Collector Or Hoarder? w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 861

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think i think what if i was in a situation where i was like i'm dude please like i would only ask you in a genuine way not like come on man if i can i would think with all you've achieved and where you're at you'd have to fuck up pretty bad if you find yourself in a position where i'm the guy you made it could very well happen joe does it joe's a peer pressure guy too for sure yeah i have been like i'm turning in he's like yeah yeah like what it'll be a bitch come on man yeah come on yeah rogan here yeah they you're right they all have different styles rogan's will be like what are you doing man you get where you know you're gonna do xyz no i'm gonna go home that's because you're a pussy yeah you know it's real like just dart yeah straight to it tony's like tony's very like oh yeah oh yeah i'm sure you got to go home and work on your fucking taxes you fucking dork you know what i mean yep it's got it you got to twist something in there yeah burt and shane are very much like come on for the boys for the boys that you don't do this for the boys they're like come on hang why are you gonna go why are you gonna burt's like why are you gonna turn in now yeah like don't you have like a buzz it feels good don't you want to like carry that through the night and you're like he's like painting a picture of how much fun it is shane shane does it in a way where it's like it's almost like you feel like a veteran leaving he makes you feel like you're letting down the troops men that die yeah chapelle's is like i'm dave chapelle and i'm asking you yes you know what i mean like i've been at parties where i'm like i'm going he's like be great if you stayed and you're and then he just looks at you and you're like well uh yeah yeah sure when chapelle does this when chapelle does the to the side come on yeah come on man come on hang out man yeah don't do this to me man and you're like i will yeah um who i'm trying to think of some other we said a tell mock mocks you and it's so funny yes and it's him and then you're like like it actually of all those tactics it's the one that actually gets to me the most a because it's him and and because he's he's actually making me laugh yes he does it you know yeah no yeah we were saying yeah tell me like wait what was the story you told well yeah i was like i was at the mothership and he was in town and i hopped on the like the early show and he's like you're doing the you're doing the late i was like no i i can't because um tomorrow i gotta i gotta get up and i gotta he's like do you have a big morning and i was like what he's like got a big morning tomorrow and i go yeah he goes oh i was like yeah it's a pretty big morning he's like got a lot of things to do tomorrow morning when you wake up early it's like it was it was like so funny yeah it was it was straight that's so funny yeah i was yeah i was telling you the one he's done to me is he'll ask if you're hanging and then you say no and then you're explaining why you can't hang and all through the explanation he's just going and you're like come on dude please stop come on dude um i'm trying to think of other classic i think we named the big ones yeah all the classic surprisingly none of the women seem to do it they all seem to be nurturing and understanding yeah they're not assholes yeah it's all it's all guys it's all guys and i'm not letting myself off the hook i i'm real bad with it i think the reason that i'm not as bad with it though is that i so understand someone's desire for sleep like i i get it so much that when someone's like i want to go to bed i'm always like i get it yeah sure man yeah and then well as a parent i would think yeah of course you start thinking about you get it you're like you have to go to bed i totally get that see now here's the thing then opposite of what we're talking about there's the guy that says that gives you full commitment and then it's just bails oh right yes this is the opposite that's the opposite i'll tell you who the king of it is tell me one chris pig di stefano oh chris is the worst gay chris oh gay chris yeah all day gay yeah he is the worst chris will be like definitely dude definitely dude so then we'll go get dinner and then we'll go out we'll get drinks after whatever and then like he literally will just be like that's a tactic dude that's a strategy a thousand crazy it's a stress crazy halfway through dinner i gotta go he's jazz is calling me and i'm like dude what the fuck we planned a night man he planned that on purpose oh yeah to not deal with the confrontation of like i can't do it so he's like i'll just plan the night and just bam and then he told me he said kids are the best excuse ever to just bail it's the truth and then he just says my kids yeah i'm like you you've already explained to me that this is your lie yeah yeah he's like no not to you now i do give people a hard time i've given you a hard say i this i have to be honest too i've given you a hard time about uh early stuff and this is also a parent thing like if i'm like come to this thing 10 a.m when someone's like oh the 5k but but i'm saying anytime something's in the morning yeah i'll give someone a hard time about the morning only because i have kids we've discovered this is interesting we're discovering the opposites of peer pressure it's a different type of peer pressure that is one it is because you did you gave me i felt like guilty i i know dude and i was it really you know what the truth is like the root of it is like hey i get up early all the time you motherfuckers can get up early too that's really what's going on yes that's all it is and it's it is i'm doing the wrong thing there i admit it yeah no you um you i gave you a hard time i i wouldn't say it was a hard time but it was it was pressure pressure yeah it was pressure ryan hall was the worst he gave you a real hard time it was crazy it was crazy that laugh was so deep from any ryan hall the the the what is this president president of ymh yeah literally that's not a fake title no it's real yeah yeah the press sounds funny to call somebody man uh but no the president of ymh ryan hall who i've known for 10 years at least the worst at making plans is he the worst the worst how so oh he'll be like next week let's go then he's always like buddy you know i've got an ice cream event in washington dc for tom like he's always got a thing he's got to go do somewhere presidents are busy man you were looking at president's schedule they're busy but prior to you yeah prior to you you always had a thing he has to go he's got a whiteboard somewhere he's got to draw on so the amount of pressure he was giving me i was like bro come on dog dude i can't stop thinking about what you said about chris though because it is the greatest thing yeah when you have kids for anything for anything you can always just be like my kid man it's uh you don't have to explain it you're like you know i have a kid and people go i get it yeah i i find it to be a very unfair unfair thing hold on manipulation could i have a tissue my hours yous are going crazy right now thank you um it's it's the craziest thing and i find it to be very unfair that um people with kids or married people they get these passes that because i'm sort of perpetually single yeah i've had some girlfriends but i'm i'm a lifelong bachelor basically i i said this to my parents have been guilting me about i haven't visited in a minute yeah and i was like well i just saw you guys a bunch in in december when i was home for the holidays yeah i said you know and then the winter i'm on the road it's very busy and that's finally slowing down so i can i'll figure out a time to visit yeah and thanks buddy and you know i was talking to a friend of mine with a family and he was like yeah i see my folks like twice a year or whatever right but my parents are like when are we gonna see what it was i finally said to them i go if i had a family with kids or whatever you would just be like he'll visit when he