Commuter? I Hardly Know Her! with Trixie and Katya

[MUSIC] >> I have been trying to say this to you for days. >> What? >> Clockness Everty. >> [LAUGH] >> I have just been thinking about it nonstop, clockness Everty. I'm clockness Everty, the girl on fire. >> That is, that is, that's, no, that's deep. That's deep, that's not a laughing matter cuz. >> Absolutely, super cut of you on this pod, take it off your headphones and jumping. >> Can you do it now, yeah, don't, maybe you're too injured right now. >> I think I have a bug right now. >> How's your healing? >> She's healing. >> Healing journey, she's clocking the tea. >> I gotta do it. >> Hey, what are you doing on the floor? >> She's searching for crack crumbs. >> She dropped her contact, is it you that contact lens is used to be hard? >> Girl, wait hold on. >> Why don't you pull the mic up to your face too? >> [LAUGH] >> Come on, clockness, put the headphones on. >> Clocky with the headphones in. >> Is it true that contact lens used to be glass? >> Yes, it used to be like, yes, like, you know how tires used to be made out of metal? No, they went to rubber. >> [LAUGH] >> Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. >> But did they really? >> Yes, they used to be like saucers, because I don't think glass salad balls. >> I don't think context is very comfortable to begin with. >> Thank you. >> No, but think about it, they're like little lens goggles. >> They were hard. >> I think so, if you look at it, I think they should wear glasses. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I think also if you got hammered in the eye, it would shatter the eye gone. >> It's like, I'm old enough that when I was in middle school, if someone had contacts, they were like rich. >> No, I think you're right. >> It was like, it was like family. >> Yeah, we had a girl, there was a girl in our high school who drove a used BMW. We thought she was the queen of Shiba. >> Girl, what about that, like the 95 BMW? >> Well, no, the 85 BMW, the guy at auction fell off a truck, you know what I mean? And then she was bawling. >> She was bawling, she was bawling, fan. >> Wait, wait, NASA, NASA, Instagram sing, NASA put your clothes on. >> NASA put your clothes on. >> She's a picture of a galaxy, she's like, she's not chopped, she's a galaxy. >> I was like, it's, it's just Ryan and NASA said that, they said, "Chopped,unk or no cat fam." >> She's a galaxy real Gastelum, Gabriel Gastelum, asked me if it meant chopped, uncut. >> He thought it was, we thought it was circumcision related. >> So not. >> Okay. >> Well, I didn't mean what does Uncle mean? What does Uncle mean? I'm going to take his off. >> Just like an older man. >> Because I can't even hear anything. I had a friend of. >> A friend of fam. >> Well, I didn't fam. So it's the brother of your parent, but it's not a little redundant. >> Like, hey, unc. >> Fam? >> Yeah, I don't think you say unc fam. >> You say no cat fam. >> I only heard it say like, that's, that's unc. >> Why is unc so chopped, fam? >> Well, that's you addressing your family about your own family. >> So now, to your point though, or Gabriel's point, doesn't it seem like unc would be chopped because he's uncut? Thank you. >> Why are we still doing that? >> We're not. >> Oh, no. Circumcision? >> This is different topic. >> If I had a kid, I would start a revolution. I would. >> Yeah. >> Let's not mingle my baby's penis. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. >> In fact, give me this, actually, let's do extra skin. >> Yeah. >> Like, I owe you. >> Let's owe me. >> I want them to have enough skin so that in the future, if they ever get in a car accident, they can find a girl. >> They can find a girl. >> Circumcize. >> They still have skin. >> To use for graphs. >> Absolutely. >> Or they can find a girl themselves out of a situation. >> Do you know about? >> I know about. >> Do you know about this? >> Do you know that the, what is a situation? >> That's a really good question. We're in a situation right now. >> I don't want to judge. I just think it has to do with people who are non-binary. >> No, no, no. >> No. >> I think it has to do with people not wanting to be in a relationship, but wanting to see and fuck one person, but not call it a relationship. >> I think it's a ship at all. It's a ship. >> Yeah, yeah. It's not a dinghy. That's a dinghy ship. >> Right. >> A dinghy. >> Are we on the Queen Mary? >> Ding dong. >> We're all the Queen Mary. >> The Queen Mary. >> To speak about. >> Tissue paper balls. >> No ghosts. >> Air conditioning. >> No ghosts. >> Girl, at that point let me burn in my house. >> Thank you. >> I know that's horrible. >> No, no, no, no. I don't want to drive all the way down the Long Beach, didn't have no privacy and no ghosts. If you're going to have Tissue paper thinned walls, I'm going to hear, I'm going to heat onkin fans like a fight all night long. >> Clockiness every two. >> If I'm going to try to no cap their tea all night long. >> I have so much to talk to you about. >> Please. >> Which is so crazy. >> So first of all, nobody's saying anything about my outfit. >> I just feel like fun and like cockatoo shirt and your toes are kind of fun. >> You're giving unk, unk, unk, unk. >> No cap. >> Yeah. >> With cap. >> My boyfriend bought me these and he said, you never were the clothes I buy you. So I just wanted to like show. >> One big toenail? >> Yeah, one big toenail. >> Just think I should paint it or do it acrylic. >> You would do it acrylic. >> A gel coat at least on top, something, right? >> A clear coat. >> What about a French tip with a palm tree? >> But it already is a French tip. You see that? >> Fam? >> Fam? >> You see that, fam? And then you don't have to be buying shit that I'd be, I'd be, I'd be up late. >> Spoken. >> Buying shit that I don't know, look at this shirt and it's umbrella cockatoo in front of the moon. >> I'm going to raise. >> It showed up at my house. >> And I thought, PR. >> You bought it. >> Mary, you know, I'm going to raise your, I'm going to raise your glass like pink. And then. >> [LAUGH] >> Well, you will hold this white one down while I raise this one up with, I will hold this white one down. >> I need you to put that. >> Is that me and you? >> You heard? >> Yeah. >> You like this? >> Oh, am I supposed to like it? >> No, no, no. You're just supposed to notice it. >> Why are you wearing two shirts? >> Witness me. >> [LAUGH] >> Why are you wearing two exact, no, no, because this is, this is from the Bible and we don't, home you don't play that. >> But why are you wearing it then? >> Because I, well, have you read the Bible? >> No. >> And Whitney used to do coke and read the Bible. >> And look where she got to the top. >> To heaven. >> No, I, it's to, it's to soak up the nasty from my scar. >> Oh, really? >> Yes, to soak up the nasty. >> Oh. >> Quite expensive and it's lovely, it's very good quality. This I got it rossed for $1. >> Yeah, honestly, it's to soak up the nasty, which almost penetrated my, my sheets under the layer. >> You think I should start taking the train? [MUSIC] >> Because I'm, everybody says the train to downtown LA is really content. >> I can't believe it. >> I'm not joking. >> You don't need to ask permission, you need to blaze the