Cousins the Savior, Sleeper Teams, a Mega-Mega-Mailbag and NFL Picks With Tom Pelissero, Danny Kelly, and Joe House
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This episode of The Bill Simmons Podcast blends football analysis with promotional content, highlighting a limited-time Uber Eats deal that offers 10 free Wingstop boneless wings for qualifying orders during major game days. The core discussion centers on the 2024 NFL trade deadline, focusing on Kirk Cousins’ return to the Minnesota Vikings as a strategic move after a strong 2023 season and a significant injury recovery. The hosts analyze how Cousins’ leadership and offensive compatibility with Justin Jefferson could stabilize a struggling team, especially with a revamped defense and improved weapons. The conversation also touches on other teams like the Jaguars, whose aggressive player acquisitions—such as Jordan Davis—are critiqued as financially bold but potentially effective. A key theme is the recurring phenomenon of second-half surge teams, with the Houston Texans emerging as a top candidate due to their offensive momentum, balanced schedule, and defensive regression potential. The podcast also explores trade dynamics, questioning why teams like the Jets hold onto players like Geno Smith, and highlights how coaching decisions and quarterback performance impact team outcomes. Ultimately, the episode underscores how underdog teams often find success in the second half, driven by resilience, talent, and strategic planning.
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All right. We're doing this live. It is Thursday afternoon. Normally I see this guy on Zoom,
Tom Palacero. Danny Cowell is going to be joining us in one second, but he's still doing his fantasy
pod. So I thought we could just talk Kirk Cousins quick. I was begging you for this trade two weeks
ago. You broke it on Tuesday. I had a question. I'm going to start with a mailbag question.
From Lee in Vegas, who says every, ever since girls, it feels as if every new Adam driver movie
comes with the same pitch. He's a great actor. This movie is the role that will bring him to
the next level. It's going to be huge. Then it comes out. Few people tell you he's really good
in it. And then six months later, you hear the same thing. Isn't that essentially Kirk Cousins
Orlovsky screaming head on ESPN segment. Every time he changes teams, they got D they got the
weapons cousins in them. Steady QB play by the time they go to commercial. It sounds like he's
on the new Superbowl team yet 12 years in, he's had four playoff starts in one win. And we're once
again at the next trailer for cousins with the, here he comes moment. This is the best chance he's
had of all the situations, right? But that is true that we were always like Kirk cousins, and then he
goes 500 or they lose in round one. What's going to be different this time?
Because Adam driver tends to get sort of typecast. You would need a very tall
sullen guy with a super deep voice. There's only so much range that you have. And with Kirk, he
has to play in a certain style of office that allows him to win with his brain and his processing
ability. Like he's not going to run. He's not going to move around that much. If the rush is
there, if he can't shimmy out of it, he'll just kind of turtle and go down. But he in this system
can be really effective. I think you go back to 2023, the year that he tore his Achilles,
like halfway through the year, it was like right around the same time of year. He was playing at an
MVP level, like go back and look at his numbers. That's the best he ever played. As much as we talk
about, you know, he's going to be the best he's ever played. He's going to be the best he's ever
played. You know, Sam Darnold and what that was about. Obviously you had eight other quarterbacks
or whatever it's been that have started for Minnesota. Nobody's operated this offense
under Kevin O'Connell as consistently. And it is at a high level as Kirk Cousins. So we now
draw us back in with a better defense than he ever had when he was in Minnesota before he's got as
good a weapons as he's ever had questions about the running backs. I don't love the running. This
is a pretty good situation for him to come in. And by the way, what he left in 2024 and signed that
Falcons guy live in Minnesota. Everyone was like, huh? It wasn't like, oh man, how'd we lose the
guy? It was kind of like, all right, it was enough. It was six years and whatever. We won one playoff
game. Now he's coming back. And because the bar was set so low, like you saw what it's like without
him on Monday night, he's coming back now as the conquering hero and all starts at the same building
where he suffered that injury. Did you agree with my theory that O'Connell tanked that game and kept
Wentz in the whole time to basically force their hand because he didn't want Brosman to come in and
be half decent? I think it was.
Well, he put Brosman in at the end, but I think it was more, I'm saying, but didn't bring him in
at halftime just to make sure. I think it was awesome. Well, it's also like, could anybody
thought Carson Wentz would be that bad? I mean, we've seen bad Carson Wentz games. Like this was
one of the worst games last 25 years that a quarterback has played in the position. It was
so bad that it was almost like, does he have a broken vertebrae in his back? Does he have a torn
rotator cuff? Like how can you miss guys by 10 yards every time? And then the receivers, I think
when you're a receiver, at some point you're a little terrified going over the middle, right?
That that ball is going to bring you up and you're going to be up in the air. Which is what every pass
was from Kyler the week before in a trail. Like two weeks ago, we were talking about this. Like
I didn't anticipate the Vikings didn't anticipate it, but you have Kyler who gets hurt and plays a
poor game overall. And then Carson Wentz replaced him and somehow is much worse than Kyler was.
The plus of it was it gave them clarity. Like even going into that game, if Carson had been good,
it might've been like, we're not going to over-
extend ourselves for Cousins. They knew they had to do it. They were the only team that needed a
quarterback. We were talking about this back in like week one. They're like, if any quarterback
was going to get trained, traded, it was Kirk for exactly this. Baltimore was the only other one,
right? And then they made the Brissette move. Yeah. And that was a, you know, with Brissette,
that was like a four or five pick swap. They weren't willing to give up much. The Vikings
give up their own third round pick, which is lower than the other third they have from Philadelphia.
97. Exactly. It's a top one under pick. If you're the Raiders, it's top one under pick. You get out
from under a 10-round pick. You get out from under a 10-round
million dollar bonus and you play a guy you think is ready and Fernando Mendoza and use the rest of
this year as like the on-ramp for 2027. It's great for them. For the Vikings, there was no other
option. Right. We can talk about Daniel Jones. Like they were never trading Daniel Jones. People
kept saying they weren't trading. They just weren't. Plus also, why do you want Daniel Jones
from what we've seen this right now of Cousins? Even though Cousins was bad on Sunday, but he's
been better than Daniel Jones. Exactly. Daniel Jones wasn't getting traded and he hasn't played
well. Justin Herbert, they've never discussed it and it wasn't going to happen in season.
And he's playing terrible. He's playing terrible. You could say Mac Jones, he hasn't played this
year, but they wanted, they'd want an astronomical amount, especially to trade it to another NFC
contender. Geno Smith was another possibility, but like the Jets weren't trading him. So you had a
one-on-one. There's one buyer, one seller. I heard you say that on the Excellent Ringer NFL show.
Why are the Jets not trading Geno Smith? What's going on there?
It's about. You're going nowhere, Jets. But could you, if they could have gotten a third
for Geno Smith, why wouldn't they have done that? They weren't doing it. And they
were absolutely vehement. The Ravens called him too. They just, they weren't trading him.
It's twofold. One is the season is frankly about, you know, evaluating Aaron Glenn. So you want to
give him every opportunity. Can I weigh in with my evaluation? He's terrible. I'm pretty sure that
he stinks. There's plenty of people who share that opinion, but they want to see like the whole year
because he's good in the room, like with the players and stuff like that. Everybody says
like in meetings, like Aaron Glenn's great. And then you get into the game and there's some type
of shit show somewhere along the line where there's a game management thing.
They want to see it the whole year. Game management thing or whatever it is. He's been by far the
worst. There's rules. Every time we get to the end of the second quarter, it turns into like a diehard
movie. You don't know what's going to happen. It's like, oh, here come the terrorists. And that's
part of it. It's unbelievable. He keeps topping himself. The stuff they did last week was against
Kansas City where it felt like they're going to take the lead and Mahomes was hurt. And all of a
sudden, it's like, oh, my God, they're going to take the lead. And then they're going to take the lead. Yeah.
You don't want to roll them out there week one. So maybe it's all right. Gino, you're continuing to build the chemistry with the teammates.
Maybe you're back in 2027 where we re-sign you while we're developing this quarterback.
And then whether it's week four, week eight, week 12, you put them up.
You know what?
Ironically, Cousins was the right move because of the guy off the field, which you have some
experience because you, you got to cover him a little bit.
I thought that stuff Mendoza said about him after the trade was incredible, but it seems
like that's the recurring theme with Cousins.
Everywhere he goes, people are just like, this is like the greatest teammate, best guy
leader.
And you watch how disoriented and disheveled that Minnesota team was, especially Monday
night.
Now it's just like, yeah, you're changing the personality.
You're taking somebody like Jefferson who looked like he just wanted to get in his car
and start driving away.
Now he's invigorated again.
And I don't know, from a vibe standpoint, that's worth the third rounder.
If he can even be a C plus or B minus, that's the bonus.
And even outside the locker room or outside the team, it's like, it's the fans, you know,
like they were booing the whole game on Monday.
It wasn't a team.
It was six and one going in and they're getting booed from the first quarter on.
Like, that's how edgy it had become.
I give.
It was also a weird one where you knew in the first quarter where the game was going.
It wasn't like, oh, I wonder if Wentz will turn it around.
It was like, wow, how bad can this, are they going to have to run trick plays?
Are they going to have to wide receivers throwing passes?
What are they going to do?
When Wentz on, I think it was the first play of the second drive and he air mails a tunnel
screen to Jefferson that turns into the fumble on review.
It's like, that's a, hey, this is a long handoff.
Just get the ball to our playmaker.
Designing this.
Yeah, because we know you can't throw it down there.
Let's just, can you hand it off to him?
And you can't even do that.
But you're right.
I mean, it's, I give Nolan Teasley credit for reading the room.
He's a new GM.
He didn't even run the draft.
He was hired in like late May, early June.
He didn't, doesn't want to go up a third round pick, but it's like he said it himself in
the press conference, like this team, this defense deserves a shot and they didn't have
a shot.
Especially you think the Rams that more injuries, Puka's now out, right?
And they're behind them anyway.
Seattle locks.
I mean, this week he's hurt.
Donald's hurt.
They've been underwhelming anyway.
And then you look at the NFC North teams like Detroit, who knows what them green base coming
on, Chicago's coming on.
And then everybody else that's going to be one NFC East team, one NFC South team.
Right.
So if they can just go 10 and seven, they're probably in.
And then who knows what their defense, their defense is terrifying.
The Buffalo can do anything in that game for that.
And that's the plus that they had the ball.
I can't remember what the number was, but it was like 42 minutes or something, but it
was like a ton of plays.
It was like.
Three yards of play.
Yeah.
They had like 300 something yards.
And so it's like, you saw that affected maybe the best offense in the entire league.
Like they compete with anyone.
I think Sunday in green Bay, that is a massive turning point game for the whole division
because great.
Okay.
Kirk could go out and play well and they could still lose.
That's possible, but you wouldn't think it with the way the defense is playing, but that
Packers offense and defense have been unbelievable of late.
Like this feels like one of those games where it's like, okay, which way is this going to
tip?
Is it going to be the Packers?
And like you, you.
Shut it down.
Or is this the Vikings getting that little bit of juice by that guy coming into the locker
room?
I think it's a huge, huge game.
Every sport has one position that can just single handedly suck the life out of the team,
right?
Like in soccer, it's the goalie hockey.
It's the goalie baseball at your closer.
And if you just know like this anvil is coming for your team at all times, like obviously
everybody's going to get affected.
And now at least cousins, we know he can be a C plus.
Maybe he can be a B, maybe it could be a B minus, but top 10 in every league.
He just can't move anywhere.
Yeah.
He can't move.
Yeah.
He can, again, there's going to be a couple of games when people are just going to come
at him and he, but he makes the throws.
He can complete the ball in the flat.
He's going to do the basic things well.
He can be a leader and obviously can connect with Jefferson who loves him.
And that's like the most important thing of all this stuff.
Yeah.
And Justin, by the way, you got to re-engage him.
Justin Jefferson, any other superstar receiver would have tapped out like a year ago with
all the bullshit.
Going on and all the injuries and the quarterback stuff, like anyone would have gotten Justin
Jefferson is one of the best people in that position.
Like receivers in general.
Fitzgerald was like that too.
He, he had, if we're going down with the ship, I guess I'm here and I guess I'll go down
with another shitty quarterback.
Yeah.
But you were, yeah.
You're approaching like Justin didn't talk to the media, you know, but it was two weeks
ago after the Detroit game.
Like you're getting overthrown.
You're open.
Yeah.
It's so do you think McCarthy or do they regret that now?
Or no?
Okay.
No.
So that just had to end.
I don't, exactly.
I don't think JJ McCarthy can play that well if he's still in Minnesota.
I really don't.
But he played better than Carson Wentz on Monday night.
I mean, maybe for the game.
Cause we saw him have those blips.
Like last week's Giants game was like, it was the perfect JJ McCarthy game.
He makes some throws.
He has some really weird misses.
Then he gets hurt.
He collapses on the sideline, trying to warm up.
He goes and gets a shot, comes back in and the win the game.
Like that's, that's your JJ McCarthy rollercoaster game.
It's a classic, like need a fresh start.
They got it.
Fifth round pick for him.
They just traded a third for Kirk Cousins.
So if you want to look at it as a, you know, a third round pick for Cousins and a fifth.
I like that.
Not a bad trade.
By the miracle of editing, Danny Kelly has just shown up.
Look at this.
Yeah.
This is what happens when we're not on live TV.
You could never do this on a podcast.
You could just come in.
Normally Tom does a pick six.
He's going to do pick three.
And then we have a bigger topic.
Here's, you can please play off this.
Jaguars, why did they pay 200 cents in the dollar for all the guys that got, what's going on with their trading strategy dating back to Travis Hunter?
It's why do they just overpay for everybody?
What's going on with them?
It's been part of their MO, like James Gladstone trade under trained under Lesney.
And like, the idea is like when you are in your window, you are foot on the gas go mode from the start.
And so in their minds, like picks don't matter to them.
Well, all the stuff when it was like, I think it.
I'm going to trade Brian Thomas was like, for what?
Like you get a third, second round pick.
Like, well, how does that help us?
Like their mentality is we're in the window.
We don't need picks.
We need players.
So when he goes to buy a house, they're like, the house is 1.5 million.
He's like, here's three, just wants to get it done.
And they're like, what?
It's only one.
And that's also, here's three take it.
But this is also how you get premium players.
Like Gladstone called on a bunch of guys that like clearly not available that he was not going to get, you know, he's going to call it like Derek Brown.
From the Panthers called on Jeff Simmons to try to get that done in the division.
And they were like, no, we're not doing that in the division.
That's what I would do if I was a GM.
I'd be like, yeah, I'm calling on the best address shirt in the league.
Is he available?
Nicky Manuri.
Yeah, there's way more of that happening now than there's ever been.
Why not?
What do you do all day?
If you're a GM, just make calls.
Some GM is just like, well, you know, they're in it.
Like, I'm not going to call on that guy.
Other ones.
Gladstone was just like, well, I'm going to pay whatever it takes to get them.
Like Jesse Bates.
Jesse Bates.
He'd been calling about for a while.
And then him and Ian Cunningham like reconnected on the Saturday night before they were playing
in wherever the Europe game was last week.
I lose track.
Munich, maybe.
Yeah.
Munich, Madrid.
Madrid.
That's it.
One of the M's.
And then so and then so like he lets him think about it on the like the long plane ride home
to call Monday and the deal is done.
It's like it's a second round pick and another pick like a fifth for a 30 year old safety
in a contract year.
Like that doesn't happen.
And then the, you know, the Jordan Davis one, like that is a negative asset to the Eagles
at this point because of the amount of money that he's due, even though they just paid
them back in March.
But like they needed to give themselves the maximum amount of capital.
So there was another team.
So they traded for a nose tackle that plays 52% of the snaps and doesn't pressure the
quarterback at all.
The reason they wanted the reason why Jordan Davis, because remember, they also traded
for Devon Gottschalk the same day, a different defensive tackle.
The Jaguars thought they were done, but Howie and Gladstone kept talking.
They already had, there was another team involved in it.
And so the Jaguars had their first round pick.
Do we really think there was another team?
And I know for a fact there was another team involved 2027 first.
And then the way it got done was he threw in the 2029 third round pick on top of it,
which most people, if you were sitting back, would have gone, what do you get for Jordan
Davis in a trade?
