun of Ben for liking snack. Yeah, he said this guy likes snacks. Yeah, he tried to get a rap battle against each other. I don't know if we could play the music. It was actually really good. It was Ben versus Mike the bike. Yeah, didn't Mike bike wrap back? Oh, yeah, it was I think so. It was pretty, it was pretty real, right? Yeah, no, it was no, Budapest made a force Mike the bike to sit next to him on a little foldable table so he could watch him in all time. Budapest Mike the bike's boss. Yeah, technically, yeah, Mike the bike was the intern. Oh, okay. Yeah. No, there was like real tension. That's it all time shoot. Mike the bike was, yeah. The video of you doing the, what's going on? Yes, yes, Wisconsin. Yeah, yeah, not crying, but yeah, the buzzer meter. Yes, Florida. Can we play the Mike the bike rap beef? I remember, I think it was Buddha's version was really. Well, that's Mike the bike. Yeah, hasn't he like produced some pretty. Is that our videos? Yeah, he does music videos. Yeah, he did. No, he worked back Miller. He was friends back Miller. Yes, yeah. What did you say, TJ? It's a boring explanation. It might be before we had the rights to use non, before we used the non copyrighted music library that we use now, but isn't it Roan's beat? I don't know. Can you ask Roan? Sure. What was the hard drives thing, Dana? There was a stool scenes, the me and my P were editing and something happened where big Buddha bent didn't like how he came off. You know, he stole the last drive, stole the hard drive. Loud Sean had to wrestle it out of them. Yeah, and Buddha bent was doing spin moves across the office. We got to find that cool. Yeah, do you get tackled? No, you think it tackled, but he was like running across the office. But like, yes, he like no one can touch the glass. We got to find that TJ. I did a spin movement. It was it was a very clean spin move. It's out there somewhere. What was the thing with the the art heist with with Roan? Was that Buddha bent? Roan's soul is painting. Yeah, it's a Drake beat. Oh, shit. Do you have that? Can we find Mike or Buddha Ben running with the hard drive? The yes, Roan stole his painting and Buddha Ben threatened to call the FBI. I think he tried to press charges. Yeah, he tried to press charges. Yeah, the I mean, the tornado thing that I alluded to yesterday was when we were on grip week and Buddha Ben was with us and we we were just driving into a tornado and he was freaking out and he called his mom and he was like on speaker phone with his mom is like mom, they're making me go to a tornado. And I was just like, yeah, we're going. He's like, I want to get out of this. I can imagine that we were so far away from the tornado. So far, how far? 25 miles. Oh, oh, I saw it way in the distance. Oh, okay. Yeah, I thought you could see like, no, across the road, maybe 15 miles, it was, it was a distance. And it also, I don't know if it was like a fully formed, it was like a tornado warning and then dark clouds that were like, let's go chase it. Yeah, okay. So it wasn't like white socks, they've been Deutsche. No, definitely not. Definitely not. Oh, man. Here we're going to do the better help read. Also, Steven, I love when you do prepsheet questions that are like questions like you've never met us in our lives. This is you. Okay, do an exercise with me. Okay, squats or do a mental exercise with me. If you could wake up tomorrow and be better at one thing, what would that be and why? Oh, yeah, getting ripped, lifting, right? So it would be extra. Yeah, yeah. I think it would be exercise. Yeah. Would you like to show up to to to my new personal trainer? Starts next Monday. No, but going. Yeah. Anyway, better as a feeling, it is a feeling and is defined by you. And for better help, it's a better help therapist who really gets you. It's a focus on global, emotional wellbeing, with thousands of therapists and millions of members in over 100 countries. It is progress. It is okay to not be okay and getting better or something. We all want to do getting better or something. We all probably need to do. So sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/jack. That's better HLP.com/jack. 15 more seconds. The brain is a muscle, right? You got to, it's a rep. You got to do your mental reps. You got to work that brain muscle over a better help. You do, you do. I'd like to be better at what? Podcasting maybe? You're pretty good at that. Yeah, I'm damn good. Thanks, Dana. Let's hollering. Let's hollering a little more zen. A little more calm. Yeah, that would work. A little more chill. Yeah. Get chilling lessons. Just a deep, deep breathing exercises. Maybe some good. Mm-hmm. 321-123. What the heck is bothering me? Family matters. That's right. Carlin's love. Carlin's love. Yeah. It's a great episode too. Every time I send pat out for ice cream late at night. Yeah. Like, because remember the episode? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Don't you go dying on me? Mm-hmm. Last time and done. Well, that do. Sure. Big hopes. How did you see the news? What? First new cat discovered in a hundred years. Oh, what do you mean? A new cat? What was it? I covered a new cat. Kyle. How was it managed to survive? Well, you mean new cat of one of these? Well, what do you mean? That's the cat. Now, is this one that was in a jungle so deep we never saw it? Or is this one that got like bread? So now this new kind of was more like a little bit. Olivia forest. It should not be modified. No, they put it in a sound stage. They must have Seems kind of mean. That is beautiful. It is a really good looking cat. Let me get eyes on that cat. My neighbors have a cat like that and they feed it like raw rotisserie chickens and it uses the toilet. What a cat. That's a great cat. That's a great cat. Kyle. That's a good job. That's one of the best cats. I love that cat. Wow. Look how cute. Kyle. That is very cute. Done it again. That's not my taste. What an appearance. I think it's beautiful in other ways like a mountain. Kyle. This is a big like this cat. Yes. A hundred years. You're alive for that. Wait, how big is it? Ten-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species. He's approximately 18 inches from head to end body and waist only three pounds. That's a cutest thing ever. That's the perfect cat. It's a tiger cat. I want to see it next to something for size. Oh, man. Look at that cat. Kyle, do you ever consider the three animals that live with these new cat just grow almost the perfect killing machine versus a hundred years? No, shit. That's repower. You want to leave a killing machine. Yeah, I want it. Yeah. It's a bird problem. Cat, you don't. Kyle, you don't let the cat. I want that. No, no, no, no, no. It's not my style, but I want it. No, you don't. You don't. Just be honest. You don't want that cat. Those are the cats that like rich people get and they just like it rubs me the wrong way a little bit. Why? Rich people cats? Which people can't have cats? They don't appreciate. Oh, they get it for like almost like a status symbol. Yeah, that is a stat. Look at this majestic beast. Like an accoutre mall. Yeah, but three pounds. That's perfect. Oh, my God. Yeah, I like fat cats. Like Kyle. Oh, damn. I do look at Bolivia. Bolivia. Bolivia the country. Yeah, what about it? Well, man, you texted about last night. Oh, yeah. Politics about how fascinated Bolivia is. Well, I was. I did too. Well, I did Chile and Argentina. Right. We were, yeah, we were talking South America doesn't get the respect, the attention or the praise that that serves. Yeah, portioned to like Europe or Asia. We'll go to Europe. They go to Asia. South America's just right under us. It's a great under us. Yeah. Piccad, I know you had the pro AI stance. You saw the self-driving Zambonis. What? Uh-huh. You want to take that back? Let me see it. Also, because we were talking about animals, I pet Nick's dog and traffic. He'd got him finally. Yeah. I actually left. I left the office. And then I saw Nick's fiance pulling in and then I turned around and trailed them. I was like a stakeout. And you got so close to the car. That's my new favorite game. That is a good game. Yeah, you could have like without straining, turned down the volume of our radio. It's going to end in me getting into a fender bender with Nick's fiance. Yeah, being like, whoops. Oh, I'm going to see in this comment. I'm going to pretend to be so hurt. Oh, I don't like this. There we go. I don't like this at all. All right. You got a point here. They have the lawn mowers now, too, that I see. Yeah, I see those. Why does it? Why does it have a seat? Yeah, good point. Why does it have to be like the same shape of a drivable? Yeah, it should be like just a big hockey. Yeah, or yes. Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be. I should make hockey. Yeah, he's Rumba. Hey, Donnie. What's up, Donnie? Hey, Don. What's up, dude? What are you doing? What? Oh, all right. Come here. Come here for a second. Steve, if you heard the news, I got an Asian guy coming to Steven. Oh, well, yeah, Steven. Steven's white. Yeah, the closest thing we got. How Asian was the guy you got? Billy. He's super Asian. Oh, see the guy makes a really good pizza. No, that's different pizza. Billy sushi. Billy Sushi. Well, I follow him on Instagram. Yeah, Billy Sushi's coming. Are you guys making sushi? Yeah, thanks. Oh, is that you fucked up his tune? All right. What do you think so? You would think so. Oh, I think I think so. I think I think so. He's coming. Well, what's in, what's the guy from your video, Donnie? Yes, he too. Yeah. Yeah, you featured him or you were in him. I was not in him, but I did. I think we were trying to say as I watched the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah, watch the video and I enjoyed it. I didn't like it that much. You just brain dumps you. Why do you tell us he was in Trump, Town. Oh, yeah, what is he? He's running late. Town is running late. I've been spoken a lot today. If you can see it. Oh, you're not If you can see it, you're going to tell it? It's like a car starting in the winter. Yeah, it's cold. I was saving most of my words. We're playing again now. Oh, yeah, you better save those words. Well, it's fine. She can't tell. We're playing Buzz Balder dash or stuff. Donnie tonight. Nice. It'll be fun. Yes. What? I don't even think you said yes, correctly. Yes. What is going on? I don't know. Why? If you can tell it. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, what's new to you guys? Jay, how are you interacting with other Asians? Can you, can you lie? How's your bow? There we go. I respect. I have Asian friends. Obviously Asian relatives, but my best one for Hellage Asian. Yeah, I met him. This guy you got the massage with. Yeah, massage boys. What? Nothing. Go on. Well, on the up and up, on the up and up. Those two are in a massage party. What do you think's happening? Yeah. Right. Yank. Can you get jerking guys off? I thought Jay was going in there to work. What do you got in the bags? Oh. I should have that. That was a loaded question. I know, chopsticks. Uh, you think you're having sushi. Yeah, well, if this guy's coming to be like, I wanted to make my tour of the office. He's, uh, wait, so he might be you aren't, well, you don't have any plans to cook with him, but you're like, let me just get all the Asian stuff. Exactly. Yeah. He's meeting the Mongolian president. That's why he's in Chicago for it. What is the Mongolian president doing? That's way on my knowledge. I don't know. No idea. Anyway, I didn't know they had a president. That was more of a prime minister's country. Right. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of open land. Oh my god. Yeah. They just had the Olympics. They have their own Olympics out there, I think. Real Mongolian Olympics. It's called those Becca Stan. It's maybe that's his like, maybe not that. It's the nomadic games. No kidding. Yeah, they play horses and they're on horseback most of the time. It's like arrows and bows and arrows and horses and Mongolians are nasty. Ring of fire. We're going for these. The go head is their ball, right? That's Buzkashi. That's what Donnie and I filmed in Tijika Stan. Many many moons ago. Nine minutes. Anyway, fuck. I'm telling it. Dana, what's up with this date? You take a station? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, no. Yeah, you want it gone because you want it in your apartment. I don't know. That wasn't my idea. Max said you're taking it home. It would be funny if my youngstates was in your apartment. It would be a funny joke. This might be Billy. My phone's ringing. But Donnie is Donnie's we're going to put a couch back there and Donnie's kind of like a made man in the PMT. He's like he's a I come sit back there so he gets more. I mean, it's just taking a space. Yeah, it's out today. It's leaving today. That'll be this. Oh, that's the order of advanced the gambling cave couches. Yeah, went out into the universe. Yeah, you're y'all are grabbing one for that corner. Yuck station had to go for a couch. Correct. We're having to clear out shift where our couch is coming in. Yeah. Oh, shit. Billy Sushi's here. I gotta go. All right. Okay. Do you want to have him on here? Do you want Steven to bow to do a vow? Okay, we'll yell at him. What a what a hit. Wasn't nearly enough, Donnie. I feel high after he's always. Why is he so flustered? I feel like I had a stroke and I don't understand English. Yeah. He does have to have a warm-up session before he talks to me. Yeah, it was too too much too fast. His worries. His tongue wasn't worth. Time wasn't worth it. He said yes. But he has this guy coming in. He doesn't know if it's for a tour to make sushi. So it bought Asian stuff. Yeah, I hope this guy gets wildly offended. I mean, I need to come and I bought chops. Yeah. Why the fuck did you get this dude? This guy is amazing. This guy from the video. He's incredible. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I've heard ball buster. Big time ball. Billy Sushi. Yeah, Billy Sushi. I wonder where I'm staying while he's here. Probably with the Mongolian embassy or something. Maybe Trump towers. Is he gonna have a sticker on? Oh, he better. I whatever happened. I don't know if the stickers lasted past a one day. It was a one day thing. It felt like it was a one day thing. I haven't seen the second sticker. We probably ruined it because we just gave away the stickers. Just gave away the ideas. We just can't call out somebody wearing a big dot. Right. Nobody on the road. It was a basically baseball player that we just brought on here and he was wearing a dot. We did kind of just tell the world the way to break into this. Put a shot. Put a green dot on your. Told them the color code for each day as well. Yeah. Remember that one guy with the tattoos? Yeah, we just he just rolled in. Oh, here comes. Billy Sushi. Billy Sushi. Hey, what's up, Billy? What's up? How you doing? How are you doing, Billy? Big fan. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, you know, we had a super cool fun time with shift on it. (laughing) - One-fuck-a-dove! (cheering) Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I like that guy. I like that. Don't he fucked up his big tooth. That's right. Yeah, Steven you didn't bow at all He had a blue dot everyone did have a blue dot. He had a blue dot You see the dot then shoes were awesome Billy had the dot on there stays blue dot. You guys see Minty's big send-off What's now off? He did a big send-off. He's off. Yeah great content idea I have never seen Ohio State this I'm always gonna say Ohio State better. Yeah, this excited for a road trip go click on Tates so mincey mincey had a awesome Nuclear lava hot content idea, and we're off. We're off sort of mincey had genius content idea to organize zone send off from the Office unfortunately forgot to order the Uber until the