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Chuck Klosterman on the Cinema Revival, Sports Tsars, Owners and Commissioners, Analytics, U.S. Soccer Groundhog Day, and State of Reading

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Chuck Klosterman on the Cinema Revival, Sports Tsars, Owners and Commissioners, Analytics, U.S. Soccer Groundhog Day, and State of Reading

In this podcast episode, Bill Simmons and Chuck Klosterman engage in a wide-ranging conversation covering sports, culture, and media. They begin by examining the U.S. men's soccer team's repeated World Cup disappointments, questioning whether the issue lies in athletic talent, youth development costs, or a lack of cultural "nastiness" seen in other nations. Klosterman argues that the U.S. cannot simply will itself to dominance in the world's most popular sport, unlike China's strategic choice of table tennis, and suggests that cultural factors, such as the absence of a transcendent American soccer star, may be insurmountable. The discussion then pivots to sports governance, with Simmons critiquing NBA Commissioner Adam Silver for making business-driven decisions, like the second apron and expansion, that harm competitive balance. They also debate the role of analytics in basketball, using Jaylen Brown's trade as a case study, questioning whether advanced stats can fully capture a player's value when intangibles like leadership and versatility matter. The conversation extends to the changing nature of team ownership, from local moguls to massive consortiums, and how this impacts franchise values and fan costs. Finally, they touch on the revival of movie theaters as a luxury experience and the WNBA's narrative-driven discourse, particularly around Caitlin Clark, before Klosterman makes a bold prediction about Sophie Cunningham's political future.

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The Bill Simmons podcast is brought to you by Paypal. We are also brought to you by the Ringer podcast network where I did a rewatchables last week. We did Oli. If you missed it, it was our 9th Michael Mann movie and the one we have coming up on Monday. It's a move that's also on Netflix, by the way. She's the one 30th anniversary. Very important Gen X movie, we're going to explain all the reasons you should care about this movie. It's an interesting one to discuss 30 years later. We have that and then we have Hitch with Will Smith and Dave Vemendez. That is going to be the week after, so that is the plan. Coming up is a long conversation I had with Chuck Kosterman over the weekend. It goes in all the directions that always goes with Chuck and I, sports, culture, all kinds of things. It's a really good one. If you haven't heard me and Chuck do, we've been doing these shit since I got my podcast that he has been in '07. I don't remember when he started coming up, but we do these a bunch. This was a relicking effort. It is all coming up next. We're going to take a break, Pearl Jam and then Chuck. Alright, Chuck Kosterman is here. We're recording this on a Friday, even though it's running on Sunday. So there's going to be some World Cup stuff this weekend, hopefully nothing too crazy. Have you been into the World Cup, Chuck? No, I mean, I haven't watched much of it. You know, now, you don't even have to try to follow all things, things just come to you. So of course, I hear non-stop conversation around it. I know that the games for the United States are supposed to be like a good times now, but the times have not worked out perfectly for me. So I've seen here and there, I've seen some of it, yeah. Do you feel like we're in a loop with U.S. soccer where every four years, everybody decides this is the time that it's, I feel like you and I have talked about this for 20 years. And it just becomes groundhog day every four years where they build our hopes up and then people get disappointed and then everyone says, "Sockers taking off." And I feel like we've been doing this since the 2000s. There is some similarities with the conversations, although I will say every time this happens, the conversations become a little more serious. Like in the 90s or whatever, it would almost be sort of, you know, people would make more jokes about people are less willing to joke about soccer now. In the same way, they're kind of less willing to joke about everything. What is, of course, I think, to me, always fascinating, is then the, as soon as the U.S. gets eliminated, there's the immediate conversation about why don't we dominate soccer? Why aren't we more dominant? What do we need to do? Do we need to have our best athletes, not play football and basketball? Is it that we have to change youth sports? Is it the financial structure? It's very interesting. I kind of have my own theory about this, but I'm wondering, first of all, what you would say if you were tasked with this idea that everybody seems to want, that we need to have like a national team that's as good as anybody in the world, what do you think would need to happen? Well, I want to hear your theory first. You said you had a theory. What's your theory? It's sort of, I do. Okay, so, okay, it's kind of seen me, Andrew, but, so, like, after the Communist revolution in China, okay, okay, China is this sort of what's the, once, like, this mostly agrarian country, you know, now it's, it's, it's, it's poor, the, the, the entire country has been sort of thrown into chaos, but they need, they want to become a world power in every context. They want to sort of be, you know, you know, not just in economically, but also like in things like sports and arts. So, you know, they made a very conscious decision. They looked at the world of sports and they said, what is a sport that is not emphasized anywhere else and that there is no sort of problem with the physicality and the, the, the, the size of our athletes or whatever. And what they came to the conclusion, one of these things was like table tennis, like ping-pong. We can dominate, like, they made a choice to become a ping-pong power. And that happened. It was like, they saw this vacuum, right? They saw this empty space and if we want to be a dominant, you know, as they do this with lots of things, like the manufacturing of very small cheap plastic toys, you know, like the kind of toys that are like, you know, 99 cents or whatever, they're like, well, no one's really thinking to themselves, we need to build an industry around this. They did all these things. They made all these choices based on sort of seeing what wasn't there and then, like, kind of filling that vacuum. I don't think that can be done with a sport that is basically the most popular sport in the world. All these other countries are obsessed with soccer and have this big head start. And I like, I'm not sure what could be done. It might be that you just can't decide we're going to be great at something. Have it happen. Maybe that shouldn't even be a demand, you know. I have a friend of my David Diamond sent me this long text after the World Cup, after we lost talking about just everyone was like, oh, see, we weren't as good. This was all mirage and his take was we actually did have a lot of talent and the difference with our team compared to, you know, some of the other teams that you see out there is like the experience, kind of the nastiness, like the edge, which I mentioned on the pod the other day. Burr Halter came in at one point and, you know, it was like energy guy and they actually felt like they had some cohesion. And his question was, it's not a question of how do we get more athletes? It's how do we get the type of athletes that seem to succeed in the World Cup who are all these guys that have these edges, right? When we have this in the NBA and we have the NFL, all these other ones and in soccer, it seems like our teams are always too nice. Like the best, the most successful team we ever had was the O2 team. That was the team that beat Mexico and then probably should have beaten Germany and there was the handball and the net that would have been a big deal if that happened now. But that team was just feisty and I wonder like, if I'm trying to do like the blame pie for all the different reasons, we can never get over the hump. The athletes things are piece of it, the use soccer is a piece of it, but I also wonder like, is there some sort of mentality, personality thing that we're just never going to have? Like it's basically at some cost, there's just, there's no way we're going to have it compared to what some of these other countries have where they know all the tricks and pulling jerseys and there's a nastiness to even the best players, right? And I always feel like over and over again, we don't have it. So why don't we have it? Well, I mean, that would suggest though that there's like these kind of intangible secrets to soccer that somehow we can watch and not, I mean, that shouldn't be the case, right? I mean, but that said, how do we, how do we copy, how do we build on these intangible secrets that we apparently just don't have? And I guess the other question would be, why don't we have it, right? Is it something about the structure we have that building from use soccer, the culture of it? Is there some sort of weird toughness that we seem to be missing because the weird thing about the Belgium game was they really like pulled our pants down. Like that, that was like one of those football playoff games you watch in round one where one team just gets blown off the field and embarrassed and knocked around and they just don't seem tough or gritty or anything at all. So I just, I don't know how we get those people because it feels like those are the type of athletes that drift to the other sports. So to me, it's less like athletic talent and more like all the other stuff that comes with being great. Like somebody said me a great email about Anthony Edwards, how he just carries himself in a basketball game. And did you see anybody out in America who carried themselves like that, right? That, and you watch these other countries and you see somebody like Mbappe and, you know, he's not like the biggest, most intimidating guy, but he's got like some, some umptum, you know, and that's what we see, and it's a weird thing to be like, oh, how do we develop that? But I don't know how we do. But I like, okay, there are more people in the United States playing soccer than there are in Belgium. So we have it, we have a larger way more, yeah, you know, we have a larger pool to choose it. So it's not like, you know, that's where this idea that it's like if, well, all our best athletes played soccer would, I'll be different. I'm not sure that would necessarily be the case. Yeah. It's just, I mean, I don't know like it means Anthony Edwards' this example. So like, let's say, let's say we lived in Norway and we were like, well, we want to challenge the world at basketball. So we look at our basketball players and then they look at the Norwegian basketball players. And I'm like, why don't you guys carry yourself like Anthony Edwards? I'm like, I'm like, I'm just saying that's a piece of it. But they, so Norway's a good example, right? I have Holland who cares himself like a cross between, you know, Rob Grankowski and Ray Lewis. And he just moves around to feel like a shark. And but that's somebody who his dad was a really successful soccer player. Like they have like a whole infrastructure in place that if they have somebody like that that can develop them differently. Everyone's talked about this use soccer stuff, which I have some experience with because, you know, we're in California and my daughter went through the whole thing. It is expensive. It is one of those things where the coaches put a lot of pressure on people to only play soccer and do nothing else and not play multi sports, which I've talked about on past podcasts. That seems to be really dangerous when you're specializing in something from like age seven, eight on. But I don't, I don't think there's some grand solution. I just feel like this is going to be the way it is for the rest of my life. We're going to be in the course of your life. In the course of your life, they have gotten better. So maybe that maybe they'll continue this in the, you know, same sort of general up. I mean, I would think overall the trajectory is upward, right? Maybe like, we were really good in 2002. Like, we were good in 1994. And I would say all the countries got better because there's just more people playing soccer and probably a better infrastructure for it. Now, the people like the die hard soccer fans that I know and we've had some of them on the pot are saying, we have the most players playing abroad on good teams that we've ever had. So that seems like a bonus. But then you go against a team like Belgium and they have people all over the place that are like playing key roles for the best teams. And that's where, you know, I don't know how we get over the hump with that. I mean, it also might be that you might have to do more balligan stuff where you're just basically getting people to switch citizenship and come here. I how good, how good should they be? This is, I think, a question that is kind of the unassuming here. It's like what people keep thinking that we should be able to challenge for the world cup. We should be a consistent world champion or a world power. I'm not, you know, get the biggest country in the world is China. Most popular sport there now is basketball. They're not a world cup power. I agree that these India is India. Most popular sport there is cricket. They're biggest countries in the United States. So soccer is the most popular sport in the world except that the except in the three biggest countries, it's this separate thing. So I mean, maybe this is just maybe the natural way these things kind of work out. I mean, it's like that that there has to be sort of a distribution of sports excellence or whatever. And the United States is not in position to have that role in soccer. You know, I, it almost seems like people are saying like, well, it's got to be good at the world cup. Otherwise, soccer will never be popular here. But is this popular here? The thing is, I think soccer has got more popular here over the last 25 years. Like, there's no question. And I think even you see some of the stars that are in this world cup where people were like, we have real familiarity with now that we've been watching on all these different channels and streamers for 20 years. There's, there's one piece that I don't know how we fix this. But like, you know, if you're in England, grown up in like Manchester, the moment you're like three years old, they're putting the Socrates is on you. And if you have any talent at all, you're playing and you're just dreaming like someday, I'll be in the World Cup team in England. What, what are kids dream about here? It's all kinds of things, right? Like if I'm in Florida and I'm growing up and I'm a good athlete, maybe I'm dreaming of playing for University of Miami football someday or, you know, or Florida State or if I'm in Alabama, maybe like my dream is to play for Alabama someday from the moment I'm four. Whereas, like, in some of these other countries, the dream is to just be playing soccer for, you know, the best possible teams and for the, for the country. And that's it. So, so all those young, like, fledgling athletes are just thinking about that. But here they think about all kinds of sports. That might be a piece of it. I guess it depends if, you know, what you're saying is the dream sort of manifests itself as reality. And that if kids hear dream of winning the World Cup, eventually that will