trail. >> Right. >> You always do that. Every other area of entertainment, you don't wait for someone to become DJ, you don't wait for someone to do that. So why are you waiting? What's you waiting for Gwen Stefani? >> Well, this is a thing. I bike to my studio. >> Yeah. >> And because I bike downholed a little bit of our people look at me like I'm trying to kill myself. >> But I remind you, yes, of course I have a helmet. Why are we whispering? >> I don't know. >> Okay. And I think this is one of the only managers being bald is you don't have helmet hair. You can get somewhere and whip off the helmet because I think a lot of people endanger their lives because they don't want to have a helmet hair. >> And that is so-- >> That's easy. >> No, no, you're right. You're a hunter's hair. >> Yeah. >> Would you avoid a helmet because you're like, oh, I don't want to have a helmet? >> Even though they're not-- >> No, but I'm chopped. >> Chopped. >> You're not. >> She's not acting. She's not going to show up. Chopped to do appointment. >> Also, she's like the brand of Lezz. She would have like elbow pads, knee pads, head, like-- >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Malfgaard. >> You would look like one of those crash test dummies. >> No roller derby. >> Yes. >> Roller derby vibes. >> Roller girl. >> Thank you. >> I've never seen a roller derby. >> It's intense. >> It's fierce. >> Is it supportive of women or is it clapping for violence for women? >> Well, I can't both of-- >> Well, I can't both of-- >> Oh, my God, girl. Have you-- >> Wait, let's go back to the subway. Yes. >> I think it would be fun. I was looking at this new-- >> Yeah. >> I wanted a studio and I'm trying to find something never expensive and over there close to MacArthur Park, there's an-- there's an abandoned mall. >> Okay. >> Not MacArthur Park. >> Oh. >> Is that bad? >> No. >> It's not MacArthur Park. >> MacArthur Park. >> No. >> MacArthur Park. >> Yeah. >> What's it like? MacArthur Park. >> It's like Twitter. >> I mean, tell me about a summer. >> Yeah. >> Mary Avert. >> But you know what? >> Someone left the cake out in the rain. >> You know what they did with the cake? >> Mama, they put the cookie in it. >> Okay. to all the frosting and then they jerked off on it. - Okay, because I saw this abandoned mall, not abandoned. - Abandoned. - Abandoned. - Available. - Okay, available. - Yeah, it's available. - Available. - Available as they empty. - It was like, it was like 22,000 square feet. - I'm like $5. - I'm like $5. - It was really cheap. - Okay, because again, you get what you pay for. And you have to ask yourself, am I willing to put all my heavy, heavy expensive equipment in the middle of Mad Max Fury Road? - That's what it is. - That's what it is. - I also think it might be open to the street. - Okay, okay, let's pump the brakes. - I say you should go visit and see why it should not be there. - Mama, you will gag. You better tape that hat down. 'Cause this is going to, oh, I thought you meant they were gonna try to steal it. - Don't you think they were trying to take these? - They would take those and then your hat would blow off in the wind. 'Cause you'd be like, yeah, you would be picked clean. - Get somebody to like a carcass. - Uno. (laughing) - So, my cancels and my white, my white socks. - Oh, croissants. - Girl, welcome to my socks. - Yeah. - Lately I've been waking up in my outfits. - And just wanna punch it in again. - And just saying like, if I don't see a stain, we're throwing it back. - It's a dream. - This has vintage from yesterday. (laughing) This is a really hot trend yesterday. And it's even hotter today. - 'Cause it's hot out. - 'Cause it's hot. So, - No, t-doh. - But it looked like it had been-- - No, that's, I mean, that's an available mall. - Okay, well, and I was looking at on the map. - You seem to fall out. - And I said, wow, this subway entrance in L.A. is like two bucks from my house. And it lets out a block from this. - How, for me to get down to town in 20 minutes, fuck the traffic. - Yeah, no, that's fierce. Part of me is like, 'cause I'm not a discriminator to public transit and Milwaukee, I write it all the time. - Well, I did the same thing in Boston and it was fierce. - When you know the routes, it's lovely. I was just in London, I took the tube. The tube. Oh, I have a great, the tube. The tube for you. Also, it's not to blabber the point, but it frees you up to do all types of other things like enjoy the music catalog at our disposal 24/7. Absolutely. Write a love letter. Mm-hmm. Write a letter to John. Pluck a hair. Pluck a hair. Vibe. Vibe. Do anything but not get killed in an automobile or let's say we're on the train. You're sitting, I'm sitting. What if I just go? Hi. Hello. Hello. I'd like to follow the job application. Yeah. Hi, Unk. Hi, Unk. No, Kat, fan. And I think when you think public transit, everyone loves a talker. Oh. It's incredible. It's incredible. It's incredible. It's incredible. They're not really going anywhere. They're looking for conversation. Chat rooms used to be the subway. The subway. You just go down there and say, ASL. Hi. Yeah. Oh my god. I was in London. I took the train and, okay, when you're going down in London, you're going downtown. The tube. Yeah. It's very undergrown. It's undergrown. Subterranean. So you got to take 63. Yeah. You're making that up. You've got to take this escalator down. And I didn't know you guys are much worse that you're meant to stand on the right and walk on the left. You didn't know that. Well, I guess I knew. But I'm like, you know, I'm like, wow, the tube. I'm looking around. I'm, you know, I don't know. And January 10th, 1863. Holy shit. Thank you. Wow. Tatler. Wow. Tatler. Really happy. We stopped the pause for that real information. So come on. That was before the civil war honey, okay, fan, we have no way of knowing where the civil war even happened. Tom, do you know that people think dinosaurs are fake? Well, that's my, those are my people. So dinosaurs next time, next thing you tell me, the call will cost happened. Well, don't let me get me started. I know. Because disclosure days come in and Spielberg knows something we don't. Spielberg is so tuned and tapped and turned on. We, he'd been new. Girl, ever since ET, she said ET was basically a doc. I know. I know. The moon landed. Where was on the actress? No. She just filmed in the home. They were making the real world. It was direct. It was a, I'm over the moon. They were talking about Spielberg. I didn't know. Well, it's you're over the moon. I want to know about it. I know. It's never too late. It's never too late to know the true. It's always so early. So. Okay. London tube. Okay. So I'm going on the chape and I'm with my lover. And I'm like, this is the chape and you know, I'm very public transit savvy. I love public transit. It's amazing. Transportation is a huge barrier for everybody and I think public transit gets a bad rap. Yeah. I mean, think about what happened from 1860 to 1865. The tube. Absolutely. No. But did they dig all those holes? Baby. What do you think they did? Thought about it? Well, I thought maybe they used to be sewers. Probably. Well, I don't know. Because if you dig under a city, why isn't it collapsing? Is that stupid to