Maybe a three.
They got a first and a third form.
What would you have said?
Jordan Davis on the open market.
What's it worth?
A second, second, probably like a low second, not even a high second.
Yeah.
And you have to take it.
But part of it, part of the Eagle strategy is they use this option bonus structure that
drops down.
The cap hits super low.
Yeah.
Like every rather than just having like big bases, what most teams doing like year two
and three, they do it in an option bonus.
So you get like 17 or 18 million next year as an option bonus.
I mean, your cap number is like 4 million.
So the Jaguars didn't pay the upfront money, which wasn't much.
It was like 6 million.
But now they get him on a super favorable contract.
It's part of like how, how he had the same thing with Cam Juergens in the trade with
the Ravens.
So between those two, it's like, oh, I don't know.
Between those two trades and AJ Brown, they now have 10, five first round picks and five
second round picks over the next three drafts.
It's like, it's close.
Makes you mad.
It's, it's good.
It's good business for the Eagles.
That's for sure.
It's as close to the Oklahoma city thunder as you can get because you're not allowed
to trade picks more than three years out.
They won the title two years ago.
It was the best part.
If you're an Eagles fan, they didn't have it anymore and they recognized it immediately
and they moved, which I think a lot of teams don't do.
And they did it without trading their core players.
Yeah.
Like they now have 10 first or second round picks in the next three drafts.
It's like, well, who'd you trade?
Uh, the receiver who didn't want to be here, the guard and the fucking defensive tackle.
The receiver who didn't want to be here, the degenerative knee issue that you knew about
the first time that we did a podcast together.
He's had that forever, right?
I know.
I didn't know about it.
I was excited for AJ Brown.
They kept their better defensive tackle too.
Cause I'm sure like a lot of people have thought, you know, um, now I'm blanking on his name.
The other Jalen Carter was going to be the guy that people try and go get, but yeah.
We got Danny right after he just did an hour and a half with the fantasy guys.
He's groggy.
Yeah.
It's just like when I get CR for rewatchables and he's done the watch and the big picture.
He's just classy.
I, um, I think the Jags are good now.
Part of why I think the Jags are good.
they're good is because they seem to house all these bad teams which they were doing in second
half last year that's what you're supposed to do the question is when you have a game like the
playoff game against buffalo last year when you actually have to take care of the little things
so it's almost like these two teams right the the team that's going to blow out all the bad teams
but what is this team over here but they have a lot of talent man it's part of why you do even
after getting godshell who's like a he's like a rotational type of guy backhand rotational guy
yeah you still go get jordan davis and it's because like what happens if you have an injury
or two and now you're getting ready to face james cook in the playoffs it's like you're basically
fortifying yourself and say we're going to overspend to make sure we can withstand a hit
or two at a position that like there's nobody on the street you can't find defensive tackle like
you need a guard like there's probably a guard somewhere on someone's practice squad you can
sound like nobody has defensive tackles just sitting there so now they have a bunch of
different guys after the devon hamilton injury that they can rotate in there who do you like
the most in the afc is it the jags the jags i was just pointing out some stats uh earlier and you
mentioned it's like they're just blowing teams out it's always a good sign trevor lawrence has
the fewest pass attempts in the fourth quarter in the nfl he's like not even playing the fourth
quarter so they're taking care of business in three quarters they can sit there starters in
the fourth quarter they shorten the game but they don't play very many plays they're actually one
of the slowest operating offenses in the nfl and they just kind of they just dominate so i like
them and i think and tootin
was like the big it was almost like what you had in seattle with yeah are we going to be able to
make it with these running backs and the answer so far has been no but tootin and jacksonville
the answer has been yes right and i the both of their running backs are solid i think tootin has
been really this is good too tootin's been a really big like positive surprise i think there
was a lot of uncertainty about what he didn't play a ton last year and he's been explosive
he's been physical he breaks tackles yeah i was pretty dubious too i didn't really know what to
make of it because he was one of those fantasy guys where it's like oh it's kind of like you have to
went 24 hours on tootin is he even going to have the ball it's like a leap of faith and yeah he's
really paid off and remember they they tried to sign jk dobbins like they had a deal done with jk
dobbins and then sean payton the broncos talked him out of it so they almost kind of fell into
basial tootin being the primary back that's worked out pretty good yeah they're my thing is can you
throw the ball when you're behind which they can do can you protect the lead if you have it they've
shown they can do that right and then the defense stuff i mean i think hunter as watching the ball
the second half of the year like what the ceiling is for him just as like a guy that five times a
game seems to be basically what we were hoping christian gonzalez would be before he apparently
died and got replaced by his alter ego who got torched in the green bay game all game yeah but
yeah we you want your franchise cornerback to actually just be super impactful and all over
the place which has been hunted he looks like one of the best players on the field and in a couple
of different games this year i agree showing up multiple times he's certain ish yeah like kind of
in that range and and he's partly played on the offensive side like part of their strategy with
hunter and everybody else was don't overtax them early in the year like you saw with hunter last
year he was playing a ton of snaps he was playing part-time on on defense but then like sort of full
time but not quite on offense like then he gets hurt with a weird injury in practice like this
year that this was part of their theory was like we were going to play 2021 games in our mind like
we need to watch everybody's snap count and that's where you've seen kind of the rotation stuff like
smart when we get into
december and january i wouldn't be surprised at all if all of a sudden like the what is he
averaging like three snaps on offense it's not much yeah if that becomes like 10 to 15 but they're
just like especially if they have a buy in round one they could basically game those three games
i like their team it's funny the con family not afraid to roll the dice and take some swings right
so this gm's like hey man i'm just going for it i don't care about picks and they're probably like
that sounds great that's what tony does in the aew sign every single big name yeah i don't care
he operates like a fantasy manager that's what i think yeah stone does it's fun all right so that
was one we're doing a pick three instead of a pick six okay lamar jackson what's the deal
because we're going to talk about second half surge teams after the break and baltimore is
going to be a team we've discussed but what do we actually what are you hearing when is he coming
back he doesn't has a chance to get back this year but it's dependent on how does his recovery go
which with lamar you never know because
you know like the ankle he had earlier this year was like there was a legit ankle injury but like
something like this coming off surgery on your thumb you just don't entirely know you know baker
mayfield was like a weekend and like the moment the stitches were almost like i can go and it was
like all right hold on hold on with lamar he's it's a different type of injury and he's gonna
want to make sure he's 100 but it sounds like lamar intends to get back and the ravens are
keeping the door open but it's going to depend on how jacoby brissett plays if they're in mid
late december and they're like whatever six and eight
he's not coming back if brissett can win some games here and they have like relevant football
at the end of the year lamar has a chance as long as the rehab goes well to get back on the field
so at that point you could potentially rewrite it his legs will obviously be fresh because he
won't play football basically for the whole season with the time that he missed earlier
you know he could be in good shape it's really about can brissett just kind of steady the ship
because what are your thoughts on that danny i i can't say i love the way he's been steering the
ships this year i know it's not it's been a long time since he's been steering the ships this year
and some rocky cruises not a great sign that he got benched in arizona yeah is that what you mean
with brissett he got benched against the dallas cowboys and then his backup exactly the 85 bears
who then got torched by his backup right yeah that's not a great sign that minshu came in and
like threw three touchdowns his best game was the chargers game when they looked incredible
well we thought they were gonna be good yeah they just they deceived all of us because we
had no idea the chargers were bad yeah that was the weird game of this year last year was raiders
where you just throw it out yeah it's like that game i was at that game yeah it was like rainy
this year was cards chargers it was like oh the cards there's something here it's like no there's
actually nothing here yeah right the chargers are just awful and then we kept talking ourselves into
it for a few weeks after that like well that was week one it was weird it was like no then they
were terrible the following week against the raiders but at least he's better than uh i think
he's better than hunley i think he's better than finiano i think he gives them an opportunity and
it's all about keeping things alive for zay flowers who is their best offensive player i guess you
could say that derrick henry has been the best offensive player in the world i guess you could
super exciting right here zay flowers looks incredible yeah he's been like top seven or
eight this year i mean he's been one of the most open players yeah they've been they've done a
great job deck and doyle's done a great job of getting him open letting him you know score these
big touchdowns and derrick henry we got to get him going i think reset gives them a better option
in terms of getting that offense going and i think it gives them an opportunity the problem is
we'll get to this but they have a very tough schedule if you look at like what deckland
doyle's done they were still i haven't looked at it this week but going into the
finiano game they were still top 10 in epa yeah like they were still unbelievable with like snoop
huntley and all the other moving parts that they had like if they can actually get healthy who
knows jacoby is this like he's not obviously a move threat he doesn't like lamar or even snoop
like jacoby's a pocket passer yeah but he has played a lot of football and you think you can
put it on his plate just get the ball to our playmakers which you know with finiano just
who by the way was like on a bad ankle like what a complete disaster
the first 20 minutes of that first start um all right i'm going off off the menu time for the
last one bring it on three yeah what do you got do you think the rams put any real thought into
maybe we just punt on this season i don't get that sense okay they're they had been the lowest
cash spend team for five years this is like how they do it they keep their costs low and then when
you get into that mode it's now we're going for it it's a we're going to draft everybody the youngest
team in the nfl like three years ago so at this point you're so leveraged into this season like
what would you have even traded like matthew stafford i don't think that was gonna happen
i don't know like on the roster can i can i make the case for trading matthew stafford please
well could capitalize how what would the implications have been not not that significant
nothing they couldn't do hasn't looked that good the last few weeks his body is
clearly breaking down a little bit they drafted somebody number 13 last year and they have stats
and bennett and could you have done like the double timeline of yeah we got out of the stafford
business we're giving him a chance to win but then you're secretly hoping you still have a chance to
win they also have a bunch of players on their team young guys yeah they had a great draft in
2023 they haven't resigned any of those dudes puka um kobe turner was part of that group byron young
was part of that group two of their offensive linemen they haven't resigned any of them and
that was part of their offensive linemen they haven't resigned any of them and that was part of
like we're giving ourselves the optionality after the season like hey like to move on from staff is
stafford is stafford playing great are some of these older davante adams like are these guys
playing great we bring them back if so we're probably gonna lose some of the young guys if
this whole thing collapses well now maybe we move on from the old guys we devote that money to the
young guys like that's where they've been really good about giving themselves those opportunities
he traded stafford now it would kind of be like a half measure it wouldn't fit into either side of
is that a first or second i mean at his age i i think that it's pro i just don't know why they
would do it so i would think it would have to be at least a second i don't know why they took a
quarterback 13th when they were also in win now let's trade for miles garrett we got to go for it
because they figured we're never going to have that high of a pick again that was what they were
thinking was like we are going to be for as long as long as we can see the timeline here with this
group like we're going to be drafted at the bottom of the round and you don't get quarterbacks
with pick 31 or 30
- Were you ready for that pick at the time?
- I think it was a C minus.
or D
I can't remember
mine was a solid
F minus
yeah
if I'm trying to win
the Super Bowl next year
I don't understand
how that's my pick
especially that draft
was
there were some good guys
around that range
right
I totally agree
and it was
it was not
it's not hindsight
now to say
and we were talking
about this on the day
of the draft
that
okay
Pukunukua
he gets the crap
beat out of him
every game
and Devante Adams
is getting pretty old
and also has a lot
of injury history
or at least recent
injury history
they're both out
yeah they're both out now
Wittington's on IR now too
look at their receiver core
it is the worst
in the NFL
it's so bad
I picked up
Kanata Mumpfield
in fantasy
I already had him
and waved him
two weeks ago
they went and got
Tutu Atwell back
just to get the band
back together
but like
they sent Xavier Smith
off the 49ers practice squad
like it's
they're down to
spare parts
honestly they're stupid
because I watched that game
I was with you
yeah
and they were in that
third and eleven
where Puka just got lit up
the game
they're up seven
there's a minute
running the clock out
he had like 15
touches
and it's like
let's ram this guy
into seven guys again
one more time
and he got hurt
I think that's stupid
but I mean if you look at
yeah and with all that said
look at the receivers
that were still on the board
at the time
when they took Simpson
it's like
some of them are doing
great this year
like who?
I mean
Makai Lemon was on there
on the board at that time
he's been coming on a little
like Jeremy Bernard
who has looked really good
he's been good
Denzel Boston
Casey Concepcion
I believe was still on the board
they would have taken
those guys 13 though
maybe
I mean I was shocked
that Boston fell out
of the first round
so I don't know
they had options
they had
and we said this
at the time
this is not like hindsight
like you are really hoping
that Devontae and Puka
can stay healthy
now they have to kind of
revamp their whole offense
it's going to be
run the ball
as much as they can
and pass to the tight end
I mean honestly
I like their run game
and I don't
I don't understand
why that's not their style
I think both of those
running backs are really good
it might be now
yeah
because the way
I really think
they're tough to play
when they're just like
pounding the ball
which they're obviously
going to do this weekend
but can they play from behind
if they get
they cannot
get behind in a game
and yeah
it's going to be interesting
plus Stafford has not been
playing as well
as he did last year
he looks like
well if you don't have Devontae
and now you don't have Puka
like that's going to
impact anybody
yeah
like you know
I was at the Australia game
he wasn't quite himself
and they pulled him early
because it was just like
the game's over
so just roll
roll stats and bend it out there
but
he still is capable
of playing at that level
like if you look at
again the stats
like they're top 10 offense
and defense right now
yeah
like there's still a good team
yes
they can coach around
like if you're the Rams
what you're betting is
we're going to get those guys
back at the end of the year
we're going to be
we just got to hang around
be alive
and then
Devontae should be back
after the bye
Puka they're hoping
toward the end of the season
is able to get back
obviously Miles is back
and finally actually
looks like himself
which he didn't in week one
that's big
which is a massive part of it
so
they just
they are the team
like we talk so much
about the 49ers
like the Rams
have gotten shelled
they lost Jalen Watson
to a season ending injury
now it's one of their
starting corners
they put a bunch of money into
it's just like
you're very much
sort of at a
difficult point
because when you spend
that much money
and that many resources
on your front line guys
it does have an impact
on your depth
and you know
you may be seeing
a little bit of that right now
I wonder why they didn't
try to trade
Stetson Bennett
not that there would have
been much of a market
you don't think so
knowing the history
with Stetson
he's won a lot
but no special physical traits
and there's just a lot
of other stuff
that people would have to do
the research on
like Whitey Fault
I think the team
in the seventh
right
like why was he
a guy who won that much
at Georgia
like why was he available
and all the other
what are you getting
in the guy
and he was away
from the team
for a year
some of the quarterbacks
that we watched
in the last three weeks
I would have been
calling on all these guys
over Finiano
and we're good to that
I mean the quarterbacks
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all right
so when I was
back when my fingers worked
when I was writing
my ESPN column
on Fridays
in the 2000s
I would always try to figure out
around week 8
week 9
there was always a team
that was 500 or worse
right
2 and 7
3 and 6
4 and 4
and the second half
of the season would come
and the team would
would go on a run
right
and then we get to the end of the season
and then we get to the end of the season
and then we get to the end of the season
and then we get to like
week 17
and
it'd be on some pregame show
or whatever
like who could have seen this coming
the Jets were 2 and 7
and now
they're in a 7 game
so this happens every year
we know it
right
just like we know
before the year this year
there's always a worse
to first team
that wins the division
I knew it
I stared at the Giants
for the entire month of August
and I'm like
you know what
there's not going to be one this year
and I planted my flag
on that corner
I was wrong
it actually was the Giants
so we know there's going to be
a second half search team
so
I'm going to go through
the candidates
and then we're going to decide
we'll start with the AFC
the Baltimore Ravens
are 4 and 5
and seem like
their season's over
I don't trust it
I don't trust them
I'm not counting them out
I wouldn't cross them off
they have the Chargers
this week
I don't know if you've seen them
but they're basically dead
they're covered in formaldehyde
at Carolina
at Houston
by
Tampa
at Pittsburgh
home Cleveland
at Cincinnati
home Pittsburgh
and you figure
if they can just have one loss
get Lamar back
head to those last three games
December 27th
Lamar
and they would be
8 and 6
with Cleveland
at Cincinnati
and Pittsburgh left
is that interesting at all Tom?
it definitely does
we have to see
if they can actually
put that type of
team together
like Brissette just got there
that is part of it
he's played a lot of football
but like
doesn't have a lot of framework
in that system
like he's got a lot of
they do have enough talent
and if Derrick Henry
when he gets going
and holds on to the football
he is still a load
to deal with
you mentioned Zay's
playing really good right now
the biggest issue
for the Ravens right now
is the defense
like that's been the calling card
you got a defensive head coach
and just seems like
in the big moments
like they're not stopping people
they figure that out
you got a chance
what do you think Danny?
