Chudmaxxing & Starting a Glee Club feat. Good Children

[MUSIC] Y'all, it's just like we never get, and I'm like, in my front of paper towel, give me that one. >> I'm going to start sucking figures of this box. >> I have a lot of them. >> No, and that's okay. >> Everybody napkins over here. >> My gosh. >> Give me the paper, it's like whatever. >> No, it's like girl, whatever. Hey y'all, we, this is just the greed that they do in fact talk about on the Bible. >> Loki, I think you guys are the first guests that didn't come through the door. [LAUGHTER] I just realized I'm like, wait, hey. >> Wait, hey. >> I'm like, hey, can't even do a bit because it's like, what would that be there? >> Yeah. >> I just like, we can't even do a bit because first off, guys, welcome to the stage. Joe and Andrew, good children, podcast. >> Thank you so much. >> This has been a dream come true. >> Wait, we are so, so, so, so, so happy that you guys are here. And we went on good children podcasts for doing like a little pod swap situation. And the key was so fierce that we were literally like, oh, but when you come on set, mama, like we're going to handle so bad. >> Yeah. >> And talk about did get brought up instantly. >> Yeah. >> Cuz you were saying that you were going to get it for us, but you already had the plan to get it for you. >> Yeah, because I was like, every time with, yes. >> Well, here we go. >> It's just awkward. >> And it's just here. Then we're sitting on it, right? >> [LAUGH] >> Sit on it. >> Sit on it. >> Or some word. >> Love. >> Okay. >> [LAUGH] >> I'm like, I'm gonna need you to hit that. >> Okay, should I just suck the sauce back? >> Yeah, just all I need. >> Just all I need, you never have. >> I'm gonna suck the sauce. I'm gonna suck the sauce back. >> I don't worry about it. >> I have no chance he has, I'm not a huge, I'm not a huge, you want me to put on my taco for not just like straight the face. Okay, I'll give you that. Listen, I will do that. >> No. >> And the thing is about this canteen of the taco. Like, I love it. Don't get me wrong. It's so thin that like, what's the surface area for the sauce? >> Yeah, it's just like this guinea-licious. >> Hold on, it's like a cheesecake. It's just like that, wait one second. >> But it's just very like different flavors. >> That shirt's toast. >> [LAUGH] >> I would not do, I would like wait the white shirt like your brave. >> It's so good. >> [LAUGH] >> Girl. >> It's so good, girl. >> There's a sweetness. >> Yeah. >> How do you guys feel about the cheesy roll-up? >> But it's not used to be my, no, I was using the cheesy roll-up. >> Do you like, I got the cheesy roll-up? >> I say something controversial. I think it's a waste of calories. >> Okay, I'm never saying. >> That's problematic thinking. >> I know. >> There's no waste of calories. >> We've got up. >> I was a vegetarian for six years and this was the best thing on the menu at the time. >> Well, what about the spicy potato? >> Well, honestly, it was pre-spicy potato when this was the my only option. >> And you went it's like a tortilla with cheese, and I'm like, how did they come up with that first? >> Can you do a little quick pass? >> Oh. >> No, you thought I wanted to sit in the middle right? >> I'm like, I'm like, what? >> No, I'm going to do a quick little bite. >> Yeah, guys, putting y'all on to the crunch wrap that has many crunch. >> Well, then we can try with the whole thing, yeah, they're so tasty. >> It's almost like- >> Look at that. >> Joe- >> Have a bite. >> It looks like really hard to share. >> It looks like soup. >> Is that not the crispiest chicken you've ever had? >> Yeah, it's so good. >> Okay. >> It's so saucy. >> Something about their chicken nuggets are like next level. >> And that's, I'm really upset. >> Wait, include them. >> It's so goddamn good now. >> Sorry, it's the whole thing. >> But I have such a small mouth, so it's like barely a big bite. Here you go. >> The honey mustard, the honey mustard's excellent. >> This is the thing about Taco Bell. They are always innovating when the other girls are scared to. >> Yeah. >> They're being brave out here. >> They are. They're not afraid to make carnival food every single day. >> Well, because they have the colors that they need. They're just doing different formulations, you see. It's no tea. It's no tea and it's never shade. And honestly, do they still have the empanadas? >> Yes, now it's the caramel. >> I was going to get them, yeah. >> But the caramel apples? >> Yes, that's child. >> That one, girl. >> Actually, it had me run it in my pussy like a trash dump. >> Yeah, I think it's like squirting in my mouth. I will say the cinnamon twists. Did you know the cinnamon twists? I didn't recognize that they're pasta noodles. >> Yes. >> I never knew that. >> You know they play. >> I need to think bigger than that. >> The mall is thinking like culture. >> It's traditional culture. They're like those are chips. >> No, and that's like ingredient household chip. >> Yeah. >> And that's why I fuck with Taco Bell so heavy. Because you needed to come from an ingredient household to know what a pasta noodle could do for you. >> A pasta noodle? >> A pasta noodle, some cinnamon sugar. Oh, God forbid. >> It's not just a pesto, like I love. >> Girl, it's nice. >> I don't trust any single person who says they don't like Taco Bell. Or they've never had it. Like I don't want to hear that shit from your mouth. >> Never. >> Anyways. >> Sorry, I'm just nervous. >> My soul is about Taco Bell. >> Because the Doritos logo, like. >> It goes crazy. It goes local. >> It goes local. >> Like my bitch go. >> One thing I'm going to try not to do on this episode is burp. And like I could, because the Taco Bell situation is going to be a taco. >> Are you burping you? >> Yeah, she's burping me. >> Like a baby. >> It's just. >> It's literally like a fry that has like a fried garlic on it. I'm like, what? >> I'm like sucky dacho cheese sauce. I'm like, oh, I don't know why I'm burping actually. >> Like a bitch drinking a dirty mouth. >> Do you blah, blah, blah? I'm like, it makes you burp, why? >> You will be able to tell when Andrew is about to blow up when his neck just goes like this. >> If you watch, if you watch her podcast, you know, I have a he's reflux. >> He's always just like, it's like the bent neck lady in Haunting of Hill House. Like he's blocking the pathway. >> He's bending the pathway in half. >> Girl, I didn't still find this way. It's like, excuse me. >> No, it's too much. >> No, and that's really how? >> No, because this. >> I'm about to be fighting for the toilet at the end of the episode. >> No, and the- >> What is this? What is that? >> What is that? >> Yeah. >> Girl, what is that? >> Okay. >> No, this is literally going to have me like speeding up the episode at the end. >> Okay, so, okay, that was, all right, okay, you all have fun? >> Okay, perfect, okay, awesome. >> You're all good, okay, perfect. >> No, because talk about paying the girls' dust and it's no shame. >> Yeah, I love it. >> Because then maybe we talk about every other episode. >> Every other episode. >> I'm talking about it to the gala, whatever it is. >> You did? >> Mm-hm, that's nice. >> Gomsub. >> That's nice. >> One, tell us about the chocolate factory. >> Yeah. >> Guys, okay, 'cause here's the team. Uh-oh, we're trying to find the team. >> Hold on. >> I'm like, mute that. >> Do not- >> Okay, so- >> Evan, I'm sorry, this literally in Evan's ears right now. Okay, no worries. Let me like actually put this the fuck down and get out. >> No, another girl's being mad, I just like, wait, pull out the door to our shop. >> Oh, it's like stop, it's like stop. >> No, it's literally like, oh fuck now. But, okay, what happened was essentially, the first one that I went to was when they brought back the 2000s menu. And literally, it was like through a separate agency from Taco Bell who had like reached out. So I went and it was like a whole bust down bundle-oo, like, situation. When I tell you, never have I ascended. Like, I knew my way around that. But, well, because, and also here's the thing, no shade, Taco Bell, please. This is not shade on you. This is like literally me just wanting to come back. >> Well, we also were trying to get them to like sponsor the half. 'Cause like, no shade, but like, we run a half marathon and I- >> Yeah, why not? >> Baby, oh, because I'm like, I'll eat a spicy potato taco every two miles. And honestly, I'm about to hit my fucking, what's the call when you're fast to shit? I'm about to be running like with my hand on my butt. Like, go, go, go. >> The VR, that's gonna happen. >> Your car is closed. >> Well, honestly, let's wake up. >> I am. >> Miss Sinobon Delights. >> As like a- >> As like a- >> A gel. >> Yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> I'm just, you gotta wait. >> Just suck it. >> Let me explain. It has the sugars, she has the card. >> Yes. >> And it's honestly probably the exact same amount of calories. >> A hundred percent. >> So that's what I'm saying. A Sinobon Delight is genuinely dead ass, the same exact fucking thing. Mine is the 15 million pounds of caffeine. >> Yeah. >> It's the energy gummy. >> Those shits be running through my stomach like the tomb raindrops. Like, it's literally like just go, just go, please just go. >> But you would have like one every mile? >> No. >> No. >> No. >> No. >> That's 26. >> Well, cuz that's like fine. >> You're doing a marathon. >> It's like every 45 minutes. Usually like around like the four mile mark is when you have your first like goo gel situation. >> I got it. It should be, why are we are ruining like like, why is it a gel? Like why can't it be something enjoyable? >> And they literally be like caramel macchiato. >> It's just like this. >> What I did to you, girl. >> I did, I did from the caramel macchiato. >> How was that? >> It was honestly just tasted like a caramel packet. >> Okay. >> My lips were glued shut for the rest of the year. I was breathing out of my nose. >> You're bucketed out. >> No, cuz the glue would be like shut up bitch. I'm like, no, literally I was like, okay, just breathing out my nose. Honestly, that was like like training. Like it was good. But back to Taco Bell, okay. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I walked in and I was like, this is what the fuck I'm talking about. Literally crunch wraps on platters. >> Like. >> Seven layer burrito just bar. Like literally fuck the bar, seven layer burrito bar. >> Love, episodes with that. >> Caramel and penata hot off the prize. >> Like freshly fresh. >> And the chefs, they had like chefs like mind you. If you work at Taco Bell, you are in fact a chef. - Yeah. - Like, don't be a bit right. - Like, I don't care if you 14 living in front of you. Like, I know you got it, so don't worry about that. And they do. But they have like chefs for real because the presentation at all. So it was like the best-looking Taco Bell you've ever seen in your whole entire life. - That's the one they cried. - 'Cause it was like content at the ready, you know? - Yeah. - Eight in a way that actually had the back of my shirt ripping. Like, I was like, okay, no worries. Pants tied a shit, like, no worries left. - But number one, so that's my favorite. But the hot, the hot, caramel and panada. 'Cause it was so steaming fucking hot. - And it's like, you have to let it cool a little bit when you open it up. - Then I was really following the goal. - Yeah. (laughing) - Like, she gave me one I was like, okay, uh, uh, like. And then part that Loki had me like fucked up. And it's not on Taco Bell. It's just like on the guest list situation. 'Cause it's like Taco Bell, you know we ride for you don't ever play. Don't ever play. If you ever thought we played about you, we don't. But this is the part. It's just like the guest list. 'Cause I'm like, I get it. They're trying to have like the divas out there. But I'm just like, okay, no shade. But do you think this kind of diva is about to eat a crunch wrap? Like, I'm about to eat a crunch wrap. - I've said this. I said they're giving Taco Bell brand deals to people that wouldn't know a beefy five layer burrito if it hit him over the fuck. - If it hit him over the fuck. - Or no. (laughing) - Yeah. - What was that? (laughing) - Girl. - It's like the right shirt. - It's a beefy five layer burrito with fiesta strips out. - Yeah. - That's what that is. - The five layers right now, you won't. - Girl. - If you can't find it. - Name the five layers. - It's not my favorite to that event. - The girls won't name the five layers. - Hold like, name the seven. They brought back the seven. - Well, 'cause the seven layers. - And that's the shit. That Loki had me like messed up. And then they had another event that I did get invited to. But I was out of town. - Oh. - I can't remember why. - It was like something serious as hell. It must have been serious. - It must have been serious. - It's serious as hell if I was not there. Because just, no, I know they don't play. - Right. - And it's just like thank you for the food. - Yeah. - 'Cause that's what, honestly, every event is like, if you wanna have like a great review for me, go ahead and put some things on. - Was it like Cantina style where there's spiked drinks? - Yes. - Oh geez. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Get your hands off me. Get your fucking hands off me. Wait, what did you guys end up eating yesterday? For din? - What did we eat? - Oh my god. - It was weird. It was weird. - Wait, you guys were, how was that? Like, I mean, it's only been a day, but I mean. - I think it was good. - Wait, you guys were like, it's on the way, or you had a good meal. - Oh my god. - Oh, was that the problem? - It was weird. - It was weird. - What's main check? (laughing) - Okay, it's weird. - I mean, I mean it's a problem. - You on to it for a sec? No, so we got, so we went to Delaware as part of two. - Yeah. - Right, how was it? - It was amazing. - Really? - Oh, look, the flavor combinations happening at a regal cinema. Have you been to one recently? - A regal? - A regal. (laughing) - We went to, I couldn't tell you. - We're angry. - We're angry people. - It was a regal. - But you went to regal out here. There was no other option. You know, every other seat was booked, so we went to a regal. - Where, where was it? - Downtown. - Downtown. - Because regal was my whole time. - Downtown, yeah. - Oh yeah, downtown? - Like a non-bundalist. - No, I'm mostly a guy, because I'm a guy. They were doing things with Cheetos there. - You would think what? - They never put Cheetos, Zuo collab. So it's half Cheeto, half just nachos, and then they cover it in cheese. - But that's not it. They were doing Cheeto covered popcorn with Cheetos in it. - Hot Cheeto pop, hot Cheeto pop, - Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. - All stop. - Do they? (laughing) Are they doing the nachos with nachos with nachos? Cheetos are just Cheetos. - I think you should get either out there, yeah. They're doing a lot of crazy shit there, and no one's paying attention. - They have a target audience. - Paying them does. - Girl, I didn't even know, I didn't even know they had a fucking. Are you guys serious? - I'm just like y'all. - Are you guys, I made that at home last night. - I'm literally handled, girl. - No. - No. (laughing) - Wait, honestly, one bite down the throat. - Literally. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's crazy. - Are you guys freaking kidding? - And they're also doing something called Pepsi drips, right? - Yes. - Drips. - Pepsi drips, and you're gonna love it. - What? - 'Cause they're putting cream in those sodas now, and they have a bunch of different customizations, boba, cream, et cetera. - I would almost say cotton candy type. - Yes, they were showing cotton candy. - Yes. - And they were tasty. The thing is about Regal is like, I do want to be able to get a soda refill, and it feels more defined to be like asking Regal. - I need to tell you what soda I want. - It just doesn't work out. - Also like, obviously like we like took a few hits before going in, and then I got a soft pretzel and I got popcorn small. We were both like behaving. - I got a small popcorn. - Maybe they got the fucking bus down ship. - We ignored the small diet coke and a small popcorn. - And we said do you want butter? - You might as well spit my face. - Yeah, I want butter. - Yeah, bitch, I want butter, and I actually want hot cheetos. So just go ahead and put the hot cheetos in there. - We sat down, though. We sat down for the movie. 40 minutes later, the movie has not begun. Obviously the pretzel's gone, obviously the popcorn is gone, and me and Andrew are sitting there, high and scared being like, I was like Andrew, you have to go back down. It's three fights of elevators up to get to this. - It was in like the convention center. - You could have a wedding at the downtown. - Are you serious? - It's absolutely stunning. - Why is that? - It's amazing. - It's amazing. - It's amazing. - I knew this was going to be orchestra. - It is, it is absolutely. My friend who loves going to the movies, shout out Amanda, missing you horribly. - Amanda. - See her son. - She put me on when I like first moved out here to the downtown regal because she, I've never known anyone. Honestly, Saf probably is like the closest I know. Like I would say like you and then her. Like love going to movies. But she would love going to the movie so much and she went to the downtown regal. - Right. - And she was like, I'm not kidding, Dom. Like I'm not being looked at me dead, the fuck ass serious. She was like, you think I'm being funny, but I'm not. I want to get married here. And you couldn't, no one would blink an eye. - Right. - You get the infrastructure there? - I'm amazing. It's crazy. - There are some floors that are just empty. Like there's one entire floor that has nothing in it. There's no theaters on that floor. - Are you thinking what? - There's gotta be. We ubered because I was like, I'm gonna be just going crazy. - Yeah. - Anyway, it's just like nowhere and the Benjamin. And it's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had to say glued to our seats for the entire movie, which was a shame. - I'll tell you one thing though. People feel very comfortable in a theater. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - They are talking over the movie. - The whole time. - You know what? It was actually really nice. - We grew. - I grew because I was like, you know what? I don't even care that much. - I don't care that much. - I care. - You're having a full conversation. - You guys not talk at all during a movie? - No. - Are you, you would hate going with me. You would hate going with me. - I love him. - I went to a movie with you when you started talking. I probably wouldn't say it's okay with this. Because I'd be like, no. (laughing) - Girl, I literally went to the movies with my boyfriend a couple weeks ago, and we were sitting in the row behind my friends. - Right. - And before we go, because you know the seats that I was very, whatever. - I was very, I forgot what we even saw. - The drama. - The drama. - The drama. - So before we go, I was like, fuck, we're not sitting by my friends like, bitch, who am I going to talk to? - Right. - Because he's not like, no talking. And I'm like, but who am I going to talk to? And he was like, what do you mean talk? I'm like, girl. The only reason y'all can get me in the theater is if I'm like, girl, was she say, stop, what? - Girl, like, it's the ADHD, so when we get to the theater and I was like, no, for real, like, I'm stressed that I can't talk. And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe movie starts, here they go, looking at each other. Oh, my friends. And I was like, what? - You are by the word Cypher. - No, wait, what? Okay, sorry, okay, sorry, girl. The other time me and my friends were separated was, we went and saw Yumi and Tuscany. I got there early. - I was talking about it. - Baby. - I want to see it so bad. - Baby, it was. - You were at the premiere. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That is perfect. - It is perfect. - It's like absolutely drafted. - No, it's perfect. - Did you know it's perfect because they inked it. Mind you, where's the streaming contract? There's no streaming. - Wait, what? - What? - Well, it's out of the theaters. Maybe you know how usually nowadays in the dystopia of it all. Like, they'll literally be like, yeah, it's on the news, on Paramount Plus. - We can't go see it tonight. - Maybe one, two, three, maybe. - Can I buy it? - One, two, three, movie. - I don't know. - I don't know what's going on. - What's going on? - Yeah, of course, what's going on with this? - No, 'cause like, let's wake up. No, not. - Let's wake up. - It's good. - Wait, you should see if there's any showings. 'Cause last time I checked there was only one. - Okay. - And that's the mark of death. - Okay. - And it'd be like one at three p.m. - A lot of people didn't want to see it with me. And I was like, that's weird. I saw when I saw her face on that screen. And I saw it was going to be taking place in Tuscany. It's like they wrote the movie for me. - It's perfect. - It's literally perfect. It's the perfect movie. And everyone, when are you talking about rom-coms and how they used to be? It's very much so that energy. - I'm gonna do a cry. - I'm gonna cry. - Gorgeous. - Yes. - Like the vibe is very airy-loose. - Yes. - And the plot is like, we're done with the doggy list. - Oh, Tuscany, nobody give a fuck, don't care. She just, I don't know. - And he's hot. - Oh, well. - I mean, through the bone. - Through the bone. - Oh my God. - He's like one of those kinds of hot stuff where I'm like, you're not hot anymore. - It's not hot anymore. I'm scared. - I get that, I get that. - No, but we know I was like, okay, TTTT. - Right. - But I was gonna see, so we got there early, which reminds you, like, am I the asshole? Because basically one of our friends, like, last minute, she canceled her ticket, but she was the only one without AMC stub. So it was giving money situation. I would just let it play out, but I was like, no, cancel it. So, well, you know, give me your money back, whatever, of course, girl, period. So we go to the movie theater. There was two divas like sitting in the seats. And I was like, okay. So I was like, hey, queen, are these your seats? Like, what's the tea? She's like, one of them's like, yeah, this is my seat. She bought my friend's seat. And she goes, and my friend's over there, but I don't know. And I go, oh, okay, well, I'm just letting you know, 'cause mind you, like, eight people coming. I was like, okay, well, my friends are coming. I'm just letting you know, like, girl, we might need that one too. She goes, okay, well, maybe we could, like, switch. I don't know. And I said, okay. So then the movie starts and it's just like me and my girl. Here come nine bitches. You would think, like, West Side Story, like, Oh, I'm sorry, let me, hey, do you want to just like switch real quick and we could do a little one too, y'all can key key. Baby is cricket. No. Like she's like this. All eight of them are like this, hey, oh my god, hey girl, hey girl, hey girl, sit next her. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And you show them to move? Oh, well, you know, I'm, you know, like, you know, I literally was like this, because in my head I was like, well, what about just the courtesy of being like, oh, here's nine of your friends. There is never some courtesy girl. She paid us, does, she paid us, she literally said nothing, so then mind you, we're texting the home movie now. I am mind you, I literally get a text. I would, I would get a text, you like, I've got a lot of, I recently was out of theater. I'm a Karen like that. No, not the people literally, my best friend, like, but I live with Quentin, who I to text it first in the chat, and I was like, this bitch, I know, right? That's fucking great. Let me also say this. I'm sorry to cut you off, but in my, in my defense, we were in the row where it was like we're the last ones. Oh, okay. It's been giving, like, we were literally like good at it, but it was giving like, there's like a little, there was like a space and then they like, right, yeah. My favorite theater is the one where it's so high, like the walls are so high you can't see in front of you. Regal. Regal. Regal. Downtown Regal. Okay. Cause I'm like, you can see how some am see how some where it's like so high that you can't see in front of you. And those are the ones that are really taking it for me because I will say, I am at that age where I am starting to get Karen like tendencies, you know, it is bad. It is bad. Also, at the age where I'm easily rage baited, oh, I'm like fuming. I was at a theater. I was at a theater. This was on 420. I was like, oh my god, and I like to go to the theater by myself, you know, it's like the theater theater. The theater. I like to go to the theater by myself. So I smoked a little bit, yeah, I smoked a little bit. I said, I'm going to get some bon bon Swedish candy. Cause treat yourself. Right. Right. I got this bon bon. I was so excited. The girl goes, can you open your bag for a sec? I'm like, yeah, okay. Let me open my bag. It's serious. TSA. She goes, she goes, oh, I'm going to need to check that. I go, you're going to need to check what she said, she said, you can either eat that candy in front of me right now, or I'll give you a ticket for you to pick it up on the way out. I have to pick it up for the kids, is this neutral system? On fourths, what are you like, so do you all have bon bon here? They did, and they did, and they did, they just wanted me to buy it, uh-huh, the movies are dying. The movies are dying, the movies are dying. Bitch, I literally saw Michael dead us with in and out in my bag. Don't open my shit. My people are eating shit. Hopefully burrito. I couldn't bring my little speedish fish, and they expected something. Check it out. Next time you guys come, you need to hit the city walk. The city walk, universal AMC, all reclining seats, all the theaters you walk in though, and then see you get the city walk. So bitch, I'll be walking in there with cinnabon, wetzel pretzel, frozen yogurts, they have the keins now, bitch. What? Yes. They have a bubble gum. Oh, yeah. I could do a coconut. No, we were just talking about that all you can eat shrimp and red lobster, so those biscuits don't. Yeah. I've never had that. I've never had the red lobster in my head. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You guys are making me mad right now. You wait. You can get them to, you can make me mad as well. You both have never had them? Oh, wait. Get, I have to leave this. But I don't want to get it. Like I want like this. Yeah. They taste just, I will say the kit makes them exactly as they are. But you don't, but it's different. It's like making a salad. It doesn't. Right. No, but I never make any salad. I know you have. Oh, take one look at me and say you double-loading butter in the air. It wasn't a profiling. Yeah, so well. Oh, no. That's too much of the double of the butter. No worries. No worries. But yes, we need to get you into, I would love to be your first experience at Red Lobster for the biscuits. I will first off, I'm just his Joller leave it. No, I know. This is the part that spots us. We didn't know. We didn't know that he was going to be so fear. I know. I know. I know. Yeah. I've been trying. Yes. Right? How was it? It was great. Girl, why was I looking at the line of today? I was like, wait, hello. You guys didn't even come? Well, mind you show a couple of days ago, I was like, fuck. You were like, oh shit. It was fucked up. Yeah, it was amazing. It was so much fun. I was at Hollywood Forever. The cemetery theater. Why? The Sonic Temple. It was insane. It was like the spirits were with us. Yeah. People were laughing. People were doing a little. With themselves. Yeah. It was really great. I know. see people like actually like laugh at you. You know, because you just talk to avoid and you're like, are we to a lot? That's what we feel to. Right. Cause you live shows feel really easy for you guys. Love live show. Oh, that's how we feel to because in the same literally us already set up with talk about like how to have been talking for 30 minutes before we hit record. I'm like, that is the exact vibe that we bring to a live show. Right. And we'd be letting the girls spill boots like. Have you guys? Oh, we're crazy stories. Do you guys hand the mic saw? Oh, yeah. We be Wendy Williams in that pitch serious. But like literally I'm like here. People asking us for advice and we're like, okay, girl, like girl, you do buy advice, but yeah, actually, yeah, we just thought, yeah, the next time and try and see if anyone wants her advice. Yeah. Oh, they're going to want it. Whoa. That's easy. No, because what do you like? Cameo. No, but no, they are in our DMs like it is girl. They want us bad. We just haven't we just haven't we haven't we'll get what I was going to say is I'm like, well, are you on cameo? Well, yes, because here's the tea. Well, shout out cameo. Shout out cameo. Because it's like we are both so like do aren't like what we be doing what we want, like Natalie and aunties. Just pick up in the back and truck in the front. And it's like, if when we open the floodgates of cameo, we you have to film the videos and stuff and you have to do the messages and like everything. Like just found out. Yeah, just found out. You don't have to record the video. Exactly. And it's like personalized and it's like a whole thing and like whatever with that being said, there's they expire at a certain time. And sometimes they're like time sensitive. Like people need them for birthday anniversaries really think about like. And so it's like, well, you guys live together. So it's a little easier, but oh, yeah, it's way easier. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We have like an hour to each other. So like, we'd be like, it has two hours. Yeah. With that being said, I'm like, soft kept us so organized with like when we needed to like handle and stuff. But I was just like, we bet. So that's the only thing that like low had me like, we did. Yeah, it's definitely like a time management thing. Like to the girls who just leave it open. Oh, you don't know about her. What's this? Yes to strip the girl true. Yeah, maybe those are some sauce on that. Honestly, dip it in the nachos. I'm usually a beefy five layer. There's a random one day, because anyone identify what burrito this is, rice and the rice and bean. There's no, not a rice in this. What's it? What's in the purple box? The purple box is the taco salad. The mini taco salad. Who wants? Cause I don't want it. Oh. It's a, you don't want it? No, there's, like I have a lot of ideas. I also have a full contrast supreme with chicken. If anyone wants it, like me, I think it's me who you don't, but you don't know. Well, it's like in the sense that I kind of don't, but like it just gives me eczema, but like personally, like I have like, look at it. I don't know. Bitch, well, I had to teach rise at the run fair. Shit. I'm just kind of like, we're going to see what that is. Oh, I might like talk to her later. So you're going to talk to her later. I'm just whisper. Yeah. Yeah. If that's okay. Anyways, okay. So we'll think about coming. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just like, yeah, I think, yeah, in the biggest thing is that in the sense that, but the girls do literally book a cameo to specifically ask us for advice. Like those videos aren't going anywhere. That's, it's, yeah. So we literally like, wait, don't get back with him. Yeah. And love yourself. Cause don't love yourself. Like signing off. And then the next one will be like, happy birthday. Exactly. It's kind of everything though. But I'm like, advice could be fun. Advice could be fun. Well, the girls might be banging your line. So it's just like, you know, they're about to be non stop. Yeah. Let's hope. Yeah. I think so. We'll see. Have you ever discussed how your mic cover is by Hoplast? Oh, color. Yeah. Well, yes. Yeah. I'm like, oh my god. We've had these since the beginning of time. This was like, we literally went to guitar center. Whoa. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. That's why it's brown. Like, I keep like going like this on it. No, it's honestly my beauty blender app was right. Right. Right. Right. Let me see. What else have you guys done in LA? Like, what's the judge? We spa. We spa. Yeah. We're going to be spa. Yeah. We're going to be spa after this. We're just non stop at we spa. Um, wait. Okay. What's your judge? Because I've never like, actually been there. It's the best place on the planet. It's home. Like, you know, family. You get like the surges or do you just do like, I get the scrubs. There's nothing better than like a middle age man scrubbing your hair naked body. He's like, afterwards, he looks there. I was like, you're like a baby now. You're so smooth. And then like, thank you so much. I'm looking off the table. Like a towel, simply just covering as much as the public can. Yeah. Thank you. And I had that I couldn't see Andrew again. Like, it's the, it's the best experience. It is. And we have like, the first time when we went, I forgot when it was, I didn't realize it was going to be nude in the actual space. And we're not like, like, we're, we're not like that. We're not like that. Okay. Whether we do it here. And then it's just like eye contact. You know what I mean? It's like respect. It's just like, just like, just don't look at what you want to do. One of those things that once you've seen it ones, like, there's not really any more shopper. And once you [BLANK_AUDIO] realize it's like that's the natural form you know it's that's it we're all like it's not horny just because you're seeing a day it is yeah it's very cool and I'm just like oh yeah I don't know very human tees like yeah I'd be like nervous because I'm with my hands together one time too we were like yeah right doing too much yeah doing too much no I feel like okay well I don't like know how the male anatomy works but I'm like if I saw someone finish it on accident right what if I actually got break down I know no it's no there's you see a few things and we are people break up low you'll see it happen one of those things we spot is not like a cruisey place it's like not yeah there are and those exist yeah sure and people will cruise there sometimes but that's disrespectful yeah it's a space it's a family space like yeah but you'll occasionally see someone maybe like half-chub and what exactly that's what it is you're like almost think about like it's really kind of so that I was like oh my gosh okay like bring up like you have to think about the work that's ever happened and then like I just feel like in every space I would look you always be half-chub yeah yeah so then it's like well it's just like an unfortunate like placing my chest no like the tub is too much I think the towels they give you like are literally the size of a contrast to free him like you're kind of like yeah and it's just not just amazing yes amazing we've gone from like relaxing there was like the last time we were here we went to like a Spotify event and then we had two hours in between that event and something else and we literally went for the for like an hour and a half to we spot before going to the next event like well that part and then it's embarrassing that you can't tell people that like everybody loves we spot but it's weird to have left a work event basically and then gone back to a work event because nobody wants to relax yeah and that's y'all that's all that's y'all like a problem like the tub no I need to go to there but I just like don't know it's almost a little overwhelming feeling it gets so it's the first time it really is like five minutes and you're like this is normal and what's better than going to to a tub the so on and then going upstairs you're getting bulgogi beef oh yeah come on yeah you're getting a little came up they had food there I need a massage though too like there's no I need someone to actually like ring me out like a towel I got a massage there she was a massage that we spot the last time we were there she was stepping on my back and the way that she slid off my back yeah and ended up straddling my back yeah I know yeah like you could do what I was always how to be deep tissue she was out here with the girls be like literally stepping on your shit like doing tricks I'm like you're like damn near blowing my back oh I've gotten my back blown out before like two hands over my head she need me in the back no I'm sick like that's exactly like she held my hands and then she need me in the back and then she was like okay thank you and I did that was the last time I got what I got which I was like what's the fuck oh she hated like girl no okay sorry no were they put an apple in my mouth at the end they got the twine and I literally like an apple my mouth why did I get cupping why did I get cupping and here's the thing it was my fault for getting cupping it like honestly like a gentrified spot that's it because the girls pulled out the plastic cups and I was like I don't know it's biblically accurate but what I do know is usually I've seen you know the glass cups where they just baby that cup I'm being so dead serious that cup ripped my fucking muscle off my bone I promise you I promise you it was so fucking sickening and she was like moving it around I was on the table like it was it guides me it that was me that was the couple my back literally oh in the mind you know Bruce no Bruce well I don't really Bruce like easily but the way that that felt like I genuinely felt like my flesh was like separating from whatever's on your mind I got cupping once in the girl I didn't bruise and the girls goes no if you're doing cupping right you shouldn't be bruising and I go wait what that's like the whole but I was like isn't the point like I I wanted the right circles of that well in also the way that she beat my shit up I was like I'm gonna wake up in the morning with the most sickening battle scars like scars you're beautiful baby there was yeah you were a lefty a car yeah she literally toe my shit off the bone because I'm like the darker it is that means like the worst like of the tension and like how much you are holding back there so I'm like low key if you're just giving like light rings it means your circulation my shit's literally like darky she girl his period honestly I just like I just the way that it hurt I was like I feel like I deserve like some kind of somebody to recognize it right I'd be like what happened I'm like oh she like dug my shit out right but whatever so just thinking about cupping and like really sad about that I want like the hot ones like the hot glass ones I think low I'm like I equal off she got me together I'm like y'all do you guys have economics in New York or do you guys go there yes okay I coach there too I'm a personal trainer girl what I do it all I'm gonna go okay the next time I'm in New York I'm gonna like which will actually I'm not gonna do all right but I only coach one class a week just for that free membership okay work but I met Khan it's a good class it's a really good class I do like the best stretch ever about it's a good one I would have to like do that class but do you get free membership then yeah across the country I'm not I'm not a teacher it's great I mean that's the perk of like working on a big corporation yeah oh my god yeah no it's great let me just trying to get it equal on the best thing ever I come to L.A. I can go to the whatever one the country yeah you guys could have came to my freaking oh next time when I'm back oh we're like working well I've been covering them you want to feel like you want to feel like I'm like crazy they're not even a sleeper bell like RV love is like your shit's like jacked as fuck girl guy I just like I want to hide it wait like what's the inspa girl who didn't work out look at my legs wait hold on you guys are jacked as fuck yeah I'm trying to get into it oh I just I'm not finding it it's really interesting I mean I don't know when I found I guess it was covid covid hit and I was like the apple watches came off yeah girl no I play and then ever since I was like I don't work out in the morning my three guys that is I feel that it's a clarity thing it's like my time for myself that I just yeah even if it wasn't the best workout ever that's okay you just like I got up yeah and I did something yeah you know and that's what makes me feel good team I know like I'm really relating with the mindfulness aspect yeah but then like every time that I've gone to the gym I'm like I fucking hate it here honestly gyms are like that though what are you where are you going like not big class guy like is it regular gym I mean I've done like I've trained with the friend before we do group classes though because for me group classes is all I can do like I really hate being on a gym for I had a personal trainer at even though it's for like seven months left her Paulina listen to her I'm her podcast but okay and same with my personal I was nasty as fuck to her every single day and people were like you're overhearing it and she'd be fighting back like this is crazy I'd be like you're fucking disgusting that was like maybe like 724 a.m. like