The podcast explores the controversy surrounding Savannah James flying first class while her friend flies coach, framing it as a clash of personal finance values rather than a moral failing. The host argues that such choices are a matter of personal preference and financial freedom, not entitlement, emphasizing that wealth should allow for generosity and shared experiences without creating expectations. The conversation highlights how people without money often relate more empathetically to those with limited means, as both face similar struggles. The discussion also underscores that financial privilege is often misunderstood—especially when it comes to travel, where domestic flights offer little difference between classes. The hosts reflect on how social media amplifies minor financial disagreements, often without context. They also examine broader themes of relationships, parenting, and personal responsibility, noting that commitment should be rooted in trust, not convenience. Ultimately, the episode promotes empathy, challenging listeners to judge less and understand more, especially when it comes to financial decisions driven by personal choice. Through humor and personal anecdotes, the podcast illustrates how financial realities shape experiences and relationships, and how true connection comes from shared understanding, not material status.
The thing I wanted to bring up right away, I don't know, Kerry probably gonna say something about it, is the whole Savannah James thing, where her co-host from the podcast, how it's a big controversy, how she flies first class and her friend who's on the same flight and they go in the same place, flies coach on that. And you know, a lot of people are pocket watching and obviously LeBron James is a billionaire. And they're saying that she shouldn't let her friend go first class. I mean, she shouldn't let her friend's go coach and she should be first class. - She says she does business class. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Which, to me, that's better than coach, ain't it? - That is better than coach. - It's way better than coach. - And she's a millionaire herself, didn't hear? - That's all, if that's her preference, I don't get why everybody else is so mad about what she chooses to spend her money on. - People don't realize, I put people in a place though, 'cause this is a reason you got a billion dollars. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not gonna lie, if I became a billionaire tomorrow, y'all will reap the benefits of all the time. Every single time, every time I got something, y'all will have it. But at some point, I gotta let you know 'cause no, I'm the billionaire. So I'm gonna invite y'all to like a island and shit and you're gonna be like, "Dude." - The island is crazy. You're not a billionaire with an island, okay. - Look at that island, huh? - That's better than that on the island. - I'm good on the island. - Okay, you know what I mean? - Huh? - Okay. I was saying like, not my personal island, but like, I went on vacation. - Okay. - Mr. Mike Steen. (laughing) But you know what I'm saying? And it just be like, oh damn, we got the same thing. Pat got, you know, it's all inclusive. Y'all got drinks. And he's like, "Oh shit, we can't even tell. Pat's so generous." And they're gonna be like, "Yo, it's time to fly to the next island over there." And then y'all all gonna walk to the airport and I'm just gonna leave in the helicopter just to let you think it's no. I'm different. I might even have my helicopter circle y'all play. (laughing) - We play that job. - We play that job over there, all right, y'all. - But I think other people just like counting other people's pockets. - We do, no one that they wouldn't do the same even if they did have. - But they don't know what it's like. - Exactly, they don't know what it's like. - They never would know what it's like. Everybody is, to me, it's easier to do that shit when you don't have money here. It's easier for me to walk into McDonald's with Mike, this one back when Mike was broke his fuck. And then he said, "Walkin' in a cow, please, please, can you get me a McFurry?" I'm like, "All right, bro." - "I have a McFurry." - "Please, please, please, can you put Eminem's in it?" Fuck outta here, little nigga. Sometimes you gotta put a nigga in his place. (laughing) - No. - I had money since college, though. - No, but no, but real. But sometimes I feel like when you got, - When you got-- - When I didn't have it, I had it. - That's not true. When you-- (laughing) - What was that broke? - When you, you was broke, you was broke. - You saw from where you were, you was broke as fuck. - That was never broke in college. - Yes, no, you was broke. - I was more broke out of college than I was in college. - The first year after college, you was so fucking broke. - Yes. - You was still sleeping in dorms and shit. - That wasn't sleepin' in dorms. (laughing) - Would've coached you for the home. (laughing) - I was broke, though, yeah. - But I feel like when you-- (laughing) I feel like when you got like a smaller amount of money, it's easier to give people money because they know you don't have it either. So there's no expectations coming back. So we have McDonald's and you like, oh, I ain't got no money, okay, here goes $2. You know, we both broke, bro. But if you got a lot of money and then you pay for somebody to go first class, the moment they don't, it's gonna feel like more of a hit. Like, oh, you don't fuck with me no more. - Exactly, it becomes an expectation and that's what I don't appreciate, you know? And that's how you stay broke, too, because where does it end? You know, are you letting your cousins fly first class with you? You letting your aunties, your grandma's like-- - Especially if it's not coming out like the business, 'cause that's why I was trying. I guess that's why I was trying to say was that if it's a business expense for both of them, then it's like, okay, we both can fly. If we're both using a business account, I feel like we both should fly the same. Like it shouldn't be. But if it's, I'm using my personal money to go somewhere and you're using your personal money to go somewhere, then I shouldn't be obligated. That's been times you phone business class or I phone business class somewhere and we both were in at the same time. We just decided, I decided to spend extra money on this one, 'cause I had extra points or whatever. I didn't feel like obligated to be like, 'cause before they weren't even let us book, they were trying to all get business class and they wouldn't. - They wouldn't let us because-- (laughing) - Me and Mike had got first class. It was weird as hell for some reason on the flight. We could have got first class for like $200 each, which was super cheap, compared. And the tickets that we had were free in the first flight. Like somebody was already flying and so. But they wouldn't let us move unless we moved gene to business class and we was like, hey. (laughing) - No, no. - It was business class 'cause it's a domestic flight. So it was business class. I think gene was in, we were like, for some reason your ticket was like all the way in the best. - It was like, and we already had like regular like economy tickets. - No, we had comfort. - We had comfort and then it was like regular economy, which gene was in. And then for us to move him like all the way up, it was like $700. I was like, okay, we both, you all just have to fly. - Everybody just stay seated. Everybody's staying with the fuck they got. - But at the other point that a lot of people are not bringing up, I wish I would have tweeted it. I think it's more of a security thing. Like Savannah James, obviously one of our most viral clip has something to do with Savannah James. Like people know who she is. And the biggest perk to me about first classes, you're only, you're getting a window or I'll see. And you're only sitting by one other person. And that's really it 'cause the other seats are so spaced apart. - So I think it's a security thing 'cause not Noah fenced for her co-host, but she kinda in our realm where like people, two people on a plane might know you. It's that, you know, almost everybody on a plane know that Savannah James. - The co-host said she flows, she fives business. Business class is good. - It's really good. - And I feel like people know the difference. - It's the same thing. - Yeah, everybody else chiming in, don't got money and don't fly. - They literally don't understand it. - Especially if you're going international. Like the only difference sometimes between first class and business class is that first class, they might like make your bed, give you pajamas and shit like that. - No, you might be, you still have a lay flat, but business class, business class, you also have a lay flat, but they might give you different type of headphones. They might not make your bed. - Man, I need to get out more. - It's all the same. - That's it, all the same. They need to come out with the next thing they need to do. - Some people's business class ain't shit. Especially if you're doing, if you're doing domestic flights. - Some of the first class ain't shit. - There's been times, one time, we was about to upgrade to first class and it closed. And then we walked in and said, thank God we didn't buy first classes. All it was was the same seats. Just like a little bit higher up. - This is it. - You get an extra snack for $500. - No, people need to know most domestic flights don't have first class. - Come on, no. - Don't make me knock out the pilot to take over this plane. - Whoa, that's not what you're doing. - Hello, hey, the radio is for people who are driving. - Hey, what's going on, what's going on? - I'll drive him. - I'm off into Crasdomey's podcast. - Oh my God, anyway. - Welcome to Crasdomey's podcast episode 279. Oh, we got Pat here, Jean here and we have Carrie here. Oh, happy birthday. - Thank you. - Happy birthday to you. - Jean, don't sing, just me and Mike. - Happy birthday. - Yeah, you didn't come. - Who's that at first? - You did. - Why'd you say first? - Yeah. - 'Cause I wasn't gonna make it. - Exactly. - Yeah. - I gave Jean his brownie points. I was like, see Jean, remember, I knew Jean was gonna remember. And I ain't hear nothing from these two over here and I said, oh, they forgot, okay. - On purpose though, we had to build the suspense. 'Cause we would have out of been text you if I wasn't gonna see you that day. - Yeah. - And she's making it so difficult to, 'cause we surprised her with a birthday. She's so difficult to, 'cause we surprised her with a birthday cake or ice cream cake. - Yes. - And she was making it very difficult to surprise her. I was about to go down there and grab you from the restaurant and be like, just come upstairs and get these damn cakes. - She was like, wow, what y'all doing up there? (laughing) - 'Cause, y'all, we texted her, we texted her for Yonsei and saying like, I texted her about that we saw her at a restaurant. Just trying to pretend that we just saw her randomly at a restaurant. She's like, yeah, I don't know why they're stalking me. (laughing) - She was like, bro, she was asking questions like, which y'all see my car or something? (laughing) - Like, man, were you irritated? (laughing) - Nah, she was crazy. - Oh, woman would ask a million questions. (laughing) - We be ruining stuff sometimes, I ain't gonna lie. But I appreciated it a lot, my ice cream cake. I was very surprised. I really didn't think y'all remember. - Now, you might have, you know what people didn't think we are. - I don't know. - That's the thing, that's what I learned about, 'cause I was talking to my girlfriend about it. I was like, me and Carrie haven't hung out outside the pot. So the shit I say, she really receives is me on the pot. So whatever I say, that's what she believed. - Because the things Mike say and the things Jean say, I feel like are really them. - No, it is not. - You don't think so? - It is. - Especially that nigga. This nigga's a fraud. - Oh my God. - This nigga is me on my dick. - No, you been on my dick all the fucking day. - Oh, and niggas had you at gunpoint. - I would have shot the niggas. (laughing) - The father saw a nigga broke into my car. - I would have shot that nigga. You didn't what. - Hey. - Hey. - And then what? - You get a bad shit. (laughing) - You got to put the tear drops. - Whoa, no. - No, I'm getting, no I'm getting my favorite bullet on my face. - F-D-L-F-D-L-F-D-L, you're an informant.
