Colum Tyrrell & Tristan Bowling - The End of Summer Games - Episode 955

Fill her up. You're listening to the gas, digital network. When you hit that bomb drop, drop, drop. You know what to do, hoping up to pit. Bitch, I'm coming through. Big J, the battle rap champ. I'm up in your arms with the strap, red attack, tag. When it's easy in the building, you better believe it. Never forget. OK, there ain't got nothing else to eat. Puerto Rican rattlesnake, venom in your veins. Natural born killers, bleeds in his case. What the fuck? Come on, James. Paco is dressing a fucking. A fisherman, like, I want to say the place. What's the, what's the stupid, uh, what's the place that right says Hudson? He's a Hudson river fisherman. Why did I say it all on Mike? Great, we lost Rachel. Hey, Rachel, feds up. Would you please, I'm trying over here. Rachel, look alive. Well, you know, I'm throwing fucking goals. Oh, yeah, right here, James, drop it in hard. Right to the body, right down the center. For Pearl Harbor brand on the white kid. Let's go. You must break him. He ruined Uncle Jay's birthday with Pearl Harbor. James, don't keep your head in one spot. Move your head, James. I really want you to come over and support him. One, two, step one, two, right here. Yep. Thank you. Oh, that's the shot we're looking for. Hit him down, down, down, down, down. Yeah, fuck him up. Take him down. Take his back. Take his back. Take his back. Take him down. James, take him down. James, never stay. Die. Take him down, James. If you were to earn your Uncle Jay's respect, you will kill him. Don't say a little nice, Paco. Oh, James, you know what I'm talking about? What you heard a child, you piece of shit. Oh, Paco picks on a big hill. He's going full hill. He's going for a baby for the middle. You can't attack baby James. He's doing a hacker. He's doing a hacker. Oh, no. Oh, I hate that. We hate a hacker. that is the Hawaiian scary dance. It is so scary. They know, they all scream at the same time. That's a plan. That's a wedding. I'm an ugly woman. Just chill the fuck out. It might be the guy's thing of all time. The hawk is crazy. What? What am I doing? But it is intimidating. Now, the Havana Gila is fun for everybody. The Havana Gila. Jewish Havana Gila. People are cheering. Il Poco spit on you. It'll Asian spit. Oh my God. It's well. There you go. Copa 2.0. James, are you bleeding your teeth? I don't know if that's spit. Let me say now you're not wearing lipstick. Let me see. Are you wearing lipstick on our backs? Dude, do we have to kill Poco? Show me your teeth. Oh, see your tongue. Are you going to rock your hard pictures today? Oh, man. That's good. That's tough. He smacked you as a Poco right in front of his Papa. Damn, Lewis. Too bad. Thank God, you're afraid of Poco. Tap him out. Tap him out. He's out. He's out. You can't tell because he always looks asleep. Because of his Chinese eyes, you see? I want to make sure I get this in the microphone. Pretty good. Paco for a 72 year old man. Well, not bad. You have made the elders to temple. We're going. We've been we've been being hilarious this whole time. Did you get James and Paco slap bucks in the whole time on camera? No, no, no. We were recording our commentary. You're sick. Hey, I it in. I do. My shirtless son. I'm sure we're sure to get huge. Dude, son. Pedophilia is a big market. Lewis's son goes shirtless. That's the thumbnail. We're going to get a lot of views. I was about to say, unfortunately it's the most. If we can hold 30% of that audience attention, I'd be alright. I'm completely worth it. We'll jump up. We'll jump up. We'll jump up. We'll fuck it. Lewis. Lewis. Have him do the ad shirtless. Perfect. That would get the most attention that I've ever seen. Get his feet on the table. I'm sure he's nice. I sure like guys that shop at GLD. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Boy, boy, do those guys give me the willies. Draft King's more like my king. Well, welcome to the Legion of Skanks podcast back to our song end of summer edition, baby. Turn this fucking thing off. The whole audience here. This is crazy. This is what I was kind of like Shane for Link, including your neighbors and a lot of ways like Shane to link. By the way, the behind us is the neighbor that tried to get me to cut down this tree. She can hear us. She can hear us. I mean, right here is this beautiful tree. That is so sturdy. The only thing given us shade right now. It's beautiful. That is, yeah. It's single-handedly blocking out the sun. That's like it's actually making this yard so perfect at this time of day. It really is. Call him. You see that bird's. I see that bird's. You see that bird's nest. It's in bald eagle nest. She's trying to cut. It's gorgeous. It's not at there's so many birds. Yes. It's like an endangered vehicle system. It's a duplex. Why is this lady hate nature? God dammit. Playing nature. You scary. Black people. The roots of that tree are probably coming through our kitchen or something. She's blind. That being said, if there's like a crazy hurricane, that thing is obliterating your house. But that's what she said to him. That's what the fun of living on the East Coast is like during her case. It's the thrill. It's the thrill of where the tree's going to fall. Are you going to get a roof this year? Catch your house when you go away. Don't buy a house unless you're ready to completely replace it in one act of God. Am I going to have to cook a meal for my neighbor because they don't have electricity and no roof? Okay. That's a fun game. What do you find out the interesting fact that homeowners insurance covers everything except the things that destroy your house. Fire. I'm just trying to see if they'll pay for what I had to do for the flood. Good luck. What is the what is the parameters for like acts of God? Oh of it. If that tree falls on you, they'll rip at the whole house. It's fucked on the roof. It's fun. But if it just falls on the corner, they'll only replace the corner of the roof. They only do the bare minimum. That's just happening. Yeah. No, but I know I've heard about like different I got trees all over my fucking house. Yeah. They're hauntingly. And by the way, it goes out and says nice things on my days. They don't hurt his house. Go the other way here. I keep good standing with my trees. Yeah. I feel like whisper to them. If I were you strong, you're strong. I would take now I'm just going by cartoon logic here, but I would take an axe to that tree on the side about halfway in on this side. Can I tell you right now if I had to cut the street down to a fellow in her house, I don't know where did sort chopping? Well, you go the corner. This side, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you do like a, you do a small wedge on the left hand side. What do you guys crazy? What do you mean? No, you're crazy. No, I'm saying if you get a truck, you get a truck, you're in. No, I'm saying this is all crazy. What I'm saying is you go into her house with a gun and you just go. Yeah, yeah, somebody didn't grow up a looney to my gun. We're keeping the gun. Hold on, Jack. You need to get my gun. Do not get me, Jack. You don't get my gun. That way, my gun. Get his gun. I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I'm right. Alex, you can't say you're not going to get his gun when you have gold teeth in your head. Yes, seriously, you can't say that. Have you guys won $23,000 in the lumberjack games? Listen to me. Oh, that's a problem. This side. Who can you do? Is you thin it out? You make it so thin on that side. It's going to fall to that. I promise you. That's the answer. I don't know. I don't poison it. Have you done this, Jay? No, I'm telling you, think about what you're saying. Trigger. If you cut it on that side, when it falls, it's going to fall, it's going to like hit its own. It's going to hit itself and go back this way anyway. It falls. You got to put on both sides, don't you? No, no, sure. This side. Oh, gee, Mike, what side do you cut on a tree to make it fall? Black neighbors? No, do not, gee, my tree to fall. My black neighbors. What do you like? Do not get his gun? Dakota's eight seven four. Baby out here. It's in the freezer. No one ever checks. You don't need a gun to charge your phone, Lucy. Yeah, you don't. Lewis. Lewis has it. Lewis is going to go with the USB charger. He's got it strapped in the back. It's an update. Toiletation. It's a Ruger 9. It's a Ruger 9. No, I mean, or plus it's a power bank and a alarm clock. It's the most badass paperweight ever. It's windy out here, boys. Go get my paperweight. Wait, no. Can I hold one of the knives in between my teeth the entire time? Of course. As long as we're doing weapons, I think that's probably against the rules that we talked about. Is it illegal for me to let my friends play with my gun? Yes, so it's not illegal. For sure. Look, there's no way that's a legal. Yes, play with is playing with. Playing with gun is not the correct term to use. I think in twisting, yeah, flipping. That's what happened on the 90210. This is a fun him play with the gun. This is a fun game, dude, pop potato with my loaded gun. Yeah, dude, I'm not playing that game. It's Russian roulette, but let's do it. Let's do James monkey in the middle. You're gun. Yeah, let's do. We're going to do head sub seven up, but I have an AR 15. Check out this gun. Look at this gun. Oh, no. Are you kidding me, dude? What is it? Oh, it's a foot. I'd rather you honestly have it. I just brought a tiny little angel lady. I would have. Oh, hey, gee, Mike could contain. I would have rather you brought the gun out. Hey, gunked in. God, Mike, could you bring me a pitcher of water? Can you bring me? Can you bring me to the building? Lolo is his feet off. Mike, can I get close to you for the rest of the life? You look like a fucking chicken in front of your chick. That was all my chicken here doesn't imagine picked it up. That's how man is friends here. Oh, you want to get one after I'm done? No, no, little forub. No, do you watch him out around or they just go right? Yeah, you go foot to foot, foot to foot. They're just watching. They're just making you want to ache and Varukas shaking imagine your raw dog and man, right? You don't have socks on. You get 50% of our story wars. You two feet. What? What? My feet? I don't want to think and beat my foot massage. I don't want your sloppy seconds, Lewis. No one wants a sloppy set. I'm not going to stick my feet where your feet have been. My feet are very sore right now. Why? It's because I'm fat and old. Alex, want to use this after I'm done? Alex, that's probably going to play. That's why I'm going to play super awesome when you fucking are going to roll or blade two and a half hours. Oh, that's true. I am, by the way, if you're listening to this, you're trying. Thank you. I'm going to bet on polymarket as to what you make it. I wouldn't make it. I could tell you I have a list of reasons. We're like six, seven out of the tenacity, you don't have the >> He just won't show up. You just won't show up to do it. You got 808. You stopped before. >> How about the first guy that cuts you off and doesn't know that you're running an organized thing that no one else knows about? >> No. >> You are like, hey, just the fucking thing. >> So they're like, go run it. >> And then you pull your gun out that you had in your pants because you were all playing with a gun. >> Go around. >> Yeah. >> And that's not