ConnorEatsPants Returns! 

I've had a lot of people tell me the favorite chuckle was the one I was on and it always surprised me because I remember that day, I got. Yeah, I remember you told me something after that episode. Yeah, that morning I got a call from my doctor if you remember. And like they were like, yo, you like may have like cancer. Right, right. This is like an hour before the show. Connery's pants cancer episode. Yeah, we went to like a bagel place like I before and like we're like there and I'm like thinking I'm like, do I like taught like do I like do this as a bit like on like on show to do I go like, yeah, I may have like I break this news to you guys on the show too. And like process and I was like, no, I'm not going to do that. What kind of doctor says you might have cancer? Well, because I wanted me to come back in for more tests. And then I was like, oh, like is everything good? And they're like, yeah, it's just a little concerned like these numbers. And I was like, oh, yeah, these are kind of cancer numbers. Yeah, these are cancer numbers. The opposite of angel numbers. Yeah, three 16. Yeah, that's John. 18, six. Okay. You sure? Yeah. Oh, um, if if if ever these little ones are to stumble. Oh, yeah. But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to stumble and sin, it would be better for him to have a heavy millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea. I mean, that's true. I mean, like in an ideal world that is a better situation than the. You just got to get some millstones is really the, really the question there. What do you find them? Probably mills. Mills. Yeah, farms where you do work with cattle. Yeah, generally. I would hate them a real job. Oh, my God. I would suck. Real job cringe. Did you guys ever have real job? I know you did. Oh, yeah, I did. Well, he had one when he was 12. What was your job? Landscaping. Boom, job right there. We got fucking staples. I'm sure you worked at daddy's landscaping company. Wasn't my dad. Who's wasn't? It's my dad. Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich. I worked on a lot of film sets on like fucking Craigslist film sets where we're driving up to fucking. Driving out to I'm driving to vans to yonkers and we're we're for fucking shitty day rates at $100 for for the day or whatever. Yeah, that was that was my only real job for it was for two and a half to three weeks was spending the sign outside of little Caesars. An outlet on the side. Yeah, for like really? Do we have to wear a suit? No, I just had to address them as Caesar. No, they have me do that. I literally could wear whatever and like I just spun the sign, but it was awful because it was Atlanta with humidity in like early August. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, I don't want to do this. So then I just quit. I never got quiet. I quit it. I just didn't show up anymore. Yeah. That's not quiet quitting. I can tell you what quiet quitting is. Quiet quitting is when you stay employed. Oh, but you you slack off you coast. Oh, yeah. So like you quit. You've checked. Yeah. Kind of like what you're doing with the podcast, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I never understood sign spinning because the act of spinning the sign totally gets rid of the purpose of the sign, which is to direct you to where the establishment is. No, I mean, I. Yeah, it does really create a question in terms of the directionality of where it is. I mean, the idea is just that like if you're driving past this this outlet that has like a subway and like, you know, like a spa or something. Like you see the guy and you're like, oh, they have a little caesars. I can go get pizza here if you stop the red light. It's kind of just like in advertising. It's not actually. Yeah. I mean, it's. Uh, I think we had one that was like pointing, but it didn't even matter. Like it was like this guy. Like he had like a $5 pizza sign. Oh, wow. Yeah. And was yours was the $5 one? Yeah. That was their thing. I don't know, I don't think I had like that guy in the bottom right has like a vest. Oh, yeah. I didn't have that. I always got a guitar. Oh, yeah. Wait. So you were playing. You were shredding? No, I'm telling you I didn't have that. You didn't have the norm. Yeah. Oh, that's what I had. Damn. Did you wear a red shirt or was it just like? I've said three times. I just wore my clothes, dude. I like, I would leave school and I would just show up. What about you? I don't understand why you're getting frustrated with me. I'm just trying to learn more about you. I'm just trying to learn more about you, Connor. And that's why we had you here on the podcast today. Welcome everybody to Chuckle sandwich. We've got Connery's pants. Thank you. He's a little bit against me this episode. That's true. I don't know if it's because I love you. I love you. Oh, wow. You did. Yeah. You just picking. So we're so in. So we're making fun of disabled people now. Is that what's going on? I'm an ADHD. I'm disabled. I'm disabled too. Don't you start it. He's. What's your poison? What's your poison? What's one you want to hear? Oh, give me the list. Okay. I ADHD. OCD. Eventually a doctor was like, oh, you're on the spectrum. Because of that. These things are like, they're like, I don't agree with those. You're on. You're this. And so then I just gave up. Like which spectrum? Like autism spectrum. Oh, okay. So I was like, it's better than my internet. Yeah. Yeah. Like, good one. I just got it. That's what happened. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. These are special jokes I was saving for you. Yeah. So I mean, at this point, I just don't even like, I just, I'm just me. And cancer. And cancer. Cancer. That's definitely the only way. B9. B9. Yeah. So wait, was it a, was it a? No. It was literally like, they took numbers and they thought it might be cancer and they took numbers again. Okay. When you say benign, that makes it sound like you had a, like, you had a man. No, I didn't. The numbers themselves were benign. Yeah. They were angel numbers. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine you're like in the high range of something and he's like, but it's an angel number. Like they're reading up there. Oh, that was not looking good. Oh, it is an angel number. Yeah. Your cholesterol is 777, but don't worry, even though that's like almost triple the of a healthy amount. It's actually an angel number. Yeah. So, yeah. As long as you don't go to 7778 or 7776, you're fine. You're just going to maintain it that way. It's at 11, but I mean, it's good. I have a high resting heart rate. Yeah. Me too. But you know what they say? They say that people with low resting heart rates are violent. Yeah. I've heard that too. Look us up, Tucker. Low resting heart rate correlates to violence in men. I'm going to call Tucker Jamie throughout the episode because it's funny to me. Sorry. Is that okay? Tucker? That's fine. Yeah. That's how I made people understand him for a while, but I think that people on the podcast, like watchers have really, I don't think that they a lot, the majority of our viewers watch any other podcast besides Chuckle sandwich because people will be like, wait, okay. So, Tucker's on the podcast, but and he's talking. So, that means that he's a hundred percent third member that's his role. And like they never fused. They are. They've always been confused. No, you're not. For Chuckle Week, it's more of a Jamie role. Yeah. But when it's now these days, yeah. When it's just daddy and daddy, you know, but come out and play. Papa and daddy. Yeah. I'm a little Jimmy. Who's Jimmy? You're a little Jimmy. Oh, I think I thought you can't slap little Jimmy. No, dude, I'm daddy. That's daddy. No, your uncle's spud. Scroll down here. Wait, no, look at that. AI over you. No, no. I don't want the AI. I want the actual study. Please. Okay. Compared to men with resting heart rates greater than 83 per minute, that's me, by the way. The low heart rate group was 39% more likely. It can be convicted of violent crimes. Is it because their blood runs cold? That's significant. I think it's just because they're more active people. Yeah. They're used to the better. They do more. They do more. Yeah. I would think they're this more calm. Like they're more like they don't feed. They don't react. The lower heart rates is usually consistent with more like being the better shape. Because it's just like your heart's working less hard to keep you pumped. Yeah. Or like it's just your heart's strong. Whenever I kill people, I'm like way over 83 beats. That is a good point. Whenever I do something bad, my heart rate usually spikes. Right. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You don't? No. Usually they calm. Ted, calm. What's your resting heart rate? Oh, my resting? Like, I'll check myself in the morning. And it's like, it's just sitting at 100. It's 120. [laughter] That's awesome. So, I did do an, when I did the Anthony Padilla episode, I kept, I was wearing my Apple watch. And I kept getting little notifications from my Apple watch, where it was like, hey, your heart rates high. So I was like, God, my Apple watch is being so annoying. It's telling me my rates do high. And I was like, he was like, or, or you know what? I saw him at the streamies. And that had come up. And then it came up again because he was like showing some serious concern about it. Yeah. So no, it's sitting around 100 and 120. I think it's because of my meds. Because I'll take, I'll go off my meds and I'll be rocking like 80 or something. Yeah. So you get violent off your meds is what you're saying. Oh, like, yeah dude. Like, I'm fine though. Okay. Why are you, you're like restraining your right arm right now. So you're holding it down. Dude, yeah, no. No. Just a little, enhanced response. Yeah, no. But I'm so happy to have you here today. No, I'm happy to be here. I'm so happy to have you here today. You know it's crazy. I was talking to you about this a few years ago when I went to TwitchCon. It's been five years that we've been like doing this like, this whole thing. Yeah, like successfully in like five years. Is that true? I mean, 2019 TwitchCon was five years ago. Yeah. Yeah. I was just growing in 2019. Like 2019 was like, I would say the 2020 was my year. That's fair. I mean, I thought you were big at the time. You were a late bloomer. I was like, - I thought Ted was like one of the bigger. - No. - I couldn't start it. I was like 10. - Bigger in stature but not in numbers. - I always thought you were like-- - I don't think I hit like 100,000 subs in like the fall of 2019. - Yeah. - So like. - Okay. - Yeah, that's late, dude. I was there like a year before. - Yeah, we're all around the same time. - I was at 7,500 subscribers in January of 2019. - Small. - So if they give you an understanding of like where. - Yeah, that's about it. - It just passed five years for me doing it full time when I dropped out of college. - How about a drop out? - About a month into the semester in 2019. - Yeah, I just, I fucking was like, I gotta finish this. - Yeah, and that's why you were a late bloomer. - Yeah. - Because your time was spent somewhere else. - What has been the same though? - That's what usually happens. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You think like when you finish school, you're like, oh. - Yeah, man. - My output was better when I was like in high school. Like I actually worked harder. I feel with my students. - The routines. - Yeah, I think the routines. - That's why I started like, I've started doing little class things outside of, - Oh nice. - Outside of classes? - Yeah, classes. - Maybe so. - What? - Various skills. - You wanna do an improv class? - That's what I was doing. - I would absolutely go to an improv class. - Really? - Yeah, I feel like that, I did one in middle school and I think that really helped with like streaming. - What I did was I did like this little, just like a workshop thing, where it was like showing like the base stuff and then I actually recently did an audition for like their, 'cause you have to audition for their base, like their basic classes and they go through the stuff. And so I did that literally on, like right before Chuckle Week started, like the day that you guys landed. - I'd rather go to like a shitty improv class or like you go on Craigslist and it's like a guy here that has been a failed actor. - Yeah, like I wanna be in the victorious. - Exactly, it's not something you have to audition for. - Mr. Witz's name. - Dershowitz? - No. - Psycho-witz. - Psycho-witz. - Psycho-witz sipping out of a coconut. - Well, there's a bunch of different improv schools. There's a, there's UCB, upright citizens per grade and a lot of people like that. - Did they name Psycho-witz off Alan Dershowitz? No, I think about it. - Maybe, who's Alan Dershowitz? - I forget if he's like the good one or the bad one. There's two lawyers and there's one that's evil and one that's good. - That guy does look like an improv guy though. - I wanna be at Hollywood Arts at Mr. Psycho-witz's class. - Oh, you know what I wanna see? Never mind, they're high schoolers. (laughing) - Good call man, good call. Nice, no, that was a good call. - They were old. - But they, but we, you have to think about like where we were when we were, when we saw this show. We were also children, they were older than us. - Yeah, they were older. - They remained older than us. - It is crazy like how much impact "Dance Nighter" shows have for how evenly apparently is. - Like it's not like they're immortal and they stayed that age. - No, they didn't. - Like Drake and Josh, I Carly and this show have such like staying power. - Same cat. - Yeah, same. - Well, yeah, same cat has a great bits. - Who, what was the name of the girl that was like angry all the time? - Jade. - Jade, hide, let her kill me. I was gonna say something about Jade as well. - I would let her kill me. - This show just, like the thing about victorious is Tori is the worst character. And there's nothing against Victoria Justice but she's by far the most boring character. This show should have been called Andre and Friends. - Andre is indeed like this show is so much better when it's just Andre doing stuff. - I don't know, like, this might be wrong entirely but I feel like I've just heard so much like, and I could be getting this information from Twitter but like Victoria just is being like a piece of shit. - What? I even had that at all. - I don't know, I just don't know. - Maybe there was like drama or something - I love her. - Leave a mutual friend to it and they love her. - Really? - And they get a big of Victoria is wonderful. - Really? Okay, well that's good. I think I, maybe it was like some sort of Ariana Grande stand-in creative. - Oh, that's probably narrative or something like that. - It's crazy how social media can influence you like that. - It is true. - I've been influenced. - I remember when I was watching Tom and Jerry as a kid, I would love Jerry. But then you grow up and then you realize, oh, Tom is the one who- - He's abused. - He's the working man in that house. - Tom is the blue-collar man and he deserves some more respect than he's given. - And he is, he is, he is. - Sisyphus. - He is Sisyphus. - Really? - He truly is. - And his punishment whenever he falls back down the hill is to be beaten senseless by his owners. I mean, he is in a impossible situation. - And you start to sympathize with that. - Yeah. - And you start to really like Tom as you mature. And I think the same thing happens with most dance Schneider shows. The person you root for, aka Tori as a kid, you kinda realize, oh, she was kind of a shit person in the show. Carly was kind of like not really likeable either. And you know what, I really started, oh, you need some of this? - No, no, candid to me. - What is this? - It's Raid. - Oh, it's Raid. - There's just some Buggies. I've really started relating to Trina. - Really, Trina Vega. - Yeah. - Victoria's Andre in front. - Is there a character you relate to most? - On Victoria's. - Rex. - Rex a little bit, yeah, Rex. I mean, honestly, like he was funny. - He's actually like, he's his own guy. And not because of the stature, but because of like who he is. I don't know. - Dad, can you stop fucking Spring Raid? - It's podcast. - I think I got it. - He actually smells quite pleasant. - I think I got it. See, it was there. And now there's just foam. - Can we get new cups and I can pour a new drink? - Yeah, I think it should be fine. Not bad for human. - Bad profile. - Listen, it'd be really bad if I got, if I got cancer after this one though. - Yeah. It would be. - So Connor. - What? - Are you laughing about? - Oh, he's a funny guy, he's laughing. - Are you laughing about cancer? - Cancer is the last thing I would laugh about. My biggest inspiration in my life died of cancer when I was 12. I say your biggest inspiration in life is cancer. And I was like, no. Connor, you're sort of on a, how do you call it? You're on like a media tour right now, aren't you? - Yeah, yeah, last week I had my Fortnite Friday with former Congressman George Santos. - Wow. - That's nice. - Yeah. - How did that mean like, okay, well, I don't know when it was, it was discussion. Serious discussion about like AR-15s and shit. Interrupted by, oh, the storm's coming. - I gotta go. - I was just Fortnite Friday, dude. - Well, but you've been kind of stepping up your Fortnite Friday game. I mean, this has always been, Fortnite Friday has always been a consistent thing for you. - I don't think I'm, I've talked about him. - But it's past years when I really started it. - This past year's when you really started it. - Yeah, I mean, you've had it for years. - I joked about it for years, I never did it. - Oh. - I'd be like, oh, Fortnite Friday would be a bit and I was like, oh, maybe I'll do it. - Wait, so you were doing it for the first time just this year? - I'm not good at my job. Like, I did say things and like, I don't actually, he knows, I don't even like do things. Like, I just kind of say it or like, I'll just, 'cause I just stream. I just play video games and I try to make myself laugh and a lot of times I'm just tired and lazy. But like, lately past two months, I've not been as tired and lazy. - I haven't been as tired and lazy either. It's some people say that it's the October. - Really? - It's some people say that it's the fall because it's like the second win that you get after New Year's where you're like, oh shit, there's three months of that, didn't you? - No, that's not for me. You know what it is? It's like, turn 25 and I had a quarter like this. - Oh yeah. - That's what it is. - A third, maybe. - Well, half, well, I think we're gonna live longer as long as like the world doesn't explode. - You think we're getting to 100? - I mean, if the world doesn't explode, we are gonna live longer, yeah. - Really? - 'Cause we're, we eat healthier. - Something's gonna, 'cause something's gonna come, oh, I don't feel that way. I'm not eating healthier, dude. - I don't know. - They're gonna let you give us, they're gonna give us like a shot or something. - Oh, a shot, a vaccine. - Something that's testing on mice right now, we're gonna get one more 15 and we're gonna be 25 again. - Yeah. - That'd be nice. - Something like that. - Yeah, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good. - No, it's much more likely that the world explodes and more than the next maybe five to six years. - Like a planet? It explodes from the core. - No, maybe like society or like, structures of government or economy. - Yeah. Back to the Fortnite Friday real quick. So you started actually, you started actually going at it this year. And the first person that I started to take notice of like, oh, Connor's changing the angle here a little bit was when you had the tiger king on. - And he wasn't even playing Fortnite with it. He called in from prison. - Yes, yes. So the way that happened is he was active on social media, which that was interesting considering he's in prison. - Yeah, I don't really know what they get in prison. Like how much people have? - Yeah, I don't know if it's totally him or not. I mean, when I messaged, he would respond as him. So I don't, but I know like his boyfriend outside of jail is helping him run the account or something. But like when I messaged I was like, I sent the whole pitch of Fortnite Friday. I was like, you can come on the show, talk about whatever you want. I don't care. And so his response was I've screenshot of it somewhere, but he just goes, I don't know shit about that game. Do you know anything about crypto? And I was like, I go, if you want to sell a crypto thing, like you can talk whatever you want on here. I do not care. Just come on the show. - Yeah. - And so he planned on it. He has to get, he gets one call a week. And so he like gets his like money. - That was his call. - He used his whole week call. - He used his call, yeah. - You used his whole week? - I found this out after the fact. Yeah, he has paid the cost money to call to you. So he had to pay money. - How much did it cost? - I don't know. I mean, Northern Lyon thought it might cost like $250, but it might just be Canadian. - Wow. - Like currency. - Is he in jail in Canada? - No, but there's no, Northern Lyon clip where he said that. So that was my only context for that. - Oh, okay. So, okay, so how long is he in jail for? - So apparently into like 2032 or something like that? - That's quite a while. - But he insisted he's getting out like by Christmas. That's what he was saying. interviews. What did he even do? He ordered a hitman on that one Florida tiger lady. But he says he didn't do that. Oh, well, if he didn't do it. That's what he said. So he's gonna get mad at me if I misrepresent his argument here. So you guys should do your own research on this, but what is the animal abuse guy? Okay. So Joe is out of his serving a 21 year prison sentence for animal abuse and two attempted murder for higher convictions. So he tried it twice. Dude, Google, can we talk about Google now? Like it is actively a worse service than it's ever been solely because of AI. Because it's just wrong. Like he's not at no, he's moved prison since then. And like, yeah, like Google was actually become like a worse way to like search for things. Yeah, I don't think I've actually searched anything on Google without putting Reddit at the end in the past. Like, yeah, now Reddit is Reddit is the savior. Like it's crazy though. Like was Google not always AI? What makes it AI now? And why is it a worse service? Like it's crazy. So his original sentence was 22 years, but he got a one year reduction. Nice. Oh, good for him. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, by at that rate, he's out by Christmas. Maybe so. Wow. So how did that one go? Because I didn't actually watch too many clips of it. I thought one clip. I've, I, I'm ashamed to say that I've consumed most of these Fortnite fighters through through Twitter through the Twitter clips that have come out from it. Yeah, of course. But I know that a lot of people have in general. It's, it's an event and people sit down. And honestly, I feel like the next Fortnite Friday, I'll probably get a little wash party together. Oh, thank you. There were people that were doing that. It meant a lot. It was cool. But, um, yeah, well, I saw a tweet from Aiden, where, uh, Aiden Calvin. Yep. The guys were watching it. Yeah. I got a call from like a bunch of friends after Maya called Cutie and Ludd watched it together. It meant a lot. I mean, like, it's cool to like see like all the like, they have like a huge reaction online from like, people. Sure. But like, to me, it's, I mean, this is like your thing. Yeah. It's like, this is something completely. Yeah. And like, I have friends all over like the space and they know they like me and they care about what I do and stuff. So like, they have like a project. They're like, I'm like, actually like really happy about it. It's cool. Yeah. You should be proud. Thanks. And I'm proud of you. Thanks. Thanks. Who's next? I don't know. But I, I want to try to get to my, it's not a political figure. So the show doesn't keep getting a political connotation. But like, it's kind of just that season. So how did, how did the, how did the Joe one go? Yes. The Joe one went great. It was exactly how I planned it. And within 30 minutes, I tried to like keep amping them up and revving them up and stuff throughout. And then once he gave me the, the notification that he was like, only had three minutes left, that was when I really started pressing them. And I was like, how about the tigers or whatever. And like, kind of like, right, poked his, poked him a little bit on some stuff. Like you, you kind of mistreated the tigers, even if I don't know if he really did. But he was like, seemed like he did. And so he got mad and he hang up, hung up like right at the end at like 28 minutes rather than like 30. But uh, yeah, it was perfect. I loved it. Yeah. I was like, I saw that clip of you talking about the tiger thing. And I was like, I was like, I wonder what, at what point he's doing this because, because that seems like it's like a delicate thing where he could just be like, I can wait a week until I call someone else and just hang up because he couldn't play Fortnite because he's in jail. I had, I made a Fortnite account called like Santa Rosa Police Department, which is the jail that he's at. And I just had a chatter like play on the account for me the whole time. So like, if you'd like tuned in, you would see it and you're like, what the hell is he playing the game? Yeah. Yeah. And but it was good bit. That was funny. That person that played on it is the guy that like just applies like every single of my tweets now. And it's like, put me on Fortnite Friday. Just like some kid. Yeah. And I, like, I got annoyed by them. So I was like, all right, dude, like here you go. Like, here's your opportunity to be on the show. Like, I don't have you to do this to them. Like, awesome, perfect. They finished and I was like, hey, thanks for doing that. And they're like, okay, thanks. Yeah, I'm not going to stop by the way. Like, not that like I was like, he's like, now I've got in the taste. I'm never going to go away. Yeah. And I don't want to block them because attention is kind of my job. Yeah. To other jobs. What happened with George Santos? Was he playing? Yeah. He was actually playing on a switch. Yeah. No, that was that was real. Real game play. Disgrace Congressman George Santos. Yeah. That's fully. I don't even, I mean, what do you, I, what do I even say about that? I mean, I just asked him and he did it. Well, so what happened? No, he did a whole poll. So before this, like, I was tweeting at him. I was like, George, come on the show and he noticed like the attention it was getting. And so I messaged him and gave him like the, the, the pitch, well, what it was. And he goes, he's like, oh, this is the George Santos team because I messaged him as the Conor. He's a pants team. Not true. It was just me. And he, because I don't have an agent or anything right now, because it's like my job. But he goes, this George Santos team and they're like the, oh, it's like, yeah, he's like trying to like, I knew, I knew full well. We were both bullshit each other. So he goes like, he goes like, the appearance fee is $6,000. What? No. And I was like, oh, I can't be do like $180. Maybe? Like, I don't know. Like, I don't want to. You, you, you, you, you're, your counter. My counter was $180. $180. $480 is not really. What brought you to the number 180 as opposed to like, my bank account, my bank account got me there. And so I did that. And he goes, no, can't do that. So I was like, yeah, well, I can't, I can't pay that much because like in my, I just made it, which I was like in my Twitch contract, I can't pay political figures to be a mystery. So you lied. I lied. I just lie. And so, but then he was like, that's fair enough. You know, let's do it anyway. But then I stopped. He didn't reply. Oh, he goes. Well, I stopped relying too. Well, I would apply to his tweets still occasionally. He'd still get big numbers. Okay. And my hope was, you know, he loves, he wants attention. That seems to be what he's after. Right. And so it was like, maybe this will work. And sure enough, like, the day I got back from Twitch gone, I get a message that's like, I spoke to my team. And, uh, I think, yeah, I thought about it. And I'll come on your show if you appear on my podcast. I'm watching. Oh, okay. So I guess I'll be on his podcast and he launches that coming up. Okay. Do you think you're still coming on? Yeah. No, he's still super friendly to me. I mean, I, he's some super nice message after and everything. Like, he was, he tweeted publicly. He was like, I loved the thing with Connor. Yeah. Oh, that's great. To his credit. Like, he seems to be as open book as he tries to be. I don't know, like, whether he's still lying about a ton of the stuff, probably, but like, it's, I don't know. Like, I, it's one of those things where, like, politicians are such a category. I mean, we just have, I don't even, like, this guy's a whole different ballpark of guy. Like, it's like, he's not only a politician, but he just, like, got in there by, like, just making things up along the way the whole way, like, saying thing. And that's how we got kicked out because everyone was like, you made all this. Well, he got kicked out because he missed use campaign finances to, like, go on, like, big, expensive trips and like, well, that's none of that. I was maybe in attendance. We misuse chuckle sandwich finances all the time. You know, what, what do you think you're drinking? This, this golden nectar here is, uh, is, uh, that's, that's, that's a right off. That's, uh, you're all that. For night Friday is not like, uh, you're not trying to burn bridges with all the notes. No, no, so that's another thing. That was something I was wondering about too. It's like, how do you, do you also mean to be fair before Tiger King and, um, Joe exotic, I had a little pump on a little pump. That was a great episode. We, we were amicable, even if we have political differences. Sure. It was great. Before that, we had McKenna Grace, Fan of Mine and Fan of this show as well. McKenna Grace, friend of the show. Yeah, in the friend of the show. McKenna Grace. She was great. Um, and then before that, I had Elmo from Elmo's world. Yeah. Yep. Wait, really? Elmo. Yep. It was Elmo. I tuned in for the Elmo one. It was great. Really? Great guy. No, great guy. You had Elmo. Elmo. The red guy. I feel like I would have heard about this. Tiger, the, the three and a half year old little boy. Pull up a little red boy. Yeah, that little, that little red boy. Yeah. Yeah, you were on it. Show me that little look of Connor eats pants for night Friday. No way. Go midway. Something. I mean, look, he's on his account, too. Look at what it says. Wait, he pulled up his, which is, here's some sound. The count name is Elmo Sesame Street. It's so cool. It's crazy. All far technology has come. Yeah, three. Wow. What was a COVID like for you? I don't know. What was that situation? Let me tell you, it was really hard for everybody on the set. You know, it's like Sesame Street to be sure that I'm out. Yeah. There's a lot of people who didn't want to master me clearly. It's fine. This, you know, almost not. Okay. But you gave a large explanation for every other person you've had in the show. And then what? I reached out to Sesame Street. Elmo is a fan. What do you need? There's a thing. I'm a blue collar streamer, Ted. Like I might be streaming dead log to 430 people on a Tuesday night. What makes you a blue collar streamer? Because I'll stream dead log to 430 people on a Tuesday night. Okay. But, you know, people still tune in and they sell this. So where do you think that when do you think that it's Twitch streamer crosses from a blue collar streamer to a white collar streamer? What's that number look like to you? When they take their job too seriously, I think. So it's not a, it's not a quantifiable number? Yeah. I feel like if I thought too much about this not only would I not be like as excited to do it, but I, the authenticity goes away. Who is the biggest blue collar streamer you think? That's a good question. It's got to be a kick streamer, for sure. It's got to be a kick streamer. Maybe it's Jack Dirty. Might be Jack Dirty. Yeah. I mean, there's nothing more blue collar than texting while driving and crashing your car. A lot of poor people do that. Yeah. That is so awesome. Like the fact that like when he like he's still streaming after like he crashes, he pans over to his friend. It's like bleeding pans back to him and then he's like the guys trying to pull him out of the car. And as the guys pulling him out, he goes, hold this, hold this. And he's like making sure that God's saving his life is holding the camera. It's just like dystopian. Like there's nothing behind his eyes. It's crazy. That's wild. I remember seeing videos from that guy like I saw a video of like his like because he just uses his bodyguards to like just go and fuck with people like I don't usually Express opinions on other content creators, but that Jack Dirty guy is like, I mean, no I kind of I kind of respect that though Like the fact that he's so universally hated by everybody even people that I hate being a he's being a dope I know but there's been such a dope, but as like a as an idea as a concept. He's like oh, like what is how old is he? I don't know. He's 20. He's 20. I think so. Wow. He watched it. He watched us in P. Laud totally watch us in 200 years. He's 20 years old. I mean, this is like this is a separation between like someone like us where it's like he doesn't Remember a pre-like content creator internet. Like I don't think he has a memory of that whereas like You know, I was fucking Seven when YouTube was invented. There are no I was seven YouTube was invented because I started but I was seven so I was nine I was eight math is good. I was wait 2005 so yeah, I was seven. Okay. Well no one I started it started it was invented It was in February of 2005 January 2007. So I was seven eight You were like the same person. I just is a stupid thing. Yeah. Yeah. Well you're in my it's you're on my side. Yeah I'm on your side. Thank you. Okay. Well fuck you. This is just okay. Wow John