I think
there is a chance
that Brissette stabilizes
that offense
and gives them an opportunity
but I'm just looking
at their schedule
according to DVOA
their future schedule
is fifth hardest
according to Warren Sharpe
it's second hardest
that's the efficiency stat there
and to me
it's just
yeah
getting through the next few weeks
seeing how they look
I do think they have the talent
but like as you said
the defense hasn't really been
as good as we thought
it would be
it's confounding
yeah
it's not better
there's two things
that's confounding
about that team
one is the defense
I thought you guys
would be flying around more
Jesse Mitter style
all that stuff
and then I don't understand
how they use Henry
Henry seems like
he's a starter
on a 75 pitch count
in baseball
where it's like
oh
top of the fifth
Derek's gotta come out
it's like
it just seems like
he's 11 carries
12 carries
I never feel like
he's overpowering
the other team
he doesn't seem as scary
but then he'll have
a good run
you're like
he still seems like
Derek Henry
he can do it still
he's one of the most
confounding players
but they don't want
to put the load on him
I do think
if you look at the history
of his career
second half of the season
and second half of games
is where he starts
to really wear on defenses
he's really good
so maybe this is
maybe
we'll look back
on this conversation
and be like
oh remember when
Derek Henry turned
the corner
and he had a great
second half
they need to stay
healthy on offense
I mean I'm sorry
home chargers
at Carolina
you should be able
to win both of those games
even with Jacoby Brissett
the biggest issue
with getting Henry going
and like the stats
bear this out
is like with him
without Lamar
he's not as effective
if Lamar is not out there
and part of that is
because Lamar
every time on a handoff
he can pull it
and go around the edge
you're constantly
accounting for the quarterback
when he's not out there
like no one's afraid
of Jacoby Brissett
pulling it on like
a zone read
or a play action
you know whatever
you're constantly
you're not worried
about Jacoby going
out the back door
so if I'm a team
I'm just going
we're going to crush
and stop Derek Henry
like we're just going
to worry about him
beating us between
the tackles
and like you beat us
with something else
great go for it
Danny if you were
the Ravens GM
would this be it
for you and Lamar
would you just be
looking to exit playing
or you'd be talking
yourself into 2027
I would be talking
myself into 2027
I think obviously
there are red flags
not saying that
but it's very hard
to find a good quarterback
in the NFL
he's won two MVPs
I worry about the
athletic quarterback
when they hit their
30s just in general
I don't worry so much
about him
up and down list
he's been so good
as a pocket passer
too though is the thing
and I don't worry
about him aging
quite as much
as the other guys
I do worry
about things like
injuries
and compounding injuries
and it's kind of been
an issue the last
couple of years
it hurt a lot
yeah and just
he's a different guy
like you know
he's a
he has his own
representation
he just kind of like
I don't know
he's just unpredictable
I think from that
point of view
these injuries were
where you're down
after eight years
right that's the thing
is I don't know
even right now
at the thumb
like how much
do they talk to them
every day about the thumb
how much
how involved are they
in the recovery
what I'd say is like
they still love Lamar
like they want him
to be there
they want to get
an extension done
they've been trying
to do it for two years
and they'll take
another run at it
I believe after the season
here as we get
you know closer
to free agency
and potentially beyond
if you were to trade him
or cut him
which you're not
going to cut him
but if you did that
like you'd also have
a bunch of bonus
acceleration that would
come and would crush
cap in 2027, which is at least one factor, one more reason that there's
There has to be a lot of emphasis on trying to get a deal done after this season.
Plus, you have a no tag and no trade clause, so you can't keep him in 2028.
If he wants to hit the open market, he can.
Trading him, in my mind, doesn't make a whole lot of sense going into it because, number
one, there really wasn't a market for him when he was on the franchise tag a few years
ago and anybody could have tried to sign him and give up two first round picks for him.
Yeah, Atlanta was the famous one for that.
But also, if you're the Ravens, why sell low?
Unless somebody's like, you know, Broncos on Russell Wilson, like, all right, we know
there's reasons the guy's available, but screw it.
We need the quarterback.
We'll give up two firsts and whatever it was, two additional picks and three players.
Like, just do it.
If you don't have that team that's motivated, like, are you taking a first and a third for
Lamar Jackson?
I'd also be nervous why the Ravens were getting off him.
That's what I mean.
It's like when you're buying a car from somebody and they're like, hey, you should take my
car.
It's like, why?
Why are you trying to get?
Give me your car.
Why was Russell Wilson available?
Right.
In hindsight, it was because he kind of slowed down and he wanted to be a certain style of
quarterback that he was not.
Baltimore DVOA, 19th, 22nd offense, 14th defense.
That is not the team I would pick for the AFC second half search team.
Just got to mention Cleveland quickly, just because of the schedule.
If they somehow beat Houston this week, bye week, home Vegas.
I mean.
What are they?
Five and four now?
Mm-hmm.
So they could literally be seven and four in two weeks.
And they would still have at that point in the Indianapolis game and at Giants game.
I just, I have no idea how they have as many wins as that.
I can't put them in this.
But the biggest thing that makes me nervous is.
They've had four end of the game wins and that's just stupid.
It's been kind of fluky.
All their wins have been two minute drives at the end with Deshaun Watson, which it's,
it's a credit to Todd Monken and his staff that time and again, they're in those situations
and they find a way.
It's credit to Deshaun Watson too.
But like, you know what?
To live like that, you know, the best team never feels dominating inferior opponents
with the Browns.
It's like they're in it and Hey, they're finding ways to win.
But how sustainable is that?
That's, that's really the concern.
25th DVOA too.
So we're crossing them off.
Did want to just, can we get in the car with Vegas for a split second?
22nd and DVOA 15th offense, 31st defense, but they're terrible on defense.
This Mendoza piece coming in.
I'd like it a lot more if they weren't playing Danny Seahawks this week.
It seems like a tough first game.
At least it's a home.
That's the one thing they got going for them in Seattle would be, you know, a lot tougher.
I admit, I kind of like them for ringer 107 a little bit.
Really?
I do.
What's the line?
It's, it's high.
10 and a half or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's high.
No, it's not that high.
Wait, hold on.
I'll find it.
It's high.
I thought it was six and a half.
The best thing, the best thing to say for Fernando's story is six and a half, six and
a half.
It's a home dog, six and a half that can move the ball against a team that has an injured
backup quarterback playing.
And everything I heard going back to camp when there was, you know, Clint was just playing
some games, just kept saying like, I'm not, not ready to name the starter.
That was just him like, Hey, let's keep people working hard and like whatever.
But it changed a couple of weeks ago.
All of a sudden it was, no, Fernando's ready.
Like we know he's ready.
It's a matter of when he's going to get his opportunity.
So this is a guy who we've never seen him play this style of offense.
He can, yeah.
He's like a better athlete than everybody thinks.
I mean, like the run in the national championship game, like he can get out and move.
Yeah.
I think the offense.
I think the offense will be pretty similar and they think they're going to get similar
type of production.
So I don't have some energy.
I think the offense is scared of this game.
Just admit it.
Danny Kubiak.
He knows, he knows, he knows the engine.
I do think the Kubiak element of this is really interesting.
He's, you know, he coached obviously with the McDonald last year.
He kind of knows, maybe he knows the rules of, or at least some of them to help break
the defense that it's like a chess game because McDonald breaks the offense's rules.
And then maybe Kubiak is aware of ways to kind of beat that.
And then obviously the Seahawks.
Have a backup quarterback.
I think Fernando is going to have some really tough sledding against the Seahawks defense
this week.
It's just, that's just going to happen.
But it doesn't.
Their schedule is too hard, I think, for a comeback.
And then you can be able to run it with a rookie quarterback.
Like their run game hasn't been good, even though Mike Washington looks good.
And you have Ashton Gentry, who was a top 10 pick last year.
And it's like, how do you.
Below average third down back.
He's like their pass schedule.
That's what Clint should be good at.
Like based on that system, like you should be able to run the football effectively.
Like the line's not great, but it's not awful.
This is not the team.
They need to improve in that.
And maybe, by the way, Fernando with some of the movement skills, like might open up
some other things that like.
Like the boot game.
You're never, yeah, you're never running, like you're never getting Kirk out on the
perimeter.
You're never in a zone read with them.
Like Fernando in that offense in Indiana, that was a big part of it was like, it was
all kind of in that, you know, pistol shotgun area.
And it was just like dudes running wide open all day.
He can get out and move when he needs to.
And maybe there's a little bit something extra that you can unlock there.
You know what I don't love for a rookie quarterback?
Home Seattle at Denver at Cleveland.
Yeah, that's tough.
That doesn't sound fun.
No.
Oh, and you have no receivers.
You have Brock Bowers.
You got a third round pick.
You have Mayer.
Third round pick and $10 million to throw him to the Wolves for the Easter games.
Yeah, exactly.
Because if Kirk is still there, it's probably right after that.
Exactly, yeah.
You're putting him out.
I still like him.
They probably feel confident.
I do like the Kubiak thing.
I love when the offensive coordinator, the defense coordinator, goes against the old
team.
They know, he knows literally everything wrong with the Seattle offense because he had to
try to make it work for a year.
Mm-hmm.
And, you know, it'd be like if you left.
If you left the fantasy show and you're like, here are Heifetz's weaknesses.
I already know what he's going to say.
I already know what Heifetz, I know how to get to him.
Right.
Or if an insider left and suddenly figured out how to get certain skills.
Oh, shit.
He's killing the trade deadline.
We love it.
Here's, I think, the team we agree on for second half search, the Houston Texans, who
are 3-5.
Yep.
Who are 13th at DVOA, who are 8th in offense and 12th in defense.
Yep.
I wouldn't believe they were 3-5 unless I watched all the games.
And bet on half of them, which I did.
They play at Cleveland this week.
Home Indy.
That sounds great.
We're set in Baltimore at home.
At Pittsburgh.
At Washington.
Home Jacksonville.
At Philly, which looked really hard.
Now not.
Mm-hmm.
At Green Bay.
Home Tennessee.
They need to get to 10 wins.
Did you see seven in there?
I think so.
Pretty good year to play the NFC East.
I mean, yeah.
So it's seven and two, basically.
But if they're at Cleveland at Indy, I mean, at Cleveland.
Cleveland home Indy.
Now I'm five and five.
Now I just need to go five and two.
Right.
And, I mean, the offense has exceeded every logical expectation the entire season,
especially when Nico Collins has been healthy.
They've been unbelievable.
Well, how about our guy Tank Dell?
Tank?
He's back.
He's back.
It looks good.
That's CJ's guy.
All of a sudden, they seem explosive.
Yeah.
They have, even Booty got going last week, but they have like five receivers now.
I don't know how hard the Chargers were trying to chase down Booty on that play.
But they at least are explosive.
Right.
Which I don't think we could have said about the Texans.
We'll see.
Stroud's better than he was at any point last year.
He's been great.
That's been a day.
The defense has been worse than it was at any point last year.
It's like, so if you're just playing like the regression to the mean game here,
it's like, I think the Texans defense, whatever offense may slip a little bit,
like the defense should get a lot better based on who they are.
Yeah.
You can easily sort of write the narrative that the Texans defense will figure it out
as the year goes on, start to look more like what we thought they would be,
which was one of the top two defenses in the NFL last year.
I think there's a chance that happens.
And then Stroud playing well has been one of the,
one of the big stories.
It's kind of under discussed because of how the Texans started the season.
Yeah.
But he's been incredible.
I mean, he's top five in passer rating.
He's averaged eight yards of attempt, 16 touchdowns, two picks.
He's looking like he did as a rookie.
And he's looking better.
He passes the eye test.
He's confident.
Yeah.
I think he's better.
Yeah.
Like if you're doing a deal right now,
if the season ended today and you were doing a CJ Stroud contract,
it's fucking 65 million a year.
And it's not like the two a deal where you're like,
I don't like doing this, but I know we have to.
Like Stroud, I'd be like, I want to.
Yeah.
You've been really good.
If he can be that guy all the time and not,
because remember he played pretty well down the stretch last year.
And then like the playoffs were an abomination of not being able to handle
the football.
But if he just finishes like this.
Yeah.
I don't know how you don't make him the highest paid quarterback based on
where he is on his contract.
My fear with this team as the second half surge team is they just do dumb
shit.
We didn't, we, they, D'Amico Ryan's was probably upset.
We didn't include him in the game management conversation earlier.
It just feels like they've snatched defeat out of the hands of victory
three times.
This year.
So that would be like, I could see them having the lead in all of these
games, but maybe not winning three of them.
We'll see.
D'Amico hasn't been terrible all the time.
He's had some weird timeout usage stuff this year.
There's been the end of the game stuff.
We talked about on Sunday nights.
They had a pick against the bills and then they dropped it.
And then the next play they came back.
The next play they gave up an explosive touchdown.
Yeah.
It was like, it's just a crap like that.
That happened all season.
Or what was the game when they, they took the lead with like a minute
and a half left.
And then the other team went down and got a field goal.
And then they lost to them.
Like Indianapolis.
Yeah.
That's right.
They finished that game.
They lost to the Colts.
Yeah.
I mean, that's on a one minute drive.
They're 0-4 at home.
And I don't think that'll happen.
They lost to the Giants at home right before the bye.
And that loss was awful.
It was a very weird game.
But they got their ass kicked in that game too.
Yeah.
But the Giants did run the ball down their throats.
And if you look at who's on their schedule left, not one team is going
to be able to do that.
So, all right.
Houston for the NFC.
And then quickly we'll do for AFC.
And then we'll do NFC.
Does NFC sound like a good game?
Does the South count for the second half surge?
Or do we just assume all of these teams are going 7-10?
It's a race to six wins.
Yeah.
We don't think any of these teams will get quote-unquote hot, right?
I think I could make an argument for one.
Tampa?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was the one I had.
That would be the only one I feel good about.
Are you seeing Tampa's?
The lowest rate to schedule.
They're number one in defensive EPA.
Yep.
Seventh in DBOA overall.
First in defense.
23rd in offense.
But they've had a backup quarterback for three of those games.
And Baker, like, even last week.
Like, he was like, I don't know.
He was throwing the ball more normally.
Now he doesn't have the glove with the plate and all that.
But, like, he still isn't the same guy.
Like, I want to see as they're coming off the box.
Hit that one really nice throw, though.
Where it's like, oh!
Yeah, it's in there.
You can still do it.
Why has it been such a rollercoaster?
I don't see new coordinators every year.
Zach Robinson was his guy.
He wanted him to be the OC this year.
Like, the whole thing just hasn't worked,
and Baker hasn't looked great.
Like, I would like to think another two weeks,
the thumb's fully healed, he can play consistently.
Like, if he gets hot, he is a streaky quarterback.
If he gets hot, everything else about the Bucs screams
they're the team to beat in the NFC.
Well, one thing I really like about them,
I really like their running backs.
I think Irving's, like, legit good.
So they have this, I think, a really good defense,
and then you have the ability to run the ball,
and a quarterback who can make, like, two explosive plays.
Like, they do have the recipe for November, December.
And they're in a shitty division.
They go bye week at Detroit, Carolina Chargers.
There could be two wins.
They play New Orleans.
They're at Baltimore.
That could be a win.
At Atlanta, Rams late in the season might be,
their season might be over by them.
It's easy to schedule the rest of the way.
Yeah.
Three and six.
I don't think they'll be a second-half surge team
because I think eight wins probably wins that division.
And I wouldn't put any other NFC South.
That's still a surge relative to the start.
So Dallas, who is four and five,
has the sixth-best offense by DVO,
and they've been 29th defense.
And they're playing San Francisco this week.
They're four-and-a-half-point underdogs at home,
which is a little insulting.
But then after that, Tennessee-Philly,
they have on their schedule,
they have the Giants,
and they have out Washington on their schedule.
