Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 1

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Three times cleaner compared to mobile regular gas and port fuel injected engines. Actual results may vary. Visit mobilefuels.com for details. I don't know. I don't know how we start these things. Welcome. He starts with welcome. Oh, there it is. Go. No, you had it. You're rolling. Welcome back to New Heights. No, that's dude. It's fake. It sounds fake. Well, yeah, I'm doing an imitation. I know. It's bullshit. What we're doing is bullshit, Jake, and none of it matters. That's the cool part. Welcome to a little off-season, off-topic, post-season, pre-season. episode of New Heights, folks. We are not Jason and Travis, if you cannot tell. Not even close. Not even close. This is an episode they didn't even know we're making this episode. This is a little audio-only pre-season episode for the 92 Percenters. What Jake and I have done is to get us ready for season five and what will probably be our 200th episode early in the year, which, again, sounds nuts that we've been doing that many of these. We have put together the definitive list of the top 92 moments of all time from New Heights. So far, we've done a pre-season list, folks. Incredible. We're getting mad about a list because that's what. We're giving you a list to argue about to get you ready for the season. It is our gift to you. That's what this time of the year is about. It's getting people mad about a list. Oh, man. Yeah, this is. I can't wait. I've argued about so many lists so far this year. I'm amped. We need football to start again. But we have the top 92 moments as ranked by us, the New Heights production team. Yeah, there's really no rhyme or reason to kind of how we did it. There's a lot of it. It's based on vibes. A lot of it based on when, how, where the clip occurred. We might be kind of telling you guys some behind-the-scenes stories as we go here. But we've divided this up into four episodes. Today, we're going to be counting down from 92 to 71. 71. Jake, start us off with number 92. Coming in at number 92, one of our favorite moments on the show. This one's, in keeping it in the family, Kelsey getting a phone call during our Parenting Advice Heights Hotline episode. Should we call Ed? I was going to say, you brought up Ed Kelsey. We've got to go to Ed Kelsey for this one. This is so good. I'll tell him he's being recorded. No, you can't. I got you. I can't. Hey, what's up? Dad. Yeah. Travis and I are on the podcast right now. We want your advice. Okay. Somebody wants your advice. Not us, really. I kind of want your advice on this. We both are interested in your answer. All right. So, there's a woman that called into the voicemail. She is a five-year-old. She's a five-year-old kid that keeps telling all these strangers and people out in public that her mom has stolen her. Him or her. Him or her. Well, stolen the child. Yes. It's gotten to a point that like the cops have been calling the mom and child's protective service has been calling the mom. What do you think the mom should do when the kid says that this person stole me? What would Ed Kelsey's reaction to Travis out in public telling some strangers that you stole him? What would my reaction be? Yeah. Yeah, shut the fuck up. That's number one. All right? Yeah. Get your little ass home and you're going to be begging to be fucking stolen. Yeah, no, we had to start the list with that, Kelsey. Anytime Jason goes, "Do you mind if I call Ed?" We go, "Yes." Yes. Do it. We don't care what else is going on. Call Ed immediately. Number 91. Number 91. Kaitlyn Clark defending her Chiefs fandom. Let's talk about your biggest accomplishment, being a part of Chiefs Kingdom. How long have you been a part of the kingdom? I'm sorry, Jason. You're not going to apologize to me. I'm an honorary member. I'm a Midwest kid, so there's this picture that's been circulating from a couple years ago when I was on Peyton Eli's Monday Night Show where I'm in a full Chiefs outfit. I have family in Kansas City, and I grew up in Des Moines, Iowa, which is only three hours from Kansas City. So that's just the closest NFL team. So my dad was a big Chiefs fan growing up. So people think I'm like a bandwagon Chiefs fan. I'm like, no, I was there before Patrick and Travis. We were ride or die, so we've been big fans, and now obviously all the success you guys have had has made it a lot of fun for us. Your brother's favorite player was Tony Gonzalez. Who is your favorite player, or is? Oh, is? I mean, obviously, Travis is up there. I made it. But I'm obviously a big Patrick fan, too. How can you not be? Like, the both of you. You're pretty great. I'm here. Yeah, Kaitlin is a two-time guest, hopefully more-time guest. Still maybe the second most demanded guest of all time for New Heights is Kaitlin Clark. I think immediately people were demanding she come on, and she is absolutely the best. Yeah. So, Jake, number 90. Number 90, sticking with basketball, but keeping it in the Kelsey family. Ooh, what a feat. Thank you. This is a classic Kelsey story, classic basketball story. They've told it a couple times on the pod, but the first time we told it, it was like, oh, shit, these two are brothers. It's the basketball fight story from season one. If you ever just want to distill Jason and Travis down to one story that defines them, it would probably be this interaction. I feel like the rivalry. The rivalry really became apparent to me when you had finally started to hit puberty in high school when I was a senior and you were a sophomore. In particular, that one day when you finally beat me in basketball. Finally? Finally. You didn't even play basketball, Jason. Yeah, but I was so- Like, even when we played basketball, you weren't playing basketball. That doesn't matter. You were just out there- I was winning, though, because I was bigger and more stronger and faster than you. That's it. Yeah, because there's no fouls on the field. On the playground, man. This dude was out here hacking. I didn't need to hack before you hit puberty. I was freaking five inches taller than you. I just blocked every shot, okay? The only game you won at was horse because you could shoot better than me. But the reality is- He just said it. He didn't win at everything. That's a good point. But the moment the rivalry really became a rivalry was when you hit puberty. We're out in the backyard, and you finally could actually beat me, as something athletic, and you were doing this stupid driving outside hook shot, and I could not fucking stop it. I could not stop it. And I was getting- You had just gotten taller than me, so I could no longer just block it every time. And I was furious. The hook, that was my patent move down there in the post, man. You couldn't stop it, man. But it wasn't even like a post. You weren't even backing into it and doing it. You were just like driving, and then just throwing- I was running away from you. Yeah. Finding a way, baby. And I was furious. And so I just started to do what everybody does and pick up basketball when they're losing, and you just start fouling the other guy. And you said, you said, that's a foul, man. That's bull. And I said, there ain't no refs out here. There's no refs. And then you got upset. You threw the basketball at me and walked into the house. And I'm like, oh, hell no. And in my head, in my head, I'm really, I'm, I'm upset because I'm having to come to the realization that you're better at basketball than me. And I go inside the house and you're at the refrigerator and I wheel you around and I punch you in the face. Way too aggressive for the situation. That escalated quickly. Yeah. And was not expecting a punch in the face, ladies and gentlemen. I don't, I mean, we've, we've fought, but there weren't too many times where like it got to that level of like a punch in the face. Keep your fucking composure, man. Keep your composure. I've never had good composure, but yeah, punch you. And then before that, every time we got into a fight and I had hit you, you would just start crying. And it's okay. Jason, I won the fight. Do that. I did not start crying. Maybe when we were young, young. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Every time I would hit you when you were a kid, you would just cry. Okay. Well, because it fucking hurt. What do you mean? No, it's because you're a kid. I'm not saying I'm right here in the nose. You already know. It just immediately makes, can you just let me tell the story? The nose, you start crying. I am not attacking. It's not a real cry. it's my eyes are watering can you be comfortable enough to let me tell a story without feeling like i'm attacking your masculinity i'm not saying anything you're calling me a bitch bro you were a child okay but anyways you would you would be upset and you just run away this time i hit you you scooped me up before i realized what was going on and slammed me on the kitchen floor the oven popped off of its hinges and then we got up and we actually started having a fist fight and the only thing that stopped the fight was dad grabbing me pulling me off of you and you pushing me on top of him and then our my dad going oh my ribs and then we both froze we both froze i thought oh we just broke dad yeah i mean then nothing's changed honestly nothing's changed like hearing that back nothing has changed that's exactly that's who they are now and i'm sure if we put a hoop and a basketball in a driveway i bet you we'd get right back to that moment pretty quick i mean we we did put them in front of a hoop and almost got back to that moment but that's true the live show you guys didn't see the rehearsals that got a little some elbows were thrown all right we got some live show clips coming up we'll get into that but brandon why don't you tell them about clip number 89 a lot of people will be interested in this one oh i think this will get clipped out for everybody's social media pages number 89 this is friend of the show taylor swift explaining the human exclamation point from a small episode we did about a year ago i think some of you listen to that so i will toss it to taylor travis is like he's just a vibe booster in everyone's life that he's in he's like a human exclamation point like you know he's like when you take a picture on your phone and you put the like you push the enhance color button that's like what you do that's why when i text i just i'm always exclamations i got a lot of exclamations so many more exclamation points listen the human exclamation point is the perfect way to describe travis kelsey i've never heard that before but you just brighten everybody's day man you just do what how did i just energy that you guys are making me sweat now i just i've never heard that i'm stealing it yeah you're just the warmest person depth without darkness well you guys have exclamation points too yeah well now because you're in our lives i never used to write uh dot dot dot and then yes i mean she got quite a way with words yeah quite a way with words we uh i mean we've got she's good with words that was my takeaway from most of that unsurprisingly i i think i don't want to give too much away brandon but i think there might be a few more moments from that episode oh there's a few more we gotta listen she did one episode and she somehow got a few on the list here so we'll we'll save some of our stories for yeah we'll save some moments all right coming in at number 88 uh we've got two incredible tight ends on the show this is gronk on his first appearance season one uh talking about being compared to travis kelsey i'll give a little story here this honestly was like one of the more like when we first started this show i feel like we kind of had a small guest list of people that we were like adamant to get on quickly and gronk was absolutely like one of the first names thrown out and every story you've heard about gronk being like the most fun person to interact with is true he is infectiously fun even if he doesn't charge his laptop before the recording that's okay you roll with it gronk goes laptop's dying and you're like who cares man throw that shit out the window let's keep going no headphones don't no headphones no charge that's gronk baby and it was dynamite absolutely dynamite and i i just remember my my quick story for this is like when we were getting the video call all set up uh like before you could see his face it said like rob g had entered the chat and then he popped up it was just like boys and i was like rob g got super pumped when i saw rob g isn't it that was awesome so here here's a clip from gronk talking about being compared to travis is it annoying to you guys to constantly be compared to each other first of all i mean beginning in my career i mean you know with travis going you know having his first thousand yard season and all that and i'm having thousand yards and he's he's coming on the scene because i was about two years ahead i mean you're young you got that juice i'm competing i'm like this i'm like this this mofo like this guy ain't taking my spot like like you amped up my game for sure i mean at that age you're on the look let's go you care at that big time i'm like this guy ain't taking my spot and then he does it again the next year i'm like all right this guy's for real though like and then it's it's pissing me off i'm like he's trying to take my side i can tell and then you did it again and then i started appreciating i'm like this guy's a real deal i mean travis is a real deal for sure i mean he's putting up thousand yards every year all these catches touchdowns all that good stuff he's leading the offense it made me amp up my game i'm like i can't slack one bit i know you definitely helped my game i mean without that push i mean you're never going to get better that one year oh yeah you broke my uh the receiving yard record i was like the whatever 1300 yards and you got like something and kittle did too and i was like he smoked me 45 minutes later he got me these motherfuckers i was like yeah i gotta get back out you know and then uh you know when you're that age i mean that i you got that thrill in you and all that it definitely was a challenge to me i mean and without that challenge i mean i don't think i would have done it as you know as developed as i was and as competitive as i was for sure but there is one record that i do not want to see broken that i would probably be bummed for about a week this year was probably my go which one and it's the only record i don't know if it'll ever be touched dude that's the only record where i'm still proud of you can be you beat the 100 yard games which i knew that was going to happen i mean you're going to beat that for sure i mean i i was like it's greatness i mean you're doing great but i'm like that touchdown record you were at 12 this year that's mine that's 12 this is my best run at it dude this will probably be my last best run it started off hot it started off hot dude started off real high i thought about week 10 i thought like man i got a chance to at least touch it maybe i got a chance to at least touch it not a fucking chance that's wrong i don't like it also fantastic episode if you didn't catch it the first time because it was four years ago please the gronk one is is one of the best honestly like having him and travis together to talk tight end is is like a must listen so encourage going back on that one let's go to number 87 here this is from the live show in cincinnati which was a shit show for a lot of reasons but not because of this guy this is uh joe burrow on taunting i am pro taunting yeah so am i what why are you pro taunting we're all grown adults that work really hard at what we do and sometimes we like to show it i'm not going to get my feelings hurt if somebody sacks me and taunts me like you made a play i didn't like good for you you're allowed to taunt like have you ever gotten the taunting flag i've never got a taunting flag how many you got at what level of football he's throwing a flag he's throwing i mean that's my favorite you can get a little feisty out there just a wee bit yeah incredible quote from joe burrow just let the boys taunt and his reasoning made sense i remember brandon uh when you were like waiting to send him out oh yeah during the live show yeah yeah yeah and like you know we had pyrotechnics and the live show in cincinnati i think to this day has been like the the biggest performance we've put on and no yeah that was like a five-star performance i think it was like a five-star performance