Curtsying to Zendaya & Buying an Apple Watch

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No, and thank God, like no ads. We love that. And also they literally sent us this ninja plush. Like what's going on? This ninja plushie and it's in our bedroom and it's just like, we had to like move the bed out. Let's let her speak. ASMR. Yeah. Right, I was thinking the same thing. And so as summer comes, like as y'all know, like it's just big summer energy in here as y'all can see with the glass. Like we figured we would just try a little one too. Try a little summer slush because I don't know. Like guys. Y'all, y'all listen, listen. This is what we got going on. I'll pour. We got Miss Sunny Days in here. Okay, it's part of their summer collection. Oh, hi slushie. Hi slushie. Okay, that looks absolutely. I will say this is like the most summer thing I've ever done in my life. And this one is the orange cream flavor. So it's just like, personally, I do like orange cream, but like, you know. Oh, well, yes. - When daddy gets her orange cream. - And cheers. This is like, yeah, this is crazy summer car. I'm actually really excited. So. - That is so messed up good. - I fear this is my favorite flavor so far. - This one right here. - Well, because it's really giving like the orange dreamsicle. Like, I don't know if you guys have had an orange dreamsicle. I would recommend because it's one of my favorite like popsicle flavors. It might be controversial, yet brave. But last time we had the icy island pack, which is like, you know, the red, white, and blue. Like we were loving her. She was very juicy. She was very summer. But then this one is just like, girl, what about the sunny days? What about the sunny days ahead? - If my favorite bar had this on tap, y'all would be sick of me. That's all I have to say. This is literally so good. And honestly, I will have to, you know, take this home to my house. - I was literally asking if I can use it. - Oh, that's awkward. - Girl, because it's summer. - Because I'm like, what if I host our first summer party? And I'm going, 'cause the pool party vibe, no one wants to talk about that. - Yeah, the pool party with the ninja slush girl, it's over. - Y'all are sick. And guys, try out the icy island pack. Like this is sickening. And get your dreamsicle fantasy on. And if you, for whatever reason, have a ninja slushy, 'cause you know what? One thing I know about y'all out there, y'all probably have a ninja slushy. Honestly, if you listen to this podcast, there's probably like a good majority of you. - You know the vibe. - That beyond some ninja slushy vibe. - You know the vibe. - So. - Well, and even if not, you can literally just get the can. Okay, the Smirnoff ice orange cream pop, like I will say it is just like, honestly, let me just, let me see what she's talking about. - Me when I can't stop sipping it? Oh, okay. - Well, me when it's orange cream, so it's just like, this is one of my like most slayed flavors personally, but like. Oh. - Oh, do you need help? Ooh, boom. - Boom. Okay, let's just try it from the can too, so y'all know tea. Mm-hmm. It's literally the same exact thing. - Okay, boom. - Same exact thing in a can, guys. Like the orange cream is tea. And honestly, guys, let's just thank Smirnoff ice for sponsoring the episode and keeping the remainder of the show this week ad free. - You know what? I'm just using my big brain right now. - Oh, love. - Guys, guys, I have a hack for you. So you don't have a Ninja slush, okay? And that's awkward. 'Cause I didn't have one until like today. - Exactly the same. - If you got the can opener that we talked about that like takes the rim off of this, I'm like, you could literally put this in the freezer, take the lid off, Ninja slush, bye. - That part, that part. - Bye. - No, 'cause I will say as a slush, it is like really tea. It's giving very much like the orange dream machine. Like y'all don't wanna talk about her. Y'all don't wanna talk about her. - I'm literally gonna like have a like orange slush dreamsicle and then scuba, boom. - Well, y'all, it's almost summer day. Thank God. - Summer is here, according to LA. - No, and according to LA, it was here since February. So thank God, hallelujah, as Justin would say. And yeah, guys, just like thank you to Smirnoff ice, seriously. And Smirnoff, thank you for sending us honestly, just like bomb flavors 'cause like we don't even gotta do too much, but like try it and let y'all know tea. So thank you so much. And guys, an ad-free episode, like let's rock. - Yes, let's rock. Let's get into the episode. - Dude, that shit low-key like, wait, where? - Guys. - Have you ever literally had like a Smirnoff Ninja? - Have you ever? Have you ever had a Smirnoff Ninja in the morning? Like I'm literally like, why am I kinda like? - Have you ever had a Smirnoff sunny days slushy? - Okay, see how she did too much? See? - Have you ever had a Smirnoff slushy day icy? Have you ever had, had? - No. - Have you ever dated a Pisces? - Oh. - Well, anyways. - Okay, anyway. - Guys, first off, hey. - First off, can I just say like the orange cream, like this shit, bang. - Okay, and here's the thing. We can say, yes, we are sponsored. We will admit that. Here's the thing though. Genuinely, we talk about this every time because literally when we cleared off the Ninja slushy, we were like, oh, they were like, oh, do you wanna keep this on here? And I was like, keep the drinks 'cause this literally happened on our live stream where we like filmed a Smirnoff thing and then I literally just kept the red, white, and blue can after 'cause I'm like, I'm sorry, y'all, that shit low key bang. - But I feel like this one is really dangerous because like the slush, like it's giving icy and then it's also giving, it's good as shit. And the vanilla afterwards is like sickening. - No, and I'm just like, it's like, y'all, we already filmed the ad, so this is just like bonus that APB. - No, it's just like, I don't know. - But I'm just like, y'all, genuinely, like. - Have you ever had, what's that spot called that does like the sorbet with the vanilla ice cream? Have you ever had that? It's in Long Beach. I know there's one in Long Beach, but it's a chain. I think it's called, is it Gunther's? No, no, that's a place in Sac. Is it a place in Sac or I don't know, The Recession. The Recession, get in the girls. - The Regina Jones. - Fuck, what is that? Has anyone else ever had it? It's like, it'll do like sorbet with like a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Do you know what I'm talking about? Okay, well, it's really good and that's- - But do you know who kind of does that too? - Who? - The Big Filet with their, they have like that frozen lemonade and then they do it with ice cream. - Of course, girl period, trust yourself challenge, yeah. - Gunther's. - I don't, anyway, yeah, it's Gunther's, ooh. - It's kind of like Happy Eyes does that too. - Really? - Out here. - There's one in Long Beach, I don't know if it's a Gunther's though. I don't know, anyway, that looks amazing, but that's what this is good for. - Yeah, if you're local to like, you know, 90019 type shit, I'm like, you should run Happy Eyes, also Black-owned, so shout out. - Thank you. - A scoop of vanilla ice cream, I'm like, that shit look bomb. - Yeah, and like shout out Gunther's, like that's like on some 95835 shit, that ass. - Boom. - Just thinking about that. - Guys, we're here today because they literally showed one person that could potentially be on Love Island. - Oh, so they're not even confirmed. - It was a tease. - Okay, well, I'll also say like, praise be to everyone about to go on Love Island because unfortunately, like y'all are in for, I don't know. - I don't know. - It's like deep with a poochy. - Oh, I was literally like, wait, that's like deep though. - It's a teaser for Love Island USA season eight. - And now your summer forecast with Ariana. - Oh, is she doing it? - Nature heat waves moving in. - Yeah, I thought last week was like her last one or something, I don't even know. I'm sure they literally, she's such a good host. - Yeah, well, she's like deep as fuck. - 'Cause she thought she was high on drama. - Team, how's it feeling out there? Woo, temps are climbing fast. - This I love. - We're seeing hotspots nationwide. No doubt this will be the hottest season yet. - I'm like scared. - And then that guy. - See? - And I'm not gonna lie, y'all, I'm kind of gagged. - Thank you. Okay. - Can we rewind? I just need to see that person again. - I think like he's like a fitness influencer from California. - Influencer? - I think I saw. Yeah, girl. Hutto was already an influencer. Like I feel like they'd be like- - I know, I get it. We're in that era where it's like- - Seth, Seth Wilmoth. Okay, I will say love. I think- - Ooh, he kinda. - I mean, his- - Why he kinda? - Really? Are you being serious? - No, why he kinda? - Okay, he run and shit. - He runnin'. - Wait, pull him up on the big screen. - Wait, why he kinda? - Okay. Okay, twin. - I don't know, his titty's jiggling. - Okay. - When he run. - Well, 'cause he like muscled up. Okay. - Look at his titties. - 13 marathons in 13 days. - I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry. 13, oh, is he raising