So they have four wins plus an upset.
My question with Dallas is,
are they one of those teams that they play a shit team,
they're going to play like shit,
and if they're playing a good team,
they might actually play well?
It's going to just rise and fall depending on the caliber?
Because I feel like they're going to play well
against San Francisco this week.
So do you see any surge potential with them?
I think it's certainly possible because of their offense.
Their defense has been extremely disappointing.
I mean, one of the most frustrating units to watch
in the NFL this year,
like there's times it looks,
like they just give up.
There's been like three separate games
where I was just genuinely confused
as to what they were doing.
I mean, remember week one against the Giants,
they just couldn't defend the flats.
I think that was week one against Jackson Dart.
But there's been like three games this year
that I'm just confounded as to why they can't adapt to anything.
And so the defense really makes me nervous.
So you're saying they're not well coached
with one of the cheapest coaching staffs in the league?
Correct.
The issue with the defense too is like,
it has gotten better.
You haven't seen like those,
like blatant coverage.
Right.
Like you saw the first month of the season,
like they're at least playing it now,
but it just seems like there's individual players
do dumb shit late in games.
Like they dominated the first three quarters
of the game last week.
And then all of a sudden fall apart in the fourth quarter.
They were dominating against Jacoby Brissett.
And all of a sudden Gardner Minshew comes in
and just absolutely wrecks them the rest of the game.
It's like, it's a bunch of little things.
It doesn't help that if you think of all the capital
they used on that defense,
all the different trades,
Joey Porter,
didn't play last week.
He says his entire foot and ankle is messed up.
Like who knows what,
if anything they get from him,
he's dropped out of basically every game he's played
since they trade a second round pick
and another pick for him.
So you don't like the trade.
I mean, everybody,
people were like killing the Steelers.
Like why would you trade Joey Porter?
It's like, it's a corner in his contract here.
He's refusing to play.
He keeps saying he's got a back issue.
He's got multiple injuries.
And then he goes and he immediately.
Seems like a good guy to trade.
And it, what happens when you don't practice
because you're saying you got an issue,
you're not in shape,
like your conditioning's,
oh, you go out and you play
and you get hurt.
So they're getting nothing from Joey Porter yet
on that trade.
Rashawn Gary,
outside of like one game,
I feel like he's been completely invisible for him.
He's famous for something else right now.
Yeah.
The pooping of the pants.
Did you guys see this?
This has been a huge year for pooping in the pants.
It's been more than one,
which is more than I can remember.
We've had multiple poop in the pants this year.
People have,
yeah, I've seen some of the players firing back.
Like I absolutely did not.
I'm sure he didn't.
You have to make a public statement saying,
I absolutely did not shit my pants.
It's probably not a great sign.
I do feel like in the AI era,
we're getting more of these too,
because it would be so easy to just doctor the video.
I don't trust any shit in the pants.
I'm not saying he did.
It just looked like he did.
So I guess two games then,
Rashawn Gary's been noticeable this season.
Quinny Williams has been like up and down.
You know, he's come on recently,
but like it's not a consistently impactful guy.
Like all those things that they acquired with,
in part, the Micah Parsons assets,
like I know Mike is not playing right now,
but like who of all those guys
is making a Micah Parsons-like impact?
As a collective, they were supposed to.
Kenny Clark, that was the player in the trade.
Yeah.
As you heard, Kenny Clark's name,
I'm not trying to rip guys individually,
but it's just like,
they're not getting the impact from any of these guys
that they invested so heavily in.
Even, you know, the rookies on that side,
the past Russian,
Brandon Aubrey's been human.
Brandon Aubrey's been human.
Now Kyle Lawrence is on IR now,
and Caleb Downs has been up and downs.
Yeah.
Well, they,
he would seem like they had started to unleash him
a little bit.
Yeah.
Like they're trying to use it more like Kyle,
Hamilton-ish.
We'll see if that continues.
He'll be fine.
I think he'll be good.
But right now, like you said,
they're just not.
It's just the whole thing.
It's disjointed.
You just made the case
why this actually would be a second half search.
If they figure it out.
Because we kind of like the defense,
but we don't know why they're not playing well.
Right.
We know they have the offense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought about that one
when you texted earlier about this.
Like my issue with it is just,
they have usually one game every year.
The Cowboys have like one of those games at home
where they play someone terrible
and they just don't show up.
Yeah, the stupidest loss possible.
They've already had two
because they lost to the Bucs who are winless
and then they lose to the Cardinals.
Like these are inexplicable types of games
and whether that's just like the culture around the team,
whether that's just like bad luck.
Like they just at home,
they seem to just flounder
on how many home games they got left or who it is.
But like, you just don't know.
There's no game you go into with the Cowboys
and you say,
well, they're going to win this one.
They're going to take care of us.
And you're like, we don't know.
Totally.
Every single game.
I do like that.
The Zed.
The Zed.
The Zed bag though is
if the defense has all these good players
and they figure it out,
then I mean the offense,
I do trust the offense.
Can they be a league average defense?
Could they win a couple games
because of special teams
and could their offense take off?
I have no idea what happened to Pickens.
I have him on a fantasy team.
He's just had the red flag next to him
on CBS for a month and a half.
He's legit hurt right now.
Yeah.
He had the shoulder for a while
and then he's got a hamstring now too.
So he's actually hurt.
Okay.
Well, that was one of the things I liked about that.
Oh, it's just they had two good receivers
and now it seems like they have one.
So Tampa is like begrudgingly the pick, I guess.
Yeah.
There's one other team
I just want to mention really quickly.
Only because that Cleveland game we watched
with Jordan Tyson,
who seemed kind of scary a couple of times.
Where New Orleans has now these receivers,
Olave, they have Jordan Tyson.
There's always a rookie receiver
in the second half of the season who takes off.
Yeah.
And I don't know whether that's him.
It might be Concepcion.
It might be Denzel Boston.
Who knows?
Could be Lemon on the Eagles.
But those three receivers,
I thought they should have dominated that Cleveland game.
And Cleveland's, they're not good,
but they're also not bad.
And they're moving ball up and down.
Tyson fumbled on the goal line at one point.
I just feel like there's some explosiveness
with that offense.
A-chain's coming back soon.
Yeah, they'll get the running back back.
Yeah.
And they got their left tackle back.
So I just wonder, is there something there?
The problem is,
so if they beat Carolina this week at Chicago,
next week,
at Cincinnati the week after that,
they have Green Bay,
they have at Tampa.
They played Tampa twice.
But that's the only other one I was thinking.
Yeah, they're capable.
Like, the defense has been better,
I think, than everybody thinks.
Like, they've, for all their various issues,
like, they've continued to swing
and they're keeping them in games.
If the offense can get better,
yeah, no A-chan, no Jordan Tyson.
Like, those are maybe the two most,
those are your two biggest acquisitions.
And no left tackle for a month.
Those two guys.
And they didn't have Kelvin Banks,
for a month, too.
Shuck's played good football.
Like, every coach I've talked to
on the other team against the Saints
has been like,
Shuck was good against us.
Like, he's playing well.
Now you get the weapons back.
Like, let's see.
Like, there's pressure on Kelvin now
to, like, turn the corner.
The owners talked publicly about it,
which was kind of, you know,
playing to the fans a little bit.
But, like, it's real.
You were supposed to get better.
They were the sexy team
at the end of last year.
I do think something has to be said
for your biggest additions.
Both of them were basically a wash
for half the year with Tyson and A.
So, get him back.
That's a good point.
Tyson had a couple plays last week
where it was like, ooh.
He just moves differently.
Ah.
I mean, he was the best receiver
in the draft.
The question was,
he had a hamstring in the offseason.
And then he tweaks it in August
and misses three months.
I would call Carolina-New Orleans
this Sunday a loser-leaves-town match.
Except the losers have already left town
in the NFC South.
You can't count anyone out at any time.
It's just going to be leapfrogging.
And whoever gets to eight wins,
I think, is going to win the division.
You would have a legit, like,
I don't know if you'd pull up, like,
the top seven in the conference right now.
You are going to have, quite possibly,
a sub-500, depending on the Giants,
a sub-500 NFC East winner
and a sub-500 NFC South winner.
One will be the three,
one will be the four.
And they'll be hosting, like,
the Packers and the Lions
in week one,
in the wildcard weekend of the playoffs.
It's going to be awful.
The Giants are plus 10 right now
and they're 5-2-1.
The NFC South,
Carolina's technically leading.
They're minus 20.
Like, usually we have one bad division,
but not two.
It's just we had this two good,
two good divisions
and two horrible ones.
It's part of why we didn't have
even more trade action than we did.
Because if you look at the standings,
both, there's only one team in the NFC,
the Eagles,
that's, like, really out of it
at two and seven.
And they took it, you know,
traded some guys.
And then in the AFC,
there's, like, five teams.
You know, it's like,
it's the Colts and the Dolphins
and some of those others at the bottom,
the Jets.
But, like, nobody else is out of it.
So you only had six teams
that, like, know they're out.
There's 26 teams that are hovering.
A big part of that
is how bad some of these divisions are.
We have to go, Danny's about to kill over,
he needs some coffee.
about to do another podcast i'm 15 minutes late so our final verdict is houston for me it would
be yeah yep anyone in nfc you're not even willing to put a stamp on anybody i'll say tampa i think
yeah the buccaneers are fun so tampa like a half half tampa like they go it's the easiest schedule
in football if tampa goes nine and eight that's almost counts as a second half search i think
you can count it so we're not gonna i think if mayfield starts playing we're standing away from
dallas yeah just it makes me nervous they got all the talent but i would if pickens was healthy i
would talk myself into dallas but with one and he'll be back it's i don't think it's a long-term
thing he could be back soon it's just cardinals and bucks at home man at those times for those
teams it's rough you can watch listen to tom on the ringer nfl show you can watch listen to danny
kelly on the ringer fantasy football show how many years for us with the fantasy football show
seven started in like 2019 yeah used to be called the danacy because it was two dannys
it's a very good pun craig was the producer
you
and we called the danacy football show and then somebody well the problem was if you googled
dantasy somebody would just be like did you mean fantasy yeah yeah so no one's like why don't you
just put fantasy in the name and then people know it's a fantasy football the dantasy fantasy show
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member fdic all right joe house is here every thursday we do mailbag questions we make ringer
107 picks your three games above 500 i am one game below the good news is i'm going to go three
and two this week because every week in the odd weeks i've gone two and three in the even weeks
i've gone three and two and week 10 is coming up so we're going to talk about that in a little bit
about that later um i'm gonna do some mailbag questions story as usual i didn't send any of
these to you that's right i will tell you i'll take three and two right now by the way in 107
i hate this week i don't like it either take it right now go ahead let's by the way we but in the
segment before you came on danny kelly and tom palisaro and i talked about second half surge
teams okay which is basically 500 or below right now who will make a run and go seven and two six
and two six and one seven and one down the stretch
we landed on houston for the afc and begrudgingly tampa in the nfc did you have anybody else
i don't think why begrudging with tampa tampa's good because they're in the nfc south and seven
and ten is probably going to win the nfc south that's the only reason you're right about that
that's a good point no i i don't have anybody else your stupid team can't be the second half
surge team right all of the nfc north is surging that's the craziest thing it's green bay surging
detroit surging minnesota poised to surge maybe it's a good point i don't know i don't know i don't
know maybe cousin sal will be surging hey apparently they got the rest of the kidney
stones out today just the word in the street so his penis might be surging his penis might
be surging again we'll say god thank god that's the second half i'm after mailbag questions as
always sent into bspodcast33 at gmail.com adam in texas had a question about the kirk cousins trade
he thinks the vikings had to do this because gta6 releases on november 19th and even if
kyler murray had come back it would have
wiped him out and uh and he said is kirk's favorite video game you think it's we bowling
what do you think it is i like this theory that they knew that they had basically a deadline with
kyler murray i think this is partly what happened i think they knew that they had a deadline with
kyler murray and it was about four weeks ago they were like holy shit he sucks yeah the deadline
expired well the kyler murray detractors weren't kidding yeah we it was an experiment and and it
failed and now it's time did you bet on the monday game or have any action on the vikings bills the
carson wins debacle carson wins i did what did i do oh i teased no i parlayed i parlayed the bills
money line yeah with the under under 45 and a half what a wonderful bet that was it was a good
one yes michael from nashville so i just did the air force one rewatchables oh awesome and air force
one at the end
when they take over they get everybody in the other plane and somebody says
this is now air force one and every the control room explodes michael from nashville said any
room i'm podcasting in bill should be referred to as bs1 so when i walk into the ringer nfl show
studio and shiel capadia yells the ringer nfl studio is now bs1 i'm gonna start doing this i
think it's a great suggestion right now i'm in bs1 but earlier when i was taping with tom and danny
i was in the sycamore studio it became bs1 i'm just gonna wherever i am as bs1 so i like this
who's gonna stop the podfather let's go diego and socal now now we're going he wants to know
from conspiracy bill is there any chance that tatum and brown beef is a manufactured feud
to get people talking about both of them and that they're both in on it conspiracy bill did
consider this for a split second my answer is no but i had to ask what your thoughts are
i mean i don't hate it
in the same way that i don't think there's genuine animosity between those guys uh i do think that
um jalen brown is is you know the he's carrying the laboring ore on this he's really stirring the
pot as hard as he can to keep it uh as a thing i'm not sure exactly what the motivation is
other than staying sort of top of headlines um from a basketball perspective like it's like an
influencer strategy almost how do i how do i get the how do i get the dialogue going in my comments
yeah and it's fine top of mind for him he's still there's still an extension out there for him that
that he wants and he's gonna have to play better basketball yeah he's gonna have to play better
basketball for that but it was phenomenal this week to see his harpist did you see his harpist
i did i love the harpist a plus work by by jalen brown he dropped the nugget that he has a weekly
harpist and then she made him a harpist and he made him a harpist and he made him a harpist and
she made an appearance in his uh whatever social media feeds and i'm a fan i really like jalen
brown i talked about this on tuesday night it it was clear that he just has nobody in his life to
bounce ideas off of good or bad because his strategy for handling the the tatum handshake
was just such a bad strategy yes it wouldn't have been one of my top 20 choices for how to
handle that i agree i agree the spinning the basketball was so lame and i just i think
i think he was i think these were a bunch of slights over the last five six years in boston
yeah leading to then the trade which obviously hurt his feelings and i think he's just carrying
it on instead of just being like you know what i'm in philly i have a chance to win the title
i'm playing for an extension i'm not going to think about these boston guys anymore but he
obviously can't let it go and i think it's gonna i think it's gonna taint the reception of when
he goes back to boston now yeah no i'm telling you i i think i think it's gonna taint it a tiny
bit they have to play the video right oh i know but he when the trade happened he had a hundred
percent approval rating in boston for what he did with the city and the fact that we won a title
with him all that stuff and he's just kind of acting like a dink like just he just stopped being
a dink he was kind of acting like a dink in advance of the trade i know it felt kind of defensible
um because they did try and trade him and he has been on the trading block multiple times over the
last you know half decade
and well but it goes back to what i said to you when it happened when he said this is yes my
favorite year of my career my favorite year of my career that started the slide from that moment on
you can't say that if like you disappeared from my podcast for a year because you had like health
issues or something and then as you're a month away from coming back where it's like house is
gonna be in the pot again i was like that was my favorite podcasting year of my career
you'd be like what the fuck
i'm right here
here why did you say that i would have enjoyed it i would have laughed i mean it'd been funny
it is funny uh it's just so strange it let let's though call it fairly the the the mass
whole media industrial complex certainly got in full effing rev they did you know scalabrini well
these he demanded all these things for oh really brian he those were his trade demands come on
buddy come on you know what it was though almost famous as the movie that did this the best from a
