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And my taxes are good. Nice. And his taxes are good. That's another Blah Day. So wait. So the singer's name is not Sade. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. That's Shaw Day. That's my sister. As you can see, we have the same color. Wow. Your mom names you Blah Day and Shaw Day. That's beautiful. Your mom's cool. Yeah. She all right. Yeah? She did well, but she straight. How'd you get into vampire hunting? Vampire hunting? Well, I started-- You want to start vampire hunting? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Vampires in the Boston area is what I was told by Tanner. Well, I started off by killing just homeless people and shit, you know? And I had to graduate to the knives and stuff, but before the knives, I used my death hand, my death grip. I'm sorry. Are you saying something with your-- I strangled homeless people up under the fucking freeway. Okay. With this hand, though. It don't hurt with this hand. When did you encounter a vampire for the first time? Oh, man. I was at a sex party. Okay. And a person tried to lick my neck. I don't like that shit. So I was like, "Ah, man, move." And I started choking that motherfucker. Yep. And he died. Not to split hairs, but what do you mean strangling homeless under the-- are we allowed? Do you guys-- Tanner. I thought we were talking about vampires. Why are we getting into his early career? I want to hear more about-- I was just wondering how he got into it. He strangled some homeless people. But I want to hear about the creatures of the night. Tanner. Tanner, can you come here for-- Oh, you want to hear? Oh, you want to know who my, uh, who my, uh-- The upper guy who bit me is. Wait. Yeah. You're-- Wait, you're-- Tanner, get over here. I'm sorry. This is one of Tanner's friends. I don't know if it's his friend from school. Now, Tanner-- Where? I don't see him. Yeah. Why don't you stand over here so that you're on camera, for goodness sakes. Where? What is going on with-- Are we going to get in trouble because he just said he strangled homeless people under the bridge? All right. All right. All right. All right. I don't know. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. We'll be good. I think we'll be good. Why are you getting all woke? Who is-- I'm-- Okay. I am not-- Believe me. Woke mind virus. I would love to hire-- Woke mind virus. Woke mind virus. Woke mind virus. I'm not in the CIA, so cut that shit. Okay. That'd be fine. All right. All right. If you think it's okay. It's okay. Who are you guys just talking about? Tanner. He's, uh-- I don't know. He's into this gang culture. He's got to wear his shiesty wherever he goes. He's been running with some-- Some dangerous folks. Yeah. Some unsavory people, to say the least. Yeah. So-- Well, anyway, so when I was nine, when I was nine, my dad, who I don't talk about a lot-- Yeah. He told me one day I was going to be special, and I never knew what he was talking about. And then when I got older, I don't know what it is about homeless people and that motherfucker at that sex party. He tried to lick my neck. Man, I fucked him up. We're not knowing you had already strangled-- how many homeless had you strangled? I was strangled. I was strangled. I strangled, like, at least 14 of them. It seems like a lot. Are you sure this is not a problem, Tanner? But that 15 person that I-- the 15 person that I tried to kill, whatever, he wouldn't die. And I was like, why won't you die? And-- Bloody-- I'm sorry. I think Kurt is being-- is offended because you're using the term homeless. Could you say you strangled unhoused-- Excuse me. Homeless sexuals. Homeless sexuals. Ah. I think that's-- that wasn't a problem. Yeah, homeless gay people. Homeless gay people. I got you. Mm-hmm. OK. And I was throwing them in the-- in the lakes and shit. OK. I really-- Especially Lady Bird Lake. Because they're lady boys. OK. It is a lot to hear. It's just, you're so upfront about it. I mean, I guess the people-- I'm a vulnerable dude. I love it. Why would I wear all white like this? No, I get it. And have his taxes in order. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Wait, so how? How do you make your money, bloody? Money? I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. But you still-- don't you still need to buy your outfits and-- I mean, that's a great leather jacket. Oh, no. I took all this shit off of one of them homeless gay people. That's a very clean jacket. Very clean. OK. So wait. You have-- you do hunt actual vampires, though. Right? Or does it-- Would you ask me? Do you hunt vampires? Or you just-- do you just-- I hunt whoever the fuck is in my way. But it's usually homeless people and vampires. But sometimes the homeless people be the vampires. They have that little Wuhan shit or whatever. So they confuse me up. Xylazine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that shit. So I-- Wait, what? What is-- I'm sorry. I'm not familiar. Xylazine. Oh, these are nice. You're saying, like, you see the rotting skin and you're like, oh, that's a vampire. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Like, the-- Do not-- can you take that off the screen? What? That cross shit. Take that off the screen. What? Oh. Take it off. OK. Guys, take that off. Are you-- yeah. Wait, are you-- are you a vampire who hunts homeless people? Am I misunderstanding your title? Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm a vampire who hunts homeless people. Wow. That is way different than-- I thought you hunted vampires. Man, I hunt whoever the fuck is in my way, I keep telling you. But the people who are usually in my way are homeless vampires. I mean, it feels like you're just saying they're vampires. Yeah. Man, you can't really tell the difference, man. Because they all are dirtier than a bitch. OK. Are you sure the cross didn't bother you because you openly stated you killed 14 people? Maybe that's what you were feeling from-- I already did my time, so I don't really care about telling you how much-- how many people I killed. How long-- you went to jail? Oh, I didn't-- Mm-hmm. I didn't know you'd paid your debt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my sign. That's my symbol right there. Which one? The nation. Go back up. The nation of Islam? Ain't that what that is? Uh-- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You know, it could be. I don't know. That one. That one. That one right there. Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it. You do-- would you like me to break these symbols down to you? Mm-hmm. I would love for you to do that, please. Yeah, please. OK. Because I have a birthmark that looked just like that. Go ahead. Is that how you were identified in those murders? Yes. This is my-- these are my tattoo-- these are my-- OK. Let's see. OK. So you see this star right here? Yeah. OK. So as you-- as you can see, there are one, two, three, four, five, six points. Yes. All right? So you get six points for every homeless person you kill, right? What? Yeah. And the one in the middle, whatever, I was-- the Nation of Islam gives me a lot of love for what I do. Oh. And-- Are they the ones who keep up with the score? Or who-- who sets that rule, six points? Uh, uh, uh, Narumi Muhammad. Ah. Yeah, yeah. He-- he-- and that cross right there, that cross right there got blood on it and shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's just, uh, that's, you know, God-- Wait. Wait. I don't even understand what this means. OK. So basically, you get six points over here if you kill a homeless-- if for each-- Wait. But what-- --a homeless person you kill. That's why it has six points. So you get, like, a star for every homeless-- OK. Well, I'm sorry. I'm asking you why-- I don't know what this image is. It says, "Origin of Symbols." And then it has-- Some kind of scoring system. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't say a scoring system. OK. So we have the star of, uh, Epstein on the left. And it says, "Islam is the origin of that." And then the Islamic crescent says, "Zoroastrianism is where we got that from." You've already-- It might be I-slam. What? I-slam? I-slam. A lot of the people in our shit are slam poets. Oh. Now, if you told me you strangled 14 slam poets, I wouldn't even ask Tanner if it's OK. 'Cause I know it's OK. Yeah. Mm-hmm. 'Cause fuck slam poetry. I want to make that clear. Are you a slam poet? I have never-- ever. Yeah. I want to make something-- You do slam poetry? I am a slam poet. Let's hear it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Day walking at night, night walking at day, what will they say when I come up and I strangle them any time of day? Throw your ass off of a bridge, bitch, what I wish. Yeah! That's-- Keep going. Sorry. Mm-hmm. Powerful. A nigga would-- That's it. That is amazing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wood, as in wood and steak. Very not rare. I forgot I even did this. since I was on Deaf Poetry Dram in 1999. Wow. You've had a rich life, I could say. Yeah, you've really lived. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I met Russell Simmons in one of them little retreats that he was at, and he told me that I could, I could, I could. What do you guys do? We suck cause mysteries. Now, Russell Simmons, is it true that he can use yoga to suck his own dick, or is that something that I dreamt? Yeah. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. I might have dreamt it, and it's true as well. Can we Google that? Oh, look, pull up, is there, yeah, can we pull up how to self-suck? To be fair, he took out one of his ribs. Real quick. Russell Simmons did? Yeah, he took out one of his ribs. Let's just do enter, I don't think you have to pick. It's like, it reminds me of the Adam and Eve story, except instead of Eve, you suck your own dick. Here we go, guys, let's watch this real quick. Yeah, he was just like this when I met him. Guys. This is Jessica Bloom. One of the most common questions people ask me is, how do I suck my own dick? See, we get subtitles, I can't hear you. So that's what I'm going to show you in this video. Can you guys turn it up a little bit? Let's get to it, shall we? There are headphones out there. So first up, you want to get comfortable in bed, and we're going to warm up the legs to start with. Before you do any intense stretching or exercise, you should always warm up. It's also good to do a little warm down after as well. Um, I didn't know this was going to be real. I thought it would be like more of a sight gap. Yeah, cut to that. Wait, oh, this is, um, um, has this always been a girl? You need 10 more? No, it has not. It has not. There we go. Take a good look, stepdaddy. Do you have to shove something up your ass to suck your own dick, Vlade? I don't know, but I'm going to find this bitch and I'm going to throw her a ladybird late. Sure. Oh, my dear God. Look, all right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm about to go kill her. Why? Huh? It's just my job. She's a yoga instructor. It's my job. Okay, can you not? Can I not? It's my job. There, look, look, look. It's possible. I actually have to look at a devotive candle to Lindsey Graham to avoid scenes. God, you guys are both so sex negative. It's really weird. Well, yeah, yeah, but I am going to go kill that person. Why? Huh? She teaches yoga. She's helping the world, Vlade. Yeah, but it's my job. I told you I kill ladyboys and throw them in the ladybird. Would you say that's a vampire? A hundred percent. How do you tell? What are the signs? The sucking. That's the vampire? The sucking of the blood out of the penis. That's what they're doing? We interrupt this broadcast to bring the following message to the people of Florida. Kirk Metzger will be in Tampa this Friday and Saturday at Sidesplitters, August 7th through the 8th. Then, August 20th through the 22nd, Kirk will be in Gainesville, St. Augustine, and Sanford, Orlando area. Go to Punch-Up Live to buy tickets right now. We'll be right back. 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Again, that's Everything420.com. Promo code "MYSTERY" for 15% off. And enjoy themed games. Stream food and drinks. Beat the heat. You can do it that way, or you can do the neck. So, they self-suck blood out of their own dicks? Yeah, people are desperate to be vampires today. Everybody want to live forever, but don't nobody got a real plan after that. And that's most vampires' problem. Right, you just turned into a vampire, now what? You're gonna sit around and suck blood out of your own dick? Yeah. For the rest of time? Yeah. You ever see that snakes sometimes get confused and start eating their own tails? Yeah. Fighting with, like, scorpions and shit? Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine? What a way to go out. Yeah. Just sucking your own, sucking all the blood out of you. But I didn't know that's a real thing snakes do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. So what are your, um, what are your plans for the future, uh, specifically do you need a help or anything? I have, I brought some stuff that I thought maybe, uh, if, in case you need an assistant. I thought maybe in case you need an assistant. Well, I want to learn how to fly like one of them real vampire niggas do. I'm real, but I want to learn how to fly like that, like that, like that. Or like levitate, not fly, but like levitate. You want to levitate. I don't mean to point the knife at you. Is that like something you develop as a vampire? Is that like an advanced skill, or how does that work? I'm going to go back and see what Russell Simmons said, because he seemed to have got control over his mind and shit. So I'm going to see if he could. Is it the bow tie? You know, I've never trusted a man in a bow tie ever. No? Have you? You can't. Dude, that's why I would never trust Nation of Islam, because the guy wears a fucking bow tie. Like, that's fucking, what are you up to? I mean, who, it's like a diddler tie. That's what they should call it, a diddle tie. A diddle tie. Yeah, I guess. That's what that fuck Buster wears. Piece of shit. That is a punk ass tie. You know Buster? Buster, this piece of shit, we're not bringing him out. We do have Tanner. Tanner's brought one of his. That's a punk ass tie. You know Buster, this piece of shit puppet that he's into gooning? You know what? We should ask Blah Day to watch this music video. Okay, yeah, this is Buster. Buster, bow tie wearing, piece of shit puppet. Okay. Let me watch. He's appeared on, let me just tell you, the last episode they had Buster, did that drag or what? It dragged. And guys, we're not putting him back on. The show, I've read the comments, I don't like him either. He's off the show. I mean, it really was a big drag on the show, I would say. Big drag. While you guys talk to each other, I'm going to try and levitate. Go ahead. Okay, well, I want you to apply your vampire. Maybe we could get you to track down Buster. Great posture. Hold on. Yo, play the Buster track. All right, play this stupid shit. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo, yo, it's Lil Busta, high pitch puppet going grip lock tight. You know, only God can judge this skippity niggas life, bro. Brain fully cooked in a blue light, like edging for hours to the overfill, right? You feel me? They call it mid, I call it sigma, no cap. Hand on the shaft, mind wipes. How do you feel about the cartoons being--? Debated, no escape from the trap. Lil Buster puppet nigga permanently gooned. Aye. Naked in the cave permanently gooned. Aye. I'm in the goon, no turnin' back. Now the power kicks in-- It's about gooning. --your guide mode, you hear me? Gooning so hard, the orbs start glitching, clearly. Matrix fold up while I'm edging, no lie. Brain rot ascension, no thoughts left to try. I was in the cave turned dumb into mission, you know. He's good, though. I know, I hate him. Let's go. Pumping strings, pull, but the soul keep rising, bro. Lil Buster ascended with that-- What's this shit? Tanner, come on. --the goon knight nigga, that's all I know. Yeah, nigga. Look at this. He's-- he's-- why is he hitting? I can hear him. Look at this. Why? What the fuck? I don't like this. Day, day, day. He's a good dancer. I give him that. OK. First of all, I didn't-- number one, I don't like the use of the N word by Buster. That's good. Number two-- I don't either. But that-- a small, small issue compared to him whacking a burka Muslim woman with a rolled up newspaper. That's-- It's offensive. That's what he goons to. I threw one of them in the lake, too, one time, because I thought it was a vampire, because they had on all black. Oh. The bitches had on a big-ass burka and shit. What would you say your ratio of actual vampire to, you know, just human slayings is? Humans. I'd probably kill more humans than vampires by accident, because, you know, a lot of humans and vampires, like, look the same. Oh, you're a one-man Israel out there. Yeah, man. Clean it up, guys. Shout out to the Israelites. Yeah. You know. Shout out. - Yeah. - And what's this one? What's this one? What's this? What's that one? - Oh yeah. This is a, you know, bullwhip. - Castlevania, remember Castlevania? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. - What? - No. - Are you kidding? It doesn't have a cross on it. What are you doing? What's wrong? - I don't know. - Okay. - What's the problem? - Holiday, no. - Step one, let's all put our weapons down. - Okay, okay. I'll put it down. - I got, my dominatrix gave me this. All right. - It's 'cause, and I know why he's offended. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - 'Cause you know, don't forget, we covered this. - It doesn't have a cross. - That's why the Wachowskis turned into chicks from a whipping. And as a fan of the Matrix, I'm sure it upsets Bladé as much as it upsets me. - I didn't know vampires were afraid of whips. - Well, in Castlevania, yeah. - Yeah. - I guess you're right. - It's insensitive to vampires to bring a bullwhip around them. - Sorry, I had no idea. - See, look at it, we're lucky he's not crying blood. - Ooh, wow. - So that's like a classic vampire, right? - See, he's from Transylvania, see. - He's from where? - Transylvania. - Oh. - It's not wrong, being from Transylvania. - Prunesylvania, baby, yeah. - But. - Have you ever been to Transylvania? - Hell no, I ain't never been to no damn Transylvania. And don't you ever say no, don't ever accuse me of no shit like that. - Isn't that the home for vampires? - Yeah, no, I don't know where that's at. - What is that knife for? It looks like it's for hacking balls off. - Oh, this one? Oh, oh, oh, oh. - That looks like a dick knife, and that's wild. - It's curved. - Hmm. - Yup. - It's curved, 'cause I asked it to get a mold of me. - That looks like the metal-- - What? - Moving right along, what is this over here? - Oh, God, a Newberry castrating knife? I don't like it. - Can you pull up the Newberry castrating knife, please? - Oh, God. - Oh, it goes by girth. - Oh, it's for cattle. - Oh, you can adjust it to girth. - It's only 31 bucks. - Whoa. - That's a deal. - Oh, this shit is getting real dark. - I would expect castrating knives to be way more expensive. - Why? - I don't know, it just seems like they'd be expensive. Specialized, medical products. - Who the fuck makes those? - Newberry. - Oh, it's not like a town? This town's known for castration knives. - Can we pull up Newberry castration services? - I don't think you should bury your name and do a castrating thing. - No, they don't have a website. Well, shit. What about, it's the day. I thought y'all had to sleep in coffins and stuff. - No, no, I'm a, you know, if you wear all white, it's okay for you to come outside. - Is that true? - Yeah. - I had no idea. - Well, why don't other vampires do that? - It was a glitch that I have found, 'cause one time somebody took all my black shit and all I had was white shit in my closet, and I was like, "I guess I'll wear this." - Is that right? - Yeah. - And then you just went outside. - Yeah, and I went outside and I was like. - Must have been a great day. - Was that? - It was weird. - Does that look familiar? - Oh, man, look at Lionel. - That's Lionel? - Yeah, look at Lionel. - So why are his eyes red like that? - Oh, that's just the way he was born. You know, some niggas got green eyes, some people got blue eyes. - Yeah, Gerald Kelly, the green-eyed monster. - That's not, that has nothing to do with vampires. - Gerald Kelly, the comedian, has green eyes. