Customer Service Dummies - Episode 253

First of all, first of all, happy black international women's month. All the ladies out there. Felt to my angel. Shout out to my angel. Shout out to all the ladies that listen to our podcast and we appreciate y'all, you know, that's why we got y'all, y'all own merch, y'all own set of merch. And did we make these niggas buy it, too, you see what I'm saying? And then, so speaking of black women's history, I just wanted to go over my favorite tweet from a black woman of all time, which I just recently ran into. A dude tweeted, "A woman will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pat on." And there was a video of a passionate couple making out, "A woman, a black woman resounded." And I never gave a fuck. Hashtag, press that dick on this diaper. And my favorite comment was, "Hear it, Crinkle Hulk." And it's so fucked up, like, as a guy, like, I don't know if you've been there. This flying afraid of a little catch-up. Yeah. Catch-up is so weird for sure. No, no, no. We're not about to talk about running real light, so we can get in the box. So crazy. I just want to put it out there, like, I feel like a lot of people have been in that situation. Like, I've pressed on a pad before. You know what I mean? I feel like everybody's been there forever. You've never just been like, you humping on a woman that you like, and she got a pat on it. I'm still humping on a woman. Let's just humping on a woman. I'm telling you, you got to grind her, man. What you doing? Not a day, give away as the ass smack, you know? Ass smack? Oh, yeah, yeah. You could deadly fill it. Or if your girl usually don't wear them big panties? I thought, well, you got a diaper on baby. A diaper is crazy. No. It just depends on if she shouldn't or not. That's good. Oh, that's not what you're doing. Hello. Hey. The radio is for people who are driving. I'm just going to hear what's going on. I'm going to hear what's going on. I'll drive you. I'll drive you. I'm going to crash on these podcast. Anyway, welcome to crash dummies episode 222.53. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm going back in the past. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Um, live shows, we will be in Atlanta by time this is aired. We Atlanta would already happen. So shout out to Atlanta for y'all coming out. Shout out to you. You still have probably time to buy tickets as well. Brooklyn, we added a new date. New York. We added a new date. New Brooklyn. Yeah. It's in Brooklyn. Raleigh. New date. Toronto. New dates. I'm just talking to the new dates. Well, every other dates crashed on me's live.com. A merch. Merch is going to be restocked. We're going to put the international woman's, um, century t-shirts out again. We might leave them this up to Jean, we're letting Jean decide we're going to leave them live forever. Fuck it. Forever. Because that's how low one of this is. That's how I'm ready to support it. Yeah. Yeah. But if you want my blood on one of the shirts, for me, all of myself, y'all, let us ask you the blood. The CB route t-shirts are going to be available and ready to ship right away. Again, those, uh, the women's history ones, they're going to be like a two week turnaround. So be patient. If you order those, also just to let you know for those that do this to the pot and those that like plan on coming to a live show also, we talked to people more when we know like, oh, this person got a Patreon, this person got some merch and stuff like that. So when we got to meet and greet and you walk up to me and then you, I actually, if you got a Patreon, you ain't got a, you ain't got a shirt and then you'd be like, bro, what's up? I'm going to get the fuck out of my mind. I'm going to get that drink. This is the part of the first year. I didn't realize it was April Fools on, on that first. Yeah. Cause he brought a world lie. So fucking much. The internet is just so like troll, there's all these troll accounts already. So I was like, people are lying like pass it a lot already. So when I see shit on the internet, sometimes I like, I believe there's one, there's one I actually believe. There was a clothing brand that he sold to Nike or something. Oh, Bravis. Yeah, yeah. Bravis got as good with that. I really thought that the ones that gave me is like, I don't know April 1st is coming up. So the best ones are made on May 31st because they're just like, oh shit. Like I think someone said that my niece was having twins and she's like 19 and I was like, what the fuck? Why are we celebrating this shit? Is it? Is it? Do you think people should stop with the fake pregnancy at once? No, because those, those are kind of like the real ones and those are like, I think those are like bulletproof in a sense of only your best friends get to call you out if you're lying or not. Everybody else that's from a distance, they either can't say shit or they have to say congratulations. And everybody know the internet, sues off the comments. You get seven congratulations, the eighth person coming in like, shit. I think someone was saying, this is what it meant a good one for Carrie to put her woman input on. But someone was saying to put a woman input on, but some of us saying that it's kind of insensitive to a woman that can't have kids or like, that birth, birth is kind of like a sensitive topic too to be joking about that you're pregnant when somebody might not be able to get pregnant. Yeah, don't make us take the shirts off the side, don't be like, no, you got come on now, you know, people always, there's always something for that for every joke, some of these jokes that people get offended by like, I'll be on Instagram or TikTok and I'll see somebody complaining in the comments, like, this is so insensitive. How the fuck did this get to your algorithm if you're so sensitive? No dark humor should touch your ship, bro, it should just be the Asian dude that keep predicting wars and shit, bro, he fucked up my time, he got me thinking about the dire situation. He's like, America will lose this war, you know that MD motivator guy, he's on Instagram. So he'll do like the, he'll be 10 that he's homeless and then someone will give him like some money and you ask for money and then he'd be like, oh, then he gives him a car or we met him, right? No. But not Gary V thing. Yeah, that was him. No, he wasn't popular back then. There's another guy that was doing that. Oh, there's another day too. Yeah, they don't know who I'm talking about, but I feel like it's coming to a time where I'm afraid that he might get canceled soon because I feel like when somebody's doing so good on the internet and being like very like humble and giving a lot, someone's going to find something bad about him and cancel him. I feel like just the way the internet moves. Has he done anything? He hasn't. But I just woke up. I just woke up. I just looked at his face and I was like, I just think of a rain bit and look at it. Bro, there's going to be something, bro, I'm telling you, they always find something to cancel you about. They didn't cancel the other dude though, the one that he's still doing it, the dude that like be going up to like homeless families and like getting a story and then end up buying him a car in the house. Yeah, I haven't seen him as much though. I won't lie. He had a very popular one with that black one, man. I'm pretty sure he'd make him videos all the time. I met him though. Yes, you met him. I met him. Yeah, yeah. I didn't give you a car. He asked me to borrow something. I said, nigga, watch out. Bro, you got a dollar for the vendor machine. I was like, yeah, my dollar. Those are my favorite type of pranks. So you ever see those pranks where a guy walks in. So he'll have his friend at the end of the line. Yeah. He'll walk into a gas station. There's four people online. He'll walk to the third person and she'll be like, hey, you got $30 I can put on my tank. And then obviously you got a gas station in the hood, shit not happening. Yeah. Nine times out of ten. No, I don't have it. Then though, he'll ask his friend who's like a set up actor and be like, oh my God, that's what I wanted you to do. Here's $100,000. Yeah. And then they celebrate right in front of the person just turned up. That's my biggest fear. So it is unfair though for those types of situations because sometimes it's like, I might not have $30 to give you. I might have $30 on my account, but like, I might not have it for you. I need this 30. Yes. My other biggest fear is like someone, I win some type of money like that, but the internet shames me into like donating it because because you know what I mean, like we're almost reaching that status where like people assume like, oh, he