on arena spectacular it was like monster jam that was insane yeah which was awesome and even still you could see joe burrow's like aura yeah amongst amongst the people yeah i was emceeing that from the tunnel so i had to kind of just do the intros for people as they came out and i hadn't seen joe yet and the way we had it lit was there was a bunch of lights sort of behind the tunnel so they were kind of like in silhouette and somebody comes to ask from the shoulder and it's like hey joe's like behind you ready to go and i remember just like turning around and he like flipped his hair and it was i it was like the most like i could hear it was like oh it was it was bizarre and i was like joe are you ready and he was like born ready i'm like fuck yeah you were aren't you you're the coolest guy i know yeah joe's cool guy but no also insanely nice insanely nice like chatted all of us up i mean one of the nice human beings too so shout out shout out joe you're always welcome shout out 86 86 one of my favorite guests from season four uh great guest an unbelievable uh unbelievably charismatic guy who came in right away and was talking ball uh and that's the clip we've got here we got ryan gosling talking about being a liability at the corner you had to call out remember the titans too man don't never forget that i'm a liability white corner at the corner i'm a liability that role that in particular scene in the movie is the thing that i see called out the most how much do you get that constantly it doesn't matter what i accomplish in my life there'll be someone in the comment section that says never forget he's an absolute liability at the corner it doesn't matter what i do it's crazy one of the greatest actors of our generation he's a liability gosling was great we we didn't know like how online he was going to be or how much he even was aware of how online he was going to be and how much he was going to be and how much he was aware of the liability at corner thing and he the second it started was like i know exactly you're gonna give me shit about and we were like okay fucking ryan's cool that was awesome i also i don't i don't want to spoil anything but i don't think it's on the list we didn't put harrison ford on here right we did not put the harrison ford so i will tell you why he has told that before it is a great story we don't own that story felt like it listen are you in the comments i don't care i was just gonna say i i think uh during his episode him talking about harrison like he was just as funny and charming as he is on screen he was equally like that just like yeah what a jerk yeah moving on to number 85 from the ben affleck episode his story of playing catch with tom brady we heard that you once got to run routes with tom brady all right what was it like what was that like did you how many completions did we get what were you running what kind of routes are you running i won't lie i don't know if they have a name i'm sure i disgraced every receiver that's ever run around to this day aside from the birth of my children that was the greatest thing i was like dude are you he was like i need someone to play catch with happened to be on vacation at the same place with him and he was like you want to come down and i was like oh this was so this was legit this was as legit as it gets that's amazing you were helping tom get ready for the season how much i was helping him i think he was like he was like i'm gonna fucking blow this dude's mouth and we literally got down there and first he's like you know i'm gonna he's like okay go out here turn around turn around turn around turn around turn around turn around around and i'm running fast as i can turn around i think so look at look he's waiting 45 minutes i'm like i caught it because i was afraid of breaking my nose more than anything else and then after a few of those he's like all right i'll put some hair on i was like no no no it's already it's already playing fast yeah that was what i was about to ask you i was about to ask you did he actually spin it like he ripped you a couple of them now you know what i found was that in a way you catch it out of self-defense i didn't even think i was you know and i found myself with the football just like yes reflexes but the greatest moment of that experience was he was like after we played you know he had me running around i'm you know he's throwing the ball and and it was amazing right it was like a like i felt like a 10 year old kid he's like okay come here and i get to him he's like it's the super bowl fourth quarter we have 23 seconds it's fourth and 18 i was like tom knows what he's doing man this is this is why he's the best this is why he's the best this is his mindset dude he was amazing dude he goes and just runs straight don't turn around and i was like he's like i'm gonna get you the ball in the end zone i was like don't turn around he was like don't look back so i i'm like and i believe he told me i was like i'm in the super bowl so he's like look calls it out i think you know like he was and i start running i don't look back i'm sure to him it seemed like this he's like i've never seen somebody run in slow motion like to me as fast as you can go yeah i'm like wondering when's this ball gonna show up and i look i just feel like right out in front of me and it was a little far for me i think he was like he probably adjusted back and i reach out and i have to go all i have to extend i fucking catch it turn around like i won it was incredible i called everybody i knew for two days i was on the i think they thought i was lying to him so they got but it was like the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me and i lived a full life of dreams right in that whatever it was an hour of playing cash so ben was awesome the behind the scenes uh ben affleck story i want to tell is like he was so great and he was so animated and he kept like telling stories and bouncing around in his chair and at one point like i was reading slack messages like as the show was going on i was like brandon jump in there someone tell him someone tell him and brandon had to tell him like hey ben we're doing like a third a third a third so if you and he just goes oh shut the fuck up and sit still got it the man has an oscar and i'm about to tell him like blocking notes like who the fuck am i i think carly at one point was like do we have something to tie him to his chair because he was just so animated i might handcuff you ben if you don't stop fidgeting oh this is why you don't give any any wannabe producers out there do not give talent rolling chairs it's been very cool as like more and more uh actors have started to come onto the show because if we ever have any like technical notes about framing they get it instantly they're the best they're they're like oh my eyeline my my uh headroom it's great number 84 jason on love actually this is the first appearance of kylie on this list um welcome to the top man to you kylie this is from the christmas episode we did with her in season three where everybody had been demanding that we watch and review love actually and jason's opinion of it is exactly what you think jason's opinion of it was let me be really honest love actually might be the worst christmas movie i've ever seen like i don't even know that it's up for debate i didn't feel christmas at all during the movie there was zero christmas spirit or anything i enjoyed the movie it was okay it was okay i just didn't i didn't understand how much it really tied into christmas not only does it not tie into christmas like the only worst family value it was like the worst family values of like all time tied into christmas there's like bad people a guy went to get a necklace for his secretary or woman was in this like let's just go story by story let's go story by story the one guy the one guy is like voyeuring his best friend's wife and only recording her wait wait wait wait wait wait start from the beginning okay who did it start out with i don't know you've seen it no the guy who's going to the wedding and he's like hey yeah uh are you sure you don't want to come and she's like i'm disgusting i'm i'm sick i can't go okay so we want to start with that storyline that's the first so for the first time we're going to