happen, they will almost sort of like wish-gasted into. Yeah, it's like you take like somebody who has awesome genes and athletic ability. And at age four, they've just decided, I love messy. That's my guy. I want to be the next messy. Like a good example is what happens in Canada, right? Canada has been pumping out hockey players forever and they have this whole system. And when you think about even like, like we finally, I think, caught up to them. You could see from the Olympics, like our best 30 guys are probably pretty even with Canada's best 30 guys. But if you talked about the percentage of Canadian athletes who are like four years old, like someday, I want to do blank, it's the hockey is going to be way, way higher there than it would be here. I mean, what you're basically saying is, it's, it's, it's, it's a cultural thing. Yes. Okay. Okay. So if that is true, if that is the case, and that's a very good art, but if let's say if it's the culture, well, then it's not just the culture directly around the sport, like the reason that we produce great football and basketball players here is not just the culture of football or the culture of basketball. It's sort of the culture of everything in Canada, for example, you're saying, well, why is what makes that different? Well, it's not just their interest in hockey. It's not just them giving kids on the ice, young. It's not just them worrying about what month their kid is born or whatever. It's everything about living in Canada. You know, so if true. That is what does, if it is a totality of these cultures, then it's got to be everything about the United States has got to in a way change. And I think some people think it kind of is. I think there's a lot of people who feel like the, the culture of the United States is changing. But I don't know if it's necessarily changing in a way that's going to produce more soccer players. Like it, these, these questions might be too big to solve. Like there's nothing that can be done. Now somebody would say, like the people in Norway would say, well, you know, 40 years ago, we changed youth sports. They all became free. And now what's happened 40 years later, this is, you know, this is the result. Maybe that's true. I mean, it would be, it would be really, I think, wonderful if the United States decided all youth sports were going to be free for everyone, something that they could do, but they never will. That's never going to happen. But if we, if that did happen, I wonder if that would change a lot of things, you know, I mean, it would change the kind of kid who, you know, it would become something that if it was free, that like some parents would be like, you're playing football this year or you're playing soccer, you're playing tennis because it would be like a free summer camp essentially. And that would, there's probably some kids we miss due to that. Like they just have no chance to be involved. So we never know if they could potentially. No, it's, don't, when you get to the travel club soccer level, it's legitimately expensive, you know, for some people it becomes prohibitive unless they're scholarships or teams raising, raising money to pay for a couple extra kids, things like that. I, there's one other piece that we didn't mention. We've never had the transcendent soccer player here that would become like, like the hero for somebody, you know, like, like, for instance, Caitlin Clark dating back to the last two Iowa seasons in the gun, the WBA had a profound impact on girls who play basketball. Like that, it's just a fact. People watched her there like, I want to be like her, I want to shoot like her. We saw this with Steph Curry too with three-point shooting in America where Steph started having that basically, it started at Davidson, but when it really started to happen with the Warriors, you just saw the sport transform and all of these people all over the place where like, I want to shoot like Steph does. We've never had a soccer player like that here. We've never had an American, we've never had an American messy and we probably, we might, we may never will, but, but I do wonder if we had somebody like that, how different it would be. Like, how many people did Tiger Woods effect when he made his golf run in the late 90s? Did he, did he cause more people to play golf? I would argue that he did. Golf in the United States improved in the wake of Tiger Woods? Yeah, I think, I think more people play it. I do think he had an impact. I mean, I don't, I don't know about, I don't have a research paper, hey, but it, I mean, it's, it's actually in a way starting to seem like Tiger Woods impact is slightly less than we thought. It was going to be, if we'd had this conversation in say 2003. Sure. Well, you talk about minority golfers. I think we would have imagined a world of golf now that would have been like many guys who looked like Tiger Woods and, good, different, you know, and like, and, and, and, and, and golf has changed, but I think that not as much as we thought it would. Well, it's another sport that you need money to get really good at, which, sure, but that, I mean, that's, you know, it's like, uh, it's not like there's, there's not, not like there's not money here. Like the best example is, there's enough money in the United States for enough people to play golf. I mean, to say, um, sure, I don't, it's, I mean, I like this question. I actually like, you know, I don't fall, obviously, I don't follow soccer. I'm not watching these games, but I find this, this concept real interesting because one, it's just this belief that as the United States, anything that we want to be good at, we should be able to be great at, you know, and it's like, we should be able to, we should just be able to do it. Like we have the resources, we have the people, but it kind of is proof that like, like, there's just a different way of, of thinking, you know, I, I mentioned that, uh, uh, that thing about, you know, after like the, the Chinese Revolutionary, have you ever seen the documentary on General Zou's chicken? No. Okay. It's fascinating for a ton of different reasons, but particularly for one. Okay. So it was just sort of, it's also kind of like a history of like Chinese food in the United States. So, you know, after like, you know, the railroads were built. There were all these, you know, Asian people in California. And, you know, and they did this, they made up this draconian law. Okay. Where it was like, if you were of Chinese origin, you could only operate a restaurant or a laundromat. Like, they changed the laws of who could own these businesses. And they, and so the people there that did something that's just incredible to me. It's like, they got all the people, all the Chinese people, and you look essentially got big meeting or whatever. And they said, look, if we all open restaurants here in San Francisco or whatever, we're going to kill each other. Like, well, we won't be able to survive. So here's what's going to happen. You and your family, you're going to go to Karni, Nebraska. You're going to open a Chinese restaurant. You and your family, you're going to go to Stillwater, Oklahoma. And they just sent these families to these places where there was no one else like them and said, you know, open a Chinese restaurant. And that's why sometimes you drive through a town, like a small town in the middle of the country. And like, they have like a subway, a grocery store, but there's a Chinese restaurant there. You know, it's like, like, it really works. Okay. That's the kind of mentality that I don't think, like, it's not a very American way of doing it. It would be really hard to do that. Right. To take Americans, put them together and go like, look, I want to send you some place you don't want to live. You're not going to know anybody, but you're going to start a business because it'll be better for all of us if we do that. You know, it's just, I don't know if the way that the, you know, like the, the, the, if the US mentality, like the things that we're good at, maybe create problems that make it very difficult for us to improve at things that don't naturally come. You know what I'm saying? That was really interesting. Would it, did they figure out who came up, but the general gal or sour has the deal. There is no general's up. Okay. They're used to always be this idea. They used to be all these. Okay. They basically took a Chinese food and they were like, we got to make this palatable to Americans. Yeah. What's it? What's it? You know, we, there's going to be people who have never seen Chinese, you know, this is the past. People have never seen Chinese food before. They're going to be freaked out. So when he's chicken and we're going to make a sauce, it's kind of sweet and kind of crispy. And we're going to throw some broccoli in there. Then there will be kind of myths about it. Oh, general Zoe was a general and when he would win battles, he would reward his troops with his food. Or general Zoe, when he was fighting battles, needed an easy food to make to feed his troops. You know, so that's what they ate when they were, you know, sort of out in the wild. None of this is true. And then even though general Zoe's chicken is a completely constructed Americanized food, there's now sort of an issue over its authenticity. Can you use white meat in it that people say no, traditional say no. How spicy or sweet is the sauce supposed to be? Like, even though this thing was a completely manufactured concept, there's now a debate over whether or not it's real. Yeah. You know, and it's just what's great about this documentary is it really does show like this is how culture actually works. Like things that that become so entrenched in our life, it's like we seem to think in some ways that like they're arbitrary or that there's some puppet master and it's kind of a weird hybrid of those two things where it's like you can't control how people feel about things. We can't really control how people feel about soccer. Every four years, they try. Like the soccer community in the media tries to do this every time the World Cup happens. They try to convince people that both soccer is going to become more popular and that it's actually more popular than you realize that people actually already like it. And you're just not going to talk people like they got to actually feel that way. Which I think this would happen the last 15 years, 15 years or so. I actually feel like more people do like soccer myself. They do. There's no question about it. In the 2000s that did feel like they were that that community was trying to sell us on it versus it actually being the reality. It's also unique in that it has a different meaning in the United States than in other countries. The idea of liking soccer. Like the idea of liking when we think about say in the UK or whatever, like the book like among the thugs or whatever. Like it's like they're beautiful for the world for people who are cut out of everything else. It's like they don't have a relationship to art. They don't have a relationship to making a lot of money in entrepreneurship, but they have this thing. Soccer is for like the kind of person who has, you know, that's what they're union. In the United States, it's the opposite that if you're really into soccer, it tends to mean like well, you kind of have a globalist mentality and that you're kind of you're not like some SEC football fan or whatever like you're you know, you're they called like the beautiful game or whatever and they read like how soccer explains the world and these things like so I think that the that the rise in popularity of soccer in the United States is also the rise of a certain kind of person that there's a certain kind of person who likes to see themselves as a sportsman who is not like a retrograde thing. It's like that they're that they're sophisticated that they're that by and you really see this on like on social media like there's a there every time the World Cup happens there's these people who want to like suddenly become like soccer tacticians and want you to describe all the things you're not seeing. Yeah. And it's like, oh, it's like I know you like watching, you know, you like watching baseball or whatever, but like we know this is how it is. So it it but that you're right. It is more popular for sure. There's no question. I was when I wrote about soccer back in the 90s. They're like, I was wrong about that. Like soccer is going to become like one of the major US sports if it isn't already, but it doesn't necessarily mean we're going to do well in the world. Well, there's history with it too because people have teams that they picked. You know, when this was happening to that, like I wrote that piece about picking in Premier League team in '07, I think. And at that point, I was in my mid-30s. What you're seeing now is people are picking their team when they're eight or nine. Like they'd be coming out and now those people are in their 20s. So they have like the same way you would pick any team. It's not like they jumped in late that's been part of their lives. And I think that's that's what's probably changed the most. But I still feel like, you know, big picture with the soccer stuff. Like we basically what we've been certainly around is the concept of the sports are and, you know, which I've joked about for 25 years. But we actually saw a glimpse of it when Trump did the red card thing and got it lifted for Balgan, the striker of the American team. And there was some wheeling dealing going on. And I was thinking about, I don't, this is the first somewhere I'm like, we actually might need somebody whose job that is for real. And I've made the cases in the past. But even like with this quiet situation right now, it's ostensibly supposed to be the commissioner of a league, right? But it almost feels like we need somebody who has more oversight than that who can be like, yo, what's going on with this aspiration thing? Like we have to, we have to come up with a decision. Somebody who could float around who has, I don't know, a little bit of authority. And I don't know why that's not a job. Like we have a department of transportation. We have all these different parts. What part of America generates like more, more money from an entertainment value than sports? And why wouldn't we have more oversight over it? Well, you know, when you, we were over say for that, the sports are a thing like back when we first started doing the hot basket was more like a joke. I will admit it doesn't seem insane now in that same way for what we're just talking about youth sports. Yeah. Like if I was sports are before I would deal with anything with pro sports or college sports, I would first get involved with youth sports. That is the, the place where it really does need seems like somebody could have enough oversight to say like, look, this way, this isn't good for anyone. It's not good for the parents. Same thing with the NL and the college conferences where yes, it's like, all right, we've now drifted to this place that I think everybody feels like is pretty rocking. Like this, this could, maybe be not sustainable in 10 years. So how are we going to fix this? And nobody seems to care. Well, like the situation, like what's the Texas Tech quarterback and the gambling stuff, it's like there was a point where it was like, this seems crazy, but what can we do? Like, what have we really done? Like there is, there isn't anything can really like, it's not really made up that way. It's as crazy as this is, like, pro sports are actually probably, you know, a little more stable than all the things below it. I mean, it's like there's