got a couple hundred dollars in a big account. He might got a mill or something like that. So if I win $10,000, they'd be like, oh, yeah, where you donating that's what they're trying to do. Like, I said that one time with the Mr. Beast team water thing, they're trying to guilt them into like, oh, I donated $300,000. You need to donate more than that because you perceive to make more money than me. What did he donate? I forgot. He donated like a million though. Didn't he? No, it wasn't a million, but it was just something. He donated some amount. I don't even know if he donated or not though, but like they were trying to, I hate the pressure. I remember we were talking about a long time ago. I hate the pressure. Because somebody's, it just be like, some people would be sending me like, go fummy and stuff like that. And there's like, yeah, bro, I'm about to put $50 on here just like I would before. Yeah. Hey, you know me pay for the whole thing. I am not D-Rose, okay. I don't got money like, I think I did some petty shit the other day that just reminded me of like, I didn't round up my total, but then I let them keep the change. I wear it. It was like I had a good will or some shit. It was like, real shit. (laughing) I'm like, I ain't supporting the cause like that. Like, you know, you know what I'm saying? No, Jean, don't her farm in this craze. So the other day, I was like, good will. Jean trying to count the money and they're facing shit. (laughing) You go there, count the bunch of fifties and they didn't get to your ones. (laughing) They see the money go down in real time. Man, shout out to Tiger Woods though. No, Tiger is, he's checking himself into rehab to get some help. Hopefully he can get you dry there. (laughing) No, because that is crazy. He is the meme central, like to say, I just got off the call with a president. It's like, all right, bro, you still, yeah, yeah. Sit in the back of this card, nigga. I actually believe them, 'cause I actually believe like Tiger Woods, a billionaire golfer, right? He might have called the president. A billionaire golfer golfer is like the richest sport ever. That's like for a rich person. And the best person to ever do it who's also a billionaire hits your phone. I don't care if you're a president in the United States, you probably do pick that up. I really believe, I don't believe-- I believe I was Trump, or I believe I was Trump on the other end. No, I don't believe he has Trump's direct line to say you can call him, right? Yeah. I don't believe in that moment he was talking to your president Trump. I think I'll give him the benefit out. He might have tried to call him. (laughing) And then he didn't pick up. (laughing) Just get in the car, I'll ask you out. (laughing) What the horn nigga said? But that is like, it, I don't know. It's a privileged thing, too, to be like, to be getting to that much trouble and it's just like, oh, I'm gonna check into rehab, to get help. Everybody doesn't have that opportunity, too. I love when people find out that like, I say like 70% of cops are some like, I wanna call them lame ass niggas, but they like lame ass niggas when it comes to like, pop culture, and media. Like these people are like, going out every day and like, they're being a cop and they're watching the news. They're not paying attention to what's what. It was like, when Justin Timberlake got pulled over and tried to pull out, I'm just in Timberlake card, and they're like, nigga, who? (laughing) Now, they definitely know who you are. But I think some, even when they know who they are, they aren't obsessed with. No, no. Because I feel like that's part of being a cop. If you're a cop, you feel like everybody should be held, it gets the law the same exact way, equally. Yeah, I think it ex them on a little bit. It makes them treat them like, I know that you're, you think you can get away with anything you want. But Justin was funny too, because he was trying to say, I'm Justin Timberlake without really saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna lie, like if I pull over Justin Timberlake, I'm treating him the same way ever, unless he start dancing and seeing it. (laughing) I'm gonna find her all, like, I don't know. JT would pull both of them back. You can't blow in this breathalyzer, bitch, shit. (laughing) But I get it, though, you're right, though. That's just like anything else. It's like a fucking scout coming to your game. You know this tape is about to make national media, why would I treat you different? Oh, God. Exactly. I gotta arrest you. You know this body. You know this body cam footage is definitely coming out. Brut, you got, you got, they probably reen, like often like JT, like make sure, I don't, especially if anything wrong. But Tiger's situation too, like it was a rolled over vehicle. Like, you're buying yourself. Yeah, so much has to go to jail. (laughing) It's so much has to be. Now he started doing this shit. Now he started doing a dodging call. (laughing) What the fuck? What the fuck is this? They got a one knee, bro. And blew up zeros up a, he didn't blow even anything alcoholic, right? It was all like pills probably. I think where he messed up at, he should've act like he was injured or that he seized up. (laughing) He should've, like got some medical attention because like, if I'm a cop coming to a crash, right? And I know Tiger Woods history. Like, that's a fucked up part about Tiger Woods. Like his break up, his car crashes, all that shit is like etched in stone. Like it was a historic moment. Exactly. So like the cop pulled in the ambulance right away. Yes, the cop already know, bro. He already know yo history. Yeah. You walk up from the crash and you perfectly fine and you move in. So like, if, you're right. If I just saw somebody roll over their vehicle (laughing) and they're walking fine, then you're going to jail. Yeah. I definitely, if I was Tiger, I definitely would've like my back, my knees, something, bro. You would've had to put me in the back of the ambulance. So on that ambulance ride, I would've had the opportunity to like come to and like, you know, come down on whatever the fuck I'm on and then I have a articulate conversation with the body cam on. Cause I think it was sweating, bro. Exactly, bro. And the person you know, you not going to sway their opinion are the fucking, are the fucking cops. Yeah. But the person, the person who's opinion you can sway are the fucking ambulance people. Like, on the way there, just be like, yeah, bro, I see his up, right? (laughing) I see his up. I had a little mini heart attack. Bro, and then he goes in the back of the police car, bro, with a, uh, looking like ET with the ET means, bro. Like legit going through it back there. Why was he screaming like that? No, no, no, no, no, I thought the whole police interaction was AI. I was like, there's no way, but that saw, then saw that they're using AI from the police interaction. I thought this was fake. Some of the shit that she was doing, I said, that's fake. Him like, tweaking out in the back of the police car. I thought that was fake. I thought the president one was fake. (laughing) I think I caught Donald Trump, imagine Donald Trump being on the end of the line after you just rode your shit off. Not us. Now, 'cause you know they're gonna ask, uh, Trump, uh, one of his next press, uh, beans. No, they're not asking Trump shit, no more. You want me to tell you what Trump said this morning? Oh, uh, this is what, I don't like how you keep tweeting on true social, then screenshot the shit from true social and post it on Twitter. And they could just tweet it. Bitch, nigga. (laughing) He said, Tuesday will be power plant day and bridge day. Basically, he's saying, tell it Iran, that we're gonna bomb your power plant and bridge day, all wrapped up in one Iran. There will be nothing like it. Open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards or you'll be living in hell. Just watch. Praise to be a lot, praise be to Allah. President Donald Trump. He said that? Yes. Praise be to Allah. Praise be to Allah on Easter. (laughing) That's crazy. I mean, God was still, he's like being funny, though. That's what I'm saying. He's like, he trolling like that. He's just like the penguin and shit. Yeah. Right. It's like, one of those dudes that like talk shit from behind, from the safest place ever, when it's like actual troops are gonna have boots on the ground. They're gonna have to like deal with this and fight these wars and stuff like that. But that's every president. Well, what was he just talking about that? President's ain't got to do that no more. It was a situation where he was talking about like, how dumb, like, 'cause it used to be like that. The kings and presidents used to actually fight in the war 'cause they used to be like the top general. And now we got people just calling shots and bombing shit and then just hiding behind other people dying. It's crazy, bro. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Just let y'all know my physical ability has dropped. I cannot serve. (laughing) That's when this is when I'm gonna actually mention I'm Nigerian. (laughing) No, just a good Nigerian. I wouldn't even blame you. Shout out to Ty Lou coach for the Clipper. Sorry, ladies, little sports talk, but not too long. Ty Lou, on the spurs, that's what he comment. We couldn't withstand their thrust going to the hole. We couldn't control their penetration. Like, when do you think, like obviously you understand that in basketball, right? We couldn't control. Thrust is very unique word to use. I would say that. Not trippin'? No, you're not trippin'. Thrust is very unique. That's not b-b-b-b-b-okay. Yeah, yeah. I've never heard something like that. I've never heard anybody say that with basketball. Thank you. I try to, like, literally put it in your side. The thrust is crazy, Ty. Thrust is crazy. I've heard that before. Like, you got to penetrate the D. You got to penetrate the D. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard that. That one's like, you just have to accept that one. You gotta suck the D and you got to penetrate the D. (laughing) Try it to tell you what you said. Lots of body think I said the shift was the first time. No, they were trying to give us like the breakdown of pause. Like the historical, like, I'm not saying I didn't start it in New York, but everybody will say something started where they're from, especially back then when it was like. Pause definitely started in New York. There's no way to for sure say that. It got maybe got popular in New York, but there are still people saying pause everywhere. No, pause. I'm still young enough not to be in that, like, with the Cam and Mason. I'm so that they were saying it before I probably was born. Yeah, my thing. But I'm just saying the people always, I'm not saying it's not made in New York. I'm just saying people always say something started in their city because they heard it in their cities. Like, where else would you know that it didn't start from somewhere else if you didn't travel? It's, it's, pause definitely started from New York. That was in percent. I didn't. Listen, I'm not saying, I'm not saying didn't, but I'm just saying, like, how can you prove it? No, guarantee. It's just, I don't think there's any debate about it because like, the first, I had lived a lot of places before I ended up moving to Charlotte. So when I was in Charlotte, there was like, I don't know why it was like a lot of New York kids that move to Charlotte. And I got paused so much that year that like I had to change my whole vocabulary This is like 10th grade. So pauses I've heard I've heard pauses. I was a kid in Chicago So what I'm just saying and I didn't I didn't yes since I was a kid in Chicago. There's been pauses Or there's been like the the no homos as well. Yes, but that's the same isn't that the same thing the No, it's not the same thing. I'm saying now that graduated to not being the same thing But it was the same thing back then we said pauses in Chicago like when I was in high school. Yes, you're right Okay, but I'm just saying I'm not but I can't say I wouldn't say that pauses started in Chicago because I don't know where it started I think they're just talking about the word pause Lots of me a whole bunch of New York niggas like We definitely started that shit You know what I do welcome to crash in these podcasts, man. Yeah, what's up with y'all boys? Yeah, shit. Where are you from? I'm gonna use coach Type shit type shit. You know what you come to any live shows? Hey, just now. I'm gonna see y'all in the 16th bro Okay, but Yeah Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. All right. Yeah. I was team on the 16th for sure. You had a question for you, bro What's up, Pat? Okay, what's something you're fed up with? so I'm fed up with women using me for a free meal. How do you know they're using me for a free meal? So I won't say it's probably happened in the past, but it just happened last week and This is a woman that hit me up first like found me on Instagram. I'm like cool. Okay, but when we get to Texas for like a few days I schedule you fill me a little date prior to the date. We wasn't really Texas but the day comes around when my pick her up. You have a great time We go to this low interactive kind of Sport y'all know how like the goal Like top off don't worry. You good. All right. No, not top goal, but like the the simulation the goal simulator Yeah, so it's a spot around where I stay at it's like they have that, but they have like other sports like baseball archery Like a real fun time, right? Yeah, we get to know each other. We we playing games having a great time Leave we get some food Still a great time getting to know each other. I Take her back to her car on the way there. She like oh, like when am I gonna see you again? And my head I'm like damn okay, a woman taking initiative in 2026 This is a busing in disguise. I'm like we'll figure it out. She like okay, cool. She get out the car She's like we're gonna figure it out ride one seal again. I'm like, yeah, like we really will That was the last time she talked to me It's gonna be did you sit and hurt anything? What have you touched her sense? So actually the next day she was getting here to she sent me a picture. I'm gonna. Oh, you look real good. Okay, what you doing? No response I kind of let it rock because I feel like anybody everybody makes time for what they want I'm like she want to text back. She might be busy I'm gonna let you know you you already dropped the ball, but that's if you might have missed that sign because you didn't want to see that sign But it was a reason why she sent you her hair No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she got her hair done. The hair was done. I said, oh, what did it look like? And then she sent the picture. Yeah No, no, listen, listen, Pat Pat Pat Pat if you're saying that I'm supposed to ask her how much it was Bigger I'm not saying no, I'm definitely not telling you that but I'm just saying that's why that's why she ain't hit you back What do you think your name is saved that as in her phone? I don't think my numbers say bro. I'm not saying neither. All right What do you mean when we talking about bro? It's We went out like it's a date. Okay. We go on another date cool Listen after the date the next day we chat for a little bit mid-day I'm like, okay, like what you doing cuz I was I was going out of state She ain't respond. I'm like, okay cool next day no response cool third day no response cool been on the fourth day. I'm like Some off so I call her a key latch. I'm at work. I'm gonna hit you when I get out And she never did so I'm like damn Hope she enjoyed a free meal. This is having multiple times Bro if it happens more than twice. It's it's just that. It's it's too common. She can't even you might not just been a vibe that day Yeah, you I think you think the conversation is a way better. Yeah, really you might be giving you something ready What's credit? All right, I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you what I really I really feel like it was a great date number one I ain't gonna do my own horn. I'm a great vibe. Like it don't matter who I'm with you know me don't know me I'm a great time. But listen the girl was very affectionate Right by that. I mean like I Would say like my love is my typical touch, but on for first date someone you just mad you don't really want to do too much for them to be comfortable But she was overly comfortable which I didn't I didn't mind like she was very affection like touching me hugging me like come really to you She said that's you. If you were here, let me give you a hug Bro, yeah, bro, like you come here like you didn't like did y'all kiss? Yeah, she initiated like Stop look Do that she literally gave you no, she literally gave you a test run. She like see if you could kiss She seen if you was a vibe. She had a conversation with you and she left the date like man this nigga kiss Like he's still in fucking middle school Or like you said she used you for a free meal, but Exactly I've heard of I've heard of the situations to I've heard the situations to when the one my friends Who's like be like a the girl using for a free meal and it's like less effort that was put into the actual dinner You can tell from the from the get go that she was just here from the free meal during the date You sounded like