Coffee In the Pool w/ the Island Girls

- You two are bad friends. - You are these two idiots. - Woo. - My dude, you're an Asian dealer. You two are disgusting. - Oh, you two are something. - Bad friends. - What's going on with you today? You feel like you're very Miyagi today. - That's the Sunday. - Teach us Miyagi. - I woke up and it's like, you know, when you have one foot in the past, and one foot in the future, you're pissing on today. I'm living in the moment. - We're gonna do a bunch of Chinese proverb. - I'm gonna do Chinese Proverbs. I'm just saying that I saw a bumper sticker driving over here made me kind of mad. - What did you say? - It said, if you drive, if you get near me, I drive slower. - Oh. - So I went a bumper sticker in my front window and said, well, then I'll crash into you. - You just have to drive in front of them, after you see it. - Yeah, I went to the side of just to see what they look like. - What did they look like? - It's an old white lady. - Ew. - Ooh, Karen, past, stay hydrated. (laughing) - Look up how many babies born in 2026 named Karen, like nine probably. - Yeah. - I think that ruined the name Karen. - Yeah. - Eight off is ruined. - No, no, that one's back. - It's a kid off his back. - What does it say? How many babies named Karen plummeted? The name plummeted. - It plummeted. - It fell out of the top eight hundred. - Pulled pot. - Pull, yeah. - Yeah, pull, yeah. See if pull pot. - Potsy, see if potsy. - Yeah, pull pot. - Zero. - Zero, zero. - Zero. - No way. - I created a name, zero. - What? - Why? - Because he was a bad guy. Give me a name. - Um. - You can't beat, you can't beat zero, dude. - Yes, I can. - That's the, I mean, I'm champ right now. - How many babies? - I'm fucking name champ right now, dude. - How many babies in 2026? - You can't make up a name that's no one's ever had. Like, is that a sign? I'm gonna knock on, knock on. - Is that a sign? Is that a fact, Hitler? - No, no, no, no. Just say a name in the past. - How many people in 2026 were named Genghis Khan? - Genghis. - No, you said pull pot. Genghis does not appear in the top 1000 recorded by baby Nis. - Yeah, but it's still not zero. - Yeah, but pull would be a name that would be a baby. But you said pull pot. - You said Genghis Khan. - Yeah, Genghis Khan. - Okay, okay, all right. - So I'm saying. - All right. - Zero babies named Genghis in 2026. - Well, if I ever baby, that's what it is. - All right, we're tied. Genghis pot. - All right, all right, Genghis pot, and that's it. All right, we're tied. - We're tied. - Well, there's no way to go lower. - Okay. - Yeah, there's no way to go lower. - So I saw obsession last night. - Did I not tell you it was good? - Did you think it was good? - What did I, I called Macon. - Why are you, tell me. - I called Macon. I went and got pizza, I called Macon. - Yeah. - What did I say? - Terrible movie. What did you like about this movie? - What was good about it? - And then he goes, ever the contrarian. - I did say it. - Do you say that? - Ever the contrarian. - Do you say it? - Do you say it? - And I go, what are you doing? - Hold on, sorry man. I might carry, okay, I have to go back in. They just pick my song. - Yeah. - Did you go to the play song "Wilsh" or was it called "The Monkey Bar"? What's it called? - I don't know, but it had a bunch of Egyptian stuff in it, but it wasn't. - It's called "Brass Monkey". - Brass Monkey. Oh yeah, yeah. Well, I was close, there was Monkey in it. - I mean, BC boys, dude. - Yeah, yeah, Brass Monkey. There was one on "Wilsh." - That's "Funky Monkey". - Yeah, and it's a huge. - It's a massive carry. We've been there before. - We've been there before. - How many private rooms, was it like a row of rooms? - It was a lot of private rooms. - Yeah, maybe that was it. - Oh, it was in "Korea Town". - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, I've been to that one. - It was fine. - Downstairs, and then they had the girls that you can bring in. - Why? - Why not? - Dude's own. - That's the question you have to ask yourself. Why not? - Why not? - Yeah, yeah. Why are you asking why always? You always say why not. You know what I mean? - But why is it, what does that do with karaoke? - I don't know, but Koreans, they just do that. - Anybody's allowed it? - Yeah. - No, but you know what they call them, Carlos? - They're like, they're like, they're like a. - Nope. - I was gonna. - What's that, hang out, you're t-aces. - They're not t-aces, dude, it's not Japan. No, here in America. - No, they have, hostess girls. - Hostess girls, that's all, yeah. - How do we not get that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Host, yeah, they're hostess girls. - Yeah, they're friends. - - Yeah, yeah. And then they try to sell you on a, you know, a really expensive bottle of whatever, and they flirt with you, right? - You guys sing together. - You buy the bottle. - And then they just disappear, I don't know, like ninjas. - They're not negations, they're ninjas. - They're apparitions. - After you pay the bill, they're just gone. - Gone. - Why don't you - Yeah, I did not, I unfortunately wasn't a big fan. - Did your wife like it? - No. - You weren't, you didn't like it. - I thought. - It was a good, I'll tell you this, a good premise, a very good premise. We were hanging, they hung the film on the premise, and there was no great twists for me. There wasn't enough where I was like, whoa! I didn't, oh, wow! And then my biggest point that I made down the phone to him was, he breaks it and he says, I want Nikki, whatever her last name is, to love me more than anyone or anything, one of the two things in the world. That didn't justify the behavior. To me, it should have been a clever phrase that would have been gray enough. I wish Nikki Howard was crazy for me. I said that when I walked out. - I was like, your rider's hat on. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wouldn't that have been better? - You got to take it off when you go to a movie. - Would leave without me, something big. - Yeah, something that was like. - Oh, okay. - Yes. - Also, oh, you didn't think she was gonna feed him the cat? - Yeah, she packed him lunch. Saw that coming for fucking 50 miles. - Yeah, and also, when your cat dies, you don't keep it near your house. - Barrier. - No, you call, like when Remy died, when my dog died two or three months ago. - Well, you enshrined him in a throne. He's in your living room. - I know, I understand that, but I had him mummified. - It's lock and key. - Yeah, you take the meat out. (laughing) - You've got to take the meat out. - Yeah, you've got to put him in a funny position with a tuxedo and a hat, you know what I did. But my point, no, I didn't do that. We had somebody take them to a facility and we got his ashes. Like, what the fuck is he doing? Did he bury it in the backyard? - I don't think they showed anything like that. We are doing spoilers, but it's been out at this point for two months, so. - All right, anyway. - No, what I enjoyed was. - You weren't scared at all. - No, dude, I'm a 43 year old man. (laughing) Wasn't scared at all. - Uh-oh, okay. (laughing) - Oh, the girl being like, (humming) - You do that in the studio here. - No, I do that. I know I do that. I know it. - It's not that crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I have ticks. - Yeah, you do. - You don't want to get, you know. - Oh, here's another, I, and I'm gonna offer McCone some money and this is what the deal is. If you want to hear my new thing. - Yeah. - I've been, for some reason, bad friends and other podcasts have been popping up in my algorithm. I'm trying to stay, you know, with, you know, the things I want to watch, which is what Carlos. - Like, people in Africa are doing things. (laughing) - Football clips and people in India doing things. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like, you know, you know, and, but for some reason, comedy is like coming up. - Oh, good. - You're like, when you see your friend doing stand-up, you just, you go fast, right? - I shut my phone off. (laughing) If I see someone I know and like, what's going on? Who's this girl? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Especially a crowd work kind of video. - I'm a fast. - Yeah, I'm out. - But anyway, I really, what's the, I had a book signing yesterday. (laughing) - Oh, I know it's real, but. - It's just such a funny phrase for you to say. 