even in the Harlem River Drive yet. We're not even up there yet. >> What a look at go around it. >> No, just go. Why not? >> She said I did that. That's the left hand turn. >> I'm doing it fucking charity asshole. >> You see, I'm doing it. Think go around. >> We're raising up to $200 in this establishment. >> So what I'm doing is on Wednesday the 9th of the life. You guys want to come. We're being a Chelsea hotel at 10.45 a.m. And we're rollerblading the same route. I did the day after 9.11. When 9.11 happened, I rollerbladed the Chelsea hotel across the George Washington Bridge up to exit two on the Palsies. Exit three on the Palsies Parkway. So I'm organizing a group. The cops might stop you. >> So there's been one person that signed up for it that said they're definitely coming. >> Yep. >> That's Joanna Angel, the emo porn star. >> Oh, that's a bit. >> She's gonna be me and Joanna Angel. >> What is she like a fucking fever dream? >> She's gonna be, she's gonna be funny. >> Had the craziest dream last night. >> What did he even fuck you? >> She said he afforded our blow jobs by the first rest of it. >> What is she riding a Sibian all the way there? >> What is a Sibian on wheels? >> What is her transit? >> Yeah. >> She's using a squirt-fueled Sibian to take her all the way there. >> It's a steam engine, you see. >> No, we're gonna see people are gonna show up, dude. Steve, you should come. >> I'm not. >> We're doing yourself, dude. >> A hundred percent. >> This is how we celebrate 9.11 now. >> I've never heard a 9.11. I don't know what it is, so I'm not joining. >> Is that the day I saved all those babies? >> Yeah. >> Never forget, never heard of them. Never heard of it. >> Don't know what you're talking about. >> Already forgot. >> Never forget, my best. >> I'm hoping I get fucking. >> I'm probably getting fucking Alzheimer's, so I can finally forget. >> Yeah, so people think it was that I did it on 9.11, but it was the day after 9.11. I slept in the Chelsea hotel on 9.11, the same hotel that Sid killed Nancy. >> That's a very artistic hotel to say. >> Super artistic. >> It's crazy that you say there's like Bascarot hanging in your post at 9.11. >> It's 20%. >> There's artistic, it's 80% junky. >> No, not at all. It's wildly expensive. >> And Lewis in a room going, I can do this. I can ride from here. >> No, it was kind of a tragic hotel like the 70s. >> But no, my girlfriend at the time, it's a dumpster. >> No, it's not at all. >> The one out there is a dump. >> No, the Chelsea is a dump. >> I bet. >> The one next to the fucking column. >> No, I've been there recently. >> I wasn't Chelsea hotel. I've been there recently. It's very fancy. >> No, they swank it. >> They did dump. >> They do have nets in between every floor, like an apple bill. >> Yes, you don't kill yourself. >> Jumping into the lobby. >> We're just so fun. >> My girlfriend at the time went to FIT and she rented like one small room in the hotel to live in. >> Was that when you're going to F-A-G? >> I was gonna say F-A-T. >> Yeah. >> He was summa comes loudly. >> Folks, we made the perfect joke. >> We did it. >> We did it. >> Get that off to the fucking radio hall of fame. >> The cops are going to show up anytime. >> No, and then I stayed in the Chelsea hotel that night and then I roller-bladed from there across the George Washington bridge up to exit three in the Palsett's Parkway. >> It's the hardest telling the story to Shane, Tommy Pope, and Chris O'Connell. >> O'Connell? >> No, no, no, it's O'Connell. >> So O'Connell. >> Especially O'Connell. >> Chris O'Connell. >> Bat, Robin from Batman 3. >> Chris Pell Connell? >> No, Chris O'Connell. >> We are telling them the story. They just didn't know that night. >> I told you so matter of factly as you did that. >> The quicksand. >> How hard they left and then like Google map the route, just laughing at it all over again, just looking at the map. >> This is the first time hearing that you walked that you did that, and that's one of the craziest things. >> You don't understand it. >> There's no cars. There was no cars in around here. >> His girlfriend was rich and she abandoned him. >> No, her name is a D.A. agent, and he's like, I'm picking you up. We got to get out of the city. Nobody can drive in around. So she was like, bye, and then like I had to literally stay in the city and rollerblade home. >> Wow, dude, that's it. >> Why did you have rollerblades with you? >> It's crazy to say we owned it. It's not got around in 2001. >> It's insane to say that you had the rollerblades. >> I had to, no, you didn't. >> I was going to walk, how was I going to home? >> Cab. >> You ain't, there's no cars in there. >> I will say no cab, I tried to get home that day, and they wouldn't take you. >> I swear to God, you were calling your time, I know. >> You're so hard to believe. >> I'm really like, I'm in the brain. >> I'm trying to get home. >> Yeah, your face is bleeding. >> No, no, please just take me in the car. >> To Hollywood, son, they didn't take me. They thought I was black because I was covered in a suit. >> There's no cabs of stock. >> You're wearing full Samba black face. >> They're here in the towers. >> They wouldn't take you home. >> They're red lips. >> Yeah, red lips. >> Holding a warm up. >> I'm the first responder. I got my white gloves on. I saved everyone. You got to get me out of here. >> Guys, I'm a hero. 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All right, let's get back into it. >> It's so distracting when there's so much like wildlife going on. They've got dogs. >> I know, you guys don't throw the ball for the dogs. It's Apple's, Apple gets so jealous. And then Dawkins almost killed her earlier. >> No. >> Do we also have unsanctioned use? >> Apple get out of the door and that one. >> Wait a minute, I'm way bigger than you in trying to murder her. >> Dawkins would never. >> Also there, yeah, there is an underlying soundtrack of like 80s hits. >> Is that, where's that music from? >> That was the speaker out on the side. >> It's from this party. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I thought it was like a fucking- >> No, not a rogue situation. >> He's a whine, dude, it's a ukulele. >> That's Puerto Rican outside of the country. >> Yeah, they're so unsettling. >> I just didn't think we would leave the music on during a podcast. >> That's what I said too. >> We actually control it. >> If you give me my phone, I don't know, it's somewhere in the yard. >> It's built into the ground of Lewis's house. >> There's only 80s music. >> To that route, I'm going to sue Lewis after I trip over later on. >> Yeah, that route is really a blamish on your entire. >> That is a horrible route you got right. >> You have a horrible route. >> I didn't realize it was-- >> Lewis Law says if you don't have a diving board, you have to take out the diving board post and I tripped over that, and now you have a million dollars. >> This yard is shaped like a bowl. So when it rains, it turns into just an extra pool in the yard. >> It really does seem safe. >> Never buy a yard that this shape. I will warn everyone. one that goes to buy a home, make sure your yard is flat. Or up or on a like a mushroom, mushroom top. The lady who lives next to her want to be to cut the street down her yard slips down in my yard. So when it rains real hard, literally all of her water just from what I saw. This isn't just a pipe that just pumps it into your. No, no, it's just water. She gets water delivered. Yeah. Run it to deliver to Lewis's backyard. Gallons of water. We could play this tree game if you want to play this. Do now I can't ask her to like, can I do something about that because I refuse to take the tree down? Dude, you're going to have her windows are wide open. What is she going to do? Nothing. But I don't know. She heard you also an enemy in the neighbor. She heard that I have a gun. Well, she better start, what does she start? Oh, no, I went to DJ practicing. That would be annoying a shit. That would be so anyway, one day, Wednesday, September 9th, 11 am 10, 45 am we're going to meet up or rollerbading from the Chelsea hotel and so far as you get. No until we get to the door, go across the doors, wash in the bridge, totally. And you fully expect to get there. Yeah, I'm one. Are you? Do you think I'm going to buddy? Well, I did just say boy. Yes. If we can take this, can we take that? Take that stock. $1,000 a day. Are you? That you make it better? Make it straight rollerbading. Straight rollerbading. Is it uphill? Sure. It's uphill, right? Oh, yeah. You can't go over a bridge. Where was the last time you really? Did you just bet that? Yeah. I don't know. You have $1,000 anymore. You will. I was nearly 300 pounds. No, we're nears in the shape that I'm in now. Okay. And what do you weigh? $290 now? It's Jesus. I really had a good question. I was over in your rollerbading. Why is in the past 25 years? Okay. So have you tried your rollerblades on since 9/11? Get my, I have to twice. Get my blades out of the garage right now. Are they the same blades? Yeah. Get my blades out of the. First is gun. Get my teeth blades. The same blades are my guns. My gun. Get my wings. I'm like, where is your scars? Come on. Civil war enactment. Yeah. So again, so I'm cracked the mantle piece of my eyes. Doggy, I'm telling James, go in the daddy only one. Yeah. And get my blades. James has lost $1,000 and get the Chinese stars while you're there too. You're going to twist both your ankles on this immediately. Nope. How? I think you're going to, you can't just say nope and make that the defense. You understand that you've lost. It's up here. It's up hillabunch also like this counts. If you're like going and you're like, I don't think and you stop and you have to stop for like five minutes to breathe. And you said that means you just, you stop. No, I'm not going to stop. Right. I'm never going to stop. Correct. I was going to go. Are you grabbing on to cars and shit? No, but I would do that when I was a teenager. Dude, hold on the back of the bus. I accept if you hold on to the back of cars again. If you back to that, if you back to the future all the way back to, I will accept he did. You get the win if you hold on the cars and buses the whole thing. So we're going to have a lot of Lewis and dangerous things. I hate manure. It's going to be hard because he's going to have one hand on the back of the bus and the other hand in the boot. Yo, you're playing jock jams. He's going to be like, hey, what are you, what are you chicken? No, buddy. Call me chicken. Did I, but at the end of the podcast, we're going to end it with me practicing rollerblading in the front. How many hours will this take about two hours? I don't think you could just stand in rollerblades for two hours. I can do it. He can. I don't think I could stand you standing in rollerblades. I think I might have to. I can't stand you. I think I can totally do this. Stop. Stop. Stop. We're going to have a crew of people showing up. And I said, by the way, if you show up in rollerblades, gotta be rollerblades and make the entire journey with me, we're raffling off free skankfest tickets. You have been to the only person who's doing. Yeah, it's going to be your ticket to your own festival. Lewis, do you want an angel? Have you seen your fans? Do I need to get old tickets? Fantastic. You're lucky if both have feet and are a mobile. She could have just sucked and fucked her way