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Try to get into the news more why well that's a weird thing and news is sad, but I appreciate I'm gonna get some DMs. I'm gonna get questions like why are you that's a little too good dude There's some people that will request like I'll look at my requested DMs like it's kind of like for me Like you know you shouldn't do it, but like that tantalizing thing kids and you're like I want to go look at it So I'll go look at my requested DMs. Oh you get some You get some cursed messages. Oh my god. Oh that OG one time out through the denim. Oh no, they're worse now Look at full on videos. I'm it's bad and I block you after that You sent me a video of you and you with no undergarments. You're gone, but they're like all the whites in my Deans will send me like the most racist videos ever and they'll like show this to Pearson cam. They'll love it Why am I catching racial stress? No, no, remember what you said about Dario when we first got him Got him you sound like you got like we threw a Casting net on him we We got it all right. Help me out. No, that's not what happened. Yeah, it's not at all. Yeah, okay Jesus he said something while first off. Did you know that made me think of what happened that the baby song what's the the baby song? Somehow I was in the shower. This one. I found out mom was a freak. She sat in the toilet Pulled out a phone with a picture of me. Yeah, sorry playing up She didn't live up to see that's what I thought up now. I don't know why my brain went there when you said DMs you with no undergarments I Need I need I need a I need us a study done. I think it's to the point genuinely. I want to know what you're requested Diebs look like do you ever look at them? Not often not often a lot of times. It's like a eighth grader like dude Let me on the podcast. Oh, yeah, I hate this never gonna happen ever. I'll kill all of those dreams right now That is never gonna happen unless you have an exhilarated talent. Oh, yeah I mean, I don't I don't even know what to tell you a baseline of like you have to meet this requirement to even Feel the need to send that. I don't even know what that could be but yeah, that's not gonna happen a lot of those a lot of oh I think I saw you some of the things you yeah, were you a new hamster last week? Never been in my life. Yeah, so it's just a point. I'm just like Yeah, that happens a lot Oh, yeah, that's not gonna happen a lot of those a lot of you have to meet this requirement to even have an exhilarated talent. Yeah, that's not gonna happen a lot of those a lot of oh, yeah, that's not gonna happen a lot of oh, yeah, that's not gonna happen a lot of those a lot of oh, yeah, that's not gonna happen a lot of oh, yeah, that's not gonna happen a lot of oh, yeah, that's not gonna happen a lot of oh, yeah. I feel bad for you. Do you ever get hit on anymore? No, really? Never like you like You don't go out some saying I think you should go out like one time by yourself or maybe with the boys and I just want to see if you get hit on because I feel like you're I think that's important, right? I like I don't get hit. I tell Sarah this if we go somewhere long enough and I'm not getting hit on I tell you there's a problem going all right? Like we need to do this themselves. They released a gas. There's a chemical out there. I'm no longer attractive. What's happening? No, no, no, we've genuinely had this conversation. We went to a honky talk now. I know those people aren't normally like, hey, what are you doing here? They don't want to hit on you. They want to hit you. Yeah, yeah, it's true. It's honestly a fact. They go the f*ck you think you did in my honky tone. Yeah, but so we went to a honky talk and we were at the bar And I mean everybody was coming up to her because she's a supermodel, right? And so everybody's like, oh my god, you're so hot and I was like Today, I said I think I'd hit on in like all day and then I go now that I think about it I think I hit on a month and I was like I don't feel good about this try years Try years. That's user error that is user error. That's that's that's I need a software update I need a lot of things and that that's a fact. I think tattoos are gonna be my go-to came here never gonna get tattoos Oh, just let it just let it be a bit. It took you six years to get convinced to grow a beard No, what do you mean convinced I didn't have the I didn't have the city's for that big guy Yes, you did and I literally gave you the person to give you a beer and then I got a beer Yeah, but you're like I don't know I think this chin strap. I really make me look like Jason to rule up No, I hated the chin strap. It's the only thing I had no you loved it No, he said you're gonna have to go through a couple rough months of looking rough But then you'll have it and then the haircut I can't afford rough months hot take I miss your old haircut Hot take that is that it's magma hot take, but I actually want to talk about DMs I got a DM that said thank God you cut your hair. I used to hate you that that was in a DM from a random person Thank God you cut your hair. I used to hate you. Those are so real like Patron cut honest hate your DMs are the best. Oh, you appreciate it. If you genuinely hate me for something I love it. Yeah exactly like the fake mad like that's good reason exactly But no, it's a it's a real thing because we did a podcast with B Simone and one of the comments that yeah Cam looks good because they were talking about your hairline his hairline's good, but let's be honest We all miss his old hair. I'm not I can't grow that back. I don't know what I would do. I don't know what you mean That's like if you have that's like if you have dreads and you go to fade That's fine a lot of people do that. Yeah, you know, it's great with a fade I mean he looked like did he a little bit but he looked great, but did he was an attractive guy that is true That is true, but I don't it's just like I don't know I struggle in that gray area. You struggle to go back No, not even knew if I want to go back to my old hair. Yeah Like think about me if I didn't get a haircut for one month you call me Millie Bobby Brown Yeah, and then if I get to maybe five weeks you say I look like I like I need help like I'm something's wrong with me You need a style. I have to go to months without getting a haircut You can style it in between like you can why people can do a lot with their hair. Why people with thin hair. I have a Yeah, but you can still do something with that you can layer it. There's there's places out there layer carpet pee How do you layer a rug came that she a pet there grows like this? There's people out there for that man I'm telling you something. I'm teaching you some how would you if I if okay at a month of growth What what is my haircut look like what would the length be it'd be like right here just a ball I'm looking really jealous towards like like this like it's like the spiky with the tips with the with the blonde tips you look Sexy like yeah, I mean talk about a slobber. I'd give you dude. I used to like clean you shout clean you shiny I mean you would think that you came fresh off the conveyor belt. How new you'd look down there? Oh, I mean, I mean you'd I'd suck the color off Not much color on it Dude, I looked at mine the other day. I was like this doesn't belong to me. You look too much color Too little dark. I mean yeah, I want to sit like I got a different pigment down there as well But it's like not I don't get the science on that. I don't know either this. That's the least exposed area of my skin to the to the sun Oh, not me. You know how I son tan. Oh, especially when the summer comes out. Oh My neighbors get to know me. Oh, what that gets a good shine. What I mean I'm gonna get a sunburn on your aid is not you spray down there obviously, but and when I son tan I'm definitely like this dog. You might have to center the sea. There's a massive hole There's a massive hole here testicle. There's a that your ball could fall out if you didn't have underwear that holds the size of a half Dollar that is a half dollar hole. Oh my god That is a predict Yeah No, no, no, no, no, you're going to I have a hole in my testicles. Yeah Minds no, we're let me see I think that's just a size comparison. I think that's just God showing us what we got What are we talking about man? What do we do it? No, but I have a question for you Yeah, yeah, you brought up not getting hit on and it does hurt my soul. Mm-hmm. Now I was talking to live About a week ago, and we were going back and forth about a week ago. We go go. Hey wait. What's our song called? I forgot to bro. What's it called? I totally forgot the name of that track about a week ago. We could go Well, that's you know. We're tweaking tweaking run up in the spot get the squeeze and squeeze