Oh my god why didn't I swear to God this this one rule all right go ahead. Okay The girl you like was once a sperm You like sperm you're gay I did not say yes you did I didn't oh No, no, this one you send me my phone you say if I lose something and you look behind a mounted TV I know you got my shit That is fact I never thought about that No for real I think about all the times I lost something like it's The nigga open a fridge is like bruh. I'm looking for my car. Come on No, nigga nigga the words you last having nigga. He deserves to be shot Did you retrace the steps you retrace yourself what pants did you have on when you lost it that's a valid question No, cuz one y'all I feel like men maybe I'm making this a gender war But I feel like men suck at finding things when they lose them So if a woman is asking that you know why men suck at finding things when you lose it because women Try to put it in the right place No, yes, we have a strategic way of a place and shit it might seem disorganized like I'm putting This shirt sometimes like the shirts. I'm not about to wear again, especially for the pod. I'll fold it, but put it on the floor Cuz I'm ready like No, I'm holding I put on the floor and then put my jeans on come. No, I'm about to put this back up So I don't want to hang it and start look. I need easy access to my items. I'd be I'd be mad as head I'll be mad as hell in my girl like why the fuck would you take my charger out the freezer? I Drink water right I'll drink a cup of water, right and I'll put my cup on the counter I won't put in the dish like the the sink because I'm gonna reuse that cup for the same water So I don't need to put the cup away. I sound personal Why not just put it in the sink because I'm still gonna use that cup now we're wasting dishes Said it ain't dirty if I don't eat drank water with it Why do I need to put in the sink? I feel like sometimes women just do stuff to stress themselves out like It's like a they got a stress meter and they say how can I get to max stress and then you just start finding shit like Why are you under the bed mess with my high school football What are these those are my pants from high school why are you such a guy? 40 years old you never know when you gonna get that call as soon as you throw my pants away Go Pat we need you. We need to play receiver They go now they all lucky pants always touching shit. No, no for real. I don't know why you sent me this tweet a week You're guys. I swear you send me this is this is some shit. I was something. This is some show I would never say if we run into a train and I'm first I'm eating some pussy You need to send me that no, yeah, you did I didn't okay. I let you slide. We just saw the tweet at the same time Okay, what do you think about that though? What I mean? I don't get that like the training you go on first They're the two words don't make sense because train is like at the same time No, no, it's not that's why they say chew chew all the board type of things like at the same time No, that's the order you gotta have court. No, it's not a orgy a train one after the other That's double pee, but you talking about no, no, no, no, no, no, no a train But oh damn you right. Oh, yeah, so the like the body blue thing is that's a that's a train Yes, technically, jeez. I'm saying like he wasn't there Put up in the genius hoodie like I don't know who I think it is They got a genius from it It is blue It's blue for body Think of Jean pull up in the space boots and the bedazzle jeez I don't think that's genius with a jeez But no, but that's still crazy though like I just don't believe in running like just having sex with the same woman As a man and I know he's going in there to do that. That shit always been weird to me Yeah, I actually was watching a documentary on YouTube and it was a About why India is so bad at sports There's documentaries that you watch I was very randomly But it was a very interesting point because the premise of it was there are billions of people in India's one of the most populous countries if not the most populous country and Michael Phelps singly has more gold medals medals in general than the whole country Has ever happened so we're just talking about different factors about like Why the country is not good at sports and something I never really thought about about a country with that many people and You don't have good athletes there Listen, this is I'm not trying to be racist Before I say this I've never like maybe like once or twice In my life that I can remember right now where I saw a dude who I knew like okay He's Indian and he's in shape like he looks athletic and if it was that he was like five seven five eight So I'm not sure like What they're like they're their heights and stuff are there was a couple like what they have access to there was a couple of factors because They were trying to say it was property a thing because but then it wasn't because there's countries with Maybe like hundreds of thousand islands with a hundred thousand people on it that have more medals than the country the soccer don't make sense I don't know how they're not gonna soccer I think it was up they came from like a Manu a manu nutrition thing. Okay a lot of people are not don't have enough nutrients over there. Yeah I think they just got other stuff to worry about like movies say movies gonna crazy. Yeah, they they are the big big movie But it's they be bullshit over there though they've been bullshit With the body what no, no, no, no, they be bullshit because they They do got some athletes, but all they athletes be pushing y'all see what they real athletes do play cricket no No, no, no, no, no, no, they be playing that like you play cricket though But they be playing that slapping contest Don't they be like jumping up and they're like slap each other. What's that call Jean when when they be slapping? When they be jumping up and like slapping each other, I know what you talk about you know they be running around It's almost like wrestling like WWE wrestling. That's where the best athletes at Medicine I guess so not a look crazy. You guys see it they'd be tumbling and everything they might also just be Look, look at up. You got a tic-toc on that motherfucking slap slap. Let's go. Kabadi slap Kabadi. Yeah, yeah. Oh shit Put that shit up. Yeah look these real look I'm telling you these were they real athletes that they over there bullshit Knees over there bullshit I'm saying all the athletes over there. These boys supposed to have a hand in the dirt three-point stance rushing the quarterback They over there. Look at that shit. Don't my god. That's true. Come on man. T.J. Why can't fuck with that nigga, bro? That shit crazy. Look over there. That shit don't translate to no money Shit like everybody are nice to god, but the shit off the nigga. Oh my god. That's too crazy. Oh, man, say that before Harar put out to the yeah, he put it. He said to the dude. I thought you talked about the one where they put the powder on They hand and you got a stand there and literally like They have that here. I saw Wallow dude. He got knocked out. Really? Yeah, Wallow did it. I don't know if that was AI. Please don't answer me. Please don't be AI No, no, look that up. I can go like that Please please I don't think I didn't get leave. I just don't get AI That's the thing I I so didn't give a fuck about it. That I took it. It's facts. That's so fucked up. This is not really this La Grille. This is AI. That's not slap league This is not AI That might be AI. Yeah, that's AI. I don't it might not be AI but mind it. Just not be wallow Think of that to do a wallow AI slap video. That's just might not be wallow. It might be a real video So half and half. Yeah, you might just got click baited. Yeah, boss girl pass. I really didn't give a fuck They know I got ADHD. I'm gonna regret. I'm the wrong nigga for AI because I'm just I'm gonna just say this facts So I don't care. Yo, listen up. It's so easy to put off your doctor's appointments You're busy with work with friends with plans. 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I want to hear your opinion on this actor, Kendrick Samson says he, he wouldn't want a child in his romantic relationship. He said, I want children with my homegirls. You know, I just look at love differently. Like I would, if I had, in my head, if I'm going to have a partnership, I don't want a child in there. I want a child. I definitely want children, but I want children with my homegirls. I want my homegirls to know that we are never going to have a romantic nothing. And the only thing we worried about is the health of the child. Yeah, it ain't complicated by what I'm feeling, what mood I'm in, what, you know, how you betrayed me, how you slept with me, how you cheated, you know. What did you do about that, Carrie? You know, when I first saw it, I was kind of confused and I kind of was, I want to say mad, but I be feeling like people don't understand how serious it is when you have children, how important it is for them to have, you know, both parents in the household. That's just my personal opinion. But then I start seeing other people kind of stick up for it in a sense. And they were just kind of talking about, oh, that's what a blended family is. And sometimes people do just want to, you know, have a kid but not have the responsibility of the romantic side with the partner. But I don't know, I don't see a way it doesn't get messy at some point. If it's really, if it's really, it has to be a homegirl that's actually your homegirl. It can't be some shit that you have sex, though, that y'all have something to have sex. Maybe they take turkey based it or something. Well, I was going to get somebody my sperm for their baby before. I guess until I saw until I saw the partner they got with. And I ain't really like, you know what I'm saying? It's like certain stuff. I'm not trying to come on now. I feel like I've told that story before. When I was younger, I used to, I had this idea of being like a single father. That's how I imagined myself in the future, you know. I don't think that way now, obviously. But it's, I think it's a mindset, you know, especially if you have trauma as growing up with diverse parents or something like that. You're like, I don't want to deal with drama that I've seen in other people's relationships. So it's like, you want to have kids, but you don't want, you don't understand what he's saying, but I don't see a way that it doesn't get messy. The thing is, it's automatically going to get messy. The way he's talking about, he doesn't seem like he's just like, we're going to turkey based it. I feel like it's just like homegirls who you casually have sex with. No, I don't think he's saying it like that. I think he's saying it. I don't think he's even worried about the sex part. I don't even think he like even thought too far into the sex part. I think he's thinking about the friendship of it. And knowing like when you co-parent, like me, I'm co-parent, you still have to be friends with the person you're co-parent. Yeah. No matter what the beef is, no matter how you feel about them, you have to care about that person's well-being and what better person to do that with with like a friend that's already in that spot. Because romance and jealousy is what messes up the whole parenting. But then it takes all that. What happens when the other two people start getting to a romantic relationship? He said that you just respected, you know. Snap down, Snap down. But then you wouldn't want to have- But my thing is- Why would you rather do it without something that's- He said he wanted it with his homegirl because he's like, if I like your traits and I feel like you would be a good mom, like I would want to have kids with you. But to me, it's like, well, why wouldn't you want to be with them in a relationship as well? But maybe people, I don't want to put it on him, but they were like, oh, maybe he's asexual. But I feel like- I also feel like he's looking at it. That's probably- I bet you he's not in a relationship. Usually people that, like, had each have a family. They don't have a son. But usually people that's in that state, they kind of more look at the statistics. Because if you're with somebody, you can't even fathom thinking about that because you love your partner so much. But when you're not in a relationship, you think of it as like how many marriages last forever, not a lot. They should. But it's like not a lot of marriages last forever. So if he knows that, then it's just like, but a lot of friendships last forever. I just don't get how some people can think that like a relationship is more of a commitment than a child. I think he's trying to say the relationship plus the child is more. But just in general, I've heard people say they're like, "Oh, I don't mind having kids, but I don't want to ever get married." A relationship is way more working than having a child. Way more. A child with somebody you're not with though? It's way more. The relationship is way more. Yes. That's just a lot of organizing to me. It's like- By far, you've got experience at first. You've got to be a dad. Yeah. But I'm with the person I'm having a kid with. No, I'm just saying when you say, when I'm talking about parenting versus being in a relationship, you can still do that if you're with a person you're having a kid with. I think relationships are easier because you can leave a relationship. I want to hear them. You can leave a kid