into that same pass. I sat next to her naked and naked roast last year. How much more golden does it get than that? You saw her naked. Look at this place, each other. He thought you weren't an angel naked. She was sitting right next to me. We're out of black penis splitting her in two. It was amazing. That is amazing. James, don't put the blades by the pool. Bring him over. What are you doing? He gave you the finger. He said go get drunk. Fuck you dad. Lewis, please, he's tossed. You're not my brother of that. Maybe you know, I don't, maybe you're here. I don't look at blades anymore. I didn't happen to. Mom told me something. You don't know. Dude, I'm trying to get Steven Beatrice to get together. I think you'd be the perfect step dad. I got a wife of 20 years. You should drop that shit. You gotta end that shit. And that's pretty. You got those kids almost to college. I split when my daughter was 12 and she's fine. A little goth, but she's fine. Good kid. She's a really good kid. Sure. Yeah, she wears silver teeth. So wait, you're going to put your dog straight from the, from the massager straight into the road. Those look like brand new road. Now we got to blow our James. James, do you think your brother can do this? I don't see any 9/11 dust on those things. You don't, yeah, none of these aren't the originals. How does it feel that the Lewis? How does it feel that your seed doesn't believe in you? That's right. You never believed in me. You could have, you could have, you could have been shot in a sock. But here you are. You're going to tell me you don't believe in me. You could have been shot. And you're trying to say that he could have masturbated and just finished into us. I guess he had a shock. He could have blew you in here. Sometimes I'd use a sock and then you wouldn't be here. Now I'm just shooting it into the sock. I would wipe up with the sock. He could pull out of a woman, put a sock on and come in the sock. I use socks as condoms. James, instead of having sex with a store, he would have just finished into a sock. That's a baby's roommate. You fucking still don't know. I don't know what James knows. So I'm going to tell you your father had, your father had disgusting sex with a store. You definitely can't use cellophane as a condom. And I mean, just to let you know, stuff you shouldn't do to a person. That's why he chose a store. You don't even have a giant of them, a cloaca. Oh, you know that it feels like you can, but you can't a cloaca is where you piss and shit out of the same whole pal. And he went nuts so on it. He wasn't so on it. He once gets a frenic on a store. Dude, fucking a store is the funniest way to make a baby. And then a store showed up and, uh, and farted you out onto your mom. Cause Storks will not take care of their own. So sure. Sure he was. Storks are the Puerto Ricans of birds. I wasn't his baby. Yeah, sure he raised you, but really your store father's out there somewhere. And I'll tell you what this guy could do. Rollerblade for two and a half hours. This is a good bet. This is a good bet, guys. Somebody needs to make a quote. People are going to call it out. Fucking Storks. Yeah, tell you make a baby. Give me a hundred thousand dollars. I got it. We got a huge thing like that. Right in church right now. I'll start getting going. I'll cook something up. It's called fuck, fuck store. Nobody's mother would do that, dude. It's your stupid father and a good disgusting store. Dude, yeah, you lost one thousand dollars. Dude, you haven't done it. I can't go into two and a half hours. Can I put, can I fast for 12 months? Oh, yeah, because he was young and terrified of terror. And he was, he was flying. I was fucking trucking it out of terrorism. He was afraid they were going to come finish the job. And there was no traffic. There's no cars. Do you know what you should be doing? You should be listening to Muslim prayer in your headphones. So it fuels that the terrorism aspect. I think that would honestly put like a fucking motivation. You probably more like the cockpit recordings. I'm dressing as a model. You need a black box. You need to be able to call him. A black box, you're calling him. Being like, uh, you know, I'm sorry. Hey, sorry. I'm too much of a pussy to stop a guy with a razor blade. Yeah. In hindsight, they pile. It's kind of Duke look a little. Are you going to pregame at the memorial? No, we've had the results. We were like, we, you could have, you could have, I mean, the fact that no one had more than a razor blade. To tailgate him throwing empties into the two fucking two memorial bots starting right there. Just if just anybody on those planes, we're not pussy's enough to stop guys with razor blades. Steve wouldn't have to be. We're sitting right here right now with us. I would still be a dollar. Steve wouldn't be one fucking FX season 30. If Mark Wahlberg was on one of those flights and stopped the 9/11 terrorist. Steve, where you would be? I mean, it's a funny and retrospect. Like, yes, we would all stop the terrorists. But at the time, you're like, you don't think it sliced up with a fucking razor blade. Just so funny the way you did Mark Wahlberg do like, uh, I was supposed to be on one of those planes too bad. I wasn't. Yeah, he was like, I just can't wait. Can I just ask a question, Lewis? Can I ask a question? Yeah, he was, but he was but we didn't go. He didn't make the flight. No, he just said that lucky. If he, you're thinking about seventh, I think you'll also miss the flight. Yeah, you're thinking about saying that Mark Wahlberg and the leader interview said another New England guy, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't crazy. But yeah, they're both in Ted. Can I go back to what you think? Both in Ted. Very true. It's seven degrees of 9/11. You said everyone obviously would stop. Like I don't know. Like you, you, I know you would stop it. If I said you back to stop it, would you? No, no, if I knew, but if I stop yourself from lying about it, no, no. I can I just say something. No, no, no, no, no, no. They didn't tell everyone. You're a boy. It's male for yourself to not lie about. I'm a guy. Day to day. We learned from it. We grew from it. Whatever you do, go and publish this. But there's one thing that I'm really waiting. It's me in a very specific way. I'm on the plane right now. It's fucking sucks. Yeah, I like listen, let's upgrade the art from the artist here. So here's a, they didn't tell everyone they were going to crash the plane. So they were like, relax everyone. We're going to mild time. Let's have Muslim now. I know. I'm not jumping. They're going to jump it up right away. No, let's go kill these guys. I mean, like, he wouldn't take me. I don't know. The problem is always knowing what you know now. Yeah, we know now. At the time, they're like, relax, everyone. We're going to take a detolder. I think it. Well, the dogs stopped the recording. The entire thing. Did they kill the recording, though? He literally, like, oh, the giant. Stop the recording button the Paul shaped stop the recording button apples yelling at dogkins for fucking I wish your dog would stop fucking up. No, it was dog can do an apple. Jalen at her now. Do they was definitely I speak dog Dude Dawkins is super chill. Oh, hey Dog doesn't understand what your little fucking stupid ethnic dog keeps fucking hard. It does she really does She's wants to gentrify the neighborhood. Why do you have a Puerto Rican dog, too? Yeah, she really is see yeah, be as fucking yeah, she has a little bandana around it What about me? What about me? Hey, you're playing with her. What about me? Dawkins Jerzy no, we're not back. She has every kind and a great Harper Tyree's Maxie. Well, guys, stop being funny. I don't think we're back. That's all right. No one knows these people aren't I've never been funny once. Yes, Steve. She has that's wild. She has a she has a black and green and a white and she accepts them on her body She doesn't love him who we're recording the whole time, but I will say sometimes it's hard to hear what you guys are saying because you're like 25 feet away. Sorry. I was just saying the dog. Sorry. We like to do our show to Viking table Yeah, you just got to go to us like live on a cam. Oh Tristan and call him have to say about that. Yeah, we're waiting to get our sons of energy. Thanks very much Hi everybody. We're in the field here with the Legion of Skanks I think the neighbor heard that they have a gun and there's police outside. Hey, what should he? We're getting news to find out they're bringing back. They're doing a spin-off of sons of anarchy, but it's just gonna be Yeah, guys in real life. Is it gay guys on mopeds? No, it's what happened to the show I think is that all these guys what's wrong? It's nice. All these guys. That's not a technical difficulty. It's fucking foot This is good. It's good. The sons of America. The funniest thing. It took all these British guys and Canadian actors and even the guy who I love Ryan Hurst took all these guys who were just regular actory types and Then after that show, they all just started living their lives as a bikers with big beards and long hair It's pretty fucking hilarious. That guy kid now they're coming back to a show with these guys is Actual bikers that they are now. Yeah, is it like a is it like a real TV kind of like it's not a reality show They're calling it a meta show where it's the actors This a gayish should have ever Charlie also. They don't have to pay the Kurt Sutter. They're not paying him But everybody else is in it is wife You know, Kelly, but yeah, Peggy Bundy's in it. I remember she got a really human in it. Yeah She got raped by Henry Rawlings, right? I never watched that show because we were on with you You better be right about that. I'm gonna say that did Henry Rawlings rape this guy in real life Henry Rawlings rape Like I can't spoken word guy. I love it. He's a poet guy Henry Rawlings is a poet guy. I don't really know. I thought he was like the hey, I'm not a safe What is black Yeah Yes, I do apple is alfing your fucking pussy dog right now. Holy shit. It's being cool Instead of eating her Cool for one second of this entire wait, are you serious? Hey, what happens is a fucking dyke trying to get up near your fucking Sarah yeah, I'm not a control to Sarah. No alpha. No, just apples doing an and what she's doing a Puerto Rican and what What you don't do and what no, let's figure it out. We can figure it out right now. I tweeted this out the other day dogs You don't need to put peanut butter in your balls. Dogs will let cook Dog's love cookin' out what why cooking are those a better consistency to master be with high jams? Why do you know that this is what I've heard I've heard I guess the story of this James is don't kiss Apple. Yep Leave apples and the penis you want to and unless you want to have your dad's Dude, I do love I do love apples and peanut butter. Oh god I'm hearing the title of the new book Apple's in peanut butter Apple's in peanut butter. Apple's in a rot in full and peanut butter in an erotic novel by Louis Okay, let's take a quick moment and plug some dates here I'm on the road this weekend September 11 the 12th and Fort Lauderdale, Florida at the comedy bar right after that next weekend Portland, Maine at Empire comedy club the 17th through the 19th after that I got Belmore, New York coming up at the Brookridge comedy club Rochester, New York, North Charleston, South