CJ's Wedding Surprise, The Hoonicorns Return, & Ryans Reaction To Animals In His House!

Who's gonna be the first seaboy to drive the Hoonicorn? Ken's walking down the aisle and he's limping. I'm like, yeah, only my friend. People were whispering, they're like, what happened to him? Dalton was like, trying to film me in any possible way, so it was. He is the camera guy. Speaking of not knowing what's going on, Ben! How was CJ's wedding? The worst part was when Ben just roasted me. What's up with the two floating heads over here? I see legs and melons. Ben is, uh, he's like granola LARPing. It's not really granola to be like a hunter. This is what people that hunt wear, right? Taking your canoe to the Boundary Waters. He's going to the granola capital, so. Where's the granola capital? Colorado? No, it'd be Oregon. Yeah, Oregon probably has a little more granola. And probably Seattle. I can see where you're coming from, Ryan, but. With your little fancy hiking pants? Yeah, these are my. Treehouse building pants. So. Just your daily drivers. Have you been building? I built a deck today. He put six boards down on a deck, and then we ran out of wood. Well, we ran out of freaking wood. Actually, don't even get me going. So, you guys, the treehouse isn't going very good? No, our treehouse is actually going really good. It's going fucking insane. It's actually going really good. I heard you had, like, a multi-hour shopping spree this afternoon. Yeah, exactly. It's all part of the. Yeah. Procuring supplies. To get literally everything that we need. Procuring supplies. What are you guys? I don't know about that. What the fuck are you guys doing, is my question. We could have been done. Yeah, we could be sleeping in tonight if we needed to. But you guys needed extra time, so everything got pushed back. Kind of pumped the brakes and, you know, had an easy day. Nice. Well, that's good to hear. Lunch beers. We can't do it right now. We just ended up pushing everything back. I mean, you know, we had a set plan, and then the deadline got pushed back. So then it kind of. It did make our plan less ideal. But that's for you guys to find out. I was going to say, I feel like I know even less. I know even less. I know even less than I did before. I actually have no idea what you're even talking about. Speaking of that, not knowing what's going on, Ben, how was CJ's wedding? I heard early in the day that I was going to be the drunkest person at CJ's wedding. You were the night before. Yeah, I was the night before. Well, Ken, that's what happens when you actually stay at your best friend's wedding and enjoy yourself. Yeah, why'd you dip out so early? I left at 11.30. No. 10.45? No, it was 11.30. I think there was a bus at that time, because you weren't on it. Yeah, the first bus, Ken's hopping on it. But if I recall, CJ, sitting on the last podcast, he said, I hope you guys have wicked hangovers on Sunday, because you do it so big. And I went into the night with that plan in mind. Really? Yeah, obviously. I'm the best man at CJ's wedding. What do you think I'm going to do? Not go big? I would assume you would, and you sure did. I was proud of you, dude. I was proud, honestly, of the whole weekend. The whole weekend was just, I mean, it wasn't even my wedding. It was flawless. I think we got everything that could have possibly happened, happened in those three days. I think the most popular thing at CJ's wedding was the cigarette bar. Holy shit. You like that, huh? What a nice feature. And cigars, and cigars. I've seen people smoking cigarettes. I never imagined smoking cigarettes. Yeah, my mom was smoking cigs. She's going to be mad I just said that, but she had one. There was multiple times in the night. There was multiple times in the night where the inside dance area was empty. Everyone was just on the patio smoking cigs. It was so fun. Yeah, so the wedding was a major success, I would say. And honestly, it was going to be a great, amazing wedding before, but then you guys brought it to the next level by obviously gifting me what you gave me. I don't know when this comes out and when we're dropping the wedding stuff, so I don't want to spoil stuff. Yeah, I just really want to talk about fucking Greg. And then obviously the. Stunt and everything, but. Yeah, peak. It was so peak. Can we just talk about it? Should we just talk about it? It was so peak. Because we're not going to talk about it again. I feel like, yeah, share the details. Yeah, on the groom's dinner night, Ken went all out, which I actually really appreciate. He got hammered. He was full on Greg. It was awesome. I don't know how you even showed up the next day. I was thinking you weren't going to make it. Because you just power through. Dude, how did you feel that night? Greg mentality. My leg hurt really bad. Your leg? Yeah. It reminds me. What did you do to your leg? Well, I pulled it during the treehouse competition. So there was no hammer? No, I think I just popped it. Okay, that's good. I'm glad to have that off my shoulders. So you probably were so drunk you were not limping your leg along, so you were extra Yeah, well, you get drunk to the point where you don't feel things, and then it's kind of like. You also don't know what's going on. I was like, hell yeah. Dude, you were just talking straight gibberish at one point. As you do when you get ham-boning. I liked it, okay. I love Greg. There's other people speaking gibberish other nights. Dude, Justin showed up. And he sits down for dinner, and he's got a coffee and a water. I'm like, bro, what are you doing? And he somehow tried to get across the words of, like, I've had enough. He had a whole flask at the golf course. We were not golfing. He actually went into the groom's dinner blacked out, he said. Yeah, we sat next to each other. He said he sobered up. By the end of the night, he was back. Yeah, he was like, there was a dark spot in the middle of the day. That's awesome. Yep, so Ken was drinking martinis. He was having a great time, which I loved and I appreciated, on the night before. And we rented this boat out, and it was sweet, because there was, like, a bar on the inside and a bar up top. We cruised around this really cool lake. The wedding day, we show up to the venue, and I surprised all the guys with their own model plane that flies. Dude, I'm excited to fly that thing. I was literally sitting at home last night, and I was like, should I get up and just go put that thing together? I'm excited. It's so shit. Dude, I'm excited. Dude, I'm so glad that I still have mine. Yeah, I got mine together and was excited to fly it. Didn't really consider the wind conditions, and mine just blew away. Yeah. I had it full throttle into the wind, and it just was going backwards. It was going backwards? It was going backwards until I couldn't see it anymore. Ken had his in the air for 30 seconds before he lost it. But Ken's also not known to be a skilled drone pilot. Wait, you lost it? Lost it? It's on top of a building. It's on top of the roof of the building next door. Well, you should have told me or Shreds or some goofball. It wasn't a building that you could climb. No, it was not a climbable building. It was a federal. That's exactly what someone would say who can't climb a building. Good point. No, good point. I believe you guys. Yeah, what was it? A paper mill or something? No, it was a train station factory. The railroad depot thing. Train depot. Yeah. Retired one, I think. No, the one next door was active. It was next door, though. Oh, it was the active one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, probably actually kind of got there. Yeah, I think that's like federally. Mandated. So then the boys pull me aside, and they then pull me outside, and I'm thinking they're going to punk me. Like, I don't know what's all planned. I figured there was some stuff going on, and they surprised me with a sick ass Chevy C10 1972 on bags. So money, because I've been looking for an old truck for a while, and it actually looked exactly like the one I was going to borrow to pull up in. So I was kind of confused at first, because I thought. That was Jill's, the one that I was borrowing, because hers was orange almost the same year. Like, it looked very similar at first. And I was like, oh, what? And then I realized after like two seconds, I was like, this thing's on bags. Like, this isn't hers. Yep. Yeah, I mean, like, am I missing any details here? We were trying to think of like something that would be cool to get you for a gift, and we had thrown around a couple ideas. I was like, yo, how legendary would it be to get them a Lambo? We really looked, but the market is just dumb right now. And I was like, yeah, can't. Financial crisis. Yeah, can't swing that. You'd notice that wire going out, probably. Ev is still the only guy here getting a Lambo, probably ever. And then, yeah, I was trying to think of like something else that'd be cool. Thought maybe a Rolex, but then I was like, eh. No, the truck's way better, dude. Yeah, it's just not that cool. And then, yeah, old truck. Then we found that one. Ryan drove quite a ways to go and get it. And yeah, the guy that built it, I guess it was just like his baby. One car shows with it, and that's how we were like, yep, all right, that's what we need to know. How many car shows did it win? Yeah, it was. Thing's so sick. I can't wait to, El Camino and that Chevy just going down the road, bro. Dude, how about Spenny's Lowrider and that thing? Oh! And then especially. Lowrider's blown out again, though, isn't it? No, it's just a Lowrider, dude. We threw a Corvette motor in there. That would be fucked. It'd be insane. It actually would be. Yeah. Probably the coolest truck. It would take the value up a little bit. I tell you what we would need to do is put some better brakes on it if we make that thing go any faster. I don't think so. We didn't put. We did put better brakes on the El Camino, and that thing's dialed. No, well, your El Camino is also about 18 years newer, I think, or close to it. Or no, probably, what, 12 years newer than that thing, so. Yeah, 85. A little bit different. I'm no mathematician. 72 to 85. Brakes are good. We didn't increase the horsepower. You just got to get rid of the drum brakes. But yeah, no, that thing is so sick. I wanted to drive it today, but it was raining. You got pretty lucky. I read the crowd, and it didn't seem appropriate, but there was an open back lot, and the keys were in the ignition. There was. And I was like, ah. Should have done it. Oh, on the asphalt? Wow. The venue was pretty specific about no burnouts, weren't they? That was like one of the rules? I think I received that message. I don't think I thought it was myself I shouldn't do it. I think I was told, don't fucking do it. I heard no burnouts on the asphalt, no burnouts on the gravel, but the grass was okay. So then we were really close to. You guys should have ripped it in the grass, man. But I mean, you guys topped that. During the fireworks show, you guys pull out. the flaming heart which is even better than the flaming ring of fire it was a nice touch and shred 80 came through and he jumped through that bitch man i was just the spark there's on the back of the it could not have been any better could not have been any better yeah i hit up our boy hunter howell and uh shout out hunter yeah so hunter puts on like straight up stunt shows he's a guy that was in the uh the one wheel and then he's our buddy that lined up the three mega three-wheeler guy for shred the globe of dads yeah so like anytime there's something gnarly to be done hunter's usually the guy behind it he's literally a stuntman yeah so that's his title so i was like if anybody can help pull this off it's uh it's gonna be hunter so got in contact with him he was like yeah i'm down i'll figure it out i was like i don't know what this looks like i'm assuming you probably don't have a flaming heart on hand so you probably gotta build it and like that night he was sending jack and i videos of like this this heart dude and i was like i just maybe make it a little bigger dude he said like i'm like oh dude thanks for helping out and he's like yeah i was in atlanta this morning holy shit so he was in atlanta did it and then flew back to show up to meet us for gavin's training session which of course gavin was an hour and a half late too i was through oh my gosh working off my hangover from the from the groom's dinner showing up an hour and a half early and waiting on shreds i heard you guys practiced that's what i heard isn't that crazy i can't believe you had gavin practice his two foot tall we really wanted to nail it bro when he was jumping through a flaming heart that i hadn't seen