Crashed Hoonicorn Update, Evans Gambling Losses, & CJ's Dream Bachelor Party

Bankruptcy might be good for Ryan. He might work harder. I feel like I'm not that destructive compared to Gav. Speaking of drift cars, Mike got himself a loaner and it lasted four minutes. You blew up the loaner, Mike? Last year you had to have lost a pretty large amount of money in gambling. We're down $500 or $600. Just keep going. It'll turn around eventually. He's rebuilding our Hoonicorn the hard way. You guys can actually go to SEMA and see it. Should we have Evan sit on the couch? That's where you're sitting, Ken. You've been promoted for the ad reads but demoted for the podcast. Yeah, Ken, sorry. I think you got promoted. I don't know. But you also got demoted. You kind of got fired, but I think you got fired upwards technically. You did such a bad job, you got promoted. I didn't know that was possible. It's the first time in history possibly. You do great in corporate America. They just keep moving you up. I didn't get the memo to wear special STIs. Oh, shit. I'll leave it. You look great. The second podcast, we're twinning. CJ and I wore it. Really? And I knew it both times. I put on the green Reckless Golf shirt. It's CJ's favorite shirt. That's right. But I rarely wear it, and I'm like, all right, it goes with whatever I was wearing. I'm going to take a gamble. And I looked over mid-podcast. I'll honestly put the clip in, and I realize CJ's wearing it. I go, fuck. And I lean back. All right, I guess Ryan's changing. CJ was dressed before me today, I bet. You don't have to. I think it's funny. Especially the fact that you're twinning. I think you should just go skins today. Yeah. Guys on the couch go skins. Blend right into this couch in the middle of the summer, looking like a leather chair. So, do we want to talk about the asphalt at the track? Or, it's not even a track. It feels like a track. It's just a driveway. But it's damn near a racetrack now. Yeah, let's talk about it. Well, we got our farm fully asphalted now, which is a big deal for us. You know, we would have liked to do it right away, but due to financial constraints, we had to decide between having a pitch. A paved driveway to our business, or a drift track. And we chose the drift track. We made the right decision. What else are you going to do? It's an easy decision. Well, anyways, we saved up over the next year, and now we got the rest of it paved, and the farm is literally looking like a full-on racetrack. It's damn near dangerous. It's less of a driveway, more of a drift track extension. That's exactly what I was going to say. I look at it as the drift track just got bigger. Yeah, and there's a drag strip. Now attached to it, too. I mean, we were doing, like, speed runs and shit. Ryan hit 95 on our driveway in his Corvette. He could have easily probably done 110, but he let off early. I don't know if I like the way we phrased that. I'm just kidding. No, I did. The first run is just scary. I mean. It is actually a little scary. You didn't want to pull a Dobre Brothers. I also did a run in my Cybertruck, and first time I let off early, you know, braked well ahead. Second run, I braked exceptionally late and ended up going off the end of the. The drag strip. Well, let's not forget about what you did your first run. Oh, yeah. I put it in reverse to make sure I utilized as much space as possible. Didn't realize I didn't put it back into drive and kind of backed up a little bit. Reverse launch. He damn near hit our neighbor's fence again. Fresh post. Did we talk about that? We did, and I believe it actually comes out in this week's video, if you're listening to this. Yeah, yeah. It comes out this week's video, but basically, Evan pulled a school bus into our neighbor's fence and signed. Because he thought that Gavin was in it. Steering it, and he wasn't, which is a hilarious situation. So, Ken, then we fixed it, and Ken damn near launched back into it literally three days later. I only ended up going back probably another two, three feet before I got it back under control. Reverse launch. Yeah, but anyways, I think we're going to have to establish some rules for our driveway. Like, because if you got people hitting speeds of 100. Triple digits. Possibly 110 going down our driveway, and someone's coming around the curve, it's a blind curve. Yeah, even not in a full. I think it's like, if you're going to hit 100, we're going to be like, all right, clear the way. But the thing is, it's pretty easy now to just, like, pin it. Like, you get into the driveway, you could pin it, and right in your kind of pinnacle of speed is when you're passing the shop, where people could be walking in and out, pulling out, whatever. What are some of the rules you'd like to see laid down for the driveway racetrack? I don't know. I do think we got to have at least the part in front of the merch barn be a one-way, because, you know, just drifting in front of that. People are going to get confused and might end up like Evan and I last winter. We have an asphalted area by the loading docks for semis. It's for semis. It's for us. It's to turn around, and we're trying to drift it, and we're like, man, you didn't make it very drift track-ish. I think it's like a perfect TC drift corner, because you just slide in sideways, and then you just drive slowly out. That was the part of drifting I never figured out. I could always slide into it, but. Wow. It's a four-wheel drive car. Yeah, there was limitations. There might be a few spots here and there that we need to fill in, but live and learn. The Miata almost fits perfectly. That's what's interesting. The Miata's tiny, and it's still a tight little area. Always should go wider, longer, bigger, but. It's good for precision, though. Really hone in. So, this past week would have been reckless golf. C, do you ever think you're going to go back to that golf course? It was actually a nice golf course that we played. You were saying, you were like, I'd come up here and play it on the weekend. I would love to. I would love to. I mean, basically what happened is we were reckless golfing, and the guy was basically following us around from, like, hole 6 all the way through hole 18. Like, the clubhouse guy was in a golf cart just trailing us. But he wasn't, like, obviously trailing us, like, right behind us, but he was just, like, roaming around us, like, the hole next to us. Then he'd buzz across. He'd stay over here. Then he'd park up on top of the hill and just be watching us. You just had him watching the whole time. So, we were, like, working in constraints of that, because we didn't want to get kicked out right away without being able to do anything, but we were trying to do stuff. So, then we'd, like, get around the hill and then do something really quick, and then he'd come up over, and then we'd act like we're golfing again. Which was honestly more suspicious. All of us teeing off, freaking. I mean, I can't really speak for you, since I don't do nearly as much golfing as you, but I would go back there, one, because it was a great course, and two, because if he didn't kick us out for that, it was probably close. But if he didn't kick us out for that, I'd say we're chilled to go actually golf there. I think it was framed perfectly that we were on a bachelor party, and we were kind of celebrating. When you're on a bachelor party, you don't necessarily take a lot of the things you're doing the most serious. So, you know, we kind of got away with that. Yeah, it was get out of jail free card. It was how you connected with the average people on a golf course. You tell them, we're on a bachelor party. They go, oh, they're getting married. It's their last hurrah. Let's let them have their fun. Because, like, immediately they're like, red flag, like, what is going on here? Yeah, bachelor party. It's a bachelor party. Oh, okay, all right, who's getting married? Ryan, Ryan. Ryan's getting married to a nice man. That one got a good laugh out of everybody. They like that. They like that a lot. But then, even when he was like, you know, he said it was a bachelor party, and he's like, well, then what's up with the cameras? And we're just like, well, we just want to document it. And he's like, all right, well, have a nice round. It is actually true. Cameras are a lot more prevalent in life today. Like, if you were carrying around a camera even, like, 10 years ago, people would be like, whoa, what's going on? You're filming a TV show? But now, like, everybody's got a pretty legit camera. I have a suspicion that Buddy was following us around, knew exactly what was going on, and just wanted to watch. Was just mitigating risk, honestly. You think so? I think he knew exactly who we were and what we were doing. I do, too, because I talked to another guy that was behind us that was cool with us, and he was like, yeah, he came up and talked to us, and was basically like, yeah, these guys fucking around, and they were just, like, playing it cool. They were like, no, I don't think so. And then he goes, yeah, they're saying they're on a bachelor party, but I'm not buying it. Might be right. But also, in a weird way, because we were dressed like absolute idiots, driving wild, whack-ass golf carts and cars, practically, there was an intimidation factor about us. Not that we were trying to be that. We weren't trying to, like, hey. Like, we'd roll you up if there's an issue. Yeah, not like that. Throw you in the trunk. But, like, if anyone came up to us, we weren't just going to be dicks and gaslight them into, like, thinking we were doing something different. But no one wanted to come up to us and actually confront us and potentially kick us out. There was a few phone calls, though. There was. Yeah, that one guy, when we were teeing off balls at the side of the mini TRX golf cart, I went and de-escalated the situation, let him know it was a bachelor party, that we owned the cart. It's a golf cart. It's okay to be out here. Not a full-size car. Not a full-size car. After you explained it, I love, he literally, like, DSLR camera. He stood there for, like, 30 seconds and then just goes. I guess if you have the opportunity to hit balls at a car, why not? Yeah. And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, why not? He just flipped over. He's like, all right, yeah. I should have been like, you want to hit one? Yeah. That would have been nice. And then there was a couple that called us in, and I don't know, whatever. But, yeah, those golf carts are insane. They're damn near cars. The mini G-Wagon is maybe only a third scale off from my G-Wagon. It really is. Like, it's insane. The biggest thing that makes them, like, not quite like cars is just how slow they are. Yeah, but they still rip pretty deece. 