Crip Mac Crashes Out and Threatens To Attack Matan

Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have creep mark, welcome in Thanks for coming For today's co-host we have my manager of our flooring welcome in via flooring Can you all yeah pull the mic close to your mouth and then introduce yourself to anybody who might not know you and all that Well, oh snoo, don't know snoo, I am on the 55th birthday of general baby crazy mad ass crap And what type of language is that it's crimp in crimp in crimp in all season crimp in Is it similar to English you could I hear some English, but I'll see all right beam of the fuck a crap You say it with a lot of enthusiasm Creep I'm proud of it Okay, what is it for maybe those who might not know what is a creep a creep? There's a blue rag Get an extra out motherfucker and can they can they have white people or no? They can't they come get they put on and what does that mean when they come? About an hour They come get they put on How much is it per hour to hire you at my nephew's birthday party your nephew see late party kid give me five fifty-five an hour 555 dollars That's pretty expensive that's more than a minute even and those guys are crazy with their prices How many hours is your plan on me stay in about an hour and a half? Give me A thousand or five hundred fifty-five. Woo that's way more than five hundred fifty-five dollars an hour You just like up the price of the price that's not Now give me five fifty-five, but you got to send it all now But you do the full hour and a half for five fifty-five. Hey, you like give me the date the time and all the shit though It seemed like about a week and a half Well, give me the date the time and send the dollars in come and make happen. Okay If someone gave you one hundred thousand dollars how long would it take before you were back at zero? I ain't gonna give it out five nobody. I'm gonna save a lot of it Well, you will invest it in such things. I'll put it where I know it's going to invest and make sense and well Would that be well helping the homeless helping nursing homes, but you won't get any money back for that It's not really great. Invest in it. You put it out. You do it out the kind of see your cripple or heart Oh, so well that still kind of answers the question how long until the your back at zero you may use the money for good things But how long are you threatening me you piece of shit? Where'd you get this piece of shit from this mic mic you gotta fuck up out of here. You're joking certified Do you speak like that as a Joker? Is there actually something wrong with you? No? This is really me a real life. You think it's comedy. It's not you're not playing a character or something like that I'm not a character who I'm a getting better Why did you get in there? You know what a getting back here is the motherfuckers you was scared of when you were kid Well, I didn't leave around though, you know getting back here as I feel like I know what it is But I've heard different explanations a different time. Yeah No, no, it's just this is this crippling. Just get back. You know is what it is Do you play a store Björn in Overwatch? Do I want? Excuse me. Do you play a store Björn in Overwatch? No, the fuck there is is that the character you play with or who do you do a what you know Overwatch I don't play that game. Oh you don't yeah, I thought that's kind of the whole thing with the creeps They all play Overwatch. No, so what what do you play in what did they play? It's something else would I play? If not Overwatch, then what what do I play? I don't understand I Play a game you could never play what's that? Play ball game you could never play basketball No football player from fight of Falcons from the Falcons and when you play football do you play a store Björn? No, I'll just play football in the streets. No, it's a tactic. It was that a reference to like killing somebody I don't really know. No, no, I don't do stuff. I thought I'm a great man And what is that that tattoo on your face symbolize? I see you have a five I'm a five black general and some low general from 55th straight. I thought that maybe it was like how old you thought you were something like that I'm a five black fifty-fifth right and from low general from 55th straight So it's a lot of numbers five. It's like kind of a mentor. You know shut the fuck up. I'm gonna get your ass up out of here Get him out of here Out of the interview the fuck up out of here. You gotta go get cousin out of here What do you do? Yours keeps a frenic oh, yeah Most definitely I don't want no weird shit around me like that So that guy's gonna happen in an hour get the fuck up out of here But maybe something body is gonna happen to him. That's not my fucking problem. Don't continue to say that around me Were you diagnosed by a doctor as a schizophrenic? Yes, a frenic and paranoia inside polar alone? I'm a great guy. I feed the homeless. I help people and I stand on scissors. It's a game I don't really understand why people have issues with the schizophrenic. You know what I mean It's actually a lot of the time they're seeing stuff that we can't yeah see great things What do you usually see? Well, I see great people So actually your schizophrenia is a good thing. You're seeing people that you like no