Could I Be A Doctor!? (Medical Quiz)

- Endless summer escapes start here. Travel the worlds of Netflix IRL. Inspired by fan favorites like Stranger Things and Squid Game. Brave the upside down. Face off with the front man. Play leveled up arcade games. Shop exclusive merch. And enjoy themed food and drinks. Beat the heat. Play, eat, and shop on repeat at Netflix House at Galleria Dallas. Bring your crew and save. Get your tickets today at netflix.com/house. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Today, I'm wearing scrubs because we're gonna find out if I can truly be a doctor or not. And this probably 15 question quiz is gonna be the deciding factor in that. And if I do pass, I will be performing surgery on the first person who comments on this video. Let's go. Which side of the brain controls the right side of your body? Whew, okay, so I'm learning for the first time that that's divvied up. I thought that the brain controlled the whole shebang. I'm remembering the Bo Burnham song where he talked about the left brain and the right brain. I can't remember which one's the creative one. And I can't remember the other one. The other one that was more like analytical or whatever. I don't know. I'm gonna say, you know what? I'm not gonna get fucked here. I'm gonna say it's C. Equally, the brain is working together as a team, as we all should in society, to make not only the right side, but all of the body move at the same time. Boom, C, both equally. Give me that, Greg. - A, left side. - Ah, it's A, the left side, fuck! The left side controls the right side. And I assume the reverse. So the right side controls the left side. So we got a little bit of this. We got a little bit of a diagonal tag team, if you will. Okay, we're learning. So far, not a doctor, but let's see if, let's see. True or false, yawning is contagious to dogs. Meaning when a dog sees a human yawn, it is more likely to yawn. I have a dog, I like to yawn. This is false. Okay, it's contagious to other humans. I also heard that if you see a human yawn and you don't yawn, then you're like a psychopath or some shit, or you're like a serial killer or some shit like that. I don't know how true that is. That could be like an old wives tale or something I saw on TikTok. No one knows, but I'm going to go false here. It doesn't influence the dogs. - True. - It's true! - It doesn't influence the dogs. - It does? Yeah, maybe my dog's just nuts. I'm gonna keep that in mind next time I yawn. I'm gonna yawn at my dog and be like, let's see. Let's see what you got, bud. Give me a yawn. Wow, okay, 0 for 2, not a good start. Maybe I should take these scrubs off. Question three, your nail grows fastest on this finger. This is true? Thumb, index, middle, pinky. What would be like the reason why one of these would grow? I don't think it's the thumb. My thumb never gets like extremely long. Does it? My thumb toe, that gets long. Hmm. You know what? I'm gonna say pinky. I'm gonna say pinky. It's the smallest, the most fragile. We need it for like balance. Well, you know, whatever, but like they get long. I've seen people with long ones. And then my pinky toe, oh, now my pinky toe now. Sometimes it's long, but other times it's like nothing. I don't even, you know what? I'm gonna go index. Let's go, let's go the captain of the team here. Let's go the index. - It's the middle. - It's the middle. I would have never said middle. The middle grows longer? Not me. I thought it was the index because like this is the most important, you know? You point with it, you press shit with it. So like it's getting a lot of work done. So maybe it's fed more of your whatever makes your nails grow. Whoa, O for three is bad here. No one expects me to do well here, but I am currently in a medical hole and we'll see if I can dig my way out with my middle fingers. Which is not a real documented medical condition. Okay, I should get this. Some people can hear their own eyeballs move because of a certain inner ear condition, bro. I swear to God, if this is real, that is terrifying. My eyes are constantly darting all over the room. So I, if I could hear that, I'd go insane. A condition called auto brewery syndrome can cause a person's gut to produce alcohol from carbohydrates, making them intoxicated without drinking. That is terrifying. Auto brewery syndrome sounds like not a real name though. I'll be honest with you. Like that feels like not medical, but I think that could be real, but I don't, but I don't know. A man once had a plant growing in his life. His lung. The widely reported case involved a PC lodged in the lung. I don't believe this shit. This is like when you're young and it's like, oh, if you eat a watermelon seed is going to be, you're going to grow a watermelon. Nope. That's not why uncle Jimmy's got a giant belly. Okay. It's because of the beer. Some people experience reverse blink reflex disorder, which paralyzes their eyelids and causes them to be unable to blink for stretches of time. Reverse blink reflex disorder. Again, this is like, it feels made up like that is not a, that's first of all, too long, too long. Too many words here. Also, it's not really a reverse blink, is it? It's just not a blink. Reverse blinking. I don't even know what that would be. Reverse blink reflex. I mean, I'm losing my mind here. The one that makes the most sense to me is the alcohol one, but I just don't like the name. It doesn't feel right. I don't think that people can hear their own eyeballs because they're not like noisy. I feel like. Travel the worlds of Netflix, IRL, inspired by fan favorites, like Stranger Things and Squid Game. Brave the upside down, face off with the front man. Play leveled up arcade games, shop exclusive merch, and enjoy themed food and drinks. Beat the heat, play, eat, and shop on repeat at Netflix House at Galleria Dallas. - I would be able to hear my eyes, but they're like, they're always wet. They're kind of like gliding in there. So like what noise are they making, really? I'm going to go with B. I'm going to say auto brewery syndrome is a real thing. Oh shit. Oh, this one is, which is not real. That changes the whole thing. Which is not real. I mean, I'm going to say, I'm going to say the tree or yeah. I'm going to say the guy who had a plant growing in his lung. Final answer is C. - D. - D? I fucking knew it. You made that up. I should have thought of that. That was so stupid. Yo, I haven't gotten a question right. This is terrible. Which bone is most commonly broken? The femur, the collarbone, fingers, or boners? Okay, well we can cross boners off of this. It's either fingers or collarbone. I'm going to go with fingers. I mean, I mean, people are jamming their fingers. I've jammed my fingers. I think I've broken a finger. I don't know if I have actually, but I feel like fingers makes the most sense. You're using them the most. Collarbone is like a football injury outside of sports. I don't know when you would hurt, like break your collarbone. I'm going to say fingers. Final answer. - Collarbone. - The answer is collarbone? What is going on with me? How is the collarbone broken more than the fingers? Car crashes and falling down, but like more than fingers? I know so many people that have broken their fingers. I know like maybe one person has broken their collarbone. I mean, on football teams growing up, like people would have broken fingers all the time and just tape them. But collarbones like that puts you out. You got to wear a sling. It's terrible. All right, before we get to the rest of this video, we do have some sponsors. The first one being Aura Frames, okay? 