money? - Oh. - Oh. - Really? - Oh, to raise money. Sam said, "Don't give a fuck." - Well, 'cause I was like, usually- - No, he's, yes, raising money for cow parks for what for cow parks okay mama because i'm like someone i love that who ran the london marathon was doing like a marathon every day or something for like 30 days but it was because they have this like they lost it's two brothers who lost their parents to this like genetic disease that they both have and it's essentially it just makes your lifespan really short yeah so they literally run with um refrigerators on their back to like raise awareness and they're doing that to raise like hella money for like the disease and stuff and i'm like that's mad cool i will say i think it's like interesting um oh this is like go to sleep i'm like i think um i don't know i think it's interesting though like with him being the first reveal like this is this is the the look of our time yeah like the mustache you know what i mean like just like guy with mustache like that's very well i'm like it's gonna be awkward when he can't run he's gonna have to do laps around the villa well he they don't got a treadmill no in the workout area no i think it's just like straight training situation that's why okay he's kind of cute he looked like somebody i like went to school with or something like i know he about to just do shit i'm i am a little bit nervous i feel bad that i assume that every man's intentions on this show are not pure i mean they're um well and there's a chance to be proven the other way there's a chance to be proven the other way i would hope but it's just kind of like listen and i will say to love island's credit which is why i mean yeah did i send an audition did they put me in spam when they saw the bleached eyebrows yes because they knew i play they knew i play but i will say like the idea of the idea of my dating life being like both sides recorded i'm like oh y'all like i would be hurricane hood in that bitch like well i wouldn't be hurricane hood in that bitch like i wouldn't be hurricane hood in that bitch but uh but in the sense that it's like you know just like when i think about when i was like dating and like going on first dates and like doing the one two it was like yes like the the activation of um you know attachment issues was very like oh if i was on an island with like the last couple people that i was like dating i would actually like crash out yeah and also it's like you know as we know since there is no cell phone service um yeah yeah not being able to talk to like friends and fam i would be i would be i would freak out i would be sick yeah i would freak out so like with love to everyone because this is this is honestly like love island genuinely i'm not even trying to be funny as like the equivalent of our hunger games like we take those people we put them on an island we give them eggs they hang out and we just like all watch them and judge them from our homes the truman show bad the truman show um but yeah no it's really crazy i mean not the truman show because they do consent to like being online and stuff i i do think though that like now it does definitely mean something different yeah in the u.s. you know what i mean because i mean like uk's lineage goes like far and deep well and because the u.s. like we are without getting sorry uk oh sorry sorry no no no no i completely cut you off no i was i wasn't gonna say anything crazy like i was just about to jaden smith the shit like without talking about like the social economical implications of like how we're all suffering in the u.s. right now um it's just kind of like we're messy as fuck like i was thinking about how i saw a tiktok that was talking about how this should have got us an emmy this should have got best audience emmy honestly do you remember how last year the bitches split up jeremiah and huda via vote via vote guys that was like was it iconic yes was it was i literally i remember i remember exactly where i was when that happened like i was sitting on the couch hooting and hollering but that was like psychological warfare like that was crazy that was crazy i mean they were doing things that literally i was like y'all because it's just like well so if we don't care about love and y'all don't care about love then who care about love online but that's giving um robin that's what yeah same vote when they sent i'm blanking on her name oh my god miss mama yeah and rob was like oh my god that last that season was that last season season before seasons yeah that well and that season was the beginning of the end you see because after that it was giving like you know now the girls are on love island because they see what love island do like yeah yeah have you on they are on love is blind because they see what like love is blind can do but i'm just like honestly it's so interesting thinking about like all the different reality tv networks and how each of them operate under such different you know what i mean yeah because i'm like peacock has bravo therefore like i feel like that like you know hey bravo's like oh dude like oh big oh oh yeah big g big g big o um and so i feel like you know traitors love island now not that that makes them bravo but you know they operate in the same wheelhouse and so i feel like the way they do reality tv specifically under peacock is like as messy as you can get it mama get it fresh get it while it's hot and i feel like you know hulu be doing like i don't know it's got that right that filter on it but no one has the the biggest filter than netflix like the filter in which they are filming reality tv albeit most of the time good reality tv yeah but the filter that they have on there no it's it's button to the top no it's literally a button to the top but even how they film um love is blind uk i'm literally like this is giving like cinema like i'll like we've yeah instead of like yeah the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes seven up flip the sip when you shop kroger delivery you can expect the savings you love and fresh groceries delivered right to your door our refrigerated trucks keep your items fresh while our associates are committed to getting every detail right carefully selecting and packing your order with care because bringing you fresh quality groceries is what we do best and right now enjoy twenty dollars off your first online order of seventy five dollars or more restrictions apply see site for details kroger fresh for everyone but i don't know anyways love is one uk is actually really fucking good yeah i mean the uk always just got like a certain kind of decorum in their shit and also no shade it's just like loke the truth they dress better yeah like across the board like even when um i was you know avery be watching shout out avery so much um she be watching love island the house down like all sorts of like she literally has three screens and she's like like i'm like girl period because that's the only way you can watch love island and that's yeah that's a whole is you need like three screens right but she was watching it and i was like damn the fit's alone oh well love island uk is like kind of it's untouchable we over here just play there was this one guy on there who i was like you wanted the um fine baby what was it season five love island with the winner was page and her man i forgot um and that's really sick that's really sick page and pay me like page and um page and the guy and the guy well page have you ever been the guy and finn girl that season was gaggy oh r.i.p but love y'all okay love y'all that season was so gaggy oh they like oh these two okay they mugged out they mugged out i get that i get that no there was a guy this was when did i watch this was a like last year like summer last year there's this guy connor who was on uk yes and he was like why do i feel like i know him i don't know but i i like tap in and out of that is high that's him but you need to see him in action okay in that's and they're doing him wrong with this headshot it's okay because i'm like let's focus on like he's like literally so sweet low-key dress is so good and in motion he is like fine as fuck yeah because i'm like y'all not everyone can just like looking for a girl wait okay go go to the right go to the right yeah like he's kind of okay he's kind of cute he's cutie he's cutie simpson and he like low-key like just i think he plays soccer or something right anyways long story short rugby rugby okay anything about anything right well but i'm like speaking of soccer right what guys i went to an angel city game guys she's been obsessed i've been obsessed because here's the thing i just feel like as someone who doesn't watch sports really you know what i mean and it's like haha heated rivalry lol i made my jokes genuinely no bullshit no jokes no games no motherfucking nothing i don't want to hear shit about shit we need to wake up women's sports yeah in a way that is so goddamn serious first off some are listening to me and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm coming up, I'm like, our women's team is so good. forgot about the olympics when do i need to leave and i didn't buy a ticket for shit 20 28 oh right why am i talking about it like it's this year i was like