great people. Okay Great future Great future great future. Okay. We have a little game show. I wanted to do with you It's called are you smarter than a fourth grader? Have you ever seen those shows? They do on the street like that? I'm smarter than the fifth grader So I'm gonna ask you some math questions, and then you're gonna answer them to your best ability. Oh Shit. All right, let's try three times four point five That's 12 and a half I think yeah No, it's not but yes, it is motherfucker. It is No, it's not no, you're lying. No, it's on the paper. Shit. I'll give you a pen and paper if you want to But we'll move on to the next one because you got that one wrong. That's 12.15. It's 12 No, well, I thought it was we're gonna move on. That's what I say. This one is four plus 46 That's 48 4 plus 46 right I think it might be 48 or 4 plus 46 All right, what else zero minus three That's a tough one No, it's negative that number zero minus three. Mm-hmm. What did that come out to? minus seven That's correct. It is huh? Yes, yeah, you start down from two and exactly Yeah, you get a video game you get and some the video game and some release by bio water I got a big booty shit. I fuck her and I'm on the week. Yeah, she plays video game. She's 28 years old. I'll give her it She'll enjoy it. What's the relevance of her age? I want to let you know just cuz she plays video guy. She's a grown woman. She's 20. Oh you thought I might assume she was like a man I want to make sure you know she's a grown woman, but you will not do anything with minors of course No, I'm a game man. You're a real game man. What is getting bigger? I still don't understand. I feel like a real crib I don't do shit like that. That's against code. It's against the code, huh? Okay, we have a couple more math questions, okay? Three plus three fourths Make sure you're talking to the mic by the way. Six four like an impala. No, I don't think so. I have to get six four She will give me another gift you have from under there. That's when you get it right. Okay. I'll give you another one Just to get you like you're the best gift you have, but we're gonna have a friendly fade right in this fucking placement camera The video game anthem by bio where you just gave me this shit now. I'm seldom on fuck you. All right. Let's just play. Okay three plus three fourths Oh Six four how do you get to six four what six four day is six in the fall six four and pala low rider You know you think of some stuff I couldn't even think of so it's like you're actually way ahead of me in some way I'm ahead of the ball game. That's correct. Ain't nobody catch up. I'm not even closer You got it right. I'll give you another gift. All right another gift What does she have? The video game anthem released by bioware critically a clear and I'm selling both of these games are giving the big booty Since this game. I think you'll get much for that, but maybe you can have it as like a collector I swear you'll buy it fuck it. Okay. This is a tough one. Are you ready? Expire for five five plus four minus one plus one. Oh no five plus Nine minus one plus one Eight you're actually that was really quick. You got it right immediately holy shit. Mm-hmm another game by alpha Fuck that game. I'm trying to give you a gift. I don't want it. I'm keep things you keep those what are you gonna do with the other two the besides? one you're giving to the big booty sitch and what will you do with the other two okay donate to the homeless so then why not donate three oh you're right homeless you know what they might have Xbox out there in the chance somewhere fucking why not donate six five is the magic by the way don't you take one back no you can donate another one to the homeless the homeless don't give a shit about your street rules and they also don't give a shit about anthem I want to fuck it they're gonna think that's a piece of food or something oh you might end up killing each homeless person you give one to they're gonna choke to death no no the great people that might be great okay well anyways you actually if I had to give you like a a great rating on that math test I'd say you got like an A minus you need a very good job I'd rather get a C plus C plus for creep mark yes crippin grip man and he's creep mark like a play on big Mac is there some relation there no no no it's just crippin mac because you really like a big mox or something like that's the crazy mad ass crypts the name I got put on with C max he might go go but what is the mox done for a big mad ass crypt crazy mad ass crypt but crazy already the first award so you're repeating mad ass crazy mad ass crypt the most crippin could get is a crazy crit it's me no but you're saying creep my dog's crypt there's already crazy mad ass crazy from I'm a great guy you need out another C see you may see crazy mad ass crypt creep mac no like creepin then he's a play on big Mac because I ain't got no fucking simulations and I'll make Donald's bullshit is because it's your favorite burger no it's a guy I'm a motherfucking crazy mad ass crypt but there's no C for crazy you're not understanding creep stands for creep obviously and the craziest starts with a C but you're not it's okay they're fucking chance to subject have you ever considered becoming a professor and Harvard to