too. I'm just saying. It's easier to leave a relationship than a kid to me. No, it's not. Sessu. The kid don't got a phone and can't look you up and see what they should. Look at you, they got no phone. You know that girl, she gonna track you down. I see you in Wyoming, nigga. You can't run. That's crazy. No, but to me, raising a kid, it's almost like the, when you're raising a kid, it's not hard because everything that seems hard is like you have to do it. It feels like there's no other choice. Sometimes the biggest thing with romance and relationships is like you realize I don't have to do this. So then there's a part of you that just like it's like conflicting. When a relationship gets hard, it's like, do I want to go through this hard thing or do I want to break out with this person and it's a choice. But when a kid gets hard, it's like I got to do this. But that's why I feel like marriages mean something because you can't just escape it. Like you have to work through it. That's not true. Well, you should work through it. So you keep your marriage, just like how with a child, you can't escape that either. But to me, having a child, at least you can have it for us, right? Like I'm not for that, but at least you could, right? But with a kid, that's forever. Like the person you have a child with you're in their life forever, y'all are grandparents together. Like that's deep to me. Yeah, but the prize, the prize is a kid, though. So it's always going to soothe over. It's just like no matter the relationship you have with the other person, if it turns sour, you're going to look with, create it. Like you know, when people regret like having a kid, but can never like get like they can never fully regret it because they love their kids so much. So it's just like it's already there. I get what you said. But that's why I think that that's why I think leaving a relationship is easier. No, because there's no kid. Leave me, leave me okay. It is way easier. I guess that's why we got so many happy parents. You don't have to be around because you can still be around and leave your kid. I've seen like dudes be like, they don't do the right thing on purpose. Like let's say like, because you know, a lot of people are like, my baby, mom, be tripping. She'll never let me see the kids and stuff like that. It's like, nigga, you live in a studio apartment. That's why she won't let you have your daughter. I don't think that's a good excuse. What? No, I'm saying, but like some people, what I'm saying is, is like, moms be asking for like simple things like, hey, could you get you moving to a two-bedroom apartment? Could you make sure she eat at eight o'clock? Could you make sure you feed her something besides fast food? And they'd be like, nine doing that shit. And then it's like, they love. Niggas be leaving their kids and they still be present. That's what I'm trying to say. That's what you mean? Yeah. Yeah. That you are now watching my score with Mike and Pat. All right. Welcome. Oh, damn. Oh, sorry. Welcome to my shit. That was a lot. All right. Welcome to the crash court. Okay. Thank you. Okay. How are you doing? I'm all right. I'm chillin. I'm at work right now. So, okay. Where you work? Oh, good. So far. How are you all? Good. I'm y'all being a federal. No, I'm saying what, what you do for work? Oh, I'm a substance abuse counselor. Substance abuse counselor. So you teach people how not to abuse drugs? No, basically I screen the patients and everything. And if they qualify, I get them set up for like outpatient residential rehab or detox. Okay. Hi, like, yeah, so I'm just scheduled. So what's a way somebody can fail that like where they don't get the outpatient. So, like, let's say it's some people that be like court ordered or whatever. And they'd be like, they need like, they kids backs. And they say that, oh, my last time I used was like 10 months ago.
>> Okay, we can't help you. But they do try to argue with us like, okay, well, it's for it, but we don't like we don't work with the course. >> We don't want to go to the police. >> No, they got to be actively using it. >> Oh, so they can't get help against the on drugs. >> Yeah, because it's like, if you ain't using 10 months, then what you, what help you need? You already clean. >> Oh, shit. I would have left you to talk me now to left and did some cracking came back. >> They'll be saying that they be like, okay, so if I do drugs right now, should I just go do a pound of fentanyl and call y'all back? I'd be like, no, right, why won't we tell y'all to do that? >> I'm calling nobody back, I'll tell you that. [LAUGH] >> Okay, what's your court case? >> Okay, so I'm trying to figure out, should I let my ex back into my life so I could play him, or should I just kill him with silence? >> Oh, I'm glad you put the silence right on their house, why? >> Why do you guys initially break up? >> Because, so I went to his house after I got beat up, so I wanted to come by in my partner. Like, do you know, I want him to turn me up. >> Who'd you get beat up by, sorry. >> But if you buy an old friend, unfortunately, when I was drunk. >> A woman? >> A woman, right? >> Yeah, of course. >> Yeah, of course, what if, maybe, what I would have, he would have been dead. >> He's crazy right now, so. >> Yeah, I think, got that crazy. >> So you, okay, let's talk about this fight before we go to your ex, cuz we- >> My gosh. >> That's a little bit more interesting, how does you get in a fight with your ex best friend? >> Okay, so basically, I was drunk, I was off with Hennessy, vodka, everything. That you could even think of. >> Yes, they had everything, it was free liquor, so you know, I was free loading. So I'm just vibing whatever, I'm talking to this person, her sister come up to me, tripping about something that she felt some type of way about, like, in the past. But I'm like, what, we could have been talked about this. Why you want to talk to me about this, like, wow, I'm drunk as fuck. Like, it was clear I was drunk, like, it wasn't to the point, right? You know how people be like functional drunts. >> That's not me, like, I looked like I was loaded and I was looking dumb. So she chose to pick up I with me, me and her spot. And the next day when I go to the boyfriend house, he told me I found my best friend, too. And I didn't know. >> Oh, damn, you were just fighting everybody. How you know you lost? >> Yes, I mean, I was drunk as fuck, I was supposed that I lost if I didn't even remember to fight. >> Oh, yeah, they probably not you fucking silly. Okay, I know, but I'm gonna get my get back, it's cool. >> Okay, maybe you train with Mike, Mike, good at training people to fight. >> Yeah, Mike, let me get a lesson or something. >> I got to. >> Thank you. >> Got you. First thing we're going to do is get you a gun. >> No, I know how to fight y'all. It's just, I was drunk, like, it's Mike. If you got in a fight right now, drunk until off of five to seven alcohols, you go and win or lose. >> I'm hoping, I think Mike whooping on, I'm taking drunk, man, please. >> Yeah, please. >> Drunk Mike over sober, Mike. >> But sloppy sober, I mean, was sloppy drunk Mike though. >> You said what? >> Sloppy drunk Mike though, like, you know, there's different levels to this drunk state. >> Now, right hand ain't going nowhere. >> So each is on then. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, so tell us about how you want to get back with your accent. >> Okay, so yeah, so when I got to his house, I just wanted to get you rid of. My heart broke and me and my best friend just fought. He's not confiding in me or anything, so I'm like something is up. So he had two songs. He had to one of his songs on a vinerone table and he went to the restroom on his other phone. So I'm like, let me go through this phone. I see him texting, like, texting about four girls and one of them was his baby mama. So I'm like, but you said, yeah, I don't count. No, their message is counted. What was he saying to his baby mama? >> Man, I don't want to talk about it. Just know it wasn't, oh, I'm going to drop off the kid this day or are you ready for the kid? It was, it had nothing to do with the kid. >> You want his family back? >> It was some Lincoln type of stuff. >> He went dropping off no kids. He was dropping off that dick. >> I mean, kids still, I guess. >> Oh, he's still dropping off kids. That's true. >> I guess, yeah. >> Like a million legs. >> My gosh, you're really, no, you can't call this line when you're unhooked because you're making it worse. >> Unhook, that's all right. >> No, we're just trying to bully you into doing the right thing. First of all, you don't need to fight. We were talking to a man with a, you need to lead that fight and stuff along. How are you? >> I'm 26. >> Oh, yeah, you wait to older be fight. You go to jail for that shit. Like, you, that shit. >> I thought I was still a young woman, no? >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> You reaching, you're not untie yet, but the auntie is starting to notice you, you know what I'm saying? They start, they're about to welcome you. >> Yeah, okay, but that's, that's, that's very unlady, like. >> Yeah, that's not cute. I got stuff to lose, but anyway, so yeah, he'd been barking at my three, he'd been on my line. Hello, so I'm like, okay, should I just feed into it so I could play in his face and break his heart potentially? Or should I just kill him with the silence? I would just kill him with the silence, but I just want to hear your strategy if you did take him back. How would you, how would you go about breaking his heart? >> So, well, I'm not really a heartbreaker. I was probably going to have to take some things from my shit friends. >> Sorry. >> Yeah, not too much, but yeah, so I was probably just going to like, you know, leave him on, link with him and everything, like, you know, the regular, just making it 11 of you again or whatever. And this, did he ever love you, my bad girl? >> I know. >> Would you sleep? >> That's the killer part, that's the killer part I'm like, damn, am I going to have to bust it open for him? Like to get him back into my, like, liking? >> Yeah, because at that point, at that point, if you let him back in, he might of want either way, you know? That might be his goal. >> Right, and I feel like that on me. Yeah, that's the thing. >> We're down here, we're down here. I want to let you know that I'm finding you guilty. And the reason I found you guilty is because you tried to trick us. You tried to put a mirage in front of me and Mike's face. When in reality, you just missed that sex. And that's what the whole thing was about, because that's what we're saying. >> I'm gonna have to bust it open, like it just like, no, nobody said I wanted to do that. >> Come on now, 10 years, hornyness. >> My gosh, okay, it's cool, I guess. >> Look, she won't find anything else for the diggers. >> No, I got baptized, I'm not on that. >> I feel okay. >> All right, then just live straight in their life, then. >> Got wet one last time. >> Okay. >> All right, I'll try my best, I appreciate y'all. >> All right. >> One thing. >> Go ahead, that was a lot of things. >> I fuck with y'all though, I went to y'all LA show and it was the best ever. >> Yes, I'm the one who did the karaoke, I won the honey. >> Oh, what the fuck? >> Yes, turn me up, y'all turn me up. >> Who the cheese you waiting for? >> I would have got a different response. >> God, you would have. >> Nah, y'all fake, get off my phone. >> Let's fake this hell. >> Yeah, good one. >> All right. >> YouTube, live y'all. >> Let me brawl on it, y'all. >> Y'all. >> We doing some right now, we doing crash court and then you calling me a dickhead for what, bro? >> I called you a dickhead the other day. >> Why? >> Because you said you didn't care man, you said you were going to call me. >> I did my response and then you called, bro. >> You want to know why I put it, because you was like, yo, because we, because we told you we would call you in 40 minutes. We didn't know calling you, we ran out of time. And then you say, nah, you never called me with a broken heart and that wasn't the problem. The reason I say I don't care, look what time you text me, you tell me what time you text us. >> In the morning, seven. >> Yeah, six thirty one here, brother. >> Damn. >> Yeah. >> Well, that's when I woke up, well, I don't see the problem. >> That's when I answered. >> So you text, you text the page when you woke up. I don't think I ever been down that bad. >> Huh? >> I was bonded. >> Why are you hating? >> No. >> Because I just wanted to call you, you don't fulfill it. That way, could you say that I'm not a man of my word, I just wanted to. >> All right. Appreciate it. >> Hey, you way, bro. Welcome to the cross court. What's your case? >> My case? >> My dilemma? >> No. >> There's nothing? >> Yo, what's your dilemma? >> My dilemma. >> Oh, that's a dilemma. >> I know. >> You had a dilemma. What's your dilemma? >> Shit. That me and my girl make the same amount of money. >> I don't know. >> Hmm, I do remember. Yeah, we needed your call too, you fold it. You and your girl make the same amount of money, that's a good thing or a bad thing. >> I mean, it's not a bad thing, but I feel like, I was a man, I should be doing better. At least to another dilemma. >> You mind sharing a salary with us? >> Like yearly or like month or yearly? >> I like 30, 40. >> So you'll both make 30 or 40 around that, yeah? How old are you? 21. >> 21. >> Oh, man, you good.