just, right. I mean, pro sports has commissioners and billionaires and smarter things though. It's like the commissioners tough because he's working for the owners. So of course, it always seems like the commissioners not doing what they should be, you know, and if there was this next level, if there was this next political level, I mean, the problem, of course, is that like, people do not like the intersection of sports and politics. And and they'll go like, well, people don't like it when it's against them. It's like, well, that's going to happen half the time. It's like, it's not, you know, you should look at the world cup wherever like, you know, man, dummy coming out and he's like, I'm looking forward to like my Rocco, be upsetting France or whatever. And it's like, that's a weird thing to say kind of. I mean, it's like, I understand why he wants that. I understand it just really. But it's like that, that is, it's not really, it's not really necessary to, like, I don't, I don't like when this happens. Well, I was having a debate about this with some people over text just yesterday. Kind of, it's, it's, whatever a political figure uses sports in any way. It seems to make things less comfortable for everyone. Well, we saw it twice with Trump, right? We saw when he went to game three of the finals in the next, the next loss. Yes. And then we, the red card, which just made people crazy that he got above, right? Well, it was, especially since so many people who love soccer, hate Trump, so they didn't know how to feel about this. It was like the most complex day of their life. It was like, the person I hate most has done this thing. I need more than anything. It's like a, you know, right? Yeah. And also, like, technically, the red card was kind of ridiculous. And it's weird that that act would cost somebody a game and a half, but this goes back to like, even the concept of the sports are like, hey, what's up with this red card situation? So you basically out, like in the NBA, where they have a commissioner, when he elbowed Nas Reed and he got kicked out of that game, by world cup rolls, he would have also had to miss the next game. And Adam Sover looked at that and said, all right, that's, that's kind of dumb. We're not going to, he's not going to lose two games for that. So he brings him back. There was like common sense prevailing, which I'm not sure we always have. We got to take a break. You think of the sports, I can't be a world sports star though. So it's like, how could, you know, we'd have to be an American sports star. Yes. So it's like they could. Wait, we, we had to take a break. I wanted to talk commissioners with you for a second. This episode is brought to you by TikTok. Did you know you can use TikTok to connect even more to the sports you love? I love a lot of sports. It's not just highlights. It's everything around the game, including the sports community. 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That was the first time where a commissioner was like, I actually need to take over and take control of a situation that got really bad. And I have the authority to do so from the owners. Now, think about that, I'm sober. And just in general, commissioners, because we've seen this with Gidele. When a commissioner takes over a league, they come in initially, and they care about the sport itself and the good things that they can affect in the sport. But then also the owners and the business side of the owners and making everybody more money and making the league healthy and sustainable, right? So you have these two separate things. And what's interesting is the commissioner will come in with a little more idealistic, right? And then as the years pass, they basically become Michael Corleone, Godfather too. It's all about the business. And we see this over and over again with everybody. And I don't really know why it happens. But I feel like we're seeing it right now at the NBA. And I think sober for the most part is done a good job. But some of the things that are happening with the league, the second apron thing they did, the CBA that they negotiated with the players to put in basically a hard cap is having so many bad ramifications already for team building, for players staying in the same place. And they did this to basically protect the owners and so everybody could make more money. Now they're going to do expansion, which I think is, I personally think that hurts the league. And I would much rather see them relocate. They're also doing this NBA Europe thing. And all these things are really smart financial moves. But I don't think any of them have made the NBA better. I think the NBA is in a worse place than it was four or five years ago because they're making business decisions and not league decisions. And when I say that, everyone in the league gets mad at me. And then it's like, well, why are you so hard on Adam? And to me, that's not the question. The question is, is his job to elevate the league or just make money? And they would argue, well, both. But have you elevated the league this decade? And I don't know if the answer is yes. And even I look back to the COVID thing. And when they had the COVID, they come back, they play the bubble playoffs. They start the next season. They have to do 72 games or whatever. They ended up 71, whatever. And there was that grind and then playoffs and then the next season. There's basically no off seasons for two years. They basically played almost three seasons in two to try to keep all the money the same. And I think it had real damage to the players and to the teams and the competitiveness of the league. And it was just kind of like, well, we had to do it that way. Everybody can't lose money. I'm just I'm concerned about the intentions of the league. And even some of the owners they've led in, like this Portland owner, some of the stuff he's done. Yeah, you know, and they greenlit this Dallas owner. So don't know why Mark Cuban sold. But just in general, I just think that leagues in a weird place. So what's your take? OK, like he said about how they began sort of with the good of the league, what's good for the sports. How can we grow this over time? And then eventually it becomes a thing where they're just kind of like the owner of Puppet. Well, I mean, the first part is like, how you get the job? It's like they're trying to pick a new commissioners. They talk to guys about basketball and about the meaning of basketball or it plays in the world and all these things. But then as soon as they're actually doing it, then it's like, well, OK, but remember, you work for us. We need to make money. I'm glad you have those ideas. Try to implement those ideas while also doing exactly what we want. It's the amount of money is part of it. I mean, it's just the sheer mass of money, expansion, right? You can make a lot of arguments over why expansion's just going to water the league down. There's already too many teams tanking. There's already too many games where you turn on and no one's playing. How will, you know, put in two more teams in their help? You can't really make the argument for it, except that the buy-in is now, you know, in them. So every owner gets what? If this one, I think you know the number. So it's like, so if they get, let's say they got $7.5 billion for each team, it's $15 billion for the combo. There's 30 teams. They would all get a check for $500 million. That they wouldn't have to share with the players, by the way. Well, you know, if that check, you know, is like $80 million. It's possible somebody can go like, well, though, it's like, this could hurt the league. Maybe in the long run, it could cost me money, you know. But when the number is $500 million, it's just too big. It's like the expense. They're going to expand the NCAA basketball tournament again to like 76 teams. Now is that the number next year, 76? They're going to expand World Cup, too, to probably, they'll probably go to 48. I do not know for 64 right for a single person. I've got to talk to one person who's like, I think the NCAA tournament needs more teams. I think it'll be better. But here's the different, here's the difference with the NCAA. It's completely rudderless and lawless right now, right? Who's in charge? Who knows? And people just do whatever they want. And they're afraid of all the big universities and people can just form new conferences and super conferences. And we're in this situation. We're in an hour. You have UCLA who's flying around to all these different parts of the country, which makes sense if it's the football team, but not if it's like the cross-country team or the women's soccer team. Just flying. These are alleged college athletes, they're just flying around because we just like college sports go to shit. I think the NBA is a little different because they have actual control over what they should be doing, where the teams should be, how many should they have, what should the salary cap be that could be? You know, I just think when we get to the point when, you know, and there's a lot of reasons why Brown and Tatum couldn't have stayed together, but when it makes no sense for them to stay together financially, that's not good. Because if you go back to the league that we love, then we grew up with, you're basically saying, all right, I loved watching the 80s, Lakers, and Celtics. And it was really fun when MJ and Pippin were together. Well, I don't know if, I don't know, Pippin, they have to do that Pippin, the famous Pippin trade now, 94, right? We don't get those other three titles with MJ and Pippin because Pippin's on Seattle. You know, Kevin McCale's not on the Celtics in the mid 80s because they absolutely would had to trade them in like 1985 because they couldn't move. forwarded Max Contracts for Bird and McKayla. And honestly, I think this is what the league wants. I think they want complete parity like NFL. I don't think they want teams to be good for more than three or four years. - Well, one thing I think, and this kind of happened this year to be honest, is, you know, I felt that from a consumer perspective, this was a real troubling NBA season. Like it's just, you know, I've mentioned this so many times, I just, I can't count how often I tried to watch, you know, look forward to a basketball game and realize that much of guys weren't playing suddenly. Or it's just seedling. But they're always like, when the playoffs happen. - In the playoffs, serious. - Yeah, we're great. - They all doubt at the end. And that kind of happened. We had this great sort of Western conference final where this guy certainly is like, oh, this is the new Will Chamberlain or whatever. Then he goes and plays the nicks, becomes the villain. It's like for, if you're trying to write it, if you're, if the NBA trying to write this narrative, it can't be any better than this. Plus they lose to the nicks. One of the most likeable teams. - Yeah. - I can remember it in a very long time, but also from New York. It's just like this contradiction. Like it all kind of works out at the end. I think that's kind of how the NBA sort of looks at this. - Right. - And then they had a great draft with a whole bunch of great players that come in. - And have all these problems. People will forget. People will forget when they see these amazing games. They'll just sort of be like, oh yeah, I still, you know, you know, it's fantastic or whatever. - Right. - I wanted to ask you something about Jaylen Brown though. And not really about him, but sort of about kind of the debate going on around him. - Okay. - And I'm sure you probably talked about this already, but maybe not in this specific way. So, you know, if you, I listen to like Bob Meyer talking or maybe it was Winhurst, it was kind of a, it was a rational guy, right? It was a rational guy talking about analytics. And what do you think they said about the use of analytics? What's the rational take about analytics in basketball? What are you supposed to say if you're like not a crazy person? - You're supposed to say it's part of the puzzle for evaluating a player and a team. - Exactly. - It's not the, it's not the part, but it's part of the process. - Okay. But can that be? Like, can it, you know, like one of the stats that was really hurting, you know, Jaylen Brown was, I think it was, it was one where it was like Yoke, she was number one, and then he went down a little bit in the play. - On offsets, yeah. - It was the one that hit, yes, yeah. Okay, him and DeRose were the ones to block. - Yeah. - And when you look at all of the other guys, it actually did seem pretty accurate. It was like Yoke, it was the joke was the best player, but he didn't play as well on the playoff. So it went down, like he kind of went down the list to kind of make sense. - Yeah. - Like, if, if the idea is that analytics, watch every game, that the, you know, the human eye sees one, but analytics sees them all. Can you actually say we need a hybrid of these two things? I mean, it doesn't work that way in chemistry. If we're doing chemistry experience, experiments, we can't be like, we got to measure everything out except when we use, you know, radioactive material, then we're just going to eyeball that. 'Cause that's like, like, if something has kind of a numeric underpinning, you can act, you know, it doesn't have to kind of be all, or nothing, either you have to say that we're not going to look at this because this is a difficult point. - I think, I don't know if it can be both. