Cuba has Special Needs | History Hyenas

the crispy chicken crunch wrap slider is back at taco bell the slider sized crunch wrap with nuggets inside you love the first time now with a spicy kick you're gonna love this time hidden valley diablo ranch or you could order some crispy all white meat nuggets on their own pretty sure you love those anytime every time okay all of the times the crispy chicken crunch wrap slider a brand new classic is back only at taco bell at participating u.s taco bell locations for limited time and while supplies last cuz we're going to be talking about cuba's special period and make no mistake it's not about special needs people no it's not we're going to talk all about cuba it's relevant today we get a phone call from tin dylan we call sergio chicone patreon.com slash history hyenas for our bonus episodes to get these episodes a day early uncensored and ad free it is all the rage go chat with our friends see me on the road in boston in west niag new york and emmaus pennsylvania tickets at yannis peppers comedy.com now strap on what's up everybody welcome to another episode of history hyenas i'm chrissy d that's yanni p make absolutely no mistake we just did an hour episode and it got so wild that we said we have to put that on patreon so if you want to hear maybe the wildest hour of stuff you've ever heard definitely the most wild five minutes go to patreon.com slash history hyenas um because yeah we just went off because i'm on peptides i'm on coffee and saint john's one so i'm fueled by jesus christ it was a fun one you don't want to miss it it was a fun one it went off the rails usually we do the main episode first and then we do the patreon but sometimes like we said i'll repeat it again we don't choose the patreon the patreon chooses us what it is now because i just want to tell you that tell me something you look kind of beefy today you like that i like that you look beefy because you're looking more and more like a bear does that make you go peeing do you get to tingle are you ready to pounce cuz as we coined myself on the patreon i like to tingle i am tingle bell you are tingle bell yeah and you are the tingle nadir yeah i'm chris tingle you're chris tingle yeah it is yeah you are a kid who likes to chase the tingle yeah you're a kid who likes to chase the action you're a kid who's built for capitalism cap can you imagine chris di stefano living in communism because you'd have to be on so many antidepressants because you're not you can't strive you can't achieve no you can't bug chase no i can't bug chase now this guy go back go up to his instagram name barefoot hunter 5 is a guy that i've found that i yanni likes big this guy likes to just twinkle his toes and i sent it to yanni because stuff like this gives yanni that tingle now this is the opposite of what gives me the tingle yeah and it is very funny it amuses me that there are guys in the chat right here going delicioso yes yes daddy yeah fire so there are guys who do like a guy's foot yes and one of the instagram names liking the uh post is peter pompous do you know what the it's so funny because the it's the op like it's still a foot right but it's somehow it's the opposite right it's like it's weird because a woman's foot and a man's foot is still a foot right but as far as attractiveness goes it is the opposite it's like pizza and shit yeah yeah you know it's the opposite go back go can you go back a couple of ones because i've perused i've commented on this guy's stuff for go down a little bit yeah this makes you laugh big this makes me laugh big big big big yeah yeah yeah go to this one go down a little bit yeah yeah yeah yeah this one yeah that one that one makes me laugh big yeah yeah yeah and it's just the you look at these pictures and it's just people putting fire emojis and hearts and splash signs and they really really really like bear foot hunter five yeah so this is what if you ever wanted to know here's the thing everyone thinks everyone projects and everyone thinks that they think just like them right if you ever like need to update your software in your brain to the fact that everyone is different and you can't control other people and you just have to let people be free go to bear foot hunter five five great and you'll see some people have different brains everyone gets a tingle from something different we're not all chasing the same tingle and thank god we were because nobody would get to the same tingle and we're not all chasing the same tingle and thank god we were because nobody would get to the same tingle and I'm happy that he's sharing this planet with other people who think opposite like you know he we have him who we love very much and then we also have the iranian republican guard we got that and that's just too that's like oil and water like they're just not gonna mix and not gonna hang out and that's okay I want him to have a place here and I I don't you know we don't follow him from the history I ain't his account but I do follow him from christy comedy when you think about it yeah I mean it's like the world is like a jail you look at jail right it's just not a place to be and I don't you know we don't follow him from the history everyone hangs out but they accept each other on the yard but they all got their different gangs the world you got your ayatollah and your shia muslims over here and then you go over to america and you got a nice gay barefoot community over here yeah like go down a little bit and what what I will say is this man's very healthy if you look because go down keep going down keep going down um there's uh one where yeah so we got a couple of these couple of these you might notice some familiar faces um yeah go to this one see all the way to the left and then you got a couple of these guys that are like the third row where he's going to wiggle them see yeah go go to that one see he's got really good foot dexterity you see how he can he can really like wiggle his toes and move them see like I can't I can't do that you see like if you ask me to wiggle my toes see I can't I can't I can't wiggle them so this is not what he wants no cuz see like if you ask me to spread my toes I go spread your toes you're coming to spread my toes spread your toes yeah they don't work I can't spread them out I can't control them you you're gonna have to go spread your toes yeah you can't that's all I can do they won't they won't open up you're gonna need multiple surgeries on those feet dude my look look so this is me I'm holding my foot no no no I want to point something out right now yeah I cannot see his toes from this angle from this angle I can only see the big toe and I'm not making it up I can't see the other toes yeah cuz they're blocking they're blocked yes they're behind the big toe and you see what happens with my foot here yeah is is cuz right now I'm holding it up and this is painful so my natural is just this it just flops yeah the funny thing about your feet cuz ask me to flex my toes flex your toes you know what the funny thing is if you left the footprint I would know you were the murderer cuz there would be no toe prints no toe because your toes don't actually touch the ground no can't touch can you push them forward what push the other toes forward I can't I could just move the big toe and then the one see I can only move this one cuz it's connected but the rest of them don't move cuz I can't see your other toes the rest of them don't move yeah I can't see it yeah cuz it's bad right yeah yes I don't know the bottom of my feet yellow my kids tell me the bottom of my feet looks like I dipped in a macaroni and cheese powder no but you have a big bump on the side there right because that's that that's uh like an achilles heel like a like a corn like a it's uh some it's some type of um it's on the bone it's like extra calcium buildup from just getting beat up and this the and think about these puppies have been smushed into high heels multiple