35? They still got heat, air conditioning, everything. You know, we get in, like, our key trucks, and you can drive those on the road. Yeah. But wouldn't you get pretty jammed up if you could only go 40 or whatever they do? I see what you're saying. Versus 65. Me and Gav did drive one over the other day. We were at a lack for vehicles. Resorbers? No, just to the farm, but we were at a lack for vehicles, and we're looking around. Well, yeah. G-Wagon was sitting there. That's exactly how we got here. And we're like, well, guess what? We'll just take the G-Wagon. But it was on, like, 25% battery. Oh, really? You guys. You guys are going slow. 17 kilometers per hour. Oh, no. So someone can crunch the number on that one, but that's slow. Yeah. That is pretty slow. By the end of it, the TRX had some pretty, battery was pretty low, and it got significantly slower. Yeah, Ken, yours was dogging for sure. Speaking of the TRX, should we watch the clip of the first accident? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we might as well. Oh, yeah. Put up the Snapchat footage. I don't know how that's going to shake on the video. Rear-ending Evan in his brand-new Hummer cart that we got him. No shade towards the TRX or the G-Wagon, but there was just something about that Hummer one. There is something about a Hummer. That was my favorite. A little more stout. It's a 2004 and is in perfect condition until Ryan got behind the wheel of it. Yeah. That was the best part, too, was we were just shooting rollers, so all of the vehicles were still, like, fully unscathed. Yeah, pristine. And that was the plan. That was the plan, yeah. Not for you to rear-end them, but keep them nice. So they're just rolling out to get rollers, and I pull in, and I just, like, decide to film because I go, what an odd sight. G-Wagon goes by. Ryan. Bro, it is literally. I mean, you can look at me. I'm very clearly focused on you. So the dude in the back, he was one of the two that brought our G-Wagon and TRX golf cart. And he was in the backseat and got rear-ended. And, like, he was, like, holding his neck when he got out of that thing. He was like, that hurt. I saw a payout, dude. Saw a guy with a big, flashy yellow Hummer. Yeah. And then Evan gets out. You're just the most classic reaction. What are you doing? It's not too often that I break something unintentionally. Yeah. Or, you know, like, when it's not expected to happen. Like, if it was you, everyone would be like, oh, my God, of course, Evan crashed it, but whatever. But, like, I. Truly just messed up. And I think that if Evan hadn't been there, I would have pulled out into that oncoming vehicle. Possibly gotten smoked. Because there was the Raptor. There was the truck. Like, there was many things I was focusing on. None of them was the situation at hand, to be honest. Yeah, why Evan stopped was so he didn't get T-boned. By an F-250. Exactly. In a golf cart. I might have made it, but I knew you weren't. So I'm like, well, and if we're all going in a string of people, I didn't think I was necessarily protecting you. I'm just like, well, I'm going to get ahead, and we're going to have to wait for Ryan anyways. Yeah. So rather than shoot out, I'll just wait. I personally believe it was the less destructive of the two accidents that could have happened in that scenario. So it was good. Thank you for protecting me. But, yeah, I got to get that Hummer fixed up, because I think I'm going to ship it down to Florida for Randy. Yes. That would be the perfect rig for down there. He's got a couple restaurants close by. Imagine him just whipping that thing to the beach. Pretty lit. Be pretty lit. Like, those are Florida rigs. You know, smaller. Because the headlights and everything work on it, right? Yeah. It's missing one at the moment. It's missing one currently. But they do function. Yeah, and the blinkers work. It's got a little radio in it. I thought you might have mentioned something was wrong with the radio the other day after you caught a few feet of air. Oh, no, it turned off, but it turned back on again. What else happened this week? Gavin spent 24 hours up in Ryan's Hummer. That was cool. It's different. It looked worse when he got out than it did when he went in. I don't know how he trashed that thing so fast. And he said he spent six hours organizing it. Yeah. Organizing. Gavin is. I love you, Gavin, but you are the least organized person. That's saying something, because I'm around. Yeah. Yeah, you two are about the same. You two are about the same. But, like, the whole Hummer, all of his supplies, he goes, yeah, it was organized. And you just look, it's just a complete mess. Like, what do you mean you organized it? It looked like he was living in a car for his main housing scenario. It almost looked like he didn't have enough time up there. Oh, I have so much free time. I'm so bored. 24 hours is taking forever. But it looks like he. Like, he just, like, had an hour to set up and film everything. Like, he tossed everything everywhere. We went over, we gave him some Legos. And if you finish the Legos or the puzzle, you get good breakfast, whatever. This Lego Technics frickin' $85 Lego set. And we're like, Gav, how far did you get on it? He holds up, no joke, four pieces put together of, you know, however many thousand are in there. Yeah, he hated it. He did not like the Legos. I can understand that those Lego sets, it was 806 pieces designed for a nine-year-old. And in the dark. Well, we gave it to him hours before dark. But, nonetheless. He got it with. They're overwhelming right at the start. There's a lot going on. I do agree with that. But you still got to think you could chip away at it. Yeah, and then he ended up literally just, like, putting into the garbage. He just chalked it up. And then he goes, well, maybe if I had, like, two weeks to do it. And I'm like, two weeks? I think we should have made him stay up there for 48. The problem is a bunch of the pieces got kind of left, and they're here and there. But I really wanted to just do the puzzle and, like, set a little timer. A time-lapse or something. And just see what it would take. I get that it's under better circumstances, like, being in the shop with good light and whatnot. But I would have liked to give it a run and see if I could. To answer your question, kind of, I did try to gather all the pieces to the Lego. Because it was a sick Lego Lambo. Tried putting it all together. It was missing way too many pieces. Oh, you did try? Yeah, I was like, if I can do this in one night in good lighting, like, I just wanted a gauge. But there's way too many pieces. He lost a bunch of the pieces? Yeah, there's strewn in the hummer and stuff. It was a bunch of random garbage just, like, strewn around the pole. Bacon grease everywhere. Yeah, dude, you'd have thought that the interior would have been so tethered. But it was actually in great shape. No bird poop. That was the most mind-blowing thing to me. And no bird nests. Like, I thought at least one family of birds would have made that their home. It really was. It was almost like it was cleaned out. Like, by all the rain and whatnot. It's, like, too high to be dusty. And there was no rats and stuff or mice in it. Like, if it had been on the ground, there would have been mice and shit in it. But I was expecting, like, the seats to be completely, like, just deteriorated. I mean, really, the only thing was the headliner kind of drooped a little bit. They don't build them like they used to. When we were picking stuff up at the end, and his sleeping bag was soaked. Ben's like, oh, like, what's going on here? He goes, oh, I dumped a pan of bacon. That's all the grease. Can you imagine being stuck in that confined area with an open flame, and you spill your pan of bacon and grease all over? He's got a flaming suitcase. Honestly, I was a little nervous about him up there, you know? Stranger things have happened. He starts it on fire and has to jump out of it. 16 feet in the air. He could have eaten that fall. You think he could have eaten that fall? He was saying, well, he said it about three times. Like, at one point, when we were hitting the golf balls at him, he was like, oh, I'm going to quit. If you guys keep doing that, I'm done. And we're like, what does that even mean, dude? What does done mean? You were really going after him, Evan. What? With a couple golf balls? Well, that and, you know, you ripped that $100. Bill and a half. That was for him. And then what else did you do? You stole his food. Stole his food. I'm the one that got his food. What do you mean, stole his food? The food that he tried bringing with. Oh, no, that was me. I stole it. Well, yeah, I mean, we did do that, but that was kind of violating the rules. Me and Ben went to the store, and we had, like, four good meals planned out for him, and then Mike filled his backpack full of beef jerky and granola bars. I didn't know that there were rules that he wasn't able to have food. I'm just like, go, hey, Gav, how you doing? You're going to be up there for 24 hours. You got food, snacks, this and that. And he goes, I haven't even eaten today. What we wanted to do is provide him with stuff where he could cook nice, good meals, and it turns out that he didn't want to cook. To make some content. He just didn't have the time. Yeah, he had no time. Like, we got him steak and potatoes and salad and all this. Like, yeah, I just ate the steak, threw the rest of it away. We got him, like, stuff for burritos. We had rice and other stuff to make nice, hearty burritos. Just cooked up the meat. Just ate up meat and his tortilla. It's kind of like when we go on trips with Ken and his Uncrustables. Oh, yeah, the Uncrustables just disappear. Yeah, they do. They disappear into you. Sorry about Daisy. I'm dog-sitting today, my child. I think Ken's Super Bowl ad should be an Uncrustables ad. Oh, that would be amazing. I like that. I think Uncrustables were made in North Dakota, weren't they? Yeah, they were invented. Jamestown, they were invented. Wasn't Jamestown a good one? Maybe you thought it was Fargo. Fargo, but yeah. Or maybe it was Fargo, yeah. Something like a play on, like, a hearty, bearded man, like, you can still can enjoy an Uncrustable. Because, like, Uncrustables are. Invented in 1995 in Fargo, North Dakota. Wow. Really? Is that guy rich or what? Better be. I wonder if he still lives in Fargo. It was actually by two guys, David Geske and Len Crenchman. Oh, dude, Geske? They have a bunch of cabins on my lake. They must be doing well. Yeah, I was going to say, I mean, not that. That's a super common last name, but, like, I went to high school with a Geske. We didn't have Uncrustables in my school, which is a damn shame. But that's a good point. Dude, you sounded like Trump there. We didn't have Uncrustables at my school. No Uncrustables. They all had crust. It was disgusting. Crusted