I'm like I'm paying to fight you yeah that's fuck I can't fight a soul cycle coach I can't right right that's crazy oh you guys even done a lot here yeah you guys are doing it for days yeah those soul cycle baby those coaches are saying things I need choreography the Britney Spears can only do like they are making you when they're pulling out this and then this arms up and he's saying some spiritual shit he's like my favorite one he said and this is the only one I remember is you know what the traffic looks like when you take the high road there is none there's no traffic you know honestly write that down honestly write that down girl I'm gonna like get that on my thigh they ate the fuck out honestly they the because he if I were to do like you know as we know about like my youth pastor era if I were to do soul cycle unfortunately I could not be on a bike you know if I was the instructor I would just walk around he was walk around yeah I could ran there yeah I could very easily do soul cycle as long as I don't have to do it while on the bike like you could coach it or you like coach it for sure okay you could do so like don't worry about worry about doing it yeah cuz I'm like do as I say not do as I say not as I do yeah like focus on you and it is very empowering and like it does get honest it gets religious really fast yeah because it's like the soul something spiritual I find my soul once once a week at minimum yeah I'm just like all I know is I try to touch my toes the other day and I low he was like oh that's crazy because you've been doing that what does that mean you historically could touch your toes I could touch my toes yeah yeah yeah and I feel like there's an element of like there's an element of like a mind-body connection that's like not there anymore cuz I don't like do any sort of like movement and so I'm literally like out of my fucking mind right let's get you back in your mind yeah I know but it's just like damn like well we are running so I mean that's period but like like I don't know I've only done like reformer pilates consistently that was fun cuz I used to work at like a reformer pilates place but I don't know I've only done like reformer Pilates I'm just like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't feel very committed anymore. I feel very free with the win for EQX. Yeah, I think you, I mean, like, I just like, personally, I can't. I mean, I can't. You hate it? That far. I think it, I thought of, I love EQX. Let's clean up the towels. I don't like the people who go there. That's my problem. It says nothing to do with like the employees. No, obviously, it's not us. The client, the client's hell of an equinox. Is like someone who really does not think anyone else matters. Like the dirty towels everywhere, like the men's locker room is disgusting. Holy shit. It's disgusting. It's also like a cruising zone. Oh, yeah. It's literally like, you want to talk, like, bend it over for me. No. It's literally like, you want to get oiled up on all fours? Like, that stretch ever. Right, the best stretch ever. Yeah. I'm like, grow a yankathon because here's the tea. It's like the one that I go to. OK, because when years ago, what? I just like touched the top with like my favorite towel and like the goo that came off. I'm like, wait, so what about equinox? OK, yeah, like, I don't know if I can do that, but I'm like, no shade, but love. Well, it's the one that I-- OK. The first one I ever toured like three years ago was the WeHo one or the one on Sunset. And I was like, this is way too extreme for me. Like, there was a lot happening. It was very much so like GTFL, and I was like, no worries. Yeah, totally understood. And was like, I'm not signing up. Like, actually, this is like every single day for three years. Yeah, I was like, this is like the wrong situation for me. And so then I was like, maybe I'll tour Hollywood? Sounds like worse. So then I saw that there was one closer to my house. And I was like, OK, I'm going to go there. So fucking chill. Everyone there is a fucking key. It's so chill, it's so clean. Everyone there is so nice, so normal. Like, it's just-- let's handle it. Sorry, I was just looking down, like, right. I didn't know you-- The way that you looked at me with those. Well, I was just like, wait, like, we forgot. Yeah, we're going to hear what he called that. The Hollywood Equipment Family. And then the one that I found was like, so normal, so chill. Everyone there was like the best person ever. And they keep it mad, clean, because it's not ever super packed. Like, even when it's crazy packed, it's not like-- when I went to West Hollywood at 11 AM, I was like, OK, so unemployment. Yes, yes. My fun employed, let's go. Yeah. My group, let's go. Yeah, no, literally, no, that's me. That's me when I'm like, I'm at the gym at like 1045. And I'm like, this is pathetic. But then I look around and I'm like, everyone's here at the gym at 1045. What do you do? What do you do? That's literally me getting-- Oh, you have a podcast too, cool. Yeah. And that was like the thing. Well, because yeah, at my gym, like, they'll definitely be heads. But I'm like, OK, not as packed as it was, like the one on sunset. But the thing is, is like, yeah, I used to do the 11 AM situation, but I'm like, I can't anymore, because I would book 11 AM and then like random, like, meetings and calls, so now I have to do 5 AM. What? You are insane. It's the only time, literally, with our schedule, that I can like fit it in, because literally, I swear, every time-- I'm loving the immediate switch, like, I can pull the drive. No, because when I heard with our schedule, I was like, that's amazing. You have a schedule, like, that's, like, you don't have that. I'm like, I put myself on a schedule. Because if not, that's-- Oh, will you hear from me? Will you get an email back from me? Will you get a text back from me? Absolutely not. And that's what I'm talking about. So I'm like, I do try and work the office hours of the 9 to 5 to be avail, but I would be like, oh, but I am going to go to the gym from 11 to 12 every single time. So I'm going to be like, we have a call. We have this, we have that. I was like, prime time. Yeah, and then I was like, that's like, that's how-- So then I just, like, 5 AM fine. That was your only other option. Right, like, 7 AM, 7 AM, 7 AM, 7 AM. No, 7 is too late, because here's the thing. Well, also, I do run with my friends sometimes, and everyone wants to run at 7, so it's like, I can do the workout, then I can do the run. Because then if I do it later in the day, it's too late. Right. Like, 12, 1 AM. When is this marathon again, or when is this half marathon? October. October, OK, cool. So when I'm here in July, I'll run with you. I'll do it daily, because I need to start getting-- Wait, let's do it. I need to run. No, let's go. When I take you to my side of town, and we literally do, like, tie, ice cream, like, super-- I'll run to it. We're doing all. We're doing all. What I was going to say is one of my runs that, like, the places that I run is, like, literally-- Yeah, I just will literally start at AirWon on sunset, and run all the way down to Canyon Coffee. OK. And back. And it's like, 5 AM. It's good. I know. We want to intelligently see it, like, we don't know the vibes. We're going to put next-- They're for it. Y'all look coffee, you know? I like coffee, yeah. Y'all need to go to-- Come on, y'all look coffee, like-- Like, it's-- So y'all are lots of bitch that would have had you, like-- I'm sad. Would have had me, like, y'all look-- You can still get it. Do you guys leave tomorrow? Yeah, tomorrow. I'm insane. Oh, my god. Do my stuff. My god, that is so annoying. I know. But, like, what are you guys doing when you go back home? Like, why can't you stay? I'm confused. That's actually a really good point. It's true, because we don't work. Like, we are unemployed. What do you work? Well, we do work. No, we have a job. But, we're moving, so we have to move out of our apartment. That's kind of our next big thing. What do you guys do now? Basically, we maybe have three weeks. But we're acting like we have to do it. End of an era. Do you have a lot going on in there? I do. The bro who just moved is like, look, he traumatized them. Did I tell you what the fish tanks? Yeah, the fish tanks. How do you move the fish tanks? Well, I'm having my sister and brother-in-law come over, and then I have to drain the fish tanks, put the fish and, like, cups, put them in the truck, and then bring all of them-- the emojis, bring it all back to my parents' house on Long Island, and then we keep it there for about six months. Oh my God, Long Island. Long Island. Long Island. You guys want to come to Long Island? Yeah, it would. Well, when you come to New York, when you guys do a live show or whatever, whenever you're in New York, just let us know and we'll pop over to Long Island. Yeah. There's a lot to see. The people are just, like, sometimes a little brutal over there. But you know what? The beauties are nice, the wineries are amazing food. Gorgeous, amazing food. Yeah, amazing food. I would love it. They're doing things to pizza. No one's ever, like, ever utilized before. Like Long Island medium. Yeah, no. Theresa Caputo. Oh my God, Theresa. She's still a medium. Well, yeah, I think it's lifelong. Yeah. Your medium is Long Island, extra large. She's Long Island. You have a long-- you have a personal Long Island medium? Yes, I do. Who? Well, I'm not ever going to dox her. Oh, okay. I will say she has predicted some of the most insane shit in my life, like, literally-- Can you get a proper referral? Yeah, can we talk? We can totally do a proper referral. But, like, when I tell you-- And this is, like, on some, like, geeky shit, but also, like, this is going to sound, like, really intense. But we're going to bring it back right back up. Like, literally, I was, like, on a call with her. And she was, like, hey, so, like, something's going to, like, go down in the fall. Just know it's, like, low-key going to have you, like, shook as fuck. But, like, just know you're going to get over it. My dad died. Oh my God. And then I totally have, like, a dream about it, which I've never set on the pod. But it's-- or maybe I have. I don't know. I can't remember what I've set on this podcast. But I literally, the year that he died, I had a dream. Like, that whole-- in January, I had a dream that he died. And I was, like, after that, I was, like, oh, shit, I feel like my dad's going to die. Like, after that dream. And then in the fall, when it happened, I was, like, I knew it. Yeah. Like, it wasn't even, like, why was gagged? But I was, like, oh, shit, wait. T, I knew it. Like, she'd be predicting shit that's, like, actually, like, not even real. And are you happy that she, like, prepared you? Or was that, like-- Honestly, yes, because if-- And also, I'm happy that, like, you know, whether you believe in, like, this is lives that we've lived, the past lives of it all, and, like, all of that, and choosing this life and stuff, I am happy that I kind of had the, like, forewarning of it, because I don't know if I would have been able to, like, bounce back like I did. I mean, like, and even so it's, like, hard, obviously, but, like, the bounce back was fierce. Like, I was, like, out for a month, and-- But, like, still doing so much stuff, like, with my family, like, helping my mom get together, and, like, my sister and everything. But, like, the bounce back was, like, instant, like, like, like, no, like, light work, no reaction, tees. Yeah, you were doing a lot. Yeah, it was, like, crazy. It was a crazy era, as fuck. But I'm, like, no, the Long Island mediums. Or, like, you're-- They're doing something on Long Island. I can't talk to them. Yeah, something in the water over there. It is, it's practical magic. Is she from Long Island? Yes. Oh, it's a literally Long Island medium. Yeah. Practical magic, the book takes place on Long Island. Honestly, you guys should do-- you guys should have her on the podcast. Or you guys should do, like, a video with her. We tried to read about it. Or he's going to say, well, I would love to have your-- Oh, what did she say? You were, too. She's T, because she's also, like, what's it? Like, we're work with, like, the police department, like, FBI, to solve cold cases. Whoa. Yeah. You know the girls? I don't know the girls like that. Yeah, the girls do that. Yeah, like, go have, like, mediums and stuff, like, go into the police department and, like, help solve cold cases and stuff and talk to, be, like, mediums for, like, spirits and stuff. And it's, like, accurate. I'm going to-- Whoa. No, honestly, key with her. Like, she is, Jen, hi, Kenyun Lee, everything. And I love her so much. And I see her-- well, she's booked out for years. I'm sure. Yeah. But I'm, like, if you guys, like, key-- We made an exception and, like, brought her on, OK? Yeah, like, literally, no, absolutely. That's what she needs to be. I trust any woman who says she has any power. And I need to speak to them immediately. No, it really is. It really is something for you. - Sometimes there's a man who tries it. - I have a male, I went to a male psychic. - And that just pisses me off. He lives in the woods in New Jersey. - Okay. - And he got his shit wrong. - Well, I have to listen to it. He said, okay, I have to listen to it back. - I have to listen to it. That's the reason. - He did say that I am gonna meet a love between the months of March and May. - This year? - Of this year. He told me this last year. A lot of people have been telling me that for years. - I've been saying for years. - The next year is gonna be your year. So it's still May. And he said, I don't know them yet. I've never met them. They're not an app-based person. It's in real life a place that you wouldn't expect