wait when girl but i mean that's gonna sneak up on us with that being said sick um it is it is sick the way that like hyperspeed is like going on right now is like fucked up yeah but like we need to wake up women's sports in a way that is so goddamn serious because it's like the first off went went to the angel city game which is like los angeles women's soccer team football team uh as as the lads say was so goddamn lit yeah was so goddamn lit first off crowd lit as fuck we literally had a drum line that they go the whole game it was so hashtag turnt and shout out gabby um who works with the angel city team like it was so cool because it was like for aapi night and it was so fun and i was just like wait this is tea and the girls are so good like our team's really good and the colors are pink and black shut the fuck up their their jerseys are so goddamn cute pink and black yeah oh okay hi that's a good that's a good color combo no literally and the game was so fun and it was really cool and honestly all the girls on that team are like beast mode as fuck yeah and their team captain is so sickening she like became a mom when she was in college and everyone was like oh like i don't know this might be the end of your career and all this stuff i was getting the inside intel and anyway she's played over a i think 150 games like one of the highest amount of like soccer games ever played at the professional level yeah soccer's crazy fucking beast mode yeah all of them fucking beast of course every single one of those girls beast some of them literally got recruited out of call uh high school well literally like all of them are so sickening and so tea and it was a saturday it was so fun and i'm like guys we need to wake this up yeah you wake this up sports games are fun and nobody talks and the food was so good and they had a hawaiian like hawaiian rolls like um stand so like they like make different things on hawaiian rolls oh cool okay amazing the hot dog banger fantastic um the potato tacos like the little taquito tacos oh absolutely banger fantastic that sounds bomb um everything that the slider is absolutely banger fantastic the chocolate chip cookies all the cookies honestly they had so many um banger fantastic well and if you get sunset deck tickets all the drinks and like everything is like free upstairs crazy they have an after party i just want it to be like literally busing at the seams yeah of course and it was pretty packed like you know but i'm just because the girls are no no yeah but i'm just like i want it to be like literally busing outside of the seams i want it to be the biggest thing in the world because i'm like guys like let's watch women's sports for real like yeah like actually i'm like post like just all the the bullshit like men be doing for real i'm like let's just like wake up women's sports it's so lit it's so tea and i feel like it's you know it's like making its waves and stuff but i'm just like oh our soccer like the u.s soccer players obviously it's like international you know league and like people from all over the world play for this team but i know it's just so cool it's just so deep it is very fun it's very fun and i'm like i that's one of my summer things i'm waking up is going to some soccer games oh right soccer i don't think i've ever been to a soccer game but i love a sports game unfortunately so fun unfortunately soccer is fun too i used to play in high school for a little bit and like it's like pretty easy to keep up with and yeah yeah i need to get into her i haven't seen her yet in action i don't think i have i don't think i have it's really fun that sounds fun it gets lit yeah i was definitely standing up in my seat yeah so sports game gonna do it soon yeah like chanting ref you suck right which mind you i could never be a ref because this ref was making absolute calls that were blast to me but that's kind of just like the name of the game yeah but you gotta have the skin of a referee you see yeah you have to have the skin of a referee and they've been getting yelled at and shit in the men's courts yeah at least i've seen clips and i'm literally like guys leave that man alone he's like 55 like chill okay but this girl i will say the calls that she was making were absolutely diabolical like absolutely diabolical like literally someone would get like trampled like ransackled like unwell and she'd be like keep the game going our team did one thing multiple times like someone got a red card multiple yellow cards but the other team was literally like grabbing bitches by their brain i was like oh okay ref it ain't right so anyways i was chanting ref you suck i'm right and that's okay that's part of the game but then i was like if thousands of people were training that i said that's the thing that's part of the gig yeah they be taking it out on the refs boots like no and you gotta stand you know what i mean you gotta stand strong you do have to stand strong on your call but those calls were like girl yeah i'm sorry it's giving you sex no wow that's part of the gig that's part of the gig unfortunately but anyways it was tea i lived and like i just like we need to wake that up yeah boom get you a ticket get you a ticket get you a ticket yeah boots boots um can i just say i'm tired like yeah i will also say like this and it was funny for like two seconds and i'm literally like i'm tired well because also like let's put to bed while we're waking things up and putting things to bed let's wake up women's sports let's put to bed wine as a concept because i had one glass of pinot noir last night that's magnesium mama what the fuck yeah what no actually what the fuck was no that's like how like og housewives magnesium before there was magnesium pills and like let me sleep there was literally like pinot noir no and heavy on oh is it specifically pinot noir because i was having a that's like literally what okay but here's the thing is like here's the thing i've had many red wines in my day because red wine is like if i'm gonna drink a wine i'm going red you know what i'm saying there have been two glasses of wine oh it has melatonin in it oh wow from where the grape the grape takes let me sleep it's a hormone that's inside the wine okay well that would make sense because like and the tea too is like i had the pinot noir one glass and was not like drunk you know what i'm saying like was feeling very much sober but actually felt like i was like yeah like i was like oh i took a benny like that's actually crazy and then this links into now because i and also why and i will say i really did plan to go running this morning can i just say that out loud that's okay when i got home with that pinot noir i literally like could barely get up to brush my teeth like it was a little bit scary you know what i'm thinking about it like it was just like i feel like wine definitely has the effect of like for me i'll be like conscious but i'm definitely flopping my body around but i'm just like that specific whatever specific like bottle of wine that was or something because i promise you it's only happened to me like that two times it was that time and it was one at a time place i got this like sparkling red wine and by the end i was like mute like i was literally non-verbal because i was like so lethargic and i'm just like not obsessed with that yeah i feel like you know maybe keep it like an orange i guess but i love a red and that's what's that's what's crazy about it is i really need to think about what the common link is because like i said i've had a bunch of you know what i mean like a glass of red wine yeah you go out to dinner have a glass of wine bitch it's fine it's no tea i mean of course one got you a little like yeah hey but it's not anything like girl like i was literally like call us barely brushed my teeth i was so like bitch i'm tired yeah and then when i tried to wake up this morning i was fighting i snooze like four alarms that's not my tea like ever i'm like first alarm if not i wake up before the alarm because the anxiety precedes me you know what i'm saying but like what the fuck yeah and i feel like i like didn't get sleep but i slept oh fuck anyway okay that doesn't matter no no that's what i'm saying but it's like guys shit on the bottle or something like what's going on because that didn't make no damn sense maybe it's the melatonin content well but what the fuck is that about what is that about the hormones well like i get it i get scientifically i don't know if it's like more maybe it's like aged more or something girl oh no but or if it's like a newer wine that hasn't aged as much like maybe it has like a higher concentrate of maybe i don't know if you a sommelier like sound off no if you're a sommelier let us know i will say this one i do remember specifically was a pinot noir okay and i think that's like the pinot no i don't know if it's a pinot no i don't know if it's the pinot no maybe it is but whatever that is like y'all need to put like a sign on that shit or something that's like not cool yeah well that's why the housewives literally be like off a bottle like off a bitch if i would have had any more than a glass i would have been like but that's what i mean it's like shit the baby was screaming on girl