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know Gerald Kelly. - But that's not vampire related. That's just born with red eyes. - Oh, no, no, he just got pretty eyes. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Beautiful. - He just got real pretty eyes, this guy. - Yeah, yeah. He like the sexy convict. - Okay, let's-- - Shout out to Gerald and Isaiah. - Okay, let's move on just to, you were telling me about the Andrew Callahan thing on Zylo's, ew. - No, that's not, and that person, that's not even a real vampire. That's a nigga in a hoodie with some fucked up teeth. - So that's fake 'cause I couldn't tell. I would look at that and think that's a real vampire. - I could tell. - So you have that ability to just tell right away. - I could tell. And the bags up under their eyes, he's just sleepy. 'Cause you know vampires, they don't really sleep. - Yeah, what are the classic signs you're around a vampire? - Really? Like, okay, classic sign you're around? Okay, if their drink is red, it's a vampire. - Yeah. - So just start stabbing. - Yeah. - But what if it's Kool-Aid or wine or, always? - Listen, listen. Vampires cannot drink sugar. You didn't know that? - So it can't be Kool-Aid. - They're diabetic. - Yes. - Ah, I see. - Yeah, yeah. - I see. - Mm-hmm. - What are some other vampire signs? - Okay, okay. If they really super pale, if they really super pale, it's like, that could be a sign that they a vampire. - Okay. - Or that they're mixed. - All right. - But, so I confuse 'em. And it's a lot, it's a real, it's a real lot confusing. You don't know, you really don't know unless you try to suck blood out of 'em and don't know blood come out, you know? Then you be like, oh wait, he ain't got no blood. 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You can never take less. - Okay, where's the sheath for your ball knife there? - Oh shit, I forgot. - It's making me nervous seeing it out. - Oh, there it is right here. - Okay, go to the Andrew Callahan thing you're trying to explain to me, Duncan. - Oh yeah, this is Andrew Callahan in Philadelphia. He is examining the xylazine problem out there. A lot of people are getting into this stuff. Makes your skin rot off. - What church do you priest at? - What's that? - Oh, yeah. This, I'm not really a priest. - It's kind of stolen valor a little bit. - Not really. I just said I wasn't a priest. It'd be stolen valor if I said I was a priest. I'm a bishop. - Oh, okay. Like a little horse thing on the little chess board. - You got it. - Yeah, all right. - I move diagonally when I need to. - Yo, who's that rapper? - I do. - Yo, there's some-- - It's more than a game. - He'll come at you diagonal. Who's the rapper who's, it's something Philly, something the Philly, F-I-L-L-Y? - Oh, I know who you're talking about. - But, okay, because-- - Philip E. Rich? - No, no, Young Philly. - I never heard of him. - Okay, yeah, isn't he? I think he's half Asian. - Not even that young. - Well, it's an Asian use, I think. But a Philly is a virgin horse, a young female horse. horse is called a filly it is that's right like a stallion is a fucking young male horse so there's megan the stallion and then now young philly the megan the stallion this guy's name look at a philly a young female horse this guy's rap name is young female horse so what look he's british so wait go back over here so megan the stallion is a dude that's how i take it put in the definition stallion look i don't claim to be an expert in animal husbandry and i'm certainly have never been in the cia whoa that's an uncat i mean she's still got the dick megan the stallion's a dude i mean how should i take that what i mean whoa wow yeah that's what megan the stallion got zoom in how could she not that's why she's a big bitch can horses suck their own dicks no absolutely not because they don't whoa how would they possibly be able to pull that off i don't know i guess if you take it off of the horse and and get feed it to him like a carrot if you give it to him like a carrot that's what clay thompson used to fuck on that's crazy i mean i don't know what he did he used to swing on it like tarzan probably look at that vine look at that sturdy whoa jungle vine that megan the stallion has crazy that thing makes other horses it's right i don't know they make these giant dick holsters to harvest their uh man all right i'm gonna cut it off for one of these can we get another slam poem oh yeah sure uh we really got to get to this cal let's just get the slam poem first okay okay say my name in the mirror five times and i won't come because that's candy man's job say my name in the mirror four times and i ain't got no job so i may not come either throwing people in the ladybird lake that's my calling call me in the mirror three times and i might just be balling snap your fingers if you feel me but don't put that steak in my heart if you want to kill me that is amazing thank you great oh i call that one uh i call that one uh hill hilling hilling wow what's your problem man why do you eat slam poetry what's your problem that was incredible uh i mean i guess he's bouncing you out by murdering the homeless i got one about albinos i'll do later okay okay okay that is i would like to hear that i want to hear it okay get this look because we gotta get to dan okay well let's do it we got dan from d dunking also coming in who had a heat stroke outside really i'm surprised blah day didn't kill him he was at with his shirt off or something in no shoes i tried to but he bit me he's at that stops you just don't want to get bit by nobody i don't go fuck if you're dead or alive that shit hurt it does well that's a fact yeah a lot of disease who is this guy why am i chinese people staring in two my eyes trying to match my smize once i oh because i can freestyle i can freestyle please do okay trayvon martin in the afterlife hoodie oh my god don't make me get my knife i see it in your eyes you want my blood but you can't cuz cuz grip blood blood okay china oh oh oh oh oh oh steven buscemi who is he really adam sandler's friend or a night walker trying to get him trying to get him okay great okay hmm dressed in all black like a ghetto ghost oh my god where is jeff frost we need to roast barack obama is he islama or is he black i don't know let me see your birth certificate what incredible kim jong-un kim jong-dos kim jong-3 i don't know my friend who is he really these are these are come on bj me huevos me own huevos i love it i don't have to put megan the stallion up just because we spoke about her earlier this is incredible look he looks like he just saw that picture of megan the stallion i cannot see because my eyes look like these barack obama i love you you are the first black prince of tink so they know bloody megan the stallion i would fuck my own sister if she was she i love your forehead it is big and white like my jacket can i get finger snaps for encouragement please come on keep it keep it going this is my outro um um um old school klansmen the very first of their kind it doesn't matter martin luther king i am the prince but i got my ass chaps covered up because i am not the artist formerly known as him on the balcony with my friends just trying to preach the gospel and then all of a sudden a hater from across the street asama bin laden yeah we've been knowing what asama bin laden no you lying my brother wrapping my head with toilet tissue because i ran out of rap who is this white bitch that's with a great smile and quartets hats smile across the smiling uh switch switch it holiday what's your favorite holiday who uh uh uh uh oh uh oh robotic voice robotic man i used to know a lady who used to live down the street who used to talk like him elon musk i don't know i don't attack billionaires these are the first trillionaires oh okay trillionaire trillionaire stab him with one of these he will still live it don't matter can i have a tesla if you're watching this a free tesla who is this who is this uh jizz lane jizz lean maxwell's dad that's her dad yeah go get him girl go get him girl get me some have another baby yoda yoda go bring that archaeologist guy in here all right yeah that archaeologist god day first of all blood day thank you thank you bloody that was beautiful i i don't know god bless you blood a blood is very graceful be safe out there blood day if you're on hand just for uh hang out for me because i want to bring it down but if you may have other uh slam poems to wrap this up with oh yeah oh yeah we might have to bring in for slam poems actually can we we go take a poop you have to poop too yeah and then is it possible to just have like another chair what do you mean have them both here yeah or him close by i say we bring him back and just like you know what i mean i don't know what do you your instincts are pretty good with this i don't know man i would love to hear him just talk about giants though yeah no i i but i still want to do a slam poem let's go have a poop yeah i'll figure it out whatever i'm good with either one man whatever we gotta poop oh my god all right uh finally here's the callahan thing now that we're done with uh blood days poems for the time being i i i enjoy them but i want to give him time to ponder a good one for the end as opposed to uh he's a real talent i want to make him do flash cards he's too great of a poet it is interesting how people some people i guess you would call him in hollywood a multi-hyphenate like he's a vampire he's a killer but he's also a poet uh it's still not clear to me who he kills and throws in the lake he said he went to prison for it i honestly wasn't comfortable with it the whole time tanner says we're good on this one i don't know how that's possible i'm sure you can't let your fear get in the way a good interview man i mean i don't i don't know how that's possible um okay so this is the indian thing that you were trying to show me let's take a look real quick good like over a year over a year same size man have you attempted to get any healthcare isn't that up uh official you know but i But I do take care of it. Clean gauze, soap and water. Yeah. All right. Yo, okay, I have a question. Yeah. When's Andrew Callahan going to get his skin fixed? Oh, here's a question we've been asking. Channel 5 is looser. Yo, you're pretty famous now, dude. Maybe get some fucking caulk and, you know. It's not a big deal, but it's weird to be like, still look like a pimply-faced kid. Yeah. Look, I mean, it's stressful. If you were a cholo, I could overlook it. If you were some kind of South American cholo, okay, there's going to be some pineapple-faced dudes in that lifestyle. What are your thoughts on the stars people have been putting on their pimples? What are your thoughts on that? Okay, I was unaware of that. Can you pull up? Wait, hold on. But this is why I want to ask you about Callahan, because didn't he get fired? Tanner knows about this shit. Just put up a picture, Callahan. I think Callahan did get canned for something. Tanner says he knows. Tanner. What happened? Come out here and tell us before we bring out Dan. Yeah, and we just leave it. Wow. He looks like a young, tiny Tim. You know, if you had a Tanner now. Oh, my God. Always the wigger, this kid. Okay, Tanner. Look at these two gals that I'm having a podcast with. All right, sorry. Because everybody's just very strange. It's like an ecumenical convention of some kind. And clearly CIA, even though I've never been in the CIA. Oh, yeah. Now, tell me about this guy, Andrew Callahan, who. Ooh, that's bussing, that hair. That's not him. No, but he's got nicer skin. Yeah, he has way nicer skin than that. Now, why did Andrew Callahan get canceled? I kind of understand it, but I don't also. A lot of girls were. He almost got canceled. A lot of girls were claiming that he just had this, like, wear-my-hug-at energy that was just too heavy. Too heavy and too persistent. Wear-my-hug. So he's a. He got canceled for being a hug rapist? Is that a thing? No, like, um. Like a sex pest? Just kind of, yeah, just kind of asking for it a little too much. He's wearing him down. The guy's the interviewer. Wearing him down. Yeah. Yeah, like a good interviewer would. Yeah, he's just doing his job, so the girls, they just got kind of mad at him. Hey, what do you think about. I remember reading it, and it seemed like all horseshit, and nothing came of it. And it happened after he went to January 6th and said it wasn't how everybody was saying it. That's what I'm saying. No shit. Remember that? No, I didn't know that preceded it. I want to ask him that real bad. What the fuck? Skin jokes aside, like, I'd like to ask him that. We can try to get him in here. Can we? That would be cool. Yeah, I can try. I would love to ask him, because I think Heidecker's a straight-up for real Satanist, like Alex Jones says. And I think that new onion thing sucks ass that he does. Dude, the fucking thing of InfoWars where he goes. Fuck, I mean, dude, it's just not funny. It'd be funny if you made up your own thing, but winning. Being in an unfair lawsuit against somebody to take their thing. Also, I think the biggest problem is, like, Alex Jones is funnier. Like, he is funny. So it's like you're trying to satirize something that's already. Yeah, Doug Pound is the talent of that. That's the bottom line. It's not. But although Heidecker, I like him. Dude, it makes me laugh when he does, like, new Amato. What's new Amato? The guy running for fucking office in Lake Havasu. Also, Lake Havasu, a hugely Satanic area, so that's. All right, Tanner, you can go. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. Thanks, Tanner. Thank you. I didn't mean to get you out of the booth. You can get back to watching a hip-hop cypher, whatever you little wigger kids do. Also, we got to get Alex on here, man. I know. It's been a while. What happened with that? I thought we were going to do that. We'll get to it. I would like to have that happen soon. Okay. We have to just keep hammering Alex before we take him on. All right, let me bring out Dan. So Dan got a heat stroke outside. Dan from the. Yeah. You like the de-dunking channel? I haven't seen it yet. I've heard about it from you, but I haven't seen it. Well, Rogan watched it and had him on. Why? And Dan's the one that that piece of shit, Flint Dipstick. What is his name? I call him Dipstick. Flint Dibbler. Flint. Yeah, Flint Dibbler. Is that really his name? What's his name? Flint Dibbler? Flint Dibbler. Flint Dibbler. He sounds like a Douglas Adams book character. He does. Sounds fucked up. Flint Dibbler. Flint Dibble. Ooh, bring back Zaphod Rebelbrox. So here we are, de-dunking. All right, so let me bring Dan in, because he almost died on the way here or something. I don't know, he ran into Bladé. Come on in, man. Dan, thanks for being here. Yeah, thanks for coming on, Dan. Good to see you. No offense to Tanner, I always do this when somebody dressed like that gets out of a chair. Because the hip-hop lifestyle is violent, and Tanner's balls deep in it. Exactly, exactly. That's what I'm talking about. It has nothing to do with the burka. It's a shysty. Tanner's shysty is too long. That's all I'll say. He's got a full-body shysty. Shysty, this guy. Full-body shysty. You know, I was thinking about wearing a full burka, because, like, are you allowed to say racial slurs as long as you're wearing a full burka? Yeah, constitutionally. Because, like, you know how the Klu Klux Klan wears those white burkas, and they say, like, whatever they want? Yeah. Exactly. Right? But they put on a uniform to do it. Okay. So, Dan, first of all, you've got heat stroke. What were you doing? Excavating in the. No, I just was sitting outside and, you know, trying not to get attacked by. Because I was looking pretty homeless. I had my shirt off and my shoes on. Yeah, you were so close. That's the craziest part of this story, is that Dan was waiting to come in and got. What? Oh, are you not. I'm so sorry. You were within inches of ending up in Lady Bird Lake. You have no idea. Oh, man. I was. The only. You know, had I been sucking my own dick, he would have definitely took me out. But speaking of, next time you guys don't have to bleep off a video of that, you just wait and bring me out, and I'll take care of that for you. Cool. If you're interested. I would love to learn. It's not hard. No, we want to learn serious things here, okay? Oh, that's not serious? Dick-sucking jokes or your fucking. It's not a joke. Heat stroke. Well, you know, the heat stroke has become so. There's a problem with me being here. What do we got here? The mic is now not right because. Hey, can you guys scroll down on his channel? Let's look at some of the videos here. Yeah, Dan knows about all the conehead people. Oh, yeah, I talk a lot about the old long-headed. The old long-headed conehead guys. So, everybody, I think, is familiar with ancient elongated skulls from cranial deformation. Artificial. Or you look like that shit. And what do you say? Like, what do you. Well, there's. Brief us. Can we pull up a picture of a conehead real quick? Or the. Like, what's the name for that? Yeah, an artificially modified skull. Artificially modified skull. Yeah, if you get the ones from the Pacific Northwest, look. Those ones are. Those are the really cool ones. But, like, that one right there, the Atlas Obscura one, it's not too crazy. Yeah. Those ones were getting mistaken for Neanderthal skulls and Cro-Magnon skulls and shit like that for a while. So, it seems to. Yeah, and it's probably. We're trying to emulate that, right? Right. So, it seems to me like these really goofy ones, you know, who knows what they were. But what's really. To me, what's ultimately the craziest about it is that when Rockefeller got wind of those wings down in Peru, in the 30s, he goes down there, buys five bundles. Which Rockefeller is this? Nelson. Okay. So, he gets five grave bundles. Eagle Belt and I. Oh, thank you. He gets five grave bundles, right? Mm-hmm. And each one of them has those elongated