838. - Chris & Jason

[Music] How long gone? Them jeans, just the last day of summer. [Laughs] I couldn't be happier as we move into fall. The hands down best season. I think everyone can agree. But we're talking about calendarily speaking, not in terms of our actual present day weather that we're feeling. I would say that in Bellport Long Island it's feeling 80 during the day. You know, chilly. You could wear a sweater at night. It's getting there. Fall has fallen. Today I've got a high of 95 tomorrow, high of the 96, Tuesday and 90. We're in the 90s all week long. That's your problem. In California, in many parts of the world, I said it last night. You got to tell it in the middle of summer. Yeah, yeah, that's probably true. We're in the middle of summer. It's not even September yet. September is the hottest month of the year. I don't really care because I just want life to get back to normal and people to abide by a schedule and stop being on vacation. And I don't want to get any more out of office messages. We got to, you know what? We got to get rid of it. Just don't respond to me. Like, it's fine. Like, just don't respond. If you're not going to respond for a week, like, I'll just forget about it and not even care. You know what I mean? Unless it's urgent. Not everybody in the world has these crumbling communication boundaries that you have. Yours have sort of been sanded down to the studs. I think out of office replying. Other people need to have that level of clear communication or else they'll do an anxiety spiral. I think that out of office messages are a low key way to boast that you're not at work. Like, I think it's a little bit of a, if you don't, no one is going on vacation for a week or even two weeks and not looking at their email. You're lying. No one on earth can physically do that. I really believe that. I don't think there are people. I mean, obviously there are a few in far between. But I think, you know, I would say 90% of people, no matter where they are, they're in the world or what they are doing or what they're supposed to be doing, they're going to look at their phone and check an email or check a text message to receive communication about something urgent. I just, I really believe that to be true. Yeah. It allows you to have a little bit more of a piece of mind when you're on the holiday, pull up the Gmail and be like, okay, blah, blah, blah, blah, this and that. Still, you know, make sure that there's no fires to put out. Make sure all is quiet on the Western front. And then I can go back to my peanut collada and Sally Rune. No, I just, in peace. But there, I mean, everyone, I don't care if you're a fucking, if you dehydrate your placenta and shoot lines of it, you're checking the email on holiday, even when you're in the, the jungles of Colombia or Tulum. That's what I'm saying. Unless your phone gets stolen by an unsavory character on a mope, you're checking that shit, you're checking that shit at the hotel. You're checking that shit on the beach. You're checking that shit while you're driving your rental car. It's a lie. It's just a lie. And I don't know why we keep perpetuating this lie. I mean, if you would, the most recent, or the most recent season of what you're going to call it, white lotus deals with this plan, the whole family that's wired and glued to their phones. They got them taken away at the resort for a mental clarity thing and they end up bonding together before they all die. But still, I'm sure it was really dope of them. But it's super dope. It makes me wonder. It makes me wonder. Because as it's going to get more and more difficult, like the thought of you, like you're going to go to a retreat in the next month or so, if they said, all right, I need your devices. I need your Kindle, your phone, your iPad, your laptop. For the next week, you would probably not give that up, right? No, I would turn my happy ass around, get in the Uber and go back to the airport. There ain't no way. I mean, unless you're going on like a silent Tibetan meditation retreat, and that's like clearly part of the program, I think that's fine. Yeah, I am going to Lancerhoff. I'm going to quote unquote detox, but I think the reason people like this place, besides its benefits, obviously physically and mentally, is that like it's kind of normal. Like you don't have to give your, like I can still record this podcast. I can still work. It's not like they want you to focus on how little you're eating. They're really kind of stay occupied. So, distracting from the eating disorder that we're going to plant inside of everybody German style or Austrian style, you will need a distraction of some slop. I'm going to have my, you know, broths and stuff. It's going to be fine, but if I, I would be better off, like not being able to have a veggie burger in French fries for, you know, 10 days is better for me than not looking at my email for 10 days. I would rather, I would rather not have any food that I like. Would everybody go to tell yourself for 10 days than not see my email? You would, you would do the opposite. You would rather eat delicious vittles and never, and not respond to an email for it. That's the difference between, that's why we have the jobs that we have. Yeah. What's your job description? Enjoy your delicious vittles. That's a crime like me. Okay. So, all that is to say, as time pushes on and it gets more and more difficult to separate, us CEOs from our devices on these retreats, on these vacations, on these holidays, to really unwind and like go on like a creative exploratory phase so you can finally figure out what the next iPhone design is going to be or the next Sabrina Carpenter remix is going to be whatever it is. I want there to be a situation you go, you go to to loom, you get on the, on the, on the sprinter van, you're riding over there, you take the hotel, retreat, hires, unsavory characters to quote unquote steal your phone from you to say, oh, wow. Hey, you know, we don't have an Apple store on the island. You know, I'm sorry. We're just going to have to go no phone. And then the end of the end of the retreat, once you've reached Nirvana, they surprised you. You get the phone back. They give you your, they give you your Google pixel back and all of a sudden, well, this is like when you're, when one of your little badass kids gets taken in the middle of the night to get scared straight, that kind of, I'm exactly what I was, that's literally, this exactly what I was going to say is like when you got a little bit of money and your kid won't stop partying and they get kidnapped thrown in a van. You don't see him for three months. They come back in their militarized. It's the same. It's the same kind of idea, but I don't think you see your saying. Yes, sir, when your mom asked you to take the trash out after you've had your three months of rehab, but then the problem is, you know, when you're watching those videos on Mori Povitch or Jerry Springer and the parents are like in the living room, like hugging each other with the Kleenex box, like, we're sorry, Tyler, we're sorry. But this is the last thing in the neck, mom, why did you? The same thing is going to happen when we're going to take your phone away for you for the next 48 hours. And then the mom is, is inconsolable because of what she's done to her baby. I swear to God, if I don't get my, if I don't get my Samsung fold back, I'm going to fucking lose my damn mind. Yeah, I think that, I think that is not a bad idea. And I also think there are people who would pay for that sort of service to be treated like that because there's no other way for them. I think that is a, this is a decent business plan from the brain of them genes, I will say, we're going to call it decent. We're going to call it decent. We're going to have it one thumbs up. We're going to give it one thumbs up. There's some things you can improve, but overall, I like the kind of ground work we've laid. It's passable with a lowercase p. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to emo style. It's lowercase at the front is lowercase at the front. Like passable. Yeah, I'm the days are wanting. So you're on Long Island eating your clams and stuff. What are you doing over there? Yeah, well, Stevie came out and we had dinner. Andy Bargones house is right on the street. So we went over there for dinner and, you know, and just like that, I was having dinner at the Andy Bargones house. I hadn't had a home cooked pro meal in a while and damn, it really hits different. It hits different when a guy is talking to you the whole time he's cooking and doesn't seem to be paying attention. And then the food comes out and you're like, damn, this is better than a restaurant. This is really, this really is your calling. So you mean he was, he was engaged in conversation with you. You guys were spilling all the tea while he was picking his micro basil leaves off to put on top of the grilled peaches and you ever seen a beat? Have you ever seen a hot Persian guy with nice traps and a ministry t-shirt with his fucking micro basil? One more. I mean, one more do you want? He knew he was baiting you with that ministry tea, honestly. He baited you with the ministry. I was like, I opened the door. I was like, this motherfucker is wearing a ministry t-shirt. And he said, yeah, I am. And I was like, okay, at least you knew who was coming in there. No, I learned after DJing his wedding, when he's sent over the playlist, I was like, I didn't know you had such like a 80s golf industrial angle to you. It's a Persian, it's a lot of Persons, I know actually, lean. Their favorite band is like Depeche Mode. Depeche Mode, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's an interesting thing that we could get into. We had, anyway, I had delicious white fish, some summer fried rice, we had some cucumbers. He said summer fried rice. What does that mean? Got corn in it. I don't know, bro. That's what he fucking called it. I don't know, dude. I'm just repeating. I think that's what he called it. I could be wrong. Let's get Andy on the horn. Andy, what the fuck is it? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it was just a fried rice. There could have been it. No, I mean, I'm sure he served you a delicious plate of summer fried rice. I just wanted to know what makes that rice summer. What did that? And so we did that. We're sun gobs in play. Be honest with me. I don't think. Hey, keep it. Hey, keep it real. Hey, keep it real. Hey, keep it real. Me too. If you guys are cops, you got to keep it real. You got to keep it real. You lowered your voice. Yeah, you can keep it real, bro. I enjoyed some sun gobs yesterday. That's what I mean. No sun gobs were involved in the making of this fried rice. But yesterday, and then yesterday, Kobe and Paulina came out and we took the, we took the EV over to Amaghan's at hang out with Jeff and Sarah at their house. And Jeff, I feel like I'm watching a recap on a brabo show. I know all the friends with everyone you're naming. And that's when Kobe and Juliana came over and we hopped in the all new GMC 1500 EV. And we went over to go visit Jeff and Sarah at their house in Amaghan's. It's more the Californians than California. It does. It's very Californians. But so we get there and of course we have to go to the row and you know all the store, you know, blah, blah, blah. We got to do some shopping. What else does that do? Literally. You guys don't do drugs. We do some shopping. We got to Jeff at Sarah's house. Jeff has prepared, Jeff is gardening. All he made a beautiful summer salad from things from their garden. Jeff was on the grill with the burgers and the, I was just, I didn't know Jeff did that. You know, I didn't know that Jeff had that in him after years of friendship. He got that he had to bring out the Midwestern. He had to bring a little, put a little meat in your mouth. Yeah, he had. But it was, I got to say I was like, this is delicious, bro. You really did, you really did your thing. He had some, he put some vegetables on the grill too. It felt like we went to that. We walked out of the beach. It was a real summer. It was a real summer afternoon. What else can we do at the zucchini? He didn't make a juicy, Lucy impossible. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not. I know he's, Jeff is famously from Minnesota. And also Jeff, Jeff Hendrixson, he's listening right now, Fender the Show. If you need a photographer in New York, he's your man. What a guy. If you need me, but I was really, I was really impressed with his skills. And I, I've been impressed with his photography skills for a decade, but this cooking is something new to me. So I was, I was, I was, yeah, it was delicious. I so I've had a lot of home cooked meals, which is something that you know does happen very often. Which is what you need. As long as your mom's not making it. Exactly. You are, I mean, bro, you're eating it and ready. And today I went to off the chain, the local Blue Lives Matter bodybuilder, Belly Jim came back. I got, I got Kobe making eggs. 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I don't think that's what we're doing because the only thing involved is food. Now your cohabitating, Kobe wants to ask if you can have a bump. You're going to the gym. This purse, Paulina's vacuuming, Kobe's making. How do you like your eggs? Wakey wakey? No, no, no. I think this is the thing. Alex is just finishing her morning Tai Chi Pilates blast. She has been out on the balcony doing some sky ting on the laptop. You're making a good case here. I think what the. And then at the end, you guys all get together in one big bed and don't fuck. Okay, we're going to watch the US Open. Now get in here. Come on, everybody into the covers. No, it's been a week. Paulie, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you a, if you a, if you a Paulie, a Keele, a baddie. And you want to watch the US Open, you're only allowed to watch mixed doubles. No singles allowed. No, no. Men singles, especially is off the table, off the table, off the table. You thought you're going to watch center? No, no, no. You try to eat. I don't want to, I don't want to watch center. But yeah, it's been, it's been a nice, I'm ready to go back to the city, but it's been a nice, it's been nice out here, I have to say. I was pleasantly surprised how much I liked it. This was good. Have you got a tan? Have you, are you dressing different? Did you switch any styles up or is it just the same old DRE? The same old DRE. Yeah. It's the same old DRE. I mean, I guess, no, yeah, it's, it's same old. I was thinking about this. I've tried to go, I don't, the vibe out here is basically Bellport is only gay decorators. Those are the people who own all of the nice homes or like Andy gave us the breakdown of who live where like Anna went to her used to live here, but it's mostly these like gay decorators. We got Jonathan Adler, is he out there with the little. Doonan, I wish, I think