and Everybody catching bullet holes bullet holes. Come on. It's got me on my bully. Yo bully. Yo Dumb What is he doing now? I think he did that one He kind of jumped up on a table in front of executives. I think that's a while ago He went to the OG. Yeah, he went to prison and then he's out But I think he's doing a drop the song with megos. I think he dropped some of megos. I mean you are white. Is I think he dropped a tune with the megos Three of megos, okay, what were we saying? I was talking to live and we were talking about the same thing crazy enough How we don't get hit on but we're not supposed to because we're in a relationship and I said no, I don't like that though That's why it is kind of lame But I have a question for you and Sarah enjoy getting hit on if you let's let's take Sarah and live out now Let's say we're a tandem. We're a relationship you and me. Yeah, okay. We go out together and someone hits on me How do you defend me? How would you defend me? What do you mean defend you? If a girl comes up into and hits on you, I have to defend you. No We're dating. Oh me and you are a couple. She's going in the trunk. I'll touch my man The truck body bag toe tag. What just like that. Yeah for you see now you're gonna have to teach you something because I think I would be okay Look we're at the bar. Okay, we're at the bar. We're dating. We're dating. I'm sitting to this quick before you showed up That's important because it depends on my mood That very much are you nicer with quickie or without? I'm more relaxed. There's a quickie sure Okay, so you're more relaxed. You're sipping on your On the other side, this is the problem say someone comes up. It's so stupid. Yeah, someone - Someone comes up and hits on you. - I don't think-- - Guy or girl? - What do you want for the scenario? - Girl. - Let's do a girl. - A girl comes up and hits on you. - What's up, baby? - See, I think I'd be like, "Hey, excuse me." - Really? - Excuse me? She goes, "Yeah, what's up?" And I go, "He's mine, that's my man." - She goes, "All right, cool." - I think I absolutely am frozen. - See, no, that's different, that's different. If she's being mean, after you say that's my man, then that's a problem. - But the fact that you're coming over when I'm getting hit on is selfish. - That's selfish? - Yes, you know that will make me feel good. It feels good to get validated. - Feels good to know what's mine is mine. - It is yours, I'm not giving her no-- - I don't know, you might be a little-- - Give her where? - No, she gets no plus. - Yeah, she might get that little green-- - But no, that's, see, that's discomforting here. That's, you have a lack of confidence in yourself. - Oh, because you know that-- - Because you know that trust in you. - Well, that comes from-- - You put a taste of shit. - Well, you shouldn't have got with me. - No, no, like, why are we even dating, then? - If you can't handle a bad bitch, that's on you. - But why are we even dating, then? - Because-- - If you want to fun, you want the attention of others. Why are you with me? - I didn't say I'm out of bed with me at night. - I didn't say I wanted, I said I'll take it. But you and me are dating. - That's fine. - That's due to you today, me every day, when you want to be seen by others. - 'Cause I love you, I don't love them. I enjoy the time, though. - Enjoy your time with me. - I love Drake, but I'm gonna listen to some run DMC sometimes. - Speaking of Drake. ♪ You got some time to waste, wasted with me ♪ - Why are you wasting time with these? - You chose me. - Can't, you're not understanding. And we shouldn't have gotten this real in this relationship if you weren't prepared with what comes to dating a bad-- - It's a shit. - Pango. - You keep talking about prepared to bad-- - You said yes! - I know I did it. - I said wanna be mine, you said yes. - That means that you're like making me delete my Instagram. - I'm not making it, you can have the answer. - What's the difference? - I roll in front of my face, you're playing in my face! - I'm gonna get a drink for the both of us. - You're playing out of what you get. - I'm saving you money. - I got a bankroll baby girl. - I will buy you the drink. - And because I love you, I want you to save that daddy. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you never want me to save that any other time. And this time, I'm saving, or I'm not saving. I buy you drinks. - Well, maybe this is-- - I buy you clothes. - Maybe we-- - I go to bed with you. - She does. - And that should give you all the confidence in the world. - No, that gives me the confidence of a clown. - Well, maybe you should go to therapy for that, 'cause I can't help that. - I can't help that. And maybe-- - Maybe you're toxic as-- - Maybe we should-- - We should be together. - What did you just say? - This is how you're gonna act. Maybe you should be together. Maybe we shouldn't be together. - All the memories, all the history we have, the man that you have helped me become, and you just want to throw it away, because I get jealous that you're getting hit on because you look great. - I can't live like this. - Memories are fine, but call this the notebook. You're gonna have to read me those. - The notebook is really sad. - I'm trying to save our relationship. - No, I just broke up with you. - And you're done. - Just like that. - Yeah, see, that's the thing. - Go with her a little raggedy. - Enjoy that, right? Not sitting acidic. - Yeah. - Yeah. - See ya. - See ya, see ya. - Oh, yeah, the K-5's the lot better. - Sorry, see ya. - See ya, it's my K-5, K. - Where are you getting a new car? - Beautiful, beautiful car. Yes, quite soon, actually. - Nice. - Quite soon. - Yeah, not a, not a cyber truck, but I'd say it's a step up from a K-5 to Huracan. - If you pulled up in a Lamborghini one day, I would gently, like, set you down. I would be like, "Hey man, what's going on at home?" Like did she cheat on you? - If I buy a hurricane, my light, - A hurricane? - You're like, "I want that one!" You're like, "I just give it enhancements. "Make it stronger!" - If I buy a hurricane, something's wrong, it's happening in my life. - If Cameron Kennedy bought a Lamborghini, I would 100% like, have to talk to you. - Break down the science. - Why? - 'Cause I know you. - Okay. - You're the most- - Is it pure off of frugalness? - Literally, we had a 10 minute talks that came out, that comes out today on our Patreon. And on it, you said, "Yeah, I don't need a buy first class. I'm fine with the middle seat because I just want to save money." - Yeah. - That same person is not buying a Lamborghini. - Okay, that's fair, that's fair. - That's what I'm saying. - Where to buy a Lamborghini? I know it's a mid-life crisis. Something's happening. How would you like, when did you get the papers printed? When's the divorce after? - You should know podcast. - How, I just thought of this. Hopefully we're still friends by the time this happens. - What the hell? - Can you imagine our mid-life crisis? Like, what's your mid-life crisis gonna be like? - Oh my God. - I don't even, I'm gonna start by knocking on wood. It'd be bad, bro. - No, yours is gonna be, mine would be bad. - You know yours is gonna be? - I can tell you. - Okay, what do you think? And then I'll change it, 'cause I know what it's gonna be. 'Cause you've already kind of hinted at it. - Okay, mine is not, this is if this happened. - I do not think this is gonna happen. I will do everything my power to not let this happen. If I get a divorce, oh my God. When does that become a guy that meant like, what the fuck? - No, there is no higher degree of myth. If I get a divorce, my life will crumble. - Really? - You think so? - Yes. - No matter, no amount of, I mean, that hurts, man. That puts a, that half of, half of a lot to lie. You know what I'm saying? That's a, that's a hurts, but we'll recoup on the back in no worries. It's not the half, it's the, it would like be, drop it. It'd be like giving birth to a 40 year old. Like I would be experiencing life so different, so deep into life. 