Carolina and Many more go to my website Lewisofskanks.com and make sure you guys get your tickets for skankfest skankfest happening November 13th through 15th in New Orleans Skankfest.com and of course subscribe to gas digital get the bonus Friday night hang as well as Uncensored and ad-free versions of all of our shows including the on-demand library Which is I think like 900 episodes deep gas digital calm use that promo code LOS Yeah, what's up guys? I'm gonna be at hilarious in Cleveland in mid November tickets are on sale They're going quick so get the tickets now and I'll be adding more dates very soon check Steve renes easy calm for more Information, but I also want to plug the cock fight podcast real quick those guys were awesome being on the show with us today And the podcast is great. Lev column Tristan. They're awesome. Check out their podcast big jcommy.com for all my dates Virginia Beach coming up. I have Seattle so many other places that I can't even remember But it's definitely a city near you coming very soon big jcommy.com for tickets listen to the bonfire five days a week faction talk series XM 137 With me and the great robber Kelly and of course story wars. Let's get back in here. We go We're doing our show right now and we decided no shit set the tone I Our guest today fantastic from yeah He's said nothing. He said nothing you lend over to say yeah, yeah, I guess they're like From the cock fight podcast. Thank you for God. No, I should set it first. Okay. It is the great column Terrell Tristan That was that you couldn't You guys are sitting there for half hour neighbors booing. Yep. She's no take some water She's pissing our lawn. So it comes over here. She was hoping all right. She was staring out the window. Oh, no Oh, great. Jesus Christ. Here we go. I think you got to like Say Coco Butter Easy This is legitimately a reason to follow a complaint I'm on her side. I am absolutely nothing happens from this. Am I wrong? I have to go. Yeah, I was there We did is what we decided to do which I don't know where we're avoiding it everyone we've been we're two hours late I'm starting the podcast. Let's go and we have all these fun things to do So we decided to do for today because we have a boat we're at a barbecue at my house right now We have a lot of people here having a lot of fun eating good food We decided to do the Legion of stanks end of summer games and we have that's that's and the intro We're looking for and here's the intro We're the Legion of stanks of the games Who is the strongest Legion of stanks of the game Who is the fat piece of shit Who is slain in the world's games Who is the Legion of stanks of the world Wow, that was what an intro good job. You might call me shit, dude You might never stop working this Christ almighty. It was a good intro So we we have a handful of different games that cock fight is gonna battle with the Legion of stanks now fat left is not here What do you have to call them live? Come on now I mean you don't got to say his legal name. You can just go by fast. You see you've got fatso today A dog's fat left. Oh great. Now he's gonna get spam mail all day. So He loves spam so yeah, oh yeah, the Jewish long and males Spam males so we have five different games that we're gonna be doing now We have to we're gonna randomly choose who from each team will play each game. Okay Represent the show. Oh yeah. Yeah, so we have a handful of different things. Are is this an order? How are we doing them? Can I feel like that's a good order? Yeah, can I use the knife in the games? That's well some games you can use a knife. You know what you can use the knife in all the games Absolutely. I don't know if you use any proper game. No, no you're allowed use the knife once But you can only use that you use your get out of jail free knife thing once Can I are we just doing five finger for life or one of the games? So what type that's this is like a fish car I was about to say. Oh, well then somebody somebody's foreshadowing. I mean I've never done that before Oh, you son of a bitch How do you think I'm the fish I'm the fish carving this is what he was on the boat the only foodie had was when he grabbed out of the ocean And he fucking learned how to play those fish Real why you don't like blood And he's in a bathing suit Michael get this thing out of here It's the first game. Oh my god, the first game and the leisure of sharing time of summer games They're cutting up of a fish. It's playing. It's playing the fish. Are these these are You have to got it. You have to got it. They're frozen, they're not frozen. Oh, okay, move around. But surely we do The fish don't we don't need more fish. We have enough fish. We have enough fish. These are better fish. Oh my god Not frozen better. Don't get in my fucking beer. Don't get fish water. My fish is where I got my all my online therapy Thanks, right Stink dude, if it's me, I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up the whole time Well, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna we have a hat Jake. I'm here, but I'm going to pick the name out of a hat a kill Tony hat It's a kill this what we're using for Jason fish. Don't know you apply the knife on the kill Tony. Yeah, you have to cover that We have a conversation while we pick out of the hat real quick I don't want it at one at a time. We have a lot of people who live barefoot life that I do not choose to live almost ever and Steve I think me and you were the same person here. Yeah, I had flip flops. I have my backpack I thought I would go in the pool, but I also know that you're not going in the pool though, and I'm probably not going to go in the pool I have no problem with my feet being out, but I just I didn't know if it was going to be that kind of vibe. Just don't my feet are currently being massaged by an election Yeah, and everyone is horrified by that. Absolutely. Yeah, it's really nice. No, I'm fine. Thank you, though This is their names and we have to pick for them and they have to pick for us. Great. All right, so you guys don't want my shit I'm gonna go for us while we we're gonna talk over it obviously So we're picking so in here is the names of you three. Yeah, so you gotta fold them up a little. Okay, these are all like tangled together Oh, so it's one from you guys and you better hope it's not me. They all say Steve you can fuck there No, no, let me tell you tell me it doesn't say it's playing the fish from the Legion of Skanks Oh, the fucking microphone microphone. It is Lewis. Damn, it's one of your cousins. You don't like Come on you can do this. That's right. Give me my gun. Yeah, it's right. Just reenact your dad. Yeah, okay Give the fish a cell phone and then hope oh, you did pick. Okay, there it is. They're in Call it's gotta be calling. God damn it. You're a lot. Fuck. Call them. Can you do it? It's easy Oh, you can see that. Yeah, can you do fish? Yeah, this guy you said to bring up me. This guy used to be right there. I have a big mouth Howdy big fish. I have a picture of calling my bringing back a rack of fish up a giant hill to a castle where everyone's like so happy He's come home with a bounty. Yeah, come on with a murder with a kill up I got a fuck elliptal every body shall eat tonight. This is making me sick. I have a dance. I'm sorry. I probably could have done this too I'm not gonna lie. By the way, you should get those gloves Lewis. You know the gloves that you have now cheating cheating You know, I'm just saying number one. You don't want to cut your finger off. It's right in his skin right inside of the door. There's black gloves right in A little box. The problem with the reason I have these black gloves is because I have a six way that I like apple shit in the yard Like four or five times at least so then I walk around the yard and I just pick up a shit with my head That makes sense a full head the pile of shit in my hand. I was gonna say it was for local prostitute murders But sure that makes sense But this is what Dexter uses the problem here is whatever game is next is now gonna smell a fish We can't be in this area surely fish should be the last game and then we do the ring toss or whatever the fuck else is on the list Yeah, because you were we're really setting a standard. That would be funny if this is like a crazy game And the rest of the games are like just like classic. Well, we have to do the fish. We already decided But we should maybe you're right. We should close with the fish. So it doesn't Cuz it's gonna ruin it doing it on this table. What's the rest of the games because so we just have to sit with fish guts on the fucking table This entire yeah, that's kind of funny They do have the thoughts. Yeah, leave them right. Thanks. All right. Yeah, I love it. Put them in the oven Welcome back everyone. It's been a shift in the game. You got to get him in the sun for sure. We're no longer going with fish cutting first Pacco put these in the oven We're going with Tade shaving tainted shaving is the first Feet of strength dude, dude Oh god Oh, I wish I could get down with that thing dude. I know how to cut that thing up We're sharpest of bluefish dude, right? Am I right? Like dude everything you're doing. I hate that's a bluefish. They are fucking vicious dude Everything you're doing. I hate it's all about it's face You fucking giant pussy Yeah, he's doing the right thing Jane, you want touch the fish? You want touch the fish? He's I'm your friend Jane I'm your best friend. I'll touch it. Don't you want to be friends? You're gonna smell. Put your fingers down. Don't do what? Don't be mean. I just figured it was a mouth. I hate it so much. Oh my god My team is mentally weak dude. It's bad. Yo, I'm spending it. Listen on dead items. I'm not paying rent between your shoulders pal I'm in your fucking head I told you to put the gloves on It does smell like a dirty pussy. Yeah, it does. It's very remarkable. I'm not like a normal pussy, but it grows like Can we get in there? Maybe Laura does, but the rest of everybody here doesn't smell like that, but Laura is She's overreacting so I have a feeling maybe fish hands I'm pretty sure your daughter just showed up because of black persons here finally. Yeah, oh wait Oh, what are you talking about? I think I saw a black lady in a neighbor. No, no, no, your daughter's roommate Or that's my daughter's roommate slash best friend and somebody's wife just found someone to talk about wigs wigs Yana we run another black person talk wings with you She's going to town dude. She went straight for the wings of course. I'd be great if that's your name We would have been that one time Yana ate an entire sheet of cornbread Fucking four foot seven. Is there a solution for my fish hands right now if I told you to put a glove on Fucking hands sanitizer because my fingers smell nobody listens to me. Put dust Hey, go get like a bowl of water and now. Look at everybody get up and move. Nobody wants Simple napkin that I'm looking out for seraphina anybody at all. I told you guys A bunch of old men smell like fish help Seraphina, can you get us some soap and some water and also take your clothes off? It get and also can you grab me a beer because mine has been fish. By the way, Lewis isn't no shoes. No pants house. All right, she isn't listen I'll tell you what. That's why she's not a full intern. I know doesn't listen Seraphina no clothes allowed for anyone with a name that starts with us. It's the thing