you needed to i was like the last thing i'm trying to do is put together this stunt show that's supposed to be like a gift to you and then gavin shows up and fucking clotheslines himself on a flaming heart i think that's what everyone no that'd be bad that would actually be bad though there's like way higher stakes being that it was on fire it was perfect he wouldn't get hurt if he got clotheslined by a flaming heart he never does i don't know that one seemed a little more aggressive so i was like it was a nice it was a perfect jump for him about two feet tall smooth transition and he looked so good i would say though he got the people going that jump wasn't too tall but it was just steep enough like i hit it like gavin did and that three-wheeler is so blowed out that it actually i went oh shit i hit it very slow like i did it was way smaller than gavin even jumped he went bigger than i did but i went oh no this isn't good one tire's like flat luckily he had an air compressor but yeah it was he was there changing the oil he was like topping his oil he just adds it because it looks so bad it was like checking his tire pressure mike sorry about your new trailer but it is covered in oil which one no he was on a different trailer no yeah but yeah i see that's what it was i go i was using that trailer today and i was like why is there so much oil on this because he had a little yeah that makes so much sense all the way from colorado just yeah that makes sense okay that makes so much sense he loaded in the back of the spinny van yeah he was there he got to meet his new girlfriend and honestly you know he hit that jump perfect man yeah well ev was actually talking about pulling it back he was like i was gonna pull the ramp back wouldn't change a single thing it's benny we weren't plotting anything his demise i think everyone was a little surprised when it went well and then he ran it back and then it went well again i think there was almost seriously guys almost a really sketchy moment you know he got excited yeah he so so hunter's buddy was putting out the fire that i don't know how it started but it started where his landing was he's putting it out and gavin's like lined up he it's dark it's pitch black dude there's a flaming heart between him and the headlight on the three-wheeler he's broken you can't really see where he's coming from and do like he was he turned off at the last second he was about to plow him over so thank god that yeah that would have been actually that would have actually been bad the venue guy would have been like exactly what they were afraid of yeah they were very nervous that something was going to get fucked up and nothing got messed up turns out we got more jammed up for the fireworks than we did yeah dude i guess the fire marshal called the venue and then they were trying to get i was like blame it all on me is what i told jack i said to tell him to blame it all on me and just give the guy my number he can try and call me i'm not gonna answer but it's not his fault it's not the venue's fault it's all me did anybody notice that like four blocks away someone had retaliation fireworks yeah someone else was lighting off the really big boomers like in the middle of it you know it was crazy because it was at nine o'clock yeah it wasn't even late no and they're all and it also went for like two minutes yeah i guess one thing it seemed i think it seemed longer than it went because there was so much that grand finale was so lit i just imagine some dude sitting in his garage drinking beers hearing the fireworks go off and being like fuck yeah he goes out in his driveway and just starts firing his that's hilarious the cops showed up afterwards yeah they're like hey we're just uh coming to check on uh if you guys are doing more fireworks we're like no we're done and he was like okay yeah it's all good just no more yeah he was just like i was just coming to someone had him say something over his speaker to ken i don't remember what it was yeah dalton was trying to get him to put ken in handcuffs actually oh my god that would be funny you want to excite him too much yeah so that was lit we had bobby and drywall at the wedding that was insane you had an ice sculpture of bobby too hand carved ice sculpture of bobby jr with potent cocktails what the dude so sick and then i thought it was gonna be a shot and it was like a full glass you guys were using glasses i used my mouth i just went i used my mouth too but it was like it kept coming i was like oh my god there's more i think that lady kept coming i think they intended it to for it to be like a way to chill the drink yeah but everyone just took it as a shot yeah yeah big wrench took his into his into a glass and uh big wrench's wife grabbed him the glass and would not let him have it until he went down to the cow and she dumped it through seriously yeah dude big wrench's wife they love having a good time yeah awesome dude the cigarette bar was a hit sorry if you guys already yeah no we can talk about it yeah that was a hit that was alex man dude she could be a wedding planner i swear she could all three of your fiance or wives now i have i helped like maybe get the cows there and i got the fireworks and like just a few little her and usually guys geek yeah no cigarette bar i didn't even know about until we got the picture of ken next to his billboard the anti-vaping yeah and we got a cigarette bar that's so funny so did alex got i because i heard toledo trucked in like a carton yeah canadian that's cool i didn't know toledo smoked no she said this was the first time she bought she just brought him dude yeah and then we had the cigars too bunch of cigars my fiance's dad bought so many cigars it was like on half of the 200 people smoking i see you gotta stop you there it's your wife now hey oh yeah my wife yeah my wife yeah i knew i was pretty drunk but i don't remember there being a cigarette bar dead ass i didn't know that that was a thing how where did you think every there was i thought people were i thought toledo was handing them out because toledo kept asking me if i wanted was i was like no i don't smoke i'm good and then i saw everyone there i was like holy shit toledo is there wasn't any there wasn't any lighters so people were just using the candles to light them and they just would smoke them inside yeah there's a lot of tips bro the building's a hundred and something years old 200 years old they definitely when they were building railroad cars or whatever the fuck they used to do that you know that that place was getting smoked probably up until 2000 there was probably cigarettes smoked in there every day and i'm sure it just got cleared out everyone was on the same page though everyone's like it's not crazy we're smoking on the dance people were doing that i mean like 20. if i have any regrets it's maybe just the smoking inside that feel a little bit bad for the venue like don't feel bad bro it was your wedding let it go but they it was fine it was just like a light small cigarette and it was so big in there and yeah i mean it was the place has been the place been smoked in before a hundred way more than that so i just figured it'd be okay okay i have one more funny story about the cigarettes at the end of the night we go to domino's it's like ben myself justin of our wives we went to domino's oh my god no i'm just kidding i remember i have a story on a subway curb yeah the hardest bro dude you gotta send that to me dude that's gonna be my new profile i still don't know the full story i haven't wanted to ask but i'm very excited oh i'll give it to you yeah i was like it's well no no no no it it came back okay i remember this part of the night so we pull up to domino's and then ben's like i want mcdonald's they leave while we order so we're kind of just just and i just like sitting on the curb he goes gosh should have grabbed more cigarettes and then i was like i grabbed two he's like you don't have a lighter though i was like ah no i don't go up to this this couple and in like a ram i go knock on their window i was like sorry you wouldn't happen to have a lighter and he goes ah yeah yeah i do kind of but he was kind of weirded out that we're in suits and i rolled up yeah yeah you guys look like trusting guys maybe yeah and so he hands it to me i go thank you Thank you, I'll be right back, man. four feet from his window i like turn just a little bit throw the opposite end in my mouth like just trying to be like casual quick light the filter justin goes did you just like to filter my guy i go yeah and then i just panic and then hand the lighter back to him then justin couldn't even yeah the guy's just like what the fuck this guy's such an idiot you got dumb and dumber over here i got so embarrassed that i just like yeah i'm like yeah i don't smoke yeah dude i i probably had like seven cigarettes and i was almost in the same boat as ben because i smoked one at the very end of the night right before i hopped on the final ride home and i was just buzzing like crazy maybe i smoked cigarettes i was like literally like about to throw up and then i get off of my finally we get back to the hotel it's like a 20 minute ride and uh hot one i see you guys come walking in with the pizza and i have yeah one one slice of pizza i'm just dialed no you back out of it you go you guys got pizza sick grabs a full box puts it on his arm grabs one piece the rest no hotel floor i'm like ah it's all right it's your night i felt bad about that it was funny well this is how my recollection of the dominoes slash mcdonald's excursion went so we go drop mike and justin off at dominoes and i maybe i said we should go to mcdonald's but i don't know next thing i knew we were at mcdonald's and i was like holy crap we're doing like a tour tour of all the fast food restaurants still open right now everyone you know i'm just like blacking in and out apparently and i'm like okay all right well you guys are in line here i'm gonna go get some fresh air a couple cigarettes yeah they look over i'm ripping more cigarettes so i get out of the car while they're in line and i start just like walking i don't know out to the sidewalk to just go and like be my by myself center yourself and uh yeah hopefully get it back together and i just hear yo is that ben roth oh man and i'm like oh shit i am not in the state of mind to be meeting anyone right now yeah so i just like kind of start like walking the other way i think i was maybe like going towards like the parking lot maybe the parking lot and i'm like oh shit i'm like oh shit they were just like in the parking lot eating i just turn around i start walking the other way like you know they kind of look it up in the air just trying to like i don't know where play it cool and then i just hear like a couple doors open and close and they're like yeah that's definitely him that's definitely him and i'm like oh shit and so i start kind of like speed walking the other way and at this point i like kind of get into like a little light jog and i like i'm like getting around running i'm getting around corners and i dude i don't know if they actually did it's hard to say it's hard to recall perfectly but i could have swore that they just started like jogging after me then i'm like oh shit so i'm like looking for a place to hide i'm like oh shit so i find like a house that's kind of like maybe it was a business i don't even know and i like kind of go around it and then i like kind of get on the other side and i'm like looking to see if the coast is clear and i think i maybe see somebody like on the other side by mcdonald's still and so at this point i like hop on the road and i'm like running down the road and i'm calling gretta and i'm like i'm on the run i'm on the run you gotta come and get me and i was making a full-on break for it at this point so you didn't even talk to these guys no i they were full-on running after you bro you were running as well bro so i make a full-on break for it right i've been like what the fuck because i'm just like start running after you after you start running away well don't meet your heroes yeah right after a wedding i guess i'm just like i'm just like i'm just like i'm just like i guess keep in mind it's a little spotty if that's exactly how it was or if i was just in the state of mind of like stand of like i was just playing it maybe they were just like walking the other way and i was like oh shit they're chasing me but this is what's going through my mind right so i call gretta she's like all right we're just getting through like we're just getting more sauces i'm like oh my god sauce you gotta come and get me well they come they grab me on the road i hop in and i'm like all right