can totally he's tending to his life a thousand percent i go i don't understand why you think that doesn't in any way apply to me i know it's not the same but it doesn't in any way apply to me i think you're dead on i think you're totally yeah i'm just because i'm single doesn't mean i don't have a life they're like well it's not that important yeah yeah that's the thing right yeah so and then like i would get into this this thing sometimes with married friends of mine where like i would date a girl or or hook up with a girl or something and they would just be very loose-lipped about their thoughts on her oh right and you're like hey yeah yeah and i'd be like hey dude do you want to hear what i really think about your wife and they'd be like that's fucked up dude i'm like no no don't fucking comment on my life if you don't mean to comment on you and they don't know what that's going to turn into either exactly when they comment on it they don't know where it's exactly yeah and then the kid thing obviously is like you you can you're there's zero expectations being a parent is like being an addict yeah you're like nobody's expecting anything out of you yeah yeah it's true just lay over there it's true totally true your mother is doing in brea california june 5th and 6th chicago illinois uh september 18th and 19th get your tickets at christina pete.com martin luther king john f kennedy malcolm x and now dog piss has the stage all hail dog piss guess what violent horrendous the show where i do i guess what i do best which is complaining way too much about shit that's not that important i think all youtubers should be jailed an army of drunken screaming santa clauses the devil stick guy was the doctor shut the fuck come along for this beautiful disgusting vile and horrendous journey my new ymh show subscribe smash that like button we're gonna be doing this every other week this is vile and horrendous have you ever had a thought 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that indifference isn't funny right right like you have to you have to have an opinion to be funny you can love something yeah or hate something like this could if if i go this coffee is fine there's nothing funny if it's the worst thing i've ever had or the best thing i've ever had yeah you can make that funny no you're exactly right um and and then there's like this twist on that what you're saying it's some of the best comedy advice i ever got uh and i don't always follow it but when i do i find it works very well but pat noswalt said to me once i used to open for him and i said um i told him an idea i had for a bit and it was it was it was during the time that all those love reality shows were out where all the musicians brett michaels and flavor flave and yeah and i gave him my opinion i go i want to do a bit about how i hate these shows and the women are so gross on them and these guys i used to look up to them and i'm so disappointed to see them hosting you know whatever and he was like i still love flavor flave by the way but anyway he said um he goes uh yeah but you're just saying what you think and i was like yeah and he goes where there there should be a twist he goes i goes i always try to have a moment of discovery in my joke i thought this i felt this but then i realized this he's like so if i did that joke i would say i hate these shows i thought i hated these shows because they put all these awful women on showcase and whatever and he goes but then i realized they're great because now i know where the awful women are being kept so i can avoid them that's great advice yeah and i was like holy shit and so that takes what you're saying to even yes yeah totally level where it's like it's like i thought i loved it but i hate it well what i hated it but i love it what it makes me think of immediately when you say that is how when you look back on your like discography of like you know like of writing things yeah you look back and you go oh i did that naturally like organically these times yeah and those are the better bits those are the bits that you go like oh there was something revealed it wasn't just an opinion yeah and i've i've managed to do it a few times and i always felt like wow that's that really is whatever but i also still do bits too where like you said love or hate yeah you know strong opinions you need at the basis of it all you have to have an opinion yeah you have to have a feeling one way or another about something you can't be indifferent sometimes i used to get very loud and i've in recent years i've i've learned how to kind of express it without the volume all the time which again i don't always succeed in like we're doing it all the time and i don't always succeed in it like we're doing it all the time and i don't win the the violent violent horrendous podcast here yeah first episode i watched it and i was like i was louder than i needed to be you know um so i still fall into that rut sometimes but but um or maybe more frequently than i think but my favorite place to be in is being able to express a sort of harsh opinion calmly yeah i like that dynamic you know it's just kind of like you know it's just kind of like yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know get way way worked up about something very benign that's also very funny you know yeah It's like I'm screaming about the ride-share guy, but I'm calmly talking about Minneapolis. You know what I mean? So I think those are nice names to be in or whatever. Yeah, the complaining is, I think, an art form. It's an art form. Well, I always felt like it was a burden and a curse. It's funny because I've always been like that. I've always been a very complaining guy. I've never been glass half full. I am a why guy. I am not a why not guy. When it comes to a party, I will be. I will be the guy going, why are you going home, man? Yeah, yeah. Come on, why not? We're here. We're here. Tomorrow's somebody else's problem. You have a big morning? Yeah. But outside of that, it's like, yeah, I'm very like, if somebody calls, you want to go parasailing? What? No. Why? Want to go to this museum? I don't know. What kind of art is it? Yeah, I mean, there's nothing better than saying no to going out. That is the best feeling. It is the best, but don't you find that when you reluctantly say yes and end up going, you're like, oh, I'm glad I did this. Yes. Right? Yes. But that never sticks in my head. I think that's. It's supposed to be that way. Right. Yeah. But why can't we hold on to that feeling? It's like, it's resistance. It's like that natural, it's like, it's easier to not write the thing. It's easier to, it's easier to say no. Right. Right? It's easier to say no to a lot of things that require even a kernel of effort. Okay. So I think no matter what it is, if I'm like, you know, do you want to go to the gym? Like, you know, the natural thing is like, no, I'd rather just lay here. Right. But if you go, you feel better. If you want to like stay home or like go socialize, you're like, I don't want to get dressed and go out. But then you go and you see people and you feel better. It's just, we're built that way. I find, yeah, it's weird. It's one of the two feelings that I can never hang on to that I wish I could. About like. Saying yes. See, aren't you glad you went? Yeah. My friend, my friend Kyle, he texted me on Saturday. Okay. And he's like, dude, let's, you know, he's done well for himself. And he, and he, and one of his amenities is he has a boat. And he was like, he's like, come on, dude, let's go boat. And I'd never gone out on it with him. And I was like, I got shows. I can't. He's like, what time are your shows? I go, nine is my first one. He goes, I will have you dropped at a dock at seven. You can get home. You can get, now I'm like. Come on, man. I got to get dressed twice today. I know. What are we talking about? You know? Yeah. And I just was like, no. And then everybody in the group started calling and going, come on, dude, what are you doing? And I went and 30 minutes into it, I'm like, thank God I did this. And my friends are pointing out beauty. Yeah. We're riding down the lake. They're, they're, they're pointing out historical things. You hear? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We're in Lake Austin. Yeah. Pointing out historical things and like that bridge is da, da, da, da. Yeah. And like, this is where this battle happened and shit like that, you know? And we're seeing these beautiful houses and we're seeing families with their kids on rafts. And it's, it's just joyous. And then we're, then we're riding a raft and we're getting, we're in the lake and whatever. And I went and did my shows and I had one of the best shows I've ever had. I've ever had in my fucking life. Look at that, man. Because I was so charged with like positivity. Yeah. And my body was so relaxed. Yeah. That shit is real. I'll forget it by tomorrow. If he calls me, he could call me right now and say, let's go on the boat today. And I'd be like, come on. You'd be like, fucking boat? Yeah. It's all rocky and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Sun's out. I can't hang on to it. It's, it's, and, and then the other one is hangover. I can never remember. How bad a hangover is? Yeah. Ever. Yeah. Ever. Yeah. I've had 8,000 hangovers. How often do you tie one on now? Oh boy. Boy. I, I have, I have heavier weeks than others. Weeks? Well, I can hear it in my voice. I know I've been having a little too much fun lately because I got the, I've been smoking too much. When I drink, I smoke and I can hear the. What's your drinking choice? Jack Daniels across the board with club soda, with diet Coke. How many will you tip back on a, on a, like a night where you're really having fun? This is embarrassing. It's all right. We're adults. I know, but we're two different kinds of adults. It's fine. All right. You're living an appropriate life and I'm out here like fucking fast times at Ridgemont High. I'm 48 years old. I gotta know. Um, this is the saddest thing. Not sad. I'm sorry. I don't want to make it dark. Uh, I saw my friend Nick on Sunday and, uh, he goes, what'd you do last night? And I go, I did a couple spots at mothership and then I just hung out for a little while at Mitzi's and I go, you want to hear the sad thing, Nick? He goes, what? I go, I thought I took it easy. Cause I was like, all I did was have seven drinks at Mitzi's and then I went home, but I was like, I sat down. I sat in one place. That means I took it easy. You took it easy. Yeah. Uh, I have, I have, oh boy, are they going to sound off on those comments after all the shit I talked about weed? Yeah. The, uh, they, um, I know what's coming for me right now, but, um, I can, I can put quite a few back. So on a, on a, on a slow, on a slow night, none. Right. You know, I have plenty of nights where I just go, I'm not drinking at all. Yeah. Um, and then I'll, you know, I'll have to go. I'll have to bar my doors and everything, you know, so I can't escape from the house. What's up? Are you in Austin? Are you visiting Austin? Do you live in Austin? Well, I welcome you to please come check out Chicho Bomba. That is the Italian bakery that I have opened in Austin. We are now at three locations. 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Visit bluechew.com for more details and important safety information. and we thank blue chew for sponsoring the podcast but no on a slow night none there are nights once in a while where i might have one or two like if it's like a dinner yeah sure just go home or something um and then i have what i would call the moderate drinking nights seven seven five four uh on a big night though like i can i can i i'll pass 10 on a big night yeah i'll easily pass 10 uh you know i don't know for better or for worse it's hey man i don't know i don't know i mean like i just you know my tolerance now is so low it's what do you yeah what do you talk i can't remember the last time i even saw you with a like i've seen you yeah drink oso like promos and shit yeah i mean if i have if i go out so i mean not that i we don't but i also don't see you out a lot yeah yeah yeah but but i'm saying if i go out and you're like have a drink i literally would take that literally and have a drink right um if we're hanging out for a while i'll have a couple right i already know like i know for where i'm at that my third one is the one that i either have to stop on or problems are coming okay when you say problems what do you mean do you get bad no i just know that like a that if i have three i'm gonna have four okay and i already know that my buzz is going to just continue and i probably will just i'm just gonna not remember the night so i just so you'll black out like after five no i won't black out after five but i'm saying is that i just feel like i always stop myself okay when i have two and three because i i just always you know you go like i wish i could remember yeah i remember too much okay so i go i know i'm gonna feel like shit i know i'm not gonna sleep well i know tomorrow's gonna suck i know it's gonna take me two days to fully recover and feel well i just have that so loud in my head yeah that i always stop yeah i just always stop yeah i i i wish i had that man you know what's so funny i just like i a wash of relief just came over me yeah because as i was telling you what i drank i was like a little embarrassed and i was like tom doesn't drink like this oh god i wonder if he's judging me and then i was like wait a minute he hangs out with burt yeah do you know do you know what he had when we we went to tallahassee what he had 20 doubles that's a lot and and we were at dinner wait he had that before dinner before dinner oh i thought you meant throughout the entire night no no no yeah it was from morning to like evening he had about 40 40 drinks okay and jesus christ and at dinner what he's such a great barometer i'm like i'm fine i don't i don't have a problem he was like hey like like and we were like oh my god he's like we're in a private room to the and the way he's telling the story he's like could you fucking step out i'm telling a story i was like sure and then he ordered the most insane and most insane he ordered 10 appetizers he's like i want everybody to okay and then he ordered himself three dinners right and i was like give me three dinners he's like everybody could pick at this one he just ate them all oh my god it was insane and he's still i can't say he kept it together because he was definitely not keeping it together right but he's standing you know like he's standing and still holding court and like and the next day i'm like the next day we're up at the same time and i'm like how are you doing he was like i think i had a lot yesterday yeah but like you're okay right now he's like i'll probably take a nap today i'm like holy shit what i'd be in the hospital bro when he what was he doing when he did he drank 20 doubles where were you at during the day we were in tallahassee we went to a we went to the tailgate and the football game okay after the game so it was a day it was an off day of like socializing and fun we were at a bar like we were inappropriate places but his tolerance is also just he's he would he would do something like that and then in the morning be like we'll go for a run and you're like what like he's see i i i don't have that side of me yeah he definitely he'll be on time that's that's fine yeah i won't miss i'm very good about like if i know i have like if i have to be like today we're in here kind of early but i was like if i'm gonna be there at 10 30 a.m i have to leave my house by 10 i gotta get up at 8 45 or 9 like i i can't like fuck around like right so i was like i don't want to wake up and feel like shit and then not have a good time with tom and so you yeah you think about it so i was like i'm not that's it nothing nothing is happening tomorrow or monday night um but then um i i if i have here's my problem if i know i have a free day yesterday i knew i had a free day sunday was hanging with some buddies we're having dinner we were like hey let's just you know we could go out and then i'm just like fuck it i have nothing i have to do tomorrow so