start with that storyline those of you that don't know the first storyline is a guy leaves the house his wife is like oh hey like i'm a little sick i'm not going to go with you and i knew it right away like he called it the minute the minute he left and she's gonna be fucking somebody when he gets back obvious right so it's not even like it's remotely creative of a movie so super obvious that she's going to come back in she's going to be with somebody in the 90s well it also wasn't obvious that it was going to be his fucking brother okay did you know that no yeah she's fucking his brother yeah merry christmas everyone then he's so he leaves her and decides to go to where was he at he went to france right somewhere italy or france or someplace and he has this portuguese woman who's i think he just went to the countryside okay wherever and his like housekeeper that he hires is portuguese yes or speaks portuguese the housekeeper that he's given speaks portuguese from this other woman which they don't get into if she was human trafficked or how she got there but they we do know that these people fall in love with each other without being able to talk what the fuck are we talking about they never spoke a word you ever watch love is blind i i do not watch love is blind no this was love is mute it was love is mute it was a great it was a great life lessons it was a great life lesson into how much you can fall in love with somebody without actually being able to communicate with them it was terribly unbelievable but it's not even like they're in the water and they're saying the same thing and kind of like look they're saying the same thing and all i'm in my head is like this is complete nonsense this is just like complete ridiculousness there's nothing sweet about this they're acting like there's nothing sweet about the fact that they were saying the exact same thing but didn't speak i prefer more of the shakespearean love where they actually communicate there's some romantic interaction as opposed to you want to talk about communicate this he's you want to talk about romance yeah that's where we i'm realizing that is the problem here it was too it hit home too much for him no that he actually doesn't he wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face so that's the problem well let me tell you if love actually is about romance i do not understand romance also all for the prime minister calling out the united states if that isn't the biggest form of fucking political grandstanding that i've ever seen fuck that guy he didn't say shit to billy bob's face and then went up on the podium like i ain't doing shit if i'm the u.s i'm sticking it right up the prime minister of britain's ass like we were on the fucking show not you dickhead we just had a whole fucking conversation in your office he ain't bringing this up one time and they're gonna go out there and say that shit in the fucking media so anyways just had to get that off my chest it's always funny whenever we uh like put out a fan poll of like what should we watch what movies we watch and it's like oh that's right i know what we're going to watch he always jason tries to fight it but i know it's coming brother you're watching love actually the second that was on the poll i was like that's happening well and this was i think a kylie of like i will come on the show to watch a because jason we also watched christmas vacation that episode for him kylie was like i will do that but you are watching love actually for me yes okay fine and then we got a classic jason moment out of it and then i'm mean do you want to keep moving to the next one yeah i'll keep moving to the next one because we have back-to-back kylie uh appearances uh this one was mother's day of this year uh and this moment it may not be a top 92 moment for everyone but it is for me because it's near and dear to my heart and they're talking about my wife so i will just near and dear to your wife's heart i will it is quite geographically near and dear to my wife's heart so i'll just toss to the clip right there Hey guys, I have a new father Mother's Day question here. If my wife is currently pregnant, but the baby isn't here yet, do I still have to get her a Mother's Day gift? No, don't tell her about that. This is again where like girl questions, I'm not bad at. I would say no, the baby's not here yet. What I do think is, is that if you want to do a little something, maybe like flowers or something small and be like, I can't wait until next year when we can, when we can celebrate your first official Mother's Day. That's a great segue, let's say, but I don't think that I don't. I don't change some diapers yet. Those tits are still intact. You got a lot of, you got a lot of milestones to overcome. What did you just say? Did he just say your tits are still intact? That's my wife. He's like, oh, I'm just being honest, this is what happens. That's my wife. Your tits are still intact. Tell Emily I'm so sorry. I will. Thanks, Kai. I appreciate you being on that side of the debate. That is not what I thought was going to happen. I know, that's why I'm saying I'm bad at girl questions. God, I can't believe you just referenced Jake's, I can't believe that you just said that. Go with your heart, man, if you want to do it, do it. I wasn't saying it about Emily. I was just saying holistically about all moms. Well, I mean. To be fair, I really, I really resonate with that sentiment. My tits are no longer intact. That's where I thought the burn was. I thought the burn was more of an attack on you. I agree with those. Yeah, I. God damn it. God damn, I do love this clip. The best part about having Kylie on is that Jason is on his worst behavior. I like, I don't know how else to describe it. He's on, like, he just knows exactly what buttons to push and when. It's Jason on his worst behavior, but then it's also Travis and Kylie teaming up to bully Jason, which makes him behave worse. It's a great, the three of them are just an unbeatable. It brings out the best and worst in all of them, which is why we should constantly do it. And Jake, tell Emily, you know, I don't know when this will come out, but tell him I'm sorry about, you know. If they've fallen off. Jesus Christ. I'll keep you posted. Keep going. Number 82, Brandon. We're kind of cheating on our top 92 moments because these are a million different moments for number 82. Yeah, it is just sort of like a recurring theme and we kind of had to put it on here, but there wasn't one moment that was, like, definitive. So please enjoy the best or worst, depending on what song it is, of Jason and Travis's Adventures Into Singing. Yeah, so yeah, I watched Kill Bill. That's entertainment. That. That. That. Is how you recap your day. Backstreet's back. All right. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Pretty woman walking down the street. Pretty woman. The one I like to meet. Pretty woman. I want to know you. I have no idea what those words are. It's a great tune, though. Going down the only road I'd ever known. Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone. And I've made up my mind. And then at some time, here I go again. I don't know. Is that how it goes? I don't even know. Yeah, basically. I ain't wasting no more time. And I did you now tonight. I fucking need you more than ever. And if you're lonely, hold me tight. Cause we'll be holding on forever. And we'll only be making it right. And we'll never be wrong. Together we can take it to the end of the line. Your love is like a shadow only on the tide. I don't know what to do. I'm always in the dark. Let me down, down, down, down, down, down. Jesus. What's your favorite thing they've ever sung on the show? I enjoyed, it was rehearsals for the season one live show when for some reason we all broke out into I Should Have Been a Cowboy. It was, um. Oh, no, no, no. What was it? It wasn't I Should Have Been a Cowboy. It was, um. It was a different country song. Baby, duck them doors and turn the lights down low. That's right. That's, and your music goes just soft and slow. Slow. That's what they were singing at rehearsals for the live show. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yes, my, so my, my favorite singing moment was, yes, season one rehearsals for the Kansas City Live show when I don't know which one of them started it, but they started noticing how deep their voice was on microphone. So we got a lot of, baby, lock them doors and turn them lights down low. And it went on and on and on to the point where I think the stage crew started just playing it with lyrics. They played the music. Yeah, they started like, we got nothing done for like half an hour because we all wanted to sing this song. Yeah, that was probably my favorite in-person singing moment. I think my favorite singing moment was when Jason tried to shit on people who do the, um, like Blink-182 rocker voice. Emo voice, emo voice, emo voice, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I go to the bridge and preach. Travis correctly pointed out, like, Jason, that's what you sound like. Which then led into. Those songs kind of slapped. Yes, and which then led into him singing Total Eclipse of the Heart, which led to Kylie sending us the video of him doing that on his 30-something birth, 30th maybe birthday? Yes, yes, yes. At the Ocean Drive, so it all comes full circle. But the more singing, the better on this show. We did start, I feel like a season one started an episode with like 45 seconds of him doing, uh, the Kill Bill theme. Yes. And I remember somebody told me that was an aggressive move for the audio listeners. And I said, I said, note appreciated, not accepted. I will do it again. Uh, anyway, let's keep moving. All right, moving on. Uh, this, this was a moment that was a couple, couple years and a couple episodes in the making, uh, because we wanted to have this guest on. He was, you know, season one, one of our like premiere guests. That we wanted, but I don't think he came on until season two of the show. Um, and it, what took him coming on was Jason shitting all over his position, but this is Pat McAfee coming on the show to defend the kickers. Thank you for the intro. And thank you for the time. Although Jason, he was saying some terrible stuff about, you know, like, uh, position groups. We're joking here. We're joking here. You know, he's having fun. It's a podcast. Don't shy away now, Jason. Yeah. You know, the stats. That's people you came out. I mean, I was joking. We're just having fun here. We're having fun here. The kickers. You had a well thought out take. You said for years, I've been thinking about this. That's what you said. For years, I've been thinking, we've been talking about this. You've been laying at night thinking like, I need to get this into a show somehow. How do I work this in? Hey, listen, you're the greatest of all time. The greatest center of all time. One of the toughest humans to ever play football. And obviously your resume is what it is. On the football field. So you're allowed to say whatever the hell you want. Travis, if you want to hop into that whole train, you can as well. It's the people that have never played football that decide to dunk on like kickers and punters and stuff like that. I'm like, you need to relax. This is why you did the, uh, the college game day. You got, you're starting to bring the fans out of here for talking shit. That's right. Jason, do you think you could fucking kick a field goal? You know what? I don't know if my hips got me in it. We might have to find this out. Get your Tim's. Okay. Get your untied Tim. Get your Tim's. It's the, yeah, the old boot style. Just straight on. Get your Tim's. Who was the freaking, uh, who's that? Lou Groza. He used to do square toe from, uh, the brownies. Is that what's the garbage picking field goal kicking? Uh, you remember that? Oh my gosh. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. That could be the case. But my problem, my issue is whenever people that have never played football before Barry kickers and punters and act like it's an easy thing. It is not an easy thing. Like if you get out there and you play catch, you could probably play catch a little bit. You know, you probably could. If you want to get out there and you play catch, you could probably play catch a little bit. If you want to get out there and do maybe hit something or say you probably do that. You try to kick something. Most people are going to suck at it, which is why the college game day thing happened for kicking is easy. Although it's getting expensive boys. Last two weeks, these guys have made kicks and it's like 200,000 bucks to these guys. Jesus. I mean, it's a real deal. They're starting to practice. Yeah. I think. trying to get hustled too i think i'm starting to get hustled yeah i think what we've learned is like if you want somebody to come on you just need to antagonize them and tagging not use your platform to antagonize them until they are forced to defend themselves so i think we'll just be doing that all this season it's just hey hey hey meryl streep you know what got nothing she's a queen all right brandon you take the next one because it's yeah i'm gonna take the next one and you'll you'll know why in a second number 80 it's a moment that i don't think a lot of people are going to consider a top moment of the show but i will give you the backstory to it this is from season one this is an episode we did during wild card weekend when both eagles and sheeps had buys um one of the things that we don't really get to do a lot or didn't get to do a lot when both guys were playing was was text about football as it was happening because they would be on the field so this was a rare sunday where everybody was watching football respectively and the group chat was commenting in real time on things that were happening and if you don't remember this play exactly let me describe it to you the cowboys were down and needed to pull off a miracle trick play to stay alive in the playoffs so the player they dialed up was to put ezekiel elliott at center and it went poorly and i just remember in the group chat there was just holy shit holy shit what the fuck oh my god oh my god why no no run it back why like it was just 30 minutes of all of us sending clips and gifs and memes back and forth trying to figure out what the fuck we just saw and i know no cowboys fans listen to this so i will just say it it is always fun to watch cowboys lose the playoffs and especially when they decide to put zeke at center and the defensive strategy was we'll just push him over and it seemed to work great anyways this is the guys reacting to zeke at center let's get to what made this play absolutely electric and that was the fact that zeke was at center he got put in a tough situation zeke was out there to do something else that's the only reason he's at center what they weren't accounting for was the linebacker bull rushing the crap out of him it looked good his first initial couple steps squared him up snap was great snap was better than most of my snaps all right now and he had some good footwork but they worked on the snap clearly and they worked on the snap they didn't work the hands hands are outside and high that's a bad recipe right there zeke's uh he's a very well-rounded football player he's a beast he wasn't ready to get bull rushed in that situation yeah i think he was probably thinking about what was going on later in the play and when he snapped it and he's like oh crap i have to actually block for a second it took him off guard dak and zeke and the cowboys a hell of a season obviously we're laughing about this but we've got all the respect in the world for these guys for sure jake you love that moment i do uh i would you know these are why these lists are fun to make we went back and forth i would have put some other stuff in the top 92 but i understand part of that is me being salty i wasn't in the group chat yet but you weren't uh left out you know not as not as important a moment to me but uh talk about a moment for talk about a moment for my people uh transition that's a good one you like go ahead yo this is one of my favorite moments i'm just gonna toss up the clip this is jason discovering what the movie life is beautiful is about who was the best actor that won that year dude i have no idea the water boy was in released in what year november of 1998 one day after my birthday how about that really yeah the oscar that he that would have been up for would have been the 1999 oscars right i'm gonna say you're right