they're further out. I think they might be Hampton's people as they say, but yeah, it's been an interesting, I've seen, I've seen, you know, there's, there's like one little strip of things here and I've seen, I'm like, oh yeah, these are gay decorators. We've got a petrol station, the row, and a place to get. In Bellport, there's a place called. It's a great example of that, and who better to own a store like that than a gay decorator? Do you guys have incense holders in the seven to nine hundred dollar range? That is 100%. Well, there's also, they also have food items, so it's like you can get a fifty dollar bar of soap or some like dry pasta I've never seen before that costs 20. But it is good. Ornamental pasta. It'll be only placed on a jar and a shell. All the stuff is good. It's just expensive and you might not have seen it before. That's exactly what I'm looking for in a, in a retail experience. Well, I think, you know, these types of people, you people, my hand is doing the you, you, I'm doing the hand boy hand. I think that activity, milling around a hotel lobby type store and just sort of touching these things that are overpriced, that you're never going to buy. It's one of the most zen like calming activities that you people can enjoy, right? But the, but you have a problem is that sometimes I do buy and that's where the no chocolate, no chocolate, but that's that's sometimes where I, that's where I slip up. You're right, Jason. The kind of font, the catch you, the font of objects that do you remember the last useless thing that you bought in one of these fuck ass stores? Just I just bought a $20 ceramic soap dish yesterday. Like I don't need that, but it's for the news. How's you guys? It's useful enough, but I did what something I did that's crazy is I got what might be a new deodorant after years of never switching up the style. Is this margin? That's not out yet, but I'll obviously be using that when it comes. This is some wait on it. I'll edit that out. Tell me more about this deodorant. It's Italian. It's roll on. I didn't know those people were deodorant. What's the brand? I don't think they do. I think they just export it. I don't I can't I don't have it in front of me and the brand is obviously quite long because it's Italian. So I don't know. It's got a yellow cap, but it it smells like a really nice Italian hotel, which is the best thing about Italy is the smell. It's definitely not the people, the food or the travel. Is it bor bor tal? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know what, hold on. I'll just go grab it. Hold on. Give me one second. At this point, fuck it. I just googled Italian deodorant and I saw I went straight to the yellow cap. There's a one brand. Okay. Okay. It's it's a beautiful. It's kind of like a big bullet. The shape of it and it's called Agua. Look like a beets pill. It's smaller, smaller, but but not wrong. Well, only one end is rounded. So it's led the beat hurt. Okay. So it's Agua de colonial, Concentrada, and it is a roll on deodorant and it's a aloe sage and chamomile. It's just really it's really nice. And I was I was I was. Agua de colonial. Concentrada. Concentrada. You see. You'll see the look kind of like a little butt plug. I got on eBay. Go 1299. Let's go. Yeah, it's not even expensive. It's not even expensive. It's cheaper than the ASAP spray. That's, you know, 20 that I've been using for the last whatever 10 years. So it's a big thing for me. And I've I've been testing it. And I'm you know how it mixes with other fragrances. And it seems like it's it's a move I could make. So we'll be ordering a bulk. Okay. Chris style. We'll get five of these going. Yeah. The four I got the four pack on eBay right now. 39 all day. That's that's a pretty good deal. So I've done the research. If you're not all day, if you're in Italian listening to this, I apologize as we. But sure. Our first steps into this world that you have already grown up into. But they made it started out as like a cologne fragrance. Yes. Yeah. They had very cheap. Yeah. It's very cheap. They have that at the store too. They have that. It just and it looks like a when you get like a small bottle of pop off vodka. It's like that. Yes. And then I see an article saying that a guadaluedic, coronia, concentrada by Alvarez Gomez is is almost cheaper than buying a bottle of water. It's, you know, it's like $3 or something. Yeah. That's definitely the vibe. I just I've been real. I just this is wait for the perfume nationalist to review it. This is just something I've never I really don't step out of my zone very often. But I felt compelled. I was I was just brainwashed. I'm happy for the store. I lost control of my American Express card. What's up? What what now that we've talked about my deodorant. What's up with you? Let's see here. Bob. Bob. Bob. I'm just sort of in hibernation ish mode as I'm in between European vacation travels. So you know, it's been staying at home watching a lot of us open cooking, cleaning, servant fiends working out in the garage. Puffing on the line. When you're working it, where you're working out in the garage, the fiends come see you there or I don't want them in the house. I don't want to. There's a side. Well, the garage is side gate. I'm saying the garage, the garage is technically not the house. I know you got the little sliding thing for your eyes on the on the gate, but I didn't know. I didn't know how often it was getting used. Yeah, there's a little eyes slider. I say who dare and then they not not D a R E, but D E R E. Of course. So you okay, so you've been just being themselves. The neighbors are not liking it. Holding it. Yeah, they're like, what are these Honda civics keep pulling up? What's going on? So you're you're laying low in Glendale. You're getting ready for another round of fucking bullshit. And I'm with you, bro. I'm totally with you. I couldn't be more like in my wounds, you know, staying sober. I've I've almost completed one month. Sans alcohol. It's hurting this show and our whole dynamic, but I'm proud of you. I don't know if it you I mean, I know you like me hung over, which is part of your like toxic sexual game, but I mean, I don't I don't plan on being sober from alcohol forever, but it has been a long time since I push it and I'm just been traveling so much and you know, there's just so much influence and going on right now. I can't risk, you know, being down. But I guess the question to me is how did your have you always been bitch made body wise as far as being able to keep sickness away or is this something that's developed as you've gone on later in life? Actually, when I was a kid, I would get sick a lot all the time. And as I got older, I got better and I'm I'm currently probably the best at it, but just sometimes, but you're still okay, so you okay, so you're this is your best. This is your personal best, but some would say it's still not the best. You I would say a functional clock is wrong twice a year. And I get I get, you know, I would say twice a year. I get like six sick where like I'm laid out, but most of the time, it'll just be little speed bumps here and there where I can just say, you know, I'm not sick. I'm no time for this. I'm going to I'll just I'll live my life the exact same way I would normally live it except I won't have, you know, I won't smoke or drink any set of any three martinis. But I'll, you know, I'll carry on as normal. Well, I thought about yesterday because I are on two days ago, I