'Cause I did not have the traditional, you didn't have the single phase going out. - Yeah, bachelor, oh, I got my own spot. I can talk to whoever I want, not that I wanted that. Like I chose Liz, that chose me, but I didn't have that. Having to do that at 40, it's like a 40 year old rookie in the league. - Dude, he's rookie, it's like, yeah, his knee is shot. He is an horrendous athlete. - You would definitely be that weird old man in the club that's like posted up on the bar with like a huge beer, like a press and heart. - Like a 40-hound shiner buck. - Yeah, and you'd be like this with a red apple's ale, like just looking at the young women. - Oh yeah. - And like not even like-- - That's another part, I wouldn't know I'm 40! I wouldn't know I'm 40! My eyes are still gonna look 20, 8, 29, I'm 40! - Yeah, and you'd be wearing like USPA. - You should have paid attention. - You'd be wearing USPA, just like, posted up on the bar with it every day. - Posts. - And just like, like, like, just weirdly looking at women. You'd be like this. And then you would go up, yeah! You'd be making suggestive comments. And being like, I know you can't have a boyfriend working in a place like this, what's your number? Like that's how you would talk. You'd get an accent out of nowhere. - I'd go, an accent out of nowhere, it's crazy. I'm like, the whole lot of. Sure would hate if you were through it, man. What's your name? - If she walks just like, you creep, I'm like, you're right. - And then you, and then you'd get turned down, you'd be like, I don't care. And then you would just start dancing by yourself. - I'm a lot of shoulder. And then still just moving around, trying to find some. - Then my last ditch effort, last ditch effort. It's, I mean, 157. The dude just cut the lights on. And I go, dude, honestly, everyone in here, you wanna ride back in a Maybach, hollet, your boy. He went, time to walk out. And then I go downstairs, it's not a Maybach. I go back to my apartment, and I'm sad. - It's a minivan. It's like the Mad Kiddie, a mad kiddie. - Mad kiddie. - Mad city minivan. - I've made eye contact with the mad kiddie. - Yeah, and you would definitely like try to go, like give the DJ like $4, and be like, can you play that young gun of one? And they'll be like, it bro, it's $2,054. - Yeah, I got dude, still club anthem. What are you talking about? You mean to tell me, Dripper Drown comes on right now? He's like, dude, the servers were robots. - Yeah. - I'm like, oh. - What do you think my midlife crisis would look like? - Oh, now this is, now this is some, this is some touchy territory. - Okay. - I think, barring, the, let's just call it the implosion of the internet. - Okay. - The internet just goes, "See, why do you have to go to disaster mode for a midlife crisis? You could be in a great position while you still have a midlife crisis." - Okay. - That's an internal thing. - Well, you can give me those great position ones. I'm making real. - Okay. - If the internet wipes, I mean, I will pray for you. - I think, but that's, I don't like that one because by that time, by midlife, I'm not gonna be doing the internet really. - No, but you as, say you were, say you were tired. - Okay. - You without the internet is a scary thought. - Oh, it was, I'm a job. - No, you said, oh, I mean, if you're working or not, I'm saying if there's no internet, like the whole grid goes out. You would be, it would be bad. - You used to say you get anxiety just thinking about people in the old days. - Yeah, I hate that. - But you thought that I mean, you got uncomfortable with this. - I hate that. - Physically had to do that. - Okay, what's my midlife crisis? - Bro, it'd be bad. I mean, it would be scary. You definitely, a bearded would grow so quick, so fast out of nowhere. You'd be like a Gandalf. - You'd be like down here. - Yeah. - You would, I mean, the stench that would admit from your body would be document worthy. Like, someone would have to write about it. It'd be unbelievable. You're, hate to say it. Happiness. - I don't even know where I already there. - Skyrocket down and out of, I think, I would hope you have enough in you to reach out to someone that could be good in that scenario, like a survivalist. I think you'd be a prideful son if you're trying to do it by yourself. - Do what? Survive. Wait, are we in like the apocalypse now? What do you mean survive? Bro, if I hate to break it to you, I don't know if you live in under a rock. If all of the internet goes out, it gets real weird. - It's hard to ask to get into, like, talk about just a, like, regular life, just midlife crisis camps, like, do when the zombies come out. I'm not saying zombies. Like, you just took this whole thing. [BLANK_AUDIO] - Maybe, I don't know what a midlife crisis is. - Yeah, but like, what's like a big 40 or like, you're in midlife, you're not, it's like a guy that's like 50, that still wants to be like 20 years old. He's like, like an internal one. - That's what a midlife crisis is. - Oh, I thought like something has to happen and there's like this massive chain of offended. - No, that's what I was like. You're like, when I get divorced, whatever you lose the internet, when the zombies come out. - Oh, oh, well, now that's a fact, yeah. - My midlife, my midlife crisis is when I can no longer be athletic. I genuinely think that'll fuck me up. Like, when I, stop, stop, stop. - You're athletic now. - Stop. I can-- - Touch the ceiling. - Touch the ceiling. - Touch the ceiling. - Oh, that's-- - I didn't realize it was that, whoa. I can absolutely, like, I walk in to pick up. I don't even stretch. I play, I have fun. 100% sore the next couple of days. But when I get to the point, I'm like, okay, it's a safety risk if I play basketball. It's going to mess with me mentally. - Yeah, see, now hearing you talk about it, now your midlife crisis is going to hit you like a fuck bus 'cause you don't even know what it is. And you're just going to go through it and I'm left out of the conversation with you. - What did you tell me? - I just told you. - Wait, what? - I just told you, you're going to be your old guy in a club acting like they're young, you're hitting on women. - Oh, but that, but hopefully I'm never, if I-- - Oh, it doesn't matter. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, but initially, what I was going to say is, you're going to be like 50 years old wearing Nike tex. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, I don't see a crisis in that. - Yeah, but you're not, you're going to be fat, like you're going to be overweight. - I got that, I got that lean belly. - Yeah, and then you're going to be like, - I got that walk heart gut. - You're just going to randomly walk into like, AAU tournaments and like giving kids pointers and then they're going to be horrible advice. So it's going to be the worst advice ever. It's going to be like, do you try that Spain action? You're like, back in my day at APU. Oh, are you saying they're like, get the fuck out of here. - Yeah, they're going to do, who are you? Who am I? - I play a division too. - I go, you're trying to sniff where I pissed greatness. - Yeah, you're going to like go to open mics and do stand up. And it's just going to be like the worst joke. - Dude, you just named like that. That sounds amazing. Everything you just name sounds great for me. - Yeah, it's cool. - I would love to wear Nike tex. I'd love to go to AAU and I'd love to do stand up. - It's coming. - The A, the, that's not a crisis. That's a sign me up. - Okay, great. - Okay, on the realistic front, what would yours be? - That's what I was asking you, I don't know. - I don't know, 'cause my mind went way too south. - Yeah, but I don't know. - You got to come up with it. 'Cause I don't think I'm a go through one. - Oh, wait a second, you can just veto yourself from this? I think I'm perfect, I don't think I'm a get one. I just think I'm too, I have no midlife crisis for me. - I don't think I'm going to have one. - I'm too self-aware for a midlife crisis. - I think maybe, I'm way too self-aware. - I think it might be something around kids. That's what I would think. - What do you mean? Like, if you-- - Like I'm gonna be like 60 trying to shoot up. - Oh, no. - I was saying, something to do with your children. Like, it might be because you're a very, in a good way, but you love your life and stuff like that. I think maybe when it gets passed to like, you have to live for someone else or something like that and you have to like, forcibly stop doing things, you want or something, that might be your crisis. Maybe, if I had to think. - I don't think that's a midlife crisis, brother. It was parenting. - Oh yeah, but I'm saying, I don't know what I'm doing. - Cam knows what a midlife crisis is. I mean, we kinda move on. - No, 'cause we just gotta move on. - Okay, that's fair. - Do you know how to whistle? - There's no (beep) word. - I think my whistle had a list, but it was drying at the very end. It was like, it was like a little hype it. Tailoring, we adds up. - That's not a, you had nothing. You didn't hear that? Everybody shut up, no talking. - That is not a whistle, that is not a whistle in the slightest. - Yeah, I didn't, I wasn't allowed to whistle, as a kid. - What the hell does that mean? - My mom said it would bring demons in the house. So, you know what, she put that in the same realm of like putting toenails in the soup. You know what I mean, that's all gonna bring some spells we don't want. - Your mom thought whistling, something's demon. - Well, she said that and then whistling in the dark is even worse. - Whistling in the dark. - Because