sandwiches. Not good. Not good. I just got an update from. We were talking in the last podcast a lot about AI. Also, like, I went on a deep dive on that page, like, right after the podcast and realized that that was, like, totally fake. Which page? The hockey player one. And then. You don't say. Yeah, I just felt like an idiot, so. I'm confused. You thought that was real? We all were sitting up here thinking you thought it was fake. But then you reverse trolled me, and then it made me think it was real. That looked real for about two seconds until they started talking. Right, exactly. And so I just feel like an idiot. It's okay, Mike. Yeah. Mike, you need to be careful so you don't get freaking. I'm not actually worried about it. Like, I don't think it's going to, like, destroy my life or, like. That's fine. If I think that video's real, I'm fine. for a second and then realize it's not like I'm not out literally anything little public humiliation but just walk in the streets you're gonna get are you are you worried about being taken advantage of at this no because like how do you be careful cj you've been scammed twice yeah and how do you get ai'd or rc'd in the streets some guys robin mike he goes you're just ai he's like no i'm not exactly yeah like you can't really get ai like literally face to face for flesh to flesh that would be a new level i mean like the ups1 cj and there was a second one and i'm did any of them pay off i don't know because i got my money back i never i only gave money to one okay oh yeah it was the necklace i think i've only had to replace your credit card twice in the last year how many times you've had to replace mike's three no no well the one time yeah i was like and you only replaced it because i'm stupid not because i got scammed but anyway i can't do that i meant to uh update i just got a call from jackson like right before the podcast so jackson oh yeah there's a new law the deep fake law he made that uh body cam kind of ai video just first thing he said he's like it's chill you guys put it on there it's actually helping me out no it was not malicious at all he's like so i'm fighting it he's like he's getting charged with two felonies yeah that's and the worst part is the cops chill with it he's like oh no dude that that didn't hurt me they're the higher ups are trying to use it as an example i mean the cops like face and likeness wasn't even in there that's it that's just a voice maybe his voice but i mean that could just be a completely ai synthetic voice at that point it's a huge part of his uh defense is that you know he's like tops face in its badge how much time is he facing is he facing jail time he's it's one of those you know when they're like uh with punishable up to seven years each felony is punishable up to seven years he would never get 14 years facing correct but he would obviously never get that much he's like or he's like in the perfect defense you get zero obviously he's like but i'm fighting it because i'm not taking any pleas like why would i take even anything close to a felony on my record for the rest of my life for that it actually it does set an interesting precedent as like the world goes on you know like if he went down without a fight on that one they go we'll look at this case of somebody misusing ai and then boom it's like it's an automatic felony throughout the future so i mean he's what he's doing is the right thing but it's interesting godspeed to him yeah i'm like oh i hope you don't get absolutely shafted with lawyer fees even though i know you will he goes yep i am already you know even that's a problem he's got he's like i got a good lawyer that that's on my side that wants to help me fight that's not trying to take advantage of me but it's still an insane amount i wonder if there's like lawyers out there that are like willing to do pro bono work to set different case precedents or whatever like some big lawyer somewhere right yeah not in a case like that there's probably no money for him to be made that's a good point but yeah i just wanted to update on that he said like over in new hampshire and the whole that east coast area he's like it's huge it's on radio shows i can imagine yeah but yeah he's like no it helped me because i thought he was calling me to be like hey can you cut that part i was worried about that it's helping him good everyone be aware of it and go check out jackson cole on instagram yeah hell of a wheelier yeah ken you look kind of right with daisy just kind of comfortable she's like a little blanket keep my legs warm she is she's like a weighted blanket that loves you i could see you having a dog like that ken if i had more free time i think i would like a dog you'd get a dog like that maybe like a bigger bigger version of daisy she seems like she's pretty chill what do you need free time for you could just bring the dog with everywhere you go little sidekick there you go it's also funny to think like if ken were to have a dog and brought that dog almost everywhere he went i think everyone would be very accepting of it for sure depends a lot on the dog's manners right but i feel like if i had a dog and i just i don't mean this like anyone's looking at me different if i had a dog that i brought everywhere everyone would be like michael brings that dog everywhere that's because your dog would be so badly behaved mike let's say it wasn't though let's say it wasn't i mean remember we had a history of history i'm not taking yeah but i'm not taking responsibility for that i do also feel bad because i know how annoying it like i feel embarrassed when like daisy's barking or daisy's bad and i know that you tried and like although that dog was a little misbehaved i'm not like we were probably extra hard on you for it right but i'm saying even if it was like well i don't know i guess yeah it all depends on how the dogs behave yeah ken you should get a dog i think like you know you're almost ready you're almost done with your house you could get a big dog you could get a little dog i feel like a 50 pound dog is like the max of what i would do the right size it's a pretty big dog and i feel like anything too big and they're just a pain to handle and then you could have your dog run for mayor there you go and then you have your dog resign and then you take over yeah you're appointed uh yeah holy now you're thinking i like that that's some big moves right there that is we just got to get some uh some allegations that jake's dog is uh not the best mayor in town or you just wait for re-election you got a little time i raise it i'm still voting for waffles yeah same haven't seen much waffles lately yeah or have you no no it's been sad been a month or so it's been sad been feeling lonely i think they do probably keep your lockdown a bit more in the winter especially during hunting season i think uh that makes sense dude this is i mean we probably said this many times this is like the first year where i'm truly not excited for it to get cold yeah ice videos all that stuff that's great we're gonna do it because it's gonna get cold but it stayed a little warmer this year like up until about this week it's been like really warm and i'm just like i just want it to literally be 60 degrees until april and then it can stay that way for the rest of the year might have to move about 2 000 miles south i know a thousand miles south to get that it's just like we've been on such a roll filming videos and like everything's been so productive when it's you know when you have the weather for it like just as little as we were out on the drift track out on the dirt bike track came back had to power wash a bunch of stuff when you have to power wash in 45 degrees or less not fun it sucks where do you guys uh you guys have any like traveling plans that you want to do this year you know like last year we were kind of like all right we wanted to hit rednecks and we're like we're gonna do it this year we're gonna do it this year we're gonna do it this year we wanted to hit you know different places i feel like we've been to a lot of the places like glamis is coming up for halloween we don't have a rig for that you know is there anything you guys really want to do i'd love to do like a car rally you know we all got asked super cars or of the type i'd love to do a car rally i feel like car rallies are starting to get a bad rap you know there's been some accidents there's been like some things not not to say that i don't want to do it but i just feel like i've seen you know when they were like the like gumball 3000 or gold rush rallies and then now that they're becoming a little more attainable like they're setting up programs for everybody i feel like they're getting kind of a bad rap the whole car scene honestly is kind of getting a bad rap i feel like i still just don't understand you got to pay money to be on this rally but you get stickers yeah you got to pay for your stickers though bro but okay i mean maybe not even an orthodox rally even if it was just us driving our cars across the yeah a couple states i feel like us doing it like as a private entity like just a private group we would have way more fun than doing it with a bigger group with more people and then there's more of a chance for a jam we could do it we kind of did that with the cheap car challenge we did our own rally yeah but not in not in not in two thousand dollar cars as fun as that was yeah it was a little bit of a challenge i uh i mean what you're paying for is like the hotel right and like all that stuff like you have like good accommodations and food throughout the whole thing so that's why it costs so much money and they like plan all the stops out make sure the roads are cool and yeah makes sense i mean i get that then yeah you're right it would be cool to do like a a giant youtuber cheap car challenge it's always confusing when you get a bunch of different people filming it but like if you had a bunch of different teams like us cleat like big teams that did a rally across really good could be fun like the grindhard guys that come up with something real cool they're doing one right now going to call from colorado to back home with gavin with what rig again not sure if they've announced it i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know what else i mean what else would you guys like to do in the next year i don't necessarily have any spots i'm like trying to go to i like being at home like i enjoy this time of year and then like q1 comes at the beginning of next year like january through march when we got to travel like every week or every two weeks i just i don't know i like being at home i like being able to film here i like doing all that stuff and i understand why we got to travel and like you know i'm all about getting the videos and stuff but i'm not a