time he scheduled to send off so here plays play from the beginning It's a very quick video Cheerio, I think we should be like a send-off He's so good. Yeah, he's already killing it. Yeah, he's ordering of the Uber. We still have His TSA Also just being like you'd be awesome if you did a big send-off his content ideas are just him being praised Oh, man, they're gonna get this Putting it one more than Rico will be funny. What's that in reference to oh? I say I say okay What was that? It's number open it up Let's go straight to PC a highlights on your phone. It PC is best you see there was a stat that And I'm probably fucking it up, but he signed a 115 million dollar contract for this season and There's it's like five years 115 million The market value is one war one point of wars worth like 8 million PC a his five-year contract He's already delivered 73% of the value. Oh one year Wow 73% of the value. He's the fucking best man damn He's hitting too many home runs to get on basis. That's a hell of a deal for you guys. Yeah Well, thanks to you right down He needs three more slow basis. We'll go. No, he's not he keeps hitting home runs That'd be impossible He's got to get I kind of want to see what Billy sushi I know Billy sushi's include that's the enthusiasm He's an Instagram guy a tip-tock guy is he what I just know from Donnie's video He made sushi with them and he was just bustin Donnie's balls the whole video was so funny I followed him on Instagram after the video. He's like right now. Yeah. Oh, yeah Very funny guy. He was just fucking with Donnie the whole video And Donnie was like a nervous wreck. Yeah, yeah And Donnie's not he doesn't get nervous like I don't think he warmed up enough is he's gonna be awful. Yeah, no He's gonna be bad. This is gonna be bad for Donnie shady. You want to go in there? Chego translate Let's go. Yeah, I figured I'd come in just in case they're all speaking wait. Yeah, wait. Yeah, yeah, wait for Billy And I turned to Donnie. I'll say exactly what Billy just said or it's like yeah, I don't know I think you do the opposite way chase the translator for Donnie. Oh Yeah, he's not really speaking English right now Billy. Sorry He hasn't taught he hasn't warmed up yet. What are you doing Jay? Keep looking at you talking We have a zoom oh, we do all right, so Well, I think we have a zoom comes wait for you to introduce. Oh, okay, so We've the mayor's office from life and they're giving Are you guys are on your life Yeah, all right, let's start the ceremony All right, well, we got here. We got your gentlemen. We got it. I think organized Went out for work this morning and and we had to take this break to come and do this Go from there. We got Joey Howdy here That's a mercy council member and he's got the key to the city that we're gonna get this gentleman And we have some other people here and in the chamber room right now, but so I think this is quite a thing I just went to a Service to the gentlemen, you know, passed away And when I was leaving there and it's quite a few people talk about this Buckley thing and first time I remember but I got into education. I mean, when I get done today I'll do a little more I guess a lot of people watch this and this makes it a lot of money, so It's all about starting with the maverick, I mean on the phone calls. That's where I am. So okay, let's say we're here Here and we're trying to do the best we can and you know trying to keep life on the map We're here. We're having a crucial town. We're on the Colorado River and We're trying to survive and things are in tough and stuff all of it If you're in California, you got to meet all the rules regulations All this stuff or you cross the river if you're asking all of the ground cheaper and You know, let's rules and let's error which is observable. Okay, so yeah, yeah, shout-out sight. Yeah Beautiful. Okay What's our parcel room? Yeah What we have here is the key to the city of life is presented to move in Officially no longer means trend September 17, 2026 Wow Scott the wall got his water. It's the case Thank you very much. We thank you to Mayor Joey, Council and Joey, and everyone in life has given me a great time here They didn't feel like oh, thank you so much. Yeah, I love it. I love it Yeah, one thing we're going to do we're going to wait and catch the lately back, so okay All right, well, thank you guys You got the city Water. Yes In here we got a copy of our esteemed lightopoly. Oh, I thought believe that was about 10 years ago we made these so really cool That's good for him a little bit smaller like a swag. So all right, you're asked? Yeah, incredible nice. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. It's nice. I like Joey was saying that I'm top of the game right there That was our 100 year anniversary when we had that and that's what we have a few left over so that's what we've been doing And then that box house in your phones. It's rough, yeah, I think your phone. All right And it's got flavors. I also, you know, you can utilize that in the next 20 years Shout out, blight. Thank you guys so much. We love blight. We're you you're there are number one town in California Absolutely. I'm gonna say that right now officially the number one town in California according to the yak you guys are the best thank you for Taking care of a grown adults who couldn't drive a car Thank you guys Yes, yes, come anytime you're here if you're ever here you're more than welcome to come to our offices Yeah, Buddha Ben can't drive you, but someone else might be able to So big gap we're gonna get him to get him back I hit up a buddy that, you know, I know I can make the ride in myself and again, we're going to be The rain could have been to New Jersey. Wow Oh Okay, hey Joe, how be you tickets on me if you get to South Bend on Saturday night. I'll buy you and your buddies tickets Yes, no seriously though. I'll get your contact information. I'd love to buy you guys some tickets to to Notre Dame on Saturday All right, thank you guys. You guys the best Hey, boy, yeah, yeah, incredible bless you. He didn't deserve that That would be I want that blight. Oh, yeah, we need that in. How many people would blight through the best people in the world? That's that's we did get a little side track there with the mayor's speech - A little bit. - A little bit, a little bit. - Also, that may or never come to Chicago. - Yeah, he might. - Yeah, he might. - That show how he's the fucking mate. - That's not a guy that was trying to come to Chicago. - No. - No. - Oh, I don't know why he's saying like, so you're in Chicago, huh? - Chicago. - That would be booking it, wouldn't it? If they're leaving Blight's California tomorrow morning, it's out on Saturday. - Yeah. Listen, if they get there, they got tickets. - I guess there's two of them driving. - Who's going to be in play? - Not a Michigan state. - Oh yeah, Michigan state, yeah. - Is it Nike? - It would need to be, right? - Yeah. - Food is going to want to keep taking breaks. - Oh, yeah. - I would love to get these guys to know the name. - Michigan state. - Yeah. - What time is it? - 6'30. - Okay. - All right, okay. That's a doable. - It's a shot, they've a shot. - I'm glad they're getting something out of it. - Yeah. - A good happy ending. - Blight, shut up, Blight. Blight, Joe Halby, what a guy. - That'll be a miserable track. - Yeah, it's going to be awful. - Well, they got to drive back as well. - Blight, you're going to fly him back. - Oh, they're going to fly back. - Oh, the man Ben's car, that's right, okay, okay. - I'm going to get you a Halby's contact. - How do you explain that to your wife? It'll be gone for-- - She probably watches the act. - We can't totally-- - We can't really do it direct route either. - No altitude, no, no-- - No taxi. - No state troopers. - No, no way, no. - No state troopers. - No planes because of tornadoes. - What a ceremony. - Going from west coast to east coast while avoiding mountains, weather, and-- - Texas. - Texas. (laughing) - And highways, frankly, is probably pretty daunting. - You'd almost just have to go west across the ocean. - That might have been easier. (laughing) - Had a better chance if you just-- - Staled west. - Yeah, I got a boat and went west. - That's an idea when you think I was-- - No, I wouldn't mind it when we think I'm going west. - Way more sense than what he's doing. - Put him on a boat, give him a year to get here. - I don't know if you saw Billy, by the way, was-- - Shoot. - Are you putting up shots? He's like just dancing over here. He was, I don't know what they're shooting. I will watch it the second it drops. - So Billy should-- - Making any content. I don't know what's going on, but I saw people filming them and I need that video right now. - Billy's incredible, I think. - Yeah, can we look at them, what they're doing? - Nick, we need Blythopoli. - I know. - With that, I'm making Buddha Ben give it to us. - How many squares could be on that board? - Yeah, there's one, Dennis has one more walk. - Dennis, he's for sure. - What is it, steak and bacon? - How these gonna be on the table? - He's gonna be on the table, he's gonna be on the table. - And then the travel launch that he was staying in. How these is a great name for a store. - Yes, it is. - I want their merch. - Yeah, I'll be, let's say, yeah. See if we can find your own line, some halbys. What are those boys up to? - I can hear 'em. Maybe they're upstairs. I feel like they weren't rolling. - Pizza, did Chef Donnie maneuver where that pizza box is? To cover us looking into the kitchen? - Clever boy. - Clever boy. - Oh, hell yes, you can buy stuff online in halbys. I'm gonna buy some too. Yeah, we're gonna get some stuff from halbys. - Oh, they got skates? - Why would you buy skates from halbys? - Why not? - That's a good point. - Roller skates? I'm gonna run it up on halbys. - I want a wife bomber shirt, get ball. - I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it. Hold on, where was that? - Where was that? - They have a faff ball to it. - We need some wife bomber shit. - Oh man. - What's the football tab? - Vans. - Okay. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - All right. - Yeah, yeah. - Children's vans. - How about some Riverside County Sheriff merch? - College of the desert? - Brandon, what a county. - Work, yeah, that's cool. - Yeah. - Okay, so just a shirt. Oh, that's four of the sheriff's apartment to go buy their shirts at halbys. - Okay. - What type of store is this? - Is it a skate shop in America? - Everything. Skates and board sunglasses. - Military. - Watchables and wearables. - It looks like it's like uniform slash custom embroidery slash. They have some stuff. - Games and hobbies. - Full wall of shoes, too. - Games and hobbies. - These are some things they don't keep going. - Tuck up white bombers and white doll stars. - Are they just tuxedos and suit antles? - Yeah. - Games. - Cool. - That's just gonna just be whiteopoly. Might be breaking the website, Loki. - Oh, no. - Oh, is everybody else? - Yeah. - Might be flooding their website. - Yeah, okay. Frozen. - We'll go bad. - Harder than they've ever been flooded before. - All right, let's not do that. It's my fault. Are bad. Are bad, are bad. - Sorry, how are these? - That's on us. - Whoops. - Other person on us. - Whoops. - That will be buying something from halbys later. - Who do bad has the key? Is there a chance that they get fed up with him? - Yeah, okay. - Oh, yeah. - That means they're gonna have another night and blight though. - He was saying like when he's nervous, he chugs water. Did you see how much water he was chugging during that service? - A lot. - A massive thing of water in his hands. He's just being handed a key to the city. He's gotta like put it under his armpit, the hold on to the key and shake the hand. - Receive your key. - I mean, listen, as frustrating as yesterday was with Budapest, this is why I love this show. We did not know what Blake California was two days ago. And then today we had the mayor in his chambers in City Hall, presenting a key to the city. - The townspeople come in. - What was that camera angle too? - Yeah, there was that camera. - That was so awesome. It's only this show. - They only have a group of mayors at this point. - We're collecting mayors. - Yeah, I mean, we had a lot of mayors. - Dubuque, Ballville? - Ball. - Yeah. - What was the, the fuck, we still gotta get involved in the Louisiana town, the mayors race. - Treeport. - Treeport, yeah, that's coming out. - What about that? We're offered to have a town hall. - Watch this guy, watch this, watch, watch. - Bailey. - Bailey. - Bailey. - Yeah. - Kuon Tsushi. - Yeah. - Hell yeah. - Is he gonna make it for us? - I don't know. - I don't know. - It was like that. - It was like that. - It was like that. - Yeah. - Just get it. - That's right, you dude, go buy some. - Yeah. - I gotta buy some. - Also, did he mean the food or himself? - Dude, I don't know, what's sushi? - He wants a little billy soup. - Oh, yeah, that's true. - So the Mongolian president is in town. Can we get him around the gauntlet? - Yeah. - Yeah, he's saying. - That would be one thing. - What does the Mongolian president do? You think it's gotta be an old-- - That's some of the use back his day in Olympics, right? - Yeah. - Yeah. - No, he skipped over that one. - Yeah. - Many moons go. - Is that correct? - Yeah, why do you think-- - Why do you think it's an American on us with many moons in it? - Many moons. - Oh, he can do it. - Yeah. - Yeah, man. Deutsche would have him in a body bath. - His excellence. - Hey, pronounce that. - All right. - That's-- - I do. - That's um-- - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Yep. - We nailed it. - Remember the Mongolian girls at the mall? - No. - BDs. - Oh, yeah, BDs. - Yeah, it was like a chain. It would be like a giant circular stone with the hot meats on it. - Love it. - That was good. - So, if you're going to bring up to the president, we have him. - Yeah. You guys here to bring more of my girl? - Go. - Easy. - Go. - Come on, Kate. - Kate. - Kate. - That was not a slip. It's hard to say. - You've got to power through that one. - I love that that happened to you. - I injected from the mic. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. - Oop. (laughing) - Smokes in the office. Oh, did he see Ebony? Oh, my God. - You look so beautiful. - I don't think that you do. - These aren't for you. I got something better. - Oh, my God. - You don't get back in the flower. You stay in the flower. - No, no. I got flowers for you too. Don't worry. I got you. - Okay. - We're doing something later. I got a somewhere else for you. - What are you doing? - You know what I'm doing? - You know what we want to do. - This is some kind of energy. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know what we gonna do. - Oh. - He's never talked to me like that before. - He has to know. - He's going. - All right, let's go. Joe, help me just texted me. God's number. - Bang. - The flowers were for Killy Keats. - Oh. - Oh. - I told you. I called that one. - You called that one. (laughing) - Are they on good terms? Is this a piece offering? Or this is like a? - I think he's trying to hit me. - He's on a fuck trip. - He's on a co-op. - When he kept announcing he was going, I thought, okay, well, he's doing something, he's doing some sort of content. - I'm gonna say it. - I'm gonna say it. - Good to see you. - He's a beautiful, thank you. - All right. - You're too nice to go. - You better talk to him. - Yes, I did. - All right. - All right. - Oh boy. - Oh. (laughing) - He's just on a fuck trip. - He's on a co-op. - Yeah, he's on a fuck trip. - When he kept announcing he was going, I thought, okay, well, he's doing something. - He's on some sort of content or whatever. He's just going to try to fuck and go out. - But is it? - Yes. - Is that his