where's mike and justin they're like oh they're just getting their pizzas so we go up to domino's and they go a couple more minutes the pizzas are almost done well at this point i hop out again i'm like all right more fresh air and i'm sitting on the curb getting the hardest profile pic of all time right yeah truck pulls up kid hops out and goes hey i was trying to get a photo with ben in the mcdonald's parking lot and mike's like oh yeah let's get a photo and then i just hear him say that so then he was like yeah i was like trying to wave him down he must not have heard me or something and they were very understanding because they go could we grab a photo with you boys i go right now best best we can get right now is just me i'm like actually if we if we split up here um ben nice kid really nice kid bro yeah um so yeah i woke up the next morning and i saw that photo and i and then it started coming back to me i was like oh shit well he got his photo how'd you get so drunk ben well cj i went into the night with one goal and that was to do it big i was just like dude if there's a time it's it's you know my best friend's wedding thank you i can't and dude i haven't bro i haven't thrown up from drinking probably 10 years yeah you painted the side of greta so yeah it was bad yeah let's look at the next photo of mike's photo album it was bad this thing dude dude it was bad let's see it's bad oh my god yeah not proud of it but man enough to say it you know what's done is done how fast were you guys going 100 miles yeah yeah it was that's a shotgun spray yeah it was i guess so at least you got it outside did i hear you broke her window too evan just sent me this video yeah i nicky captured this gem dude i think everyone was just sending him dude we actually did it huge we did it huge i can't go around other people right now i was behind the train depot laying in the nice wet moist grass i just i was overheating i think it was the cigarettes i just was sweating on the dance floor i was like i gotta get out of here and i don't i can't deal with anybody right now i have i have not thrown up in in 10 years from drinking i had to have been ripping those darts yeah that's the only thing because the next morning i was just yeah i was ripping the cigars too i would do it but the next morning i was just like what what did i do last night you're not a cigarette smoker and you smoke that many in such a short amount of time it'll get yeah and also you're drinking like that and all that but dude it was so fun oh it really was it was i never really believed when people would say it would be like the best day of your life but it was it was the best day of my life oh good good so far so far so that was lit it was just it was perfect it could not have been any better even alex like in the morning we were just laying in bed watching the snapchat stories of like our friends of like gavin jumping through the ring and we were just dying oh that had to be so fun seeing everybody he's doing his hot laps tearing up the grass like it's like a pipe dream it was when you wake up after the wedding and then you get to like start recalling everything that happened and your experiences and alex's experiences and then hearing these stories of like everything that happened even after we left fun you know the one thing though the worst part was when ben just roasted me just kidding it wasn't bad it wasn't i did cook i did five too far too far from really it airline comment that one that one really pushed people over maybe they were in the back i was kind of no i think it was alex's co-worker table dude no scott i swear scott was one that said it too oops yeah yeah i think he was one that tossed it you know it was like it was okay so so uh long so my my speech well i went into it you know you did a great job on on your speech for me yours was great too and uh i was just like what is he gonna want he's not gonna want me sitting up there just being sappy the whole time no and so i had to cook that's our relationship me and you that's our relationship it was great and i cooked i thought it was great i did get a bunch of comments afterwards saying how much they loved the speech like a ton of people came up and they were like dude one of the best speeches i've ever heard that was amazing and then most of those people would say yeah that you know the hairline comment the hairline comment a couple people around me thought that was a little too far but i thought it was funny i thought it was funny i thought it was really done i think you did a fantastic job at writing it i i think when you know the people getting married the i could listen to the speeches for literally an hour i really could you know when you don't know them you're like okay it's funny it's funny if it's not you're like whatever yeah it was what i think it was like 12 minutes or 15 minutes or something like that but i don't know i was just i was just like i have so much to say yeah about cj and i have so many stories and i have so many stories about alex and so much to say about alex too i'm really glad you told the uh monster jam i think the way you guys you know like the first date i think is a really good one the monster monster jam time but i had so many tie-ins that i wanted to like kind of work into obviously from like the roast to the stories to you know what cj means to me but why he means so much to me all these different things that i had to say so i was like i don't really care if it's 12 minutes or whatever it ended up being because like i don't know i have a lot to say but that's why i tried to keep making it funny and like not like dragging on which was the hardest part because i had so much and that that was the hardest part is like kind of getting it shorter i think you did a good job with keeping the audience like engaged to it where they weren't getting like it wasn't just drowning out like they had the applause breaks and all the laugh breaks and all that so well thank you ken thank you so yeah it was good but i did feel a little bad afterwards of people like yeah amazing speech hairline comment though yeah who all said that like maybe some of like the girls that don't know you and i's relationship is kind of like what i had been hearing co-workers yeah yeah things like that time yeah or ben's ever pulled a joke like that like it's not like we haven't heard it before you know oh yeah and so like but gavin eland a bald man was like he was like that was my favorite part of the speech and austin eider another bald guy was like dude best speech i've ever heard favorite part of the hairline comment he goes you know a couple people around me who he was talking about like alex's co-workers and he was like a couple people around me said oh that was a little far and as a bald man i think it was perfect i kind of just thought the few people that said something or chirped up a little when you did that it was almost i think they still probably thought it was funny just to know like my brother was one of them that cj was or they were on cj's side you know just you know your brother thought it was too far no no no he didn't think it was too far at all but he he was like yeah i piped up and said too far i didn't hear any of those people do i was kind of blacked out like when like there was just a lot i was just a lot of trying not to cry i had a lot of fun uh doing it though oh i bet like no it's just like so many people you know like dread the speech part of it and like it's like i actually kind of dreaded yours yeah it's until i got it written then i was excited to tell it but then i was nervous because i was like i hope i don't go too far mine was not even close to yours mine was like 10 of what yours was in terms of savagery but i was worried about it yeah i'd say like 50 maybe still a lot less but i was just like excited about it like i don't know that was great cj i couldn't make it through the speech the first time i did it i read it too i read it to mike right towards the end he literally at the end when it got sappy he like couldn't do it i couldn't say it i'm like if you can't do it now though he's definitely not gonna be able to do it but it was something like the nerves and yeah yeah but i am a wedding crier i cried coming down the aisle i know i i had an over under and i thought you'd at least make it to the vows i didn't make it past the curtains i was behind the curtains crying i was actually behind the curtains crying and i was like oh i am so unbelievably cooked dude i'm just like i'm not really a happy crier like that i was just like when i'm happy i'm just happy i'm not crying but like i get that you are a wedding crier but like even my my wedding i was like so happy where like i wasn't crying in happiness moments like that but it's like yeah yeah the canon the like you know wedding canon song that you played oh it was my favorite song yeah i was shedding tears just a moment and your dad came up to me at the reception and was like i don't know how we worded it not like i was his scale if he was doing good or not but he's like i looked out into the crowd and i saw you were wearing your sunglasses so i knew i was doing all right something along those lines yeah yeah he did he did a great job i didn't i actually made it all the way till cj's dad's speech then i cried cj's dad's speech was really good and that was really funny and jeff's a man of few words like he's a good conversationalist but he's not like i don't see him speaking to a crowd he's not like a public speaker but he is he crushed very smart oh yeah for sure so he crushed it yeah he just like hit it was very with it too like it was short but very sweet and i love that that part when he goes you know cj has been through many phases of of mostly awesome things and he's just like and he did go through a skateboarding phase and he was like that one i was worried about because i really thought he was going to lose all of in his ambition mike's like yep that's where mine went yeah i felt that though i felt that line too yeah yeah yeah it's true i think that's what a lot of parents probably thought yeah right they're thinking like oh he's just gonna be hanging out at the skate park smoking all day that's what they would be a lot of them what they'd be doing yeah yeah it was awesome feels good to be married but uh yeah i'm just excited very happy one of my favorite parts was the venue it's like an old railroad same playstation sick northern pacific center in brainard i dude i was doing all the research on it i was looking up when they bought it for how much how many square feet it was he got 130 000 square feet of building that's crazy yeah and i'm like damn dude i wish we had an old building that we could have our shop in that'd be insane because it'd be so sick everything you would do in there would look sick i sat next to big wrench oh i bet at the vows the first part yeah and he's looking around and he's just like man we need a building like this right i go yeah it might take us six months to fill and you'll still be tripping over shit oh but we feel things insane dude dude i wonder what kind of like heating and cooling bill a building like that has that old's got to have like some leaks and stuff right you're constantly fixing little things i don't think they have it open in the winter you probably gotta skip the cool there was one spot we were taking pictures at like there was a good hand size hole in the wall oh really inside it was really nice so they had a great it's a great spot i would highly recommend it i was in contact with them going into it about like the whole shred 80 stunt and then they were texting me when mark pulled your truck out to surprise you and they go what's up with this orange truck in the back by the building we said no burnouts and no donuts on the asphalt like what's this truck doing and i was like i i actually don't know if it could if it tried wow i'm surprised they would think that it's the same motor as my el camino actually like they're very your very first motor in the el camino yeah correct so that's where 350 chevy with a cam and a carb dude how baller is the el camino with the hellcat gonna be bobbing down the street with the c10 and the corvette motor proper set of wheels oh it's gonna be suspensions all it needs ben gonna be insane and a band-aid on the box i think i'm gonna sticker bomb it like tomorrow why don't you just send it to uh won't you just send to cletus so that's my biggest fear i was actually talking to ken about this today is they'll drive the hell out of what no i want a streetable car i'm worried if cletus gets his hands on it it might become uh nine second eight second drag car which is absolutely not what i want i want to be able