fictional standpoint of the relationship between billy crudup's character russell hammond and jason
lee's character the uh jeff bb the lead singer yes and russell was just a little higher than
jeff in the pecking order he was more popular the girls liked him more and then it all culminates
with the t-shirt when russell hammond's in the front of the t-shirt and they had that big fight
in the in the uh dressing room and russell hammond's trying to say
it's not a big deal and jeff bb's saying it is a big deal this t-shirt says everything and
the t-shirt made all that shit come out right yeah but it was basically this underlying thing
of jeff bb feeling like we're equals but the outside world doesn't see it this way you get
little perks that i don't get and it was just festering and then it blows up on the plane
right when the plane's about to crash they're screaming at each other yes yes jaylen was the
he was that the t-shirt says everything because tatum was always getting little perks and it was
little stupid shit like deuce getting a sick courtside why does he get the courtside tickets
you know why does he get announced last and that's sadly this is what this was that's fine
he felt like they were equals and nobody else did everybody else felt like tatum was slightly
better and and by the way he got four straight first team all mbas and after they won the title
he just unraveled it and it's too bad it makes me sad the resumes um and i do think that
that those perceived indignities were helpful fuel for quite a bit of jaylen brown's success
especially last year yeah yes yes i mean joe mizula and i i have no reason to think that he
doesn't you know should be sending kiss emojis to jaylen brown for what jaylen brown did for that
team like yeah he was
so vital to that 56 wins out of that that particular roster um it was remarkable and
it was proof of concept that mizula's ideas for effective regular season basketball are valid
it was an amazing job it was regular season basketball yeah we'll see your turn my turn
stuff didn't work as well everybody on the celtics side is happier i think the real problem
is i'm not sure jaylen's in the perfect situation yet philly situation's weird
you've been beat over here it's gonna take time lebron is you know one of the three most famous
players we've ever had in the history of the league maxi is the beloved sixer like he just
has to figure out where he's gonna fit in he was discombobulated on tuesday i talked about it
tuesday night he was trying too hard he was overwhelmed he didn't let the game come to him
he tried he did not it was bad um i don't like that it got to the point of the greeting on
tuesday night what do you mean he's not happy with it he's not happy with it he's not happy with it
i feel like when you've had real success with somebody like those guys did that shouldn't be
the outcome it just it just bums me out they'll get there the true conspiracy theory angle and
this is you know me tying everything to golf is that those two guys have like a deal with a
manufacturer and tay we've seen tatum play tatum's got a decent swing that they're both like they're
gonna both appear in some kind of video together where they're playing golf they've broken it all
buddies and they're playing whatever the manufacturer is and you know because all the
nba guys all they want to do is be youtube golfers now i mean you know you see uh uh
austin reeves out there obviously lebron and and everybody the one who's gonna be the guy's
gonna be bronnie bronnie is gonna be the one who's gonna be the lebron of youtube golf
a great athlete do you see that bronnie throwing uh baseballs he was throwing like 96
shocker yeah i'm excited for bronnie's next four years i don't think it's gonna be as good as sports
yeah he's breaking uh max has a question about he said uh he's an okc fan i think he said king's
thunder is sunday and he thought cool sga is gonna kill these guys i can skip that but then he thought
about how many shots acuff's been taking and he thought to himself oh wow it's sga versus fga
field goal attempts and then he wonders should that
be acuff's new nickname fga that's very strong it's strong i i'm gonna read this next email though
before i respond okay it's from gregory in san antonio he'd like to order a tall glass of shut
the fuck up juice for all the acuff detractors good handle difficult shots he makes looks for
the open man his best teammates the bonus is basically stop shooting his best offensive
outlet zach blaine his first team on bay i forgot you were out there doing everything he can in a
year to audition for the shanghai sharks um young teammates who will likely have for years or they're
injured or being totally mismanaged doug christie is a basketball terrorist with the minutes
rotations the lack of anything resembling an offensive or defensive philosophy if he was on
the jazz or nets would he being evaluated the same way so i watched the entire sacramento game the
other night after uh after the sultan game they lost at home and they were one in ten and acuff
was visibly dismayed near the end i think he had like 29
i really like acuff i can't say this strongly enough i think he's in the worst possible
situation other than being on new orleans which is the worst possible situation you look at the
guys he's playing with he's got nothing nobody that can really help him sabona seems completely
checked out but i think acuff's gonna be really good i haven't seen anything that makes me think
otherwise i just think he's in a bad situation so i vote no on fga i don't like that idea
yeah so that i was gonna ask you um if you want to vote no on fga i don't like that idea
you felt like that was a intended as a slight um because i will say this i think that he
is in kind of an extraordinary situation just to get some shots off yeah he gets to play against
every other team in the nba get a feel for how they're going to defend him he has carte blanche
to find his offensive game he is the focal point of the offense and there's no pressure whatsoever
and everybody said this king's team is a goddamn catastrophe yeah no expectation so he just gets
to go do his thing into his career and right right yeah i don't think that it's a that bad
of a situation for him it's not winning basketball and there's no signs of winning basketball in his
i know but i i worry about the if you could see it on the court with him the other night
where he seemed really really bummed not in like a i'm bummed how i'm playing or anything like that
like oh man and he said after the game he's like i hate losing i've never lost like this before i
don't i didn't even know what this felt like so i hope they don't welcome to the league kid well i
hope he doesn't get tainted by this you know like you can this can really break you to just get your
ass kicked especially like you're him you've been good your whole life right moment like he there's
videos of him from age 12 age 13 just lighting up like seventh grade aau so he's at every point of
his life he's succeeded now he's on this dumbass team yeah but that's true of nearly all the guys
in the nba they've all been my point is i think he cares there's some guys who are like i'm glad
i'm here i hope i get my stats i actually don't think he's like that i don't think he's i hope i
get my stats guy i think he's like how can we and then he's looking at zach levine sabonis is on red
finn looking at the red finn and memphis and wherever all right house get ready for this
question from ben from chapel hill
Uh-oh.
can you ask house is how this question starts out.
Oh,
it's exciting because you really don't know where it's going to go.
And somebody says,
can you ask house?
Can you ask house on the next mailbag?
What his order from Bojangles is.
Oh,
wow.
As an NC native,
it hurts me to hear him mention Popeye's and all of these great fast food
chicken restaurants without giving Bojangles the proper love.
If he tries the Supreme tenders dipped in a side cup of Bojangles sausage
gravy,
he won't think about Popeye's again.
And the ice cold sheer wine brings it all together.
That's from Ben.
Now,
first of all,
for Ben to think that you don't know about Bojangles and you don't have a
favorite Bojangles order,
obviously is a bad scouting report from Ben,
but I will give you the floor.
Yeah.
And I will say,
I think that I've been prolific with my praise for Bojangles.
My high.
In fact,
there was a tweet by our beloved Tate Frazier recently that I participated.
And I either responded to it.
I chimed in.
It's a Bojangles text thread.
Yeah.
Bojangles affinity.
I think it was in social media.
I'm pretty sure it was like a tweet or an X or an IG or something.
I don't remember where.
Yeah.
But yes,
my relationship with Bojangles goes back to the,
to the nineties.
I mean,
the problem with,
you know,
uh,
having it play as prominent a place in my life is that it's not here in
the DMV in the way that Popeye's is.
I,
but there's a,
but here either four and a half.
Now there,
there,
there is a Bojangles at the train station.
There's a Bojangles in Prince George's County.
I know where they are.
There's one in Virginia.
I know where all the Bojangles road trip.
Yes.
You have to road trip for it.
So what's your order?
Give us your,
well,
I mean,
it's my OG.
It's,
it's,
it's the breakfast biscuit with the,
with the chicken.
I mean,
and,
and it's because I really cut my teeth on Bojangles.
Uh,
when I was traveling up to New York quite a bit at that union station,
uh,
get,
go to Bojangles.
Get my breakfast order,
jump on the train and off I go.
So,
I mean,
you know,
there's always a four piece dark meat in my life as well.
When it comes to Bojangles,
it's gotta be dark meat,
but this,
this is the Supreme tenders and the sausage gravy.
Great.
And then innovation.
Uh,
what's the young man's name from Chapel Hill.
I just want to thank him from Chapel Hill.
Thank you,
Ben.
I'll,
I'll do it.
That's all.
That's that.
That'll be this weekend.
I'll take a picture of it and I'll put it,
uh,
somewhere prominent.
Do they have Bojangles in Augusta,
Georgia?
Definitely.
Yes.
A thousand percent.
Will that be one of our 19 bad eating decisions when we're at the masters this year?
Sounds like a great idea.
Let's get to Bojangles.
Let's let,
let that be our first meal.
In fact,
Dave Chang served Bojangles two years ago with caviar.
True story.
Bojangles.
I remember that.
It was delicious.
Yeah.
I'm incredible.
I'm having a tough time with Chang.
What do you mean?
What's wrong with Chang?
I was Chang's friend first.
And all of these people in my life have now stolen Chang's friendship.
That's untrue.
And I don't even get like a friendship tip.
This is untrue.
First it was Kimmel.
Kimmel didn't even know Chang.
And now Kimmel,
they like go fucking fish together.
And then now he's playing golf with Nathan.
They have pastimes that are not your pastimes.
He's my friend.
And by the way,
you know,
Jimmy is nothing if not a chef sniff.
He is.
He's a chef sniffer.
He's a chef sniffer.
He's been doing that for a long time.
He comes by it honestly.
I introduced him to Chang.
I understand.
It's outrageous.
I don't like it.
I don't like when my friends hang out without me.
I don't like when I have two separate friends hanging out without me.
It always hurts my feelings.
You were invited to that thing.
I just like to be invited.
You were invited to the thing.
Nathan says you were invited.
It's hurtful.
Dave Chang swung a right-handed golf club
with a left-handed golf club with right-handed and broke it.
Accidentally.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a good story.
I wish I'd seen video.
I knew that.
I'd like to know what he was under the influence of when that happened.
Brennan from Barrie, Ontario says,
when a player has such an awful game that leads to a terrible loss,
should they actually be treated like a mini serial murderer?
Maybe Christian Gonzalez will recover this Sunday,
but for this week, he should be Christian Emilio Gonzalez.
So when you say the serial killer's name with all three parts of their name.
I did this with Bernard Carmel Pollard after he injured Tom Brady.
I do like the three-name thing.
If somebody's completely murdered a team,
I'm not against it.
Calling him Christian Emilio Gonzalez this week.
After he got torched by Watson and Golden for three hours.
And we have an extension that hasn't kicked in.
He said it was just a bad week.
We'll see.
I mean, he's allowed to have a bad week.
Randy Morphy from Vancouver reminds me once upon a time,
I created the term warm, W-A-R-M.
To describe a team's jump from a terrible coach to a decent coach.
And I used it for Rod Marinelli in the mid-2000s.
That's when it was wins above Rod Marinelli.
Oh, very good.
Outstanding.
Whoever replaced him, it was like a plus five warm.
And then Raheem Morris showed up.
And I was like, well, he's an RM too.
This is great.
Now I have Rod Marinelli and Raheem Morris.
He wants to know, can we now change warm to wag, W-A-A-G and honor Baron Glenn?
For the next Jets coach next year.
And I say, no, I don't feel like warm.
We already have it with warm.
Well, not only that, what assurance is there that whoever replaces Aaron Glenn is going to be any better?
It's the fucking Jets.
All they do is hire terrible coaches, like terrible coach after terrible coach.
The best coach was Rex Ryan, who just ran over somebody's feet unnecessarily.
A lot of feet stuff.
The guy in his feet, always feet with him, this guy.
Does that mean we don't have to watch Rex Ryan on TV anymore?
Because I'm praying that's what it means.
I asked this question, honestly, on our thread.
Is he still on TV?
Is he on my question?
I don't watch ESPN Sunday morning.
I have so many other better things to do than watch pregame NFL football.
I don't know who these shows are for.
I mean, who knows?
I don't know who this show is for, but I don't know who these.
Great point.
I don't know who these pregame shows are for.
I don't know who those interviews are for when they sit down with the whoever for five minutes.
I don't know who the audience is for.
I literally don't.
Ask your dad.
I'll ask my dad.
I'll ask Dick House.
My dad definitely doesn't like that.
My dad is not watching ESPN before the football games either.
I had ESPN on the background when I was working yesterday and the NBA show was on.
Yeah.
And Malika Andrews interviewed Jalen Brunson and Carl Anthony Towns together.
Okay.
And she, at one point, goes,
give me one word for the following teams.
And she's like, Detroit.
And it was like resilient.
And I was just like, what's going on?
What is this, the match game?
And then they do quick.
She asked Cleveland and neither of them.
I guess it was kind of interesting because neither of them could come up with a word for Cleveland,
which was telling in itself because you knew Jalen Brunson would be like shitty.
Yeah.
Underachieving.
Yeah.
But can't wait to play them.
Is that four words?
Analytical winners.
I just don't understand.
Real life losers.
I don't understand anything anymore.
Peyton from OKC.
This is, I'll have to correct him in the first sentence here.
He said, recently, you've given the Larry Holmes moniker to athletes who are now believed to be
washed.
That wasn't me.
That was our guy Raheem.
That's Raheem.
Larry Holmes status.
It's from a rap rap song.
Yeah.
It's Raheem.
He wonders the opposite.
Should we start giving?
I'm giving players like Paul George, the George Foreman moniker.
Oh, wow.
When they're revived, a player who everyone, including myself, was out on now having a
career resurgence, somewhere to George Foreman, knocking out Michael Moore is Paul George.
Has he reached George Foreman status?
I like this.
It's a positive spin.
The guys who, who, you know, revive resuscitate back to the, the juvenation machine.
Yeah.
The rejuvenation.
Rejuvenated.
I like that.
George Foreman status.
Paul George, George Foreman status.
Yeah.
It's not terrible.
George has been great.
I can't believe how good he's been.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
11 games in.
Sure.
Our guys, Steph Curry.
Can I have the floor for a Steph Curry monologue for a second?
You, you got it.
I'm so sad.
I almost did an Instagram video about this today in the car.
I just don't understand why we can't have nice things.
This was, he's my favorite non Boston.
Athlete, right?
He's won jokers too.
He was rejuvenated on this worst team.
The ceiling had been removed, especially if there is a trade.
And now they have this Houston game yesterday.
And it's like, fuck Houston's going to be a tough matchup.
They have all these guys.
So he gets hurt in five minutes and now they're like, he's out for two weeks.
Could be as much as a month.
And it's like, what the fuck?
Like, I just talked myself into, we're going to go another round with Steph.
I thought this was over.
We have now we've.
Pulled him back out of storage and he's Steph again, and now he's hurt.
Yeah.
I don't want to be an asshole, but he's 39.
This was baked into how we thought this season was going to play out.
I mean, this is why there's some number of games he's going to miss because
he's the age that he is and you know, the emphasis is all on him.
It's a one man wrecking ball.
I mean, it was tremendous.
to have the emergence of the axle because it gave them another
Another interesting dynamic playmaker kind of thing.
With him and Pods, they might be able to steal two games out of the next five
and hang around a tiny bit.
Okay.
Good luck.
I also don't like abdominal.
We see this.
It sucks.
Happens in golf sometimes.
It sucks.
Hockey guys will get it sometime.
It always feels like this is a six-week injury.
For the movement that's required.
I mean, he's especially pissed because it means he can't even play golf.
He might be able to chip and putt a little bit,
but you can't take a swing with an abdominal issue.
It's a terrible Steph Curry day yesterday because not only that,
but he had to go on social media to defend his wife from Gilbert Arenas and Nick Young.
Well, see, now that I thought was an A+++++.
Oh, it was great by him.
I just like. Why did he have to do it?
I get that part.
It's like, why is anybody talking about Steph Curry. His wife?
Any of that shit.
It's Steph Curry.
He should be hands-off.
We all love Steph Curry.
Leave Steph Curry alone.
Yeah.
I don't want him to have to go on social media and defend himself.
Man, I was right.
So now I'm pivoting to Joker while Steph's gone.
Okay.
They won the other night.
Barely.
Cam Johnson was good.
Okay.
There might be a revival.
The problem is Aaron Gordon looks like he might be heading toward. Maybe not happening anymore for him.
You know, somebody asked us last week to update.
We thought about, you know, the Jizz Room All-Star Room.
And I sat down and started. And then. Oh, yeah.
I don't. Who'd you have in there?
I mean, Luca is in there for me.
But Steph Curry was in there for me, right?
Now he's not playing basketball.
I mean, I don't know if I can get to five guys.
I really like the way Luca's playing lately.
And I don't feel like he's. Getting caught up in the stupid ref shit as much.
Okay.
It feels like he's. You said something different a week ago on. No, it was two weeks ago.
All right.
Two weeks ago.