times that's the thing it looks like they were shaped at a heel it looks like your toes never got the message that there was more room in the shoe yeah and you know what's unfortunate cuz is my beautiful baby daughter has my feet which she came out of the womb violet she came out of the womb with the toes like this and jasmine was the first thing jasmine looked at because jasmine's got jasmine's a beautiful beautiful girl 10 out of 10 but her feet look like princess fiona from shrek she's got some bad she's got some flat flat feet got doubled up a lot of times it looks like she's just wearing stubs her feet look melted into the floor so combined you know combined she's got some flat feet combined you know jasmine's beautiful but unfortunately she's got her pop's feet right right so that's you know and so but my daughter you know it's what it is it's better than getting your pop's face because sometimes you look at a girl and you go she got her dad's got her dad's face yeah he's got her dad's face unfortunately yeah it's what it is so it's better to just have the feet yeah i mean the guy fabio 1250 wrote speechless in loop from half an hour two of my fetishes together leather shoes and wrinkled feet that's what he likes and he wrote speechless s p e a c h like a peach i will say this about the guy's feet he does like the feet are symmetrical yeah he's got great feet and he's the only thing is though if he's wearing those with no socks he's gonna have fumes he's definitely well it's a guy's foot so i can't believe any guy would want to put that in the mouth or any guy would want to his partner he puts his feet in his mouth big yeah so it just shows you everyone's we got different brains right with the same species different brains there's no species on the planet interspecies that has as much variation as we do right you don't go and one goes you know i i like uh male tiger's feet and i like women's tiger's feet right it's just they're pretty much tigers they're just tigers and it's what it is yeah guys and these are bears yes these are bears and cubs yeah yeah this guy's just what it is yeah handsome older gentleman though very handsome older gentleman yeah very good very good put together a lot more in shape than his boyfriend who's who has anteater tits right there right yes but look at this right this is just this is just for some people but not for me. - Right. - See, I'm into it, I'm okay with this. Do you like to look at it? Yeah, yeah. And the Seattle dad is the other guy. All right, good. Yeah. Good for these boys. This is called bare beard brushing. Yo, listen, there's a place for everybody. Nick, don't you feel, how do you feel with this, Nick? You guys are fucking gay. Now, does this calm you down watching this? Calms me down. Yeah. Calms me down. And you know what actually really has been calming me down is petting my dog. Calms me down. That's what it does. I've been picking her up like a baby. Do you ever do that? You pick her up like a baby and hold her? My guys, both my dogs are way too big to pick up. They won't let her. Yeah, they're just too big to hold now. My dog is 70 pounds and my other one's like 67 pounds. They're just big dogs. Big dogs. Can't pick them up. My daughters are getting so big it makes me feel weak now. It's tough to pick them up. Yeah, you need to go to the gym, cuz. Yeah, my wife picks them up easier. Yeah, your wife's in better shape than you were at the wedding with her. Yeah, she's, my wife, I don't know, women can put them on the hip a little better. No, you know what it is, too? You know what it is? They have like a hip thing. The hip thing and also, too, even with me, I'm joking, Jazza will still pick up my 10-year-old at times. She just does it. And also, kids just want to be with their ma's. They don't really want to be with their dads. Yeah, they don't want to be with their dads. Well, you throw, I put my kids on my shoulders a lot. You do shoulders? I do shoulders a lot. Shoulders a lot. Big. I do shoulders a lot and then we play a game called control your head where she just moves my head like that and I follow the direction. Or horsey. You horsey go around with them, you know, on the back, horsey, or if you're doing a workout and you incorporate them. Use them as the weights. You could do that. When you're working out now with guys like us, when you got little kids, you're working out for your kids. There were times when my daughters were younger where I'd be like, oh, let me go into the gym, but they wanted to play. But now I don't do that. I'm like, if they want to play, I'm like, this is the work. You're working out so you can play with your kids. Let me ask you this. When I do this with her up and down, could that have been when I pulled it? Well, that could have been when you pulled it, but it could have been. I'm not 100% sure. Because I do this. Right. But it's definitely, you know, making it worse. But I mean, cuz, you got to do it to your daughters. You got to pick up your daughters. Yeah. I got a crook in my back. You got a crook in your back. Yeah. And I've never heard the word crook, but I like it. Crook. Crook. A crack. Don't they call it a crook or a crack? I don't know. Crink? Well, you're the doctor. You're the one who feels. Cuz, I'll tell you this. What's the official? Even though I'm not a doctor, I can tell you that a crook is not medical jargon. You've heard that, right? My neck is crooked. Kink. Kink. I got a kink in my back. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Chrissy's got a kink on his Instagram. Yeah. I got a kink. Right now, we're looking at a kink on Instagram. Now, again, talking about our beautiful nation and the United States of America, again, what is acceptable? We accept everybody here, okay? You can have an Instagram account where you're wiggling your toes, and it can get likes and hearts, emojis, in a place like Cuba that's mostly communist. I don't know if they'll even let you have Instagram there, okay? Right? Well, will they? They probably won't. So, again. It's very controlled. We're going to talk about a little time period in Cuban history called the special period, okay? And the island was taken over by special needs kids. That's what it is. Yeah. Five, 14. Yeah. Could you imagine if that happened? Yeah. They call it the special period. I don't know why they call this period the special period. But it's funny. Yeah. But Cuba. First of all, Cuban girls got. Are we on the Patreon? No, this is the YouTube. So, Cuban girls got fun personalities. Yeah. Yeah. Cuban girls are hot, and they're Jews. Yeah. They're Jews? A lot of Cubans are Jews, right? Yeah. That's a fact. They got Jews in all those countries. But a lot of Cuban Jews, and they're hot. Cuban girls are gorgeous. Like, the Mexican president is Jewish, right? Yeah. I mean, this is a little too hard to take. Yeah. It's just. It's just actually a little too hard to take. Like, it's a little too much. Like, look at this. Go to Pin by Basque. Now, I go, like, see down in the one more over. I mean, yeah. Like, it's a little too hard to take. Because, you know, usually what snaps you out of it is you say, well, think about, like, if she was shitting on you, and, like, her smells. And then you're like, oh, that's nasty. But, like, truth is, I'd open my mouth. Yeah. That's what I say. Some girls, you just want to slurp their poop. Right. It's just what it is. We can get in trouble from the wives, but there's nothing we can do. Because that's the male brain going, like, I can't handle it. Like, whatever you want, I'll slurp your poop. Yep. Yep. Yeah. I mean, look at that. You know, I'd rather watch, you know, the fucking prayer group in Washington Square Park. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, from the equator down, you're just going to get a nice, you're just going to get, you know how bananas grow in certain areas? Yeah. Tobacco grows in certain climates. Yeah. Just hot women grow in certain climates, and they just look nice. They got a golden look. Mediterranean in Europe, all the way down to the Caribbean. In the United States, you're just going to get yourself a nice golden babe. That's what it is. You're going to get yourself a golden babe. You know, and I like saying the word babe. We talked about the babes of Iran. Yeah. I like to now talk about the babes of Cuba. If you're a babe, the thing is from whatever country you're from, if you're a babe, you're in. That's what it is. And that's the way it is at nightclubs. That's the way it is in the world. We have our own idea on what the immigration policy of the United States should be, and I think all men are in agreement. Yeah. I don't think it's unique to the history hyenas. I think every man has the same idea. It's like, open the border, sex-based. That's what it is. Yeah. Ladies in, guys, no. Out. Yeah, you're a babe. Yeah, it's just what it is. Now, cuz, tell me about the special period, because you were big this morning. I said, what do you want to do? Here's what I texted you this morning. Yeah. And we're back. And we're back. You can go, just go to, if you want to join at our highest tier, you can enjoy some of our text messages. They're a little less. It's a PC. Yeah. Yeah. It's what it is. They're NC-17. Patreon.com slash history hyenas, where all the fun happens. I mean, tell me about Cuba, cuz. Cuz. You got on your Cuba gear today. Cuba. They love jamon. Jamon. Cuban sandwich. It's just jamon and mustard. My name is Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the salsa beat. And my pedo maracos, I go chick, chicky, boom, chick, chicky, boom. That's from The Mask. Yeah. Cubans, you know, Miami is mostly Cuba. They're mostly Cuban. Miami. They're mostly Cuban, the sons and daughters or grandchildren or direct refugees from the island of Cuba who tend, who tend to vote to the right. Right. They turn to right, vote to the right and they don't like Castro. They get very offended by Castro. Oh, I thought they liked him. No. In Miami? Oh, not Miami. Right, right, right. Yeah, not Miami. So, Cuba's an island. It's 90 miles away. It's off the coast of Florida. It's so close to us. And it's one of the two fully communist countries left. There's only two left. North Korea and Cuba. Cuba. I mean, you got Laos and you got Vietnam and you got China. But those three countries have opened up their markets. Right. And what's happened when they've opened up their markets is that those countries have started to do real good. Right. Unfortunately. They've done. And I get it. Look, I hate capitalism too. It's arrogant. It's like the Patriots. They always win. Yeah. And they're annoying about it. Yeah. Just once, I would love to see a country have a financial turnaround. And it was due to the long-term economic effects of Hassan Piker's live streams. Yes. But we haven't had that yet. Right. We have not had that yet. Yeah. That was a wild thing you sent me. Yeah. But so far, it's been capitalism that just seems to work. But Cuba don't got none of that. They don't have any of that. They don't got any of that. Now, Cuba. Are you a capitalist kid? I'm a capitalist cutie. I like capitalism big. But I think that somebody was telling me that Trump said that he's going to take Cuba for the United States. Did you see that? Yeah. He just said, I'll do what I want with it. Do I have a video of that? Yeah. Some places probably. He just goes, what are you going to do about Cuba? He said, I'll do it. I'll decide and I'll do whatever I want with it. I mean, it would be nice to have Cuba at 90 miles off the coast of Florida. It'd be nice because there's some babes in Cuba. There's some babes. But right now, what him and Rubio are doing, unfortunately, is they're straining. They're strangling Cuba. Why? What are they doing? They've got a nice little blockade on it. They're not letting any oil come in. They're really, they're putting a squeeze on. And is that because, is the fear there that, you know, with the potential war with Russia or in Iran and all that, that they don't want Cuba to like, they want it to be like a staging ground or something for their enemy? Why are they choking out Cuba? Because it's in our hemisphere, the Monroe Doctrine, and we're going China out. We're taking everything. It's all going to be American. We're not going to, we're, you know, we've had this policy since, you know, since the 50s or whatever, all the way back to JFK that like, you know, we have sanctions on Cuba and Cuba is our moral enemy and they're communists and we're capitalists. It's a Cold War proxy, you know, Bay of Pigs, all that, you know, the deal. Right. So it was a capitalist place. It was a corrupt capitalist place. But it's not anymore. And yeah, it was under Bautista and the guys before him and they were, you know, it was, it became a mafia playground and corrupt. And, you know, there was a lot of wealth inequality and tourism was big and casinos and shit. And then Castro came in and he said, viva Cuba and we're going to, for the workers and we're kicking capitalism out. And they became communist cuties. It's communist cuties. Sergio went to Cuba. I know. Do you know that? Should we call him? Let's call him up. Let's call him up. Yeah. Because I don't think he loved it, but I think he's going to say it was great. Let's see. You know who went to Cuba and just was honest, like just told, Angelo Lozada was like, I hated it. Did he go with Sergio? He was like, you go to a store and there's like one box of band-aids on the shelf. You got to go louder on it. Yeah. Let's see. Hello. Sergio's a white kid with a lot of Portuguese and Spanish conquistador DNA family events I'm gonna help you you're on the podcast I can't talk now I thought it was an emergency we wanted to ask you about Cuba I can't do it right now I'm being naughty what are you doing? I'm having breakfast with my daughter it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon you know how we do she's not even in school you don't care, what are you giving her? snake food? just real quick, 30 seconds how did you like Cuba when you went? give me one second it was it was a bit suspended in time, everything was old and kind of broken down the food wasn't great, there's a ration on all the products there but the people were very nice the streets felt very safe and there was a melancholy feel to it though they were very passive about tourists and yeah, that was my feeling I went to a boxing academy there and the instructor made me work on my jab for 2 hours while smoking cigarettes in the background yeah, well I guess you'll say that maybe Mamdani should go there and he'll make everything better yeah, but would I visit again? I don't know man, it wasn't there wasn't a lot of excitement there it felt like a very it was reduced to virtually there's no internet you know you gotta go to the park to get internet and yeah, it was a place that it was nice to visit one time I'm not sure if I would go again you got a prostitute laughing it's so dope saying a prostitute is funny, right? yeah it's a sex worker it's a sex worker alright cuz, go back with your little baby girl talk to you guys later later bro, thank you talk to his two very immature friends who are at work yeah, yeah, yeah, we're at work it's almost like you say my dad used to say to his secretary can you get Mr. Chacon on the line? now we just go like this hey man, you got a prostitute, didn't you? yeah yeah it's a work call though that was a work call that's a work call that's legitimate work we're legitimately working in here for our families that was a work call that was a work-related phone call that was a work call cuz, one thing I know about you is that you love Lucy got one in your mouth right now you like a little nicotine I'm a nicotine-addicted human being yeah and I like Lucy you like Lucy, cuz I like Lucy because his pronouns she, her nicotine cuz, you got nicked by your sexuality and you got nicked by your sexuality