say? No. It's not stupid to say. It's where you should get an urban planer up in here. I shouldn't be asking. I'll just shut up. So I'm this woman, you know, people are using it to get the work. She's carrying her purse. Okay. I'm acting. I thought you went like this. Oh, sorry. She had a broad sword. She had just killed somebody. So she's walking and she goes, you're meant to stand on the rocks. And I went. Oh, damn. I probably, I think she and I bet you all the British people watching this will go. She was right to fucking yell at you, bitch. Get out of the way. And I get it. No, let me give you your body language. I was just like smiling and laughing with my boyfriend, like, huh? So he was on the right. You were on the left. Okay. So he was on the right standing and I was like 45 degrees in front of him turned around. So you're looking up at the escalator talking him. So I see her coming and I'm just talking. And then she goes, you're meant to stand on the right and I go, but I'm me. And I can't be spoken to that way by people. I don't know. What did you say? I said, thank you officer yelled at proud to be in an area. She goes like this. I know. She really ate it up. She goes. Welcome to love to it. It kept walking. Yeah. Welcome to London. Welcome to London. Welcome to London. No. It's a d to who I am. I just DJed in a 97 degree fair and height tent at Lundy hoopla. None. None. There were none. And then his cube is now a cloud of steam in the sky. You could rather you could sooner fuck the actual man ice cube than you could have a chance at seeing or touching or enjoying an ice cube in your drink. Absolutely. So I do feel bad about being in the wrong way, but London is a city that is all tourist. And I'm sorry. I just want to say I'm sorry to the London community for standing and I will never all shut up. And also here's the thing, you know, sometimes less is more with the words because what you could have do what she could have done and what she should have done. I think everybody will agree with me is that it's I don't listen to what you say. I listen. I watch what you do. And I when I'm barreling down there to my like a epidemiology appointment or whatever a dermatology appointment, I'm not going to say anything. I don't know if you know if you speak English, okay? You look foreign. So I'm going to elbow and hip check you into the right side of the escalator and keep it punching. And then you'll have muscle memory. And that could have been like a fun. It's a bit. Have you seen that? Have you ever seen that meme of like it's like Jason in New York and he'd body checks that woman on the subway and she flies. I'm telling you. She didn't want to. Like you would have flown and then landed with like a clear on nice and easy, like hair die job or something. I just feel like no, no. It's been too nice. Not that can't be false. But I'm trying. But I would never do that. Say that because it's a very aggressive rude I was constantly will go, oh, I'm just going to school to pass. Yeah. You don't like that. Which also works. Which also works. I was like to get past your hand. I hope you don't mind them because you know, we on the left side, we go if we got somewhere to go. We got to punch it. You know, and I don't really want to bump into you because you're such a nice looking young man. And I said, you know what? She's on the way to work. No, fuck her. No, fuck her. She probably works. She probably works. She probably works that the devil factory. So she's up there making pitch works for the devil. But I was like, I hate to know what happens when they're out of your shade of your foundation of the super drug. What someone gets shot. Don't. I think you're right. I think that this woman is condemnable. I think her actions were deplorable. I think she's an executable human being and she should be put to death. Anybody, I'm just going to like, I'm not like got a man hunt for her, but I know that you guys know her name. What she looks like. I didn't get your name. But hopefully in London, this, this, this, this snares it down. She was a white lady. Yeah. Oh, I know. Does that help type her name in the chat, please? But you know what? She was captured. She wasn't chaved out though. Okay. Which I didn't see any good chav. Why? Because you were in a new castle. I didn't see like the nice brown. No, no, no, no, no. London's not that white with the black stick lashes. Because you weren't in Newcastle or, or, or, or, um, uh, was it Yorkshire? Where I was, I can't give you a facial over. You've just had the bull talks. Oh, that did happen to you, didn't it? Yeah. I can't give you a facial. You just had the bull talks. Well, that's good advice because it'll move. Well, if I give you a facial and you just had the bull talks, I can't do it. You know, my bull talks guy always says, bull talks. He says, you know, if it doesn't take, you can come back in and we'll touch it up. So likely you think I'm driving back to Beverly Hills for you to stab me in the face. Well, so fun. I just want to move. I just want to move. Funny. Funny you should say that. That happened to me. And the price that I paid for this exorbitant amount of this med spa, I was like, I'm coming back no matter what. Yeah. I'm coming back no free of charge just to chop, chop it up with you guys because this is so expensive. For what? Yeah. I'm sleeping here. I have to chop this in half. Otherwise, I feel like I would have been, you know, what? So I. Well, SkyMed. If they do SkyMed, you. I know. They used to, they should start with Botox on a plane. How nice would that be? Well, I think with the air pressure, it's not that great. Really? Well, I know. I think they should start with a low benzo drip. Here's the thing where you do you, you know how people have a, um, a hidden menu. This is the midnight menu. And by midnight, I mean, when you're asleep, but with your consent. Oh, so, so once they, once they pump you, pump you full of razzapam or some short, short acting, but very potent benzo, maybe, maybe, um, alprazolam, uh, with the doctor approves it. They have the headset on. I have a prescription for alprazolam. Be careful. Painting disorder. Yeah. Short acting. Very. Don't really take it. Good. Good. That's good. I get 0.25 milligrams. And I break it in half. And I've taken it once. That's like a flinstones chewable. That's like a flinstones. I'm leaving. No. Yeah. That's more of a misplaced, um, let's placebo. I know. It is. That's not, when that's not joke about it. It works for me. A president is very 0.25 for me, but a fly in the sky. I know. I'm one of these. Oh, hi. Reading like rain. Close off. I'm immediately naked. City. City in the boom box. I immediately naked. Walking down Hollywood, Boulevard with a boom box. It was filled. It helped me out. Born and raised. Like living. Are you in Viv? Are you the new one? Yeah. One, uh, 0.25 milligrams of l's, uh, alprazolam, what is it? Alprazolam. Alprazolam. Is that right? Alprazolam. Yes. Alprazolam. Is that right? Alprazolam. Is that right? I don't know. I don't know. That's right. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What is it? It's a question of making fun of the UK. Okay. They deserve it. Not, not the UK. I mean, these houses bitch. We were talking about, I don't understand. America. Oh, excuse your mouth. The field of experiments. Excuse me. I had nothing to do with that. I am not responsible for the, you're not a founding, you're a foundingunk. I'm a foundingunk, fam. It's no no cap. No cap. I have no responsibility in the malfeasance of my government. A very arbitrary fact. I can't. could have been more than 11 on. I could have been more in Tokyo. I could have been more in fucking San Pellegrino wherever, but I guess I don't love British recipes. But Courtney Act talked about this. - That's right. - But she was talking about in other countries, the standard of the quality for the ingredients in the food is higher. So if you don't like the British recipe, if you get those ingredients and make the same fucking food over there, I do think it's better. Go get a cheese sandwich there, stunning. - Okay, so I don't do that. - Oh, you don't need to do that. If you guys enjoy their incredible, in London, if we're talking about London in particular, I enjoy the most incredible Indian food I've had in my life. - Right. - The most incredible Vietnamese food, the most incredible Thai food. - Right. - Food from Thailand, Thai food, vegetable tempura, battered veg, 11 pounds, 60. Did you get to see Catherine Tate and O'Mara? - Okay. - You're gonna be mad because. - You went to see Cat Piss Ever Stream in the fucking longer game movie. - So this is what happened to you. And I don't want to be yelled. - No, no, no, no. - You need to give me all a present. - So I was feeling sick. - Hold my hand. - Like I've been. - I was feeling sick. - Why are you so cold? - It's free sick. - Anemia, light anemia. I've been feeling sick. And something about when you're on all these drugs that are immune to presence for my arthritis, you can get fiercely sick with things like. - The common cold. - You can like get chicken pox again. Those like viruses in your body that once your body is antibodies, you still have them forever like. - I can be like, "Salted out with the spinal meningitis." - No, but you could get like HPV. You could get shingles like when you're on these medicines. - The stuff that you normally, your body never sees again. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So my body loves to flare up Epstein-Barr virus, which is like a mono for months. So I've been feeling like I've been dying for months. So I finally got an antiviral. It's been like so much better than God. But it was so gradual. I didn't realize I was just dying until I was like, oh, I'm really sick again. So anyway, not this good, it's a good story. But the problem is I get to the UK. Or I just been like, it just started to get better this week. So I get to the UK instantly sick. You know, and what you might say, "Did you need to have fork to keel on the plane?" That's my best. - There's nothing to do with it. - But I know my body. I mean, I was fighting the car ride from the London Heathrow Airport to the. - Which is three hours. - Which is six and a half hours. - Yes, six and a half hours. - That means, I'm longer than the plane. - Mary, I'm telling you, you have, you have, there is a prescription on the way in, how customs? A pharmacy. - And they give you your little discharge medication. So you don't have a seizure. - But also trains, transwrites. Everybody's told me that the Heathrow Express is the fastest way to get to London 'cause fuck the traffic. - Oh, but I believe that and I would do that. - So now I'm like considering that, but I also shoot in the eye bitch. I got PS Direct. It was my first time doing PS Direct International. Can I tell you the confactory? Guess who's back in the house? Amazing. - Oh, I'm so excited. - Private sweet. They put you in a room by yourself. Immigration was so fast that I made them go get the agent again because I was like, that can't be it. Like that was immigration. I just break into this country and they were like, thank you for double checking, but yeah, you're fine. I said, well, I have trauma because I went to immigration jail once. - Thank you. - Thank you. - So the car ride, when I'm feeling sick now, the car ride, I get super car sick. So I'm all car sick and I got us, I got Matt and I take us to see the Hunger Games live on stage. Because I love the Hunger Games. - And I'm not saying you shouldn't, why are you looking at me? - I'm fighting for my life. One hand up here, one hand on here. - Are we pissing out of both sides? - No, it's a fighting puke. Trying not to throw up on the way to the play. 'Cause my plan is to see that, go to dinner and then see jinx in the end of the rainbow. - Gotcha. - Double feature. - So I get there to see Clockness Everty, go to the bathroom. Not like a non-event, almost puke, almost poop, nothing happens. - Nothing happens. - So I sit through the first act of the play with a bar bag. - No, like a party, not to puke. - And I'm so nauseous that loud music in the play at all even makes me sick. - Yeah. - There's a part where Catness Everdeen is with pita mullark and they're flying in their chariot and real flames are shooting out. And it's like an arena seating, like a Pokemon arena, like we're all the way around. - Oh, a theater in the round. - You know it's a Hunger Games. So there's like violence and stuff. - Are you sick now? - No, I'm okay, I'm okay. And so at intermission, I go, can we leave? So I left because I was so sick. - So I didn't even get to see the second act. - That sucks, I'm sorry. - So I go home, lay down at the hotel and I was like, I'm not gonna make a dinner and I'm not gonna make a sea jinx. And I'd already sent her flowers. I said, like, great show tonight. So I called her the next airtexer and was like, I'm sorry, I missed her. She said, I heard you got sick. I'm like, yeah, that sucks. So anyway, that pissed holder. - Cat, cat, cat. - So then, but also I had a show someday. So I had to be like, I need to prioritize getting good for the show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm gonna fly over the cancel. - No, okay. - Clyde a London and not do the show. - So this is, I'm a little depressed that I miss the other day for the Hunger Games 'cause I love the Hunger Games. - You love the Hunger Games. - I love the Hunger Games. I cannot wait, cannot wait for Sunrise on the reaping this new movie. - When is the, when is the, - There makes me wait for a couple of November. - Okay. - And it makes me so mad. - Okay. - Because I could be dead by then. - Listen, say it, tell it on the mountain sister. - My body doubled my kind of graces in the movie. So obviously I wanna support her. - And she's not chopped, fam. - No. - She's hunk, she's hunk, she's hunk, she's so clearly young. So wait, what is the, do you get the, just like, is this Hunger Games musical like? - It's not a musical. - Oh, I'm sorry. Hunger Games theatrical production. - Yes. - Is it like faithful to what is it a, what is it like? Is it like a movie or all the movie? - Look faithful and it's a stage adaptation of - All the movies. - No, the first one, the first book. - Okay, gotcha. - So the intermission, Reddit intermission was her entering the arena. - Got it. - So the beginning she gets reaped. - Who plays Capis? - There's a bunch of reactors, reactors. - Real girls, real girls. - The president's snow is John