on that best actor roberto uh won the award for best actor for his leading role in life is beautiful they fucked that one up life is beautiful man you ever seen that fucking movie gonna have to watch i'm gonna have to watch it though i'm not i don't even need to watch it i don't even need to watch it to know that he didn't do as good of a job as bob boucher i don't even need to fucking watch it there's no fucking chance what did he play like a guy that was in love try playing a fucking creole guy that's in love with his mama that doesn't know what love is what's the actual plot oh wow damn it there goes that segment we've just been informed it's a holocaust movie so yeah so i mean he probably deserved it i bet adam could go and be in life is beautiful and do a pretty similar acting job as roberto benigni but if roberto benigni tried to go be bobby boucher he would fail like a fucking miserable you are attacking roberto so bad nothing against you roberto but i'm kind of in on what was this was this bobby boucher's father that disappeared and then came back it's your daddy roberto well yeah i mean that's that is with the moment of realization of just oh well sometimes in a google doc you have to type hey i said that is a holocaust film and he went oh uh-oh i think i think it was more just that like adam he was so adamant that adam sandler deserved the oscar that year what is life is beautiful what a stupid title oh no and then him why life is beautiful and like being like that's an incredible movie just made it all come full circle one of the best things about doing this is when we do paint ourselves into a little corner where we have to take time out of our out of our episodes i think it was in season right in football season jason had to like we had to go all right we got to reserve 20 minutes episodes so we can review life is beautiful turns out great film great movie great movie turns out great movie great movie and deserving all the awards yeah let's keep keep it moving to number 78 this was this is a fairly recent one but of all the news headlines that this show is going to be it's going to be a great movie it's going to be a great movie it's found itself involved and this is maybe the funniest because it it just seemed like we all needed something to talk about and god bless it donna delivered this is uh the boys talking about donna kelsey's modest home renovations let's talk about the most important news out of the kelsey family this week we know everybody's been waiting to hear about it everybody's on the edge of their seat and we wanted to wait to break this news on the show but reports have already started to leak out yes everybody already knows about it man we got to talk about it yeah donna kelsey is remodeling her modest florida home let's give it up for dinah mama mama kills mama i told her if she needed me to like screw some door hinges in i could have done it for her but i guess she wants to do the whole remodel have you asked mom about this have you talked to her about since this came out oh i have no idea what this should we ask her right now yeah let's call her mom yes we are doing the podcast right now i'm on with travis mama she can't hear me he just said hi we are one this tweet that has taken the world by storm even tmz you know like sent me a text and said can you be on this is really funny i'm like it's so stupid you probably they probably pulled a permit because they're coming on monday to put my windows and doors in is it is it like an hgtv show or is this just like a legitimate random no no knew it they is my my people i'm not going to do it i'm not going to do it i'm not going to do it i'm not people are coming to put in my windows on monday well you're doing 16 windows the article says nine it's because you know my whole apartment is all windows well i just wanted to say mom i they said modest home and i just it feels like you're turning this place into a bit of a gilded palace i think you've changed a little bit i think you've you've you've had a taste of the good life and now all of a sudden what yeah what do you know me so you you know i am so like logical doing something so that i can save money on heating and air conditioning and to keep my windows from sweating that's as simple as it is i know i know we're just having fun with it too it's amazing it is hilarious and in an awesome way we love you i think it's so funny it's like aren't there terrible things happening in the world right now okay we don't need to talk about that we don't need to talk about that i love you mama love your mom travis is screaming i love you happy he's going back i'm i'm thrilled for another year as long as mom approves i'm doing the right things okay two things that i absolutely loved about this clip and this episode one even though i know this is an audio only version uh wyatt appearing in the background and making all the faces as travis so when jason when jason was on the phone just incredible like generations of kelsey great timing um the other thing you teed this up by saying like oh yeah we needed something to talk announced that he was coming back to the n and felt like we were waiting for that announcement and it was like hey b block that we got to talk about yeah actually we got to get to some real breaking news donna is getting shutters uh donna's getting new doors possibly we don't know the stain of the wood yet we will keep you informed that's right that's right yes thank you to both uh ed and donna for always being available by phone yeah the whole i mean well and the whole family for being available to do a podcast it's really been great for us it's very easy for us jake number 77 number 77 uh yeah this is this is a personal moment you kept saying clips with me should go higher you said that this entire time you were like every clip of me should be in the top 10 this is bullshit i actively you said every clip related to me to be left off the list uh you said to put them on there but this is so funny this was a a great clip and uh you know little backstory after this happened like travis tried to apologize profusely uh and i was like you are good this was very cool for me this is very fun uh and it is it is just like a nice stark reminder when we get to do these like in-person episodes because travis was in studio for this one of just like when you when you put me on a couch next to an athlete it becomes very clear which one of us is the athlete so that was a very fun moment for me but this was uh a moment with saquon barkley on the show wondering if the average person could get a yard in the nfl for this one we thought we'd uh we do a throwback and bring one of our favorite questions for saquon to answer um at vink isaac yep nailed it could an average person gain one yard on a rushing play in the nfl yeah the average person look at jets jake right now jets jake come on camera so we can see what you look like come on come on up here i feel like i gotta say yes now i'm just dissing i'm just dissing there's no hard feelings here he's a jets guy himself as well you play any ball back in your day no no there we go if you had to like run a 40 right now like under six seconds no chance no chance so you're just you're just you're not helping the cause at all not at all how's your vision what's the play what's it like what's the 2020 vision yeah that's a start what's the play i got i can't like actually i gotta say there's a game i had because of new york jets i had 13 carries in one rushing yard holy cow and i would say i'm a pretty good running back at least you got one so you're probably probably not getting it yeah yeah i'm sure it's probably not getting one yard and he's out all right i had to think that one through i think about it sometimes because like if any like if a garden attack will destroy a double team like anybody could probably get a yard but you gotta think about how slow it's gonna take them to get to the hole and how fast everything changes right i'm told his best oh gosh they wouldn't even know like if the average guy's just jake if it's outside zone no shot shot my bad jake no i love you you're above average in my in my heart above average person way above average person that's what matters we don't we don't yeah oh my gosh saquon was trying to be so nice