guess I had a I got a lot caught a wild heron had a Stella 0.0 by the pool. And I I just was like, you know what? This this is nice. It's summer. I'm at a pool and then I finished it and I was like, beer just tastes bad. I don't I'll call her no alcohol. This is not a taste that I like. And I don't know what got into me. And I but I but I now have five cold Stella 0 points here as the refrigerator. They're going to stay there. That's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I just some is a bell that can enjoy them is a bell I can have one. It's sometimes it feels like it's going to like you were downing non alcoholic beers when we were in Chicago and it just looks so cool and fun and carefree. But then when I but then when I have one, I'm like, I just take three sits like the sucks, but I have to finish it and I never want it again. And I do this every six months probably. It's good. I mean, you're letting a little steam out, which is fine. Remind yourself that you don't like it. But when when you were a drinker, you never craved a cold crisp refreshing beer, especially in certain situations. No, I mean, I liked the idea of it and I drank them. But I never spend a lot of time at Metz games and such. No, but I mean, I would we would I mean, Atlanta, partying in Atlanta was a lot of like bar fly culture. It wasn't like we were in bottle service. So there was a lot of beer drinking going on and I had a I definitely had a Stella phase and maybe a Corona here and there. But I always just didn't understand because it was like, I have to drink six of these and all these carbs and I don't get drunk. Like what's the what's the point? And you're not and you're not like a food pairing like yeah, I got to have my wings and my bud light kind of vibe or I need my my athletic IPA with my cauliflower taco or whatever it is. Damn. They show it. So like when when when I go and eat Korean food sure, you got to have a bruise. I just have to have a Tara or a height or a old bee. It just it just cuts it so well. It's a perfect dance. If I go get sushi, I love a support or drafts injected into my veins, daddy. I think that is actually something that I if you told me like Chris only have a Stella 0.0 with these three foods and you'll then I would probably then I would get it. I think I just don't my brain doesn't work like that. I would take your advice and it would probably work. But I just I don't I don't think like that. Yeah. I could lead a I could lead a white boy to water but I can't make him drink. It says yeah, so you actually can lead me to water. I'll drink all of it. You lead me to an alcoholic beer. I can only have a couple slurps. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. You got a seawater diet. I see water. I drink it. That's dead ass when I that's what I'm working with. That's what I'm working with. Well, okay, well, we'll speak into food. There was a little grub street article. I saw pop up about the server. Speel. Yeah, yeah. The spiel has become a scourge. Why are servers suddenly so talkative? You read this, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. We talked about this though a little bit and I I'm just like this is something that's been going on for an eternity. But it just it's such a case by case basis. It doesn't feel like it's more prominent now than it was a year ago for me. I maybe maybe I mean, you and I both go out to eat quite a lot like definitely more than most people. And I feel like I only experienced that one in six times or something. Yeah, I don't really experience it that much in your right. Do we already talk about this on the pod? I'm sorry if we did. No, no, I don't think we did. Okay, just just like IRL and our own personal convo. Yeah, I would say one in six sounds about right. I don't think the spiel has suddenly become more prominent. I think it's something that peaked maybe eight years ago when people really had to explain family style. But I think we just make bigger plates and you reach onto the plate yourself and get your portion. And they would when they would try to figure out like, okay, we for per person, you know, we have seven here. I'm going to say two to eight things from the blue menu and three to five from the square portion of the purple. You know, they would try to figure out their own like language and formulas versus like we'll do anything but say appetizers, mains and desserts. We had has to be from that's from our medium bite section. And we recommend seven to twelve. I do. I do. I do. I do. group of this side. I do remember that. I mean, I think that I'm retelling this story on this podcast as a couple of years ago when I was in Austin. And I was with Megan and Goots and we had done that thing for urban outfiters at Sapa Southwest. And we went to a restaurant that came highly recommended to me. And I told you that the server read the menu word for word all the way. Yeah, yeah, and that is the last time I remember it being like so over the top that like I couldn't even look at her. I couldn't keep a straight face because it was so stupid. But that's that's like that's years ago at this point, you know, yeah, I've been in those situations and I can't I always laugh halfway through. I was like, Oh, this bitch is really going to read the whole motherfucker to me as if we don't have eyes at work. And the problem with when when they run down the whole menu, it's so like auto, auto pilot in their brain media training. There's no emotion there. And so they run through it as fast as possible. They speed run the menu. So then and then you go back and like the 17th thing that you ordered. Did you say that was with the radicchio or radishes? I don't remember, you know, you never you don't recall any of that info at all. I think one interesting thing I'd like to a TJ thought, I think the servers have stopped doing the spiel so much. And I think that the server is they get a read on who is sitting at the table and they stereotype you and then they judge yes, how much hand holding we're going to need based on how you are looking, interacting, talking, you know, all that stuff. And I think if you get the spiel a lot, there's a high probability. As you're bad, you look like a motherfucker that needs a spiel more than the average judge. I think that's I think that's I think a good server. And it's such a skill in itself to be good at that job because it's very difficult and people are awful. I think that the good yeah, they can look at you and like, you know, if I'm with my parents, they'll lean in a little more on maybe, you know, helping us out. But if it's just if it's me and you or me and out or whatever, they're like, all right, this this asshole knows what he wants. He doesn't need to try to upsell him on the caviar or the truffles and also yeah, and also if you are really that whenever happens to me, I'm kind of amused by it. It's like, oh, you're really going to do it. It's funny to me. If it really does grind your gears that much, then I would say you're a pussy for not stepping in. Hey, I'm going to stop you right there, chief. I know how to read a menu. We're all good. You know, come back in a couple minutes and you know, we can do our order. There's ways of of saying letting the server know that I don't need you to read all 10 commandments to me and what the blah blah blah is. Yeah. If you really bugs you that much, like if I'm really allergic to peanuts that much, I'm going to tell Delta and they're going to say no fucking M&M's