share your wealth of knowledge no why's that it's never my interest but they'll pay you a lot of money I don't give a fuck but don't you think you could help people by sharing your extreme knowledge on the world no why it's never my interest why is he not in your interest it's just not it's not what I'm doing in life okay I guess that's actually a pretty fair answer and why don't all the gangs make up and become friends it's impossible we'll never happen why we got so much violence and riboshit going on it can never happen but doesn't it seem a little childish did all these grudeman are concerned with colors it's kind of like no preschool no not it's just it's part of game but it's what life is it don't get no better oh that's it's a good life you're saying to live first not a good life but it's our life we love it we can't get enough of it at what point did you decide you wanted to be a gangster teenager teenager a hoodster yeah and how did you get into it were you born in into it or what now I got older cousins as crypts so you're born into it sort of no my older cousins is crypts so yeah I've seen them wrong as yeah crypts that's all inspired by him creepy yeah did they offer you a salary or how does that work no you don't get shit from it so they just stand on scissors with this shit you stand with scissors stand on scissors you stand on business with a motherfucking sea oh I get it you like including seeing all of those words it's like the best letter in the world you're like a reglassman do you know him you're like a reglassman yeah see the sounds starts from sea like cookie I get it that's that's something great shit is your behavior a result of rabies no but you're a paranoid schizophrenic right that's just normal it's me what it's just me no I know but it's just you but why is it you so nothing to do with rabies you weren't beaten by a dog or anything no it's never beaten by a dog what are you doing over here get the fuck away from me well he's helping with the mic oh is he helping the strange smile on his face is strangest you don't like his face I don't like that strange would you let him join your club you can never join the club and you guys get together did you guys get together and club penguin when that was around no but then you get to hang out with all your friends as penguins no we don't do shit like that why it's not crippling it's not getting says who me are you the leader who gets to decide such a thing I got a hell of a fucking rank over there I'm somebody well maybe then you can make the change and then I'll allow that I would never allow fucking people to hang with penguins no you are the penguin I'm not the penguin I'm the crit they become a penguin and you can even choose what color you can become what do you know you're you're you're a fucking penguin yeah it was yeah but then they shut the game down yeah you're a penguin they shut the game down put on a pink dress and cut your hair off that's what you need to do no but I'm not obsessed with the colors and stuff and what color do you like you like red or blue everything blue nothing else just blue only blue only blue only blue but you're not really wearing blue right that seems to be the shoes are blue but this is kind of black this is navy blue you can't see are you a color blind motherfucker no this is navy blue that's a dark blue this is dark blue it's a light blue so why don't you touch blue yourself blue no I'm already blue blue enough I'm as blue as a blue down you're black blue no but your skin is not black not blue it's black yeah but I'm blue but if you touch to yourself blue then maybe they'll give you a higher ranking crap cracked almost shit but anybody I have eyes right you were selling crap you said oh no no no you were selling crap well give me my goddamn damn quit playing don't let him take those games from you keep those safe okay those are worth a lot of money actually their anthem games what is an anthem game and it looks like a game you just say robots though are you able to read well I can read I can definitely read you don't think I can read what does it say alcohol reference long language smile use it to back on violence I can read you are way way way smarter than his fourth grader that's correct do you think you could beat a four-year-old the chess I don't play chess a four-year-old I don't play chess I know but the guy is four years old I don't play it neither does the four-year-old but in his four you have a I don't even know how to play chess okay well they teach you they tell you the moves beforehand I don't play they'll pay you if you beat him they'll give you anthem no I don't want to know why are you so opposed to that yeah it's not my type of thing can't do it type of shit in life no you can't do it yeah it'll make you skits a frenic oh that's even worse I'm already there so how does that work are you on medication no you don't take medication so you're just screwed yep hk screw loose just screwed what is the main ingredient in ketchup I don't give a fuck it I don't know what do you mean you don't know I feel like it's come on I don't know sugar shit I don't know sugar fucking tomato paste that's it that's correct give me another fucking anthem game hurry up I know a lot I give them all to you at the end of that there's