skulls inside. He buys all these for three grand, and this guy was getting 300 a year. The guy, Tello, that was in charge of those was getting 300 a year to take care of all these. What the. So, he gives them three grand, and he leaves. With five bundles. We don't know what. We don't have pictures of those skulls. We don't have measurements of those skulls. We don't know where they are now. They were supposedly repatriated. All I'm saying is. Let's just put it this way. If one of those skulls had three eyes and giant fucking horns, do you think Rockefeller left it or took it? Right. That's what really is up here is we know we don't have the best. And this is consistent. So, archaeology as a whole, though, I mean, really the science of it, as far as I can tell, is mainly. It's mainly to cover up stealing a bunch of people's shit from colonial oligarchs. Well, yeah. I mean, the field of archaeology actually started. You can Google it even, and it started from antiquitarians collecting shit. Yeah. And then being like, I wonder what order these go in. So, it's a bunch of guys that collect baseball cards and decided they thought we're going to make it a science. Yeah. You know how Pokemon card collectors are cool as adults? Yeah. Imagine even cooler than that. Some of the best fights you'll see on the internet between people that do not know. Let's look at Flint Dibbler. What is it? That's not his name. No, his name's Flint Dibble, but. That's not better. That's like a lateral move. Well, yeah. Well, you know, I mean. Now, what was his beef with you? Well, he debated Joe. Or he debated Graham on the Joe Rogan experience, and he was full of shit, lied about a bunch of stuff, and I called him out on it. And so, since then, he's been. Can you go on Wikipedia and just see his. I want to know his background. No, don't put. Why would I. Oh, yeah. If you didn't already have a burka on, I'd tell you to put a burka on right now. His research focuses on foodways in ancient Greece, and whose science communication promotes the field of archaeology and debunks pseudo-archaeology. Okay, so that's fake archaeology. I don't understand why. Rockefellers, by the way, are why we have. Or Carnegie? Which one is it? Which one of those fucking men who built America came up with. We're going to call it pseudoscience. That's some, like, flowery insult from some guy in the. the 1700s, that they marketed It's not just saying fake science, but that's from Rockefeller. It's like uncertified research. So they own the science and the fake science and the fucking. That's how you do it if you're rich. You get all the real estate. So, okay. And Flint Dibble is a suck up to that because I'm guessing he's an institutionalist. He's a fucking Asperger nerd. They're breeding him like this on purpose. Let me be conspiratorial. And again, I was never in the CIA. I'm not currently. There's no grounds to say that. You can travel a lot. I have to leave this week, actually. Where are you going? I can't really talk about it. Okay. You're going to Africa? Weird how I just guessed that. No. Okay. Africa's a continent. It's a big place. So you are going to the continent of Africa? Technically, maybe. Will you be a pseudo-African when you get there? No. I smoke, what's that, Zabrak shit? You know how you can only get Quaaludes in South Africa now? Yeah. Oh, shit. I'm going to South Africa. Wait. You can still get Quaaludes in South Africa? Mandrax. How many languages do you speak? Almost none. Three quarters of one language. I want to see who the fuck this guy is. Okay, let's go. He's talking shit to my friend Dan, who is just outside the parking lot with no shirt and shoes. I was just. So it's homeless, man. Nobody even gave me any change, dude. He had heat stroke. But why was he talking shit to you? Well, because he's mad because I called him out for lying about a bunch of shit when he was on Rogan. And like, scientific lies. Not like, you're hiding stuff, kind of. You know, anybody. Go down, go down, go down. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, go down. Wait, wait. Go down, go down. One more. Right there. A refutation. What is that? Of Flint Dibble. Oh, and that's fucking horseshit. Defensive Graham Hamill. Who is that hot girl with him? Oh, he's. That's his wife. But wait, what are the lies? No, let's. What are the lies he told? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Look at this. I can't believe I'm married to this guy. That's fucking Chloe's. I think. Is that the LaBranch house? Hit that. Hell, I don't know. Never miss a post. Yo, I think that's the LaBranch house. That's. You know Chloe? News for women I used to do with her. She's a comic. Chloe LaBranch. Anyway, that's her family. Oh, really? I forget it. Yeah, that's. Dude, she's funny. Why is he at a haunted house with his fucking piece of. Hot piece of dibble? I mean, it's not that great. Fine. I don't want to raid his wife's house. Look, this isn't about how hot his wife is. I'm proud of him. How did we get here? I want to hear about fucking Coneheads. Because this guy. You got to keep in mind, whatever you talk about with Dan here, this motherfucker is going to have a lot. Oh, there's his dad. He's going to have a real problem with it. Yep. He hates me. Well, one of the things that, for example, Duncan, he lied about the metallurgy in the ice cores. Yeah. The way they find traces of metallurgy in the ice cores is they'll look for spikes in lead, but they'll also look for isotopes that align with the archaeological site. No archaeological site. They don't look for the isotopes for the lead in the ice cores because they assume there's nothing there. Ah. So he goes on and says that they've debunked this, proven that there's no. None of it. None of this at all. None of these signatures. And there's actually lead spikes in the ice cores consistently. They were attributed to global warming, but the fact is that he just bullshitted his way through it. The one that was most blatant was he's accused Graham Hancock of being a racist numerous times, and then when Joe tried to hold his feet. What does that have to do with anything? Well, here's the thing, is if we're discussing big rocks and you're winning the discussion, well, I'm just going to call you something, right? Well, he's making this leap. This is what's so strange for a guy to be dressed like a Reddit moderator and be doing this, okay? Yeah. He's making these leaps that you're into, like Madame Blavatsky theosophy, because this thing you just said about lead and the. Thank you. So that means he's trained to go after that, and it's very projecty. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Now, I know. Now, I'll tell you this, who's the guy who just died from Gaia, Duncan, with the big head? And he looked like Tim Heidecker in the Billion Dollar Movie, when he had the tan and the big teeth. I don't know. I can't think of his name. From Gaia. I know you're talking about. Dude, blonde hair. James Love. Oh, no, not him. Who? The fuck? No, no, not him. Man dies from Gaia. That's really. Died while collecting octopus. That's not the guy. Okay, come on. He's a. Gaia Channel, he had blonde hair, and he was David. I want to say David something. Yes, thank you. He's the 13th. Blonde hair kind of. David Wilcock. There you go, David Wilcock. The 13th missing scientist. Oh, fuck. You know how the scientist went missing? Here we go. Okay, yeah. I mean, he does look like Heidecker in his fucking Billion Dollar Movie. Hilarious. So he quit Gaia and had a letter of, like, protesting against Gaia while he quit. Gaia is some kind of cult, the channel itself. I don't mean, like, you know. I mean, like, apparently, what I was told is that it's a cult. Like, they're. They're in a religion. He wrote in his resignation letter that Graham Hancock is an open Luciferian. Now, Madame Blavatsky was, because, you know, Lucius Trust, Duncan. Yeah. They're gonna. They don't think Lucifer is the devil. Keep this in mind. Right. I think it's, like, Prometheus or. It's an impulse and not a guy. Okay. And so the Fifth Root Race or whatever shit that Flint Dibble is very afraid will be thawing out of the Arctic ice by his speech. Why does Flint even know about that much of it to complain? Like, there's something weird about his whole set up. It's their whole. Their whole shtick, for whatever reason, archaeology, especially in America, has this weird hard-on for pushing against anybody who isn't in line with them. And it gets really fucked up. Because you control fucking reality if you can be in charge of it. Thank you. And I honestly think a lot of it has to do with the fact that archaeology. Archaeologists fucking know that they're not doing science, right? It's like you do science with the carbon data, you do science with the stratigraphy. At the end, you put all this together and you make up a story. That's what they think the science is agreeing. Thank you. They think that is what the science. And that's very. I mean, that's a lot of that going around. If two archaeologists both believe in Harry Potter, they'll peer-review papers on Hogwarts till the end of time. Nothing to stop. That right there tells me that science will fucking. Buddy, I do science every night. But what. He thinks. I don't think we need to attack peer-review. Just because fucking Ghislaine Maxwell's dad invented it. He thinks they want to control reality. But what do you think is the reason. That's why you control history. Is it controlling history? I've heard that it's because their careers are riding on it and they're worried they're going to lose funding. You get all the different things together. Okay, that's part of reality. Some people, like the elongated skulls, there's definitely a cover-up going on. There's a map from the 1930s that shows all the elongated skulls in the world. And there's a map from 2016. The map from 2016 is missing a shitload of information that the one 80 years ago had. There's active cover-up going on. It's been redacted. There's tons of places. The island of Nui had elongated skulls. If you Google, it'll tell you that it didn't. Fucking bunches of places that had elongated skulls that have been repatriated or stuffed in a museum that they won't show anybody. Why? Fucking, I don't really don't know. But then the guys that are part of their job, it's like, you know, you do your spot and you do what you're told. If a guy goes to Egypt and he's like, I'm going to review these weird things that all the pseudo-archaeologists are into, now he's either got to have a predetermined opinion, which then he ain't doing science, or he's going to fucking run afoul of his buddies. It's been happening in America for 100 years. They're ruining careers left and right over people. Just like what Flint did to me. He went to scientists. He went to the guy. I talked to an ice core specialist for an hour on a Zoom chat. As soon as Flint got wind of that, he crawled right up that dude's ass. And what happened? The guy retracted it for a bit until I recently uploaded a short that got the ice core specialist to change his tune again. Wait, so you have evidence of what you talked about because you recorded it. I wasn't allowed to record the Zoom call. He asked me not to and I honored him. But yeah, if you scroll down just a hair, yeah, that short right there, ice core scientist Peter Beck. I had no idea. Listen, academics are the biggest pussies I've ever met. And I'm not even against them, but I just mean the level of pussy it teaches you. They are like crate trained fucking, uh, vaginas. Do you understand? Like, I mean, uh, I've never seen such like, oh, I better not speak outside of my, my cage. Right. I know about this. I know. Dude, I met a guy whose dad, they studies Flint, just Flint tools, just Flint dibbles. Why are their cheeks so rosy red? He wonders. But anyway, he goes like they've, they're in rage at the idea of Graham Hancock. I don't give a shit if he's a fucking Luciferian or whatever gay shit. Who cares? Why is he not allowed to talk about it? Yeah. Because the Nazis will rise again. Yeah. Uh, Flint. I mean, yo, if you really care that deeply about genocide, there's one going on in Gaza. You could talk about your fucking queef. There's a real one right now. You could yap about instead of a theoretical one. Cause someone talked about Madam fat, so Bavlotsky in your head too much. It is, it is weird to do that kind of like character assassination. It's, It means you're a shill and you're working for somebody. Now. he could just be a fucking suck-up, right? I mean, just based on how he's dressing. I mean, he does get a lot of views for being the guy pushing back against. Listen, I don't know how anybody has a political affiliation involving science of any kind, but because this is such a nation of substandard poisoned midwit cattle, at best, at the best of times, the kind of people that would let the Epstein files go and just move on, that's the kind of losers that live here. So they're going to be afraid of Mike Coelho, and I go, well, my God, and does that. Not a good look. What the fuck are you all talking about? The Fauci trials, did you watch them today? No, I didn't watch them. Oh, holy shit. So he's pleading the Fifth through the whole thing. Under the Fifth Amendment. He's got presidential immunity, but this dude could have been responsible for the largest pandemic in the last thousand years. Okay, they all work together. By the way, Trump's in on it. Same answer. Same answer. Same answer. That's why nothing's going to happen to Fauci. But that's what's crazy, is here's someone who did gain-of-function research, told a bunch of lies, and speaking of ruining people's careers, because of his shit, scientists who are coming out and saying, like, there's probably better ways to treat this, people who are recommending ivermectin. Wait, look, look, look, look. He repeatedly invoked the Fifth Amendment. I thought he can't invoke the Fifth Amendment. No, that's the whole thing, is like, you technically, you can't, because you're already immune, so you don't need to do that, and that's why at the end of this. Look at this framing. The scientist, the fuck you, who helped the nation, who helped lead the nation's COVID-19 response, which, again, sucked ass, was subpoenaed by. So this is why they want to fucking make sure you understand it doesn't matter what was. Here's what this means. Nothing. You can read it in the thing, under by Republican senator, who's had an antagonistic relationship with Fauci. You know, like puppy faces and sand flies, they get along. Well, you know. This piece of shit. So nothing will happen. This was a big. Even Rand Paul is wasting your time. The people that wrote this are wasting your time. Flint Dibble, I promise you, is like, Fauci, you're saying. Well, that's what was. I agree with you. Like, if it is true, the shit they're saying about him, he should be in jail. That's why he got the pardon. But an advanced pardon, which is insane. But what was really, like, intense for me to watch this is here is, like, this dude pleading the fifth while people now in the government are saying the things that if you said that shit during the pandemic, your accounts would be canceled. You'd be deflatformed. That's why I fucking chimp out if someone says Rogan is compromised. Rogan's the only guy. He's the only guy that was right the whole time and didn't give a fuck. True. What did you fucking cunts do? Wear a mask? But that's the crazy thing is that, you know, just what you're talking about, except in archaeology, this is what they're. The cool thing about him pleading the fifth is everybody was able just to show. Oh, this guy. Everybody was able to show all the examples of shit he said and then changed it of, like, people getting ruined by him asking about the Gates Foundation. You see this? So remember when the blacks were too smart to get a. The fucking vaccine was during showbiz? 600,000 Americans. He went around. Well, the number that you all giving that died. This guy's right. Once again, that's you all's number. You gonna pay us? Yeah, definitely. Because when you start talking about paying people to get vaccinated, when you start talking about incentivizing things to get people vaccinated, there's something else going on with that. Yeah. Yes, there is. There's something else going on. You're right. But I'm glad millions of people, like me and most everybody. By the way, it's about. To buy a weapon. It was not never. Here's how you stop it. Protecting their health. This is what fucking irritated. To this day, fucking. Oh, I was talking to Charlie from. He's not at South Byte no more. Yo, he thinks masks worked. He thinks they worked. He goes, no, I think. I go, okay, would you like to see the evidence of it? No, you don't. You're gonna just. Okay. I don't know. No, they never. In fact, we've known they never worked the whole time. So why the fuck were they making. Why are people. Why are people still wearing them? Why did they tell you to do that at all? I think it was a psyop. The masks themselves. There was three things they were pushing. The jab, lockdown, and the mask. Out of those three, they didn't give a fuck about the mask. But the mask is literally in your face. How much of a bitch you are. It's driving you up the fucking wall. Yeah. They're funneling your activism. They're funneling your outrage. There's like. Don't worry about the kids not going back to school. Don't worry about the businesses closing down. Don't worry about the jab. Get mad about the mask. Oh, you're not mad? Watch these people play with their. With their instruments. With the mask that opens up. Does that make you mad? Something's going to make you mad at these masks. That made me horny. Well, I mean. What creates teams? I bet I'm going to have a slam poem about that one. Am I right, Blood Day? The masks create teams. Yes. So now you have this clear view of like the people who are believing in the state and the current whatever it is and then people who aren't and the people who weren't. Dude, and remember in the pandemic if somebody wasn't wearing a fucking mask? I was in LA. Were you in LA when that shit was out? Dude, it's like I walk in a store without a mask. I was like, oh my God, my face dick is out. Yeah, me too. People acted like my full dick and balls were out. Oh my God, it's so embarrassing. It's like that nightmare from school. Yes. Yeah, so it divided us. And then when we were allowed to take them off, it felt like my pussy was out. Like a light breeze would hit my lips. I'm like, oh, am I going to get sick? To circle back to Flint really quick, one of the funny things about this is they say that Graham makes people, skeptical of the medical profession. It makes people skeptical of all science. Is his middle name Crackers? That would be pretty cool. Graham Hancock. Graham Crackers Hancock? I believe he's British, so it's probably biscuits. But yeah. Biscuits. That would be amazing. Oh, Graham Bruce changed to Crackers. Biscuits Hancock. But Flint says that all of his stuff makes people skeptical of science in general. Oh, not the failures of the institution making me skeptical. How about this? What a fucking Rosie cheat. Quit conflating archaeology with science. Why don't you