nicked by nicotine I got nicked by nicotine and my sexuality 100% nicotine always tobacco-free I love it because I subscribe, cuz that's what it is that's what I do is you sign up at the end of the day it just comes to your house you don't have to worry about anything or you could go to lucy.co slash stores whatever you want, huh and find it by you but they're everywhere just by Lucy they're great the flavors are great and the breakers give you an extra little splash of flavor in your mouth yeah, cuz I mean, and you know I I Lucy the, the you know, family members that I have that do this love Lucy they said like you said the flavors they said the strength is just perfect and if you guys wanna get in on a little Lucy for your little nicotine all you gotta do is go to lucy.co slash stores put in that code hyenas Lucy's the only pouch that gives you the long-lasting flavor whenever you need it get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code hyenas and if you don't wanna wait just head to lucy.co slash stores to find Lucy near you and grab it today and here comes the fine print Lucy products are only for adults of legal age and every order is age verified warning this product contains nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical cuz everybody in this room has good hair including Nick and you know why? cuz everybody's using a little thing called hymns yeah, you gotta get your hair right and you get your hair right with hymns when your hair starts to thin what you do is you hit up hymns that's what you do that's who you call who you gonna call? you're gonna check out hymns hymns cuz it's like peptides for your hair it's peptides for your hair it's real simple all you gotta do cuz they offer a convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments with ingredients that actually work including chews oral medication serums and sprays so you take your pick cuz and they got doctor trusted ingredients like finasteride and minoxidil that can stop further hair loss and regrow your hair in as little as three to six months for simple online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss weight loss and more visit hymns.com slash hyenas that's hymns.com slash hyenas for your free online visit hymns.com slash hyenas featured products include compounded drug products which the FDA does not approve or verify for safety so you know Cuba had the revolution and then from there on America was like no bueno no bueno no bueno we don't like you and so they were like we're not gonna trade with you and then blah blah blah blah blah and then the Soviet Union see well a lot of people what I find interesting is a lot of people don't know that the Soviet Union used to subsidize a lot of these countries cuz they wanted them to work they wanted they were trying to spread communism we were trying to spread capitalism everyone always thinks it's just us right that was doing like the influence no the soft power and the you know we were doing it with the CIA and stuff like that they were doing it with like subsidies so they were sending like cheap oil they would send like rice they would send money they were you know they were helping Cuba a lot right right and then the Soviet Union was doing that for a lot of countries they were doing that for Vietnam they were doing it just like we were doing it for other countries they were sending it to the Eastern Bloc Hungary, Romania the miscellaneous white countries yes Poland yeah and then they crumbled they overspent and then when they had their when Gorbachev had the peristroka and he was like alright we're cutting off all of our aid to these countries and then boom so the teat the teat stopped for Cuba and then Cuba completely crashed and that is what we call the special period yeah and that brings us that was 1991 that was a big time you were like just a little baby I was a little seven year old little baby you were a seven year old baby this was big news on TV I was what we call a Hitler youth yeah it was a Hitler youth day yeah but this was a time it was all over the news the the the East German wall came down Germany got reunited the Eastern Bloc fell right Soviet Union broke up and people were going like communism's over right like oh it just didn't work yeah and then a little kid kid named Mondami was born somewhere in Sri Lanka or something yeah Uganda Uganda and they were like bring it back but wait so it's theoretically then so the only two but what makes a country communist like why is Cuba and North Korea like they don't have you cannot trade with them at all zero America doesn't trade with Cuba but then Obama tried to open it up a little bit he did for a little bit and then Trump came in and reversed all that and what's the reason why Trump reversed it was to squeeze them was to get them out so he wants to get the who out the Russians no he wants to get the regime out he wants the regime out he wants the regime changed just like in Iran he wants the communists out so does that Rubio's Cuban and he wants them out so could it theoretically could we start dropping bombs on Cuba too no we're not going to drop bombs on Cuba that's not going to happen no we're not going to do that they're going to try to do this diplomatically I think we're going to run out of them over Iran I think we're running low yeah I think we're lighting it up yeah and I think we're going to run low I mean we don't have infinite amount of bombs no I know but pretty soon we're going to have to buy we're going to have to have the made in China that would be ironic if we start if the only place to turn to is Iran we got to buy the bombs from Iran and then use them yeah I was about to say because if we eventually buy in China do you think they're going to be made in China and they're going to bomb themselves yeah it's probably what it is yeah yeah no I don't think we're going to bomb Iran but what we what was happening so then we had this period called the special period it's a funny name it's a funny name for a very horrible thing so I don't know why it's called the special period yeah because it was things got really bad it's not special it wasn't special at all no no it wasn't special it was it was when Soviet Union collapsed then Cuba's kind of subsidy collapsed they were subsidizing them they were living off them right it was almost like Cuba was Nick still living at his mom's house right and then his mom was like you got to move out right and then Nick was like what yeah and then so Nick went through a special period right he went through a special period he went through a special period so that's funny if we were good if the special period if we were going to put the Cuba special period into a person we would have it dressed like Nick it would be dressed like NWO shirt orange sneakers yeah orange sneakers eating oatmeal he made from home exactly bringing a thermos kind of stuff yes yeah so and then Soviet Union the parents said we can't we can't give you we can't pay for this anymore right you got to go get a job right you got to go do something right and so Cuba panicked and they're like what are you talking about yeah I like to sit around and fucking just smoke weed and you know scroll my phone all day yeah that's what it is I like to jerk off to wrestlers from the 90s. So, their economy, like, collapsed quick. Right. It was 80% of their trade got lost. Just went straight down. Their fuel imports were gone, and their economy collapsed. And here's what's crazy about it. It happened so fast, I think their GDP, like, shrunk, like, 30% immediately. Some number. Who cares? It's egghead shit. The point is, they started bringing back horse and buggies. Wow. Yeah. In 1991. In 1991, they started bringing back horse and buggies. Holy smokes. And their grid, you know, their grid's been going down forever. Because right now, it's relevant because there's a flotilla that went there to save. We got flotillas going. Well, Greta Thunberg? But it's Hassan Piker