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Kind of, it seems counter-intuitive. It seems like it shouldn't, like, a reasonable person should be like, well, of course you consider this, but Joe also got to consider the old stuff. But if it's numbers and it's math, isn't, don't you have to sort of accept it in totality if you accept it? - Yeah, how's that I talked about this a little yesterday because I went back and I looked at, there was 85 guys ever who had a usage rate of 30% or more and then averaged at least 20 points a game. There's 85 guys ever in the history of the league. And then if you rank those guys by, like, win shares and borp and some of, you know, some of the better advanced metric stuff that we can understand, Jalen was like the worst or one of the worst on every list. And the best guys in the league that you would think would be the best guys were the best guys in the list. So then the question becomes can you have outliers with numbers like this or is this telling you like, yeah, the eye test is actually fooling you. It's a tough one for me and I tried to explain it when I talk to house about it, like, 'cause I obviously watch more Celtics, I watch the Celtics the most that of any team I watch, like I have the most opinions on them, I have the most thoughts, I have the most memory of year after year. And I just thought he was really good last year and it was one of the only times, like, what I saw with my eyes did not match the stats. Usually I'm like, oh, I see that but I can see this too. This one I'm like, I'm seeing this and you're telling me this instead, but the good news is they did win 56 games and maybe that's the ultimate advanced metric and you could argue like, well, how'd they do that? So it's possible you can just have outliers with stats, right? It's not a massive sample size. - What, how can that be? I mean, I'm not even disagreeing with you, but I'm saying like, how can there be, like, - Well, here's a good example. I don't know if numbers are in a sequence. There is sometimes where a number actually is blarger than it seems that actually, you know, six items is more than eight items sometimes. If we're using these, if they're actually doing what they're saying they're doing. - Right. - The idea of the outlier doesn't really, I mean, it's grand and these are still healing. - Here's where it applies though. So, Averson's a good example too with the 2001 Sixers where Averson was a pretty flawed player by the stats here after Eric, 'cause it wasn't a good three-point shooter. He needed to ball a lot defensively, even though I loved Averson, but, you know, he was five foot 10. So you could take advantage of him and you really needed to build the right kind of team around him to protect him, right? And you couldn't have, like, he played with Jerry Stackhouse that didn't work. You know, he needed like people like Eric Snow, Aaron McKee, Theo Ratliffe, these Keith Van Horn, these people that build specific roles, trying to build the right kind of team to make Averson succeed, right? So if he comes out of the lineup from that and the teams built around him specifically, it's gonna be weird, right? Maybe, so maybe the on-off stuff will look better with him, but it doesn't change the fact that they built this specific team for him that really only succeeded once. Like, he lost in the playoffs every year, except for '01. And you could argue in '01, like, Toronto took them to seven. Milwaukee, the next series is one of the most rigged playoffs series we've ever had. Like, like, the Ask any Bucks fan about that series. So he didn't have as much success as it seemed. And then every other year, he had no success. - So people revere Averson. - Is Averson an argument for or against analytics? You're saying it's an argument for analytics. I think it, but that's the thing. I think he's an argument for and against because they succeeded and made the finals in 2001. And the analytics are actually a little bit more favorable to him than that year than the other years. But he's basically playing the same style every year. So it feels like the team they put around him affected his numbers in the right ways. So last year with Jalen, the Celtics were supposed to be a 500 team. The only way they were gonna do better than that is if he played 90% of the games had this huge burden scoring wise, right? And had to guard the other guy's best player and do all this stuff that nobody thought he could do. And he did and they won more games than they thought. But then the analytics said, well, I don't know. - He said they were supposed to win 50 games, you said. - No, they're supposed to win 41. - Okay. - Why are they supposed to win 41? - Because they didn't have Jason Tatum. - Yeah, but who said they were supposed to win 41? What was the thing that said if you rotate 'em? - This is a 41, well, you also removed poor Zingas and you removed Drew Haute. So they lost three, and Al Horford. So they lost four of their best seven guys, including their best guy. And Vegas looked at that and all they advanced. Everybody who runs numbers is like, yeah, that's a 500 fans. - So do you suspect that the 41 number was mostly an analytic conclusion or was that a conclusion of this hybrid where they were using analytic problems? - It's tough because I think it was kind of people throwing that number in the middle, because they didn't know if the Celtics were in a tank. So it's almost like that's the safe number. And if they tank, you don't get killed. And if they don't tank, you don't get killed either. But I never thought that a million years had won 56 games, you know? So that's where it's like, and that's where the I-tats just didn't match the analytics in that case. Here's the difference though. Baseball, which we've discussed in the past, like that is a mass sport. In basketball, the teammates and who you put around people and your bench can affect on off stuff. If your bench is awesome, your on-off stuff's gonna look worse than it is. Somebody like Denver, who's had no bench the last few years, Yokech comes out, they crater. You could see it with Wembee in the San Antonio games when he came out, they were craters. So his on-off wouldn't be better. But Baseball's just math. And as we've discussed in the past, it's made it less fun to argue about because the argument's solved by math every time. That's it. You're just like, "Oh, here's the evidence." And then the argument's over. - I'm not, 'cause what I'm expressing when I'm asking these questions, I don't want to seem like I really ensure about this. But like, does it not seem possible that, you know, there's been all these, I've had all these discussions about why the Celtics would have done this. And no one seems to be saying is this possibility. maybe they just didn't want him. - Oh, I think that's, I think that's a big piece of it. - We don't actually, we actually don't want him. - I think what they, but what they didn't want, I think, is the him as a complimentary player did not make sense to them at $57 million. If you're paying him to be the best guy in your team and you're trying to overachieve, maybe that's what the one-year class is. - You want your contract is also real large. - Right, for two years. - Yeah, you know, I, I, I, I, I, it's just, I mean, if, if the, if you think about analytics as like, this is like, as just like a small tool, I guess, but if you think of it as something that's like a real thing and this is a way to understand the world, I mean, maybe that was just, I, I, do you, does this trade still like, have you kind of changed your view on this trade, do you feel better about it now, or do you feel better? - No, I, I still don't like it. I maybe understand it a tiny bit more. I do think it was more of a personality trade than an analytics trade. I just feel like they felt like they ran their course and when Jalen ran the team last year, now he can't go back to the other way of doing it. The question for me is like, you know, you have these people that own teams. It was interesting that more teams didn't go after them, and I've, I've thought that, that peak my interest. Like, what are the reasons? Is it, like if you, if you, if you, you're some owner on another team, do you look at him and be like, ah, I don't know, I saw him going at Stephen A Smith last week. I'm not sure that's the kind of guy we want around here. Like, I just kind of want guys who are just going to play some basketball and go hang out with the kids in the community. - Well, we're like, some other guys like, I trust Brad Stevens. Why does he want to get rid of this guy? - Well, that's, that's another piece of it. - Like what, what, what, why are they doing this? But there must be something else there. - But that's that, but that's a real thing though. If it's like, why is this person trying to sell his car so frantically, you'd be like, huh, it's wrong with the car. It's a nice car, I thought you loved it. Or like, now you'll take half price. - I would guess people don't want to trade with Danny Ange because they feel like he might screw him over. - The Lakers just did. Well, one of the things that's happening in Boston is they're talking about the new owner, Bill Chisholm, who's, you know, a VC hedge fund background, and people really worried about, you know, and I don't think this is a fault of his, but a lot of the moves he's made since he took over the team were shedding salary, right? Because they had all this tax stuff. And now if you're going to defend him, you'd say, well, there are all these penalties with the tax stuff. There's perpeter tax, there's frozen picks. You can't make two-for-one trades. Like it really does hamper the way you can build a roster. So, but they got rid of porzinga, they got rid of Drew Haude, they let Luke Korneko. Now, they traded assignments for Vousavitch last year, which was whatever. And then Jalen goes for Paul George, who's a year or less on his contract and makes like three, four million less. But it did make me think, 'cause I was reading this book, you know, this book, "Tall Tales" by Terry Pluto. I was zippin' through that 'cause I was, I was interested in owners, and I was, it has some good stuff about the owners back then. And I was thinking there's five eras of sports owners. - Five eras, okay. - We're in the fifth era. - Okay. - And I don't know how this era plays out. First era basically takes us all the way through the '60s. And it's the people-owned teams are like, local business owners and families, right? Wasn't like, very rarely was it just somebody who was like Mr. Moneybags. It was like the guy who owned the Syracuse Nationals, he owned like a bowling alley. You know, Walter Brown, the guy who owned the Celtics. You know, it wasn't like the super rich guy. And not that long. - It was not an impossible dream to own an NBA franchise during that time. - Right, and very doable. - And maybe you didn't want to own it. You know, and same thing for NHL, maybe had a little more money 'cause there was only 16, so they were a little more desirable. But then we go into the '70s and '80s, which is the era we remember as kids. So now you get wealthier of people. You get like the Dr. Jerry Bus types. You get the goofy characters. Like we grew up with Charles O'Finnley, people like that. Like these people were like, you know, their own documentaries. And then you would get that. I wrote down misguided local heroes. People who felt like they either had to save the team or keep the team, but maybe didn't totally know what they were doing. Like we had the solvents in New England for the Patriots. There was local guys, but they really kind of, kind of overskied what's that saying when you shoot over your skis? Yeah. Yeah. The third era, this is '90s now. Legacy kids, ego guys and smarter local heroes. We get some ego guys coming in here and be like, "I'll buy whoever." So it's like Mark Cuban you can't say that? No, we're not there. Mark Cuban is the next era. This is more like '90s. Like, "Oh, it would be cool if I owned a team." And the prices are starting to go up. I'm going to get in. But you also had the kids from the families or style, like the Celtics had Paul Gaston, who was Donald Gaston's son, who was terrible. But there was a lot of legacy kids. Don't take so over the next of 2000. The fourth era is the 21st century. And this is internet guys, guys with internet money, early VC guys and smarter legacy kids. And all of a sudden, now you have the guys who bought the Celtics where it's like, "We've grossed back. Son of Earth grossed back. One of the most respected business guys out there." And he buys it. It was Deepak Glucco, who I think was a bank capital. And they're like, "We'll buy the Celtics. We're going to blow this out, make it bigger." That happened with the Red Sox, that happened with the Warriors. You know, there was like real purpose to this where, "Oh, these are better assets in these big cities. We're going to blow them out." And they were right. You know, the Red Sox are worth 20 times probably what they paid. Now in the mid 20s, I feel like we're in this kind of massive money state where you just need like a shitload of money to buy anything, right? So you have like, you buy the Broncos. It's like the Walten's, right? You buy the, the, the, the Lakers. It's the guy who had the Dodgers. And probably has like, you know, Middle Eastern money behind them. The guy about the Celtics, he puts this whole consortium together and then gets, as the final piece, the, I think, second richest family in India throws in another billion. And the groups that are being put in with Vegas, these are now like, buying these giant, giant things. And I guess the question is, why? What are these people trying to get out of this? And how do you, how do you gain value when you could argue that the value is already there? So like, if we wanted to buy the bears right now, let's say the bears became available. What type of person wants to buy the bears? It's not somebody who's like, I lived in Chicago and I'm rich. That guy has no chance. Okay, so I, I don't know what era, according to your kind of sequence there, this fits down, this is three or four. But I remember there'd be kind of a cliche. A lot of times it was like, these rich guys buy these sports franchises and they're not trying to make money off this. It's like a tax write off. Like they make their money. That's the second era. Yeah, that's that's like when John Wybrown bought the Celtics and he owned Kentucky Fried Chicken. But now like when you look at someone like Jerry Jones and like what he paid for the Cowboys in 1989 or 88 or whatever year it was, was now, it's like now that it's, I guess it's completely sort of lost its relationship to the idea of like the ultimate rich guy hobby. Like, you know, like I think there was a time when it was like, a rich guy was like, yeah, my friends buy race horses. You know, I buy the, you know, the, the boss grew into it. That's sort of the Celtics over and over again. They would have these guys buy it in. They have it for two years and they'd sell it. I mean, cause now you're buying something that, I mean, as long as the world exists as it does now, it's like, it's an asset that's just going to be worth more and more because it's almost like kind of like, you know, when I first started making a little money, I remember my dad trying to tell me he was like, come back here and buy a bunch of land in North Dakota. I was like, I'm not going to do that. - That would have been a good idea. - Because they can't create land. He's like, they cannot make more of it. To say, yeah, I was like, yeah, now I, obviously, I shouldn't have done that. I mean, I like, I, I probably wouldn't have been smart, you know. - You'd be like the new Taylor Sheridan. You just had this giant ranch. - I just, I thought it was just a crazy thing. He was suggesting that you, I was like, buy it. But, you know, there's, so now these franchises are these things where it's like, you know, it is the thing itself. The rest of the world is becoming this sort of this kind of digital, almost like false simulation of reality, but these things are real. So I suppose a guy who would be buying the bears, he would be saying, like, well, I'm really investing in, in many ways, the NFL and that, you know, that, that there's this thing that is maybe opinion is like one of the few things that is not only stable, but has the potential to get bigger in big ways, you know. Like, I, I, I think that it is the meaning of the franchise has less to do. There was probably a period where it was like, I want something kind of for me, for fun, like, I love sports. So this is a way to do it. like, I think if you had become extraordinarily wealthy when you were a young person, you would have attempted to buy into some sports franchise. - Oh, no question. Why I remember, this really was like the late 2000s, when at one point, I remember writing about this for ESPN, it was pre-Grantland, and there was that one point, it was like nine or 10 NBA teams available because including New Orleans, which Lee had to take over. Like, think about that. They couldn't even sell New Orleans for like, I don't know, 500 million or whatever they wanted for it, because there was this lockout coming, they were really scared about what was the future of the business, what's gonna happen with media, what is the internet gonna mean? Like, everyone kinda looked at it the wrong way. And I remember when Lakeup and those guys bought the Warriors, I think they paid like, 360 or like, 400 or something. And it seemed like a lot. And they outbid, what's this face, the, the, the Ellison? I think that's who, or the Oracle guy, one of those guys. I remember it's like, wow, that's a lot of money. And I was either writing about or talking about it. I was like, that's, that's an amazing