give us the real sciences on one pedestal and put your psychology and your archaeology and your fucking other soft sciences in another camp? And then, because, man, you can't even compare these things to astronomy. Well, you can do, you can replicate astronomy. It turns out they're not that great at, for example, the age of the universe. Oh, yeah, they're kicking that one all over. The time I wasted trying to understand string theory, like when. Oh, yeah. And only because on all them science shows they would. It's all about that. How many hits of DMT did you take to understand it? Dude, it's, first of all, fucking stupid. It's not what the thing is. It was clearly a waste of time. The whole thing was clearly a waste of fucking time. Plasma physics, which I don't know shit about, are where all the shit's at. But it's like Dibbler has to. The Dibbler?. connect the, what he would call misinformation archaeology. Because he's a political operative. He's got to connect it to a system that's essentially eroding the foundations of science itself as though science is doctrine. You know, science is something that's supposed to change. Exactly. To be challenged. To be investigated. Yes, you don't believe in science. That's a thing you do with God. Science is a whole thing of going, well, I don't trust you, show me. Yeah. So if you recall, they didn't want to show you the science of the pandemic for 70 fucking years. They went to court. Look, I'm getting upset. And I think it's taken away from the good news, which was we just merged our military with Israel. Oh, yeah! Woo! Guys, we did it. My son turns 18 soon. I think me and him are going hunting and he's going to lose a toe. No, your son is going. He ain't going to go fucking die He's going to lose a toe in Israel. He's going to lose a toe before he gets to Israel. I just want to say. You can go with no toe. This is important. The work you did to make that merger happen, the trips you took all over the world. Me and Clavicular, can I tell you something? Yeah. Clav is not that cool. Really? You think he would be fucking awesome to go to Israel with? Yeah. If you could think of your number one dream trips in your life. Clavicular! Me and Clav, Tel Aviv, the nightlife. Fuck yeah. Oh, my God. Floating in the Red Sea with Clavicular. And, um, no. He actually kind of fucking sucks, dude. What? How? He keeps asking me about his nose. Oh, does my nose. I go, dude, I'm not a fucking chick, Clav. I'm just here to support you. I'm here to support the great nation of Israel. Yep. I'm not in for this gay shit you're into. I'm just here to make sure Israel sees a better tomorrow. That's all I care about, Clav. If you get too gay. We're supposed to be about Israel, Clav. You're not in the CIA, though, right? And I've never been in the CIA. There's two things I'm passionate about. Yeah. Never been in the CIA. Okay? Sorry to suggest it. And when I go to Israel, it's because of my love of Israel. Right. It's not to promote a fucking, you know. Did the merger happen? It did. And I am happy. And you know what? As the CIA says, you never hear about their wins. You know? You only hear about the bad stuff. Okay? I've never heard that's what the CIA says. I'm not even good enough to be in the CIA. How do you know the CIA's sayings? I've seen a movie. It was on the beginning of the video games. Oh, that was the FBI. Never mind. No, that was the DEA. And it was Winners Don't Use Drugs. And they were so lying. Hey, can I ask you something? Let me ask you something. I mean, it's the number one best way to win. What? Like, if you had to. So, like, I love. I love. Graham Hancock, and I loosely understand what he's pointing towards, but can you like, summarize what people like dibbler are trying to or inadvertently or intentionally concealing like this this version of history that so many people get in trouble for even barely exploring the white man was first created by god himself right go on go on it's some atlantis shit am i wrong well yeah it's about atlantis but the thing that i honestly think where their their cover-up the opposition atlantis morissette that's where his name was chasing her um you know they they end up like putting these kinds of uh these kind of a framework that this is okay and this is not okay and egypt is a great example you know science does some goofy shit and they draw weird lines in the sand um those are called equations well for example um you know back when science first started they they were going off about uh like they were trying to prove the bible you were trying to find the flood trying to yeah they did prove it and so then this then they they about the same time as darwin some geologists started talking about how everything was slow and so then it became gradualism instead of catastrophism gradualism and it took until the kt impact which was over 100 years later until that was accepted in 1980 before they came up with what is called um what does it call it uh punctuated means what any fucking retarded kid could see oh look sometimes the water erodes slow sometimes there's a flood and it moves fast it took science 120 years to wrap its fucking head around that because they were pushing back and forth on shit oh my god flint's right you are a racist i'm so racist dude why are you a racist well mostly because that nobody looks like me dunking dan is racist oh you'll find that it's so funny there's people that oh let's see what we got here oh faced arius online but there is no universal trash in dan richards oh boy do they have anything about him not wearing a shirt or shoes in the parking lot not yet i am black the way dan describes the colorado team makes me what's the colorado team i don't fucking know that's a different day that's a different person that must be a different day dan richards is a pointless troll that's what are you troll why why would they say you're trolling oh professor dave yeah this guy's an incest survivor i mean it's an hour and 17 minutes that every astronomer in the world is a lying fraud too you're no different than look at that right there you're no different than a flat earther what the fuck well i mean seriously in one important way you're not you don't think the earth is who made this but other than that um this dude dave farina guy he's uh yeah no he's a real it's he's not a show of any kind this guy's lied about me like openly lied to that's what shills do these are all fucking constructs every one of these stupid motherfuckers well he's a dumbass and i openly stated his intent to take down my channel like publicly so why is a guy who's is his degree in like chemical yeah it's just chemistry he's just a chemist he's a teacher um and why would he lose his job in big pharma to come and fuck but why how would he fucking know if you're an arch this is like when i got his info from flint dibble which is this is one of the most stupid things in the fucking world he goes in there he doesn't know anything he said this on danny jones he's like i don't know a lot of the science that i cover but i don't know a lot of the science that i cover but i don't know a lot of it but i'll talk to experts and i'll get their data and i'll put it out there so you got a scientist that's been accused of lying yeah so he goes and takes and gets all of his data from that guy makes videos and he's like oh look and it's like man you make it fish in a barrel to respond to the guy it's just like you're fucking bullshit here you know i want these scientists i said this on danny jones what's what is a woman scientist please tell me what the fuck a woman is i know that mike that fucking michael knowles was a real not michael knowles the other one uh who made that the other the guy looks he put on fake beard to buy beer yeah what's that dude's name what he made what is a woman and he's a real jerk for that i guess uh but really you can't answer that and i'd like some because i know we had that knowledge at one point we had the scientific knowledge of what the fuck these things are well science changes okay so i would like to know so you know i would like to know a concrete thing of what the fuck it is what is a woman now by the way in islam which i am radically islamic i hope that's what you're talking about that's clear tanner okay we know what a woman is it's whoever's wearing a fucking burka it's a wearable pronoun it's a wearable pronoun christ yeah no surgery i think a woman is you can change your mind anytime a woman is soft beautiful and sweet well i don't know i'm not from her hair to her feet i suckle her toes at night while she sleeps in my experience um let me ask you what they say here oh you have a mic oh you could have been giving us a slam poem on this fuck can you do a slam poem titled what is a woman oh my god that is how did you get that picture you guys seem like you're having fun yeah well yeah right after this dude we went opposite directions and then i got spit on by a couple of jews and uh i don't know what happened with him he went off with some what are you drinking um that's that is uh is that piss no what's that fucking fruit hot hasbro fruit hasbro fruit i the one that's like thorny on the outside but soft in the middle why is there a chairlift is there a chairlift over that lake you visited what is that where in the background there oh yeah i don't know i didn't go on any of that i was just there what is that dude i got it seems like it's attached to like a rotting building seems dangerous i think it's like a gay club or something ah that's why it's like a cliche building over there and then there's like that one there's like an air car yeah what is that like a trampoline park back there this is they air brush a lot of this i'm gonna be honest with you it looks airbrushed i think that that area back there in the back is where like it's a nuclear target it's like saying please make this place i mean they made that water thousand years that water didn't look like that dude oh look at it why is there a city in the water well i don't know it should be filled with salt and nothing i don't like it looks like a city we just found atlantis live holy shit you stumbled onto it when you were in israel you didn't fucking tell me bro i don't is he standing on something because i know i'm taller than him what kind of fish are you guys in a swimming pool or what is that i know i'm taller than that guy come on i don't know there's something up here he could be standing on i'm no flint dibble but i'm questioning the veracity of this science this picture is fucking crazy this israel looks incredible blah day are you looking at this picture yes i am like a voice of god from afar this man looks gay if he's homeless he would be dead but he's not blah day what do you think blah day if you look real close i'm in one of the mountains peering off at that at that um rob pattinson looking motherfucker that's clavicular he's a look smaxer yeah i'm in that group right there that he just circled yeah what is that yeah see those people were they spitting on you they spit on you dude i'm in there searching for my next victim yo listen i don't think you were there during you were there suck his white blood jesus wait a minute wait a minute do you think blood is white tell me that's not he means his is vanilla frosted oh i don't know where that's crazy i don't know when that picture was snapped yes i was and you didn't catch atlantis he's following you around i'm following clitoris around clitoris around that's non-existent my friend hey what but again what so what's the deal they're trying to hide that civilizations get disrupted by cosmic events yeah a lot of it's just because they'll have a timeline that they're going to have to follow and they're going to have to like they'll push back on so hard like the the carbon dating on the great pyramid for example it's like 250 years older than the written record is you'd think that that would be enough for them to look at it and be like instead they get they do all this bayesian modeling stuff which is normal but they in this case they set it up bayesian modeling shit bayesian modeling is a type of mathematics where you repeatedly you start with known information and then you repeatedly modify it over and over and over again by prioritizing other information and so you can you can could i'll give you a really good example no not beijing oh beijing asian modeling there we go beijing model i read it i'm as educated as the a guy that sits naked out in your back 40 um with his shoes well that's that was you surviving look at this but just this is why it irritates me about that and this is academics this is why you suck so bad if you're an academic i mean maybe you're not you know 20 point san tripoli has some good anyway uh it's a statistical method that uses bayes theorems to update the probability of a hypothesis as more data so you're telling me you fucking adjust your model when you get more data that makes sense but already the the it's always like trying to predict the future it's not a dude why don't you just have a fucking principle you dumb fuck can i give you an example my hypothesis is you're in the cia when you i started chatting okay what's the probability my probability was like 20 at the beginning okay but then throughout the episode many of the things you've said i've added data and now it's around 90%. I was unusually calm. Is that it? That's how it works, right? There you go. I have to say I was unusually calm about Blondie admitting to multiple murders at the top of the show. That we're not vampires. CIA, no, I see through you. Watching me trying to expose my truth. But man, you are wrong. I am not in the CIA. We supposed to be friends. Now just do that, man. God damn it, dude. Blondie. Blondie. He was introduced as a vampire hunter. I want to point that out. Well, you know, he's a good one, too. From what I've heard. Well, from what you've heard, he's not good at it. And he may be a vampire himself. That never was clear, was it? He sucks white blood. And that sounds like jizz. I was going to say that sounds like my ex, right? It just sounds like a deranged person who's armed with two very ugly looking knives. He did say you suck blood out of your dick when you sell filet. So that would indicate he is confused. Potentially come. Oh, it's just white blood cells. They fight. I just want blood. I have a sickle cell. God damn it. And I'm constantly searching for the right blood type. Yes, that's the reaper cell. Wait, what were you? What were you saying? Wait, wait, look at this. Let's just check. Let's see. Normal color. White. Like Duncan's beard color is okay. Yep. Yeah. The ancient one. Yes, it is. Now, if it's my hair color, that's atypical. Yeah. I love you need a chart to know that if your cum is green, something might be off. It's cloudy. What if it's cloudy? That's ominous dick cum weather. What if you cum? You can come back to a sock like three weeks later and it's green then. Then it's fine. Okay. That's just mold. I'm asking for a friend. But we look, we had a whole homunculus episode that just we got into this. A lot of our socks or homunculus hole. No, no, though. We had the number one, the number one expert on homunculi. That was interesting. Nice. Yeah. And he goes, I'm not, I'm not that proud of it. It's not my proudest fap, but. I mean, he's the number one expert. I'm not that proud of homunculus. It was like, oh man, that is exactly what you would say if you were a dead on. So wait, so what were you saying? All right. Well, like, so they, to reconcile that problem with the written record says the pyramids were built here. The carbon dating says 250 years earlier to reconcile that they use that Bayesian modeling, however the fuck you pronounce it. And the problem is you get to prioritize information. So they say, well, we're going to prioritize the dates that are the closest to the complete completion of the edifice. So they, they fudge the data to pick. It's like this. If, if I say we use Bayesian modeling and I say you owe me a hundred bucks and you say you owe me $1 and I say, well, we're going to, we're going to take the data that's higher numbers and value it higher than at the end, of course, you're going to owe me money. Right? That's just, this is, it's no brainer shit that they just, they, they manipulate the data, um, in order to some things like Egypt in particular, it's like they, they knee jerk against it. They will not. But why? That's to me the most. It's like scintillating, um, bit of the whole thing is, is it's like who, if it's not real, who gives a fuck? Why do these people come out of the wood and go, I'll tell you why the Bayesian thing, because, okay, this is also a massive scan. Wait, go, go back to the top. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. Leave it there. Okay. So this is why they're using Bayesian modeling. That's why these dumb fucks never have to ask themselves if what they're saying is absurd, such as. I promise. I promise you. Flint Dibble will not answer what a woman is scientifically if I want to know. Okay. He won't even give an answer like, um, like, uh, uh, you know, it's a, whatever you want it to be. He'll go, he'll just be like, how dare you? Yeah. What an asshole. Yeah. So environmental health scientists like all of us face a world of growing complexity. You mean because you're a liar? That's why answering complex research questions, see the complexity is to Vatican eyes this info so that only people that speak Latin have access to it. There's certain info and there's like this much valuable info, but it's there. Uh, but they only want you to see it with blinders on to all this other info that would enlighten. Okay. So look what this dickhead says. The best way to understand Bayesian modeling is through an example. Okay. That's great. Good idea. What? That's the best way. Yeah. Oh, an example. Great. Did you Bayesian model that thought? Because that's an amazing thought. Let's say we want to examine the risk of cardiovascular disease mortality across the United States. We're going to find geographical scale in groups exposed to a climate related stressor sitting outside and with no shirt and socks. This is what pertains to Dan waiting to get literally like a period of elevated, uh, compared to those who haven't been exposed. Why are you doing that? Oh, wait, let me guess without any Bayesian modeling, uh, really hot places are like fat drunks have a bigger problem there. Yeah. It's a tricky one. Old people fucking, uh, don't do well in a really hot place. Oh, uh, anyway, it's science. Why the fuck? Okay. Perhaps simple enough for someone with environmental health training. Shut the fuck up. I wonder what, look at his fucking face. I won't punch it. He's looking at it. I got your fucking training right here, but what if we want that other elements for instance, by looking at countries, counties within states to analyze the impacts of state specific climate policies. I want a fucking, I want blood. Data to fucking and give them the business. This guy does look gay as fuck to be honest. So, uh, but I want to analyze the impacts. There is never a need to analyze the impacts of state specific climate policies ever on why this is a scam. So this is like, how do I justify, uh, get draining money from a fucking source forever? Like most of the, like, you know, Canada's filled with these, like the CBC and like tick ass. It's like, this is a study that you need to get healthcare pays for your suicide. Now that study you would get, this is how you get paid. Like you come up with a study like that and then somebody gives you money. So I need to come up with a whole idea of why a PP is actually a we, we using Bayesian model. Well, this is a huge problem. Well outside of just science. I mean, I'd even say it goes into activism and it goes into politics, unions, even for fuck's sake. They were in the thirties. They were great. But then like you, you get what you look at. Gay marriage. That's the best example. You get what you want. They said it wouldn't hurt. But now look at us. You get gay marriage past and a lot of activists that had been getting a paycheck for fighting for that all of a sudden didn't have anything to fight for. Right. And also who would marry them? Well, that's homophobic. That's homophobic. That's homophobic. Feminism is in the same boat. So we get air conditioning sexist. I mean, I have to say though, in defense of the air conditioning being sexist, I keep my house at a very low temperature because I hate women. Well, why? Why do you hate women? That's the one thing. That's the one thing I bond to a clavicular about. Why do you freeze yourself? It's like you're punishing yourself. No, I like it nice and cold because I'm a real- You run hot. Oh my God. I run hot. I'm a burly bear. You jumped in. Look at that. Man, I don't remember you there. And I'm telling you, I was, I had my head on a swivel, not because I'm in the CIA, but because I believe when you- Dude, I didn't want to break it up. Like I thought you guys were vibing. I would have said something. Blah Day, were you, can you riff something on this picture? I don't know what to make of it. Now that's clavicular. He's a looks maxer. You familiar with looks maxing? Vacation, vacation with my mans in the back. It's all good. I got a pineapple schnapps. It's non-alcoholic. Don't worry, I'm not too drunk. I don't care if clavicular is a hunk. I'm not going to go there with my body and my mind. Did you know that my name is not short for blade? It's short for blood. No, I didn't know that. Well, first of all, Blah Day is not shorter than blade. So there's one problem with that. That wasn't even a part of the poem, it was just, that's a fact. It's the exact opposite of a fact, in fact. Well, why don't we use Bayesian modeling to make it a fact? Yes. Okay. That's a good idea. That's a great idea. That's something that everyone, including Flint Dribbles, can enjoy. It's the Flint Dribbles. Flint Dribbles. Flint Dribbles. I'm going to Bayesian model why the fuck all these dudes aren't getting their skin looked at once they have a little bit of notoriety. How would you. Look, I feel like we're getting- Come on, Callahan. You survived the Me Too. You're not going to get a fucking makeover. I believe there's a huge pushback against this stuff. I just wonder why. It's like it doesn't hurt anyone to believe- Yes, it does. It leads to Nazism, is the story. But in reality, it doesn't do anything. Why do they get so upset? I mean, from the top, it's hard to say. But from the individual place, a lot of it, in all honesty, archeologists know they're LARPing as scientists. They fucking know it. It's just insecurity. Well, yeah. A lot of it. I mean, if you. You don't think his outfit looks really sincere, Flint Dibbles? Well, no. That's why I dress like a pseudo-archeologist today. That's actually why I got a shirt with the map of Texas on it, because I think most of the archeologists I've seen online are maps. You should just go barefoot everywhere, like the guy from WeWork. But it's just like, if you wanted to be an archeologist, archeologist, you. You can't say a lot of the stuff you're saying. - Oh fuck, you'll get ruined. you can't wait will you go on that definition on pseudo-archaeology it's got my picture oh it's got i want to see what it's defined as oh eric von danikin and han gramcock hoopoe of um of pseudo-archaeological opinion oh i wouldn't want to have the wrong opinion scientifically insubstantial theories wait wait wait wait look it's sometimes called fringe and previously also called alternative so we've it's been bumped down to fake consists of attempts to interpret to study interpret or teach about the subject matter of archaeology while rejecting ignoring or misunderstanding the accepted data gathering and analytical methods of the discipline so you didn't use the prescribed tool set to look at this problem which we that's fucking amazing well wait also it seems like part of it is a lot of this stuff is wrapped up in old testament and it feels like they don't want anything to control it but like the worldwide flood myth i thought wait look at this one yeah the supposed rise that's amazing that one yeah yeah but yes and no it's like yes there's a flood not a biblical flood and there's like so quick well there's not enough water on the plane you'll get all this stuff about how it's not you know how about they don't know fucking shit how about yo climate change wait let him finish let him finish let him finish you're right we'll get to you we'll get you we'll get you around let him be a five-claw podcast you gonna end up fucking up back with fucking half naked heat stroke that's how i gotta take my pants off it's take your pants off finally all right back to the dick okay so yeah so flood myth you're saying well yeah there's there's definitely like raised sea levels and shit massive amounts of water that's swept away tons of stuff you know they they get all it honestly seems like to me that they that there's a two different camps on it there's the one the one's in the mainstream and then there's the people that kind of the rich fuckers that are in the know the rockefellers that grab the five best skulls you mean you know the bagdad battery you've heard of that yeah okay do you know where the bag that was my old band you know where it is right now it's really good too the bagdad battery the only alphabet boys grabbed that in 2003. the alpha boys was my other band that's actually the alphabet boys were my rap group those were the the guys that I serviced in jail but um alphabet boys you are talking about cia or fbi just whoever the fuck showed up over there and invaded their their uh museum first now I've heard some tell that it was yeah they had our uniforms but they were like French or something I don't know but let's put it this way it wasn't a blue collar motherfucker that said hey go grab that battery it was a rich motherfucker that's got it on his shelf the anti-kisser mechanism in my opinion is next right you see okay but this battery what is that wait wait wait wait this battery he told me something very interesting about this so I remember this and I remember it going pretty quickly to Gaia to from like they found it to it being Gaia science and then it's Graham Hancock we're not Graham Hancock uh the other guy David no and they're all going oh was this an electric thing a battery and it felt like it was being sorted in the sorting hat into the studio archaeology but it is a real thing yeah and then I I never heard about it until you brought it up again just now but you had a more interesting theory I thought thank you I appreciate it yeah um these are a galvanic cell so that iron rod in the middle gets pitted the copper tube part there is the cathode that's going to uh the anode excuse it's going to collect uh if you use mine runoff basically it'll make a long story short if you used for your electric light solution uh acidic mine runoff that had like a lot of gold in it that thing would over time separate out the gold copper Mercury and silver and put it all over what is mine runoff um just just the water run off from a mine wow so just like you're like the enema of a mine yeah exactly well they use a lot of water to to get even back in the day they use a lot of water so you'd end up with these puddles of us of acidic nastiness um the thing is is that because that metal thing gets because the iron gets pitted and the copper would accumulate all this gold on it I think this is where people came up with the idea of alchemy they're like watching one metal shrink and another one grow into another yeah right but um anyway this thing's on a yeah right but um anyway this thing's on a rich dude's head I think this is where people came up with the idea of alchemy they're like watching one metal shrink and another one grow yeah right but um anyway but um anyway this thing's on a rich dude's shelf the anti-kid through a mechanism the next time somebody puts their pants what rich dude or how do you what do you mean by that and I mean this isn't in a museum some guy no it was stolen from 2003 from the Iraq Museum wow by our guys our soldiers right and I'm so I don't think they took it home to put it on their shelf I think they had orders to go grab that so it's on some rich dude's shelf has anyone modeled this and tested oh yeah yeah yeah they made they make electricity they definitely do it's this it's a galvanic cell how much electricity not much see that's why I think you're you're hypothesizing is that the right one the hypothesis because you're you you have an electrical background so that's why you know how to think about this like that and and and here's something I want to point out with the overarching theme what we're talking about here a lot of these cocksuckers just debunk the thing like Kurt was saying just fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it well uh why don't you try looking at it and thinking about it and and and you know shouldn't be some fucking dude that looks like a homeless guy that's dying in the back 40 figuring this shit out it should be I don't know a chemist like Professor Dave but he's too busy going oh these guys would be targeted he's talking out of turn two so why is he talking oh wait hold on a second I want to defend you here for a second okay if we look pull up Isaac Newton Isaac Newton was full of shit Isaac Newton when he died they stole it and gave it whether he's full of shit or not when this guy look at him look at him yes oh okay let's light that up look at Isaac Newton yeah what does that remind you of right here I'm just saying why the way you remind you of Isaac Isaac Newton when he died he was like had Mercury in his fucking like skin and bones you knew this right yeah he was obsessed with right so I'm just saying the early scientist was not a square you know about his secret box that he had yeah okay so I 100 subscribed to this sorry Flint Dibble but I think uh I'm with the larushis on this one I think they fucking gave credited Leibnitz's work to this asshole who was a wackadoo alchemist and they often say he was the last guy who was both a wizard and a scientist is a very common expression at the Academy which I don't know about because I'm not in the CIA so fucking uh yeah anyway he had this box that you know he had been hoarding his amazing finds in and uh they found it and then it was kept hidden for like a while I forget how long but uh it turns out it was filled with nonsense about drinking your own pee the whole thing was nothing scientific because he was a construct he was a Bill Nye the science guy I would call him okay you know yeah my point I don't know but I'm just saying like if you look at early scientists they were all Maniacs like yeah they weren't I don't know when science turned into this like squares when uh is a very specific time it was uh what's his name um Spinoza time that's it was around then there's a definite split and it's very intentional it's very intentional compartmentalization of reality that has carried over until now and it's through the Oxford and Cambridge and that's Hogwarts and science like science benefits from from being wrong think about chemistry if you are saying I wanted to find a saccharine replacement you go start testing chemicals every failed test is still gained knowledge right I mean so that I tried xylosine and it uh didn't work but I tried it in the vein I just shoot her right in the same hole if you miss you get another shot how your legs are life's full of second chances that's what I say is it your legs swelling you should go you should get that checked out it's fine it's not it's okay it's just the Texas swells up in the Texas you need to get IV antibiotics quick oh probably mosquito bite oh it's not a mosquito all right yeah but yeah wait so so I mean because I don't know a lot about science but it does seem to me early scientists were like kind of Outlaws I don't even know if they were in it for the money I know lead into gold is for the money but they all seem to be sort of like Manic and obsessed and singularly focused but and usually they weren't making money they were getting arrested like the early scientists were a lot of back to the future hijinks yeah they were going back to the future Doc Brown Doc Brown around some plutonium to uh so you're more like you you can't really discount yourself you you're the item this is what they used to be like thank you I am pretty passionate about this stuff I could see that but you know the skeptics have their place and this is what really frustrates me I don't like that the thing they don't like is you creating any dissent in Flynn dibbles dress the part his daddy was in nation so he's one now too and so people like you some jerk off that was found in a parking lot with no shirt or shoes who has a bunch of points that would make me reconsider even the reliable science of Flint dibble well you know I mean he's an archaeologist that's called that's church right that's what it is is yo I thought you were doing science I know we're doing church right well that's unfortunately it's a huge part of the problem is the way that they look at it that way but um we we need both we need the skeptics like I'm one of my favorite quotes to illustrate this is about eight years after the theory of relativity was penned Einstein says I barely recognize the theory of relativity now that the mathematicians have gotten a hold of it so Einstein comes up with this idea that all of us anybody who may have eaten LSD in their life might understand you know all batter is energy condensed and all shit and then einstein's like well that's cool hippie well let me put this on paper and then somebody else is like that's real close and then we're gonna kick the tires and we get and at the end we nuke fucking japan so anyway sorry you said i was a racist no it's just coming right on out what uh nuke in japan oh that i that's how i justify the great state of israel uh we didn't nuke japan carpet bombing just a little that's the first thing you've said that i don't agree with we never knew japan are you on the eddie bro there's no such thing as nukes what no i'm just i don't want to get into it on this episode but you because that's the whole episode you are a fraud i have to go take a shit flint devil was right flint devil was fucking right um you know will you show me the other thing that's written down on the paper that we could bring up to him uh well uh he's having a shit and i mean we can cut this part but i mean i don't know which ones are real so it don't help the giant bones no i mean none of those pictures are real are they oh no no none of those pictures are real it was just fauci and that there was something else i want to get into you only think about the bronze age collapse yeah okay because uh i got a weird yeah you've heard of that right of course the sea peoples one of the things i'd like to talk about all the time because the sea peoples are hypothetical and they'll don't know exactly who they were they don't have any artifacts but they're not the same people they're not the same people they're not the same people this is exactly what to tell graham hey graham where's your artifacts for your lost civilization where's the where's the language where's the where's the where okay where's the sea people yeah well we had a guest on here uh who has a real wacky who said something so uh daryl james from the secret space program uh thank you for your service um he he his story's so fucking out there dude and um but it has all these great details it's like donald marshall story good you know donald marshall the guy talks about the cloning labs and the no i don't the uh real lizards no that's not the right guy you gotta put real lizard i hope yeah really um anyway he said that his uh when he was leaving yeah there we go that's the one it's one of many explanations for the uh mysterious black eyes that hollywood people show up with you know mm-hmm it's one of many explanations for the uh mysterious black eyes that hollywood people show up with you know mm-hmm they walked into a door is what i say did you see mysterious black guys are you talking about blah day again i'm talking that's right i'm talking about uh uh taiga where'd he come from where'd he go we don't know we don't know um uh let's see yo put a donald marshall celebrity black eyes and vril parasites troglodytes duncan you've heard of donald marshall right duncan you've heard of donald marshall right i don't think i have the guy who talks about real lizards oh yeah sure okay let me go take a while you tell him real quick okay hmm what am i supposed to tell you about his look at this what the now look at that oh my god holy that look at that he's he's always watching that's why kurt didn't get any that night wow he's like fuck that he bought is keeping it he couldn't get it up he knew he was being watched god damn it would you like me to come through and do some poetry i'd love it come on just come on out fuck what the fuck what's in this fucking the frill lizard is a real lizard believe it or not but the lizard people and their fake knowledge are not the illuminati is real but they ain't a real one like me blah day blah day blah day but at night the people can't see the truth that is me look at this brother right here he needs some some lotion because if he went to the club like that he wouldn't have no motion all the women would look at him and say blah day why'd you bring this brother around me i don't know what to say finger snaps deaf hands fuck how does he what the fuck i don't really something that's in this i don't know you know he he had a good point though about that lizard guy but i think he missed one thing what that boy be ribbed for her pleasure like out the box he don't need no fucking condom he just fucking right out the box you're doing you you could do poetry slam i don't do poetry slam move on from the andrew cal andrew callan has bad skin i get it we get it oh my god yeah it was a it was a lizard it was you i'm a really good rapist like better than bill cosby oh that's that's why flint dibble condemned you that joke you just tried to make did you do that joke in front of flint dibble no that could explain his problem now we get it no yeah i didn't do that how dare you wait why oh okay so doggie do you remember yeah you know about the real parasites right no i no he says they fucking have these uh can you put real lizard so we can see an image of