and a couple others. They went on a flotilla or a flytilla. Right. And they got in a plane, and they're going to give aid to the Cubans because there's a blackout. There's, like, they're getting no electricity. They have to ration the electricity. So, what are they going to do to help them? Well, they're fucked right now because they were getting their oil from Cuba, and America just took out their guy, Maduro. Right. So, now we're going, no. And now we're blocking all their oil. Yeah, this Irish hip-hop group, Kneecap, joined, and they dress like Hamas, right? Yeah. Now, what is a flotilla? I don't, that's what I'm saying. Because there was a flotilla that went to Gaza, too. What is a flotilla? So, it says, aid delivered to carry approximately 30 to 50 tons of supplies, including rice, beans, medicine, and roughly 100 solar panels to help with the island's power shortages. The main ships were expected to dock in Havana March 21st, 2026, and the flotilla set sail from the coast of Mexico. Yeah, I mean, the, what Cuba has is tons of sugar. They got a lot of sugar. They used to be a prosperous, they used to make so much sugar. Now, the amount of sugar they make is less than the sugar that they made in, like, in the 1880s. Really? Yeah, it's just, like. Azucar. Yeah, azucar. You just can't get them to produce the sugar the way that they did. You know, it's centralization, right? Right. So, it's like, the government runs everything, and so they went through this special period where they started, they just, you had to pick up your date in a horse and buggy. It's what it is. You had to get Cinderella back home before midnight. So, it's not like, it's just, it's pretty simple that, like, because I know somebody could talk us into it, why communism could be better and show you, but the truth is, you don't have to rack your brain. Communism just doesn't work with human beings. I thought we were there. It just doesn't work. I thought we had reached a period where we were like, unfettered capitalism doesn't work, right? We saw the stock market crash. We, you know, we got close to unfettered capitalism and like, oh, this is, you know, it creates inequality, right? Because you look at it, it's like, they both create inequality. It's funny when communists say, like, oh, capitalism creates inequality. You go, well, how about communism? Yeah. It's just Jordan and LeBron. That's all it is. I mean, yes, capitalism creates inequality. We're seeing it now, right? But look at communism. I would say communism inequality. Might even be more because there's actually less people at the top and more people at the bottom, right? So there's no middle. Yeah. There's nobody. Nobody has any money in Cuba besides the tippity tippity top. No. And the interesting thing about this is I think people just think that like, we're the only ones who does like foreign meddling and stuff like that. But, you know, the United States, the USSR was like giving them stuff like to prop them up. Right. Like we do with our proxies. Right. So they were buying sugar. Like at a high price, like they were overpaying for the Cuban sugar. Right. In order to help Cuba. Right. We're sending them cheap oil and letting them resell the oil to make money. Right. It was all it was like it never was a sustainable thing. It was propped up by the Soviet Union. By the Soviet Union. Yeah. And I saw I just saw that Raul Castro in 2006 Fidel's brother. I'm sorry. Fidel Castro's fortune in 2006 was 900 million. No, no, no. Yeah. Should we pick it up? Should we pick it up, Timmy D? Sure. Pick it up. Ask him what he thinks about Cuba. Or maybe not. Right. Should we do it? Tim. What's up? What's up, baby? We're on the pod. We're on the hyenas. How? Which? Who? You and Yannis? Me and Yannis. History hyenas. We were just talking about Cuba. What's going on? What do you guys think about that? We think that, you know, Hassan and. Is Yannis there? Yannis is here. Yannis, can you hear me? I can hear you. Awesome. So a mozzarella sticks here. Cheeseburger deluxe. Thanks. Chris, keep going. Thank you, Yannis. Medium rare. Thank you. Chris, keep going. See? He wants the Greeks back in the diners. We were saying before, we want the world. Chris, back in the diners. Yeah. We want the world the way it was with all the Greeks back in the diners, the Koreans back in the fruit markets. Yes. The Irish back in uniform. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I think the Irish need to go back to running New York City. Respect them. Donnie, respect the call to prayer. But the Irish with their stubby little penises and their violent tendencies need to go back to running New York City. They do have stubby penises. Yeah. No, we're just talking about, you know, the, the, the, the flotilla of influencers going to help Cuba and we're just trying to break it down. We were just breaking it down and we were, our conclusion is communism has never been shown a fair shake. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, you know, I'm against going physically to any place to help anyone. Right. I agree with that. Yeah. I don't believe in it. I believe in doing it on the internet. Yes. Right. That's how you can get things done. Yeah. I don't believe in physically going and being confronted with my ideas. I would just rather. Yes. I don't want to see it. Yes. Who went? Hassan Piker and kneecap. Yeah. Yeah. But we were just talking. Yeah. We were talking about kneecap. Yeah. And they dressed like Hamas. Well, I do like them. You know, they are from Ireland. So I do have to say respect to kneecap. And, and if my agent hears this, I'll delete it. I just, I, I hope we don't go into Cuba. I know Cuba's weak, but everybody's, you know, we don't need this. How about I, I want to go back to old criminal Trump. Yes. Right. Like, let's just go back to con artist Trump. Yes. That was fun. Yeah. You're aren't we tired of us punching down? I mean, I ran in Cuba. We're punching down now. If we not, if we didn't learn anything from the culture of sensitivity, we have to stop punching down. Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess I ran, we're punching down. It feels like they're punching back pretty good. Yeah. I feel like I ran pretty well. Um, now, I mean, I hope this ends. I think gas is $6 or something or like on average. Well, thank God. Well, thank God you got your car stolen. Yeah, that's right. Thank God. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God. Best thing that ever happened to you. Yeah. Now you see, I don't look so pedestrian for getting a Tesla now, do I? Oh yeah. I look like a smart Jew. That's true. Yeah, it is true. Now I'll call you later. Let's hang out. Let's all, let's all get a lunch this week. Yeah. I mean, I'm in, I'm, I'm back. I had to come back to LA for some stuff, but when I'm back. Yeah. Because you have to just get a little way. Once you, you know, once we saw the prayer rocks and watch the square park, there was a lot of flights leaving New York. I just, you know, the thing about LA is it's just white Mexican and it's fine. You're either just doing white stuff, like saying eggs Benedict, no bread. And then you eat the hash brown, which is worse than the bread. And then if you're Mexican, you go see Joe coin fluffy at the arena. Yeah. And everyone's happy. That's it. Everyone's happy. Nobody's doing anything. Love you both. Love you, man. Thank you. Bye. Yeah, you're right. That's what they're not telling the people is that there's such weights at the airport because when they saw those videos from Washington square park, people just booked flights. Yeah. They said, see you later, alligator. We'll see you later, buddy. So yeah, I mean, it's just Cuba right now is getting choked. It's getting squeezed by United States. I personally don't think that's a good move. I don't. I don't. I think soft power works better, right? We've never gone anywhere. Usually when we try to intervene with some or we, we can't change it from