you can't see what it's attractive. It's two things that, yeah, I guess not, right? - You're not being serious. - I swear to God, and I always thought it was cool 'cause my grandpa had a real racist whistle, and he put that, you know those? (screams) - Yeah, it was just like a, yeah. - Going whistle. - Yeah, see, I don't know how to do that. I think whistling, honestly, that is probably the most like pretentious ever. People that walk by and just whistle one attention. (laughs) - If you, if you can whistle like hymns and tunes. - You can whistle. - Yeah, yes, whistle. - You're making me jealous, you're making me a nervous, okay? (whistling) - Oh, it's you seductively, whistle. - Yeah, I definitely do a couple of the cat call whistles. - Yeah, so see, people like that. See, people with that cat call whistle, honestly, it's like the weird construction workers. - Oh yeah, they got a hard hat, they're like, - Run, run! - No, people like in whistle, did you practice whistling or did it just come naturally? - I don't, I really don't know the origin story of my whistle. I used to be a, I mean, Olympic whistler for my braces. I had this weird bucktooth situation and it caused this little air gap. Oh my god, I could whistle like a son of a, I didn't know whistling came with practice or natural. I thought whistling was just gonna hit me one day like my first, like I was just gonna be like, "Oh wow, I can whistle." Whistling, the whistling is not even, I don't understand people who can't whistle. - It's me, I don't know either. - Well, you have a fat tongue, it's gotta be the fat-telling syndrome. - Post and something like that. - You either blow out or you suck in. Mines an in. - What? - You can have any whistles. - Oh yeah, it's just like a belly button. See, they're now to your any. (whistling) - Okay, let me go. - They're my back. - How do you, I don't know how to, it's here and you use, (whistling) - You're like touching your lips. You just made a (bleep) hole, you live it. - Well, let me see your mouth. Well, maybe it's gonna have more lips. - Okay, that's a white people joke. - Am I like that? (laughing) - You don't touch 'em, do you just burp? - I think something's happening. - You don't touch 'em, you go. Like a little fish. There you go, now just pull in, try the inward. - Whoa, whoa. - I played the fifth. - I don't think that goes with what I'm saying. - Say the end. (laughing) - I go, do let me try to whistle that way. (clapping) - Whoa, I cannot, like, know this is, - That is the hack to whistle. You just have to say the endward like this. - Oh my God, what if that, once you did that with, I don't even feel comfortable saying that, with the word. - Yes, what if that's how you unlock whistle thing, right? And it's a known, like you found the secret sauce. - You have to say the endward to be able to whistle. - And then you're just walking out of the street. It's like every white person can whistle. - That's why my grandpa was like. (laughing) - Oh my God, pierced his walk into his truck. - Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it? - No. - And he's been going for a minute. - You're one of the jingle, you can jingle? - He's like, he's like. - Can you hit a jingle real quick? - He hit a jingle, hit a mic. (whistling) - That means he was letting go of it. - That means he's whipped for it. - He was in his bed like, (laughing) - That's what he was doing. I don't feel comfortable making that joke in front of y'all. - The only reason I feel good is because Daryl is here and he can laugh. - Is that a real thing? - You shouldn't continue the conversation. - No, but I'm saying it shouldn't continue and you're going. - Okay, that's fair. - Awesome. - Bro, that is so funny. - That's funny. - No, I've never really thought about whistling before. - Scrap. - But that's what I don't understand about you. How do you not? - That's my mom and she knows how to whistle. - Because it might be a black thing. Daryl can't whistle. Don't even, Daryl don't lie. Don't try to fit in. - Is it a black thing? - No, my wife. - Dude, my wife whistle's like a hillbilly. It's just the like two things. She goes. (laughing) - Your wife used to let it ring off too. I'm gonna call my mom real quick. - No, what? - Hey, you're on the podcast right now. Quick question. - Hey, mom! - Yes or no? Quick question, yes or no. Do you know how to whistle? - No, Peyton. - I do not. - Do you know, can you assist your whistle? - I don't think so. - Oh my God, no! Hey, can your dad whistle? Can you, could your dad whistle? - No, no, you're dead. - My dad? - I can't. - Wait, what'd you say? - Yes, of course he can. - My dad? - She said of course he can. - Yes. - I think it's a white thing. - All right, let's just come out. Is it a white and black thing? Did black people know how to whistle? - Some white people do know how to whistle. I'm not sure what happened with me, but I cannot do it. - No, a kid pressed in whistle? - Yes, but press since the white is. (laughing) - Press like I'll sure, Peyton. Call him, of course I can. Call him, dude, the new boy. - Okay, well, we were trying to figure out the origins of whistles. We said that the gateway to listening was the inward. That's why a bunch of white people can say it. - Stop it, but I think that black's it whistle. It's just, I don't know. - It's country, I don't know. - Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, our sample size isn't looking good right now. We can't, we can't find a lot of blacks and I can whistle. All right, look, bye. - Love you guys. - Oh my God. - I mean, we just got to the bottom of it. - I think we just had a full blown investigative case. - But you should know podcast. - Okay, so our dabbled back into the gummies for one night, because I couldn't sleep. - Beautiful. - I didn't like it, I don't like it. I think I'm too old for that now. - But it's tripping, boy. - I'm too old for it. And then I'm getting too old for alcohol. I don't drink like I used to anymore. - No, that's fine. It's, bro, life is, I don't think it's an age thing. I think it's moderation. - Yeah. - I think there was a point where you were drinking heavily, not to air you out. - Oh, I think I was public about that. - Exactly. - And same as other people. - Once you scale back, it's like, it does, I don't, I think cold turkey is wild sometimes. When it's a clearly bad thing, yes, do it. But it's all moderation. - Yeah. - That's why I think it's, except-- - But, so I couldn't sleep the other night, so I was like, I'm a dabble into the gum. He's all in the CJ's room. (laughs) - Let's get it. - I got, I got-- - But then that net is trying to be your next one, even though he was on the inside of your glass. - Well, I saw that. - I smell like home. - But so, I had to start while I was under the influence. I had to start, be careful. - Look at the ground right now. Wherever you're right, if you're watching this, look at the ground and then look at the ceiling. Okay. Every ceiling is the same size as the ground. But if you were to put everything that's on the ground, on the ceiling, it wouldn't fit. - You did more in the f***ing gummy, buddy. - It's called the, it's called the floor ceiling theory, and I think it's a real theory after I looked it up. Like more people have said this. Like right now, everything that's on the ground right now would not fit on the ceiling. And like the way we'd be able to walk around, I argue it would fit exactly this way. - No, it would not. - No, it would not. - How would it not? - No, it would not. - How would it not? - Because look, there's less ceiling than there. Well, I don't know. It just looks different, doesn't it? - You just said it's the exact same size. - It looks the exact same size. - It is. - I don't think so. I think there's like more mass on the ground. - Okay, you wanna know something. - Because look, if you put this chair in that couch, or this is the couch as well, I guess. - Put this couch, that couch, all this equipment on the ceiling right now. You, we could not walk around as freely right here. - Pee. - You could not. - Yes, you can. - Everybody right now, look at where you're at. Look at the ceiling and put whatever furniture you're on right now on that ceiling. You would not be able to walk around as freely as you can now. - Yes, you can. - No, you see. - The exact same. - No, it's not. - No, it's not. - Hey, do you understand what is above that ceiling? - Installation. - And then above that, pipes. - And then above that, another concrete slab floor with the exact same layout as us. - Holy. - The ceiling is really the extra basement, if you really think about it. All the ceiling is beneath another floor. - So, you want to talk about some real things. - Oh my God, you just came up with a real theory. - So the ceiling isn't really the ceiling. It's just the second floor. - Second floor. - So every place we're in right now is literally the basement. - 100%. You own a one-story house? No, you don't. - You're in the basement. - Yeah, you're in the basement. - So right now, we're on the second floor of this doctor's removing. We're in the second floor of this building right now, and there's a ceiling above us, but really, wait. So there's people walking above us right now? - Yeah. - But that's tile. - No, that's the tile. Then there's the gooey. - And then there's the fiberglass. - So technically, we're two floors below. - We're in like the underworld of the next floor. That's all we are. - So whenever somebody is buying a house, and it's a one-story house, you should always say it's a two-story house. - No, you shouldn't say it's two-story to the after-y-by. You don't want to pay for a two-story house. - No, no, no, don't do that for the cheap-- I'm saying, so it's technically two-story house. - Yeah. - Wow. - You can go up in that attic. And what's beneath that attic? 