i can burn the day feeling like shit i do that more frequently than i would like to i've burnt my days off more frequently than i would like to admit yeah with like dealing with the repercussions of my night before yeah that's not to say i've never had a big night and then still unproductive but if i know i'm free and clear forget it you know i'll i'll go hog wild i i have i was thinking about it i think i have um maybe at this point you're gonna laugh at this maybe once a year i have too much now well i mean yeah you're probably gonna feel much better in your 70s than i will or i don't know man or i'll die at 62 and we'll be like what what the fuck did you do that yeah i know i used to have a joke about that i should i used to have a joke about or i just don't want to die with regret yeah and i said the i don't mean that the way you think i mean it i don't want to be lying in a gutter after getting hit by a bus going why the fuck did i quit smoking yeah yeah yeah you know what i mean like it's it's that's my biggest fear i remember my history teacher in junior year of high school mr stein and he was he had this great like stoic dry face great voice and he would sometimes he's one of those guys that would like not really do class most of the time he would just talk the best they're the best yeah and mr stein was like i love smoking i loved it i miss it if i get a terminal disease the first thing i'll do is light up a cigarette we were like just in high school being like what we didn't know what he was like you know he was like you don't understand how much i miss it i miss it he would just talk about that in class he just died last week how old was he uh he had to have been god he had to have been well into his 70s i think did you find out what he died from i did not i don't know what he died from i will find out but um i hope he died with a cigarette you know yeah you got to find out if what if that happened i remember him just he would do that speech all the time i also remember because there's always this debate about you know how you should live your life and you know and especially now everyone's biohacking and all this shit but then you go so much of this is in your genetic cards and you're like oh my god i'm like i remember a girl i dated her grandfather died at 96 he drank beer uh whiskey ate red meat loved ice cream smoked cigarettes and cigars this is like a daily thing for him he's 96 he did all the things they're like you shouldn't do that yeah and but why did he live to 96 like he just had the the genes for it dude i uh so i do ways to well you do yeah i think you do yeah right yeah they're great shout out to brigham yeah bring them what up denise denise what up the dogs i did my i went to key west q from impractical jokers brian quinn he does a festival every year called q west it's insane it's a fucking party yeah it's three four days non-stop your one obligation is to do one 20 minute set of stand-up you're like great everything else you want to come judge the belly flop contest with me like yeah let's go get hammered judge the belly flop contest it's the most fun i was i was somewhere leading up to that and then i went right to q west i can't remember what the first thing was but dude i was i was on one yeah it was day after day after day after day it was non-fucking stop and i got back on a monday i i landed at like 9 p.m and uh i was like i should probably just go home and go to bed they're probably hanging after kill tony fuck it so then i go to the mothership just fucking tear it up again jesus i go to bed i wake up on tuesday at 2 p.m and i'm sorry i wake up at 12 p.m and then i look at my clock and i'm like okay it's 12 p.m and i'm doing the math and i'm like i fasted okay i gotta get i gotta get my six-month blood work done i haven't eaten any things and it and i just went and did my blood work that day that day for my six-month checkup because i was like well it ain't gonna be any worse than this yeah you know and um i was talking to my clinician there and i was like your blood's green you know she's like it's time to go over your results i was like i don't even want to know yeah right she's like you've improved in all areas and i was like holy am i keith richards yeah am i gonna are am i maybe you drank through all the problems the body can have and it resets you know yeah like it just goes to like the good side now it was crazy and i was like and waste well is great because you'll be like well i guess like i could eat less cheeseburgers and they're like we got a supplement for that yeah do it you can inject this and then fruit will taste like cheeseburgers do you want it and you're like yeah that sounds great that's really cool yeah so um i i don't know man it's a good thing you know it's a good thing you know what i mean it's a good thing you know it's it's like you said sometimes people live right and die young some people live wrong and and die old sometimes the vice versa there's doctors that'll tell you funny things like if you get a doctor who's like you know oh yeah and they'll be like oh yeah the always live and like the nice people die that's dude my friend uh steve dr steve he used to he was an ona guy and he had a podcast called weird medicine he put it very well to me he because he used to be a smoker and i smoke and i wouldn't say i'm a heavy smoker but i smoke too much and um he was like look man all life is is mitigating risk that's it calculate the risk yeah and determine if it is worth it to you yeah that's all it is he's like so don't quit if you don't want to quit your chances of stroke are this much higher your chances of this are this much higher yeah uh that's it can you live with that i was like that's a kind of very sound way to put it i mean he's that's very practical and and i mean it's true everything is risk yeah analyzing and your ability to like to be accurately kind of digesting and analyzing that risk you know look i exercise three days a week i don't do anything crazy i just do i in my apartment i do lunges and squats and upper body with dumbbells and that's it yeah i try to walk when it's not eight million degrees outside this town yeah um and then i inject as much as i can get into my ass cheek yeah testosterone whatever it is yes and that's it man i try to eat decently uh as much as i can but i just am never gonna understand like the people that never do anything bad ever well they're no fun you look great look at you got a great head of hair you're killing it hair staying in how's the double chin look today let's see well i'm looking at the side not too bloated so uh you know i've seen worse i can live with it um but yeah did you hear the sign the old seinfeld bit where he's like the only reason we're doing the workout is so we can do the work out yeah talks about how like that's the only goal it's like the exercise is just so you're able to do the exercise it's true and i'm like that's very funny but i'm like there are people that live like that where it's like well i don't put anything bad into my body ever and i'm like and and what is the end result no i yeah i know i mean i don't go to that extreme and i feel like the only thing the real truth of the exercise stuff at least for me is honestly that i feel good sure so and i i like that feeling i like the post-workout feeling that's the biggest motivation for me to do it just the feeling well also too man again you this is funny this is this is where another really big difference between a parent versus a non-parent comes in more importantly as family person versus a single person you want to feel good yeah if i had you know i just saw tony rock he was he was at the club we were hanging out yeah it was like he's like monday's my day with my son man like we you know i go home we color we play ball we you know whatever he was breaking down his he's he but he said he he flies home from the road and then does all that stuff with his kid absolutely without question you know i'm sure he does it other days too but his point was like that day is like our staple day or whatever and i just was like my god like