brother. That's what I'm you think you want. Bro. I don't think I'll make like $15,000 when I was what you want. Man. That's a lot of money. Yeah, but you're supposed to be making the same thing. We both got to a dark. How does she? She's 21 as well. Yeah, you good. That's what exactly what you're supposed to be. You're supposed to be even. The wage gap don't sell to you like. It don't start to you in your 30s, bro. You'll be ahead of her, bro. America's fucked. Hell yeah, this. Yeah, it's fucked up, bro. Don't worry. You'll get more opportunities. Even though she probably smarter than you. No, most definitely. Yeah. So it's like don't worry about that, bro. Even if she does what she does. Yeah, yeah. What she's doing. Now, we need one of us when the college people are dropped out. Oh, we got I got my GD. She doesn't hear. How you get your GD? Cause we somebody that need it. There's a lot of people that send resources. I need to whoever that thing is different. It's different. It's different state to state. Okay. DM us again, bro. I lost your contract. No, not you, bro. No, not you. Not you. Not you. Oh, you just want something. But any who, bro, no, you good, bro. No, you guys are valid, bro. Let me, let's go for this crash court. I can let you go free. Or I can get you nine years when you 30. And that's actually when life gets hard for you enough to like have a dilemma. There's not a real dilemma, bro. That's a good thing. A lot of dudes out here. They tricking off 35,000. They paying all the bills with 35,000, 40,000 living lavish lifestyle that can afford. Mm-hmm. You good. There's always don't know how to stay within your budget, bro. You don't have to, you don't have to don't try to live a flash. She lifestyle live within your means. Oh, no. Yeah. And just prove it. And it's like your girls being the same thing. That's like a two income household right there. That's love. And she's still saying what you should respect you. She not just respecting you because she, because she make just as much money as you. So don't overthink it, bro. Don't ruin something good. Trying to go out here, and don't be afraid that she bosses up either. Like a lot of dudes out here are very, uh, what's the way I'm looking for Sasha and this is yeah, that's true. But they get, uh, they don't feel as masculine their girls making as much money. Yeah, they get intimidated. Yeah, intimidated by women. So don't get into the letter. She has, she has opportunities to boss up, which might be making a lot more than you. Just let her. And I can tell this question, not really yours. This is something you heard from somebody else or you got from the internet. You really, I can tell you got a good soul. You love that girl. So I wouldn't even don't even worry about that shit. Let her make more money. Should let her make five million while you still make 30k. You can be a stay on dad, bro. That's, that's kind of crazy. That's crazy for your woman. Like, come on. Now, do you know what the woman you love? If my girl, man, but I want to be, I want to be more of a like that. I ain't got as much money as her. I'd be like, Mommy, can I get a car? Please, Mommy, can I get a car? I just want, what just want one bin? Please just one smile. No, you're wild. Please. I want to start a Pilates business and do buy. I'm there for the Pilates business, bro. I'm telling you, bro, y'all niggas, y'all niggas week minded. I had 10 car washes by now. My girl, my girl made 10 million. Welcome to Pat's car wash, man. We don't even wash cars here, man. We just look at your shit, pull it to garage. You shit dirty as hell, boy. All right, bro. All right, yo, PCG is a car. Piece of blessings. Yo, man, they got a tattoo artist in your bio. You said no small tattoos. Shit, bro. I'm in the big shit. Why? What are you going to do no small tattoos? I'm like, you passed that point in my career, y'all. I feel it. All right, state your case and we'll tell you if you're guilty or not guilty. All right. I eat every girl's ass and I talk to you. Like how long? Like how long we talking? Like the talking the talking phase? How are we? Oh, no, no, no, no, that's not like just everybody that I fuck with. Like once that rubber come over, it's like, I feel like I've accepted the terms and agreements. So it's like this with it. That's like two steps. Like how long do you know these women before you choose to do that? Or is it just like if you meet them one night and y'all go have sex? And that's what you're doing? No, bro. That's like a serial ass eat the bro. Like I'm not one of them. It's like I gotta be really locked in. But it's like, like I said, once the kind of come off, that's it. But every girl don't get that treatment, you know what I'm saying, that's how you end up in the house. Let's put it up because like, you know, a lot of people frame like, Oh, I would only do it with somebody I fuck with. And then you go through a history and they fell in love seven times in one year. So how many women you you mess with within the last year, 365? See, like on that type of love, yeah, shit. But that's that's federal right now. I say more than five. So you ate five asses this year. Hey, hey, we're not judging, bro. I'm not judging. You ate five asses this year. I got, I got, I got, you ate more than 26, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine. It's probably like five these days. Okay. Probably. Okay. So how many women denied the night views? Denied. Why don't you deny it? I'm crazy. So you just know that's like, I'm just saying like, the ass heat is like this. The ass heat is not everybody's thing though. See, I ain't ran a little body who who said that they didn't like that type of shit, but it's like, I don't know, but it's like this. Look, look, I'm, I'm gonna give it a buck with you though. I'm gonna give it a thousand, just happy. It's like, like I said, I'm already on that type of shit. And I'm already down there doing my thing like, ain't no much worse if you get right. I would go that far, but okay. This just sound like military recruiting for ass heat. That's crazy that you say that. I was funny. But yeah, man. So I don't see the problem, though. I mean, that's your prerogative. Are you talking to somebody currently right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are y'all locked in? She number six or five. There's no way you would have counted. No, but I promise you, both. I'm not, I'm not that loose, but I change bitches like every two to three months. Okay. Now we know what we talk about. All right. All right. Obviously, we don't kink shame on this part, but there's such things as a excessive accessiveness. Yeah, yeah. I think six asses in a year is a lot of ass because that means you're probably eating, you probably eat those girls ass, like maybe, let's just say 10 times, right? So that's 60 times you've eaten ass this year. And that's it. This nigga getting life. I never thought about it like that. You're done. No, you're good, bro. You're not into the ass again, not in jail. Another woman's ass again. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, jail is crazy. Do you plan on, do you plan on keeping this woman that you're with or you plan on changing? Yes, that's always the plan, bro. Like I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a cheater, bro. Like I said, I just changed bitches. I didn't say I cheat on him. Got it. Got it. Okay. All right, bro. Um, um, wait. We getting another car right now. Uh, we don't know how to get off one thing I will say you live by yourself. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Do you be having company over? Yeah. Uh, like, like you, do you host parties and shit? Fuck no. Yeah. No, no. The girls ass. I mean, no, the females. Okay. That's it. It was a girl. Nobody. It was a girl on the last pie that said, all man that won an E.S. Shall let the girl eat the ass. Oh, no, she's bugging. Yes. I don't play them. Not a receiver. Yeah, I'm a gift. I'm not a receiver, bro. Yeah. No, I'm a top girl. All girls. I don't, I don't play no girl. The play of mine is here. No. Okay, man. See who Nicki Minaj is talking about. No. I appreciate your calling, bitch. I think somebody point me to the best ass eater. Fuck you. All right, bro. You're a good one. Their paycheck date could soon become the most irrelevant number in your life. Ernie is a non-bank finance app, five million people in grind. The concept is unknowingly simple. You earn money, you access it. Getting paid twice a month doesn't mean money is scarce. 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But you know, then days when you don't have no, no restroom or nothing, you gotta run through. - Well, you gotta do what? - Hey, it's a fat ass line. - Well, I'm a construction. - Yeah, I know, sir. - So when you're not in no place to use the restroom. - Mm-hmm. - You know, you gotta go through your nearest home depot. And shit, when you do, you get a fat ass line, so I'm like, you know where? Some of these motherfuckers just don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're just standing around a lot of gagging and shit. All right, go in. Hey, dog. I hear motherfuckers just like going hard, bro. I'm like, what the fuck? - I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to be like graphic, but I honestly don't understand what he's hearing. You're not the only one? You agree, right? I just don't know. I don't know what the son of another man, Jack, no sounds like. - No. - All right, I'll judge it. - Yeah, expert. - You know what I mean? - I'm a man, but I'm just spitting on his hand and trying to get that shit, you know? Like, I'm hearing this shit and, and he's gonna focus on pretend they're not hearing it, but I'm like, what the fuck going on, you know? - So what are you hearing? - I'm like, I'm hearing like the man going hard, Jack, you know, like that man, you know, I don't mean to be graphic, but I'm not kind of spitting on his hand, you know, and shit, just like. - You heard him spitting on his hand. - Yeah, you know, you know what you're saying? All right, Chitchat, you know, you know, like, you do some shit like that, but it's not just like, can you hear all this shit? I'm like, this is my focus, Jack, you know? 