purchase. Like they, they just bought this, everyone loves that team in the Bay area. That's one of like the seven best teams you can own. Like, it's been poorly run for 20 years. Now I had, now you have that asset. You can turn that into something great. The problem is there's not a lot of those opportunities. I don't think any more in 26. Like even the Bears would be, if you get the Bears, that's amazing, right? You have the, it's the third biggest city at the only team, but you're paying like 11 billion. Like right now the Seahawks are available. And there's two groups going for it. Supposedly, who knows if Bomber's gonna be in it. One of the people is with Grossbeck, who combined with that Indian family, the Middles. And, you know, that might go for like nine billion. So if, like, if we were, if he was on right now, I'd be like, why would you do this? The answer would be, no NFL franchises have ever gone down in value, right? That's why these guys get in. It's like, go back and look at the values. Five years ago, 20 years ago, 30 years ago. Is the arrow just pointing like this? Yes, well, why is that? Because people love football, live rights, media, all that stuff. So I guess the answer to your question is, it probably is still a great investment. - Well, I mean, it certainly seems that way. Although it's just like, you know, we're so easy to forget things. Like, you know, like, do you remember why Monday night football moved to ESPN? - I don't. I used to know this. - So bizarre. ABC was like, desperate housewives is more popular. - Right, they didn't want-- - Now, that seems impossible now. That if you had a chance to have a prime time NFL games somewhere, what could you possibly be like? Well, this TV show could be bigger. That wasn't that long ago. - No, that was what happened. You have the right thing, but it was, they could have had Sunday night football, Monday night football. - Well, that was part of it. That was part of it. - Yeah. - And NBC ended up getting Sunday night football because Disney decided, I think this was, I go to say, well, with Disney, with desperate housewives. It's a huge night for us. You take something at the NBA. It's like, why do these values keep going up? Because people want to buy in because they want own teams. You have a lot of wealthy people that have extra money that they can spend. But you also have a league that seems to be perfectly willing and just let everything kind of go. All the prices, all the salaries, everything just go up and let it, and that's just how it's gonna go. Franchises are gonna go up. Players are gonna make more money. The media rights are gonna make more and the tickets are gonna go up. The ticket part's gonna be the one that's gonna be hard because already the Kaplan backwards 'cause the local TV stuff kind of wasn't what they thought, right? Local TV revenue got really hurt. The national TV revenue went up. But if the ticket prices keep going up, but they can't solve the schedule piece and have been the players be more available on regular season games. Now you're really playing with fire I think. But we kind of see this with everything with like concert ticket prices, movie ticket prices. For those concert tickets, you're paying for Taylor Swift. You know Taylor Swift is gonna be in the arena for the date you paid. That's true, I guess that's true. If you paid for words come to Portland, you're like, I wanna see Steph Curry. And then he doesn't play. Are you less likely to go see the words the next time they're in Portland? I would say yes. Yeah, but I would think more so the thing is, okay, if he's in Taylor Swift as the example, 'cause you play so fire whatever, five nights. On the last night, the worst ticket was $1,800. That's the worst seat in the place on the fifth night was $1,800. To me, it's less the security about knowing whether or not she is there. The question becomes like how is what I'm getting worth what I'm investing? Like you say what's the, the warriors come to Portland and even if Steph does play. Okay, so yeah, I take, yeah. What is the price point where it's like, this doesn't really-- - I can't do this, yes. - Well, no, even if you can't do it. Because there's always gonna be people who can do it. But at some point, even they will be like, this is crazy. Like, you know, like, you know, you can, you would always have enough money to pay for these things. But I think at some point somebody's being like, it's just, I can't justify it. Like, it's ideologically too weird. Like, I'm not gonna pay $3,000 to see a play or something and be able to be like, even if I have $1 billion. Like, I'm not gonna pay this much for that. Well, I wonder if like, will this, will that become what it is? That not the idea that you're not getting your money worth, like, that you're missing Steph Curry or whatever, but like, the event itself can't equate with the amount of costs. - This leads into the movie conversation I wanted to have over and take one more break. All right, so we were talking about tickets for movies. And I was thinking about this with the Odyssey, which actually went to a screening for us, so I didn't have to get tickets, but-- - Did you know, did you give your response to the movie yet? Because one day on social media, I just saw all these people saying, the Odyssey is wonderful. The Odyssey is amazing. - Yeah, I mentioned a tail end of a podcast last week. I was just saying, I thought it was awesome. You know, it's under embargo. Total comes out, I'll have more thoughts. But I thought it was an awesome movie theater experience. I had a great time. And there was a lot of care and great casting and a whole bunch of things. But what's interesting is post COVID, we had this moment in, I think it was maybe late 2000s when they started a tradition of 3D down our throats. Remember, it's like 3D is the next thing. You gotta get 3D TV, 3D theaters. And nobody really liked it. Then it took like three years, but they were able to charge more money for the tickets, all that stuff. Now they have half stumbled and half because of the best directors, like seeing their movies on these awesome theaters. Now it's like this 70 millimeter and all the IMAX. The experience of going to the theater is actually back. It's been an amazing resurrection this decade, which seemed inconceivable, even pre-COVID, but definitely during COVID, like wow, movies. Oh my God, TV, you're just gonna watch everything from home. And that's flipped. But now there's this next piece and I wonder if it's gonna happen. And you think about it with something like the Odyssey, where Odyssey, it's like, oh, it's the 70 millimeter and Universal City here in LA. Oh, I wanna go the Friday night. It's the tickets are gone. Next night gone. Tickets are just gone for a month. Do you think we're gonna get into a world where like the best 25 tickets or best 30 tickets, the best 30 seats in a theater when these things come out are gonna be treated like we do with sports? Where it's like, Odyssey, Friday night, $1,000 in ticket for middle row, center, best seat in the thing. It's not gonna be $25, it's gonna be $1,000. And do you think people would pay it? - Sure to answer yes. I think what is going to happen, or it might already be happening, is the idea of seeing movies in theaters now is going to become closer to a luxury experience. It's sort of like the lowest tier of the luxury experience. Because when people talk, and this is a common thing now, it's like Tom Cruise, I guess is the forefront of this. We must save movies. Movies are important. The experience of going to a movie and eating this popcorn and all these things, like this is central to the American understanding of how we understand the world. Movies teach us this, now this. But we're trying to save that, right? There's this real attempt to save this. Like Nicole Kidman walking down the stairs with that smile on her face sitting in the chair. What was that for AMC, that little preview there would show and Nicole could be like the magic of movies. - But this is what I think is kind of getting like, could be like kind of a misstep, or maybe not a misstep, I guess there's maybe no other way to do it. But I think when people talk about the magic of movies, and the experience of movies, and how that is so different. It's actually a- somewhat simpler experience than we're now sort of evolving into the thing that was magical about a movie is that like the screen was big. It was totally dark. Nobody was talking. You're just looking at the thing so the reality becomes that screen. There's not no other part of your life is there. And you're feeding off like some reactions from everybody else like laughter, scared silence all that stuff. You're sharing it with other people. I think it was mainly just that to me, maybe I'm just speaking from my own experience, but it's like for me, it was sort of like when you go to a movie, that's all that's happening. There's no other part of your life that's going on. You're only with the movie. Your vision of sight is encompassed by the screen. That's all that is. That is reality for you for two hours or whatever. You zone out of everything else in your life. But now they're sort of like, well, okay, we've got to make this something people that's like different from their house. So it's like the seats have to be better. And maybe we're going to give better food or feed them during this thing or doing all these things around it and stuff. I think that that will sort of make it into, like I said, this luxury experience where it's like you have to pay a lot for all the trappings of seeing the movie. Even if the movie is now almost secondary, like it'll be like something like, I suspect in the future, 20 years from now, there'll be people who are like, we really got to take the kids to a movie. They got to know what that's like because maybe no one will do that that much because they'll be one theater down or whatever that will be this high in place. I would argue it's gone the other way and people are going to move is more than ever. I think especially with the younger generations, yeah, I think it is. I think especially with people 25 and under, which I don't think we're going to movies quite as much for a little bit there, I think it's back. I think especially like, and they've found out ways with like the 70 millimeter or the iMacs, like the special experience of it combined with like horror movies are the hottest they've ever been in years and years. That's like people have been talking about that for like two months. But it's kind of happening. Like what just happened with obsession? It was really unusual like over the course of movie history. We've seen hit horror things before. This became like something else and it infiltrated culture in a way. I talked about the son of podcast last month that I felt like TV had taken the baton from movies for setting cultural conversations and like a consistent, just kind of elevated way. And it feels like it shipped them back to movies now and TV is just getting worse. And these shows are, these TV shows are just like bees and bee pluses. And then the movies are where the really interesting stuff is happening. We've seen a bunch of them come out this year already. Does it not seem like the cultural conversation about obsession and back rooms seems to be about the idea of those movies being popular though? No, there's, there's things coming out. Do you feel like the ideas from those movies, especially obsession? I don't know if you follow it some of it, but obsession has led to some, some pretty intense discourse. And it's a little like what's happening with the WMBA now where it becomes like this, this kind of thing that we use to discuss all the other things we want to talk about anyway. That is interesting because it's like, you know, sometimes I think we've talked about it. I think you and Derek Thompson have talked about this idea that, you know, it's possible to follow the NBA in one of two ways. Like you can watch the games or you can just follow the narrative and the discourse. And it's almost as if that's happening. We're doing this, we're doing this. And then like they do it in a way that's actually much more elevated than the way the NBA does it. Right. Like the WMBA, it's just, it's, it's incredible to follow is something if you're not watching the games. It's just still. It just crazy. Well, the craziest thing about WMBA. No, there has not. And Seerat wrote a really good piece for The Ringer about this this week that now that now politics has gotten involved. And there's like, you know, and it's, I think that's probably going to unfortunately get worse and worse. But what's interesting is I really want to talk about movie theaters. But I do want to say this one W of A thing. Have you seen Olivia Miles play a little bit like her glasses? Yeah. I think probably the most fun WMBA player for me. I like the links anyway because I just for, you know, not like I like the Celtics, but that was kind of the team that I was, you know, fair weather fan rooted for. But but Miles is like pretty special. And it's crazy to me that all the discourse has just said it around Caitlin Clark and our teams be mean to her. And then politicians coming in and it's lia and and the commissioner being terrible, which is, you know, a topic people should talk about. But it's not like they don't have like page backers and Olivia Miles. Like these are really fun people to watch play basketball. And none of the dialogue is about them. Like nothing. It's all about all this other stuff. I've never seen anything like it. Well, I mean, they just, I mean, it's always like it's just, it's just there's just no, there's no league like this. It's just, you know, it's like where, you know, it's like, hey, like you, you're nothing happens to Caitlin Clark. You just know immediately now, like, you know, she gets punched or something and you're like, now she's got to apologize for getting punched. Like, it's got to look, you know, it's like, like, there's a, it doesn't, it's so, it's like, listen, like the 11th best guard or something by the playing something. I'd be like, if it was like, wow, that's a bigger, yeah, the bigger. It's like, anything that hails the 7th best guitar player in Los Angeles or something. It's just so weird. I, I, I can't think of any, when Caitlin Clark came into the league, I think a lot of people would have been like, boy, you know, it's just going to get sitning. They're going to ram or down our throat. All we're going to do is hear about it. It's literally the opposite. Beyond the opposite. It's like, it's like, I, I just, you know, it's just, it's so, I, I, I, I guess in the past couple years, yeah, they left her out the Olympic team, which she clearly just should have been on because she's the most popular woman's player we've had. It's the same reason, like LeBron and Durant will be on the 2028 Olympic team for the men. Like, sometimes you got to do it. The Nike, who you would have thought would have got behind her right away, like they did with Tiger Woods, like did the opposite. I don't, they took like forever to put her shoe out. The, the players definitely seem like, like they resent the attention she got. I don't know whether they don't like her or not, but it, you know, like they're not doing any of this stuff I haven't seen to Olivia Miles, who's coming this year as like the rookie phenomenon. And she's not getting knocked around. At the same time, it's been kind of, kind of fascinating, a little bit fun to watch. It's almost like there's like a hockey omit to the week now. I mean, like, I really like the old, like, Nick's. Yeah. It's