you you you can't you can't go home i mean i guess you could but like i'm like you can't go home hungover to do that right yeah no yeah some people do but yeah yeah you can't but also too you can't go home and do that with residual hangover true so it's like you can't be like well i go big on saturdays and i'm still kind of putting the final pieces together monday morning and then by the time i land no you got to go into monday ready yeah right so that's that's a great reason to feel good yeah it's true um but then also the flip side of it is as a single guy i'll sit home and i'm like what are you doing and my friends will be texting come on dude come out and i'm like no no i'm taking it easy tonight and then i sit there for a while and sometimes i will stand but there are nights where i'm just like well bro you're not gonna meet your wife sitting here or your next girlfriend sitting here that's a good point you're not gonna you're not gonna get any new material sitting here that's a good you're alone you go out and just and who cares if that means you have too many drinks yeah yeah as long as you get you're engaged in life you got to do that you have to do that i mean i know there are people going well you know you can go out and not have too many drinks well yeah okay all right relax um here's uh i've been i never played an opening clip which is i don't know so wait i'll just play this one for you first this will be our opening clip it's me stacy kennison i've been notified that sandra bullock is in with the university of wisconsin school here in madison wisconsin and in wisconsin and i got the approval of the school and some of the students and faculty to burn me alive so i've been told that sandra bullock and the people that made a plot to murder me and burn me alive are to be picked up and deported who is randy don't bring anyone loving to this your mom in the stand welcome welcome to your mom i've never gotten this long without playing our opening clip ever in 15 years it's a historic episode this is a historic episode 16 years the was that lady this lady has a lot of insight i can't wait to tell you about her okay this lady is stacy kennison she is a 55 year old female heterosexual law-abiding citizen is that how she describes herself she described she has two degrees sure um she's also posted over 9 500 times on instagram um um she posted for this one i stacy lane kennison have been notified that sandra bullock and the people who agreed to burn me alive and murder me from the university of wisconsin are to be picked up and deported which is great um she just quick thing i don't know i think sandra bullock at least at one point lived here does she still live here she used to have a residence here yeah she uh she was here when i think it was when she was married who she made her jesse james yeah yeah but i thought she didn't she still does she reside here no longer lives here full-time okay okay she owns property here strong ties to the city um she owns a home in lake austin operates walton's fancy and staple what the hell is that a popular downtown baker cafe and gift shop fuck that place chicho bomba is my place and that's what we talk about here 1100 south lamar is right across from the alamo draft house congrats man thanks buddy have you had it yet no i gotta i'm sorry i gotta make my way down dude i will take care of you just let me know when you want to go thank you i want to try the um prosciutto sandwich though can i tell you my what my favorite one is now yeah it's the mortadella the mortadella with um brie and uh some olive like tapenade on it great that's that's my favorite one that i've had there i'm excited to uh to come on down oh pastrami yeah i want you to try first of all i know you like sandwiches there's a bunch of sandwich want you to try but breakfast the pastries are really good and i'm excited to be here with you today i just had hasn't been out yet but i just had a world-class chef come there and he told me that the sfogliatella the pastry he goes this is the best i've ever had including in italy really yes that's amazing very excited about it yes it's really good and this guy came over from l.a well this guy's italian yes he's from cinque terra he three locations now which is kind of crazy we're at the fairground food hall downtown under the wells fargo building we're in the scarborough building downtown and then we're on south lamar at the uh right across from the alamo draft house that's great yes that's great man it's very fun it's an exciting town to uh pursue this type of thing yeah because this is uh this type of thing is a little bit newer i would say yeah to austin and um it's a fun area of of cuisine to see being developed and explored here the fun for me is like it's like in any you know when you go to like a restaurant and you go this was great and you tell people and then you wait for them they're like dude i went that was that's like the fun feeling of this place is that i had his stuff there i was always like these are the best yeah and then i brought it here yeah and now people hit me up all the time and they're like this is this is the best thing i've had that's awesome man yeah that's awesome how far are we how and how close is it to here a few minutes is it open right now yeah oh maybe i'll just because i gotta i'm gonna i gotta be somewhere at um 12 30 but maybe i'll go over and get lunch real quick great yeah let me know okay if you're gonna do it i'll text them and let them know you're coming and you're and you're saying the mortadella sandwich is the one why don't you try both okay i'll have them give you both okay yeah all right great i love it um now you like collecting as well right yeah so i'm doing that's actually what i have to go shoot today i'm going so i do i'm doing the podcast here vile and horrendous yes thank you absolutely thank you having a great time and that's the ranty opinion stuff but then i also love collecting so i do another thing on my youtube called the collector where i go to shops um shooting with uh um meg seidel who's she she works on kill tony she's really great and um she just comes with me and we go we go into today we're going to waterloo records oh that's a great spot yeah so we go in and it'll be like have you been there before oh it's i've been going for decades oh okay literally decades it's one of my favorite places it's great so you know we'll go in and it's like sometimes it's like i'm looking specifically for this or i'm here today to pick up this that came out for my i collect movies i collect uh video games i collect um uh cassette tapes and i collect uh records well you know what else you could probably get into collecting what's that right so let's go into brian roberts man cave and look at his chairs so well we got pro garden my booth we got my white chocolate strawberry peter blue and green one more fan back chairs we come here we got a roommate chair forget the great guy cherry has my how you feel about chairs uh i never knew somebody could feel this strongly about these shitty plastic hey hey hey if you're gonna be like that spend most of my time in that chair spends a lot of time in that chair this roommate chair i don't like them abu and come over here we have oh wow jeez look at all those chairs low back arch high back use leisure chairs i just kid size use leisure chair we got this slotted low back and slotted high back you know what's nice is that he found a chair at an accessible price point because those couldn't be more than what 27 cents each something like that how much are those i i honestly was wondering that myself and i was like are these pricier than they are i think they are the craziest thing is that when you are anywhere and you see this type of chair you're like ah fuck i hope they have other chairs here you know like you everyone recognizes these as the worst possible chairs to see any the worst chair that's the worst chair you could see here we have a roommate chair she got the kid's size model kids model that's cool marvelous chair here he's got him stacked in his room how many people do you