like no like for real for real for real like that shit will put him right no because i'm like sleeping through two alarms is crazy and i actually feel like tired as if like i didn't sleep like i didn't sleep like i didn't sleep yeah no i definitely yeah i mean like what the fuck no i was feeling tired as she last night as fuck literally yeah i was literally this morning i kept being like i'm not i'm not gonna run well and i'm sure you did though i did wake that up i did guys as we all know and and a part of me is like should i start a separate instagram account for just running because but it's also the only content that i kind of been posting not that it's about a about posting content it's never been about that because i don't like usually do that but i was like uh maybe like people are like i don't want to see like this like running shit dude post if i mean you know what i mean yeah but it doesn't say anything you know what i mean you know what i mean but um with that being said yes training for a full marathon and the hell up wake that the hell up and the teases and like the training starts now so um i've just been in my like no one i've been in my training era i have girl and it's about grinding it's about when is the actual marathon again october yes october that for it so i'm just like okay boom and with that being said i did in fact purchase an apple watch right because it's about time you get serious as is tradition as is tradition because here's the tea i've never first off last year when i first started running i was just happy that like i was like moving yeah okay like i was just like here for the movement i was just like here for the vibrations and i will say at the end of that half i was like well and did we walk a couple extra miles in our louboutins of course yes we did but when i got in the car i was like i'm done oh like after yeah yeah yeah like i was like i'm done i'm unwell yeah it's a wrap it's wrap on set and so i was just like okay if i'm running a full dough like it can't be giving wrap on set like it has to be giving like 13.1 we halfway there yeah it'll give that though yeah i think the natural momentum will give that yeah no i think so too but with that being said i bought an apple watch because this is not sponsored unless i've been using this app for a long time and i've been using it for a long time and i've been using it for like a year and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna be like a runner and like it gives you like a running plan and so i have been using that and it'll like tell you which is t because i've been running on the treadmill and it's so nice i love running on the treadmill low before i used to hate it but now it's just like really nice i think too now that i have headphones that don't fucking slip out of my goddamn ear yeah it's like nice i could like set up tv and just kind of like vibe you know what i mean the 11.9 is the best time to get ready for the next episode of the show and i'll see you next time. and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the sip eight mondays king's hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite uh taylor hansen sure i'll try one hey let's get back to work please but taylor hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly king's hawaiian cinnamon bites taylor hansen nice try one king's hawaiian cinnamon bites there's nothing like it um to be honest i'm not a huge fan of apricot but i'm a huge fan of apricot but with that being said for outdoor runs i like don't know how fast i'm going i don't know what i'm doing and like i'm trying to like keep at a certain pace just because like every week there's like a steady progression you know what i mean so with that being said i got an apple watch and it's like kind of eating you guys yeah and i'm sorry to be one of those apple watch people but i am it's okay it doesn't track my sleep though i do take it off at night but yeah yeah right you're supposed to keep it on at night well some people do because this one i think charges pretty fast okay so like when does it charge so like people charge it in the shower because they like want their sleep being tracked i personally like i'm just like right like or a ring like or a ring tease but i'm like i'm really like i didn't do too much i want to know about that yeah i'm like girl because when you tell me like girl you didn't sleep i'm just gonna be like okay and why did that remind me well and here go the melatonin because why that remind me i had a dream last night you know i never dream yeah um but i had a dream that i was at a school and this teacher like offered to buy like i was on like a field trip or something for some reason and then this teacher like offered to buy like all the kids mcdonald's and they all got mcdonald's and then it was like me and like three other adults and then she like turned us was like okay we're gonna split right and i was like oh period and it was like 2500 or something and i was like what and then i remember the dream i was like yes like okay like but i was like stressed because i was like that's a hell of money but like period that's fucked up thinking about those kids i was about to pay it too don't give a fuck i don't know with what i don't know i don't know let me you're like scrubbing dishes no i'm like let me just and then when i woke up i was like what the fuck could possibly be ordered at mcdonald's that's 2500 times four for 30 kids right but we won't get into that right we won't get into just like spitball the menu um but i'm like now my aura ring or my apple watch i guess would have been like oh she she and rem she and rem boot she and no literally your apple watch would have been like you're dreaming no literally wait you dream wait you had a dream last night no actually though that would be so scary because i'm like girl like you know like you don't be giving dream for real for real but no loving that the apple watch no the apple watch of it all is like the running and seeing and knowing and knowing and understanding yeah i yeah i had like my first longish run like the five night oh four four and a half on the treadmill low-key like t as fuck i thought i wasn't gonna like be well but like since it's on the treadmill you're just like going the same speed i did get a little bored so i think next time if i did do a long run on the treadmill i'd do like some tv yeah um but yeah no this week is five miles yeah and i'm like boom i'm gonna take it to the streets and see how it goes yeah that's awesome i haven't ran that long in like ever i had like two gels like two little gummies at like mile i don't know four but like i was kind of like putting it off i honestly could have gone without to be honest yeah but i was just kind of like it did help a little like you know yeah the goo the goo but i'm like yeah i'll probably have to rip well you know what my trainer gave me these new ones that are like more natural like they're vegan so it's more like fruit like it tastes it's giving like fruit not so much like fake processed like i can't even think about that shit it's stressing me out okay well we'll stop talking but i'm just like his damn guys like well i'm like here no and i'm literally like the goo the goo wow wow wow wow wow i haven't heard that name in a year no and literally a year i don't want to do goo this time though well that's what i'm saying i'll open it up and see what it's giving yeah but i think it's just giving like fruit teas because i'm like no you yeah you definitely need something along you do sour patch kids right right like the same shit pretty much i need to do like like a raisinette and an amc popcorn wait how about that amc popcorn if i could eat popcorn i would run faster but that ain't they ain't shit in there baby's hair no it's like carbs kind of yeah maybe like a bag is like one carb well actually that's probably so not true which is why i have high cholesterol and y'all shouldn't be listening to me it's no shame it's no shame i think about that fucking and honestly next time i say that i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm gonna tell her because she was serving me gen zt and i'm gonna be like bitch that note was shady as fuck like you had me weak but i think about it every time i order something and ain't nothing changed that's what's scary the note well actually something's changed in the sense that it's giving that meme where i don't know if you've seen that meme where it's like a chick-fil-a order and it's like 350 chick-fil-a wraps and then like a fruit cup and then like and then like 65 fries and it's like the fruit cup circled and they're like just trying to do like better like that's me like every time i order i'm literally like in and out like no exaggeration i'll literally be grilled cheese in and out like um fry drink and then let me get like a pepper genie oh mine mine's girl out of them all because i'm literally like double double animal style um no tomato take the tomato out the fuck don't play with me animal style fries this is a fruit extra spread um and i'll do a diet coke at the end no yeah dude no fuck it's no shame but i will say i've been ordering the fuck out some side salads so okay whatever i can do whatever i'm doing all i can