no other gifts piece of paper piece of paper no I got to your collection ran out of gifts what shape do you think the earth is what shape has five sides what shape has five sides a plateau gun no I think a pentagon no that's the the government building but a pentagon is five sides right no the pentagon is a government building how many sides of pentagon that probably a bunch of different sides it's a huge building that you're not allowed in unless you're a high ranking official in the government or somehow have access let it really get in high ranking I think that's the last guy they would let in the pentagon there's five sides I 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Pride Peaks, a preferred partner of the NBA, think of the Pride Peaks for sponsoring today's episode. Are you smarter than a popcorn machine? I am. Now, here's the interesting part about that question. It's actually. I get cracking mode in a popcorn machine at the fucking theater. You did more crap than the popcorn machine? I get cracking mode in a popcorn machine. I have no idea what you're trying to say. But don't worry. But you know what? I'm really excited about it and I like it. Huh? I just like your enthusiasm. Oh, yeah, I'm probably. Oh, great, great guy. But what I was saying is the question is actually more interesting than you might think because it's. That's the service level. A popcorn machine doesn't have consciousness, okay? Yeah. So the question then becomes whether or not you have consciousness. What do you think? Do you have consciousness? Have you heard of Willow? The girl Willow and I created his house. No. You got it? Willow's s--- Willow. She's going to do some s---sins. I'm a f---er in that s---sins. Right after me. I think. You're a f---er in that s---sins. I think going back to that consciousness thing after that the answer is no, right? What? What's that mean? It's like this bad brain problem. No, no, no, no. I'm guessing if you knew I was thinking about her. Because I asked about consciousness. No. I just started thinking about some good f---ing asshole. Oh, you're just randomly. Yeah. Oh, that's good. [Laughs] But called. I like malt liquor, right? Yeah. Like malt liquor, big booty sitches, f---ing their f---s in that s---sins. And cracking on my enemies. And you like those black cigarettes called? I don't smoke cigarettes. No, but the ones that the black people like, what are they called? I don't smoke 'em. Why? The green pack? I don't know what they're called, 'cause I don't smoke them. Me neither. Because I'm white, though. Yeah, you smoke white people smoke cigarettes. But consciousness, if you think about it, start with the sea. [Laughs] No, no, no. But you don't have it. No, I'll just ask you if you knew her. No, I don't. You need a meter. So it's a no on both ends. I don't know who this lady and you don't have consciousness. And you like parties? You got parties that you do and shit like that? Do I select throw parties? Yeah. Not typically, no, why do you ask? Well, I know a great woman. I've known her 15 years, right? She does party supplies, you know? And then she underscores creations on Instagram. All fairs, sisness. Did she pay you for that shout-out or is that just a random one? She's a great friend. I look out for him. She like has s--- with you and then you give her a shout-out? No. We've never done anything a day in our life. She's a good friend. I've known years. I'm glad that you think I'm a good guy, 'cause I've always been scared of black people. So maybe-- Why? Black people are nice. Well, more gangsters, you know? But maybe my perception is wrong. Clearly, you've proven me wrong. Oh, great guy. If we could feed the homeless together, would you like to feed the homeless? No, I don't want to feed the homeless with a schizophrenic. Oh. I feel like that's a way to get bad things to go down. I mean, a lot of them are schizophrenic also, so I'm helping them. Yeah, that doesn't help the situation for me though. Oh, I don't help them. Okay. We'll figure something else out. How will you stop a spider from crawling into your nose while you sleep and eating your brain? I don't know. I never knew. You never knew one. That's a scary question. It's a very scary question. Can that happen? Yeah, they can crawl through your nose when you're sleeping. How would you know? How would you get it out? I don't know. It needs it out. Where you bang your head against the wall. Well, if it's in your brain, you can't sneeze it out because it's already through your nose. How would you get that motherfucker out? You're a smart man. Tell me. You cannot. You die. If you want to eat your brain, yes. Oh, shit. Well, guys, that are in the counter jail in prison. You know all the spiders. You see what you see on the walls in there? Make sure at night we're your sleep. Put the toilet paper in your nose. We don't want spiders getting in your nose and you're dying and not making it home. Five of your love fives after your prison sentence if you come home. That's a good point. I am everything else. You all right? Okay, and following up on that, would you be opposed to a spider crawling into your nose into your brain? But he does not eat. I want to talk about big booty s**t. Hold on, hold on. I don't want to talk about this s**t. Hold on. Let's