huge traveler just because we've done so much travel like ryan and i are going to nashville this weekend with his girlfriend and my fiance to go to a wedding and like that'll be fun but like i don't know it's still kind of a lot of work on my end because now i gotta like get ahead on the video it's just like i don't mind it but i'm not necessarily like oh i want to go i want to go like i never really have that drive that january to march time stamp that you said we will be doing a lot of traveling where would you if you had to i mean florida of course do you have anything if you've been thinking about your bachelor party you got a bachelor party coming up in the next year i don't know when when or where we're gonna do that i mean technically we got plenty of time because my wedding is like in a year probably like 360 days out so like we have plenty of time and how much time did you have from engagement to wedding was less than a year right it was uh eight months eight months okay so and you got that done like you you had i mean not that it was easy but you had plenty of time 10 months 10 months okay i think more close to the wedding so probably like next fall okay that makes sense you know you're thinking like august september kind of time yeah maybe we go we do that probably septemberish and i don't know we're just go to like vegas like i don't need to do anything crazy maybe we get like a sweet penthouse sweet penthouse like that's got like crazy you know like a pool table just like like it's gotta be dope like if we're gonna splurge on anything splurge on the penthouse we all get rich yeah we all that'll be a perk we will be going to work yeah that'll be a huge perk yeah i mean you know it will be work the entire time we're there we're gonna be working we're working in terms of gambling you know making money down there yeah if you want to win it's work it's a risk to put the time in man it's what we're willing to do for cj's past i don't know what we're gonna do though because ben's wedding is gonna be in like august he's gonna want to go to vegas too yeah that's what i've actually been wondering oh no two trips to vegas i know that and alondra was like well you could just combine them and i was like i don't think we can do that we can't combine them the way i think of it is that if you you could combine them but you wouldn't want to because how can you pack in the bigness that cj should be in the bigness that ben should be into one weekend a week it's impossible yeah you really can't yeah i don't want to i don't want to combine them no i wouldn't i don't know we could go somewhere else i guess for ben's what's that uh what's like the old folks las vegas reno yeah you could go to reno we take ben up to reno i was gonna say branson yeah is it branson missouri oh yeah what else is some like crazy extravagant places like dubai yeah i was just gonna say that dubai i actually like i don't want to go to amsterdam i'm kind of want to go to amsterdam and that would be in jail in dubai so fucking fast i heard they're kind of crazy on laws out there aren't they like strict right yeah yeah are you able to vape in dubai you might have to look that up evan because if you aren't you might you two might not be able to go huh they've got some crazy like drinking laws too over there there's a ton of stuff you can't do okay you two definitely probably can't go um you cannot publicly vape in public places in dubai it's prohibited in public areas like malls restaurants and public transport so that's kind of like like like everywhere yeah you know you're asking where i'd like to go dubai that'd be a cool that'd be so lit i'd actually be interested in going there would you go to greece i'd go to greece i guess i don't know wow kissing hugging or even extended public displays of affection are illegal and can lead to jail time in dubai holding hands is generally acceptable generally offensive language such as swearing yeah can result in imprisonment public dancing and singing it is illegal to take photos of people their homes or their cars without their consent wow interesting i feel like we could but also kind of crazy i mean think we we stroll around the lake all the time we take pictures all like yo you see so-and-so's house just got finished take a picture of it post it i do that all the time with people's cars yo there's a gt3rs in fargo have you seen it take a picture of it it'd just be crazy to get jammed up for you almost wouldn't be able to film a youtube video in dubai right like there'd be no sort of i'm not even talking public pranks but you know just like street interviewing or whatever the interactions like that not a thing the world might be a little better place without street interviews i feel like going to dubai would be expensive yeah but i'm not talking like pranks i'm talking like yeah i mostly agree with that i was watching a movie and the hawk to a girl was in it what whatever happened to her in the it's in the show the one where glenn powell is the disgrace football star he's kind of like a johnny manziel type of guy but like just she's gone into acting yeah she's acting and gave her that role but it's kind of funny because he's like hanging out in a club with people and then they're all excited because the hawk to a girl is there he's like they're like making a deal that like he's hanging yeah she's actually playing herself oh i wonder if that's a better way to say it instead of she's acting like somebody else i think she kind of went off the map dude after a whole crypto scam yeah she did a rug pull oh man man it's just crazy it's like can you say you were on the internet if you didn't do a rug pull we haven't done a rug we haven't we won't never will i mean yeah a lot of people have done a rug pull you look at the full send metacard you look at i mean logan paul's been accused of it many a times yep hawk to uh who else a lot of roads did that i don't know i don't know what uh ty lopez did but he's finally jammed up you want to look that up i don't even know who that is so you never even saw i'm in my garage with my lamborghini and all my bikes and i'm like oh my god i'm in my garage with my books yeah that's it i'm in my garage starting to get like jammed up as knowledge lopez if you guys ever want the the lowdown of any of that type of content the rug pulls the anything coffee is a really good source for just exposing people for being dirty oh f now that you got the job locked in are you struggling well i'm trying to figure out what he's in the in trouble deal yeah what's going on we didn't send you in with much information to be honest blew the whistle on an owner's ponies ponzi scheme i don't know what oh yeah sued for 112 million i don't know it's not really giving me good answers right now like it normally does how scary would it be to be sued for 112 million dollars like i don't care how much money you make it's not like you're just sitting on that that's literally crazy because that's like almost the exact number that heavy d got sued for he misappropriated really was originally 114 million dollars jesus cripes he uh misappropriated 16 million in investors money essentially and uh what does that mean he did didn't use it for what he contract so he raised 112 million from investors and it just says he misappropriated 16 million of it so i'm assuming he bought some stuff with it is my assumption 16 million dollars is a lot of stuff yeah i think a lot of stuff i think everyone's always just kind of been under the assumption that ty lopez was a fraud yeah remember back in like 2012 when literally every time you watched youtube you got a ty lopez ad it was here in my garage yeah that's right he was doing ads on videos it's been said like whenever someone's selling a class to help you get rich it's just to help them get rich the person selling the class to get rich from your money yeah there's usually not much to gain from those yeah the other crazy part and that i saw i don't know if other people have done this ty lopez did this for his class he you let you put it on like clarna and like payment plans no shit that's insane to have someone put their credit out there just to like pay you money to like think i mean you gotta be that you're supposed to be helping well so let's get into heavy d's case so he was in jail for three days and now he's out and it was due to him basically being extorted by a group of lawyers or do you understand the case ryan it's uh it's the utah let me actually figure out exactly what it is it's not even the epa that's suing him it's it's like a group of lawyers it's an environmental group from utah exactly and that's the weird thing it's not the it's not the government that's suing him it's like a group of activists that is trying to get him down but they're using alleged violations of the clean air act which is a federal law that's where the kind of the confusion it happens is a lot of people think he's like got arrested by the government but it it wasn't it was i mean obviously he went to a government jail but it was by the utah physicians for a wealthy environment they're using laws against him that are meant for big power plants and huge companies that you know could end up actually polluting the environment very quickly with like massive you know manufacturing plants and stuff and in the grand scheme of things oh you might say oh well heavy d's making millions of dollars in the grand scheme of things he is a small business in comparison to these like he was creating parts that modify diesel trucks that's it and uh they were fining him so much money like he was like literally destroying the planet and and the worst part is is that all this money that he potentially would have to pay them most of it would go into the lawyer's pockets it wouldn't even help to do anything for the environment yeah they're just like a group of just frauds that just extort people that have a bunch of money and by just dragging out court cases and lawsuits to get them to just reach a plea and just let it end but he had drugged this out for like 10 years yeah that's the he has to pay their lawyer fees right that's what the problem is so they want to drag it out yeah because then they just run the tab up yeah to a gazillion you know us being around him he's told us about this but it really wasn't like public and we're like damn you're still fighting that and he was kind of giving us the i mean you know the inside look on how messed up it is what they were doing and he just wanted it to be over and basically go on with his life and then they went out and arrested him and are dragging this back into the limelight again and now he's like dude people can't get away with this because again i think it sets a dangerous precedent that if you you can just sue people and take their money for well