it. So I'm like, every place I go, I'm acting like, you're lingering in the Super Bowl. - You have to know. - I'm at the Delegate Hunter and I'm like, I don't know. - Half a pound or a pound. - I'm like, yeah. (laughing) - They're like, okay, get the fuck out of here. - Again, this is a man. And I just don't like them in women's fields like that. Like that is not a space for you. - Well, 'cause I'm like, yeah, my medium. When before I met my girlfriend, she was like, you're gonna be in a relationship. And every time I will say, that's where I do get like, I'm like, girl, enough. Like, I don't really believe that. But she was like, you're gonna go on a trip to Colorado. Had no trip to Colorado planned. And she was like, after that trip, you're gonna meet her. And that's literally what happened. - Whoa. - I like, my best friend lives in Denver, went to Denver. And then after that trip, like I have to call her up immediately. - No, call her up because she's a virgin. - She knows what you're all saying, babe. - She knows it. - I'm like, girl, IDK how you know, but you know. - It's urgent. - 'Cause she be clocking T in a way that I'm like, oh, word. - Right, I can only do minuscule T. - Yeah. - I have a terrible read about that. - 'Cause we have a really good terrible read. - Also, I'm a big fan of her. - We do have a really good terrible read. - It's giving like MLM because she is my best friend's mom's hair reader. So then she started reading his cards. Then she started reading my cards. And we started telling everybody, because she do be spilling. - Okay, and you just kind of- - And she can talk to you like next week. But that's like if you want a microdose, and I will also say with her, this is just the skeptic in me, but like, and like queen, if you see this for some weird reason, like you know, so T. But like, show Kiki. So don't Kiki, you know? - Don't say too long. - Well, it's, well, she'll call you on the phone. You don't have to go see her. She'll call you on the phone. She'll read your cards, you're a little one too. But the T is, I always tell everyone when they go see her, like let her tell you what the card say first. - Oh, oh. - Because if you start being like, oh, like she'll be like, oh, this started out like, who is that? And if you're like, oh my god, that's my ex. She'll be like, what happened? Wait, you should go talk to him girl, like, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We can do that after. - Oh, okay. - Helping the cards, because she do read. - Okay, I had an experience in Salem, like this winter, where I got my cards right, and she was on it for everything, like in crazy ways. Like she was like, you live with friends, but that seems like it's gonna be ending soon, and you're all going separate directions and new ways. You are gonna be like going somewhere like a broad this summer, like you work in a creative field. Like everything was like, hit after a hit. She told me I'm gonna have the best Christmas of my life, which was the best news. Yeah, I was like, thank God. She said you're gonna get amazing news around Christmas. - I'm real Christmas. - How exciting is that? - That's so sweet. - 15 minutes, it's amazing. She was going deep and crazy. We finished it up, and she says, let me get your Instagram account. She, I typed my Instagram onto her phone, and she already follows me. She already follows me. - Can you believe that? - So now what? - So now what happened to Christmas? - So now, oh no. - What happened to you? - You can still have the best Christmas ever. - Like she was looking at your story. She told me that when my boyfriend moved in together, it's gonna be really easy. And I'm like, okay, that's great. Anxiety off my brain, like that's sure. I think Christmas will be amazing. - Yeah. - But did she actually have all this information? - Were those things on your Instagram? - No, but the podcast, like if she happens to be any chance, listen to an episode of a podcast, like your team. - Yeah, and then we constantly are just talking about the same thing every time. - I'm not saying no, Bob. - Same thing out with you. - Yeah, but that's true. - No, it's true. - You're like, "Wool up." - Talk about it. - Yeah, I don't know, I'm like, "I'm like, "I'm like, "I'm like, "I'm like, "I'm like, "I'm like, "What do you call me?" Like, "I'm like, "I'm like, "I'm like, "What do you call me?" That's the box, I would have honestly been like, honestly, I wonder, damn, I'm not like fuck. - But I still believe in the Christmas. - Yeah. - Well, all you need is to believe, that's how you manifest it. - If you just believe, right? - Yeah, actually Christmas. - Yeah. - Girl, honestly, go get your shit read. My girl be keaking little, though. Like, she'll literally be like, "Hey, has a white car, and he has black car." I'm like, "What?" - Oh, that's true. - She's been right every time. - She has been. - She has been. - She, yeah. - She do be. She'd be like, "They're bald." I'm like, "Yeah." - No, literally. - Literally. - Literally. - No, literally, how the fuck did you know that? - Like, how the fuck did you know they're bald and like the color of the car they drive? So she'd be like, "Knowing shit, but also I'm like, I do think there is a small element there of like, if you are looking for an answer of like, "Should I talk to this person?" - Yeah. - Well, the answer is I was going to be like, "Oh, well, if you want to." - Yeah. - No, she'll ki-ki. Like, she'll be like, "Oh, you guys don't talk? You should talk. I'm like, period." But that's why I feel like, "Girl, you gotta get what the car is." - She's drafting the text. - 'Cause she'll tell you like, boom, boom, boom, boom, and you'll be like, "Dee, but like, my girl's just a ki-ki." - Right. - Like, she'll really try to ki-ki. But she'll get you together. Like, she's predicted. - I need that a lot. - No, I need both all of this information. - Yeah, we can send, like actually. - Yeah, I want some real shit. - 'Cause I'm like needing to talk to the girls and just like, "No, something about something." - I love being told about myself, yeah. - Do you guys want to get married? - I'm like, "Yeah, yeah." - I just love hearing about weddings. - Yeah. - I'm in a, I'm in a weird, like. - Do you want to get married? - We've talked about it. - Unless you're engaged today. - Speaking of things, I'm like, "No, I know I'm living with that." - I'm like, "We, what?" - No, I was talking about, we've talked about this, like, literally, every single week. I just, like, love, like, parties. I want to have a wedding, but I don't know about getting married. - Okay. - I think it's one party. - Yeah. - I would love, like, a celebration of love. Like, very much, like, you're going to cut into the cake and it's like a five-layer burrito. - Okay. - You know what I mean? - But, that would be great. - And it's just, like, everyone will take off work. Everybody will come exactly. - Exactly. I'll get married if they sponsor me. - Right, no, please. - Well, people do have so many sponsors at weddings. - Yeah, sometimes it's a lot of fun. - Wow. - It makes me think. - Yeah, it makes me think. - I mean-- - I get it. - I get it. - I get it. - Sure. I just don't think I'm, like, will ever be clouded enough to, like-- - Right, so-- - I don't know. - Like, we can have, like, a sweet, like, talk about, like, for the last meal, you know, for, like, the dance floor meal. - Yeah. - It could definitely be sponsored by talk about, and you could make that sweet. - But I feel like when people literally are posting brand deals on their wedding day-- - Yeah, it's a lot of work. - And they have a content team. - It's a lot. - I just always love to hear what people, like, on some, like, for wedding shit. I'm always, like, well, what would your wedding day-- - Love for wedding. - Like, I love that. I feel like it's just, like, the microdose of, like, whimsy of, like, hearing about people. 'Cause that's the only time people really let themselves get, like-- - Right. - Like, ooh, like, I want, like, ocean theme bitch, like, I don't-- - Yeah. - Like, yeah, you know what I mean? And then it's, like, grow, and I talk about when everyone gets mad at me. - Right. - Okay. - I want mine to be a carnival, I think. Like, if I have unlimited budget, I want it to be, like, outdoors, and I want there to be one Ferris wheel. Just one. - This one. - This one. - And I want the food trucks. Yeah, I want, like, love Simon Tees. I want a few food trucks. - My friend has a lot of life and girls. - What about love Victor? - And, like, nobody talks about-- - Love Victor, I want-- - Nobody talks about-- - I did watch, and it ate-- - And, like, you know what? - I don't care. - It got me, like, maybe, I'm 10 years senior, but I was like, I, I, I love-- - No, that's how me, like, guys. - Me and Hard Stopper, I'm crying. - Oh, oh, hard stopper. - I'm like, on the high school. - Get them in Emmy. - So get them in Emmy. - Yeah, they need an Emmy. - So good. - Yeah. - No, but Victor was T. - It is a little weird, though, it will say with Hard Stopper, like, I know a guy, and he's, like, constantly posting about, like, kid, whatever his name was. - Oh, kick, kick. - And I'm like, okay, well, you're 30. - He's like, yeah. - So, like, that's, like, not too much with that. - Not too bad. - But, yes, I want food trucks, and I want it to, like, a nice little dance for "String Lights," you know the drill? And I want it to be casual and gorge. - Yeah. - That's what I was giving big fish. And you want, now, big fish. - Baby, girl, come on. - Big fish for all. - Oh, my God. - That's what I mean. I got my list. - I can't do a catering hall. Like, and I want it to be-- - Oh, yeah. - I want to be dance, and I want to be live music. - Yeah. - I don't know who's going to perform. - Somebody that you know. - Somebody that you know who's going to perform. - Yeah, I like that cover. - So you, me, your Acapella Bound. - Right. - I used to be in Acapella, you guys. Can you believe we can do a little support? - I started the Glee Club. - Of course, I can believe that. - At my junior high school. - You said you've done everything. - But I did that simply based off of the movie. Like, oh, sorry, the show, my God. - Of course. - We could give the movie while, 'cause they did have the musical. Well, when they went on tour. - Yeah, yeah. - Thank you, never forget. But I did start the Glee Club at my junior high school. - Would you do a Glee Club now? Let's start-- - Everything. - You would have no time, but, like, let's start a Glee Club. That's for it. I'm like don't say nothing you don't. Tor podcast and glee club come on glee club is opening Well, I was in folk's workshop and they made me and I was like shade You should do that at your wedding Fuck it make us all fuck yeah, I'm gonna be there. You're gonna be there. Oh, yes. Yes. 100% I'll perform Yeah, like you and your partner teams like fuck it. Well, we need a man first. Well, I'm gonna get there What may may is not over. What's my tea giving? Yeah, what do you want like what do I want? Hmm, what do I want? I want a man with Great personality, right? I definitely think I'm gonna be the bigger personality in the relationship Which is okay. Yes, and I don't want him to be I don't want to be By that I don't want him to be like that too much because sometimes they're they'd be saying that's too much I don't want to be too much. They have to have a good sense of style. I think that's important for me. - It's very important. - And then other than that, I've dated small, I've dated tall, I've dated big, I've dated, I like a bigger man, I would say. Definitely a bigger man, some scruff on him. - Yeah. - I like a man, like trade for real. I want, I do kind of be like for trade. - Yeah, yeah, I got like that off. - Joe, like we'll see you guys this tree, you're like, you're obsessed with her. - It's really easy. - It's like so easy to tell, it's like. - You would think 'cause you have an eye. - Okay, you're live. - You would have an eye, you know what I mean? 