like, it's like really an emotional, yeah, both sides or whatever. Um, I just, you know, but it's a kind of WNBA almost seems like kind of like the psychop where it's like someone's like, you know, these stereotypes about gender and race and sexual orientation. We've got to bring these back into the, like, let's put it all into this league and have them just sort, it's, it's just nothing comparable to it. I can't think of anything that's comparable to it. And it's, I, I, I just don't know how it plays out with ironic is the quality of play is easily the best it's ever been. Like the games are good. Like, you watch some of these games. Like this is like really good basketball. Like it, like, it's a lot of, I, I just think the, the, the play has evolved so much. And yet, I don't feel like people talk about that at all. And it almost seems like you're better. Like I'm sure this will get cut out and aggregated in some way. And, you know, but that, that's how this is gone where it's become like almost political. It even talk about it anyway. And it, it, it, it, here's a really good example. Controversial by saying that everyone knows that. But here's, everyone knows it. Yeah. Here's, this is where I thought, like, if you're going to be a giant league. So Dallas has the first pick in the draft last summer, right? And they take Yukon guard who's pages former teammate. Yeah, who they really move, really move in terms of getting people to talk about the WND. Well, and they were, had been in a relationship at one point and they don't seem like they were. But if you go back and you read all the draft mock draft stuff and everybody's like, decision, why are we trying to make a big deal of this? It's like, if this happened in the NBA, this is all we would talk about for months that they didn't take who the best person in the draft was. And now you think like they could add miles and pagebackers together who I think you know are probably as fun or maybe even more fun to watch than Caitlin. And they could have been on the same team. I don't even know how that would have worked. But holy shit. If this was the NBA, we would, this would have led like seven podcasts for me. Yeah. Yeah. Just pretty funny. Yeah. So people are like, you know, I think we'll see how it goes with the league. But it does feel like this Caitlin situation. I talked about it like two months ago. I don't think And I think it's saps some of the joy for her. I don't think she ever wanted any of this. I think she just want to play basketball and shoot through his. I can't imagine what it must be like to be her. She seems miserable. She is having a singular experience in American history. Right. I mean, she's got the first person who's ever dealt with problems as an athlete, but like her specific experience is so strange. And she seems to be handling it extremely well by just saying nothing. And letting it all happen around her, but it's got to be wearing on her. I mean, I just I don't know if you go back and you look at even footage from her like three, four years ago versus now like she looks like she's carrying the way to the world on her shoulders now. By the way, she's making a lot of money. She's famous. Like, there's a lot of good things that come with it. It's just this was not what was happening with Steph Curry in like 2013 and 14. I was like, who the fuck is this guy? He's on his 11. The 11th best guard thing, which Greenhead was, you know, a player pole. And I think too much has been blown out of portion for it, but there's just no way. If you actually watch the league, there's no way she's not one of the five best guards. You could say she's fifth, third, whatever, but there's just like, you know, it's the whole thing. Just bonkers. Anyway. Okay. Can I make my bold prediction, though? Oh, go. Let's hear it. Okay. Sophie Gunning in the next, maybe I'm going to say 2050 is going to be vice president of the United States. He's going to be vice president of the United States by 2050. I think that, you know, I think that will be the year. I think that will be the, that will be, I don't know what party she'll be in. I think she'll be the vice presidential candidate, at least the candidate. I love this. I hope he still have the internet in 20 years, 20 plus years that people can be like, oh, remember. Remember that? I know that I was pretty wrong about Cooper flag. Okay. But she also, I feel I'm going to go the other way and think even bolder attempts, you know, even bolder predictions. I don't know what it is. I have no, you know, it's something about the fact that she wears like she wears those sleeves on the court. Something about the way she triggers inbound plays at the end of games makes me think she will be someone's ideal vice president. You know, she's getting likeable personality, and you know, she's definitely like, well, I thought the finger pointing thing was one of the funniest things that's happened in like three years. I thought it was like generally hysterical and she was just kept it going for 25 seconds. Yeah. At one point when she kind of cocked her head to a side and that was like, you know, it's like that. What? You know, She really is. Well, I, I don't know. Now that World Cup is going to be done, like there's going to be no sports on. I feel like I'm going to, I feel like I care about the characters and the league now in a way that I haven't before. I have real opinions on the teams. I like Minnesota the most. I also like watching Indiana. I like watching beckers. You know, Wilson on Vegas is, yeah, I don't even know what her MBA equivalent would be at this point. She's basically like putting together like a cream 1970s kind of run. But there's a lot of good stuff going on. Did we have any more things you wanted to hit on? You said you had a big picture thought about movies. Did we hit it? Oh, well, you know, this is, you know, sometimes you guys, but the ringer like, you'll do these live events. Yeah. Okay. You know, these live events. If you ever do a live event around the ver washments, we have, yeah, I know. I'm saying port. Okay. Yeah. I'm not angling for this, but I'm saying if you do, I'll call there tomorrow. I would like to be the person who like moderates the event because I think something interesting has happened. Okay. I'm going to start this with a compliment. Okay. Like, I think it can safely be said that you absolutely change sports writing when you were writing a lot of the SPN. I think that that was an incredibly, you know, like I think that that you altered the way people wrote about sports and in some ways, maybe even, you know, thought of those sports. But it can really alter the way people consume sports or watch sports. I feel like now you, Sean, Chris, Amanda, your cousin, like the whole idea sort of like the success of the rewatchables has had a very interesting impact on the culture of how the average person thinks about movies now. Okay. And I would like to interrogate that idea with you guys. You want to do that in Portland instead of a library watch somewhere like that, you know, because it's, it's almost as though the rewatchables and the big picture and you, all the, all this together, you have kind of created this aesthetic for consuming film and what's good about film. And I find it to be a very interesting kind of collection of ideas. And there's some things like you really overrate and sort of made things like like I feel like you guys obsession with Tom Cruise is weird. I feel like you now made heat an overrated movie for a long time, and now it's vastly overrated. I'm so excited. We're proud of that. Like there's, there's like a variety of things. I just sort of the idea of like what a movie is supposed to do in your life. I think that this has been like a real kind of like, you like, you've affected movie culture and I think it's very interesting. Not a negative way, but in a different way, in a way that's that's surprising to me. I would. So. All right. So counter. You don't feel like a lot of that stuff was in there already. Like we, like TBS would show shashank redemption every two weeks for, you know, 20 years. Like I, I do think people were rewatching stuff over and over again. I remember. Oh, no. Like going back to the Boston sports guy days, when I was writing about like sports movies and stuff, we were all watching the same 20 sports movies over and over again. I don't know if that's the case. But here's the difference. Yeah. So if it's like 1999 and they're like, re showing the shashank redemption and someone is at home and they're like, oh, well, I guess I'll just watch this. I've seen it. It's good. I'll watch it. Now you've sort of created this idea that there's a mean to that. Right. Because it used to be, if you, if people who rewatched movies, those were people interested in filmmaking, cinematographers, that's why you would rewatching movies. You guys have sort of introduced the idea of rewatching movies for the content. Like for, you know, nitpicks and what it meant in the moment, all that shit. Yeah. It's what I love is that sort of it sort of dovetails with like my ongoing, you know, slow cancellation of the future stuff I always talk about because it seems as though the idea that what we have in the world of cinema now is kind of just going to be the world that we exist in going forward was just sort of rewatch and reinterpret and remake and reboot these things over and over again. Right. I just think it's, I think that there is something that is changing about what a movie fan is supposed to be now and that there was a time when the idea of movie being a movie fan, man, you liked a specific kind of movies. And now it means you support movies ideologically, like the political idea, but it's more than just us. Like there's other, there's other movie podcasts or I think Letterbox is a big piece of this. That's part of it. Which by the way, that's the one part I've never dove in on the Letterbox. I always make fun of Sean and Chris about this where it's like, I have neither, I don't know. But do you like the idea of like Sean buying, you know, all these blu-rays and stuff like that? It's a, it's a, it's a different kind of possession, just possessing them seemingly more like artifacts than, than like ways to watch a movie like a combo. Yeah. The physical meteor. It's interesting. I found this piece I wrote because we were doing Ali for rewatchables and I wrote about Ali back in 2001, whatever that was. And I had written a piece, heading into the holidays, my favorite DVDs, you know, if you want to buy stuff for the holidays or ask for stuff, here are all these different DVDs. I like, because I really like DVDs back then. And I realized I'm actually the king of physical media at the ring or not, Sean, because I have this calm. He doesn't have anything. I mean, as 2001, I had like 30 DVDs, so I don't know, and I feel like I should get more credit for that. I was talking about the director's commentaries and the deleted scenes I was doing this years ago. I don't think that in cigarettes credit anymore. I mean, this is a, this is a tough thing in a way to respond to, but like, okay, you know, you did that list, you did that episode with Sean and Chris about your most rewatchable. The my 50 most rewatchable, yeah. Yes. And I think I saw this clip of you mentioning limitless number 16 limit numbers. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you think that happened? Why do you think that specific moment was what people were so like, they almost seemed in a way to be like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, a totem of your entire sort of film morally. Because that's kind of what, you know, why do you think that was? It seemed like people like that pod because, um. It was just that everyone was doing all those lists, the whole first 25 years, all these different movies, TVs, all this stuff. And the premise of that list kind of, I think just flipped it, where it was basically the premise was, I can't defend this list. These are the 50 movies I've watched the most, the last 25 years, and I'm going to rank them from 50 to one. I don't know why this was the list, but this was the list. And then I got to limit the list at 16, and I think it was the reactions of Sean and Chris. So that was part of it, for sure. The reactions were very telling. But we've all been working together for 15 years, so it's like, we have a shorthand with each other. But it's sort of, in some ways, I mean, I guess if somebody was like writing an academic paper about it, and they were kind of wringer and warm or something, they're like, what is the wringer aesthetic for what makes a film great, you know, and it's like all these things. It's like, well, it's kind of like, oh, Michael Mann, you know, anything he does is great, like, you know, but it's also this idea that it has to be like hyperpopulist, but it also has to have like kind of a major star, because you guys are really into stars more than acting. Like you like actors way more than acting. Like you like the people, right? And so of course, we've had movies that we were going nuts about the performance more than we did. Yeah, they're always like, well, I'm doing broad strokes here. I'm sure it's like what is the overall to me limitless though is like the ultimate rewatchable because it's a pretty dumb movie, but it's got a great premise. You put yourself in the thought of how far would I go if I was in the shoes. There's good actors. It's well done. And it's just easy to watch. And it's also like it has essentially low stakes in reality. You don't really look at the, you know, but it also, it's like, it has high stakes in terms of like, you say like like the pitch, the concept of this. Yeah. I just think it would be interesting to Dex, because I feel like when I listen to the rewatchables you guys are always kind of like talking around these ideas, but they're always there. Like what is, you know, and I just, I think it would be interesting. So we just did rewatchables about she's the one, the Ed Burns movie from 1996, which is not a movie that should probably be on the rewatchables, but it's a really interesting movie to talk about. And I, that's always what the premise of that podcast is. Like, is there a good conversation to be had about this movie? What is the reason for it? So sometimes it's easy because it's a classic and you've come on, you've done a bunch of them with us. So like we did, did we do reality bites? We did reality bites. We did, which is a, I think, yeah, or reality bites. Reality bites is a perfect conversation for rewatchables, because we get to go into Gen X and early at the hawk and Ben Stoward directing and the music that's in it. It's kind of like that, that the strangely brilliant part of this is like when Spielberg goes on through watchables, right? In some way, and like, he's really up for it. He really loved it. He was shocking. In some ways, this kind of rewatchables concept has tapped in to like the primitive primordial feeling people have about movies, like what they, like, what is really important about these movies to them. Like the reason that like, you know, 2001 or whatever is important to him, you can talk about all these little detail, you know, his Kubrick knows all these things. But it's like, it's like, I, it's more like, I want to say this about the move. I want to be able to say this thing that resonates with me because that show was like what the meaning of this movie is, you know? Right. Well, that's the thing. You have, like, I watch Kramer versus Kramer a couple of nights ago, just because it was on. And I still have Cape, but we've already done that on rewatchables. Like, I