hey i made i made soup the other day added some broccoli no i had oatmeal this morning don't read me oh well and then i also almost ate the jack wrap from last night that i couldn't eat because the melatonin that's how you knew like i literally was laying in bed jack wrap on my nightside table i was like couldn't get it oreo milkshakes sit in my freezer is fucked up that's fucked up no um open while you sleep well no because i'm like yeah it's just like and i'm gonna do better someday but um i'm gonna do better someday but um i'm gonna do better someday personally i'm just like unless shit starts getting dire like yeah once they start off again i will okay because this is what i'll say i think it's just like our age to be honest because like i would say like two bitches telling each other exactly no right right okay it's just like you know but i was just yeah it's like the age it's you know but i'm like the stress and it's that like girl like i see what turns up your collection and shit that i'm like listen guys like stress fried food they go in tandem you see yeah when it's stress baby my dopamine debt like i'm fully like dopamine lies in food for me so i'm like personally when shit hits the fan go ahead and add an animal style fry yeah go ahead we went to the run fair well we went to the run fair and i had a chili cheese fry there didn't give a fuck that shit was so bust didn't give a fuck in the sense that it didn't have red meat in it yeah and i was itchy the next day but worth it sorry uh what did i Oh, I had the calamari. we just be doing shit at the run fair i know that sounds fucked up but it was because actually cheese fries they had um fish and chips right but the fish and chips line was long as she well it was in the fish and chips line when we got there right because then they had the shrimp yeah because then they had all you can eat shrimp oh i didn't know about about fuck at fucking what's that shit called who has the all you can eat shrimp red lobster sorry me i'm like well no because i saw a tiktok of somebody eating all you can eat shrimp and i look he was like at red lobster i've never been there see endless i don't even fuck a shrimp like that but i feel like a shrimp that's like at like a restaurant in which i can assume that they're just gonna cook it till it's like fucking like yeah cooked wait i'm like that sounds good well because they have like the garlic shrimp they have the one two three four five six i've always wanted to do that but i don't know if try their cheddar biscuits right you've never had the cheddar biscuit no bitch no shade i think i could body some shrimp maybe we should try i was gonna say i'm like should we i don't even like shrimp like that but i feel like popcorn shrimp and like garlic shrimp is like insane cocktail shrimp kind of vibe honestly like an alfredo with some like popcorn shrimp well and maybe put that down because that's how they get your ass you see well yeah because then you can eat less because the alfredo fills you up oh i don't give a hot damn okay period well the girl or the guy well it was a guy but you know girl in the sense that like gender neutral um yes yes the shrimp because this diva that i was watching do this he like ate only the shrimp because he was trying to see like how much he could really like do and he got i think like seven or eight like plates but he was like baby don't get sidetracked don't get sidetracked by all that other shit because that's how they get your ass i want it i think we could do it because there's that one by fucking chilies or whatever there is the one by chilies and there's a crumble cookie what is that the owner yeah oh it's the new ceo i'm gonna go handle that i am gonna eat him out his money but like yes you know what i'm saying wait no my back is like 29.99 bitch the coconut shrimp bitch the garlic shrimp bitch and then you should get the linguine alfredo at the end you feel me like top it off like the top and odd parrot aisle coconut shrimp because it's the same marry me shrimp i know guys and the same and the cheddar biscuit it's we'll see and that's what i'm saying it's the olive garden bait and switch that's why they bring out the bread that's still even 29.99 you know that's pretty good but that's the thing is i want to be able to eat i'm projecting that i want to be able to eat all the shrimp and i'm the bitch that eats all the breadsticks olive garden then they bring the pasta i'm like bring me a box it's fucked up i don't give a damn i'm like gonna handle in a way that's gonna be like the garlic sauce what am i doing tonight i'm like should we it's my dad's birthday shout out my dad happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday dad love you so we go kiki but love me hell in the chat like um red lobster has never-ending shrimp do you like shrimp like i'm like um it goes to his birthday dinner right and it's just like all of us sitting there i'm like surprised like i'm like making no i'm like we could do a friday yeah we should we could do a friday red lobster i'm like yeah and do like a little carbo load dude you know what's crazy too it's like i've been you know i'm in my youtube grind right now but like just curcunuanly like using youtube as an excuse to like do shit that i like want to do they're all food yeah they're all food it's trying shit it's going here it's eating this it's mukbang this mukbang that and i'm like baby just go just go just go really just vote just vote just release it but you you are good at the review of it all well and that's the thing is like genuinely i mean i feel like for youtube and maybe i just have like the dissociation of somebody who like grew up like i y'all know i watch youtube like all day every single day but like i'd be like dead ass forgetting people can see it like i i'll be thinking about it like like even i think i already brought this up before but just even like i will watch the fair vlog and cry because i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm just like that was such a moment in time in our lives that like i look at that vlog and i'm like everything is different now yeah everything is different and sometimes when i'm like you know i'll get very like like i don't know if i want to like post like i don't know it's so weird like is it weird to make a video but then like i genuinely think about it like dude in three months even some of the shit from like two three months ago i'm like our lives have changed so much yeah and it's crazy to have like a thread of that to hold because i'm like let me not even get into the you know i but i'm just like the sands of time babe like little kernels where i'm like the fair being so the fair being so insane the fair i i don't want to talk so i won't talk about it but just like what went down the beginnings of relationships like keelan still being here like all of that being like documented in that random little fair trip i'm like what the hell are we going to do and it was fucked up it's really crazy right love we were all off the way oh my god yeah i forgot but even that bitch like that was like end of your summer like that's just like crazy and the first time my titties ever came out love yeah and it was just all there they haven't been out since well that's okay but no i'm just like okay so with that being said like you know just following the the feeling and when one of them is just like endless shrimp for some reason i'm like i don't know oh endless shrimp that does really fucking good yeah every time i see like the the cheddar biscuits or whatever they are oh i just think i could body enough cocktail shrimp to like actually like turn my skin pink wait that'd be everything i think so but i don't like shrimp like anywhere else to be fair but i think i yeah i definitely am giving breaded shrimp i'm not just gonna like kiki off some like unless it's like in like a chow mein or something or like a rice situation it's all like i think to that point it's like all the kind of shrimp that's like it's a specific texture of like bitch it's cooked as shit that i can eat shrimp but you know when you go to like fancy restaurants and shit they'd be like trying to make it like medium rare like i don't yeah do you like oysters not necessarily but i just like honestly when it comes to seafood where i get a little lost and where you lose me a little bit it's just like when shit's like you know what i mean or when she's kind of like smiling back at you or she's never smiling is it no it's just kind of like yeah or like the oysters literally like busted wide open in a handstand and i'm like fuck girl i know like hella that's one yeah but i'm just know what that is of the oyster that like i don't know what that is but i don't know what that is but i don't know what that is no it's like it's the heart and soul me i'm like that's his box like well i know and it's honestly like personally like that's like clam clam voodoo clam voodoo clam it's like no shade of voodoo crab leg like i'm literally like breaking oh my god like breaking their shit at the joints and like slurping the inside i'm going to jail i'm going to cars like cosmic jail but that that was high key meme when we went to the wind buffet well because and honestly the wind buffet with