'Cause the ceiling that you're looking at is not the actual ceiling. It's just another floor for the ceiling. - You're not seeing the apex of your roof. You're not seeing the very top of the wooden frames. No, you're just seeing this. - Oh, you're seeing this. - Walk outside your front door, look up. Looks a lot taller than the ceiling. You can jump and touch, right? Yeah, 'cause it is. They're lying to us. You're in the underworld basement of your floor. - Then how do people fall through the floor like in apartments, they fall through? - 'Cause it's this with nowhere near this money. It's an apartment. - You know, building homes is absolutely the most fascinating thing in the world today. - It's a beautiful, it's a work of art. - There's a lot of new construction by my neighborhood right now. And I've been watching these people build houses. Anybody that lives in a house you're not safe. Like, Addle. Okay, we're going in completely different ways. I've been watching these people build a home in this new neighborhood. All it is is wood. - Yeah. - That's it. And then they just put like this little fluffy stuff on the outside and then just put bricks to make it look good. The bricks aren't actually anything. There's no concrete in between floors. It's just wood. - I mean, yeah. - But it's not like a bunch of layered wood. It just like slabs across. And they build in like two weeks. - Yeah, they make their frames. They wall it off and you're good. And then you could put thousands of pounds of furniture and people on that. And it's just fine. That's not mind boggling to you. - No. You just accept. - Why is that so mind bogging? - Cam, Cam, Cam. Cam. - Yes. - Imagine, I just, 'cause it's not even special wood. They don't go to like the, you're right, it's two by fours. - Exactly. They don't go to like Wakandawood.com and get special wood. - They're not getting vibranium wood. - You're going to, home depot are low. Grabbing just wood off the shelf. And building homes that last for decades. - Yeah. - And people can just walk on them and put, there's not even a weight limit. There's no weight limit. Like your house doesn't come with a, hey, like it's an elevator. - Like, hey, it's 20,000 on the top floor, nothing more. - Exactly. They're just like, "Hey, whatever the fuck you wanna do right here, you can do it." - 'Cause it's worth it. - And no questions it. - No. - Just wood. - Yes. - Is wood the strongest asset in the world? - No. - You are highly, highly underestimating the strength of wood. - I've seen bridges crumble. Bridges and those are made of concrete brick. Like the most hardest substances humans could possibly find. Definitely not brick. - Hey, oh, bricks are made of oven, buddy. - You didn't know bricks were made in oven. - Every brick was made in an oven. - Bricks are made in an oven. - How many ovens do we got? - It's big oven brick. - Is there a big brick factory? - Is there brick factories? - Yeah, it's like an Amazon warehouse and there's a million ovens lined up and they're just making bricks in it. - But how do bricks are made? How are bricks made in an oven? - I can't, I know what I'm saying. - What starts in there? Like what do you put egg yolks in there? A little bit of powder and then you got bricks? - I don't know, they actually make the chemical makeup, but nothing makes sense. No, no, no, 'cause years ago when I said about the gas stations, it didn't make sense, right? Where's the gas coming from? Now the thing I'm saying about houses. How is there no weight limit on the second floor of houses? Because all it is is wood. Cam, literally in Taekwondo classes, they have little scrawny six graders breaking through wood pieces. And now we can put overweight people and deaths on it. - And it's fine in many fridges. There is differences in woods. There's differences in density of woods. And those six year olds hate to break it to you, buddy. That was pre-cracked. Let's keep it a bit. - Oh, it was not mine, wasn't it? - Oh, your board was pre-cracked. Chuck Norris would not do that to me. - Oh, Chuck Norris would absolutely do that. You could buy the $139 class you went to. Here's pre-cracked, or it is, I mean, the thinnest, whatever. - Cam, okay, but I can literally the home depot wood that you go and buy off the wall. I could break that in half if I wanted to. - I could give you buckies. I could give you a phanosis thing. You're not snapping a 2x4 with your own hands like this. - Cam, if you put it on one end and one end and the middle was, there was nothing supporting the middle and I went like this for literally like an hour, it would break. - First off, that? Yes. - That's how houses are built. - There's nothing in between. - Okay, you as a person, right? This is a perfect example. You as a person. Let's say how much can you, how much can you pick up? Wait, deadlift. - Couple hundred. - Couple hundred. Let's call it, let's call it, we'll boost you. Let's call it 400. I can pick up 400 pounds, sure. Okay, you can pick up 400 pounds. Now, if we grab 10 of you and we put you all right next to each other, you can pick up a lot. You can pick up 4,000 pounds. - Yeah. - So that's the same with the wood. One being by itself. - Yeah, a frame for a house is a two by four. Two by four, two by four, two by four, two by four, two by four, two by four, two by four, two by four. And it's stapled with other two by fours. And it's a big frame. - No, it's not, it's hollow. I just saw it. I just saw a house. I was watching houses get built, Cam. And I can see through one side of the house to the other. I can see from the bottom to the top. And it's not done. - It's done. You think they're selling boneless homes? It's not completed. All they do is add like that fluffy pink, and then they put bricks. And that's all they do in carpet, in wood. - Where's the floor? Where's the floor? - I don't know. - Yeah, just 'cause you don't see it. - That's what I mean, it's not there. - But that is a mind bogging to me to how that could just last decades. And no one's questioning that. - We're just walking on it. - Beauty of engineering. - It's not engineering. - Engineering, there's no computers. - Engineering isn't just computers. Engineering's building things. - I thought that was architecture. - That is architecture as well. - But engineering is computers. - Engineering is not just computers. What do you not understand about that? - Why are you sitting like that? - This is the craziest thing. - Engineering is computers. I walked into an engineering class, 'cause there was this girl that I had a crush on, and she was at engineering, and they were on computers all day every day. You could've walked into any of my business classes. I was on a computer. This business is business only computers. - You can't do business without a computer. - That is the modern age. - That is the dumbest ever heard ever. - Not really. - What in the hell? - Where are you gonna get the DocuSign? - You don't need a DocuSign. - What else do you need? I could walk up to you right now and say, you know what, I have this brand. I'm gonna give you $30,000 to promote it. - You have to have a car. - Shake my hand. - You have to sign a contract. - You don't have to, no you do. - No you don't. - Because that's not real business. - That's not real. - Does not require a computer. - Yes it does. - No, it doesn't. You could write a contract. No, legally, you know you can do that. Yes, you could write a contract. - You could write a contract on a napkin. And if it has the bullet points, it can uphold a court of law. - Okay, but where did they get the napkin? - Not a computer, a napkin, a napkin, right? - A napkin, it's paper. It's not copy paper. I don't know the breakdown of a napkin. It's not paper. - The napkins don't get made in a factory that factories run by computers. - Okay, if you want