I feel like he's. I feel like. Especially on defense, like, he's getting steals and stuff.
Yeah.
I still don't know what the ceiling of that team is.
Because they have three guys I like.
And then 11, 10th man.
Yeah.
We'll see what kind of trade they make.
I still feel like they screwed up the. But it's been impressive.
And it's like a team that if they're hanging around with five minutes left,
you feel like they're going to win because they have Luca.
I bet at the beginning of the week,
a parlay of JJ Redick to win coach of the year.
Oh.
Along with the Vegas Raiders to miss the playoffs.
Just because I wanted to get it north of 10 to 1.
And I got that bet north of 10 to 1.
I like that one.
Beginning of the week.
Before the trade deadline.
So who else would be the NBA coach of the year?
I mean, I feel like Mike Inori, if Portland can win 45 games.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we'll win because the media would be like,
this guy got fucked by El Cheapo.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Andrew from North Idaho.
Let's send another Justin Herbert email.
He wants to know when we can stop riding the potential train
and start living in reality with Justin Herbert.
He said he's fully in Derek Carr territory.
Plenty of talent.
No real results.
A lot of apologists.
He's a lifelong Raiders fan.
A lot of excuses for Carr for years and years.
New coach.
Offensive coordinator.
Bottom 10.
Defense.
Josh McDaniels, et cetera, et cetera.
Reminds us Carr was an MVP candidate in 2016.
Then broke his ankle.
And eventually we all decided, oh, it's Derek Carr.
And we gave up.
And why aren't we there yet with Herbert?
It's a good question.
So Raheem this week called him Jeff George, which I quite loved.
Is Derek Carr was better than Jeff George or the same as Jeff George?
I don't know.
so there's,
I always make that joke about so-and-so is a problem when they run the bat,
like white chocolate was a problem is the best one.
50 years from now,
people think white chocolate was among the greatest point guards,
like basically him and Oscar Robertson.
Um,
but don't lie.
Jeff George is the ultimate Jeff George is the number one.
Jeff George was a problem of all.
There's one clip of like his just 10 Jeff George throws.
Well,
you can't believe how good his arm was.
I still think he might've had the best arm I've ever seen.
You know,
who agrees with you and who watched that?
You,
the,
the shithead moron,
Dan Snyder.
Good fucking riddance to that guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who watched those,
watch those,
those,
those 10 passes.
It was like,
I need to get this guy and ran Brad Johnson out of town.
Right.
To bring in Jeff George,
a bunch of teams got seduced by the arm,
but he couldn't figure out any other,
part of being quarterback.
He was fun to write about because it's a charisma position.
We're seeing this now with,
uh,
with my beloved UCLA football team undefeated about this.
Then Bob,
your beloved.
It's unbelievable.
I've watched every minute of UCLA football this year.
Um,
the starting quarterback got hurt.
Nico.
Yeah.
And the third stringer comes in.
Ty Ty Dyson back.
You're on,
you're on a first name basis with these kids.
So this kid,
uh,
he's like six,
six and he throws a good deep ball and he can move
around a little bit,
but really he's,
he's got like charisma and he carries himself.
Like he's probably even better than he is,
but he,
but his teammates,
you can see,
they respond to him.
They'll make a play and he's like this.
And it's just a reminder that that's the position.
This guy was the third string quarterback heading in this season.
They're nine and oh,
and the team feels like they can win with them.
I don't know if they can win with them.
When we get to like the playoffs and stuff like that,
but he feels like they can win with them.
And that's like 90% of being the quarterback.
I agree with that.
Am I following you?
Am I going to believe you?
Am I going to believe you in the huddle?
Do I believe you're scared?
And this kid,
we,
you know,
sometimes the balls will go,
you know,
he'll sail a pass over somebody's head.
It'll fuck up a screen pass,
but he believes in himself.
Yes.
And Jeff George was the opposite.
Yeah.
Well,
I think Jeff George,
Jeff George had a kind of swag for a minute.
He had a swag.
Like I don't really care what happens,
but check out,
I'm going to uncork a couple of awesome passes today.
That's the way it ended up.
He was kind of like the dude as the quarterback,
you know,
the dude from what?
Yeah,
he was the movie.
Yeah.
He looked like he just came out of somebody's attic.
That's right.
Yeah.
You know,
who,
who is the opposite of that?
The diametric opposite.
Oh,
you beat me to it.
You know,
the punchline already.
God damn it.
You and me,
we're always on the same wavelength.
One drive in the opposite of what I described,
but,
I'm stunned.
He's still in the league.
He was so horrific for Washington.
I know that should have been the end right then and there.
Jeremy Alva wants to know if Madison beer is the real life memo Paris from
the natural,
the Kim Basinger character and,
um,
whether if,
if they break up,
whether he would get revived.
I don't think that's the issue.
No,
here's a good one.
Eli wants to know what athlete in the history of your life.
Would you like to give a do over for their career?
Oh man.
He dominates Bill Walton.
Okay.
It's definitely on my list.
Crazy.
Who's your number one do over guy,
Brandon Roy.
I know it's crazy.
I mean,
I just,
I think of him,
him and Derek Rose are kind of like,
you know,
Rose is a good one too.
Tied right,
right away.
Like always on the tip of my tongue.
God,
you just,
if,
if,
if we could have seen 18 years of uninterrupted play out of what those guys,
what would the ceilings have been?
I mean,
I,
I,
I,
I,
I,
I would have been,
yeah,
Brandon Roy is 15 years.
I feel like his knees were semi shot when he came into the NBA,
but when he arrived,
he had such a nice,
I just,
that has like a Hesi crossover.
I feel like he almost like invented it.
Yeah.
Um,
Bill Walton's probably in my top three for this.
Sure.
It makes a ton of sense.
Honestly,
I think Bo Jackson's my number one.
Okay.
Very fair.
Cause,
I just think that the circumstances for him just to get injured,
it's almost like LeBron where there's certain guys that were like,
that guy's never getting injured.
I actually feel like he was like that.
And the way that he got injured was the dumbest possible way,
right?
He's running,
he's breaking away.
Somebody is pulling him from behind.
Everyone else goes down and Bo Jackson was superhuman and is trying to fight it off.
And his leg basically goes backwards and blows his hip out.
But I feel like there's this alternate universe where he plays football and baseball for like,
10 years.
The only gentle pushback is that his highs were so high.
Yeah.
He made such an impression on us in both sports,
um,
that it's forever legend.
He created a,
a legend that,
that will never be diminished.
We,
I mean,
yes,
there is a,
what if,
but the,
the highs were so incredibly high.
Yeah.
Uh,
that,
you know,
I,
I'm fine with living.
I've had proper career in both sports,
but we got to see it.
We got to see,
we got a glimpse.
We got to see it.
Walton was a tough one because Walton would have been the best player in the league for
10 years.
Mm.
Basically until bird,
magic,
MJ,
the,
all those guys like,
you know,
from basically late seventies,
early eighties,
he just would have been the best guy in the league.
And we,
we only got it for half a year,
basically.
Greg Oden count or not?
No.
Cause I think body wise,
I don't,
it wasn't good enough.
I mean,
that never gets mentioned is David Thompson because he was basically MJ before
for MJ, but the cocaine thing happened.
There's some cocaine guys like Bernard
King was another one. Wonderful.
There's some dudes out there that
man, you know, you go,
my dumbest, most obscure one
is Dee Brown.
What? Yeah.
What's the what if with Dee Brown?
I just think we played the, it was the
worst sequence of events
for the start of a career and then he couldn't
bounce back from it. Like he had
the wrong coach. He was being used
incorrectly and he got hurt
in his first and second seasons. And I still
think there's this alternate universe where he
would have been fucking awesome.
I'm just telling you from going to the games. I feel like
we got the most out of Dee Brown.
I've never seen a guard jump like him ever.
He won the dunk contest.
He got to be part of the marketing
campaign with Reebok where you press the pump
down. Listen, I'm not, I'm not saying I'm
going to fight to the death on this one.
I'm just saying it's my dumbest, most obscure one
or I'm like, man, I just wish
we could have done that career over again. I think
there was more there. All right.
You must have had a guy like that where it's like, oh, there
must have been more with this. I mean,
hot plate Williams for sure. That's
a good one. Hot plate Williams was good.
He was really good. Bernard's
one. Bernard probably would have had, Bernard
probably would have been Kevin Durant for that
era. If we didn't
have the cocaine stuff
combined with all the science
and, you know, I heard his knee,
everything went wrong.
This is a good
one from Jason. He's
a lifelong Dolphins fan.
He wants to know if the fish are going to break
the record for most games. Bill
puts them in the poopfecta category
in the guest alliance.
Can you get someone on your team to figure this
out? We love our perfect
season of 17 and 0
in 1972, but maybe
we can also be 17 and 0 in the poopfecta.
So I looked this up
all nine weeks, all
10 weeks so far, they've been poopfecta.
They had a bye week, but they've been poopfecta
every week. I didn't even realize I was putting them
in there. I looked at the
schedule. I think it's going to happen.
Yeah. So I was wondering
is like Malik Willis going to be popping
champagne every year when somebody's
somebody
lose their poopfecta streak? No, he
can't pop champagne. He gets to pop
dude wipes. If it's
the poopfecta, you don't get champagne
for that. He pops
revenge water. Yeah, you get the enema
juice. Great job. Congrats
Dolphins.
Really interesting one from Brian B.
Everyone's trying to
figure out why injuries are all up all
over the NBA. Why is nobody
talking about the tiny bench chairs?
NBA teams
obsess over every single detail of
player health and load management. And then they
put these gigantic superhumans and Todd
their size chairs in the bench.
They sit in these chairs, cram shoulder
shoulder for 20 minutes straight,
occasionally doing the fake little jog to
get loose during TV timeouts. Then they
come in and play an insane pace.
Of course, they're pulling their hamstrings.
I have noticed this during
these games. These guys are all like
because we have too many
assistant coaches and too many players.
So gentle
pushback. Okay. It's
tight. There's no question that the seats
are up against each other. But
now there are two rows.
Most of the assistant coaches are in the second
row. I think it's universal
that there's two rows. There are
a couple assistants
in the main row, though. Yes,
for sure. Second,
if you physically lay
eyes on the seats without human beings
in them, they are
properly sized for the guys. They have giant
cushion things. They
are not the seats that you
sit in. If you get to a game early
enough and you get down there low
enough to see courtside, you will
see. Well, no, no, no. I'm saying
and you didn't just sit
courtside. I did.
That's true. Cuban innovated this
right. Cuban was the one that was way ahead
of the curve with the league. Like, why are these
guys sitting in these tiny seats? I
think across the league,
the seats are properly sized.
They are jammed in all up
against one another, but they also
do. You see guys going
around the corner to the
baseline with they need to stretch up. They need
extra time to lay down. Yeah, they are
doing that. So there
is it's not as like,
oh, this is a complete
disagree with brand B. It's just not
as inefficient as you might. I mean, there's
no doubt that sitting tight like that
for some period of time has to have some
kind of role. So over
time, you think Cuban
innovated the
bigger chairs on the bench,
nicer locker rooms.
Yes, and he definitely did
and selling your team to
somebody from Las Vegas who claimed that
you're going to continue to run it with the promise
through and then immediately took it
from you. Those are the innovations
and yeah, you're still going to run it.
Yeah. Wait, can you sign here?
No, you're still going to run it. It's going to be great.
Well, it led to the league fixing
the draft for Dallas. So
it all worked out for Dallas
Turner from rally
disagreed. I had Aaron Glenn on the
Mount Rushmore of terrible 21st century
coaches and he said,
well, he hasn't had open altercations
with any of his players yet, which
is cannot be said about Bobby Petrino
Urban Meyer, Josh McDaniels or buddy
Ryan. And while he's laughably
incompetent, how can you top
Bill Callahan? Yep.
His son, the other
Callahan, Adam Gase,
Mike Singletary, Brandon Staley,
Nate Hackett, or
even Matt Eberflus.
I guess we'll see how long Glenn stays on.
He can certainly climb his way up. These are good
points. Yeah, that's sometimes
we forget how many really truly horrible
I already forgot about Nate Hackett.
Somebody
brought him up to you. That guy coached a team.
You and Cousin Salah, he came up
in a conversation. I've heard his
name out of your mouth recently.
Mike Singletary was incredible. I love
that one was great.
The older Callahan doesn't include
doesn't doesn't deserve to be lumped in with
the younger Callahan. Younger Callahan
under no circumstances. Yeah, the younger
Callahan had no business. The
art shell comeback season was great
on the Raiders in 06
or 07. That was one of my favorites
betting. I mean, it was the money line
parlays that we made money on betting against
that really was wonderful.
Brandon from Lynchburg. He
said, I'm 43 years old.
The ridiculous movie eight millimeter
has been in my life since it's been released.
In 1999. Now
for some reason on Tubi, it's spelled out
as eight mm and eight
millimeter, all the letters and all caps
right next to each other as if
no one on the planet could possibly figure out what
the original eight mm actually meant.
Did the entirety of eight millimeter
need to be completely spelled out? Will this
bring new viewers? More
importantly, I hope the potential of new viewers
will recognize the machine.
Love your work. It
had me thinking, could we use this anywhere else?
Could you say, Hey, Jerry Jones, I love
your work. Thanks for being so consistent for
30 years. Uh, he's just
glad to have eight millimeter back in his life.
I read this question because I just want to remind
people eight millimeters on Tubi.
One of the great movies
of the last 30 years for cable
great define
great. There's
a 40 minute stretch of eight millimeter
that might be the best 40 minutes of my life.
It's very uncomfortable when
he, right when he meets Joaquin Phoenix,
we're just off on a ride for 40
minutes. It is very uncomfortable. That
movie. It's really good. It's not
a great airplane movie.
It's not a family movie, not a family movie,
not one to watch with your girlfriend's
dad
having an, I'm not, I mean, what age do
I let my, I have the 16 year old.
We're not there yet. You might be
close.
Patrick from San Antonio
just basically wants to know if he's
going to be the first player. Never get his number
retired. Who's like a top 40
player by any
team. Phenomenal.
People made this case with KD
to who's going to be the KD
team. He's already paving the way for
okay. See the way we're back. You can feel
it. This is, I
do want to do the forensics on this. Has
Shaq's number been retired anywhere?
I thought the Lakers retired it.
I don't, if they haven't, they should.
It's a genuine question. Yeah. I
when top 40 is a
lot of guys. Yeah. Has
every one of those guys had their number
retired? That's a lot of numbers.
Oscar Robertson, I don't know.
Is Shaq Slaker jersey retired?
Yes.
Okay.
Oscar Robertson, I'm not sure
because he played for Cincinnati
and then they moved to Sacramento
and I don't know if that's up there.
And the crazy thing to me
is the Clippers have no retired numbers.
Like not one.
Like going back to Buffalo in the 70s.
Even if you said, you know what?
We've retired Bob McAdoo's number.
It would be Bob McAdoo.
It's either Bob McAdoo or Chris Paul.
Those are your choices.
Oh.
Gahal says Lakers Heat and Magic have retired Shaq.
Beloved.
Look at that.
Shaq's beloved.
Magic's a tough one.
He played there four years.
They pushed him out.
I don't know if that's a retired number situation.
But yeah, I think it'll be Toronto for Kawhi.
Okay.
Because he won the title there
and he played a game and a half there this year.
That's it.
That's all.
That'll be enough.
But KD will be interesting.
Sonny did some research on Joe Burrow versus Dan Marino.
Okay.
Through 85 games, 23,196 yards for Burrow,
23,257 for Marino.
Awesome.
195 touchdowns to 194.
One Super Bowl appearance,
five and two postseason for Burrow,
three and three for Marino.
But the numbers were close.
- That's awesome.
- I enjoyed it.
We were there.
for both. Marino was one of the best quarterbacks
I've ever seen. I have Marino above Burrow.
Sure, that's fine. You agree
with that? Who did you have? Marino
Elway.
Oh,
well,
my whole life would have been Marino, but then
Elway, because he got
the back-to-backs.