the tower bitch like ain't nobody ever ate that hard i was eating in a way we're like in a win literally the my shirt started ripping out oh like baby they have everything you want like what you want we got what you want baby the seafood i'm sorry like a crab leg don't always do it for me a crab leg don't always do it for me be loves lifestyle don't give a fuck thinking about be loves life can we pull her up real quick just for fun can we just pull up some be loves life because honestly this is like mood board for like um be loves life network yeah exactly this is my mood board for summer um if y'all know og y'all know og go ahead and click on that one on the right for me my heart thank you so much like this is she a mukbanger oh baby she's the okay and y'all can clock me y'all can clock me if you're a historian i would argue that be loves life is like who actually brought seafood boils to the mainstream because i remember being a kid like high school middle school and she used to be posting these bust down like bitch be loves like like yes baby well and she's been doing it for so long now that i'm like i would like to study like there's just no way that like they read me and like i don't know but like genuinely is that all butter well and see here's the thing and here's the thing she also i would argue like made the oh my god like bitch like the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows lime in the shadows lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the even our music that hit song named after the even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons color of lemons color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been not a coincidence big lemon has been not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years pulling strings in the industry for years pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is think about it but now seven up is think about it but now seven up is fighting back with 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just trying to figure out like you know is that a figure out like you know is that a figure out like you know is that a sausage okay well so here's the thing sausage okay well so here's the thing sausage okay well so here's the thing so her like okay sausage got it her so her like okay sausage got it her so her like okay sausage got it her history is that and okay her history history is that and okay her history history is that and okay her history she's been posting on youtube for she's been posting on youtube for she's been posting on youtube for forever and she would always post these forever and she would always post these forever and she would always post these seafood boils personally i think that seafood boils personally i think that seafood boils personally i think that she popularized like the bus down seafood she popularized like the bus down seafood she popularized like the bus down seafood boil and so the og ogt was like boil and so the og ogt was like boil and so the og ogt was like i guess her clickbait in a sense was she i guess her clickbait in a sense was she i guess her clickbait in a sense was she would have these big things of sauce would have these big things of sauce would have these big things of sauce like she used to make the b love sauce like she used to make the b love sauce like she used to make the b love sauce and it was like this big thing of sauce and it was like this big thing of sauce and it was like this big thing of sauce hella butter hella seasonings and she hella butter hella seasonings and she hella butter hella seasonings and she would put the seafood in there eat it out would put the seafood in there eat it out would put the seafood in there eat it out the bowl so then the girls were gagging the bowl so then the girls were gagging the bowl so then the girls were gagging real bad because of course you know you real bad because of course you know you real bad because of course you know you have the one can you also pull up i'm have the one can you also pull up i'm have the one can you also pull up i'm sorry sam can you pull up um what's the her name tasty tay no what's her name girl i don't know but she also does like seafood boils that be looking good as she what is her name no spicy with tay spicy with tay this is reminding me maybe of us meeting law which we do need to talk which we need to talk about that too damn it can you go on youtube and type it can you go on youtube and type in um spicy seafood spicy seafood boil like cheeto like i don't know um all i'm saying is that i fear that like that shit always look good as hell so i've been a viewer but be loves life she had me weak as hell because then there was a point where she well it's not her oh there she go you see that you see that youtube short right there the second one that's my other girl right there the what's that it's literally seafood fried king crab fried king crab with hot cheeto and she'd be dipping it in alfredo sauce like that's what about my heroes does anyone care about my heroes nobody gives a fuck also she had a baby i think this was probably like three years ago but like congratulations eat spicy with tea there we go anyway be loves life had this bust down where she had this stint where she was trying to sell the seafood boil in bags like she was trying not trying because she was doing it but she was selling she was selling the sauce in bags and she was getting red yeah she was getting red sad face it's just like unfortunately because it's just like don't like yes the smackalicious sauce yes which i did she still sell it well because now it's like packaged baby because don't oh okay see now it's hot sauce so it's like she used to sell wait can you scroll down okay see she oh yeah so it's the mix she had to button it to the top though because now it's yeah because it's just like she was selling like i'm pretty sure like literally the sauce yeah because i'm like you would need like a a distributor who could like you need the fda approval yeah oh wait well but you remember like the pink sauce era now it's jarred up the pink sauce era when the girlies were selling it no fda they don't give a fuck um and i will say the last thing on this that i will say on some just like whatever shit is like my goal which i'm gonna disguise as a youtube video but it's just actually like a goal of mine is i need to find and y'all drop comments below if you're in la and you know t i need to find a spicy bowl you know that fuck ass spicy bowl that i've showed you guys i need to find one and i need to try it well don't people probably someone makes one on facebook marketplace marketplace and i only saw one that was giving like girl this is scam like it was like a random like picture that also somebody else was using for some reason and i was like they're gonna they're gonna i'm gonna pay 50 for a knuckle sandwich by accident like i'm like girl it's just like sick um but you can make one i think i might i think i might but i'm just scared to like fuck up the vibe if i like don't make it good uh well i feel like i wonder if you could order some of the like one-of-one ingredients like that because i think a lot of the things are probably like southern vibe yeah i think that's like where a lot of the girlies at least like on tiktok and shit are posting honestly when we were in atlanta we should have looked up a spicy bowl what's in a spicy bowl just like spicy shit yeah just some bullshit just you know just some spicy based off a big mama girl yeah tijuana mom well i will say too i think the og og like this this is giving me og vibes is like the og is a bunch of like pickled foods like a bunch of pickled and spicy foods like jalapenos pepperoncinis like pickled sausage like shit like that and it was very chill and demuret sea vibes um or maybe like you know just like pickled so it's like it makes sense why it's just like you can just kind of like do whatever but and the girls will eat it with specifically a cheddar ruffle chip arguably but you put a little sour cream in there it's over but um i say some bullshit because you know as the girls get creative like now there's like crab ones there's like chicken i don't know what the science is but i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try it you could make that easy mode and let that like sit overnight or something and really let it get pickled and it's like bitch you like don't even do spicy it's crazy but i'm literally like bitch the pick and that's what i'm saying i need somebody to do it for me because i want like one of the shredded chicken ones like i'm sorry should i make one for you loki or the crab i can make a spicy bowl i think i could do this no and honestly yeah like let's get into the stew because i i can make this do you dip it in there and let it get soft the chip no i don't oh so they're see they're doing the bus down okay but the girls just be putting shit like i love it's just kind of like do what you want paint by numbers like you know have a little vibe but like yeah i could do this should we start it we could start the facebook marketplace wait let's make one girl i'm like serious let's make a spicy bowl no no on the shrimp no thank you on the shrimp but maybe like a rotisserie chick