they've done this 10 times before it sounded like but he's fighting it and i think the judge and and the jury are all now seeing what they were doing and they might be getting into some big trouble these people that were extorting them really yeah yeah i mean he basically he made this long you can go check it out long post explaining exactly why he went to jail and and like the utah physicians instagram page i know it's not that crazy but they turn their comments off they're just getting ripped that's always a good look yeah this is kind of going back to something we were talking about earlier was scams i've been meaning to bring it up that there was this vice article woman scammed out of 6800 by astronaut who said he was running out of oxygen that's a good one an 80 year old woman which is sad you fall for that no you wouldn't fall for this one negative ghost rider it's sad because it was an 80 year old woman like it's an old lady yeah maybe if i was 80 Yeah, who knows what the AI scams are going to be that they come up with. come up with yeah by the time we're old i'm not gonna be that sharp when i'm 80 so we'll see it says an 80 year old woman in japan sent the equivalent of six thousand eight hundred dollars to a man she believed was an astronaut in orbit he says he was low on oxygen and she thought they were in love oh my gosh wasn't she also being like attacked by aliens or something eventually he messaged her that his ship was under attack and he was running out of air and he needed money to stay alive from a space oxygen gas station equivalent she sent it that's actually like super fucking sad it sounds like a rick and morty show or a episode um in 2022 another japanese woman lost more than four million yen which is twenty seven thousand dollars to a man pretending to be a russian astronaut who said he needed help covering rocket fees so they could get married once he landed but i ever told you guys about my boss my old boss at the place i used to work he was talking to this girl who lived in some asian country and she was needing money to come to america he had met her sister in an asian massage parlor and she said oh you would love my sister right anyway she needs to come to america he would message her and he would show me the messages you know he's a little older so he's freaking stoked like he's got this chick you know sending him pictures being you know like i love you you're my america and sweetheart all that whatever and so he kind of was like what do you think about all this and i was like you're for sure getting scammed you told him that yeah yeah i mean you didn't just go oh nice man nice yeah you should do it i mean i think after like looking out that's the easy months and like all this i think one day like the whole shop had kind of just decided like hey man you know like we it's the right thing to do would be to tell him that he should not keep sending exorbitant amounts of money over to her to get her to come to america how much money is he sending i don't remember off the top of my head but i remember as a college kid i was absolutely blacked out at the numbers like 5 000 here 10 000 here like a ton of money big money to import lamps like your your classic shit right so i'm like oh dude he's totally getting scammed whatever life goes on we don't really hear much from it then she came to america but she went to texas not to minnesota north dakota so like really far away i was like huh that's pretty weird sure shit they got married no way she came up here they got married and i saw a picture on facebook i was like no shit it actually worked out for him so there is you never know so it was kind of a scam but also yeah they actually did work at the end of the day he ended up with a wife and a lot less money yeah i think that's just how it goes you can't put a price on happiness or love i swear that only happens in the movies you know like you're watching some comedy he's like oh i keep talking about he keeps talking about his like this hot girlfriend he has definitely not real and at the end of the movie she shows up everyone's like what the i don't know about you guys my grandparents are now in the nursing home i've kind of started to miss like grandma's cooking you know like when i was a kid you always just took it for granted like holidays and shit were just kind of a pain in the butt but now i like to look forward to thanksgiving holidays were a pain in the butt as a kid i mean not like christmas and gifts and stuff but like were you ever like oh my god i can't wait to go to thanksgiving yes that's because it's your family yeah it was fun it's like if you had if you had like cousins and stuff to like play with then it was fun like me and cousin joe would go just disappear on four wheelers that's a big part of it yeah no it was a good time hanging with the fam easter was good snacks whatever treats so anyways yeah so now you're missing grandma's missing grandma's cooking i'm wondering if uh if grandma's cooking is a your guys's moms are like gonna grow up to be in like that grandma age like cooking really good meals i could see your mom my mom for sure my mom just debatably cooks you know as in anybody yeah i mean she rivals jen i think jen beats her on the healthy point but my mom in terms of just making normal cooking like i don't know if anyone's beating her really i'm being and i'm just saying it she's not like you're biased such a good cook she's such a good cook like alex is a good cook too but alex is all the time she's a good cook she's a good cook she's a good cook she's a good it's just like how do i even compete with that experience like she like almost gets nervous like cooking in front of my mom because my mom is so good and alex is great too but to answer your question i think it's a dying art i think less and less women are knowing how to cook yeah and you're right in terms of like what's going to happen when their grandma's like you're just not going to know how to cook you're not going to cook yeah we're not getting like the little card you know like nobody has like the cookies that's definitely you know and it's like freaking grandma grandma judy's cookies you know like my grandma bev has got some gas cookies alondra's always cooking i feel like she's always yeah yeah she is i don't i don't think it is i think when alondra's a grandma she's gonna be ripping harder than ever well we're not talking about our women i think just in general specifically talking about grandmas like my mom would always hook me up with food and now she just hooks me up with more food she's technically a grandma i think he's more so saying like the younger generation when they grow up yeah i guess kind of just like throughout everything yeah i think they're cooking less now that's what we're saying but i think they're gonna cook more when their moms they're gonna cook even more when their grandmas is your mom hooking you up with like treats all the time and stuff okay so she is just looking awful i'm not saying that she's like by any means the best but she's always hooking it up i got this i got you guys want some of this i got oh that's pretty lit and i'm like dang you're just cooking all the time well yeah i just cook double batch whatever i don't know as it comes with age i think it just kind of depends on i think it just kind of depends on how you're cooking and i think it just kind of depends on who it is because it's like my grandma on my dad's side rarely cooked anything but the grandma on my mom's side like cooked all the time for all the meals i don't know how you could be a grandma and not cook that's actually true my grandma like what are you what are you gonna do when everyone comes over to your house for my christmas my grandpa my dad's dad cooked 90 oh really my grandma like cooked a little bit a little bit here and there i'm like it was weird i was like why is grandpa always yeah like this guy's out here working in the field and he's got to cook when he comes in yeah so i don't know i was just thinking about it as like the holiday season approaches you know times change and grandparents go into nursing homes or unfortunately pass away and stuff like that you know what will it look like in a few years actually launder and i were talking about like because we're working on the house and stuff she's like maybe we could host thanksgiving for your family and i was like for my family and she's like yeah and i was like oh we've got so many aunts and older cousins to get through i could be like there's a hierarchy for that type of shit but i was like maybe friends giving next year it also depends on who's best for hosting that's also true that's the other thing yeah i think we should definitely do friends giving at your place this year well i guess your place won't be done yeah to say we're just being a large hole yeah but might have walls in there this year oh yeah we should do it at ken's house my house will not be ready this year i thought you're just saying my house might be a stretch but let's hit up evan's house for friends giving this year let's do it we have a hell of a friends giving up there it's kind of like any of us have actually been to your house oh i haven't you're not missing much it's close to the casino very close to the casino it's close to riding areas dangerously close you should probably move evan have you ever thought about that i know you haven't been too close to the casino you look at it as a good thing but i don't even have to drive you're like straight up straight up dude hey so you could like ride up your bmx bike yes he's done it he's done it many when the lambo was broke down and i was stuck in my house and i was all you wrote frustrated because i didn't know what to do and i couldn't get the car to move i took little aiden's bike and he was like oh my god i'm gonna throw to the casino he rode an eight-year-old's bike to the casino anyways that's awesome you know i love to gamble large advocate for sports betting well your sports betting is arguably closer to you than the casino is to him yeah yeah but i'm just saying do you think ever that you should maybe move a little further away from the casino i'm not sure if if distance would truly be able to drive a wedge do you think so between me me and the machines i know we've talked off camera like maybe last week or something like that but i'm not sure if distance would truly be able to last year was a was a pretty big net loss last year was i think i did pretty good this year honestly well so far it's not done yeah i i would say last year you had to have lost a pretty large amount of money in gambling yep this year you seem to be doing pretty decent but you also don't tell me about your losses what do you think you're i mean are you even keeping a tab or where would you feel like overall with pull tabs