it i know about the reptilians everybody does any basic bitch real no i dude this is the mystery boys this is above average bitch we got some basic bitches is in the parking lot with no shirt on real lizards that's all they show they're cute no there's got to be more how the fuck are there not more images of this when i say that they look like the crab people from south park they don't do cover-ups they don't do cover-ups i'm telling you right now you see you just you do real lizard pinch your hands hide nothing they hide nothing don't worry about it pull up the vril i can't believe we can't get an image of a real lizard right now i mean am i at your mom's house is this the what is this or not what is happening how come yeah there's gotta be yo they go through your eye like a fucking uh what you see that kill real lizards poster so that's a drawing of a real lizard uh that's just one of them there's several kinds there's the long neck one that's a vril with a long neck that's a vril version to the yellow drawing go to the yellow one there you go okay so that thing according to donald marshall who would go who'll be pulled out of his uh art rem sleep by uh into a clone body which is a very common story by the way is uh pulling your fucking consciousness into some clone body where uh basically let's say you're really rich and you know what was that movie bruce willis where they had uh avatars that could do crime you could do crimes on same as uh west world the new one you know what i'm talking about yeah i can't think of the name of it but it's like a west world situation yeah you'll be pulled into it and so um these parasites they have a proboscis or something and they would go through your eye just like a uh what's the fucking dungeon dragons thing it does that mind like a mind flayer oh there you go okay they and what comes out of they can only do this once in life it comes out of them and it goes into your eye and they go until they they taste your brain like deep in your brain it tastes like butterscotch to them and then everything that that creature is goes into your brain and it takes you over and they were around at the time of dinosaurs they would do that to dinosaurs they would take over dinosaurs do the guys if you haven't heard donald marshall let me tell you something fascinating his story sounds kooky shit um and other people whose kooky stories i believe more have told me that i never heard of that shit but it's still something interesting about his story and uh he claims that he'd be pulled since he was a kid and he wrote all this is the schizophrenic sounding part is he wrote all the pop all these pop songs you've heard and all these other songs he wrote uh walking on the moon by sting okay so some child psychologist on rumble did this or odyssey like that's how far down the the you know d class a channel hole it is yeah but she mapped out songs to channel hole and she mapped out songs to channel hole and she mapped out songs to channel hole child mental development the songs he claimed to have written and like walking on the moon sounds exactly like a five-year-old wrote it but according to okay then he claims uh it's uh i think megadeth on megadeth there's a guy who's dead on the cover put in megadeth album cover and donald marshall he claims that he's the guy on the cover because what happens is they'll torch you and kill you but it's like a video like a valhalla it's like it's a lot like valhalla yeah and you okay there you go there's a picture so there see a picture yeah i see it and there's donald marshall he claims that's him wow it does look like him wow now i don't really know what became of this guy but i i've since heard other that wait he wrote walking on them for real like well i don't know if it's for real his story sounds like he's claiming he wrote them i got i don't know why he's in has to go at night uh into uh the cloning center you know just you know this is real technology they can beam advertisements into your dreams does everybody know that i've heard that but popular mechanics dream advertising this is from like 2017 that's how old this technology wow did you hear about the fruit fly that they max headroom to basically put popular mechanics the what the fruit fly that they basically max headroom do they put it into a computer yeah fruit fly you mean kathy griffin wait what the fuck is this the nightmare get out of this popular mechanics i think this is it though no it wasn't yeah i think it was like a breakdown what's gonna be in this article okay there you go click that advertisers are hijacking your dreams there's a movie where nicholas cage everyone kept dreaming nicholas cage in the movie uh a group of researchers now i only had one dream ever where i remember craving some kind of supermarket store brand cake but i think that's just because i'm gay well this is where they program like you mcdonald's you got to wake up and eat mcdonald's uh advertisers sleep uh a group of sleep um my god damn my friend eric hecker the antarctica whistleblower guy that used to work for raytheon who said the ice cube neutrino detector is a fucking elf uh weapon among other things and faster than light communication you know i was measuring neutrinos coming out of the earth because i don't know if this is like considered uh consensus sorry flint if it's flint don't know nothing about fucking science but uh neutrinos were the like people were saying they maybe move backwards in time remember that yeah yeah so there's the raytheon which is weird a weapons company in a place with a treaty that you can't have weapons there uh has this neutrino detector that eric explains they could pile with a nuclear submarine under the ice okay have a separate power source and uh he he doesn't say anything crazy he just says the craziest thing he saw was green some kind of green beam coming out the top of it i don't know what that means at night crazy yeah well but you know this subliminal marketing it's it's not new this has been going on forever like remember what was the thing in a camp that's subliminal you're asleep and they fucking beam an ad in your dream well this was okay this was inception this was saying they like give you precursor seeds that right like not that you're sleeping it happens but remember like no i wait wait i i thought that thing you pulled up go back go back go back i didn't realize that i go back to the article okay keep going you keep going uh quarried okay the stress of the pandemic has caused many of us to have difficult and in turn experienced weird bizarre dreams called quarren quarren dream oh quarantine and dream fuck you god who did fuck yeah who wrote that flint dibble typically we can't control what we dream about we can't control what we dream about we can't control what we dream about but what if we could cores light but what if we could cores light and core seltzer want to ensure you'll have a refreshing dream using the science of guiding dreams that's like this is darker than i thought yeah it's like they're seeding you i quote this all the time i don't think i read this article yeah they're seeding you i think i just got fucked up from the title targeted dream implantation has a history that dates back millennia especially among groups who value dreams or spiritual practices yeah so they're just like seeding your fucking dreams it's okay insidious so that's how you used to do it but we live in the tech bro world which thank god we live in the best time to be alive absolutely doesn't have to be a pp golden age baby um let's see golden showers sounds and pipe smells and oh pipe pipe in smells what do you wait are they gassing me in my dreams what do you mean pipe in smells i think this is like if you if you're in a room with people you could pipe in smells right they're not saying they're piping in smells in your dreams yeah it's chemicals they put in you mcdonald's was fuck okay look here's what eric hecker said so mcdonald's at this point what year was this will you look at the when this came out so there's a bunch of scientists like flint dibble level scientists came out 2021 but eric's point was great he goes if this is a thing that mcdonald's is fucking with what how long you think it's been around the tech and how long has it been around how much you think 5g is involved i don't know about you and it could be because i travel a lot not because i'm in the cia i do stand-up comedy um but i can't sleep without something on yeah right same that's my own personal schumann frequency you know like the earth has that frequency that you need the astronauts get fucked up from not being around it well i need i put i sleep with headphones at night yeah can i just say for all the people who've fallen asleep during this episode breakers breakers stay awake while you talk about science breakers breakers you're gonna dream about breakers 5g wireless radiation linked to alter i mean saying link to that is like really non-committal but some people are saying if you want to do the experiment think about some shit you never think about and then wait and an advertisement will come our homunculus expert want the number one homunculus expert saying that he said think he thinks about a dick he thinks about dicks am i misquoting yeah he would but it was similar he was like giving away to that one giving you a way to remember your dreams by i guess imagining like a phallus going up your spine into your brain i didn't quite understand the only way i could come but this shit is like can you pull up like uh phones are now telepathic it won't come up probably but this has been floating around for a while is it like somehow they are how do they do it it can read your fucking brain waves or maybe they're implanting the thought and i don't know maybe okay i'd bring us people have probably already seen it uh but put in the mind reading headphones wef it's a just to play the cartoon you've seen this right god nobody's seen anything i know i'm always busy looking at old rocks taking off my clothes in public yeah that's called the real archaeology the homeless are doing it every day hiding out for a day gets a hold of them here we go ai technology is introduced at the world play that thing that's great first off a video uh it's going to make you see the future and understand a wonderful future where we can use brain waves to fight crime be more productive oh boy i'm not productive sensing your joy your playlist shifts to your favorite song sending chills up your spine as the music begins to play you glance at the program running in the background on your computer screen and notice a now familiar sight that appears whenever you're overloaded with pleasure your theta brain wave activity decreasing at work and the temporal regions of your brain you mentally move the cursor to the left and scroll through your brain data over the past few hours you can see your stress levels rising as the deadline to finish your memo approached causing a peak in your beta brain wave activity right before an alert my beta brain telling you to take a brain break brain break your mind starts to wander to the new colleague on your team whom you know you shouldn't be daydreaming about why not given the policy against intra-office romance yo what are you what is this shit wait press pause you know you wait wait wait wait press pause who you know you shouldn't be daydreaming about due to intra-office romance policies number one i didn't know the office is allowed to that sounds like the you know when christ is like uh you've already committed adultery yeah that's what it is so this is the corporate takeover of that yeah who the fuck yo i'll daydream about all kind of creepy shit if i want motherfucker about damn it while he's next to me no fantasizing at work it costs a lot of money to your employer can you keep playing okay good start to worry that your boss will notice your amorous feelings when she why would my boss notice what i daydream she's watching your brain activity she's flicking your being you breathe a sigh of relief when the email she sends you later that day congratulates you on your brain metrics from the past that's why i'm a failure i'm an american i wasn't congratulating on my brain metrics i have brain inches i don't do metrics somber cloud has fallen over the office along with emails text messages and gps location data the government has subpoenaed employees brainwave data from the past year they have compelling evidence that one of your co-workers has committed massive wire fraud now they're looking for his co-conspirators you discover they are looking for synchronized brain activity between your co-workers and your co-conspirators and your co-conspirators and your co-conspirators between your co-workers and the people he has been working with great while you know you're innocent of any crime you've been secretly working with him on a new startup venture shaking oh shit remove your earbuds watch this watch what do you think is it a future you're ready for you may be surprised to learn wait that it's a future that has already arrived okay stop it let's just look at when this is from because my favorite part this is like in watchman where he's like i already did my plan like 2023 so it's they don't so yeah no your iphone reads your fucking mind don't worry about it it fucking does and these pieces of shit now these are people at davos wait there now order pizza with your mind where do you see that yeah there you go hit that oh mit that's the epstein one ask the computer and then here's the answer through vibrations transmitted through his skull and into his inner ear what's the largest city in bulgaria and what is the population of bulgaria and what is the population of bulgaria and what is the population of bulgaria the screen shows how long it takes the computer to read the words that he's saying to to himself Sophia 1.1 million is correct you just googled that you could be an expert in any subject you have the entire internet in your head that's the idea oh wouldn't that be great that you can order food without lifting a finger I could oh great it's exhausting to order pizza I mean I'm practically paralyzed I fucking hate pressing buttons and he says it's asking what kind of toppings do you want go ahead play yay science he amazed the 60 minutes team can it do pepperoni let's try let's try oh I work yeah you do pepperoni oh yeah oh that's funny yeah thank you thank you h1b visa man should be here soon yeah so we start packing up our gear and lo and behold he says Katie your pizza's here hey look at that he came from his mind that's saying a word or lifting a finger ah great just what the world needs press pause press pause so okay when is this from let's just look when this was from uh three years ago it's older than that even so um okay one 60 minutes keep in mind that idiot guy who's got the white hair I mean you just ordered a pizza that fucking moron yeah that's one of the guys that got fired he left cbs because you know Barry Weiss that fucking giant of journalism yeah it's not some israel fucking chill stop I know what you're gonna say but me and clav oh she oh 2018 she ordered that pizza he ordered a pizza with his thoughts i what if buster got his hands on that technology the device reads electrical signals sent to the vocal cords without any spoken words or outward movement alter ego device he wore a wearable ai headset soon to be mandatory that captured internal silent word articulation can you pull up chinese classroom brain monitoring devices oh jesus we mean chinese classroom brain monitoring devices that's the thing in china you know that it seems like you would know too because you go to china quite a lot on your trips there you go how china is using artificial intelligence in classrooms there you go yeah so that's the thing we've had for a long time teachers at this red means focus i know that's right know exactly when someone isn't paying purple means you're going to jail these headbands measure each student's level of concentration the information is then directly sent to the teacher's computer and to parents this is already happening for sure to become a global leader in artificial intelligence so press pause a global leader in artificial intelligence so keep in mind we've got we can't let china beat us and don't worry china hasn't beat us but here's the problem with americans they all think that they shouldn't have to be china just to compete with china so that's why your iphone just read your mind and nobody confirms or denies do they must deny it oh well i mean it's just i yeah there's no real don't worry china's has never beat us what's what they're going to beat us at is by the time these fucks here are done you're gonna wish you're gonna have to flee to fucking china why because they have at least flying cars hey can you pull up a drone shines light on an authorized chinese drive them that's called freedom my friend check this out this is a drone shining a light on a dude who wasn't supposed to be swimming yeah look at this oh wait go to the one under it because that that's actually it it's not worth ever logging into facebook look at this shit look dude's doing unauthorized swimming why i mean they have no fucking cops of any kind that are effective it's just crazy jesus that's yeah okay so here's the cops here's the cops and they have no guns they have no guns people drive by giving them a finger like if they want to pull you over the cops are so this is billions of people and their police have no guns so that's why they that's why they installed so back when ari shafir went and they had that don't eat street noodles because they were using sewer oil yeah but when i was there there was nothing like that in fact they had even cleaned up the shanghai black market that i wanted to go to to get a pair of nike reeboks that's why you went to china huh no i found out about that after i went there for the kung fu comedy festival it's called not festival kung fu comedy tour which here by the way i know there's somebody going that's racist no one's saying it's racist they're all just saying you're in the fucking cia i wasn't oh you were at a comedy festival in china it wasn't a festival it was a uh and we weren't supposed to be doing it because someone had ratted out the uh comedy uh tour that uh because stand-up was really popular there when i went they all had vpns so i was surprised how competent the chinese comics were and also they were like oh this is the height of being a fucking queef in comedy because trump won so we have to make up for it by being like not funny and also forgetting basic things right so china's they don't want to hear sex or religion jokes they don't care about that but they want to hear racist jokes no i don't really have my bad yeah i could help you with that man wait comedian makes stooge who's that make stooge of cia oh dick gregory you guys ever heard of the polybius machine the cia so i first thought it was made up and then maybe it's not made up yeah it's it's an interesting little story uh you ever see the last starfighter yeah that's what it's about okay oh that's cool oh yeah oh yeah i love this shit yeah this is cool an unproven urban legend it's been on the simpsons yeah yeah it's