content? - Yes. - Yeah. - Fair. - Yeah. - That is his content. - So he fucks Keese. He's gonna try to expense it. (laughing) going to only expenses trip if he gets laid with somebody else we work with what a company it's just every day we've got like 17 balls in the air right now it's fucking insane why did I fucking pick speaking into a mic instead of fucking or going to see your favorite football team play football every weekend every weekend without having to do anything I could have picked fucking to completion instead I got to get on a mic and some puns here we go word play time I could just have an amazing sensation around my penis oh you got to be kidding oh man oh fuck all right joe halby says he thinks he can get there that's it I would love for him to go that's getting after it they're leaving today or tomorrow they should be today they should get on it now knock out a couple hours tonight at the road now get to New Mexico guy made a new best friend Joe fucking halby you driven the Brandon you've done a great American road trip I would love to and I've been thinking about it but I I haven't really driven out west like that me what gas Hank and Caleb actually I did Chicago to San Francisco they picked me up from New York or from Boston they picked me up we did it and then Hank and gas went San Francisco to Boston in 24 hours and one would sleep and one would drive was not possible yeah I think it's or whatever what like 26 hours whatever it is they did not stop for yeah they just that's insane insane I just opened up a Twitter I take I guess put out he gave it must watch all right watch it still stay away yeah go get wet while we do the must work you just don't say all right so there's water no I know I have to be like cold is early so you know I have now I'm understanding why he doesn't understand the Yug station I have I have I have trunks in my backpack if you want to I know I'm saying like you grab a t-shirt for my off I'll wear this a shower I have to like just stand under the cold no no you just get wet yeah see Brandon explain it's Brandon Dana we got a shower upstairs go get wet I would also make it funny it's gonna be hilarious it's gonna be funny no matter what cuz you're right now you're dry yeah but in a second most of your life yeah you don't have to wear your shoes dude he's gonna get wet with his shoes on all right also before Dana has been around the yak for five years yeah okay continue everyone always asked how does a mincee survive a day-to-day life I hate to post a five-minute clip from start this trip it is a must-watch here's been mince trying to board a train five minutes be here oh there it is across I think that's it was that it behind us yeah does he not understand it's underground does not he does not oh come on come on come on man Kyle what did you call him earlier what's he this is everything to me what's he gonna do he can't cross Kenny also has he gonna cry it hasn't occurred to him to ask but also it's I think he thinks it's that brown building he thinks it's like Hogwarts it's gonna magically here he thinks that the air truck is the train yep there it is oh he was good god where is he going mister oh he doesn't even know where he's going guys he seems pretty sure of where he's going no he's like I'm really looking around he's like walking doesn't look like he knows where you know that's the train station right there I wouldn't have told you know he knew there I know take has to get on that train to yeah remember this is a five minute video so we're not we're not you think like okay we're not he's gonna go out normally you just tap your phone on the little screen okay so it's done it's so good oh it's perfect oh give it to me every bit of it it's like a drug you just all right the rest of the day is going to feel hollow at us all right look at the backpack let's take a second to impart the backpack oh how do we buy to get a minute pickle this machine it's only going to buy one right get ready to hear that sound the next five minutes oh that's where the ticket comes out call it no way and this guy just leave his dream life guys zip code what's my zip code the day is long comes it down we're watching the mincey video we got to still a minute left him trying to board a train easier said than done you look good dude do you're so wet do you see how funny it is oh he's done this before oh he's declining is so he's don't he's taking the blue line before come over to come over here you see this just tap your part yep you don't even have to that's crazy I've done this so many like I'm literally wasted my life's stuff now he picks back up way too late oh wow oh my good star he's perfect these perfect everything bottom plan is wet how many people are left me and Brandon we know how this is going to go and if Brandon's the last one resets it does not that's yeah I mean I knew what the wet wheel was but I don't know if there was like stipulations is it this your house just we've been doing the same goddamn things six years then yeah this is again this is why I'm understanding how confusing the yoke station might get wet you just drink the beer deeper than that bro I love the yoke station I kind of hope it never comes back we got a we got a schedule game three I know me and green oh my god he's he's turned into a star