to you know ben hops in his porsche cj hops in his c10 ryan in his corvette ken in his electric whatever the fuck but no but i want to be able to drive it like i don't i don't we have we don't have a drag racer i i yeah i i don't want you know when you send it down once you do a drag build then you tune it down there now it doesn't even run up here and so i'm a little nervous i'm like i i really want you know i just want to drive it and enjoy it i just want to drive it and enjoy it the worst part is you you'll try to convey that to cletus and he's just like oh don't worry brother oh we'll get it we'll we'll have it running just under 10 like that supra i think you probably could drive that supra anywhere but some of the there's just different levels to it i'm like it's fine like you know i can have two sets of tires we hit the strip and this and that but i just don't want it too unrealistic like i want to enjoy it and drive it your el camino does not need to be any faster no yeah that's what i mean no just just just a cool 950 yeah i'll put some new i'll pull you a cam and a hot tune some new proper wheels and tires and you're gonna be dialed but he does want more power maybe brakes you know brakes i'm just saying not i'm not talking like race gas and well that's only i don't want 14 1500 horsepower but a pulley a cam and a hot tune we can get a little bit extra out of it but yeah back to the suspension wheels all right yeah yeah back to the cinnamon yeah yeah i'd maybe start by like torquing your wheels down i had nothing to do with that it was the fucking wheel spacers because you guys got shitty wheels never mind it's always the wheels with you wheels there's no offset to the wheels they're not wheels for that car you guys had we bought the spacers on it that's your style it's not my style okay that's what you wanted is not what i don't have a whole lot of options there bro you know how hard it is to shop for you it's probably not that hard it's extremely difficult to shop for you and spenny your guys's taste and vehicles and wheels it's just inconvenient okay it's not just going down to the store and picking up whatever they have i don't know if i've said this on here or not because i i've been telling this to my friends but like i hated the el camino wheels obviously because they look ridiculous it's an awesome car when were you gonna say wheels are so bad but now that it actually rips and for some reason that thing holds a straight line better than it should for how it's it really does i actually don't hate it oh hey to like because everyone's gonna look at and be like this guy is the biggest and then i'm actually gonna blow your doors off so like now it's kind of cool because it actually has something to back it up but that stock 350 that couldn't turn the wheels was like god damn it that is true because like you would never put that on after having 750 but now that you have it and clearly 750 will snap ebay wheel spacers yeah i mean i don't I don't know if you're supposed to run wheel spacers in general on anything. you're not really supposed to and definitely not over like 200 horsepower yeah so although i was really intrigued this is like learn something new so jake has his mustang wide-bodied right and when he's in he did one a drift competition you have to run 265s right well a wide-bodied mustang like to fill that out you're gonna have like an 11 and a half inch rear rim with like a 325 on it at least so he's got arp wheel spacers and they are the real deal he's like you know because he's running like 850 horse i was just intrigued i was like damn so they actually have wheel spacers that are meant to handle hell rpms so they're not all bad i fell off a ladder today did you actually actually i didn't fall off of it the ladder fell and i fell with it oh on the deck bro yes did you have he was on the ground the ladder made a noise and mike was on the ground before i could even move what happened so i had the ladder butted up underneath the deck i was like trying to brace it and i had the ladder butted up it's just stupid like i didn't have it butted up well enough and i crawl and it slips just a little bit so so it falls and then my leg got caught in the ladder and i just land on my ass everyone's like did you just fall off a ladder and i did it was hilarious right when spenny pulled up i go hey spenny he goes hey and then climbs up two rungs and just eats but i got my leg caught in the rungs we'll see if your foreman has uh good workman's comp yeah you didn't have a buddy holding your ladder i didn't i didn't and that's what spenny's dad always says it he said don't go up a ladder if you don't have a buddy hold really did glenny fall off a ladder or something no he's a safety guy he's just really safe when it comes to ladder works for osha so i'm glad i got that off knocked off the list so we should be good on ladder hopefully yeah that's the only fault it was a two feet in front of ryan too i was standing holy shit i was standing right there and like you want to help but i was already on the ground you were but you're already but yeah it's hard to help when you're laughing so hard did you have your hard hat on i did he did actually and your vest so my leg hurt but my head kind of like hit the rocks but i had the helmet on dude i get what the and it's been great helmet is a big help on the job site of just like oh how is it i swear it gets in the way more it's like a seat belt it's literally saved me from so many bonks and ryan's got bonked two times twice on site really without his helmet on one time but you're fine yeah what the heck oh my gosh oh my gosh can we pull that video up yeah i don't think we the ladder wwe fight if we show it is it kind of gonna it's so tough right now like we're so ahead i think you could show just the wwe fight not explain i wasn't what i wanted that ladder i wasn't letting go of it i was like oh my god i'm not gonna do that i'm not gonna do that right you weren't jesus i thought for sure i could take it it i mean honestly i we all were watching thinking ken got the worst of it i think ryan did ryan definitely did but the kick looked more savage yeah the the ladder to the head was an accident the kick was fully intentional yeah that was that was payback the stomp was intentional that was some wwe shit where they like put the guy's arm in the ladder and stomp on it yeah i did try to adjust my kick to not kick up by your body so i like i didn't have the greatest like mobility so i was like okay i just gotta get on the ground well that's every day when you wake up so i was like okay i'm gonna get on the ground and then i'm just gonna like not let go of this thing at all you were you were fighting from the ground ken he was doing anything he could it was impressive ladder it was impressive i was impressed what i thought when i saw that it's like it hasn't happened in a while thank goodness probably but like when me and dalton go because it's like starts so fun but then at some point someone kind of needs to like someone kind of wants to win or whatever and it just escalates to the point where it's like oh fuck yeah they really want this ladder like i knew you guys weren't trying to hurt each other but you're like no one's giving up right now and they're yeah no it was impressive i felt bad i i brought some beers over later in the day and he texted me right away and said are you sorry which was very nice of him i don't know i don't know if you're in the wrong there ken actually i hit his head that is yeah on accident though he didn't try and hit you yeah but he didn't try that's what he said he apologized he said i'm sorry i hit you in the head with the ladder that wasn't what i was trying to do and but you curb stomped him and right with the ladder wrong purpose i also apologize i said yep i'm sorry that was too far dude i'm just bummed that i feel like i missed a story in a moment will you sell big that we'll actually probably talk about for a long time that was one hour of chaos that it will hopefully never happens again like i don't know if we're ever going to like once that clip is live on the internet like i can already see the meme of it in the tiktok comments over i was just i was thinking that when i watched the clip back it just my brain like turned it into a somebody like a tiktok clip that somebody just randomly clipped and then it gets like 70 000 likes we're both wearing high viz we're all dressed up on the site you know like a classic blue collar fight right here that's in the video and then somebody has it on tiktok in like 30 seconds did you guys see ken and ryan's fight i just saw a tiktok that that was kind of blowing up of like ken just riding four-wheeler yeah huge yeah people were loving ken they just clipped a bunch of you riding the four-wheeler i don't have tiktok so thank you for the update how does that feel ken feels great good should and everybody in the comments too everyone's like yo like you're not og like everybody knows ken's the og og been right it's actually kind of fun to see the screenshots of a tiktok video on the seaboy's facebook hold on say that one more time i don't i don't know if i'm following he's like so og i don't go on tiktok just facebook i don't know if i'm following he's like i'm so og i don't go on tiktok say it again say it again no like the screenshots of a tiktok on the facebook seaboy's imagine how much more fun you'd have watching the video on tiktok yeah but i don't want i don't want my that those chinese little fingerprints all over me what he doesn't ken aren't you trying to marry a mail order bride someone say chinese fingerprints are you actually no oh i don't know where you what the fuck are you all i know is i was stoked to see ken with his knee on the seat his foot on the brake it was impressive he was doing some wheelie it was awesome great form it was awesome yeah actually the quadding in that video was so awesome there was no comments about the fucking horse in my living room it wasn't even everyone's favorite part of the video normally like a back end bit like that will take over people's perception of the video but they were so stoked about the rest of it nobody even really said anything about the horse in my house man right you really got schwanked on that deal i know we put in the best you actually didn't realize when we tore your house apart and then set it back up i actually was whining about it to cj about how uncomfortable my bed was because i don't think it wasn't hooked up correctly there might have been something wrong and because now we love it and maybe we just got used to it but i think there was something that wasn't hooked up right and we're like god this thing sucks kept going flat and i think that was when in between the time you guys took it apart and then the time okay it probably would have been yeah but now it's good dude you need a electrical engineer degree to set that thing up there's like a million different wires you got to plug in one there's like six on each side you got to plug in that's 12 but there's a lot of little wires inside of a wire okay micah i at least i'm going through it if it makes you feeling better there's still there is there is people people acknowledge it but yeah i would say it's like 55 45 i don't think 55 quad i don't think the camera did it justice just how it did it i don't think it did it justice just how it did it how big that horse was it was a big horse it was a stallion yeah it was yeah ryan how was that how's your house it's good now that there's only one animal living in it does it pet does it have any um permanent any lingering residuals smells no it so because a horse is is uh yeah when a horse is like shitting and pissing like it's yeah gallons yeah gallons and buckets so it's a lot of fluid big animal big bathroom breaks yeah who knows how many times can use the bathroom in there yeah cj actually blew it out i did i didn't blow it out but i definitely used it and i made good use of it you guys did help me clean and then i cleaned again and then again and then again yeah because i was not like it wasn't like the thing is for me i'm pretty used to my stuff getting messed with because like we share basically everything right like i walk out to drive my car one night in my car somewhere else and i'm just like oh okay i gotta get a ride to my car that when dalton took you yeah when dalton took my car hey can i take your car to the farm take it to fargo took it to fargo texted me he goes hey how do i charge this and i go should i have enough battery to make it to the farm you don't need to charge he goes oh i'm in fargo and i was like oh okay well but like it's really alondra's space and so that's what i was like i