to play that game, let's keep going back until, oh, I don't know, computers didn't exist. Worldcaps spin in. We had medicine before computers. - Did we? - Holy shit. - We had medicine before computers. - Can I say like sports before computers. We had theater before computers. We had art. - It's not music. - It's not business. - If I make a song and I sell tickets. - How do you make the songs? - I'm talking about Beethoven. If I can go, I'm not too convinced. (singing in foreign language) Oh, speed it up. Now, (singing in foreign language) If I can do that, in a hundred people buy a two-shilling ticket to my concert. I leave with 200 shillings. - Those are agreements. - And business agreements. - Let's define business then. - Do you want the class for it? - Yeah, I don't even know the webster definition. - Guess I wouldn't trust what you have to say about it. - Oh my god. - You are a monster. - You are a monster. (singing in foreign language) - Oh my gosh. - Yeah, go ahead. - Speaking of the whole route and everything of a business and school and computers. Okay, crippling ADHD. I went down a investigative path. - You investigated something. - The other night. - What'd you do? - Sicknesses. - Speed sounds. - That's not what that wasn't a cue, that wasn't a thing. - John Jones, I'm sure. - It's just mind bogging on me. - What? - Nothing. - What, nothing. - John Jones shirt. - I'm 28 years old wearing a John Jones shirt. - No, I got you a shirt. - You did, let's say you bought it. It's a beautiful shirt. - What's mind boggling? - Nothing. - Go ahead, I don't want to do that. - You heard docs of me? - No. - Oh. - Go ahead, what were you saying? - Yeah. - Go ahead, go. So I was researching. And the most potent and strongest illnesses you can get. - Over the last 20 years. And it's not COVID, it's not Ebola, polio, it's not polio, it's not smallpox, and it's not the swine flu. It's the peeber fever. That is the strongest, and I have evidence. That is the strongest sickness. I got a case of it in 2009. - What does that mean? - I got a case in 2009, 17 years later, I had a flare up. I saw him at Coachella. - Yeah. - I saw human beings falling out, passing out, crying. - Justin Bieber's the biggest thing we've had since Michael Jackson. - He is massive. And it is genuine, but my son got a case this weekend. - Your son fell in love with Justin Bieber. - He sat there and watched the whole Coachella performance. - Yeah. - Weekend one though. Is there something, no, I usually think they put something when they made Justin Bieber. Oh, they put something in him. I'm telling you, because there's a, I have the, like I don't remember it really. I have a vivid memory of the first time I watched Justin Bieber. - It's the strongest. - Fud rockers, Fud rockers in Desken, Florida. And I remember there was TV's going, and it was like, like the second tower just got here. - I'm telling you. - Like we're all eating, and then every TV changed to the baby music video. And everybody, a dole trend. - It is trending. - Everybody like this. And watch the, I've never seen a place go silent. Everyone is like this. Like we just got like, like- - But a spell on us. - Yes, I'm telling you. - And yeah, I've never experienced something like that. And I can, that's the closest thing we will get to feeling what people, our parents felt about Michael Jackson. - And I'm glad you said that. And I'm looking right at y'all when I say this, I don't care if you put my feet to the fire. I don't care if you clip this. I don't care if you can't see me for this. I am standing on this fact. - Here we go. - Justin Bieber did an aero's tour. It's better than Taylor Swift. - This message is brought to you by Cam Kennedy. That's at-- - Cam Ken 22, or no, that's the Cam Kennedy on Instagram. My world. He was, oh, it was so good, I got you. Sequel. My world 2.0. Oh y'all love that. Let me do the acoustic version. That, oh, you have Christmas trees in Hot Chocolate? Yeah, Christmas album. - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - Yeah, he's got that. - After that, what do you need to turn into? Beliebers. Here's Believe. Unreal. And guess what? After that, yeah, I found my purpose. Hold that for me. - Yeah. - We're gonna chop the hair up, by the way, acoustic version of the belief as well. - Yes, really? - We've got to chop the hair off, get yatted. We're going through some changes. - Oh, not too far to that one, but it was decent. It was an experimental project. - After changes, you know, I like my hair. Let's go back and give my hair some justice. Drop that. - Oh, that's a good album, I like that. - Then he took a four-year hiatus and dropped a back-to-back heavyweight champion classic swag in Swag 2. - Swag is a good album. You don't like the way it was mixed. In 2009, to current day, all hitters, better than Taylor. - Now, are you going off this saying personal preference? Are you going off this saying your definitive Justin Bieber would have a better aristor than Taylor Swift? - I think off of propaganda and her tours, she's already done, it's almost impossible. But in terms of subjectively, with the teach, of some facts, I would argue there's equal amount as girls at their peak prime, equal amount of girl listeners listen to Justin and Taylor. - Okay. - So many more guys will listen to Justin Bieber before Taylor Swift. - That's different, he's a guy. - So he can pull more? - We got equal amount of girls. - I don't think so. - Girls are already to die for Justin Bieber, as they are for Taylor and their Swifties. So equal, let's call it wash at their peak powers. - Right. - But he has more dudes as well, 'cause he's a dude. Taylor's not pulling guys along with her girls. Justin's pulling guys with the girls. - Oh no, man, I don't know. You're not making a bad case about this, but I think Taylor Swift is such an anomaly of a human being. - I'm saying like, I'm like a huge fan. I do respect her. I think she's a great writer. Like, I think her pin is matched. But I've never seen ticket sales like that. Like the way she can move a product of ticket sales, hard ticket sales is like nothing I have ever seen. And I don't even know if it goes for a talent thing, a marketing thing, or a thing. But I do not know if Justin Bieber can sell a hard ticket the way Taylor Swift can. - Now tell me, this man does, he bites the style of an era's tour, like promo. - Isn't that a hard time confessing if he's biting the style of Taylor Swift doesn't kind of put him behind a little bit. - No, she just did it first. She was the trailblazer. - Yeah, that gives a point, doesn't it? But it's not about who does first, about who does the best. - I don't always agree with that. But I think there is a, but that coming up with something, I think that is a, you get a point for it, but I don't think we should just, like, I don't think we should ignore Steve Jobs because there's better technology now on a MacBook that he didn't come up with. But he came up with this tech, like, I'm gonna get into technology. But with the, - That's in his company. I'm saying that's like sports. Like, you know, just 'cause that's Bill Russell. Like, he won it first. He was the first coach. And it's like, he's not the greatest. He's just not. - This is different, but yeah. - But yeah, but anyway, if he did that, like, saying, like, believe we'll be on there. My world, old hits, new hits, everything. Error, the whole, like, - And would go, - And he caught a bad, like, the whole with COVID and all that stuff. It was unfortunate. - Can I say this though? I do Justin Bieber. As much as I look, I am a, like, you know me, since I was a kid, a Justin Bieber Stan, I will die behind my beeps. - And help. - But let me say this. - How many can you do this? - Let me tell you this. - He is not a good performer. Like, Taylor, like a great performer. He's good. He's not a great performer. Like, that's just been his thing, his whole career. Like, as a kid, yes, 'cause you're in that machine and they're forcing you to, you know, they're doing that. Like, you have to do this, did this dance move with the thing, like, one less lonely girl. They did that for him. But like, you could see Justin Bieber now. You could see Justin Bieber now. Like Coachella. There was a good performance, but he's not a, Taylor Swift is a genius performer. Like, for swimming under the, like, the different sets in the, like that all goes into making a good show. Justin Bieber can give you banger after banger after banger, but can he perform it and take over in a real, our stadium, like Taylor Swift can. I think Taylor Swift takes the cake in performing. She is a phenomenal performer. Yes. I mean, like, bar nine a phenomenal performer. Justin Bieber, I like his music more. I would rather sit there and listen to a Justin Bieber concert regardless of his performance. I do