you guys are actually have a good time and it might not just been the vibe Bro, I'm saying a great time like she's asking like when am I gonna see you again. Yeah, she might do You know what I Three time how many times did she initiate it? Twice the first time She was obviously Okay, she initiated a kiss twice. I'm saying like I rarely hear of that I'm gonna just put it out there if a girl initiates a kiss twice She wants you to probably do it double the times that she did it. She's not just initiating the shit in this one her time So for you to only do it one time you just showed her like she probably like this not the type of dude I My assessment is you could be right that she did probably use you for a meal, right, but I guess what I'm trying to say is that If she was already using you from a free meal, I don't think the effort. She's already there She's already gonna get a free meal no matter what she does in that date So I don't think she would have to put in the type of effort for the free meal that you you know It was actual five. I I agree. I hundred percent agreed pet. I ain't gonna like you I thought you region I'm gonna give you I honestly believe that your conversation was a vibe That's how I think she got to the kissing part I don't think she would like initially kiss you and then be like oh His vibe is off so I think your vibe was on and then she went to the physical part of things and said Bam this dude ain't aggressive enough and he can't kiss It really could be That's what John said last time - he said he was good in the West Yeah, I'm gonna see you on the 16th. Yeah. All right brown. See you bro. Hello. What's the word good? This is cool. All right, we from bro DC DC you coming to the Baltimore show. I am yeah, actually me my girl coming. Hey turn up Um, I got a question for you. What's something that you're fed up with people with office jobs making Stupid ass stories to get out of work when they could just say that they're not feeling well [BLANK_AUDIO] (laughs) Like what? Just 'cause like, okay. People will talk about cars, people will talk about whatever it is and the word "peed excuses" and all that. But in reality, like, I don't know, it's giving, it's giving like, grade school is giving like excuses for why you didn't turn in your homework. - Don't you feel like people are saving their, I'm not feeling well-card for the time they actually need it? - I hear what you're saying, but like, I don't know, to me, you can do it like pretty often. Like I feel like all the time I do it. Like if I wanna get off in the afternoon or whatever, I just did that today, like just 'cause my girl's birthday was yesterday and she wants to play contest. So I said I wasn't feeling well. And here we are outside. - I'm not gonna lie. I actually will, like, if I was like a CEO, which I am, but if I was like a CEO and I had employees and they just say, like, I didn't do it because I'm not feeling well, I feel like that is more respectable. Instead of like, oh, I can't do it. My car broke down and it's the third time you use this excuse. Like bro, go get a fucking new car. You should piss me off. - Because you the reason I don't have one though. - Baby more, baby more. - I think I can do more shit, I think. (laughing) - Oh, what's your message to those people then? - I don't know, like if you're working an obvious job, like you're probably not working for yourself. Like it's not that serious. Obviously, like, do your shit, keep your job. Do what you gotta do. Like, obviously I do. I'm not about to lose my job. But like, I don't know. Just do your own shit sometimes. Like, you gotta give yourself some time. Give yourself some space. - That's a good message, man. Sound like a snitch, Shamito. (laughing) Look at the work, snitch, on a boat. (laughing) - A little bit worse. - He come to people to do cool like, man, I was a long-ass, break-checked, Johnny. (laughing) - Was that your 15, or your 30? (laughing) - Are you working until 6 today? 'Cause you came in at 10, so I just, (laughing) - I'm just about to dig it right into the door. (laughing) - Just trying to figure it out, man. I don't know if you're doing the ball, so we're getting off early today. I don't get it. (laughing) - All right, bro. How you going through a fucking? - All right, all right, run it to me. - All right, appreciate it. (laughing) - Yeah, what's going on? - What to do, what to do? - And that must, I must, it's falling around. - Okay. I got a question for you. - Yeah. What's something you're fed up with? - I am fed up with dead beats, dead, who thinks they can come around. After 13 years, no calls, no birthday calls, no graduation show of, thinking they can come in with arms wide open, asking for a kiss. And thinking they're welcome back. - I'm saying kiss. - That sounds kind of personal. - This sounds very personal. - Like, it does, all right, let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something about my dad. I do left me when I was three. I also did do last time in the back of a window from a car waving goodbye, let alone, that was the last time I'll see the dude in 11 years. And then after that, I met him like 11 years afterwards with that event. I saw that dude for an hour and didn't see him again for another three years. - That's not. - Like. - And that dude, like, what is that? - No, go ahead. - All right, and then that dude cheers like, tends to lecture me about my life and how, and that dude doesn't even part of my life. How does that dude know what I'm doing, what I'm not doing? - What's one of the lectures he gave you? - He was like, stay in school, don't do drugs. That dude was a, a game banger, what I'm talking about. - But like, maybe he's speaking from experience, like he trying to like, make sure you don't go down the same path he went. - Well, I think it was not in my life, man. I don't even know what path he took throughout those years. You're feeling me like, how you better tell me something, not to do when you did it yourself, but I'm not even in there to see what you're doing. That makes no sense. - Well, he wasn't part of the process. - I really, what's your relationship with them? - No, no, no, I do text me, I don't have an answer. - What's your message doing though? - You're lucky, bro, my mom made me pay no tiles for 18 years, so one time you gave me money, was a hundred bucks in a hat. - What type of hat? - And that's, it was just New York niggs hat. - I asked Dean, are you from New York? - No, bro, I'm from Ohio. And also, fuck y'all, y'all chose Cleveland, bro. - Why all the up in Cleveland? - Is that far? Where are you at? - I'm in, I'm in like the day in Cincinnati area, and it's like a five hour car ride, I love y'all. I'm not driving though, five hours. - I'm just gonna see you two podcasts. - Oh, I think I fucked up, I got, oh, my fault. What'd you do for a living? - Yeah, I'm in school right now, I'm a firefighter and EMT and training, so I'm doing that. So if you only need to get a little soaked, let me know. - Pause, what's your dad do for a living? - No, that dude does, you know when people from Best Buy install like the washing machines and whatnot. - Yeah. - He does that. - That's not bad job. - That's respectable. Hey, man. - Does he have any other kids? - Yeah, it's three other kids he takes care of instead of his only son. - Oh, all three daughters? - Yeah. - What they do, they success for or they what? - No, they're all in civil school. - Is the daughters with a different mom? - They all have different moms. - No, okay, so you just probably don't want your mom. - No, you don't want your mom. He tried to again, but he tried like three different times. But I think I think my mom took the hey when she left her, I mean, for another girl and nicked my mom for 2K and never showed up. - Yeah, all right, man. - Well, I'm glad you, what are you at, bro? You doing a lot of just things? - Say it's cool, man, keep saving people. - Yeah, I know. - And I need y'all to come to like close your in, bro. And come to show, man, like come to Columbus since an adier is on, man. - It's a good Cleveland, bro. - No, we got you, brother. - All right, I appreciate y'all. Y'all have a great one then. - That's you, man. - What do you do? - What do you do? - What's the word, brother? - That shit's chilling like a villain to keep on killing. - Okay, okay. - Hey, you got a little rhyme down and shit. That shit's something like it been passed down through generations like your uncle's used to say this. - Hey, yeah, I heard this. It's my drag gang name. - I'm already hit. I'm already hit. - What up? - What's something you're fed up with? - My niggas paking that funk. - What's your definition of funk? - Say word. (laughing) - Holy shit, I'm joking. Niggas paking the funk. - No, it's like, when I was funk to me, it's like, it's really on some funk shit. Like, you really flex and then you got that money or you really got it like that and you really funky. You really get into that shit. But a couple days later, Niggas wanted Niggas wanted to text me going like, "Hey, what's calling you got a couple dollars on cash?" "I need it, I'm trying to get a black and a song shit." But it's like, "Niggas, I just think you posted it "with straight fiddings and honey, it's also like, "Fuck, it's me, Thomas." - Niggas lost it at the dice game, you know how it goes? (laughing) - I didn't think that was gonna happen. - I said cash for that person. - Black and mild is crazy. - No, that's like scum shit. Like, those docks of shells at CVS, Niggas. Like, do some work. - 'Cause how much are black? - Man, these niggas don't do one at work for real. - Nah, these niggas, I can't believe that shit. - Who are you talking about that night? - Is it pressure? - Yeah, it's definitely pressure. - My name is, I ain't gonna like, in this city, I ain't gonna like, it's really, you can really. - What city is this? - Like what that shit's called, a lot of mentions. - Oh shit. - Come on, now don't get us in trouble now. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's y'all, hey, that's y'all that y'all talk bad about this shit. - Nah, I never talk good about it. - I was just saying about the LeBron shit. - Y'all ever LeBron said? - Hey, nah, fuck that nigga, hey, oh god, fuck that nigga LeBron. - But you just said, "There, bro." (laughing) - Nah, bro, 'cause it's like, nah, it's cool, it's cool. Nah, it's cool when my fuck is in the city talking about the city, 'cause it's like shit, you know, - Nah, that's okay. - But it's like, bro, y'all bitch says, you don't need to be out here tight, she's like, you're really don't need. Nah, fuck out of here, bro. - What's your message to LeBron, bro? (laughing) - Nah, look, Brian, I'll fuck with you, bro. But if I see you, if I see you out here, my nigga, I ain't gonna lie. That's your rags, bro, I ain't gonna lie, that's your dick. (laughing) - Ray, you can't threaten the key, bro. You bet that that's not gonna happen. - Nah, bro, I watch this part, bro. - Alright, y'all. - Yeah, bro. - Alright. - Alright, love y'all, man. - Alright, see you, bro. (laughing) - Hi, this is Sam. - Hello, Sam, how's it going? I just saw your DM right now, so you had something to say about us canceling the Birmingham show. - Yes, oh my god, I was looking forward to it. Like, I've been going through it. This has literally been the worst year ever. And the civil line is gonna be coming to y'all show. - Yeah, shit, you was counting on us, that's fast. (laughing) - What's been going on in your room? - I'm back to jump off the bridge. - Nah, nah, nah, no, no, do that. - You cut that line of those, not that far. - Make sure you cash, I mean, what's left in your bank account before you jump. (laughing) Nah, don't be selfish. No for real, no, what happened in your life? That you needed a silver lining. - So my aunt that I was really, really close with, passed away, but it was in December. And so she went on hospice and I became like a caretaker. So I just kind of watched her fade away. It's definitely really difficult for me. But like two weeks ago, I got fired from my fucking job. It's a lot going on. I think it's about to put in my booty wasn't shit on me. - You got enough, I got to buy you an evil eye. You got enough to make it to Atlanta. You got enough money to make it to Atlanta or Nashville? - Oh my God, why are you saying I'm broke? I never said it. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - I'm asking because we gonna give you a free ticket to the show to Atlanta Nashville show. - Okay, and y'all gonna cover like travel and the hotel minority. - I'm not gonna give you a free ticket. We can matter of fact, just let us know if you can make it to any of the shows left except-- - I don't have a job, I'm like, hella available. - Okay. - I'm far as Atlanta. Atlanta's like what, an hour and a half? - Two hours, two and a half hours. - Yeah, if you make that drive, we'll put you on a list, VIP. You just walk right in. - Awesome. So who do I need to give my information to? - Y'all are finally quick to say, though. - Just DM, just DMG and send about your info and we'll get you added to a list. - Yeah, we got you. - Okay, and hotel and gas and all it is, you right? (laughing) - What do you say, y'all, we got you free meet and greet. Let's do-- - I was just, gas as well, like 50 bucks. - Yes, it's getting ridiculous and y'all know I don't have a job. - We got low key dish out. - I'm not paying for a state, but I will give you 50 bucks for a guy. - If she comes, competes and-- - Oh, you got to do karaoke when you get there. We gonna do karaoke at the show and we'll pay you 50 bucks. - Okay, I'm not, I'm not a shop person, but why do y'all cancel the show because of the slow ticket sales? - Yeah, slow ticket sales. And because I know y'all do things a week of, but that doesn't benefit us, that the ticket's legit would go half off and then we would probably go there, make like $300, $500 or some shit. That's why they wait until we go, no. - Yeah, so-- - Y'all cancel that shit like three weeks ago, though. Like, it ain't even going-- - Yeah, you know, come on now. - It's just the way the other tickets are moving, it was just very irregular, so-- - Yeah, like, all the other ones, shout out to like, 150, 200 right away, as soon as we release the link, Birmingham jumped up to eight. (laughing) Like, come on now. Like, we like, Birmingham, we'll try again, maybe like a year or something, we'll try again, but-- - We just might not have that much motion there, it's fine. - Yeah, it's just you, maybe. - No, it's okay, 'cause like, if y'all know me, that's enough, like, I'll get the word out. I actually need two tickets, let me bring someone with me. - Yeah, you bring somebody, yeah, good. - We got you with two tickets. - Okay, so, out DM, Jean, and then-- - What I mean, when you-- - Can I make the pie? - Yeah, you make it a pie. But that mean you don't need no fucking gas money, 'cause you need to be getting on that other person. - Yeah. - Y'all need to-- - Don't tell me what the fuck I need. At the end, I just press my word, I'm standing on a bridge. I just don't need no fucking gas money. - No, no, no, no, no, come to the show. - Don't show. - But you have to come to the show. We're not gonna give you the money, the $50 for gas before you come to the show. - We'll reimburse you. - Yeah, yeah. - That's cool. - And we go see you at the show. You can press it, it's like, we not going nowhere. Come on now. - Will they be taking for a weapon? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, you guys. - All right, you have a good one. - Thanks, you man. - Bye. - What do you do, what do you do? - Nothing much, thanks for having me back, thanks for having me back. - Back, okay, I never knew you were on the pod, but again, we never know. - Second time, second time. - All right, what's something that you're fed up with? - So I work at a car dealership, so I'm on the phone all day, and I'm just fed up with people calling, asking the dumbest questions. - What would be a dumb question? - For instance, before y'all even call, customer call from Alabama, and I'm in Michigan, and he asked, if one of our trucks had all-wheel drive, he said he's looking on the website, gave me to Vin, and he read, it says AWD, is that front wheeler all-wheel? I was like, sir, that's all-wheel drive. He's like, but I don't see it. I'm like, sir, AWD, all-wheel drive, and it just, it pisses me off, all day they calling, asking these dumb questions. And it's simply the older folks. - What's another dumb question you got? - Had a customer call once asked about an electric vehicle of the Hummer, and they said, if it's electric, what's the Mahlisbury-Gallon? I was like, there is no Mahlisbury-Gallon, it's electric. So how do you fill it up? I explain them again, it's electric. It was like, so where do I go get the electricity from? Where do I get the electricity from? I said, you can either charge it at a station, or you're gonna add home one. They said, so do you all sell to add home station? I said, no, we sell to car. I'm just, I'm getting fed up with these people. - Hey, listen, it's ridiculous. Hey, y'all sell it, if y'all sell it, like, if y'all sell electric vehicles, I would probably ask too, like, do you get the station to? Then, what said, do you live in that people were asking these type of questions? - You said Alabama or something. - Alabama, okay. - No, no, they call it from