think he actually knows or ever has over here you got for this amount of chairs he should be listening to this hey go out go to the thing when people say come on the boat go to the boat yeah like this is what he needs yeah don't stay away from the chair sale how do you feel about see everybody has their opinion about collecting and collectors and like i think most people of a certain background let's say kind of understand the get the person that goes i like vinyl or i like movies right right because it's part of our culture it's a form of art obviously yeah but what's your thought on somebody who's just like i like chairs you know i i i well my first thought would be they couldn't possibly mean these chairs i would think i know i would think you'd be like maybe hand sculpted you're into like antique chairs or leather somethings or yeah uh this this to me seems like hoarding more than chair collecting feels kind of hoardish yes right yes i mean they're they're they're literally these are discarded chairs yeah these are chairs that if you were like i get that chair people like just take the fucking chair you don't have to ask yeah these are the tupperware of chairs yeah these are awful chairs i don't need it yeah keep it and again like it's so frustrating when you go somewhere and you see this chair you're like i don't want to sit down i'd rather stand it's it's it's truly crazy look he can't get into the other side of his bed he can't get into the other side of his bed he can't get into the other side of his bed he can't get into the other side of his bed he can't get into the other side of his bed he can't get into the other side of his bed he can't get into the other side of his bed he can't get into the other side of his bed too many chairs hi back i got this kid size chair maybe a leech i'll tell you most of this stuff's like 30 years old he's really proud of the chairs too like these these are like his most come here we got another leech chair we got a grow flex and a lot of grow flex on i would work on that speech too he's got a little bit of a speech thing going on i thought it was a woman but you're saying it's a man i think it's a man yeah i think it's a man wait let's listen again um come over here we got a sarco kid size chair we got deluxe chair we got deluxe fan back tropical all right yeah you're right he knows the this is the deluxe triple fan back this is the sarco like he knows the brand triple fan back what does that mean like the way it's slotted i think the slotted three slots you know lets the breeze come in keep the back warm triple fan back triple fan you want a triple fan back slotted collectible everyone's wow yeah i'm picturing the guy in the showroom that's your triple fan back that's your top of the line i don't know i don't know if you're a big spender or not you got a whole you sit there in a chair you're gonna know where the extra money went go ahead give it a give it a try this is this is no this is this is wild now i'm seeing well i was gonna say i'm seeing multiple doors which means that doesn't mean anything for some reason i thought that meant he had a spacious apartment but oh he does not have a spacious apartment one of those is definitely a lot bigger than this is also full of chairs too you know that right that's definitely yeah yeah but also why not stack the chairs higher so you have more space too many chairs and you got and you want to show people people come over he's like you want to see some chairs i i want to know what the rest of the apartment looks like hello everybody so i decided to uh why not make a collection update on my uh vacuums here you can see here it's uh don't mind the cat uh it's pretty much been the same um maybe some machines have been moved around oh shit machines nothing you think he's single or married i think he is crushing it man yeah really much has changed he's every every girl they bring someone he's like i got a surprise for you do you imagine the look of horror on a woman's face as he opens the door to this room he's like check out my stuff but he's old school he's like come on you should love a vacuum yeah yeah you're a broad you're broad broads like to vacuum things you'll never run out of options here much has changed yeah that floor looks not that clean then if we walk in here uh do you use the vacuums they were in here they were like junk like they were broken oh those were broken things i don't know but they're gone even i organized this this is uh he's got something going on right yeah it's crazy it's this is crazy do you think his financial advisor is like i've told you this many times stop buying vacuum you have nothing in your 401k you have no pension you don't have savings but you got 400 fucking vacuums man because baby this is the 401 this is it you realize what people are gonna pay for this one day it's like a house you're not you're the money's not gone it's just invested look at this room bro look at the room see now here's the weird thing when this video first started before i could get a good look at the vacuums i could just kind of see they were lined up yeah my first thought was well it's well organized which doesn't give me hoarder vibes and then also i was like oh vacuums that's interesting because i thought like maybe he collected vintage right vacuums and i was like they are kind of cool looking ornamental maybe he's into you know but it's it's literally just the shittiest any fucking shitty vacuum yeah yeah they're like from like the 2002 i would love to see like like a detailed spreadsheet on what he's spent on vacuums because i bet it's outrageous it's everything he's ever earned do you well that's that's a good it raises a question how much do you think the see i think almost i feel like he's getting these things for ten dollars at a goodwill i think there's a wide range of vacuums there with prices too and i love the random just file cabinet right in the front there yeah there's just oh so yeah i hope you guys that's his record that's his ledger for his vacuum i hope you guys like this oh i tell you what we fucking loved it man that was fantastic here's the thing this is a guy with a little bit of money because he has a full basement that's true so he's got a house but just based on this expression i think it's dad's money you know what i mean like i'm looking at him like is that really from him or did did mom and dad go just buy another fucking vacuum we're going to europe that's that yeah they're probably taking care of him they're like we love our son the poor kid he's sick he's got this vacuum he's got his vacuums yeah how old that kid can't be more than 23 years old he looks pretty young he does look pretty young uh that's this is like see this could be a show yes like my strange addiction you know like people that collect weird shit that where it doesn't make sense my strange addiction is so fucking i haven't watched it now in a while but i've seen the clips always circulate and every time they're like i eat diapers and you're like what yeah and it's like and i eat 60 a day and you're like what the fuck is happening man yeah it's crazy it's so fucking crazy people do crazy shit man pouring his tooth i think oh yeah it's kind of loose that thing is not loose why are you pouring it i'm trying he's holding the camera himself oh man why is he pulling you he doesn't want to go to the dentist yeah yeah whoa no no no i understand this was the circumvent the dentist but the guy goes it's not loose so why are you pulling it out then maybe he's just hurt you feel better oh yeah see it was aching well it's not the first one that's come out because you have a nice little gap there already jesus christ this is a i mean look what they're in they're in a sophisticated looking workshop yeah there's money he could go to the dentist if you have a garage like that i've i've shopped for homes in my life yeah a garage like that is an amenity with like a workshop garage yeah sure that's not you know you don't just have that it looks like kenny did it to him a little bit before too there's a nice little space for that yeah no