vegas trips you're using a player's car i haven't been trying to think in sturgis i don't think i did that good went to the drift mansion i didn't do that good yeah i don't know i think uh i i would say absolute maximum that i could be down would be like 10 grand and i think i'm far from that i think at most i'm maybe down a couple grand this year wow this year okay that'd be actually really good for how much you spend yeah you spend quite a bit of time gambling yeah but you got a grill we've had some oh no i didn't get the grill i got an air compressor i got some floor mats the casino gave them a little bit of time yeah i think i'm far from that i think i'm maybe down a couple got some got some tupperwares well then you're good for a couple grand or 10 grand down yeah no i don't i think i've been on a pretty good run this year pull tabs have been pretty good to me this year had a few bad nights but i had some really good ones it seems like the pull tabs do better when you have a pretty unlimited bankroll because you can just kind of keep going yeah that is the dangerous part though if you act like you have an unlimited bankroll like eventually you're gonna win mike tried that one night yeah and i saw how me and gavin do it where we're down five or six just keep going it'll turn around eventually yeah and then i'm kind of like i'm like 400 into the row and then And Evans, I'm like, yeah, I'm hitting in the next 100. And Evans is like, well, no. You're in the $2 box? I've burned almost 900 without hitting anything. And then that almost happened to me. I burned 700. You were just determined. You were just not going to stop. And that other, the also crazy thing, that's the most I've ever lost ever, ever gambling, ever. But it was on pull shit, pull tabs. I mean, at least with pull tabs, if you are the only one that ever plays those, you're going to get 80% of your money back. That's another upside about the smaller your dive bar. You can go to a dive bar. Lots of people like playing pull tabs. But if you go into a really small dive bar, it's like you and freaking four other guys ripping the pull tabs. That's it. That's why I like the E-tabs because there's only like one or two max prizes. But like everyone knows like, oh, Jimmy hit the max prize on that game last Tuesday. So don't play that one. Like, so I feel like you have a little advantage on like where to hone in. Like, oh, so-and-so dumped like 1500 bucks into that yesterday. She's probably ready to go. Everyone's usually pretty nice about that too. Like if I'm not willing to put more money into that one, I just went down 500 bucks on, I'm going to be like, hey, I burned so much money into that row last night. You might as well. You want to see it go to it. Might as well. Yeah, exactly. Go to one of your friends like that one time when I left. Exactly. That was a funny one. Me and Ryan were playing together and I don't know what we do. A hundred, 200 bucks, maybe something like that. And he left. So he was done like, well, I got to keep trying. Now we just took the edge off. The box. And I told you when I left, I was like, go win that money. I don't think you were out of the parking lot yet when I was sending you a picture of the, I don't know, three, 400 bucks or something. But to be fair, if we'd all been in, it would have been a playback. We'd have been like, all right, we're all down 40 bucks. We've got to keep going. So you never know how it would have shaken out. I just donated to the cause. That is the plus minus when you're gambling with other people, your threshold for like what a win actually is, is well, double usually. So you're playing by yourself. You're a hundred bucks in, you hit 500. You're like, that's great. But now you got two guys in. You're in two, 300. You hit the five. You're like, well, we want a hundred bucks. We might as well just reinvest. You see the strategy is here. You know, there's the image of the minor underground looking for the diamonds, right? There's the one, the guy who's still digging and he's about to find the diamonds. And then another guy who's just given up. The key is get four guys in your tunnel and pick the one where the diamonds are just far enough away that everybody else drops out. And then you are the sole finder of the diamonds and everybody else has already left. Do a lot of digging. Well, yeah, you just have. Help digging. I'm pretty sure that's an ETAB game. No, there you go. My new favorites, the mud bog. It's exhilarating mud bog. Yeah. It's been a little wheel and you drive your monster truck through this mud bog. It's got like rocks and logs and all these different features, but the one that'll get you is the lava. I don't know where, why they decided to throw lava in there, but you don't want the lava for whatever reason down in Mexico. I believe this is, it must be like cartel money, but this is a guy in a Storado straight up mud bog in his Storado. Yeah. Where's the intake on those things? It's on the roof. Yeah. It's sorry. Apparently I say rough weird on the roof. That's pretty sick, dude. I like those Toronto's. I mean, but like, they definitely don't look as good as like a normal Huracan, but I agree. That's why I'm a little bummed that they're like, what is the MSRP on them? Like three over three. Really? Okay. I mean, you can get one used for like 300 grand. I don't think they're that sought after. That's why I'm bummed because I wish they were just similar price to like a normal. Like a normal Huracan. Yeah. Like whatever one they gave away. You could probably get one for like 290. I think the Storados are sick. I think the 911 to cars. I think the whole off-road supercar is just a wild concept that doesn't make sense. And I think it's so cool. You could drive the shit out of that. Why is it got to be a hundred grand more than your standard Huracan? I think it is just they're new. They're new. They haven't appreciated. There's not, there's way more regular Huracans than Storados. So it's just like the supply. Isn't there, right? And that's what you should buy. You should buy a fucking Storado. You're always asking what kind of car you should buy. You like kind of different vehicles. Get a Storado. The problem with purchasing an off-road Lamborghini is you have to drive it off road. That is the problem. And then I'm going to be out there and it's all right, Ryan, hit the tabletop, hit the jump, drifted on, take her through the mud. And then you have to drive it. Like it's not by far the most expensive vehicle in the fleet. Yeah. I feel like if you buy a Storado and I will stand by this. I will stand up for you and say, he's not, I would too. I would build a specific tabletop out of some wooden ramps. Just like the ones we built for Gavin on his landing from the rail jump. Yeah. And on the landing, the wooden ramps will collapse. Well, that one dude in England or wherever the fuck he's at, he jumped his Storado. It was kind of a lame jump. I'm not even going to lie. Well, that's what, that's again, what an issue. Like he jumped it though. And it went completely fine. That's the problem is it's not going to do the YouTuber jump where it's just like a flat, like, like Jake's van street speed does it's it's the landings a little bit lower. I mean, yes, he's jumping really expensive rigs, but it's like, okay, this is a good boot actually. Oh, that's him. Oh yeah. That's him. Nevermind. That was a good job. Oh God. He must've done it again. Jeez. Yeah. He totally hit the bumper. It survived that actually. That's pretty good. I was expecting the airbags to go off. That's a pretty good boot. He probably pulled the fuse. I mean, this was just a poor jump actually to the other side of doing a really lame jump. This one, like the jump wasn't set up. Okay. This was even worse than a little bit too much of a kick, but he got enough air to earn my respect. I'm curious. It's like, what's the happy medium. What is a car that you could turn into a rally car since they don't make a lot of like rally ass cars from the factory. What's a car you could turn into a rally car. That is a happy medium. It's super cool. I think the C8 E-Ray, they should make a Storato version. And I could make content out of turning one into it with like lifted suspension and you do some stuff. Not as cool. Also not as expensive. They're all wheel drive. You couldn't pick up a happy medium E-Ray and drive that in the winter. I know. And they're actually cheaper. They're cheaper. So you're not holding the value. Trade something. Dude, anything electric never holds its value. If you're planning on it, even getting remotely, you're summing your money back. I thought about it last year. I was trying to find an orange E-Ray and now I'd have an orange ZL6 and an orange E-Ray. You'd settle for a red? I, I, yeah, I could settle for a red. Could wrap it, I guess. But yeah, Storatos are cool. Cool cars. I mean, riding in supercar runs is pretty legit. This video actually. Like, this is a pretty good, this is a good little send through the mud and whatnot for a 1600 horsepower twin turbo car. Yeah. That thing's extra nutty. Something happened with this thing where you like blew it up, right? Yeah. It just over all the sand and stuff. We got twin turbos and shit. It sucked so much sand into the motor and did end up blowing up. Whatever that 50,000 dollar motor rebuild. Here's actually, I have a text from, from Brandt. You got any interest in this TRX? Trying to find a home for it. Ryan's getting a Storato. Sorry, dude. Reply to him. Yes. Yeah. I do think you should get another one. What color is it? It's kind of like a lame silver. Get a yellow. I kind of like those silvers. Just wrap it. I think Ryan, a yellow TRX. The yellow school bus TRX. Funny as fuck. And then you later down the line can buy your Humvee and then a TRX swap. Ryan, buy an H2 Hummer. That's actually nice. It's going to cost, you probably 40 grand. I think it was like the 2008s or 2009s. Those had like the different interior, which was a little nicer. It would be sick. It'd be a lot of money. And when you showed up and we're all like, Oh, Ryan, sick. You got another H2. This thing's actually clean. Guess what's not sick though. When you actually have to drive it. Yeah. Look at this one. Don't talk him out of it, Mike. What do you mean? How is that not sick? I bet you looking out for a Hummer H2 drives similar to your lifted truck. Yes, but that one is $80,000 CJ. Holy shit. It's more than my new one. Yeah. It's way cooler though. It's probably a whole value. I mean, think about it. It's a six liter. You could, you could turbo that. You could supercharge it. You could really do something crazy. Hold on. You can get into the 40s. Got good bones. This one's 37. This one's 18. Like you can definitely get some cheaper ones and make them dope. I mean, if it can power