It's tough. I always thought that was a tough one
because Elway had a bunch of years
in a row where they just weren't good, but
same kind of for Marino. I always thought
going against them,
I was just terrified
of Marino. Elway
though, the running the football,
you forget what a horse
he was. Patrick
from Rockford wants to point out
that the image Fox uses in their broadcast
for Daniel Jones looks like a picture of a serial
killer with a woman tied to his table in
a basement. I'm going to check that out next
time. I didn't notice. What's his middle name?
Daniel Michael Jones?
I mean, I just made
that up. Derek from Brooklyn, New York
summoned conspiracy bill.
He thinks the NFL paid OJ Simpson's
family estate a massive amount of money
to not donate his brain to science
to see if it had CTE.
That's his number one conspiracy theory.
And if that was true and it became
public, would that be a scandal?
Is his next question. I don't think it would
be as big of a scandal as
Jensen Huang
having an affair with the Chinese spy
and then multiple other people.
I didn't get a chance
to put it into any of the threads yet.
So the
Paramore is
married. Yes. And the
guy, her husband.
Yeah, that was the Wall Street Journal reported that.
What a cuck.
Incredible cuck work.
Financial cuck. Amazing.
Yeah. Great job
by that guy. And by the way, wait
till you see the picture. Yeah.
It's the cuckiest of all cucks.
What?
I mean, what a story.
I gotta say,
there's some. Yeah, go ahead.
Think about doing a segment on it on the pod.
It's not usually what we do here on the BS
pod, but I gotta
be honest. I've read like hours and hours
of the material on it. It's
incredible. It's an incredible story.
It's the first story in a while that's
so clearly a movie. Yes.
Right. I just know
this will be a movie. I'm sure it'll be a shitty
eight episode series too,
but it's clearly a movie.
I'm in. I'm ready now.
Don't wait. Rush.
It's a true crime. It's ready.
Somebody get going. Have you heard
the theory that maybe
he knew all along
and he was actually
doing this because he was giving
the Chinese like bad
information or like trying.
It's also. It's a conspiracy theory.
Yeah, he's like he's
he's re-agenting the agent thing.
He's a patriot. Yeah.
He was. He's an all-time American
patriot. That would be my defense. Be like, I knew
the whole time. I was just trying to fuck them up.
I sent them shitty technology.
Yeah. To hold them back.
It's one of the craziest stories of all time.
That would be great. I'm rooting for that.
I want that angle. Ben Thompson
has done a good job writing about it, but he had a piece
on Monday where he's like, hey, this
guy's done a lot of good.
We can't like push him out yet.
And then Tuesday it was like some more stories came
out.
Yeah. I'm sure there'll be more
stories from the more stories. No doubt.
I just was so blown away by
the cook. These guys hit a certain
point where they're just like,
yeah, I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna get it on. I'm just
gonna have my black car. You meet in your
black car. My security guard will
escort you five minutes after me and
let's get down to business. Well, unless
they're Bob Kraft, who
goes to a
type to a strip mall.
Bob Kraft has joint.
You know, he likes
he likes Bob more normal
experience. Can never forgive that.
The only thing with
with with the NVIDIA guy
is
just don't be married. It's fine.
Like do with an amicable
parting. Yeah. With your
beloved spouse and the mother
of your children. Have it be
and then live whatever life
you want. Try not to
go to fall for a spy.
Try to avoid that. But otherwise
that would be part of my advice would be don't
fall for a spy. Try not to fall
for a spy and try not to fuck your
employees. Those are the two. Those would be
my guardrails. You know, that might be
my suggestion. And also maybe watch more
more dramas on
streaming channels because this is the
first episode of 14 different
shows I've seen over the last five years.
It's like, oh, wow, this guy, this lady
she's sleeping with is actually waiting for
him to fall asleep and then put
her put his phone and got the FaceTime
and then went in and started sending stuff.
It's like literally the first episode
of the Americans, isn't it? Yeah.
I think there's 14 different shows that
have done this. Jetson
Wong, which just went right in.
Great job. I mean, terrible
job, but great job. Terrible and great
job. Well, we'll see where this goes. It could
it could end society as we know it
could be the end game for this.
I'm rooting against that. I'm knocking on wood.
I have a generator
in my podcast studio that when
AI kills all the power in all of our
houses, we'll still be able to pod.
That sounds BS1.
Yeah, BS1. I gotta get you a
generator too so we can still pod. Give it a name.
Let's give the generator a name.
Some sad
news from Heath in Portland.
He regrets to inform us
the sea has reclaimed Scoot Henderson
Island. He got
out on the last lifeboat.
It's completely underwater
and
insurance is not
supporting any claims. They're not stepping up.
And it's just, there's no sign
of it. You can't even see it on Google Earth anymore.
It's a hurricane.
I'm still not giving up. I don't care.
He can say what he wants.
Have you given up?
No, no, it's way too early in his career.
He's what, what are we?
There's a whole George Foreman chapter
out there for him. The thing is, he's
on the right team, even if he's coming up the
bench, because all they want to do is go downhill,
downhill, downhill with their perimeter
guys. Downhill, downhill, downhill,
which he can do. The other part
of it. And again,
I'm not rooting for any injuries
to anybody, but at some point it will
make sense for Portland, even if Dame
you know, just has
some kind of two weeks off. Yeah.
Take some time off because
this, this Portland team looks
legit.
Justin
and a few other readers or listeners
actually have, have
corrected me for some reason.
I thought flag in year two is a year younger
than LeBron in year two.
And because I'm an idiot, I got it wrong.
They were the same age, same age, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't remember you getting that wrong, but
well, I did. Okay. You got it wrong.
And LeBron in
year two was really,
really impressive.
Incredible. And I was talking
to somebody about comparing flag year
two versus LeBron year two.
And we'll see with flag if he can
last the whole season, you know,
but LeBron stats were good and LeBron
passed the eye test. I remember writing about
him in my MVP column. It felt like
him and Wade. It felt like we really had something
special with those two guys.
I think he's a lot
more raw than flag. He
was a lot more raw in year
two than what I'm
seeing from flag. And I think that's the difference.
The stats are around the same.
What's been shocking about flag is
he just seems like he's 27 already.
We were watching LeBron in year two and we were like,
man, when this guy
knew it was like four years from now
when he's stronger and we were, oh, we
were talking about the ceiling. I
watched flag flag has like seven
spots on the floor already that
he's like, I'm going to go get a basket over here.
I'm going to, I'm going to go to my Tim Duncan post
up spot. I'm just going to beat this
guy off the dribble and go this way. I'm going to just
shoot a pull up. He
just has an older
game already. I don't really understand it.
Well, I don't disagree with any aspect of
that. The one thing for sure
that we were convinced of
with LeBron in that second year
was a such
a unique basketball IQ.
He was seeing the floor
and I think that's what you're observing
with flag. The thing with flag
that is an
eye opener of like, you
know, giant cartoon eyeballs
popping out of the head
is a mid range game
that just appeared out of nowhere.
It feels like how about when he goes
to the left block and
they clear space for him and he can either
shoot that little face up
or he can bang off the guy or he can just
beat him off the dribble. Like, I don't understand how
he has all these moves already. These
are like year four, year five, year six.
You're right on LeBron, but that we
were always when we're watching LeBron, we're like,
there's going to be a moment when he's
when he puts all this together in a
playoff game and we're going to know what happens.
And then it happened with the Detroit game when he had the
48. Yes. It was like, oh, he figured
it out. But you're right with the hoops IQ. By
the way, Doc, Doc was on my pod last
week talking about Giannis. Yeah,
it started like a three day news cycle.
Sure did. But he said that one
thing he was, he mentioned the
the IQ part with Giannis's
basketball game. And
anytime you use the word IQ, it sounds like you're
saying somebody's dumb. That wasn't
when he, he didn't mean that. And I know
he apologized to Giannis about it, but he's
talking more about what we saw
with LeBron in year two, where it was like,
Jesus Christ, this guy sees the court like
a chessboard already. And I don't
think anyone would ever say Giannis is
like that when he plays basketball. Giannis is
brute force speed.
He's a better passer
than I think maybe we ever thought he was going
to be in the younger part of his career. But
he you're talking
real hoops IQ, like you're talking
LeBron. And I think flag might have it
too. Could be.
Could be.
a couple more really fast then we'll do picks james france from phoenix i'm a sons and cardinals
fan so i've been depressing eating all of my kids candy you've done this i almost sent you a picture
last night and he says you know what the candy tastes like shit i think regular size non-halloween
store candy tastes the same as it always has but i think they're this conspiracy bill think they're
mass producing shittier candy for halloween so they have like their a-game candy and their b-game
candy and when they know we need to buy halloween candy they make worse candy i don't i can't do
that he also says if we trade booker i'm killing myself don't kill yourself james france i don't
think that i think the candy tastes shitty because he's eating it for shitty reasons while he's
watching his shitty teams it's all shitty teams it's a better mood yeah and felt better so last
night i almost took a picture because i was watching
the clueless washington wizards against the indiana pacers a pacers team with you know
two legit starters nba starters right and in washington rotation after rotation not getting
to the open guy on on on defense open shots for the pacers in the fourth quarter and i'm eating
the halloween fucking candy and i will tell you i mean the reason is peter
buttercup is still phenomenal like you know a plus the twix are still outstanding uh i'm worried
about this this guy might not be eating the right candy right now you know what i've been eating
because my wife brought the big bars i've been eating the hershey's with the almonds like the
it's the smaller big bar candy bar i think it might be number one for me right now
well i mean that's simple yeah i get it that's right yeah just i mean
nobody would say oh put it in the rankings no no i'm just saying for me right now you're on a
nice run with it yeah you know what i had a couple of and then i went back and had a couple more i
really should have taken a picture butterfinger butterfinger is not always in my life yeah it's
it's a it's a once a year thing but i appreciated it it hit the mark as washington went down by 14
points to the pacers it's not great what's going on and the trey young contract which i hated when
like you were in a hostage negotiation and he's just i didn't like they're paying him 50 million
a year i don't think he's worth 30 i mean you have the john temer in new orleans who isn't worth
i would say 10 million dollars at this point but the trey thing it's a bummer i don't know how you
get out of it the if i do poorly in ringer 107 picks tonight it's because i spent
six and a half years on the ringer 107 picks i don't know how you get out of it
seven hours doing nba salary cap maneuverability to try to see how to trade them
it the price for anthony davis is you have to take trey young if you want anthony davis at that point
already you have to take trey young wow well i i mean there's no other way out of it now there is
there's new orleans or sacramento no there's new orleans
you
you'd have to take the john temer back but at least it's a shorter contract take back one of
their other things and just done say less and then we could see trey young play with fears
that'll be fun for fears i just the problem with trey young i've been saying this for three years
he's he thinks he's steph curry in the mid-2010s and none of his shots go in you know on top of
getting hunted on defense but his shots don't go in no one in his life says to him
if you ever shoot a one-legged three-pointer again you're never you can't play basketball
anymore right you have to retire from the sport the people in my life crazier and i'm telling you
my phone lights the fuck up every time he tries a one-legged three-pointer it's just like so would
you say the consensus with your friend group who loves wizards basketball is that trey young has
not been a popular wizard so far would that be the uh
he's still got a ways to go it's it's early it's early 12 games in would you like 20 let's get to
20 games let's get to 20 and then we can take stock so he doesn't have to is there anybody that
has to eat a big fat dick today it's not the trey young trade no no no no no i'm not i'm that's not
that's not appropriate van tried to take your corner van van lathan van lathan on the college
football tailgate told the levitard crew to suck it to suck a dick and it was like a cousin of your
thing he did why did he tell them to suck a dick because they they did some video from they ran
they talked about some video on the show that they manipulated and then took a couple shots
and ben didn't like it he doesn't play with that well i mean billy gill beloved billy gill i know
formerly a very popular ringer employee formerly of that show did call out you know miami people so
that's his thing he's always been doing though he doesn't like the university of miami right
suck a now he didn't say suck a fat dick just suck a dick he just gave us suck a dick
well you know and guess what it's i here's my statement on behalf of the ringer we fully
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it was it was i wouldn't get on the wrong side
and zazloff who's the other guy zazloff no idea there's some other guys they don't have
stu gotts anymore they're falling out with stu gotts so zazloff you're making names up
it doesn't matter yeah and this other i would not get on van's wrong side
under any circumstances i fully recommend against that last question from dove
we're four years into the nba mid-season cup and i still don't know how the rules work
i don't know who i'm supposed to care about who wins i don't
know who's going to win i don't know who's going to be able to catch the games with
the garish colored courts because they're hard on my eyes what is all this accomplishing
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And, um, it's already a known fact that I'm going to go three and two.
Yeah.
Cause that's what I do on even weeks.
I hope to tie you three.
I have the first pick this week.
Yes.
I just have to find my, uh, I think.
Okay.
So the favorites can, you've been talking about this sun ringer wise guys, the favorites
have kicked ass.
Yeah.
Last week, they basically, we only had the Packers were the only underdog that won.
And then I think the favorites are 11 and three.
I'm going with a group plan for what I'm doing this week.
Okay.
Home dogs.
Yeah.
I'm just going across the board.
Those are going to be all my picks.
Okay.
And my first one is going to be the Cowboys plus four and a half at home against the 49ers.
We talked about them earlier in the show.
I feel like there's a little more there with the Cowboys.
I know.
I can't believe it.
Well, I know that, I know, uh, Pellicero said earlier that he,
you know, the Cowboys are better than the Cowboys.
I think the Cowboys are better than the Cowboys, but the Cowboys are better than the Cowboys.
I think the Cowboys are better than the Cowboys.
And my case that I made earlier.
And when I was talking to those guys was, I think Dallas just rises and falls to the
level of whoever they're playing.
Okay.
So you're playing Arizona with, with Brissette and Gardner Minshew.
You fall to that level.
You're playing the shitty Colts.
Now I'm playing the Niners in a game with good announcers.
I'm going to rise up to the Niners level.
I think they're going to be able to move the ball on them.
I love the plus four and a half is magical because even if I'm down 10 with two minutes
left, I might get a cheap touchdown.
I also think they can win the game outright.
I don't think the 49ers defense has been, um, that impressive the last few weeks still
feels like there's injuries.
The 49ers traded for Keenan Allen because they're so worried about their receivers.
And, uh, I just feel like the Cowboys are just when I thought I was out, you pulled
me back in team for their fan base.
And right.
Now the fan base is like bordering on being out.
They'll get back in.
This feels like a three point game to me.
I'm taking the points.
Cowboys plus four and a half.
You like this.
That's very courageous of you.
I absolutely hate it.
It's Dallas.
I can't under any circumstances endorse getting involved with a, with a Dallas game.
Okay.
They're there.
That's a clown operation.
They, they invent ways to, to not cover.
Well, they're one of my home dogs.
Crazy shit.
I, what you're doing is very sound.
And, and across the board, it's a sharp play to grab the four and a half with Dallas.
I just can't have anything to do with Dallas.
Like that means you have to watch some of that game and have a rooting interest in it.
They do the dumbest shit possible.
I can't wait to be mad at them on Sunday.
I'm going to have a great time.
Wait till they get to 15 penalties.
Wait till the 15th penalty.
I mean, part of the thing for me that, that also, um, gives me tiny pause is if, if San
Francisco can.
Get any kind of pressure up front.
Um, then that, that, that's, you know, Dak's not great under pressure.
Dallas had 500 plus yards last week against the Colts and barely one.
And at one point it seemed like they might lose.
It's, it's impossible what they're doing.
I just think this is the point of the season where dumb shit starts happening.
It's fine.
And there's going to be a couple of teams that are at a, are we in this or not moment?
And I think the Cowboys will throw a couple of haymakers at the 49ers.
The 49ers.
The 49ers are kind of due for a dumb game.
Yeah.
I don't know when that happens for them.
I don't have the guts.
Well, it happened.
They lost to Atlanta in Atlanta.
That was a few weeks ago though.
Right?
Yeah.
Within with right before they're by.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, they can lose to Dallas.
Oh yeah.
There's no question about it.
That was three weeks ago.
I thought the Seattle one was a little suspect.
Well, it was a road game in Seattle.
Yes.
It was suspect.
It's just, you have to beat Seattle.
It's a fucking hard game.
They killed Vegas last week.
But Vegas turned.
They turned the ball over five times in some of the stupidest ways possible.
Twice inside the five yard, like twice in the red zone.
I think the Cowboys can hang.
That's my first pick.