or no let's do shredded okay shredded chicken thighs like that's literally mouthwatering is crazy no there's it's crazy it's crazy um but yeah okay let's do it so that's my judge just like obsessed with like just obsessed yeah there's there's a meat cooking on my spicy bowl no right right and like eat spicy with tea like shout out girl because i'm gonna have to like reheat your nachos too but i don't know how to deep fry like a king crab leg and i don't really love alfredo sauce i'll be honest yeah that would give me a headache because it's just like unfortunately you know when you eat something and you get a headache girl yeah like you know my shit and just well maybe not indestructible but you know yeah well i mean like sometimes i'll like really just like handle it like handle some shit and then i'll have like a headache and that's fucked up um but guys we met law roach yeah we did and we met zendaya which law like the tea is too diva like girl you already know what it is like mind you really we have a spot you have a spot on the couch and you will always be famous i don't care we'll always be famous oh right let's pull this up wait is it in there i think it's on my story right right right right right damn it girl who's been bricked i'm like wait those pictures oh wait no i saw those i saw those i saw those just kidding um but yeah yeah guys just first off every single thing yeah obsessed and honestly like we'll be buying the salmon that will be another video yeah because we did ask law if the woman i asked law about the salmon i just like really i mean i think it's the same energy as like i do this at restaurants which also i'm in i need to rein that in because what about trusting your own choices need to get back to that um but i definitely also carry that same energy everywhere i go which is like he posts those bust down smoked salmon videos and i had to ask in person just to like hear the inflection in the voice of like but are they good though because it's like almost like jerky right yeah it's like a salmon jerky situation but they're kind of sweet and i feel like it's the same thing as when i go to a restaurant and like a diva's like yeah you want the burger and i'm like extra maple candied sockeye yeah and also it's like an expensive salmon because i'm pretty sure it's also like shipped oh like it'd be looking so goddamn good though well it just come through girl like let's ski about some shit oh it'd be looking so good my mouth is like really water it's really like sick oh my god that looks so goddamn good extra maple candied exactly i'm like that exactly i'm like hush well that looks so god damn now oh hush now that looks so fucking good overnight and you best never deliver that oh well they deliver yesterday but it's too late the fish was spoiled i need that i need to go to there that would actually have me like oh no i would run through that probably like no shade for sure that is so goddamn good oh law but like love and was so sweet and was like everything i was like thank you and thank god just like thank god for the girls like making art and creating things like genuinely i'm like right right right right right um guys and i need to tell you about what happened when i met zendaya it literally queues me up at night to this that's okay it's okay because i gosh guys y'all know i don't have like freaking media training and y'all know i definitely don't like nothing okay so this is what happened obviously we knew zendaya was coming yeah which like love yes and the on collection was like gorge yeah it really isn't and right and me wearing like half of it i'm like right no because no shade when it's good it's good mama like when it's good it's good you know what i mean um but yeah we were in new york for the her release of like the collection they made and so we were there and um alex was like i think zendaya is here and so we like just were like i don't know like it's i would imagine it's the same thing if someone was like the boy like harry and the boys are pulling up and like yeah i would literally be like um and it is like a really insane vibe yeah like the way that the air leaves the room is really crazy because i was literally just like uh uh okay uh so we were just like sitting like just standing in a corner kind of just like i don't like just hanging yeah just hanging and she walks in first off have to say not that anyone literally has questioned this for a second right zendaya is absolutely drop dead gorgeous perfect gorgeous like literally what you see is like that is copy paste there is not a bad angle there is not no like shoot me from up high yeah it's just giving like gorgeous girls are gorgeous 10 toes down like absolutely fucking stunning totally and so she walks in and i'm like i see her and here's the thing there's like hella security guards it's like her family's there and so i was like didn't know what to do and i was like i'm like i'm gonna go to the bathroom like in my brain i couldn't process that i would even be allowed to like shake her hand go up and like be like hi like you know what i mean so when she walked past us and like looked over at us i went hi waved literally hi and like let my friend wave and let my friend wait and i was like put that i wasn't like put that down but the energy was very like like when i'm just like first off the energy was like my and i meet no fucking lie well mama it's okay to wave you know i don't see why i mean not i don't see but you know because however you feel is how you feel but i don't see what the problem is with the wave i didn't see a problem but then i started getting nervous well because she turned and said hey because you were waving yeah well like period because she looked when she looked at me i was just like i feel like i'm not allowed to like come near you and or touch you and or whatever which period yeah and i was like if i greeted her hi she like with no wave then she would have been like i feel like that's worse than the way yeah so i literally was like hi like oh she's meeting me no bitch i'm meeting zendaya god damn it well i mean listen you wave she sees the wave she sees the wave she looks over she starts saying hey she literally comes up girl i curtsied oh yeah and don't give a fuck and it was funny as fuck well and that's the thing too is like i fear my media training comes in the sense of like i don't have the and thank god and honestly to him he is greater than i i don't because if this was not the case like i would have actually like i would have the anxiety that would like make me start crying or something but like for some reason i don't have the like the only person in my entire life that genuinely may be like with katya which is like girl that's a whole other thing but like unfortunately with that comes like i'm treating zendaya as if that's like a friend that i just met for some reason and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god okay i'm immediately like curtsying on some like if you my friend you know i do too much like i'm literally and also the curtsy like not the curtsy genuine yeah the curtsy baby you've done baby everything like i'm literally like can we can we literally like hey can we do a one two to the court can we do and it's nice to meet you and thank you for hey and thank you so much like no like my liege no 100 and the wave was just girl the wave was like in my mind like it was just giving like like she shook up off the way i know i know i got nervous about it girl don't get nervous that's what happened it's what prompted her to come to you yeah exactly and she paid respect well and then yeah she yeah she reached out her hand yes hi it's so nice to meet you and i was like hi it's really nice to meet you so we did end up shaking hands and i was just like my god like and then she reached out for maya's hand and maya curtsy when i curtsied and then i curtsied after maya and then everyone was just like and that's the thing is like it's so funny because i feel like sometimes what in the context of us you would know that that is like i i i will say like i've curtsied to many of my friends in my life like and unfortunately like with that comes like the realness of like maybe there's a more again media trained way of addressing somebody you know what i'm saying y'all might get us there you might have us there okay but i don't know it's it's real though but i just think about us like yes i'm just thinking about us like which i'm not even gonna spend too much time on that but thinking about us like out of context you know what i mean of like oh like they're curtsying for some reason i'm like right okay and then you got us again yeah fair and i will say though anyone who like doesn't like watch or listen to us it may be or like know us or know us more importantly if you know me then you know like that's just like relica girl yeah like literally like that's being like wait hey that's just like the realest shit i've ever done in my life yeah that's like don't give a fuck about the wave and i will also say like i don't know i think like that because then they did like a q a which was so t and like hearing that again i think there's just i'm like me looking at the timer like 30 seconds on the clock for this thought but like it's