in the house. I took them off Yes, yes, yes, or change your name. Steve fucking did it. Yeah All right, oh my baby white. I have money on fish right there. That's a mother who's like I gave her the fucking all the ice creams all over the goddamn package. Oh smell it. It's for good because I didn't have to touch it, Seraphina. I'm not a fucking I hate it. All right, we're gonna roll it. We'll do the scale. The fish at the end, but there's bugs flying all over here. There's so many bugs on this fish. They're really smell death. Throw in the air. I love it. If you could pump this. Not me doing it, but I would do bad throw up. I would throw up the entire time. All right. So the next game is good. Yeah. That you have to gut it. We have an overthought. Can we put that in Tony hinge clips bed and go? You sleep with the fish. It was the thing. You're supposed to be a spot on a fish where you poke with the knife and the guts just fall out. No, no, you got to cut the head off. Oh, do you think there's a cheat code to being a man? No, you just got to cut it. That's a man. Well, but he's friend John said we took me out fishing alone weirdly. That's crazy. I don't remember getting molested, but that would have been the moment. Yeah, I was fat. I was primed for as a spot. Do you like what is the feature strength? What are we doing? We have to pick further hat again. You got to eat to eat the fish. You're going to you're both going to sit Indian style and whoever gets up first. Oh, that's what the Indian style challenge is. Yeah, no, associate with out your hands. Please don't get me standing up completely. Thank you, miss. I would not have touched before. Indian style has been you sit down and then a white man stabs you from behind. Yeah, where you get smallpox from a blanket. That's what I really have to get really, really drunk and then not not raise your children when you set up a. Look, can I just say something? Can I? No, no, no, no. Well, I ate ribs and chicken. I didn't know we were going to have to do that. I could shit my pants. That's the hang on. That's why for brains on the way here. - You're my, you're my, you're new. - There's a lot of, you're name might not have been written through my, - All right, so pick the, who's representing the league just here? If it's not me on our side, but. - It'll be so pissed. - Come on, please let it be seen. - I can't even sit in the inside. - Please. - My legs are too fat. - Yes. - Jay. - Yes. - Jay. - Jay's new. - Jay, just getting up from any of you, so. - Yeah. - But without using your hands. - And it's whoever does the fastest. - Yeah. - Okay, so we just let Jay go first and then we see what time we gotta beat. - Well, you got to the same time. - Jay, pick out who their team is. Go in and go do it. - It sucks how there's only two fucking names in there. - It doesn't matter. We don't want to live here. - Live would, yeah, this would be the words for live. - Never be munching on the fish. - No, that's about the same. If we would love here, the degutting thing would be for me. You're just putting in his mouth and pull out his skillet and like, like Garfield with a masonia. You're just fucking. - You're just pulling a full skeleton. Ribs and all. - Let's go. - How did you get my legs to her? - Oh, fucking. We can old good ACLs column. - They're in better shape. - Wait, he can't do two in a row. He's got to do something else. - I'll do it at the same time, baby. I got this. Fuck you. Old fucking, I get to the end of the table. - I got this. - Ah, yes. No. - Oh, god. - Let's cock fight all day. Go cock fight right now. - Go cock fight. - YouTube. - I hate taste like fish. - You guys gotta start. - Guys also right here, you have to play like the Rocky Four, like synth music. - I don't even know if I can sit in your style, let alone get up from it. - I thought they would sit facing each other and then whoever stands up first. - Oh. - And you can't do it. - I'm like, fucking. - No, that's better. - He's right. - You need room, dude. Trust me, people will. - Where do we go? - Where do we go? - If you move them, you move them. - I done it. - I don't know what time we time it. But all right. - No, the timing is good. - Are we doing this right now? Or are we deciding? - Yeah, we're going to do the half hour. - Do do do do do. - I don't know if there's an intermission. - Q, rock, two, four music now. - You're the half lady. - Come on out, ladies. - Come on, Jay. - Let's go. - Let's hear it for Deepcock fight, everybody. Mr. Collins, all right. - This is out. - Let's go, Jay. - Let me get out of your way here. - I get to take a shit in this pool. If you win. - Bad first move, yeah. Hold on. - Time out. - Did you have a hard time getting out of the chair? - No, he was fine, dude. - He was fine. - We should stay standing. - Yep, I'm going to sit right next to you now. - All right. - Oh man. - These could get dirty, these could get dirty. - Do do do do do do do do do do. - Gotta say column thicker legs than I thought. I thought they'd be spindled, but they are nice legs. - Those are fucking rugby legs, dude. - I know for a fact this guy is a hiker. I know he's a hiker. I know where he's been. I know where he's going. - Ladies and gentlemen, we have cop fired first legion of tanks in the first. - This is amazing. - End of summer games. - No, we're not shooting the gun into the air. - Give him a gun, great idea. We're not getting the gun. - We're not getting the gun. - The first move, I will tell you as soon as they tell, I know the first move. - I can't wrap my mind around how to do this. - I'm telling you, I know it. - I know how to do it. - Yeah, me too. - You can't cut. No, you can't. - You can't use your hands. - No, you have to get up. - Yes. - It's so easy. - For example, boys, boys, boys, if you want an example, what do you have to do, I just want to draw that. - It's one of the easiest things to do if you don't have knees of an absolute pair. - Yeah. - Oh, no, wait, Apple, who's that or yours? - All right. Ready, boys. - Three, two, one, commence. - Oh, come on. - Oh, come on. - That was good though. Jay had a good dude. Jay, I thought you were soft. - Jay did it in four. - He did it in four steps. - Yep. - Cock. - Cock. - Cock. - Cock all day. - Here's my son, Chanting Cock. - They learned he did it, James. - No, Jay, I'm proud of you, Jay. - Jay, you know what I did? - That was like in a slow motion thing, telling you right now, it's going to be closer than you think. - Yeah, dude. - You were up super up very quick. - You had to step out and then do a swoop with your head. - He couldn't do it and I would have shit my pants, so Jay, you did the fucking the best out of it. - I kind of just flung my chest forward and kind of got the ocean. - You had to see how easy Alex did it over here. - I made like five times while you were like talking about it. - You just sat down and did it. - Dude, our huge dicks, we had a sand of the ground. - I'm sorry, my fucking big fat huge mungus cock was fucking a whole new year. - My balls are filled. - So I was a second later, because of my big huge fat cock. - I'm really sorry, if James is trying how he wants to do it, what's he up at? - James wants to see how physically unfit we are hands. - No hands. - No hands, dude. - Remember, this makes us think about your penis. - Nope. - Let's see. - Yeah. - Fire up. Fire. - Go. - Yup. - It's for a man it's impossible. - Dude, James just did it. - No, he stepped out. - No, I didn't. - Oh. - I didn't step out. I went up on my knees. - You fling yourself forward. - Yup. - I went forward. - Oh. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Not bad. - He has a go miss cock. - I've never seen a fat cock. - He's one of his toes. Fantastic. - Lewis, I've never seen a fat cock. - James, you're super graceful. Wonderful. - You're a fitness if you're getting like older. If you can still do that, you're all right. - James, grab me a white cloth. - I've got a 20 year fucking. - 20 years on him. - James, can you grab me a Bud Light? - I'm 49. - How old are you? 29? - Yeah. - Get the fuck outta here. - That's exactly my age. - I'm 28. - In Irish years. - Fuck. - For real, I bet that's real. - Do we have a medal? - Do we have a medal for him? - Dude, you know James came up to me. - It's one game. - Do you tell me James left you? - Dude, you look like you're from the fucking 70s. - Yeah. - Where's everything else for the end? Okay. - It's one game. - Okay, ultimate prizes. I understand. - What about the fish? - The next game in seconds, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the diving competition. - Woo! - Woo! - Oh, I gotta get wet. - You gotta get wet. - If you choose your name. - Ah, fuck. I hope I don't get wet. - Where's their bag of names? - It would be. So this is ours. It would be funny if you guys just like had all only my name and everything, just as a prank. All right, so Tristan, you wanna pull one out? - Yes or no? - You pull it out. - A little drum roll or something, please? - Could you get your finger out so I can. - Our fingers can't fit in. - Oh! - I think I know who this is. - Yep. - We got Lewis. - Woo! - Lewis. - I was gonna dive this summer. - Lewis diver. - I know it's gonna be me. - And. - Colour me too. - No! - What? (laughing) - I use. (laughing) - Is this a prank? - Is this a prank? - No, it's not a prank. - And. - You only have my name in there? - So we have the audience judge who has the better drivers. It's who has the better form, least splash. - Oh my God. - Dude, if it was gonna be me, I was gonna try to signal to the gay boy, Mike. I was about to just run in full-close jumping. (laughing) - That might have won. - All right, so we go right now? - Yeah, we do. - Not cheating, cheating on drugs, drugs, drugs. - The PDI. - James, do you get a good performance in "Ancient Drugs?" P-A-I. - Okay, J.O.L.S. - Let's go. - Let's go. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Peter Felia. - Peter Felia. - Peter Felia. - Peter Felia. - Peter Felia. - All right, let's go, Column. - All right, so what's the, what are we judged on though? - You're right. - It's gonna be pretty easy. - The audience by applause is gonna choose who does the better job. - Listen. - Hight. - Yeah. - That's a splash. - Let me try it. - It's warm and splash. - A lot of splash is good. - No, no splash. - No splash. - No splash. - Splash list. - Yeah, you're going. - I can do both. Whatever you want from me. - You're aiming for a zero splash. - I was born and I was born in a lake. (laughing) - Oh boy. (laughing) - Oh yeah, that'll be it. - It's definitely not waterproof. - No, dude. That's a Cassio. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - First edition. I think it's, you can't bring anything out in the rain. - Dude, look at this. - How do you gang? Thank God. - Everyone for like best blood. - I'm so happy. - By the way, I'm trying to thank you, James. I'm trying to think of the pitch fit I would have. I was going to lie and say I didn't bring a bathing suit, even though I did, to not do it. But, and I was worried that fucking Christine, who loves knocking, she would have been like, "No, I ended up bringing her." Remember, I go, "Thanks, fuck face." - No, we're not watching. - We, that was terrible. - That was terrible. - That was terrible. - Yeah, Lewis, keep your legs straight. - Lewis, think flipping over almost. Do you want those legs to go up? - I watched, I watched. - Your legs flipped over. - You had a leg up. - It's terrible, it was really bad. - It's such a half-ish. - It was really, really bad. - Okay, we'll see what the audience says. - Lewis. - High. - Flip. - That's better. - That's better. - That's not better. - That's not better. - No, it's because he's much better. - That's not better. - Come on. - He's much better than Paul. - Dude, you were in like the pose of a chair as you felt it. - Lewis, he's not wrong. - You were not aligned. - You were not aligned at all. You were not aligned. - But he belly flop far more than you. - But his legs were straighter. Columns legs were straighter than Lewis's. I'm not going to lie to you. - Well, we flipped up straight now. - We're just trying to sway the judges. The judges are here. - All right. Yeah, we need to dive off, we need to dive off and you know what you could do better now boys. That's on it. Oh this combat is Unsanctioned. This is unsanctioned combat. We know where the yes, we know where we can be better Constructive criticism. Let's use it. Why is your dog so ill-behaved? Make a good stop. I hate it. I just want to talk to you. Did they used to do a thing on a do you Were stern guy? Yep high pitch Eric was afraid of fish and they brought a bunch of fish one time I just kept doing that to him like showing them the fish and the punishment here was get slapped by a fish. Join me to poke its eye. All right hold on hold on So what I need you do just fucking light as a feather stiff as a board Light as a feather stiff as a board. You heard him. All right. Call him. You're up fly It's about You got to straighten up straight in your legs There we go There's room for improvement Lewis here we go Lewis you are aligned you ankles together body is straight High flip. Yep. Get in there straight down. Honestly Lewis. No notes from the last dive Yes, I think he was better. Fuck yes. I think he was nice. I think it was better and you know it I really made it. It was better. Everyone has to say it Lewis. You fucking stepped up like a man dude. Congratulations, bro Lewis you go as wins the dive in contest. Wait, did we vote? Was there a vote? Yep. There was a vote. We know I'm sorry. That fucking. I think there wasn't a official Fuck I hope it is everybody knows that Lewis. Yeah. All right. I was better Yeah, I mean there was a mutual applause of us. If anything it was if anything It was just the contrast from the absolute dog shit job that he did on the first day To our audience did Colin win Oh, shut up. Did Lewis win At a boy Lewis. At a boy. We're in his backyard. It's because you're in his bag I'm a big argument against that that's just learned to dive yesterday. That's fucking nepotism. All right Yeah, why don't you sit down Indian style dickhead in the same way that James's king of the backyard Lewis, thanks for beating up column to defend me. Yep. Nice. Nice. Let's not go to the thing No, we got it from a fucking Indian style sitting like a chick Because he doesn't have a penis And my big penis helped me to the ground It did root you it should have to be me interested now, right? Because we're the only ones that haven't gone. You wish. I would like it if it was just never roast the entire Yeah, we just It is being in the commentator booth. Well, dude winning something athletic is incredible. I've never done that I got to see you to take but that was that last dive was good in fairness. I love you apple here apple you want some fish Oh my god You want some white claw have some white claw I need some I need to wash my hands put the fucking gloves on if you get a handle the fish I mean is it that hard? I'm keeping one of the gloves over here so I can handle the fish Dude, it's everywhere now You Okay Damn We're one-in-one kids. Thank you. The lovely Sarah Fina everyone is Sarah Fina Sarah Fina cheers Sarah Fina happy Labor Day. 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Ridge calm Code LOS 10 and you're all set to go get that power bank today start charging e-mediate All right, let's get back into it Ladies and gentlemen, other so many bugs. There's so many bugs flying around the spacious road disgusting Yeah, oh my god, so we've ever they are surrounded by death and wait till I shit right next to us and then come around that too The stink of death What if it starts moving a billy bass? What if you resurrect it? Oh, you got a support oh Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not a riddle Up next in the competition is Hockey sack. Oh, come on do this. Come on Tristan. This is it. I'm not I'm not a Hockey Sack type of guy me neither either I have to get my sneakers. Lewis is a little bit. No no go on good with my sneakers. Get your lower blades on We're gonna choose you guys go first this time. I chose last time, but wait. We have to put this back put it back in hold on Where you put them back in yeah, okay, oh, okay. Yeah, cuz we've been taking ours out all right. Okay, so you've just been pulling my name back Yeah, no, no, no, there's two out. I thought they were supposed to put it back in You guys are gonna be County. Oh, I think I could see the can't be and it's great news. Yep Is it me for everybody does nails don't do much Hey Tristan bowling representing team cock fight for me. Please give us tanks end of summer games. He's from Phoenix We're garbage people who might now come from he's wearing Hockey Sack style shoes right now as well Oh, please be me. Please be me. I can Hockey Sack so good. He's don't be me. Please don't be me. I'm good. Please don't me. Yes Why can it be a be a why god damn it? Fuck. Yes. I'm not gonna lie. Cock fight. I don't know how to hack you I'm using it. It's a battle against who doesn't know how to hack you sack, but it relies on how good our needs are Hey, look how good your your ACLs are already proven. Jay if you balance your huge cock the right way. Yep, you can hack you sack Use it as a rudder. Yes. I swear I was gonna make one decision like they didn't involve me having to balance my cock weight I'm telling you right now. It's the cross you bear dude. Okay. There's nothing you could do about it. By the way, everyone says it's great Yeah, so you have it You got a it's more of a blood. It's more of a curse than a blood hole that thing around you kid. Tristan has a massive cock, too This is not Tristan. Ten inch Tristan. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Ten inch Tristan. He Trist and that's the way that's the guard I'm like a manhole. I'm a manhole cover of a card. Yeah. I'm about I'm about 10 inch I'm about 10 inches wide, but about two inches deep. Yeah, it's like a stack of plates. I want a fucking tuna can coming in me. Yeah. So wait, who's who's the judge on this and me and what so it's so the way it works is whoever can hit it the most times without hitting the floor. Yep. So you go one at a time. I'll go yeah. Yeah, don't get crazy. You have to start with it on your foot. No, you can throw it to yourself. No, just the amount of times. One time the amount of times you can hit it on your foot and keep it up. Let us do a practice. Yeah, they can do a practice. Well, what if they are practiced before you go on camera, but for the game. Well, they're on camera right now. Tracing us first. That's right. That's right. Have respect for us. God damn it, Jay. That was bad. That was bad. Was that was that was that one dude. If you know anything about sack, it's a pass. Zero practice just ripping it. We got this T dog all the sudden. How many times you can keep it up? Why don't we feel we're gonna be that's one. That's not one. That's one. That's one. That's two zero zero. God. Does that not count as you can't have to drop it. You drop it. You drop it. No, that's even what holy shit. That's okay. One if you drop it. One, one, two. I really hit it. I can click. He hit it. Was there a click? I heard a second click. I'm gonna be honest. I hate to take. Judges. Was there a second click? There was a second click. Two. I already got two. Everyone. Two. All right. Jay, Jay, Jay, one, two, come on, just click it. It clicked it. It clicked it. The sudden death. We're going to wait. I'm out. Time out. Sudden death. Sudden death should be. They passed to each other back. There was a click. An echo true to neighborhood. Yes, a pack and fourth and whoever dropped. Oh, you play. You know what? Play a attack hack. So hold on. Let me explain. Attack. It's when a hack attacks you. What is your gay? Nice hat, baggage. Attack. You grab a piece of shit. Yeah, you fucking loser. Nice hat. You pussy. You dirty fucking. You dirty fucking bitch. He checks calling. All right. It's gotta be. You throw it to each other. What happens is whoever can kick it into the other person's body without them saving him with their foot wins. What? No, just do it. No, yeah, attack. It's whoever can hurt the other one. Attack. No. Attack. Attack. Attack. No one cares. Attack. Just pass it. What? Why don't we just keep playing the way we are playing? Fine. All right. Come on, Tristan. You can get three, baby. Tristan. Three. One. One. One. Jay. Jay. Oh, I hate this. One. Yeah. We got to click. Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks So our our our second last game is we're gonna do a football challenge now the football challenge is pretty simple We have a whole loop. We have a football with a helmet one of the teammates has to hold up the Hulu while we're in the helmet and the other teammate has to throw it through five times whoever gets it through more times wins. Oh, please be made What do you mean chose you five times? Throw it through the whole hoop five times. But then you said the person who wins the person that is holding the hoop is blindfolded So I'm so confused so much going on. How's this okay, right? So it's gonna be the two of you We're gonna pick the name of who's throwing the ball right and the other person will hold a hulu Above their head while wearing a helmet and so I'm so blindfolded and the other person gets to get the ball The other person has to get the ball through the hoop five times in that five times you made drill the other person on your team in the face Is there like a distance that we got it from okay, and it's the it's it's how long it takes to do it five times No, it's the amount of time it's out of five out of five. Okay out of five. Yeah, no No, you get five shots five throws. Okay, you guys are really just winging this on the spot Just making up rules. Fairness. Steve was at a cock fight is more prepared. He missed half the High five. We dominated this if a dogfight is more of a high five hosts next year. We're handicapped entire time No, we literally we're playing at a deficit this entire time. You are you put me in a heavy deficit It's certainly a 400 pound deficit All right, pull the name motherfuckas bitch has a bag of bitches You're turning pole sure sure and the thrower is Oh my god, if we pull Steve, I don't I don't even want to open it The thrower is I'm not a good troll. You don't call him turtle. Yes, fuck you've exposed me Can I get Irish football they can I kick it? Yeah, can I soccer king? No, you got to throw it Now you never throw in a day in your garden. We really don't want Steve. I think you don't want Jay or Steve. Jay either Jay's got to go to him. You want me to pull him? Go do your thing. There's only two names here by the way Is that correct? Does this mean I'm bringing that home Is this impressive to you? Yeah, I'll just say Steve Let's go. Let's go. Come