wasn't watching it to scout it for the next one. And sometimes when you've seen movies a bunch of times and then you're watching them again, you're watching them for different things, right? Totally. And for whatever reason, I started watching it this time and I was really focused on the structure of how they do it with the Dustin Hoffman character, the first 20 minutes for us, how things change and how much they're showing and not telling, which I think for some reason, I took a shared it in the podcast, Capisco, and he was talking about how he structures storytelling and how the mistakes people made. I thought he had some really interesting comments in there. But one of them is he thinks, basically, he's, one of his takes was everything's overwritten. I want to show stuff to you. I want you to, like, feel the location and I'd much rather, like, dwell on an actor and how they're reacting versus, like, having this, like, witty repartee back and forth, which you can have too. And there's this great scene in Kramer versus Kramer near the end when Dustin Hoffman, he's lost the suit, right? Donald Street's going to get the sun and they have one last breakfast together and they're just, like, kind of, making the French toast, which in the, in the earlier in the movie, they make French toast and it's a disaster. They spent, like, it said, everything goes wrong because they haven't made a meal together. By the end of it, it's just like the routine of them making the French toast and they never say anything. And then the kid starts, you know, he's the kid wells up and it's like this emotional moment. But I was thinking, like, you know, I was watching this time and I'm thinking, like, this is, this is like a, the kind of thing you should show young directors, like that are thinking about, how do I make a movie? Like, little moments like this that we don't seem to have in movies in the same way anymore. And I feel like they're starting to come back. So I wonder, like, the next generation of people that are moving into movies and making films are really starting to think of these moments now instead of just being like, oh, if I can do two movies, maybe I'll, maybe I'll be able to do a Marvel movie. You know what I mean? In general, little movies are becoming less visual. But my point is maybe it's going back the other way because obsession has moments in it. I thought obsession was really interesting, but obsession has moments that are all about the visuals. It's all about the choices the actress is making, you know, with like some of her faces and stuff. Well, I mean, it's a, it's a visual medium, but by saying it's getting less visual in the sense that I always hear these things now that, well, I mean, like, actually your buddy's old Matt Daven, and then an athlete talk about this, how like Netflix wants you to give exposition at times for no reason because people might be folded along. The streamers. Yeah. Yeah. So that, that's, you know, it's kind of like the opposite of like, like, Sheridan would be saying or whatever. That, you know, if you're folding laundry while his shows are on, I suppose it might, you might not know what's going on. But I would argue the streamers have different, different kind of, I don't know, things they have to solve. Right. Like in a streamer, there's so much content now and they've been open about this. There's so much content. You have to grab somebody in the first four minutes or they go, right? You click on it. I don't know if I like that. You're out. If I'm going to a movie, I'm stuck there. I already made the decision to go. So whatever you, whatever ride you take me on for the next two hours, I'm not going anywhere. I already bought my ticket. So when you texted me about this podcast, you'd mention that Atlantic story about like the end of reading or whatever, you know, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's another piece. Oh, it seems like no one's got, you know, the reading might be over or whatever, you know. So a couple of weeks ago, I read this book. It's a book called Stone Air. You're familiar with this novel. No. My whole life people have told me to read this book and I assumed it was because the guy must be stoned all the time. That's not what it is. It's, you know, it's, it's just about the story of this guy. It starts in like, you know, you know, early 1900s and kind of goes through his life. And it's a really quiet novel. And now I'm reading a book called, you know, Butcher's Crossing by the same author, similar kind of tone in some ways. But, you know, it reminded me of how like how you're reading these books, you know, and everything that you visualize has to be described to you. Like, you know, everything about the way that the guy's hair sits on his face, the way he walks into a room, all of these things, you know. And it is, you know, it's really deliberate and it's easy to understand why the way things have changed makes reading novels harder now. And that we're just so accustomed to the idea that we're just going to have like a passive relationship. Like, this thing's going to be dumped on us, all what, what everyone looks like, however, like I, I think part of the reason that people struggle reading now is because it's like they just aren't willing to imagine everything they have to imagine. Like, it really is a, it's been an erosion of the potential for imagination. Like people, I just like, I'm not going to spend time to visualize what a green shirt looks like. I just want to see the guy's shirt, you know, and I wonder if this part of, you know, everyone thinks this, this, this reading situation is all solely because of phones in the internet. And I think that is the biggest factor. But I also wonder if our imaginations now have changed in a way that it makes very difficult to understand anything that isn't obvious. Like, you know, that, that, because it's where it's worked to frame the reality. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think people, like, I, I feel like more people in my life listen to books than read them. Is the other interesting piece to this they, they're basically like more elaborate podcasts. But like, my wife is. is more likely to listen to a book than read it at this point. And I don't know what that means either. - And you know, a lot they had to do with the overcoming of what was a prejudice. Like when I wrote my first book in 2001, there isn't an audio book. And at the time, the idea of doing an audio book, I mean, they almost said like, well, you know, that's for people who can't actually read, huh? Whatever, for blind people or whatever. Now, it's like, it's almost like half the market. Like the book I have coming out this September, I'm recording during some of the audio stuff next week. And it's, you know, now any book I write, I will always do the audio for, you know? But it's great, but it's it, you know, because I know people want that. Like people want to hear. Yeah, I did want to mention one thing that I find is kind of interesting. It kind of ties back to this. - Wait, I had more on books. - Okay, go ahead, go ahead. - 'Cause I had to, I had this office where I used to do my podcast and it became before we moved out and finished this thing, the studio we have now. And so I fixed the office. And I really like, my wife was making fun of me for weeks 'cause I was like really like, I should post a picture of it on Instagram, putting all my books in the right shows. - Oh, you should be, yes. - Yeah, well, so-- - Well, I read it. - But I redid it. I found more books in the ad act. And now I have even more books than I have it stacked. And I had these two shelves of basketball books. But I found this, I found these two, basically things of paperback books that I had. Not like the smaller paperbacks, but the bigger ones. 'Cause in the 90s, we would buy the paperback books 'cause they're cheaper, right? So I had basically like 10 years of books I read that were just in these two things. So I added that to the thing. And then I was looking back and I was looking at all the books. And I've actually read all the books. You know, and it's a lot of books. And you think like, fuck, this probably shaped 95% of the choices I made in life were all these books I read 'cause I was the only child. I read books all the time, so did you. And so when I read this stuff about how people don't read it anymore or reading it's turned into texts and internet stuff and Twitter and Reddit. And that's, people are reading the same amount, but they're not reading the actual books. Like the question I get the most from everybody, you know, if people are like, people with young kids who want to be a podcast or a writer or somebody who's breaking in the business or somebody's in college, like, hey, how do you have a tip for me? And I'm always like, fucking read. I feel like the reading, that was how I learned everything. That's how I learned how to pick styles. That's how I learned information. That's how I learned what happened in the course of history and how to not repeat the same mistakes or decisions people made or analyze in the decisions. And, you know, every book you read is going to have the different effect on you. But that's the part that scares me is that if people are reading less and they're just going to these other things, is it affecting their brains in the same way? And I don't know the answer to that. - Yeah, it's wild. You know, like, one thing, okay. So this book I have that's coming out in September, okay? I'm doing an interesting event in October, okay. So the book ends on September, but I am doing a book event at New York Comic Con, okay. Now, I was completely baffled when this was initially thrown at me. I have to say it is my son's ultimate dream. It's the greatest thing that could have possibly happened. You know, so we're all going to New York to go to the Comic Con or whatever. And so I don't even care if no one comes to this event. Because in my mind, I'm like, well, can these people are paying a bunch of money till I see the stuff, you know, see comic books and Marvel movies and, you know, gathering all this stuff, you know. - Yeah, how do you say that? - Are they going to come on and go see this, like, a book reading or whatever, like a book event? Then, y'all, I started to wonder if maybe what will happen going forward is this. Maybe if reading really does kind of fade from the culture, people will still buy books as collectible objects. - Like physical media? Almost like Pokemon cards or something. It's like, oh, I like this author. I know what, yeah, I've heard him on podcasts. I've seen him or whatever. Oh, buy this book. And this book will sort of be like the physical representation of who I am, what my identity is, what I like, what I make. - Right, put it on the bookshelf. - Maybe I won't, maybe it'll just be on the shelf for whatever, you know. But I wonder if there is, I mean, I don't, I don't, I mean, in a way that's kind of a scary thing to think about is somebody sells books for a living or tries to sell books for a living. But I do wonder if the possession of physical books in the future could help save books? - Well, yeah, well, like, it'll be sort of like how, you know, there was, there was a time when people would buy vinyl records, even though they had it on, CD or they had it on cassettes. They liked collect records, they liked the gatefold, they liked the feel of it, they liked the smell of it, they liked the idea of what it was, you know. Like, maybe that's how it's going to become for books in a way that like you'll, you'll still have to write them. You can't, you know, the books have to be written. You'll have to put all the work in it. If someone actually does read it, it will need the merits of a book and the classic style. Like they won't just buy a book just for what it looks like. It's got to be the thing. It's got to be that if people see that you own this book, they know that it's like, that's, you know, it's all this information. So maybe like going to like a Comic Con is like a reasonable thing to do. Sort of like, you know, maybe the kind of collectors that are already in the mindset. It's like, I buy the things that are, you know, important to my life. Like, I, you know, guy buys like a figurine of like the incredible Hulk or whatever. He's not going to play with the incredible Hulk. He might not even take it out of the box, but maybe he will and he'll put it on a shelf. And it'll be like, when people see this, they will know not only do I like this, but like, I'm invested in this. So I'm very curious to see what this is going to be like. I've got very curious to see if I do this book of in a Comic Con New York and people show up or not, you know? And if they want to buy the book or if they have questions, I just have no idea, you know? - One thing about books you said this earlier, 'cause you mentioned among the thugs, which I knew of me that we meant 'cause I have it and I read it. I didn't know anything about early 90s Hooligan soccer fans in the UK, right? Neither did you when you read that book. So it's like, it brought me into this whole world that I would have known nothing about otherwise. And it's that, by the way, an excellent, excellent sports book. Is it too easy to discover stuff like that now where you don't need a book? - I feel like people now would have opinions on Hooliganism and soccer and different things. And they would just know more and they wouldn't even necessarily have to read a book to learn all the same stuff we learned from the book. - Yeah, I mean-- - Like there's shortcuts to it now, you wouldn't have to read the book, which is kind of frightening. - I mean, the scary thing about this is that it is possible that maybe books are just not the most effective way to learn things. - Right, I mean, I think you and I both were raised or kind of with this idea, but maybe it's not because I will admit, sometimes I'm at home in your lying in bed and I'll just go to YouTube and I will watch, say like-- - Just random shit. - A nine minute documentary about, oh, like how primitive men were able to keep fires burning during and climate weather. And it'll be like nine minutes long, but like I will get it all. Like I will learn this thing, you know? Or I'll like, I watched one, I think I maybe have mentioned it on another part. It was just a fascinating short little documentary about like how they selected Hiroshima and Nagasaki's two places they dubbed atomic bombs on like the conversation that led to those amazing. - Yeah, I mean, like one city was saved just because one guy at the meeting was like, I've been there. It's nice. Don't drop a bomb on there, yeah? It was like, there were these things that, you know, in a way I almost didn't even had never even invested the time in wondering about, you know? And that can be done so quickly now that you can watch so many, you can watch them at 1.5 speed. Like you don't fear to even something that's nine minutes, is now six minutes and you've got all this stuff. It is hard sometimes to like, I'll write a book and I'll be like, okay, so who's the person is going to read this? Who's the person is going to put the time in to do this? Like it's just kind of praying that there's 100,000 of these people out there, but yeah. - That would be a great letter box sequel is just you log crazy things you watched on YouTube. 