our Miata, it can power our Humvee. I could probably trade both my cars and have a pretty good down payment on a Storado. There you go. That is scary. If you did that, Ryan, people would have so much respect for you. They would trade in both his rigs and then driving a Storado all winter. I'm for it. You should do it. Daisy would like riding in it. Just put the house remodel on pause for a little bit. I don't have a house. There's no house to put on pause. Sell your land. It's just a hole. Another Lamborghini. Jeez. Fuck. You guys are stressing them out. Yeah. Now I'm all stressed out. I'm going to need to take a break and do an ad from Shopify. I mean, you're honestly, you're better off just buying like a 2026 WRX and rallying that. That's fucking. The head gasket's already blown. I just heard it. I thought the new two fours were like actually strong motors. It's so lame though. Dude, I saw one that was like. Yeah. Well, at least, at least we won't lose Ryan to fucking bankruptcy. I declare bankruptcy. Bankruptcy might be good for Ryan and he might work harder. Just think. Not saying you don't work hard. I was going to say damn. Okay. No, not saying that you don't work hard now, but then you, you'd be like, fuck, we got to go ham. It'd be like, like back in the day when we were like really back against the wall, when you don't got any money, then you just really got to go ham. Yeah. I would say we're moving that direction versus the other direction. Like Lamborghini. Just think a channel will go up. Bank account goes down, but that's part of it. You know, like since when were you all for saving money and going the cheap route and not just blowing the budget on that? Well, did you see my Corvette buy? It was like the cheapest Corvette I could literally find to get it. Part of the Corvette gang Still that i could but it's gone now mike that's the one thing i'm not sure if you quite grasp with your spending habits is you always say no but i bought the cheapest thing that i can possibly buy but typically when you buy the cheapest thing it has no real value in terms of resale or it doesn't work it's just or so it's kind of it's ultimately why is it gone though it's completely toasted it didn't work from the start and then it also got ran into by an armored truck that wasn't my fault but it didn't really work before there's like a tree falling on it i mean i still think we can pull a few parts off and it's gonna drive again but yeah it'll just look like ryan's corvette i agree but yeah to answer your question whatever that is it's more to it than just spending all the money you have it's about buying the cheapest thing possible sometimes in the highest quantity yeah sometimes but you you don't don't get near zero i'll tell you that much that's a dangerous thing to do stay far below it keeps you motivated that's the that's the togi outlook i'm gonna change i'm gonna change my background right now to this very sick sterato there we go ryan i'm gonna put it on the vision board the price already includes the 5200 delivery how much it costs 320 295 000 full alcantara you can kick them down you should get two at that price i think you should yeah should be worth about 180 in a few years yeah no those might be worth about 180 in a few years yeah no those might be worth about 180 in a few years might actually hold their value though because there's so few of them not after he jumps it probably not but yeah i mean if we put it on the pole yeah no the hummer man i've actually been enjoying kind of just jumping that thing yeah i mean there's no i already regret saying that now three videos from now ryan jumps his hummer i mean after you hit that second deer your carry level for that car kind of went down a lot and you have jumped it quite a bit yeah well i mean it looks like it was hit inside impact yeah like another car hit it it's fine though fix it up and it will be all good way go i ended up talking with uh spenny yeah i've been i've been keeping up with him he is spirits high and he's basically just rehabbing so like his whole day is spent around rehabbing his hand dude it's crazy which i feel bad for him and obviously because he's injured and now he's spending a full day every day rehabbing but it seemed like his spirits were pretty high and uh yes he's like ripping hyperbaric chamber red light therapy yeah red light therapy he's doing like all of the like most modern technology his amount of rehabbing made me realize that my rehab and physical therapy for like when back when i broke my foot was extremely like negligent and minimal yeah compared like he is rehabbing like an athlete yeah i mean he is an athlete he's doing it all day long basically right he's just revolved around rehabbing his hand it's crazy he said what he's doing peptides some kind of platelet thing there's oh yeah a bunch of stuff everything everything so anything under the sun i think he was kind of throwing at or anyone wondering what he's up to that's that's what he's up to i i can't wait for him to get back down here you know even if i wonder if there'd be a way for him to be down here and still rehabbing i was trying to think about that earlier but i was wondering on that too he was telling us so he lives in calgary and calgary has the old like olympic training grounds because the olympics were held there in like the 90s and so they have athletes and sports medicine and like it's a really good place actually to get better because they have so much stuff there plus he has friends with hyperbaric chambers and stuff like that but yeah he showed me and he's got about like this much movement in a few of his fingers back still no feeling but he told me like literally the night when he facetimed me after he'd just gotten out of surgery he's like it is my job to get better like that's all i'm going to focus on so yeah when it comes to actually more physical therapy more movement the healing of the muscles and the done but now it's just getting that movement back i feel like maybe then you can come back it's the nerve healing oh yeah the nerve for this the nerves and the most frustrating like you know like just knowing that or hoping to know that your feeling is going to come back but like having it take let's just say a year they they told him potentially three years let's just say a year from now he still doesn't have that feeling you know discouraging that is like what if it never comes down you just gotta stay at it praying for that boy but he's doing good yeah his spirits are high as they have been throughout the whole scenario yeah exactly i just miss i miss having him around here you know such a vibe he's obviously getting a lot of stuff done while he's here just miss having a homie around he's a little less he's pretty destructive but he's a little less destructive than gav especially you and gav together i feel like i'm not that destructive compared to gav you're right gavin breaks a lot of shit maybe this is like in my own head i feel like maybe i'm more productive with my destruction sometimes he's just downright destructive with no principles i don't know what i'm trying to say he's almost got like a pointless destructive to him like you just want to grab on him too hard we already fucking ripped on him for the last three videos and yeah times he's been here have you have been a lot better the last couple you really have you haven't been breaking that much stuff lately which is nice i haven't really been put in position to do so though i mean for a lot of years it was like here's a wrx go rip the track well what are you gonna break like yeah we did a lot of durability testing for a long time we haven't been doing a ton of that lately it's kind of you know it's like the miata it's just strong enough it just is gonna it's actually can handle yeah if those wrenches could just get the air bubbles out of the cooling system that thing would be bulletproof dude the the megaphone c8 has an oil leak and a lower lower engine knock that is a that is a crime we only gave it a few revs this is what happened we put a crazy whack exhaust on it and we didn't tune it no and we drove it hard drove it hard when you change something like that all the way through and you have weird bends it just throws it off enough and honestly it's also a completely different piping structure it goes from four to one um there's some of them are wide you know it's just a whack thing and it needed to be tuned we didn't have time for that we didn't have time for that so now it's leaking oil knocking a little bit check engine light's been on since we took it off the lift and i think the damage is already done i think we just have the thing until it pops and then we'll replace it yeah do it do a nice uh middle of the road motor build and build one heck of a drift car dude that thing with an angle kit lower it just a little and a hydraulic e-brake that will never work but we'll throw one in there for looks yep and then rip the heck out of it yeah that's exactly what our plan was such a good chassis for that oh my god you can tell like it just doesn't turn sharp enough but like other than that it literally just wants to drift as is really dude you're like oh my god i don't know it's like you just like pepper the throttle a little bit and dump the clutch and you're just already like sideways the problem is is we will what we'll probably do for the most entertaining outcome will be drive it until it catastrophically fails on camera which could result in like a hole in the engine block or something bad like right now you could probably take it and just give it better internals and it won't be totally frigged i mean we could do that over the winter if we'd like if it makes it to winter but then again how expensive is it to pick up a motor yeah for a c6 i mean we should probably stud the tires and do some ice drifting i think get the miata out there get the c6 out there mike's drift car maybe yeah probably not but that'd be good yeah we got to figure out some some ice vehicles for this year i don't know if we want to say i'm on the pod because people might take our ideas but i don't think it's any secret idea we're just gonna throw ice tires on everything probably right speaking of drift cars mike got himself a loner and it lasted four minutes you blew up the loner mike no i didn't what happened to it then dumped all the power steering fluid out of it did notice it was that so nicely like oh i didn't blow the part i just dumped the fluid out it was smoking i'm not saying it's your fault but no it is funny it's just like so my buddy cody buchanan who won uh pro spec drift series last year if you if you pay attention to that pretty lit he brought his missile car which missile car is just a beat up like it's just your practice practice practice loner whatever he drifted with it all