talk about Willow and all the s**t. All the s**t s**t. But listen a second. S**t. Let's talk s**t. The spider is not s**t. The spider is now in your head. I don't care. He's not trying to eat your brain. He just wants to live with you. No, I don't want him to live with me. How do I get him out? But he's not affecting you poorly. I don't know. What was the doctor doing? How much were they charged? The doctor says your best case scenario financially is just to let the spider live in your head. Oh, hell no. That might drive you crazy. You might start smoking c**t. Maybe he'll eat the schizophrenic part of your brain. That should serve c**t. You'll start smoking c**t. I look like a c**t smoker. Your hair is f**ked up. You never get it fixed. Did I get it like yours? Yes, you can. I want you to make it with some of my spider looks daughter. It's a beautiful world. Gripped by Jen on Instagram. I should get your s**t corn rote and banged out. It's like I'm speaking to an alien. Oh, should get your hair right. You should get your hair right. Thank you. Yes. No, you're doing it too hard. Just have to break my fingers. No, it's just a firm. There you go. Do you play as Torbjorn in Overwatch? Excuse me. What? Torbjorn. Torbjorn. When you're playing Overwatch, do you play as Torbjorn? I don't play those games. No, Overwatch. Not Club Penguin. I don't play it. Why? I'd never have. But if you play it, then you can choose Torbjorn as your character. I haven't played it. Why? I don't know. The game is free now. It's on Xbox. It's on Xbox. I had the big booty sit order when I go five of our house this week. I'm going to her house. I have her order. You play Overwatch? I have the other order, and she'll play this shit here, and I'll let you know how it is this game. Okay, do you think she'll like it? I mean, I got it five or she'll like anything I can get five of her. Actually, I won it in the competition. That's true. You know, I thought you were the type of guy who would be bad at math, but you were actually bad at math. Oh, smarter than anything. Now let the comedy fool you motherfucker. No. Don't slip out of here and die. You always gotta be careful about sleeping and dying. Yeah. All slips count. Don't slip. Do you know anybody who's slipped and died? I don't know, but I know there are some. Do you just are concerned about it? Well, I know people do. It's sad. That's sad. I like the demeanor change. It happens. It happens part of life. Yeah. It's sad. Everything is going to see all right. See all right. Like creep, right? Creep all right. Everything will see all right. Would they let me join or no? No. They wouldn't let you join. I'll try to offer them a bunch of games. Like Anthem. Video game. They're just gonna beat you up. I don't want your game. But I'm offering them a gift. Why would they. They don't want your gift. Why? They don't want it. I'm trying to make peace with them. They won't put you on because you gave them some fucking video games. And why doesn't the police just arrest all of them? Oh, the police. They never will. Why? I don't know. That's just not their job. And do you support the police? No. Why? I never will. Why is that? You mean I'm a ******* beggar. Next question. But you wouldn't want the police to arrest the ******* or something? And I don't support police arrested. No fucking body. I don't like the police. You want anarchy. You're an anarchist. I'm a ******* beggar. Like I see it. Next question. Next question. Would you rather die right now or live forever? Depends on how I die. Well, it's unspecified. If you know what that word means. Hmm. I don't know. Or live forever? That's a good question. Live forever, yeah. Hmm. I think somebody who lives forever might commit a ******* beggar. They seem so much s**t. They get an option. You have to live forever. Trillions of years time. This is a good question. I never thought trillions of years just. A trillion years. A trillion years is nothing compared to infinite. It's not even a half of a half of a half of a mini percentage. Come and as fuck to die. I don't want to live the rest of my life. Millions of millions of billions of years. I lose my f***ing mind. You are already schizophrenic. Those are going to get much worse. You're going to get worse with a trillion years. The doctor won't see able to help. The doctors will all be dead by then. You're smart man. You're smart. Nobody can ask me that life. Thank you. I appreciate it. Should I take you calling me smart as an insult? No, that's great. You're smart. Okay. That's great. This intelligence. Here's another good one. You're going to like this one. All right, let's get cracking. Would you rather have the superpower that makes you lose all your limbs and destroys your life? Or the superpower that gives you the first superpower whether you like it or not? I don't know. I don't know what superpower it is. I just said it. Okay, I'll say it again. The superpower that makes you lose all your limbs and destroys your life. At the gamble, the fifth superpower that they like it or not. That actually was such an unbelievable answer that I'll accept it. You beat my question. I did. Any more games? No more games. Most people in Iraq do with my question as if they're serious. Some people try to joke around with them. You don't even