allowed on this flight. You can't even bring the bag, bitch. You know, I mean, imagine bringing my five pound bag of PM&M's and there's some fucking door. This gonna get a big check this bag, bro. I got a big check through these throw them in the bag. Yeah, I think that story feels, I mean, obviously the writer, it probably happens to them several times, you know, in the recent in recent. I'm sure the writer is celebrating food writer that is much better and knows more about food than I do. I'm just saying, I'm just saying that I think this is such a per case basis. It's tough to like call it a trend is what I'm saying. Yeah, the if this were a huberman, we would say there's not enough data point sets on this case study, you know, we need it's just one food writer in one sect of a city and wait, does this motherfucker have his account is private? Maybe that's weird that he would have his account private, isn't it? Whatever. No, it's not. For writers don't go to Instagram. I mean, that's not there. He's a food editor of the New York magazine. Anyway, Alan. That's not their medium time for you to step in. But then I guess, you know, if we if we he took all the advice that we gave him, then he wouldn't have an article to write. No, I mean, I'm just water not runoff his back like a done what I'm saying to you, what I'm saying to you is I think he's right and we're right. Like I think it's I think it's if that happened to you that many times and you're the food editor in New York magazine, you absolutely should write about it because there's a lot of people who it's probably happened to as well that will relate to this and in this, you know, timely fashion. I guess it is kind of interesting because I agree with all that as Americans or just people in the world have become more educated and knowledgeable about food. I think now more than ever more people know about food and trends and all these new ingredients and methods and and cuisines that were, you know, even five years ago, a lot more unknown. But also we've collectively gotten dumber. So you would think that like our food literacy has increased so much so we should not need an explanation of what, you know, this a macro slider is or whatever. I mean, we should not need to have our hands held for that. But also maybe we they've they tried it and it didn't work, you know, we tried to let you guys read the menu with your eyes and assume that you knew what the dover soul was, but we were wrong. I mean, dude, look, if you're if you're the fact that we're still going to fourth wave coffee shop that have more merch than menu and there people are asking what matcha is. Yeah, I I mean, I feel like I feel like it is necessary. But the skill in is knowing who needs it and who doesn't without having to launch into it first, you know, I mean by having like a visual that's the real skill. And I think a lot of people, especially like New York in LA, possess that user error. User error. Always user. Always user. Shout out out and come on the pod. Okay. Everyone this weekend, I don't I want to know it was it was hot on the internet and in California America, but you are out amaghancent far out past the breakers. How much of Trump's potential death. Don't go ever clear mode on me right now. Yeah, so out there out there in amaghancent was was everybody at all the farmers markets and the all the whatever the loob stores was everyone like damn Trump's really do you think Trump is died was this a big talking point out there. The only person I heard talk about is Trump dead was you. I I had not heard that until no, and that's not that's saying that that I am obviously even though I'm near a body of water, I'm still hopelessly online. I did not start seeing that chatter until you mentioned it a few days ago to me directly. Okay. Okay, which is but I mean, I know it's real. I'm just saying it to it's strangely. Where it wasn't coming across my T L as much as you know, college football or Taylor Swift or whatever is happening. 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I guess he's alive now. But then people are saying the photos that they're posting are from January of him. I mean, I think people when when the whole hand drama kicked off and everyone was like, I'm a licensed nurse practitioner. Yeah. And I predict that Donald Trump is going to die in February or March 2026. I'm based on blah, blah, blah. He has conjunctive kidney failure, sepsis disorder, blah, blah. They were coming back to Roost. They were like, it's our time. We were right. And then people were like, okay, we know that Trump is probably going to die in the next year. We'll call it. Then that means it could happen in February or that means it could happen maybe this weekend. A year is 12 months, a year is 12 months can't argue with that. Can not argue with that. But you're saying that so there's pictures of him that the White House clearly posted to be like, our man's still here. And people are diving into the metadata. And they're saying, oh no. This is I think I think like some of his like reply guys, some of, you know, Trump army were. Is it all army? Trump army? I see your saying. That's your saying. Like like sorority, sister, amateur golf, congresswomen, you know, from the 19th district of Tennessee or whatever, they're like, I met with president today. And then they'll post a photo of him looking good and smiling and happy. And then they're like, this photo is from 2024. This is published at an earlier date. But it would be cool. I mean, I was wondering I was asking you and show like, is it a thing where they're like, let's Trump's like, let him have a Labor Day. Let him have it. I mean, we'll come back. We'll, we'll, we'll drop the album on Tuesday. If he's as good of American as he says he is, that is something he should do. But also, but I also think about it. If Trump announced, I mean, not if Trump announced, if America announced, hey, Donald Trump, he passed away quietly in Mar-a-Laga. That would make this the gnarliest Labor Day weekend in the history of time because all the people that hate him would be celebratory from the rooftop's burning man would go loco. And then all the people who loved him, they'll be pouring whatever, the hillbilly, Kavasiya out all week. Alcohol sales would never be the same after this toppling a oasis at Wembley. I mean, I think it would be, it would be the best Labor Day in history because either it's going to make when when Obama won. It's going to make that look like a fucking kids first birthday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's going to, I mean, the sales of, of, uh, and has her bush products and the kids of bitch would be peaking. Yeah. I mean, it would be the biggest for on both sides. That's, that's what I'm saying though, because if he, if the supporters, if he dies, they're going to drink a lot to mourn. And if the, the haters, if he dies, the haters are going to drink to celebrate. So it's the only winner. Exactly. The only way that the alcohol industry can be revived is if Donald Trump dies is what we've just, is what we've just, he has to die the only way the 12 trillion dollar alcohol industry will be able to survive. Hey bro, no, no, you have, you have a good point. That's going to be a big sales boost. That's the equivalent of, you know, when like 25 years ago, when America blew up the twin towers to get a huge defense contract paycheck. I've heard that. Same thing, but for Donald Trump is, is tower 47, 45 and 47. He's