reprace. So have it. Have you heard? No, so he is he's 20. So that means that he was born in 2004. It's basically there's only three paragraphs of controversy. Come on They could be better than this. Yeah, yeah, the three is it correct Halloween party when he was involved with verbal argument I guess I forgot to tack one of them on February 21st, 2024 dirty was sued for assaulting battery by Chase Gardella for the incident. Yeah, I mean I've seen that video. It was like it was fucking insane and Then he hits bad October's. Yeah, it's just not his month angel numbers. Yeah, he's had a bad October two years in a row And I'm gonna have a bad October next year something with the moon or something like that Yeah, the moon and the sun. Oh, he grew up on Long Island. Well, that explains a lot. How far was that? It was a high school. Scroll down. You know that high school. Where's the high school? North North North Shore high school north shore Oh, no, no, not I'm not familiar, but I mean that this is like someone who has also that profile picture. Holy shit Wait, click home again I crashed my remember. It's a six month old video. He keeps crashing these things. Yeah, it seems like he's going out of his way to do it He probably did don't say that Why not? Okay, I don't think he crashed that one. We also someone destroyed my Lamborghini a month ago and then twenty two hours ago I crashed my apparent These don't even get good views. How is he making money? That was that's my question as well And but I really want to focus on is his profile picture. That is crazy. That is he's got the lettuce, man Are you jealous? This I mean this has got to be You know what he visually looks like to me. He looks like the richest lacrosse kid that you ever knew at your high school Yeah He looks like like like he wears his fucking Fancy basketball sneakers that he's done not trying to crease and like he has a little hop in his step He was literally going to say that that's crazy that you know I'm I'm being honest with you that is absolutely what I was thinking There's always one kid with the hop. Yeah, yeah, and then like they got a little bit of sway with the arms like who? Daddy's mom's yeah, or like his dad's f150 and like plays like music really loud. Yeah, maybe that was more of the southern thing where they really like trucks Yeah, no, he definitely was on musically. Oh my god. Look at how young he is there on the Pinterest page So when you have in Jack on the show, I'm actually down. I think that'd be a funny guess But I think it's banned from everything so I can't do that. You think it's banned from every oh, oh, they would get you in trouble I would assume he's banned on Twitch. Maybe he was on kick. He got banned from kick. We assume you to be on kick You have to be banned on Twitch, but that's not actually true now. Sometimes these guys are just there because they get more of a better split for their bullshit Right, you to keep that in mind like he gets 450 a sub Do you actually a good split who is neon? Oh, he's like he's like this guy. I don't know who neon is I've seen I've seen him, but I feel like it's just he's one of those streamers like same archetype He kind of just walks around and talks to people. No, but it's where he's like actively trying like annoying harass people He was like in like Saudi Arabia or like Dubai, or I think the same place, but he was like oh got like in trouble there for like filming somewhere And he was like detained for like two or three days rock on and so I tweeted at the Saudi Arabia embassy and I was like Hey, by the way, he's also gay because I was like we can fix this now and then I was like well, maybe don't do that Well, no, no, that's quickly. Wait, what so why wouldn't they they would be like this might be a hate criminal. It's a release Yeah, well, I just didn't want him to come back They wouldn't release them to why yeah, it's the Middle East. Yes, what about the Middle East? They don't do that gay thing there They don't they don't like that. No, he's none of them Well, my idea is it brings light to like an issue there because Saudi Arabia is a problem with that But then I was like no, this actually is like not a good joke to make it's really not mind to make that's important Yeah, definitely important. Yeah, I've learned I've gotten better over the years. Yeah, we've really cleaned ourselves up We have we have I think it just like I ever dirty I don't know if you're fucked up. I got fancy. You got fancy. I got fancy Not on the last episode. I don't know what I literally was fancy on the fly dude. That was impressive If anything, that's more impressive than when you guys showed up with no, I got fancy fancy I looked good. I got fancy within 30 seconds of me being expected to be fancy. So I can decide if you were fancy Do we need to recall how many you got wrong? Oh, they can only like it's less like syrup the more you drink it It's great. It's not just like it's real good. So, okay, Connor, who is your dream guest on Fortnite Friday then? There's like a bunch like it's such a tough question to answer because like I like the funniest people are unfortunately like these political figures so like it is definitely like the dichotomy of it is definitely Like and I think like when people tell me dream guest I think like on like a realistic level like I try not to think like a things that could never happen until J. Trump. Yeah, well like recently like Kamala Harris like she like her twitch account has been using my emotes Like I guess yeah, they were gifted. I don't know if they were gift, but you can't gift her subs anymore So I don't totally know if she's like redeeming channel points what it is decision meeting manager But they're using my emotes like in her chat. So I was like slow. I don't know who to contact But I was like dude like if you want me to like have on Fortnite Friday like I'll show like I don't even care I feel like we're when we're in we're in the last month. Yeah Before the election that would be ridiculous if anything when this episode comes out the election is over. Yeah So currently I mean there's an argument that's crazy. We actually don't know Who won the election currently scared well this may never release we know Oh, yeah, it's trying to take it. Yeah, you want to lock in a prediction right now I don't think we're going to have an answer. I don't think we are wait what like I think that's the craziest response I'm telling you they're going what's going to happen is they're going to lay this you're gonna be like we don't know They're going to delay the certification of the vote in plenty of the swing states to where you can't like actually make a call And then what we we stop and then I'm telling it's just gonna get weird It's gonna get weird. Okay Okay, I think that Kamala Harris will win the popular vote like overall the question is whether or not Trump wins enough of the swing states to where he wins the election. Yeah It's crazy how close that it's been for the last it is more so I don't love all of our adult life Because it I don't know didn't used to be that way I think Obama won by a pretty wide model. Yeah, well he doesn't he he fucking killed it because he was like the first guy that was like Using the internet like he was the first guy that let me utilize like he would follow on line X Yeah, like online sort of promotion and stuff and like Did that whole hope sign and stuff dude. He had good branding. Yeah, he killed it online. Who's the first social media office in personality? He really killed it. Yeah. Yeah, damn did a lot of that. It's just so wild like not to like get like political But like I feel like everybody that's like at least somewhat or age and like informed to an extent is like Just like so burnt out on all this and like I get it. Oh, yeah, I mean like So what like it's just the world is so crazy like he literally like The stories behind like generic six is just so funny It's dude. I was like yeah Like that period was so interesting too like I found out on Twitter About January 6th while I was in line Mast up for a covid test Yeah, that was the time like that was if that was like the most Probably the most of the times mom I probably could call it while it happened though. I think about yeah We were like right in the throes of it. I think I must have been That was probably my second time. I was saying the Austin. Yeah You guys hadn't moved to Austin yet. No the month after anywhere. Oh, yeah, interesting Damn, that was a fun time It is really weird how far how many years it's been I measured my life mostly in in years since I got out of college And now I can't do that anymore because it's been four years So I'm like I graduated from the from the college of being out of college. Yeah, it's kind of how I look at it Like I was just a senior and I just graduated. Now you're on that now you're on that because you just graduated Yeah, but I'm we're on the tape, you know, it was different. Yeah, well, it's different because you're I didn't have some of these because you're just starting your content creative journey If it becomes a journey. I'm still at the point where I don't know if it will you know, I don't have any I don't have any I don't think you're gonna fling you're gonna squeeze every drop out of it It's going on for at least a couple of years even if you start falling off now. Yep. I don't think he's kind of but he's got I feel like every. person when they enter the online space, they have like a kinetic potential, you know, that makes no sense. Those are opposite forms of energy. In fact, they have direct odds. Okay, sorry, they have potential energy. Okay, and every object has potential energy. Well, but okay, guys, listen, you're butchering this. No, I was actually adding their potential. They're, they start like this and then, you know, you know, you're not even going to drop it out. You're not even going to drop it. It's just how you use it. I mean, listen, I can't use what I'll say. Here's what I'll say. I can't blossom unless you guys give me the opportunity to and don't get a potential kinetic. I mean, what's the difference here? Nobody knows. No, nobody knows. I've never said something stupid in my life. Connor, I think back to those early days of Austin and the thing that strikes me the most about that time is like, holy shit, we drank a lot. Yeah. Did you guys really? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, you, yeah, I drank a lot. You drank a lot. Yeah, I drank a lot of weight. I drank a good bit, but like, you drank a lot. I was, yeah, I was getting plastered off. You were like, unironically, an alcoholic for like mid 2020 until like, yeah, and it's funny because like, that was supposed to be the move to Austin was like me turning things around. Yeah. Okay. Not that we had to adjust for, but yeah, nothing turned around. It just kept you just you just stepped on the accelerator. Yeah. The best decision I made wasn't moving to Texas. It was probably getting jambo. Yeah. Who is just sweet old guy? The fucking best. Dude, I miss him and bumper hanging out. Poor guy. But I wish bumper had a friend, man. You can get him. I know. Well, I can say that. But now he's too scared, bro. Like he's. Well, that might help him. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. I need to rescue another. I can't just buy a designer cat like. Oh, no. Yeah. Pokey has these bougie cats and Pokey. Yeah. What does she have? She is a bow and no, no, like what would what? What flavor? White fluffy and orange white. White fluffy. Yeah, they're definitely designed. That is a. I want to tell. That's an expensive cat. That is a beautiful cat. And you know what? I bet. I bet it's rude. Both spoiled as fuck and it doesn't. I mean, it is kind of like it is kind of like the cat from what is it? The the aristocrats like the like the it's like the girl one that was like really cool or really like this cat is so bougie that I call it. I was like, Hey, I need an automatic litter box for bumper. And she was like, Oh, this one's great. And it was so fancy that bumper didn't get it. And he wouldn't use it. Come on in like on the street cat. It was like the special litter and like he wouldn't do it. And so I had to just throw it. Yeah, yeah. So I had to go. There's some crazy types of cats that I didn't know existed. That I only know is this because of like reddit and TikTok now. All set cats. Well, I've already knows about the balls are cats. Those are just like the Egyptian cats. You know, those are ones that remind me of Egypt. Egypt. Yeah, the naked cats. They remind me like a links the links or the sphinx. By that one that looks like a cheetah is pretty cool. I bet it's expensive. Oh, yeah, the leopard cats or whatever. Wow. Yeah, those ones look like aliens. I don't want. Yeah, I don't want to get that. I feel like I feel like if you made that thing gave that thing a full body. I mean, I guess there's something like in in us though that like I don't know whether it's like whether aliens planted us here or what it is that like made the sphinx or whatever. But I look at that. I'm like that is like that could be like a god figure. Well, you know that there's a hole in the sphinx top of his head. Yeah, yeah, there's a hole. There's an iron trap door. I really hope that there's aliens. They like they do like a facial knowledge in there. Did you know that? Yeah, well, I'm saying that aliens can do a face reveal scene. Like we're going to this point where we're like the world's going to blow up. Like if they're here, like say something, please. Do you think that that's a guy or was that meant to be a cat? Maybe both. It was a cat. Yeah, it fell off and then they carved it into something new. Yeah, definitely. Was it a cat or was it in a new best face? Like one of those dogs. It used to be like green. That's what's crazy. What's it like? Like like like Ege like Kyra like all around there. It used to be like, oh, yeah. No, that you yeah, in terms of the post ice age period. Yeah, what happened? Yeah. Well, I'm a post the so the ice age ended and but the the area around each of and stuff would used to be a lot more lush because the fertile crescent. Yeah, different places before the weather machine. That's the fertile crescent nearby. Egypt is definitely in the fertile crescent. It's not. It's crazy how interesting the world is in this regard where like there's like pyramids of like similar design and like shape structure. Like in like South America and like Egypt. But then like you listen to Joe Rogan, you get some guy that's like, yeah. And that was like the aliens that put it's like, okay. Well, let's slow down a bit. Well, they were using some different form of energy. Let's let's not beat around that bush. Right. You can't build something like that without some you got the rabbit hole like the Nikola Tesla wireless energy. Well, I'm saying there were probably using some kind of vibrations to move those stones because you'd need it would take just so long. Vibrations, it makes you wonder what kind of alternate energy they had to move those stones. They humming at the stone is millions of. There's some head and there are 80 tons each. There's some great Joe Rogan episodes I can link. I feel like I could have done that. No, you couldn't have, no, you couldn't. You're just saying that to be me. I don't think you could have done that either. That's the only reason you're saying that is because you want to hurt my feelings. No, that's the only reason you're saying that if I tried hard enough and I had enough motivation, I could have moved those stones, okay? Okay, I'd be using levers. I'd be using switches. I'd be using millstones, probably millstones. You ever heard of them? I'm going to have a conversation with someone who gets it a little better. No, don't talk to him. Oh, I'm going to talk to him. Don't talk to him. I don't want to hear what he has to say. Okay. But if he does talk to him, tell me how the pyramids were built. Wait, aren't those stones 80 tons each? And don't you need like some kind of alternate energy like vibration or harnessing the power of sound, but those, but answer in Mandarin Chinese. Nice going, dude. That's quite a lot of people, they talk about 10 minutes a day. Now you're never going to know the answer at all. I used chat GPT for the first time last night. Did you? Yeah, it's amazing. It's actually incredible. Like I was looking up for 10, 15 to 15 minutes on how to like change alt tab to not show windows and previews anymore to just show the little icons like it did like in Windows 7. And it was like all these things like go to your root kernel, like do command changes. And then I was like, what if I just put this in the chat GPT? And it gave me a step by step, like what I do, like literally I just one step, it just worked. I was like, that is insane. It really is the future of like search at the end of the day, like it will get to the point where what will come out is 98.9% accurate, maybe not that full nine nine. But well, I feel like there's like, I don't even know how to conscious or like to describe it with words, but there is like a gap in AI that I haven't seen it cross at all. And I don't even know the script. But there's like a in the way I explain things to it and stuff. And I that I wouldn't like a human that like, yeah, there is it's a, it's a, it's a definitely a more egalitarian way of, of explaining, I don't know. He just is on one of those word kicks again. Well, I mean, you have to be a little bit, you have to be a little bit trepidacious with, with chat GPT when you're plundering the, the riches. Okay, wait, that didn't make any sense. Actually, you said a galactic, well, no, you have to be gregarious with chat GPT. You have to be, you know, very honest with it, very chatty with it and use all the words that you can in your vocabulary. I'm just hoping that like it ends up like the robots from like interstellar, like tarves. Yes. Tars was cool. Tars is awesome. He's like chill. But they're also like subservient. They are. Yeah, he is subservient. Yeah. Which is where he should stay. I will say because people are probably going to get mad here in Ted Nivison talk about AI being the artist he is. I don't think in any of the applications like the Sora or like, hey, I recreated studio Ghibli in live action with this. I think that's absolute horse shit. In terms of like, in terms of what I've been doing recently, which is using it for fun, talking to it in like a New York accent, like it's really good at that now. Yeah. It's really good at like if you're getting into a hobby and you want to learn a certain thing without having to go on a deep dive on a forum or something like that, I learned a lot of what I know about Sumo through just talking to the thing and it gives you some nice answers. And when you're learning a language because I'm a fucking weeb now, I talk to it in Japanese and it helps. It could definitely be very helpful for like language, oh, for conversational learning of language. Do a language now working on like a little animated Vtuber thing that's AI that can talk back to you at your level of that would be yeah, because honestly, that would probably fat because I really want to learn Spanish, okay, okay, I don't know, yo, yo took it in high school. I took Latin in high school and not Spanish, so I know like nothing useful. No, it was actually good because I met the best teacher ahead of me because I'm most major sucked. Abelar, aspen, yo, por favor. It's weird. Like I wonder what's happening with AI because like there was all that sort of like open AI earlier this year, we're like, so they're like, what happens to like the highest people in the business? It's like a year or at least six months ahead of like whatever's going on. Like when the head guy left, it was a huge deal and everybody protested left the company until they would bring him back. Then they. Jam Altman, as everyone was talking about. And then they brought him back and now six months later everybody else that defended him as now leaving the company and selling their stock. Yeah. So it's like they thought initially something happened where they were like, he has achieved something that is so profound that we need to protect him in the space and then six months later they're like, I got it. Oh, he got back, he got back and he thought he was Steve Jobs and he got evil. So even AI has been kind of a train wreck if you're following the news about him. But I will say this, like, I'm not using, I'm not talking to Claude before like meta AI rock, something. Grok. Grok. Dude, Grok can't talk to me. What's funny about Grok though is he's made to be racist. Grok. Grok, you literally put in a feature that's called fun mode where you can just like actively like if you're like a loser online, you can like be talented. Yeah, like tell me a joke about Kamala Harris. And like, it'll just like shit on Kamala Harris. Yeah, no, Elon is becoming, it's so funny what's happened to Elon Musk. He used to seem like, I remember back in the day, I was like, this guy is pretty cool. He's going to be taking us to Mars and he's making rockets and he's making electric cars. This guy's sick. Are you still people who feel that way? But most of the time, I'll see Elon Musk doing his little jump like that and I'm like, this guy is not actually the biggest loser in the fucking world. Exactly. But he's like, but it's interesting because it's like, this is like an older guy doing not our job, but something similar to us where we are in the public eye and like we are expressing our thoughts and saying things online. It's like, the fact that the richest guy in the world can like in our eyes become so much of the rich. He's just so obvious. Like we can psychoanalyze him and be right. Like we can easily understand like what his deal is and it's like dude, like it's interesting to me. And the thing I want to add is Tucker, look up Elon Musk, let that sink in. The day he bought Twitter and he walks in with that sink. To be fair. Okay. He does look better in that photo, but everybody looks good holding a sink. Look how good he looks. I know, but did everybody looks genuinely good here? He does. He does. But again, I think holding a sink in this way, holding a sink like this, you're always going to look good as a guy. Are you sure? Yeah, because it's always going to be about all these aren't like flats. That's the forearm. Exactly. Because it's like this. Unless you're like really out of shape holding a sink like that is never going to lie. This is what his arms would look like, because he's holding it up. So like his, his, his, his, his biceps are flexing and stuff. He's aged significantly since then. I think there's no denying that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I made a big meme about him. I wonder if he saw it. Oh yeah. Yeah. That was when he was still cool. That was when it was cool. You know what I should start doing is tweeting that at him is getting the Elon Musk like video to him and he'd be like, nice epic meme, dude. I feel like that is some word. Elon Musk was sitting in traffic in Los Angeles and thought about how cool it would be. If he built a tunnel, so he built a tunnel under the city and then he started selling hats for his tunnel. 