'Cause then you could say. - I think LA is gonna be like. - You think, I think LA is gonna wake it up right now. - I think LA is gonna wake it up right now. - I'm like, very into that. - Baby, I know about that. - You know, oh baby. - I know about that. - And if you have any, if you have any referrals. - Well, that's why I'm asking. - That's what I'm like, that's what I mean. - I'll close the deal. - Yeah, that's what I mean. - No, that's what I'm saying. - Yeah, I'm trying to like do a low one too for you. - Yeah, thank you. - When I offer Selena. - Oh, thank you. - No, yeah, we have to. - Gotta keep an eye out for Selena. - No, I'm like, yeah, I offer Selena. - But we can never sing that song again, right? - An autopilot for a police that you don't have to learn for the wedding. - Yeah, you're so right. - Yeah, I'm fortunate. - We're whispering now. - Maybe you should go to a glee club. - Oh yeah, yeah, I will. I will, I'm happy with my name. - I find my man at the glee club. - Girl, that would be T, actually. - No, but then he's two. - Then men, it's like, okay, you want to be a star? I can do that. - I will say. - You want to be a star? - I will be a star. - You're being an artist. - Yes, you can be like a gorgeous artist painter. Like that's your version of star. I can't you, you can't want to get on a stage. - I do think though there's something about going for also somebody quirked. - Yeah. - There's a safety nut there. Like I feel like I'm dating somebody who's arguably more quirked than I am. Which before I would always be like nonchalant. Like girl, why did face somebody this guy that I used to think was bad, like, you know, back in the, you know, you remember when I was, I don't know what I was talking about. She sent me this guy and I was like, what the fuck was I thinking? What the fuck was I thinking in the sense that like, I would have literally been the crib like, I believe, and he would have been like, shut the fuck up. - He didn't get you. - He didn't get you. - You need to be weird. - Well, he needs to be weird. - And I feel like we kind of sleep on that. - And your man is like weird. He's quirked up. - He's quirked up. - Yeah. - He's quirked up. And I love it because then like when I'm quirked up, he's like, yeah. But then like it's crazy 'cause now I feel like I'm like the less quirked up one. - Okay. - Which is crazy. - Yeah. - Fucking like what? - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's like insane, but I'm like honestly, don't sleep on that. - Yeah. - It's the most important thing. - It's like taste like flying into the glee club. - Flying into the glee club, that house. - Okay. - That house. - That house. - Well, 'cause there's something so nice about like, knowing that you're not, to your point like gonna be too much. - Right. - 'Cause I feel that. And I feel like all of the guys that I used to date before were always like nonchalant. Like very like, oh yeah, like I'm like, I'm sexy shit. And then it's like, okay, so then when I like bring up something, it's awkward. - I think what we can do is hold open auditions for the glee club. - Tea. - And even if we're not gonna put the glee club together. - You're gonna break so many hearts. - It's gonna just be like, we're just gonna be like, getting their energy. - Right. - And we'll get back to you. - Yeah, we'll get back to you. - And head shots. - And head and eight bars. - Oh, we should literally host a glee club. You know what we should do? We should host a glee club where they do like, they'll let kids like rent a theater. - Yeah. - There's like a birth, you know? There's like a birth, they party situation where you can go and they'll give you a script and then the kids learn the script and they do a little part. - Yeah, they do a little choreography. 'Cause we can get into that. - I can get into that. - And then you literally perform the scene. - Yeah, and then they just like do it and they'll be like, right, period. - You're good. - Let's know if that would be fun. But like, is that bitch off? - We should do that. - We should, no, that would be fun. That's why I said, don't say nothing you don't mean. 'Cause like, we literally about to be like perfect. - No, I'll put my money where my mouth is. - Oh, perfect. - There's a lot of things. - Well, I'm like, we could get a crew too. - Right. - We'll talk about some things and we'll do some and then we'll see what we can okay, right? And we'll see what it looks like. Wait, do you want to get married? - Yes. - What kind of wedding? - Well, my boyfriend's Australian. So, you know, y'all. - Roma. - Right. So, there's gonna be like, multiple events. There's gonna need to be multiple events. - Wait, wait. - I'm thinking, you know what's the TWA Airport Hotel in New York, maybe? - Yeah, no, I don't. - It's like a 1960s TWA Hotel, a TWA airport hanger that's been like restored. It's like very chic, very glamorous. It's also kind of disgusting. Like, if you look up close, everything's dirty and filthy. - Well, how? - 60s, come on. - Well, they renovated it like 2019. And they just haven't cleaned it since. - 2019. - Yeah, it's been a while. - Yes, yes. - But I'm imagining a very big wedding there. - Wow. - Very big wedding there. I mean, everyone gets on the plane and then flies down to Melbourne, Australia, for a second wedding. But that's what everyone wants to come. 'Cause that's like not everyone, yes. - Imagine leaving the party and being like, I'm not going on a plane. - I'm not going to the second plane. - Yeah, I'm not going to the second plane. - I'd be miserable. - But it's like, a lot of people won't want to take the 24 hour flight. - Or like, the $1,400 flight. - Yeah, both sides of it. It's very expensive and it's very long. - Is this family there? - Yes. - Okay, tea. - It's like 19 hours and like a four hour flight after that. I've done it four times in the past three years. - 19 hour flight. - It's so fun. It's so amazing. Yeah, you unplug. You're unplugged. No Wi-Fi. No Wi-Fi on these flights. - I would go crazy. - It's, no, it's really. - I mean, the bedroom situation. - It's not that bad. I will say I've never had a bad experience. Like, every time I've gone my entire row has been empty. And I've started upgrading to premium economy, which feels like flying in like one of the bedrooms. - Yeah, totally. - So it's such a crazy difference. - Yeah. - But you just get on the flight and you know, I don't have to hear from a person for 19 hours. - That is a good perspective. - I'm going to sleep. I'm waking up. I'm going to sleep. Like, they're serving you 85 meals. - Me? - I'm waking you up non-stop. - Oh my God. That was literally, my baby grew up. I was like, are you serious? - Look at that. - Also, there's a director's fuck. I always have to have the windows down because I get like motion sickness bad as fuck. And I put the window down because it was like daytime. And she literally was like, put it back up. - What is that? - Put it back up. - Yeah, she literally told me like, she was like, open, open. I was like, okay. I'll sleep like this. - I never heard of that. - Yeah. - Yeah, I have to sleep like, girl. That was literally like this. I'm like, okay, so no worries. - No worries, love. Oh my God, 14 hours is, you're 19. - 19. - It's amazing. It's honestly so amazing. - You got a walk. - You land, you're like, okay, I've been away for two days because you lose a day because you skipped the time zone. So you leave on like January 1st so you got there January 3rd. - Wow. - That's amazing. You lose like a full, news day, everything. And then when you come home, you gain a day. So it's January 15th. It's January 15th again when you land. - Yeah. - So I do know about that. - It is nice. When I was in college, I started the Broad and Australia. And I was dating a girl at the time. And this is just, I needed to bring this up because the day skip, and the day that skipped was Valentine's Day. And this is so horrible. But I was like, at the time I was gonna break up with her because I was a gay man. But I was like, I didn't even have to take part in Valentine's Day this year. I just sent her a little message. She was like, happy Valentine's Day. I was the problem. She probably hates me. No, she actually loves me. We love each other. But it is, yeah. - Girl. - It's a blessing. - Like busing the flight on the 13th. Just like, yeah, I don't know. - Yeah, I'm like, sorry. I'm gonna miss Valentine's Day this year. - I think I'm gonna miss it. I don't know. - It would be in the air. - Boop, hey, love you. - The flowers are coming. - Boop, hey. - Right. - A girl. No, that's Tia's shit. You have the double. - It is. - The hand that's a bull. - Kind of obsessed with that. - Yeah. - I can't wait for people to have weddings. - I know. - Fuck. - It's gonna be, yeah. - We probably another 10 out, but it's okay. - Right. - You know, we Gen Z. - I know, I've lucky, well, 'cause I have one front group, where everyone's boot up as well. - Yeah, you have gone so far with weddings. - There was, hello weddings for last year. - That's so nice. - And then this year, I'm going to another wedding. - Damn. - My friends getting, yeah, it's giving like, everyone's going to have weddings. - You have weddings. - Yeah, well, we are, you know. - I feel like you're gonna regret how much you're looking forward to the weddings one day. - Really? - It gets to a point. - It gets to a point pretty fast. - I will say this. - With the wedding of it, I don't hold off on the magic of the day. It's not like a pinnacle, like, bitch. I'm at the Renfair, bitch. I'm doing my wedding. - Right. Like I'm microdosing. But there's just something about like, people really release their inhibitions. Like, I just love the fantasy. - That's sweet. - That's sweet. - And I love like hearing about everyone's like, fantasy, like, I'm like, what? Yes, color. - But it's gonna be like all summer. It's gonna be every weekend, all summer for you. - Well, unfortunately, you'll love that. - I just, I feel like we should all collaborate. - Oh, you won't. - Well, no, I feel like we should all like, maybe, okay, so like, you take the first week of June and then nobody else for the rest of June. And then, you know what I mean? Like, I would hope that we're close enough to do that. I'm hoping. I'm really hoping we're close enough to do that. We'll, I mean, like, genuinely serving like, Gen Z piece of shit. Like, I'm like, I'm not gonna have to worry about that for another five, 10, probably. - Do you think that people are actually enjoying their wedding? Because that's what makes that my biggest fear is like, you spent so much money and you want to make sure that everything is going smoothly. That like, they don't, I feel like the bride and the grim barely even eat. No, what do they mean me? - And my friend did that. - That's priority. - Shout out Emma. She had the most stunning. My friend Emma had the most stunning, gorgeous. Like, it was actually insane, ass wedding. 'Cause it's like, yeah, if you eat with everyone, like during like the dinner part, you're literally, everyone's coming up to you at your table and like, you know what I mean? - Yeah, and like wants to take pictures with you and like, so it's like hard to eat. But what my friend did when she was changing into like the reception, the reception outfit. They did a dinner together. - Oh, that's actually really cool. - And then we all were like outside and like everyone would take pictures and they had like, you know, yeah, the apps, like going around the drinks, going around. And so yeah, they had like a dinner together inside, changes their outfits, and then like we got sort of dinner. - A lot. - That's sweet. - And I feel like it's T2 because you can also rest to sure that everyone also knows that like weddings are hard. I went to my first wedding, my sister got me a shout out. That was like the first wedding that I was like in it T, and I just felt like, like I definitely understand there's like a lot of moving parts and everything and everybody was like so chill and fun, and it was like so much fun. But I was just thinking about it 'cause I was like having the same thought like, well usually people are so like, oh my god I'm stressed. Like I'm so stressed and I was kind of like, well maybe she was stressed, but I'm just kind of like, but it's fine 'cause like we all know it's T. Like if something went wrong I wouldn't be like, - You're wedding stuff. - What the fuck? This is stupid, it's like four weddings this fuck, like five out of time, like five, I don't know. Like I'd be like yeah, or you could just have a carnival. You could do whatever. - Carnival. - And no matter the wedding, I will always, no matter how much I eat at that wedding, if the food is good or bad, I will always be going to talk about laughter. - Yeah. - It's there. - Oh yes, my character had it at her leaving. - Well that's what we're gonna say. She ate that, she ate that. 'Cause I'm like, well in my friend Macy, she had her wedding in Spain and she had like the dance floor food because her wedding was like, you know, I don't know. It was long as fuck, like the reception part of it. We keyed so goddamn hard, my titties fell out. Like actually. - Like your tittar out. - No, it's all good, yeah. Like I was junkish, I jumped into a pool with my titties out. So, I was like, okay. - Good part of the jumpy, the pool of the titties. - The pool of the titties. - The pool of the titties didn't know my titties was out and like a song video, no worries. No worries, y'all can tell that. - No worries. - Yeah, all good. Honestly TMZ doesn't even want it. So it's just like, no worries. - You've tried, you're like, please, please, please. - They feel like, you're like, we, we, we love it. Oh, I don't know who she is. With that being said, yeah, 'cause it was like 11 p.m. Almost midnight and I think the DJ stopped at one. And then after that, we could just like keep, we kept the party going off the, but I think at like 10, she had like more food come out and it was like the bar food, you know? Like the tacos, the chicken nuggets, like it was so fucking good. And your junkish shit, so you're like, need to eat. - That's the best. - I will, one thing I will be incorporating is that boots, but it will, it will be talked about for sure. - Yeah, I have to be, it has to be amazing. - Where are the same at the lights? - Right here. - Oh, there we go. (laughing) - No, they're right here. - They're fresh as shit, are they? - No, they're good. - Okay, I will say though, when I ate one, I've never had this happen to me before. - Is it bad? - No, I got a brain zap. - What? - I've never, what does that mean? - What does that mean? - Like a brain freeze? - No, like, you know when like people stop taking their SSRIs and get like brainzaps? - No, I don't know. - Have you ever heard of that before? - No. - Thank you, Lauren. - Thank you, Lauren. - This is so good. - That's right. - No, no, you're fine. (laughing) But my brain literally zapped. I've never had that experience before. What does that mean? - I think it just happens sometimes when like, yeah. Like people take like SSRI, it's like your brain just kind of like. - But you're not taking SSRI. - But you just have like a thing about the like, that happens to you and you went through it in private like during the series. - This isn't SSRI. - Yeah, I'm sure. - No, I know. Is that why you've been weird? You've been weird. (laughing) - That's like 10? - It was off, yeah. - It made me out. (laughing) - Yeah, let's find out. Wait. - What? - Shocking them. - Well, there is no scientific link between synabondaline and brainzaps. Here is the content. - Okay. - Well anyways, I don't know. I don't know why that happened. But like. - Are you sure? - Now I'm like, I'm getting the brainzaps. - Hi caffeine and take maybe because I did have an alonni new. - How was it? - And that are all so fucking good. - And they're all. - Yeah. - Okay, well, there's the brainzaps. - Yeah, that's like a lot. - Well, but I do that every day. A 20MG and like some alonni new. - And maybe like the sugar. Maybe the sugar. - And I think the sugar like sent it over. - Yeah, can you explain what the sensation is like up the brain's up? - It really freaked me out. - I'm like a little concerned. - I love you. - You freaked in silence? That's what I'm saying. - You're moving through this quietly. - I feel like I don't come to everyone until it's like bad, bad, bad, bad. - If you were like to stop us and be like, you guys I'm freaking out right now, actually. - No, 'cause I was like, well, we're just gonna keep going. - When did it happen in the conversation? - Maybe the alonni new and Adderall is interesting. - I'm sorry. - No, I don't apologize. I just don't want your brain like I don't want your brain to have that. - Well, that was crazy. That was the first time that summer. - I know about that, but it's totally. - This is when we passed the, when you were like, we're this in about the lights. And then Maya. - That's a moment where this is, oh my God. - It's like three seconds. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - And you was like, when you, the first part, you were like, oh my God, I was in the wrong lights. And then you put them back down and you open the box. - Yeah, for me, I ate one. - You went by, braiding all day. - Baby, 'cause it's like, ah, ah, ah, ah. - And your brain said, well, I had one. And then literally, it went up in my brain. And like, it felt like it was vibrated in this. - That's like, and then I literally went like this. - You guys, it honestly can roll back. - Yeah. - On video. - No, I'm just like, bro, I don't get married. - I'm like, I'm like the carnival wagon. - And I literally just like, no, mama, okay. Yeah, we can talk about this off camera, but yes. - Well, okay, the T-S has just happened. - Okay. - Usually, when I have an Alonnie knew, it's only when I do a double-decker. Like, so if I wake up at 5am and I do my workout and run, yeah, it makes sense because I'm using that caffeine and energy, so it's like going to a place so it's really just fine. Today, what happened was, I woke up at 6am, literally, again, said this earlier today, wanted to sip a pair of Hollister jeans through a straw. That sounded more appealing than having to get up and run. - Okay. - So I was Desperado Monte Carlo. - Uh-huh. - And I made an Alonnie knew for myself. Problem is. - Can you explain, what does that mean though? You made it? - Well, I have the powder. - I have the powder. - Okay, okay. - And I just know about, okay, sorry, go ahead. - Yeah. - I'd like to wait for a second. 'Cause we were like, we only know the can. - 'Cause I'm like, what do y'all, did you see that video I sent you of the diva making the Alonnie knew Dubai chocolate? - No. - What? - Wait, was that Alonnie knew the Java? The Java chocolate? - That was the one who knew. - No, it was the diva making, you know the girl who makes the water talks? - Yeah. - She's been making Alonnie news. - Wait, what girl? - She's made like a cotton candy. She's water talks. She does like the Dubai La Boob, will not La Booboo. - How old is she? - Sorry, how old is she? - How old is she? - She's not, she's not talking. - 28. - 28 but she's not, she's 28. - Okay, I know. - Is what she said in the comments. - Okay. - I followed a different water talk girl. - But I think that you were looking at her and making. - No, I know. - Okay, yeah, pull her up, pull her up, pull her up. - Oh, I'm Brick, perfect. - Bricks? - Yes. - I'm like, I'm Brick, Opal, anything I could talk to. - Oh, Opal. - Well, you should be using Opal. - I just want to talk about this later. - Talk about the girl. - Golden La Booboo water. - No, just type in La Booboo water talk. - Do you guys know about Tanya taking back my life with 42, Tanya? - Girl, no. - Oh, she's also doing this time. - Would you know about my queen right? - She got, she got very after. - Oh, she's the first girl. - Yeah, she's the first one. - Yes, her. That's my girl. - Already, that's my girl. - What you know about my girl right here, but now she's, she started making protein coffees. - Oh yeah, with the Insta, yes, yes. 'Cause that's what I know, check it out. - But she also did a Lonnie News. - This is like three important to me. - I just want your brain to be okay. - My brain will. - 'Cause I just know how like, the Adderall and caffeine be sometimes, and I'm like, girl. - Well, 'cause she's the thing. I was taking 40 milligrams. - Yeah. - And we did a live stream. And everyone was like, are you okay? But it was because I was mute. Well, because the Adderall, like, the Adderall, makes it silent up there. - Yes, yes. - And so, 'cause I'm like 10 milligrams, was definitely not enough. Like I was like still doing the worm. And I'm like, no, I have shit to do for real. So like, I need to lock in. But when I started taking 40-- - That's ton, yeah, that's my girl. - Wait, wait, everywhere, it's gonna be gone. So, let's get started. - Okay. - I know about that. - And yesterday for a totally ton, you water, all my waters are ton, you water. - Did she make the waters with the-- - Yeah, she's doing all that stuff. - I love water. - Okay. - And this filter, thank you. - She went on a cruise. She took, speaking of cruises from yesterday, she did like bariatric bypass surgery cruise and she had a bunch of people who went on this cruise. And there was this one like ringleader who organized the whole cruise. The ringleader was scamming everyone on the boat. So, Tanya was in tears posting, being like, I'm so sorry I didn't get to meet you guys. Like all my fans who came on this cruise, like I didn't get to meet you, like, we were being basically like held in another room. It was like a week long bariatric bypass surgery cruise. - Did she have bariatric surgery? - Yes. - On the cruise? - No, it was like a support group. - Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay. - Like support? - They were just getting like bariatric. - Yes. - Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - But it was really, it was a crazy month of my life 'cause I was following my news. - And they were holding her in the room? - Well, she just wasn't allowed to meet her fans 'cause it was like everything, it was horrible. It was horrible. - Oh my God. - Love Tanya, having fans for water talk. - No, that's my God. - I'm the boat. - I'm the water talk. - I have two. - I'm water talk. - I'm talking about the guy. - 1.4 billion followers, water talk. - She's like the one who goes, "Let's make my water the day." - Yeah. - The other thing and he goes, and he spends it and it'll be like red skittled chair. (laughing) - Every single flavor, it's too, I don't care. - No, that's a completely-- - Every flavor. - Because they drink, thank you. No, let's wake 'em up. Yeah, let's make me drink Mr. and Monday. - Well, 'cause y'all don't wanna drink water, and that's me, I don't wanna drink water. - This is how I'm not kidding, I shit you not, this was literally my childhood, because my mom was so fucking strict, and we were like not allowed to like drink so to anything, whatever. But my dad like loves Kool-Aid, loves like a fun drink. So he was genuinely in the early 2000s, the people buying this was my dad. - Oh my God. - And I'm just like letting, like I'm just like, that's like big meoeira. - I'm just like letting you know who like boots, there's a market now. - Oh, I think no one of the girls beat me. - My job was not lost on water talk like this. - Oh, it's like this? - Yeah. - I never knew on water talks like this. - Would have loved water talk, boom, boom, boom. - Yeah, I'm good. - Yes. - Oh, girl. - Oh, that's so real. - For water talk before the water talk like this. - No. - No, we'll talk because he walked so these bitches could run. - No. - Literally my all-time most-goated flavor that he put me onto was like, okay, you guys know the tropical punch, like the guy that's literally on the board? - Yeah, of course. - Yeah, of course. - Tropical green, yeah, Hawaiian punch. They have a tropical green flavor. That's like green root punch, holy moly. - It's good. - It's good. - I was so excited about the water talk. Like, honestly, it's giving me, I don't drink enough water. - I literally do meal lemonade every day. - Yeah. - Don't do liquid IV and stuff unless you're like, actually like sweating and shit because you can like fuck up your sodium level. - Yeah. - But the meerk. - But I'm letting you know Miss Mio. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, you can get one with magnesium right before bed. That literally helps. - They have energy too. - Yeah, they have energy. - They have energy. - They do, they do. - Mio. - Mio. - Have you guys ever eaten goos or chews? - Never. - Never. - Never. - Really? - Is that shocking? - Well, I guess it's like, what? - It's shocking. - Oh, we should do a 10K just so you guys can - Right, you're like, go in the 80s. - Right, no, or what's the vibe? Is there cardio? - I used to be a big runner. Like a big, I mean like by big runner, I was a big runner. - Yeah, I was running a lot, and then I've always meant to get back to it. - Right. - I'm like a 12, 330 girl. I'm like getting on the treadmill on an incline of 12 for 30 minutes. - My sciatica could won't survive on four. - I see, like that's my only cardio or the stair master for 30. - Yeah. - I know. - That's too tough for me. - It's too tough. - But then I like-- - You're running, you're running. - Yeah. - Running is easier than doing the stair master or 12 feet. - It's so harder. - It's harder to spot. - It's easier to me. - So once you get into, like once it's like once you pass the first mile up around, you're like, oh, I'm just doing this. - Yeah. - When you go like four or five, like there is, like the runners high that happens. They're like, I'm real about that. - I don't think I've ever ran more than three miles in the pandemic. - I think you would be really good at it though, because you're so strong. - Yeah. - Like I will say that's like-- - If you're strong, that's like the key. - Well, because real, no, for real, because like the half marathon, like last time, I feel like that was something that would change, but I might not change. I don't know yet. But like for real is the strength training, because it is just the vibe of like when your body is strong, like it's easier to, you know, be in motion. - I have the right to move. - Yeah. - I might, my nipples shake. - Oh. - Yeah. - Bandit. Bandit than that. - That, yeah. - We're honestly some megabave and like keep it up. - We're honestly on the run. - I was gonna-- - Yeah, you should. - Yeah, that barrier is today. I really needed this sports bra. I was like, whoa, this is so painful on my tits. - Let's go. - Let's go. - Let's go. - Let's see. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Let's see. - No, let's see. - No, let's see. - I need a binder too. Literally, the closest I've ever worn to a binder is the on-cloud sports bra. - Bitch, the closest I've ever worn is the fucking Skims bra. - No. - That shit has my skin. - Baby. - The Skims bra. - Literally. - Literally. - The one that's high, literally. I'm like, oh, I don't have ribs. - Oh, the high ones. - I don't have ribs. So thanks for offering. Thank you. - I have a body one. - I have a body one. - I have a body one. - I have two body ones that are literally-- - The body ones are for show. - That one's for when I'm just doing squats and stuff, but I don't even know if I could do a squat. - I'm like the high ones. I'm like, yeah. - Baby. - I need that one. - But that's on-cloud. Literally, it goes from here all the way down. Instead, I was like, a binder. - Oh, that's nice. That sounds amazing. - You could low-key wear it as a tinkini, but it's a bra for real. - Yeah. - And my shit's like, yeah. - Like, it's giving chest plate. - No, get into the tinkini. Get into the tinkini. - Like, not breastplate chest plate. Chest plate. - Chest plate. - Chest plate. - I really need that. - No, I feel like that's going to be, that's going to be a next chapter. - Oh, and everything else now. - I got everything else now. - It's like at the very all-in vibe, too. Like, once you're in, bitch, you're in it. - Yeah. - But then when you're out of it, because that's why, so it's just not that I'm out of it. - I don't think I can self-motivate to run. - Well, that's why I have my, that's why I switched to the 5am, because we were, let's walk down. But I switched to the 5am workout, because I like running with my friends at 7.30. - So you're working out before you even- - Yes. - You're living in a pandemic. - Yeah. - And during the pandemic, I was, like, chod maxing. I literally was chod maxing, like, I was just, like, chod is fun. I don't know. How do you make a great chod? It's, like, chod. - Chod. - Chod. - Chod. - Yeah, like, chod, but like, chod. - Maybe we're chod. - We're chunk. - Literally. - We're chunked. - We're chunked. - No. - We're chunked, too. - Girl. - Wait. - But it is more so, like, just think of when you're just, like, rotting, doing nothing, literally, like, nothing but, like, fries. - Chod. - Like, nothing but, like, fried food, like, bed rot, like, literally- - That's because this whole week, that week, we've been- - We've been- - Guys, my sub of you ticked, talked the other day, that was so- - Motherfucking funny. - Yay! - Which is literally the one where you're, like, going to my bed, and, like, the items- - It was like- - It was, like, me showing it go