in portland oregon for micro that's a hundred that sentence uh confirms the whole thing actually it's the way that's written confirms that that is indeed real it's an interesting story for sure it's um the at the end of the day like a lot of these things we you know we end up hitting the brick wall with the research part of it it's a funny thing they're like you could look around you all around you and see that the mind control is the most again the epstein files came out and they're all about the mind control and there were no riots and nobody burned nothing down after it comes out they eat your fucking kids you losers what a loser country that could never win a war ever again what a loser but also as far as the winning the war thing like if you want to get in the last starfighter or like sort of like government curse technology look at the most popular games what are they right obviously they're like hardcore military games right well it's not it's not they are fun they're a blast let me finish they're not training people to fight in war they know the future of war is going to be robots in my theory it's not they want it's going to be drone operators for robots they're training people to essentially operate tech you don't think you can never do war without boots on the ground everyone thinks that you're going to robot your way and i'm not saying this because i'm in the cia and i know about war and shit boots on the ground it will always be boots on the ground why because at the end of the day you've got to have someone there the same way you've got to have someone there to fight in war for some reason you can't control like when something's too big to control like the world even though for some reason that's a thing that needs to happen for some fucking maniac no you got boots on the ground it'll fall apart on you immediately there's no those mind reading headphones are a lame attempt for total control as is mind control experiments that have succeeded i mean pull up like ukrainian drone operator it's already happening look at this shit i'm not saying it'll be all robots but no they're the people that sell robots for this look at this shit yeah look at that lego dude look at that can you pull up the lego guy now here's what you won't need fuck i'll tell you what you won't need in the future a navy that you still need human human operators you still do they've never replaced it yet no it's not just in war they want to replace it in hollywood and fucking podcasts mcdonald's yeah and pull up trump bans chinese robots you see this this just happened oh it's probably the best robot he banned the chinese the trump administration has banned imports of new chinese humanoid and quadruped robots citing unacceptable rules to u.s national security i didn't even know you could order these fucking things and now they're blocked oh man we gotta get those data centers up because otherwise china's gonna beat us i mind reading gotta get those things up and we gotta get dude we gotta get one of those halos so i know if you're paying attention yeah well obviously he's just white all the time offline offline can you pull up a chinese war robot they are pretty creepy though man jesus but i don't think they're using like drone operators i think it's ai maybe i know it makes me mad because you know i i like the ones here that are made by like a young guy with a haircut from the 80s and a shirt like my shirt i mean fuck pull up ukraine wins back in the with robots. I think this just happened, you know, cause it, I know the one you're talking about. They got him to surrender. That's fake. Is that fake? Yeah. You can see the soldiers looking at a guy off to the side, so it's clearly not the robot. It's this little guy here. Pull that tank thing out. Fake, fake, fake. Let's see. I mean, those things are real. But you're saying that they didn't. I'm saying the amazing victories of their robots are fake. But can I tell you the good news? What? Zelensky's been attacking Iranian ships. So now we're going to, instead of having, you know, rest in peace, Lindsey Graham, that beautiful tribute song that you made to him. Thank you. That's his dearest wish, was to get us to World War III, and I think we are going to do it by technicality, like most World War IIIs. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And, yeah, so, because technically right now, the entire world's at war again. Yeah. Right now. So we're in it now, and I think this could be the thing that we need so it doesn't have to be another false flag on us, like a Pearl Harbor or a 9-11, or. Every single war you've ever heard of. Yeah. The Gulf of Tonkin, or the Lusitania, or the Fort Sumter, or every fucking single one, wouldn't you know it? Yeah. Isn't that weird? Every single one? Can you pull up Netanyahu meeting with Zelensky and Trump? It is weird, because you know what I noticed with this man? Before that shit happened, when I go on X and do hashtag Iran, all this Ukrainian shit would just show up. It's already winding the teeth together. That was already going on. They were already letting. But at the end of the day, what connects these two pieces of shit is Chabad. That's a fact. Chabad. Chabad. It's like the Moonies, but of Jews, and it's an intel group. So the Moonies, the CIA pushed that because that was anti-communist. Pull up US using Ukrainian drones in Iran. You know, because the Ukraine is just like a laboratory for new weapons. Dude, Garland Nixon said it on Jimmy's show yesterday. He's right. That's what Vietnam was in the 70s. That's what they all are. This dude Garland said it. Ukraine's a platform. It's a platform to launch shit from. Yeah. That's what the whole thing's about. Russia's like, we don't want you to have this platform on our border. And we're like, we will. Yeah, open that one. The US scored its first Iranian Shahid kill with a counter-drone system proven in Ukraine. So like we're testing tech there, sending it over. Now we're just like merging with the Israeli military. Stick it in the tray. Too much. We're going to. That's true over there. Some alliance with Ukraine. Oh, I'm sorry. It's not really a merger with Israel. Not to tamp down on the enthusiasm of this great thing that. Oh, come on. Yeah, it's gotta be. It's, it's a information, you know, like Intel sharing. It only goes one way from us to them. They don't share. They don't have to share with us. Oh, man. Yeah, it's great. They're not that they did. Great deal. That's the same way I did work. It's receiving information. It's easier to send than receive. You know, these degenerates that are anti-Israel think it's bad to merge our. No one thinks that. Who thinks that? Um, I don't want to even say that. And say their names and give them credit. Yeah, let's not platform them. Yeah, I don't even want to platform that. I don't want to Ukraine them. Nah. They get six points per homeless kill. I did see that. Um, that, you're thinking of the Serbian conflict when, uh, and we should keep quiet about that because, uh, we, you know, Mystery Boys has funding as well. Let's not, not in the CIA. Hey, somebody's gotta pay for the cameras. Somebody's gotta pay for the white claws. Yeah, it keeps us in high noons, you know? That's the best way I can. That's the best way I can put it. Oh, my God, I got to shit again. Are you. Hey, can you pull up. This is something I'm always fascinated with. The, uh, Egyptian. You know that, that weird, like, it looks like from a sophisticated engine, that Egyptian artifact, you know what? Google Egyptian artifact looks like. It looks like a rotor blade or something. Oh, the, uh, shit's disc. The shit, it's called a shit's disc. It's made out of shit's disc? It's, it's made out of shit's. It's, uh, yeah, S-C, S-C-H-I-S-T, uh, disc. There you go. Yeah, this thing's cool as fuck. What do you think this is? Well, to me, to me, this is one of the things where it's like, it's, they have a hard time explaining this stuff. Now, this is made out of, out of a stone that's pretty easy to carve. Um, but there's a good possibility, I mean, it looks like, it looks like something out of a fucking car, right? Yeah. Something like that. It looks like, there's a lot of alternate, historians think that there was, there was a replacement out of something that was metal that came down the pipes later on. The mainstream explanation, um, they're not 100%, they say that, like, you use it to scatter seeds or something with, and I'm like, man, I've, I've rolled enough joints to know you don't, you don't have things with no borders to, to, to gather seeds, right? Right. But yeah, that's the only explanation. It moves water really good, like, if they put, uh, reproductions of this in water, it really fucking dries water, so. Well, there, you know, the theory of the pyramids were like, uh, they floated, they used canals or whatever, and then this maybe was something to do with that. Do you buy into the, remember when it started popping up beneath the pyramids? Yeah. There were these columns. Do you buy into that? Not 100%, but they, the thing is, they're using synthetic aperture radar, um, and, uh, they're, they're using AI to go with it. And synthetic aperture radar has gotten a whole lot better as computers have gotten here. Yeah. Um, like it used to, in the 70s, it was really bad, but now it's like a couple of centimeters of, uh, fidelity from space. Um, so, you know, I think that the, the fact that they're using AI, the fact that a lot of this stuff is being extrapolated, I think that just like the six thumbs and shit we used to get, I think that they're probably going to have some problems and artifacts. But I, I, it's one of the areas where I get really frustrated because of the polarization. Just, just like that. You got all these scientists saying this is bullshit. It's like they're using 10 year old synthetic aperture radar data and saying, well, this is, this is how synthetic aperture radar works. It's like, well, that's how it worked back then before we had fucking AI, you bonehead. Right. I could make a YouTube video without having to compete with AI then too. The whole world has moved on. But there, there is a precedent for sort of this, this there being like a massive subterranean, uh, maze. Well, who, who said like, it's like Herodotus talked about it. Can we pull that up? Um, Herodotus maze under Sakara. I think it's Sakara S A Q is where the, uh, I believe that the maze is in Sakara, if I remember right. But so, you know, it's not, this is something that's already been talked about and it wouldn't, I'm sure that wouldn't surprise anybody that there's an underground labyrinth. What's that half excavated underground thing. That's what the military ran it since the sixties that no one talks about. We were talking about, Oh fuck. I forget the name of it, but yeah, there's just a giant right there. There's right there. That that's in Sakara, that big ass fucking hole right there basically. Yeah. It's like, yeah, there's, there's this area. Wow. Look at that. Nobody talks about that, but that's got military shit around it. Since the six, no one could go in there. They haven't finished. Excavating it. Yeah. It's never comes up even on Gaia. No, of course not. You can't investigate it. So that's it. See, those are to me where it's more interesting because just like with the elongated schools, it's like you get guys like David Childress who talk about it a lot, it's really cool, but it's like, we, you don't have the best measurements, bro. We know you don't have the best measurements. We know that Rockefeller beat you to the punch. So, um, that, and that's a consistent issue. That's just all across the board. You pick, pick the area, go excavate the Rockefeller. The place honestly, dude, you know, honestly, that more than go back to Tupi, go to the fuck God, can you go excavate the Vatican's fucking vault? The shit they have down there. Can you pull up just so people realize how easy it is to mush skulls into a shape? You want pull up man's head shape, man's head shape, warp by headphones. Have you seen this shit? Most fucked up thing. These streamers, their heads are getting pushed in. Have you seen this? Oh, you got a lot of scalp fat. I bet. Look at this shit, so you can elongate that guy too hot in his house. He took a shirt off and took his shoes off as it was in the beginning. So shall it be in the end? Look at this. This is what's happening. It's we're elongating again. We just don't mean to this time. That guy, how to fix, look at that. Wait, how to fix headphone. Don't go on that. Go on that. That's gotta be exaggerated. I don't think so, man. I understand. I've seen the headphone debt. Look at that. That's like an elongated skull. Yo, you put your thumb in your mouth. You blow it with your Duffy duck. I don't think that's fake, man. Is it permanent? Head dent. Tyler explained his head. Actually, here's why I think it was bad. I was wearing a headset. Look, she's like, push it in. It pushes the side of my head in. Look, so it makes my head muscle pop out or when I take off the headset. That's the homo hobble is looking like this in real life. It's just because I'm wearing a headset for 14 hours after it goes away. It's like, and like, this isn't pushed in. It's normal, but you wouldn't dent. I wear cock headphones and I was wondering, pull up that thing that happens to babies. Like baby with flat head. Like if you, if your parents don't roll you enough, look at just the people. No. I mean, this is really easy to shake. Stone creamery. You got to keep rolling. Keep rolling the baby. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. So it's like the elongated skull thing. It's like that, but they just kept pushing. Kids have really discus hands. What's really interesting about the elongated skulls is how many places it showed up. Like if you look at ritual scarring and as opposed to tattooing, you don't see it all over the world. You see it in places where people emulate, but the elongated skulls they say is the same kind of thing. You're saying people that know? No. - They don't know. - Yeah, they don't know shit. - It's like lip plates, wait. Do you see what I texted you, Tanner? I don't know what this is, but it's an emergency text sent to me by my fifth wife, Jenna, that it may be of some importance to this. So nobody knows why they were stretching people's heads out. One reason was to keep evil spirits out, according to Dr. Heather Lynn, who we could have calling about it. Also, maybe to emulate some elongated skull people. Native Americans in the Pacific Northwest did it so much that it was all of them in the Cascade region, like west of the Cascades up in Washington and Oregon, all of them, if they were a freeborn, weren't a slave. Yes, I know Indians kept slaves, crazy. They had their head modified. So it was like all of them. It was ubiquitous. And I mean, it's kind of, when it's that popular of a cultural practice, well, there was a chief concomitant. He talked to Lewis and Clark, and he said that he was real shrewd and smart. And wise. And he attributed that to his skull. He said that the elongated skull makes you a smarter person. What happens to your brain? We don't know because it's kind of hard to test. I mean, I'm always advocating for us to clone one person and practice the skull modifying and binding the feet. We'll fucking do two at once. Yeah. We've got to compete with China, really. Exactly. As I thought. We're probably drastically, oh, fuck, if we're competing with China, we've got to beat that guy. Jesus Christ, that's like the final boss of China. Fuck me. No, what is that guy? That's some fucking, that's just some guy from like San Francisco or some shit. It's some Pacific Northwest horse shit. I don't know. Okay. Well, so do you remember when Daryl James from the Secret Space Program, Duncan? Yeah, of course. So he said that they had some war. This is what his, Robert, the guy, remember it looks like Mike Pence. Yep. From a cloned, okay. He said that they had some war with these reptilian, whatever it is, 3200, 3300 something years ago. Yeah. Where they took underground and were above ground. You mean 33,000 years ago? No, 3200, it was that. It was that, okay. Now, wait, here's what I remember from that. So anyway, I'm like, that's what I said. You mean like 32,000? What do you mean? Yeah. But when is the Bronze Age collapse and when is the beginning of iron tools? Because iron is, the thing, if we ever do ghost roasters and go to these haunted places to go make fun of ghosts, I'm going to have pure fat right on me because that is some, that's an old ass practice. Iron and the fae or the Tijuana, whatever, their dumb shit, some Celtic shit, they don't like iron and it only works above ground. Below ground, so. You're going to get possessed, dude. You're going to be holding your stupid rod. No, no, no. Insulting demons. No, no, no. And that's what's going to take you down. I do that every Friday night. Because you read somewhere that fairies don't like iron. You're going to go in a haunted house and get fucked up. Okay, if you think. I worry about you, man. I said the fae. I didn't say fairies. Yeah, I know what you meant. Okay. I didn't mean blah day victims. The homeless fairies. Listen, I'm ready for. You're ready for blah day. They issue us one of these in the Nazi AA. Hey, so. Anyway, bronze. So copper. You know, you know, Froot Loops have put copper pyramids around there. Sleeping them in shit because copper is very conductive for that kind of shit. Yeah. But iron is not. You're going to get fucked. Wait, but don't get hung up on that. Where's blah day? Here to go. We should ask him about this. He's gone. Go ahead. I'm sorry, man. The iron. It's a great bronze age collapse. That's the thing that Dale James talked about. I bet that has something to do with that. And I'll bet you the iron. The beginning of his eyes when you start seeing less of these things in the open and they're more in an underground setting because the iron repels them in some way. What about the broad? What do you think about what? Tell me about the bronze age collapse. Well, it was they contributed to the sea peoples to the beginning of it anyway, but it was basically all of the major powers at the bronze age, the Hittites and the Babylonians and all those guys. They almost all died off. Egypt lost a lot of its influence and a few a few places survived. But by and large, like massive amounts of big empires just died off. And we don't know a whole lot about why they attributed a look to the sea peoples, but they were just raiders. So we don't you know, it is a big mystery. Honestly, it does look like a kind of the war might have caused like a societal collapse and trade routes falling apart. And yeah, one nation collapses and doesn't have the money anymore. And so like North Korea starving to death because the Soviet Union collapsed kind of thing. Right. So but again, we don't know for sure. One of the things that's most interesting to me about the bronze age collapse is the way that the same arguments that they use against Graham Hancock, they won't use against these guys. It'd be like, well, where's Graham's artifacts? Well, where's where's the sandals? Graham, where's the weapons? Where's the written record? And