Alabama. - Oh, you miss him, I stay in Michigan. - Yeah. - Where are you from? - I was born in Detroit, I work in Redford. - Okay, you come to the live show? - I am, yeah, I'm this next page, so I can get a ticket. - Okay, that's a bad, that's a bad. One more dumb thing that somebody asked you, 'cause that last one was a little iffy. - Okay, let's see, probably on one of our used cars, we have a Dodge Durango here. They were asking why it doesn't it display the Ram badge? They were thinking that it was still like Dodge Ram, like it was back in the day. Again, an older customer. So I'm telling them like, oh yeah, they branched off now, so it's Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, and then Ram. He was like, so is this a phony? Why is there no Ram badge? I was like, like, sir, I just explained it to you. It's, they're separate now. And I was just, he asked that question probably three times during my test drive. I was so fed up, I was like, man. Can we just put a Ram badge on it? No, I said, if I put a Ram badge on it, will you buy it? - He was like, but then it's not real, is it? - I was like, you know what I'm talking about? You got the bro. - All right, all right bro, all right bro, you have a good one. - Y'all two man, peace. - All right, peace. - Somebody tweeted and they put in quotation marks, these kids different, say every generation, once they were no longer kids. - That is true. - I still think these kids different, though. (laughs) - I literally just saw a video. Like, I, one of my places are near like a shopping mall. These kids got together for a meetup, over like five or 600 and fought. - Yeah. - And like, okay, okay. - It's a team takeover. It's going on everywhere right now in America. - And I want to. - No, it's just like people are doing different team takeovers. And like, there's one in New York, there's one in Diff and any other state too. - And I don't want to say this generation in too crazy. I've like, I've done that when I was younger. Like, we used to meet up at the movies. - Yeah. - I literally, like one of the most famous fights of my city growing up for my generation was that somebody fought during, what's the, the movie with Chris Brown in it? - Stump the yard. - Stump the yard. Somebody fought during the premiere of Stump the Yard and the braw started directly after Chris Brown died. - Yeah. - That's the beginning of the movie. - Yes, exactly. And it was literally because Chris Brown died. I think somebody got up and says some shit and it just started the fight. - Yeah. - And he's just like, we used to meet up at places. But these little niggas found that culverse. - Yeah. - It's like, you know what I mean? Like, he niggas found that, you're niggas finding in front of Arby's niggas. Where's the meets? - I think. I think too, it's interesting because it's like, I saw another, there was like another meetup, right? Team take over meetup with lime scooters. And it's just interesting because it's like, we're meeting up with no objective. Like, we're gonna get these scooters and we have no objective where we're going, what's gonna happen, who's gonna be there? We're just showing up. - Yeah, man. - Anyone, I was a younger. It was always like, who's gonna be their type of thing? And I was like, there was some place I wouldn't go because I'm like, I don't wanna be there with this person. These kids do not care. I think the internet, back when we were younger. - Back at our date. If we're gonna do like a meetup like that, it would have to be word of mouth. And it's, word of mouth takes a little bit longer to kind of spread, especially if you like, planted the morning of school, right? Are we gonna meet at the mall after school, right? Boom. This is like, niggas are making an Instagram poll, so you're gonna have thousands of people. - They make pages. - They make pages. - Literally, bruh. (laughing) Especially around Milwaukee, it seems. I think maybe three pages to post something and they'll get almost every kid in the city. - And it takes 12 minutes to get everywhere here. (laughing) - This shit, I'm not gonna lie. If you have a sibling, a low cousin, niece, nephew, that's around like the teenage years, take them in this summer. - Do something. - Yeah, do something for sure. - Do something, take them on a trip. Four days, show them that it's something other. Give them another thrill, then riding around a city, not doing nothing, lord or in front of a bee. - I know this makes me feel like umks now. She'll be looking at my window and she's like, (laughing) - Now I get it, I get it though, because I just don't think there's a lot of people. of activities for especially kids in the inner city. I don't, I think a lot of the activities are being taken away. Like growing up for me was just like sports was a big thing. Like I played baseball, basketball, football. Like all year round there's always a different sports. In the summer we did like the summer camps from like nine to four. So it was like something to always do. And especially in like some cities, I feel like there's nothing to do. Why are you laughing? 'Cause I just, I just thought of a funniest concept. Like this might be speech and a rain summer. Like what do you mean? Like you might have to like round up a bunch of kids. And it's like rated outside and then you give it a speech. Like we gotta be better like some football game. Like to be over real soon. Jay, what's your GVA? 1.9. Niggas is stupid. You're not dickhead. (laughing) I think more reckless stuff though. Like anybody from Chicago would know this. We had Chicago Park Districts. So there was always a reckless. There was a fall wreck league and a summer wreck league. And there was always basketball. And they did the drafts and stuff like that. And they made it fun. I don't think there's enough of that. It's like either you're playing high school or AAU. But we had that other in-between thing of just like just normal city park wreck league. But I'm not gonna lie, like it's fucked up because I think these kids are outside more doing shit more because shit is boring around here. It is. Because like I think about like what? Like we grew up with in like a basketball rim was enough to occupy us for like three or four hours. A basketball rim and some dice. Right? That's the whole day. You know what I'm saying? These like, I'm looking around like some of the cities I look around, like you look at a restaurant here. Like it's so many restaurants opening. Like like, bro, like these kids ain't got shit to do. It's like, of course they're trying to get crab legs. (laughing) It's the first one that opened this week. I saw a tweet saying me thinking of different reasons and why this person is calling me before I answer the call. (laughing) It's like somebody's calling you, you see their calling, like why would this person be calling me? And you're thinking about that before you pick up or you don't pick up? Like did I forget something? Yeah, there's certain people that call you who's like, why is this person calling me? I know. Like it's not a text, a call. A call is crazy. Does that go with Donald Trump was thinking? (laughing) Like what's the flip? Yeah, yeah. (laughing) What's up Tiger? Yeah, you should have a dude, but you can get back in that police car. (laughing) You'll be at war right now, but I'll talk to you later. Really, just go ahead and take that time. Did y'all ever have that though? When somebody's like, it's calling you and you don't know why this person is calling. You're not on call basis with this person to have a conversation. Is only person that can shock me like that is a woman? Yes, that's true. That's like. Do it too sometimes. No, usually it's like. Dude, for me, if somebody I don't talk to you like that and know they're calling me, never really talk to 'em on the phone, they're asking me for something. That's how I assume the nigga broke. (laughing) The nigga got to be broke. (laughing) Why is the nigga having this three class with freshman year college calling me? Gotta be broke. There's no reason he should be calling me unless you're broke, bro. And I can't do it, man. But a girl is like a rent, especially if it's like, a girl you never talk to on the phone is like, why are you calling me now? That's some, come on now. I'm in the car with my girl too, and you're calling me right now? Like what? Man. (laughing) Can you have to pick up? Yeah, 'cause then she go, why are you not answering? Yeah. Who is do not answering? (laughing) Oh, wow. Maybe we should follow and stretch this thing? (laughing) You've never followed the rules, it's all a sin. 