'Cause most people, that book signings, they wrote a book. - He's never laughed that much ever. (laughing) - Yeah, he is. - Oh, okay. Get it out, get it all out, man. - What's the book? Oh, there was a cartoon. - Yeah, it's not a cartoon, man. (laughing) - What is it? - It's a collider, sir. - It's animated. - Yeah, yeah. - So it's a graphic novel. - It's a graphic novel. - It's a cartoon. (laughing) - No, but it's awesome. - All right. - I actually read it, by the way. - I had a book. - I read it. It's in our front room. I read one. - I only have one. - Huh? - I only have one. - Well, it took a series. - It took about five minutes. (laughing) - All right. I think Dr. Stone said it. - I just say I read it. - I read it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not Harry Potter, you know what I mean? - I really enjoyed it. - Yeah. - No, you didn't. And I don't care. - Yes, I did. - I don't care what you think about. - Now you're getting me rolled up, I'm trying to be a zan. - So anyway, book signing. - And so, you know, one guy said, can you write this, now this is a war, Bobbie Lee. And I go, why would you want me to write that? He goes, it's something that you would say. - You say on the show all the time. - Right. And then I go, what are some other things I say, you know what I mean? And then also I'm watching algorithms. And so there's certain isms that I have that drive me crazy that I do. So every time I say an ism now, I'm gonna give him a cone $5. - What's the give me? - I'll give you some of the things that I, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is this that? - Yeah, is this that, the thing is is that. Yeah, yeah. Can I say something? - $5. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's well. $5. - No, we're saying, no, no, we're saying, no, no, no, no. $5. - We're saying what they are now, and then there's gonna be a time when the game begins. - Thousands of bucks. - From now on, yeah, yeah, there's no way I'm giving you 25 bucks right now, all right? So I'm just telling you, let's get the isms out now, and then if I say them, I give him a cone, and we'll add it up through time, and then I'll give him money. - Okay. - All right, so let's write them out. So it's, I think, two yeses is fine. Three yeses? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's three yeses. - It's gotta be three yeses. So if I say yeah, that's fine. I can say two noes. - No, you get one no. - I get, that's not fair. - Dude, this is your ism rule. All right, this is my ism rule, all right. So. You're writing a tamakon, right, but I want to see it on a on the things. Yeah, it's a Can I say something? Can I say which I don't even know that I say that do I say that all the time? Okay, the thing is is that Yeah, right. That's another thing that I say right. What are some other things I say? Well, I don't I've never said whoa dude. Give me the loop Yeah, I've said give me the long time give me the loop. I haven't said that long ago. That kept what your urban bobby Yeah, the whole thing like whenever there's a black person around some octaves change in your voice No, I can't do that because I'm being you know, I'm trying to get to the rhythm and their energy vibe it's a vibe I'm vibing you do have to match. Yeah, you have to vibe. Yeah, that's gotta be if he's in character He can say anything. Are you doing bro? You know, there's some people that you say that to you know, yeah, Mexican Yeah, I didn't say that I did. Yeah, he did. Oh, you did. Yeah. Yeah, it is What I see you know, you mean that's a runny chain game You know what yeah, is that you know what when he's about to get mad you know what but oh, I say that yeah All right, that can't be a thing. Why because you say it. Yeah, yeah, so that's not an ism. I have no restrictions I'm no one came up to me about the isms take take. Um, you know what out war war war Anything about war unless I'm talking about Iran Then we're good. Yeah, they were good, but if I like if I tell somebody we're in a war repeating what Andrew just said Okay, all the time whatever he says you say the word immediately after like give me an example like if he calls something like ugly You would say yeah, that's ugly But that's that's that's ten dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ugly would be ten dollars. No, it's two. Yeah, she'll go Yeah, yeah, that's ugly double. Yes, well then it's two yes is fine because it's three as is the it is true Oh, yes is the rule. Yeah, so are you out of your fucking mind dude? He does say that I don't think that's an ism. It's I mean it's like angrily say it loud. Are you fucking mind? Yeah, and then you fall away You kicked the table all right kicking the table. Yeah, that's five dollars. Kicking the tables five dollars. Okay Okay, that's McCullough might you're now you're being a jerk. Yeah, you're being a jerk breathing Hey, yeah, you're the way you breathe. Yeah, you can't do that. Okay. We can't that's enough No, Elmo laugh has got to get out now get it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have an elbow laugh Sometimes what just in case. Yeah, but I have an Elmo laugh. Yeah, out of it that way, but yeah He brings up. I said yeah, that's why I just know. Yeah, oh fuck five dollars. No, that's not five dollars. Yeah, three Yes, oh, yeah, yeah, and I caught myself got close. Yeah That's it. That's what Run it down. There's no way I could do this There's no way I can do it. All right, we'll try. Well just for today. I'm trying to try it today anyway fine Anyway, it's fine. Anyway, it's fine. Let me just finish what I was trying to say. Oh, well, oh but I'm happy a young filmmaker is Sprouting and it's gonna lead other young filmmakers to make stuff and then we can start getting back to making shit. So maybe it helps I think it proves a point that We can make a movie for under for the amount of money that they use now. There's a weird thing that's happening with that It's like everyone's like 750,000 dollars. It's gonna make over 200 million and you're like I know, but no one got paid I understand so someone makes a lot of money and everyone makes no money And then they'll go but they'll get it on the next one. You're like I know, but some of these people might not get the next one, but that kid will Yeah, but not everybody will I know, but when Jordan did get out They bought him a car. It's the same company plum house. Yeah It on top of the money that he got. I wouldn't want the car. I'd be like I have a car. That's how I got to the shoot I understand but give me the money They did give him the money and as well, but they also gave him a nice car I think they're probably gonna give this good a bonus and my guess was 10 Mill yeah and sign him to like an overall deal with them to make two more films Yeah, but a different movie Texas change on massacre. I think right? Oh, that's gonna be amazing. Yeah, he's good He's talented. Yeah, he's a talented kid. You can just tell by yeah Why did you cover up your communist art tattoo with a sticker or something because I have a new one right here Oh, wow. We didn't see this the arsenal tattooed. You see this? Big gooner Instagram did yeah Instagram did yeah, that's great. And then she retouched like repeated me She retouched my um Comedy store and she retouched the mad part here Was it the same artist that did the original? Yeah, you just only one you use one girl char and she's what are you doing with that star on your wrist? I'm gonna get it removed really? Yeah, I'm getting this removed if you want to rejoin fallout boy I There's elmo laugh. Yeah, there is a 15 bucks. Yeah, there's an elmo laugh. I'm telling you though that good because that was so funny What you just said Let me see your you know that was during the fallout boy era. Yeah, that's why I said it. Let me see the gooner tattoo Gooner for life, dude Good for you Congratulate. Oh, thank you. Oh, we've started we've been here for we've been here for an hour and a half an hour and a half and You guys are late. No. Yeah, you guys are late sit out sit down Guys guys, how are you? Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jules and Esa. Yes, I'm the studio Belated happy birthday, my call But let that be birthday. I went to his party. You didn't go with our last went Yes, you were invited. It's in your tax. He showed it to me. He was really upset. You didn't go in fact McCone when I showed up to this is so funny and pathetic. He's up. Look at he's laughing He knows I walk in I walk in with my wife and our friend and we walk upstairs They're sitting in a circle. Yeah in suits. Yeah, like this no one's talking of course Nine people and I go I'm gonna leave this. This is not a party. It's midsummer. It's midsummer. Yeah, it really is But you changed the vibe when you come I did and we took us outside and it made it so much better. Well, yes His friends are very weird Can I be honest with you right now? Yeah Absolutely. Yeah Friday night when your brothers and his friends came to my Minnesota show some of the weirdest people on plants Yeah, they're and they try to be you know what I loved about your brothers because you gave them a talk Did you not? Yeah, you go try to be more engaging right so they're trying to smile and go thanks pop Right, but I know that it's because you gave them a pep talk so I don't believe what they're saying. Yeah Yeah, they have to believe in it they get scared of the Hollywood of it all. They're not you. I'm not Hollywood Good night yelling good take it down Is that a part of what is that? Yeah, is that you had discloser day? Did you see the movie? Yeah Yeah, what do you think what do you think of the movie? I know, but it is a good or bad Why'd you crop off? Why'd you crop out Steven Spielberg? Dude zoom in, he was next to you. Yeah, look look look. Are you looking for a condominium in Marina Del Rey? So so crazy that is such a it's like a press poster. Yeah And did you purposely expose some of your belly or? Is that a new fashion thing? New to this area come to trivia night at the local pub You're running for like state something state government That's insane girls. How are you? We're good new glasses? No, I'd wear contacts You never wear that I've never seen you in those have you worn these to the show? No, never seen those. Yeah, you wear contacts Yeah, I do what are those just sunglasses? Yeah, let me see put them on. Let's see what you think she's bono Yeah, let me see bono. Let's go bono. Yeah, let's go. Let's go bono Where the streets have no names say that Where the streets have go ahead. Well, where they're from the streets don't have Yeah, so can I tell you this something that happened? Yeah, right and just give me Your best judgment as a There's a couple of things I want to say okay, all right as a compadre. Yeah, there's a patriot. Yeah America first God bless. Yeah Girl say America first real fast. America first. Thank you. Okay. You don't believe it though Yeah, there's no belief system now. Yeah, you can tell So um, I was uh, we were on a little break on our tour So I said to the comedy store and everybody I go you know, I'm picking a week off nice I don't understand up. I want to relax hang out with my girlfriend hang out with the family all right And I had a friend call and say um You said you were going to be performing a couple of months ago on a Saturday night This specific Saturday night, which is the last night. Mm-hmm And I go yeah, but I'm not you know I didn't call in so but my family's in town You know, it's a whole thing that we're coming. Did you tell her you were gonna be there that night a couple of months ago I think she had texted me saying that like are you performing whatever the day it is right so I go oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know Is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck that's $20 that's $20. Yeah, there's some of my isms if I give I say them I have to give them going $5 anyway, so look so you did may have said which we do all the time they go Would you perform on Saturday and like August? You're like I don't know man is June may yeah, probably I guess I have no idea So that's what happened right I understand and so all week this person's like um You know, I go I'm taking a break. You're not and so finally Friday, which is a couple days ago. I say I called the comedy store rose Because is there anyway you can just slot me into the main room at eight mm-hmm And so when you do that what do they do they have to read just call everyone and go somebody gets bumped somebody gets bombed You know there's you know happens and I go reserve a table. They miss his table. They reserved very nice right and then I Was also invited to I'm not gonna drop a name should I don't want to why not cuz I like you I mean people who know I got you know left $5 more dollars That's it close that's close enough all right five more dollars this person invited me Rockstar. Mm-hmm. I can say that. He's freely Close, okay close. Yeah A guy that's in a band. He was like hey, do you you and your girlfriend want to hang out and go watch have dinner out and watch a movie? Mm-hmm, and I said um, I can't Because I have to do this show Saturday night. Mm-hmm Right. I mean no, but you go ahead. What would you have said? Yeah, I'd rather hang out with you. I do right So I said I would think that's not what I go off and that's not what I do Okay, so you did the show for these people. So yeah, so I show up at the comedy store and I go to the cover booth and I go Are my people here or are or main room? They're like they haven't checked in yet, but she'll just started oh? No, I know and then I'm on stage and you can see Mitzie's you see the booth from stage No one's in there. Oh my god. No one's in there What why are you shaking your head? It's crazy. We're in the green sits and said right right yeah and number one also It's like they could have sold those seats. Yeah, they could have for a lot of money and they're very expensive They're very expensive. Those are like nice seats right and then afterwards I go to the cover booth I go yeah, you should they checked in they're not in Mitzie section and they're like I'm telling you no one's check no one had a guest list. Did you text her? No, I didn't text her. I just let it go. I went to dinner with My girlfriend afterwards with the powwow check in with the person. I was so mad. I Was so mad. I couldn't even tax. Okay, time out. Okay What if they tried to go their name wasn't on the list and they were like well We don't want a bother them and they just left does no way that could happen. I'm that definitely can happen I know but they they have my number directly But you didn't text her after she didn't show so maybe she showed up couldn't get in and didn't want to bother you Mike the cover booth goes we promise you no one came up and said we're on Bobby's list After I'm gonna tell you what happened. I'm at dinner She texted so I tell her my show is at eight with her, you know, and she at 9/30 She's like we were at the store. We're sorry our dinner ran late This is why you don't do that right and I go I didn't respond to it good then today what happened She went over came to my house. She just woman came to your home. Yes. She's a dear friend. Oh, I was like What is she came to my home and what why don't you love me? Yeah, yeah, what? She went with four lucky boy burritos Which is what my favorite breakfast burrito. We know. Yeah, and then six fresh eggs From her own chickens farm. Yeah, I don't want those. I don't do four nicks I don't do eggs that aren't free range. No, I got a free range. Yeah. Yeah. Are they free range? No, they're from they're from no You know you've never been there their Northridge range in Northridge. Yeah, dinner backyard. Yeah Her kid was there. Yeah, her kid was there. Yeah, she tried to use that as as a sympathy card. Yeah, yeah, how old is the kid six? That's so mean. It's so me boy a little boy girl. Oh, even work. I love her cuz she's a Happy could you see you? Yeah, yeah, it's good one of those right so what I said was I said You don't want to see her I don't want to see her and I go say that I left my girlfriend in her car So I was just in my room when they were at the house. Awesome, right? So she was in your home. She's hearing this now She's in your home. Yeah, and you never said hi. No way he never came out No, so we had to entertain how how how long was she there? Like 30 minutes. That's not bad. That's not bad I in my mind was like she stayed for yeah, but you have now you have to understand that's a horror movie Yeah, you can't leave your room. Yeah, she's like you know I think I'll sleep over see when he gets back tomorrow. I understand you're trying to get out of your house But now while this is happening I'm sitting in my room on one of my other chairs like this For 30 minutes. Okay, that's not that bad Just lay down and I keep texting is she gone yet? They're like no, she's still here. I'm gonna be doing seat-ups I stopped doing that because you know why I stopped doing that the discouragement. I thought it was a hundred a day, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I started doing it morning. 