to slow-right. - I'm just gonna- - You know what happens when you explain it to take-togs. - Yeah. - It just dies, and immediately dies. - That's- - That's a good mind, but I'm bricked. - You got, like, an Opal. - Huh? - What's Opal? - Opal, like, Brick is, like, the physical one, of course, as you know. - Yeah. - And then Opal is just an app on your phone with it locks into your screen time. You cannot turn it off. So from 7 p.m. to 9 a.m. every single day, like, I can't access any social media. - And if you want to? - There's one over, right, a week. - One a week. - Okay, so you want me to get stricter. - It's so good. I brick like- - It was easy for me to, like, stop using, like- - Yeah, I will say. - Is with our job, though. Sometimes we do need our lover, Maya, online. - But then you gotta just kinda have- - You gotta plan ahead. - But, like, sometimes I feel like last minute shit comes up. - Then you have your emergency override. - Right, one thing. - Or you have to open up the Instagram. Open up the laptop. - On desktop. - And logging and posts. - Okay, see? - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm in the thing is, like, then the laptop just becomes the phone. Like, I'm laying in bed. - Yeah. - Scrolling on my laptop. - It's more, like, computer room time. - It's, like, I'm in high school. - Yeah. - Like, that vibe of, like, girl. It's just, like, my family TV. - Yeah. - Give me a K on you! (cheering) - No, because that's me, Ashe. (cheering) - Yeah. (laughing) - I literally sleep with everything in my bed. (laughing) I literally sleep with my iPad, my Apple pencil, my laptop, all in my bed. And I'm literally like this. - Yeah. - Like, it's not easy. - No, and, like, the bedtime snacks. (laughing) - God, the bedtime snacks move. - God, send the fuck out of you so bad, because that is, like, Chad Maxing. (laughing) - Chad Maxing. - Literally, you're just, like, shit, and your bed falls into the laundry, like, in your bed. - Oh, yes! - With you and everything. That is, like, the definition of Chad Maxing. - Yeah. - I would, yeah, I'm, like, it's easy for me to return to my roots of Chad Maxing. - Yeah. - Girl, that's fine with you right now. - Yeah, if I'm not, like, doing some shit. - That's my shit right now. - That's the best. - No. - And the best of times. - Yeah. - Once a week. - I need a once a week. - Yeah, I feel like I need to put in a raw day so that I don't, like, end up rotting for, like, two months. - Right. It's like that. - That happens that way. - Yeah. - That happens. - Yeah. - Well, fuck. - Well, fuck. - Well, fuck. - Guys, I just, like, don't- - This is the key that had to happen on camera, but it's, like, y'all wanna leave so bad. (laughing) - Okay, fine, okay, fine. - I don't wanna fucking leave you so bad. - No, no, look, you're fine, okay, fine. - Just go to we spot. - I can just go. - We need to hit the stop route too. - Like, on some real. - But things like fucks and y'all are leaving tomorrow, like, all of a sudden. - I'm like, as you're like, "Well, do we grow?" It's like a- - I'm like, um, wait, you could watch. - Yeah, sorry. - Offie. - Like, me literally, like, having a brain zap right now. That's not funny. - I really don't like that that happened to you. It was really like on my spirit. I just want you to know that. We'll talk about that later. - Well, they don't talk about it. I'm on the lights tonight. - They don't do brain zap. Maybe we pulled it up. - No brain zap. - We pulled it up. - Adorable, and a Lonnie knew my- - My, I wouldn't. - A Lonnie knew Seal's son. - Like, he's doing sex with the board story, like, literally. - I'm like, a Lonnie knew doesn't, but like, Adorable, my. - I pay for that. - My. (laughing) - That I do pay for, like, wait. - Okay, so every episode, we do a neighborhood watch. Which is just something that you wanna post on the bulletin board. It could be media, it could be music, it could be advice. I guess it could be anything, really. Which I'm like, what is mine even? I never know. - It's mine. - Damn, what is mine? See, we do this every damn time. - Mine's my Apple watch. - Yeah. - Because I will say, did I talk about this in the last episode where I said what it does? - For me? - No. - On my runs, that, like, they ate the fuck out of this, like, Apple. - I don't think you talked about it. - Well, specifically, the app that I use ate the fuck out of this. I use Runa. You can sync it to your watch. And while I'm running, it'll tell me if I'm running too slow. - Oh. - Or too fast. - Oh. - And so my watch will literally be like, you need to slow down. Or like, you need to speed up. Like, you're not going fast enough. - I like that. - And then it'll be like, you're on pace. - Yeah. - Okay. - And then, like, during your, if I'm on pace, it'll be like, you're on pace. And so then it just keeps me on pace for my run. - Yeah. - And it's really UT, and I'm like, y'all ate the fuck. - That really is T, I like that. 'Cause you never, sometimes you don't know. - Yeah, and then, like, my, well, I'm like, especially if, like, for race day. - Mm-hmm. - Oh my gosh. The way when I ran my half, I ran the first mile so fast. 'Cause I was just like. - I'm sure. - Yeah. It was so exciting. - And then, like, everything. I was after that was carnage, so I had no worry. - Literally cried twice running that, that was the big thing. - You cried. - Well yeah, 'cause we had like friends along the trail, so it'd be like we're like seven miles deep and then I saw Quentin and I literally started crying and then it was like mile 12 and then we saw like Kiel and Manny and I was like, I saw it so hard. Anytime you see your friends during a race, you're like, it's just like, whoa. - It's just like, whoa. - So anyways, my Apple watch to that time. - Right now. My neighborhood watch is good sorting on iPad with an Apple pencil. That's it. - No, it's not. It's literally just like, it's like this game where you sort a bunch of things and like, that's kind of it. But it's like a puzzle game. So it's like, there'll be like, shit behind other shit, like things are moving, like that. I was like, that's my, that's my shit right now. With an Apple pencil, it's over. - It's over. - It's so over. - I don't have an iPad. - I love my iPad. - I actually did have an iPad. - You should get when they're kind of selling cheap iPads. - You gave me an iPad. - How did I stole from my old job? - Yeah, that part. - That was amazing. - Girl, I stole a lot of stuff from that job. - It's a pencil. - I need a pencil. - It's, you need the pencil. - Okay. - It makes it so like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. - I'm gonna lose that pencil. - It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, - It attaches to the side. - It's magnetic. - It's, so, the thing is, and I, you have to think about what's worse. Like, the joy of having the pencil for him or what will happen when I lose it. Finds out he lost it. Like, what? - I will, I will lose it. - The high, or that low, you know. - You should get a little keychain. - You need to change that neuropath with it, you need to change that neuropath, like, I wonder if you can get a little like keychain like airtack. - Yeah. - Like, like the sunglasses that like tie around the bag. - I know. - You just need like an, like a, like a wrist strap. - I need that. - Well, because now you can like, I will personally get you the case that has a little bit of, you just, you just click it in. - Okay. - When you're done, it goes like. - Okay, I'm, like, on the other end of the reaction, it will be like, I'm so fucking, so I can't have nice things. - I don't say that, that's not true. - This is knowing how it's so sad. - I know about that. - We'll get into it. - It's okay, right, this self-talking, yes, you know that. - I don't even think I've ever asked you guys too. This is so fucked up. Do we talk about signs? - Oh, signs. - What are your signs? - I'm a tourist on Virgo Moon Capricorn Rhyse. - Woo! - You're so, like, yay! - Yeah, I'm like, let's go to the top, babe. - I'm Capricorn Girl. - Tourist Moon Liberizing. - Okay. - I'm a Liberizing. - Wait, that's why the key, 'cause my is Liberizing. - I'm a Leo Sun Pisces Moon Liberizing. - I think that's why you should so correct. - Leo Sun? - That's why you should say that. - What's going on? - Are you guys good? - It's crazy. - So how's it feeling? - It's so sick. - It was like pretty tense. - And we're both in the middle of our Saturn returns right now. - Oh, I'm sure right now. - Like, it started more weeks of each other, yeah. - Girl, I'm like, you serving like all Earth signs. - And I just turned 30, it's too much. - You guys are so mean. That's why I feel deeply connected to you guys in a way. That's like very spiritual. - It is, that was very challenging. - Yeah. - Let's go. - Like deep, like deep, on the girl spirit. It will be handled, though. - Please. - It will be handled, please. What was the segment called? - Neighborhood Watch. I would just say just because we were listening to it before in the car and I've been getting into her, have you heard of Holly Humberstone? - No. - Okay, she's just a singer songwriter, but like her last album was honestly really, really good. - Love. - And it's like a mix of like, I don't know, it's like Hayam meets Taylor Swift, but like she has that tone that you know the tone. Can you do the tone? What was it? - I don't wanna be mean. - Shush. - Shush. - You know, like when she's like a little-- - Yeah. - She says spiders in one song and she goes spiders. - You know, it's like that a little bit, but like the beat behind the song. - Like all better. - Yeah, like I share. - So good. - I'm excited. - It's like a lot of people. - I feel like personally, you're like. - I feel like personally. - I just like would have to wear a potato sack and just like handle it. - Oh, I feel like it would be a lot of work. - Yeah. - Like I'd be in the green screen every time just with my head out. - Honestly, I do like a nasty face-out partnership. - No way. - No way. - Lastly, yank my shit back. Gank my shit back. She's coming on the pop. - Yes, love. - My shit back. - I feel like she's going to be huge. - Oh, she's going to be huge. - Oh, yeah. - I feel like you're usuring it. - Yeah. - You have a hand in this. - I'm trying. I'm bringing her up every time. - Okay, well, I'm like the girls. - Yeah. - The girls listen to the recs. - Yeah, so y'all let us know. - So y'all let us know. - Y'all let us know. - Guys, I'm like actually depressed right now. - No, I'm actually like this. This is like, wow. - This is like one of our like most goaded pod episodes ever. - That's major. - For people, like thank God. - Literally from the moment you guys started posting. - We know. - It's like, no, I need to meet these girls. - And you're the ex. - Well, thank you. - Yeah, well, no. - Well, it's you. - Oh. (laughing) - I was so bad. - You have an answer. - I have to bring guys. I'm sorry. Like that's about it on your balls pod. Like, I would be like. - She never runs. She does not touch the socials at all. - Right. - And I'm sorry, y'all know. I love y'all. I come in here and there. Y'all know what it is. - We're siblings. - Yeah. - I literally, if you talk online, it's literally you're keking with me. - Yeah. - Right. - As fuck. - Yeah, I am. - Oh, yeah. - Patreon too. - Patreon chat. Everyone's like, "Happy birthday, Andrew. We love you so much." - But then I'll pop it. - I'll pop it in like once out of like, and then there will be like, - No, you have to pop. - You have to pop. - Every message is like, "Andrew, we are so fucking obsessed with you and so proud of you." - Oh. - I'm just reading them. I'm just like. - I know about them. - I'll extend the screenshots to Maya and just be like, "Hey, girl." The girls are letting you know - You know, you need to know about that. - No, I'm a poppin. - I'm a poppin. - I'm a poppin. I'm a poppin. - And you know what I pop? Cause I literally post like seven stories in a row. - Right. - And then be like, "All right, y'all." - Uh-oh. - No, no, I'm deleting Instagram again. It's no shade. It's no shade, it's not shade actually. But it's a. - Right. - It's spirit. - Yeah, of course. - A realignment. - Yeah. - But thanks for coming guys this way. - This was really hard. - Guys, I love you. I'm like, "Please stay one more day, God damn." - God knows. - Just come like, read it up and then like literally, like I was really upset, how was the, before we end, how was the potato soup? - I brought some here. - And I'm like, "Sav's my neighbor." So if you actually want some, I could just raise them up to Sav. So I have it here. Do you want it? It's in the fridge. It's so fucking good. - So awesome. - And my girlfriend made sourdough. She made a fun feddy loaf. - What? - And she made an audiago hot honey loaf. - Here? - Yes it's here. And brownie with me. - What? - So salted caramel. - No. - And an ube blondie with white chocolate chips. - You gotta cut the camera. - It's like, it's all here. - It's all here. - It's all here. - I'm breaking it into a solar. - Look at me and give me my own room. - Yeah. - No, it was stuff that we were like, like I was like fighting for the bathroom at the end of the night with my girlfriend. Like I was like moving bitch. - Oh my god. - Like moving bitch like white chicks. Like where she like runs into the bathroom. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It was very much so that energy. - Okay well. - So I'm like, I got y'all. - Like data. - I'll take the spoon to it. - We're going a wee stop. - We're going for dinner because let me show y'all something. Please let me show y'all something. - I'm supposed to go to an event tonight and I'm like. - You guys like Chinese. - Okay. - Come to dinner with us. - Yeah come to dinner with us. - All right. - Love you guys. - Bye. - Bye.