50,000 hats later, he got bored with hats and switched the hats out for flame throwers. He sold 20,000 of those and then five days later, he tied his car like this is all cool. I'm like admiring how cool this is. Yeah. Yeah. This is so wild. Things like this. He's like super like into like breeding. Like he wants to like have a bigger. Yeah, he's a breeder. Yeah. The sequel is amazing. You should watch that one. Yeah. You're like my. That's my man. That's my man. I know the city. Yeah, that was the funny mic. Yeah. How were you able to switch to it so effectively on enough, how were you able to switch to it so effectively? While streaming. Yeah. It was a stream deck that I had two buttons right next to each other. One that turned my actual mic on and off and one that toggled the funny mic on OBS. And Discord. And Discord. And Discord. No, Discord, Discord was always, it was either one. There was no way to toggle between them on input on Discord. So I would usually only be in the funny mic on Discord or I'd have to switch it on the fly if I really wanted to. So I guess for SDMP it works a lot better. Wait, no, it doesn't. I don't, I haven't used the funny mic on SDMP. Well, no, I'm just like, I feel like I remember you using the funny mic on Discord in S&P Live. Well, yeah, then it was set to my input as the funny mic. But then that wasn't coming through stream. No, often it wasn't. Interesting. Because I thought it was funny if everyone else heard the funny mic. Yeah. Right. But while I was streaming if I wanted to do like a half a second long funny mic thing where I'm just emphasizing one word with the funny mic, I'd say I like cock and then I'd hit both with, you know, with my two fingers, my two fingers and then it toggled both of them at the same time. That was something we got at the time that I don't think many people did on like those Minecraft servers was like, such as when we were smaller, it's like I'm putting on the show for where the people are. Yes. Like 40 people here, which was already a new record for me, but like if like you're going live like I may as well like wait until after and then like do my bits off my own stream. Of course. And so that I can set them up and do things or whatever. I didn't understand how to stream at the time. So I was doing, and I was doing college, a junior in college. So I was still doing like chill building streams with my camera on while my room, man, my no talking streams well because my roommate would be asleep, but I didn't want to stop streaming because I had that initial feeling of like, oh, this is doing well, I got to be streamed all the time. So that's what I did at Gardens Apartments at Ithaca College. I would say the only like really great streams in the era are Josh's solely because he would just get like, I don't know, maybe it's just what I appreciate in a stream, but there's an artistry and like Josh getting so mad at his chat, ask paying, giving him money actively and him just getting mad about it. Like go get slagged. Stop. Stop doing that. Stop giving. It was the same vibes on SDMP too. Josh was the only person I ever watched on that day, but he's not changed one bit. No. No. You know what's awesome is I. You think going on in a stream too. I saw Josh over the summer at a party, and I'm like, this is like late June, and this is right after the Joe Biden debate, and I was like, he's dropping out. I was like, I'm always going in and Josh goes like, nope, not going to happen. It's never going to happen. I was like, I'm telling you this was going to, this was going to happen to, he's like, nah, they won't do it. They won't do it. Whenever I see something presidential or Disney related, I will send it to Josh. I will send him a photo of it. Like when I'm at, I think there was this one time we all went to Disney at one point, and he showed us this one part on Main Street USA at Disney where there's a light bulb that is like half and half and it's like red and white, like, oh yeah, no, he knows everything about Disney. Oh wait. Yeah. I'll try. I'll try. I think we were there. It must have been when we were there at the same time or something. Yeah, we must. Um, and so whenever I take, when I'm ever at Disney with people, I will show them that, and I'll be like, my friend Josh showed me, he's actually a Disney expert. When we went last time and Josh did this bit of like, it is my birth, I'm the birthday boy, and like, you guys, I was probably one of the funniest things that like, it was ever just like between us, I wasn't for content, I've ever seen like the whole day, he was the birthday boy, and he'd be one thing, like, can we go there, we're like, no, Josh, like, we're getting through it. I think you might have been there, but I think I remember what you're talking about, yeah, because it was like, he'd like run ahead. You were there. Yeah, he'd run ahead, he'd be like, oh, it's going, we're like, Josh, we're getting ice cream, no. Oh. Was that the day that the, those women screamed out of us that was at the top of their lungs? Well, you're not there that day? Oh, maybe you weren't there that day. Well, it's playing this. It's playing the story. Playing ice cream at Disney Land, we were at the, it was at the picks, near the picks are peers where that is, right? Yeah, near the picks. Yeah, yeah. Some California adventure. Yeah. Yeah, it's like where the little food is there. And so we're getting ice cream and like, these girls across, we just like scream at the top of their lungs, like scream and like towards our group, but you're like, you're recognizing you. Particularly. Yeah, but it's just these when the recognize obviously, because these most public figure and also the stature and evenly neat look. Yeah, that's the only one thing about being this tall is that people will see us. Yeah. And you'll always get, if I'm in an area where there's a, because you can kind of tell when there's a highlight. You can tell based on the, like, the ages of people and like sort of what the, how they're dressing, the likelihood of you getting recognized, like you can, you can give it like a, like a, like a, like a 40 to, like 70% chance. Yeah. And there's also like, this is this tight thing, but like, there's a look of somebody that knows and then doesn't realize that they're giving away that they know and they won't say anything. Yeah. Oh, yeah. prediction. I'll like like one time at a bar. I was in where Tucker lives. I was at a bar with him. And I told him I was like, I came into when I was like, I'm getting recognized right now. And he was like, what? What do you mean? And then like maybe like 20 seconds later, they came up, I think. Yeah, you got recognized all over town that weekend. That was that was weird too, because that's like, like, I mean, I guess it's a college town. So, yeah. But no, so these girls like recognize the group and like scream, like it was like, like, people looked around like, are you okay? It sounded like, yeah, someone had started shooting. Yeah, like it's kind of that. It was like we're and so we walked like away like, yeah, just feel like it's unlikely that you guys would have been at Disney and I wasn't there. No, I think. He was like, "Yeah, 'cause we were staying together that weekend." - What weekend was this? - This was a chuckle week last time, wasn't it? - Yeah. - It wasn't last time. This was at least two chuckles ago. - Maybe it was, too. Maybe it was. - Huh, okay, yeah, no, I was definitely there. - Yeah, but it was a really scream. And then we-- - We walked away and sat down. - Yeah, we sat down, we got ice cream, and then we were being filmed at the table across 'cause they had sat down next to us after we sat down and they were filming and shit. - And when we get up to leave, they get up and they're like, "Can we get a photo?" And like-- - This was the-- - The only time I remember this said, "No." - Yeah, 'cause that's weird. - Often-- - That's awesome. I remember like, you go, "No, you guys were acting "and this girl, like, tries to like point over." - I was like, "I don't know what you're doing, I'm not sure." "That wasn't me, no, I was like. " - Honestly, I respected that play. I was like, "Oh, okay." - Yeah, wait, what did he say? Was she like pointed over like somebody else? Like that was like her? I was like, "What are you talking about?" - Yeah, I mean, no good for telling off 'cause there is, there is, I think, here's my theory about like sort of fan culture in these days, and I was thinking about making a larger video about it, but I haven't really decided on whether I would just, like on the whole area of it, I find interesting in positive and negative ways, I suppose, but I think that we as a culture, when it comes to, like, when high tier level fan stuff started was like, you know, 50s or 60s, you know, Elvis, shit like that, with rock and roll. And that was always a scenario where there was a, there was a inherent separation between the artist and the fan, where you could only really see them at shows, or times that they presented themselves to the world. But now, with the internet and with the access, the level of access that people have to, these people that they're fans of, I don't think that there was ever a point in which we, as a culture, needed to decide what are the levels of appropriate behavior for this circumstance. People stayed at that level of, "Oh my God, it's working Elvis!" And then they never figured out that that's appropriate. Sure, at a concert, have a good time, great, but you can't be like that all the time. Like that's not healthy, a healthy way to-- - Yeah, I mean, even just the position that we're in, I think it's so interesting because like, that's how about like the Elon thing earlier. Like, how quickly culture and stuff is happening? - Also, wait, let me just clarify. Not saying that we're like Elvis though. - Yeah, no, no, no. - Just also need to clarify that, but just at a base level of like fan to creator, or fan to artist kind of relationship. - Like what we do, like it is uncharted territory, and like even just like the way culture is shifting around like celebrity figures, or internet people. Yeah, like it's like, it's shifting so rapidly. - Hey, you're so much closer, you can just tweet at a former disgrace congressman, and he'll show up on your stream. - Funny enough. - It's getting bigger too, like you're talking about this on another episode where like YouTube is becoming like an actual like literal, I think more than 10% percentage like ownership of the streaming space. - Yeah, dude it is, I mean, that's the pitch I make to like sponsors or anybody. It was like, is what anytime they're spending watching my stream or a streamer or YouTube, just time they're not spending on Amazon Prime Video. Time they're not on Netflix, time they're not on like any of these things, like and that's valuable to these companies. - Yeah. - Yeah, but no, I was saying that like front of the show I'm kind of graced, like even like seeing like her space and stuff, like she's just like a young actor. - Yeah, what was her show like? - It was awesome, she's great, but it was interesting 'cause she had like other like young