to me man he the no the best part of that clip is if you watch it you can see travis scan the room like terminator and like a like you can see him size up everybody and then get to you and go jake come here and it's he's like oh you were just closer i'm like travis we were all we were all there were all wires in front of all of us and honestly greatest comment i've ever received is being skipped over and he was like i need i need to bully somebody and i was like he knows i could probably get not brandon not greg could maybe fall forward i could maybe fall forward for that yard he put me behind the right guys i'm getting it um no that was incredible that god damn it that was funny uh where are we at oh number 76 honestly one of my favorite guests gonna try to get him back on he is still playing football but uh jamis winston electric guest this is jamis winston on his first passing touchdown do you have a welcome to the nfl moment well yes i have a iconic welcome to the nfl moment i got two i got two for you well my very first pass in the nfl was a touchdown and a lot of people a lot of people can't never say that yes it was it was a cody senson ball on a pick six so my very first pass that was we said that was a welcome today so you got my so look this is this is this is this is the craziest thing right we both threw a pick on our first man that's why i knew you were my brother man our first both of our first nfl passes were interceptions man let's go listen no bro like i'm gonna tell you about this so i'm in i'm with the tampa bay buccaneers and you know we got lovey smith lovey smith is our cunning come from the tony dungy tree it's gonna be two tampa spot drop three or man right and he'll probably throw bring a five man rush pressure you know i'm saying play zone fire zone in the back end man our first game was the great dick laboe all that defense all the different looks odd fronts precious man the first third down was 36 man they ran two man coming from i'm coming from college man i ain't seen two man all year man i'll set it up man i throw a little trush route outbreak man cody senson ball jump that thing on the cut i was like oh my god i had to hop on my horse and i was like well it was a touchdown you know but at first i was pissed i was like man i wasn't prepared for this you know i'm saying i didn't think they was gonna play no two man i was like what is two man that's too funny you know first third now you play two man like welcome to the nfl like i thought i was an athletic quarterback you played me two man like now and then then look nowadays you're watching film you're like oh yeah oh they played they played uh two man oh they some somebody play say cover fire nobody's got me you hit a quarterback coach man it's look it's embarrassing if they play two man against you and i'm just like oh man it was embarrassing that they played two man against me and it worked oh my golly and it worked i could listen to jamis for hours genuinely genuinely open invite james just come back on uh what's going on anytime number 75 on our list from again uh maybe the greatest episode we've ever done this is taylor uh talking about jason's uh what did she call it his aftercare his aftercare jason's aftercare all righty do you have any questions for us we're kind of out of the questions for this section is there anything you wanted to ask travis or i i mean you have a uh yeah you put travis on the spot right now yeah i know god well i i don't know i was wondering how that wax is growing in like because i haven't talked in a couple weeks about it and i just feel like it's really important for you to like make sure that those hairs are getting a little itchy bud no it's fine when you go like when you go from a little prickly fur to to no fur at all and you can wear it that's because we got some thick hair it's like important to figure out like i mean just there don't tell us too much are we how how are we doing we're doing good we're doing managing it well we're not managing it that's what how we're managing it is we're not managing it okay um it's uh fortunate for me my hair grows fast yep it's coarse it's got a texture that uh was difficult for about a couple weeks very itchy yep we've passed we've passed that phase now and um are we gonna do it again do you think i don't think so and i listen shout out to the people in downtown philadelphia they did a great job i'm not i don't think it's going to be a recurring bit yeah it was the best it could have been i also don't think i'm gonna find myself in a speedo again jason walked into a door that said european wax and was treated with the utmost respect in class he had to try it in order to know that's life you know it feels it feels important that you did it um and also it's because now you know because now you know i know what i always say that after after i i make unfortunate uh judgment calls right well now i know now i know had to try it the one thing i didn't try wasn't great wouldn't do it again yep yep brandon do you want to talk about about how this even got into the show well this this i mean it's it's very funny because you just never know like with all the shenanigans we do what what makes its way to other people and uh i did ask her beforehand i was like hey you know we're gonna at the very end of the show we sometimes toss to the guest of like hey do you have any questions like you know we're idiots you you fucking ask us something and i was like you know i don't want to catch you off guard with that like is there anything you wanted to ask the guys she goes oh i gotta know about jason how that wax is feeling and i said oh my god because i believe he had it was still very fresh um did jason ever put it was it was like a month ish later because the the shore was around fourth of july and this was right it was about a month later so he had about a month of aftercare that she needed to get caught up on and did he he never put out the video of the wax did he nope that is still just burned into your memory you guys should you guys should bully jason about that video because some people might have it on their phones some people might have been if you're looking for extra footage jason's got some of his waxing listen we're we're bonded moving on to number 74 this is season one man we're throwing it back season one all-time guest mr patrick mahomes uh we had already got episode 15 in season one we already really become the de facto qb sneak show at this point and i think we had pad on and we were like well he's got a qb sneak story his knee fell off so this is patrick mahomes talking about why he does not uh quarterback sneak i I believe in the quarterback sneak. Like, just sometimes you got to watch out for the kneecap. I'm like 95% and one kneecap short of being 100%. I think it makes a ton of sense that you don't do quarterback sneaks. I remember being on the ground, and my kneecap was in the side of my calf. And the worst part was the reaction from every teammate I had. You know guys usually kind of boot school up. I had dudes running 50 yards away from me, just running down to the other side of the field. My center's yelling, get off me. Get off me! I'm like, I can't move. What do you want me to do? My kneecap is in the back of my leg. I was pretty hyped because I have small calves. And so it kind of made it kind of bulge out a little bit more. I went back to the locker room, and I had to get the x-rays and stuff like that. It was a funny story because they hit me with the, everything's negative, look good. And they had like the intern trainers in there with you at that point. And I walked up to the guy, and I was just like, am I going back out there? And he's like, no, no, no, sir, you're not. And then he know me. I'm flipping out. Why not? My knee's fine. They said negative. Wrong place, wrong time, bud. Pat was awesome, man. And it was like, just, you know. Yeah. Breaking the fourth wall, I guess, a little bit, too, of just, you know, we, from the moment the show started, we were like, well, Travis. Somebody's got to ask Pat. And when Pat came on, he was everything we could have hoped for. And just, you know, like, obviously him and Travis go way back, too. But from us, like, from a show standpoint, Pat being our second guest ever on the 15th ever