What do you got?
I'm not, I'm not against it.
You are against it.
Well, I'm just against the idea of betting, having a bet involving Dallas.
I just wouldn't recommend it.
They're one of my home dogs.
I'm riding the home dogs.
I understand.
What do you got?
I get it.
It is hilarious.
I am taking road favorites.
Great.
Exactly the way that you're taking.
We're diametrically opposed.
Sounds awesome.
I love it.
It's very hilarious.
I am taking the Houston Texans, of course.
Laying the four and a half in Cleveland.
And this is entirely based on the idea that Deshaun Watson is playing this week.
He's going to play quarterback and he is a train wreck under pressure.
The way that they have, you know, survived on offense is by him escaping pressure and
pulling shit out of his butt and, you know, into these games where they remain somewhat
close.
Are you talking about the dumb sacks he takes every game?
Wait till you see how many we're talking about a Texans defense.
They came out of there by and immediately laid eight sacks on Justin Herbert with a highly
suspect offensive line.
Well, this offensive line for the Browns is better.
Okay.
It's better than what the Chargers have.
But the Browns have only played two defenses that are in the top third of the league in
pressure rate.
And they lost both of those games.
They lost to the.
Jets and they lost to the Jaguars.
Both of those teams were able to bring some pressure up against this Cleveland line and
against Deshaun Watson and make them uncomfortable.
And they won those games.
I mean, the Jags beat the crap out of them and the Jets beat the Cleveland by five.
So I just think that the Texans, if you believe what we think, and you talked about it with
Danny Kelly and Pellicero, we already have the Texans circled.
This is there are no more games that they can, you know, go for.
Fuck around and find out they need to go win the other side of the ball.
If the weather is OK, I just, you know, there is some weather forecasted with.
That's why I stayed away from this and rain kind of stuff.
It might be windy and shitty, which really makes me nervous for a team that can't run
the ball.
Stroud under those circumstances has historically been bad.
Also, Cleveland has won dumb games over and over and over again this season.
That's why I stayed away.
Yeah.
So I but look at the way that that receiver room.
For.
For Houston, so many receiver rooms in the entire NFL are absolutely bereft of anything.
They have too many guys.
Yeah, I mean, Hutchinson and Booty are like your fourth and fifth choices because
Tank Dell is out catching touchdowns again.
And Stroud's playing great.
We talked about this earlier.
It's a great case.
I worry about the weather.
It scared me.
Understood.
I get it.
My next one.
Falcons Chiefs.
My next home dog.
Falcons are.
Plus three and a half.
I just like the Falcons in Atlanta in general.
Yep.
Falcons beat San Francisco.
As you mentioned a couple weeks ago, they haven't had a lot of home games.
I'm looking this up now because they played a game.
They played a overseas game.
They beat San Francisco at home in week seven.
Last week or two weeks ago, last week, they lost to Cincinnati.
That was the international.
That was the international game.
Yeah, right.
That was, that was the one that was in Madrid or one of those, right?
One of those.
So coming back from that, which makes me nervous, but in general, like they played Chicago tough
at home, played Baltimore tough at home.
Um, but they, I don't, I don't know.
I would say they played Chicago tough at home.
Chicago was up 21, nothing before like five minutes or whatever.
Um, yeah, sure.
But then you throw away Carolina week two.
Cause that was two.
Uh, but I don't know.
I just liked them at home a couple of times a year where Bijan gets going.
Drake London gets going.
Penix, who's the ultimate hit or miss guy, but inside, I don't have to worry about weather
with him.
And man, I thought Casey got so lucky in that Jets game.
They were dying to lose that Jets game for two hours.
They were dying.
Dying to lose it.
I don't know.
Dying to lose it.
And all of a sudden they had the lead and then I got, all right, fine.
You're going to give this to us.
They take it.
Uh, but I think Atlanta can hang around them.
I like that.
Three and a half.
I like the hook.
I like the hook too.
I like it.
I don't, I don't, I'm not going to play it cause I, that's another team.
I just don't want to have anything to do with like which version of Atlanta, you know, has
decided to show up.
The defense is so bad.
It's such a bad defense.
What's weird is their DVOA, their 10th, but that has something to do with some of the
people they've played.
Yeah.
But by the way, is my home's going to be healthy for this?
That's there.
There you go.
I mean, that, that's part of the handicap.
You know, they'll make, you know, the chiefs will miss one field goal, right?
That's happening.
Yes, that's right.
Butker, it's in his contract now.
And for sure, my home state, they're not throwing the ball down the field.
His average depth of target is, uh, by far the lowest in his career.
And also seems by design, Kenneth Walker should have a good rushing day though.
And yeah, but that might help the idea of keeping this, you know, sort of close because
the clock gets eaten up and then the hook becomes really valuable three and a half.
So also NFC South.
Oh, that team's done cross them up.
Oh, they're back.
This is an up there back week.
Yeah.
All right.
Your second one.
Have to lay the nine and a half with the Rams at Arizona.
Okay.
Have to do it.
Don't have a choice.
Carson.
It's Carson Beck.
It's miles Garrett and, and Errol Donald playing against, uh, an Arizona offensive line that
is already like two third stringers and, and guy practice squad and whatever.
It's just not, we don't need to spend a ton of time.
I know how hurt the Rams.
are in their own receiver rooms, kind of run
the ball they'll be fine i'm putting them in a parlay yeah they're quorum and and williams
they'll have 290 yards combined rushing yeah and and that's plenty i mean this is a very simple
game 20 to 6 like also i like that the cardinals beat them a couple weeks ago so now that's like
are the cardinals going to beat the rams twice no and and the rams another team like the texans
no more fucking around have to win all the games because so you just want them you're up 13-3 and
you're good the cardinals aren't scoring after that yes yeah you just got to get the 10-point
lead you're you're taking it home and we basically saw a version of this with seattle last week
seattle uh was able to just sort of choke the life out of them i thought i was going to lose
that bet seattle was laying i can't remember what it was um it was 17-6 and i thought that they
might get the cardinals got all the way down to inside the five-yard line but couldn't punch it
in i like it my next one is a tease
okay it's a home favorite but i'm teasing them through the zero fuck off for him
and and somehow crazy business somehow i'm back with the ufc with the uh nfc south again i almost
called them the ufc south maybe that's a better name is there is there a difference i'm taking
the saints from minus two and a half to plus three and a half and i'm going to use the same game and
go over 42 and a half
saints plus three and a half over 42 i need 43 points with the saints and the panthers which
i'm going to get because both of these teams are going to move the ball i watched every play in
that saints browns game and i think the saints have a good offense again at least for for nfc
south purposes their left tackles back jordan tyson was known we talked about him earlier with
okay he was noticeable and impactful yes daily shuck
i just think they're gonna be able to move the ball up and down on the panthers
this will be a three-point game i'm getting the plus three and a half points will be scored
and i'm covering this tease saints plus three and a half over 42 and a half that's hilarious
did you have saints in 107 or no i did yeah they stuck it to me that was it for me i i will not bet
on the saints i don't care what you know it's a market right they would have seven in overtime
that that's a clown operation that is a clown show so you don't like we had 15 chances to close
that game out and that defense is like hold my no chance no we're not going to make a single
play against your door well they're going to cover my points with the with the over 42 and a half
well this is 30th dboa it's going to go back and forth and the saints are either going to win or
lose by three that's good because they're going to win and they're going to lose by three and they're
here's my teaser i'll do my teaser now let's say i'm taking the panthers plus eight and a half
great they're two and a half point underdogs we're going to push them up to eight and a half
okay i endorse virtually everything that you laid out except for the idea of the saints being
successful okay um but i do like in this epic nfc south tilt i do think that the panthers are
going to be able to move the ball the panthers quietly move the ball very nicely against denver
last week they just you know it sounds like you're you're daring me
to change my pick to saints plus three and a half panthers plus eight and a half the rare
both sides of the t's game do it do it one score do it is that legal
i don't you could try i don't know let's try it on the fanduel sportsbook no i don't need to i'm
gonna root for the saints and points but yeah i think it is i think it is a legal bet it's a legal
bet i'm pretty sure it is um the other leg for me is the steelers i'm taking the steelers from uh
uh plus three and a half up the plus three and a half up the plus three and a half up the plus
nine and a half and it's not because of anything other than the uh cincinnati bengals are coming
back from an international game no rest and the and the steelers are coming off of a buy
and the numbers are are terrific for um the the situation for steelers with extra rest going up
against the team yeah in a international situation coming back i don't love the the three and a
half right as a side but i will definitely take them in a t so that's my teaser this week steelers
panthers i'm trying to figure out if it's funnier if i take panthers plus eight and a half it's the
other side of that tease or not think about it somewhere oh god it's really funny so for my last
one one more home dog i can either go the jets at home plus seven and a half against the bills
or i could take the raiders with mendoza plus six and a half against the seahawks and i am going to
go back to the well with the new york jets wow and aaron glenn against the bills i'm doing it
i have no regrets at all they're gonna have garrett wilson this week
i my goal was to not have the picks that everybody else had well because last week pretty good last
week all six of us had the saints and it was just preordained that they somehow weren't going to
cover that of course jets plus seven half against the bills here's the case what's going on with the
bill's defense they barely beat carson wentz who was just trying to throw them the ball the entire
game right i wouldn't say that they barely beat them they beat the shit out of them yeah but if i
they had that i was watching the game waiting for them to come in waiting waiting for them to put
the game away for three hours yeah that's how long it takes against the minnesota defense it's a great
fucking defense it's better than great it's an incredible defense i wasn't impressed they had
to do they had to follow week after week i'm not impressed by the bill's defense and just in general
what i'm watching from them yeah i don't mind that and the jets yeah now with wilson back i think we'll
be able to move the ball on them i'm still not sold in that defense at all plus seven half i like
getting the hook yeah it's in new york jets doesn't seem like they've given up on the season they didn't
trade away any guys the deadline i still think they feel like they might be half decent and i've
watched the bills fuck around with games like this yeah would be my that's right especially in the road
there you go so
this game to me is very similar to the bills coming off of that victory against the rams that
was an overtime game but yeah physical big big boy game that's the other thing coming into the
next week yes exactly they got their shit kicked out of them by minnesota's defense they're on the
field a ton yeah now they're now they're going back to jersey giant stadium bad turf the the
offense was on the field a ton because the offense yeah because the vikings went through
a ton yes yes they were on the field for you know north of 75 plays that i think the jets can hang
i i swear i don't think the jets are bad they were beating the chiefs and then they just sunk
themselves and you could see them kind of giving up but i almost put the jets into the tees i almost
now you can't you can't you gotta do straight up only with the jets you can't pick up with other
teams they are the correct side here i i endorse it and i also um you know think the idea of
this is a good spot for them um considering what the bills just went through yeah i endorse all
of that the problem now is your your card is aaron glenn brian schottenheimer yeah and and
kellen doofus moore and don't forget kevin stephanski do we know if he's good either
oh right because the saints were part of your tees right yeah
honestly it doesn't matter because i'm gonna go three and two and it's preordained what's your last
pick i'm torn i i'm having a really hard time i came into the show with with you know firm
belief in in in a couple of the games um i'm i'm i'll just say it out loud it i i kind of want to
play the packers but i feel like um you know we've maybe seen too much and maybe the right
thing to do is just sit tight and let cousins riding high come in and then just let's let's
just you know ease it's a riding high game i think that game's a stay away the problem
is that you know um green bay already lost to minnesota they can't lose to minnesota again
they're in fourth in their division so you know it's it's crazy to talk about the run that they've
been on and this is a it is a must win for them so who you taking i'm taking detroit i'm gonna go
ahead and it's i'm only laying two and a half you're fucking with the with the europe game
yeah the pats are unstoppable i didn't put it on in in uh a tease and i'll remind you
i know you're just taking favorites minus two and a half yeah that's it minus it's fat if it
if it was three i wouldn't mess with it and i know exactly the harms way i'm putting myself in
with rabel you know the patriots don't lose consecutive games they they lose and then
they bounce back i think it's a really it's a really smart pick we have cory connor as our
running back we have offensive line injuries we have a defense that just got shredded last week
and um and we don't have our top two receivers and it's starting to become a problem it's
overseas it's after a terrible loss there's a million reasons to do it lions getting better
on both sides of the ball getting healthier healthier that's part of it the jameer gibbs
in space against robert spillane is completely terrifying
i just didn't want to take it i didn't want to read against the pats i i do feel like the
the thing with the pats is this is now a fork in the road for the season game sadly happening
in Munich. I could see them getting wiped out in this game and basically this season.
season is going to head to a dark place or what happened in Buffalo when all of a sudden they
fought for the season. They were so bad last week. I don't know what to expect anymore.
The lines are the right side. Yeah. So I agree with the idea of the lines being the right side
and that's, and that two and a half, I probably would have stayed away if it was three. I probably
just, but, um, I'll tell you this. I think Drake can light the lines up. That was the one thing I
gave pause to. I really think Drake could be awesome in this game. So the, the, the counter
to that and the reason that I went ahead and did it is the lions have been very good at pressure
and it's, it's, it's Hutchinson and McNeil and Drake under pressure just hasn't, has not looked
comfortable. He just is just, you know, all these, all the picks people. Yeah, I know. All right.
House's ringer, one or seven picks Houston minus four and a half Rams minus nine and a half lions
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jets plus seven and a half. Any teas of the saints plus three and a half with the over of 42 and a
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The Bill Simmons Podcast features a discussion on trade deadlines, second-half surge teams, and quarterback dynamics, with a focus on Kirk Cousins’ return to the Vikings.
Kirk Cousins’ performance has been strong since his injury in 2023, and his return is seen as a strategic move given improved offensive weapons and a stronger defense.
The episode critiques the Jaguars’ aggressive trading strategy, highlighting overpayments for players like Jordan Davis and the potential financial benefits of such moves.
The Houston Texans are identified as a strong second-half surge candidate due to their offensive momentum, balanced schedule, and potential for a turnaround.
A mailbag question explores the recurring narrative around Kirk Cousins, comparing his role to Adam Driver's typecasting, emphasizing his leadership and team impact.
The trade of Carson Wentz for Cousins is viewed as a logical move, given the Vikings’ need for stability and the poor performance of Wentz in his debut.
The podcast concludes with a focus on defensive dynamics and team sustainability, noting that second-half surges often emerge from underperforming teams with resilient late-season performances.
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This episode of The Bill Simmons Podcast blends football analysis with promotional content, highlighting a limited-time Uber Eats deal that offers 10 free Wingstop boneless wings for qualifying orders during major game days. The core discussion centers on the 2024 NFL trade deadline, focusing on Kirk Cousins’ return to the Minnesota Vikings as a strategic move after a strong 2023 season and a significant injury recovery. The hosts analyze how Cousins’ leadership and offensive compatibility with Justin Jefferson could stabilize a struggling team, especially with a revamped defense and improved weapons.
The conversation also touches on other teams like the Jaguars, whose aggressive player acquisitions—such as Jordan Davis—are critiqued as financially bold but potentially effective. A key theme is the recurring phenomenon of second-half surge teams, with the Houston Texans emerging as a top candidate due to their offensive momentum, balanced schedule, and defensive regression potential. The podcast also explores trade dynamics, questioning why teams like the Jets hold onto players like Geno Smith, and highlights how coaching decisions and quarterback performance impact team outcomes.
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The podcast highlights the Houston Texans (3-5) as a strong candidate for a second-half surge, citing their offensive improvement and tough remaining schedule. The Baltimore Ravens and Cleveland Browns are also mentioned, though with more caution.
The Vikings are trading for Kirk Cousins to improve their offense, especially with a new coaching staff and a stronger defense. Cousins has shown strong performance in the past, including an MVP-level year in 2023 after tearing his Achilles.
The Ravens' defense has underperformed, and their quarterback situation with Jacoby Brissett raising questions about stability. There are also concerns about their schedule difficulty and inconsistent performance in big moments.
The podcast criticizes the Jaguars for overpaying for players, citing examples like Jordan Davis, where they traded a first-round pick and a third-round pick for a 30-year-old safety. This strategy is seen as aggressive but risky.
The Rams are not trading Matthew Stafford, as they have a young, developing roster and are focused on long-term growth. The decision reflects a strategy of keeping costs low and building around young players.
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