towers 45 and 47 have fallen. And then and has her bush is the, the Boeing black ops, I'm saying this, I'm saying this because look, the alcohol industry is truly under duress. They're having a really tough time. People aren't drinking as much. It's, it's, there's, there's, there's data to bring. Big mushroom is eating their lunch. Yeah, everybody's everybody's having their gummies and smoking their little tiny joints and, you know, having the time of their lives, but they're not how long gone tiny joints available soon. They're not drinking. They're not drinking as much. And I think the alcohol industry also is powerful enough to have something, you know, taken care of. If you, if you catch my drift, some to think about. What a beautiful, what a beautiful reason for him to die. For him to his last act in office, the sacrificial martyr to bump the alcohol lobby one last time, like, like the way that we're all doing that with America, we're kind of, we're trying to get that last cheap money one last time before China, India and Russia eat our lunch, right? I think that, I think that it would be, they just had, they just had a, a meeting where Putin, G and Modi, I guess, all had a new world order meeting. And they didn't invite Donald Trump, which is very mean girl of them. That's so sick. We could only get a three top at the corner store on Friday night at eight. So we, Donald couldn't come. Sorry, sorry, it's super tight. It's super tight. You said it's under, how do you spell G? Putin is PUT I am. Could it be under a difference? No, it's Putin. No, no, no, but how do you spell that? Because it's not coming up in the rezi. It's not coming up in the system right here. Open tables having an error. I don't know what's going on. That's really funny. I didn't know that. I think that the alcohol industry needs to be saved. But I was, I was going to, another, sorry to keep giving so much shine to the New York magazine family over there. But the cut, the one of the last tabloids left did allow Stephen Phillips horse to write a story about have we reached peak gay sluddiness? Hardy all weekend hook up with anyone, never get an STD or even a hangover who says nobody's having sex anymore. I haven't been able to read it yet. Straight people aren't. I read, I'm about, let's call it one third of the way through. And you know, we got to get Stephen back on the pod. He really, he's really thriving right now in terms of his word usage. It's no, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's a very, he's on his kind of pharaoh, munch level. It's okay. Okay. Okay. Don't route. You know, so you're gonna trigger me from reading this Mark Gronson book where I'm remembering who Smith and Wesson is. Lyrically performing off, lyrically he's performing arm drobberies. Of course. I, I just mean, I guess this concept is something that I am, you know, tangentially aware of kind of that like gay guys have more fun. Smell the fucker said. They have more fun than than straight people. But, but the image, which is two backs of, it's just two gay guys, one black, one white. They're both wearing shorts, but one of them has the shorts rolled down a little to show the top of the rear end with a nice tonal pink jock strap peeking out. And I, I just found the image called the colors strawberry pistachio. It's a, it's a powerful image is what I'm saying. It's a powerful image. It's a powerful image and it's cool to have an image that powerful with no faces in it. Yeah, we don't need them. We don't need them. I mean, and that sort of poetic as the article is saying, hey, we're having so much gay sex. The face is sort of, you know, it's not the point. It's there. If it's there fine, if not, no biggies at the point, the traps. I'm here for whole and pull the traps of the point. Yeah, I just, I'm going to be so jeered out. I don't, I won't remember your face tomorrow anyway. Well, sounds good. From what I have, sounds good to me. And the problem with that is, at a certain point, you know, they say that all the, all the cool things in the world start. And like, you know, the best jokes and fashion blah blah, black people then gay people then, you know, it works is all the way down to to crack a ass Becky over here are, are, are, if straight people realize that GHB is a calorie free way to get slizzard and kind of horny. And we start doing it too much. Is that going to be considered appropriation? I don't think, I don't think that's going to be like, I don't think GHB will ever make it to straight people in a real and a meaningful way. I think I, why, why not? There's, I mean, I don't know, but it would have, I'm saying, I think it would have happened by now. I was what I'm trying to say. I've done GHB a handful of times in my early 20s. And it was only because it was only because I was hanging out with a drug dealer. It wasn't, I don't think that I don't even know around. Yeah, I don't know of drug dealers. I don't know of drug dealers that their customer base is mostly straight or even offering GHB. I think they think that this, I think that there's a, there's a lack of communication. Just like dick if you're straight on the low, you got to go out and find yourself. It don't just come to you. You got to go find yourself. You're right. But unless you start a podcast, then it'll come to you. The GHB is flowing. But yeah, well, I mean, I would say that I, I, I, I, you know, if everyone is standing around drinking non-alcoholic beer and having a microdose mushroom gummy at the campfire as their way of getting fucked up and then gay people are on for C2C4MM12. And they're like, I'm going to a rave that starts at 3 p.m. You know, because like it's, it's all, it's, you can't even compete with it. So I, I think it's straight people are going to be like scared of GHB. But also GHB has like a real worker B apple watch, spreadsheet kind of system because you have to keep taking it on a schedule. Yeah, you can't mix it with alcohol. So there's like, there's like apple watch apps and trackers and timers and that you can set like every, you know, my fitbit buzz is every 30 minutes. Why any other cap full? I type in my height, my weight and my girth. And it'll set like a stare mask. You have to keep taking 3.9 milligrams every 72 minutes to maintain the current semi erection at this level. And I think a lot of nerdy straight people will kind of like the, the techie element of it. Yeah, that's a good selling point, actually. That's a good selling. But it's such an abusive thing or a thing that seems easy to abuse because my ex, I've never done it. But I've seen other people on it and the reputation for GHB is like that is for people who want to like fall asleep in the club level of fuck yeah, like that's yeah, it's the antithesis of like responsible partying. So and I guess that's the same thing, you know, like we drink, you know, ever clear alcohol for hundreds of years. And you know, people will just die because they drink too much. And now we have cool, sipable session loggers. And we don't die. And we don't, we don't lose our family. Thank God GHB and prep can mix. Jesus Christ would be in, we'd be in fucking trouble. But I think it's going to take some strong soldiers that are unfortunately going to have to die on the front lines. All of our kind of download trades straights, all of our straight people who have touched a dick a few times, but are married and have kids, you know, those people who are really walking that line, those are going to be