the outside. We got to change it the old school way. Propaganda. Yeah. A little Hollywood. Yeah. Sex. Yes. A little, a little, you know, a little Coca-Cola. Switch it up. A little music. A little music. This is not the way I think like what we were saying earlier in the show. Maybe we said it on the patron is we wanted to, everybody just wants to go back to the way it was. Yeah. Everybody we want. I want the USSR to get back together. I want the USSR. I want Zangief from Street Fighter. I want him back. I want, I want the, the deep state to come back. I don't want to know what's going on. I like with Obama. The curtain was full. Maybe it was deporting more people and killing more people. Probably who, I don't know the numbers. It doesn't matter. I didn't know anything about it. Okay. I want punked with Ashton Kutcher to come back. I just want, I don't want to, I want the gatekeepers of Hollywood to come back. I want movies and TV shows and people molesting everyone. I, as I said, you know, if you want movies to get, to get good again, you bring, get Weinstein out of the jail cell. Let's go back to the way it was. Yes, there were problems. Okay. I want to get skull fucked by priest. Just go back. The world was running just fine when we didn't know anything about it. Bring it, tell Epstein to come out of hiding. We don't want to know about any more scandals. We don't want to know about any of that. Just, just, we want to go back into the confession booth and I want to be able to tell the priest that I swore that week. Yes. Do 13 Hail Marys. And that's what the concern of my week is. Yes. That's all. That's all that I want. That's all that I want as well. We need to go back. I just want to go back. I want to go back into Vietnam. Yeah. No. So yeah. I want to move back to Bay Ridge. Yeah. Do you want to go back to Bay Ridge? Let's go back to being single. Do you want to raise your family to Bay, in Bay Ridge? I want to go back to Greece. Do you really want to go all the way back to Greece? Would you go back? No. Are you going to take your family to Greece this summer? Maybe. Right. You keep saying you're going to take them. It's a little expensive right now. I think it's a good time to book a nice little tourist trip to Cuba. You want to go to Cuba. I want to be to Cuba if you're okay with getting InternetX, us only at the park and you know yeah it being dark and if Sergio if Sergio was saying it's not that nice then you know it's not that nice because I've you know I mean he thought you know the first time I took him on the road I mean he thought of Ramada was a five-star hotel right it was like that shit that got that one shower and shit cuz you know about Shopify of course we have a small business cuz we're a podcast cuz if you got a small business and you don't have Shopify I don't know what you're doing it's like do you want to accelerate your efficiency on your business then get Shopify you upload new products try to or try to improve existing ones whatever you need Shopify helps you out it's like you got your own like personal assistant with you doing all this stuff for me it's like you got a whole marketing team behind you I bet you you didn't even know that Shopify is the commercial uh commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e-commerce in the United States from a lot of people cuz I actually did know that yeah so that's that's information that you now have and that our fans have and now I say to myself well what if I get stuck well then Shopify says well someone's always around to share advice with their award-winning 24-7 customer supports do you know what that means you're gonna talk to a dude in India tackle all important tasks in one place from inventory to payments to analytics and more no need to save multiple websites or try to figure out what platform is hosting the tool that you need it's all in one everything is all in one place it makes your life easier and your business operations much smoother cuz and they got that iconic purple shop pay button that's used by millions of businesses around the world it's why Shopify has the best converting checkout on the planet it also helps boost conversions meaning less carts going abandoned and more sales for you yeah I check out with Shopify all the time cuz we'll tell them how to fancy get a little discount time to turn those what-ifs into SF well no it's time sorry it's it's time to turn those what-ifs into yeah the accountant yeah with Shopify today yeah Shopify new sales app oh yeah yeah you're cuz you've had two hours of sleep let me just take over sign up for your one dollar per month trial today at shopify.com slash hyenas it's one dollar per month even Nick said he can afford and he's on snap go to shopify.com slash hyenas that's shopify.com slash hyenas cha-ching Shopify Shopify new sales sound cuz look at this right here our rag and bone I guess these are like comfortable jeans cuz they're jeans but they're like sweatpants and they smell good they smell good what size did you get I got a 34 waist you're gonna have to fucking lube yourself to get to those because you got a 34 waist you're gonna have to fucking lube yourself to get to those cuz you got a 34 waist but look how cool these are man they do look great and they're comfy one feet and they're called the Miramar product is the product that we want you guys to go get as you know we love rag and bone um we really uh we shop there they've sent us some stuff and now we're customers ourselves Jesse knows where they live so we like it and they sent us these Miramar the rag and bone Miramar where you don't have to choose between comfort and looking put together you get both because they're jeans but they're sweats yeah and they are comfy they're very comfy and they look exactly like real denim they have athletic fits to straight leg styles even over shirts rag and bone Miramar delivers the look of jeans with the comfort of sweats high quality guys you gotta go to rag and bone Miramar and pick up this Miramar it's a revolutionary printing technique with with uh that makes ultra soft fabrics like terry cloth and stretch and this is super nice it's super nice super cute and it's time to upgrade your denim with rag and bone for a limited time our listeners get 20% off their entire order with code hyenas at rag slash bone dot com that's 20% off at rag dash bone dot com with promo code hyenas when they ask where you heard about them please support our show and let them know we sent you one more time hyenas at rag dash bone dot com yeah so it is interesting that you know communism fell and stuff like that and so I thought we were at that point I thought so too I thought we were at the point going oh that didn't work oh right unfettered capitalism worked the only thing that seems to work is a mixed economy a little bit of both you put them both into it was like Cuban Chinese fusion food right you just got to put them together put them together and then they work hybrid yeah I like Cuban uh Chinese fusion I love fusion food you like fusion you were on the network called fusion and it didn't work like communism didn't work it didn't work that way yeah that's the only time fusion doesn't work didn't work it's when you're on the network yeah so technically there's five communist countries left only one of the five Laos Vietnam China Cuba and the big one North Korea now North Korea is the big big one right and there's only two that are still ideologically and economically purely communist so the only reason why I said there's two left is because China still calls itself communist for ideological reasons but it's opened up its markets Laos has opened up its markets the Vietnam has opened up its markets right Poland of course went in one generation from like abject poverty to now it's the 20th biggest economy in the world and they're big they have a better GDP they have a better economy than Switzerland Poland does make the dump Polish jokes do it yeah Poland