'Cause especially if it's a girl you don't talk to all the time, or at all. (laughing) (laughing) Especially if we should follow it, it's just a sin. Especially if it's a girl that you had like, limited interaction with, you probably saved your name as blank, blank name, whatever, plus where you know her from, 'cause it's not somebody you talk to all the time. Oh yeah, so now it's a lot of explaining to do. When the fuck were you in Cancun? (laughing) Who is Destiny Cancun? Like, what? What the fuck? You went to Cancun? Who the fuck is Terry from Diamond City? (laughing) Just Diamond City is like a Walmart now, so. (laughing) So, grab man, GTA RP. So Diamond City is a strip club. Yeah, they named it after real strip club, but it's a strip club in GTA. (laughing) Oh yes, I'll pack my clothes. (laughing) Yeah, look at the key on the table, I got it, I get it. It just makes you have unnecessary conversations. 'Cause it could be, honestly, it could be nothing, right? And usually the case, I feel like with a lot of do's, it might be nothing, but I haven't to explain that nothing. And you might even forget, like, small details of that, your interaction, so now you kind of sound like your line, because now you're kind of like going back and forth. Like, no, I met her here, actually, I met her here. Oh, actually, some of this, and it's like, now your story's kind of get convoluted. No, the fuck that part is, like, usually women, they do a really good job of making it seem like you have the lost touch. (laughing) So they'll call you and they're like, hey, you're just like, hey, wait, why you say, hey, like, why aren't you doing, like, the, like, exploratory, hey, like, hi, you know what I mean? They'd be like, hey, what's up, big man? I was like, what are you doing? Though, she used to call me, big man to call it anything. Especially the call, you gotta call it. I just call it, nigga, shrunk. (laughing) And especially if your driving is in the car, right? I know every dude has done this. Their face, your legit, you act like you don't even see it. (laughing) This is everybody's face when they're driving. (laughing) (laughing) Nigga, I have to, you look awkward because you're trying to act too normal. (laughing) That one time I swiped the such notification so fast, I was looking for the time, what time is it? (laughing) But the thing, I do, it was a past relationship. That day was like, I hit the end button too fast. It was just like out of like muscle memory. It was just like, boom. - You followed it. (laughing) - You don't know what that shit means. - The best thing I do is press talk and press in. - What? - Because it kind of fucked them up. It was just like, yeah, I don't want them to leave a voicemail, it was just like. (laughing) Who is that? It was just like, I don't even wanna talk about it. I just don't want them on my line. I'll tell you about it later after I think about it. (laughing) - Oh good, this to be saying, "Niggas be such haters, you can win the lottery "and the nigga be talking about." But after Texas, he's like. (laughing) - No, I think that's like, that's fun hate though. 'Cause I have to hate like that. I will hate somebody's like, want a billion dollars or some shit of the lottery. I'll be hating because it's not me, I'm gonna be real. It's not me, so I'm gonna find a way like, all he probably gonna be broken like five years. You know people that win the lottery, they always go broke. It's like, I love that percentage. I used to have it in the back of my head. But it's just like, I think my hate thing is I think the lottery is a conspiracy. I don't think like, our government will hand out random money to a random person. I feel like you got a fall under some tier. - Yeah. - Who bought this ticket? - Yeah. - Is it the person that secretly wants a government to burn down? We're not about to let this nigga win a hundred billion dollars. Like I'm saying. - Oh, I feel it. - We'll check this nigga hard right now. (laughing) That's fun hate though. - Okay, somebody said I hate when white people randomly get a black sentence when they talk to you. - There's some people that do that. - See, I don't, I can't tell people where they from. - You know, there's two, but there are some people that do like the, they'll add a little twang to the, or just say certain words, or certain phrases. It's just like, all right bro, that's not in your everyday vocabulary. - No, I heard a white dude say, he asked me, he was like, what could I say? - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) (laughing) - Do you think you muck or something? (laughing) This tweet say, mom, am I adopted? The mom responded, if we had to adopt, why would we choose you? (laughing) - That's real though. - Not that so real, bro. Like, bro, if you ever think you adopted, like the only people that should, like everything they adopted are talented people. - Oh my gosh. - No, for real, like if you think you're adopted, - But how do you know what age you're talented? - No, I'm saying, the people that should be questioning, if like, if you're six, 10 in the NBA right now, and you got a really, really good life, then yes, you need to like, see if you're adopted, 'cause they might have seen you at like, three, and be like, in the four foot tall, they're three, I don't know, I don't know what's the tall three, bro. (laughing) But I'm just saying, like, if you like, burn out, and you still stay with your parents at 26, and you walk your dusty ass up to them basement stairs, and say, mom, dad, am I adopted, like, no, nigga? - Go adopt a job on the good. (laughing) - Go adopt a carrier. (laughing) - Not carrier. (laughing) - No, I'm gonna talk to you all past looking for. - Oh, pause, please. - Why is that pause I said, I'm gonna talk to you. I'm just trying to fill in the death silence right now. - Oh yeah. - How y'all doing though? Like, I was like, happy Easter. - Was the next supposed to praise after that? - I mean, they said happy Easter back to me. - Stop hating, bro. - I'm up with the tweet of the week right now. - I got the tweet of the week right now. - Oh, you ready? - All right, come on, let's go. - No, finish your speech. - No, it's okay, they're good. - Y'all good? - I feel like you need to at least tell and give them. - Y'all good? - I know, it's all right, shit. - Shit happens. - We got this. (laughing) - You talk to them, they're good. - That's a very evergreen saying. Y'all good? Yeah, shit happens. - Okay. - Type shit. - I got you. - Yeah, type shit. - Somebody tweeted, posting a receipt to show that you spend money gotta be top five. of cornyest things you could do. - Yeah, I feel like. It's always interesting. I see sometimes people go to like a, they'll go to a Chanel or one of these high-end stores and they'll post like how much they spend in the store. And I'm like, I get it, but it's like, you can just post the bag. Like we know like it's expensive, or you're in there, like it's expensive. Like the price you spent on is, it's really irrelevant, I feel like. Yeah, to me, that's like an excitement thing, no. I don't really mind that. 'Cause I don't think, yeah. It got to be for them. They must have thought like, man, my rent used to be this or my mom used to like work for this for six months and I'm spending it in the store. - Yeah, that's it. - It's like an investment in stocks, man. (laughing) You do what you want with your money. The only, but in real life, I think the only receipts that should be taken a picture of are the ones that are very cheap. Like, I think it's like very like brag worthy. Like, okay, you took a picture of your plate, right? You took a picture of you, even with five people, you take a picture of all the plates and drinks. And then you show me the receipt, and let's just say $37, and then you got the plug emoji at the top. Like, that's fire to me, like, damn, you got the plug. You got all that shit for cheap. I don't wanna see you, like, you show me a receipt and tell me that you spent, you know, $1,000 and it's only two of y'all eating states. I think you're niggas or idiots. (laughing) I see the receipts stuff too, when people do the group tables, and then they'll like do the card roulette, and they'll like take a picture and like, all this person have to pay $1,000. Sometimes you see people's like receipts and be like, $8,000 for dinner. I'm like, bro, what did y'all get? - That's what I'm saying. As soon as you leave the restaurant. - It'd be the drinks that get them though. - Like, $8,000, the whole bottle. - The whole bottle, that's what they get. That's what gets them. This is like, bro. - $8,000 for dinner, like, bro, I'm eating that shit twice. (laughing) - I might poop and it's a no-buck. (laughing) (laughing) - Honestly, I think the most I've ever spent on like, a dinner, maybe like, $400, but it was like a big