'Cause I guess today, I went on my YouTube, it was literally I was like a half hour from going to bed. And I went to search for something on YouTube and you know the algorithm really knows me now at this point. So for some reason it suggested this Mark Knopfler, this concert that he did in 1996, where he plays what some people think are the greatest guitar solo of all time. It begins from espresso love or tunnel, one of those. And it was on some concert thing and then he didn't like, I guess he messed up like two things during this like three minutes solo. So he took it out of the concert. So the song wasn't out there, but all these people had sworn they had seen the thing. And then in 2024, it appeared again on YouTube and people were like, "Noffler, guitar God, it's back." And they were, so I watched the whole thing and it was amazing. And then I was like, "I feel like I saw him on Letterman once in the mid-80s." And he did a song with the band and it was like the best thing. I've ever seen anyone do with a band on late night. And then I went and if I was right, it was 1985. Mark Laugh for "Noffler" came in and he's saying, "Express all of it with the band." When the Letterman band was like the best it's ever been. Like, Schaefer had had Steve Jordan was there and it's like this awesome five minutes. My point is that was just 15 minutes of my night last night where I watched those two things. And then I watched five minutes of a 1980s diarstrike and all of a sudden I was down to 20 minute diarstrates deep dive out of nowhere. And that's just what happens that after night, if you let it, you know? It was very easy to do that. I mean, that would be a good letterboxed. Well, but also it's just the fact that like it's all there. You have memories that you don't even know where real memories are. And like, I wrote "Fugurox City" like in 1999, 2000, 2001. There's a chunk in that book where I talk about the strangest thing about rock videos is that you see them constantly for two months and then you never see them again. Right, there's gone. So like the summer, I saw the black rose video for the song "Remedy" every day. At some point, because MTV was on my house all the time, you know, I saw the video for the "Remedy" every day. And then it was like gone. And it appeared like this was just sort of how the world was going to be. There would be these things you're hyper involved with. And then it's pretty much gone unless you like buy black rose DVD or something. Now there's nothing like that. Like there's nothing that if you experience, you have to, you know, you know it. You know that if I will, if I don't see it now, I can see it again or I can see it in my leisure or whatever, I wonder if that has changed the way that we watch these things. We're not doing it consciously, but I wonder if unconsciously we now realize that these things can of course be accessed at a different time or a different way. And as a consequence, I don't have to care as much. I don't have to invest anything in it intellectually because it'll always be there. And that we're kind of doing this with everything now. And maybe that's why everything seems less satisfying than it used to. I remember I had these VHS tapes of different things from the 80s that I'd just recorded in real time, including I think three Letterman anniversary shows in a row, right? And I was like, I would have put these in a safe. I had a whole bunch of stuff, like a whole bunch of games and just things like I'm so glad I have these because if I didn't have these would be gone. And one of the, one of the, like the tape melted or broke and it was just gone. I think it was the Letterman anniversary once. Maybe there's something else. And I was just like, oh, my God, it's gone. Now that shit's on YouTube. It is. I was, it was like my, one of some of my prized possessions, you know, the Michael Jackson Motown 25 and shit like that that I actually recorded in real time was like, oh, oh, my God, what would happen if somebody stole this? You should keep those though because actually what is amazing is that the stuff that you didn't think you were recording, the ancillary stuff, the commercials and stuff. From, for my birthday, my wife, I guess, went on eBay and got me a bunch of sports illustrators from the early 80s. So I was reading through them on July 4th or whatever, and like, you know, there's this story about like, I think it's a Frank DeFord story about like Wilk Chamberlain at the age of 50. I remember that one. That was a good one. Yeah. Also, I've forgotten about this. It was like, he almost came back and played for the next time, like, you know? And like, he probably could have, you know, like almost certainly could have. And, you know, I kind of did vaguely remember that story because you might remember this at the front of the magazine. It's a close-up of Wilk's hand, how big his hand is and, you know, in that you could put your hand on. It's like a gem. Yeah. So I did remember that story. And I remember that it happened, but it was so weird like looking at some of the cigarette ads in this thing or like the 19th hole, all the letters, like the lit, some of the word of letter in the sports illustrator, there's no way you can't, you cannot go on the internet now and find like random letters to sports illustrated from 1983, but here they all are. Right. And it's like, and it was also strange to hear, to read some of these letters and like see like, boy, you know, people are still saying that now, but he's describing this thing as a new thing, but it's still happening now. People complaining about announcers, which now we have with Alexi Lollis, where everybody's just like, I can't stand Alexi Lollis, but in the 80s, we had somebody else. So like, I bet if you went back and like watched like a, like a, or like when I was writing the football book, you know, it, uh, I was like, went back and I rewatched like the Boston College Miami game or something, you know, you know, when the Flutey game or whatever. But like before it happens, I think it's like Brent Musperer talking about like Falcon Crest is going to be on or whatever, like he thinks I just totally forgot he'd forget to happen. Well, there's this, first of all, you must have watched some of these old NFL games. Just random week six Browns versus Steelers, 1978, and it just will be the complete NBC broadcast. Mm-hmm. It's kind of riveting. There's this account on YouTube called Rare NBA Footage, which has only 8.4 K, 8400 followers right now. And they just, he, I don't know where this person gets all the video stuff. But he'll have some good fights every once in a while. And he had, he had the, uh, when Kareem Punch Kent Benson, he had that whole thing, but then the aftermath of Kent Benson with this huge black eye being like, what the fuck just happened? It feels like everything's out there. It's just, there's more and more footage. People are just finding, and it's really crazy. It's really crazy. It's like, it's almost more surprising if you can't find something, but you almost expect you should be able to find it, um, uh, yeah, because there's stuff, there's NBA stuff from the 60s and 70s where they did, they literally didn't televised the game. So there's no way to find it unless somebody for whatever reason had a camera and a, um, a burdock or something. It's just games that don't exist. It's famously the Wilkins, but that was 1962, but there's, you know, a whole bunch of stuff. Anyway, all right. We went two hours. We went too long. Can you plug some stuff? Well, no, I mean, I, I got, uh, I have, uh, I got this book that's just called Rock that's coming out in September. What's it? So what's Rock about? Quickly. Okay. I don't want it. One thing I found promoting that football book is I just, I did so many podcasts that occasionally you'd end up saying the same thing on multiple podcasts. And I really feel like a lot of people are like, I kind of read this book, like I heard of talking about it enough, like, you know, I like it, I'm going to try to, to not talk about what's in this book as much, but I will say this. Okay. So it's like, it is a fictional history of rock music, it's fictional. But it starts in 1967 with the premise that the Velvet Underground's first record is released and immediately becomes 25 times more popular than the Beatles and the Stones come out. You told me this idea. This is a great idea. And it completely alters all of the culture over the next, you know, many years and then ends in 2002 where 9/11 has been blamed on the strokes. Okay. Yeah. So, but there's a lot that happens in between that. So that's those are kind of the book ends of this book. Wow. And you, you really were a podcast horror for that football book. Well, I guess, you know, but they can't, you know, people ask me to go and podcast, they'll do it. Why not? Because the thing is also they don't, it's amazing how little they overlap. Yeah, sure. They're the only sort of kind of person who listens to all of them, but, yeah. Yeah, true. It is like pieces of different audiences. But it could, I think it could have been a mistake, though, because I did so many of those podcasts and people always wanted to talk about one section of the book. They wanted to talk about the one chapter near the end about the eventual sort of erosion of football or football receding from the culture, which now I think many people think that's what the book is about. It's like, it's like five percent of that book may be at most, but I did, I probably did too many podcasts for that, you know, trying to think of what the velvet underground, what the sports version of that would be. So I was going to say, like, if the next had bought Dr. J from the nets in 76 is the next 50 years of NBA history, different, but it was Dr. J had already been around for half his career. So maybe it's not as impactful, but the conceit of this book, though, is that all the records from 1967 till 2002, they're exactly the same. The records haven't changed. It's the perception of the records and the perception of the artists. So that could only, that could have been with sports, yeah. So well, no, a sports version would be that all of the games played out exactly as we remember them, but everything we think about sports is completely reversed, because the way it is perceived. I'll have to think about what the sport, I don't want to say the wrong thing here. Trying to think of what the basketball version that would be. For some reason, I was thinking about the late 70s if Gus, if, if the Sonic's bullet series was considered to be the series that saved basketball and Gus Williams was like, Magic John for Magic Johnson, then we just go. All right, Chuck. Thank you for the two plus hours. I had a great time as always. Okay. Now you made me want to come to Portland. Well, we never do. Well, you know, I don't have to twist Chris Ryan's arm. He goes there anyway just to socialize. He comes quite often. Yeah. All right. Sad everybody in Portland for us. Thanks for coming up. Okay. Bye bye. All right. That's it for the podcast. Thanks to Chuck Kosterman. Thanks to Gahau and Eduardo and Jack and Chris and everybody else at The Ringer as well. I'm going to be coming back midweek with a podcast. It's going to be a very unique podcast, probably on Wednesday. So stay tuned for that and don't forget rewatch. Well, she's the one is coming. See you next week. Must be 21 plus in president select states for Kansas in affiliation with Kansas star Casino or 18 plus in president DC Kentucky or Wyoming. Game problem caught 100 gamble or 1 800 by reset call 888 797777 or visit ccpg.org/chat Connecticut or mdgamblinghelp.org in Maryland. Hope is here visit gambling helpline ma.org or call 800 327 50 50 for 24 seven sport Massachusetts or call 877 8 hope and why or text hope and why in New York for Louisiana call 877 770 7867.

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. Bill Simmons and Chuck Klosterman discuss the U.S. soccer team's struggles, debating whether cultural, structural, or athletic factors prevent success, with Klosterman arguing that the U.S. can't force dominance in a globally popular sport.
  2. They explore the role of sports commissioners, critiquing Adam Silver's NBA leadership for prioritizing business over league quality, citing issues like the second apron, expansion, and player availability.
  3. The conversation shifts to analytics in basketball, using Jaylen Brown as a case study, questioning whether stats can capture intangibles like leadership and clutch performance.
  4. They analyze the evolution of sports team owners, from local businessmen to billionaire consortiums, and how this affects franchise values and fan experiences, including rising ticket prices.
  5. The pair discusses the resurgence of movie theaters, the potential for luxury pricing on premium seats, and the cultural impact of films like "The Odyssey" and "Obsession."
  6. They touch on the WNBA, noting Caitlin Clark's polarizing treatment and the league's focus on narratives over on-court play, while praising players like Olivia Miles.
  7. A bold prediction is made that Sophie Cunningham could become U.S. Vice President by 2050.

Summary:

In this podcast episode, Bill Simmons and Chuck Klosterman engage in a wide-ranging conversation covering sports, culture, and media. They begin by examining the U.S. men's soccer team's repeated World Cup disappointments, questioning whether the issue lies in athletic talent, youth development costs, or a lack of cultural "nastiness" seen in other nations. Klosterman argues that the U.S. cannot simply will itself to dominance in the world's most popular sport, unlike China's strategic choice of table tennis, and suggests that cultural factors, such as the absence of a transcendent American soccer star, may be insurmountable.

The discussion then pivots to sports governance, with Simmons critiquing NBA Commissioner Adam Silver for making business-driven decisions, like the second apron and expansion, that harm competitive balance. They also debate the role of analytics in basketball, using Jaylen Brown's trade as a case study, questioning whether advanced stats can fully capture a player's value when intangibles like leadership and versatility matter. The conversation extends to the changing nature of team ownership, from local moguls to massive consortiums, and how this impacts franchise values and fan costs. Finally, they touch on the revival of movie theaters as a luxury experience and the WNBA's narrative-driven discourse, particularly around Caitlin Clark, before Klosterman makes a bold prediction about Sophie Cunningham's political future.

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This episode features a long conversation with Chuck Klosterman covering sports, culture, and various topics like soccer, the NBA, and movie theaters.

Bill suggests the U.S. can't simply decide to dominate soccer because it's the world's most popular sport with established countries, unlike China's choice to dominate table tennis by filling a vacuum.

He believes it's a cultural issue, noting that in countries like England, kids dream of soccer from age three, while American kids dream of various sports, making soccer less of a primary focus.

The eras are: local business owners and families (through the '60s), wealthier owners and goofy characters ('70s-'80s), legacy kids and ego guys ('90s), internet and early VC guys (21st century), and massive money states with billionaires (mid-2020s).

The concern is that the league is making business decisions, like the second apron and expansion, that may hurt competitiveness and player availability, potentially making the NBA worse than it was years ago.

The debate centers on whether advanced metrics, like on-off stats, can be trusted when they contradict the eye test, as with Jaylen Brown, but some argue outliers exist and team context matters.

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