has they what has what they've done is is it and it's connected I think I don't know but their GDP has went way way up and their Muslim and Jewish population has went way way down Poland has they what has what they've done is it and it's connected I think I don't know but their GDP has went way way down I think maybe I don't know if the two related I don't know but they did become capitalist and they took off yep absolutely took off in one generation yeah one generation so it's like I don't know what we're doing right and then it's like you look at the countries that were communist that are doing well now Vietnam's doing well right Laos is starting to do well they're six percent growth China we know what happened in China they became a powerhouse yeah right because they adopted capitalism so there's only two holdouts left so I think part of what Trump is doing and markers were doing is going like we're going to stomp this last of these last ones out North Korea they can't stop out you'll never get North Korea will be communist forever it'll just be what it is right they got a nuke they got a nuke they got a nuke yeah if you got a nuke you're going to be left alone yeah you need a nuke because North Korea would throw a nuke at the United States no problem yeah they have a nuke so there's not you could do King John who's just he's it's just if somebody decided to truly throw a nuke at us do we really have defense capabilities to stop it or it was just a test I don't know but I think we talked about I think we would be alive a little longer because they'd hit our nuke arsenals which are in like Wyoming and Montana they're not gonna hit they're not gonna hit New York I think they'll go for that first defensively they'll try to take those out first they probably will hit New York unfortunately yeah when you're the cool kid that's you know they're not gonna they're not trying to hit Pottstown Pennsylvania I'm ready because I as I've told you I've got a 30-day supply of powdered fettuccine Alfredo I and I have iodine tablets and I have masks and that's a truthy woothy cuz I got a pee big should I hold it in and do the patron names should I go into the patron names with just a fucking bladder full of piss or should I piss what do you pause it and go pee yeah you think so yeah you don't think I should just let it rip it's just start pissing down my pants no all right just took a nice pee pee yeah you look a nice flow yeah nice flow we're ready to give you some of the patreon names patreon dot com slash history hi heen it's patreon patreon dot com slash history I mean is we all the newest members get their names right out it's a fun reason to be a part of it and I just want to commend you Yanni we got through this you've only on an hour and a half of sleep and we got through the episode we did it because you were a tired monkey before I feel good you do you feel good feel good and it's nice to have the Tesla because you can just let that puppy drive and if you fall asleep at the wheel no problem well big problem but yeah it's what it's not as big a problem if it was not driving itself but it's still a big problem I wouldn't recommend it yeah don't recommend I wouldn't recommend it all right welcome to the patreon don't need steel toe boots because my socks are filled with glue okay then we got father bills prostate milker old school father bill from back in the day yeah Mike Clark Chrissy Cliff note Michael Sorenson Candido sniffing goose ski lift seat like Eileen goo yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's a good one we're gonna Drexler it Dakota fanning the fumes and by the way can I just say real quick look at the propaganda our media does I think we might have spoken about this where goo Eileen goo who you know is an American but competed for team China was on the cover of Time magazine as athlete of the fucking whatever and then Hughes who scored the game winning goal for the is vilified for the US yeah it's just a propaganda Chinese media Dakota fanning the fumes doesn't the Olympics feel like 15 years ago Yeah, it was like two weeks ago. I know, it moves so fast. Um, Vincenzo Fats, Frisbee on low dose with high presh, a.k.a. Chrissy De. Okay. Okie doke. Last 14. Christian Clark. That's what you call walked into one. That's what it is. He did a, he, uh, he did a misdirect on you. He did. Called himself a Frisbee. You can, the way RFK gets honey potted, I get walked into one. It's what happens. Yeah. This is a version of a honey pot. It is. Yeah. Honey pot you. Glue Man, a.k.a. Skeeter Parker, um, Jack, Evan Roche, Steve Swayze, just microwaved the FFs in Iran and call it Queer Oshima. We had that. Yeah. Okay. We talked about that. Last 14. Bill, George Sporis, Queens, a borough so nice I moved there twice. Okay. My ex used to triangle choke my piece with her throat. Hunter Crook. Jackie, not prepubescent, but got dick and balls for the table streaker. Make no mistake. Yanni makes his wife watch him bang out grok. Dingbat, Kyle Mandrell, Brian Myers, my girl's trans, easy like a fumes game morning. Chase Fury. Lena Dunham is a fat. So, yeah, maybe she cut him off in traffic that I don't know. Yeah. Jimmy Jeter. It's over, Johnny. That's not pee. That's squirt. Ding Crosby really dreaming about white Christmas. It's really good. It's good. What do we do? Last 14. Walked into one? Yeah. I mean, whatever you want. I mean, that's the best one so far. I mean, we don't even have anything that's made the list yet. That's interesting. That can't go up in lights. Okay. So, we'll see. April, AK, King J, bead, bed, sex for honey, wiped only three times because I like the itch. Put him on the list. Okay. There we go. Interesting. Yep. Put him on the list. He enjoys it. He enjoys it. Ayatollah, come in me, Junior, because my dad got cracked big. Eileen, glue gun. I want to smell Nick's belly button. It's a sick kid. Interesting. It's probably going to smell like action figures. Yeah. Toaster bath bomb. Leaky roof helmet company. Non-tude on the $3 bubble. Tulsi, my salad. Michael Haig, trans niece with a D's piece. Sorry, babe. Met a girl in Thailand. He's my Kumar. Drexler. Wow. Close. Close. Almost. Yeah. So far, one of the weakest lists we've had in a while. It happens. Listen, sometimes the Dodgers are hot and sometimes they strike out. Does the white smoke over Tel Aviv mean they have appointed a new Epstein? Live 14. Live 14. Live 14. Live at Arno. Your mom, Nick, hurting for a squirting. Wait, that's pretty good because it's a Pope joke. It's Pope Drexler. Okay. I just caught it. Tim Dillon's butt plug smells like Akash's grandmother's cooking. It's what it is. Way song she ain't. Yeah, the kid's disparage. Funny, though. She has athlete's foot and the fumes make me go pewing. Kid likes a sticky foot. Yeah. My. My cat chased a laser beam. Now they smell like curry. The good as God. The good as goy boy. Joe DiCarlo. Got a rebate from my Chinese accountant, Cha Ching. Live 14. What do we do with that? He's saying his accountant's name is Cha Ching. Yeah. And also it's a pun on Cha Ching. I mean, what do you think? What do you do? I mean, what do you do? Put it on a list. Yeah. Weak list. It's the list. Sometimes you get on the list because the list is weak. Yeah. Sometimes. No, but that would be a good one in any era. Yeah. Kevin Goodwin. Diddy's free colonoscopy. Devron Gordon. Hope is my hedge. My piece is small. I'm fucked. My dad's calling me. Slappy Mutz. Slappy McNutsack. Ernest Hemingway's flying Ernest Hemi monkeys. Ooh. Ooh. The tuckback of Notre Dame. Travis Morgan. Tuckback of Notre Dame. It's a chicken figurine. It's on the list. It's on the list. Yeah. Okay. Asleep in the hood. Call me Martin Luther Ding. Okay. Piers Morgan's pool boy. Oh, because his wife, they say. Yeah. It's bad. I only watch Tarantino films for the feet. Hassad Gilf. Oliver Olivier Fortier. Continental Breakfast Reservations. Step on them. Step on them. I won't get hard unless you step on