the people who are going to use G first and then sort of will have to walk on their dead bodies across the river. If you know what I mean? Yeah, I use them as a human bridge. I totally get it. Totally get it. Yeah, I totally get it. Yeah, I'll dig into this. I'll dig into this shit. Then don't worry about me. Do you see Jacob Alority at the Venice Film Festival? Yeah, with his beautiful pants. That botega texito is really most things ain't fitting like that on me, but it looks a baggy texito is a very tough thing to pull off. But once again, a hot guy with a mullet was somehow able to do it. Well, he has one thing, what's secret thing that you don't have and the reason was all you got to do is you just have to have a perfect body. Yeah, just perfect. Once you have that, it's all good. Perfect body, fame, money. Jacob Alority has one little trick. Exactly. Did you see this? Did you see this? This thing happened to us open. We're like a like a a millionaire CEO snatched a hat away from a child after he'd been signed. I love show. This is good as it gets. Like to be that out of touch to not think this would become a thing is also your your your your your your your it's a Polish player I've never heard of. That's whose autographs are going to steal from a child. Like at least make it center Alcaraz. Well, I read that the guy the CEO, business man, I think it was a Polish paving company. So it was a Polish. So it was a poll on pole crime. That's what Stephen Phillips horse is talking about. So this is, you know, like in America, we have the we have the Coldplay gotcha cam where the CEO gets caught cheating with his HR employee. His whole life is blown up destroyed upside down just because he was trying to rub his half hard dick on the back of a girl while the fourth encore of y'all I was playing. Concentral. This guy literally like a evil villain stole from a child and he's going to go back to his job and pull in and not a single problem will happen. There will be no backlash. There will be no social media take down. They're not going to pull up his old tweets. He's going to be like, fuck you. I'm I'm I pay. I don't give a shit. And then a company is going to hire him to pay if he's going to he's going to I pay. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. I don't think this is this is this is worse to me than the Coldplay thing because that that is that was adults being adults like obviously there's moral implications. But overall that stealing from a child. It has a certain level of evil to it. Yeah. It's like when you see people fight over like a foul ball and you're like, dude, if you're if if you're an adult and the person is is a child, you have to let them have it. It's going to make their is like, what are you doing? Like especially while millions of people are watching you on television right now. Yeah. Like what are you thinking about, dude? That's this that's a that's a sad state of the human condition. It says a lot about the inner workings of your mind. And let's your Polish. Um, I guess speaking of of Oasis as Oasis returns to America. I saw some people posting about how the crowds are not the same as they were in Europe, which I guess is not a big surprise. Yeah. No shit. Yeah. No shit. I mean, it really makes me grateful that I got to go see them in London. And then when I saw that or I was reminded that in America cage, the elephant is opening instead of Richard Aschropp. I was really grateful that I got to see him in your cage. Yeah. If a cage the elephant, one of the wildest alternative radio, siops of of our lifetime. But I mean, I've seen a lot of people I know who had bought tickets for New York or Chicago or LA and they went to London first. Yeah. And they're just they're just selling that they're like, I'm fine. I'm good. It's not going to come. It can't compare. So I'm just not going to spend the time. You're eating the poutine and then they bring out the house pickles. It's crazy. I'm good. It's crazy. But yeah, I mean, I think that I would probably go again if it was like, offer to me, it was super easy. But then part of me doesn't want to ruin the memory. And or, you know, pollute, pollute the memory at least. Yeah. Not that. Yeah. That makes sense. I mean, I think it would still be fun. You got to hit raw and then they're like, you want it again, but yeah, that ain't that ain't how it goes. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube as you would say. So I don't I don't know if it would I wonder if it would sully my my view or memory or if it would just be like, yeah, this is still sick. It's just stupid people are next to me. I guess you would have the opportunity to wear a shirt that says like, it was better and wimbley, you know, just kind of rub it into the faces of everyone. That's a good. I could get somebody to whip one of those up real quick for sure. I got some graphic designers that could help me out with that. Let's see. I there's a I saw an article from Rachel Connolly in defense of the performative male. Did you read this? No, but I know her. She where was this? Where was this posted? The Guardian. Yeah. Okay. And the point being, you know, the long and short of it is sort of like, you know, we've we've been trying to train our men, you know, stop doing this, you know, read more, go to therapy, you know, eat, eat better blah, blah, blah. And now and now men all did it. And now we're like, ooh, what is this? And she's sort of right. I mean, my words on her is like, what do you bitches want? Like she is, she is kind of right. I mean, I will, I will make fun of these type of people, but also she does make a good point. There was societal pressure for years for men to evolve. And once they evolve, now it's like, you're a freak for liking Clareau and reading a book. It doesn't seem. It's fun to make fun of, but I think that is a really fair way to look at it. Yeah. Because what you're asking for is something that happens, but it's just really rare and it's difficult to achieve. And it's kind of not even something that you could teach. It's just like, all you have to do is just be super cool and know the right way of, you know, everything and the right current levels of, you know, not too little, not too much. And, you know, it's a it's a difficult thing to navigate. And yeah, I mean, these guys are basically like, here, here's how you can have sex with me. Stop doing this, start doing this. And then I cool, got it. I will do anything to have sex. I will even, I will even read this stupid book. I don't, I'm going to read. Sabrina Carpenter is really good. I like love it. I listen to it all the time. I love the biography of Joan Dieden. It's awesome. You know, and like, here's how to do all this stuff. And it'll make you a better person. And I'll be more likely to have sex with you. The problem is they don't say like, you just have to do it in a way that is cool and casual. And you have to make it look like you're not trying to do it. And that's a hard thing to do, right? That's much harder than doing the actual thing. You know, you know, you know, you know, I mean, like being cool about reading Joan Dieden and public is much harder than just doing it. You know, maybe the pendulum is swinging. And it's swung too far in the, it's Paul Messkel's fault. It's Paul Messkel's fault. I can name. There's too many of these guys out here with their little bullets and little shorts and their. Harry as well. Oh, Harry's part of the problem. But I give him a pass