'Cause he's just like-- - What type of like, you know what I'm talking about? - How do you know what's spitting on the hand? I'm never spitting on my hand as a grown man. What is this on Peter Pan, like, friendship handshake? - All right, no, no, no, Chitchat, Chitchat, Chitchat. You know, you spitting on the floor, you doing like a little something. - You don't spitting on the floor either. - Okay, so you hear that every single time. I've never heard of that before. - No, no, no, no, I don't hear it every time. I don't go to a whole deeper for that, since shit. I'm not trying to get another grown ass man, you know? Jack off, what being this? I think he was jacking off 'cause security came and knocked the fucking door open and this man just comes out with a straight on hard on, getting kicked out, dragged out with time sound. - They dragged him out like Chubac, good and junior, getting arrested? - Like, like, I don't know what happened, but after that, I didn't use that restroom. I just, I booked it. I went through and he had his McDonald's and I took a shit there, you know? - You're seaming on himself. - No, I didn't. There's nigga, the jack off whisperer. - He's there. (laughing) - He was like, listen to the doors like. - Hey, no, two. - He said, oh yeah, he's jacking off. - No, no, no. - He was washing his hands and shit like, hey man, how you doing? - Wait, wait a minute. Somebody's jacking off in here. (laughing) He's like, shh. (laughing) - Come on, let's take a look. - Hold on, take a look. - There's a line trying to see what the commotion is, you know? - He looking at me like, what the fuck was that? - He looking down at people's feet, like, why is he tapping his foot like that, y'all? He jacked off. (laughing) - Now, my mouth's like, what the fuck? - You know, like, worst coat. (laughing) - Like, yeah, two taps if he's shitting, but he, he tapped it really fast, man, he touched it himself. Watch that again. - Oh my god. - Okay, all right, we got another call to make, bro. We'll hit you right back, I promise you. We got the call back, say about your phone. - All right, all right, all right, all right. Yo, what's the deal, welcome crash on each podcast? - I'm gonna break the beat, how y'all feeling, man? - Good, good, good, good, good, bro. I got a question for you, bro. What's something that people shouldn't be judged for? - I ain't gonna lie, people shouldn't be judged for, you know, being a meme, right? You know, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Okay. - Yeah. - What you said about it? - 'Cause bro, like, me personally, I feel like it's the safest thing to do out there, you know, like, that's the D-ray through the scouring, I like. - Thanks, thanks. - You know, and you guys, yeah, you know, like, and today's time we live in is real stressful, so you gotta release some stress somehow, you know? - Thanks, thanks. - All right, we had another person that called, that said, you should be judged if you do jack off. So we kinda wanna put y'all, we wanna put y'all on a call together. - Put them on one lap. - All right, you got something to say. - Keep the same energy too though. - I did. - All right, I'll call you back. - Here? - Yo, yo, so y'all actually had opposing answers. So we starting as new trend when we have two people that have opposing answers, we gonna make them, you know, go on collision course. - All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. But okay, so we'll have the person who said that you shouldn't jack off. Go ahead. - All right, and you should have jack off in public. Like, would a fuck you got no home to jack off, or you can't duck up in your car like an over person? Yeah, drop off in public with this. - It's a man hearing your shit. - What? - It's beating your ass. - Is it that you're so? - All right, all right. - Wait, okay, let's edit that all. Uh, Mr, uh, the pro jack off. - I say you should do chimney, 'cause you know like, the STD racist through the sky right now, bro. You got to release some stress. You know, you should be stressful over there. - Okay. - And plus is free. You know like, you got to take pictures of your own decent work, you know? - What do you guys say about that, bro? - What are you stressed about? You got stressed out work? Why don't you just fucking call out like, eh? - No, wait, wait, wait. Let me, let me tell the other dude about you. Listen, he said, he said he can hear when people jacking off in the stall. What do you got to say about that? - You got my business, bro. He got, he got, son, bro. - You might not know, gills, you know? Should be stressing people. - So you say it's okay, if you stress, it's okay to get one off in the stall in the bathroom. - No, it's not okay to get caught. (laughing) - Bear, bear. - But he, but, what, what, what? - Do you think get caught, you got a problem? - Do you think it's weird that he can hear it? He told us that he can hear when it's happening. - I mean, you just got to ignore it, bro. When you go in and you hear another dude shitting in the stall, you ignore it, right? - Sure. - That's different, though, though. Like, you hear another man, you know? Like, he's doing harm, like, what are you supposed to do? Because of that, what are you taking the shit? - Pro jack off. Do you know what it sounds like for another man? - I think it's a yellow. (laughing) - It's me. - It's me jacking off. - Speaking. - You say it, do I know what it sounds like? - Yes, 'cause could you identify if somebody was jacking off a man? - No. - That's what I'm saying. So, you don't find that weird that he can. - You got a point. - I mean, call him weird, he can hear you. - Bro, yeah, bro, like, what if he plays some silly putty, bro? Like, that's weird, bro. (laughing) - Nah, nah, nah, chill. You're going to wrestle with all you hear is the piss, the water's dropping, and the dookie hitting the water. Other than that, you're supposed to hear anything else. - Right, but you're supposed to ignore that, though, bro. Are you supposed to ignore that, bro? When you gotta take a shit, and the man, you know, jacking off, like, hey, bro, do that shit. This is somewhere else. This is like, I'm not giving people out of the shit. - As long as they don't get on you, it's fine. (laughing) - All right, bro. Okay, we done. - No, no, no, no, no, shit. - Okay, we're done here. What the fuck do you mean, if it loves it, doesn't get on you like it? - Okay, we good. We scared the ladies. - All right, bro. - All right, bro. Appreciate y'all. - All right, y'all have a good one, man. (laughing) - Yo, what's going on? - What's the word? What's the word, what's the word, what's the word, what's the word, what's the word, what's the word, what's the word?
- No, it's just me and Jane today. Mike actually off. - Yeah, what up, what up, what up. - He flew to Finland. - That's no problem. And what are you on, Gene? - Tell him, man, you know what I'm saying? It's filling in for Mike here. - Yeah, congrats on the baby, bro. - Yeah, I appreciate it, man. Got a question for you, though. - What's going on? - All right, what's something that you shouldn't judge people for? - You should not judge someone for how long they last in bed. - Yeah, who should have judged? - Is that Mike? - Yes, man. - I think it's just me, why am I, man? - Who said it does, though? Like, who are you getting judged by? - So like, if I like plan out like a whole like anniversary day, I'm saying, right, I get like the room full of flowers. I got a nice dinner. I get like some nice gifts. I'm like, I'm like, up all day planning that shit, bro. You know, so if I, if we get to it and it's like a quick like, you know, a minute 15, bro. Like, that's it. - Okay, have you been judged by for this before? - Hello? I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say like, I've been judged, you know. - What are you referring to if it's not you? - You just, I'm just saying, I'm just saying like, I'm just saying some people should be a little bit more. - Bro, bro, why haven't you set up, you set this day night up for your girl and then you finished in 60 seconds. - Oh, wait, wait, wait. - No, no, no, no. - Yeah, why? - I said, I'm 15. - Oh, 75 seconds. - 75 seconds. - My bad, my bad. - Come on, no. - So what happened? - As she was mad, she was saying, I couldn't like, I couldn't like, perform. I'm just like, bro, I plan out the whole night. Like, like a whole, I plan a whole day. That's like a 12 hour, I was like a 12 hour day. - Is this a dormer occurrence though? - Like, 75 seconds. - Does planning shit get you on edge or something? Like, what are you? - You want to, you want to sit to go well, bro? - No, I get it. You buy me a little nervous, but was this y'all first time having sex? - No, no, no, no. I was in nervous for nothing like that. You know, I was just like, there was just a lot of effort going in there. - Was it y'all first time having sex? - For the post game, no. - So do you normally last 75 seconds? - No, you know, I'm good for a good like, you know, like, 245. - I mean, that is half the time, no. He usually doubling up. - Yeah, he's like, man. - Another round, another round. - Like, like, like, pushing like, three, four sometimes. - And they can know a panel in the position. - Calling it, calling it three, four, makes it seem a lot longer than one of those. - I like that. That's funny. - So I just feel like-- - So this is just you there. - Like, a little race. - Yeah, she should understand. If that's just you, if, if you're like a under five minute person, it is what it is, right? And she love you for-- - No, I mean, like, I appreciate the criticism, you know what I'm saying? But like, it just feels like a dig at me sometimes, you know, when like, you play in a nice whole day. And like, sometimes I'd be talking crazy. It's like, yo, wait till we get home, you know what I'm talking about. - Wait till we get home. - Hey, yes. Y'all can, y'all can have sex to a Amazon ad. And be way back watching the series. They got advertisement sex. Commercial sex having an ad. - But she's still with you though, right? - We actually beef her right now, but it's not about that though. - Y'all beefing over what? - She said, I'm not like, like, I have like, back communication skills. - Listen, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something real quick. Play, boy. Y'all gonna beef over everything until she realized that it all stems from her not being satisfied in bed. So I'm just gonna keep rotating as like, different things to beef with because she know, I can't keep coming to him and saying, a sex not lasting long enough and I'm not getting off. Because usually when people say, oh shit. - It was like a one-time thing, but it sound like, but you keep talking about you usually three, four. That's like a, that mean the average. - Three, four, three, four, three, three, four, good. I'm talking about like the whole thing, but just like the, just like the, I think you, I got, I'm like a four-play to take a long time, you know what I'm saying? But I'm talking about like the actual, like the actual sex, only like agreements. That's what I'm talking about. - Okay, so the problem is that she's getting mad at you, which tells me that like, okay, let's say, you know, it ain't never happened to me, but let's say I last a minute 15, right? My woman won't be mad at me after because I'm gonna do everything I can to make her forget that only lasted a minute 15. The, you saying your woman mad at you, so you did a minute 15 and then got up and just like, it is what it is. That's himself a shit. - Sometimes you need to like go watch some film, you know, just get like under under five, like that she was like a 40-yard dash. - I think communication skills is fucking terrible, too. That's great for a free trial. - Nigga, you don't got no communication skills. Nigga don't fuck good. Yeah, she definitely cheating on you, bro. Yo, look together, where's she? Where's she at? - At her crib. - How do you know? You got her location? - Yeah. - Is a dot jumping up and down right now? - You fucking cat. - Her dot over her vibrate this shit. - So she comes over your crib for two minutes? She only got paid like the parking meter or nothing. - We do, we do other stars, bro. - I just saying she can leave the hazards on. Bro, she can literally come over your house with 4% of her battery and leave before her phone dies. But I only got 