it's like, well, they've got some people they think might have been the sea peoples, but they don't know for sure. So where's your sea people artifact? Where is it as well? We've accepted we've got a framework to see people's fit into the framework. Atlantis doesn't. So get the fuck out. Get the fuck out of here with. It's the same standards of evidence. Don't mean shit to these guys. And by the way, I thought Atlantis is supposed to be the global civilization in the story. And Poseidia is the one, you know, the lost. It wasn't like an island. Poseidia, the main city was the island, right? As far as I understand. But on all honesty, I'm of the opinion that Atlantis of a story is like, you know, if you go 10,000 years in the future now, they would call us the electric culture and they would be putting us in the same fucking basket as the French. So, I mean, however fucking gross that is, right? So I think that, you know, the Greek version of Atlantis, we get democracy. We get the same metal on the walls. We get you bore your poets. The biblical version of the flood, we get monotheism. Don't fuck with God. You get fucking screwed. And it's almost like the cultural lens just gets attached, right? Just repeat, rinse and repeat the same thing. So I think like, I think Easter Island in all honesty is my best, my best candidate for Atlantis. And that's, that's not even in the Atlantic. Why? Pull up Easter Island as Easter Island statues, which are out there. You mean, an Atlantis in terms of like some tree? Yeah, a lost, yes. A lost civilization. Not the, yeah, right. There's a couple of reasons. One, if you look at sea levels when, if you look at the way that, where Easter Island is situated, when sea levels were lower, it would be almost perfectly in the middle between the Pacific, or between Asia and South America. And in a chain of islands that you could jump between with pretty much seeing even all the way, you could see the next island before you took off. Wait, why did they, how come I just now found out that they had bodies the whole time? And when I was a kid, they'd only talk about the heads. Yeah. Didn't it come out recently that they, for some reason, those ones on the top right there, those have been there for, you know, these have been popular, but it's the heads that always get the pictures of them. Well, that's, but like why, this is what I was thinking, I'm pretty sure they discovered a head and a body around the same time, right? Yeah. So, in all the pop culture of it, they would only show the heads. Yeah. But why are they buried? And then all of a sudden now they say there's body, and I don't understand what the, why? Like that makes no sense. Did they say that they buried some of them or that like some shit happened? No, they believe that some shit happened. That buried them? Yes. The different, the same guy, geologist Robert Shock, he's the guy that did the dating on the Sphinx, said that the Sphinx enclosure is way old. Yeah, right. He thinks that those things were buried like 20,000 years ago. So, wasn't that the, was it Maori were doing? Who lives on Easter Island? I forget the natives are. They're not Maori, are they? They're Polynesian. There's some kind of Polynesian. I thought they like had a contest of who could make the best one and they all bankrupted themselves. Dude, that was the story going around. That was the story we're told, yeah. And that's not true? No. We do know that they like wiped out their trees and that sucked, but like the reason that I think that it was a, my biggest smoking gun evidence for it being the center of lost civilization back in the day is it's, you guys know what an Axis Mundi is? The navel of the world kind of idea? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought Hawaii was. All right. The vagina of the world. Well, most of your Axis Mundis, all of your other Axis Mundis are in civilization centers. You know, the Oracle at Delhi, the Sacsay, Le Mans. Oh, that's right. Oracle, Delphi is an Axis of Mundi. So is the Wailing Wall. Yo, that's gross. Well, but check this out. Easter Island is the Axis Mundi for the Polynesian people. It is? Yeah. That's their fucking holy land. Just look up Easter Island, Easter Island navel. You just need the word navel and you'll see these four little stones. No, navel like a belly button. Sorry. EO. Yeah, those little, that's, that's their, that's their Axis Mundi. Wow. And again, it's in the far flung corner of the Polynesian empire. But it used to be in the center 10,000 years ago. So, or 12,000 years ago. So anyway, in my opinion, I think this is one of the best bits of smoking gun evidence for, there's no other reason to explain why you would have the center of your culture, you know, off in the fucking butt fuck Egypt corner. Yeah, right. That's interesting. It is insane. We don't know. We don't. We just, that's the most incredible thing is we have really no idea what the fuck got us here. A couple of rich motherfuckers have a little extra idea because they stole all their shit early on. And apparently they want to keep this information from us. And the closest we get is, like, mythology, religion, but. Think about Indiana Jones, what a piece of shit he is. He was. It's like he's sealing artifacts, and they're all. This belongs in a museum! The Smithsonian, yeah. No, it doesn't. It fucking belongs to the people who had it, you fucking. Yeah. Yeah, the Smithsonian's a great example of, you know. I mean, they've got all these things that you can't look at. But why? Because we might turn into Nazis. Oh, yeah, exactly. Do they have, like, a flint-dibble cardboard thing in the Smithsonian that you can't look at? No, I don't think. It's actually funny. Flint's, um. He's what you call a public-facing scientist now. He doesn't really have a job anymore. He's doing just. Yeah, right. Just trying to be an internet guy. If you're trying to be a fucking. Wait, hold on. Scroll up. Sorry, man. More than 99% of the Smithsonian's 147 million-plus specimens are kept in secret, behind-the-scenes vaults, research centers, and warehouses rather than. In public galleries. Why? I mean, I'll tell you something that's even more fucked up. You guys know what NAGPRA is? No. Native American Grace Protection and Repatriation Act. Oh, that's where they try to hide shit through. But check this out. There is one place that is immune to NAGPRA. Add Smithsonian to that. NAGPRA's Smithsonian. Yeah, Smithsonian's above them. All the stuff specifically says, this does not mean Smithsonian. This does not mean Smithsonian. It's legally exempt from NAGPRA. Wow. Go to the Reddit one. So, like. Go to the Reddit thing. We'll go on that. Let's see. Yeah, they're under a different policy that doesn't give the natives strength, the power. That is crazy. Which is why they have piles of this shit still. Now, you guys, this is. But you see these guys. They're apologizing immediately. Whoa, whoa, look. This is correct. This is how it is. It's like, dude. No, the National Museum of the American Indian Act exempts the Smithsonian from NAGPRA. However, they work frequently and easily with tribes to repatriate objects. Well, if you have secret shit that they have no right to, who cares if you do it frequently? What a loophole. You should be doing it all the time, motherfucker. Yeah. This should be obvious to anybody. Yeah. Even a Flint. Don't take a Flint dibble to know that if you have secret shit, you're hiding something. Fuck face. Check this. I'll give you one more real quick because I know we're getting late, but this one's hilarious. You've heard about the giant bones in the Native American mounds, right? Yes. Yeah, the NBA bones. All right, so. But maybe, wait, just because I just found out about this, I think because of him, can you summarize it for everybody? Maybe some people haven't heard about this. Absolutely. Sorry. So the mounds around the Native America, the mounds around America, a lot of them had giant bones. When they would be excavated, they would be reported to be like 6'6", 7'2", 8'0", every once in a blue moon. A lot of these guys were amateurs, but a lot of these guys were trained scientists. Now, this dude comes along named Ailes Heidlicka. He becomes the head of anthropology at the Smithsonian, and he debunks all of these things. But check this shit out. He was a medical scientist. He was a physicist. And he was so into that kind of phrenology, but instead of measuring the bumps on the head, he was into measuring all of the bones. And racial superiority was determined by the length of these different bones. This is a motherfucker who changed from one field to another to prove his racist theory as the guy that comes out and he's like, oh, yeah, these giant bones, they don't exist. Of course a dumb Indian doesn't have bones like us white guys. And the fucking scientists run with it. And even in 1959, a dude that was in charge of the humanities department at the Carnegie Museum excavated a fucking giant, seven foot two skeleton. And they try to debunk it now by. He said that the measurements that he took in the ground indicated an individual that's seven foot two. The debunkers say, oh, well, this is just an in-ground measurement. It's just he measured it seven foot. He fucking said it indicates he's. There's people who are seven foot two. Thank you. It's like. Why is that so. That's an NBA. Because it's a. Holdover from race. It's just like what I was talking earlier about the holdovers from the catastrophism versus gradualism. Okay, wait, okay. I'm an idiot, so let me try to summarize. This guy said that, like, tall people, like, Caucasians are tall, therefore good. Suddenly in these mounds, they're uncovering tall people. Thus fucking up his whole stupid theory. The short king theory. And he makes it his mission to go in and debunk it because then his whole life's work will be out the window. It's racist piece of shit. That's exactly it. That's exactly it. That is crazy. And he was also. Back in those days, he also crucified a number of archaeologists publicly. Or career-wise because he was pushing against. Anybody couldn't have been in the Americas more than 3,000 years ago. So if you pushed for people into the Americas to have been more than 3,000 years ago in 1930, the fucking head of the anthropology department at Smithsonian would fucking tattoo you. It's just like the Clovis First thing. It's just like Clovis First. And all these guys would be like, oh, well, Clovis First was a one-off thing. It's like, no, dude, this is fucking archaeology. Is that what they say? Yes. It's just a scientific. Wait, where was Clovis again? Clovis is New Mexico. But the Clovis First thing basically is the America. The first people that came into America came through the Bering Land Bridge, through Siberia. Oh, that's. 12,000 years ago or so. So there can't be anybody that came here 20,000 years ago. And then we start finding things like those white sands, New Mexico footprints from 30,000 years. And all of a sudden, they're just like all fucked up. And by the way, it's not fantastical. It's not. To say that, no, there's more people here older. Like, that's the part I don't get is why that's such a threat. And it's only political reasons. It's always political reasons. Here's what's really weird about this. Pull up the. You know, remember when they found those tiny little hobbit people? Like, that was okay to talk about. Little people, fine. Big people, no. That never fucking happened. Pull up. Yeah, like, this has been. Like, they found bones of these cuties. Like. Yeah, bones, cuties. They were. I mean, they were. They were hobbits, they called them. Little hobbits. And they, like, were cuties. Some people claim to see them still. You call them mignons. Yeah, little filet mignons. Cuties. Mignon. Mignon. And, yeah, these are cuties. It's okay to talk about the cuties, but you can't talk about the giants or you're a fucking kook. Yeah, that's exactly it. And, again, I think, honestly, I think a lot of this just goes to, like, connection with the Bible. Because there were giants in those days. How about Greek? Fucking mythology that. The Cyclops. What's that shit? Yo, why. Like, dude, you think about the Odyssey controversy of the movie The Odyssey? Yeah. That I'm like. This is the dumbest controversy. I'm not. Well. Oh, you're surprised that they fucking. No, it just felt like one of those culture things they jammed at us to fight over. Like, who gives a fuck? That's exactly what it was. Yeah. Again, nobody. It's the same as the Olympics where they had that weird blue guy that looked like. What's his name from Kill Tony? Yeah. I forget his name, but. But they fucking. Rest in peace. He passed away, unfortunately. No, he didn't, did he? I think he did. Look at the blue guy from Olympics died. I could be wrong. No, not the comic from Kill Tony's a lot. William Montgomery's alive. No, Montgomery's great. No, I think the blue. But there's a blue guy that looked like William Montgomery. The blue guy from the Olympics. From the die. Wizard of Oz poisoning? I think he died. Oh, what a loss. So remember people are going, what is this? But never mind. I could be wrong. He might still be around. I'm sorry if he's still around. I mean, I'm not sorry he's still around. I'm sorry he's not dead. He died of. Go all the way with it. No, you're talking about this guy. Blue motherfucker. No, this guy. This guy was the original Smurf. Go back to the other guy. Not him. That guy was not at the Olympics. That's weird, though. That's sweetie. It's like a version of him. Okay, so anyway, people were complaining about this because it is weird as shit. It's some Jungian cult Dionysus bullshit, but whatever. It's France. They're disgusting. The point is, why would you complain about this if you're Christian because it's the Olympics? The fucking eugenics festival to the giant gods that you would call Nephilim. Why do we even do the Olympics? I don't understand. Everybody thinks these things are somehow compatible things. Oh, yeah, right. And they're not. And they're all the same thing. Everybody's got giants. And what's the other thing they all got? Fucking dragons. Yep. I don't want to incur the wrath of Joy Behar, and I'm not saying this from any kind of, you know, documents that were maybe misfiled in any way that you're not supposed to talk about, but I think dragons are real. Well, I mean, you know, maybe dinosaurs, you know, dragons turn into dinosaurs. Well, what's a plume serpent? A feathered. I mean, pull up pterodactyl. You know, dinosaurs got feathers? Pull up a pterodactyl. Well, you'd look at a. Flying fucking lizard. Dragons. There's one other thing, too, that they all have is that's a flood myth. Almost every culture on the planet has a myth of some great flood, not just like. Now, does a myth mean a. I mean, that's a dragon. Remember in the Me Too era where they would go, the myth of women lying about. Look at that dragon. Look, that's a dragon. Pull that up. That's a myth. And I'm like, do you mean like it's never like Zeus or something? Dragon, duh. That's not a dragon. I mean, obviously, it's not a dragon. It's a pterodactyl, but I'm just saying these things did exist. Yeah, what? Who said they didn't exist? Well, this. If we saw this. Oh, Joy Behar's against these. I would think that was a dragon if I saw it in, like, in the rock or, like, the bones or whatever. Like, that's a fucking dragon. I would think so. It is a dragon. It's a flying lizard. Yeah, right. Look, it's a flying lizard. It's a. Call it whatever you want. That's a fucking dragon, you assholes. Yeah, it's semantics. It's like saying pseudoscience or fake science. Right. The point is to get you in my marketing box. Yeah. Yeah, you'll think like me now. It's a kill box for your mind that I create around you based on authority and, you know, semantical arguments like that. And that's where it really, like, crushes me when they do that shit with science. Like I quote Sagan all the time because of like one quote of his where he says that science is more than a body of knowledge it's a way of skeptically it's a way of thinking a way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding of human fallibility that last part's so fucking important just it's not it's a tool it's something we use but it's like we have to like you have you have to to use it right if you just you can't say i i want to believe and i don't want to believe are the same fucking thing it's just a knee-jerk bullshit do you remember that poster from x-files i want to believe yeah what that's one of the dumbest things i've ever seen to this day i don't understand why what do you mean you want to believe why would you put that are you fucking retarded because my ex is cheating on me and i fucking know it and so i want to believe she's not i just need to distract from my constant cuckoldry is why i want to believe isn't that your other band yeah constant cuckoldry yeah we were playing in uh tel aviv with uh i thought that was a good idea katie lang song constant cuckoldry of um i ate a bad clam and got real sick okay guys i gotta give i'm so sorry this one up thank you so much you're amazing man thank you so much it's so good to talk to you will you come back on sometime yes yes i think if i sum up what dan's getting at is hitler had some good ideas and i think when dibble will agree well not the murder but the ones about i think uh was it like train timeliness can i also have some of his ideas good uh like like you said hitler had some good ideas and everybody has good ideas civilization is actually 600 years old yeah it is it's actually um you know it the whole southern hemisphere is not real got it well i knew that well yeah i mean england's not real clearly we're flat a whole country full of people that are inbred with bad teeth is i mean how they conquer the world this is this is all bullshit this is why you can't blame charles for for uh clearly packing uk with pakistanis because i mean it's a lateral move british let's let's be honest they're called pakistanis what are you fucking supposed to do you pack them right call it well inbred people with bad teeth you're telling me they're not a lot of crossover there of course they're going to be a lot of immigration yeah pack it up pack it in inbreeding in humans occurs when your sister is looking pretty good you guys practice outcess that's weird outcess that's it yo i did not invent that term hold on nick mullen invented that term as far as i know that is great but i've never forgotten it yeah it was for a character we were making a show with todd james his animated show and there's i was going to do the voice of some like gobbled thing that's under undetermined it's in a fantasy setting right we don't know what he is exactly and we just know that they practice they only do he's like ew you guys do outcess and then at the end we find out that he was just greek that's nick mullen's idea don't come at me greeks well thank y'all for tuning in this has been an incredible episode and remember god loves you and you're forgiven if you ask but you gotta ask flint dibbler noob at fortnight bitch it can't even crank 90s mystery boys are so peter's for you endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house