my balls, babe. Sometimes everyone's got a different tingle. JFK Jr.'s female pilot. Oh. Was she the pilot that crashed the plane? No, he sank because the plane crashed. It was a female pilot. Ah, yes. It's a good one. Giannis, this is Lenscraft. Your monocle is ready. Drexler. Yes. Jake Hopkinson, a.k.a. Far Away in the Back, playing on Father Bill's. Bill's. Goo Kazoo. Oh, sorry. Victim of bad read. This vitamin water tastes like shit. We've had that. Mm-hmm. Jake and Bake. Gay firefighter. Call me Ladder for Queen. Ladder for Queen, pretty good. Yeah. Drexler. Ran out of gel, so I had to use my own glue. Okay. Playing Truth or Dare with my homosexuality. Mm-hmm. Peter Piper and Pepper Pickers, a.k.a. Ice. Two Shoots for Room. Asking sobbing woman if there is a Mr. Carriage. Okay. Huh. Okay. Interesting. Ayatollah of the Iranian Frisbee Golf League. I still get scared when I see muzzies at the airport. Hashtag never forget. Ben Richards, Logan Hall, Trucker D82, Christopher Reed. Reincarnate Bernays to build praise for gays so I can go both ways without dad's angry gays. Really good. Nice rhyme scheme. Long. I'm going to Drexler it, but it was long. Early life check. Got a shotgun to protect my property. Call it a ding doorbell. Okay. Bebe's goy toy. Luke Barber. Tanker Jihadi. Liam O'Connor. Bebe's goy toy. Indian video game. Press X to grape. Oof. Oof. Tim Dillon's twink bagel bussy. Straight. Manly, but can stop moving to trannies. Okay. Mm-hmm. Jennifer Nyman, Jacob, my purebred German shepherd loves to catch and collect Frisbees. Must be in his jeans. Okay. We've spoken about that. Why? James A. Last 14. Zachary Solomon, Christopher Donaldson. Two hot dogs, one bun, raw, no condimental. Okay. Went for it. Woke up in a sticky puddle. Call that glues clues. Good one. Yep. Good one. Chrissy D's realtor. Um, bean with the small peen, AKA human sewing machine. Um, I have cash app and I'm not black. Um, Iran's nuclear weapons program. NYC Holly. Hank R. My wife divorced me and drained my 401k after she found out I used the bathroom sink as a urinal. Happens. Okay. Let's just do a few more names because this is, I mean, we've never actually been in this situation. Nothing's jumped out at you, right? Nothing. I mean, even the ones that are on the list, they're good, but there's nothing that's like this is, you know, everyone, it's good at bats. Guys are having good at bats. It's just, they're not making contact. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. Sometimes it happens though. It's just, you know, let's see if, let's see if we get some life. Let's see if we get some life, uh, here. Um, okay. Uh, beam program survivor, Long Island guy, AKA DB Sweeney's Coke dealer, um, lime, limerick lopsided. My limbs got the Pottstown strut. I took a five milligram Eddie and it made me question my sexuality. Okay. How did captain Leroy salute his first mate with a hard R gotcha. Queef Latifah micropene can't get past the lip. It's a good one. Yeah. Uh, Drexler though. Yeah. Kyle Borgi, Augie, uncle swerve, Hector Ramos, Dylan LaDuff, David Dykstra. Um, Gavin gluesome, Bella Lomel, Allah eating inshallah with his fist and Kamala. Uh, thanks to blue chew me and father Bill's relationship has never been stronger. Um, I want on Peter ruggers in Bellinghurst, uh, is what I is half bitten, half bitten radish in a black man's butt, turning the white levels up a mere, the boozy Cruzco, Justin Coleco, Eve. Kelsey, uh, Leroy sister getting smashed by a muzzy AK, the black sheep of the family. Okay. Martin Luther cream, Eric Thornton, MLK didn't die. So you can FaceTime in the elevator, put it on the list. So put it on the list. Good one. Yeah. It's a real good one. Yeah. That's finally now we're heating up. Yeah. That's what you call this list. You know what that, you know what that one, now we have a new one. Yeah. That one's called. The Messiah. The Messiah. We needed someone to come in and save this list, and he did. this is we've actually never been in this position in any of the years i've never remembered something this light yeah kaya it's not gay if both peens are in a vagine um max crosby wants to terryl sucks king henry's d okay chrissy's leaky roof is from the edibles uh tayron toots shiite shoots sir isaac tootin um sir isaac tootin's a nice chicken finger yeah hijab around my penis looks like yusef cat stevens uh yodeling buttholes um uh uh amir the bozi crusco we got and um i don't know should we try one more page or you think like you just it's sometimes it is what it is it is what it is it is right we have a few to choose from yeah yeah it's just guys i'm sorry if this was the first time you ever listened to the episode that was historically the worst list we've ever had besides one clear probable winner just to do the due diligence we will read out the names but i'm i'm shocked yeah it you know but it happens we've been waiting for this day we knew it would come right and it came and and again i'm sorry if it's the first time i'm sorry but this this never happened before so here is the list granted it's light but if you made it i mean you know here's the thing too i mean sometimes you know it's like uh it's like the whoever won the nba championship in the bubble that year it's after the lakers like it doesn't really count right you know it's just this is one of these lists like you it's a bubble list it's a bubble this is a covid list yes got a rebate from my chinese accountant cha ching well that's a good one it's not bad all right so that'll keep that around yeah that's a good one the tuck back of notre dame that's we're gonna chicken finger that okay um uh wiped only three times because i like the itch we're gonna keep that okay okay see look these are decent and then mlk didn't die see mlk didn't die so you can facetime in the elevator we're keeping that so we got three okay so we got contenders we got to get rid of one so i mean wiped only three times because i like the itch uh got a rebate from my chinese accountant cha ching or mlk didn't die so you can facetime in the elevator we're definitely the wipe right thank you you're getting drexler'd very funny this is uh this is uh we're often in this situation cha ching versus mlk we're often in a coke or pepsi mcdonald's or burger king situation right and here we are again right i'm going with cha ching interesting i'm going with you ching i have a chinese accountant and i gotta change i gotta re-bank cha ching see i think mlk didn't die so you can facetime the elevator is funnier jesse yeah mlk all the way yeah okay nick where are you going nick what do you say i like cha ching whoa see so now what are we doing whoa we got two baby i knew something interesting was gonna happen do we have to call in the wives again i think what we do before we release it we let the fans decide this one whenever we go to a tie we gotta let the fans decide so what do you mean on patreon when we post it put in the comments and i will add up the comments we will add up the comments and announce the winner on the next wow that's what we'll do okay that's interesting first time in history we've ever done that yeah we're going we're going we're gonna go uh we're going all uh america's got talent on this one so go to patreon.com slash history hyenas if you want to get involved you have a chance to pick between the two names of mlk didn't die so you can facetime in the elevator or got a rebate for my chinese account and cha ching tell us in the comments who's the winner we'll put up a poll and then next week we'll announce it that's what it's got to be because that's what has to happen sometimes sometimes you have to go to a direct vote from the people it's what it is for a limited time you can get a big mac meal for just eight dollars that's a burger fries and a drink they don't call it an extra value meal for nothing get a big mac meal you Only at McDonald's. Price and participation may vary. Promotion pricing may be lower than real pricing.