always really like humbling and awesome i think to see people that like societal or like artistically are just like so pedestaled and so kind of like out of reach to be able to like really just listen to them like talk and hang out because there is i don't know i'm just always really grateful to be able to like listen to them like talk and hang out because there is people i think like especially for us like kind of being put in positions where we get to see or like me or listen to people who are again just like so pedestaled and so just like bitch like when they walk in like everybody shook up like it's just like a gag because there really is something so human to just listening to zendaya and law talk about the collection and talk about how long they've been hanging like not hanging out how long they've been like collaborators like all these things like i don't know i left that feeling so like right like we really are and i know this but i think sometimes even just like when we knew that zendaya was going to be there there's almost like this feeling of like oh i'm gonna freak out or something like feeling like oh i'm gonna freak out because that's like zendaya which like yes a certain kind of freak out but more of a freak out in the sense of like damn like she's hella just like a girl and like we knew that but like confirmed and she's sweet and she's beautiful and she has ideas and like the opportunity to collaborate with them and like bring these spaces together and these people like i think all of that is always so inspiring to me like above all of the kind of like glitz and glamour of being like oh my god like these people that were like yeah they're like so because they are they are and they're also humans with ideas who got to like sit in the studio with on and make all these things and do all the it's just like and have meetings like collaborate and like create things and stuff but no they were like absolutely 10 toes down lovely as fuck yeah um and they're just like absolutely lovely so that was like so cool but yeah people that's so cool and i think that's like the thing that's so cool that we saw with our own two eyes you know what i mean like always just so obsessed with that like like yes and like loving and like did curtsy and girls sorry i'm like if you see those girls sorry okay i'm just like i'm sorry i waved like like i knew you like i don't know no it'd be like i feel like it's just because we show up to every space like we know people you know and it's just like yeah and the real tea is at the end of the day like we're we how we show up on here is how we show up anywhere else like yeah and the realness yeah and we you know all of that and more but yeah no literally the realness of that but no yeah i would still probably have to hit a wave like i don't know no and that's that's what i'm saying girl that's okay because we are just like humans and she's so deep like i'm like girl i just i just have a feeling well and she's also a norcal demon so i'm like right exactly but like i just have a feeling it would be a key i would just have a it would be a serious ass key just in the sense that you know so just thinking about the girls thinking about zendaya thinking about law law come law please can we talk about something both of y'all fuck it right literally whoever wants to like we have a couch but yeah no so tea and shout out on like i i am always really really grateful for those like opportunities like i don't know just in the art space like i feel like that's just something that we miss so fiercely is like this really fierce separation of like big industry or like really successful artists and then like people who like have those aspirations and dreams like there's just like there's a there's such a fierce gap yeah and i feel very like humbled and honored to like be in those spaces just to even have the experience of seeing people that you know you see and you project these like grandiose ideas and just to be able to see them for me is like so humbling so thank you on because it's just like yeah right like we're all just people creating and we're all just people making and doing things and like damn that's so awesome yeah it's like happy to report back that the girls are in the studio and they're very sweet and yeah they're making things just like us so it's like hi yeah the shit they're making steve always grateful for that experience and as is us too you know what i mean as we always say like if you be seeing us and be like damn will they be doing shit like i wish i could there it is right there bitch you can like we're literally just people like we're literally just girls like projecting back on you like the things that you know happen are new so it's like no tea so it's like the dia de mira it all comes back together but no this collection's sickening no shade like these pants been on my body every day no i've been wearing those those are like my new like airport or like comfy pants and i've been wearing those pants for like a long time and i've been wearing those pants for like a long time and i've been wearing those pants for like a long time because they're they are mad comfy they and the best part is this inch in the back like i'm sorry they ate the fuck out of that they did though they did though um but yeah just like a lot of like activity happening yeah you know run fair on that was like literally the run fair was so sickening the run fair was fun the run fair was low-key everything to me and i'm honestly like sick that i didn't know about it sooner i knew about it but i don't know what i thought was happening there but genuinely that day was like i don't know what i thought was happening there like okay like is this play about me yeah which i built a fairy house i was like what the fuck and there's just like people like painted like doing shit and like sword swallowers and like it was just like i could not watch it's very well and it's like two beers yeah that would that would be like whoa he was swallowing though shout out oh my god i wish i remember his name king he's like 50 something like been doing it for forever i'm obsessed with him and there was like these two cutie kids that came up to me and were like what flower did you eat to make me feel like i'm that color like they were just like in the fantasy type shit those are in the fantasy and i was just like girl dandelions like oh yeah y'all are so sweet and like literally someone's dad was like do you guys have friends like help them find friends like to his kids and they were just like it was literally like a whole family like girl in the fan the jantasy and i literally was like it was jantasy as hell like it's we're missing the fantasy bro like the shit's giving squidward montage i'm just like we need more jantasy spaces like that yeah it was everything it's really sweet it's so everything i did try the bacon chocolate strawberries though and them shits were disgusting so i just want to let y'all know like yes you will see the sign and you will feel intrigued okay but just know that like the bacon ain't crispy the nuts sounded good it was in the fucking fridge it was just the whole thing i was just really upset about that but it's okay it's okay i'm sorry that happened it's okay the calamari bangs though right and the steak on a steak it's literally just a steak like literally that fart it's just a steak skewer and if you're greedy you can add cheese like yeah handle it i would handle it and i'm sorry it's okay i didn't have chili cheese fries anyway though so i don't give a fuck never gave a fuck um but yeah but yeah so yeah um next week we have a really exciting episode so is this first or second okay period next week we have a really exciting episode so and the guests are so t you're gonna live right the key key that like yeah like there's a pre-key and now this is like the key and then it's like right and then the post key right okay so nobody wants to talk about that but um yeah think about your friends that are running and just send some thoughts okay yeah what's your neighborhood watch um my neighborhood watch is wow the run every day oh the run fair no neighborhood watch is actually the run fair though because that shit actually had me like floating yeah so hands out floating hands out floating my neighborhood watch is um i'm like completely blinked on the name of the movie that had me sobbing on the goddamn plane oh past lives thank you girl my neighborhood watch fuck all that noise bitch couples therapy are you guys fucking kidding me that is like some of the best television i've ever seen in my entire life shout out orna that's all thank you you have a spot on the couch too queen you can read you can you have a spot on the couch but like you know it's gonna get awkward when we really like read i don't know no yeah and we start like bringing shit to the forefront um yeah past lives they ate the fuck out of that also knight's tale with heath ledger r.i.p the king r.i.p the king ate the fuck out of that and that was the perfect precursor for going into the run fair because it was like the jousting yeah everything it was like absolutely perfect and i was like already like my heart was there yeah so 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