not think he could put on a show the way that Taylor Swift does. Put on the show, probably not. But the overall tour, and if he decided to make a massive production, I would go. I would go. I would go. Oh, okay, super quick. Yeah. or Taylor in terms of performing uh well I I cannot answer that I cannot I'll say anybody we can the we can show it that is a that is a actual able test of a if you ever come across somebody who's one of our 9000 clip pages able test of a my name is Payne Harden I I will get exo tenant on my forehead just for a little bit. a bit of acknowledgement man, I don't care, I'm marked out, I'm a fan, I'm a super fan, I love you, I listen to you all the time, I evolve your f***ing finals man. Please don't go away. We went to your old house. Sounds creepy. I didn't know to your old house whenever we went on tour. Now I'm just kidding able, but if you see it as I love you man, genuinely I do. Oh I forgot to respond to him. That sucks. No, no, no, no, let's get into the game. But you should know podcast. I have a game for us, right? Oh Lord. We haven't done a game in a while and we a lot of this episode we were talking about like our friendship and stuff like this and I want to get into a deep dive of our friendship, but add a little twist to it. I have not seen you hold your beats until in the year, year and a half. I found these actually in a backpack. So surprised I still work. I think I wore them like twice. Oh my, I mean, just, I want to play the headphone confession game. Oh God. So we're both going to wear these headphones. The other person has to say a real confession about our friendship. We've been friends for 10 years and we're about to spill our secrets with some headphones on. You got to guess what we're saying. All right. You go first. I'm going first. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, let me, you got the music going. All right. Let's do it. Our purpose is me and Kim have known each other for about 10 years. I cannot hear anything, bro. I can't hear a single thing. Okay. We went to, we went to college together, by the way. So and this is talking to me. No. Okay. I don't, I don't, this is 100% through and I've never told them this. All right. So when you say it, I'm just guessing. Yes. In college, I told a girl that had a crush on you that you weren't into her. Somebody, I got in college and you had a crush on a girl. Yeah. This is so because it's true because I liked her. She they're crying. No, she loved Cam too. And I said, he's not the one. He doesn't like you. Okay. In college. Me. No. In college. I told a girl that had a crush on you that you didn't like her. What the hell? That's how you're fucking in college. You told that you told you told a girl that liked me that you, I didn't like her. Do you have a crush? No, I had a crush on her. What the fuck? I thought you, I thought you said you told the girl you had a crush on me and I didn't like her. You know, you straight up and say, you told her, you know the girl talking about, too. Which, which one? Oh, wait. Yeah. No, it's so she. Wow. So she came because we are first of all. First of all, we all had a crush on her. Right. Exactly. And so she came up to me one day and she confessed with the tongue that she liked me. Yeah. She said, she said, I, she's like, Hey, I really like here. Do you think it's interesting to me? And I go, I'm going to be honest. No. That is, that is generational. Oh, well, it's all good. Everything. Have as well. Yeah. No, it's not like you're mad about it now. But it is. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. And the crazy thing is, like, like a month or two after that, I asked around the date. She said, no. Oh, my God. I didn't tell you about it. That's insanity. I can. Oh, my God. Take those. Oh, yeah. God. I know the route. You're on. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Hold on. Yeah. Leave it loud. Oh, all the ears. There we go. Can you hear what I'm saying? You can't hear any. It's show loud. The heaven's show. Okay. There we go. You ready? What? Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. During one of our first road trips in college, I fake went to sleep so I could listen to you spit game on the phone. I feel like he's whispering. Is he whispering? Due to my lack of, my lack of flirting. One of our first road trips, I fake went to sleep to listen to you spit game on the phone. On a road trip, you faked being asleep to hear me spit game on the phone. I'm dead serious. You're trying to take that literally said. I said, yeah, bro, I'm out of here. I'm gonna go to sleep. Wait. Wait. That's concerning because I know whenever you used to be asleep, I would get in my bed. Oh, I heard some crazy. I said, yeah, I've no shot. I said, how does he possess one? How does he possess these skills? I was so gross. I was so gross. It was so gross. I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what does that even mean, man? And I was, bro, a whole time no phone. I couldn't blow the cover. And I literally was just like, I turned to the wall. You're in the other bed. And I was just like this. You were like, oh, what is that? You're like, I can go in there. What part of the body is that? I was like, he doesn't even have that car. What was he talking about? The crazy thing is I used to while out whenever I thought cam was asleep. Oh, you know, take a shower. No. Oh, yeah, that genuinely opened my eyes. I was like, I'm never doing that again. I was like, I'll just straight up ask him. No need to. No need to sneak. Oh, wow. Okay. I got to make use of it. And then the other things you heard. Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. Oh, you know a couple months ago, cam said his phone number got leaked. It was this is probably why. You ready? When we're in public, when I'm in public and fans come take pictures with me and ask for my number, I give them yours. Okay. Something in the beginning about at first, I thought Miami or Vegas or something, some city. I think you just said you give people my phone number when they ask for yours, are you out of your mind? The amount, the amount of reach out fake spam call a cam dude. Oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God, it all makes sense. No, no, no, oh, my God, they all say blame patent at the end. And I always try to think I'm like, what the hell are they talking about? Because you know, fans come up and they're like, hey, I'd love to build and connect. I got this business. Can I get your number? And I'm like, yeah, sure, I just give yours. Payton's the amount that I get that quite literally say, hey, bro, don't even want to be like that. Not trying to be weird. Hope you have a great day, bro, blame paid. Why are you do that? Give my hand. Give my home address next time. Why don't you? Oh, dude. Yeah. He's not here. But this is where he's at. You can go take a picture there. What is wrong with you? Why are you giving them my phone? Just make a fake number. I feel bad. And you don't feel bad about giving a mind. No, because I don't feel bad about actually giving my information out. No, because I know your answer. Flip. No, I don't answer. I sit and I go, oh, God, you started you at the beginning. Oh, I was answering. That's why when we made you made that story a couple of months ago and you're like, dude, I think my phone number is like, oh my God. Sorry. Can we, can you pull yourself in my shoes? You're pissed would you be if I did that? Oh, I'd be furious, infuriated. Then stop it. Why that's exactly how I feel. Stop. So hurry. The last time I did it was this last couple of weekends ago at WrestleMania. That was the last time I did it. But they were really convincing that they had something a good business opportunity. And you went to business school. I'm not getting, I'm not getting business inquiries. I'm getting, hey, I'd love a FaceTime. Hey, my dog's name's Gerald. Hey, this is my friend. I'm getting harassed, Peyton, harassment. Okay, I'll give them, I'll give them CJ's number. There you go, her robbies. CJ definitely won't answer. Oh, no, CJ will find, CJ will find where you live. CJ will get that number, do some biotracing, get an IP address and be like, don't do it again. Okay. Oh, you're, no, you're out of here. Hold on. You're out of here. All right. I'm ready. One time you beat me in an argument. So bad. One time you beat me. Oh, yeah. There we go. So bad. I went home and I rehearsed it in the mirror, but I altered it to where I won. One time we were overseas and you beat me. So you went back? No, that was close. No, close. Yeah, let me see your mouth. Okay. You're hiding on the mic. I can't. So bad. I went home. Redid it in the mirror, but altered it to where I was the winner. One. Oh, we're just cheating. No, I'm gonna say it, but I can't say because I'm sorry. I'm saying his lyrics. He was