begin to understand the first letter of the first letter. I'm learning your different questions. You're smart, man. As I was starting. You're starting to like philosophy. You're in Iraq with my question. It's a lot of philosophy with me. Yeah. That's good. Does God put people like you here to make life a little more amusing for everyone else? No. So why are you here? I'm here. There's just part of life. But life is so stressful. Everybody needs a break sometimes. Everything's gonna see all right. Don't commit s**t. Are you like a s**t preventionist? I don't want people to die. Would you rather kick somebody or have them commit s**t? Neither. I would never do neither. No, between the two of those fours. Neither. Between those two options. Hey, the question is extra. Neither. No, between killing or murder. Between themselves or murder. Neither. You have to choose one. I said no. Change the f**king subject. No, it's a hypothetical. I'm not really asking you to do it. Remember. Oh, let's just help the people. Let's help them. Get them some peace. Let's help them. Did you ever think about seeing a dentist because your teeth are very yellow? Yeah, I am. I have a dentist lined up. Get a cure. We'll reschedule it next week. Don't you think it would make you more respected in your group if you replaced all of your teeth with the gold ones? I mean, possibly. I got all respect in my group regardless. But you'll have even more respect. I'll go to possibly. I got a dentist. He's doing it next week. He comes in town. He's a celebrity dentist. He takes care of him. So are the creeps like an organized group where if you need to see a doctor, you'll see a creep doctor. If you need to see a dentist, he said, "Dennis, who works for the creeps?" No, it's just normal people. Normal f**king civilians. So you don't get any straight benefits from being people? No. It's not a failure. It's their work. Normal jobs. Take care. They love fives. It's a struggle to get the ECT cards and pay the rent. So most of them don't have a lot of money, huh? Most of them don't have a lot of money. The economy right now is croak. The croak is a motherfucker. The economy is not good. The croak, everybody. What do you suggest? Is a solution. Well, work harder in life. Work harder in life. Treat people well. No, it's a solution for the economy. Do you get better? Work harder in life. Say, moat dollars and help homeless. No, not on an individual level. Like, how would you help fix the economy? Well, I couldn't tell you. Have you considered being like a running for governor or something? Ooh, that's nice. I never tried. All right. How do you think I'll do? I think you could do good. Would you ever make Epstein maybe? A what? You know, Epstein? No. Maybe you could make him your running mate? I don't know. Well, he's a good guy. How do you know he's a good guy? Because he did a lot of good things for the homeless community. Oh, well, yeah. If he did, I'd subscribe with the homeless community. I think it's a plan. So you could make him like the vice governor or something? Most definitely something similar. Something similar. Yeah. Not bad. Who is more talented? You or Michael Jackson? Me. It's probably not even close, right? Me. Critman. Critman has crap. Baby Critman has crap. Me. And what about this? Are you neurodivergent? Excuse the fuck? That means that your brain is in typical. I don't know. My brain is my brain. I think how I think. I don't even know how to follow up on whatever you just said. I think how I think. I know. That's why it's like, you have just straight street truths that I can't really argue again. You're gonna talk about Willow and her ******* scene she's getting ready to do? No. Is this like a ******* star? Well, she's not at you. She's coming up in the world. She's getting her ******* again though. Amazing, right? That's great. Is it great? I don't think so. I let it! Can't you not love it? We got some great beats coming out in the future, me and her. Don't tell nobody. I can't wait. And nobody will know. No, no, no. So I will own out a great beat she does. Yeah. I don't know what that is. I don't play Overwatch. He's one of the characters in the game. I haven't played the shit yet. That's Anthem. Oh, sorry about it. No, you have no worries. So if you play Willow, will you play Torbjorn? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna give me the game. It's free. You can download it. I don't even have to give it to you. I have her download it. She has Xbox. Xbox? It's just an Xbox and she has that. Did you buy it for her? She already had it! Okay, so you just give her a **** stupid junk. I just **** her in theater. Yeah, hang out with her all night. You think if a woman was just gonna have s**t with people in exchange for gifts, they'd at least make sure they're gonna get something worthwhile. Ah, cutie. Yeah, similar. What does that say on your forehead? Who will kill her? I'm proud. Love it. Can't get enough of it. Kill somebody before? I can't tell you stuff like this. No, you can probably say the food long enough ago they won't charge you. I'm a church man. I'm a Christian. Right. And I feed the homeless. Just know that. What's your obsession with the homeless? Because most of the time they're bad guys, but you want to help them? Most of them