felt bad that it was like her her stuff being messed with she 100 percent gets the program you know like she knows it was she knew it was coming yeah she didn't know it was going to be a horse yeah and a bunch of ducks and chickens but she knew it and a goat and a donkey and a donkey that's her space the goat that's her area but that is like that's what i mean like that's her like everything that's where she's not used to having herself messed with so i just really wanted to do my part and make sure it was clean so it was and then yeah yeah the cleanest it's ever been that night yeah either way you have to like the times i've had it happen to me which were times light compared to that you definitely got it way worse than i've got it or ken's got it um but those times just speaking from experience you clean it and you feel like it's clean but then you go back and you're like oh like the walls right here are still like there's like dust from the haze and you start wiping those and then you're like actually now i'm looking at it there's still some like dust and hay over here and then you're like getting it in the corners and you get a little little whiff of something that yeah and then you're kind of like still smelling you're like what the frick is that yeah no i i like even when you guys just put bobby in my house i legit probably had i don't know six hours of cleaning cleaning maybe more and the the surprising thing when i've talked with other people about this is the horse was you know probably the messiest but it was really the chickens and the ducks that pissed me off the most not cool animals and they're flying in they kicking up dust and they were just they were this little side bit yeah to the big horse and they were like the most yeah i'm not gonna say damaging but they smelled the worst they kicked the dust up yes so the goats are outside obviously the whole time and dude that freaking goat was fast yeah we were running all over the neighborhood i literally thought this thing was gonna run into the street and just get hit by a car i thought it was gone i thought it was gonna just live with the deer yeah i was like it might just be a neighborhood it was so fast we were running around and i actually was the one who caught it it wasn't on camera though everyone's chasing it and he comes at me dude it was like i was a fucking corner making a stop on a running yeah you really just fucking boom wrapped it up i mean it knocked me over a little bit because i had to get low you know so i was a little bit off and just wrapped him up and then we grabbed that motherfucker stuck him in the fence but he was still so wild we ended up just putting him back in the trailer because really like he was running into your windows and shit yeah he was all pissed off by my windows yeah and bobby and drywall ate the shit out of your plants drywall were the best fucking animals there by far they were the best behaved they were just chilling like they showed up in a trailer you we just walked them right to the thing let them in they cruised around like they were they're straight up the best as long as they got uh grass best pets ever they really are they saw your plants and they were like oh i got that tall grass i got that tall grass it was like a salad bar they ate they ate like four of them though while we were just trying to get fence from like oh because we were trying to keep them out of it and so we were like grabbing fence from other places and while we were grabbing the fence they were just munching if it makes you fall i i apologize for that ryan but if it makes you feel any better like it's gonna die pretty soon oh yeah no the plants the plants will grow back we should maybe just let them keep going then well we i didn't want to like have them i don't know get a bellyache or something but yeah no it was fine you got to cut those things down anyway in the fall but yeah it was it was funny if it makes you feeling better they they've thoroughly enjoyed it it's good as long as bobby and drywall had fun yeah they're happy really enjoyed it yeah so luckily ryan now you don't have to worry about any more animals in your house there is a little bit of you know i don't know if you're going to have any more animals in your house but i'm going to have weight off my shoulders now i'm like all right i got bit hopefully i'm good for a little bit now ben when you get a new house or build a house you're really in for it i shouldn't even say this but we got to put a first person get a pool this guy we're putting a fucking shark in that thing it's hard with the salt and you actually can't they need salt water sharks in captivity like die right away yeah ken's already looked into this there's plenty of other options though ryan how about yeah i feel like a shark in a pool that's like a sweet thing anyways like it's got to be dirty yeah like you know what it's like like what do you want just like if someone just puts shit outside of your house you're like oh okay that's that's not bad at all you know yeah yeah i mean really i didn't care about the petting zoo outside it was kind of nice you were at first probably like when you walked around like oh i was i was like hell yeah this is awesome perfect yeah and then and then we went inside and then it then it all changed that's when reality hit when reality set in i went oh yeah my friends we might just be done with the whole animals you know maybe it's over ropper jaw drop it did dude i felt bad i felt like i didn't have any words to say but i was i was truly speechless so lots take you you just really can't explain the feeling of seeing a horse in your living room when you're coming home after a long sunday morning of working you're just excited to lay down watch the vikes win and then there's a horse in your living room i thought you didn't like the vikings no i do like the vikings yeah they're still winning it's been kind of a hot topic around here i know that's what i've been hearing it's the only thing that i've been hearing it's the only thing that i've been hearing it's the only thing we've been able to talk about all day me and the vikings that you don't actually like the vikings we talked about this last week that i'm just a realistic fan i don't get fanatical about it here we go exactly what we said here we go he's no real fan carpenters we this is literally what we're talking about today we're working hard no about you not even liking the vikings the second like they're they're losing or they lose a game you're just next team i don't even like watching other teams that's crazy we have a strict policy on the job site only talking measurements and what you can do to be more productive yeah no extracurricular talking no sports no nothing well i'm glad i gave you guys something to talk about that's good long i did you guys get a chuckle you laugh at me today no i mean it wasn't really a laughing matter because we're pretty passionate vikings fans and we just feel like you want them to lose i don't i i have my one instagram story i post every week what am i gonna do if i can't post that how am i supposed to get content well i i need to find one of those to post when they lose i just i i found that one a picture of you smiling maybe the vikings invite us all out except for ryan they're like he's not on the list oh my god oh he's actually banned from us bank now so dude we are four and oh right now actually five and oh that's insane bro five and oh vikings might be six no by the time this comes out will be will be well let's not get ahead of ourselves and let's see here we go unless ryan has anything he can do to help it ryan's like in the crowd he's got like a laser pointer he's like shining in the qb's eyes literally wouldn't even affect our team as long as we don't shine in will's eyes he's the only guy who's doing anything out there you guys see mcdonald's monopoly is back no no it's it's like i happen to notice of course yeah i mean it's like a big thing they they promoted a lot whatever it is actually kind of fun because you get the little piece on your cup their grand prize is a jeep wagoneer bro i just don't know how they're grand mcdonald's but how can we have away like a bugatti you guys have seen the conspiracy behind it's not a conspiracy what's straight up fraud yeah what do you mean we got arrested for it like all this like everybody that won ever for the first however many years that was going on in the years that was going on not everybody ever but the majority they were all related they're all tied in yeah dude i don't understand why mcdonald's would do that 40 grand is nothing to him what's the jeep wagoneer cost no probably 100 100 grand that is literally that's what i'm saying bro mcdonald's there's a whole documentary on this like pepsi gave away a jet in the 90s no they didn't try to that was that was like a joke in the marketing they didn't try to and then they ended up buying that guy out yeah well yeah well they had it anyone would actually win yeah they had it as a joke and enough of them that then he technically could get the jet but like as a joke on the commercial they had like all these things you could i think it was a lot you collect the pop caps for and if you got that then you could get prizes and the final prize was like a whatever jet and it was just like at the end of the commercial more so for shock value and it was probably clear to most people like that's sarcasm but they didn't have any fine writing or whatever and uh this guy made it his mission to get the jet and he got the jet and he got the jet and he got the jet and he got to collect him and he got him and then he was like hey like i want the jet and then they're like no we're not title of the documentary where's my jet we're not giving you we're not giving you the jet and then they got into this lawsuit and i think they end up just buying him out no i don't think he got shit he certainly didn't get something yeah maybe he got something but he certainly did not get the jet or the value of the jet yeah because it's valued at like hundreds of millions or whatever like 20 million yeah 20 million dollar fighter jet or like the guy who got tattooed on his forehead is that real yeah i mean i watched like the radio station crud they're like doing this like we'll give the whoever gets crud tat crud tattooed on their forehead will give you 100 grand and then he did it and he did it huge huge and like the block sure that wasn't ai it seemed like ai to me when i saw it maybe i gotta redo my my thing they have a million dollar prize but they're and they're not giving away yeah okay that's more like i was gonna say if they're just giving away a jeep wagon here that's lame as yeah they kept like that's what they're pushing that was their marketing yeah the marketing is pushing you can win a 2027 jeep grand chair cherokee not even a grand cherokee cherokee it's like us with our last giveaway being like you trailer you can win this trailer that's what i'm saying though dude i mean even still we're also giving away 15 trips to universal orlando get that shit for free same with the carnival cruise vacation so many other youtubers give away crazier shit like mr beast do you guys ever see that shark tank so like the Mr. Beast is on Shark Tank and like, you know, they're there like, I'm asking for a hundred thousand for, you know, 20% stake in the company, whatever. And like, these people are like nickel and diamond, this guy, like all the sharks. And then Mr. Beast just pipes out. He's like, yeah, I'll just give you the money. I don't want anything in return. Just gives the guy the money. I think I saw the first clip when he did that and their faces were priceless. He's like, I am, I'm interested in giving you the 50,000, but all I'm asking for is 0% of your company. And they're all like, gee. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, I just like the idea. Bro, what are we doing here? Get this guy out of here. He's going to ruin the show. Yeah. This is a hundred percent real? From my understanding. I was worried because I saw it like clipped and I was like, is this AI or is this real? No, I think it was real. Mr. Beast posted it. It was honestly pretty smart. Or is it when they cut up him to make it seem like they're talking shit on the kids? Have you ever seen that one? It's like, I'm real. I'm pitching my baseball card deck. And they're like, oh my God. How many units have you even sold? Yeah. Shark Tank. How many seasons are they on? That's a great show. I think 17. Replicatable. Dude, it's just like Mike's Junk Tank. Maybe we've got to run that back. Do you need any more junk, Mike? Always. You should have some more space by now. When's the last time you bought any junk? What's the last thing you bought? Big truck. Got a trailer. Crew tractor. Tray trailer. Ryan did say it just in passing. The other day, he's like, Mike, you were early to that meme. Remember when I brought it up? You were. You played it here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you guys were like, oh, that's pretty funny. And I kind of felt weird when I showed it to you guys. Because I was like, I don't know. I just thought it was this interesting. We didn't think it was that funny. We were like, eh. Yeah, it's kind of funny. Can we watch it real quick? Yeah, we should watch it. You were. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mike. Shit was so funny. We got to watch the better version of it, though. Okay. Is that the one with you? Pretty crazy of you to bring that up, actually. Because I was thinking that. Mr. Beast, Kevin O'Leary offered $50,000 for 20%. Mr. Beast said he'd give him $50,000 for 0% because he liked his positive attitude. Got permission? Yeah, oh. Written permission from Trey Taylor. Trey Taylor? Crew tractor. Oh, crew tractor. Yeah. Who told you you could fish here? I thought it was state property. State? Yeah. This? Yeah. State? It ain't. It's the road, dude. This ain't no state property. This is private property. Icon. Iconic, dude. That's classic. We should go fishing there. Just see what happens. Someone found it on Google Maps. This is a pretty good one. Oh, yeah. That reminds me. I never noticed Ken limping all weekend until he was coming down the aisle. I know. Ken's walking down the aisle, and he's limping. People were whispering. They're like, what happened to him? What happened to him? I heard allegations that at one point you were being filmed, not limping, and then when you realized you were being filmed, you started limping. I haven't seen the footage, but it was an allegation. It was an allegation. Dalton was trying to film me in any possible way. He's the camera guy. I kind of get a little creepy sometimes. I'd be in the bathroom, and he was just trying to open the door. Was he? You were in the bathroom he was trying to get you? It was a little creepy. That was Greg night. He did get a little bit fired up at the groom's dinner. When Dalton was across the room, and the camera goes up, and Greg goes, you don't put that camera down. I'm leaving. And Dalton looks around, and he's like, am I not supposed to keep filming? Isn't that what I'm literally here for? And he's kind of confused. And then Ken goes, all right, that's it. He leaves. Well, I saw the clips that he was getting at me, and I was like, it's just me drinking. It was like, we got the shot. We just kept going for more and more and more. No, you kept going for more and more martinis. That's true, Ken. And he was just in between. I don't know how you like martinis, Ken. Because they're fine. They're good. It's just straight vodka. You started with, they're fine. If they're dirty enough, they're good. Yeah, they're dirty. They're not just vodka. When you say dirty, that's because you just put two olives in it. No, you put olive juice. Yeah, I don't know. It's still not that good. Good times. Good times. CJ got his wedding gift from Ken. Yeah, thank you, Ken. Actually, the wedding gift I personally got for you is delayed. Oh, really? It might just end up being a Christmas gift. Dude, Evan actually got me a wedding gift. He gave it to me right before this podcast. What'd you get? Skateboard? Yeah. That's sick. Well, complete. I need to put it together, which is going to be awesome. Yeah, that was the different. I don't know. I got Mike a deck with a hot dog on it, and that was a little after the wedding. So it was a late gift. And then Ben's, I had all assembled, because I figured he would have no interest in putting it together. I truly appreciate that. I think CJ is actually going to enjoy putting this together. I will. But Nikki had asked me. Like, oh, we got to get him a gift where I got it covered, and she didn't ask into it. And then right before the wedding, she's like, did you get something on the registry or what's going on? I'm like, no, I got him a skateboard. I'm like, wrapping it up in McGolden boxes. She's like, we are not bringing this to the wedding. She wouldn't let me bring the gift. You could have totally brought that. I don't know. It looked great, I thought. Thank you. But either way, yeah, I gave it to him today in the parking lot instead of at the venue. I mean, you put paper over it. It's not like it was just Golden Boxes. Yeah, it was wrapped pretty nice. It was pretty nice, honestly. Dude, I don't know why I just thought of this, but a lot of CJ's high school buddies were at the wedding, too. And so CJ has a high school buddy named Logan, but his nickname's Slug. That's what he only calls him Slug. You two got along pretty well, huh? Yeah, oh, yeah. And we're on the dance floor. It's super loud. And you're dancing. Alex is dancing. And you go, oh, Slug, my wife, Alex, Slug. I'm like, what a time to introduce him. That's all you said, too. You go, Slug, my wife. I don't know. I just thought that was awesome. That was awesome. Bro, I just thought about this now, but I don't know if the power went out or whatever happened with the DJ. Yeah, the thing quit. And we started singing Nickelback. Me and Spenny started that. I got goosebumps when everybody joined in. And then the power came back on, and he kept going. And then it cut out again. And then we just started it over again. That was lit. That was lit. How about the pile of sleeves at the end of the night? Everyone cut their sleeves off. It was lit, bro. So fun. Dude, except I lost my white suit. I still don't know where that is. So I had a suit I was supposed to, like a different jacket I was supposed to switch into at like halfway through the reception when Alex switched into her party short dress. And I just was having so much fun, I totally forgot to do that. And whoever grabbed all the stuff out of our room would have grabbed it, I would have thought. But yeah, I just have this nice white. Jacket that I don't even have anymore. Hey, that makes me feel better because you kept asking about the white jacket. I go, gosh, I was seeing that I was sober and I didn't even see him in a white jacket. No, it would have cleared everything out of there. It would be still in that bag. Everything ended up in Mark's trailer where the truck was. Yeah, I don't know. It's not there. I checked at the farm, but it is what it is. It's just a bunch of freaking RC airplanes laying around now. Yeah, I'm excited to get mine built. Yeah, I actually didn't even get one for myself. Unfortunately, I figured. Eight of them was already a lot, so then I wanted to get everyone the same thing. I felt like the guns, I wasn't sure if everyone should have a gun. Yeah, I thought the exact same thing. There were certain people I wanted to have a gun, and then there was others. So I thought, I think they should buy their own gun. Yeah, you do not want us playing in a room. A little desk pop, couch pop. Yeah, you don't need to pop it off in the house every now and then. Yeah, there's certain people where that's maybe not a good idea. How about my new thermal scope, though? The videos you sent look crazy. Yeah. What the heck? I want to get some coyotes on the land because the neighbor was telling me that apparently they've been seeing some coyotes around the farm. And they were like, "Hey, I was just letting you know because you have Bobby and Drywall." I don't know if they try to gang up on them or not. I think Drywall is big enough where he would maybe be able to chase them away. If there's a pack of coyotes, they could take down probably anything. Cheddar's like the perfect target for them. Right. And then we also have. I'm worried. I don't want to spoil too much. Do they know about Chedd? Yeah, we talked about Chedd. Oh, they do. Yeah. And then little Cheddar. If I could come in with some fresh sliders and just blame it on the coyotes? No. Don't even do that, Ev. That's fucked up. I don't think you'd get much out of them. Just a couple of burgers. Why the fuck would you even say that? That's almost as far as Ben's hairline joke. Yeah, no. So anyway, I was excited to do that. Now that the wedding's done, I'm trying to go bow hunting, too, and get a deer. I think you and I should do that, Ben. Let's do it. We should just go on the. Yeah, if you could do it before I hit one with my car, that'd be great. Have you shot a deer before, CJ? No. Just hit them with my cars. Multiple cars. To people that haven't went deer hunting and stuff before, I do enjoy when they realize that the actual work begins after you get a deer. Yeah. That's why I need someone who knows exactly what they're doing. I have an idea. I need someone who has done this to show me the way. For sure. Walk you through it. Yeah. And even sometimes. Dude, my dad would gut the deer for the first four years of me hunting, and then he's like, "Deer up." And I was like, "Oh, shoot." I think I know how to do it, so luckily there's YouTube tutorials. Not rocket science. No. You just have to. You don't want to nick a couple things. No, yeah. It gets ugly, but. But you have to be willing to go in on it, which I know you are. Yeah. It makes a difference, too, having a good knife. Yes, it does. It makes a huge difference. We know CJ's gonna have that. You're good there. Nothing more dangerous than a dull knife. Yeah, actually. Check this one out. Lifewide open. We just got three new ones on the site, seaboystv.com. I actually think this orange one is my favorite. Yeah, that's sick. It's just like perfect weight, perfect size, sharp. I mean, all of them are sharp. Oh, this one actually doesn't have a trigger, but you can still just, you know. It's an expert knife in terms of snapping it. Dude, I had so many things that I wanted to talk about in my speech about the different phases that you've gone through. You did say it during our gun phase when we started that field on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was just one of many ones that I wanted to go and do, but. Had a lot of phases. The knife phase. That was a crazy phase. What do you mean? It's still not a phase. It's just a lifestyle, bro. I got one on me right now. Still actively in that phase. But the snaps have definitely gone down. Yeah. I'm not snapping as much as I used to. I used to be probably like 100 snaps a day. Now I'm at like 50. It was kind of funny today Justin came out with three boxes, you know, we're all working hard on our treehouse. He comes out with three boxes of knives. He goes, hey, I want you fellas to try these things out. You know, make sure that, you know, they're rippers. CJ grabs all of them and throws them in his truck. I'll test these one by one at home. Were they like the new utility knives or are they just regular? No, one of them I was going to give to Red River Scott. He wanted one and then the other one was for me. And then I left one out there for one out there for the boys. Dude, speaking of trucks, CJ, you're so lucky that we couldn't get Lambo doors for your C10. That'd be just a shame on that C10, dude. That'd be a shame on a classic C10. But think about how funny it would have been. It would have been insane. Would have been baller, would have been baller for sure. I don't know if I, how, like the air suspension is so sick, but also I think if we put a Corvette motor in there, it might be too floaty, might have to want power. You can torsion it up properly. You, you can do it. See, I didn't, I wouldn't blame you. I was thinking a vehicle like that's probably not going to be your daily driver. Yeah. It looks cooler. And it looks cooler on bags, parking it. Yeah, dude. I'm so excited about that though. Like seriously, I cannot say thank you enough guys. Well, you could thank you. Thank you again, dude. I was just like, I can't believe that's mine. I can't believe I have that thing. And, uh, also it's just like, I'm just like taking a step back and looking at my car collection. I'm pretty proud of it. It's really sick. When we, when we found that one, it was like, it wasn't even a debate. It was like, it was like, oh, sick. That's the one. Yeah, dude. When I was just driving it around in between the ceremony and the reception, cause we were doing that little thing you do when you cruise around. Dude, I was getting so many thumbs up, but I was also like kind of nervous driving it more so driving it just because I'm like, I don't want someone to like hit us in between the reception and that would've been pretty, yeah, that would suck. Yeah. I mean, like you don't want that thing in an accident cause it's gonna be. It's hard to fix. You can't fix it. We were tweaking