3% left. Let's hurry this up. - Oh shit. - Oh man, but you got her chocolate flowers though. - Let's see how long this call lasts. This call lasts it. We been on the phone. You've been on the phone with three niggas longer than you have sex with your girl. That should tell you something, brother. - It's alright though, brother. You should like, there's some shit you probably can like Google that can help you out with that. - Yeah, go take some breathed techniques. No, no, no, go take some vitamin. It might be like a blood pressure, like a blood flow thing. - It's the angle. - It's like mine. Or just avoid those positions that might trigger you. - Shit, if you could get to it. - I think he probably didn't get some advice. - Whatever he go in as is over. This is it. We start in here. You know they say a master of everything is not a master one. What's the word? What's the saying? - All that to say this is a good digger. A master one. - I'll trip him, bro. - No, you good, bro. She still love you. That's the good part. Why are you looking at that? - No, no, no, no. Why do you say like that? - What do you mean? That was dead ass. He isn't care about this shit. - No, no, no. I know what you are, mate. - Yeah, I like that. - We'll come back, bro. - I know what you are. - What am I? - Don't worry about it, bro. - You know what you are, bro. - Quick, pumper, dumper. - They got flash. - They got over there. - You got her sore, shiny income. You just over there thrusted. - They got Sonic the Hedgehog. All right, bro. You have a good one, bro. - Rabbit sex. Yo, yo, what's good? Welcome to Crash on Me's podcast with Mike and Jean. Pat's not here. He's overseas. - Okay. - I actually love you again. iPad, hi, is Jinda. - Yeah. - Where are you from? - I'm from Uganda, but I live in London. - Are you coming to London, Jean? - Of course, I'm coming to London. - Let's go! - It just sold out, so you already bought tickets, though, right? Because it sold out. - Yeah, I don't see it. - I'm bringing someone as well. - Where are you bringing? - Oh, no, you're bringing it. - About that. - Okay. - You just asked me the question, Q. - I don't need no one to worry about you. - All right. What's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, where's breakup story? - You don't mean I'm happy. - Oh, yeah, I pull up a karaoke. - I have to. I have to. Go on, Tommy. - All right. - Go on. - I'm excited. - Go on, Michael. - What's, what's your, where's breakup story? - So basically, yeah, I was, can I even call it a breakup because he wasn't really my man, but it was like a situation ship tapping and this was actually like the level matter.
life. Anyway, so it's been talking to this guy for quite a bit. Wait, why am I nervous? Oh my god, let me chill down. Chill, bro, chill. Wait, I just need my name. Can you be that out? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Try to use fake names. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I will deep breath. Just normal people. Okay. Don't worry. I had to make you less nervous. I just farted for you. Yeah. What? I just said a big help. We're out. I got you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Good luck, fellas. Okay. So I was talking to this guy. Everything was going well, but it was like a long distance thing. And I was trying to make it work, but he wasn't trying to hear it. So I went on holiday with my cousin, having a good time. And then he sends me a text and he's like, oh, I think I'm going to start seeing someone else because I feel like me and her are going to fuck soon. I'm like, what? So I'm just like, my jaw wasn't a boot. And I was literally fighting for my life because this thing was like really fast. So I'm looking at my cousin like, bro, so I'm just like, I'm not going to deal with this now because I'm not trying to die. Okay. Okay. I just want to like, yeah. I kind of know what it means. I want to see how you took that. Like, what does that mean to you that? I knew you had already slept with the bitch. Like, actually, we don't call lady bitches. I knew you had already slept with her. And he was just trying to gauge my reaction. So I was just like, why are you telling me this now? Like with all times? Can I not enjoy my holiday fast? Like, what? I was so selfish. So I already knew he had slept with the girl. So I didn't respond, finished my, my, but to and everything. And we get back to the hotel now. So I sent him a text saying, do you want to call me so we can have a proper conversation, bitch? And he was like, oh, I'm kind of scared to have this conversation. I'm like, damn right, damn right, you are. But yeah, I didn't really do much. I just kind of left him alone because I mean, that's what you should have did. You did everything you're supposed to do. Was, was he supposed to be your date to the show? Oh, no, no, no, she got a new man. This her love of her life. She said, no, no, no, no, no, no, my ex was, but he popped up with his, he kind of had launched his girl and he's Instagram. He did what? He ever launched, he ever launched, oh, he had, he had, had launched someone else. I never got launched. I mean, I wouldn't really say we were launched because like, he keeps posting different goals anyway. So it's just like, who even knows who, who is he? Well, he, yeah, he launched them all right. He launched them all right. Yeah, I'm like, we're not going to be friends, but I'm not going to block you this time on because I've blocked him before, but he was just like, oh, well, because I told him, this is kind of my fault. I told him, just tell me the truth. Like, I'm all for the truth. Like, if he told me the truth, we can find a way around it. So this time around, he came up to me and he was like, okay, I'm going to cheat on you now. I'm like, now, now he told me, now I can't do shit about it. He didn't lie to the dang. The long scene on a lot of you good. Exactly, exactly. No, I'm just saying I'm just being sarcastic. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What is your favorite thing about my favorite? What's up? Wait. Did you say it? My guess? You're African, aren't you? No, no, no, jeez. Oh, no, you got it. You got it. Please. Oh, don't start this Nigerian thing. Come on now. Who's my favorite now? Who's your favorite, though? For real. You got this side before you get off the phone. For real? Come on now. I don't want it. I like both of you. What? My African sister. I can't pick you. I like my babies. I like both of you. I can't pick. Okay, perfect. That's a good answer. Yeah. I want the dick one. I'm really excited for the London show. I just farted to make you more comfortable. What? I'm really comfortable. Oh, sorry. I will see you at the London show. Okay. You got to come do karaoke on stage when we do it, though. It's for like 100 pounds. Okay. He's at 100 pounds. 100 pounds. We're doing a karaoke show. show. You're going to give me 100 pounds. The winner gets 100 pounds. Mom's. Mom's. I always look up by these days. All right. You have a good one. Perfect reason to Stevie Wonder pays 25,000 a month in child support for some kids he's never seen. Then he still got what Stevie blind is all life. Yes. Yeah, I think so. I don't think he blind. No, I think he's legally blind. It don't matter. He could see. No, I think he's see like shadows and shit. So he know when it gets planned. He did. I feel like he did do something before. Stevie Wonder is completely blind. Having lost his sight shortly after his birth in 1950. How do they know that though? Only one person can tell you that they completely blind. And that's the person that's completely blind. That would be the biggest like scandal of all time. If we found out he was real not blind. Because that would make him a more famous musician that he's blind. You would agree. Yeah. Like obviously he's telling to this foot. You know what I mean? Like top five forever. But it's just like we put him up there because he can't see. That what she's saying. Real shit. Like it's part of it. Just think about the like the Ray Charles movie, right? Yeah. Remember like he was filling on girls risk. And it's like, oh shit. It's because he blind. But like if he wasn't blind, we'd be like, damn, isn't it a weirdest talking to all these girls after the show. But he blind. So it make it okay. I can't believe he was spending them girls blind. I can't believe he was beating them blind. That's crazy. But I think when like the whole rumor of him being not being blind thing, I just think like when you're blind, I think your other senses just get really heightened. He's just been if he's been blind since he was a kid. And what he's 76. He's something now. You ain't never heard. But it's so many celebrities that come out and say CB wonders not blind because he did such and such. You haven't never heard like the story you ever said story before. Yeah, I always hear that. But I also feel like those those some of the stories should be taken with a grain of salt. Why? Because I feel like some of it is just bro. No, because I think some of it is like a funny thing that what is Stevie Wonder actually can see has been playing us this whole time. So that would be hilarious to me. I just want to get seen. I'm listening. What are you talking about? What are you talking? That's the craziest thing ever. I'm saying we build them together. A wishable apartment. Talk me, wait. All right. Wait. You lived in the building with Steve. Receiving. Okay. I used to have to drive to the bottom. Underneath the park your car. I'm coming through the first floor that day. It goes down because when I got it, I didn't press the button. So I went down first. Stevie got in. I'm standing in the corner. I didn't say nothing. And he looked over his other. What a big diesel. And he turned his head. His button and got off. I just feel like once you can't see for your whole life, I think you could just be a pret. You can feel people's presence. Like niggas shack is seven foot. Only seven foot dude in the world. Only seven foot that live in this building. He's not like he was trolling love. Yeah. No, he'd been a real man. He might have heard him sack breathing. He probably hoped it was shite. That's either gorilla. That's a lot of Adam. Oh, man. Okay. What else I got? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I ain't going to lie. You know, I'm really like bringing up P. Diddy on the show and shit like that. But the pictures from like inside the prison make him look like a mob boss. Like look like you running shit. Are those real pictures? Yeah. You got you got sent back to solid I saw. Maybe just me not trying to get got by AI. But every time I see pictures and shit like that, I don't believe it. Just ignore it. I got to look at where it's coming from. This was on the news. Yeah. Oh, the picture. Those pictures were like him. Like, look like he was about to fight somebody. Not fighting, but him with the ones I saw was him with his cell phone. Okay. I saw that one. That one looks real. But there was like other ones I saw with like him. Look like he's like squabbling almost. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Like that one. That one. That one in the corner right there. Yeah. I think that one real. He wasn't a big shot. He running in an air. No, they say that's why you got sent to solid.