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The medical term sphenopalatine ganglioneurology, REFERS TO YOUR FOOT FALLING ASLEEP, MEN GETTING ERECTIONS at random times brain freeze or the body's feeling of relief and calm after a big poop oh my god i'll tell you this right now that feeling right after a big poop nothing better than that okay now let's break this down so the the pala pala palatine plantar fasciitis gang ganglion so neuralgia that neur neuro that to me symbolizes maybe nerves or uh like a brain oh the brain neurological ganglion what's a ganglion cyst where is that it's like your hand or your or oh i'm gonna go your foot falling asleep because ganglion cysts i think those are either hands or feet and then the nerve feels like nerves so your foot falling asleep give me that no no no It's BRAIN FREEZE FUCK the this pen of palatine really fucked me up all right true or false this is where i make up ground your stomach gets an entirely new lining every few days how could that be i mean this can't be true right i'm gonna say false no you do not it's true get the fuck out of here dr mike's gonna kill me when he sees this yeah this is insane your stomach gets an entirely new lining every few days uh news to me that's news to me i mean it's good to know that i mean it's good to know that you could like really mess up your stomach and you just a few days you'll get a new one that's fine i have to get one right this is so bad i think it's safe to say i will not be performing surgery on the first person who commented on this but that is what it is here we go question eight what actually causes your fingers to wrinkle in water they absorb water your nerves trigger the reaction salt leaves your skin or tiny air bubbles i have no idea um it's not salt leaves your skin i feel like i've gone on like runs and stuff and salt is like on my hat or on my shirt or something so i've lost salt like that but it doesn't wrinkle anything my hands don't get wrinkly tiny air bubbles i don't really understand how that would i don't think that's the thing the nerves trigger the endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid games brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com the action i mean this is what i thought to begin with but i don't know if this is just something you tell a child but i'm gonna go with a they absorb water b nerves that trigger the answer is b but but if i just like wash my hands they don't get like that it has to be like in water and your nerves trigger the reaction to make them you know what's crazy to think about like i'm looking at my hand right now and we just don't even really think about that like there are times where i'll look down at my hand and it'd be all scrunched up and wrinkled like that's so abnormal to be looking at it and being like oh my fingers are all but we're just like oh yeah i know it's something that happens you know what i mean like right now i can't even imagine that happening to my hand but it happens all right so the nerves trigger the reaction i i really need to get something right here how much saliva does the average person produce in a lifetime i mean i mean how could i even get this right enough to fill a bathtub no way enough to fill two swimming pools enough to fill two bathtubs or enough to film a swimming pool you know what i thought these were all low i don't know if i'm just a big drooly mess but i thought it would be more than these no way it can be a bathtub i feel like i could fill a bathtub in like two years just spitting all the time also if you put like a like a a fresh tiramisu in front of me or something you'll get some drool out of me or like a really good sleep i've well i could wring out a pillow and like you know get put some dent in a bathtub i'm gonna say awesome swimming pool one swimming pool of saliva through your life that's what i'm going with it's two swimming pools i'm gonna freak out and i literally should have just went with my gut i know i got to trust my gut i don't know what's going on here i i you know what it is i'm not i'm in a i'm in scrubs that's this sucks i can't get anything right true or false identical twins have identical fingerprints this is the one that i get correct this answer is false no two people have the same identical fingerprints show me false greg i'm on the board baby because of crime ladies and gentlemen that's why we we do that that's why we fingerprint because it's not the same for everyone even if they are twins you know otherwise there'd be twins out here robin banks we'd be like we don't know who who it would be easier oh my god thank god i got that right okay last question which medical fact is false there are tiny mites living on almost every adult's face that better be false on average a person will pass gas between 10 to 20 times per day i have a burping disease so those numbers are kicked up okay those are i'm batting i'm in the hall of fame of this to be honest with you all right every person has one nostril that's permanently dominant just like being right or left-handed i guess that makes sense your mouth contains more bacteria than there are people on earth that i believe that i believe i believe in the mites for some reason oh i believe in all these actually wow which one of these is false tiny mites living on my face mites though mites like are they mites like are they really my mouth contains a lot of bacteria more than people on earth though what is that eight billion that's insane that's too many you know what i'm gonna go with c you don't have a dominant nostril because i don't know because i'm guessing to be honest with you the rest of it sounds like it makes sense if this is the mites i'm gonna punch myself in the tooth i'm gonna punch my mites and i'm gonna kill these mites yeah i'm gonna go with c you don't have a dominant nostril show me the nostrils greg two in a row see now i'm hot streaking okay i need to shake off the cobwebs shake off the face mites and then wait does that mean that's true oh my god there's microscopic mites on my face right now i'm heating up okay so if this was like a longer quiz you would see that i am very qualified to be a doctor but unfortunately we're wrapped for time we're cut we gotta we gotta cut for time um but there you have it folks um if you'd like me to perform surgery on you i'm open for business but we'll see anyway uh you guys can go follow uh the show go subscribe and we will see you next time endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed 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