are bad guys at pieces of s**t. They smoke crap. So why do you want to help them so badly? They do all types of weird s**t. You got some homeless people that are down on their luck and they really need help trying to get their lives in order. You can really help them. You can inspire them to try to do things. What if we collect their teeth? No. Why? Why would you collect them? So they can't eat anymore? No. They need to eat. They need a great meal. So when they smoke, they're s**t. They're happy. That's what I'm saying. If we collect their teeth and then we put it under our bed, then they won't eat and they will s**t you. I don't want the homeless to s**t. I want everybody to live. I don't want anybody to s**t. But your forehead says kill us. So that seems a little contradictory. I got you down. No. Why did I get that for? Because you didn't make it. Your questions are stupid. You just like them. How many to go? I'm a great man. My feet are homeless. That's all you need to know. I want to collect their teeth. I collect their teeth. Okay. How about a better option? Because their teeth is a little futile. What if we collect their brain so we can scan their brains and check what's wrong with them? You know how to do that? Are you that smart? You can give them to a guy who is though. We can make that open. I can't do it. Why don't you do that? I'm out to fucks wrong with them. Yeah. In the meantime, we'll feed them. No, we won't. I will. No, you won't. You don't got it. I will. You won't feed them any homeless. You don't give a s**t about the homeless. I love the homeless. No, you don't. They have nothing in life. That's because they're evil. No, they're not evil. There's no. They were sent here to have nothing. No, they weren't. They need a chance. If they were supposed to have something, they would have it. No, that's not true. They get in a place so they can have things in life. I only believe in free will for people who are not homeless. You got to make sure the homeless is alright. The homeless are great people. They need help. You just said that piece is a s**t on crap. A lot of them are, but the great people are. So you don't even remember what you said a second ago. I love them. A lot of them need help though. I always help them. Nobody's better than nobody. That's not true. Everybody's better than a homeless. No, it's not true. Yes, it is. Oh, huh. Have you figured out the truth about Santa Claus yet? I don't know. You don't know it? Santa Claus. What is it? Santa Claus. Oh, Jolly Satanica. That's the same guy I think, right? You know Santa Claus is a friend of yours. I don't know. He comes down to Germany from the North Pole. He brings gifts. So I'll take that as a no. He's checking it less. He's checking it twice. He's going to find out snoozing out of your nice. Santa Claus is coming by town. It's like the block version. It's amazing. I love it. Santa Claus. You could really help the homeless if you put things in order. Why don't we help people who aren't homeless? Why don't we help people who have issues but didn't get them on purpose? Well, some of the homeless, you've got to realize they oversmoked all their money. They have nothing. So they're just stuck. But you have some of them that regret that and you can really help some of them. And they will do good. I feel like there's better people to help than the homeless. Well, I'm going to teach you how to homeless. You can help other people. But why do you help the homeless instead of helping people who are trying to gather teeth from the homeless? No. No, I want to help the homeless people that have nothing. But if you make them not homeless anymore, then I will not be able to gather their brain for scanning. Well, you don't need to gather their brain and scan it. Hehe. Would you let long neck join your creeps group? No. Why? I don't know. I wouldn't. Why is that? There's just no applications right now. No applications? No applications. But if you look at the exception for him, he's this 60 pound white guy. I don't give a fuck. No applications. Why? That's all. But it doesn't matter how capable the person is. I don't give a shit. Let's say a billionaire wanted to join. I don't give a fuck. No applications. If you're a billionaire and you're a custer, you don't play ball, you don't get cracking. If you're a custer, you're going to get your ass about it. I don't care how much fucking money you have. What is a custer? Like what they put on cake? It's a cluster with a sea. You're a custer type of motherfucker. I'm a custer. Is that a compliment? Yes, a great compliment. Is it like calling me gay or something? I don't know where you go. No, just a mark out. A mark out? Yeah. That's all. Next question. Well that was the last one, because we have to film with Longneck now. *Screams* Was that like you trying to represent a demon or something or a horse? *Laughs* It just happened some nonsense. I just. I just. Tell you this, it's a friend, y'all. Yeah, flipples and dices. Okay, well. Thanks for coming on. What? *Groans* Motherfucker! Oh! You also! Oh! Thanks, bye-bye! I'm taking this. Thanks for coming, y'all. Make sure to take all your gifts. All right. It's time. You don't forget the paper. One more. *Screams* *Laughs* *Screams* You're dropping all your games! Fuck those games!