actors that were there as well, there was like the girl from like Dr. Strange and stuff, like other like young like people that are like actively growing as like actors and actresses. - It is so weird how like they're all like 20 as well. - This one say, I got like, it's so confusing me 'cause I'll be watching like, and if she's, does she listen to the podcast? - I think so, yeah. - That's funny, so she's probably like, she's probably, that's fine. I've met her once, I've met her one time, but when that connection was made of like, oh I do as this person is, now when I'm watching a show or something, she's in a lot of movies. - Yeah, and there's definitely more that I haven't like reached out and said so. - I was watching this one show called, I just like totally binge through it. I had like a moment where I'm just rotting watching it. Designated survivor for the show. - Yeah, and she was on that one. - Yeah, she was like, the daughter of like, the guy who ended up being the president because all the fucking-- - But no, I mean, the point I was getting at with it is that like they like, as actors and actresses, like in the past, it's like, you go to your audition, you make the pitch, and you see what you get. They're like, their name and what they do in their platform is tied to their socials. The same way as us now. Like when they have to go to auditions and things, like they present their answer to them, is it something that she was telling you about? - Well, yeah, I mean, ring between lines as well, but they were also telling about it. Like, I mean, it's like, obviously, it's stuff, agents are like-- - That's interesting. I never thought about that. Like, how's your social following? - Yeah, isn't that impressive? - Whoa, it's like, that is certainly like, these agents are looking at that. Like, it's a factor in everything. Like, it's wild. - And for every person like McKinna Grace, who is open about her loving the Dream S&P, shut up. - Well, more or more so-- - Friend of the show, fun. - I saw the "Friend of the Show" flag. Like, "Friend of the Show," there's 10 others who were secret S&P writers who will never face up to it. - I was really hopeful that Baron Trump was one of them. - Baron. - I was really hopeful. - Baron. - I think he's taken, he's gone for a deal. - I saw a thing about this. - I saw a thing about how he said some sort of egotistical rethink. - Yeah, he did, but he also is the one that organized Aiden Ross with Trump. So he's that kind of viewer. - Oh, no. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But if Trump was a child, he would be that type of viewer too. - What's wrong, yeah, I mean, true. We should've known better, but, you know, there's always the hope that, like, you become. - Yeah, it was fine. Well, it's because Aaron. Aaron. Baron has a. - Hey, a little bit more. - No, no, I'm all right. He's got, like, kind of, like an innocent-looking face. - Yeah. - But if you really think about it, that same innocent face will morph over the next 80 years into looking what Trump looks like exactly now. So it's going to become more of like a. - There's that clip of him, like. Tucker, try to find the clip of him, like. Milani, it's like the inauguration or something. He's, like, trying to go for like a high five. And he, like, oh, he, like, gets pissed at her. - How tall is he? - Oh, he's a. He's, like, six, seven, six, eight. - He's six, six, eight? - Yeah, he's a monster. - Whenever someone's taller than me. - Six, nine. - He's six? - No! - No! - What do they look on a podium, dude? - There's some. - There's some. - I loved, I loved those photos of, like, Barack Obama with the other politicians and shit 'cause that motherfucker was tall, too. - Yep. - And Trump was tall, too. - Yeah. - You need, like, a tall, come on. - I know, six, nine, though. - Let's get these kids. - Let's see what we're talking about. - Yeah, here, there it is. Yeah, he, like, snaps at her. Like, almost hits his mom. Yeah. This is at the inauguration, too. It's, like, bro. - How old was he? - The one time. - How old was he in this? - In this? - I'm 18 right now. - 14, so, no. - Okay, that's, that's-- - Yeah, for what? - That's-- - No. - Bro, he's in college now. - Yeah, he just got to NYU. - He gave him some, he gave him some slide. But still-- - So he's got to be 14. - Yeah, I mean, 14, that was two inauguration. - But, like, putting your father, that was the president of the Aiden Ross State, was aren't you the right? - Oh, you're right, yeah. - So that way, he was 10. - 12, 13. - No, he was 10. 11. - Was this at Trump's inauguration or a Biden's? - It had to be Trump's. 'Cause they weren't at it. - They weren't, they wouldn't go to Biden's. - Yeah, no, that was, that was when he was a 10 or 11. Yeah, that's 10 or 11 year old behavior. He's just probably my height then. - I don't give a shit for this. More so, it's more so the Aiden Ross connection. - Dude, 6'9" isn't a remarkable height. - Yeah. - You really? - Okay, you guys have seen how tall I am. That means that Baron Trump is five inches taller than me. - He needs to be on the court, dude. - I don't know why he's doing this. - Imagine someone five inches taller than me? - Yeah, that's like me, you-- - I bet he does need to be on the court. - Yeah, but you really, that's much shorter than me. - Yeah, like get him out there, man. - Why is he dressed small? - I feel like, I feel like it'd be kind of like the ultimate slam dunk for him. No pun intended of like getting, getting obscenely famous not through his dad's legacy. - Yeah. - Like put him on the fucking court and get him on the court. - I'm telling you now, I'm telling you right now. - Go ahead and do a magic mic stripper. - This is my call. He's going to be awesome in the next couple of years, like as a figure. - I feel like you say that, but that really is just could, that could mean anything. - That could just be him saying the most vehemently racist crap online and you'd be like, this is awesome. - Something about this is going to be awesome. - This is going to be our definition of awesome. - It could just be electric. - It's just inspiring you off. - Absolutely electric. - What I'm saying. - Barren, start dribbling. - Here's what I'll say though. When you say awesome, I know that you're not saying awesome. You mean funny. - Yes. - He's going to be hilarious. - You're saying, you're saying he's going to be hilarious. - That's the same thing to me though. - That could mean better. - Well I know. I'm just clarifying people what Connor means when he says awesome. He means that he's going to be hilarious. - But I also mean that in both ways. I mean he could turn full heel and like be sick and like hang out with us or he could just keep going this direction and be awesome now. - Okay. I'll take it. - But he's going to be something. He's next couple of years. - It's just funny because we haven't named or meant like even acknowledged the dogs. - You told me not to. - I know I did. It was just, and now you're holding it like baby Jesus. - Oh. - He'll be you. - This dog loves me, man. This conversation all flowed naturally from us talking about Austin. I was thinking about it. That was such a fun time that we lived there because it was pretty much like our college years was how I look at it. - Is that how you, yeah. - I tell you what it was. - Yeah. Like we moved out. We met new people. - I mean you guys were probably going to a lot of Austin parties. - Yeah. We went to a lot of party. I mean he didn't as much, but I did and like it was like, I don't know, like I've made friends that I would be, I'm hopeful, like I mean friends for life and stuff. They've been being college. - Friends for life. - And like learned a lot about myself and the world I feel. - Yeah. Okay, like college got a lot of experience. So interesting. - You guys had a totally different sort of first move out experience than I did. - It lived in so many places too. I moved like six times in a year. - In Austin? - Oh yeah, you did. - It moved like three. I couldn't do that much, but yeah. - I can't imagine dude. I moved, in that time I moved officially once. - Wow. - Yep. - And that was last month. - I'm happy to finally be in a place where I'm like, I'm hopeful I'll be here for a little bit, like maybe over a year, maybe two, like. - Yeah, no, I mean, I did the four years there, and now I'm at this new place, and I'm like, I should have moved, I should have moved. I was four years at that time. - Yeah, you should have moved a while ago. - I should have moved from that original apartment like two years ago. - Yeah. - Like I'm like, oh shit, wait, it could be better, wait. I could have like an LG appliance in my place and not like the shittiest fucking wash. I mean, it was awesome that I had in Union, Washington dry in the first place, 'cause that was like something I was looking for. But like, man, my washer sings to me now dude. It's awesome. - And you're in an actual arms, shout fire. - Yep, fire. - That's a different story, okay. Recently there has been a problem with my apartment, and now beautiful Lewis came by this morning, and he took one of the new alarms, and he's gonna replace the battery, and if it keeps going, then he's gonna fucking-- - He's gonna replace the battery. - Shout out to the other. - Honestly, I could, really, I really think I could have done that. I could have replaced a nine-fold battery. Like, and I don't think that that's the problem with it either. I think that it's a new apartment. Like, it's not, those things last for what, two years. - Nine-fold? - Nine-fold, yeah. But, no, my fucking washer dry dude, actually dries my clothes. I can dry, I can dry blankets dude. I can dry towels. - That's big. - In one go. - That's big. - I used to have to take my towels, and they would come out of the thing, and like, I asked them to fix it. At my old apartment, they were like, "Yeah, no, the air just doesn't work that way, man." Like, it's like, we just can't get enough air to dry it fast. I'm like, "Okay, this new one, I can put my towels in, one dry." This took me all day, any load of my wash in Texas, even in the last place I stayed in in Texas, would take like, I had to put the fucking dryer on four times. - Yeah, and like, that doesn't, and laundry's already hard for a motherfucker like me with a broken, putty brain. - We know. - So like, having to keep on track of the, God forbid, fold clothing coming out of the driver was bad, but to keep the amount of mildewy clothes that I had to deal with in the time that I was in that apartment was insane. - It's like soft, that's like, it's dry, but it's still a little damp, and you're like, you can tell. - Well, no, I mean, like, when the washer goes in, and then I put it in the dryer, and I do like a full hour and a half, and then I, the next morning, I'm like, "Oh, it's probably gonna be dry, open up." And I'm like, "Hey, hey, hey, what is that smell?" I've never been that poor, but that's cool. - Yeah, well, - I lay man, I lay. - Dude, my dryer, my washer, my like, dishwasher, they all sing to me now. They sing to the heavens, they sing good. - Dude, I, - It's premium. - It took me so much convincing to like, get you to start spending a little bit of money. And you don't even realize that the money is in five years, the money is not gonna be worth it. - I did not know you were convincing him to spend money. - I always thought you were the cheapest person I am. (laughing) - No, no, dude, I just can't do it. - Yeah, I don't really spend money on a lot of like crazy stuff. Recently, I've been kind of out of hand this fall. - At my behest, dude, what does behest mean? - Yeah, yeah. - No, actually honestly, that wasn't the correct usage. - No. - That would have been at your disapproval, I'm pretty sure. - Behest. - Oh, interesting. - A person's orders or command? - Interesting. - I did use that correctly. - I think I had a misunderstanding of it because of the transitional voiceover little slideshow that happens in the Witcher 3. - What? - I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. - The word behest is used at a certain point. - You still got a 2002 title at Tacoma. - And it's like the Greeks. - And it fucking-- - You know, it's that one I'm talking about. - Because we all have rhymes. - That's the first time I heard that. - That one makes a right to her a lot. - It's like 10 miles, like I could use it. - You have a lot more than 40 hours. - Seriously. - It's time to start spending money a little bit. - I gotta get better at words. - Because in 10 years, once Kamala wrecks the economy and inflation is-- - As I hope she does. - At its peak, well, we'll know for sure. - I'm voting for to do that. Like, you know, I like a little like market crash, builds character and builds up, you know, if I have kids in 10 years, maybe 15. - We already lived through one, man. - They need to like, they need a little hardship. - Once she does it-- - 15 years? - 25. - You're gonna have kids when you're 40? - I'd probably mid to late 30s. - You want to be popping 'em out early 30s. - You think? - Yeah, early 30s. - My dad had me when he was 40. - I would say like mid 30s. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old is your dad? - He had me when I was 40. - That's a little late. - That's late. - You good at math? - No. - I would say mid 30s. - So my dad had me when he was 40. How old do you think my dad is? - 40. - No. If my dad had me, like I was born when he was 40. So my dad's 40. - No, this is a trick question. - It's not a trick question. It's just math. Actually, it's an issue. - It's actually, yeah. - You just add my, how old my dad was to how old I am now? - Right, it's just like-- - My dad is so good. - My dad is 66. - He's so good. - My dad is 66 years old. - I'm just gonna drink the rainbow. - He's a good looking 66 year old. Talk we're saying this today. - Yeah, he's as good as it gets. - Yeah. - No, he looks like a J crew model. - Is he retired? - He makes me feel good about, he's gonna retire next year. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't look anything like my dad. Well, I kind of do, but for the most part, I don't really. So I even know what my grandfather, I look like my grandma, they say, but I can't really judge that because I don't see my grandma choose younger. - I'm definitely a mixture between my mom and my dad. I would say I'm a pretty salt mixture. - I don't know where I came from. - I have more of your mom's. - Yeah, I don't know where you came from either. 'Cause I'm at your parents, too, if you don't really look like your parents, at least I'm not over talking about what I look like. - Oh. - I think I look like a mixture of my mom and dad. What do you think? - Remember when you came over and he was gone doing fuck all and I let you sleep on the couch? - Yeah, on the, what was it, the rainforest trip? - Yeah. - Yeah, and the truck wasn't, the truck woke. - Yeah. - You still have and maintain for whatever. - And I just spend a lot of money. - How much? - Huh? - How much money? - On the repairs? - Yeah, the recent one you did. - Oh, I'm not saying that publicly. - Why not? - Because it's, I'm not saying. - 6,000. - I'm not saying. - 6,000? - No, I'm not saying. - What do you get? - I trust. - Tucker, if you reveal any information, you're dead to me. - I'd say. - This car, you're paying more. You're like Kenan from this car pod. - I don't listen to that. - He's got a BMW M5 that he pays tens of thousands of dollars on yearly to maintain. - Hey. - And while the car isn't gonna work that much. - Man, that car is my brand. That car is, that car is-- - What's not your brand? - No one, it's my blood. - No one knows your brand. - No one even thinks about your Tacoma, man. - Are you kidding me? - Yes. - In both of my-- - No. - My Margaritaville and my Rainforest video, I talk about the Tacoma. - Okay, I'm back on the side. - A lot of people know about the Tacoma. - I'm back on the side. - It's a bit on this channel where you talk about the basketball football size hole in the bottom of my Tacoma. - It's a new one. - The Tacoma is kind of-- - While the money is still worth anything. - Here's what I'll say. - Get the new car. - Listen to this. - Why assets, man? - If I asked a J-Shalaf fan, what car you drove, I think they would be less equipped to answer the question. - Exactly, 'cause I had dinner with him. - Because he is, yeah, that's what I was gonna say. - Damn, he's actually mad, too. You can hear it. - Yeah, you can hear it in his voice. That Tacoma is a beautiful car. It's, and anyone who knows the thing about cars, whenever I tell them about that, they're like, "You got to never get rid of that, man." - The one thing I like your Tacoma over my car is, the cloth seats. Cars from, like, early 2010s had a superior seat upholstery. That cloth, and cloth today doesn't hold a candle to it. You get in a car today with cloth seats, and it feels like shit, but that soft cloth, it's so neutral you get in when the car's hot, or when it's freezing cold. - Yeah, you're right. - And the seats are just perfect. It doesn't happen with leather. It doesn't happen with the end of the year. - Man, I could tell you something about leather. When I was a kid, my dad used to have a BMW convertible. And I would get in that car, and if it was the winner in Massachusetts, that was like stepping into a fridge of the freezer. - Yeah, I touched that. I'm like, and if it was hot, it would be like burning. - Yeah, of course, yeah. - All the other metal pieces in cars today. - And then kind of like right now, you lift your body off it, it's like stick to it. - Yeah, you stay stuck to it. - Leather's terrible. - Why are we using the skin of cows as our furniture, by the way, also? - I don't know, I don't know. That cloth-- - Why do we do that? - The cloth in your Tacoma, the cloth in my '09 Honda Accord, my first car, I just miss it so dearly. And that's the one thing if I could make any change about my car, which is pretty much perfect in any other way, I would take the cloth from that shitty trucky horse. And I just put it on my seats. - I would just remove the shitty software from my car 'cause I have the Tesla and like, it's crazy how like, shit it is, like so many of it. - It's like software I got, it's a little thing, we like cool radio. - Yeah, the only, it's crazy I even got that car 'cause I moved to Austin, and then a week later, I remember the Hellstorm hit. - Yeah, your T-Glo on your car. - Yeah, my total swag and T-Glo on it got, like a couple of small dentists in the roof. My dad on the phone's like, "Yeah, call the ambulance." Let's see what they do. - Are they total it? - Yeah, they're like, "Oh, it's totaled." I was like, "Oh." - So yeah, I don't understand the notion of totaling. - Yeah, no, me neither. This is what showed me that, is 'cause they were like, "Oh, we'll give you like 14 grand for this car." I was like, " Holy shit, awesome." And then plus that, plus-- - So wait, they said it was totaled but then they said they give you 14 grand. - Yeah. - So, that definitely paid it off. - Yeah, it paid it off. Well, yeah, pretty much at that point. 'Cause it was-- - Well, you owned that car. - Yeah, it was worth living new to an extent. And so they cleared that-- - Why did they say it was totaled then? 'Cause it would have cost them more to try and repair it. But it was probably some, I mean, some fucking agent who wanted nothing to do with it anyway, so he's like, "Oh, fuck it." - So then I did that plus Joe Biden, at the time, did an electric vehicle tax credit. And so I did that plus the totaling money, and I got a Tesla for pretty much free. - Yeah, I realized recently that the word totaling, when people say, "Oh, I told my car," or whatever, it just means that it's like too expensive to fix. - Yeah, it would make more sense to-- - No car. - With a little bit of elbow grease. - Ted, you're driving a totaled car. - No, I'm not. - Yes, that's a car. - No, I'm not. - I like a totaled car. - Okay, let's-- - I found the new new-- - Wait a minute, this one. - Wait a minute, this one. What sound did it make? Is you pulled into the driveway of this studio. (blows raspberry) - It's called love, it's perring. - And then all four of us in the car said, "That's not good." Let him per. - But then we looked at it and then turned out to be fine. - No, there was nothing fine about that. Your wheel is grinding against the wheel well. - Okay. - That's gonna be thousands of more dollars to fix, if you want to put on coil over-- - Dude, I'm out with my guys. - Dude, the car, you can sell that car for like eight grand if you try. - I don't want to go out on car talk. I want to embarrass myself. - I couldn't sell it for eight grand. - My father will listen to me, man. - Those two cars are going for like 10, dude. - It's okay. - I can't do car talk anymore, guys. I'm calling it. - I'm sorry. - You can end this part here. - I hate car talk. - No, don't end it yet. You can't end on car talk. - Okay. Connor, have you seen-- - Car talk. - Another man's a wrecked penis in real life. - Not a wreck, no. - No. - All right, well great show, guys. - Yeah, thanks for coming on, man. - Yeah, no, Connor, it was really good to see it. Wait, what would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or games unlimited games, but no games, no fucking no. - Okay, thanks, guys. - Wait, no. - Connor will put a sandwich on the sandwich right here. - Oh, his sandwich right here. - Oh. - And what's your answer to the first one? - Ham cheese. Ham cheese. - Ham cheese? - Ham and cheese. - You can be the lunch Lee. - I'm ham and cheese, and there's mayonnaise on it, and it's two slabs of white bread. - You're a full sandwich inside of the sandwich? - Inside the sandwich. You can do that. Kysonat did that with his McDonald's meal. - It's a guy. - You put a chicken set, he put it-- - He put it on the fucking podcast. - He did it, yeah. - No, no, no, no, but in his McDonald's meal, he put a chicken mix sandwich in a Big Mac. - That's the stupidest of all. - Well, thanks for coming on. - Oh! What is it gonna be? You taking the bacon or you taking the games? - The games. - No, but there's no games. - Would you rather have unlimited-- - This question was always done. This question was always done. - No more games. - No more games, no more games. - Conceptually, it was a stupid question. Conceptually, it was a stupid question. - That's a machinimal watcher. - It was dumb. - It would hope you would appreciate it a little bit. - I don't like it, and I'm tired of it. I've had enough. Machinimal is gone. - You gotta answer the question, though. There's only one person on this pocket who's never answered the question. - I answered it. - Okay. - In the past. And I don't remember what my answer was. - You answered it again, 'cause you forgot. - I guess I would have the bacon because at least I'd get something. - Yeah. - Fair enough. 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