like, soft. Yeah, he was a surf, sir. Um, one time we were doing something and I beat you so bad that you went home and looked in the mirror and flip flopped. Is that wrong? I'll put it back on. So close. So close. You got it. So bad. Okay, sir. So bad. I beat you in hoops. So bad. So bad I went home you went home looked myself in the mirror looked yourself in the mirror I altered the outcome and you're like I'm bad Sound which I I altered it to where I won. Oh, and convinced yourself that you won. Yeah, take them off I said one time you beat me in an argument so bad that I went home as a grown man I looked in the mirror. I redid the argument, but changed to where I won This was like a year ago on the pot. What are you made it? No, no, no, not on the pot No, it was on the pot like it was like a real argument. Oh, it's like I lost and I was like, oh God Not my home and I said they're from the mirror and I was like, oh Proudful. Oh God. I was like, no, honestly, you know what? Honestly in the mirror as a grown man I think that's early onset skits. Oh, dude. It might be bad I mean, that's early science and you get voices and I literally was like, oh my god. I should have said this You know what? This is how I feel that it has twisted to where I want not potting by yourself in a mirror It was crazy to get an argument off that. I mean, that's nuts. I mean, that's absolutely crazy I mean imagine you're doing that in your son walks up and he's like, oh, no, I'm sure it lives pregnant like it was that recent Oh, wow. Yeah, I was bad last one. That's I mean, that's sad. That just shows you I'll be body him and are you guys? All right, here we go In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me. Wow. Wow. I mean, wow. Okay, start over in college. I muted your alarms No, yeah, you're talking I was like, she's not spayed English. You said I was like In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me. I mean, I am In college that that is concrete in college. Yeah, I think I saw like pudding. I think I saw alarm. I think okay alarm Yeah, yeah In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me You set you set my alarm for an appointment. You pushed my alarm for an appointment. No In college in college you pushed my alarm for an appointment in college. Yes, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me You you what are you saying in college? I pushed my I muted Muted yeah, okay, this is a bad start now. I got to get the ending. Yeah, mute you muted my alarm my property Okay, say it again from the from the jump in college. Yes, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me Because you had ointment that's I'm not getting the last part is ointment appointment It's up because they annoyed me it annoyed you I'm not going to let there's more to No, not just more of a confession. You got it right you would mute my alarm Because it would annoy you. Yeah, well it was because You would set your alarm to practice way too early and so I went in there and I turned it off and then I went to practice And that was the practice you were late to And you had to do punishment the whole two hours And it was you know the amount of cuz this is I like I need a break after we finish this episode I need to go like hang out about myself You have sabotaged you have sabotaged my collegiate I don't give a I told you to change it and you're like why it's mine. I like it wakes me up It's like it's waking me up to tell me to change my alarm. It was waking me up, too For practice who early? Can we get better you can stretch more loosen out that back? That's a crazy movie for loosen out that back It's a loosen out that back Okay, yeah, this is it was that one time when Tully was like I Haven't caught like I'm fine like there's like evidence that's been brought to me that is so yeah It was at one practice when you walked in late and you were like so confused on why you're alarmed and go off And I got shin splints after that like that's the part you don't know Our practice were like two and a half hours long and and coach Tully in a gym from the 30's coach Tully said can't peace It can't be can't even bring your He goes this white mother doesn't want to come to this. Oh you sleepin. I know you wasn't I Sleeping I said I said coach. I don't I genuinely don't think about it When have I ever been like he said when I may think today get your Dude I did I okay the bleachers weren't the biggest I did bleachers all practice And then I did towel pushes on the side and then I did bleachers and then I did towel pushes until the practice was The whole time I was like this. I was like I was I mean like that's probably the first time I thought about quitting it my career Honestly, you could have changed the trajectory of my life Butterfly effect if I get so mad in my pride takes over and I start talking back to coach He talks to me. I quit the team. Yeah, I don't continue playing basketball. I probably come back home I don't further my relationship with Olivia. I don't have Malachi I'm not a father and I'm single and I'm probably fat and with like a bald head. Yeah, that's true But I think you work because I think I convinced you that day when we went back because you're so tripped out about the alarm I said let's just set them at my time so that at the same time it's extra loud. We got double alarms I think that's what I ended up doing. I don't quite remember you are a Master of manipulation you you are a a owner of the dark arts. Yeah, that is insane I really like that game because those are some truths I had for I mean when I say This is feel good to let him off. Yeah, I feel good. I don't really I feel bad about the The alarm thing I feel but it was funny like a couple of years ago. It was funny afterwards now the girl That's that was now you should feel bad because she ended up getting a relationship with the guy was not I They ended up fine. I think if we're talking about the same. I need I need off camera I need you know, I'm talking about I need I don't know because it You know everybody that what if you in my head everybody and I went to that school. Yeah It's all good though. I mean I was like man who was a hunting field out there when I was on the prowl and I saw this is an easy kill He's like oh yeah, he thinks you're gross. He said actually is disgusting by you because you're you're nasty I think I went word for it. I think I went double and I was like I think he likes your best friend That was a good episode man Fantastic I mean I'm just like it's it's in the past can't change it now. I'm kind of hurt. Yeah, I'm kind of hurt That is unbelievable. Yeah, man. Sorry, brother wicked. Love you though. I love you too. I'm just gonna let it go but I love you too Okay, get us out of here. Appreciate y'all coming back episode two 15 you should know podcasts We are going on tour the tickets are still live right now First link in the description description. 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It should be god WVVVV that we learned in the second grade now saying ancestors for a second grade you're a step behind only to private school for my pre school and Then and then whenever I was it was people's birthday so we had chapel every morning whole school It was like can pre K all the way to 12th grade and so we'd have a chapel in the gym We would sit in lines and then the headmaster grandmaster whatever they were called white lady would go out there and she would say it was always birthday You'd call up and she would pitch your hair and she go look sleep look And I was so excited for that and it tells my birthday that I shaved my head and she see just palm to me and she goes look Sleep look and I was like it's not the same That's true story. I was wearing a sweater vest Which you know a psych ward for school same Francis in Austin, Texas Shout to you all right mcw but it wasn't like a rich private school was like It's say it doesn't even sound American luck sleeve. No German. I think I Don't google that MCW monkey civil war is what I was going for is that so interesting is that is incredibly interesting monkey civil war leave it in the comments Thank you for getting this far. This man is a I'm convinced. He's a double agent. You have a double life You went to a German St. Francis private school for pre K and A woman grabbed your ball? Well, you wore a Carlton sweater vest and she said locks give locks look leave locks. Yeah, we'll talk to her I doubt she's still with us man. She was old at the time. I was like two thousand what three four Yeah, I was a while ago. All right guys one out of ten club years. Don't want Christmas and we'll see you next time All right, see you. Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna get him help. I'm gonna get him up. We're gonna call him right now Anybody else German in here? We're gonna call Dario