before you got in there to drive off. And it, cause we were like, oh my gosh. Yeah. Weird that it wasn't going to start. Yeah, it's pretty good. If, if it doesn't right away, he's pumped the gas twice and then crank it again. What the guy said, I'll send you the carbonators carbonator. You have a good classic car. So what you're saying, CJ is you wouldn't want the box smashed in on your classic Chevy. Fuck no understandable. I think the only thing I'd want next to add to my final piece of the collection would be either an R eight or a Huracan. And then it's like, I literally have accomplished everything. It's a pretty well-rounded collection at that point. That's an insane collection, you know, and maybe like a Subaru WRX STI. Which one's your favorite of all my cars. Yeah. Well, my Ford Raptor, of course, I was wondering if that got taken down. Yeah. I figured you put the Evo at the top. I love the Evo, but like in terms of best overall is the Ford Raptor R dude. It's the fastest one in my collection, which is sad cause it's a pickup and you can haul stuff. You can bring the car. You can bring the family rides. Amazing. You can go off road, the only downside, the only, the only down, it can do drift. It can jump is the most well-rounded vehicle by far. The only downside to it is it has these stupid ass Lambo doors and they squeak like a mother. I think the squeak is really the problem. Notice it's shutting them. They've gotten worse and worse over time. They don't shut right now. And big wrench is too busy working on everyone else's stuff. Well, he, if I asked him, he would definitely do it, but I don't want to pull him away from like working on a Seaboys TV video or like a project that is for YouTube because that is way more important than my personal wants. So I don't want to ask him. And I honestly don't know how to fucking adjust them. I'm looking at it. I don't know what doesn't make any sense. That shit does not line up the worst part. The worst part too, is if you listen, so like you try turning on the speakers to drown out that squeaking since they're not sealed it. Like. It just sounds like a, like a really old car and you have two biggest subs in it. Like everything's just shaking in the door. You might just have to go to headphones. Yeah, I honestly, it's not even that it's just like closing the door so many times and it like hits on the ways around it. Like it hits the paint, like it's taking a little bit of paint off. Did you see your new father-in-law's reaction when, uh, I went and picked him up and he found out that your doors went up? What do you think? Oh, he couldn't believe it. Yeah, he couldn't believe it. He just goes, I mean. I mean, as you can imagine, he just looks at me and just goes, the fuck is wrong with this guy? Wayne, I love that guy. He was like, does he think this is cool? Oh yeah, I know Ben went, oh yeah, I was like, yeah, what do you think it's a little late to stop the wedding, Wayne? How lucky am I to have Wayne as a father-in-law? I love that guy so much. Yeah. Like everyone just loves that guy. He's just funny. He's just funny, dude. And he's just like, so cool. And I don't know. Yeah, I love that guy. He is, he is, uh, one of a kind, one of a kind. Fits in good with our crew. He did. Him and grandpa Ron were hitting it off too, which naturally, so I mean, everyone. How about on the, uh, groom's dinner night on the boat, when I rang the bell, got everyone's attention, I said, Hey, everyone, Wayne, Wayne would like to say something and he's sitting there, he's sitting there in front of everyone. It's just like this. I'm like, what? And then what did he say? I'm like, say what you were going to say, Wayne, say what you're going to say. And he's like, buddy, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And I go, what you were telling me that you wanted, wanted me to get everyone's attention for. And then he just pulls out. I wanted everyone to know that Ben thinks I got a nice ass or something like that. I got a cute ass. What the fuck? I don't know. It was just funny. Ken, how happy were you to find out that it wasn't an ice statue of you? Oh, I was, I was. I was so happy. Did you think that it was going to be until that door opened? You never truly know what is back there, dude. I mean, that would have been like, I feel like that would have been so legendary, but peak inappropriate. That would have been a little too aggressive. I feel like, I think that the taste wouldn't have quite been nearly as good as Bobby. I think it would have been a little messed up coming out of the ice sculpture I had coming was of him. It would be as you can imagine how it would have, it would be hilarious if that would have been real, but it would have been extremely inappropriate. Could you imagine if where we were getting like the drink poured out of was your, yeah, I know it would have been extremely inappropriate. How would you have felt? Does it feel weird having a naked sculpture in my front lawn that people stop at regularly and take pictures and fondle the balls of, I think it's like strangers. I don't think of it because I don't have strangers walking up to my door. But if that was in front of my house, I feel like everyone would think I'm such a narcissist. I don't think I could do it. No, but Ken, the fact that it's out in front of CJ's house and you got to see his stories of random people coming up and they like, how does that like genuinely, how does that make you feel? Very weird. Okay. That's very weird that that thing even exists. And I feel like we got to get one for all the boys. I'd love that. I can make mine. I'll, I'll get mine. Yeah, me too. I'll design it. Put them all in CJ's yard. Yeah. Yeah, dude, dude. It'd be a full on sculpture park then, CJ. One of my high school friend's dad though, he was talking to me, he was asking, oh, where do you live? And I told him the road I live on. He goes, oh, so where are you relative to the guy that has the naked statue in his front lawn? Oh my God. That was his basis? Yes. And I go, oh, that's my house. He goes, what? That's your house? He goes, what the? So I told the story. It was hilarious. It's a landmark though. Yeah. I mean. What else we got Mike here? Evan just airdropped me a video. I forgot that, uh, right after we did our four wheeler, uh, shreds came into town and it's like, man, we should go do some wheelies out in the parking lot. Okay. And I'm like, man, classic Ben's little Mojave is the perfect rig to do a few wheelies on. He's never not looped something out. Oh my gosh. It's like, he didn't even try to stop it though. He kind of leans it. Well, at least he tried. At least he tried. Is it snowing? Yeah. And then we'll totally, it'll be better. Oh no, not the plastics. No, not the plastics. They're broken. They're broken. That's my fricking pride and joy. Dude, the amount of DMs I've gotten for people wanting to buy that quad. Seriously? None of the other quads they cared about. The Mojave. The Mojave. The Mojave. The Mojave. The Mojave. The Mojave. Oh my God. The Mojave. about the mojave little aiden's been making cash offers on that yeah shout out aiden he just broke his arm yesterday no what happened oh he ran his four-wheeler into a stump world's smartest fourth grader fucking four-wheelers been saying they're dangerous that is hairline fracture no big deal no surgery no nothing just a little cast so what was he doing him and another buddy they're both on 90s 90 cc four-wheelers we should go about 30 we're playing tag in a 40 acre field which basically resulted to them going wide open the entire time they're playing this game classic he drove out of the field uh and hit a stump damn that's all the rules i guess for the lesson of like it's like riding a snowmobile in the ditch like you know you don't know what's under there yeah you go through long grass look before you leap so you know he's okay it's fine and uh lesson learned don't go wide open into long grass where you don't know what's under there in there fuck that sucks oh well be careful over there dude yeah so people want the mojave yeah they do i don't know if i can split this when spenny bounced on his head yeah that was horrible i can't even watch it back that was such a gnarly four-wheelers are not to be played with i think most people actually no they definitely are you just gotta be a little more you should hit a double double double with it yeah i don't think i can split ways with the mojave though and i don't think we should yeah you it's too good i don't know yeah i enjoyed that thing just pop it back in the barn and how about the wolverine the one that bit spenny i have no emotional connection to that we saw that in fact i hate it let's crush it oh that's good good i might be able to get it for a bargain i was at the airport the other day they had toilet paper that was like the scott brand like they have paper towels and stuff okay how weird and it says scott all over the toilet paper how weird would that be if your name was scott like actually just wipe my ass with you yeah yeah you like you're like you know pulling it out and it just says scott all over it and you're just like like would that not be really weird how weird if it was like your like face like you had like toilet paper two ways of thinking about it like or honestly if my name was scott i'd be stoked okay if i showed up to the airport and there was toilet paper that said evan on it i'd be like fuck yeah right at home they knew i was coming i don't think this is a negative it's a positive it's true yeah there's two ways to look at it i guess i love that i could see us making like custom toilet paper for cboys tv.com well yeah big ken's big rolls yes oh it's like it's like a mega roll holy shit i'm texting justin right now we're sourcing yeah you get like a custom yeah for sure doesn't apply yeah you are not putting a finger through this 12 ply you'd like a knife to to tear it yeah ken what kind of toilet paper do you run uh charming ultra something from amazon i don't know premium premium so ken are you usually utilizing your bidet every time yeah really every time you run that absolutely of necessity or pleasure dude i actually never use mine i got it just because you talk so highly of it and yeah you think of them every time it's gordon no i haven't built up the uh courage i don't have much experience with a bidet but uh i assume you guys have the heated bidets yep yeah i don't turn it on though oh you just run it cold well it's like otherwise it's just hot all the time and then because the one i ran at the hibachi restaurant or what i turned it on heat but that first like 10 feet of pipe was ice cold and then it got to the heat but i'd be like man if this was in my house ice cold you know you might have to put that uh heat tape around the line to keep it fresh i love how many times evans talked about his hibachi restaurant one time in wisconsin the only time i've ever used one one and done well not i shouldn't say i'm not done because i haven't got access to another one and i feel bad using gans it's kind of crazy that the one place that you've had access to it is a hibachi restaurant that is like doesn't that seem random dude shout out hibachi restaurant in appleton wisconsin go there if you want your ass cleaned hell of a shout out right there speaking of shout outs uh shout out everyone who bought life wide open gear we gave some good responses on it and like we couldn't be more stoked for that especially the overalls which like i was most excited about and of course the goggles but like all of it but the overalls are just like different cool there's only like a couple other brands doing them so yeah i love seeing all the people posting on instagram like doing unboxings with them so sick around tiktok it's sick as well as the cletus collab shirts we're getting those out the door and that was that was just a hit everything we did with cletus was so fun major success yeah so we're gonna run that back but yeah the gear dude so feels so good to finally have that worked on that for the public dude it's just sick being able to like go through a big box of stuff and it's all our stuff because yeah we've gotten a lot of boxes of gear and cool goodies over the years but this time it's ours and like being able to like hand pick every single kit that you want yeah and it's all branded and it's all so legit i don't know it's just like surreal when we're doing it i was like damn mike this is crazy isn't it really is yeah i mean because we yeah getting like the boxes from 509 over the years and we're getting like the boxes from 509 over the years and we're that was like christmas and this was like 10 times that because it was our own stuff and none of it