episode of the show was just, you know, it took us. It took us to new heights. And we stumbled. We stumbled into a great idea there. Yeah. Eventually. It was awesome. So shout out to Pat. I'm sure we will have plenty more Pat moments on this list. So I don't want to dive too deep too early. All right. Moving on to number 73. After the Super Bowl season one, we were flooded with requests to feature other sports leagues trophies. So we ended up, I think we had, we had, God, we had the Stanley Cup. Hilario Bryan. Hilario Bryan came through. I think Travis eventually had the Lombardi on later, but this was a great moment where, you know, the Stanley Cup comes to your house and like, what else do you do besides put your kids in it? And these, this is Jason kids, Jason's kids having mixed reactions to the Stanley Cup. Look at Benny's in the cup. What? In the cup. Benny, girl, good head control, baby. What? Are you guys seeing this? This is adorable. Benny. Look at baby Benny. That was a moment. Remember that forever. Patsy in the cup. I hope she poops right now. I think too, we had discussed earlier on the show, like what is the greatest trophy in sports? That's true. Which led to, which led to all these people trying to show off. They were like, no, it's our trophy. Yes. You know, no, no offense to any of the others. The Stanley Cup. It's the Stanley Cup. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so the fact, you know, the fact that Benny's going to grow up one day and be like, holy shit, I was in the Stanley Cup is really cool. One of my sisters was crying. And it's really cool. And it's really cool that it happened on our show. All right. Yeah. Second to last moment for this episode. I think a guest that we were like, well, let's, let's see how this goes. I didn't know this was going to go. I did not know this was going to go. It's going to be good. One of our most electric guests of the season. By far. Yeah. Eagles fans will remember this one. This is Eagles fan, Sam Salvo coming on after the Eagles hired their new offensive coordinator. There was a viral clip that went wild on social media following the Eagles exit from the postseason this year with a child. Feeling two of two things. A, I want AJ Brown packing his bags and I want him somewhere else. Jesus. And it's not here. And I also want Kevin Petullo flipping burgers at like the local McDonald's or something. I don't care. Sam, welcome to the show. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? He's got this spatula for a microphone. Sam, I got to know, what were your impressions of your viral moment? What did everybody tell you at school? Kids at school went crazy. Like, kids, I don't even know. Like, they just came up for no fucking reason. I don't even know, man. Obviously, you weren't a big fan of Kevin Petullo. What do you think of the Sean Mannion hire? I hope that he can work with Jalen better than Petullo did, because I think that if he could work with Jordan Love and make him a top tier passer in the NFL, I think that maybe he could work with Jalen. What do you want the Eagles to run this year? What formations and schemes do you want Sean Mannion to bring in? I want them to run it more to their strong side of their offensive line, because like really, it was this year, it was more like up the middle runs. And really, with Kellen Moore, we didn't see that as much. And that's when Saquon had like one of the best years of all time, if not the best rushing year of all time. Man, you're out here watching Phil, dude. How much of what you were saying after the game is stuff that your dad's been yelling at you furiously for the past year? Yeah, six months. Absolutely nothing, actually. None of it? I came up with pretty much every single word, except the part that I want A.J. Brown packing his bags, because I wasn't sure 100% about that. I still want Petullo flipping burgers. No questions asked. He's sticking to it. Like a true Burns fan, man. I mean, genuinely, the kid knows ball. Like, I did not know. You never know when you're inviting an Eagles fan into your life. You never know when you're inviting an Eagles fan into your space what you're going to get. You really don't know. It's like a wild animal being set loose inside. When he popped on camera with the spatula microphone, I was like, we're good. We're good to go. Like, yeah, just hit record. This kid knows what he's doing. This kid's made to talk shit. All right, last clip of this episode, number 71. We have Will Ferrell giving dating advice as Will Ferrell characters. So something we do on the show is answer voicemails from our fans, and we've asked them to call in asking for relationship advice. We've asked them to call in asking for relationship advice. Because who doesn't want to hear relationship advice from a couple of knuckleheads? Would you like to help us on these? Oh, sure. You want to jump in? Let's do it, man. Here's the thing. You could answer some of these questions as one of your characters, maybe? Okay. Nice. Yes. Oh, I'm so excited. Hey, Travis. Hey, Jason. Big cheese fan. Three feet coming. Just wanted to know your advice for a first date, when you should know those red flags and when you should know those red flags. When to look for the green flags. Go, Chief. Red flags, green flags. When to look for the red flags? Let's see. Ricky Bobby would say, look, I don't know anything about red flag or green flag. You just got to get yourself into position to look for the checkered flag. Because, I mean, there's only one thing you need to worry about. I mean, if you ain't first, you're last. Yeah, baby. I would just tell that young lady to look for the checkered flag. You got to find your way to the finish line, guys. I don't know if that's good advice or bad. It sounds like bad advice. I think it's kind of metaphorically, it makes sense. You got to find your way to the finish line. Yeah. You know? I loved it, man. That shit was fucking great. And gold. That was so good. So good. I mean, Will's the best. Will's the best. We've said every guest is the best, but we're going to keep saying it. Will. Listen, we walked back ass words into an incredible Ricky Bobby moment there. So, Will, fantastic. We welcome you back anytime. Thank you for helping Jason achieve his dreams of dunking. Did you mean to say back ass words? No. No, back ass words I did, yes. Oh, okay. No, that was fine. I was like, that does. That does weirdly work, but I don't know if he meant to do it. Do you want to say it that way? This is awesome. And it's been really cool to have such big names on this show who immediately like buy into the bits. Oh, yeah. They're down to bullshit. Will Ferrell being like, yeah, I'll do some Heights Hotline and No Dumb Questions was like so far beyond our wildest dreams when we first did No Dumb Questions. We're going to try to get more of your voicemails in front of the guests. I think that's always like an electric moment because none of us know how this is going to go or what you guys have called in about. And we always appreciate it. So. That is the first episode countdown of the top 92 clips. Again, any issues with the lists, send all your complaints to at J chat. God damn it. I was just about to do that. Send your complaints to at J chat 85. He will be having a child. So he'll probably be have nothing to do besides read these. So once again, that's at Brandon underscore borders on X, the everything I cannot read. Anyways, we'll be back in the next episode. We'll be counting down from 70 to 40. 70 to 40. Damn, that's going to be a long one. Shit. Oh, we might have to speed. We're going to have to speed this up, guys. If this sucks and you guys don't like it, just tell us. Actually, you could you could tell us by then they'll all have been recorded and edited. We won't change. It's going to be tough to apply that note. Future episodes will take care of that. Thank you guys for listening. We'll be back next time with the countdown from 70 to 40 of the top 92 new heights moments of all time. New Heights will return with brand new episodes with the actual host of this show on September 2nd. Once again, follow the show on. All social media at new height show with one S for clips throughout the week. What else does he say? We'll talk to you guys soon. Peace.