since your last I know you know maybe he has you got maybe he's gained powers you got Greg on a rookie contract you have to win this is your window you this your window is going to close yeah you don't get it done now the more powerful he is the worst he is at things yeah the bigger the moment yeah yeah yeah yeah the lights are too bright always the minute he turns on his lights in the morning bright too wait All right, let's spin the wheel. Great show so many moving pieces happening here. It's constant Yeah, like I said balls in the air and we'll we'll Talk to to Tate tomorrow with minceon in Mississippi I'm sure we'll get an update from Joe Halby now. We don't have to Yeah, I'm wondering how far they're going to look at it's time it's perfect Yeah, we don't even have to go through Boota now. We got we got to go to the source. Oh, Halby Get him live from the road Watching Boota Ben chug water He had so much water in that once erimony. We should have him keep it tally. They are gonna know all This is gonna get I think this is gonna be a disaster. I like I think it'll get All right, so I think I'll be all that you offered to get them tickets it like gives them something to yeah I have a race against the clock as Boota screaming at them to stop and pull over so he can get some water so Pleicinating to south Bend is 2000 miles It's one day and five hours So if they leave tomorrow morning they basically don't sleep Right, it's the perfect plot. It is. I think there will be a screaming match. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, Boota's gonna have He's just gonna be like I this is why I want a Danny like he drives Drive what if Halby just like loses it and murders He's on the road. They believe Yeah, let's start a whole new yeah, or Yark is south band Eastern time or Eastern time. That's easy to So they'd be staying the night in south Bend. I think so it was is Ben gonna like that. I don't think he gets well He's gonna make he's gonna try to and then he's gonna be like I'll compromise Danny come to south bend. I Danny I wish they didn't stop right I wish yeah they can All right 20 29 hours if they leave it 7 a.m. That's 10 a.m. So they would have about 32 hours to make a 29 hour ride hold on right leave it 7 a.m. Tomorrow Like they leave Friday at 7 a.m. They would which is actually 10 a.m. For Eastern time Eastern time It says right now they would if they leave at 7 a.m. They'd get in south Bend at 8 30 in the morning on Saturday So they could stop a little Less than 24 hours. I don't know it says one day four hours. How does this make sense? That might be so they're they're fucking with the time I don't know it might be a different time. Oh I'm doing wait. I got it wrong. I did blight. I did South Bend to blight. That's why South Bend blight South Bend Danny. I wish you had heard his phone call With me. He just kept on repeating so so Danny's not coming. I also don't know him that well, but I'm I'm platter They leave it 7 a.m. They would get into South Bend at 2 30 in the afternoon on Saturday without stopping They kick off said no, but that means they have four hours of stopping. I got a kickoff at 7 6 30 30 So 7 30 7 30 Eastern time. So yeah, they got five hours in there. Hey Ben's gonna want to stop They're gonna do it on it now. This would be an incredible haul if they get there Just stop 15 minutes. We got a good every 30 minutes. Right. That's not I don't know They gotta just get him like an empty gallon jug and just be like dude. We're not fucking stop it They pull this off. We gotta get the mayor South Bend to give. Yes Yes Yes, the road from blight to South Bend. He really should leave right now. Also, I said 7 a.m. They should leave tonight and knock out a four hours Yeah, I'll be so absolutely should the absolutely should All right Spend the wheel Tommy smokes pistas pants Another ball in the air Ben meant to steal in our own zip code Unbelievable What do you mean he pissed his pants He's so nervous about his boyfriend? He's got the air in all so he had to change his sweat pants and oh, I mean that can happen It's so bad What happened? I was at the urinal. I was on my phone as I usually am and I thought my penis was pointing towards the urinal I don't know what happened and take it out all the way started. I started not down into your pants No, it's all on the top of the pants. I don't know. I don't know how it happened I just felt myself pinging and I didn't hear the sound of the puppeting the urinal and I said oh no I didn't want to be sure of me with these on It was all the way it never it fell in while you were taking a piss I Pissed on my pants Look at the inside of these pants you pissed in your pants. I pissed on top of them look out Look how worse out the inside. No, not at all love to see the stain The other side the website Look how much force it is on the outside I'll take the word Anyone Oh, man Spend that goddamn wheel we had a reset Brandon, huh? He did a reset yesterday. Did it? We're fresh Oh fuck All right, see everyone tomorrow , see you next time to talk shop to do a Yankee club is the act Is the after Love you guys all right Go check out the after dark vlog that they posted recapping the McDonald's expedition great stuff by the after dark team 100,000 views All right, let me guys see them up