commentary confinement because he was like getting shit from the guards. They went through his phone and found some freaky shit. That is crazy to like be in prison for freaky shit. And then they go through your phone and prison and don't expect to find no freaky shit. Why they snitching on them in the prison though. I think he just probably get in place. He probably get 40. Some of you recording him. That's fake. That's it. They so funny that they made the outline. Look at like they taking it through offense. These are funny. But it's interesting because he got caught with a phone by someone recording with a phone. So it's like that. They can record it. Somebody would contraband with contraband. It doesn't matter. I heard TMZ was like paying for stories about Diddy in prison. Yeah. That's why he's living up. He's paying people to do his laundry and do his band and give him massages and stuff. Like he's living it up in there. That's probably why he'd be beating they has. He probably finding out like people only around him to get a story. And they got a thousand dollars from TMZ on a book. And I also like besides like the freaky ass stories about Diddy. I also heard he's like a dude that don't like and they get willing to fight like yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I've seen it. Yeah. It wasn't a couple of times. I've seen them kind of crash out. I should crazy. Um, I have one of my friends and this is kind of like who's talking about just a dating scene, a younger guy though like 26 and something like that. But he was talking about how it's a little bit harder for him to date now because when he sees a girl on Instagram, right? And there's certain things about the girl's Instagram that lets him know that she's too expensive for him. So like some of the things he named he said, if she has a mover, he says, if she has over like 10 countries in her highlights, she might she might be a little too expensive. Or she's like courtside at games and like expensive dinners and stuff like that. He said that's kind of like out his price range. Do you think those are like identifiers? Like if you're looking for something, it's like, okay, this person lifestyle looks a little more expensive than what I'm able to afford. And then me not even shoot my shot. I think it could be, yes, for sure. Like I'm not going to lie to you, but I learned too that sometimes people are not paying the things they need to pay just so they could go do that stuff. Yeah. Some people are going broke to live those lifestyle. They not spending any rent money just so they could go do that. But it is a lifestyle thing. And you know, they could be. I'm going to lie. Yeah. But some people, some people will say about for that shit. And that's why I realized through the years, like, especially after like work, I don't work with my cousin. We made like similar money. You started seeing people do different things with a money thing. You don't way like, okay, man, we need to cut down on the overeats a little bit. So I can get to Jamaica. I think it's how you get the mud massage. No, no, no, no, no, I can't say that. It's too weird. I'm going to say to give them a massage massage. I mean, if I had a choice between the two of getting one, yeah, you know, or give one. But no, I would not see the mud massages. I've seen them. Oh, okay. They said them dudes would be doing it real nice. You would let her get a mud massage in Jamaica. He said, say, say them niggas would be taking the mud massage. See, speedy, man, you might as well put that mud on top of you, brother. No, fuck that. I was enough one of them niggas. Yeah, just because it's like, oh, so you saying all these single girls can do that? Yes, those, I mean, there's different types of massages. That is. There's like obviously those mud massages seem very like, they don't really seem like it's like, it's like a sports massage type of thing. They're like doing it very sensual. Some of them be forcing it, but not all of them. And it had been on what the girl allowed to. That is true. I think some girls allowed him to like put it in. But I've seen those dude. They'd be like, they get to like the ass part and they're like, they spread the ass out. Okay. They're like, they're like, I don't know how you doing the line down my girl booty cry. You know, you know what? I'm like so petty that like I would never stop my significant other from doing the act. Like if she came to me and asked for that, don't do it because there's no way you just ask me that shit. But during me or I'll be craft at the same spot. But during my birthday party, I'm having a swimming birthday party. It's going to be slip and slides everywhere, but there's going to be no water. She's like, babe, well, you got all these people here and they know water is slipping slides. And then she's just going to see Miss B nasty walk from a higher Miss B nasty for a slip of slide party. No, we even know you want to get a massage in Jamaica. Me and my boys about to have a slip of slide party with this B nasty. And she about to be five. She about to provide the slip party. And we slide. Now I got to go to my girl and say past having a birthday party for me, because nasty and I have to be there to support her. She could be like, Mike, why do you have or goggles? And a snorkel. I'm going to slip in baby. I just feel like the girl should be able to come. I'm going to slip in. Why is Pat doing this? One, two, three. Practice it, mate. I want to drown. I got to get this live jacket. Cor, are you crazy? I'm next, boy. Corrigan. Don't crash into it now. I'm coming to the party. No, no, no comment. Okay. I can't expose nobody like that, but yeah, I haven't, but we've talked about it. Yeah. It depends, though. It's like it's one of those things. Like strip clubs and like, there's different people at strip club. You can literally go to a strip club and people watch and kind of look at like the different people in there. You go to a strip club and you just appreciate what a woman's body looks like. You go to a strip club and like, bowl, huh? They say that chicken wings. They're going to start the party and they can say, they're not lead that party scenario. They're going to strip club and eat some pussy. How much? That's nasty. She been dancing all night. But yeah, it's about the relationship between you and your partner. As a man, if you go into a strip club, it has to be your woman's idea. Like you can never be too giddy. You understand? You can never, it can never be like, you sure? You sure? What if they come and try to dance on me? I would be so fucking mad. We could have just gone and saw Spider-Man. I'm so full. When I went to the bathroom, this girl, she put her fucking hands around my neck and said, I better get a dance. And she took like $50 from me. I'm so fucking mad. She just took it. I don't want to go. I just don't know how it would be. I think you should just go people watching there. Just go with low expectations, sit at the bar and just kind of get in there. The first thing you're going to notice is the people in there, like some people not there for no play play. Yeah, there's some people that got like go to the champagne rooms. Like they, they they there for like seven girls. And then just champagne on you. That's what you need a snark. That's any snorkel. Oh God, the next people walking hand in hand with the strippers around the room like this. Like they whole check gone because they be spending a check like some of these girls and these dudes, they be having like weird relationships where it's like they not having sex, kissing, but he just in there every day throwing her 100, 200 crazy. I want to I want to a show club one time and a girl, uh, notice me from the podcast. She gave you extra attention or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who's in, uh, looking back at my where goggles in the little floaties on this. Who's your favorite podcast? Okay, after Joe Rogan. Would you rather, um, nah, but that's a, that that's your club clothes now. The one I went to. It's called, it's called cheetahs. That's some good food there. Where's that at? Oh, I know. Okay, ATL. And then I was in the store. That's a fuck that this I knew I shouldn't be every time I go somewhere where I'm not supposed to go. Something weird happened right after to tell me really go home. And so after the show club, I went to a store and I was the only person in the store and a girl come in screaming, somebody in the store stole my phone. And I'm looking around like, oh, I'm the only person in here. So I'm like, I'm just about to walk out. I ain't got time for this shit. I'll walk out. And it's like 15 people sitting at one car. Like, did you find your phone? Oh, my God. I'm not about to make it home. That's crazy. I just never want. I just, you know, like however I go, I go. I don't want to go doing some horny shit. Like, niggas don't forget that shit.