they've they've done this this is this is how they roll kenny and who's the other guy i don't know but fucking hey man would you ever do that that fucking tool that he's using it's nice that tool is more expensive than a no insurance dentist visit you're totally right that that's an expensive fucking tool that thing it looks really nice it looks like top of the line so unless they just want to do it for content i doubt it i think this is just like hey little fucking you know would you ask me about the dentist sorry have you would you ever go and would you ever do it yourself no if i had to right if i was like i'm so i have no option but i'd sell i'd sell those fucking fancy pliers before i do that i'd sell those fancy pliers before i did it myself this oh this i wanted you to see i've we've had this one for a while and i've not showed it to anyone it's just an interesting world to explore i didn't i i think you'll be able to comment on this better than anybody nothing drives me more crazy being a woman in pizza behind the counter and when people walk in they raise an eyebrow whether or not i could do the job right away they're already wondering is she the owner does she know what she's doing of course i do my name's on the door of course i know how to do it i didn't go into an industry i know nothing about this is my blood sweat tears i was born into the industry so of course i know how to make pizza i know how to do the ins the outs the payroll the books you name it that's what it takes to run a pizzeria can a broad run a pizza place no i didn't even listen to a word she was saying i tuned out as soon as i saw it was abroad yeah of course it's not just flour sauce and cheese that everyone thinks nowadays there's plenty of talented women who are going to do it women that are out there right now really kick-ass pizzas just like myself so why is it okay if your wife can make you a sandwich but i can't make you a pizza women now are working harder than ever to break out of the society norms so if you see a woman behind your counter eyebrow maybe give her a high five you've never even witnessed in your life really she wait what'd you just say sorry because i was too hard i was too busy laughing because she's broken through barriers that you've never even witnessed in your life give her a high five because she's broken through barriers that you've never even witnessed in your life to make your fucking pie uh this doesn't apply to all women what am i about to say okay but women get over it this is insane it's an insane comment everything isn't gender it's so nuts i know it's like people she's like people give me a they raise an eyebrow they could also be just raising an eyebrow because they're like what is that you know they don't even know what you are they don't think like a woman can't make a pizza she's always wearing that mic clip on her collar yeah and they're like the fuck are you doing what is that they're they're raising an eyebrow because you're taught you're doing a testimonial and people are trying to order pizza they see you they think you're about to go they think you have a fucking tracheotomy yeah this is it's i don't know if i saw a woman behind the counter at a pizzeria i wouldn't be like hold on what are we doing here nobody would yeah this is insane this is all in her head this is insane and you know what i especially wouldn't say hold on if it was a heavyset woman i know i feel like this lady knows food yeah of course yeah no that's this is there are these people we do as we do a segment on the show called you know what i'm sorry if it was like a super hot girl i'd be like what kind of place is this this is weird yeah i want her to be a big big chick there's a couple of those on instagram yeah where it's like the hottest girl ever and like but she can make a pizza but she can make a pizza she's got the short shorts on and yeah but see that's like that gives me pause i don't want to be like i don't want the hot place like the hot chick place i want it's this girl yeah she's so hot but she looks she does what she's fucking doing yeah i ain't mad at it sure that looks like a good pizza i ain't mad at it i'm not mad but i'm just saying i would raise an eyebrow more at that than i would you know bertha over here uh um we do a segment on vile and horrendous called white women's where it's just about the crumbling of the psyche of white women in america yeah i mean this would have been a good one oh my god this would have been a real fucking good one here's this one yeah names i've been called in the comment section of this video mayo monkey goy slot brain dead retard drone autism baked potato autistic in word pathetic freak gay mental goblin white brain dead names i've called people i don't agree with on social media ah that's very powerful yes very powerful yeah that is a brook jeff md this is a doctor a doctor i mean md a doctor you go to her page i guess she and that she does this routinely she does her video and then she does a post about what people called her what was the video she did by the way i mean it looks like she's doing something maybe about sun protection or something i don't know yeah she's a dermatologist so um can you fucking imagine you go to this woman and then you see her on instagram oh my god would you would you ever switch a doctor more quickly no and also i would just be like hey are you looking for just positive validation on instagram it's just it's the wrong place for you lady it's nuts i saw um i got into it one day with a lawyer on instagram portland a guy lawyer from portland he said some shitty fucking thing in my comments and i usually don't respond but he just really pissed me off and we're going back and forth i go bro you're a lawyer you represent people's well-being like you're better than this yeah why are you trolling me yeah and he goes i'm not better than this and it's like can you imagine that's your lawyer i'm not better than this i'm not better and you see him doing that on instagram you're like i saw a fascinating it's crazy i totally agree anybody that's a professional that i saw i'd be like i don't want to work with this person but i saw this fascinating take on why people do it that i thought was actually really interesting what's that it's that everybody operates in the world knowing that there's a way to conduct yourself in polite society in other words no matter your job you know you have to speak this way talk to somebody this way it's inappropriate to like let it out and that when you pivot to social media it's like permission for a lot of people to tap into like i want to say the thing i'm never allowed to say and it's like a release for people yeah to be like that sucks fuck you the insults the crazy stuff right it's just like part of the the mind that's always restricted and held back right and it's just like part of the the mind that's always restricted and held back right and it's just like part of the the mind that's always restricted and held back letting go yeah which i think makes sense yeah uh it does make sense but i still wouldn't want to hire the guy to fucking work for me well no exactly but it also it also speaks to um this epidemic of borderline personality disorder where people, certain people, only know how to seek engagement and acceptance through harsh, harsh negativity. Yeah. That's an aspect of it. They only know how to engage through toxicity. And the thing that makes those people the craziest, like the ones who want that negative interaction, is a non-response. Yes. They move on to somebody who gives them a response. Yeah, that's the thing too. And that's where the whole never engage, never respond. But I mean, what a terrible, just what a terrible dynamic of society we're living in. Totally. Where it's like, here's this thing we're forcing you all to, quite literally now, forcing you to be a part of it. Yeah. Do you have a business? Do you have, are you a candidate for something? Are you up for a job? All these things now are very much judged or reliant on your social media. You've got to use it to promote. You've got to use it to