group as well. - I spent like, $600, but it was like. - The humongous group. - Yeah. - We spent the thousand for our birthday for everybody. - I guess that is probably like the life. - Yeah, that's the biggest one. - Thousand, thousand for some pizza too. - Yeah, five pizza. - But that's, I feel like that's different. That's like a business. - That's a business fence, and we were trying to like, we had a company, we were also a host in the birthday party. - We did take a picture of the receipt at that point though. Oh, I actually did take a picture of it. So, I could use it for taxes. - Yeah. (laughing) - But it wasn't business, it didn't though. It wasn't a birthday period. (laughing) - Arar, come on man, you know what they do. (laughing) - You're gonna say that man. - So, what do you think about, I don't think we ever talked about the Chris Brown situation, where, I don't know if she was there with her man or a guy that she brought to the concert. Basically, it was a girl going on concert. Let's just stick to that, what we know is the fact. It was a girl going on stage and getting serenaded by Chris Brown and getting kissed on. So, and we've seen this in the past where women or men can get on stage, depending on like who's performing and get serenaded by the artist. And then people always wonder, does that person have a significant other at home and is this okay? And I've been in a relationship or a situation where the person is obsessive over a male artist. And I always thought of that as the same as like, you being obsessive as the next-door neighbor. - Yeah. - Because if you were this obsessive over him and it's like not the like, it's a different type of obsession 'cause some people like obsess over the music. - Yeah. - And they can separate it. I love this song, I'm listening to this song. But you know when it start to get a little crazy. - Yeah, yeah. - You follow him, okay, you repost it every outfit. And there's one girl that can't repost it even now. But like, I've been telling you, I've been posting it again in a suit. Like, but no, but for real, but then you'll see that. And then you know like, that person's probably also in a relationship and that person that they're in a relationship with. Except that thing is like a normality. Only because they think their partner is out of range for that artist. Until that they get in range. And like, if they're obsessed and they're gonna eventually get to a event with that person, you've gotta hope they're not trying to fuck. - Oh yeah, at that video, I would like to hope, I would like to think that girl's not in relationship and kissing Chris Brown on stage. Just like, faith in humanity, right? Like, but. - I believe some girls would admit that. Like, to their, to their significant other. - Yeah. - They would just be like, yes, if the opportunity presented itself because they think it's so unrealistic. And they'll even throw it back to the do and just be like, you can do that with your favorite celebrity. No one is way less likely. Like, Missy Elliott don't wanna make out with me. - That is true. I feel like a lot of the women artists, they don't do, they do more stuff with women than they would do with a guy on stage. - Exactly. And it's like, obviously it's way harder. It's like way harder for a guy to pull it at all. It's just like, bruh. Like, Tiana Taylor, I won't say Tiana's from. (laughing) Tiana was doing lap dances at her shows. But I don't know if I can remember if it was ever with a dude. Cause she was with Iman at that time, I believe, too. - Okay, yeah. - So she was doing lap dances, but it was like, you know, I see the shows too when guys have to like keep their hand behind their back and shit like that. - Yeah, they not allowed to touch. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Just like being at the shroom club. It's like GTA, GTA taught you that. (laughing) Hey, that was such like a dumb part of the game. Why are you teaching the little kids, eh? Where nobody's looking. (laughing) - That's a meter shit. - It was a meter. - It was a meter press, eh? It was crazy. - No, what were we just talking about? - Oh, the Chris Brown thing. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, there's a limit. I think with like, way but has like their hall pasting. And I would say, some people's girls like like the older actors, like those want to see more. - Like a Denzel or whatever. - Yeah, those will see like all I love Denzel. Like, you know, Denzel is not on stage serenading your girls, you're like that. And even she like fans out about Denzel is just like, that's Denzel, you know what I mean? But not saying Chris Brown's a goat, right? But it's still different when it's like, you're bringing, you're in a more of a performing, like you perform with the audience. So it's like a different experience where even when he's doing the meetups, obviously there's some of them are, we did a meet-and-greet, right? A girl asked us to hold her up. That one's like, was very friendly. If that girl had a boyfriend, I don't think that would be taking like, too seriously. - It wasn't negative holding her jacket. - Yeah, I don't know. - But I don't, that might have been a for-play. - But also because how do you hold you up? - But we're fucking, we're fucking podcasters. It's like, we're not like, - I'm a fucking rock star dude. (all laughing) - I don't know about you dude. - I'm a fucking rock star dude. - They know that, especially he's like, it's a very like innocent thing. But there's different ones like, she said, "Hey kid, you guys, ifo tower me." Now that would be a little different. Like if he, you lost me, right? - No, I'm just saying, if he asked it to do that, that would be a lot different. That's like, okay, now you're like, you're fanned out. There's different poses that might be, and everybody has their limit of like, what's acceptable and what's not. - No, V didn't think it crazy, right? - What? (all laughing) - I think I put V to ifo tower. (all laughing) I didn't put you, I said she asked us to ifo tower her. What the fuck? (all laughing) I said we both don't gotta participate. (all laughing) - It's a fortune cookie, would you like one piece? - Yeah, that's crazy. - Anyway. - We're not Iveville towering, nobody. - No, we're not Iveville towering. (all laughing) I'm sorry, we gotta put that out there. - No, I give hugs also. - No, we definitely give hugs to the ladies. (all laughing) - I can do really wanna hug, I give them a hug. - Okay. - Bro, I'm so, again, I'm comfortable with my masculinity. - Oh fuck. (all laughing) - Hey, hold on. - No! - Let's turn them on. - No! - Put both of them ones back to back, man. - De-masculate some or something? Or is it emasculate or de-masculate? I'm comfortable with my masculinity. - Oh fuck. - I'm just, shall I just start saying manhood? - Yeah. - Yeah, let's try it out. - I'm comfortable with my manhood. - If a guy actually wanted to hug, I'll give him a hug. - Like what, it gotta be like a handshake before the hug. - Yeah, yeah, handshake before the hug. - It's a tap hug. - Yeah, yeah, like the, - No, no, no, no, no, no. - I don't give, I, come on now bro. - The strong tap hug. - Like it's a football game. - Yeah. - Yeah, like real shit, yeah. (all laughing) - Well, that's what I fuck with our show. 'Cause like, when we on our way to, like, when we have to live show, we on our way to the stage. Like, we giving out handshake. I'm having, I had a full-blown conversation with the nigga before I went on stage. That nigga didn't give a fuck about the performance. The nigga was throwing me off. (all laughing) - Niggas, literally, I was five seconds going on stage and I had a nigga ask me, "Yo, how's this live shit going for you?" (all laughing) We bout to see, dude. (all laughing) - Anyway, man, that's been the part. Make sure you guys go to CrashDummy'sLive.com for a ticket. Again, we really appreciate y'all coming to the live shows. New York's has been sold out. Chicago's sold out and I think we're gonna sell out a couple more cities on the tour. Kali, Cali, Texas, Florida. Again, Phoenix, Arizona with the whole state. Patient, we'll try and do more theaters there. Cleveland, Cleveland, step up. - Don't do it to us, Cleveland. - Cleveland. - Cleveland. - The big venue, so. - Don't make it, this is not for you. (all laughing) Don't do it. - Make sure you guys subscribe to Patreon as well. It's half off. I didn't mention that at the beginning, but it's half off for this month. - Thank you. - Again, happy international black woman. >> Shout out to the ladies, go cop your shirts, go cop your merch, niggas y'all cop till. Shout out to everybody who appreciate y'all on the journey. Hey, let's turn up again. >> Peace.