Like Kevin Samuels went doing some horny shit and it's like that's his whole legacy if you don't win and in the other fashion It would have been like damn that's tragic, but going doing some horny shit like niggas like oh man. I miss That like that's what it's gonna be you know that shit crazy. He died fucking bro. I'm fucking dead No Go to the Rachel All right Carson that Now I just I don't really want to touch on the Tyson that thing too much But because it got you know Reggie with his thing. I don't think that should be made fun of if that's what he went through and stuff like that The only thing I want to say is No people was flaming Tyson that Because he got accused of being a pedophile and they were like he only talked about not being a pedophile for 10 minutes It's my accuser of being a pedophile. What the fuck are you supposed to say you don't mean like what's your next line? What proof do you have? Yeah, just like yo, I'm not a pedophile Like here's my text messages every text message I ever sent it's like so it's just like it's the craziest Accusation and I just realized like what people getting swatted with the Tyson that thing like Once if a smaller creator accuses you of something is true Like we got accused of something by a smaller creator and like everybody in the comments just took it as Bible because they like Why would this person make it up like why would this person say that and it's just like brother shit is crazy No, it's like also like I feel I always feel like I'm talking about streamer shit sometimes But like the only thing I didn't really like about the Reggie thing is that him bringing another person like if you went through something traumatic, right and Maybe me and you went through something traumatic, right and I go on an internet and say I went through something traumatic But Pat also went through the same traumatic shit as me and I'm telling his story that he might have not been ready to Say on the internet for everybody to know that's the only thing I kind of like they don't like about it Obviously to say your own streams and shit like that. So crazy. Well He's in blessings and healing to everybody Yeah, I know we probably gonna edit what I say next out anyways, but it just crazy to me like As a man just like They could not shit All right, but I know I got you I got you I got you I got you We're gonna end the podcast The podcast over all you gotta do the top thing and we end it. Oh, yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay I got a question for you Pat or for everybody the further room. What is the worst thing you can say to a cop when they pull you over? Okay, you gotta pretend you're the cop, okay, you have a cop, too Sir, do you know what I'm pulling you over for oh, let me roll down my window. How are you talking already? Sir, do you know why I'm pulling you over? It's just you For now I'll call for backup if I was Okay, I got you okay Another one do do do do do do no no, I'm you about to do one right I gotta act like I'm a cop Okay, sure, okay, that's me walking up already got my canine with me cuz you blight Not not I'm not going on your window Hello Roll down your window. No, my bad you in the cell I have a little no, you're going to jail You're good taste Okay, what why are you pulling me over? Just like some registration police and also is there anything that I should know about the vehicle Yeah, but I'd rather you I rather you find it yourself We need backup that's a good one though. That's really good. I'd rather you find it yourself Did you hear Nick in the back? Okay, I think I got hold on let me see I might have one more Okay, go ahead. Oh, we're doing knocking thing again. Okay, you back Why is the police fuck fuck the police, what's up? Do you know why I'm pulling over? I'm guessing was a speeder a little bit something like that. Oh, thank God Thank God, that's it I guess you'll smell that back Hey, man, he came with the car You don't be I'm just getting put a dead nigga your car. That's what I call it a four No, I've you ever seen those uh you ever seen those uh the videos when the cop pulls over and then you see the guys Reaching super fast for shit fall for the wall They like go like this inside this like The funniest one I've seen was the cop went to like the the side of the door and There was nobody in the front seat and the dude came from behind the car with his wallet right here No, don't do that at home. Yes, I think I got one. I think I got one. What you got okay, you need a cop? Yeah, yeah, okay Go ahead I'm gonna I'm gonna go to passenger side. You know when one day every tiny on the passenger side is to be flashed flash like Keep your hands where we can see them like it's your backup pass on there. All right, all right Yes, officer. Well, you only pull it down a little bit Yeah Oh you smoking weed yeah, I just a bit of smoke in his face. Okay, I blow some smoke right back You want to see a maggot trick Oh What's it they genius? Oh genius pack. That's crazy. No I'll cop telling you they're gonna make you a cap a pack. That's crazy. That's my worst nightmare. Oh my god No, they don't but there's just be some crazy shit to you. You never know. It's like I'm about to die No, we do got cops that watch the podcast. Yeah, they stopped us in New York. Oh, yeah Shout out to yeah, yeah, yeah, we had they put us over we were walking No, they just hopped out on they did hop out on it's pretty quick. I was It's funny. I think I said this already on the pot like anytime. There's a cop involved. I automatically look at Gene I'm like, what did you do? Because he the only one that has like you think it'll be Gene before you if it was me wherever I'm at I'm getting arrested there because I'm like if I breached that point then I really don't give a fuck Gene. It's a type of do some shit and come back and act normal And then we all wonder why the cops here it is all tough. They practice supplies the whole time. They probably hear I stab dude down the street What are you talking about? They followed us and shit we get in the uber. I'm like we got to go. Let's go and a gene I hate oh, we got a gold type of nigga too Like what what what no, I don't like that If I say we got to go in the nigga say what I want to slap the fuck all day. We got to go. We got to go What no, I get out of the car What but there's been this there's been situation No, I never do another way carry We gonna get pulled over it. The officer gonna be like lighting registration Patrick carry going lean forward like we have a gun And it's not my gun. It's not mine. It's his it's just tell him you have a gun. Why are you hiding it? We already smell like we offer I don't smoke They hotbox it before I got in Drivers been drinking. We don't all have to go to Joe. I can get you guys out. Just let him take you Not feel it though. Yeah, Puzzle you got you never want to go to prison. I'm guessing like prison is your biggest fear I don't think I would belong there. No, the way you talk. Oh, I don't mean I don't want to spend the day even in a holding cell you'll be right. I don't know. I'd be okay, but still you'll be Here you go come on bro. Let's end the podcast with your joke. I said you'll be are you can fight and you pretty you know I'm saying I'm not trying to fight in jail. I don't want to be you. You be always got you know, I don't want to be Gina be all right with the contraband make anything. Yeah, I don't want to be good. I have the weapon. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you do seem like a makeshift shank type of dude like a blade in the mouth. Carol you got to get straight in there making people making people gifts. Yeah, yeah, you got to do this Help people get the GEDs. Yes, you gotta go on. You gotta help people. You gotta high-bow study You're gonna be on the phone with Corey like she just need her stuff mixed and she won't mix me I do not belong in that place. I promise you. Not as crazy. That should have set you straight my cousin
who's a woman, she went to, she went to jail for two days and she hasn't done anything bad since she got a question, would you ever do a live show at a prison? If there was a situation presented yourself. No, yeah, I don't know, but we, we pretty much improv, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like I want to be in the crowd, like, yo, make some noise if you got life. All my life is here. It separates you guys by crime committed. No, seriously, you got to know that there's some weirdos, like I don't want to be entertaining the weirdos. Yeah, they'll let them, you know, get the extra issue. That issue. I think it will be fine. No, I think it'll be dope too, but I don't, I don't think those people that are in there think shit is that funny. But they asked us to do it, they would have to be a lot of like people that are fans of the park. Any, any sales or any sales out there, DM us. Right. You've never seen them doing TikToks. They haven't a best life there. Yeah, I see how we all get out, man. Hey, we go come to the show in 2043. If you can prove you're in jail the last six months, we'll give you a free ticket to a live show. That is true. If you try to turn your life around, because we had a couple of people that called in online, like they had, we that one dude I was in a halfway house, you know what I'm saying? You'd be trying to change a life. Sometimes they just get caught up in one little bad thing, and they never going to do it again. Yeah, quick little just drive. No, for real. I'm not even there for 10 plus years. No, that's crazy. Anyway, this has been crashed on me episode 279. Make sure you guys follow us on all platforms. Yeah, I don't know, Patreon live show London is by time this is out London is probably sold out, because there's only one ticket left. Manchester still a couple more tickets left. So if you missed the London show, I know Manchester is like three fucking hours away. I didn't really realize that by train, but you guys and still, you know, make it a trip, make it a day trip. Yeah, Phoenix. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah. Shout out to Phoenix. We on the way. Anything plugs. I'm doing something. It's funny. I'm about to say something. Like it's like cryptic itself, but I'm doing something. You'll see it soon. Make sure you tune in. No, but we said a hundred likes it. I'll drop it early. I know what you're talking about. When you posted on Patreon first, that is a good. I'll post it on Patreon first. Yeah. You all like it. I'll post it on Patreon first before I do anything with that actually. That's true. Yeah. I might upload it tonight. Yeah. I say upload on Patreon. Yeah. Genius merch will be going live next week. Oh, wow. I can't wait to cop. Maybe genius merch too. Oh, that's fire. That's adorable. Just listen to brain squeeze podcast. That's all I want to ask you guys to do. Okay. Go, broers. Go, broers. Oh, I should have got to do my chant. I'll be doing what your chant. Go ahead. Let's go. I'll be like bro crew. Okay. Come on. I gotta do it again. Yeah. Yeah. My fault. I fucked it up. Let me hear you say, bro crew, bro crew. Y'all are kind of dry. What's that dry? A little bit. We're trying not to scream in a mic though. I had to move it a little bit. Okay. Let's do it with the mic. Far back. Yeah. Okay. Ready? Yeah. All right. Let me hear you say, bro crew. I'm trying to wash again. I knew he was going to show him. It's a seven-year-old. (laughs)
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The controversy around Savannah James flying first class while her friend flies coach highlights a broader debate on personal spending choices and financial expectations.
The host argues that true class differences are minimal, especially on domestic flights, and that first class often offers little more than comfort and a slight elevation in seating.
A key point raised is that financial freedom allows for generosity and shared experiences, like vacationing together, without creating obligation or resentment.
The conversation emphasizes that people without money often relate better to those with limited means, as they both face similar struggles and lack of expectations.
The podcast challenges the idea that wealth inherently creates entitlement, noting that financial privilege can be misused or misunderstood by those who don’t experience it.
The discussion includes a critique of how social media and public scrutiny amplify minor financial disagreements, often without understanding the context of personal choice.
A deeper reflection is made on how relationships and parenting decisions should be based on trust and long-term commitment, not on romantic or financial convenience.
The episode concludes with a call to appreciate shared experiences over judgment, promoting empathy and understanding across different financial backgrounds.
Summary:
The podcast explores the controversy surrounding Savannah James flying first class while her friend flies coach, framing it as a clash of personal finance values rather than a moral failing. The host argues that such choices are a matter of personal preference and financial freedom, not entitlement, emphasizing that wealth should allow for generosity and shared experiences without creating expectations. The conversation highlights how people without money often relate more empathetically to those with limited means, as both face similar struggles.
The discussion also underscores that financial privilege is often misunderstood—especially when it comes to travel, where domestic flights offer little difference between classes. The hosts reflect on how social media amplifies minor financial disagreements, often without context. They also examine broader themes of relationships, parenting, and personal responsibility, noting that commitment should be rooted in trust, not convenience.
Ultimately, the episode promotes empathy, challenging listeners to judge less and understand more, especially when it comes to financial decisions driven by personal choice. Through humor and personal anecdotes, the podcast illustrates how financial realities shape experiences and relationships, and how true connection comes from shared understanding, not material status.
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The controversy stems from perceptions that she's using her wealth to give herself an advantage, while her friend, who doesn't have the same financial means, is being treated less generously. Critics argue it reflects inequality, though the host suggests that business class is a better middle ground than coach.
The host believes it's not inherently unfair, especially if the expense is a shared business decision. However, they emphasize that when personal money is involved, there should be no obligation to share the same level of spending, as it can create expectations and pressure.
The host notes that the difference between first and business class is often minimal, especially on domestic flights. Some business class seats offer better comfort like a lie-flat bed or upgraded headphones, but many people don't notice the real difference.
The host argues that people without money don't experience the benefits of travel luxury, making it hard for them to appreciate the value of first class. They believe visibility and access to comfort are limited for those who don't have the financial means.
The host believes that if travel is a business expense for both people, they should both have the same access. However, if each person uses personal funds, they should not feel obligated to match spending levels, as it can create financial strain.
The host states that when people are broke, they understand the value of giving because they don't have money to spend themselves. This shared experience creates no expectations, making it easier to help others without guilt or pressure.
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