because he's my guy. I mean, look at him proving his stickman status. Just the, I mean, all, all everywhere you turn. Yeah. So, so I guess that the lesson is you can be performative as long as you're able to perform. Exactly. Well, it doesn't hurt if you're, you know, you're really good looking rich, famous. That also, that makes everything less performative, I guess. You know, good tip. Good tip. Good tip. That's, that's all. That's a harder plane to reach, of course. But if you get there, everything's a lot easier. Not just not just having sex with Zoe Kravitz, you know, everything. Yeah. And don't, you know, don't just read whatever book is on the Dua Lipa book club that month. Dig into the archives. You know, go back to April, pull something that's a little less obvious. Back to April. Just, just search service 95 in your email and pull up an older newsletter. And just when the bitch comes over for dinner, don't put on the August the role playlist on Spotify. Gotta go back a couple of years. Yeah, you can get 23. Don't look to third. Don't act brand new. That, honestly, that's good advice. That's really good advice. Because you know, what's his man? They're called can. Okay. Oh, shit. Not can. Can like. Oh, this is pretty good. Yeah, this is, this is actually pretty good. I've never heard this before. Never heard before. God damn it. I was looking at Apple's new music right before we got on. And I just, I was reminded of how much I love the dev Heinz album cover. I really, really like the cover of Essex Honey. I think it's one of the best I've seen in a long time. I haven't listened to it yet. Great cover though. Huh? Great cover. What does the cover remind you of? Burberry, if a Burberry ad was good. No, it's just like a, it just, it feels like a really great capture of like youth to me in a way that like is very hard is very, very hard to do. Like the, like kind of the private school uniform with the worn basketball. You're like clearly walking home from school. I don't know. I just really, it struck me from the first time I saw it. But the school uniform is untocked. It's really good. But as you know, he's got a nice tie. The top, the only thing the tie feels all, it's almost too perfect in a way that it's while I think loading in the air. I think you probably, I mean, I think you have to manufacture a little bit of this. There, there could be a leaf blower or a, I knew it. I knew it. This kid does not exist. It is all AI. It's a look. Yeah. Anything's possible. What are you going to do? Anything's possible. But yeah, anyway, I just really wasn't above it. I haven't let everyone says it's a really good album. I remember when his last album came out in what a 2018 or something a long time ago. That was the, that was the record of the summer, bro. That was like, you're going to have, you're going to have a summer pasta party at your house. That bitch is going on. You know we're putting that shit on. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it, since, not since the rye album has there not been a more perfect summer pasta. We got to talk about we got to talk about before we go. We got to talk about Ryleo Peltka posting. So we're talking, we're talking about the giant tennis player Ryleo Peltka giant size DMed with a couple of years ago and he wants to, he was like, oh, come on the pot. I just, I just fell through. Did I fucking had lunch with him and interviewed him for GQ? And he also said he'd come on the pod. He never did. So I, but, but the point being is that he is dating, uh, Suju, the model that is popular in all of my group chat show and, and we chat. So Jason was checking out his profile. You know, seeing what the competition looks like, sizing him up, uh, you know, tall guy on tall guy. No, Marin Moise. Tall, tall millionaire, tall millionaire. I got to do a little comp check. But Jason's like, wait, hold on. And then started to show, sending me his posts and his, all of his posts are soundtrack with Chris music. Silver juice, Red House painters, all the colors. I was literally like this, this is blowing my mind because I know he's into clothes. You know, that's his like whole thing. He's into clothing, he's an art. But silver juice and Red House painters. That, that feels like a bridge too far, but I am, I'm blown away and now I have to throw my support behind him. Okay. So, so fell us. Let this be a lesson. This is how you performative, Lee perform correctly. Exactly. Yeah. You don't, you don't show up playing tennis with the silver juice tote bag. You know, that's too much. You just do a little, here's a post of me practicing my backhand, where my fucking traps look better than yours. And you can see a little bit of my com goters poking out from the phila. And I'm going to score it with a obscure, but beloved post emo silver juice, silver juice is is like the issue. It's, it feels like a deeper cut than maybe it actually is with the with our generations, Bob Dylan, but silver juice is one of the best of all. I mean, it's, it's one of the best of all time. I think that understanding that now, it's, it's more powerful than than a gender posting effects twin. So yeah, it's more, it's more powerful than Frank Ocean on the red carpet with a context T three. It's, it's, it's stunning me. Because could you imagine there's so many people out there, men, women, non-binary homies who love listening to silver juice and all, you know, all the other kind of obscure ish esoteric emotional, beautiful music that most people have no idea about. And then you just watch in your, your brothers watching the tennis match and you look up this weird looking long hair tall guy. He's bumping that. Guess what? That dick's getting sucked. He's bumping that bumping that. I guess I, I guess I, I guess I fucked tennis players now, you know what I mean? Yeah, but it takes is that one little ooroo. If you haven't listened to silver juice, this is your sign to go download American water. Jason put one of the songs on that on the episode. Well, it's a couple mountains, what I mean, just what, you know, I need to show that. That's equivalent. You go to a restaurant and then Riley, he's like, I have some fresh shaved white Italian truffles, but only, only a few. I'm not going to cover you with it. I'm not going to do a YouTube video where we make it rain. Just the correct amount of the best thing. It's just going to bring the pasta up a little bit. It's not going to overpower it versus I'm going to put a song on that's just like drizzling, you know, truffle oil that you got it. Ikea all over your Alfredo sauce and ruining it. That's the equivalent of clara posting purple mountains margaritas at the mall. That's the one Jason. That's the one. It's not silver juice, but it's still burn. And it still counts. Yeah, this for the heads. This for the heads a little bit. Super. I okay. You got it, brother. How long gone. Thank you guys for listening. Roll that beautiful bourbon footage. We are back next week with more podcasts. It's Jason's birthday on what day the fourth? Yeah. So we're celebrating its Virgo season. Me and Joe button. We are podcasting twin sisters. Yeah. Jason Jason's also going to be wearing Virgo. It's a Virgo month. It's about to get messy on how long it's about to get messy Melissa Ford's joining our cast actually. Want to wait till the end to announce it. But yeah, the third mic. Thank you for listening to how long gone. And we'll see. We'll talk to you next week. I hope you're able to. [Music]