on. All right. Let's see. Well, it can't be loose because Lewis is done too many now, right? No It's TV Coach let's go baby. Rev on my guy. See Gary's a shirt. Why don't we just put sticky notes over their eyes Can we rock paper sensor to see who has to hold the hoop best out three best out of three rock paper scissor shoot Yes, rock paper scissor shoot. Fuck rock paper scissor shoot. Yes, rock paper scissor shoot. Yes, it's you I was gonna say it was Lewis. I was gonna hit the first four and then It's real you in the fucking yeah, right in the balls You gotta get a you gotta buy and float is blindfold as well Are we going one at a time? Yeah, this is terrible. Yeah, can we say this is terrible one-whoop one football one This is terrible for an audio medium. No, it's great. And it's also most of it's video No, you're not throwing. You're sitting with here here with me I don't know you're yet. Yeah, well you come sit while they're doing it Big J's blindfolded. He's got the helmet on He's not blindfolded at all These are love is fantastic Steve warming up right now lefty. I didn't realize he was a lefty. That's crazy. This is I this could not be We call that fag armed in the Puerto Rican culture. This is like genuinely unfair to have it. It is unfair Well because the next competition is that I don't I don't know have you ever gonna eat a bowl of potatoes? Hey, hey, pal. Do you have you ever done anything football attached ever in your entire fucking life? This is perfect. This who we wanted to get it look at that This is crazy Look at that spike. I can't even do that what they're just doing Then it looks like you're about to get shot. It looks like a jackass get your huge cock isn't gonna help you in this one Jay's not going to hold in the hoop This might be our this might be our way our lifeline wait, so it's gotta be it's gotta be as far as possible. Oh, it stinks of it It's so way you know the other way Jay We got to measure this out too Yeah, you suck. Damn it. We got to measure this. Yeah, hold on what make sure he's in the exact spot put a mark on the ground What about that end? Oh good. Make sure it's official. He's going further. That's crazy. That was Steve. Yes. Yes, Steve. Why would you go further? It doesn't matter. I think those count wait. What how many tries is this to that's two right? It needs five He missed three of three so far No, you didn't no, we didn't What no, you didn't hit the top It went over to top it went over it went over It didn't go over you've hit in zero so far Crashers on No, no, that's not in that's not in you see if you're fucking us. This is you lied about your Jesus Christ pocket We're the least athletic people I hope he don't it's Jay in the ball so much Jason is terrified He's blind in the room. I'm gonna try to ruin trust him. I'm not gonna try really This is not big dog energy. You're the thrower. I'm trolling. Oh, no. I thought I was throwing. No, I'm just fuck God damn it, Steve. Yes Wait, how many was that? That was five. That's five. That's five. That was five you fucking psycho Don't you chew it over? I've seen you miss five times six times now he's got hit one we got zero out of zero J how terrifying was that Steve Steve oh my god dude Steve you failed us dude 15 years dude I've trusted you I whipped everyone in there dude you saw I don't believe that first one skipped out it didn't hit the shirt I wish it didn't yeah put the blindfold down Tristan you have to you have to look down anyway so your throat doesn't get smashed column just said I'd rather hurt him than win com troll with his first throw in the legion of skanks end of summer games here he goes oh god here he goes tom Brady constantly complaining by the way if column hit zero they're gonna have sudden death if you go one for one until one person hits it it's not straight at all Tristan it's not there we go come on come on was that that mess next to it it looks straight through to me attempt number two outside this now it's good yeah you got a really god damn it he did it yeah no dude two more you have to do two more we have to set a record set a world record we don't know what the record is yet we don't know what the world record is yet that was close column column column column column that's all we do that's all we want worth the loss that's all we picked I gotta say column you're a fucking good quarterback we're doing too and too and too and too oh fuck we're gonna play this fish now it all comes down to this oh play this one thing fish you pelking it dude all right have a question is anybody here actually gonna have to play a fish no Tom some gutting to everything Tom so you don't you really do are you just saying this he looks like he's been on a boat yeah but gutting gutting there's gong it's not frozen the whole thing just gong there's gong dude it's not gutted yet what's the i mean are you jamming ice down it's like how do we how do we win no what yeah he has to tell us no I'm saying so he can judge it because he knows how to play nobody's going to be able to watch us do it and do it better wait are we picking again or you guys using the people that was no we didn't even know I'd be wanting to pick again although I've been called so many times that Tristan should be doing this but should we pick again I don't want to dog Tristan if it doesn't he doesn't want to do this what I feel like it was already picked but I did I could find my way around it if we try Tristan wants in Tristan one in I think it was but there's only one we could pick our last tribute you well you we don't have it oh we do look star I thought he said he wasn't drake I know he's telling everyone he's not drinking I know I see him he's drunk I know what is this like he keeps saying I'm doing my life around and he's worse I've ever seen it honestly that is scared apparently he's been like just just houses this house is so sh*t I know this is the worst house I've ever been to you know he has to wait for our mates there's three people who live Steve do you think they're not they're not they're not the equal of you in actually there's a lot to do with them does a lot of projectile it's okay they're all taking a friend I just feel like Steve we're involved in this I know this is like the worst thing that Steve is such a great guy Steve is such a great guy and he's he's honestly one little fit but now here he is I know in a yard I'm mixing it like that I don't see if it's our tribute Steve is our tribute do you want to do it if you could do a better than me I truly don't know what to do you don't know what to do so by side you guys are going to both do it here on the same side of the deal the goal is to cut a fillet you have to fillet you have to first of all you have to get the fillet you have to fillet why do you have to get the guts I don't even know about that me whoever you have to prepare it to be cooked so you have two fish fillets on either side of the fish two pieces of meat you do this like legitimately a lot I mean you're loving up like you know what the fuck you're doing I know how to put gloves on dude I've killed people before yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right oh is this quarterback is this famous quarterback Steve no that's not easy I already shot my load this is going to go terribly what was that the g league it's a speed and technique wait it can't one of the other now is it mere is it fucking column who's tribute who's your tribute do you want to step up come on I can try let's hear it let's hear it for Tristan we're gonna fight we're gonna leave the audience because he's apparently fully into fish even though I don't believe him yeah yeah I'd like a guy who has permanent residence in Margaritaville oh look at aura all right you're so fucking cute so cute oh it stinks dude oh my god I was going as hard as I could but I wasn't aiming for your face but I'm I'm happy that it gave everything ahead no he didn't step up it was too close to food from you and I take it I punted it all right wait all all all the guts you got oh fuck dude I really don't know what the fuck I'm you gotta do guts first oh you don't tell him let him do what they're gonna do Tristan you want to gut it get pull all the shit out and then you make it into a fillet and that's all I can I was thinking do you cut the head off first yeah yeah sure do whatever you want to do why not cut the tail off head that's then you're left with nothing but fill it baby the thing is you need a fillet that has no bones in it no bones someone get me a bucket how the fuck am I gonna get all the because you you carve it along like I'm gonna fuck this up entirely ladies and gentlemen it's time to play a fish let's go let's go let's go Tristan look why he's doing I don't even know if you had to cut the hell my god yeah that's one side done oh God so violent let's go Tristan this is it yes yes Tristan you are crushing there we go nice and slow watch if yeah we go there we go nice and calm down on the ground on the ground on the table cut it a little more maybe oh my god fucking I just focus on the finger down there you go yeah yeah no spread oh my god Tristan's bleeding the finger off dude is Tristan bleeding I poke my finger pretty good well just cut it cut that part cut it fucking Jesus yeah you gotta cut it like that there you go what the fuck is happening right now Tristan you got a butter for me that yes what is that yes let's go Tristan you got it what is it I think we're done we don't we won we won we did Steve let's go Tristan Tristan just doing a whole different slice yeah he's allowed to do that it's both sides you gotta do both sides no no it's both sides it's both sides what are you crazy Jay you would have felt that yeah Tristan look at that you can fry it right now oh my god oh my god Tristan it's fucking fish let's go baby let's go Tristan yes Steve where are you Tristan it's a natural piece of bread dude don't read the scale that yet though oh my god let's go Tristan you got this Tristan you're in his fucking head oh my god Steve what are you doing trying to get the fucking gross skin off Tristan I'm not even lying you're crushing this right now you're like a natural the dogs are losing their minds they're so hungry what a waste of food yeah look at that Tristan is doing really good yeah but he didn't take the scales off he still has to do that gotta scale for the piece of that before now I gotta get them scales off dude all right Tristan that's it good job here we go look at it we won we won it's over now the scales the scales how do you do that yeah do that point it towards it point it towards him point it towards him Tristan yes Get in this fucking night. Yes, get in this fucking face Seraphita bailed on holding the microphone James hold the microphone. Come on. James be a man. Come on That's perfect, fuck that's perfect, dude. We might have lost our own games We are what is Steve doing now? Tristan showing off. He was making the cast fish. Yeah, dude. What are you fucking fish Dexter? Is that good? Steve should have covered. Are you trying the blood thing? Are you trying to bury this in several bags? He won it Fucking did it. There's no fish reach from it's from a desert He was born to scale fishes That's great Tristan. I think it's now you're just showing off it look at that Yes, yes, the Tristan fish fry It looks like you just mash it with your face Steve, what did you do That's what you fucking do you that's when you throw in water to get sharks If we really go over the film and I hope you do I started off so hot and so wet, right? But I believe my fish was sabotaged underneath the other fish They beat it up in my shit fucking look at this. It fell apart. You made both fish if you caught these fish I need to know do these fish have aids because I did poke my finger I got the lead. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. He's bleeding That's a champion that believe in the shipper on about the squalification he poked his finger. No, no Now we're all gonna get it. I presented you cookable fish. That's interesting. I mean blown away. I hell well Tristan. I really thought I was like I'm like, oh, this is Steve Like how did you know it was over? It's fucking it looks like fuckers some you're gonna put new whips off Here's where the dog cut it on that is through it. I head off right and then I came down the middle thinking I was going to get a nice big slice But it all just fucking bro. Did you use a fork? It's afraid like disintegrated It was all fucked up the beginning. It's like you put in a crock Process here. Yeah, I blend in mine I mean we're gonna go to the judges Great. It all we're gonna go to our judges Tom. You're the official fish flyer here We do have two more To do it Yeah, thank you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it looks like we asked him to do this and he hit it by like a heart It was too sharp from the beginning My knife is too sharp in the beginning. This is none of this was said before Okay, all right. You know what you have got hand it you can have it. I'm Arizona. He's never even seen the sea Is it a top of landlock guy did you cut these fish? I live on Long Island an island See you need your island card taking away this though, dude. You fucking throw this with a little I'm just right It looks like telling you who wants a fucking piece of white fish? Yeah I've seen this I want a piece of fish. I can just go that's exciting fish It looks exciting fish right there. Yeah, who likes to chew their fish This is great fish this is a fish paste and look at this. This was my I did this That's this is the most clean bone in this. This is what I come Good thing. It's not a skeleton fucking competition. It's a fillet. Are you fucking for real? Are you gay? Charlie out his face. Come on, dude. What's wrong with you? Me and Lewis had to both do this. We'd both gag. Really? No, I could have done it. I could have do another one. You wouldn't gag when it's happy right now looking at it Jay. I'll challenge you right out of fish fillet To end it we lost we lost, but I'll lose right now We'll do our our metals and I'll challenge you right out of fish fillet. I need a book I might throw it. I have a bucket in the garage white bucket toward the front of the garage I need a bucket to get rid of this. This is disgusting. I move to throw out our goddamn tablecloth now Second we a second place silver we went silver. Would you take a wow? I really do so we're fucking both my events. No, no, no, no. I blew both my events. Can we can I throw the football through the hoop See if we would have got no you're gonna play the fish I will This was good, right this was good. I thought this was funny. I can't tell if the fans are gonna love this or hate this But I don't give a fuck this was fun for me They do hate everything this is like a fish tire right up post me like these fucking boomer faggets think that fucking flying A fish is funny. Oh, no Steve control for ball. What the fuck is going on over here? They're just practicing right now the hell I don't realize how large the Steve's head is the helmet doesn't fit on it Here film this this is this the outtakes What no, no, don't give up on any raw fish That's crazy You got it and I'm a final fish boy. Oh, yeah, me versus Jane Oh, Jay close Yeah, good. I guess this is upstairs. Please call him Yeah, dude Yeah, come down here, column We had fun. This was a fun show. We're still recording This is podcast still technically I'm not yeah, no, no, that's all good I'm not gonna lie you should do this like every year like a bigger bigger bigger bigger bigger Yeah, we should be different podcasts get different podcasts like five different podcasts different podcasts It gets a huge land and have like a fucking huge big thing out of this was fun This was the first annual Legion of Stinks and the summer games. Yeah, like next year I want to see like fucking wheelbarrow races He could have Rogan do it Yeah, just kickbox him with Rogan. Yeah, what a what an amazing event I see Jay what did you what did you think of today's events? Jay? Jay hasn't hit one yet By the way, now Jay's aunt won yet. He's throwing seven to try. He just have a second is about Oh for three. Let's go Jay. Let's see what Jay can do Hi, all right, not even close honestly. I'm blown away by how well Tristan did for like for truly He was like I've no idea what I'm doing. He did good. He got it. It's like a secret line cook Damn, we would have tied Damn, Jay we're gonna play a fair. We're gonna have a play a fish competition We got a bucket. I mean two more fish. I really I hope he got the Tristan getting nailed in the face We lost, but you know what? This is a moral victory for one of us D-scalant right I think of the D-scalant. Yeah, like you got a D-scalant like Like if you gave a chimpanzee a knife what they would have done to that fish If you gave my lawnmower an opportunity Yeah, that's a lot of fish. I don't even think you have to dehead it. No Dude you can't sell a fish with a head on it. No, but you got to dehead it It's the first thing you have to be I think you're fully a fish but that's I think I know I think you can fill it and and you do cut it from the head But you don't I think you can keep the head attached to the skeleton We're gonna all right. We're gonna we're me versus Jay you guys don't just watch people survive on an island I mean, dude. I've been fishing. I've watched it happen. I know I can do this I'm dying. I'm dying to smoke some sakes. Oh really? I was a france. I was in everybody was smoking fucking cigarettes Even if you're in the restaurant people outside smoke so they just blow it into the fucking restaurant I was in I was in Vegas for a week and I bought like a geek bar. Uh-huh, just like a pack of cigarettes every time you get the fucking deal I'm just and now I just like we're back to normal and like I'm been already saying headaches every day. You could buy individual cigarettes. Oh, Lucy's Yeah, Lucy. You can get them in Brooklyn too. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah, you go give me a Lucy. How much are they? They used to be a dollar when I lived there That'd be good one. We'll just one. We just won But it's illegal for them to sell it like that, but they'll be because you have to sell them as a pack. That's like the law Tristan. There he is. King of the fish. The fish King. Good job, Tristan What type of fish was that fucking right now? I thought that one I thought what we had was a blue fish. I think She's becaved dude for real be careful those knives are sharp as fuck. Yeah, I already poked the fuck out of my finger man Put it right on his fucking finger like anything. Yeah, Tristan gave the fish hepatitis. All right. I'm ready Jay and it's very slippery What's fucking rocks more something? I thought yes, there's no bucket. No bucket. I need a bucket There's a bucket literally behind you I know yeah, you're good. You're doing the wrong thing. Okay, go Yep, I told you dude dude. Are you kidding fuck was that yep? Are you fucking I told you in do you already cut yourself? Yeah, Louis literally you got to be better than that man. You got to be better than that Do you need a scale in your finger three strokes in any shot it? Don't do that cut off the head first Hold it cut off the head first. No, no, no, no, the head can stay the head can stay. No, he's doing it look No, you're crushing it, dude Lewis knows what he's doing. Yeah, out of your mind You just got to slow down because you don't hurt yourself There we go. Lewis is crushing this. Yeah, Lewis you're doing great. I can't even see Jay I can see the blood dripping down his hand. Jay you I don't think you've done really any you've cut the belly of the fish Yeah, I think you're struck the cigarette Frenz in to his belly Anthony Bardaine You see what we have here. Yeah, this is the job We cut to the fish. This is the exquisite French tap. Yeah, it's fine as and we got to the fish. You don't need to do that You want it? Jay just get in there with your finger and rip that shit out Yeah, give me a money show Jay, you're me you're making a mountain out of a mojo over here. No, no, no, no, what Jay just be super careful dude towards your fingers Flip it over. Jay don't give the no look cut If you want it, you're kind of taking hard dude, you gotta walk this so frozen Here we go Lewis. Oh my god. Go with the underbelly cut. Yep Be careful. I think it's loose Get it along this one. Shit, but he hasn't scaled he hasn't he did no he's already that's been the first half of this entire process Was it eating pesto It's got resodo in his guts Jay, you can't do it. You can't be It's a I can't do it. Cut yourself. I can't do with human blood. Oh my god. Oh my god. He got to stop man Jay's bleeding bad. I can't be glad, but two oh my god delicious Delicious fucking fall a I can't look at that. Is he really bleep he is it's gashed Yeah, good job. Is it over? Oh my god. What was that green? Oh my god Yeah, you cut the fuck out of your hand brother. Holy shit. And you have fish bucks. Yeah, we need we need anyone who's yeah You got Sarah feeders are we ever met or Sarah feeder is the I don't know if the wipes are gonna keep it on this one. Lucy already beat your feet. Now it's just about position Take your time. Get more of that green stuff Let's all get That's a deep one. Why was Lewis's filled with peace? Oh god is it bad? Alex is it bad? Let's see. That's hey That's pretty fucking hard Jay. Jay that's cool. Did you get an artery? Oh my god. That's awesome. That's cool. Jay Jay a major tendon. Oh What if this killed you? I feel like I'm lightheaded though. Jay Jay, do you want to touch cuts and become blood brothers? Yes, I'll get whatever you got. You got the boat. I love the boat. Be living with aids I'm we're not dying from it. We're living with look how long this asshole say I got two flays. Are you ready? Oh, yeah, but yours are like two ounces. Okay. Are you are you are bigger ounce flays? I did the entire side of the fish I just can't believe that was like it I can't believe I did I nail that I'm not from bodies of water. You just know this is from YouTube shorts Yeah, this is like outdoor boy. Wait, wait, uh, call out. It's family before you do that Lewis. Yeah, like make a declaration to Islam This is who said someone said skank fast sucks Put its genitals in its mouth like a cartel Next time on the Friday night hang not at its normal time because Lewis has to fucking overplay to upper New York probably You've been listening to the Legion of Skanks podcast with big J. O person. Did you suck it? I think I would instinctually suck it big with three Yes, we're fucking over Lewis. Lewis Gomez Lewis J Gomez you're trying to watch a retard draw swastika. That's hilarious I'm sort of done as a point going to podcasting being a fat gay guy is so fucking awesome and comedian Steve ran as easy Legion of Skanks podcast [MUSIC]