weekend two weekends ago brought it to me i got in it i got in it and i tried to start it and he's like i literally just drove it off the trailer and it wouldn't start i'm like bro it didn't want to hang out here it's something about me these cars don't want you driving them exactly and so then we finally get it going after like an hour and then i literally took two laps in it and it starts smoking and it's dripping and i'm like dude all the power steering fluid's gone yeah i lost power steering and he's like what the heck and i'm like dude it's probably me i'm like i don't know what i did but like i probably freaked out a little too much and he's next morning to fix it he didn't have to do that but he did he's like car is good to go you guys have at it like it's not just for me it's for everybody anybody can hop in and drift it well obviously i get like not wanting to i get in it again when we try to film our asphalt thing and i took like three laps and i dumped all the power steering fluid out of it again i don't even know what like are you holding it all the way to full angle lock no i mean am i hitting full angle lock yes but am i holding it no i just like i don't know what happened but it happened again and i'm he just gave that car a full once over to give to us i was chuckling at it he was talking about i mean the car is exceptionally beat up yeah and he goes i've actually never put a dent in this car every everybody else when i guess when it became the drift missile that i would teach people or you know whatever he goes everybody put dents in it other than me i was like damn because it's cooked it's cooked it literally has a dent on every single square inch of it basically all body panels in front of the driver's door missing, which that's why, or he also meant like he's like when i'm driving i'm tandeming he's like i'll just let's say i'm in the front and someone will just like hit me oh yeah like that too running in the back that's like part of drifting and i think i'll have to understand that like i don't love that like i don't love the idea of like tandeming with someone and then them hitting my door and then having a big dent in my door for yeah like until i get a new door just because that's drift we were tanding yeah yeah because like that happened in jake's mustang he got actually i think cody gave him like a skillful wheel mark like literally was drifting and like turn the wheel to just bump it because he's that good yeah it definitely adds character but it's like you know jake's that's like a 45 000 mustang was like a 45 000 what do you think that thing's worth now 27 000 it is it is set up really good for drifting yeah well it just blew up too oh yeah that's true he blew it up when he was over at our shop drift track you think our drift track is curse possibly i think that thing was smoking the whole time i think it was smoking the whole time i think it was smoking the whole time he was driving it funny and it looked like it was about to blow up and we even were like hey your thing's smoking i think it's gonna blow up or i think something's wrong and they're like oh no it's just like a little bit of oil like i changed the oil and i put a little bit too much in and then he sent never made like his heads were literally cracked wide open he did get more time out of it though then i think he thought because if i recall this spring we were talking about like oh i gotta i gotta work on it and did he ever really he he put it to e85 put a lot in it that's what he did this year at least okay so he did do some stuff i just remember i'm talking about working on it this spring and then i didn't know if he really did too much and then it finally blew up yeah there's an extra summer out of it yeah speaking of potential curses in the drift track you guys been keeping up with robbie layton is rebuilding our hoonicorn he took it this winter right i mean do i don't even remember when he came up it was like january yeah february and the initial plan was he was like i can you know i work with a lot of good companies like holly and and other big companies that will be able to help do the build and we kind of thought he was just going to straighten out the frame you know slap a couple new fenders on it call it good then it was like well we can get the seating position right we can do this we can do that before we know it robbie literally dismantled the entire vehicle he's built he's rebuilding our hoonicorn the hard way and yeah honestly from scratch from scratch yeah but he's doing it the right the right way exactly just for example like they're in on the real hoonicorn there's scoops on the side on the side rear fenders that go into the rear tires to cool the rear brakes and he's just like okay just build the scoops like out of metal like whatever it's yeah cnc yeah that's like the best thing so as he started digging into it you know he found where there was issues in the car that weren't basically going to be you know correct and it wasn't going to come out how he wanted it so he's like all right let's fix it and he's like okay let's do it and he's like okay let's do it and he's like and basically what he got down to is the entire car will be made out of sheet metal now fully custom manufactured sheet metal all these rivets he has like some super crazy design that he's going to do they're going to be like recess rivets so they look really good but everything he's like hand and machine molded into it the whole underneath is all tube chassis now instead of cobbled together frame like and then so sick it's going to be amazing the cherry on top of all of that is that the true unicorn is a 65 mustang and the unicorn replica that we had had 67 mustang body parts on it so they're just deciding they're like this needs to be true 65 so they're making all 65 which they did not need to do no yeah they would never have no they needed to with some of it because it was so twisted up yeah exactly no they needed to but then they they held the 65 door the panel to match the lines of the 65 and then boy watching the episode when they put the twin turbos in and just like spot like what we're looking at right now right out of the hood dude oh so good it's gorgeous like every time he sends me an update on it i like blackout like i can't believe just looking at this car in pictures that this is going to be ours like bro it's insane it's amazing how good of work they do they really do like it's impressive i think this one is new for him like he's built some pretty crazy contraptions i'm actually excited i think we'll have him on the podcast i want to hear about this build but like he's done some pretty crazy builds but i think this one is like his new baby yeah his new like pinnacle i mean he spent freaking seven months working on it and the goal for him is to have it at sema so you guys can actually go to sema and see it on the show they're going to have it in the raw metal i believe and i'm not sure if it's going to be running by then but it won't be wrapped like you'll actually be able to see all of the body work and everything that he's doing to this it's gonna be really freaking cool i can't wait to slide it i'm scared i feel like it's actually gonna drift and drive good i think now that it's not gonna have like just crown vic parts underneath it's gonna be yeah it's gonna be good we need to we need to hide the keys from ben i think dude i don't even i don't think he'll want to yeah i honestly don't and i i don't fully blame him like sometimes i'm even scared to rip the miata just like i would feel really bad if i if i tangled up our miata and then this one is like i mean this thing another level it was winning shows before this is a show winning car that's gonna be able to anywhere you take it and it also is actually going to perform like a beast shout out robbie layton yeah it's been cool guys have to go check out he has like probably four or five videos on it right now robbie layton robbie layton's youtube channel yeah well in some of his other videos he kind of like dives into it too but uh it's just cool that it's like kind of a win-win for everyone like dude i love reading the comments um just seeing what people think about like reading the comments on his videos everyone's responding so well to it like robbie's hooking it up and we're getting this like literal one-of-one replica car but he's getting this just awesome build series and he you can tell is learning so much as he's building it and it's just a win-win for everybody yeah they went down checked out the real hoonicorn that was they they asked us we were filming another video so we weren't able to go they were just there for a few hours but they went down checked out the real hoonicorn tried to get some of like the seating measurements and all that stuff right so it's not like you're crunched up in it and all that like it's gonna be insane i'm so freaking excited so they let him measure out the real one that's cool can you imagine he's just like 3d scanning that'd actually be the way to do it for sure that's how they do it dude with like landscaping and stuff now too this they 3d scan uh like for measurements they just like they have this little stick and i actually saw an ad for that on my nice dude way nicer than the wheel i used to have to walk around yards with right it's just so cool like you could like nowadays if you have a proper 3d scanner you could like 3d scan a log and all the bark around it and then you could just like put it into a 3d printer and it would print out a plastic version of that log that would be sick and then we could burn the log or we could have a 3d printed enduro course i like your idea better though burning classic logs 3d printed campfire bundles yes shout out to robbie dude i'm just i'm just excited i hope we can make it down to sema and see it but if not you guys should because the public can get in on friday so you can come and see it and this will be outside so you can see it every day of the show i believe go take pictures go tell robbie thank you because god dang all right ken give us some good to close up uh we should be calling the corvette giveaway later this week so stay tuned for that and hopefully not this week's video but next week we can publicly announce who they are that's right so thank you for everyone that got entered for that do you have any plugs you want to hit like any brands that you're excited to work with any you know uh who are we working with this week right shopify i don't even know yet probably shopify they're a good partner okay well but any just personal ones you know that you've maybe picked up that you're using in your day-to-day life nobody that's worthy of it i guess what is your hat say phoenix open oh nice shout out to phoenix see ya 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