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They have this 12 piece set It's got it's got pots pans well, let me ask you what else is it like did they have a family size stock pot? You better believe it and every single one of those included in the in the 12 piece set has its own lid So don't go through another stuff. What about the warranties or warranty? Oh my god. It's lifetime. Oh my lord It's like high lander. I could use it. I was high lander. I could use it for the rest of my life Don't go through another summer with cookware that makes every meal harder than it needs to be for a limited time Only our listeners get 10% off your order with our exclusive link Just head to hexclad.com/badfriends support our show and check them out at H-E-X-C-L-A-D dot com forward slash bad friends make sure to let them know we sent you What is going on here? I did a book signing you laugh You know You sang I did a book side. I know, but it's it's somebody on the internet game real. I'm sorry for calling you pippy up front That was wrong. I think that's what it is. I apologize You know what but let me ask you something as my friend who's an author. Thank you very much Stop it. Okay anyway Is anyway is anyway up there? What is anyway anism just a natural transition? It's a natural transition. Yeah, so then you can't put any way up there. No, you can't you can't how am I going to transition then there's no way to transition Only okay during transition So so this woman was there for 30 minutes, and then how did you get did you say? Goodbye, how do you shoot? Yeah, cuz we're really close with her. Oh, okay, you know her well enough It's just family. Well, she's so close that you lied to her and didn't see her while she was at your home I mean must be close friends. Oh cuz I was I would be enraged. You're right. Would you be enraged? I'll tell you something they wouldn't be in my home That's what I'm saying. I would call and go. Hey man. You bailed. They saved that seat That's kind of fucked up, which by the way this happened to me This happened to all of us where people go we're come and we're come my somebody told me one time they go I was like you didn't did you not show up there like we didn't see we were there we left. Oh, they're in different room. They went to the oh I And I was like did you say I'm Andrew Santino's guess cuz they would have gone. He's in there They're like no It's like okay. Well, that's why you I don't know what you want me. I'm specific I'm like main room the show starts at seven. So do I'm up at this time. Yeah Yeah, I mean talk to this person and then they text you and go hey, what time do you go on what times the show start? Yeah, what room is it in yeah, and you're like look up. I point I do the arrow I go look up look at the text fucking two texts ago. I just said all of it or look up at the billboard Yeah, there's a main room thing and an O R thing right and you could just look at her and we were always on the billboard Yeah, so it's like just look at the billboard look at the billboard. Yeah, um, so I'm at dinner at nine thirty. She goes You know, I mean all dinner ran late, right? So what would you do? You would say she was really sorry though. I don't care That is also urban Bob. I would not you're smart to not text to get mad But when they talk to you again, just go no, it's forever dead. Yeah, I would say it's not cool. It's forever dead Well, I go it's not cool forever dead. I want to be forever dead Do you really want to die forever forever? Do you guys know that song? Yeah, what is what shirt is that rocks rocks in music? Oh, it's mine. Oh, that's a cool I was just gonna say yeah, is that a Bobby distressed? Yeah, it's a just as I didn't like the district I think just said that too much so I gave it to her. It was me his failure one I have a lot of new shirts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, every morning. He's on the dining table just scratching all the way He's got it. That's his new hobby. He's Bobby distressed. Yeah Yeah, I like all the coffee things in the pool Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I already said it last time who had to clean out the pool my cool pool guy What did he say he's like I don't know I think he's really worried he was worried. Yeah, it's actually not a good one as your pool black Yeah, coffee grounds are gonna get in the filter system. Yeah, you'll probably buy it. No, it's it's it's um Insta coffee. Oh, it's okay. It's not ground. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. It's only fun. Yeah, yeah So that's another thing because when you take a white shirt and you soak it if anyone wants to distress their shirt, right? Don't give away your secrets Right, you take a whole bottle of hot water. Yeah, you put hot water in a bucket and I take you do want it Are you interested? Yeah, or I feel like you're not. I'm listening. Okay You take Port of the coffee in an instant coffee, right and you let it sit for there for days and then do you scratch it with rocks? San paper San paper, but here's go get some rocks. Nope. Here's what I just found out Hmm, and I found up a trick. Do you want to give this away? I do because it's it's free dollars for everybody good I had a wardrobe for this movie. I'm doing and I asked the wardrobe lady because they know all about distressing Yeah, and I and I'm telling her all these things I'm doing she's like just go to this company. Just do it Oh, yeah So I'm just gonna so what I'm doing but they go they do it in bulk So you need 12 shirts at least you got 12. No, I'm saving. I have like four or five arrived I'm waiting for seven more. I'm gonna bring it in and I'm gonna and then it adds they know holes rock wash And then I'll put paint and I'll do a little bit more distressing But you know you should just throw them in your dryer and then throw some rocks in there. I don't know what it'll do It's you know, let's test. Let's figure it out you put coffee in your pool Brewster's millions or something. Yeah, I like a kid gets a house. He's like, let's put coffee in the pool It's insane. It's insane. Yeah, I want to build a slide on my bedroom window. Yeah, and and I also want a publicly from these two Friends of mine that you know publicly announced that I'm UK So you're you're United Kingdom. No, Unokin the Unokin right? We talked about it. Yeah, you're the Unokin Five but he is using tactics like threats and bribery. Yeah, yeah, he tried to bribe our mom And he got really mad that he didn't well, that is what the Kings would do Kings would bribe Kings are big bribers dude. We we colonize and you know what they are in the kingdom. What I found this out last night They're goop farmers. You know the goop farmer is no, I don't know what a goop farmer. You're looking at two of them. Yeah, it sounds like it sounds racist. It's not Goop farmer. Yeah, and medieval there's one letter away for being racist Goop do medieval times. It's called a goop picker or a goop farmer what they do is Oh, sorry gone. What is it? Oh gone farmer. Yeah, sorry back up back up Back up back up back up. What'd you call them goop yeah, yeah, yeah, no where near but goop sounded funny Yes, but a gong farmer is a what a gong farmer medieval and tutor air labor response for manual removing human waste from city Suspiss and castle privies so when you were in the castle they a video of this They would poop off the side of the castle and like a shoot mm. And then they had to go clean up the poop and wheelbarrow it away They were compensated very well. They said this was a very good job picking up poop was One of the best jobs yet because you have to imagine in a castle right you're pooping out of a hole and just off the side of the wall off The side of a wall probably five stories off the wall must be look at that. Oh, that's yeah, that's it. Oh my god I imagine and there's the once a year. They have to do the canal You know, I mean the canal cleaning out a clean some some like a little Brad Williams. That's And get up there and he would get stuck so they would tie someone his foot and just pull him down. Yeah It's it's a Shawshack redemption kind of a situation gong farming. Got remember when he escaped. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys are gong farmers. Yeah, you're a gong farmer But me me good money. That's a cool job. It's a very good job. You know, you guys aren't good with smells though. I Can't smell okay. Well, then you'd be good at gong farming. Yeah Did you guys go to McCone's birthday? Tristan was there. Why didn't you guys go? I had to babysit and then I got really tired. Why didn't you go? I didn't even know about it Wow, hmm interesting. It was really I didn't really fun. I didn't I didn't get invited as well You know, you know, yeah, yeah, you have to direct to invite me. You can put me in a group chat Direct text message. All right. Let me I'm gonna look it up. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, you should yeah I'm gonna look it up right now because I knew you'd make a thing out of it and then as soon as I went to leave I go what do you need what's going on and McCone goes? Can I have a hundred dollars? Oh, it's this Yeah, it's a part of phone. Oh, okay, so what I want to say this is sometimes you send me videos No, I'd be real. This is like like check out this silly video on like your TikTok He does right? And so then I'll click on it and it's the most uninteresting Thing that you could ever watch so in my mind. I'm like, oh, it's just one of his silly TikTok sure It says McCone is 27 and as I don't even read them if I see a square thing and looks like a video I just I just I just ignore it. You can't part of a Bobby You can't part of it. You got a caught you got right in a text what it is. Yeah, and then send it Part of it. He's never gonna open. I don't know what it is. He doesn't know how to do it I do know how to press a button. He doesn't know how yes, I do do it. I can do it right now Well, then why didn't you do it for his birthday because I thought it was a TikTok video I'm sorry. I'm raising my voice. Yeah, and you're leaving Tuesday and we're gonna miss you. Wait. Where are you going back home? No, yeah, and and so is your mom. Yeah, how long you guys gonna be gone for? Oh, she's gonna be gone for the whole year. Yeah, until Trump's out of office, I guess, huh? Yeah Wait, you're gonna be gone for the rest of the year. Yeah, and then maybe come back next year Yeah, cuz immediately when I get back my school starts Okay, so what I want to ask and I it's not a personal thing, right? But you guys have two younger brothers. Yeah, who I don't know at all Can they come instead? They don't have visa. They don't have visa yet. Okay. Get a Mavisa Bob. I'll get a Mavisa. Yeah Now here's my worry Andrew and if you can't you can help me please because we have I have familiar is living with me Yeah, you know, um, and you are a familiar Um, you call them gonfacate farmers. I call them familiars. I should call them goop farmers on accident But gong is the right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gong sounds more great. So um And gong what's the summary? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gong piece of shit. What should you do on my neighborhood or whatever? Get out of here. Hey fucking gong farmer. Yeah, yeah Anyway, that's a little transition. Yeah, another - Oh he's transitioning. - I'm transitioning. - Okay. (laughing) Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, get another five. - 30. - Yeah. $30. So, my, your mother is my housekeeper, essentially. (laughing) Yeah. She's gonna be gone for three months now. - Yeah, what are you gonna do? - Well, she promises me that this one right here will clean. - Pick up the slack, huh? - Yeah, but she won't. - Yeah, she will. - No, you won't. - I will. - So what I'm asking you is, do you know anybody that can help me? - 100 bucks. - Yeah. - I will, I swear. - No, no, she won't. - You don't, you don't. - I will. - If it's front row Justin Bieber, you will. (laughing) - That's exactly. Yeah, if it's Sabrina Carpenter, you will. All right, clean the house, you will. - I already promised you, I'll clean it. - Yeah, but whatever you've done, it's not good, what's this? - Topless cleaning. - I don't want that, but I turn that off. What are you doing, Carlos? - Carlos. - Carlos, what are you doing? - We got a dream mate. - No, no, Carlos's top. - Who you use, dream mate? - No, I just do it myself. - Yeah, yeah. - How about McCone, McCone can clean your house? He always says he loves cleaning houses. - Are you good at cleaning houses? - I'm pretty good. - Yeah. - For my own, but other people. - For money, he can be good. - If I gave you, let me, let me-- - You don't think McCone's better than me? - Yeah. - Whoa, yeah, because he's scared of me. - Yeah, he is, that's true. - Yeah, you're not. It's like living with a fourth dimensional ghost when everyone's gone. - Yeah, that's so good. - We don't see high. - You're not scared of him. - She doesn't acknowledge me. - Yeah. - No, you go. - Yeah, you go. - No, you don't acknowledge me. It's fine. I don't want to acknowledge you either. - I see. - But what I'm saying. - Before he did the lobby and you're just like, "Ugh." - Yeah, all right. So I never made that noise. (laughing) I've never made that noise before. I'm like, "Ugh." I've never done that. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. So what, I don't want to get angry. I just want to be calm. - It could ease you, baby. - I know, I'm trying to rely on you. - This is why he was like, in Ono. - Slick Backbob, he's Slick Backbob. - Yeah, I betrayed even my girlfriend at Ono. - Yeah. - He's Slick Backbob right now. You're good. Slick Backbob. That's Slick Backbob. There he is. - I need help. (laughing) - 'Cause I live in a house. She's not gonna do it. - She's not. - Yeah. - I have someone that's amazing. - Yeah, so thank you so much for that help. - Yeah. - I would love to be in your way. No, you're done. How about this? - I'll give you a shot. - She has to prove herself. I'm so scared. So you're gonna fold my underwear the way your mom folds them. - Yeah. - Okay. No, you're not. - No fucking will. - No way, you're just gonna throw them in there when they got all crinkly. - I will. I'll call her. I'll ask how she folds it. - Yeah, no, no, no. This is what she does. - Have you never seen them? You've never seen her do it? - No. - No. - So what she does is she'll put clothes in the dryer, right? Then I'll come home, right? And there's a literal pyramid of clothes on top of the dryer. - And those are the clean ones. - Those are the clean ones. - Okay, very nice. - While she's washing other things, right? The pyramid becomes bigger and bigger, right? And then it becomes Giza, the pyramid of Giza. - It is? - Yeah, yeah. And then what happens when you dry clothing, and you don't fold them immediately, tell me what happens. - Rinkles. - Rinkles baby. - Rinkles baby. - Rinkles baby, right? - Building the clothing pyramid of Giza. - Yeah, of Giza, yeah. And so, that's what I don't want, right? - I also, this is not-- - But this is gonna come. - No, she's not. - Fold your clothes. - A 90-year-old lady is gonna come out. - You're gonna outsource it? - Yeah, you're outsourcing. A 90-year-old lady, that's insane. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - She has apps? - Yeah. - She has cleaning apps. - Yeah, she has apps. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, I thought she was like, (laughing) - This doesn't fall. - Yeah. - Clean this room. (laughing) - Room clean. - Clean it. - Yeah. - Hey. You gotta prove yourself somehow. - I will. - You know what you should make or do? - What? - Clean the outside of the house. It needs a good washing, 'cause of all the dirt from the trees and the storms. - I know. - He doesn't even care about the-- - Yes, he does. - I do care. - A hearing smell. - I was like vinegar because of it. - No. - What do you mean by that? - The bottom of the shirt. And there's so much stains everywhere. And it's just his shirt's laying out in the sun and it's like all kinds of colors out there. Even our mom gave up on it. - Yeah. - Oh. - So you don't wave that noise. - Yeah. (laughing) - You made that noise. Yeah, that's another five. - It's like 40 bucks now. - It's 40 bucks now. - You also have repeated me twice. - Yeah. - We're off to, we're cruising. - We're cruising, yeah. - We're doing good. - I'll give you-- - Give me. - I did this another way. I just repeated cruising. - Yeah, another five. - It's amazing. - That's not a thing. - Okay. - You've never repeated a word that I've said. - I don't like to sound like you. (laughing) - Okay. All right, that's fair. - Okay, I'll hear it anyway. - Yeah. - I say it for you. - Yeah, yeah, thank you. - Anyway. - Anyway. - The thing is this. (laughing) - I'm gonna, that's another five. I'm gonna give, I'm gonna, one day. I'm gonna, oh, I'm gonna move a couch. - Okay. - I'm gonna look underneath. See, there's a difference, Andrew, between surface cleaning, and deep cleaning. - Yeah, you gotta get 'em. - Give me the difference. Tell me with some of the difference. - Surface cleaning is when you're just going over just to the eye, what's available. - What's available? - Deep cleaning is what's not available. Under the beds, under the couches, behind the refrigerator, you gotta pull that thing out. You gotta pull that thing out. - Yeah, you do. - Can I deep clean once a week instead of every day? - No, no. - Every day, deep clean. - No, not every day, deep clean. You do clean every day. - Yeah. - Deep clean once a week. - Yeah. - Okay. - Maybe twice if you feel like it. - If I feel like it. - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, and I'm just gonna do that symbol. - That's how you know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're gonna be like, oh, okay. And then you're like, I'm busy. - Well, I got busy. - I got things to do. Yeah, so what's your job? - The baby can clean. - Yeah, the baby. - That baby can clean. - One year's old now. - Yeah. - Once you're one, you can start cleaning. - Can you walk? - Yeah. - The baby. (laughing) - If you've been walking clean. - Maybe he's obsessed with you to Bobby. - The baby's walking around a lot. - Yeah, the baby's saying my name all the time. - Yeah. - How? - Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. - Oh, so it's clear. - Even if he hears me in the phone, he'll yell my name. - We ask him, like, who's your favorite person? He says, Bobby. - We should get him on the show. Can you get on the show? - No, he's too young. - Put him on the show. - Yeah, he'll cry. - He doesn't, he can't conceptualize what this is. All he says is this deep, gross orange. (laughing) - He's talking about me? - No. (laughing) - Yeah. And this color, it would freak him out. - Yeah, too much. - It's too much. - I got it. - You see all these paintings, he would think that he was in another world. - He's in it here. - He's in another world. - Yeah, yeah. - But sad that you're gonna go home, that sucks. I mean, that's good. - So what do you, so since you've been, how long you've been in America? - Four months. What have you been doing? - I've been, - Have you learned anything? - Yeah, what have you been doing? - Like, I've just been walking around. - Why? - Walking, huh? - I've been walking around. - Yeah, I'll drive around. I'll see, I've driven past you before. (laughing) And you don't even acknowledge my presence. - Wait, I do, you don't acknowledge me. - Yeah. - Where are you going? - I'm going to like the coffee shop. - The coffee shop. - The going high game. - You going to Alfred's? - Yeah. - That's the only place you're going. - No, I'm going to. - Give me some other coffee shops in that area. - Like the books in coffee ones? - Oh, the books in coffee, yeah. - Yeah. - Have you ever been to the witches brew or, there's a, there's a, - No, but I just think this is America. Walking, coffee. - Coffee, yeah. - Nothing, really nothing. So you really took advantage of coming to America. - And you'll do stuff like this. I'll go, "Hey, me and my girlfriend "are not going to go to dinner. "You want to come?" She goes, "No." - What do you eat? - Oh, oh, thank you for asking. (laughing) - I'll tell you what they eat. - Like Chipotle every day. - No, I'll tell you what they eat. - What? - Thank you so much for asking. - Okay, you're welcome. Thank you. What they eat is, two weeks ago, I ordered Sunundang. - Oh my gosh. - Okay, which is short rib. It's like in a stew. There's carrots in it. It has, it's like a Vikings lack of meal, right? - It's the best. - It's the best. - Sunundang. - They're Sunundang, right? It's been in my fridge for two, three weeks. - Okay. And the other day, I just see them eating meat. Just like a bone and meat. I'm like, and they're like, "Oh, it's from," and I'm like, "I can order you a new one." - No, no. - Why waste? - That's right, why waste. - You think meat for three weeks of the fridge is fine? - I'm not gonna eat it for them. It's gotta be fine. - I know, but you think that you would you eat meat in your refrigerator that's been there for two or three weeks? - No. - We're not having diarrhea, so it's good. - Yeah. - What do you mean? - Well, it's good. - What do you mean, Carlos? - With diarrhea. - Oh, no. - She's Filipino stomach. It's different. - A better question would be, why is it in there for three weeks? - Yeah. - Throw it away. Why three weeks? - We wanna keep it. - They wanna keep it. - Oh, it's you. - Yeah. - You think it's me? - Keep it in your room on the floor then. - Yeah. - Yeah. - On the room on the floor. If you like it so much. - Yeah, it's a stat with old food. - Yeah. - And then I'll go, "Hey, I'm gonna get postmates." And they're like, "We don't wanna eat it." - Yeah, but that's good. They're not wasting money. They're not paying for it. They're not wasting your money. - I don't care. - You should. - Why? - You should. - What? - I don't wanna give it, I don't wanna give it with you. I know, you did, that's an ism of yours. - Okay, but give me a breath. I'll give Macon $5. - Okay. - Well, so 95 I already gave him $100 the other day. - Yeah, yeah. It's an exhausting breath that you do. - Sorry. - All right. And I'm. - I'm gonna tell you why I'm concerned about your money. I used all the money we've made on bad friends. I gave it to a guy named Bertie made off and it's not good. (laughing) - Warby Parker. - Now listen. - To me, okay. - Listen, here you hear you. - Here you hear you, hey, hey, hey, hey. Your wife's glasses are so dope, Warby Parker. - They're so cool. - So cool. I'm gonna go to Warby Parker. I'm gonna get glasses there. - You can now, because you know what they do. They do prescriptions. - That's what I'm gonna do. - They make cool shades. You can get whatever prescription you are wearing or need put into them. And by the way, the best part is, you can try on the glasses virtually from home on your phone or iPad or whatever. 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I'm more than welcome to. - Yeah. - It's always in there. We got so much shit in there. - A lot of bananas. - Oh, yeah. - Banana bread? Who makes bananas? - No, just bananas. - Banana. - Can you make banana bread? - Mama can make bananas. - Yeah. - Can she for me? Tell her just for me. - Yeah. - 'Cause she has a bakery. - She's still got a crush on me, right? - Yeah. - I love that, and she's leaving me. - What do you mean? - She's going back to the Philippines. - I know, they'll be back. - Maybe I should go with her. - I'll be back. - Yeah, they'll be back. - I leave my life here in Los Angeles for your mom. Be such a great story. - Yeah, but what about our dad? - What about him? - Yeah, what about your dad? - What about him? - I'm sorry. - I'm the new guy in town. - He's the new guy. He's the male version of Pippi Longstocking. Imagine me at a fucking village in the Philippines. - You be king. - They be scared. - Oh yeah, all the girls would. - Let's do it. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's no golf courses. - How many red-headed people do you see in the Philippines? - I've never seen. - Wow. - Wow. - That's me. - Yeah. - With my wife. - That could be. - White guy enjoys holidays. - You and honey. (laughs) - It's gonna tense somewhere. Are there black people in the Philippines? - Yeah. - Yeah, like our native people. (laughs) - What do you mean, your native people? - Do you sing people native to the Philippines? - Yeah, yeah. - So there's a, like a Detroit in the Philippines, okay? - This channel. (laughs) - It's the indigenous people. - Oh, she does look black. - There's negritos. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? - Little black person. - Yeah, well that's for Spanish it would be. - Yeah, that's our native people. - Wait a minute. The name is negrito. - Yes. - Interesting. - Interesting. - Yeah, yeah. - Wikipedia is. - It says, zoom in up top. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You say it then, because you're Spanish. Read the whole thing. He's gotta say it. - Thanks. - Okay. - It takes it off of me, yeah. - The word negrito. (laughs) - Yeah, for your people. - That is the minute of negro. (laughs) - Negro. - Yeah, yeah, very good. Keep going, keep going. - It's used to mean little black person. - Yeah. - Yikes. - So the lot, yeah, Doc Willis is out there, yeah. - So you do have indigenous black people that live in. - The Philippines. - The Philippines. - Are you friends with any of the indigenous people growing up? No, why not? - No, why not? - They live in other islands. - They live in the other islands. Right. - South Central. (laughs) - Southwest. - Southwest, yeah, yeah, yeah. Southeast. - Yeah, Southeast Central. - Southeast Central. - Yeah. Is there, do they have gangs? - Gangles. There's no like, you know what I mean? - It's a good thing. - It's a good thing. - All right. - We do have gangs though. - Okay, what are the gang names in the Philippines? Do you have gang names? - It's. - Flipplop boys. - Flipplop. - Flipplop. - The flipplop boys. (laughs) The flipplop boys. They're up to no good. - Yeah, they're up to no good. The flipplop boys. - Flipplop boys are bad boys. - What are the name of the gangs? - Yeah. - Segras, Segras, partner. - Yeah, yeah. - Spot here. - Yeah, that's insane. As well, no city gets in the country. Oh my God. - Wow. - Bala Nagang. - You know, yeah. - Bala Nag. - Bala Nagang. - I'm a part of the warry warry gang. - What? - I don't know if you know that. - What's Bala Nagang? - Warry warry, it's like a specific. - Warry warry! (laughing) - No, watch it, watch it! (laughing) - We're gonna get in trouble with the warry warry gang. - Yeah. - Warry? - Just a no, warry warry gang. We're just okay. - We're just, you don't wanna fuck with that guy. Is that a warry warry gang member? - I don't know. - Yeah, what? - A Bahalan. - That's a Bahalanah. - No, we like them. We're good with all of them. - Yeah, we're good with all. - So. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) - Did you like that, did I sound close? - Yeah. - Go back, go back to the names. - Go back to the names. - All right, the last one is. - Yeah. - - The Jolante group in the 80s. - Oh, they're gone. - Do you guys have. - Do you have much wrong? - Nothing, I'm listening. (laughing) - Do you know any gang members in the Philippines? - No, but I remember in the village that we used to live. - Yes. - There was this group of guys. And they say, "Oh, we're gang members." So you have to do the. What is it, the. - Let me guess. Let me guess. Let me guess. I didn't, let me guess. - What's the initiation of the gang? - Oh, what's the initiation? You have to. - No, we will go to the forest. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. - Okay. - Okay. - What's going on? - What's going on in the forest? - Is that where the Nicaritos are? - What else? (laughing) - It's not scary. - We go to the Nicaritos forest. - What's going on? - Yeah, what's going on there? - What are you doing in the forest? - Yeah, what are you doing in the forest? - We have like dead frogs and they would. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - We'll eat this. - Oh, you have to eat a dead frog. That is something that bad of an initiation, yeah. - No. - They take a dead frog. - And then after you get a spanking. (laughing) (laughing) - Not tough games. - You're not tough at all. - They spank you? - They spank you. - Have you done it? - No, I said no to the spanking. - Yeah, yeah, you can say no. - You can say no to the game. - Yeah, yeah, I'll eat the frog, no spanking. (laughing) - You can just say no to a gag. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is the pranos? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Tony's like, you're gonna pay us what you owe us. Like I was like, I don't wanna know. Okay, what can we do? - Yeah, what can we do? - So you said, but do you eat the frog? - I just like licked it. - Oh, you licked, is it psychedelic? - No. - It must be psychedelic. - Gross for just like a nasty pot. - How do you eat it? - It is fine, like dead frog. - Oh, it's a dead frog. - Have you done that? - No. - No. - So wait, that's, when you say initiation, that means you'd be in the gang once you did it. So did you get in the gang, then? - Oh, you had to let him spank you to get in the gang. - It's not a real gang. - Yeah, I think it's not. - Oh, it was a fake to gang. - They were like, oh, like we're real, we're like, we're bloods. - There's bloods out there, is that what you're saying? - There's certainly not. - That's what they say. - Yeah, yeah. - They were lying just to spank you. - Yeah. - We had the frog bloods. - Yeah, yeah. active blood gang members in the operating sets in the Philippines. - Well, we're wrong. - Okay. - Yeah, we're learning. - Yeah. - Oh, in Sabu. - In Sabu, wow, the True Brown style. (laughing) - The name of the ABS. - True Brown style. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wow. - True Brown style. - Yeah. - So, have you run into TBS? - And we should say something to the gangs. - Yeah. - The Philippines. - We're, we love you guys. - We're in the middle. - We are big fans. - We're crop cops. - Yeah, we're cropping. - We would do dealings with you. - You let you go. - Yeah. - Probably be careful. - We don't want these guys to get mad at us. - Well, I've been to Sabu many times. You know, I've never run into a TBS. - I haven't been spending years. - You're in the boozy parts of the show. - That's right, girl. Say it, girl. - Wait, wait. - You're never, girl. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Well, he went to Marigandan. - I went to Marigandan, okay. I went for a swim. I went to a swim in Marigandan. - Marigandan? Is that what it's called? - Yeah. - Marigandan, I went, and what did I do in Marigandan? - You recorded the podcast. - No, what about the goat and the feeding of the children? - That's not Marigandan. - What is that? - That's another area. - Oh, but you're not going to give me props for that. - You fed goats to children? - No, no, no. I bought a bunch of spaghetti. - Yes, spaghetti. - Oh, yeah. - What? - Like spaghetti noodles? - Hey, fucking spaghetti. - Oh, there you go. - Yeah, that kind of spaghetti, yeah. And I bought a bunch of spaghetti. And there was also bread and some a little salad. And went to a village, right? Everyone was naked. - Okay. - Oh, I'm going to go buy a product. - You're coming out of the village, you know what I mean? A little bit. There was a goat tied to a, right? - There was a goat tied up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Always. - I just said it again, this is a five. - Yeah. - And I, we had a truck, a van, and I fed the villagers boxes of spaghetti. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And that story's in the memoir was signing today. - That's in the book. (laughing) - Is that the author, Bobby Lee, feeding us spaghetti? - Yeah. - You just gave out. - Well, I want to try this. - Hard spaghetti? - No, it's already cooked. - Yeah. - Cooked spaghetti? - I think you can dry noodles. Like, hey, you have boiling water. - Wait, you got to make your own pasta sauce? - Cooked spaghetti? - You've found this story really bad. Like, he gave meal kits to people. - Yeah, meal kits, yeah. - I wish it was the other way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Just handfuls into a hand? - Yeah, spaghetti? - Spaghetti? - And they seem to be very happy about it. - You did charity. - Yeah, so a little bit. And then I did my talent show out there. Which is fun. - Mm. - Yeah, so I've done some stuff over there. I never ran into any TBS or-- - And you never want to? - You never want to. - We respect and love the TBS. Do you have motorcycle gangs? - No. - Do people have motorcycles out there? - Yeah, it's all motorcycles. - It's all motorcycles. - Motorpads. - No, those are motorcycles. I mean motorcycles. - Yeah, I think so. - What's the difference between a moped and a motorcycle? - A lot of CCs, so much bigger engine. - Well, because of the conflict that we're in right now, I mean, I think Philippines was the hardest hit really in the beginning of this conflict in terms of gas and all that. - So what should we do about it? Can we do something? What are we supposed to do? - There's nothing we can do. - Other than house Filipinos. - Yeah, that's what I do. I do what I can. - You do what you do. - Yeah, yeah, spaghetti and everything. - Spaghetti. - How some spree week old meat. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Black pools. - Black pools. - I do everything I can. - Negrito pool. (laughing) Like, give me what's going on in your lives. Rudy, what are you doing? - Yeah. - Baby saying. - That's all you're doing all the time. That's your full-time job now. - American dream. - Yeah. - You went camping. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Where? - We tried to invite to the lobby, but-- - No, you never invited me. - Did we get a Joshua Tree or something? - Leo Curio. - Leo Curio. - You bought a tent. - That sound like home, huh? - Yeah. - Leo. - When we went camping, like Kachuma. - Oh, I love Lake Kachuma. - And the fucking dog. I was like, oh wow, she can, she's like restricted. She doesn't have to, we don't have to worry about leash or anything. - Why? - 'Cause it's like fenced off. - Oh. - Where we were, and I'm thinking, oh, this is great. She jumps into a, like a briar patch and has burrs all over. I spent like three hours picking out shit out of her fucking foot. - Oh, no. - I felt so bad, dude. - It sucked. And then I was bummed, 'cause we didn't get the tent set up. And I was like, this is, we should just go. - Oh my god, you must have snapped. - I did, I was sucked. I told you about my cousin, Andy and I, what my parents did. - Huh. - Oh, we cool camping, is what my dad said. And my cousin, Andy, you know what I mean? And also Andy's father, my uncle. - Yeah. - And so we set up a tent, right? We went to sleep. And when we woke up, they were not there. - And they, and his dad? - My dad and my uncle were not there. They went to a hotel. - That sounds right. - Yeah, yeah. And they drove back and they would sleep good. They were like, you left us here? - Yeah. - You would do that. - It's camping. (laughing) - You gotta learn, that's it. - I know, but I'm 12. - You gotta survive. - All right, okay, okay. - You gotta survive. - All right. - But let's go back to camping. I will never camp, ever. - Why not though? - I don't like it. - I don't like it. - I like fishing and I like all that other stuff around it. But I don't wanna sleep there. I'll go sleep somewhere else. - Yeah. - Because we have buildings now. (laughing) - Yeah, buildings are great. - Also, the ground is very uncomfortable. I don't care how comfortable you are. - You have a bed though, like a padding thing. - Oh, you guys do glamping. - No. - You don't have padding when you do, when, yeah, you could do like an insert into a sleeping bag, but it's not, that's not much. - We did not do glamping. - No, you did sleeping bag with an insert, so it's more padded, not on a cot. - No. - Yeah, the ground's not that comfortable. - But you didn't sleep well because when you came home, you slept all day, so what happened? - Because I couldn't sleep, because I thought we would just die. (laughing) - That's exactly what I thought. - True, true. - You don't camp. - Did you guys cook? Did you guys do grilling and stuff? - No. - Did you hear scary things outside of the tent? - There was a guy screaming at his wife. - Like a foray man. - All right, what was he saying? What was he saying? - First of all, I wasn't yelling at her. I was talking to her. (laughing) He was screaming at his wife. - Yeah, he was like, you stupid. - Yeah. - Talking dumbass. - Like, what are you doing then? - Yeah. - Whoa. - Now that is scary. - Yeah. - What's gonna happen? - Yeah. - He's screaming at her for in the morning. - Yeah. - Did anybody say shut up? - No. - How far away were the campsites from each other? - Oh, pretty close. - Oh yeah. See, that's not also an act. - That's not camping either. - You gotta be way out. - Well camping. - Yeah, you gotta hike. - You gotta do. - You didn't have like a pepper spray? I didn't have a knife, so. - You have to go. - You didn't have a knife? Strange. You have to do what Ivanka and Jura did. They went to that island. - There's shoes. I went swimming. - Yeah? - They swam to an island. - Right. - Barefoot. - That's right. - They hiked up top of the mountain. - And then they bought it. - They bought it. - All right. - That's a real camping. - That's real camping. - Yeah. - That's what you guys need. - With Albania. - Yeah, that's a real camping. - So what not? - How did you know? - And to build a resort. - Did you build a fire pit? - No. - You didn't build a fire pit. You didn't grill or anything? - There was no light. - What did you do for food? - We brought sandwiches and mustard. - You brought sandwiches and mustard? - Yeah. - What do you mean? What kind of sandwiches? - It was just bread, lettuce, ham, cheese, and mustard. - It's prison food. - Yeah, prison food. I like ham and cheese. - We're making it in the dark. - Yeah. - That sounds like the worst time ever. You didn't just, you didn't have a flashlight? - No. - Our phones. - Our phones. - And then we didn't have data. So at 10 a.m., we were just like, what are we gonna do? - Yeah, exactly. - What, you know? - It's like those cave people. Like they go, what do they, what do they call them? - Spalunky. - Spalunky. - Yeah. - And they get stuck in a crack like this, right? And they get stuck. And they're like, I think I'm gonna die, right? But it's like, you chose to be there. (laughing) - You get this, you spalunky. - You know, I've never been in a cave, stuck in a crack. - Never. - Have you ever been in it? - I'm thinking about it, I don't, I'm-- - What about, well that one do, that movie with his own cot seven hours. - What? - 127. - Yeah, and he had a cut his own arm off. I've just never been in that situation. - Never. - Do you know why? - Yeah. - I don't go out there. - You don't do that. - Yeah. When people are coming back, like, you know what I mean? What happened to your arm? Shark attack. Well, that's never happened to me. - Well, you do go in the ocean. - I know, but Tiger Shark's yes. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But in South Africa now. - In South Africa? - Whatever. - Well, I've been in there. - I don't want to be in a grito. - Shark. (laughing) (laughing) (laughing) - Oh shit. (laughing) - You're fogged up again, huh? - Yeah. - Big fog guy. You know it's a good episode if he's fogging. - Yeah. (laughing) Oh my God. - So no camping anymore. - No more camping. - All right, never again. - Never. - Okay. - I think it's a good idea. - You don't need to camp. - Yeah. - I don't know, you're comfortable where you are. You're living in his house, living a good life. - Yeah. - Oh, I'll tell you what I was gonna see and I'm glad I bailed on Scary Movie. My buddy told me he was like, it didn't do it, which sucks as I fucking loved the first ones. - I can do it, I guess. - But the original was so funny. - The original was funny. - You know why it was a moment in time. - Yeah. - I think it was just a great moment in time. - Oh, wow. - Wow, wow, wow. - Wow, wow, wow. More money, money, money, money, money. - I'll say this, this might be the last time that we see you on the show for a little while. - Probably a year, year and a half. - Yeah, we'll miss you. - Yeah. - And go have fun back at home. You'll be back. - Yeah. - Maybe. We'll see. - It's funny, she's like, I can't wait to go home. Yeah. - You miss the Philippines, I crazy. - Whoa. - And I can't miss my friends, and this is the, and then I-- - I'm different. - She's an attitude to Tito Bobby a lot. - Yeah. - She's what? - She's been doing attitude to you. - Your attitudes, I mean, why, why, though? - No, 'cause like, though. Last time he was like, I wanted a date and he was like, I want to meet this guy, I'm gonna go to his profile, I'm gonna message him, I'm like, what? - And we're gonna miss you. - We are gonna miss you. - And I also believe that you're gonna miss being here. - Yeah. - I don't, I, that part I don't believe. - Yeah, I don't know. - I think you'll be, you'll miss some parts of the states. You'll miss Rudy. - Yeah. - You'll miss. - First to be in the Philippines. - Yeah, she prefers it. Will you want to go back? Yeah, you want to stay here. - Yeah, you're an American. - You are. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But I mean, good luck. - Yeah, good luck. We hope you come back. - We hope you come back. - Yeah. - Yeah. Say thank you for being a bad friend. - Great. (upbeat music) - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Woo. (upbeat music)