goes with my purple barney boots or evans come a long way since screen printing t-shirts in your parents uh utility room yeah it's insane actually almost everywhere you go you can see someone in a shirt yeah it's like no greater honor i feel like like that's like the ultimate compliment somebody somebody wanting to wear your brand it's cool when it like connects people when so-and-so is wearing their seaboy shirt on vacation and see another person in a seaboy shirt and they might end up you know turning into buddies or having a conversation just because they're wearing the shirt out that's funny but i hear a lot of the same stories of people meeting people because yeah it's cool whatever they're both wearing life wide open and then yeah that's awesome i always hear that and i always wonder like for example yesterday my sister-in-law was telling me that barrett my nephew who's three was wearing a life wide open at whatever thing he was at and then like the teacher was like oh are you like a seaboy's fan and like julia my sister-in-law was like oh yeah that's barrett's uncle and she was apparently just like no way like couldn't believe it like thought that was so cool but i wonder like how many people say that to like other kids whether it's like adults or just like kids to kids of like hey seaboy's fan you know it's like you have you immediately have something in common that you like or you guys are both uh fans of and clearly have similar interests in one way or another so that's pretty cool to think just like i guess the community that it's created outside of us i think just the products too man it's just become such quality high level products and uh love the designs love the garments that the shirts are on like very proud people are repeat buying like our repeat buyer is extremely high because that shows it's obviously a good product if you're buying another shirt you know not a one-off gimmicky it's not like you got it and then just like ah yeah it just wasn't very good quality it's like you want another one because it's your favorite shirt but in that like i hope people realize and like appreciate that there's so much less money in that on the side of like us selling that because we spend so much money on the actual garment and the product and the details and all the different prints and just like just trying to elevate the branding experience and like the bags that it comes in or the boxes that it comes in like it's all custom and it's all premium and like in doing so we just make so much less money than somebody that were to just like slap a print on like the cheapest garment that you could and uh you know ship it out the door without any kind of branding or anything that kind of makes it like feel special so obviously that's just like something that we like really take pride in is like trying to elevate the experience from getting the box in in the quality of the of whatever it is we're selling i don't know if it's like still like this way but for sure back in the day like a lot of youtuber merch was just like the cheapest shirt like shit print like it just wasn't good but they were still selling for like the same price as us or maybe just a little bit cheaper so i put one on every day and i'm like right like it well it's 99 of my closet but like i would prefer to wear like i don't have any other shirts that i wear like a t-shirt i never buy any shirts yeah no i don't why would i yeah just wear these yep and so it's been cool to be able to like kind of build out so many different lines yeah lines of it boards behind you now we got moto goggles moto gear we got like awesome pants like those weekender pants they just look freaking dope the boots yeah the muck boots man i don't know just so many different products custom hats brett turcott blew up the 250 what yeah i saw that thing too but he's been ripping it granted he was at the track ripping he had so many kids coming up to him because they're like this is the bike they should be like you're the guy and it was no big deal blue needs a new piston oh yeah that's just another day with two stroke build it back better what's it cost to rebuild a two-stroke nowadays i'm still probably a g oh really no i was gonna say i thought it was a way cheaper you did it yourself for pissing you get top end kit 200 250 bucks if the cylinder's taken out 300 extra dollars they had to get a new one and they had to get a new one and they had to head out a couple hundred more dollars you do a lot for a thousand yeah it depends how catastrophically you cook two strokes are pretty cheap yeah just to from what i remember i love seeing like all the different like gifts that we've given out over the years like out in the wild and being used for different things i know and like turkey filming the videos with uh with the bike is is really cool i love that it's like the gift that keeps on giving i was thinking that i was like whoever gets my truck i want to like you know make sure to save their number call them up yeah well like the uh the lamborghini huracan winner dude tim might be the best i know uh one of the best winners we've had just because he's documented it so well yeah and he's gotta have a hundred thousand miles on that used it so well yeah yeah he uses it so much i bet he's got like 65 75 000 a couple different renditions of drives the shit out of it it looks so cool man he was in vegas with it during sema like what a great time to take that car out i love seeing those and i'm surprised that i don't see it more i guess with like other other ones like the winner from last christmas of like the uh white gmc and the white denali yeah that guy i used to always see his tiktoks and stuff too and then i think he sold them yeah i think it's just more so not everybody's making content right you know like that like tim was already making videos prior to that like with other different things so like it was kind of his thing but if you're not like a dude who posts and makes content you're probably not just a good set of wheels you're not just gonna all of a sudden start doing it yeah just a good ride it reminds me speaking of sema robbie texted me this weekend said i just got the best news we got a feature vehicle spot for the hoonicorn through holly performance locked in for sema so the hoonicorn is going to be at sema oh that's great news so that is great news beginning of november yeah in november so if anybody i think you can get into sema on friday like the public can and otherwise just go to your buddy's tent shop and get a fake job and get in but anyway it's gonna be so sick it's gonna be so sick it's gonna be there yeah at the holly booth wow that's insane robbie has his deadline yeah now because before it was crunching yeah you know we'll see obviously if we can get into semo we'll get it done by then classic sema crunch yep no he's locked in now he said they're hustling on it so ben sorry about your hunting trip but uh you're going to vegas now i guess so what your we're going to hunt in november too oh it's deer opener yeah i was planning on it as well but hoonicorn yeah oh lord we haven't been in a while so here's a big question who's gonna be the first seaboy to drive the hoonicorn oh i just really don't want to do it i feel like maybe i have to being that i was the last one to drive it but uh i don't want to i don't want to i do not want to you're a better driver now though yeah you are and you're smarter and that car is a lot safer now you're way better which i know we've talked about this it's not like we're gonna get in and go ben hit the drift track we're definitely not gonna tell you to get in and hit the drift track what if you you know you gotta conquer the corner you're definitely gonna have to hit the corner yeah bro i you have to we'll sweep the loose gravel off it before you hit it yeah yeah i don't know i've been thinking about this you know it's kind of coming down to it but it's hard to say kind of what it's going to be like around here at the time of the year you know that's in a month yeah we might have to get you a sim so you can practice i'm just wondering you know what the conditions are going to be like if we might have to go somewhere else is what i'm wondering uh got it we might but you never know with super el nino it's true that's what the people are saying this year no snow and warm there's been no snow for the last five years i feel like who fucking knows what they've been saying like last year was like oh we're supposed to get snow this year and then we didn't get any so you might get all winter to do we'll dial that in now that we have a deadline yeah we didn't really know when it was gonna be done so i mean it's gonna be huge it's like you know no other vehicle has kind of had this lore to it no kidding and had this much work put into it so we gotta give it give it the attention that it deserves yeah ken blocks charity the 43i institute wants to be involved as well which is cool yeah that is because they could look at it like all these guys are just like trying to rip off really but they're they're they're interested in it they're pretty they're they're excited about the story that's so cool i'm imagining it pulling up to the real one and it's like the spider-man meme looking at each other pointing at each other what's the proper way to say it like we shouldn't call it a replica we should tribute a tribute yeah the greatest ken block tribute unicorn out there yep yeah that'd be really cool to get them involved and maybe the original i just want to see the original yeah i was like even if they don't if they're like listen we don't want to rip the original like i just want to see i don't blame them yeah the two cars next together yeah especially now that we know the family and micah yeah yeah that's true you guys went and did the uh ride along yeah so i thought it was cool yeah right yeah yeah yeah ryan you were talking to him about it yeah i talked to them about how because people comment on his tiktoks all the time and say you copied the c boys yeah because my kids don't know kids don't fucking know wow that's insane yeah it's actually pretty crazy ryan like apologize yeah i was like dude i just i like i see that and i'm like hey i'm sorry because i realized like what that car means to you right he's like no it's all it's all good i understand yeah that's the thing though it's like when people are like only ogs know ken rode four-wheeler but there's been it's like if you're a new kid watching this and you're 12 years old yeah yeah you wouldn't have seen a lot of that stuff you don't know and it's kind of the same thing this would have been before they were alive so they don't know they're just like that's that's what they know it from yeah which is crazy you know and they get to watch jim connor for the first time yeah lucky little bastards yeah i saw a tiktok the other day it was like for real what are we gonna do when the c boys retire and the top comment was just go back and watch every video again from the start that'll be enough for a couple years of like a couple more years which is true it would be what is there 550 videos at this point a ton like how long would that take you well especially now that longer you know it used to be like two a week at 15 minutes now they're what is the total hour can you see that stat yeah i'm sure chad will know we have 2.3 billion views 309 hours of footage 618 videos oh that's probably including oh um so by 24 13 days straight 13 days oh that's it wow but if you watch two hours a day if you watch two hours a day so two videos a day it would take you 155 if you watched one a day call it yeah over 300 a day yeah watch a video a day for a year which one because we ain't quitting yet we'll get we'll get you for sure one solid year of vids i've heard of like i don't know who does this challenge i've just heard of it nobody i know but like you sit down and watch like every lord of the rings or like all the harry potters but if anyone watches that straight through 13 days well think about this shit i guess this kind of puts it in perspective like if you put in 12 hour shifts every single day it would still take you 26 days what about an eight hour work day how many days would you have to go to work 40 days 40 days already you take pto from work just to catch up on seaboys vids i say that all the time when people are like oh i just found you i'm like man you got like such a good backlog to watch yeah good stuff boys that's not even including the pod that's 240 episodes they're all over an hour well i think that's a wrap boys subscribe if you're new here we drop podcasts every tuesday and uh congrats to cj on getting married thank you all right we'll see you guys next week peace