Alkovich. - You've gotta be kidding. - You're joking. - It was pre-recorded. - Excuse me? - 'Cause he's not, he just beams in on like TV's. - That's still country though. - Oh, it was great. He was a great president's snow too. He was really cool. But the show was, the show was, you know, I love the Hunger Games, so, and I'm not a hater. So if I buy a ticket to something, I go ready to like, - Yeah, we're just enjoying this. Like pretty much a matter of what. - Or people see things that are just like, - I know. - Well, usually that's critics who get their tickets calmed. - Well, thank you. - Well, okay, so the next day happens, and I'm like, well, I gotta help you. - How are you pulling it together to not puke at this music festival? - I get a rock doc. Oh yeah, nice. - They give me a Zofran pill. - Love the Zofran. - The Zofran is really that cool. - That must be the Zofran. - She's not chopped at all. - It's amazing. - Yeah. - Um, save my life. I get in drag. I'm wearing my outfit from Coachella a couple years ago. This pink leather, and I'm kind of skinny right now. It's like pink leather nasty little nasty. - Nasty, but you're close on. - With glove, fingerless gloves with this giant pussy lady bunny hair. - I'm so funny. - I was so, I had so much pussy. - I looked so good. - I can't even tell you. I don't know you hate to celebrate me. - Well, I'm a, you know, I'm the hater. - Because you're chopped. (laughs) - It's because I'm chopped. - She's, what was it? - She was, she was, she was, - She could burn outfit. - She could burn outfit. (laughs) - So, I go to the festival. I go to the festival, writing in the car to the game, and she was chopped as she could chew an outfit. - She could chew an outfit, that's what it was. I thought it was burning outfit, chew an outfit, something. - She could chop. - So disrespect. - She was chopped. - She was talking about Jackie O, by the way. - She was chopped, but she could write a mix and outfit. - Yeah, she could, she could blend that, she could breath of an outfit, okay, guys. - So, we get to the gig, and it's me, and some of our managers there, they get there ahead of time to pre-check everything, which I love. I love boots on the ground before I get there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Makes it feel like, am I so demonic that if everything's not right, when I walk in, they're on the pink carpet, I'm gonna lose it. - They make whole movies about this type of people. - Okay, don't you worry about that. - And it's fun, 'cause the scissors sisters are headlining, and I just heard that, let's have a Kiki remix of the Mesa and Luscious, and Kelly Osborne was there. - Fears. - Oh, so this is a big, old thing. - Huge thing, huge thing. - Mighty hoopla has such a fun music festival. They book all gay acts, but don't call it a gay music festival, so all the gay show up. - It's like, it's fierce. - It's like, yes. - I see Violet and Gottmick. - Oh, fierce. - You know what I'm gonna say, high. Violet, vaguely acknowledges. Yes, fierce. Then the bid is admirable. - Oh, it's amazing. And it's actually like an honor to be ignored by you. - Yeah, absolutely. I was like, she almost said, she said nothing to me. - That's nothing bad. - Wow. - I saw the picture of you and Gottmick on social media. It's very nice. - Oh, that was my hot sexy outfit. - Yeah, yeah, look good. - I corroborate. - So I go to my gig. - Like, Jodie Harsh is before me. She's so fun. - God, I love her. - Love her. - Yeah, she's great. - And I'm, you know, me with my people skills. This agent was in the room and he was chatting with me and he was like, have you read Jodie's book? And I said, oh, no. I said, I really wanna read Mark Ronson's book too, because, you know, he's a producer and I really wanna read Jodie's book. I think he's called you had to be there. And he said, she does the audio type. She just listened to the audio type as well. And I said, yeah, but who wants to listen to a British person for hours? And he didn't even really get it. So I was like, great. Love it, killing it. Love it. 'Cause I'm like, 'cause he has an accent. - I've already seen, like, I'm trying to make a funny joke. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, but it didn't work. - Flopped. - Flopping hard in the social scene. - So then I put my shoes on. I go to my gig and Jodie's DJing before me and she's so awesome. She's amazing. She's incredible. - She's fun. - She's great. The hair is mystifying. All one side, baby bang. - Yeah, chopped. - Yes, literally. - Face, it's so hot. Her face is somehow completely matte. - I don't know what she's doing. - Yeah, fuck her. - I looked like a melted person and she looks completely bone dry. She looks like when people see Jesus in toast. - She's probably had the boat. - Oh, gosh. - She doing something like that. - She didn't have a fascial though. - Not bad. - She didn't have a fascial. - So I get up there to do it. I may be 30 minutes in my set. I'm feeling it. I'm really doing a good job. And I've been practicing a lot. - I'm really doing a good job. - And I've been practicing a lot. And I've really been pretty. - I'm really getting it. That's a lot. Okay. I'm going from A to B to C to D to E to F to G. Baby, you can't get ready. So I'm going in ready. And I'm killing it. I'm like, yes, but it's punishingly hot. It's maybe 65 degrees outside. But in this tent, I'm DJing. It's pushing 95. You got to pop some holes in that tent. It's like everyone is breathing mouth open. It's so hot, so hot. I can't deal with that. This is after the nights, the light went out in Georgia, London last year when it was like, yeah, it was the suicide watch show. The only show I've ever told a medic to stand by this day and watch me. Yes. So fierce girl, the bone collector, the bone collector. You had to call Denzel Washington. I've been trying. We're going to get YouTube down here, film us. I'll be doing my gig. Mr. God, I'm as long as they don't meet in the heat. My policy is this. If I show up on stage, looking good, if the heat destroys me, that's not your problem. It's not your fault. You prepared for the best. And there will be no photos after. Yeah. Right. And I'm leaving right away. That's all. Yeah. Once I'm wrecked, I don't want to be seen. Yeah. She's wrecked. She's got to go home. Yeah. She's chopped. She can't be in a meeting. And they have a fan on the floor blowing up at me. But when you're in drag, a fan blowing just a wig into your wet face. No, it's not the London look. It's not the London look. Oh, so you can't, you can't turn, you can't turn cause the wig just goes like that to the face. Yeah, you can't, that's not the London look. It's not the remote look. So I'm petting wise. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Um, and then I decided to take the fan and put on the counter because I'm like, well, if it's good to do anything and he's being front of me and put it directly at my face to pull a hair back. Yeah, totally that I can handle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's such a strong fan, though, which I'm grateful for. I put the fan down. The strength of the fan blows it off the counter. The fan chops the electrical wire to the stage sparks fly like final destination. All the power on stage goes down during 35 minutes in to an hour 15 set, an hour 30, sparks fly sound immediately cuts out. And there's video of me going, I have a video for you. How can I even know about this? Am I not eternally online? Because I didn't share it. Okay. Am I not eternally on? That's a good thing. By the way, I think I'm not eternally online anymore. Also, fuck you. Not great. So that's never happened to me before. I didn't know that could happen. Accident. Oh god. So then I'm feeling around on the ground. I'm trying to figure out what happened. Because the sound is out. I pick up a cable. I pick up a cable. I look at it. The edges are all spliced open. So what I think happened is when there's a surge like that, the power cuts off as a safety precaution. Okay. So I'm holding the edge of the flayed out wire. And they come out. They fix the music in like five minutes to me. The dancers leave the stage and come back. But it was really scary. And I felt embarrassed. And it's like your nightmare that the music just stops. And it really was. It's not my fault. It's not the fans fault. It's not. It's it's a consolation of faults. I play. Yeah. It's not. I'm not chopped. That chord is on that chord got chopped. Yeah. But then I just I once the music back. Okay. What was the recovery? How was it? I brought the BPM back down and just worked by way up again. I was like, you know what? But they didn't leave, which was great. That's bad. Because I was trying to move the fan. I shouldn't have tried to do that. I should have just done nothing. Yeah. But live and learning. And you're not. This isn't your first rodeo. That's that sucks. I thought, Mary, I thought you were. You thought of execution. No, no, no, no. I was you describing that. I mean, I think you were like, it was perfectly reasonable for you not to think that a small fan like that could do something like that. Because that was on a huge giant fan. It was a powerful fan. But it was I thought it was going to be one of those giant fucking freak fans. You know what I'm talking about? That would like be a would could would tip over and bring your whole table down. Um, do you know what I mean? No, no, no. But I have seen videos like that where like the decks fully tumble forward. And like, that's just never happening. So then I'm also hot. Please. What happened? I'm sorry. It happened. But you know what though? If he can lead you to it, he can lead you got to be in the right mood. Yeah. Because anything can happen. Yeah. And we're working with we're working with mysterious things like electrology. Electrology. Yeah. Electrology is not an exact science. The way it can fall off. The shoe heel can break off. It can all happen. Yeah. But electrology is different because we don't know where even where that comes from. We've never heard of it. No electricity is more, um, satanic. Thank you. What I hear. So I save the show. I got a kite and I put a key on it. And I put it up in the sky and we waited for the lightening of Franklin. That's absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. What did you do over the weekend? Hmm. That's almost a little too rich. Low too sweet. Let's take a break. Let's take a break. So I was destroying music festivals. Yeah. I was struggling. Walking out of Matt Nays of young adult novels. Yeah. Skipping. Yeah. Trans people actively via musical for violence against trans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was I doing? What were you doing? Well, I'm so glad you asked. I was alone in Brooklyn trying to. No, I was alone in my condo trying to jack off an electrician. I'm gonna say that again. Let me ask you something today on June 5th, 2026. It's a Thursday Friday, June 7th, whatever date is, why is it so impossible for me to jack off an electrician in my home? Wait a minute. So I want to. Oh, okay. No, no. So I want to look so knowing you. Yeah. An electrician came over. No, no, no, no. Oh, not yet. Oh. So what are you asking? How to get an electrician or how to jack off? Well, I know how to jack off. I know how to jack off somebody else. You do that weird pillow humping shit, don't you? Oh, my God. So we do that thing where you lay flat down on the bed. Oh, my God, you are reading my mind. But I had this other. I had a vision. I had a vision of love. So they had, we're at after brunch, we went to Hobby Lobby to be gay, because you know, they don't like that. And so me and Ash Gordon were passing by. These like, these embroidered pillow letters. And then I saw a bee. Naturally, I picked it up and I was like, you do what this would be good for. Dual hump jacks. In the Hobby Lobby. So I gave a low demo. Not, I didn't undo my pants or hook my bra. You were with Ash Gordon. Yeah. Love her. Pregnant. One of the few people I think should procreate as much as possible. Thank you. I do it for a whole heartily agree. Let's start an island. Yeah. For just the goal. Then how are they going to procreate? Well, in bread in breeding. Well, I didn't work for England. I watched this documentary about some in bread people in the hills on YouTube. So it was a BBC. No, lately YouTube has been suggesting like real community documentaries to me. Okay. What is your go to? Wait, what are you? What are you on YouTube? Because I have mine. I know my algorithm is sacrosanct on on YouTube. My my YouTube premium membership. I have a katsuya account that is not premium and that is a whole who knows what? Do you know what I mean? That's for my YouTube channel on my my my you have a second YouTube. I'm a men's account. I have a men's meeting. I have a men's account. It's like an anonymous like faceless. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a men's account. That's what no, no, no, no, no. So I wouldn't I would be very comfortable in not at all skittish or or or shameful about popping up pulling out my YouTube history my YouTube account or the algorithm. I have nothing to be ashamed of because it's all very wholesome and it's all very no, I'm not joking. Why are you looking at you like that? You don't believe me. Well, okay. So people have secret accounts if they're just doing normal shit. Well, it's like, Oh, I just put on my I put on my I put on my Jason mask and don't kill anybody. You know what I mean? That's like I don't get it. Why don't you just do these things from your katsuya account? Oh, no, because katsuya is not premium. But why don't you make that account premium? Why do you need two accounts? Well, because this was the account I had before the katsuya one. Oh, this pre date. Yeah, this is good. We go way back this one. Maybe we go way back to me and myself. We got to give you two down here. Yeah, something I go way back. We're all in the board in the same house. YouTube used to not eat. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She was just she was just something. It was just thing. She was just the thing. She would grandma would send you a comedy clip, but you would go there from somewhere else. Right. Right. You know Twitter would Twitter would bring you to YouTube. Well, Twitter was the babysitter. She was the girl in the car. She had the getaway car. Yeah, she would go. She was a stop on the way back home, but you wouldn't hang out in YouTube. Right. Um, so how does this get to you jerk an off an electrician? Well, that's a great question. I only answer that. Um, I was at home. My brother stayed with me for a while. My god, we vived. Oh, my god, we vived. We vived so hard. And then he left. And then the the appointment, the the condo immediately turns to shit. It's a big old shit. It's just layers and layers of shit. Longers not done. Dishes aren't done. I did the dishes today miraculously, but by dishes don't bite. I did the dishes. I mean, I put them in the dishwasher and didn't do anything else. So living in filth again, it's fine. It's temporary. Like all things. And I'm it occurred to me. I'm like, you know, I am not in a position. My body right now is not sex ready. I don't want to have sex. I'm not. I don't even. Oh, God. It's like, what about your bonus hole? Bonus hole. Always sometimes never. My I was talking about, I was thinking about brand. It's not here. Brand new cherry flavor. You're today. The side home. My kid knows my kitten closing. My goro kitten hole. Yeah. That's it. It's totally sick. It's disgusting. But I've been doing a lot of ASMR. myself, I'm listening to ASMR videos on, because my sleep is all disrupting. Do you like scenarios, because of a lot of elaborate scenarios? Yes. There are. It's a huge, I would say it's huge genre with many, many subgenres and many, many avenues and in Nooks and Cranies. I do understand the appeal of the, well, the purveer ones make more sense to me. The ones that are like, you can put your boyfriend, boyfriend material or like cranial nervous, a vagus nervous cranial nerve exam or like, or like sexy haircut or whatever, no, I don't do any of that. I do fluffy mic sounds with whispers. Sexy haircut. Yeah, but it snips snip and like, sexy haircut as a drag name. Wouldn't you live? What about sexy, sexy drag queen? First name sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, middle name sexy, last name drag queen. Bob's daughter. Yeah. Sexy, sexy, oh. Because it's Bob's middle name sexy. We have to do the genealogy. It's from the legendary house of the, it's like the hyphen. He was, it's his name, Bob's middle name is after her father, the princess or the Vivian. Her mom and dad were the Vivian and the princess. The princess. Yeah. So I do fluffy mic sounds with whispers and today I am, I like it. I don't like when they say it, but I like it when they do affirmations like I hope you're doing amazing today. I hope you're feeling really great and I'm just going to help you to relax. I don't need any 50 cent words. I don't need literary illusions. I don't need flowery language and I don't, I just need even, you know, it's like you really depend on that even tone or that even volume and consistency of the, the, the whisper level or whatever. Yeah. So it's like you can't just be like us and just scream like like a, like a, crawl like a hyena every once in a while. It's very, that's so weird. Well, it's, it's to, it's to get the tingles, it's to get the, the, um, it's a, it's jerking it. It's so non sexual. It's not at all sexual. It's not even sent. You could argue that it's sensual, but for me, it's not. It's tactile. It's, it's, it is. It is. Um, there's a knife in your back and the blood is running down. It's a time screaming. Yeah. A hundred percent. Oh. Bongo. No, it really is that. And it, it's, I'm telling you, it's, it's magic. It's really, it's body magic. It's the parasympathetic nervous system switching on. It's immediate relaxation response. I can't exercise. I'm going nuts. I'm going crazy. I'm popping up at 5 a.m. Eyes open. Bloodshot. Bloodshot. Diva scrambling down. Bull leg. It does. Right. Right. I was like, thank God for the carpet. Because I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I mean, my first heel, heels, heels, like sore, sore legs, didn't do anything. So my version of those type of, those type of things come from the videos of like great grandma using VR and like diving through the TV. Do you know how, do you know how horny and bricked? I get when someone's grandmother thinks she's playing a VR game where she's walking a plank and they walk up behind a pusher and she screams a letty murder and jumps through the 85 inch TV. Do you know how much joy I get out of it? We should go all the way through. No, she'll like smash it. It spiders. You don't know. She's crazy girl. I went on the rabbit hole of this. What about Asian insurance scam frauds on Wilkinson? Okay. Okay. The real T. If you want to talk about the real T on YouTube dot com, the real T of premium TV dot YouTube dot com. Compilations of men watching sports and breaking their own television, standing up, punching the TV, throwing their mode of the TV, ripping the TV off the wall. We got into that. We got into that. Okay. And my mind goes to them kids are getting hit or something horrible. Yep. If that's what's happened to the TV. I know. You need to check your anger. They we do. And we also need to check back with reality. Let's take your pulse for a second. And so that is not your team. Those are not your guys. Is this something I've never understood? Are you more upset than the players? Thank you. And also you don't they have these players as brilliant as talented as they may be or not be whatever I you know, they have no allegiance or loyalty to whatever team they're playing on. They are. They have allegiance to me. Yes. Well, they're first level. The first layer of loyalty is to tricks and intel.com. I treat them to LLC. Right. Then their second allegiance is to the great and mighty dollar. Right. So it's not about the dolphins. It's not about the Eagles. It's not about the bears. It's not about fucking 49ers. You stupid bitch. It's about missing at the top of it's Miss George Washington or Miss Benjamin Franklin on. Or Miss Thomas Jefferson. Right. Who's on the other dollar? James Madison. And Kerry Washington. No. She's also on the dollar. All right. Wish she should be one of the. She should be on every dollar. Do you think they could add her? Yes. Should the Mount Rushmore? They could put on the only four. Well, because there's the hidden one. You never seen the back one. I don't think they do more Mount Rushmore's. I know. It's a sexy, sexy drag queen on Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmost. Yeah. It's not like the Grand Canyon's right there. But we could get some of these newer. We got it. Yeah. Yeah. We're getting YouTube down there to film it all too. Bernie. Yeah. Bernie. Yeah. Bernie Tina. Yeah. We got to get Kerry Washington. Well, so anyways. Oh. Oh, yeah. So these guys getting. I don't know what you're talking about. They're punching their TVs as if the calls coming from inside the house. The calls are not anywhere related to your neighborhood. They don't know about you. Don't care about you. Right. They don't fuck with you. Why do you think that you fuck with them so hard? Go flip a car. Tea. Go. Go to the gym. Go do some deadlifts. Yeah. Go burn off that crack juice when something like with a with an activity that is appropriate and not harmful. What you know what I do is for public service when I'm in Boston when there's a Celtics game. Celtics game. Celtics. Well, sorry. Celtic women concert. That's what I was talking about. So when they win or when they lose, I am in one of those medieval