engage with your customer bait, whatever it is. So here's this thing we've forced you to do. We've forced you into it. And now also we're telling you, don't let it bother you, don't engage, don't. And as people say, the worst thing's humanly possible. Yeah. It's a really twisted. It's twisted. Twisted system. That's why every once in a while I get so jealous. I'll meet somebody. You know, it's not obviously like a comic. It'll be somebody not in the field. And I'll say something about like Instagram. They're like, oh, I don't, I don't have that. And I'm like, you don't have that. And they're like, no, I don't have like someone who's completely detached from social media. I'm like, you lucky son of a bitch. Dude, if I worked in a job where it wasn't my business, I was an accountant or something. I wouldn't have any of it. Yeah. These people that have it just to talk to their friends. I'm like, what is the matter with you? Fucking text. Text your friend. Yeah. Crazy. Totally crazy. Do you think this is funny or no? Jesus. No, it's making me cringe. Did he break his foot? Oh my God. Is that broken? Oh my God. Did you see the closeup? Yeah. It looks horrible. It tore through the skin. Yeah. Why is the other guy not doing anything? I don't fucking know. Yeah. That guy's a savage. Holy shit. I've never seen him. Did he not tap out? No. It tore through the skin, dude. Are you allowed to do that? Okay. It doesn't look like he goes, ah. It finally registered. Guys, that's one of the worst ones you've ever put in there. It's twisted around. Holy shit. I didn't care for that. Well, I didn't care for that. Where was that? That was. Is that in Brazil? I'm saying it like I know. I didn't pull the clip. It was? Yeah. It was an MMA tournament, and yeah, the guy wasn't tapping, and so he just kept going. He tore it through the skin. Yeah. I mean, the guy was okay, though. He was taken to the hospital shortly afterwards. Oh, he's okay? Yeah. Okay, good. Yeah. All right. The guy felt really bad about doing it, too. Okay. It's good now. All right. Well, there you go, Joe. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. How about this one? Oh, I love these, like, tricks that the people do. They're so skilled. That's the crazy thing, is they. Jesus Christ, dude. It's. She's all right. It makes my blood run cold, because you see it. Why? The stupidity. The stupidity. I mean, I thought he would know what he was doing there. I guess he. Jesus, dude. She. Like, she could be dead. She could be, but she's not. It says here she's not dead. How bad was her face fucked up? It just doesn't say. Doesn't say. Okay. But she's good. It says she's good now. She's good. Good for her. Yeah. She'll be all right. Good for her. All right. I'll do it again. That was fucking. I bet that was crazy. That's amazing. There's. If you're listening, this is like a kickboxing workout, which, by the way, that doesn't help. And the woman holds up the pad to catch the leg kick, and the guy just goes right over it, kicks her straight in the jaw, and knocks her out. And then he's like, I'll pick up your legs. That'll bring you back. That's great. I love. There's nothing funnier than a. One-hit knockout. Oh, yeah. It's so funny when somebody just goes down, especially when it's not an accident. When somebody's like. I love the videos where somebody's talking shit, and the guy just goes, uh-huh, uh-huh. Boom. And then you just see the dude start snoring. It's the best. I saw one where it was recent, where this guy. These guys were getting in this girl's face on the street outside. And the one guy got really animated, and he kept getting closer and closer. And he was holding a beer bottle, and at one point, he just throws it down on the ground, and it shatters. And as he's talking, and a guy from over here comes, punches him, knocks him out. And then his friend comes over, and the same guy knocks him out. Single punches each. Wow. It was fantastic. That's awesome. It was so satisfying. Yeah, did you see the thing where the. Oh, my God. She drops the bag into that second. She does. Why does she do that? Because she's a dumb broad. Probably fucking makes pizza for a living. I love the shin protectors. Oh, my God. Those are handy. I love that he's just like. Don't wear headgear. Just wear shin protectors. Here's your legs. You're okay. Your legs are in the air now. Yeah, did you see the. Was it maybe. I don't know. Somebody just knocked out some influencer at a party. It was like an MMA guy or. Oh. Oh. Is this the one that Larry Wheels first slapped, too? The kid is just talking. I don't remember. I don't remember any of the names. So Larry Wheels, he's the big bodybuilder guy. This might be it. He was at a thing, and this guy kept saying shit to his wife, right? And he kept saying shit to his wife. It was inappropriate. He was just being rude. And Wheels slaps the fucking shit out of this guy. The next day or a couple days later, the same guy is at some other social thing, and he's talking shit to another guy who's an MMA fighter. That's the one I saw. That's the second one. The kid's like an influencer. And then that guy fucking elbows him in the face. Yeah, knocks him right out. This is the second one. Yeah, this is the one I saw. So, yeah. Yeah, and then I love this. I love the guy's like, now he's walking out like, fuck you. And all his friends are going, get back here. It's like, fuck off, man. Yeah. Fuck off. Fuck off. Yeah, that same guy did it to. Yeah, hours later, it says. So, yeah, it was Larry Wheels. So. If you have to go to. So, the same guy got knocked out twice? Yeah. Now, honestly, do you think he's doing this for publicity? Probably. Okay. Yeah. So, this is the first time. So, he's trying to like take some shit to him. Yeah, this seems fake to me. Yeah. I'm just going to hit on the guy. But the second one? The second one seems completely real, but the fact that it's the same day, I'm like. That's kind of crazy. This is. Yeah, he's doing this for. Yeah. He probably was like, fucking hit me in the face and he knocked me out. It's fine. It's fine. I'll get a lot of views. Yeah. God, it's such. What a sick fucking world. It's so funny. Everything is worthless. Burn it all down. This one was great. Yeah. That was funny. Yeah. He's like, my knee, my knee. And the fact that he just flipped the camera around on himself to enjoy it. That's great. That's a nice one to wrap things up with. That's great. I love it. A couple of things. You can follow Joe DeRosa at JoeDeRosaComedy on Instagram. Please check out Vile and Horrendous, which is out now. New episodes every Thursday. Yeah. We produce it. It's on Joe's channel. The End, Ari Shafir's final storytelling show is out at YMAstudios.com if you have not yet. Seen it? Please check it out. Thanks to the response from you, which has been tremendous. So thank you for that. We will be able to make more things like that because you guys supported it in such great numbers. We can continue to produce things that go directly from us to you. So thank you for watching that. Thank you for doing that. Anything you want to plug? Any specific dates or anything? No. I appreciate the outpouring of support with the first few episodes. We're excited. And at Joe DeRosa Comedy is my YouTube if you want to check out that and also The Collector. That's kind of all I'm focusing on right now. I'm not really on the road at the moment. All right. Great. Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, guys. We'll see you next week. What's going on? It's Charles from Match. Actually, my new office, I really like it. I'm not going to lie. It's got this really cool view. I've been here, I don't know, since 730. And I got my ice lock tied. - Ice, ice, latte, ice, latte. It's Charles. Ice, ice, latte, ice, latte. - Oh! - It's got this really cool view, cool, cool view, view. There we go, egg, oh! Oh, there we go. It's been here, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Since 7:30. It's Charles. I got my, got my ice latte, ice, ice, latte, ice, latte. It's Charles. - Oh! - Oh! 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