times. Things. Stalks and they have Tomat Tomat and they whip and they look up and they name it. They live. And they took the role and they and they look up to your little, your little, your little bloomers and your bustle and we'll know that's if they went to that's what they went. That's if they went and they live with my bloomers and my bustle take off my cop cage. Well, that's not important because I'm talking. And you're your TV low girl. Well, I'm tucked. So they pull the tape off my butthole and they just go, they're like, and they put me and they live for it girl and they live for it and they wait and I patiently for it lady and they wait for and because they're positive trying to regulate their body temperature while they're in weight while they're waiting because they're so excited to what then the coconut oil, the number of them lesbian women in my life who grabbed both my arms and said, Loub, have you tried coconut oil? Like, I think the lesbians are in with big coconut because they're trying to get me the show, they're not the types that are tied up with big nuts, big not, but you know what though it does make it the natural lubricants are going to be the probably safest bestest one of those chunks coming to play, baby. I'm not into all that well, I'm not into that chunky, I'm not into Miss chunky. I don't want to. So what about the electrician? I'm not trying to sexually harass anybody. Okay, let's get that off the table. That's not. We don't do that. We don't do that. It's not Italy. I'm not pinching butts in the elevator, Willie Nilly. Okay. Thank you, Roma. Another good compilation online women just trying to be in public. Oh God. Or what about men coming up and trying to kiss? What about big flop insurance scam? I almost got hit by our car except the fact that your car was completely out of stop and I just after the fact went in fake hip-checked it and then went immediately crumbled to the ground, totally injured screaming Curly Sue. It's fierce. It's so fierce. Oh, look, but I was in park. You had a neck brace on before you hit the ground. Exactly. I was like, where'd you get a stretch? I just brought a stretch. I mean, how much money do you think you're entitled to from this? 80,000 dollars. 80,000 dollars. You drove here in Ambulance? In Ambulance? That's crazy. Yeah, it's great as wild, but that's fun too. I wouldn't know the electricity. If you're going to try to fake it, you need to actually jump in front of the car. I need bones. Got a break. Right. Where do you have no literal skin in the game? This is awful. No, no, no, it is awful. But so what's even more awful? You're awful. What's even more awful is me alone in my house, no electrician to jack off. No, I don't want to scare anybody. I don't want to make anybody uncomfortable. But I do want certain people to know, namely, electricians. If they were to make a service call at my house, independent of the service call and not tied or related to the service call, there is another service that I provide free of charge. And that is jacking them off until they want to come or not come. It's really none of my business. Do they have to be hot or are you just more into them being electricians? I'm mostly interested in them being electricians because that makes the most sense in my home. We have a lot of electrical work that needs to be looked at, and so you're not willing to pay money. No, excuse me, it's a barter. Excuse me. I literally just, you know, listen to me because what I said, independent of it not related to is the service call. The service call, I'm paying a premium and I'm going to tip you. That's no matter what. That's even if you further complicate my electrical system and I need to call another electrician, because that doubles the rate, the doubles the chances that me jacking off somebody. If you come to my house to do any kind of work, locksmith, et cetera, the gratitude I feel in my heart. Oh, yes. I am there with you. The amount of haggling I will never do. You tell me what the money is. Yeah. I will kiss your feet as you leave. Thank you. I'll braid your hair. I'll do whatever you want. I think you'll be on say, I think you're better than her because she never did my electrical. Well, she did and she did a great job, which is why we need the electrician. I need a union electric up in there. I need a union electrician. I close the only thing Beyonce can't do. She can do plumbing. She can do plumbing. Drywall. Oh my god. Your exterior stuff. Your exterior stuff. Go, job. Her game is like her murals painted or not the mosaic tiles. Like you said, she can get you a Roman spot in under two days. Girl, I was just thinking. on the way here. I'm still, I still want to jack off the electrician. I hope it occurred. It was the best thing I ever saw. Like once a week I had that thought. Now every concert or show I ever see, I judge it to that. Yeah. Maybe that's why I don't like anything anymore. No, yeah. But I loved paranormal activity. I wish I got to see that so bad. Your description of that was so ribbed. You gotta go see it. It's going to Broadway. You're joking. Starring. My friend Travis Knight, who's from my college in the acting program. I saw him in the ads. And I, oh my god. He's announced us as starring in it as the lead. Small world. Pexicle arts Milwaukee. Stars are out. Anyway. Okay. It was wrap up. Well, I'm going to go see that. You should want to see that. So I can use your description of it was absolutely bone chilling. So I can't wait. I disk. I was talking to somebody from that show about that. And I said, I hope I didn't give away too much. And they said, when we talking about the pot, they said, no, you talked enough without giving you thing away, which was my goal. Yeah. Yeah. Because if there's surprise elements, yeah, I want to be surprised. I don't want to tell you how great it is. But then you go in knowing everything. Yeah. Well, then I got to talk to some rain. Talking rain. Diabolical. What's that? I don't know. Rain acid rain that goes, oh, quail burn. You know, we used to read, we used to read fan comments. Not anymore. No, we'll give it up because we're not a fan. Well, you know, while you were in the bathroom doing the dush or whatever, I, Tracy and I were Brooklyn. Trying to survive in this economy. Trying to take a break to see test. We were going through the fan comments and they gets, you know how it gets a lot of noxious and then Trixie Kotze universe. All they would ask is, why haven't you jacked off in electrician yet? Right. Well, is it, is it the calluses? I can guarantee you if it's electrician, his nipples are wired. You and we're right by the, we're right by the electrician could help me when I'm DJing and I use the fan to fight all destination chop wires. I'm telling you, we're going to chop it up and not, yeah, I'm telling you, if you're an electrician out there, I just wanted to be known that this is not related to any way to the service you provide or the money I pay for it. Let's get that very clear. This is dot extortion bribery or sex work. I'm just telling you that when the clock ends and your shift when you're off the clock on the dot, I'm right there on the spot to jack you off. It's seven o'clock on the dot. I need a crack rock on the spot. [Music]